Transcript #263

MuggleCast 263 Transcript


Show Intro


[“Hedwig’s Theme” plays]

Andrew: Because Eric may have one of the best ideas yet for a new Harry Potter book from JK Rowling, this is MuggleCast Episode 263 for March 27th, 2013.

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Andrew: Welcome to MuggleCast Episode 263. Micah, Eric, and I, and look who’s back.

Ben: Ben is back.

Andrew: Ben Schoen.

Ben: Yay!

Andrew: MuggleCast co-founder, MuggleNet’s long time MuggleNet staffer up until… what? What year did you…

Ben: I mean, I guess technically…

Andrew: …depart?

Ben: …my departure occurred in 2009. However, I still managed to stay on the “About Us” page until 2011 at some point.

Andrew: That’s impressive.

Ben: Yeah.

Andrew: See, I was wiped off like the day after. [laughs] So… day after I left.

Micah: I kept you up there, Ben.

Ben: Oh, you did, Micah? That was you?

Micah: I did.

Ben: It was an executive decision?

Micah: Keith wanted to get rid of you… he wanted to get rid of you, but I said, “You can’t take Ben down. It just… the site would crash.”

Ben: Yeah. No, for sure. Keith… I need to take it up with Keith. Actually, I don’t want to take it up with Keith. He’s a big dude. He could beat me up.

Eric: No, I think it was… what it was, Ben, was we weren’t sure that you… we weren’t sure if we got the keys from you after you left. So we had to keep you up on the “About Us” page as sort of like a placating… [laughs] you know, so that you didn’t get angry or something. Maybe do something…

Ben: Oh, you guys were scared that…

Eric: …to the ads, maybe.

Ben: Scared that maybe I built a back door, is what you’re saying.

Andrew: [laughs] Well, it’s good to have you back on the show, Ben.

Ben: I am so glad to be back. It feels good to be on.

Andrew: I know you’ve wanted to come on the show, so that’s great that you did. Before we get to the news, which I am thrilled to be anchoring this time…

Eric: Ooh!

Andrew: …because Micah, when he left MuggleNet, apparently he also left the MuggleCast newsroom.

[Eric laughs]

Ben: It’s been empty.

Micah: It’s been empty for quite some time. There’s some cobwebs and…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Are you there now?

Andrew: We don’t want to know what else. [laughs]

Eric: Oh, okay. Yeah, dead bodies – perfect plan – house-elves…


Pottermore Discussion: PlayStation Home


Andrew: But before we get to that, I just wanted to bring up the point that shouldn’t we be looking forward to new chapters in Pottermore soon? Because…

Ben: Wait, Pottermore is still online?

Andrew: Yeah. [laughs] It’s still on, believe it or not.

Ben: Oh, I thought that was like last year’s thing. Or a couple of years ago.

Andrew: Well, they’ve been releasing them a bit differently. They released Sorcerer’s Stone all at once, and now what they do is they release batches of chapters a few times a year to kind of spread out all of the excitement.

Ben: Now, am I alone in my lack of enthusiasm? Are there a lot of fans who email in who genuinely are looking forward to the Pottermore release? Because I don’t want to patronize or condescend to anybody.

Andrew: Yeah, no, people are looking forward… I mean, Pottermore didn’t thrill everybody. They had some launch problems and what not. What people look forward to now is the new content. From JK Rowling, the new writing.

Ben: Well, sometime we need to talk about… a different show, but we need to have a whole hour discussion about the phases of Harry Potter.

Andrew: Mhm.

Ben: Because I think that at a different phase of my Potter-ness, that I would have been much more excited for these additional releases.

Andrew: Right. Do you think they took too long to release Pottermore?

Ben: Yeah, I think that Pottermore… I think the way that they built it up and everything, they kind of made it out to be something a lot more interactive and better than it was going to be. And yeah, I’m excited to hear the new information, but I can hear that from you guys or there will be enough people talking about it in different places that I can hear that information. I don’t necessarily have to go through Pottermore myself. Does that make me a bad Harry Potter fan?

Eric: No, I think you’re right. They really needed to develop something that would bring people to that site that could only be had on that site – an interactive experience – which is what they were trying to do the whole time. Now, interestingly, last week they released a trailer – did you see this, Andrew? – for Pottermore at PlayStation Home, and it’s because in order to start Pottermore… this whole time has been a joint venture between JK Rowling’s people and Sony, and now they’ve taken that to the next level where they’ve actually come up with – I think it’s in beta testing – a Pottermore app but for the PlayStation 3, PlayStation Home Network. So you can actually play it as if it’s a video game, but it’s Pottermore and it’s online. I’m really looking forward to this because I think hopefully, maybe…

Ben: It’ll be a different Pottermore experience.

Eric: Dare I say, it’ll be the Pottermore we were always hoping for.

Andrew: Yeah, it didn’t blow me away. It seems to be a basic Pottermore, but you have an actual character and you kind of walk around Diagon Alley. I have to say, I’ve actually seen Pottermore commercials on TV, after either [laughs] Wheel of Fortune or Jeopardy!, and it airs almost every night.

[Eric laughs]

Ben: Wow, they know you. The advertisers know you well, don’t they?

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Andrew: Yeah, exactly.

Micah: I was going to say that the demographic for those shows are usually skewed a little bit older, so I don’t know why they’d be going after…

Andrew: Right!

Ben: They’re special ads just for Andrew.

Andrew: I think it more promotes…

Micah: …that type of audience.

Andrew: Yeah, maybe that’s what it is. It promotes, actually, the ebooks. But still, it seems like Jeopardy! or Wheel of Fortune are older audiences.

Micah: I think…

Ben: Oh, so do you think that Pottermore has… because wasn’t that the exclusive outlet to get the ebooks for a long time?

Andrew: It still is.

Ben: Oh, it still is?

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: So, Pottermore has made a ton of money for JK Rowling just by the sale of the ebooks through there, right?

Andrew: Right.

Ben: Because the website itself… I’ve been monitoring the web traffic, and it doesn’t seem to get a ton of people who are regular visitors for it, based upon Quantcast.com and other sites. So, it doesn’t seem like it really is something that fans go to more than once. Once they have the information, it’s not something that they go back to just to mess around on, you know?

Micah: I think that’s the problem. I think there’s nothing that provides people… there’s no retention value. There’s nothing that’s keeping you coming back for more other than the information, which you’re only getting every couple of months, and I feel like Pottermore is becoming too commercial with all these different products that it’s trying to tie into. It’s cool, it’s interactive, but I feel like, in a lot of ways, it missed the wave. For this type of content to be put out there, it could have been done even years before because obviously the books ended in 2007 and here we are in 2013 talking about it. And so I just think that… the content is what people want and that’s it, and I think they’re trying to make too much out of it. They’re trying to make it into something that it’s not. The real fans, they just want to know that information that JK Rowling’s been holding back for all these years.

Eric: Hmm. Well, with the PlayStation Home, in response to that, what I’m most looking forward to is a magical experience. And that may sound dull and cheesy, but in addition to that information… which is true, a lot of people really only care about the information, and that’s why I have only… you know, I logged into Pottermore yesterday and I’m on Chapter 8 of Book 1, and they’ve released [laughs] most of Book 3 at this point, and the reason I don’t… because I don’t want to keep going and clicking to get that information. I just want the information. But once I saw you could walk through Diagon Alley, I thought, well, maybe it’ll be magical again.

Andrew: Well, let’s hope so, Eric. [laughs] For your sake.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: You know what it is? It’s basically… with Pottermore you kind of walk through but not in a 3D way, like you will be able to on PlayStation Home. So… you know, they’re actually… just today they announced a Doctor Who game on PlayStation Home.

Eric: Oh, cool.

Andrew: So there seems to be this big push all of a sudden for PlayStation Home games.

Eric: Yeah. I’ve been on…

Andrew: I hadn’t even heard of this thing until…

Eric: Well, you had a PS3 and then you got rid of it. Right, Andrew?

Andrew: Yeah, but I still didn’t use PlayStation Home.

Eric: Right.

Andrew: I don’t know what that is.

Eric: Yeah. It’s…

Ben: Well, aren’t they coming out with the PS4 now and about to make your entire…

Eric: Yeah, they will.

Ben: …conversation irrelevant?

Eric: Well, PlayStation Home is like an avatar… it’s like you have an avatar. You have your character and he’s walking around and there’s these common areas – like a mall, one is an amusement park – and then you have little mini-games or whatever, but you can do it with… everybody in PlayStation Home is another PlayStation user sitting at their PlayStation Home unit.

Ben: How much does it cost? Is it going to be $5.99 or something?

Eric: It’s free but each of those apps have little packages you can buy of coins that allow you to get different clothing and stuff like that. That’s how they make their money. But everything on Playstation Home is through your web connection. So it’s like multiplayer on a video game but the video game is just the Internet, if that makes sense.

Andrew: Yeah. All right, well let’s get into the news here. Hopefully we can get the new Pottermore chapters soon. We’re definitely due for them and I know the Pottermore Twitter has been doing some game which I thought meant it was coming really soon. Maybe it’ll be this week, who knows?

Eric: I hope so.

Micah: It’s been a while.

Andrew: It has.

Ben: [singing] “It’s been a while…”

Andrew: Yeah, that’s why I’m getting very on edge. I’m on the edge of my seat looking forward to the new Prisoner of Azkaban chapters.

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News: JK Rowling Has No Plans For Prequel About The Marauders


Andrew: Let’s talk about some interesting news here actually. JK Rowling had another Casual Vacancy event. This one was at the Bath Literature Festival. I haven’t looked into it, I’m pretty sure people just sit and take baths and read. So JK Rowling evidently wanted to participate in this, and she spoke about The Casual Vacancy

Ben: Oh, she took a bath there? What?

Andrew: Yeah. Yeah, something like that.

Eric: Baths are very soothing.

Ben: Oh, I was going to say. I wish I was there to see Jo take a bath.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: I’m sure the feeling is mutual, Ben.

Andrew: [laughs] And she was asked about… there was a Q&A, and she was asked if she would ever write a Harry Potter prequel, specifically about the Marauders. And she responded by saying that although she has no current plans to return to the series, if she did it would not be about the Marauders. And her reason was because she doesn’t find prequels to be any good. So she basically denied a Marauders book happening and a prequels book happening in the same sentence. [laughs]

Micah: So she feels that prequels are kind of like epilogues?

[Eric laughs]

Ben: Well, I mean, come one, we’ve got to give her a little bit more time. I think that for somebody like her, Harry Potter has been her… it’s been in her life since 1997 or whenever the first book came out, essentially. So, I mean, she needs some time to chill out and just… she worked on The Casual Vacancy. I’m sure there are plenty of projects that she’ll do in between doing something that is going to be a prequel or maybe an extension or maybe we hear what it’s like to grow up, Harry’s kid. But I think she’ll come back to it, eventually.

Andrew: Mhm.

Ben: I mean, she may never, but I personally think that after some time there may be… she may one day think, “Oh, I wish I had done this.” Or she may think of something that would be fun and interesting for her to do that involves Harry Potter.

Micah: Yup.

Andrew: Yeah. Part of me thinks she’s bluffing.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: She’s screwing with people.

Eric: Surprise! [laughs]

Andrew: Because the way it happened at this Q&A, it seems like she just laid the ax down about any chances of a prequel. Which is why this kind of… it left a lot of people up in arms because people were looking forward to a Marauders book.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: That’s been one of the popular hopes.

Micah: But I feel like she’s always said when she’s been interviewed that if she does something it’ll be post-Harry, not before him. And I feel like that gives her the most opportunity, the most chance as well, to write something because it’s open-ended. I mean, if you write about the Marauders you can only write about them up to a point because then we know what happens after that. Whereas if she writes about Harry’s kids, there’s a lot that she has to write about.

Eric: I get what you’re saying, but on one hand her quote, like, “Oh yeah, I won’t do a prequel because prequels are no good.” Well, also sequels are no good, too, sometimes. Like if it’s a sequel, if it’s taking place after Harry has defeated Lord Voldemort, what’s going to happen? What’s going to be your conflict that drives your character, whoever they may be, into action? Oh, is there somebody who is as evil as Voldemort? A second big bad dark wizard?

Ben: What if she picks a random weird character and doesn’t write a prequel or a sequel, but she writes what Filch was doing the entire time.

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Ben: She releases Filch’s diary.

[Eric laughs]

Ben: Wouldn’t that be cool?

Andrew: Right. Yeah, so the Harry Potter series from Filch’s perspective.

Eric: Mhm.

Ben: Oh yeah, maybe. That would be cool.

Eric: Like a Midnight Sun, but from Filch. A Midnight Squib.

Ben: Or Peeves’s perspective.

Andrew: Right, right.

Ben: That would be cool.

Andrew: [laughs] Midnight Squib. Peeves’s perspective would be cool?

Eric: Yeah. But…

Andrew: Midnight Squib, I like that. Eric is referring to Midnight Sun, which is Twilight from Edward’s perspective. [laughs]

Eric: Yes, and I wish she’d go ahead and write the rest of that because I actually read that a long time ago and I liked it.

Andrew: Me too. Somebody should write Midnight Squib.

Ben: Since when did we start doing Twilight references on this show? Did…

Andrew: I don’t know. Eric…

Eric: There’s a voicemail…

Ben: Did the fandom war… did it end?

Eric: Ben, there’s a voicemail about this.

Ben: Did you guys declare a cease-fire?

Eric: There’s a voicemail about this coming up soon.

Andrew: Ben is just trying to win over all of the Twilight haters who are listening right now.

Eric: Yeah.

Ben: Yeah, I’m trying to win over the purists. You can follow me at @benschoen.

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: My follower count has stalled for years. Come back.

Andrew: So…

Micah: Well, I hear you can just buy more if you need to.


Listener Tweets: JK Rowling’s Next Harry Potter Book


Andrew: [laughs] So on Twitter, Twitter.com/MuggleCast, we asked those who follow us: What should JK Rowling’s next Harry Potter book be about, if not a prequel? Besides the encyclopedia, of course; that’s already a popular thing that everybody wants. Everybody asks us nearly every day. Sam said:

“A story about foreign schools of magic!”

Cherise said:

“Would love to see…”

Ben: Boo. I don’t like Sam’s idea.

Andrew: [continues]

“…the first few years after the war.”

You wouldn’t like a book about a different school?

Ben: Yeah, I don’t want to hear what Viktor Krum was doing. I’m sorry.

Andrew: Yeah. Cherise said:

“Would love to see the first few years after the war, the rebuilding and the growing relationships.”

Ben: Oh, that would be interesting.

Andrew: That’s what you were referring to.

Ben: That would be like post-Civil War reconstruction.

Eric: Ugh, I don’t know. Don’t give… if we’ve learned anything from The Casual Vacancy, please allow it to be… don’t give JK Rowling the opportunity to be dramatic and melodramatic and exhausting and really just sad, sucking the happiness and bleh out of life.

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: Well, she did the opposite, so…

Eric: Was that too intense?

Ben: …it was her… she had to balance things out a bit.

Eric: Yeah.

Ben: She’s like, “I’m tired of this uplifting stuff.”

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Right.

Ben: “Love, ah, love, that whole crap, BS I wrote about the power the Dark Lord knows not. Ugh!”

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Andrew: Shelby said:

“Probably something about after Hogwarts was fixed. Maybe Harry, Ginny, Ron, and Hermione’s children or even others.”

Eric: Mhm.

Ben: Well, was there some magic spell to fix Hogwarts? It’s just like, “Reparo Hogwarts!” and Hogwarts is fixed?

Andrew: Hogwarto Reparo. Hogwartus Reparo.

Eric: I just think that because the Harry Potter series was so innovative… or not innovative, unique, and it was so inspiring and for JK Rowling to have written it is just really unique. I think hopefully she’ll come up with an idea that nobody is talking about and execute…

Andrew: Hmm.

Eric: Like maybe set in the world of Harry Potter… because I guess that’s the point, right? The fact that it’s set in the same world. But to just come up with an idea that’s truly original and surprise us, get us… I’m waiting for JK Rowling’s fifth tweet ever when she announces…

[Micah laughs]

Eric: …what she’s doing.

Ben: Micah is going to miss it.

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Micah: That’s right. Because I don’t follow her on Twitter.

Eric: You missed her tweet then the other day, right?

Micah: I doubt she tweeted the other day.

Eric: She really tweeted the other day.

Andrew: She did. She said something about something going on in Britain. It was boring.

Eric: Some politic…

Micah: Oh yeah, I heard about that though. See! I still heard about it.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: I bet you have a secret account where you secretly follow Jo.

Micah: And that’s the only person that I follow.

Andrew: Do you think… I mean, what are the chances you’ll ever follow JK Rowling again? Is there a chance? What does she have to do to win you over as a follower?

Micah: Take a bath.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Oh, my God.

Ben: Micah!

Eric: What if this?

Micah: No, no, I’m joking.

Andrew: No, you’re not.

Micah: I’m not.

Eric: What if the next Harry Potter book is being released over Twitter in 140 character tweets?

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: And that… and it’s a serial version of her book?

Andrew: I think in that case, Micah would find the strength to press to Follow button.

Eric: I think so, too.

Ben: If I were Jo…

Micah: Some site is just going to copy it and paste it somewhere.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: And compile it into actual pages that you can flip through.

Ben: If I were Jo…

Andrew: A lot of people on Twitter…

Ben: …I would actually write some Harry Potter fan fiction on one of those sites and then see what people think.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: And then I would laugh at their responses that were like, “This sucks. JK Rowling would never write this.” And I would sit there…

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: …and laugh.

Andrew: Yeah. Well, we all remember the classic story. She went into a MuggleNet chatroom and shared some of her theories before the final book came out.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: And everybody laughed them off.

Eric: Yup.

Andrew: She has said that. She has been on the record.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: [laughs] A lot of these Twitter responses, by the way, people say… maybe Jo responded in these Twitter responses.

Micah: Doubtful.

Andrew: Who knows? [laughs] Doubtful. I think she’s… a lot of people seem to want post-Book 7, seeing the kids grow up. So…

Micah: Yeah. But to answer your question, no, I don’t really think that I would follow her. She doesn’t interact enough.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: Is that terrible? I mean, it’s true. I’m not telling people not to follow her. It’s just she doesn’t tweet enough.

Andrew: I understand.

Ben: Can we do a campaign for JK Rowling to follow Micah, so Micah will follow her back?

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: We should start one.

Andrew: We should try that. That’ll do it.

Micah: Those are the only circumstances under which I would follow her.

Andrew: All right.

Eric: Is if she follows you?

Micah: That’s right. And I doubt she’s following anybody.

Andrew: By the way, she only follows Pottermore right now. So…

Eric: [laughs] So that’s…

Andrew: Let’s move on to some other news.

Eric: Yeah.


News: Bonus Material No Longer Included With 15th Anniversary Harry Potter Paperbacks


Andrew: We talked in the recent episode, either January or February, that new Harry Potter paperbacks are being released with all new covers by Kazu Kibuishi. He is well known actually, in the illustration industry. I mean, he’s got quite a few other titles.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: I personally have never read them, but I know he’s…

Micah: He’s a comic book artist, right?

Andrew: Yeah. And so far, only the Sorcerer’s Stone cover has been released. But when they announced this, and when the books went up for pre-order, Scholastic had said at the end of each of these books, these new paperbacks, there was going to be bonus material. That phrase exactly. And I happen to peruse the pre-order pages the other day and noticed that the bonus material blurbs had disappeared. So I emailed Scholastic and I said, “Hey, what’s up with this?” And they sent me a statement back, they said that… actually, we’re getting ahead of ourselves in the rundown a little bit. [laughs] But they said to me that:

“When it comes to the ‘Harry Potter’ series, we always want to deliver for the fans. Since we determined that our plan fell short of that expectation, we will not be offering bonus content.”

So either they didn’t like the outcry from fans who didn’t want them to make this sort of money grab. Some people said, “Oh, Scholastic is just adding the bonus material so people who already have the books will go back and buy them again.” Which is a valid point. So some people thought it was a cheap move. Other people, myself included, thought it was a good move because it would be nice to have a little extra feature, these Harry Potter books, to give us a reason to buy them again. Or you just go into Barnes and Noble, and you read the bonus material in the kids section [laughs] and then you walk out. You don’t have to buy the books, you get what you want. Or read it on the Internet. Anyway, these books are also coming out on August 27th. That’s when Amazon is going to start shipping them, and Barnes and Noble as well. And you can pre-order them now. So…

Micah: Interesting.

Andrew: What do you guys think? Should the bonus material… should that have been included or what?

Micah: Pottermore had no issues with this?

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Andrew: Yeah, maybe Pottermore called and they said, “Hey, you better not release bonus material.”

Micah: Or Sony. Whoever is in charge there.

Eric: Well, once they determined that their plan was going to fall short… I don’t even understand this statement. I didn’t think it made grammatical sense at first. But now that you’re talking about it, now it makes sense. They had some ideas of what the general content would be, but then they just… for whatever reason, they decided against it. Yeah, I think some…

Andrew: Yeah, and I mean…

Eric: But then putting content in a book, like in a regular… I don’t think that any special content of any relevance really should belong in a book. A book that you buy at the store should be that book and almost nothing else. Maybe the publishers already throw in those little ad pages, like other works by this author…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Or if you like this, you’ll also like this. BS pages. I really think the book should just be the book.

Andrew: I don’t know if anyone should really blame Scholastic, though, for wanting to do that because the book industry is hurting right now…

Eric: Oh, that’s true. And yeah, no, I get what you’re saying too. That would bring and generate revenue, and it would definitely raise interest in addition to the new cover design.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah. Think of the good news, would be more people going into mom-and-pop shops, for example, to go and buy the books. You can look at it from that kind of perspective, or you can look at it as Scholastic is just trying to get Harry Potter fans to buy the books again. I’m still not sure if I’m going to go buy them again. The first book, Sorcerer’s Stone, the cover looks great. We’ll have to see how the rest of the covers look. I’m very interested to see how those look.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: I haven’t decided if I’m going to buy them yet. Have you guys?

Micah: Don’t do it.

Eric: What if they released…

Andrew: [laughs] Don’t do it.

Eric: What if they released a statement saying that they wanted to deliver on the new covers but they decided not to so we’re only getting Sorcerer’s Stone.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: Well, that’s what they did…

Ben: Awww.

Micah: …really with the anniversary edition.

Eric: The 10th anniversary? Yeah, wasn’t it the plan always…

Ben: I’m looking forward to buying these.

Eric: Oh yeah, Ben?

Ben: Yeah, I’m serious because I want to have every Harry Potter book that I possibly can. Do you guys have books with the English covers?

Micah: Yup.

Eric: Mhm.

Andrew: I have one or two, I think.

Ben: I have one. I have Book 7.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: I got it at Heathrow Airport, in 2007.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: The rest of us have Book 7 because we were there.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Ben: Oh, that’s right!

Eric: Yeah.

Ben: I wasn’t at your guys’ event.

Eric: That’s a fairly… you were in Oak Park, though.

Ben: Yeah, I was at a pretty big event. So…

Eric: That’s pretty cool.

Andrew: When I came back… when I got the book in the UK, and I came back and I saw the actual… the US version, I was like, “Jesus, this is big!”

Eric: [laughs] Right?

Andrew: The UK books are great.

Ben: It’s kind of like their refrigerators and their lavatories.

Andrew: Right.

Ben: Those tiny fridges, tiny bathrooms. Americans, we’re just like, “Man, we eat so much we just need big bathrooms.”

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Eric: We need bigger books.

Ben: Big books, big bathrooms. Big books for our big bathrooms.

Micah: Yup.

Andrew: I think another thing going for Scholastic right now is that they… people’s existing copy of Harry Potter, especially people who read the book still. I mean, I have friends I see on Twitter who say, “I’m reading the Harry Potter books again.” I mean, these copies are starting to fall apart. [laughs] So this is a good time for people to get fresh copies if they want.

Ben: Yeah, it’s like, “Mom, my Harry Potter broke. Can you stop at the store and pick me up a new one?”

Andrew: Yeah. Yeah, the box set is going to have new art as well. So I’m looking forward to… if Scholastic is smart they’ll release… they should be releasing one new cover every three to four weeks. Because when they released the Sorcerer’s Stone cover it was a huge deal.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: So… I mean, it won’t be as big of a deal for the rest of these naturally, just because everybody knows they’re being re-released at this point.

Eric: Mhm.

Andrew: But it would be cool for them to do that.

Micah: Are they going to be sold individually or just in the set?

Andrew: No, no, individually as well.

Micah: Okay. Yeah, I mean, I think Ben brought up the point, sort of. I think if you’re a collector it’s definitely something you’d want to have because it’s unique, it’s different. It’s just going to be interesting to see how they plan to do these types of sets moving forward. They had the Sorcerer’s Stone 10th anniversary, which we talked about a little bit on the last episode with the different cover and there was some new art inside, but beyond that there was nothing different about it. And they decided after that anniversary edition, for whatever reason, not to pursue it with any other books.

Andrew: Right.

Micah: And I don’t know why. Maybe it didn’t sell well.

Andrew: Yeah, that’s probably why. I didn’t like that whole idea anyway. I think how they’re doing it now is better. Just release them all at once.

Eric: Yeah, and it will be fresh, the new author… the new artist, I mean. [laughs]

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News: Wizarding World of Harry Potter Orlando Expansion Opening in 2014


Andrew: Let’s move on now. The mayor of Orlando says The Wizarding World of Harry Potter expansion is opening in 2014.

Eric: Is this news?

Ben: Is that part of his platform when he’s trying to get re-election?

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: He’s like, “I expanded the Wizarding World.”

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Ben: “You guys have to re-elect me.”

Eric: Did we know… was there a date already set for it?

Andrew: No, there wasn’t. No, there wasn’t. It was kind of news. Here’s what he said.

Eric: Okay.

Andrew: He said:

“This summer, [Universal Orlando Resort] will open the new ‘Transformers’ 3D ride followed by the opening next year of a new resort hotel and the expansion of ‘The Wizarding World of Harry Potter’.”

So some people took that… Universal, they were asked to comment and they were a bit miffed. They were like, “We didn’t read his comments like that. We read it differently,” meaning he was just referring to it opening in the future sometime, not necessarily 2014. However, you have to think that they’re aiming for 2014, a) because, as we all know, Harry Potter is not exactly getting more and more popular by the day.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: So they’ve got to move on this while they can. [laughs] And b) if you look at how far construction has gone so far, it’s pretty significant. There were some great, great, great overhead shots taken – [laughs] which I’m sure Universal hated…

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: …by some satellite company. And I mean, this project is moving, so I think it’ll be open next year.

Eric: That’s good. That Transformers ride really snuck in there. [laughs]

Andrew: What do you mean?

Eric: And what is this about a new resort? I’m going to look this up.

Andrew: Yeah, they’re opening a new resort, too. A new hotel resort.

Eric: Where is there room?

Andrew: I don’t know, but they saw how popular LeakyCon was. They were like, “We need a bigger hotel to do this at,” so…

Eric: Yeah, maybe this one will just be called something Harry Potter.

Andrew: They’re going to call it “The Leaky Cauldron” or “The Leaky…”

Ben: The Leaky Inn.

Andrew: What are these other hotels called? [laughs] The Leaky Inn.

Ben: Loews Leaky Inn.

Eric: The Royal Pacific and the Portofino Bay…

Ben: Portofino…

Eric: …and the Hard Rock.

Ben: The Hard Rock.

Eric: Yeah.

Ben: Exactly.

Eric: What Ben said.

Ben: What Eric said.

Andrew: The new hotel resort, the new resort, is called Universal’s Cabana Beach… Cabana Bay Beach Resort.

Ben: Say that five times fast.

Eric: [unintelligible] …themes there.

Andrew: And look at the concept art. Yeah. Cabana Bay Beach Resort. It looks like something out of the ’50s. That’s kind of the theme that they’re going with. That’s kind of cool.

Eric: Cool.

Andrew: Yeah. Get to live in the Mad Men area when you go to visit Universal now.


News: Rupert Grint and Stephen Fry to Co-star in Super Clyde


Andrew: One other piece of news today. We spoke, I think – maybe, I’m not sure, I can’t remember – about Rupert Grint. He’s got a US comedy… he’s got a CBS comedy pilot in the works called Super Clyde [laughs] where he plays a superhero. And as it turns out – little Harry Potter connection – Stephen Fry is going to co-star in it. The Harry Potter connection to Stephen Fry is that he narrated the UK Harry Potter audiobooks.

Eric: Hmm. This is…

Andrew: He is going to be the butler.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: He’s going to be Rupert Grint’s butler on the show. [laughs]

Eric: This show is going to fail, but…

[Andrew and Ben laugh]

Micah: Way to be optimistic.

Eric: …for every millisecond that exists…

Ben: Yeah, this has not been a very optimistic news section.

Eric: Before it fails, every second that it exists, I am going to enjoy and cherish.

Andrew: See, I’m excited. I think this is actually… now that Stephen Fry is involved, I’m actually pretty excited.

Eric: But CBS… don’t get me wrong, I think CBS is on fire right now. All the cool shows that I watch – like Person of Interest – are on CBS, and I think this is awesome. But then it kind of worries me because then I’m wondering, why is this on American television? Why isn’t it on BBC One or BBC America? All the television channels that we, obviously, can’t get a hold of. But it just seems so weird that it’s American.

Andrew: Because we Americans make superheroes. Think of Marvel and everything. We are superheroes, so that’s why this show is…

Ben: That’s because we’re in dire need of a superhero.

Micah: That’s right.

Eric: Yeah. I just worry that we wouldn’t…

Micah: The Beninator.

Eric: I’m into it. I’m interested.

Micah: No, you don’t like that name?

Eric: What’s that?

Ben: I love that name, Micah.

Micah: The Beninator?

Eric: The Beninator.

Ben: The Beninator.

Micah: Because…

Ben: No, I don’t like that name.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Ben: On second thought, don’t ever call me that.

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Andrew: All right, so…

Micah: I was just going to say, it’s not like we’ve never had a superhero who has had a butler and that being made into a show before. Right?

Ben: A superhero with a butler?

Andrew: What are you saying? What is the point you’re making here?

Micah: Well, that seems to be the plot point, right? Young…

Andrew: Oh, you’re saying it’s original. This is an original show.

Micah: No, it’s not. I mean, a young superhero with a butler?

Andrew: Well, he’s not necessarily a superhero. He’s a superhero because he’s rich, and he’s going to use his fortune…

Micah: [laughs] Oh, a rich superhero with a butler.

Andrew: [laughs] No, no, he’s using his…

Micah: Batman?

Andrew: His superpower is that he’s rich, and he’s going to use his money to take care of people or solve problems. That part of the plot, I’m not so sure about. And… [sighs] Rupert Grint I personally don’t find to be a great actor, so I’m… that’s my hang-up with this show. That’s why I don’t…

Micah: [laughs] Cue the email!

Andrew: Well, no. But really, look…

Ben: Rupert Grint was the best of the three. Throughout the entire Harry Potter series, Rupert Grint was the best of the three actors. I mean…

Andrew: You mean that seriously?

Ben: Yeah, I genuinely mean that.

Eric: Somehow he’s the only one to not currently be featured in wax at Madame Tussauds in London.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: Well, that doesn’t mean anything.

[Micah laughs]

Ben: That doesn’t… there are times when people who are great actors…

Eric: That’s because the wax is walking and breathing. Oh, burn.

Andrew: Well, I’m glad you think that, Ben, because we need differing opinions on here.

Ben: Well, I’m saying that Emma Watson… Rupert Grint is probably the least attractive out of all… out of the three.

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: Sorry, sorry, Rupert.

Andrew: See, no… well, many girls would disagree with you.

Ben: Well, yeah. I know… I’m not the best at evaluating men, so I don’t know. But I’m just saying that I feel like market… take the looks out of it. Just marketability, I feel Emma and Dan have much greater marketability than Rupert ever has.

Andrew: Mhm. Right, they’re much more… they have that Hollywood look.

Ben: He is stigmatized because he is a ginger.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: I…

Ben: There’s ginger bullying. I’m serious about this. I joke around a lot, but I’m dead serious about this. If he wasn’t ginger, he would be further.

Andrew: Well, people also really like him because he’s ginger. I mean, look at Rupert-Grint.us. That’s the only fansite left out of the three trio in terms of trio member fan sites. Rupert Grint is very big. I think you’re not giving him as much credit as you should.
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Ben: I mean, how big is he compared to Dan?

Andrew: I honestly think people freak out about Rupert as much as they do… Ben, think of some of our friends. I think of Bre and Sam Friedman, who…

Ben: But think about the quantity of people freaking out over Dan…

Andrew: Yeah, no, I do think…

Ben: …versus the quantity of people freaking out over Rupert.

Andrew: I think it could be very similar numbers. I don’t know, it’s hard to say. We don’t have a girl on the show today. People do love Rupert…

Ben: Now, is Emma making… who made more money last year? Is it still Dan?

Andrew: I bet Dan did because he’s got a bunch of projects.

Eric: Now, come to think of it though…

Ben: I’m interested to see how that averages over time. Like if this were a horse race, I would bet on Emma Watson by…

Andrew: Oh, yeah.

Ben: Say in like 20 years, in the next 20 years, we measured how much money they each made per year. I think Emma Watson is going to blow them both out of the park.

Andrew: Yeah. Yeah, I think you’re right.

Eric: Though now that we’re talking about it, I do think I’ve probably seen more Rupert Grint films than Emma Watson or Dan Radcliffe films that aren’t Harry Potter. I saw this movie Rupert…

Ben: Have you ever seen this movie, Perks? What everyone is calling Perks?

Eric: Yeah, Perks.

Ben: I have not seen that film. Should I see it?

Eric: Emma is in it. She…

Ben: No, I know she’s in it, but is it worth seeing? Am I going to be disappointed?

Eric: Yes.

Andrew: No, no.

Ben: Is it going to change my outlook on Emma in a good way?

Andrew: You’re going to love her even more.

Eric: Yeah.

Ben: Really?

Eric: I think so, too. But…

Andrew: It’s based on the book by Stephen Chbosky, which is beloved.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: It came out in the ’90s, and he directed the movie. He did a great job with it. He’s one of the nicest people on the planet. And Emma Watson did a great job.

Eric: Mhm.

Andrew: So yeah, definitely watch it.

Eric: Rupert did a film called Wild Target that I saw, and Bill Nighy is in it as well, but I just really actually quite liked it. So, I guess I do like Rupert as an actor in films other than Harry Potter. It’s just… I do think he’s a bit random, and I do think the fact that this is going to be an American series on CBS is a bit random. So I hope he can survive, and until then I know that I’ll be tuning in and watching it and enjoying it.


Voicemail: Harry Potter Fan Clubs


Andrew: Okay, let’s move onto some voicemails now. We have three here this week.

[Audio]: Hi, my name is Shelby R. I’m calling from Arizona, nice and hot. I was just calling to see if you guys knew of any Harry Potter-related fan clubs, or anything that we could find in our area. Not just here, all over the country. I know about the Harry Potter Alliance, but sometimes it’s hard to get to them or they’re not near your area. So I wanted to know if you guys knew of any easier way to find other Harry Potter fans. I’ve tried Craigslist, but I don’t want to talk about that. Thanks for making the show, guys. I love it. I listen to it every time you guys have a new episode, and I’ll miss you. I wish you would come out with one every week. Have a great day. Buh-bye.

Andrew: So, Harry Potter fan clubs.

Ben: I’m interested…

Andrew: Well…

Ben: …to see – or to hear, rather – how many other people out there are like her who would be willing to organize a Harry Potter fan club within their own city.

Andrew: I think… well, I know, for starters, Los Angeles has a very active one called the Los Angeles Dumbledore’s Army.

Eric: Mhm.

Andrew: And I went to a bowling night, Harry Potter Bowling Night.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: And it was actually… it was pretty fun, but they’ve got a few events coming up in the next… they have one, two, three, four, five, six events coming up between now and May including Harry Potter Roller Skating Night. Ninety people attending, second annual event.

Micah: Is that like roller derby where you can hit other people?

Andrew: No, no. Come on, we’re Harry Potter fans. We don’t hit people. What are you talking about?

Micah: Oh. Sorry, it’s too much Game of Thrones influence.

Andrew: [laughs] Okay.

Micah: No, but where is she calling from?

Eric: She is calling from Arizona. Nice and hot, as she says. And I think… the thing of it is, we really do need to come up with… and she said she used Craigslist [laughs] but that she didn’t want to talk about her experience there. I think that we do need to continue to use the Internet as a resource. Say maybe Facebook or… I just did a Google search for Arizona Harry Potter fans, and I came up with this article on LightningOctopus.com, and it’s about Phoenix Lament which is Arizona’s Harry Potter fan club group. So I would recommend searching for Phoenix Lament. There are other ways to sort of do this, and if our listeners can help out, if any other listeners are also in the Arizona area and want to meet up or want to have a fan club group, I think we’ll just have to play matchmaker this one time.

Andrew: I would also recommend Meetup.com. This is how the LA one is organized. And you can do a search within X miles of your location. So just keep expanding the search until you find something, and then – like the LA Harry Potter club – they put all their events in here. And you can sign up, you can join. Now, the LA Harry Potter club, they have a membership due of $5 every six months and I’m a little weird about that.

Micah: What does it go towards?

Andrew: I don’t know what it goes towards. Now, I’m not a member. I don’t know how they collect the money…

Ben: You don’t have a card?

Andrew: No, but [laughs] I’m on the mailing list and…

Ben: How did you get on the mailing list if you’re not a member?

Andrew: …I still get notified about their events.

Ben: I’m going to get you off the mailing list, then.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: I hit the “Join Us” button, and I signed up, and that was it.

Ben: Oh, okay.

Andrew: And I know for the bowling night, I had to pay a little cover fee to get in there. But that was just the bowling alley’s fee.

Ben: A little Harry Potter cover fee? Or do you think…

Andrew: Yeah, that was just the bowling…

Ben: Wait, do you think maybe the bowling alley and the Harry Potter club are in cahoots?

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: They could be, I don’t know what’s going on. But it was a fun thing. It was a fun event. So check Meetup.com, do a Google search, look for the nearest major city near you.

Micah: Doesn’t Mason run one out in Arizona that she could join?

Andrew: [laughs] No. Should he start one? GoDaddy…

Ben: Actually, there’s a club over where Andrew lives. You can go to Andrew’s place any time for a Harry Potter meet up.

Micah: What’s the address?

Andrew: Well, and…

Ben: It’s an open invite.

Andrew: Yeah, no, there’s no address.

Ben: I can’t remember the address. He lives over there in the… somewhere in the valley.

Andrew: [laughs] Whimsic Alley is a store in LA. They do a bunch of Harry Potter events. Let’s move on to the next voicemail.


Voicemail: The Casual Vacancy TV Series


[Audio]: Hi MuggleCast, this is Michaela Hansen. I’m from Missoula, Montana. You might know it better as the town where Hank Green is from. I wanted to know what you thought of The Casual Vacancy being announced, that they’re creating it as a TV show. I’m not completely sure about it because The Casual Vacancy was such a short book and didn’t have a lot going on, in my opinion. But what do you think it will be like as a TV show? Will it work better? Maybe JK Rowling can explore the town more, maybe we’ll get more details. I just wanted to know your thoughts about it, and I’ve been listening to you guys for years and I love you. Keep up the good work, and thank you so much for bringing a smile to my face every day. Thanks, bye.

Andrew: That was sweet! Well, this is part of the reason why I think JK Rowling is lying about the prequel because we all remember when she was once asked, “Can you see The Casual Vacancy as a movie?” and she said no. I have no clue why this would work as a TV show but not a movie. That doesn’t make sense to me.

[Eric laughs]

Ben: I think that it could be better as a TV show than a movie. I mean, the Harry Potter books could have been made into a TV show. I think that… I mean, Game of Thrones is made in… whatever the George RR Martin…

Eric: A Song of Ice and Fire.

Ben: Yeah, something of ice and fire.

Eric: Yeah.

Ben: That’s what I… I couldn’t remember what it was actually called. It’s not Game of Thrones. I think a TV show could be a good format for it. Personally, I wasn’t able to finish The Casual Vacancy.

Eric: Yeah, we should maybe defer to Micah, the only one of these four who has actually finished the book. [laughs]

Andrew: [laughs] Who climbed the mountain.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: I think Ben makes a great point, though. I think that it does suit TV well because you have all these different character arcs, and there’s not as many of them as there are in Potter so it’s a little bit easier to follow along. Again, I don’t know how many episodes they’re going to be making The Casual Vacancy into. I think they could probably do everything that’s in that book in one season, so it actually is more of a miniseries than an actual…

Andrew: Yeah, it is a miniseries.

Micah: …full-blown television show. So I think it could be interesting and I kind of disagree with the voicemail. I think there’s plenty of stuff that can be included. I think it’s obviously a lot more mature in content than something like Harry Potter. There’s a lot of negative to it, just as far as the overall tone of the book. So it’s not necessarily a positive, feel-good [laughs] type of miniseries.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: It’s just…

Ben: People love negative stuff, though.

Micah: That’s true.

Ben: So I could see it being a hit, personally. I think maybe it was a crappy book – sorry if that offends anybody – but maybe it could be a better TV show. Maybe we’ll be raving about…

Eric: An award-winning dramatic miniseries.

Ben: …this miniseries.

Micah: Right. And it’d be interesting because I’m sure that several Potter actors could hop on board.

[Andrew groans]

Eric: Well, they’re going to have to if they want anybody from Britain. [laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, because everybody was involved.

Eric: Everybody except Tim Roth.

Andrew: I was trying to see if there was a certain amount of episodes that the BBC ordered. I thought it was six. I mean, that… they call it a miniseries…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: So I don’t think it can be more than six. But like Micah said, if they focus on the different character arcs, one per episode, that would… I suppose that would…

Eric: That would be interesting.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: Jamie Waylett is going to make a comeback with this one.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Is he?

Ben: Yeah, that’s what I heard. It’s just in the rumor mill. It’s on…

Andrew: You should start that rumor.

Ben: Yeah.

Andrew: This is his comeback project.

[Eric laughs]

Ben: Andrew, can I start the Hypable back page where I just make up [censored]?

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: I mean make up stuff.

Andrew: Yeah, it’s called April Fool’s Day.

Ben: Oh, is that coming up? Oh man, that’s coming up!

Andrew: You should do that, actually. Write that story for April Fool’s Day. [laughs] “Jamie Waylett’s Comeback.”

Ben: Yeah!

Micah: Yeah, he can play…

Eric: Tell him that… tell everybody that the terms of his parole indicate…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: …that he has to play a drug addict on TV in order to recover from…

Ben: No, no, I’m going to say that Warner Bros. is attempting to buy him out…

[Micah laughs]

Ben: …of jail. No, JK Rowling personally posted bail for Jamie Waylett on Monday.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: He could play a specific character, though.

Ben: He’s staying at his guest house and watering her flowers.

Andrew: Can you see a character for him in that book, Micah?

Micah: Yeah, Fats.

Andrew: Fats. He did drugs.

Micah: Yup.

Eric: Yeah. He’s actually quite a comedic character. Obviously tortured, but I enjoyed reading Fats for as long as I could keep the book open.

Micah: He likes to get his schwerve on, too.

Eric: Oh, yeah.

Ben: His schwerve on.

Micah: Was that from Wayne’s World? I think so.

Eric: I don’t know what that is.

Micah: All right.

Ben: I don’t know…

Micah: It came from some movie.

Ben: I just quoted you, Micah.

Andrew: All right.

Eric: Final voicemail.

Andrew: One more voicemail.

Ben: [singing] One more voicemail.


Voicemail: Harry Potter vs. Other Book Series


[Audio]: Hey MuggleCast! I’m a long time listener and I work in a bookstore now and I was just… happened across a lady who was having her daughter read The Hunger Games, and her daughter was eleven years old. And when I offered her Harry Potter, which is a lighter book, she told me that Harry Potter was a horrible story. Now, why do you think Harry Potter is still the bad guy when there’s so much worse out there and they let them read Twilight and Hunger Games, which are great books but are much on the harder and more gruesome scale. So I was just wondering what you guys thought. Thanks for everything you guys do. I’ve been listening ever since the beginning. Thanks.

Andrew: Thank you! I think people… well, we don’t know the context. We don’t know why she thought Harry Potter was a bad story. It may have been the whole religion thing. That would probably be my first guess. Or she got really, really bad information from somebody else.

Eric: [laughs] Somebody clearly was hating on Harry Potter though, and I guess this begs the question…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: …in a world where – [as a movie voice-over] in a world where – [back to normal voice] The Hunger Games is being heralded as, say, the next Twilight, Twilight was the next Harry Potter, but they’re all different books. They all offer something different and Hunger Games is quite, I guess, brutal because it is about killing each other and only the seventh Harry Potter book is about that. And Twilight is obviously very romantic, but, to me, in my opinion, having read all of the Twilight books – except for that spin-off BS, whatever she did with that one character, Bree whatever – and having read The Hunger Games, I still think Harry Potter is special and unique, and I still prefer it to the other ones even though I really like The Hunger Games. So…

Ben: Harry Potter

Eric: …why is Harry Potter somehow not cool enough for an eleven year old to read? This girl is eleven. Shouldn’t she be reading Harry Potter and not Twilight and maybe not Hunger Games?

Andrew: Yeah. Well, she never said Twilight, right?

Eric: Yeah, yeah. It’s Twilight.

Andrew: Oh.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: I think it’s just a case of bad information. And I mean, The Hunger Games I think is a quicker choice right now because it’s in the spotlight so much.

Eric: Mhm.

Andrew: Whereas Harry Potter really isn’t, and I think that’s one of the reasons that Scholastic is re-releasing the books in paperback, is because it will put the Harry Potter books back at the front of store shelves.

Eric: I didn’t think about that. That’s a good idea.

Andrew: Yeah. And who knows where it will go after the first couple of months. I’m assuming they’re hoping the sales are strong through the holiday season. That would be ideal.

Eric: Mhm.

Andrew: And if they really want to play it up hard, get JK Rowling to do a new interview on The Today Show or something about the books. I don’t know.

Eric: Yeah. No, it’s…

Andrew: But yeah, I think… I can’t… there’s multiple reasons why potentially that person said Harry Potter was a bad book. She could have had bad information. It could have been a religious thing. But in terms of picking The Hunger Games, it’s just the book right now.

Eric: Mhm.

Ben: Andrew, I thought of another April Fool’s story.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: What?

Ben: JK Rowling has to write more Harry Potter books because her husband Neil was such a bad gambler that now she’s in debt to a bunch of bookies.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Andrew: That’s just sad.

Micah: You should tweet that at her, see if she replies to you.

Andrew: [laughs] Okay. So that’s it for voicemails. You can continue to send us voicemails by using the phone number. It’s… were you about to interject something, Micah?

[Prolonged silence]

Andrew: Oh. Who’s got the new number?

Ben: Is it 1-866-MUGGLECAST-4?

Eric: I have the new number. The new number is…

Andrew: Okay.

Eric: …323-984-8547. And believe me, I spent like a good five minutes trying to figure out if that spelled anything or was somehow easy to remember, and it’s not. But again…

Andrew: Sorry.

Eric: That’s okay! I wonder what happened. I wonder who has 1-218-20-MAGIC now. But the number is, again, 323-984-8547. And we do want to thank you guys for continuing to send in your questions and your comments.

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Announcement: MuggleCast Will Be Ending Regular Episodes


Andrew: Right. So here’s something else that we have to discuss about today’s show, or about the show, and then we’ll move onto Muggle Mail.

Ben: Oh, don’t do it, Andrew.

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: Say it’s so. Please?

Andrew: As some people may have already heard, and I’m sorry for announcing it in advance of talking about it on the show…

Ben: Awww.

Andrew: …we have decided to end MuggleCast later this year. Now, the plan is to end the regular shows in August. So we’ll go up until our eighth anniversary, so we’ll be eight years old and then end the show. So that we’ll be a solid eight year run, so that means we have April, May, June, July, August – so at least five more episodes to come. The reason we’re going to do this… well, for one, the reason we wanted to announce it in advance is so that we can make five remaining great episodes. We can plan so that we can get everybody back, including Ben, to make sure everybody can come on again. And by the way, now that everybody knows the show is going to be ending, a lot of the hosts will want to come back.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: So this is… [laughs]

Eric: Yeah, definitely…

Micah: This is all a ploy to get them to come back…

Andrew: Right.

Micah: …and then we say, “Surprise,” in August, “It’s not really ending.”

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: And then the ploy is going to continue because we’re going to end up having a reunion tour in like five years.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Andrew: Where we all realize our lives were nothing without MuggleCast. [laughs]

Ben: Exactly. No, it’s been fun though. This is really kind of sad. The chapter is ending.

Andrew: Yeah, but one of the reasons that we wanted to end it is that… end it at a specific point is that we wanted to end it on a good note, not it drifting off and you get an episode maybe every four or five months. Or you still get episodes every month, but the episodes… it’s just that we have… I won’t say we’ve run out of stuff to talk about, but we want to end it when there’s still a lot of good stuff to talk about, whether… instead of just beating a dead horse. I mean, that may be a little too dramatic…

Eric: That’s too dramatic to say on MuggleCast, I think.

Andrew: [laughs] Just what I mean by it is we don’t want to be pushing it too far. I mean, eight years is a very long time for a podcast.

Eric: Oh, yeah. We’re really proud of… and I think I speak for all of us here, we’re really proud of MuggleCast. We’re really proud of the past eight years and everything we’ve done and everything we’ve grown to be over the years. And now I think it’s… everybody individually slowly in the past five years, as individuals we’ve grown off, sort of, into other things. We’ll all still love Harry Potter, but in terms of regularly putting out content on MuggleCast, I think the time for that is… we feel it approaching and…

Ben: Eric, I think you need to be honest with the fans. If you could just get along with Micah behind the scenes…

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Ben: …we wouldn’t be having this problem. We could keep the show going, Eric.

Eric: I really don’t think that I should have joined that other podcast, Ben, because…

Micah: So step down…

Eric: Yeah. What?

Micah: …gracefully, right here…

Ben: Yeah. [laughs]

Micah: …and we’ll continue the show past August.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Oh gosh, you guys are putting me in a hell of a pickle.

Andrew: [laughs] So we… another good advantage of knowing when this show is going to end is that we can come up with segments for the listeners to participate in. Maybe they want to say their favorite… we’ve done the whole “favorite moment of the show” so many times, but now that the show is actually going to come to an end, then it feels like this will be the best time for people to pick their best… their favorite moments. And by the way, if JK Rowling in a year from now announces the encyclopedia, of course we’ll make a comeback…

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Andrew: …and do a few more episodes! But this is the end of regular episodes.

Eric: Yes.

Andrew: Regularly scheduled…

Micah: Or if she wants to come on the show.

Andrew: Oh, that’s the other thing, and I’m serious about this. Somebody brought this up to me. I think it was my family actually, earlier today. Or… somebody… whatever. Now that we know this, guys, this is our chance to get JK Rowling on the show. If we message her now… and I’m very fine with discussing this publicly. If we message her now and say, “Look, we’ve got five more episodes. Can you throw us a freakin’ bone?”

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Andrew: “Talk to us for thirty minutes…”

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: “…for an interview, and that’s it! That’s all we want from you.”

Eric: It would be a wonderful opportunity.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: I’d follow her on Twitter if she came on the show.

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: There you go, that’s incentive.

Micah: And then once we’d got her off, I’d unfollow her again.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: So I think we should, in all seriousness, make an attempt to do that. I mean, why not?

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: What do we have to lose?

Eric: Absolutely. No, I think this ending date gives us a lot of clarity in terms of how to plan the remaining few shows.

Andrew: Yeah. And if we get JK Rowling, that’ll be a beautiful way to round out this podcast that we’ve done. If not, no big deal. But yeah, so we’re all looking forward to this and I’m sure everybody will enjoy the final few episodes…

Micah: So here’s what we do.

Andrew: What?

Micah: I want everybody who’s listening right now to this episode to tweet at JK Rowling…

[Eric laughs]

Micah: …and to let her know that we have five episodes left and we’d like her to come on the show before it’s all said and done.

Eric: Micah, how can you go ahead and give people her Twitter name? You don’t follow her on Twitter. You’ve got to make sure you give the right Twitter name because there’s @jk_rowling…

Micah: I’m going to go out on a limb…

Eric: …the real JK Rowling…

Micah: …and I’m going to assume that the people listening to this show follow her on Twitter.

Eric: Okay, but just to be clear, it is @jk_rowling on Twitter.

Andrew: I don’t think she even looks at her own Twitter, let alone her @ replies.

Eric: I don’t think so either. She has a 1,643,000 followers.

Micah: She has somebody who handles her Twitter account that will see all the @ replies.

Andrew: I think we… yeah. So people can do that. I encourage people to do that as well, but I do think we have better means of contacting her and we will try those avenues as well.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Micah: Ben, it’s all you, buddy.

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: It’s all Ben. Muggle Mail now?

Micah: [laughs] Go take a bath with her and then we’ll be all set.

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: Oh, now we’re definitely never going to get her. Awww.

Andrew: Anyway, so…

Ben: Can I read the Muggle Mail?

Andrew: Yes, just one second. So we hope everybody will enjoy the next five episodes and we wanted to give everybody a heads up about that. So look forward to segments where you can participate in. There will be opportunities.

Eric: Yes.

Andrew: Anyway…

Ben: And there’s going to be Muggle-more after that.

Eric: [laughs] Muggle-more.

Micah: [laughs] Muggle-more?

Andrew: Right.

Eric: Pickle Pack 2.


Muggle Mail: Praise for MuggleCast


Andrew: Let’s move on now to Muggle Mail. Go ahead, Ben.

Ben: Okay.

Andrew: Read the first email.

Ben: Brian, with “too many gray hairs” in Colorado. Wants to talk about some praise for us.

“Hello MuggleCasters,

I just wanted to send some well-deserved praise to all of you for your years of effort in providing ‘Harry Potter’ coverage and discussion to us fans. I found your work a year ago and combined with a trip to the ‘Wizarding World of Harry Potter’ in Florida, I became re-energized in my fandom of all things ‘Potter’. Since then, I have caught up on all your episodes available on iTunes and am working my way from Episode 1 into the 200s. I have to say I really appreciate the ongoing ‘casts and have enjoyed how all of you have improved and matured over the years. From the humble and shaky Ben-led early years to the current Andrew-Micah-Eric-etc dominated episodes of recent vintage, your insightful discussion of the books and movies, fun personalities, and just the right amount of wit and self-deprecation make for perfect entertainment.”

Andrew: Well I’m glad you think that, Brian. Thank you for the email. Very well-written email, too, I must say.

Eric: Agreed.

Andrew: “From the humble and shaky Ben-led early years…”

Ben: Yeah, talk about a back-handed compliment.

[Andrew, Eric, and Micah laugh]

Ben: Who said this? Brian. I hope your gray hairs fall out.

[Micah laughs]

Eric: No, honestly, I think that’s…

Ben: I’m just kidding.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: I think we really put ourselves out there though on the interwebs, and before we knew that we had anything good we had people listening to it. And we’re lucky that it was good, but it has lasted so long now.

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: Again, going back on eight years. We’re just really grateful.

Micah: It’s so much to the point where if you actually do a Google search of my name, [laughs] one of the recommended searches that comes up adds “goats” onto the end of it.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: That’s me. I search you every day…

Micah: Do you? [laughs] Is that what it is?

Eric: [laughs] You’re skewing Google?

Andrew: …in hopes there’s new Micah goat content to be seen.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: Oh, man.


Muggle Mail: The Elder Wand


Andrew: Next email comes from…

Andrew and Ben: Bethany McCoy…

Ben: …age 18.

[Micah laughs]

Ben: I’m taking the show over. We’re going smooth! Here on out.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Go ahead! Let’s go back…

Micah: Ben, you’ve got to make up for those shaky-led early years.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, let’s see how smooth this is.

Ben: Okay. I need some water here. One second, let me take a sip of this Gatorade.

Eric: And if you can, just pick up the tempo a little bit.

Ben: Okay, I’m sorry, Eric.

[Micah laughs]

Ben: You can shut up, man. You’re not from New York, man. You’re from Chicago. All right. Bethany McCoy, age 18, from Phoenix, Arizona wants to talk about the Elder Wand.

“So I’ve been playing with this question for about three years now. I’ve asked all of my ‘Harry Potter’ nerd friends. My question in short is, how was the wand ever even Gregorovitch’s for Dumbledore to win? In further detail: The wand was stolen from Grindelwald, presumably by Gregorovitch. Gregorovitch then lost it to Dumbledore who lost it to Draco who lost it to Harry, etc. But Gregorovitch never truly won the Elder Wand since he obtained it by stealing it, right? And through that I fail to understand how it was then ever truly Dumbledore’s and so on. I hope you guys can provide some insight. It drives me crazy whenever I think about it because I’m sure there’s some obvious minor detail that I’m overlooking but I just can’t seem to solve it. Thanks for your time. I’ve been listening for over two years; it’s definitely my favorite podcast. Keep it up!”

Micah: This is a great question for when JK Rowling comes on the show.

Eric: Oh, I wouldn’t ask her about this because it’s just one of those things in the books where wand allegiance… it does what it has to do for the plot to go forward, you know? But not only that – and I didn’t mean to sound negative in saying that – but I think the wand allegiance – you can kill the owner and that can change the allegiance, but I honestly think that Grindelwald’s stealing the Elder Wand from Gregorovitch – [laughs] Gregora-goravitch…

Andrew: Gregorovitch.

Eric: Thank you… gave the allegiance, made the allegiance transfer. Even though Gregorovitch was left alive, I think that the allegiance still did transfer because it was an act of cunning, let’s say, for Grindelwald to fly up to that window and take the wand from him. So I don’t think it’s only death that allows wands’ allegiances to transfer. For instance, Harry has Draco’s wand and all of that. So yeah, I think it’s very fluid. Obviously it’s a concept that’s not even introduced until the very last chapter of the very last book. But even though it’s done hastily, I was able to understand that there are kind of other things that allow you to transfer the wand’s allegiance.

Andrew: I think JK Rowling has alluded to that in the past as well.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: I think you’re right. The matter of it being cunning was a good enough reason.

Eric: Yeah, and…

Andrew: It just seems… it just wants to get around however it can. [laughs]

Eric: Plus it’s Grindelwald. He’s the most important bad guy before Voldemort, isn’t he? The dark wizard Grindelwald in 1945. So I think the Elder Wand would have liked his power and similarly would have liked its power. So I think they were made for each other, like two and two. Like, you know…

Andrew: Harry and Ginny.

Ben: Like [unintelligible]

Eric: Like Harry and the Book Ginny.

Ben: …liking Harry Potter and jelly.

[Prolonged silence]

Andrew: All right, there’s that shaky start.

[Eric laughs]

Ben: Oh, what are you talking about?

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: I didn’t know I was reading the next one, but let’s go on to the next voicemail.

Andrew: I don’t know. Well… [laughs]


Muggle Mail: Sorting Petunia Into a Hogwarts House


Ben: Jasmine, 16, from Canada wants to talk about “What if?”

“Hey,

Just want to… just first…”

I don’t even know what I’m reading anymore.

Eric: Yeah.

Ben: Anyway, starting over.

“Just first of all want to say I’m a big fan of your podcast. I’ve been listening for over six years now and I’m not going to stop.”

Except in August! You have to stop.

[Everyone laughs]

Ben: [continues]

“Now, I was listening to the episode where you talk about Petunia and the new information that we got from her from Pottermore. Now, this leads into my thinking: What if Petunia had gotten into Hogwarts? What house do you think she’d be in? We all know that the books would have been different, she probably wouldn’t have married Vernon…”

Dudley wouldn’t have been born, he wouldn’t have been so ugly…

[Micah laughs]

Ben: [continues]

“…maybe she would have been nicer to Harry, so on and so forth. What do you think? Thank you for reading this. Laura and Elysa are my favorites.”

Micah: Oh!

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Ben: [continues]

“Much love,

Jasmine”

What, did I say that wrong?

Micah: No, no. We were just…

Andrew: No, you said it right. I just felt bad because they haven’t been on for so long. [laughs]

Ben: I know.

Micah: They’re actually on a double date with Brent Greg right now. [laughs] They couldn’t make tonight’s episode.

Andrew: Okay. No, they’re not.

[Ben laughs]

Andrew: No, no, no. Well yeah, I think that’s an interesting question. But the fact that Vernon and Petunia took in Harry to begin with was one of the nicest things they’ve ever done.

Eric: True.

Andrew: And one of the reasons it’s hard to call them bad people. I mean, of course in the books you read about how cruel they are, and yes, they definitely were cruel. But the fact that they accepted Harry into their family was the nicest thing… was incredibly nice.

Ben: Oh yeah, and they abused him. Put him in the cupboard under the stairs and bought the other kid…

Andrew: Yeah, but he still got to go to Hogwarts. He still…

Ben: No, no. They ran.

Andrew: Thanks to Dumbledore’s treat.

Ben: They went on the run, Andrew. They were on the run and Hagrid had to chase them down on an island in a shack in order to get him.

Andrew: Well, that’s true.

Eric: Yeah, there’s such a gray area…

Ben: Don’t tell me you’re a Dursley sympathizer, Andrew.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: I’m just trying to…

Micah: The truth comes out in five episodes to go.

Eric: That’s true. Well, if she were sorted though… but guys, as the Muggle Mail says, if Petunia were sorted where would you place her?

Ben: Oh, yeah.

Eric: I have to say, I’m having a Puff Pride moment here because I think I would place Petunia into Hufflepuff, and this is the thing where everybody rats on Hufflepuff and nobody likes Petunia so they place her there. But I do think that she has been loyal to Vernon all these years. They do have a very loyal to each other… even though they’re both crazy, I would put her in Hufflepuff because she’s loyal.

Ben: No, I bet she’s a Slytherin.

Eric: It’s possible.

Ben: I just think I’ve got to put her…

Andrew: She has those qualities.

Ben: She seems like a snake to me. Like a snake mother.

Andrew: Well, Eric does bring up a good point about loyalty though. So…

Eric: And it may be closer to what you were saying, Andrew, about the family aspect, where she does, begrudgingly… and they treat him bad, but she lets Harry in, and that makes everything else possible that follows.

Andrew: And think about Dudley, at the end of the series when he talks to Harry, when Harry leaves the house. That was… of course, that’s not Vernon and Petunia, but where did he get that little hint of kindness from?

Eric: Yeah! I think it’s all…

Andrew: Inherited from Harry? or did he actually get it from his parents? Somewhere in that gene pool?

Eric: He’s all one giant misunderstanding.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: They thought Harry was the bum next door or something. I don’t know.

Andrew: Well, let’s not forget, Petunia wanted to go. Petunia was always jealous of Lily.

Eric: Yeah, and she…

Andrew: And her magical powers.

Eric: Exactly. And if they had allowed Muggles into Hogwarts, she would have been let in.


Muggle Mail: Curse That Attacked Hermione in Book 5


Andrew: Okay, final email is from Carlie, 22, of Shellharbour, Australia. Go, Ben. Say…

Ben: What?

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: [continues]

“I was re-reading…”

Ben: Hey, I was just listening to everybody and…

Andrew: It’s fine.

Ben: …letting the conversation go on. It wasn’t shaky.

Andrew: It’s fine.

Eric: Can you read this in an Australian accent?

Ben: No.

[Micah laughs]

Ben: Well, I can do a Garth Franklin impersonation.

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: DarkHorizons.com, little plug there.

Andrew: [continues]

“I was re-reading ‘Order of the Phoenix’ yesterday, and I got thinking about Hermione’s attack. JK Rowling never states exactly what the curse is that Hermione was hit with in the Department of Mysteries. We know it was purple, was enough to render her unconscious without even having the words said aloud, and she had to take ten potions a day to recover and had extreme pain in her ribs. But I was wondering what exactly it was, and wondered what you guys thought. My thought was some kind of internal damage, but I’m not sure.”

Eric: Gosh.

Andrew: Wow, what a specific question.

Eric: Yeah, and I had completely forgotten about this moment. And granted, there’s a lot in Book 5. Even by the time you’re at the Department of Mysteries, there’s a lot there, going on. I forgot about this – that Hermione had been attacked, needed ten potions a day to recover. In fact, I don’t recall ever reading it the first time.

Micah: Yeah, me neither.

Eric: That said, I feel like this would be a question for…

Micah: JK Rowling?

Eric: …our fellow podcasters over at Alohomora! – MuggleNet’s Alohomora! podcast – because they’re doing a Chapter-by-Chapter; they’re currently on Prisoner of Azkaban. But they’re doing a global re-read, and I know Noah over there in particular – and Kat and Caleb – would all really be interested in talking about that kind of stuff, and also they’re a lot more…

Andrew: Are you saying we wouldn’t?

Micah: Yeah. Come on, man.

Eric: I’m saying they’re a lot more specific. They’re a lot more… in terms of tearing it apart, and they… believe me, if you were to ask them what spells are purple, they will give you a list. So I’m just saying that they might have skills that I lack.

Micah: Well, they’re not going to get to Order of the Phoenix for like another two years.

Eric: Yeah. So in the meantime, [laughs] you can ask JK Rowling, or we could look it up ourselves and get back to you.

Micah: I think it was a Grimace spell. Like the Grimace from McDonald’s.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Micah: You know if you eat McDonald’s you get extreme pain in your ribs sometimes?

Eric: And you need ten potions to recover.

Andrew: Well, an internal injury would make sense because, of course, even though they are wizards they can still get physical injuries. So look at Harry losing his… breaking his bones and having to use the Skele-Gro, and that was an immensely painful recovery for him. So this could possibly be an alternate way that wizards recover from pain, where they’re taking… or from internal injuries, when they’re having to take, for example, ten potions a day.

Micah: Yeah, what I think is interesting, though, is in the series we really only learned about the three Unforgivable Curses, but clearly there are other curses out there that are really, really dangerous and can have serious effects on people. It’d be interesting to learn about what those are.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: And maybe that would answer this question from Carlie.


Show Close


Andrew: So if you want to submit your own email, you can go to MuggleCast.com and click on “Contact” at the top of the site. You can fill out the feedback form to get in touch with us, or you can just email mugglecast at gmail dot com. While you’re on the MuggleCast site you can follow us on Twitter, Twitter.com/MuggleCast, where we always ask a question before recording new episodes, and you can “Like” us on Facebook, Facebook.com/MuggleCast. And don’t forget our fan Tumblr, which is MuggleCast.Tumblr.com, where the current top picture is Eric and his MuggleCast tattoo. Eric, are you going to get the tattoo removed now that we are closing the show?

Eric: Never!

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Eric: Because it would probably cost as much as it did to get the tattoo! [laughs]

Andrew: And cause ten times more pain.

Eric: Irreparable scarring!

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Eric: Which I guess that’s the point of a scar, right? Ehhh.

Andrew: Oh, there you go. Perfect. [laughs]

Eric: No, I got this as a token because I’m so proud of the show, and so that’s…

Andrew: Awww.

Eric: And that’ll never change, so there.

Micah: There you go.

Andrew: There you go.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: There you go. I also want to tell everybody about the podcast we do over on Hypable.com called Hype. It is… basically for me, it’s my future MuggleCast. After MuggleNet came Hypable, and after MuggleCast comes Hype. It’s a general entertainment podcast. We’re covering some of the biggest stories that we talk about on Hypable. And we try to… I know a concern we’ve gotten about Hype so far is, “Well, I’m not interested in all the things you’re talking about,” and the point is that we’re not only introducing you to these things that you may not be aware of but we’re also not dwelling on them. So it’s not an entire episode dedicated to something you may not be interested in. And we offer context about these things that we’re talking about as well, so you’re not going to be out in the dark. You’re still going to be in the loop like all the cool kids. And let’s face it, you’ve got to be up on everything in pop culture these days. I mean, when you go out on a date, what do you talk about? You talk about movies, you talk about TV shows, these are the common interests.

Eric: It’s a competitive world.

Andrew: Yeah. So the next time I try to go out on a date with Micah, trying to win him over for what may be the fifteenth time, I’m going to talk to him about Game of Thrones. I haven’t seen it before, but thanks to Hype I know a little bit about it.

Eric: There you go.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Micah: That was such a great plug, Andrew.

Andrew: Thank you.

Micah: Speaking of Game of Thrones and podcasts you can find on Hypable, as well as other places, I’ll just take a moment, with Game of Thrones premiering this Sunday on HBO, to let you know that Eric and myself as well as Selina, who’s occasionally on the show, and our good friend Zack Luye, have a Game of Thrones podcast called Game of Owns, which you can check out on the web. We recently partnered with a very well-known Game of Thrones website called WinterIsComing.net, so we’ll be working with them moving forward. The podcast will be featured on that site as well as Hypable, and you can find us at all the regular places: Twitter.com/GameOfOwns, Facebook.com/GameOfOwns, and we’re looking forward to discussing the season. And we release episodes actually three times a week, so there’s plenty of content for people to listen to.

Andrew: I’m going to get into Game of Thrones. People tell me the problem is I start out… I don’t try. Because I hear you have to get past the first couple of episodes for it to really get good. Would you guys agree with that?

Eric: In terms of watching the show, no, I wouldn’t say. Well, it really depends on what you’re into, and that’s super subjective, but there are… because there’s an air of the mysterious. There’s some supernatural stuff going on, but that really does have a back burner. If you like sex, there’s that. If you like… it really depends on what you’re into.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: Sold! Yeah. I’ve just heard that the pilot was kind of bad, so it’s…

Eric: I don’t know, I liked it. But we just… Micah and I just watched it recently – hint hint, spoiler spoiler – but we… I don’t think it’s that bad. What do you think, Micah?

Micah: I’d hope not, if we’re spending this much time doing a show about it. [laughs]

Eric: No, no.

Andrew: Well, obviously the show is big and it’s a success. It’s one of those popular things on HBO.

Micah: No, I mean I think it really does have something that’s going to interest everybody, and in terms of mature content there’s a ton of it. And the good thing about HBO is that there’s no restrictions, and if there’s stuff in the book that’s going to be considered controversial it’s going to be on the show. And I think that’s the whole reason behind why…

Andrew: Right.

Micah: …the author, George RR Martin, decided to go ahead with HBO and producing Game of Thrones as a TV series because there weren’t going to be these restrictions. He can do blood, he can do sex, he can do dragons, he can do all different types of things and there wasn’t going to be any limitations.

Eric: Yeah, it’s definitely a myriad. Now that we’re all older than we were when we first started doing MuggleCast, I can recommend this to ourselves because it’s definitely… even though the books were out… the first book came out, was it early ’90s, mid ’90s? So these books have been out for two decades now, some of them, and they’re very adult. And that’s something to keep in mind when taking our recommendation to go and listen to that show, Game of Owns, is because the podcast is appropriate for the content, and the content can be pretty dark.

Andrew: That’s a good point. As we’re all growing up, we get interested in these new television shows, and Game of Thrones definitely is a good one for the Harry Potter audience.

Eric: Yeah, but you should watch it, Andrew. I really, really think you might like it.

Andrew: I’m going to try again. And I’m going to do my third go at the pilot, and see if I can get through it this time.

Eric: Okay.

Andrew: I’m going to stick with it!

Eric: Oh, well the last… [laughs] the last few moments of the pilot are, shall we say, a long time…

Andrew: Bad? Oh, okay.

Eric: A long fall on the way to the… well…

Andrew: Say no more.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Say no more, I got you. All right. Ben, thanks for coming on the show. I’m sure we’ll have you on again.

Ben: Thank you, Andrew. Thanks for having me.

Andrew: No, thank you, Ben. Thank you for everything. From your shaky start at the very beginning…

[Eric laughs]

Ben: To my shaky end.

Andrew: …to this.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: You’ve truly come full circle.

Ben: Yup.

Eric: Do you have any plugs, Ben? What have you even been doing?

Ben: I just sell online advertising. So if you have a website, hit me up. That’s what I’m saying.

Micah: Follow @benschoen on Twitter.

Ben: Yeah, follow me on Twitter.

Andrew: There you go, that’s what he wants to plug.

[Show music begins]

Ben: Yeah, follow me on there. Then you can listen to my propaganda…

[Eric laughs]

Ben: …and I will send you places.

Andrew: All right. Thanks everybody for listening. We’ll see you next time for Episode 264. Goodbye.

Eric: Goodbye, everybody.

Micah: Bye.

Ben: Bye. Bye. Byeeeee.

[Show music continues]

Transcript #262

MuggleCast 262 Transcript


Show Intro


[“Hedwig’s Theme” plays]

Andrew: Because everybody is excited, new Harry Potter covers are on the way – at least some people are – this is MuggleCast Episode 262 for February 27th, 2013.

[Show music begins]

Andrew: This week’s podcast is brought to you by Audible.com, the Internet’s leading provider of audiobooks with more than 100,000 downloadable titles across all types of literature, including fiction, non-fiction, and periodicals. For a free audiobook of your choice, go to AudiblePodcast.com/MuggleCast.

[Show music continues]

Micah: Welcome to MuggleCast Episode 262. It’s a two-man show this week… this month. We are without our fearless host and leader. Andrew is off enjoying himself and attending to other responsibilities at the Oscars.

Eric: Yes.

Micah: Which is a pretty big deal.

Eric: It’s a big deal.

Micah: So, it’s just Eric and myself here for this particular episode. We have plenty of news to catch up on – some big stories, one Pottermore related, one related to the book series – have several voicemails, tweets, and emails to go through.

Eric: Voicemails are back! Voicemails are back.

Micah: Yes, in full force. Last episode it was just one voicemail – that was just to whet your appetite to get you guys back into the flow of sending in voicemails – but we have quite a few this week.

Eric: Flow it did! We have… well, I won’t say exactly how many but we do have quite a few. So, that’s great. Thank you guys for sending those in, and we’ll also repeat the number for you, the hotline number, as we get closer to the voicemails in the show. So…


News: Interview with Pottermore CEO Charlie Redmayne


Micah: There was an exclusive interview done with Charlie Redmayne, who is the CEO of Pottermore. It was a sit-down interview, where he really went in-depth about this online platform and answered a lot of questions that people had, even addressed some of the fan frustration that has been ongoing, really since the beta test.

Eric: Yeah, we’ll include this in the show notes, but PottermoreNews.com released this… it was a two-part interview actually, and they just released the second part only a couple of days ago. But I thought it was really insightful, and I always like hearing from the CEO of Pottermore because he’s very passionate about it, but he’s also open and honest about where they want to go and what they want to do.

Micah: Yeah. And for people who are wondering will this content stay solely on Pottermore, or will it be seen in book form, he answered by saying that Pottermore is going to evolve into a range of different digital platforms for people to spend time in, and JK Rowling’s content will appear in all of that. He mentions the Book of Spells as being one of those additional platforms, and the integration with Sony and PlayStation. And he thinks that you’re going to see Pottermore on many different platforms, not just on the Internet, and they’re going to show the content using the functionalities of many different devices that are available to make it the best possible experience for all of us.

Eric: I wonder if I can get it in the shower.

Micah: Oh.

Eric: In a couple of years.

Micah: Do you have a TV in your shower?

Eric: No, no, no, but eventually I wonder if they’ll sell shower doors that have Pottermore on it.

Micah: Yeah. What was the one thing we were talking about, not so long ago… was on the backs of seats in airplanes.

Eric: Yes. Yeah, which… that would be cool, and I haven’t taken a – oh, geez – long enough distance flight for quite a while to actually have – gosh, I miss it – TVs on the back of my seats, but any time you do on sort of an international flight the movie selection screens where you can choose TVs and all that – all the television shows that you want to watch, anything – that would be a great opportunity to review Pottermore and to experience it again if you’re going through the different moments and memories and all that stuff.

Micah: Yeah. Well, I actually just took about a three-and-a-half-hour flight to and from Houston for work over the last week, and you need to fly JetBlue more, Eric, because you get TVs on the back of your seats.

Eric: Ugh.

Micah: It doesn’t matter if you’re traveling domestically or internationally… this show is brought to you by JetBlue.com. [laughs]

Eric: [laughs] Well no, no, no. What it is, Micah, you’re brought to us by JetBlue.com because it turns out…

Micah: Oh, okay. Is that what it is?

Eric: Yeah, you’re brought to us there. But really, just to Houston you had TVs on the back of the seat?

Micah: Yeah. It doesn’t matter if you’re taking an hour-and-a-half flight to Chicago or a three-and-a-half-hour flight to Texas or you’re going all the way out to the West Coast, you get TV.

Eric: I’m just going to ask now, how many seats were there across the aisle? How wide was the plane?

Micah: It depends. They have two types of aircrafts. They have the two and two, with the aisle down the middle…

Eric: And there are still TVs on the back of the seats?

Micah: There are still TVs, absolutely.

Eric: Oh my gosh, here I am thinking it’s only big planes. Well, I…

Micah: And they also have the Airbus, which has three on each side.

Eric: I’ve been proven wrong. That’s just crazy. Yeah, usually I get United or Southwest, and it’s a tiny plane, and I’m just like, “Okay, clearly they couldn’t put TVs on the back of every seat.”

Micah: They can. They can.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: You should file a complaint and see how that nets out. But just some other things that Charlie Redmayne touched on in his interview. They asked him how closely is JK Rowling involved in Pottermore, what role does she play. He goes on to say that it was her brainchild, her idea – she wanted to really give something back to the fans, and she’s immensely grateful and respectful to her fans – and that she does look at all the artwork that is put into Pottermore. She’s not necessarily involved day-to-day – that’s more of the Pottermore team that has been hired. And he does mention the fact that he has gone out and hired some of the best digital, technical folk in the business to help with this. I’m assuming most of them are Harry Potter fans. Redmayne says that he is a parent and he has read the first couple of books to his children, who have then gone on to read the remaining by themselves. But he, himself, I guess, if… one would hope that he has become a fan and is, in a way, forced to read the series…

[Eric laughs]

Micah: …but he’s not somebody who has read it previously. Which, I think, you don’t necessarily need. It’s somebody who is coming in with a fresh perspective as well.

Eric: Yeah, yeah, very much so. No, I love to see how Harry Potter continues to affect people and adults – people who are CEOs of this company, for instance. They reached out to him, and he’s probably read the books, at least since that happened. And this is really cool, to see that the books are being celebrated by people who care about them. It really wouldn’t be any other way, though, because there are so many people that this has affected, and there are so many people who want to see more content and want to see this happen that I’m so thrilled to read that the team is experienced, and I’m sure they’re all Harry Potter fans.

Micah: Yeah. And he notes that that’s what he considers to be his greatest accomplishment as CEO of Pottermore, is hiring some of the smartest people in digital publishing. And he notes also that there were some serious challenges in terms of getting the site live, which we’ve spoken about on this show pretty extensively…

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: …and more importantly, getting it out of beta. That site was in beta for a very long time, and it was frustrating a lot of people out there who weren’t in that one million group.

Eric: Mhm. Yeah, and he talked about – again, in this interview – some expansions for Pottermore, not only into new areas but also the shop. And he mentioned, actually, something interesting about feedback that he’s gotten, and he said that feedback on the shop in particular has exceeded his expectations. And from the publishing industry perspective, “The Pottermore Shop -“ù this is him speaking “- is seen as something that has broken the mold and really changed publishing.”ù So, that’s very cool. Now, is it true… I think you can still get the e-books exclusively from the Pottermore Shop, is that correct?

Micah: Yeah, I believe so.

Eric: Okay. So, that’s really cool. I think that’s still pretty cool, and I like that we were sort of the first… or that Potter really did that. I think it’s really cool.

Micah: Yeah. And also expanding to other languages, not only for the website but in e-book format as well. Which is important because we know the fact that this is a global phenomenon. It’s a huge scope that it reaches, so for it to be available, moving forward, in multiple languages is only going to help the growth of Pottermore. And he went on to say:

“We will be seeing more content to engage with and new developments with the site […] more books rolling out.”

And he goes on to say:

“I hope we are getting faster and better at doing that. I think that some of the feedback we got on the last rollout was that it was great and people got it before Christmas and weren’t [necessarily] expecting that.”

And for the critics out there – which there have been many, including us at times on the show – he said that he realizes that Pottermore is not for everyone.

“But ultimately, what it was always meant to be was JK Rowling giving something back to her fans. Running a website that has so many millions of people using it for free is an immensely expensive undertaking, and I hope it does have value because it is certainly something that JK Rowling is investing a huge amount of time and money in making sure it happens. Nothing like this has ever been done before, and it is [really] a groundbreaking adventure.”

So, that’s something also to think about. We realize how much money JK Rowling does in fact have because we’ve seen stories about it over and over. But one of the things… I didn’t even think of this, and in a way I feel ashamed, the fact that she is putting her own dime into this, and that all those people who are working there are being paid by her.

Eric: That’s got to be so cool to see on your paycheck. [laughs]

Micah: [laughs] Signed by JK Rowling.

Eric: From JK Rowling. [laughs] But yeah, that’s… it’s got to be cool to work for Pottermore. I’ll do an internship for Pottermore if they ask.

Micah: There you go. And then you can go to the Studio Tour.

Eric: There you go! [laughs]

Micah: As many times as you want.

Eric: It’s a plan.

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News: Scholastic to Release 15th Anniversary Harry Potter Paperback Covers


Micah: Well, speaking of JK Rowling, it was announced not too long ago that Scholastic is planning to release 15th anniversary paperback covers.

Eric: Wow.

Micah: And this is going to be a recurring theme, I feel like.

Eric: For all seven Harry Potter books are coming this year, I think.

Micah: Which is awesome because normally the anticipation – what we would anticipate – would have just been for Sorcerer’s Stone, right?

Eric: Right, because didn’t they do… they did a 10th anniversary Sorcerer’s Stone – Scholastic did this – cover.

Micah: Right, and I have that.

Eric: You do have! I was going to say I don’t know anybody – besides my girlfriend – that has it, but you do have it.

Micah: I do have it.

Eric: Is it him on the train platform? I forget.

Micah: Let me go to the bookshelf. [laughs]

Eric: [laughs] Micah goes to his bookshelf.

Micah: Do we have music to play during this?

Eric: Uhhh, sure. I’m sure I can find something in production.

Micah: All right, I got it. Never mind.

Eric: Oh. [laughs]

Micah: It’s actually him staring into the Mirror of Erised.

Eric: Oh okay, right. Okay, sure.

Micah: But there is another drawing, I think, that was new. It’s of Hagrid taking the first years across the lake to Hogwarts, and I think that was by Mary GrandPrÈ.

Eric: Is that on the back of the book, or…

Micah: It’s just before the title page.

Eric: Oh, interesting!

Micah: Yes.

Eric: I don’t know that I knew that existed, actually.

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: But I do think that in that case, the 10th anniversary, I’m fairly certain that was designed by Mary GrandPrÈ. In this case both the artwork appearing in that 10th anniversary collection, but actually this time, guess what? Five years later it’s a 15th anniversary collection. [laughs] And there’s actually a pretty cool news story, a pretty cool interview with the artist who has been tasked with designing these new covers.

Micah: Oh, yeah?

Eric: Yeah. His name is Kazu Kibuishi, I believe. And Publishers Weekly first announced it, and they announced that Scholastic was fond of this guy’s work. He’s known mostly for illustrating the Amulet series of books, which I’m unfamiliar with, so I don’t actually know…

Micah: So am I. I’ve never heard of them.

Eric: I don’t know anything about it. But you know the way that books trend these days, so I’m sure that I would be able to walk into Barnes and Noble and find it. But anyway, apparently he’s a big Harry Potter fan, which is also… works in our favor, I guess. And he says that at first he was hesitant to agree, once he was approached, to redesign the Harry Potter books, but… and here’s a quote from him:

“Initially I didn’t want to see it done because I love the original covers so much. I’m a huge fan. But after thinking about it for a while, I figured if someone were going to do it, I should try it.” [laughs]

Micah: Yeah, so a true fan, like you said earlier.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: Somebody who didn’t want to really mess with the original. And I think the reality is that that cover of SorcererÅ’s Stone by Mary GrandPrÈ, just like all the other American editions, are always going to be the originals. But the thing is, moving forward, there’s obviously going to be these anniversary editions. And I would think that Mary GrandPrÈ has quite a stock in her home somewhere of all the different covers and chapters that she put together at one point or another, where she certainly has extras available. But perhaps she was just busy with other things and she didn’t have time to work on yet another…

[Eric laughs]

Micah: …cover of SorcererÅ’s Stone. I’m sure she’s done plenty in her day and is quite ready to move on to other things.

Eric: Yeah, I’m sure that it was probably Scholastic just wanting to go a different direction. Because from what I know of the art and Mary GrandPrÈ’s art, she doesn’t actually own anything that she produced, Scholastic does. So she can’t resell or reproduce or anything, of her previous work on the book. If they were to ask her to do something else, I’m sure she would. But I think in this case they really just wanted a different look than was with the previous books. And this actually… this discussion reminds me or prompts me to ask – maybe we’ll get into a little bit of a “Favorites” segment here – but since we’re talking about the covers, what’s your favorite American cover of the Harry Potter books, Micah?

Micah: Favorite cover would probably have to be Prisoner of Azkaban.

Eric: Really?

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: Okay. Why?

Micah: There’s a lot in most of her covers that really detail a lot of the scenes and characters and moments of that particular book, but I just feel if you look around that particular cover there’s so much to take stock of. If that makes sense.

Eric: Yeah, so I’m looking at it right now, and it’s Harry and Hermione on the Hippogriff, and I love this scene. It’s obviously the breaking Sirius out of his cell scene.

Micah: Right.

Eric: Spoiler alert for Book 3.

Micah: Yeah, if you don’t know that by now…

Eric: Yeah, I know, I know. But… and then Sirius Black himself appears on the cover in a shadow, or as a shadow which is totally cool.

Micah: Yeah. And if you look on the inside flap, you actually have Scabbers. The inside flap of the front cover on the bottom right hand side, you can kind of see his shadow magnified a little bit there.

Eric: Oh man, that’s cool. I don’t have an inside cover because I have the paperback.

Micah: Oh, okay.

Eric: So, I…

Micah: I’m talking about the… are the hardcover and paperback different?

Eric: No, I just think anything that would go over – like a flap – doesn’t exist in the paperback.

Micah: Oh, okay.

Eric: Because it’s not the book cover.

Micah: Well, that makes sense.

Eric: Yeah, so there are also those deluxe editions that they did a couple of years ago for the last two books where… I think Book 7 is the Antipodean Opaleye flying across the countryside.

Micah: [laughs] Right.

Eric: And I’m trying to remember what Book 6 is. I think it’s…

Micah: It’s outside of the Gaunt house.

Eric: Yes, yes, and…

Micah: Which is a cool one, too, by the way.

Eric: That’s really cool and then, even the Book 5 one is cool. I’m fairly certain it’s Grimmauld Place from the outside. And then the front cover of the book is him in the Department of Mysteries. So, it’s going to be interesting to…

Micah: I think we’re juggling around in different covers because the cover I actually have for Half-Blood Prince – I’m looking at it right now – is Dumbledore and Harry…

Eric: It’s green.

Micah: …inside the cave, just before…

Eric: Oh yeah, I’m talking about the deluxe edition.

Micah: Oh, the deluxe edition. Okay.

Eric: Yeah, I was talking about the deluxe covers…

Micah: But yeah, I believe that is the deluxe cover for Half-Blood Prince, is the one just outside the Gaunt home.

Eric: You’re right. And that is really cool. I think I would like to own that, or a print of that, or maybe I’ll just go to a used bookstore and then take the cover off the book and then frame it.

Micah: Yup. But you look around a little bit – finishing up the Prisoner of Azkaban cover here – you have Prongs on the inside back flap, and then on the back cover is the Whomping Willow, Crookshanks, what looks to be Lupin in werewolf form, and then a Dementor creepily hanging over one of the porches. Porch is not the right word, but I’m going to call it a porch for right now. [laughs]

Eric: [laughs] I just opened up the full thing. Yeah, man, this is cool. I just found this. I did a Google search for Prisoner of Azkaban US full cover…

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: …and so I am able to see the… I guess, yeah, it’s the Whomping Willow and Scabbers and all that. That’s really cool.

Micah: Now, I just looked up Amulet by Kazu, and…

Eric: Kibuishi?

Micah: Yeah. And what’s interesting is he’s actually a comic book artist, it looks like. So, that… and he works for Scholastic, so that might be the tie-in there as to why they decided to bring him on. But we did actually get the cover for Sorcerer’s Stone, and I was just wondering – Eric, what did you think about this cover inside Diagon Alley, Hagrid and Harry walking along? It’s a little bit of a different spin from the original, and the tenth anniversary. [laughs]

Eric: Yeah, it is more comic book-y, now that you mention it. I really do like it, this new proposed cover. Whether or not I’m going to buy these books is different only because I have the [laughs] US versions and the UK versions, adult and child.

Micah: Right. Same here.

Eric: And I believe in several copies. So, I don’t know at this point because they’ve only released the cover for the first book. And it’s not even like it depends on how good the image is; I may or may not buy this book. But for new users, for new readers too, I think that this will be very fresh looking and more in touch with what they’re used to seeing too. And not to say anything against the Mary GrandPrÈ version, but this Diagon Alley scene that is being portrayed in this new cover is a lot more, I think, appropriate for the first book because it’s an introduction into the magical world, and when Hagrid takes Harry to Diagon Alley, that’s his introduction to the magical world. Whereas on the previous US book cover, I think it’s him playing Quidditch, and there are some columns or something and he’s on his broom. And look, it’s fine. It absolutely served its purpose. But this, I think, is more allegorical of the story inside.

Micah: Yeah. You’re right, it is him trying to go for the Snitch on the cover. There’s also a unicorn, a shot of Fluffy, and then on the back you have what looks like Dumbledore and an owl. And I’m sure there’s a couple of other nuggets around here. There’s a flying key.

Eric: Yeah, she’s really good with compiling things on top of each other. Give her that credit for sure. And actually, we didn’t… we covered your favorite. My favorite, I have to say though, the US Goblet of Fire is still my favorite book cover. Mostly because of what you see on the front. I never, I don’t think, owned the hard cover of it so I didn’t look at the flaps or the back. But on the front, I think, is still the best image because Harry is there with his wand, he’s smiling, you see Cedric and the other two champions Victor and Fleur. And he’s got his pot of gold, or actually… I always thought it was a pot of gold, his Triwizard winnings, but actually it’s a golden egg, now that I’m looking at it.

Micah: Yup.

Eric: Wow. I never got that. I just think this is the best drawing of Harry.

Micah: And a lot of different creatures.

Eric: The look of joy. Yeah, the look of joy is on his face. And in the back, which I’ve also pulled the back cover, you see a dragon actually – the Hungarian Horntail, I presume – is the entire length of the cover. Maybe is that… what do you think is in the lower left, Micah, besides the dragon? There’s… I think you see its eye and it has two antenna, I want to say. [laughs] Do you see what I’m talking about?

Micah: Yeah, I wonder if they worked in some of the Care of Magical Creatures into this cover.

Eric: Hmm.

Micah: Just because there seems to be a lot of weird looking creatures on this cover.

Eric: Yeah. And then… oh, Madame Maxime’s carriage in the back being towed by the horse. Or the horses towing it.

Micah: Right.

Eric: And of course the Goblet itself. Of Fire.

Micah: Which looks like it’s being put through the brush there by fake Moody, I would guess. It has… or is it perhaps…

Eric: Oh.

Micah: No, hold on. I think that’s Harry’s outstretched arm grabbing the cup. That’s what it is. He’s reach… yeah, yeah.

Eric: Oh, you think so?

Micah: If you look, his arm actually goes over the spine and through the bush and grabs the cup.

Eric: Oh, but that’s… I think that’s Victor Krum. Victor Krum’s arm. You know what I’m saying?

Micah: All right. Well…

Eric: Maybe it’s Moody. Maybe that’s Moody.

Micah: Maybe it is. We don’t mean to get into too much analysis here, but…

Eric: Yeah sorry, I can’t believe it’s Episode 262…

Micah: I don’t think we’ve ever broken down the covers on the show.

Eric: It’s Episode 262, and we haven’t talked about that.

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Eric: I mean… well, no, I think we’ll always find stuff to talk about, by the way. But we did talk about Book 7 when that was released, obviously, because that was huge.

Micah: Yeah, absolutely.

Eric: But yeah, in terms of the other covers, I guess I never realized how intricate this stuff was. But yeah, I’m excited to see the upcoming book covers. And the thing is, I’m glad they’re releasing them all at once. They only previewed the first book, but the fact that all the books on the shelves of Harry Potter are going to be seen new is refreshing because otherwise we’d have to wait a year until the next one, a year until the next one, a year until the next one, then three years, then two years. And it would be like, oh come on already. But yeah, they’re celebrating fifteen years of Potter. It’s pretty cool.

Micah: Absolutely.


Listener Tweets: Future 15th Anniversary Harry Potter Paperback Covers


Micah: And we did ask on Twitter what people would like to see these fifteenth anniversary covers look like for the different books. Obviously we’ve seen Sorcerer’s Stone, Eric, as you pointed out, but we did get some responses. itsnotnostalgic – that’s a cool Twitter name – said:

“For ‘Order of the Phoenix’…”

[Eric laughs]

Micah: [continues]

“…it should definitely be Harry and company flying to the Ministry to ‘save’ Sirius.”

Eric: Hmm, okay.

Micah: Energezer1 said:

“I’d love to see a shot of the Weasleys’ joke shop on Book 6. Maybe even the vanishing cabinet!”

Eric: [laughs] How can you see a vanishing cabinet?

Micah: I was going to say that. WonderousWatson:

“I would love to see Harry and Ron crashing into the barrier for ‘Chamber of Secrets’.”

That would be a cool cover.

Eric: That would be epic. [laughs]

Micah: AmityHufflepuff says:

“Hmm… maybe the Yule Ball for ‘Goblet of Fire’. I wish I could have gone to it.”

And MooRose15:

“Harry fighting the basilisk, it would bring in new readers. Who wouldn’t buy a book that had a twelve year old fighting a huge snake?”

Who wouldn’t?

Eric: Hmm. That’s a good question. Who indeed? Who indeed would not?

MuggleCast 262 Transcript (continued)


Voicemail: Extended Editions of the Harry Potter Films


Micah: Well, as mentioned at the top of the show, we do have several voicemails that you guys sent in that we want to go through. And so, we’ll play the first one right now.

Eric: Okay, and our first one comes from Simone.

[Audio]: Hey MuggleCast, this is Simone calling with a question. Personally, I really enjoyed the extended editions of the first two movies. There wasn’t a ton of content, but it was still interesting. Do you think we’ll ever see extended versions of the other movies? I think Warner Bros. has displayed a lot of creativity in ways to try to get us to spend money. I have to say, I would definitely show up for this. Thanks a lot. Love the show, keep it up. Bye.

Eric: So, Simone asked if there will be extended editions, if we think there will be extended editions to the later Harry Potter films, and I assume that means versions with deleted scenes and all that put back in the way that the Ultimate Editions did for the first two Harry Potter films.

Micah: Yeah, and does he mean in theaters, or is he talking about… because they have done them on television. In particular with ABC Family, I know they always put the deleted scenes in.

Eric: Mhm, yeah, and show the extended versions. I assume he means home video, but, just thinking about it, I feel like the deleted scenes… as the films went on, the scripts changed, the way that they wrote the film changed. So, it became less about, “We have to capture this scene from the book on film,” than, “We have to tell the story.” So, what I mean to say is that a lot of the deleted scenes that you do see on the DVDs, the Blu-rays, and the features and stuff tend to be… I don’t want to say extraneous. They kind of go different directions and they would confuse the narrative if inserted. Unlike the first two films which are really just very faithful to the books, in the right order, and they’re completely new scenes. So, my argument would be that the films kind of changed the way that they were created and therefore there couldn’t be extended editions, because they knew pretty much what scenes they wanted to keep and they knew fairly early that Dobby wouldn’t be coming back in films, and Dumbledore wouldn’t have a funeral, and all that stuff so they never filmed it. So, they really wouldn’t be able to put something like that back into a film.

Micah: Yeah, and I think we’ve seen deleted scenes from later films, and some we’ve questioned and said, “Yeah, that would be great if it was included.” Others have just not fit, and that’s exactly why they didn’t make the final cut, is that they don’t fit. So, I agree with you. A lot of the deleted scenes, specifically from Sorcerer’s Stone and Chamber of Secrets, flow extremely well, and I think a lot of that has to with loyalty to the books. Whereas as we’ve gone forward in the series, what’s happened is… because of the size of the books, it’s been pretty difficult to not deviate from going literally chapter-by-chapter in the movie. So, just from a flow issue, I don’t know if it would necessarily work. But I would, at the end of the day, like to see something that has all of the extra content, maybe even some things that we haven’t seen that are still lying on the cutting room floor somewhere at Leavesden Studios, put together, and allow us to watch it consecutively.

Eric: Yeah, very much so.


Voicemail: Fan Fiction


Eric: And the next voicemail comes from Zoey.

[Audio]: Hi! I’m Zoey, and I’m fourteen, and I’m from Maryland, and I just wanted to know what you guys think about fan fiction. Do you think it’s cool or derogatory? Or do you just not read it? I know you have fan fiction on MuggleNet, and I just wanted to know your thoughts. By the way, I’m a huge fan, and I’m really glad that Selina joined because I also listen to Onceable and she is great there, too. So thanks, guys. Bye.

Eric: So, we have a Selina fan. And Zoey, thank you for submitting your question. I don’t think we’ve been asked this before. Maybe we have. But, Micah, what do you think about fan fiction?

Micah: Well, I’ll answer the other part of her question which was, “Do I read it?” and the answer is no.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: And that doesn’t mean that I dislike it or I think that it’s stupid or any of those types of things. I think it certainly has a purpose. I think it shows a lot of the creativity, in many cases, that our listeners and that the fan community as a whole can demonstrate. That’s just one of those areas… you talk about wizard rock or Quidditch or podcasting. I feel as if fan fiction and the writing element of it, fan art… it all kind of flows together and it works in synergy with other things. So, I think it just demonstrates the imagination and the creativity of the people who are a part of this fan community.

Eric: Yeah, I would agree, and I think that all writing is exercise, and having the ability to write new stories with established characters is… well, it’s kind of easier in some ways, but also it allows you to… it fuels your passion for writing. It builds your muscles for writing, and also allows you to explore those characters that other people know and love so well, that you know and love so well, in new venues. So I think it’s actually interesting, but I can’t say I’ve read a lot…

Micah: Yeah, and sure, we all know there are things out there that are interesting, to say the least.

Eric: Obscure. [laughs]

Micah: Yeah, but I think that’s all part of it.

Eric: Yeah, no, I think so too. So thank you again, Zoey, for sending in that question.


Voicemail: Sorcerer’s Stone Film Soundtrack


Eric: And next we go to Matt.

[Audio]: Hello, MuggleCast! This is Matt, calling from Nashville, Tennessee, again. I really appreciate you guys listening to my voicemail on the last podcast, even if I was the only one who submitted. My next question is – and this one is not quite as deep – have any of you noticed the music that plays when Hagrid introduces Harry to Diagon Alley in the Sorcerer’s Stone film is not on the movie soundtrack? Just something I’ve always wondered about, do any of you know why that is? Thanks so much, and take care, guys. Appreciate it.

Eric: So, this one’s interesting. Matt was helpful enough and gracious enough to grace us with another voicemail. This time it’s about that soundtrack. Do you know what moment he’s talking about, Micah?

Micah: I’m guessing when Hagrid taps the bricks, and it opens to Diagon Alley.

Eric: What is the music there? Is it like [sings part of the film score] or is that the Great Hall?

Micah: No, I think that’s right. I actually watched Sorcerer’s Stone, it’s been on HBO quite a few times in the last couple weeks.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: And I did watch it, and I did see that scene in particular, but I don’t recall off the top of my head what music is playing. And I actually confess, I don’t own any of the soundtracks to the films, so I’d have to defer to somebody who does.

Eric: Yeah, I have “2” and I have “3” and I think I have “5”, soundtrack-wise. But I don’t have the first one. The first one was interesting because even though it’s John Williams, it always felt like it was, sort of, selections from the soundtrack, more than it was every theme present. So, that might sort of reinforce what Matt asked. But I wonder if it’s really just not part of another track. Maybe… not that John Williams reuses themes, although we know he does because that’s the point. I wonder if that bit might not actually be labeled something different. But to be sure, we should re-watch that scene and also get the soundtrack to find out. But if any of our listeners can help out and happen to have the Sorcerer’s Stone soundtrack, and just want to see if Matt is correct and, in fact, that song is not on the soundtrack, write in to us. Let us know or submit a voicemail of your own, and we’ll play it on our forthcoming show and we’ll get that cleared up.

Micah: Yup, absolutely. I’m actually trying to see if I can pull it up here on YouTube.

Eric: Oh, okay. That’s a good idea, actually. Let’s see.

Micah: It sounds like Christmas music, basically. Though I would seem to think that this particular song is somewhere on the soundtrack. But we’ll move on to the next voicemail and, like Eric said, we’ll get back to you guys on the next episode. Once we have our research team here at MuggleCast dig into that deeply.

Eric: Actually, Micah, this song is – many people don’t know this – it’s actually from the Home Alone soundtrack. And that’s where you can find it because it’s Christmas time. [laughs]

Micah: [laughs] That’s what I said! It sounded like Christmas music.

Eric: It sounds like Christmas music. No, but yeah, very weird, and we will indeed have our scouts get on that for you.


Voicemail: Room of Requirement


Eric: So, the next voicemail comes from David.

[Audio]: Hi, MuggleCast. This is David. And my first thing is, I was wondering, whatever happened to the Room of Requirement after Crabbe – or was it Goyle? One of Malfoy’s two henchmen – set fire to it – Fiendfyre – in the seventh book? So, I’d love to hear your take on that. Bye!

Eric: So, David wants to know what happened to the Room of Requirement after the Fiendfyre incident.

Micah: Hmm.

Eric: In Book 7.

Micah: All those fire animals running around.

Eric: Yeah, and more powerful enough that it could destroy a Horcrux. I don’t know. I wonder what happened to… I don’t think it was… I don’t think it burned down the room, you know what I’m saying? But everything in it was probably obliterated.

Micah: Right. And I think that it was Crabbe who did it, if I recall correctly. And I would agree, Eric. I don’t know what happened to the room. I would assume that it would always be there to serve the purpose of whomever happened to cross it in the future.

Eric: Mhm. It’s kind of like that tree falling in the woods thing.

[Micah laughs]

Eric: If nobody is in the Room of Requirement, is it still on fire and burning? Or what would happen to the next guy who just needs a toilet?

Micah: Right.

Eric: [laughs] Or a chamber pot.

Micah: Well…

Eric: And he goes in and the door opens and it’s flames.

Micah: What’s interesting about it is, I feel like there is the Room of Requirement default, which is what we see with the Vanishing Cabinet and then when Harry, Ron, and Hermione go into it in Deathly Hallows to destroy the Horcrux. And then there’s the version of it when they need it to practice for Dumbledore’s Army. You know what I mean?

Eric: Yeah, like they…

Micah: I feel like the room with all the crap in it, that’s like the default setting.

Eric: Mhm, or…

Micah: That’s its true form.

Eric: I’m sure it’s… well, I wonder if its true form wouldn’t be emptier although that’s a movie-ism because in the books it’s actually got bookshelves of defensive spell work and all sorts of other stuff that they use it to practice in. But, yeah, Harry’s specific line to the Room of Requirement when he finds or when he wants to hide the diadem, is it… or something he says. “I need a place to hide my book.” There it is, the Half-Blood Prince book that he needs to hide. “I need a place to hide my book,” and then that appears. So, yeah, I think in some incarnation… and pretty much everything in that room, anything anybody hid at Hogwarts which that’s how that room got so crowded, is that’s how many people use that room to hide stuff. So, I think you’re right, Micah. If it’s not the default, it’s at least the most common room that people are looking for. So…

Micah: Probably a make-out room, too. I’m just guessing.

Eric: Probably a… well, there was the incident with the [laughs] mistletoe.

Micah: Yup, there you go.

Eric: With Cho. So…


Voicemail: Introduction to Other Fandoms


Micah: All right, final voicemail is from…

Eric: Carl.

Micah: All right.

[Audio]: Hey, this is Carl from Hawaii, and I just wanted to say thank you for having a wonderful show. If it wasn’t for you guys, I probably wouldn’t be a Twilight and Hunger Games and all those fans because… I found you guys because I was a Harry Potter fan, but because of you guys doing the spin-off podcasts I got involved in all those shows, all those movies, too. So, I just want to say thank you and aloha and have a nice day.

Micah: Aloha.

Eric: Aloha, Carl. Thanks for submitting your voicemail. So, Carl just wanted to say thanks, and that’s really cool to hear that we turned you on to some other fandoms and some of the other book series that we enjoy.

Micah: Yeah. Very envious of the weather out in Hawaii right now, I’ll tell you that.

Eric: Oh, what is it? Do you have it pulled up?

Micah: No, but we…

Eric: Are you one of those guys who always has the weather app turned to Hawaii?

Micah: [laughs] No, no, but I guarantee you it’s much nicer in Hawaii than it is right now in New York. But, anyway, I always like hearing those types of voicemails or emails or tweets because I think Potter introduced all of us to a lot of different things as well. We talk about our other projects, our other podcasts, our other interests really. And it was kind of a gateway to doing a lot of what we all do right now.

Eric: Very much so. And just to answer your question, it is 80 degrees in Hawaii right now.

Micah: Nice. So, I’m sure that Carl is much warmer than we are in New York and Chicago.

Eric: Probably enjoying some iced tea right now.

Micah: [laughs] Why not? But that’s it for the voicemails. Eric, how can people submit voicemails just like these five listeners did for this show?

Eric: So, voicemails can be submitted to us as basically just like calling us on the phone. And the MuggleCast hotline number has changed, so if you listen to some of our older episodes, you’ll hear a different number. The current number is (323) 984-8547. So, definitely give us a call. You can leave comments, feedback, or ask us questions and they can be about anything. They can be about the books, they can be about fan fiction, literally anything, and we will continue to play them on the episodes that we air.


Muggle Mail: What If Dumbledore Didn’t Die?


Micah: Awesome. So, thanks to everybody who sent those voicemails in and we’ll now go over to the hard written copy.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: Still electronic, but not as tech savvy, shall we say, with our Muggle Mail submissions for this week. And Eric, I think… do you mind taking the first one?

Eric: Yeah, no, no problem. First one is from Izzy, of Bethel, Maine, age 10, which is really exciting. Izzy says:

“Hey, MuggleCast! I’ve only been listening to you for two days but I absolutely love you guys! I was wondering, how do you think the story would change if Dumbledore didn’t die? Thanks!”

Micah: Sometimes it’s the simple questions, and that’s why I put Izzy’s email in here. A very good question for a ten-year-old, by the way.

Eric: Yeah, I think so too.

Micah: What if Dumbledore didn’t die?

Eric: Well, I don’t know. It’s hard to imagine because JK Rowling kind of has a killing people thing [laughs] and it was really important for her… well, it’s important for Harry to grow by no longer having any mentors to look up to. That’s why Sirius died, Dumbledore the following year, and all those people the year after. So, I don’t know if it would have an effect on Harry’s growth as realizing that it really, really will come down to just him and Voldemort. I guess the absence of Dumbledore really helped him learn that, but I also think that if Dumbledore hadn’t died, maybe we would have gotten more insight into the Order and Harry’s parents and all that stuff because after Book 5, you actually – as of Book 6, even – Harry’s relationship with Dumbledore is very good, and Dumbledore was able to call him in for those special lessons about the Horcruxes and everything like that. It’s wonderful to read and I really feel like Book 7 would have been a lot more comfortable for everybody if Dumbledore were still alive.

Micah: Right. It definitely would have altered Snape, I think, and his character path because clearly there needed to be that moment where Snape proved himself loyal to Voldemort, and there was no better way to do that than by killing Dumbledore. So, it would be weird to see how that all played out if Dumbledore, in fact, had lived through Book 6, and I just think we also wouldn’t have gotten the same amount of insight into his life that we did in Book 7. That…

Eric: Right. With The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore.

Micah: Yeah. So, we learned a lot about his family, his brother, his sister, his parents, as well as his relationship with Grindelwald and their quest for power. So…

Eric: Right. We learned all that without him being there.

Micah: Yeah, so it completely changes the course of Deathly Hallows, and it would be an interesting question to ask JK Rowling. Did she ever consider having that Obi-Wan type figure live through the end of the series?

Eric: I wonder who would have appeared to Harry at King’s Cross, if Dumbledore hadn’t died.

Micah: Dobby? No.

Eric: Probably his parents.

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Eric: [as Dobby] “Harry Potter!”

Micah: You know what was so weird is I just watched The Woman in Black for the first time.

Eric: Oh, really?

Micah: Speaking of King’s Cross, because there’s kind of a similarity to how that movie ends.

Eric: I never thought of that before, but you’re right.

Micah: Yeah. So, anyway, we won’t spoil that movie for you.


Muggle Mail: Appearance of Wands


Micah: But the next email comes from Josh, 23, of Wilmington, North Carolina, and he writes in about the wand discussion we had on last week’s episode. He said he was listening to that episode when we…

“…started talking about how wands, specifically about how in the first two films the wands look ‘quite plain’ and that for PoA it was changed so that characters had more ornate wands that reflect their characters. In the books, Jo doesn’t often describe wands and when she does she usually only gives us the kind of wood used, the core ingredient, and the length, but doesn’t really give detail as to the outer facade of the wands because it really isn’t important to the story. It does, however, make sense that a visual medium like film would want to make the wands look as unique and character-specific as possible. That being said, it does seem unlikely that Ollivander’s would sell an eleven-year-old a wand that looks like Voldemort and it got me thinking, what if the wand’s appearance changes over time? That is a popular mechanic of RPG games, that a weapon or item will change appearance as it is used, thus reflecting the character’s bravery, skill, and morality. In the same way a wand might change appearance based on the kind of spells you use and your proficiency with them as well as your own personality as you grow, it would also explain why the wand chooses the wizard because the wand knows that the wizard will change it. Would love to hear what you think about this theory. Keep up the great work. P.S. Slytherin rules.”

Eric: Well, thank you for that email, Josh.

Micah: That’s cool.

Eric: I think that’s pretty insightful, yeah. Never thought of something like wands changing over time. That is pretty cool.

Micah: Yeah, definitely, and I think that, to his point, we all play RPGs, or have at one point, and so there is something to be said for the weapons that you choose kind of maturing – I don’t know if that’s the right word, but…

Eric: Yeah, yeah.

Micah: …over time.

Eric: And reflecting.

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: Yeah. And reflecting you, and I think that that’s… there’s definitely a basis in the Harry Potter books with wand loyalties as well. So, overall, very cool.


Muggle Mail: Dumbledore’s Plan to Defeat Voldemort


Eric: And the next one comes from Rebecca, from Vancouver:

“Hi, MuggleCasters. I had a thought the other day: If Harry’s mom hadn’t died to save Harry and Voldemort just killed his parents without Lily having the chance to be a martyr, then how do you think Dumbledore would have finished off Voldemort? Dumbledore’s ‘master plan’ that comes out in Book 7 in which Harry essentially sacrifices himself only works because Harry is a Horcrux from his mother’s love saving him. So, do you think Dumbledore and the Order could have tracked down Voldemort’s other Horcruxes on their own had they not had the extra power of a bit of Voldemort’s soul on their side, or was the entire good side just in trouble before Halloween 1981? Still love the show! Rebecca.”

Hmm. That’s interesting. I wonder if Lily’s love wasn’t what caused the Horcrux to happen. I wonder if, in fact, it was just that the prophecy was fated to fail, for Voldemort to fail, that whoever he chose for whatever reason would end up… something would backfire and then that person would be fated to defeat him.

Micah: Yeah, but I think the issue here is that if Lily died just normally, without stepping in front of Harry, Harry would have died as well, and Voldemort would have sustained. So, I guess what Rebecca is asking then, is: “What would Dumbeldore’s plan have been after all the Potters were dead?” and, “What would the Order’s plan have been? Would they have been able to track down these Horcruxes?” The thing is, Dumbledore doesn’t really have a clue as to what Tom Riddle/Voldemort has been up to prior to Chamber of Secrets with the diary. So, Dumbledore really has no clue as to how he has been able to anchor himself to life.

Eric: That’s a good point. That’s actually a really good point. It’s probably burning Dumbledore for twelve years, then.

Micah: Right.

Eric: You know? How did he survive? This, that, the other thing.

Micah: So yes, they would have been screwed, to answer your question.

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Micah: Rebecca, sorry we couldn’t do any better than that.


Muggle Mail: Sorting MuggleCast on Pottermore


Micah: But the next email is from Kat, 19, from Sydney, Australia, and she says:

“Hey! So, I’m listening to Episode 239, and I’ve decided that you should (be outrageous and break some rules) and do an episode where you make a Pottermore account and be sorted and, like, debate out the questions and see what house MuggleCast is in/what wand you cumulatively get. Kind of because I think that would be cool, kind of because it could be interesting to hear you debate the questions. I don’t know, I would enjoy it. Anyway, just as a side note, I’m in love with 78, actual best episode ever. It’s my go-to episode, whenever I’m doing something tedious and want a podcast, it’s 78. As another side note, when I first started listening to you guys, circa episode one, I was too little for my own computer or iPod and used to burn episodes on CDs and listen to them on my sister’s old Walkman! Sad, sad. Well I guess, hopefully, this happens for me.”

Eric: I’m looking at the episode description from Episode 78 because I have to say that this is not one of those show numbers that sticks out to me. And according to the show notes: Jamie is back, okay, we have a Fawkes character discussion, and at the end of it, there is an interview with Joe Fulton of MillionairePlayboy.com about the latest Order of the Phoenix toy news. So not much would indicate that that’s a good episode, but…

Micah: It must be because Jamie came back.

Eric: …a stand out episode. Yes, but it must be because Jamie came back.

Micah: All right.

Eric: So, that’s great. And we should have Jamie back on soon, I think.

Micah: Absolutely.

Eric: On one of our newest episodes.

Micah: He’s back from his travels throughout Africa.

Eric: Yes, which is true.

Micah: That is true, we’re not making that up.

Eric: Yeah, we’re totally not making that up.


Chicken Soup for the MuggleCast Soul


Micah: All right, so the next couple of emails that we have are Chicken Soup-ish. Eric?

Eric: And I’ll take… yeah, and I’ll take the first one.

Micah: Go ahead.

Eric: First one’s from Luke, 33, of Illinois. The subject is “Encouragement.”

“MuggleCast, my name is Luke and in the past six months I have gone through some very hard times with my life, dealing with career issues and family issues. It’s been very difficult and to help deal with the stress and help get through each day, I’ve been going on long runs while listening to all the old MuggleCast episodes in reverse order, which is interesting. Honestly, it’s the one thing that’s given me some joy and laughter in each day, and gives me something to look forward to while navigating a difficult time in my life. I’ve found a lot of comfort in those minutes of listening to you guys talk about ‘Potter’ and joke around. It’s been a real lifesaver for me. I just wanted you to know that your hard work and fun have really helped a complete stranger get through a very hard time in life. Thanks for your work, I really appreciate it and will always be listening and running!”

Micah: Nice.

Eric: Very nice. Thank you, Luke.

Micah: So, Luke knows all the secret codes by playing our episodes in reverse order…

Eric: [laughs] Yeah.

Micah: …that we’ve put out there over the course of the last seven plus years.

Eric: Shhh, Micah. Micah, it’s supposed to remain a secret! Nobody is supposed to know…

[Micah laughs]

Eric: …that if you play the entire five hundred hours of the show backwards you get Mozart’s, I don’t know, tenth symphony.

Micah: It’s true. The next email comes from Christine, 21, of Paris, and she says thank you:

“Dear MuggleCasters, from listening to your show for the last six years, I know you must get a lot of similar messages, but I still wanted to write in to tell you how much I appreciate MuggleCast. I come from South Africa, but I have been living in Paris for the last six months by myself. And while Paris is definitely a nice place to be, I often get homesick, and then I find it really comforting to listen to old episodes of your show. When I first started listening to your show all those years ago, it felt wonderful to finally find people who knew all sorts of geeky facts about Harry Potter and liked to talk about it – just like me! And it still feels that way today. So, thank you!”

Eric: Very cool.

Micah: Well thank you, Christine.

Eric: Yeah, thanks, Christine. We’re happy that we can anchor you back to home. And the next email… oh, the final email comes from Laine, age 30, from Australia:

“Hi MuggleCasters, I am from Queensland, Australia and we recently had a series of floods caused by a tropical cyclone.

Pfft. Why anybody would live in Australia is beyond me. [laughs] Cyclones.

“One of the worst areas hit was the Bay of Bundaberg which is approximately 289 miles north of the capital of Brisbane where I live. I work for the state government and am part of a team that will assist when a natural disaster occurs. Part of the job that we do is assist in the granting of a monetary amount that is offered by the government and while doing this we hear their stories. Some of these people have lost everything and you cannot help but be affected by it all. As part of my wind down at the end of the day, I would listen to your podcasts and just hearing your voices helped me calm down. Thank you. Laine.”

Micah: Well thanks, Laine. It sounds like you’re doing a lot of good work out there in Australia.

Eric: Very much so.

Micah: Cool that we’re hearing from some international listeners there.

Eric: Yeah!

Micah: Two from Australia, and one from France. So… actually, three from Australia.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: Going back to the… and one from Vancouver, so we’re just all over the place.

Eric: We are international, baby.


Show Close


Micah: We are. But that about wraps it up for Episode 262. People who want to follow us can do so in many different ways. We are on Twitter at Twitter.com/MuggleCast. We’re also on Facebook at Facebook.com/MuggleCast. You can also subscribe and review us, subscribe to the show. We’re assuming that if you’re listening to us now you’re subscribed to the show but perhaps you wandered onto the MuggleCast site and clicked on the “On Air” graphic, so you can of course subscribe to us on iTunes. You can rate and review us there as well. We always like hearing from you guys and getting feedback. You can shoot us an email either by directly sending it to mugglecast at staff dot mugglenet dot com or you can use the feedback form on the website. And we do have a Tumblr as well, which is MuggleCast.Tumblr.com.

Eric: Yes, and that’s… you know, I always enjoy visiting the MuggleCast… and it’s a fan Tumblr, so we have some of our listeners… and actually it’s a great… turned into a really great community on Tumblr there for us, so definitely check that out. And again, if you’d like to send us a voicemail, you can do so. That number, again, is (323) 984-8547, and that’s the MuggleCast hotline. You can reach us there 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

Micah: Somebody is calling us right now.

Eric: Whoa, who’s that? Who could that be?

Micah: Not sure. But in case you’re looking for any of this information, we will be sure to put the new voicemail number in the show notes but also onto the MuggleCast website. If you log on to MuggleCast.com, there’s a handy dandy bunch of icons located on the right-hand side of the website for iTunes, Twitter, Facebook and Tumblr, and you can just click on “Contact” and there will be a feedback form on that page where you can send us questions you have, concerns, whatever you want, pictures. And also transcripts are available on MuggleCast.com for all of our episodes now. We might just have one or two that need to be posted but it is pretty up-to-date, so if you choose to read our show instead of listening to our show, or do both, you can check out the transcript section. There’s also a section on the site… we don’t talk much about this over the course of the last couple of episodes, but we do have a Wall of Fame section where we put notable episodes onto our website in a nice little list for you guys to check out, and there’s about ten to fifteen episodes… maybe a little bit more than that, actually, looking at it now, possibly twenty. Twenty out of the 200-plus, 250-plus episodes that we’ve done, sort of the ones that have stood out to us and stood out for the fans. And if you have one that you think warrants being on the Wall of Fame, let us know and we’ll put it up there.

Eric: Such as Kat from Sydney, Australia, who says Episode 78.

Micah: 78, the return of Jamie.

Eric: Okay.

[Eric and Micah laugh]

[Show music begins]

Micah: But I think that about wraps it up for this episode of MuggleCast. Right, Eric?

Eric: Yeah. We’ll see you in the next month.

Micah: Well, that does it for Episode 262 of MuggleCast. We will see you next time for Episode 263.

Eric: In the month of March.

Micah: March. I’m Micah Tannenbaum.

Eric: March. And I’m Eric Scull.

Micah: See ya. [laughs]

Eric: [laughs and imitates Micah] See ya.

[Show music continues]

Transcript #261

MuggleCast 261 Transcript


Show Intro


[“Hedwig’s Theme” plays]

Andrew: Because this is our eighth year Harry Potter podcasting, this is MuggleCast Episode 261 for January 27th, [2013].

[Show music begins]

Andrew: This week’s podcast is brought to you by Audible.com, the Internet’s leading provider of audiobooks with more than 100,000 downloadable titles across all types of literature, including fiction, non-fiction, and periodicals. For a free audiobook of your choice, go to AudiblePodcast.com/MuggleCast.

[Show music continues]

Andrew: Welcome to MuggleCast Episode 261. Eric, Micah, and I are here this week. Hello, gentlemen.

Eric: Hello.

Micah: Hello.

Andrew: What do we have on tap for this week, this month, this year? The first episode of 2013? You guys tell me.

Micah: It’s kind of scary, isn’t it? To think this will be our eighth year of podcasting?

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: We started way, way back in 2005.

Andrew: Mhm. It is a long time, Micah.

Micah: It is. What’s interesting is seeing you guys as we podcast here because we’re doing it on Google Hangout, which we haven’t normally done over the last… how long has Google Hangout even been around? A year?

Andrew: Yeah, maybe a year or two. But it’s only gotten better recently, so…

Micah: Yeah. I just find it interesting to see what each of you do as you podcast. Andrew…

Andrew: What do you notice about me?

Micah: Sipping some coffee or alcohol.

Andrew: It’s pure vodka.

[Micah laughs]

Eric: It’s a nice mug.

Micah: That’s what I was going to say. Yeah, it’s cool. But anyway, on this episode, nothing. We’re not going to change too much in 2013, I don’t think. We’re going to stick to our normal format. Go through some news, talk a little bit about Harry Potter

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: …new content from Pottermore, and do some fun segments. And we might even bring back a voicemail or two.

Andrew: Wow. Bring back from where?

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Andrew: From two years ago, the voicemail.

Eric: Well, well, let’s…

Micah: No, no, no, it’s been longer than that.

Andrew: The lost voicemail.

Micah: I was going to say we should really task the listeners with going back in time and seeing if they can tell us the last time we had a voicemail on the show.

Andrew: I would think you could just search the show notes and find… because we would probably mark the voicemail segment.

Micah: That’s true.

Andrew: I would think.

Micah: I would think. But…

Eric: I’m going to do that right now. I’m curious.

Micah: Let’s see, if we had to guess – go around the table – when was the last time we had a voicemail on this podcast?

Andrew: 2008.

Eric: Would you think… oh wow, that’s a specific year. Would think that it was before… we haven’t had voicemails since we had David Heyman on the show, did we? Have we?

Micah: Did we have…

Andrew: Yeah, maybe that was the last time.

Micah: …voicemails specifically for him?

Eric: No, we didn’t. But I was saying that was kind of a milestone. But that was two or three years ago, Episode 200.

Micah: Yup.

Eric: So, let me…

Micah: I think Andrew could be on target there. 2008, possibly.

Andrew: Well, tell us what’s in the news today, Micah.


News: Wizarding World Construction Begins in Japan


Micah: We have some updates from the Wizarding World in Japan. Construction finally beginning over there. Many, many thousands of miles away from all of us, but we’re slowly starting to see things come together. I see one picture here with Elmo on the wall outside. I don’t know how Elmo ties into Universal Studios, necessarily.

Andrew: Weird things happen in Japan. That’s all you can say about that.

Micah: Everything is randomly connected, I guess, in other parts of the globe. But the building that we see, I’m not entirely sure what it is and why it’s necessarily associated with the Wizarding World, unless it’s the beginning of the castle being put together. But it looks more just like your average corporate building, to be honest with you.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: There’s nothing that really says Harry Potter about it. [laughs]

Andrew: Well, of course. Micah, come on, you’re a construction man. They’re not going to build Hogwarts Castle, they’re building the structure. My guess is that’s probably the building that the Forbidden Journey will be housed in.

Micah: Hmm.

Eric: I think that’s probably right.

Andrew: It looks just like the other one, so yeah. And it’s supposed to be the same exact thing as what’s in Orlando right now, so we shouldn’t be expecting any surprises or anything. But it’ll be interesting to see if they make any areas bigger because of crowd issues. I know there’s been some crowd concerns with Wizarding World Orlando, so that’ll be interesting to see if they kind of backtrack on those from the original plans.

Eric: It’s funny, I usually think of Asia as having crowd issues normally.

Andrew: Yeah. Well, and I mean the thing about the small stores, as they argue, is that in the books they’re small, the stores are small. It was kind of designed that way on purpose to make it loyal to the book.

Micah: Right.

Andrew: And the movies. So…

Micah: Yeah. I wonder, though. You said it’s going to be the same as the one in Orlando. Is that including an expansion?

Andrew: No.

Micah: Or will Orlando be the only one that has this new area?

Andrew: My guess is Orlando is going to be the only one with this expansion because they… I think Universal Orlando still probably wants the advantage over the other parks.

Micah: Mhm.

Andrew: And who knows how well these other parks are going to do in these different locations. It’s kind of a safe bet that they’ll be successful, but we don’t know for sure. So yeah, I think you’re just going to see that in Orlando. By the way, we were sent on Hypable some photos of the Orlando expansion and we were asked to take them down, but they were something. They basically proved that they are building Gringotts. We saw the windows and we saw the teller desks. [laughs]

Eric: Oh, wow.

Andrew: So, there’s kind of no doubt that…

Micah: Did you see the goblins?

Andrew: No, those have not been constructed yet.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: Warwick was not there.

Micah: But it says this park is set to open in late 2014. Is that the same timeline for the park out in Hollywood as well?

Andrew: I think that one is 2015.

Micah: Hmm.

Andrew: Yeah, because they’ve barely even started here. There’s nothing, as far as I’m aware. And they have to knock down a lot of stuff here first, whereas in Orlando and Japan they didn’t. What else is going on in the news?


News: Pottermore Insider Explains How Moments Are Created


Micah: We got an interesting update from Pottermore. They took us behind the scenes to really give us insight into how a Moment is created. So, as you go through Pottermore, usually you get several chapters per segment – or several segments per chapter, I should say – and you get these Moments from the design team, coded and magically created so that you can interface with it. I thought that kind of the big piece in this was that they try and take scenes that don’t necessarily appear in the movies. They specifically said, “We also like to highlight scenes that were omitted from the films or those where the film depiction differs from the books.” So, they really want to give people experiences that they wouldn’t normally have if they were watching the movies.

Andrew: Yeah. I think that’s a really good idea because I think, as I wrote in here, it’s good that they… it’s nice that what Rowling dreamed up finally gets some visual light of day, as I put it…

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: …kind of poorly in the post. Because you don’t see it in the movies, so that’s nice that they prioritize.

Micah: Yup.

Andrew: They should really say that more, say, “Hey, join Pottermore and check out these scenes that you didn’t get to see in the movies.”

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: That seems like a selling point to me.

Eric: I agree with that. They’re all very artistic and they’re fun to look at. So, the fact that they weren’t specifically in the movies… I noticed that even the scenes that made it completely into the movies from the book, they managed to keep it interesting on Pottermore in terms of the perspective of the Moments.

Micah: I agree with what you said, Andrew, though. I think it would be a great selling point.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: I think that a lot of people go to Pottermore… and for those who have read the books, they’re looking for the additional information. And when they’re interfacing with it, they tend to get frustrated or get bored because you don’t necessarily have that much going on. There’ll be a chapter where you’re just clicking and nothing really happens. Maybe you hear a noise here or there. But if you know going in that, “Hey, I’m experiencing a chapter that doesn’t appear in the movies, and they took a lot of time and attention and care to detail in creating this,” maybe you’ll appreciate it a little bit more.

Andrew: Yeah. Exactly.

Eric: Mhm.

Andrew: I wonder if there’s going to be a Pottermore Superbowl commercial.

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Eric: They want to be everywhere, don’t they?

Micah: Brought to you by Sony?

Eric: Yeah, brought to you by Sony.

Andrew: Yeah, Sony’s probably got the money for it. Yeah, they do want to be everywhere. You would think that’s kind of… they should consider that.

Eric: A logical step.

Micah: They do. There was a story not too long ago – I think it was actually yesterday or the day before – about how they’re now working together with the Book of Spells.

Andrew: Really? Oh, that’s right.

Micah: And how you can now connect spells that you learned on the PlayStation and bring them into Pottermore. So, I guess you can duel with them or do something to that effect. I didn’t really read too much up on it, but…

Andrew: Well, I know when you connect your accounts you can get the wand that you were assigned in Pottermore on Book of Spells. It’ll become your wand in Book of Spells.

Micah: Oh, okay.

Eric: Oh, cool.

Andrew: That’s a nice integration.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: I’m not running out to buy it because of that, but…

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Micah: It’s funny, I actually got it over the holidays. I got it as a present and I haven’t hooked it up yet…

Andrew: [laughs] Ho ho!

Eric: Oh, no kidding?

Micah: …to test it out.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Micah, if I gave you that gift for Christmas I would have been calling you by now and been like, “So, what do you think of your Book of Spells? How’s it going?” And I would be very upset.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, why haven’t you… you don’t seem very excited if… I mean, it’s been a month now since…

Micah: Yeah, it’s true.

Eric: You should… I think you’ve given up the present. You should regift, Micah. You know my half birthday is… actually, that’s not true.

[Micah laughs]

Eric: My birthday is coming up soon. You might as well regift if you’re not going to plug it in.

Andrew: Well, I’m never playing it. I know for sure now because my PlayStation 3 died the other day.

Eric: What?

Andrew: Yeah. It finally died, so I just bought a Blu-ray player. I never play games anyway, so…

Eric: Well, that’s fair. But they do have the new white PlayStation 3, not that I’m advertising for them.

Andrew: Yeah. I just never play video games, so…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: …just bought a Blu-ray player. Stick with that.

Micah: I think I’m missing one of the components. I think that’s what it is. You need a little piece that goes…

Andrew: Yeah, you need like thirty accessories to play Book of Spells.

Micah: Yeah, exactly. I just got the Book of Spells itself. I don’t have all the additional components.

Andrew: You don’t have the wand and the camera and the… what else do you need?

Micah: Yeah. The fifteen million other things that you need to make it happen.

Andrew: It’s literally four… you need the wand…

Eric: The book…

Andrew: The book, the camera, of course the PlayStation itself, the game. So, it’s like five elements.

Micah: Right.

Eric: Still, I would think that the game wouldn’t be sold on its own because of it being…

Andrew: You can get a pack.

Micah: Yeah, I’ll have to take a look and see what’s in there. I think the only thing that might be missing is the camera. So…

Andrew: Oh, okay. And you need a TV, which I just find ridiculous. I’m out.

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Micah: Those are expensive these days.

Andrew: They are.

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News: Warner Bros. Studio Tour London to Host Wand Week


Micah: Speaking of wands though, the studio tour…

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: …over in England is hosting Wand Week, which I ask, is this similar to Shark Week? It seems like they’re starting to do a lot of themed weeks. They did something with the Dark Arts not too long ago…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: …it was before the holidays. And I think we can probably expect a lot more of this kind of stuff moving forward where the studio tour will put things on display, or create these theme-type weeks that maybe haven’t necessarily got the attention or there just maybe wasn’t space in the studio tour to house some of this stuff, so they’ll do these cool kinds of features.

Andrew: Yeah, it’s a cool idea. It’s definitely great to bring people back, or maybe finally give people a push to come in and experience the thing. I know Disney, this year, they’re doing a series of Limited Time Magic, and this is what that kind of reminds me of. It’s these limited time, special things. But really, a lot of these should be open. A week doesn’t seem like enough time. It should be longer. I don’t get why it’s so small…

Eric: True.

Andrew: …of a window.

Eric: Yeah. Museum exhibits, for example, are usually like a month or two long, I think. If they are a traveling…

Micah: Right.

Andrew: Yeah, yeah.

Eric: …exhibition. Wand Week, though, kind of has a nice ring to it.

Andrew: I’m surprised they are not selling annual passes, and I mean that seriously. If they want people to come back for these different themed events, why don’t you do this special pass that’s good for a year?

Eric: You know, it’s funny, I can’t remember who it was, but just the other day, in a Ustream chat for the Shorty Awards, somebody said that they lived near the studio tour and have been like twenty-five times.

Andrew: Good God.

Eric: They said that it was their second home. So whoever it is, whoever that was, let us know how Wand Week is.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Because if I went there that often [laughs] I’d be looking for something different, I’m sure.

Andrew: It seemed really expensive to me. I think I brought up on the last episode that I went to Harry Potter: The Exhibition in New York City. Did I mention that?

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: Oh, the recent one?

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Yeah, the one that we… okay, cool. What did you think?

Andrew: That was the first… well, I’m trying to remember… did I talk about this last episode? I don’t want to…

Micah: You talked about it a little bit, I thought.

Andrew: I was just… well, I thought it was all right. I was disappointed they didn’t let you take pictures. That was really bugging me.

Eric: Oh.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: Especially when I was getting sorted! I’m up there, on the Great Hall thing, with the hat on my head, and you can’t even take a picture? Come on!

Eric: Yeah. Well, did they take one for you and then…

Andrew: No.

Eric: …they expect you to buy it? No, they didn’t, so…

Andrew: Well yeah, they do at the very beginning.

Eric: Oh.

Andrew: But not…

Eric: But not getting sorted.

Andrew: Right, not getting sorted.

Eric: If you’re getting sorted, that’s a special occasion. Not just everybody gets sorted.

Andrew: Yeah. By the way, me, my mom, and brother, we did this evening tour and there was just, like, five of us. It’s like, what’s the harm?

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: Come on, don’t you know I do MuggleCast? Come on…

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Andrew: …I need this picture of me being sorted.

Eric: Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am?

Andrew: Yeah. Do you know who I am? [laughs]

Micah: It’s clearly a policy, though, because I remember when I went with a friend, back when the exhibition was first in New York, and she tried taking pictures, and they went over to her and did the same thing, so… I don’t understand it, though, because the studio tour you can take as many pictures are you want.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: I mean, you see all the pictures that our friends have posted when they’ve gone over to visit. So, I don’t understand what the issue is for the exhibition because they’re not the original props, supposedly. I mean, they may be original in some sense but they’re not as authentic as what you would find at the studio tour, so who cares if people are taking photos of them? I mean, look, I can understand if people are going through they’re taking a photo of everything that they see. But to your point, if you’re there with five people and you’re kind of working your way through and there’s not many people around you, you should be able to take photos of whatever you want.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: I think it’s a fair point considering the studio tour does allow photos for the exhibition to also follow suit. The only thing I can think of is that it might be terms of the agreement for displaying those costumes and things.

Andrew: Yeah, I’m sure it’s probable with Warner Bros.

Eric: Maybe, but considering it’s a traveling exhibit and you’re not going to be able to see it – you can’t just go down the street and it will always be there – you should… I just think that photos should be allowed. I don’t know why that wouldn’t be.

Micah: Yup. It’s definitely weird, but some interesting notes that came along with this story and some of them may have touched on before but in the first and second films the wands looked quite plain and this was drastically changed in Prisoner of Azkaban when the wands were given distinctive shapes and carvings, reflecting the owner’s personality. Obviously we’ve heard a lot about this from the films over the years, that the wands were created specifically for the characters that were using them.

Andrew: Is that… I mean in the books you would think that they have some detail, or did JK Rowling never… I mean obviously she would describe the wands when people first got them.

Micah: Right.

Andrew: But I would think that the movie versions, what they became, were more of what you would expect to find in the actual books.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: I wonder if that was Alfonso’s touch?

Eric: That’s the thing, is that it says during Prisoner of Azkaban

Andrew: Right.

Eric: …this changed dramatically.

Andrew: Right.

Eric: And I was like, yeah of course it did because he changed everything.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Eric: But that’s why Hermione’s wand has leaves or vines up the side of it. I think that’s… maybe I’ve already ranted about this on a previous MuggleCast, but suffice to say I just think that the wands that they currently sell as being Hermione’s wand, Bellatrix’s wand, Voldemort’s wand… which is a bone. I just don’t think it’s very realistic in terms of…

Andrew: Really?

Eric: Yes.

Andrew: Oh, I love those.

Eric: Well, if you’re like ten-year-old Voldemort though, and you get… and Ollivander hands you the wand and it’s a skeletal bone like a femur or something, [laughs] don’t you think you’re destined to be this evil overpowering wizard? Like, do you really think that when he was that young…

Andrew: Yeah. Well, I just… I mean in terms of purchasing them it is cool to…

Eric: Oh, okay.

Andrew: …be able to see the differences. You know what I mean?

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: Mhm.

Eric: Well, I agree with that because if… to be honest, if they want to sell something it can’t just be plain.

Andrew: They can’t all look the same, other than the label.

Eric: Yeah, and how would you tell them apart?

Micah: Well, I seem to remember a story, probably from a couple of years ago, where they said that JK Rowling would actually sit down – I forget if it was with David Heyman, or one of the producers, or the director – and actually talk through what all of these wands look like for these specific characters. So… but I don’t know, Andrew, if they took on more the representation of the actors who were playing these characters or the characters themselves, so that might be an interesting question to ask. It also said that 17,000 hand-decorated and hand-labeled wand boxes filled Ollivander’s during filming, and his costume will actually be on display for the first time in front of his store in the studio tour. So, again, tying back to the stuff that hasn’t been featured up until this point.

Andrew: He… what was I going to say? Oh, in the movies, you know how… where was it? Someplace… oh, is it during… yeah, yeah, it’s on the actual studio tour, right? All the wands are on display, and each one has a name of a person, and they’re all crew and cast member names.

Micah: Right.

Andrew: Do you guys remember hearing that?

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah, I thought that was neat.

Micah: It is.

Andrew: Just a random fact.

Micah: Because you could take your wife, your kids, and go show them that your wand is sitting there with your name in this studio tour, which, I think, is kind of cool.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Show your family, show your friends. Hey, I worked on Harry Potter. Here’s the proof.

Andrew: What’s that?

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: Yeah, exactly. Exactly.


News: Alan Rickman and Michael Gambon Prank Daniel Radcliffe During Prisoner of Azkaban Filming


Micah: But the final story of this episode, related to news, is the fart prank machine, or the fart machine prank, however…

Eric: Why is this news? How is this news? [laughs]

Andrew: I didn’t put it in.

Micah: I put it in, which is probably to be expected.

Andrew: It’s true.

Micah: But the video of this, finally…

Andrew: It’s really funny.

Micah: …was released…

Andrew: Well yeah, I actually… I don’t know how this surfaced. It’s off the DVD, obviously, but I don’t think it’s ever been on the Internet until recently.

Micah: Right.

Andrew: And it was on one of the special feature DVDs. I assume… it may be new on Wizard’s Collection or something, I have no idea.

Micah: Mhm.

Eric: Right.

Andrew: But it was obviously shot during Prisoner of Azkaban, in the scene where Dan Radcliffe and everybody is sleeping in the Great Hall and Dumbledore and Snape are talking. And apparently Michael Gambon inserted a fart machine into [laughs] Michael Gambon… into Dan Radcliffe’s sleeping bag, and what ensued was really funny. I’ll play a clip really quick. I’ll just skip to the good part.

[Clip plays]

Andrew: That’s Alfonso talking.

[Clip continues to play]

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

[Clip ends]

Andrew: What’s really funny to me… first of all, yeah, this is the first time we’re seeing this footage as far as I know, but also, I just love how Michael Gambon continues rolling through the lines…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: …even while the farts are happening.

Eric: Yup.

Micah: Yup.

Andrew: [imitating Michael Gambon] “Even in our deepest dreams. Our deepest dreams.”

Eric: [imitating Michael Gambon] “The deepest waters.” [laughs]

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: So funny.

Micah: Which begs the question, I think…

Andrew: [laughs] What question could this possibly beg? Go ahead.

Micah: Will we ever see bloopers from this series?

Andrew: Oh. [laughs] Yeah, that’s true. We still haven’t seen the bloopers, have we? Oh no, I thought there was a blooper reel in that new thing that just came out.

Eric: I really don’t know.

Micah: Which new thing is that?

Andrew: Wizard’s Collection, right? Wizard’s Collection, that came out…

Eric: Wizard’s Collection?

Andrew: No? Maybe not.

Eric: Based on the write-up that we got from, just the product write-up of what the features were, the bloopers weren’t advertised. But it’s possible they were on the special hidden disk or the double hidden disc.

Micah: I don’t…

Andrew: I see there was a little blooper reel included with Prisoner… or sorry, with… what is this a part of? Yeah, this is a part of Harry Potter Wizard’s Collection, and it was this clip… it was basically just showing how Rupert couldn’t keep a straight face. So, that was kind of considered a Harry Potter blooper reel because it was just tons of clips of him screwing up during takes.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: But yeah, I think we all know what kind of blooper reel we’re looking for.

Micah: Something like we just heard, with Gambon.

Andrew: Yes. More farting, please.

Micah: Yeah. Why not? He’s an old man, I bet he farts a lot.

Eric: Oh God.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: Anyway…

Eric: [laughs] Does that conclude our news?

Micah: That does. What better way to conclude the news than talking about gas? Speaking of gas, our next…

Eric: Whoa.

Micah: No. [laughs]

Andrew: I don’t like…

Micah: That was a horrible transition. What’s that?

Eric: You can make that transition.

Micah: I can make that transition?

Eric: You can do that. You know what runs on gas, don’t you?

Micah: Well… or does it?

Eric: Or does it? Ooh, the Knight Bus.

Andrew: Or, is it out of gas?

Eric: Oh!

Micah: Boo.

[Andrew laughs]

MuggleCast 261 Transcript (continued)


Pottermore Discussion: The Knight Bus


Micah: But we wanted to talk a little bit about some of the things from Pottermore that were revealed in the first couple of chapters of Prisoner of Azkaban that we didn’t really get a chance to talk about in full detail on our last show. Our live show, right? It was live, I think?

Andrew: Yes, somewhat.

Eric: Yeah… [laughs]

Micah: [laughs] Somewhat live? It was, right? Year in review?

Andrew and Eric: Yeah.

Micah: All right. Well, the gas transition we were trying to make there has to deal with the Knight Bus, and we got some new information about it. It says that:

“[The Knight Bus] is a relatively modern invention in wizarding society, which sometimes (though it will rarely admit it) takes ideas from the Muggle world. The need for some form of transportation that could be used safely and discreetly by the underage or the infirm had been felt for a while and many suggestions had been made (sidecars on taxi-style broomsticks…”

Can you imagine that?

Eric: Mmm.

Andrew: Mm-mm.

Micah: No, that doesn’t seem to work.

Eric: No.

Micah: It barely works on Sirius’s motorbike. I can’t really see that.

Eric: I was going to say, that sidecar was a little… I don’t know. Maybe it was because Hagrid was sitting on it. I was skeptical.

Micah: But yeah, I don’t think it would work too well on a broomstick.

“…carrying baskets slung under Thestrals)…”

Is that a bit like a stork?

Eric: That would look weird because if you couldn’t see Thestrals you’d see the basket just hanging off of nothing.

Micah: That’s true. Maybe that’s why they decided not to do it.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: [continues]

“…all of them vetoed by the Ministry. Finally, Minister for Magic Dugald McPhail hit upon the idea of imitating the Muggles’ relatively new ‘bus service’ and in 1865, the Knight Bus hit the streets.”

Eric: Probably literally. She’s probably being very literal right there.

Micah: Mhm. Now, it says it was detested by purebloods because it was seen as a means of Muggle transportation. Any surprise there?

Eric: I get that. I see that.

Micah: No? No surprise?

Andrew: No, I don’t think so.

Eric: I see that.

Micah: And another piece of insight we got is that the driver and conductor of the Knight Bus in Prisoner of Azkaban are both named after JK Rowling’s grandfathers, Ernest and Stanley.

Eric: That’s cool.

Andrew: Now, that’s a surprise.

Micah: It’s a surprise?

Eric: It’s just something you’ve never heard before. Nobody is going to ask JK Rowling in an interview when there are questions like Sirius Black to ask her, “Well, how did you come up with the names of the conductor of the Knight Bus?” So, this is one of those fun facts that I think makes Pottermore a delight.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: But if you guys… honestly though, the question I have is, if you guys were JK Rowling, you were writing the Knight Bus and you had to name the conductor and the driver after your grandfathers, what would the characters names be?

Andrew: I don’t want to reveal that personal information.

Eric: Oh, okay. I’ll go first then. My driver and conductor would be Paul and Albert.

Andrew: Oh.

Eric: From what I understand. So…

Micah: Are those bus driver names?

Eric: I don’t know. Not as much as Ernest and Stanley. Paul and Albert. Micah, what would yours be?

Andrew: You’re just used to them now.

Eric: Yeah, that’s true. That’s very true.

Micah: Mine would be Fred and Morris.

Eric: Fred and Morris. Yeah, those are bus driver names.

Andrew: Morris? Mine would be Gunter and something else I can’t remember off the top of my head right now.

Eric: Oh, that’s okay.

Andrew: I can’t believe I can’t remember it, but…

Eric: Yeah, no, it happens. I had to think really hard about mine.

Andrew: Tom. That’s it.

Eric: Gunter and Tom?

Andrew: Yeah, see?

Eric: Fred and Morris…

Andrew: Tom is a bus driver’s name.

Micah: That’s true.

Eric: But anyway, that was fun. Yeah, the Knight Bus – I guess we saw it again after Book 3, but I think it was during a crazy time in Book 7 so I don’t really have much recollection of it. But it was interesting to read this about it because I like the extra info, and you just don’t hear about it. People don’t take the Knight Bus to get places – really, only Harry did that one time – but things like the Floo Network are just much more preferred, I guess.

Micah: I wonder if it has a specific route that it takes. I know it can randomly pick people up, but does it have a normal route that it takes?

Eric: Probably not.

Micah: No?

Eric: Because isn’t it that if you stick your wand arm out, somehow they find you right away, no matter where you’re going? So, I would say it’s just need-based. It’s always traveling because somebody always needs it, but I don’t think it would be the kind of bus that would take you from the Wal-Mart to the movie theater. I don’t know.


Pottermore Discussion: Boggarts


Micah: All right, well that wraps it up with the Knight Bus. Another area that we learned more about – well, not really an area, but somewhat of a creature – is a Boggart. And not too much new information there, other than the fact that… we know that they can be made to disappear, but more will inevitably arise to take their place.

Eric: That’s creepy.

Micah: Yeah, so you don’t really ever get rid of them, I guess.

Eric: Lupin left that out of his lesson. I think that would have been pretty darn scary. [laughs] “You can explode a Boggart, but eventually five more are just going to show up under your bed, kid. Enjoy.”

Micah: Exactly. So, it’s kind of like… what would be the equivalent? She says there’s no equivalent in the Muggle world, in our world, but there has to be because she had to have gotten it from somewhere.

Eric: [laughs] Just that JK Rowling cranium.

Andrew: Her mind is always… yeah.

Eric: 24-carat crystal.

[Micah laughs]

Eric: But I always thought… the interesting thing was that I always thought that Boggarts were modeled after the familiar childhood feeling of having a monster in your closet, you know?

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: You feel that there’s a… or under your bed. “There’s a monster under my bed!” You don’t want to look, you can’t see it, and if you did see it, wouldn’t it be clever if it were the very thing that you’re fearing? So, I always thought there was a connection there. But actually – according to Pottermore – apparently there’s actually not. That is…

Micah: Well, it does say that they’re generated and kept around by human emotion.

Eric: Well, that’s interesting.

Micah: So, I guess a depressed area would be something that would call for that kind of creature to be around.

Eric: It’s like fear creates it. That’s kind of cool.

Micah: One of the things that she did, I’ll just run through real quickly, was name some famous Boggarts.

Eric: Stop me if you’ve heard of any of these famous Boggarts. [laughs]

Micah: Yeah.

“The Old Boggle of Canterbury (believed by local Muggles to be a mad, cannibalistic hermit that lived in a cave; in reality a particularly small Boggart that had learnt how to make the most of echoes… echoes).”

Eric: [laughs] That’s funny.

Micah: There’s also:

“The Bludgeoning Boggart of Old London Town (a Boggart that had taken on the form of a murderous thug that prowled the back streets of nineteenth-century London, but which could be reduced to a hamster with one simple incantation).”

Eric: You know, this one – the phrasing of nineteenth-century London – makes me think late nineteenth-century London, which was around the 1880s, where Jack the Ripper was going around. But I somehow don’t think the stories are connected. I just wondered if she was trying to say that Jack the Ripper was a Boggart because they never caught him. So it’s kind of an interesting, perhaps plausible, idea, but I guess more would need to be known.

Andrew: I don’t get why these are famous Boggarts, though.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: What made them famous? Was this all the info she put, or did she have more?

Micah: No, this was it.

Andrew: Hmm.

Micah: This is how she listed them. So…

Eric: Maybe one of them is Jack the Ripper.

Micah: I think it’s just that people are thinking that they’re something that they’re really not.

Andrew: Mmm.

Micah: That they kind of create these… I guess similar to what we would call old wives tales.

Andrew: Mmm.

Micah: And then, the final one that she listed was:

“The Screaming Bogey of Strathtully (a Scottish Boggart that had fed on the fears of local Muggles to the point that it had become an elephantine black shadow with glowing white eyes, but which Lyall Lupin of the Ministry of Magic eventually trapped in a matchbox).”

So that’s a real Boggart. An actual example, I guess, as opposed to the others. But Lupin, the name Lupin, creeps up…

Eric: Sounds familiar!

Micah: …in this description. I wonder what the relation is. Father? Mother?

Eric: Oh, I imagine it would be maybe…

Micah: Grandfather?

Eric: …a few generations back.

Micah: Is Lyall a… is that a male name? Female name?

Andrew: That’s a male name.

Eric: Spelled that way it looks more feminine, but I’m not an expert, and I think it would probably still be a dude.

Micah: Mhm.

Eric: Lyall.

Micah: So, I guess the question we could ask – and I don’t know that this question has ever been asked on the show – is what would our Boggarts be? And more specifically, what would we use to get rid of them?

Andrew: My Boggart would be you, Micah.

Micah: [laughs] I scare you that much?

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Yeah. And to… what? To get rid of you, I would…

Micah: It’s got to be funny, right?

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Or a happy memory. No…

Andrew: I would think of all of Jamie’s British jokes and that would get rid of you.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: Got it.

Eric: I don’t know what mine is. You’ve got to…

Andrew: That’s really personal, Micah. I don’t appreciate these personal questions. What would your Boggart be?

Micah: Hey, Eric asked the names of your grandfathers.

Eric: [laughs] That wasn’t personal.

Andrew: You’re basically the same person, you two. What would yours be, Micah?

Micah: It would probably be something related to… I think snakes. I’m not a big fan of snakes.

Andrew: Mmm.

Micah: So… I don’t know if that’s my deepest fear, though.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: So…

Eric: Eh. My Boggart – I’ve just thought of this – would be one of the creatures from the movie Prometheus. Literally any one of them.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: I recently re-watched that movie and they’re all terrifying creatures.

Andrew: I haven’t seen it. I’ve heard similar things like that, though.

Eric: Yeah. You must, though. It’s a good film and it looks great on Blu-ray.

Andrew: Onward, Micah. Onward.

Micah: Speaking of onward, sounds like something Sir Cadogan would say. [laughs] Doesn’t it?

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: Come on, I’m trying to transition here!

Eric: Ooh, this is good.


Pottermore Discussion: Sir Cadogan


Micah: The last piece of Pottermore information that we didn’t really touch on too much on last episode was Sir Cadogan, and we were told that he belonged in Gryffindor House, and he had a wizard father and a witch mother, so he is in fact a pureblood. Keeping it pure. Surprising he wasn’t in Slytherin, then.

Eric: Hmm.

Micah: But interesting, it says that he was supposedly one of the Knights of the Round Table, but a lesser-known one…

[Eric laughs]

Micah: …and that he was actually good buds with Merlin. Who knew?

Eric: Oh.

Andrew: Hmm.

Eric: So, then…

Andrew: Merlin the show?

[Eric laughs]

Micah: Yes, he will appear…

Andrew: That’s crazy.

Micah: …occasionally on that show, yes.

Eric: So when somebody says, “Merlin’s beard!” in front of the portrait of Sir Cadogan, he’ll be able to describe it down to its very detail.

Micah: Yeah, I would think so.

Eric: “Well, actually, Merlin’s beard was quite short. It was more of a goatee, really.” Or something like that.

Micah: But he’s been left out of the stories…

Eric: Of course.

Micah: …that have come to be known about King Arthur. Of course.

Eric: That always happens. That always happens. This reminds me a lot of Monty Python’s The Life of Brian which is like, born in the stable next door to where Jesus was born is Brian and he lives his whole life being mistaken for the Messiah and his mother is like, [speaking in a female voice] “He’s no Messiah! He’s a very naughty boy.” [back to normal voice] This reminds me of that tale, though. A case of mistaken identity or somebody who is really the underdog throughout life.

Micah: Right. But while he was left out of our version of the story, he was included in the wizarding version. It says that:

“These tales reveal him to be hot-headed and peppery, and brave to the point of foolhardiness, but a good man in a corner.”

Andrew: Hmm.

Eric: Hmm.

Micah: So if you are ever in a corner, call Sir Cadogan, I guess.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: And then it kind of details out how he came to be with the pony that shows up in the picture inside of Hogwarts. It says that:

“[His] most famous encounter was with the Wyvern of Wye, a dragonish creature that was terrorizing the West Country. At their first encounter, the beast ate Sir Cadogan’s handsome steed, bit his wand in half and melted his sword and visor.”

[Eric laughs]

Micah: [continues]

“Unable to see through the steam rising from his melting helmet, Sir Cadogan barely escaped with his life. However, rather than running away, he staggered into a nearby meadow, grabbed a small, fat pony grazing there, leapt upon it and galloped back towards the wyvern with nothing but his broken wand in his hand, prepared to meet a valiant death.”

Andrew: How dramatic.

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: Very dramatic.

Micah: [continues]

“The creature lowered its fearsome head to swallow Sir Cadogan and the pony whole, but the splintered and misfiring wand pierced its tongue, igniting the gassy fumes rising from its stomach and causing the wyvern to explode.”

[Eric laughs]

Micah: So, he’s a hero!

Eric: He’s a hero!

Andrew: Gotta love him.

Micah: And that’s how he got his fat pony.

Eric: And now all he gets to do is…

Micah: And alone? Is that what you said?

Andrew: I said, “Gotta love him.”

Micah: Oh, gotta love him. [laughs]

Eric: Now he gets to show kids how to get to the tower, the Divination Tower.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Eric: But…

Micah: It was also mentioned in there that he had a fair number of children, I think. Like fifteen or seventeen children, if I remember.

Eric: [laughs] As you do.

Micah: [laughs] So… but that’s kind of… that’s the kind of stuff I think that people are interested in Pottermore for.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: Right, Andrew?

Andrew: Me, personally, I’m still waiting for the more shocking information to come out.

[Micah laughs]

Eric: Yes, Aunt Marge’s…

Micah: Like about…

Andrew: Well, yeah, okay. Let’s say not even Aunt Marge admitting she’s a lesbian, or coming out as a lesbian.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: Just something… I don’t know, just more factoids. [groans]

Eric: Yeah, do you think this is too all ages, this content?

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: I see that. I see that.

Andrew: Well, it’s just basic. It’s not… I think JK Rowling has to go pull out some true gems. She has to have some real gems that will rock the fandom. It doesn’t have to be sexuality claims or anything like that. I’m sure there’s something. Anyway, it’s time now for a new game here on MuggleCast called Would You Rather.


Would You Rather


Micah: Yeah. It was… I think it was submitted by a user last year some time. We did it on one episode, and it was pretty well received. So, we asked the question on Twitter and got some interesting questions.

Andrew: Micah, would you rather throw a surprise party for Voldemort or marry Bellatrix Lestrange? That’s from Amanda.

Micah: I’d rather… well, what happens if you throw a surprise party for Voldemort?

Eric: He gets… he’s so surprised.

Andrew: He gives you an awkward hug.

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Micah: He gives you an awkward hug? I would marry Bellatrix Lestrange.

Andrew: Yeah, I would too. She’s sexy, through and through.

Eric: [laughs] Oh, gosh. Yeah, I agree. What if you surprise Voldemort so much that he kills you because he hates surprises? Sounds like you’d have a better chance marrying Bellatrix Lestrange, which sounds weird.

Andrew: Yeah. Eric, would you rather – this is from Tyler – spend a weekend with Dudley or with Kreacher?

Eric: Wow, that’s a good question. Probably Kreacher, just because he’s another being, another creature I’d like to know a little bit more about how house-elves operate.

Andrew: Yeah, and he’s kind of like a pet, whereas Dudley is not a pet.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Except to Vernon and… Vernon and Petunia.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: I agree with your choice as well.

Eric: So, Andrew, would you rather listen to a Mandrake crying, supposing it didn’t kill you, or would you rather listen to Umbridge say, “Hem hem,” for an hour straight?

Andrew: And that was from Rebecca. I would say the Umbridge thing because I like… I used to love Umbridge as a character, and the Mandrake cry is just so piercing and annoying.

Eric: Yeah, it is.

Andrew: That’s a good question, though.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: And…

Micah: I like your logic.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: And then, finally, from Michelle: would you rather meet the Harry Potter cast or meet JK Rowling?

Micah: Good question, Michelle.

Andrew: JK Rowling.

Micah: JK Rowling.

Andrew: She started it all.

Eric: I’m going to agree.

Andrew: I’ve already met the Harry Potter cast. [laughs]

Eric: I was going to say, I’ve already met JK Rowling. [laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, so we have… it depends. I think the question is for anybody who… if you’ve never done one or the other, then…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: …you either pick JK Rowling or… I would have picked JK Rowling.

Eric: I would pick JK Rowling, too, just because of the opportunity to thank her for… I’m sure she gets it all the time, but just the books.

Micah: Yup.

Eric: That is how that’s played!

Micah: I think we agreed pretty much on everything.

Andrew: Yeah, we kind of did actually. So…

Eric: Well, keep them coming.

Andrew: …develop more questions.

Eric: We should ask the listeners, keep them coming. At any point you can email us, tweet us, your Would You Rather’s.

MuggleCast 261 Transcript (continued)


Muggle Mail: Harry and Sirius


Andrew: It’s time for Muggle Mail now. This first email comes from Erica, 16, of Canada. She writes:

“Hey, guys. I found your site last school year. Listening to your Chapter-by-Chapter of ‘Prisoner of Azkaban’ deepened my love for the series. I always loved the books. I grew up…”

Do you pay attention in school?

“I grew up with them, but you guys caused my obsession. Anyways, I just wanted to ask if you guys think Harry…”

What is happening here in this email?

Eric: This is weird. I think it was…

Micah: [laughs] I don’t think she used punctuation.

Eric: No, she did use punctuation, but in all the wrong places. I think this was dictated. I think either Siri is writing it or maybe it’s the Canadian dialect and Siri can’t pick up on it. But there’s periods in the middle of…

Andrew: Oh, I see. Okay.

“Anyways, I just wanted to ask if you guys think Harry would have let Sirius go on the Horcrux hunt. Though he didn’t let Lupin go, I find it doubtful that Sirius would have let him go alone. I just always thought Harry would have told Sirius about the hunt. Just wondered what you guys think. P.S. Love you, Andrew.”

[laughs] Thank you.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Oh, I get it. Siri, Sirius. Is that what that joke was before, you guys?

Eric: No, no. It wasn’t even a joke.

Andrew: Oh.

Eric: It was just it looked like it had been transcribed from somewhere, like a translator or something…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: …that put in all these periods.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: But anyway, yeah, I think Sirius totally would have gone with on the Horcrux hunt, especially he would have seen it as a calling because his brother did. Once it was learned what Regulus Black did, Sirius would have been like, “Man, my brother wasn’t an asshole. I got to live up to… I got to honor him.” So, I think it would have been a big deal.

Micah: Yeah, I think the difference with Lupin is that Harry is very concerned with the fact that he’s not giving enough attention to Tonks and their newborn child, and I think he sees a lot of… potentially what happened to him could potentially happen to… even though it eventually does happen…

[Eric laughs]

Micah: …but happen to Teddy. You know what I mean?

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: He’s seen the fact that if Lupin is going out, running around with him trying to find Horcruxes, it puts him at great risk. And he doesn’t want really to have that happen, where I think he looks at Sirius of being not as much of a parental figure but more of a peer, and…

Eric: And a rogue.

Micah: And a rogue, yeah. And I think that he would like the idea of having Sirius accompany him to look for Horcruxes.

Eric: Yeah, that’s a good point.


Muggle Mail: Horcrux Inside Harry


Andrew: This next email comes from Jean, 41, of California.

Micah: Neighbor of yours?

Andrew: Yeah, in fact.

“Hey, MuggleNet. My son, Chris, age 10, wants to know: how come the Horcrux inside Harry is not destroyed in his first visit to the Chamber of Secrets when the basilisk venom gets into his body? Until Fawkes arrives and uses his healing phoenix tears to cure Harry, it seems like the venom is enough to kill him. Is this a mistake on JK Rowling’s part, like she hadn’t yet planned out what Horcruxes were going to be, or is there some other explanation?”

Now, we have a thing here from… where did this come from, exactly? I assume…

Micah: I called JK Rowling.

Andrew: Oh, I see.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: And I transcribed exactly what she had to say. Do you want me to read it?

Andrew: So, where did this come from, really?

Micah: This came from JK Rowling, either from her website or from an interview with JK Rowling.

Andrew: Okay.

Micah: One of the two. I can’t remember.

Andrew: Go ahead, tell us what it says.

Micah: She had said either in an interview or on her website:

“I have been asked that a lot. Harry was exceptionally fortunate in that he had Fawkes. So before he could be destroyed without repair, which is what is necessary to destroy a Horcrux, he was mended. However, I made sure that Fawkes wasn’t around the second time a Horcrux got stabbed by a basilisk fang, so the poison did its work and it was irreparable within a short period of time. I established early in the book, Hermione says that you destroy a Horcrux by using something so powerful that there’s no remedy. But she does say there is a remedy for basilisk poison, but, of course, it has to be administered immediately. And when they stab the cup later – boy, I’m really blowing this for anyone who hasn’t finished the book – there’s Fawkes, is my answer. And thank you for giving me a chance to say that because people have argued that quite a lot.”

Andrew: Interesting.

Micah: So, it was just timing, I guess. Fawkes just happened to be there and saved Harry in the nick of time, and by doing so…

Eric: But because he didn’t die…

Micah: Right.

Eric: …it removed….

Micah: By doing so, he preserved the Horcrux.

Andrew: Just in the nick of time.


Muggle Mail: Weird Places To Listen


Andrew: All right, and the last email is Hannah, 23. “Weird Places to Listen.”

“Hi, MuggleCast. I am a brand new listener and I love the show! I listened to all the episodes you have on iTunes over the last few weeks, and now I’m going back and started from the beginning. I heard your ‘Weird Places to Listen’ segment, and didn’t know if my contribution would count. I work for the US Department of Homeland Security, Immigration and Customs Enforcement, and I listen to your podcast nonstop at work (along with Hunger Games Chat and Onceable).”

Those are podcasts on Hypable.

“Thank you for the amazing show and hours of entertainment! I’m so glad Selina is on the show now – she’s great, and it’s nice to have a girl’s perspective.”

Well, not today, but yes, normally it is.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: She’s actually away this weekend, so…

Eric: The US Department of Homeland Security.

Micah: Wow.

Andrew: Yeah, that’s pretty cool.

Eric: She could tell us more, but she’d have to kill us. The rest of her email…

Andrew: Immigration and Customs.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: That’s important work, and very… they let you in and out of the country.

Eric: Oh, man. I hope I get her next time I have to come into the country. [laughs]

Andrew: Yeah.

[Micah laughs]


Listener Tweets: Horcruxes


Andrew: And then, finally, we have some tweets. We asked people on Twitter: what item close to you would you choose to put your soul into for protection? We asked that on Twitter.com/MuggleCast. And, Eric, what were the responses?

Eric: So, this one is from Energezer. Energezer says:

“I would put it back in my body, thank you very much. #NotVoldy”

So, okay. Kind of skirted around the question.

Micah: Play along, Energezer!

Eric: Play along, Energezer! Paige Kunkel says:

“My class ring.”

Kathryn White says:

“If I put my soul into my chocolate, what would happen when someone ate it?”

Fair question. Janaki:

“My guinea pig?”

[Micah laughs]

Eric: [continues]

“Just kidding, my ‘Order of the Phoenix’ book. I mean, I have two copies. What else would I use it for?”

Cassidy Tilden says:

“A slinky. Good luck destroying that.”

[laughs] And then Selina participated in our Twitter question. Selina Wilken says:

“Trick question. It’s already in my laptop.”

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: So, if you ever feel you pour your soul into your computer, there you go. And we actually had a very famous Twitter response from Rohan Gotobed, who said:

“A penguin if one was waddling around my street. After all, who would hurt a penguin?”

Andrew: Excuse my ignorance, who is Rohan? Was he one of the kids in the Epilogue?

Eric: He’s young Sirius Black, isn’t he?

Andrew: Oh, okay.

Micah: Yes.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: How easy is that for his mom, though? I mean, that must be funny every night.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: What? Oh, Gotobed. “Rohan, go to bed!” Anyway…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: So again, [laughs] just reminding people, the question is: what object would you put your soul into? Beccaaaaa says:

“My cat…”

Or no. [unintelligible] Beccaaaaa says:

“I’m not telling you that, then you would find it!”

Kelly Sorge says…

Andrew: Good point.

Eric: [continues]

“Like a football…”

Yeah.

“…or a dolphin.”

Nicole Soor says:

“In my iPod, so it has the company of all my MuggleCast podcasts.”

Andrew: Aww!

Eric: And I’m just going to read a few more. We got so many. Thank you guys for participating. I’m going to read, like, three more. Taylor Griffen says:

“A Tracfone. Those things are impossible to destroy.”

M&M says:

“Chapstick. If I can’t find that son of a gun, no one else would be able to.”

And Jaelin – this is probably my favorite one – says:

“The Declaration of Independence. Security will never know what they’re really protecting.”

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: I like that.

Eric: That’s fun. [laughs] So thanks, guys. We’ll try and pump out some more Twitter questions randomly throughout the next couple of weeks until our next episode.


Voicemail: Profound Effects of Harry Potter


Andrew: Okay, well I believe that is MuggleCast… oh, it sounds like you want to say something.

Eric: Just about the voicemail.

Andrew: Oh right, the voicemail. Yeah, okay. So, here’s the voicemail. Let’s listen in.

[Sounds of mic popping]

Andrew: Whoa.

[Audio]: Hi, MuggleCast staff. My name is Matthew. I’m calling from Nashville, Tennessee, with a question. Now that the series, both literary and film, is complete, I found myself – like many others, I’m sure – having a difficult time dealing with the end of it all. I often ask myself as a true-color fan, what am I supposed to do now? How am I supposed to just say goodbye to something I enjoyed so much for ten years? And furthermore, what is it about the series that has captivated me so? So Andrew, Eric, Selina, and Micah, how would each of you articulate why Harry Potter has had such a profound effect on your lives? Just what is it about this series that caused it to become such a phenomenon to us all? Thanks for your continued, hard-working podcast. I think it’s brilliant, and so are all of you. Cheers.

Andrew: That was really deep.

Eric: Yeah, right? I love this because we asked for voicemails just the other day – I will repeat the hotline in a minute – but that was the only one we got so far, and it was just really, I thought, well spoken, asking us about the end. Geez.

Micah: Why it’s had such a profound effect?

Eric: Yeah, and what’s he supposed to do now?

Andrew: Well, everybody has their own different reasons as to why it has had a profound effect.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: It may be friends. It may just be really connecting with the story. It may be giving you inspiration maybe to write yourself or to be a better reader or read more. There’s lots of different reasons, but I think the general consensus is that it all has to do with the great story that she wrote and the wonderful characters and the fandom that’s surrounded it as well.

Micah: Yup.

Andrew: There’s no one answer.

Eric: Agreed.

Micah: I agree, and I think that… he asked why has it had such a profound effect on him. I don’t know that we can answer that question. Only he can answer that question.

Eric: Look deep inside yourself.

Micah: Yeah. I think it ties into everything that you just said, Andrew. I think that for a lot of people, it was growing up with the book series, and that’s kind of a very unique situation, something that I don’t think we will probably ever see in our lifetime ever again, to have that kind of cultural phenomenon. And I think the fact that you could connect with so many different types of people, irregardless of all the things that get listed, whether it’s gender, religion, any kind of background, I think that it crossed all sorts of barriers. And everybody enjoyed it, with the exception of people like Laura Mallory.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: But I think that any time you have something like that, you’re going to have people try and capitalize negatively in some way. But I just think that that’s what makes it so different than anything else. And, like you said, the friendships, the fact that all of us met through this, and here we are still talking eight years later. And we’ve had a good ride and got to go to a lot of places and meet a lot of great people as a result of it, and… I don’t really know what else to say. I think you’re right, I think it’s different for each person.

Eric: Now, as to what you do now, share it with somebody else!

Andrew: You can also…

Eric: Find somebody who hasn’t read Harry Potter.

Andrew: Mhm.

Eric: Give them the books.

Andrew: I don’t know how much of a reader you are, but you can also read other books as well that you’ll find just as, perhaps, enlightening or exciting or moving, et cetera. So…

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: So what is that voicemail number, Micah – or Eric – for people who want to…

Eric: Yeah, so that voicemail number is (323) 984-8547. That comes directly to us, and you can leave us any comments at all, any questions, thoughts, theories, as long as it has to do with Harry Potter. We will get it, and we’ll play it on the show in a future segment. It just feels really good to have voicemails back, I think, in terms of hearing a fan voice on the show or a listener voice, you know?

Micah: Yup.

Eric: So, that’s good!


Show Close


Andrew: And also, a couple of plugs here, along with the website. I brought up on last month’s episode that I’ve been living a secret life [laughs] as a weekly podcaster…

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: …which is what we used to do with MuggleCast, with this podcast called HYPE. It’s about to get a different, slight name change, but the podcast is called HYPE. You can visit HYPEPodcast.com. We do four episodes, $3.99 a month. Pop culture stuff, world news stuff… just life as young adults, that kind of thing. And I don’t mean that in a corny way. That just sounded corny. We talk about…

Micah: Perhaps talking about the new Star Wars movies.

Andrew: Yeah, yeah, stuff like that. And that Manti Te’o thing.

Micah: Fiasco?

Andrew: I meant to ask you to come on, but we recorded it in the morning. Yeah, the catfishing situation, where he got duped. He was living an online relationship that was fake. The girlfriend was fake.

Eric: Whoa!

Andrew: So we talked about stuff like that, just crazy stuff like that. And pop culture like Star Wars, like you were saying. Anyway, go to HYPEPodcast.com. You can listen to a couple of samples, and you can also sign up.

Micah: Yeah. And while we’re plugging, I’ll do a quick plug for Game of Owns, specifically because three of the hosts of this podcast – Eric, Selina, and myself, along with Zack Luye – do a weekly – or thrice-weekly, I guess you could say…

Eric: Thrice!

Micah: …depending on how you want to look at it – podcast about the Song of Ice and Fire series. The TV show is coming back on March 31st, so we’re gearing up for that. We have a lot of fun with it. We’re allowed to use language a little bit more age-appropriate than we are on MuggleCast, so you have that to look forward to. And obviously the content is much, much different than what you would see in the Harry Potter series, unless, of course, you’re reading fan fiction. So check it out, GameofOwns.com, Game of Owns on Twitter, Facebook… you know the deal.

Andrew: Did you guys see those new pictures that came out yesterday?

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Twenty-three hi-res Game of Thrones photos.

Eric: Totally awesome.

Andrew: Yeah. All right, so visit MuggleCast.com. You can click on “Contact Us” at the top to send us some Muggle Mail. You’ll also find our Twitter, Twitter.com/MuggleCast, Facebook.com/MuggleCast, and our fan Tumblr which is MuggleCast.Tumblr.com. Then you can also… what else can you do? Oh, go on iTunes. Rate and review us. Just go to the iTunes store…

Micah: Nothing less than five stars is acceptable.

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Andrew: Yeah, we don’t want your four-star reviews. No, you can be honest. I see a nice review here:

“Andrew is a sellout. One star.”

So, that’s nice.

[Micah laughs]

Eric: Oh, come on.

Andrew: But that was back in July, so things have changed by then, let’s hope. [laughs]

Eric: You’re much less of a sellout now. [laughs]

Andrew: The only reviews are the problems about me, apparently. There’s a four-star review… oh no, sorry, three-star review, and it’s complaining that the Twilight podcast isn’t coming out anymore.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: So if you want to complain about me, just go into the iTunes store and write a less-than-five-star review. But if you like the show and everything that we do, you can leave a five-star review.

Micah: Now, do they have reviews going way back to 2005?

Andrew: Oh yeah, there’s everything here. Yeah.

Micah: Oh, wow. That’s cool.

Andrew: Yeah. I always sort it by most recent to see what new…

Micah: Oh, okay.

Andrew: But yeah, you can sort by most helpful and you will see reviews from 2005. Those are the first ones that show up.

Micah: That’s awesome. And you can always check out our transcripts section. We do have all of our episodes transcribed. There’s a huge library there. I think we’re almost up to date, at least through Episode 259. So, if you want to read what we say [laughs] every episode… I know that it’s been very useful for people who for whatever reason can’t download the show or are hearing impaired, they like to be able to go online and read the transcripts of the show.

Eric: What I like about it, also, is the transcripts section has that thing in front where it has all the interviews that we’ve had, with people’s thumbnail for their headshot…

Micah: Yup.

Eric: …so they can easily navigate to all the different interviews we’ve conducted throughout the years, which is very nice.

Micah: Yeah, if there’s a specific interview that you want to listen to, as Eric mentioned, they are all featured there, from David Yates to David Heyman to Oliver Phelps to Warwick Davis, the five hundred times he’s been on this show.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: They’re all there, and some of them are really good. It’s some of our… in my opinion, some of the best stuff that we’ve done over the years on the podcast. And something else I always hear is that people who don’t speak English as a first language often will go to the transcripts to help better understand what it is that we’re saying. I don’t think, though, that we’re always the best example [laughs] for proper use of the English language, but who cares?

[Show music begins]

Eric: [laughs] I will say that the transcribers probably did a very accurate job. So, making that clear.

Micah: Yup.

Andrew: Absolutely. All right, thanks everybody for listening and we’ll see you next time for Episode 262. I’m Andrew Sims.

Eric: I’m Eric Scull.

Micah: And I’m Micah Tannenbaum.

Eric: Bye, everybody.

Andrew: Goodbye.

Micah: Bye.

[Show music continues]

Transcript #260

MuggleCast 260 Transcript


Show Intro


[Show music begins]

Andrew: This week’s episode is brought to you by Audible.com. Audible is the leading provider of audiobooks, with more than 75,000 downloadable titles across all types of literature, including fiction, non-fiction, and periodicals. For a free audiobook of your choice, go to AudiblePodcast.com/MuggleCast.

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Andrew: Welcome to MuggleCast Episode 260. It is our end of the year show and it’s an exciting time because we haven’t been… we try to do these every month now, but we kind of got… we skipped November. It sort of just… not on purpose, it just sort of slipped by us. Our last episode was the end of October, and now we’re back. And for fun, since it’s the end of the year, we thought, well, why don’t we stream it on Google Hangout and on YouTube? And it’s working good so far. I love Google Hangout. Micah has no… Eric has no accessories today, but Micah has a Dr. Seuss hat.

[Fanfare sound effect plays]

Andrew: And we have sound effects, and I have glasses and a Santa hat, but the Santa hat is real.

Micah: The glasses are cool. They kind of pop out every time you move.

Eric: Move forward.

Andrew: It’s really high-tech, it’s cool. Google did a good job with this. So what we’re going to do, we have some news to catch up on today and we’re going to recall some MuggleCast Moments of the Year, and Eric has compiled the Top 7 Harry Potter Moments of 2012, and we’re going to talk about what we have to look forward to in 2013. And at the end of the show, Micah has an announcement which I am excited for. I can’t guess what it is, so this is very exciting. And…

Micah: I don’t even know what it is.

Andrew: [laughs] You’re going to shock the world. I think you’re going to profess your love for Eric and I. I think that’s what it is.

Micah: Well, that’s a given. I thought that was already known.

Eric: I’ve been waiting. I’ve been waiting for that.

Andrew: You do that at the end of every show. [laughs] So Micah, what is in the news this month, for the last time in 2012, for our seventh year?


News: First Seven Chapters of Pottermore Book 3 Released


Micah: Well, Pottermore is in the news, and not for bad reasons.

Eric: Oh.

Micah: I know that normally we like to dwell on Pottermore just a little bit. But the Prisoner of Azkaban book finally released – the first seven chapters, appropriately – and we got some new information from JK Rowling. A lot more than what I remember from the first set of chapters in Chamber of Secrets. And I could be wrong, but…

Andrew: Yeah. No, I think you’re right. And I figured they’re releasing more chapters in larger batches now because there are more chapters in Prisoner of Azkaban. That would make sense, right?

Micah: That makes sense.

Andrew: Yeah. And so, hopefully… I was going through it when it opened up, and I was surprised that there was seven because I kept going and going and it wasn’t ending, and I was like, oh, well this is nice. So, I guess in the future – maybe I’m thinking they’ll want to do four releases a year, four or five releases a year. So, with the bigger books that will mean more chapters per release.

Eric: Very much so. And that’s exciting. I mean, judging by what I heard of the content so far, it’s tremendous.

Andrew: Yeah, it’s not bad. I’m pulling up the breakdown right now that I did. We got a lot of new content from JK Rowling, which is what I’ve said time and time again on this show, and I think everybody is in agreement that’s one of the better features of Pottermore, is that we get new information related to the world thanks to JK Rowling.

Eric: Yes.

Andrew: She spoke about Aunt Marge, she spoke about the Knight Bus, she talked about [attempts to pronounce] Sir Cadogan… Cadogan?

Eric: I’ve always said Cadogan.

Andrew: Yeah, I think that sounds right. Professor Kettleburn, [laughs] which I forgot existed.

Eric: In case you were wondering about him, you know?

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: There’s some stuff.

Andrew: That may be the smallest thing she’s released.

Eric: The sleeper surprise.

Andrew: Right. And then finally Boggarts she released information on.

Eric: Yes.

Micah: You mean you don’t go to Pottermore just to collect the Chocolate Frog cards?

Andrew: [laughs] No, though I’m always clicking around the scenes to try to find the hidden stuff.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: And I like it because once your mouse is hovering near something, it starts doing the sound effects, so you get an idea of… that you’re getting close to something that you can pick up. But, okay, [laughs] you know how I used to preach the whole pets thing? Like, Pottermore should have…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: …pets, to get people to come back a lot. Now, I think JK Rowling needs to start dropping giant bombs in these new character profiles because for example: Aunt Marge, I was reading through that, and I was praying that she was going to reveal Aunt Marge was a lesbian.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: Wouldn’t that have been exciting?

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: There would have been all these headlines in the news, “JK Rowling Outs Another Character,” and it would have brought more people into Pottermore! But, unfortunately, there wasn’t any real shockers about Aunt Marge, but I think she could have passed as a lesbian, right?

Eric: I was peeking through the Boggarts reveal kind of information, and I was surprised that she didn’t just admit that the monster under the bed, or monster in the closet that children fear, has something to do with the Boggart. I always drew that connection because the kid always thinks there’s something under the bed, or always thinks there’s something in the closet – I did when I was a kid – and I just always thought the Boggart was kind of reminiscent of that, or the wizard answer to that. But when I read, she didn’t seem to admit that at all. In fact, she said that they’re half alive and are only like poltergeists, and don’t exactly… it just didn’t seem to be at all what I thought.

Andrew: So, what were you expecting?

Eric: Well, I was expecting it to be… she said, “Muggles can’t see them.” But then that right there removes my theory, that…

Andrew: Oh.

Eric: …it’s like the monster under the bed. You know what I’m saying?

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: But I guess in the way that they can’t see Dementors either.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: They can just feel their effects sometimes.

Andrew: Right.

Eric: I don’t know. I always just thought there was a distinct relation between the monster under the bed and Boggarts, but…

Micah: I’m just wondering how we got from Aunt Marge being a lesbian to Boggarts.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Well, it’s…

Micah: How did that transition occur?

Eric: It’s just me bringing it back around there, Micah. It’s just me bringing it.

Andrew: Yeah, Eric decided to take a serious approach to Pottermore.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Selina is joining us now, by the way. Hello, Selina.

Selina: Hello! Hi guys!

Andrew: Hi.

Eric: Selina, we got an email from you this morning…

Andrew: Could you just unplug your power?

Selina: Yup, just did. Is that better?

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: We got an email from you this morning saying you had lost your voice.

Selina: No, you didn’t.

Eric: Yes, I did.

Selina: No, you didn’t.

Micah: Yeah, we did.

Eric: Yeah, Micah got it too.

Selina: From who?

Eric: It was from you!

Selina: No!

Micah: From October 22nd, I think.

Selina: Oh. [laughs]

Micah: I think it sent… it resent an old email.

Selina: Really?

Micah: Yeah.

Selina: That’s so random.

Andrew: I’m so confused.

Selina: Well, I haven’t, really.

Eric: I like your party hat.

Selina: Thank you! I’m looking for more stuff. This is so fun.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: And are you celebrating?

Eric: What are you celebrating?

[Prolonged silence]

Selina: Now I’m the king, the queen of…

Andrew: Well, I’m glad you have a camera now.

Selina: I’m sorry, I’m distracting you guys.

Andrew: [laughs] Oh no, it’s okay.

Selina: Yeah! I know, it’s so exciting.

Andrew: We were discussing…

Micah: And so…

Selina: That I’m actually on.

Micah: Selina… oh, I was just going to say…

[Prolonged silence]

[Micah laughs]

Selina: This live stuff is fun. [laughs]

Micah: [laughs] Go ahead.

Andrew: Go ahead, Micah. No, please.

[Prolonged silence]

Andrew: Are we all on a delay now or something? What happened?

[Selina laughs]

Micah: I must be lagging a bit here. No, I…

Selina: It’s my fault.

Micah: Yeah, I think so.

Eric: I think everything sounds… it’s Selina playing with all her toys.

Andrew: Yeah, stop having fun. Okay…

Eric: I’m sure we’re fine.

Andrew: Well, let’s try to get back on track here.

Eric: So…

Andrew: So, Pottermore. We also… like I said, we got some information on Professor Kettleburn. JK Rowling said:

“Kettleburn was a lovable if eccentric man and his continuing employment at the school was evidence of the great affection in which staff and students held him. He finished his career with only one arm and half a leg. Albus Dumbledore presented him with a full set of enchanted wooden limbs on his retirement, a gift that had to be replaced regularly since, because Kettleburn’s habit of visiting dragon sanctuaries in his spare time meant that his prosthetics were frequently set on fire.”

I thought that was pretty funny and kind of classic Rowling writing.

Eric: I agree. Why did Dumbledore give him the wooden limbs at the end of his career as a retirement gift? Wouldn’t you think that he’d give them to him as soon as he lost his limbs so that he could continue teaching in his former capacity?

Andrew: Yeah, maybe perhaps his… well, I think it was just… I think Kettleburn was just ready to leave anyway.

Eric: Like, “Ooh, you lost your leg? Here’s your leg.”

[Selina laughs]

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: I think Kettleburn was just ready to leave anyway maybe, and he decided that that was his parting gift, Dumbledore’s parting gift to Kettleburn.

Eric: Yes, yes. Well, I remember in the book there’s a line that’s, “Mr. Kettleburn… Professor Kettleburn would like to spend time with his remaining limbs.” So, I always found that to be quite funny.

Andrew: [laughs] But in all seriousness, JK Rowling did talk about Aunt Marge’s love for bulldogs.

“Marge is a large and unpleasant woman whose main interest in life is breeding bulldogs. She believes in corporal punishment and plain speaking, which is what she calls being offensive. Marge is secretly in love with a neighbor called Colonel Fubster…”

Selina: Mustard? [laughs]

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah, I know.

“…who looks after her dogs when she is away. He will never marry her…”

And this is the part where I was like, “Oh, okay. Here comes the lesbian revelation.”

“He will never marry her, due to her truly horrible personality. This unrequited passion fuels a lot of her nasty behavior to other people.”

Selina: What does that have to do with a lesbian revelation?

Andrew: No, it doesn’t, but just before you came in I was saying that JK Rowling needs to drop major bombs in Pottermore. Because remember…

Selina: Yeah, make it interesting.

Andrew: Right. When she outed Dumbledore, I was in… we were in New York City and I went in a taxi cab and on the radio they were talking about Dumbledore being gay. [laughs]

Selina: Yeah.

Andrew: She needs another big revelation like that.

Eric: Much so.

Selina: Yeah, that’s true. This isn’t that interesting. I mean, it’s great to know, but who cares about Kettleburn? Maybe that’s just me.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: I care about Kettleburn.

Selina: Okay, I’m sorry, Eric.

[Micah and Selina laugh]

Eric: He’s a sleeper hit. He’s going to be… at the end of this when Book 3 is done, we’re going to say, “You know what? Kettleburn was probably the most insightful character ever and we didn’t even know it. He didn’t even have any lines.”

Selina: Maybe we’re going to have a spinoff series.

Micah: I don’t think so.

Eric: [laughs] There’s going to be a…

Micah: How about Sir Cadogan, though? He was a pimp. He had three wives, seventeen children…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Wow.

Selina: I love it. He’s like a King of England.

Eric: See, I didn’t care for him in the book, but now this makes him more interesting to me.

Andrew: Why, because he had three wives? [laughs]

Eric: And seventeen kids. Yeah!

Selina: [laughs] Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: And none of them are in the paintings, so I wonder what he did to estrange himself from all the rest of them that he should be alone on his pony. Did he love that pony more than he ever loved his wife and kids?

Micah: He’s not Aberforth, first of all.

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: Secondly, and it says the pony doesn’t…

Eric: Oh. Well, Micah bringing the smack down!

Micah: It said the pony doesn’t like him very much.

Eric: Right. Unrequited love. Probably fools his personality, or feeds his personality.

Andrew: There’s still the kind of issue with Pottermore. There’s not much to do after you go through this stuff once. That’s going to be my new, fair approach to this, is saying that there’s not much to do when you go to do it more than once. You can go in and you can do duels and there’s the other games, but you can’t… there’s just… what else is there to happen?

Selina: Yeah, you’re right.

Eric: Maybe the trick is waiting like I have because I’m looking forward to… during this Christmas break season, I’m looking forward to completing – well, let’s say starting – Chamber of Secrets and then going to where we currently are in Prisoner of Azkaban because I haven’t done it yet. So, I’m actually looking forward to kind of spending maybe about… how long do you think it will take? Maybe twelve hours or so, tops?

[Prolonged silence]

Eric: Less?

Micah: Twelve minutes?

[Andrew laughs]

Selina: Yeah.

Eric: Twelve minutes?

Selina: Like, three hours?

Eric: I’m looking forward… at some point during Christmas break, I have to spend twelve minutes and get through Pottermore.

[Selina laughs]

Eric: So, I’m very… I’m looking forward to that.

Selina: See if you can find the time.

Eric: It’s my Christmas present to myself.

Andrew: Well, that’s very, very nice.

Micah: Well, I’ve actually done that over the course of the last couple of days, just exploring the end of Chamber of Secrets and then the next set of chapters of Prisoner of Azkaban, and there’s… as you said, Andrew, once you go through it the first time, I really don’t know why you’d go back. There’s no incentive for you to return. So, I think they have to work on that.

Andrew: Yeah, some people do the dueling, some people like the potion brewing. For me, personally, it’s not my type of thing. I’d rather cook in real life.

Selina: I know, it’s so dull. Yeah, you get something out of it, right?

Andrew: Yeah, yeah, calories.

[Andrew and Selina laugh]

Micah: Most people are in it for the new information, like you said at the beginning of the discussion.

Andrew: Yeah, right. Okay, so what else is going on in the news, Micah? Enough about Pottermore until next time.

Before we continue with today’s show, we’d like to remind you that today’s episode is brought to you by Audible.com, the Internet’s leading provider of audiobooks with more than 100,000 downloadable titles across all types of literature, including audio versions of many New York Times Bestsellers. For listeners of MuggleCast, Audible is offering you a free audiobook to give you a chance to try out their very helpful service. I have two recommendations for you this week. They’re both very popular right now and both must-reads. First, The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien. It’s Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings prequel, of course. Absolutely loved by fans of Middle Earth. And my other recommendation is Life of Pi by Yann Martel. Now, the reason I bring up both of these books is because they have both had film versions released in the past month or so, but, quite frankly, the books are better. The films are getting great reviews, but if you check out comparisons between the books and the films, you will see that the original versions by JRR Tolkien and Yann Martel, respectively, are much more beloved. So, whether you’ve seen The Hobbit or Life of Pi in theaters or not, get the books so you can experience the better version of the story, and why not try it as an audiobook and consume the story just like you do an episode of MuggleCast? Visit AudiblePodcast.com/MuggleCast to get an audiobook, perhaps Life of Pi or The Hobbit, for absolutely free. And we thank Audible for their support of the show.


News: Universal Celebrates the Sale of 5 Million Butterbeers


Micah: Let’s talk about drinking.

Andrew: Ooh…

Selina: Yay.

Andrew: …my favorite subject. Especially during the holidays.

Micah: It’s true. But apparently the Wizarding World has sold their five-millionth Butterbeer, so they decided to give away free drinks in the park.

Eric: Hey!

Andrew: Yeah, it’s pretty impressive. Five million Butterbeers in only… what, park opened in July 2010? So, two and a half years.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: That’s pretty…

Eric: Five million is a lot. I’m sorry, that’s a lot.

Selina: How many people have been through the park, though? There must be more.

Andrew: I don’t know if they’ve said.

Eric: They’ve had… didn’t they have like a number guest? Like a one billionth guest got a free cup of as well?

Selina: That’s not that many, five million.

Eric: Not necessarily… not the same day.

Andrew: Billionth? Did you say billionth?

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: I don’t think they’ve had a billion people. [laughs]

Eric: Well, if they’ve sold five million Butterbeers…

Selina: Yeah.

Andrew: I figure everybody who has been to the park, unless they really hate sugar or sweets, would get a Butterbeer. You have to. It’s like a no-brainer.

Eric: Mhm.

Andrew: So, I would assume… and then I wonder… because I’ve probably had total… we should go around the table and find out everybody’s answer, but I think I’ve probably had twenty Butterbeers at this point. So, what does this mean for… is it five million unique people? I guess not. It has to be five million actual Butterbeers.

Selina: You know, there’s five million people in Denmark. Just to put it in perspective.

[Micah laughs]

Eric: All of Denmark has flocked to the Wizarding World

Selina: We could all have had a Butterbeer. [laughs]

Andrew: Selina, I know you haven’t been…

Selina: I haven’t.

Andrew: …but Eric and Micah, how many Butterbeers do you think you’ve had?

Eric: Me, easily ten or fifteen.

Selina: Oh my God.

Micah: Maybe…

Eric: Which is reasonable. I’ve been there three or four separate times, so…

Andrew: Mhm.

Eric: …if I have them two or three times each time I go…

Andrew: Right.

Eric: …maybe ten times.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Five.

Eric: But I will say probably…

Andrew: You’ve only had five, Micah?

Eric: Five.

Micah: I think so. I mean, I’ve only been there twice.

Andrew: Oh.

Selina: You had the Firewhiskey?

Micah: [laughs] Yeah. I went to the Hog’s Head, had the Hog’s Head Brew.

Andrew: Yeah, that’s okay. I like Strongbow. We’ve talked about this on the show before. They offer Strongbow in the park on tap, which I think is really great. I’ve had that a lot there. That is alcoholic. One day I’m actually going to…

Micah: Would they ever consider… I was going to say, would they ever consider making the Butterbeer alcoholic?

Andrew: I don’t think so because they like that same taste for everybody. I think that was their original concern, is that we want this to taste the same for everybody whether or not it’s the alcoholic version or not. So yeah, I think they… no, I don’t think you’ll see…at. But you can bring your own flask into the park, like this gift…

Micah: [laughs] Like some people.

Selina: Oh, that’s so cool!

Andrew: I was given this for Christmas, a Hypable flask, so my next Wizarding World trip I will be bringing this and pouring some Fireball Whiskey, I think, into the Butterbeer. That would be a good day.

Selina: You should just hold it up the whole podcast. You know, branding.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Oh, this is interesting. Here’s a perspective thing. So, I found an old article about the Universal Orlando’s first million Butterbeers, and so it sold its first million on January 6th, and again, a thousand lucky guests got free Butterbeer when they did that. So, that was one million Butterbeers at the beginning of last year, so they’ve essentially sold four million Butterbeers in two years. So, two million a year, and you can divide that by twelve to get how many Butterbeers they sell a month.

Selina: Let’s do the math!

Andrew: And then…

Eric: That is a h…red and sixty-six thousand Butterbeers a month.

Andrew: And then multiply five million by… how much do those things cos…Like six bucks, seven bucks?

Eric: Oh God. [laughs] How much money they’re making on…

Micah: That’s a l…of money.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Somebody did the estimate, the guys over at Inside the Magic. How much does it cost? Does anybody in the chat know, maybe?

Eric: A Butterbeer?

Andrew: By the way, if you are watching live on YouTube, you can add comments. It’s basically a chatroom. SuperNicki96…

Micah: Oh, there are people watching us?

Andrew: Yeah. Ha ha ha.

Micah: I thought we were just…

Eric: Oh, you didn’t tell us this! I would have put on clothes. No, I did.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: SuperNicki96 says:

“The Butterbeer at the ‘Studio Tour’ was horrible. Is it the same as the Orlando one?”

I think it’s the same thing. But I hear English people, they don’t like sweet stuff as much as Americans do, so maybe you’re just not accustomed to that sweeter taste.

Eric: We were born with it. Raised on it.

Andrew: Right. I know David Heyman does not like the sweets. I remember he mentioned that. He says he doesn’t like the Butterbeer because he doesn’t like how sweet it is. So, maybe that’s your problem. Nobody knows the price of the Butterbeer, but that’s okay. I think…

Eric: I’m pretty sure… isn’t it like three something for the regular and then five for the frozen? I could be wrong.

Andrew: Is it as cheap as… let me just Google it. Price of Butterbeer in Wizarding World…

Eric: [laughs] Google will know.

Andrew: It better know. I’m not going to slow the show down with this, but somebody must know. I don’t see it on here, actually. Okay, anyway, let’s move on.


News: Harry Potter on Facebook’s 2012 Most Read Book List


Andrew: I’ll get this next story, Micah. The Hunger Games… well, hold on. Facebook… now that it’s the end of the year, everybody is doing these end-of-year lists to reflect on the year that was, and I thought this was interesting. Facebook did a list of most read books, most watched movies, most this, most that, and the most read books of 2012 – The Hunger Games was number one, of course. Actually, it took up the top three spots. Then number four was Fifty Shades of Grey, then number five was Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone.

Selina: Oh, yay!

Andrew: Yeah, I don’t know…

Selina: That’s so nice!

Andrew: Yeah, it is, but I wonder how Facebook calculated this. I’m guessing it’s the number of people who added Harry Potter to their Facebook profile under books. That’s my best guess because I don’t know…

Selina: Maybe.

Eric: Yeah. Well they have apps, too, that are like…

[Selina laughs]

Eric: They want you to “Oh, get the book app and then nobody can see it on your feed, but you see it and you update it.” The Frappr Map was the same thing. Places I have visited in the world – I spent all this time putting it all in there, and then after Facebook changed I couldn’t find it anymore, but the app is still installed probably collecting my data and figuring out who I talk to. So, maybe they know through one of those features like the books that they’ve read, or maybe they’re hunting our statuses.

Selina: Yeah. Spying on us through our webcams.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: I don’t think it’s… it’s not surprising, though, given that the movie came out this year, right? That that would be one of the most read books of the year.

Andrew: The Hunger Games?

Micah: Yeah.

Selina: What movie?

Andrew: Yeah.

Selina: Oh.

Andrew: Well yeah, I mean The Hunger Games is… that’s been blowing up especially because of the movie. Fifty Shades of Grey we’ve talked about on the show before. I was just surprised that Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone would show up there.

Eric: Yeah, the first book, to think that people would even start with the first book, but…

Andrew: Well, I would hope people would start with the first book.

Eric: Well, I feel the film is so close to it that you don’t necessarily need to.

Andrew: Mmm.

Eric: But I don’t know.

Andrew: Unless you just want to read. But, by the way, I’ve looked at a lot of these end-of-the-year lists, and this one is the only one that Harry Potter is on, so… [laughs]

Eric: Oh.

Selina: Really?

Eric: [laughs] Well, thanks for that.

Andrew: Yeah, not to…

Eric: I’m glad you found it in order to mention it. Well, it could signal a trend. Maybe Harry Potter is actually…

Andrew: Coming back.

Eric: …being introduced to a new generation of people.

Andrew: Yeah. No, definitely. I don’t see why not. I mean, Pottermore certainly helps in that case with the ebooks. I mean, the ebooks were introduced this year, right? Did they come out… yeah, they came out this year.

Eric: Yeah, they came out this year.

Selina: Yeah, this year.

Andrew: In March. Or April. Okay, do you want to get the next story, Micah? Or shall I?

Eric: Hey guys, check it out…

Micah: I’ll just read the headline.

Andrew: Okay.

Eric: Check it out, guys. I’m Daniel Radcliffe.

Andrew: Ha, yes, you are referring to…

[Selina laughs]

Andrew: …his new film Horns. [laughs] Well done.

Selina: Wow, what a nice transition.

Eric: I’m keeping this. I’m keeping these.

Micah: Well, let’s talk about… oh, I don’t even think that’s a story, i…t?

Eric: No, that’s not a story.

Andrew: What, Horns?

Micah: Yeah, I’m looking through the document here. But I’ll read the headline and then you guys can talk about it.


News: Harry Potter Cast Reunite for Theme Park Filming


Micah: Rupert Grint’s rep confirms he’s back as Ron for Harry Potter theme park filming.

Andrew: Yes.

Selina: Yay!

Andrew: So, there’s been a lot of craziness in the entertainment world because there was an article from The Sun that said that Helena Bonham Carter and other cast members are back at Leavesden Studios filming a, quote, “new” or “ninth” Harry Potter movie, depending on what sleazy entertainment website you read.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: You read either “new Harry Potter movie” or “ninth Harry Potter movie.” Of course it’s a good headline, but the truth is… I mean, there’s no confirmation, and nob… is certainly denying a new Harry Potter movie, but the logical explanation for this filming is that they’re filming for the Wizarding World expansion in Orlando, which is supposed to be Diagon Alley and the Gringotts thrill ride. And so, there was… I think it was SnitchSeeker who reached … to Rupert Grint’s reps and they said, “Yes, he is filming at Leavesden for a Harry Potter related”, but they wouldn’t say what it was. I mean, I’m surprised they even confirmed it. Universal is probably a little pissed off that…

Micah: It’s probably the next…lm, right? I mean…

Andrew: [laughs] Right…i>Harry Potter 9.

Selina: [laughs] Of course.

Andrew: So… and now you start putting the pieces together, while Rupert is filming and Helena Bonham Carter is filming. So, this seems to lend to the theory that they are actually doing a Gringotts thrill ride. And like with “Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey” in Orlando, this will probably be something where you’ll see scenes throughout the ride.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: If you go on “Forbidden Journey” right now, you see the the trio and at the end you see a huge group of people. So, who knows how many cast members are actually involved with this. But what do you guys think of this?

Eric: I thought it was…

Selina: I thought it was so funny that – sorry – I thought it was so funny that people were actually saying, “Ninth Harry Potter film.” Of course it’s not a ninth Harry Potter film they’re filming in secret. If they ever did something like that it would just blow up everywhere, you know?

Eric: Well, and when they said, “The ninth Harry Potter film,” the first thought going through my head is, “Why is Helena Bonham Carter going to be in it?” You know?

[Selina laughs]

Eric: Well, a) if it’s a continuation, obviously she’s dead, but b) in general, if you’re going to make any new Harry Potter film at all, Helena Bonham Carter is not the actress you’d think would show up for it, to record.

Selina: It’s like missing moments between Ron and Bellatrix. [laughs] I mean, duh.

Eric: That’s the thing! So, Rupert Grint was on and I’m like…

Selina: They’re filming a fanfic.

Eric: No, well then, once we thought about, “Oh, the Gringotts scene. That makes sense.” Because they have to impersonate Bellatrix to get into the vault…

Selina: Yeah.

Eric: …and Ron has a big moment in front of the dragon. So yeah, very clearly, it makes total sense based on the casting call, or whoever has been showing up, that it would be a Gringotts scene. Because I don’t think Bellatrix shared a whole lot of screen time with anybody else.

Andrew: But it was…

Micah: Is it just me, or… I mean, I don’t really see that as being newsworthy. I get why it’s news, but they’re filming something that not everybody is going to end up seeing, at the end of the day.

Eric: Well, wasn’t it The Guardian, or somebody? Because I think I read it first on The Guardian, and I remember The Guardian being like a tabloid over there, just reaching for news at times.

Andrew: Yeah. Well…

Selina: No, The Guardian… no.

Eric: No?

Andrew: They can be hit-or-miss, right? They can come up with…

Selina: No, they’re pretty big news – they’re one of the main newspapers in the UK.

Andrew: Okay.

Selina: So, I’d say they’re pretty reliable.

Eric: I was mistaken. But again, it just got blown up out of proportion. “Ninth Harry Potter film.” Somebody saw that gem of a news story…

Selina: Yeah.

Eric: …and was just like, “We can run with this.” And advertising dollars were made and people were confused.

Micah: I just feel like it’s stretching for news.

Andrew: Well, no, I disagree because they haven’t… they’re filming at Leavesden Studios, which is really cool, and they haven’t been back there since filming Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. So, I don’t know. No? It doesn’t excite you, Micah? It excites me.

Micah: Nope.

Andrew: Wow, what’s wrong with you? Where’s your holiday spirit?

Micah: That’s got nothing to do with holiday spirit! [laughs]

Andrew: Yes, it does! You’re like, “Rahh, this isn’t news!” This is the biggest story we have right now!

[Andrew, Micah, and Selina laugh]

Micah: Aside from Marge being a lesbian.

[Selina laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, except for that. When is that happening? I think…

Micah: Speaking of…

Andrew: I think it’s cool.

Micah: Yeah, yeah.

Andrew: No, let’s dwell on it more. It’s huge news.

Micah: Let’s dwell on it? Okay.

Andrew: Nah, go ahead, go ahead.

Micah: Come on, what do you want to talk about?

Andrew: No, there’s nothing else to say. But I think it is exciting. I genuinely think it’s exciting.

[Micah laughs]

Selina: I think it’s exciting, and I don’t even get to see it, probably, because I don’t get to go over there. But it’s still fun. It’s fun that the actors are still semi-involved with some Harry Potter related stuff, you know? In terms of the fandom, I think that’s kind of nice, that Rupert Grint still gets to be Ron for a little while longer.

Andrew: Yeah. Right, right, right. I mean, yeah. And remember when it was big news when “Oh, they reshot the Harry Potter epilogue. They’re going back to Hogwarts!”

Selina: Yeah, yeah. Going back to Hogwarts. [laughs]

Andrew: By the way, we know this for sure is for the theme park because when I emailed Warner Bros. for a comment, they passed me on to Universal. [laughs] So, that kind of gave it away.

Selina: [laughs] Yeah.

Micah: Oops.

Andrew: Yeah. But whatever, so…

Micah: What are people in the chat saying about this?

Andrew: They’re agreeing with you. They’re saying… Tyler says Micah is being a grinch.

Selina: Awww.

Eric: I just read Micah’s big hat is distracting. That’s what I read.

Selina: I like it.

Andrew: Oh yeah, but Butterbeer is three dollars. I can’t believe that. I thought it was more. monkey bear wrote that. Thank you, monkey bear.

Eric: monkey bear, I heard also the souvenir cup runs ten dollars.

Andrew: Ten, yeah.

Eric: According to monkeybear.

Andrew: But if you just buy one of those, then I think the refills are three bucks. So…

Eric: Huh.

Andrew: StarkidTurner said:

“Eric is so pretty.”

Selina: [laughs] Awww.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: [unintelligible]

Eric: Kaylyn Smith says:

“Oh my God, horns.”

Selina: She gets your joke.

Micah: Wrong holiday. I’m the grinch, but yet Eric is wearing horns for Christmas.

Eric: Yeah, I actually looked into Horns, like the plot. I kind of read a summary, and it seems quite terrifying and it’s going to be the film that really scares us, I think, about Daniel Radcliffe. Even in The Woman In Black I could still see him as kind of good in acting and innocent, but Horns is some dark S-H-U-T.

Selina: But he already did Equus, so I think we’re all pretty familiar with his darkness.

Eric: That’s true. Well, how many people have seen Equus? There was never an HBO presents a live performance of Equus, right? So unless you saw it live, Equus slipped, I think, under your radar.

Selina: That’s true.

Micah: Are you transitioning into the next story?

Eric: No. Is there a next story?

MuggleCast 260 Transcript (continued)


News: Daniel Radcliffe Joins Google+


Andrew: Well, there is some weird social networking news. Go ahead, Micah. Read the headline again.

Micah: One sec.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: Dan Radcliffe officially joins Google+ to stop impostors on Twitter and Facebook.

[Selina laughs]

Andrew: I think Micah is under the influence of something.

Eric: Wasn’t this JK Rowling’s reason…

Andrew: Too much eggnog?

Micah: Yup.

Eric: Wasn’t this JK Rowling’s reason for getting on Twitter? Because people were pretending to be her and she…

Andrew: Right.

Selina: Yeah.

Andrew: This is so weird to me. Dan Radcliffe joins Google+, like the lamest social network out there right now. By the way, this Google Hangout brought to you by Google+, but that’s besides the point.

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: Thank you, Google!

Andrew: Yeah. I actually… I love Google+ for the Google Hangout feature. But he said:

“This has mainly come about because of the amount of people that I meet who tell me that they have contacted me on Twitter or Facebook when I know that’s impossible because I don’t belong to either one of those sites. Now that I have this [Google+] page, there will be an outlet for accurate information and hopefully people will not waste their time giving credence to people pretending to be me.”

Here’s what bothers me: he’s joining Google+ to thwart the impostors on Twitter and Facebook. How is that going to work? You can still make a fake Dan Radcliffe Twitter or fake Dan Radcliffe Facebook.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: I don’t really care.

Andrew: I don’t get it.

Micah: [laughs] Sorry.

Andrew: And I wrote that.

Micah: I agree with you, though.

Andrew: I just think it’s silly.

Micah: Well, what…

Selina: Yeah, it’s like he doesn’t understand how it works or his publicist or whoever is doing this.

Andrew: Yeah. And I remember one time Dan Radcliffe said, “I don’t do Twitter because I couldn’t keep up with it.” It’s like, “Well, Dan, you don’t have to look at your @replies. I mean, sorry, you’re not going to be bigger than Lady Gaga, and Lady Gaga seems to handle it just fine.”

Selina: But then again, there are some stars who just… they don’t want to get into it, so maybe it’s like a protest.

Andrew: Yeah.

Selina: It’s like, “Screw your Twitter and your Facebook, I have Google+.” Which nobody uses. I don’t know.

Andrew: Yeah.

Selina: Maybe he’s sponsored by them? I have no idea.

Andrew: Yeah, maybe. Google could have paid him to do a Google+ account.

Selina: Who knows.

Andrew: That’s always possible.

Micah: But what’s… even if he was to go and get Facebook or Twitter, what’s the value if you don’t use it? I mean, look at JK Rowling.

[Selina laughs]

Micah: She doesn’t really actively use Twitter. I’m serious! I don’t…

Andrew: The value is that when you Google “Dan Radcliffe Twitter” you’ll find a real Twitter account. Whereas now if you Google that, you’ll probably just find fake accounts.

Eric: Right. The value is that we know JK Rowling is that boring instead of…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: …being the JK Rowling who tweets every day and we’re like following her.

Micah: Well, didn’t she recently join Facebook too?

Andrew: Yeah, she has an official Facebook. But again it’s not run by her, I think. But the advantage of Dan Radcliffe having a Google+ account is that it is nice where there is a source for reputable information. I mean, that’s true. That’s valid. So, that’s the good part about it, but everything else just totally doesn’t make sense about it. He has some nice stuff on here. He’s got some pictures from various projects. It’s been updated plenty so far.

Eric: Speaking of impersonating celebrities, tdsporchiarayemi says:

“Hi, I am Selena Gomez.”

Selina: Enough of the Selena Gomez.

Eric: Yes, we have Selena Gomez in the chat.

Selina: Yeah, bane of my existence.

Andrew: And what else is going on in the news, Micah?

Micah: We did have an ask out for Dan to join us in the Hangout, but that didn’t happen.

[Selina laughs]

Andrew: [in a bad British accent] He wouldn’t join us. Sorry mate, got something else going on.


Harry Potter: Page to Screen Video Explaining $1,000 Price Tag Released


Micah: All right. Final bit of news here, Harry Potter Page to Screen: The Complete Filmmaking Journey video was released and it explains the $1,000 price tag [laughs] associated with it.

Eric: In your opinion, does it explain it or does it explain it away?

Selina: It’s ridiculous.

Eric: A thousand dollars.

Selina: It’s completely… like these prices are getting ludicrous.

Andrew Yeah, we all…

Micah: Is this the…

Andrew: We all remember the Harry Potter – what is it called? – Wizard’s Collection?

Micah: Yup.

Andrew: That was, what, 500 bucks? Something like that? And to top that, here’s something that retails for a thousand dollars. Now, this does look pretty cool. It comes… we all remember Harry Potter: Page to Screen, the filmmaking book. I think, Micah, you have it, right?

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: Me too.

Andrew: That was good.

Eric: I have it.

Andrew: Okay. It’s good, right?

Micah: I can grab it right now. It’s right behind me on the bookshelf somewhere.

Andrew: It’s good, right? Good book?

Micah: Yeah. Hold on.

Andrew: Okay. So, then in this set they added six volumes, including books on graphic design, creatures, costumes, special effects – and this, I thought, was cool – a book of the paintings of Hogwarts.

Selina: Mhm.

Andrew: Like, all of the paintings within Hogwarts. So, it’s neat stuff.

Selina: Ooh, did you… I don’t know if you guys have seen those at your… at any of the exhibitions – your exhibitions – but at the Leavesden Studios when you go on the tour, there’s an entire section full of paintings. Like, there’s a whole wall that’s just…

Andrew: Oh, cool.

Selina: It’s massive and there’s all these different paintings, and I specifically remember because there’s a painting with the name “Selina” on it, and I’m like…

[Andrew laughs]

Selina: …”My name is in the story, kind of!” But yeah, no, it’s really cool. So, you get to see them all really up close, so it’s cool you get to see that in there too.

Andrew: Yeah, the problem is just that it’s a thousand dollars.

[Selina laughs]

Andrew: I mean, this isn’t for anybody.

Selina: Yeah. You might as well just go to the studios, no matter where you are in the world.

Eric: They should have gone the free information route and put it on a wiki or something.

Selina: Or Pottermore.

Eric: Or Pottermore. I mean…

Andrew: Micah, ho…it up again.

[Prolonged silence]

Andrew: I turned on… switched to your camera. The…we go. Look at that.

Eric: Which camera, man? Oh.

Andrew: It’s so I can…

Micah: And this i…ow much it weighs.

[Heavy thud in the background]

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: I don’t know if that… [laughs] that was…
…>Eric: Micah was j… crushing small animals…

[Micah and Selina lau…

Andrew: So yeah, a thousand dollars for this baby, and three thousand copies worldwide. So, Warner Bros. is kind of taking the limited edition approach: high price, limited. They figure they can sell three thousand of these, and if they can, great. But I won’t be buying. Did MuggleNet try to get a review copy? That’s what I would have done. A three-thousand dollar product.

[Prolonged silence]

Andrew: No comment? Nobody knows?

Eric: It’s on its way to me.

Andrew: [laughs] It’s on its way. Under lock and key, so nobody can steal it from the UPS man.

Eric: [laughs] Yeah.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: Make a quick grand off of it.

Eric: Oh my gosh.

Micah: I can only imagine what that poor person, carrying some of this stuff, feels like afterwards.

Eric: That’s the thing, I…

Selina: I wonder how many cop… they’re going to sell?

Andrew: By the way, LivSirius said $299 for a Wizard’s Collection at Costco right now. That’s the complete box set. Costco is only in America though, I think, so…

Eric: Okay. I still own most …what I’m getting in that collection, though.

Andrew: And we actually did get a comment from Dan Radcliffe about joining today and he said, “Sorry, pen and paper are my priority at the moment.”

[Everyone laughs]

Selina: That’s nice of him to let us know.

Micah: You know what’s really cool?

Andrew: Hats off to Jón for putting that line in the chat.


Podcast Plugs


Micah: Really cool is I posted that we were doing a show right now on MuggleNet, and then somebody else posted the fact that we were… that Alohomora! is doing a live show…

[Andrew laughs]

Selina Oh no.

Micah: …on Friday December 28th.

Andrew: Oh.

Selina: Oh, that’s okay.

Micah: So, really appreciate that.

Eric: Oh, hey…

Andrew: I thought you meant right now.

Micah: No, that would probably have been even worse.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: But…

Andrew: I don’t get it, where was that posted? What are you saying? In the MuggleNet chat?

Micah: [laughs] No, on the MuggleNet site.

Andrew: Oh. Awesome.

Micah: So, we just got… what do you even call that?

Eric: [laughs] Trolled?

Micah: Post bombed?

Andrew: Trolled?

Eric: [laughs] Post bombed?

[Micah laughs]

Eric: Yeah, no, no, no, I was supposed to announce that on this show, actually. I was asked by the Alohomora! team to announce their live show, which for details you can go on the MuggleNet site and look under the post announcing this post.

Micah: No, you can’t! Forget that now! [laughs]

Eric: You removed it? You removed it?

Micah: No, I didn’t.

Eric: Oh.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: I’m not that much of a grinch.

Andrew: Man, Micah’s loose.

Selina: [laughs] I know!

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: Micah is loose.

Selina: It’s uncut.

Andrew: Speaking of plugs, I’ve been meaning to talk about this on MuggleCast, I have been… I have a revelation to tell everybody, this is my big announcement: I have been living a secret double life as a weekly podcaster.

Selina: What?

Andrew: Yeah, I know. Can you believe it? [laughs]

Selina: No! [laughs]

Andrew: From MuggleCast – the good old days with MuggleCast. I’m doing a show with my friend Mason now – it used to be with Ben, now it’s with Mason – called HYPE. And if you miss the weekly…

Micah: It’s a good show.

Andrew: Thank you, Micah. We had Micah on recently, and it was fun having him on. HYPEPodcast.com and we do it weekly. Now, here’s the scary part: we are charging for it. It’s $3.99 a month, but the reason we’re doing that is so we can make sure we get it out weekly. The reason we don’t do MuggleCast as often anymore is because we all have other things going on, but… so by charging for it…

Micah: It’s about time we made money off of podcasts.

Andrew: [laughs] I’m still waiting for iTunes to let us charge for podcasts. That’ll be the day. [laughs]

Selina: True.

Andrew: Weekly MuggleCasts as soon as we can start charging 99 cents per episode. That would be great. So, visit HYPEPodcast.com. There’s free samples of the show on there if you want to give it a try before you subscribe, and you can cancel anytime. And we have a lot of fun on there, talking about general entertainment and also just our lives in general.

[Applause sound effect plays]

Andrew: It’s a good time.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: Thank you. That is the audience reacting to every episode because they applaud…

Micah: So, are we just plugging other podcasts here? Is that what we’re doing?

[Selina laughs]

Andrew: Well, hey, we always do it but we never plug HYPE, so…

Micah: That’s true.

Andrew: Whatever. Back off. What do you want to plug?

Micah: We do have three other hosts with another podcast…

Selina: Considering we have three people on here, yeah, on another show.

Andrew: Go for it, go for it. You guys plug it every episode. Go ahead. Talk about Game of…

Micah: Well, we haven’t done an episode in, like, two months.

Andrew: [laughs] Oh, okay.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: So, what do you want to plug?

Micah: Who’s doing the plug?

Selina: GOO!

Micah: I’m doing it? GOO?

Eric: Welcome to our next episode of Game of Owns…

[Micah and Selina laugh]

Eric: Eric, Micah, Selina are here! We are here, and we’re kicking ass and wearing pirate hats and it’s awesome.

Micah: You can’t say that on MuggleCast, can you?

Eric: Oh, but I can on Game of Owns.

Selina: And that’s not the first time.

Eric: No. Okay, so we’re just going to plug Game of Owns. I’m not doing it. I just intro-ed it.

Micah: You just did.

Andrew: Okay. Well, good job, guys. TAB8811…

Selina: [laughs] Not that good at this.

Andrew: …in the comments said that she loves HYPE. She says it’s fun, so thank you for that. Oh, and yes, somebody referenced WhoHype.

Selina: Oh, WhoHype! I was just on an episode of that.

Andrew: There will be a special episode of WhoHype coming up because of the Doctor Who Christmas special.

Eric: Ooh, with Ellie Darcey-Alden.

Andrew: Now look, the reason we’re sitting here shamelessly plugging our podcasts is because Harry Potter, it’s sort of dwindling a little bit, and we’re interested in getting into other podcasts. So, if you like listening to MuggleCast, I can assure you you’re going to like talking about these other ones that we talk about.


Listener Tweets: Favorite MuggleCast Moments of 2012


Anyway, we also wanted to reflect on the year that was with MuggleCast. We had out a good amount of episodes. I’m going to look through the @replys here. We asked on Twitter, people who follow us on Twitter, Twitter.com/MuggleCast, what was your favorite MuggleCast moment of the year? Let’s see here. Chillin43 said:

“Episode 250: Laura getting news by toucan.”

I’m happy to report Laura, as of two days ago, is now back in the United States of America.

Micah: Permanently?

Andrew: Yes. Bring out the applause sound effects for that. She’s back in the US. Isn’t that nice?

[Applause sound effect plays]

Andrew: So, maybe we’ll force her on to a MuggleCast or two in the future.

[Dog barks in the background]

Andrew: My dog says… no.

[Eric and Selina laugh]

Andrew: Ani Sharmin says:

“Episode 250: Micah calls JKR’s new book the New Testament and Ben says you’ve been talking about it for half an hour despite little info.”

Oh, that sounds like Ben, complaining about us talking too much on a Harry Potter podcast.

Micah: I called it the New Testament?

Andrew: I think so.

Eric: Well, according to that. Episode 250 was apparently a hit! That’s the second person…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: …who said, “Hey, 250, favorite episode.”

Andrew: We got a lot of comments about the Live at LeakyCon. Angie Brewer said:

“Watching live at LeakyCon and giving Micah a birthday card.”

We all remember that.

Selina: Oh, yeah! That was nice.

Micah: That was nice.

Eric: Do you still have it? Where is it?

Micah: I do. Hold on, I might have it here.

Selina: Oh, the effects didn’t move. This is weird.

Eric: It’s like a spectre Micah.

Selina: Like a faceless man.

Andrew: MuggleNet’s Keith also said the live birthday wish to Micah at LeakyCon. Terrance, our friend Terrance from Hogwarts Radio, said:

“Live LeakyCon show where @sims says, ‘This chair is for every MuggleCaster who has died.'”

[Everyone laughs]

Selina: Oh, yeah.

Micah: Which thankfully is none of us.

Eric: Yes.

Micah: Just so people know.

Andrew: Yeah. And yeah, so that’s that.

Micah: What was your favorite moment?

Andrew: I don’t know. I’d have to look back through the…

Micah: Of all the episodes we did this year.

< ...b>Andrew: I know.

[Micah and Selina laugh]

Selina: All five of them.

Andrew: If I had a chance to skip through, then that would be helpful and remind myself. But anybody in the chat who has other moments, feel free to shout them out and we’ll read them on the show. It’s hard to remember sometimes…

Selina: Hmmm.

Andrew: …things that …pen, but I think we had another good year.

Selina: I liked it before Casual Vacancy came out, and we were all super excited for it.

Andrew: Oh, yeah.

Selina: And then it came out, and we weren’t really.

Andrew: This was…

Selina: But before, it was fun.

Andrew: … Well, I was looking forward to big midnight release parties.

Selina: Yeah.

Andrew: I know I remember talking about that a lot, and that didn’t happen. So, yeah. Okay, so…

Selina: But the excitement, they can never take that away from us.

Andrew: Never! You will never take our excitement!


Top Seven Harry Potter Moments of 2012


Andrew: Okay, now it’s time for the top seven moments…

Eric: Woo!

Andrew: Harry Potter moments of 2012.

Selina: Aww.

Andrew: Led by Eric.

Eric: Yes, somebody in the YouTube comments just said, “It is not dwindling!” Unforgivable Imperius, that was. But yeah, it just proves… okay, so we were able to find the top seven moments of 2012. There were moments in Harry Potter history that happened this year, and these are the top seven. And I must admit I had help with this. The MuggleNet news interns – Veronica, Claire, Jessica, and Laura – helped with picking out stories, and I arranged them into just a general top seven. I wouldn’t say that we can… maybe we can arrange them afterwards as to what’s the biggest, but essentially here are the top seven biggest stories and this includes… some of these stories have multiple dates. But the first one does not. The first one is the beginning of January, January 6th. Rotten Tomatoes awarded a Golden Tomato to Deathly Hallows: Part 2, calling it the best-reviewed film of the year. The reason this is a top moment for me is because it signaled the last time that Deathly Hallows: Part 2 would receive any honor at all. [laughs]

Selina: Aww.

Eric: But also, it’s a big deal, the fact that a Harry Potter film gets Best Reviewed. I mean, especially if you are a book purist, or if you’re not a book purist, you had different feelings, like the Harry/Voldemort face merge, that I think would have caused you to review the film negatively. And yet, it scored Best Reviewed and it got a Golden Tomato from Rotten Tomatoes. So…

[Micah laughs]

Eric: …I think it’s… furthermore, I see Rotten Tomatoes…

[Applause sound effect plays]

Eric: Thank you. Furthermore, Rotten Tomatoes is being used, literally everywhere now, to determine how good a movie is. I’m seeing it on…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: …applications. You can attest to this, Andrew.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: It just seems like everybody gives a damn about the Tomato Rating these days.

Andrew: Yeah, because there’s so many reviews online these days, it’s like, well how do I decide… what is the general consensus here? And there’s two sites for that: Rotten Tomatoes and then Metacritic, but Rotten Tomatoes is much more popular, I think. And yeah, so it is a good honor. That’s a good choice for…

Eric: It’s more fun, right? With the squishy tomatoes and you get to…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: …throw tomatoes at each other. So, people…

Andrew: Sure. Well, I’ve never done that part, but yeah.

Eric: People like playing with food. But our second top moment then is later that month – and the subsequent month, so January and February – the Academy Awards nominations come out. Now, remember, at the beginning of the year there was this big Deathly Hallows push. Warner Bros. released for-your-consideration videos, and the stars and the producers and the directors were all talking about how important it would be for Harry Potter to achieve an Oscar, and that they were willing to submit for-your-consideration. Well, in the end, on January 24th, it was revealed that Potter secured only three nominations, which was far less than they were hoping for. I believe they were all technical nominations, and then the following month, February 26th, Harry Potter failed to receive an Oscar, and this is…

[Andrew fake sobs]

Eric: So, a few dates the Harry Potter

Selina: So lame.

Eric: Maybe this is why they’re doing a ninth film, guys, because…

[Andrew and Selina laugh]

Selina: Another chance.

Andrew: Give it another chance.

Eric: But really… so, the Harry Potter series, as of February 24th – this isn’t necessarily a happy top moment of the year, but I’d say it’s pretty definitive…

Selina: Worth noting, I think.

Eric: …that Harry Potter will not receive an Oscar. What do you guys think?

Selina: It’s definitely worth noting because that was… I still think that’s ridiculous.

Andrew: Yeah, and we all remembered…

Selina: Because it’s such a good film.

Andrew: …WB’s huge marketing campaign. I still remember the billboards. I was thinking about that recently because now their big push is The Dark Knight and they’re doing the same thing as they did last year, because both films came out in July. Now they’re pushing The Dark Knight Rises DVD, but also…

[Gong sound effect plays]

Andrew: …doing the Oscar campaigning…

[Micah and Selina laugh]

Andrew: …in the same exact billboard ad. At least in Holly…d.

Eric: Mhm.

Andrew: But yeah, it was a shame because they released that nice book, that for-your-consideration Harry Potter book. I can’t believe that was the beginning of this year. It feels like so much longer ago.

Selina: It’s just ridiculous because not only could you make the argument that the last film should receive some kind of summarizing honor for all of the films, like Lord of the Rings did, and even if you didn’t believe that I think that the last film was one of the best ones the series has done. So, I think it’s silly that it didn’t at least get nominated for Best Picture. Did it? It didn’t, did it?

Andrew: No.

Selina: Okay.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: crystilflower999 said the ninth film’s working title is Harry Potter and the Golden Oscar.

[Eric and Selina laugh]

Andrew: I think that’s a good idea.

Eric: Do you think Hollywood would take the hint? Do you think… [laughs]

Andrew: Hopefully.

Eric: Yea…

Andrew: Yeah, yeah. [laughs] We’re only doing this because we needed the Oscar.

Micah: I know we touched on this some, but I was really surprised that they didn’t recognize the series in any way. I think Selina touched on this a little bit.

Selina: Yeah.

Micah: For everything that it had done. I mean, you’re talking about – and I know Bond may have passed since the new movie that came out, but at the time – the highest-grossing franchise ever.

Eric: Yeah, in eight films.

Micah: So, how do you not recognize that? In eight films.

Eric: And Bond has done 23 films.

Selina: Yeah.

Eric: It was tremendous, absolutely tremendous. What Harry Potter has done for the economy… [laughs]

Selina: [laughs] If nothing else.

Eric: The fiscal cliff would have been six months ago if not for Harry Potter. But no, I’m just saying in general you’re right. Lesser… I don’t want to say lesser awards shows, I don’t want to get offended – or offend people – but other awards shows managed to take some time and award Harry Potter. When I was going through this, our upcoming MuggleNet year in review, looking for these stories, I saw all these little different awards that Rupert Grint accepted. Even Chris Columbus picked up an award for, or from, the American Film Institute on behalf of the Harry Potter cast. That all happened this year. There’s still these little awards, little tributes that happened, but I think what… the biggest thing about this story was that the Oscars, the Academy itself, did not care, and they did not do such a thing. They ignored this great British achievement.

Selina: Yeah.

Eric: They’re produced by Warner Bros., which is an American film, so that’s the other thing. Even though there are so many British people in it, and Lord knows the Harry Potter films have won a lot of BAFTAs, I think. I don’t think I’m mistaken in saying that. But it would have been nice for the Academy, who we still hold as the Hollywood authority, to have given some kind of award or, as you say, even a tribute to Potter.

Micah: Yup.

Andrew: Breaks my heart. Breaks my heart.

Eric: And then, onto our news story. This could actually be argued as the top news story of the year.

Andrew: Ooh.

Eric: This is… for those of you who are counting, for those of you who are keeping track, this is number three of our top seven moments of the year. And it’s multiple moments condensed into one: The Casual Vacancy by JK Rowling.

Selina: Yay.

Andrew: Well, it’s important because it was JK Rowling’s first book post-Harry Potter.

Eric: Agreed. And they even attempted to market it in a very exciting way, I think, based on the tapered release of the title and the book and the date. And also, how little we knew about it for the longest time.

Andrew: Yeah.

Selina: Yeah, there was a lot of mystery about it, and in the end, there probably shouldn’t have been…

[Andrew sniggers]

Selina: …because it wasn’t a mystery book, you know? Not because it was… no, no! [laughs]

Andrew: Well, you know…

Selina: But just because it sent the wrong… it gave the wrong idea.

Andrew: They played down the expectations from the beginning. They were saying it doesn’t matter, we’re not going to compare sales numbers to Harry Potter, because it was Little, Brown. This is the first time JK Rowling has worked with Little, Brown as well. She previously worked in the US with Scholastic for all the Harry Potter books.

Eric: Mhm.

Andrew: It was Bloomsbury in the UK, but for Casual Vacancy it was Little, Brown worldwide. And they said, we’re not expecting JK Rowling… she has no pressure to do particular sales numbers.

[Cash register sound effect plays]

Andrew: But I’m sure they were expecting it to be a big success…

[Cash register sound effect plays]

Andrew: …and I think [laughs] by their standards, this was a great success because honestly, it’s hard to sell a book these days, and Little, Brown, probably their last big success was probably Twilight. [laughs] So, they were looking forward to Casual Vacancy and they got it.

Eric: I had no idea that Little, Brown did Twilight.

Selina: No, I was just going to say.

Andrew: Yeah, that’s part of the reason why JK Rowling went with Little, Brown. Weren’t you aware of that? She said…

Eric: No, I was completely unaware of that.

Andrew: She said, “I love Twilight and this is going to be my publisher now.” [laughs]

Eric: I feel like you’re making a joke.

Andrew: “Screw you, Scholastic. Get out of here. You didn’t do good enough for me.” No, JK Rowling had no attachment to Twilight.

Eric: So, running through the dates here again – this is still The Casual Vacancy but we found the title, and the release date, and the website, were launched on March 12th, and then it was released – the book itself was released – on September 27th. So, we had about six months to really get into the idea of the new JK Rowling book. October 17th, then, 20 days after the book was released, JK Rowling toured and arrived in New York City. Micah and I got to see her live, which… I just thought it was important to include because it was the first time she came to the city since… was it Radio City in 2008? Or 2007? Was it, Micah?

Micah: No, she was in…

Andrew: It was 2007.

Micah: Wasn’t she at Carnegie Hall after that?

Eric: Oh, Carnegie Hall. Yeah, well, Radio City was first but Carnegie Hall was, like, 2007. That was where she outed Dumbledore.

Andrew: Right. Radio City was 2006.

Eric: Yeah, so 2006, 2007. So, it’s the first time in five years that she toured and, again, The Casual Vacancy, it’s her first book post-Potter so there was five years where she really didn’t do anything public.

Micah: I’m sure she has been to New York in between, at some point.

Andrew: How do you know?

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: How do you know that, Micah?

Micah: Wait, what about the lawsuit? She was in New York for that.

[Andrew laughs]

Selina: Oh, the big events!

Andrew: Right, that was quite the vacation.

Eric: I wonder if the camels were a big draw for her.

Selina: Oh, cross-podcast reference. I love it.

Eric: Yeah, wow. No, it’s just “what’s on in New York right now” reference.

Micah: You’ve got to keep it to goats on MuggleCast and then…

Selina: Yeah.

Micah: …camels on Game of Owns…

Andrew: And, this is just in, in 2…, she is returning to Radio City to out another character: Aunt Marge as a lesbian, and…

[Micah laughs]

Selina: Yay!

Eric: Y…re really pushing for that. You should send her an envelope that says “For your consideration”…

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Eric: …and on the i…de it has Aunt Marge and then like…

[Selina laughs]

Andrew: All these artistic pic…es of Aunt Marge.

Eric: Yeah.

[Selina laughs]

Eric: “For your consideration.” Her and Rosie O’Donnell.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Okay, enough of that. That’s very unprofessional.

Micah: What moment are we on?

Eric: Okay, so still the third moment but at the end of this year, twenty days ago, December 3rd, the BBC announced that they are turning The Casual Vacancy into…

Andrew: Oh, yeah!

Selina: Oh, yeah!

And…: Why didn’t we talk about this yet?!

Selina: We should talk about this! [laughs]

Andrew: I missed this.

Selina: That’s crazy.

Andrew: Okay, yeah. Well, let’s talk about that. That was a news item in and of itself. So… well, here’s what bothered me about that. BBC, of course… okay, Casual Vacancy TV show, that’s cool. But during interviews while she was promoting The Casual Vacancy, JK Rowling was saying, “No, I can’t see The Casual Vacancy as a movie. That seems silly. I can’t… for multiple reasons, I just can’t imagine that.”

Selina: But I think, though, for a mini-series it’s different because the BBC does all kinds of… I mean, sort of kitchen sink, real, gruesome… not gruesome, that’s the wrong word. But realistic, kind of gritty stuff like that. I think it would fit in really well as a mini-series. But not as a movie because it doesn’t have a crescendo in that way.

Andrew: Wouldn’t it be harder to adapt a book for a TV series, I would think?

Selina: I don’t think Casual Vacancy… because I think Casual Vacancy isn’t so much about a plot being set up and then it needs to get resolved. It’s more about setting up this gallery of characters that interact with each other. So, in that sense over the course of several episodes you could do that, but it’s more… the tempo is like this. This is good we have video. You can do this.

[Eric and Selina laugh]

Selina: But yeah, that’s what I was going to say. So, I think it works.

Andrew: Well, I think it’s interesting that it’s JK Rowling’s first foray into television. She’s conquered movies, and now it’s time for her to conquer television. We’ll see if she can do it.

Eric: I wonder if…

Selina: Yeah, it’s fun. I wonder if they’re going to get any actors from the Harry Potter series to star in it because…

Andrew: Oh, please. [laughs]

Selina: Oh, come on! Because every single… not because of Harry Potter, but because almost every single British actor has been in Harry Potter, so it’s almost impossible to avoid. And it’s just because I see the Dursleys in my head when I read The Casual Vacancy, so I want them to be in it. I want Dudley…

[Micah laughs]

Selina: What’s his face, Uncle Vernon, to be that guy that’s like Uncle Vernon in The Casual Vacancy and stuff.

Eric: Uh-huh, yeah.

Selina: It would be so fun.

Andrew: People were suggesting that I audition for the role of Andrew in The Casual Vacancy.

Selina: Oh, Andrew. Awww.

Eric: Andrew.

Andrew: I think that’s a great idea. If only… I’m trying to bring up some quotes from Andrew so I can do my audition, but I don’t have the book with me right now, and I can’t seem to Google any. So, if anybody has some quotes, paste them in the chat and I will audition. That idea was from crystilflower, by the way.

Selina: Uh-oh, Krystal.

Andrew: Oh yeah, there’s another character.

Eric: There’s a Krystal in the book.

Selina: Yeah.

Andrew: I guess we’ll all be watching, right? I didn’t finish the book, so this will be my way to actually know what happens.

[Andrew and Selina laugh]

Eric: It’s tough for me to get the BBC, I think. I don’t know, maybe we get the BBC.

Selina: It’ll be out on DVD.

Andrew: It’s very easy thanks to BitTorrent. Yeah, and the DVD, of course.

Selina: Legally.

MuggleCast 260 Transcript (continued)


Top Seven Harry Potter Moments of 2012 (continued)


Eric: Okay, so moving off of The Casual Vacancy, I think that probably will be our top moment of the year, but Pottermore… and we talked about it a little bit at the beginning of this episode, but Pottermore actually opened to the public…

[Crickets sound effect plays]

Andrew: That’s Micah playing that, not me!

[Micah and Selina laugh]

Eric: Pottermore opened to the public on March 14th of this year.

Andrew: I can’t believe it was only this year.

Eric: This year. And now, a couple of days ago…

Selina: We were waiting for it [since] September 2011, weren’t we?

Eric: A couple of days ago, the third book opened. So it’s gone through, guys. The first two books have been completed, and we’re onto the third in nine months time.

Andrew: Well, the other thing to keep in mind is that it was in beta in 2011, so… and they had Book 1 done. But yeah…

Eric: Yeah, the public opening – like any random person who hadn’t been there when they initially did the signups for beta testing – the public has had nine months, and in those nine months they rewarded us with almost three books. I think that’s pretty shocking. It seemed to go a lot slower than that mostly because the rest of us were waiting for so long. What do you think?

Andrew: Yeah. Well, I mean, it was impressive. There were a lot that they did this year, and I’m interested to see what kind of pace they continue to move at. Yeah, I have nothing else to say.

Eric: Yeah. No, I know that was going to be a quick one, but of course this one might not be. Warner Bros. Studio Tour London: The Making of Harry Potter.

Andrew: Oh, yeah!

Eric: Now, that opened March 31st.

Selina: Oh, yeah!

Eric: March 31st was the grand opening. Who of us has been there?

Andrew: Just Selina.

Selina: I went to the grand opening. I got to interview the different stars and the producers and stuff. It was so much fun.

Eric: So, you got to see the Studio Tour?

Selina: I did.

Eric: Andrew? Micah? You guys didn’t?

Andrew: No.

Micah: Nope.

Andrew: I know, Selina, you really liked it, right?

Selina: I loved it. I loved it. I mean, I’ve always been a book fan more than a movie fan even though I do like the movies, but going there and seeing everything like the paintings that I was talking about and seeing all the different sweets and stuff. I just… it was fantastic and it was fantastic as well for me because I got to speak to David Heyman and stuff…

Andrew: Mhm.

Selina: …so I probably remember that as part of the experience. But…

Andrew: Is it a no-brainer for fans to go in England? If you live in England or you’re making a trip there, is it a no-brainer to go?

Selina: I would say…

Eric: Isn’t there a bus that can take you from the airport?

Selina: Yes, there’s a bus.

Eric: Yeah.

Selina: I would say it’s a no-brainer if you care about filmmaking.

Andrew: Oh.

Selina: If you care about filmmaking and Harry Potter, then you go…

Andrew: Hmm.

Selina: …because it’s a lot of technical information. You see how some of the special effects were made, you see how they rode on broomsticks, you… I mean, there’s a gift shop with stuff that you can buy.

Micah: Of course there is.

Selina: And I did love that, but…

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: Where is it? Hold on, hold on.

[Cash register sound effect plays]

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Selina: There you go.

Andrew: Wouldn’t casual fans enjoy it too, I would think? Because you walk in the actual Great Hall and the actual sets.

Selina: Right, but I think… you walk to them, but you don’t walk into them. They are roped off. It’s like a museum in a lot of ways.

Andrew: Well, the Great Hall you walk into.

Selina: Oh yeah, you do get to walk through the Great Hall but the tables are roped off, that sort of thing. It’s costumes, it’s incomplete effects, it’s a lot of behind-the-scenes stuff. It doesn’t feel like you’re in Hogwarts. It’s not like they made a Hogwarts for you to walk through. That’s just what I want.

Andrew: Right.

Selina: This was about the movies and the… this was about the creation of the movies.

Andrew: Mhm.

Selina: Rather than about the story of the movies.

Micah: Right.

Andrew: Somebody is asking, “What’s better – the Studio Tour or the Exhibition?” I mean, obviously the Studio Tour is better.

Selina: The Studio Tour, probably.

Andrew: Yeah.

Selina: Yeah, because this is a complete experience.

Andrew: Speaking of that, I went to the Exhibition in New York City a couple of weeks ago and I really liked it. I went on a Saturday night with my brother and mom, and it was empty. I mean, there was nobody in there. I don’t know if that’s normally… I don’t know if it’s just because we went kind of late at night or what, but…

Micah: It was your private tour.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Oh, that’s right. Yeah, that’s right. Okay, yeah, I’m sorry. [fake laughs] But I liked it. It was cool. There wasn’t… it’s pretty expensive. It’s like twenty-five, I think, per person?

Eric: Hmmm.

Andrew: Or twenty? And you get a picture at the beginning, which then you have to pay for at the end if you actually want to keep it. I didn’t buy it because, again, it was way too expensive. And they have merchandise at the end, of course. It was cool. It was cool to see all the props and whatnot.

Eric: Mhm.

Andrew: I was debating between that and Madame Tussauds because Madame Tussauds… I love Madame Tussauds because you can actually touch all the wax figures.

Eric: Wait, you can touch them?

Andrew: Yeah. You can take picture with them in any position you want. You can make-out with them. They say not to touch the heads, but there is nobody around there, so you can if you want to.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: And it’s so much fun. I did the Hollywood one. It was such a blast. I wanted to do it in New York City again. But yeah, I highly recommend Madame Tussauds.

Eric: And you chose Harry Potter over that.

Andrew: Because Harry Potter was five dollars cheaper. [laughs]

Eric: [laughs] So, there you go.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Harry Potter and frugal people.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: The other big difference was, Selina, you can correct me if I’m wrong, but at the Studio Tour you get the chance to actually take photos.

Selina: Yeah.

Andrew: Mmm.

Micah: Whereas at the Exhibition they discourage you from doing that. Why? I don’t know.

Selina: Oh, that’s weird.

Andrew: They don’t just discourage you, they are watching and they tell you no. And at the beginning of the Exhibition they get two people sorted by the talking Sorting Hat – and I went up because it was me, my mom, and my brother and two other people going into the Exhibition – and I go up, but I wanted to get my picture taken because it looks like you’re getting sorted with the Sorting Hat, and they don’t even allow a picture during then!

Selina: That’s stupid.

Andrew: I don’t get it.

Selina: That’s dumb. I mean, that’s the thing… that was one of the best things about the Studio Tour, is that you get your picture in front of, like, the big door to the Chamber of Secrets…

Andrew: Yeah.

Selina: …and the bridge and the Dursleys house and stuff like that. It’s just… that stuff is fun.

Andrew: Yeah.

Selina: And the castle! Hogwarts! Oh my God.

Andrew: Oh yeah, the big scale of Hogwarts.

Selina: Yeah, they have the giant… that’s the best thing about it, is the giant Hogwarts at the end. That isn’t to scale, but you can just imagine yourself like this big and you are like life-size at Hogwarts. It’s amazing.

Andrew: Right. That’s cool, that’s cool.

Eric: So, we have two more stories…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: …completing the top seven, and these will go quick. I have this as a top story: On June 4th, Sony announced in a way of continuing their partnership with JK Rowling in bringing you all things awesome, the Harry Potter Book of Spells would be released, and this would feature spells from JK Rowling and be a new interactive video game experience.

Andrew: Mhm.

Eric: Now…

Andrew: Nobody has played this yet, in this group. Has anyone?

Eric: I have not.

Micah: No.

Eric: But the reason I say it’s a top story is because they are continuing to break new ground, really try and break new media in. And whether or not it succeeds we have yet to see, but it shows that in a way the spark hasn’t died, or at least their pockets haven’t sewn themselves shut. So, here…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: And with the new content from JK Rowling, it really makes sense…

[Cash register sound effect plays]

Eric: …that it would be attractive to do. So, I am actually interested. I will be playing this. I just need the right equipment and all that.

Andrew: I’m looking at a review on IGN – it’s a reputable video game site. They give it a 6.0 out of 10. They say it’s okay. “Book of Spells: not interactive enough to make it an enjoyable game and lacks the compelling narrative of a good book.”

Eric: Hmm.

Andrew: They say, “It has a fantastic presentation and the technology has great potential, but no real story. Shallow, repetitive gameplay and little replay value.”

Selina: That sounds like Pottermore.

[Andrew laughs]

Selina: No, it’s well presented…

Andrew: Well, they’re both by Sony.

Selina: …but it’s kind of…

Andrew: They’re both by Sony. So…

Selina: Right! But it sounds like the two… because they were released in a similar time frame to each other. It seems like the two are made from the same idea of having very, very simple walkthrough. You know what I mean?

Andrew: Yeah.

Selina: But having very nice looking art and things.

Andrew: Let me…

Eric: Replay value is one of those things, I think, that all of the Harry Potter video games have suffered from.

Andrew: Well, and it’s important for a system like this where you’re paying upward… I mean, we talked about this before. You need the system, you need the Playstation controller wand thing, you need the Eye, which is a camera, and you need this new Book of Spells device and the game. So, it just really adds up.

Eric: Yeah, for sure. But hopefully we’ll see in the coming year – maybe I can predict a sequel book that better uses the…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: …technology released. They put themselves out there, that’s my point. People are still putting themselves out there and releasing content. Whether or not it’s a thousand dollar series of behind-the-scenes books, or new technology. It’s something worth noting for the year. And then, finally, we’ve already…

Micah: Well, one thing I just want to add to that though, is I would encourage Warner Bros. and Sony and all these other places to try and come up with some things that are a little bit more affordable for fans.

Andrew: Mhm.

Micah: I mean, these are people who have poured in a lot of time and money into the series…

Eric: Already.

Micah: …over the last ten years, and I think that right now all you’re seeing them do is price gouging people.

Andrew: Well, wouldn’t you argue that Pottermore is basically that? It is a hundred percent free? So…

Micah: Yeah, but I also think that people would buy a book for thirty or forty dollars if all that information was contained in the book. So, I’m just talking about some of the other sets that we’ve seen. The Wizard’s Collection retailing for six hundred dollars. This other collection that we spoke about earlier in the show, a thousand dollars. I mean, it’s just ridiculous to think that people are going to spend that kind of money.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: I just… I’m not trying to be a grinch here like earlier in the show.

Andrew: Yes, you are!

Selina: Awww.

Micah: I’m looking out for the people who like the series and want to be able to get something for a reasonable price.

Andrew: Why don’t you write us something Harry Potter related, Micah, and release it for ten bucks? Write a fan fiction.

Micah: All right. I’m not going to write it.

Selina: Release a fan fiction for money. That’s going to go well.

Andrew: Do like a paragraph and release it for a quarter. Charge a quarter.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Micah’s first fan fiction. And we’ll bring Fireside Chats back.

Micah: Somebody just said in the chat, TheHpgirl4ever:

“‘Book of Spells’ is a Bobfail.”

Andrew: Ah yes, the Bobfail.

[Micah laughs]

Eric: Oh, Bobfail! That’s an end of year recap show history tradition.

Andrew: In the MuggleCasties.

Eric: Yes.

Andrew: We’re not doing the MuggleCasties this year, I’m sorry to tell everybody.

Eric: These equate themselves, and your comments in the chat are our MuggleCasties for this year. And now our final top moment of the year, this is number seven. We’ve kind of talked about it before, The Wizarding World of Harry Potter continues to see…

[Drumroll sound effect plays]

Eric: Oh.

Selina: Sorry! [laughs]

Eric: The Wizarding World of Harry Potter continues to see awards and ceremonies within its parks, and this includes the new film that they’re apparently producing for the expansion as well as the five millionth Butterbeer which was consumed earlier this month on the 13th of December.

Andrew: Yeah.

Selina: I’m sorry, didn’t we get the announcement that there was going to be a new park this year? Like one or two new parks?

Andrew: That was in December of last year.

Selina: Oh, was it? Oh, I’m sorry.

Andrew: So it was a year ago, yeah. Well, it’s funny. We’ve heard nothing about those. That was at the beginning of December 2011. Universal had announced Wizarding World Hollywood and they had announced an expansion coming to Wizarding World Orlando and they have said absolutely nothing since then. Which, whatever, but I thought for sure within a year we would hear something about one of these. Like even concept art for Universal Hollywood, but no. By the way, I think they are getting under way with Universal Hollywood or Wizarding World Hollywood because the MTV Movie Awards are not at the Gibson Amphitheater this year. This is the first year, and Gibson Amphitheater is one of the venues they’re knocking out to make room for Wizarding World Hollywood. So, I think that means… and that’s in March, the MTV Movie Awards. So, construction has to be starting really soon on that and knocking down stuff to make room for Wizarding World.

Eric: Right. That is exciting. And there were some behind-the-scenes kind of like of the construction of archways and stuff, weren’t there? I saw a Hypable post…

Andrew: Well, yeah… right, the Wizarding World Orlando expansion, it’s being built in Universal Studios. It’s going to be Diagon Alley in London, that’s the rumor. It still seems to be… Aj in the chat is asking:

“Still 2014-2015 for the expansion?”

And I think yes, that seems to be… I don’t think that’s really changed. [laughs] Bree in the chat says:

“Andrew’s hat looks real.”

And that’s because it is a real hat. [laughs]

Micah: It is. [laughs]

Andrew: I’m like what everybody else is wearing. Mine is so special effects.

Selina: Mine is totally real.

Andrew: Look at that, it always hangs on. What was I saying? So yeah, they’re putting the track down for the Gringotts ride, the rumored Gringotts ride at Wizarding World Orlando expansion.

Eric: Very cool.


Looking Forward to 2013


Andrew: So, that moves into our 2013 discussion to wrap up the show. What do we have to look forward to in the year 2013?

Eric: I will say, speaking of 2013 I did want to take this opportunity to plug the 2013 MuggleNet Fandom Calendar.

Andrew: Oh, yes.

Eric: Which is something that… we haven’t had an opportunity yet on this show to talk about it. There are some video commercials out there and some audio clips that we’ve played on the other MuggleNet podcasts, but just real quickly here I just want to talk about this. The MuggleNet 2013 Fandom Calendar features all of the events in the books, like the day that Harry and Dumbledore go to recruit Slughorn. All those little, intimate details about what dates they occurred on. It’s a 2013 calendar much like you’d normally find this time of year in stores on shelves, and each month features a different part of the fandom. So, we have fan art and fan conventions and HP fan trips and all that stuff for the monthly images, and then the individual dates are all about premieres and birthdays of the actors and actresses as well as the characters. So, there’s all the information you possibly need is on MuggleNet, or just Google “MuggleNet Fandom Calendar” and check out our commercials and everything. But if this is something that interests you, again, I guess a little late for Christmas now, but you can still use it, it’s not 2013 yet, and the dates and everything are on there. It will surprise you. Our attention to detail will surprise you. That’s my promise. MuggleNet.com 2013 Fandom Calendar.

Andrew: I think I should be in the calendar. I deserve that.

Eric: Well, you’ve got to… where were you when I was filming the commercial?

Andrew: You filmed the commercial?

Eric: Yeah, yeah, I filmed and produced it.

Andrew: Where is this commercial? Where do I watch the commercial?

Eric: It’s on YouTube. I can’t…

Andrew: Oh, I didn’t…

Eric: I tried already to post the link in the comments, but I guess, preventing spam, they don’t allow it. But yeah, there’s two commercials and actually you would have fit perfectly into the role of “Enthusiastic Fan”…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: …which I instead cast my good friend, Shannon Daly, in that role.

Andrew: Oh.

Eric: But yes, the commercial featured two people… well, and Hedwig. Hedwig made an appearance. But the two characters were “Enthusiastic Fan” and “Bored Roommate,” and I think you would have really fit “Enthusiastic Fan,” so that’s a shame.

Selina: You could have had your acting debut.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: So, what is there to look forward to in 2013? There are three things we have written down here. Look at this, I’m fixing up…

Eric: Can I steal from those three things? [laughs]

Andrew: What do you mean? You want to say one of them?

Eric: Can I read them off the list and be like, “Hey, this is what I’m looking forward to”?

Andrew: Oh. Well, I mean, I think they’re all things that we agree with.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: For one, the theme park announcement. As they continue to build in Orlando, at some point we’re going to see real Harry Potter stuff showing up. So, they can’t keep that quiet for much longer, I don’t think, although I was probably saying that at this time last year as well. They completed the London waterfront, which you can see and walk right on, but…

Eric: Really?

Andrew: Yeah. They just haven’t announced it yet. There’s… yeah, it’s crazy. And the reason I think they’re keeping it secret is because as soon as they announce it, potential people are going to start saying, oh, well we will just wait until the expansion opens and then… foot traffic-related reasons.

Eric: Right. Yeah, no, I’d say that holds some weight.

Andrew: Yeah. So, hopefully this year… because if they’re opening at, let’s say, 2014 – the way it seems to be moving, I would guess 2014 – if they open in 2014, then there has to be an announcement in 2013, I would think.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Maybe late in 2013.

Eric: At the end of the year, right?

Andrew: Yeah, yeah, sure. An encyclopedia announcement, what we’ve asked every year since 2007. [laughs] Will it be this year?

Selina: Yes!

Andrew: Selina, you think this is the year. Lucky thirteen.

Selina: No, actually I don’t think this is the year.

[Micah and Selina laugh]

Andrew: Oh.

Selina: I never think it’s going to be the year. But I mean, come on, please Jo.

[Andrew laughs]

Selina: We’ve had Casual Vacancy. We just… we want it so badly, and yeah. I feel if she waits too many more years, I’m going to… I don’t know if I’ll… I’m sure I’ll be excited, but I feel like if she releases too much in Pottermore, it’s like, what’s left? Or maybe that’s when she’s saving the lesbian reveal.

Andrew: Yeah, maybe.

Eric: For the encyclopedia.

Selina: Yeah.

Andrew: There has to be another gay character in the Harry Potter books.

Selina: It’s going to have a whole section on lesbian characters in Harry Potter.

Micah: Professor McGonagall, the…

Selina: Oh, yeah.

Andrew: In the chat…

Selina: Hermione, that’s going to be the big twist.

Andrew: In the chat, tomas says an announcement about Pottermore, the TV series, coming in 2013.

Eric: Ooh.

Andrew: I think that’s a great idea.

Selina: Oh, yeah. Yes, some casting.

Eric: You’ll only be able to view it on the back of plane seats and on your mobile device.

Andrew: Yeah, that’s another rumor. There’s going to be mobile… that’s something else to look forward to in 2013. Pottermore is supposed to be releasing in-flight… Pottermore in-flight something. I don’t know. They haven’t said what. They’ve just said Pottermore in-flight. So, you’ll be able to…

Selina: What?

Andrew: You’ll be able to do a potion? I don’t know.

Eric: Again, they’re pushing the boundaries, you know? They’re going to…

Selina: What’s their target audience for that?

Andrew: Everybody. They want… the CEO Charlie Redmayne has said, [in a bad British accent] “We want to get Pottermore everywhere that we can. That includes…”

Selina: That’s a very nice accent.

Andrew: “…mobile devices and seat-back entertainment…”

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: “…and in the bathrooms.”

[Selina laughs]

Eric: And then another JK Rowling book…

Andrew: He said that, right?

Eric: Yeah, he said that.

Micah: I was going to say something, but those words are not appropriate for this show.

Andrew: Hmm.

Eric: Well then, guys, in 2013 we may see the children’s book that JK Rowling was talking about.

Selina: Yes, possibly.

Eric: Which I will…

Micah: Read?

Eric: I’m going to not get it the day it comes out. I learned that lesson with The Casual Vacancy.

Andrew: Why? What was wrong with that?

Selina: I will.

Eric: Well, it’s just I know now that when she says I’m not her target audience for a book…

Andrew: [laughs] You believe it?

Eric: …it means I’m not her target audience for a book. So, oops. Shame on me.

Andrew: Well, I don’t even think I would buy it because I feel like if it’s a book for six to seven-year-olds, which she has said, then I don’t think I would read this. Right? Because…

Eric: I would rent it. I would get it from the library. You wouldn’t buy it because you know it’s just not for you. If you don’t have a kid or if you’re not a kid…

Selina: I would buy it because the thing about it being for younger kids is it’s going to have all those nice little messages about life and it’s going to teach me what to do with myself.

Andrew: Oh, that’s true. That’s true.

Selina: And it’s going to be like my Dr. Seuss, but by JK Rowling.

Eric: I don’t know, I don’t think it’ll be all that cheery.

Andrew: Oh, it’s not going to be miserable.

Selina: Aww. [laughs] It’s like, “Well, my pet died, and then I fell…”

[Micah laughs]

Eric: That’s the thing, is… to be honest…

Micah: That’s The Casual Vacancy.

Selina: [laughs] Spoilers.

Eric: Even if… but I’m talking about Harry Potter. Even if Harry Potter focused, I think, a little bit too much on death…

[Dramatic music sound effect plays]

Eric: …as a big thing… so I don’t know. I wouldn’t… is a plane going by or is it like a stampede, Micah?

Selina: A sound effect. It’s like, “Dunnn!”

Eric: Oh. Anyway… no, I don’t think the children’s book will be that cheery. I’m just saying, going by her past history it probably won’t be.

Andrew: I will read it in the kids section of Barnes and Noble. Honest to God. I will sit down with the other kids in Barnes and Noble.

Eric: Aww.

Andrew: You know how they have the little kid table with the chairs?

Micah: Will you read… you should read to them.

Selina: Oh my God, you should!

Andrew: I’ll read… I’ll host daily readings of the children’s book.

Selina: Oh my God. [laughs]

Andrew: Gather around, kids! It’s time to read…

Micah: You’ve got to do the voices, too.

Andrew:A Witch in the Wardrobe. [laughs] Or, I don’t know. What would she name a kid’s… Babbity Rabbity. It’s time to read Babbity Rabbity. Gather around, everybody. That would be very…

[Rimshot sound effect plays]

Selina: Yeah.

[Micah laughs]

Selina: You scare me every time.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Stop belittling my jokes! So, I think that’s a sure-fire bet because a children’s book – it won’t take long to edit, really. The illustrations will take a while, but I think that could get out in 2013. She announced The Casual Vacancy in what? March, like we said.

Eric: Mhm.

Andrew: And it came out six months later.

Eric: In September, yeah.

Andrew: So, I bet she could announce a book and it would come out two months later or three months later, a children’s book.

Micah: I’m interested to see what Warner Bros. comes up with as far as a new way to try and engage fans. It seems like…

Andrew: I thought you were going to say price gouge. [laughs]

Micah: I was, but I changed it at the last minute. Just in terms of… they came up with the Exhibition and then they moved over to the Studio Tour and they have the theme park, so I’m sure there’s other ideas that they can come up with of things to do.

Andrew: You think so? What could be next?

Micah: Also, where’s the Exhibition going next? It’s back in New York, I think, through March.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: And then who knows.

Andrew: They should go somewhere entirely new this time.

Eric: Yeah. Well, they weren’t supposed to ever come back to the States. They were doing an international thing and then I think they gave up for the holidays and just came back where they knew it would be successful.

Andrew: I can’t imagine how they moved some of that stuff. I mean, some of this stuff in the Exhibition is huge. It must cost a fortune.

Eric: Trucks. Trains. Planes. Boats.

Andrew: Yeah, planes. I can’t imagine that big joker thing on a plane.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: That thing is gigantic.

Eric: That’s creepy as hell. I would not fly on the same plane as that.

Andrew: No, me either.

Eric: Even if it was in cargo, locked up.

Selina: It wouldn’t get a seat!

[Micah laughs]

Eric: The joker? The jack-in-the-box?

Andrew: No, yeah, of course not! Duh!

Selina: It would be in the…

Andrew: It would get a row.

Selina: Yes. [laughs] Right.

Andrew: Not even a whole row. It would get the edge of a row.

Eric: Creepy-as thing. No, actually in the chat, here’s a 2013 thing to look forward to. Erik Leedjärv says:

“Announcement of MuggleCast the Movie!”

Selina: Oh my God! I wish that were true.

Eric: Or maybe a BBC mini series.

[Selina laughs]

Andrew: How about MuggleCast the Musical movie?

Eric: The musical movie?

Selina: The Musical. MuggleCast the Musical.

Eric: We can feature all of your rap songs, Andrew.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: And all of your music videos.

Andrew: I was thinking Les Mis style, where we just sing everything.

Eric: Oh. You’ve seen it, though.

Selina: Yes.

Andrew: [singing] “Micah, tell us what is in the news today.”

[Selina laughs]

Andrew: And Micah…

Micah: You didn’t do that already?

Andrew: Oh, I wish. We should do that sometime. Just sing everything.

Selina: Just a musical episode. Why the hell not?

Andrew: It can only be ten minutes because people wouldn’t be able to stand anything longer than that.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Yes. Good ideas, good ideas all around. So, I think that’s it for what to look forward to in 2013. Unless anybody has anything else in that.

Selina: There’s nothing more. [laughs]

Micah: The world didn’t end, so we should have a lot to look forward to.

Eric: Really, the sky is the limit.

Andrew: Absolutely.

[Rimshot sound effect plays]


Micah’s Announcement


Andrew: Okay, and then to wrap the show, as we teased, Micah has an announcement. Micah, tell us, [laughs] what is your announcement?

Micah: [mocking Andrew] What’s in the news?

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: No, I think…

Andrew: Micah’s going to make… Micah is the news this time, yo!

Micah: Yeah, so I was actually thinking we were just going to end the show and I would be able to say, “For the last time, from MuggleNet, I’m Micah Tannenbaum.”

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: But yeah, that’s kind of the big announcement. After seven years, I’m leaving MuggleNet. I won’t be with the site anymore, moving forward. I’ll still be doing the podcast with all of you guys. But it’s been a crazy ride for seven years. I’ve had a great experience, meeting a lot of great people, some of which are included in this call.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Micah: I’m just joking. But yeah, so that’s kind of the big announcement as you billed it as, Andrew.

Andrew: Right. Well, like you said, seven years. I did seven years at MuggleNet, and you did seven years at MuggleNet.

Micah: I’m just copying you.

Andrew: Eric has done seventy-seven years at MuggleNet.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Eric: And I don’t look a day over twenty-four.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: And Selina was smart enough to stay away the whole time.

[Andrew laughs]

Selina: Oh, no.

Andrew: Well, Micah, I will say you were my best hire ever at MuggleNet. I mean that.

Micah: Well, thank you.

Selina: Aww.

Andrew: Yeah, you’re welcome.

Eric: Let’s just give a round of applause! A pat on the… oh, do we have applause?

Andrew: Of course there’s an applause sound effect on here.

[Applause sound effect plays]

Eric: Woo!

Andrew: I applaud Micah on seven wonderful years at MuggleNet.

[Applause sound effect plays]

Andrew: And you mentioned at the end of this month, that’ll be your… even though you may have mentioned you’ve taken a step back.

Micah: Mhm.

[Sad trombone sound effect plays]

Andrew: For a little bit of a transition over the past few months. Well, that’s good. I think that’s… I’m happy for you with your run at MuggleNet. Good times.

Eric: What are you doing next, Micah? Where are you going?

Andrew: Yeah, what’s next? What’s next?

Micah: What’s next? Just a lot of stuff going on with work and… some of you know, but I don’t think everybody knows that I work for the NBA, and so we’re in season. It’s pretty crazy right now. And that other podcast called Game of Owns, I’ll be working on…

Selina: Yay!

Micah: …moving forward. We released… because we did such a great job of promoting it earlier, we do three shows every week about the hit TV show and book series Game of Thrones, and we have a lot of fun with it. Three of the hosts are on here right now: Eric, Selina, and myself. We also have our friend Zack Luye, who is on the show. And Hodor makes an appearance every once in a while.

Selina: Hodor was on, yes.

Andrew: Wow, another Games of Owns plug on this show.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: What on earth? [laughs]

Selina: We’ve got three…

Micah: Well, you asked what am I going to be doing!

Andrew: Well, people are leaving nice messages for you…

[Fanfare sound effect plays]

Micah: I thought you were going to just say they’re leaving.

Andrew: No.

[Micah and Selina laugh]

Andrew: Because they’re sick of this sad news. But yeah, like you said, still be on MuggleCast. Wherever the future lies for MuggleCast and all that.


Show Close


Andrew: Well, that’s a great way to the end of the show. Thank you everybody for listening. It’s been another great year of MuggleCast. You can visit MuggleCast.com to find our social media outlets, of course – with the Twitter, which is Twitter.com/MuggleCast. We have a Facebook, which is Facebook.com/MuggleCast. You can find all the transcripts on MuggleCast.com. You can follow our fan Tumblr, or just go to MuggleCast.Tumblr.com. And you can subscribe and review us on iTunes over there as well, and download all the old episodes. I know people like listening to the back episodes a lot, and that’s one way to do it, so…

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: Thank you everyone for listening.

Micah: I was just going to add…

Andrew: crystilflower says:

“Play a song for Micah! Wait, who’ll do the news?”

Again, Micah is still going to be on MuggleCast. He’s not leaving MuggleCast, so…

Micah: But I was just going to add really quick before we go, that there are also transcripts of each show…

Andrew: I said that!

Micah: Did you?

Andrew: Yes!

Micah: Oh. Well, I just wanted to thank them then.

Andrew: [laughs] Yes.

Micah: For all the hard work that they do. That’s how I got my start, actually. You’re talking about leaving MuggleNet after seven years, but that’s how I got started with MuggleNet and MuggleCast. So, they do a great job over there. And it’s thankless work, I think, in some respects because you’re sitting here…

Andrew: Definitely.

Micah: They must never want to listen to a show when we normally put it out because they’re so sick of hearing our voices. Over and over and over again. But I just wanted to say thanks to Tracey and her group because they do a great job.

Andrew: Yeah. Thank you, guys. Thank you very much. We do appreciate that. So, we will see everybody next time for Episode 261. Goodnight and good luck.

Eric: Goodnight!

Andrew: And happy holidays.

Eric: Yes.

Selina: Good night! Happy Holidays!

Micah: Happy Holidays!

Eric: Happy Holidays!

[Andrew laughs]

[Applause sound effect plays]

[Selina laughs]

Andrew: What a face.

[Show music begins]

[Drumroll sound effect plays]

Andrew: And before we end this broadcast, just thanks to everybody who’s been listening on the live stream. We had about… we averaged about 130 people, so that was good.

[Applause, fanfare, and gong sound effects play]

Andrew: And we will see everybody in the future…

[Gong sound effect plays]

Andrew: …on an episode. Goodbye!

[Show music continues]

Transcript #259

MuggleCast 259 Transcript


Show Intro


[“Hedwig’s Theme” plays]

Andrew: Because we finished reading The Casual Vacancy – at least one of us did – this is MuggleCast Episode 259 for October 28th, 2012.

[Show music begins]

Andrew: Welcome to MuggleCast Episode 259. Eric, Selina, Micah, and I are all here this week. Hello gentlemen and lady.

Selina: Hello.

Eric: Hello.

Andrew: Fair lady.

Micah: Hello.

Eric: This is so odd…

Selina: I know. [laughs]

Eric: …seeing you, Andrew, in your Google headband and monocle.

Andrew: Yeah, we’re doing a Google Hangout chat to talk. It’s fun.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: I like it.

Micah: It’s interesting, we’re all dressed up for Halloween.

[Selina laughs]

Micah: I’m not… except for Selina. I’m not quite sure what she is.

Andrew: I don’t even see Selina.

Selina: I know.

Eric: Selina is a black hole.

Selina: Well, mine was just a green screen, so I turned it off because that was weird.

Andrew: Oh.

Selina: Look, I’m just green.

Andrew: Maybe your camera is just broken.

Selina: Maybe. So, I was like whatever. [laughs]

Andrew: Eric, could you get closer to your mic? You’re still low compared to everybody else.

Eric: Sorry, I have to…

Andrew: That’s much better.

Eric: I pretty much have to hold the mic like this.

Andrew: Oh.

Eric: What do you have? You have like a mechanical arm.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Dude, I’m just going to get one of those.

Andrew: Yeah, you should.

[Selina laughs]

Andrew: So, we have some news to catch up on and we also are going to talk about The Casual Vacancy. A couple of people have finished it. Not everybody, however.

Eric: Yeah.

Selina: Nope. [laughs]

Andrew: [laughs] And we have some emails to… wait, did you not finish it, Selina?

Selina: No. [laughs]

Andrew: Oh no.

Eric: Whoa.

Micah: Do you know what happens though?

Eric: You were the closest!

Selina: No. [laughs]

Micah: Wow.

Andrew: Yeah, you were the closest. What happened?

Micah: So…

Selina: I didn’t read anything. [laughs]

Eric: The ball has been dropped.

Andrew: So, it all comes down to Micah. [laughs] The MuggleCast review of The Casual Vacancy is actually the Micah review of The Casual Vacancy.

Eric: Wow.

Selina: Yay.

Micah: All right.

Andrew: So, we’ll talk about that in a little bit, but first the news. Micah, what is happening in the world of Harry Potter this month?


News: JK Rowling in New York City


Micah: Well, it’s really the world of JK Rowling, [laughs] not the world of Harry Potter

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: …because she’s been out on her promotional tour for The Casual Vacancy and she made a stop in New York City a couple of weeks ago. And some of us were there.

Andrew: Yeah, how was that?

Micah: It was good. It’s always good to kind of see everybody get together, minus a few obviously – Andrew and Selina, we didn’t see you there – but it was kind of like a mini reunion…

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: …of sorts. It was kind of like Chicago all over again, but with a few less people. And it was fun. Not to be too critical of the person doing the interviewing, but I didn’t find her that engaging, and I’m forgetting her name right now but she really… she seemed to be way more of a fan than a professional, and so… I mean, I can understand that being in the presence of JK Rowling and being responsible for interviewing her, but I really felt like it was more about her [laughs] and less about JK Rowling, and she talked way too much and JK Rowling didn’t talk quite enough.

Eric: Well, authors tend to have a shorthand that they talk to each other in sometimes because this…

Micah: Like a pimp hand?

Eric: No, a shorthand. [laughs] A pimp hand. No, it’s a vernacular, it’s vocab. So, they talk to you… so, she was asking… I think her name was Ann and she was an author and she was asking Jo about her creative process and things like that, and so some of the questions she would ask I found that I was very interested in because I like to look into writing and I found those questions interesting. But there was… I was uncomfortable at certain times when she was just talking about her own writing and her own work, and here I am wanting to learn more about JK Rowling. So, if they had a time limit – and they did – I feel like it could have been better used to ask even more questions of JK Rowling because getting your book signed… that was not the time to ask Jo a question. If you wanted to have your question asked, it needed to be done… submitted in the weeks prior. And the questions that… well, some of the questions that Jo was being asked during the event were submitted, but on the whole – and they even joked about this – she had a stack of cards with everybody’s questions on it and really probably only got to about five of them that night, out of fifteen or twenty it looked like.

Micah: Right.

Andrew: I think it’s important, though, to have somebody who is really excited about being in the presence of JK Rowling though.

Eric: That’s true.

Andrew: You know?

Eric: That’s true because she, in a way, then represented all of us who were…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: …just as excited.

Andrew: Definitely.

Micah: Yeah, but I think the other part of it, though… you have to remember that the people there paid to see JK Rowling.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Micah: They didn’t pay to see Ann Patchett, that was her name.

Andrew: They only paid thirty-five bucks, though. [laughs]

Micah: I know, but how many opportunities do you get to see JK Rowling and to listen to her talk? I thought overall it was great, though. She read from a passage in The Casual Vacancy and really that part that Eric talked about, that Q&A…

[Drum roll plays]

Micah: …was very, very short, from the fans themselves.

Eric: Yeah. Yeah, that definitely was. And even the reading. She did a reading…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: But I found the whole evening was kind of short. We ended up waiting quite a while afterwards to get our stuff signed, but…

Micah: The hour deadline… I say deadline, but that’s kind of what it was like. They stuck to that hour time frame very, very strictly. It literally ended right at nine o’clock and they moved it over to the signing portion.

Andrew: And that’s obviously because JK Rowling had a lot of books to sign, I’m sure.

Eric: Two thousand, yes.

Micah: Just a few.

Eric: A thousand more than she was even going to and I’m so glad that she still decided to do that for everybody, but…

Andrew: So…

Selina: Did she sign everybody’s books?

Eric: Yeah, she signed every one.

Selina: Oh, man.

Eric: And not only that, everybody got a new copy of the book because there’s no way to facilitate “bring your own Casual Vacancy,” whatever. They had… we all got a brand new book and it was already… the flap was already in the page so that you just open it up and it was right to the page that Jo would sign, which is the fifth or sixth page.

Selina: Wow.

Andrew: So, Eric, what did you say to Jo?

Eric: So… [laughs]

Micah: Uh-oh.

Eric: I’m laughing because…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: …I asked Micah this question afterwards. No, no, no, I asked Micah… I’m going to… I don’t want ruin this, I don’t want to spoil this for Micah, but I asked him afterwards. I was like, “So, Micah, what did you say to Jo?” and he says, “Uhhh, you know, nothing.”

[Andrew and Selina laugh]

Eric: And I was like, “What do you mean?” and he was like, “Oh, you know, I may have said thank you afterwards.”

Micah: I did say thank you.

Andrew: Were you speechless, Micah?

Micah: No, it goes by very, very quickly and what else are you going to say? I said thank you and… she actually fumbled with the book when she was giving it back to me, so…

Andrew: She was nervous to meet you.

Eric: Whoa, you had that effect on her.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: Yeah. [laughs]

Andrew: But… well, Eric, what did you say?

Eric: Yeah, I said… I had a script, I had a thing that I played with while I was waiting in line. I knew that we’d only have three to five seconds.

Andrew: Right.

Eric: So, I came up with this speech and I didn’t introduce myself. Several other people from MuggleNet were like, “Hey, I’m so and so from MuggleNet,” and she was like, “I love MuggleNet!” and stuff. I didn’t waste that time. I basically said… what did I say? “Thank you for continuing to put pen to paper. You have a wonderful voice,” – meaning writing voice – and, “I love your simile and metaphor.”

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: And she said thank you.

Selina: Awww.

Eric: That was it. That was what I did. And as she was signing the book… and then I got pushed to leave, so that was it.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: But that was really… that was what I was looking forward to the most out of this event. We can criticize the…

Andrew: Yeah, definitely.

Eric: …question and answer, or whatever, but actually just being able to thank her in person – there’s the eye contact, that kind of thing – for everything that happened with Harry Potter. And it wasn’t a Harry Potter event. People were not allowed to bring anything Harry Potter-wise into the line. Nothing at all. But still, I wanted to thank her in person for that impact. So, this was a good opportunity for that and I’d say it was well worth the trip.

Andrew: I did watch the video, the first fifty minutes of the event, so I got a good sense of that interviewer and the atmosphere and the audience. And it seemed like a complete… everybody there was a huge Harry Potter fan. I don’t think anybody there has never read Harry Potter or…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah, they were hardcore JK Rowling fans. So… well, it seems like everybody had a good time. I had a couple of other friends who went, and they said it was a great time as well. I know when…

Micah: Well, afterwards was even better.

Andrew: Why?

Micah: We went to this bar and did these Harry Potter shots.

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: I think we’re old enough to say that at this point on the podcast.

Eric: Did you just say that afterwards was better than the JK Rowling event?

Andrew: [laughs] Because alcohol was involved.

Eric: I’m pretty sure that’s what you just said, Micah. We are adults.

Andrew: I saw photos from that, the place that was doing the Harry Potter Fireball Whiskey shots or… what was that? They were on fire! The shots were on fire!

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: They were on fire.

Eric: And…

Andrew: And the bartender had a Harry Potter scarf, and… good stuff.

Eric: There were incantations. He gave us a scarf, and a hat, and a wand, and we were supposed to… what is this place called? Do you remember, Micah?

Micah: It’s called the Barcelona Bar.

Eric: Barcelona Bar in New York City. And this… you wouldn’t be able to… it’s hard to find from the outside because there’s currently scaffolding on the building, but Micah’s friend, Nicole… not Danielle, right?

Micah: Not Danielle. [laughs]

Eric: Not Danielle. Nicole…

Micah: Eric called her Danielle the whole time.

Eric: …knew about this. She didn’t even say anything. Nice girl, right?

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Didn’t even say that I had her name wrong the whole time, but… no, so they have these specialty shots from all different literature and movies and pop culture and stuff, and the Harry Potter shot involves them literally handing you these props, asking you to cast a spell, and then he lights them on fire, these… the more the merrier is just… so we had nine, and he lights them on fire and he’s shouting some kind of… it was kind of adult what he was saying, weird rambling crap about Harry and his trials at Hogwarts, but then the fire just keeps going and going and going and going and eventually he blows it out and you’ve got this very hot, cinnamon-y, kind of apple shot to drink.

Andrew: That’s awesome.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Well, good stuff. Glad that all worked out. Did they have a… but they knew ahead of time you were coming, right? The Harry Potter

Micah: No.

Andrew: What?

Eric: No, they just regularly offer… and I wonder if I took any pictures of the blackboard, but it’s like a chalkboard and they have all the list of all their different shots. There’s an Indiana Jones shot…

Andrew: Oh, wow. This place sounds awesome.

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: Yeah, and they just do different things. Well, that’s the thing, is the shots, I feel, really saved this place…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: …for… otherwise…

Micah: Well, it’s a hole in the wall. That’s what he’s trying to say.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: And that’s what their moneymaker is, is that they do themed shots.


News: JK Rowling’s Future Writing Projects and Pottermore


Andrew: Oh, okay. Cool. So, there’s been lots of interviews about The Casual Vacancy and, of course, most of them have involved Harry Potter. I got to say, a lot of these interviews were very repetitive. [laughs] I’ve been getting very bored with each new one that comes out.

Eric: I feel bad for JK Rowling. [laughs]

Andrew: I know! And she has to answer every time like it’s some big revelation that she’s saying. One of the questions was, though, what will be her next book? And she does say that it is likely to be a children’s book. She hasn’t committed to it yet, but she has two children’s books and one other adult book I think she has pretty much written at this point. And one of them, for six to seven year olds, is the one she believes is going to be her next book that’s released.

Selina: I’m so relieved. [laughs] I don’t think I can handle all that grown-up stuff.

Eric: Oh, really?

Andrew: But are we to be… as adults now, are we to be even excited about a book for six or seven year olds? It’s just going to be some children’s picture book, right?

Selina: Yeah.

Eric: There’s no way that I’m going to get into this next book of hers. I can tell already that it’s just going to be… it’s going to be a great book, I’m sure, but it’s not for my age type.

Andrew: Of course.

Eric: I can already see myself going, “I’m not…”

Micah: Yeah, but you’ll collect it at the end of the day. You’re going to go out and buy it, right?

Eric: I really don’t know.

Andrew: I don’t know. I don’t know if I’ll buy it.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: I’ll definitely go to the bookstore and read it, but…

Selina: I’ll buy it.

Micah: Selina is going to buy it.

[Andrew laughs]

Selina: Yeah, I’m going to buy it [laughs] just to… no, I think that it’s going to be really interesting because I think where Jo really went out of her way this time to show that this was not Harry Potter and she was writing for adults in this really real story. I feel like now she’s going to be writing for children. She’s going to… she’s proven herself, you know? She’s going to go write something, I don’t know, fantastical in some way? At least that’s my hope. And while it might be for a lot smaller children, I think I’ll still really enjoy it. Maybe that’s just more about me, though. [laughs]

Andrew: No, yeah, it will definitely be a fun book, I would think, and something whimsical. I would have no reason to buy it, really. I mean, we’re entering this era now where it’s like, do I buy every JK Rowling book no matter what? Or what do I do? Do Stephen King fans…

Selina: Right.

Andrew: …buy every single Stephen King book?

Selina: I think they do, actually. [laughs] But…

Eric: He’s written like fifty of them, though.

Andrew: But that’s probably because they’re all for adults.

Eric: Yeah.

Selina: I guess that’s kind of the thing, is that did The Casual Vacancy prove to you that you are, in fact, a JK Rowling fan, or are you just going to accept that you’re – quote, unquote – just a Harry Potter fan? That’s the difference.

Andrew: Yeah, yeah. Anything else…

Micah: That’s a good point.

Andrew: …that she has said recently that’s been of interest in interviews?

Eric: She had a few interesting things to say about The Casual Vacancy, like specifics about The Casual Vacancy, during that interview at the Koch Center. But otherwise, in interviews I think it’s been kind of, like you said before, repetitive. Nothing terribly new and interesting about that.

Micah: Yeah, there is one Potter comment about wishing that she could still speak with Dumbledore, but I feel like that’s something that she’s said before in the past.

Eric: She has.

Andrew: Mhm.

Micah: So…

Eric: And I’m like if anybody can speak to Dumbledore still, it’s JK Rowling.

[Eric and Selina laugh]

Eric: She could… I don’t know why that’s a complaint because she could just write a paragraph where she talks to him, or a page or two, but…

Micah: Now, we know that she hasn’t ruled Potter out in the future if something does come up, but do you guys think we will see another Potter novel, whether it be ten years from now, fifteen years from now? I don’t understand how she could have that much knowledge in her head and not want to go ahead and put it down on paper again if there is a good story that she can write.

Eric: I think what’s in her head are the bits and pieces, the fragments of stuff, like stuff that never made it into the first book because it’s not relevant. I think what she means when she said she still walks in and out of the walls of Hogwarts, and if there were a good story that came upon her as being worth telling she would tell it. I think what that means is she needs another central character because she’s done with Harry. So, where in the timeline and where in that world is there another kind of story that’s equally interesting, or that’s going to appeal to her in the same way that Harry’s hero’s journey over the course of seven years at Hogwarts arrested her and got her to tell it. So, I think that’s what it is. What she’s looking for is another character to follow, or another journey that…

Selina: Albus Severus.

Eric: Yeah, Albus Severus. It could be Harry’s direct kid or it could be somewhere else in the world at another school or maybe at an orphanage, [laughs] maybe at a senate seat of a high council.

Selina: Oh God. [laughs]

Eric: More political. It could be a more political book, it could be a vastly different book than Harry Potter but in his world, is what I…

Selina: That’s kind of true, and I never really thought about that because I always assumed if she was going to go back to Potter, she would either write about Harry’s children or Harry’s parents or the founders of Hogwarts. I never really assumed she would go anywhere else, but you’re absolutely right. She could write about Beauxbatons or something, we have no idea.

Andrew: She has said that Harry’s story is finished, so…

Selina: Right.

Eric: Yeah, so…

Andrew: We’ll never see more with Harry as the lead character. I do think if she does return to Harry Potter, it will be a while from now because she has said in these interviews that she has multiple books prepared in the pipeline and it seems like none of those are Harry Potter.

Eric: That’s true, although there is Pottermore, and I did want to ask you guys if you’ve continued or finished Chamber of Secrets on Pottermore yet because quite a bit of the book is available now, isn’t it?

Andrew: Yes. Yeah, I mean, I’ve been through it. We’re going to get the final Chamber of Secrets chapters this upcoming week.

Eric: Okay. The reason I ask is because I wondered about the new content that she continues to release on there. At least, for now, that seems to be the only place where we’re going to get Harry Potter content from Jo, though.

Andrew: Yeah, yeah.

Eric: Summarizing those interviews that she said.

Andrew: It feels like an encyclopedia is very unlikely in the near future. I think Pottermore has to be completely finished before we can even start considering the idea of an encyclopedia happening.

Micah: Yeah, I agree. And I think, from what I remember going through, I know when the next set of chapters was released for Chamber of Secrets, I did start the process of going through and looking at the new information, but I don’t think I made it all the way through, so I’m not up to this next set of chapters that are going to be released in the upcoming week. But… and again, nothing kind of stood out to me, Andrew. I don’t know if it did to you, about those chapters. There’s no really big information that I can remember.

Andrew: No. Let me look through my notes. There was… they had… there was a new piece on King’s Cross Station, there was a new piece on purebloods, new piece on Peeves, new piece on Hogwarts ghosts, and new piece on Draco Malfoy. So, there were five new sections of writing from JK Rowling, which was cool. This next one is believed to have information on the Sword of Gryffindor, the Chamber of Secrets, and ghosts. Just in time for Halloween, appropriately enough.

Eric: Well, I’d like to know more on the Chamber of Secrets for sure.

Andrew: Well, if you can’t…

Micah: Well, follow the spiders.

Andrew: If you can’t wait, lucky for you, there is this… I’ve learned in the past week there is this Pottermore hacker…

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: …and he got into the new Pottermore stuff early. And this guy is legit because he’s done it before. The content that he unearthed before is real.

Eric: Wow.

Andrew: His name is SnitchSpirit. He games the system to get all these extra points and stuff. It’s crazy. So, I have a link there in the show notes and it goes to a Google Doc. We didn’t publish it on Hypable because I didn’t need Pottermore knocking and being like, [in a stern voice] “Take that down, that’s illegal.”

Eric: Yeah, yeah.

[Selina laughs]

Andrew: But it’s still up on Google Docs, and we won’t read it yet. We should get back to going through some of this new content.

Eric: Sure.

Andrew: Because I… there’s a boatload of stuff. I mean, the Chamber of Secrets and the Sword of Gryffindor entries are pretty long. I imagine the ghosts entry is pretty long as well. And as you guys recall, in Halloween years past here on MuggleCast, we’ve done ghost-themed episodes.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: And actually, we’re all dressed up for this Halloween episode. It’s just that nobody can see us.

Selina: [laughs] It’s so cool!

[Andrew laughs]

Selina: I wish I could do it, too.

Andrew: We should take a… somebody can take another picture if you want, with the bigger screen.

Eric: Selina, you should still add some effects. See if you still can add some, like, facial hair to your green screen.

Andrew: I don’t think it will work, though, because Micah’s didn’t turn on until his full face was in the camera.

Selina: When I tried doing it before, I just started a drumroll by accident…

[Everyone laughs]

Selina: …which I’m sorry about.

Eric: If you… go to props. I think it just places a prop right in the middle no matter where you are.

Selina: Oh yeah, I see it.

Eric: With the birthday cake? Click it, see if… does that work?

Micah: But… and I don’t like saying this, but as it relates to Pottermore…

Selina: Yay!

Micah: …I’ve just… I’ve lost interest.

Andrew: In Pottermore?

Micah: Yeah, and I just don’t find myself running to the computer maybe as I did at the beginning to see what new information she’s going to put out there. It’s just…

Andrew: Really?

Micah: It’s not that exciting.

Eric: Well, that’s a personal choice. It’s your personal journey through Pottermore. I think what turned me off about the Chamber of Secrets was that they’re only releasing four chapters at a time, instead of doing a full book like they did with the first book.

Selina: Yeah.

Micah: Right.

Eric: So there’s that. But I know for a fact that one day when I’m feeling the Harry Potter vibe, I’m going to go in and read it all. I will do it. I’m not going to say that somehow they’re failing at interesting me. It’s my own personal thing. I’ve got plenty of things going on in my real life: joined a gym, trying to finish Casual Vacancy, all this other stuff.

Selina: [laughs] It’s a tough job.

Eric: It’s not ready for… I’m not ready for Pottermore yet. I’m going to let it in and I’m going to read it all, but probably only after all of it is released. Three chapters at a time thing is killing me.

Selina: For me I feel like it was so important while the show… while the series was still going on, it was so important for me to learn every tiny little detail. But now, I’m kind of with Micah in that I’m not so excited for every little piece of information, but I still really want to know about the characters. I still really want to know more about the backstories of all these people like McGonagall and everything, but things like how ghosts work and stuff kind of feels irrelevant to me now because we don’t need to use it for anything.

Eric: Yeah, because there’s not going to be a new story necessarily…

Selina: Right.

Eric: …where the ghosts… everything the ghosts were ever going to do in a Harry Potter book has already happened.

Selina: Mhm.

Eric: So, I guess that’s what you mean.

Selina: Yes, that’s what I mean.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: I think they have to release the chapters in these batches of three or four at a time because that’s how people… that’s when their traffic spikes. And the Pottermore CEO said that. They’re trying to combat that right now, find out ways… figure out ways to get people coming back on a regular basis because they admitted that the traffic spikes when there are new chapters released, and rightfully so. I mean, imagine how much longer we would… okay, let’s say they release a whole book, you tear through it in like half an hour…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Forty-five minutes, and then you’re done for six months. See you later! [laughs]

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: Right, they have to stagger it. That’s the whole point, I agree.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: And I like how they’ve taken a completely different approach. If you look at their marketing campaign, it’s changed a little bit. Now they’re trying to get people excited all over again with the whole “Follow the spiders.”

Andrew: Yeah, tell us about that. So, in all seriousness, did Pottermore… did they reach out to MuggleNet, like, “Hey, put these ads on your site”?

Micah: Yeah, pretty much. [laughs] That’s what they said. They said, “We’re kind of really trying to gear up and get people excited about the final chapters of Chamber of Secrets,” and I think that they’re going to probably look to do more of that, even, moving forward, because it gives something extra. It’s something that people can kind of reflect on at the same time, too, because maybe you remember it from the movies or you remember it from reading the books, and it’s a cool concept. Follow the spiders, see what happens.

Andrew: Definitely.

Micah: So…

Eric: [as Ron] “Why couldn’t it be follow the butterflies?”

Selina: Awww. [laughs]

Micah: I knew he was going to do that. I was waiting for somebody, and I figured Eric would do it.

Andrew: What else is in the news, Micah?

MuggleCast 259 Transcript (continued)


News: Harry Potter: The Exhibition Returns to NYC


Micah: Well, we talked…

Andrew: We’ll get back to Casual Vacancy in a bit.

Micah: Yeah, we talked about this a little bit – maybe it was the last episode – that Harry Potter: The Exhibition is returning to New York City after spending much time abroad – or maybe not much time abroad, depending on how you look at it – and it’s going to be here the… when is November 3rd? This week it returns. This Saturday, I want to say?

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Nice.

Micah: To Discovery Times Square, and…

Andrew: Just in time for Election Day.

Micah: Yes, I’m sure that’s exactly what they were looking to line it up with. [laughs]

Andrew: No, for the holidays, actually.

Micah: For the holidays, and they have mentioned that there will be props from both Deathly Hallows movies, which there may not have been the first time around. Possibly from Part 1, but definitely there was nothing from Part 2. And they’re also going to look to do a couple of holiday themed areas in the exhibition, so…

Andrew: Oh.

Micah: …it should be fun.

Andrew: So, are you going to go again? You’ve been before, are you going to go again?

Micah: Yeah, I think I’ll go again just to see the new props, and the holiday stuff sounds cool.

Andrew: I haven’t been yet. Maybe I’ll have to go with you. Can we go on a date?

Micah: Yeah, sure.

Andrew: Yes!

Micah: Are you going to be back for the holiday season?

Andrew: Well, yeah, of course. [laughs] Yeah.

Micah: Are you going to visit the family?

Andrew: Thanksgiving and Christmas, yeah.

Eric: Oh man.

Micah: Can your sister come?

[Everyone laughs]

Selina: Oh my God.

Eric: This is just getting wildly off topic.

Andrew: No, but I…

Micah: And the rest of your family, of course.

Andrew: Right, of course. I haven’t been to the exhibition yet, so I’m interested in going to it. I was just curious if it…

Eric: I’m surprised you haven’t been.

Andrew: I’m just… well, it’s never been where I’ve been, you know what I mean? It was probably in New York while I was there, but I never… it was in New York while I was there but I was just like, “Yeah, whatever.” But this time I won’t take it for granted. I was just curious, Micah, as someone who has been before because I’m sure there are people listening who may ponder going again.

Micah: Yeah, I’m interested to know…

Andrew: How much?

Micah: …what the price tag on it is.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Yeah, I haven’t taken a look. I know tickets are on sale already, but if you remember, the last time that this opened there was a huge DVD release and they…

Andrew: Right.

Micah: …kind of blew the whole thing out with the red carpet. The DVD was for… was it Deathly Hallows: Part 1, maybe, at that time?

Andrew: Yeah, it was Part 1. Mhm.

Micah: And it just happened to coincide with the opening of the exhibition in New York, so it was a really big, big event with a lot of the actors and actresses from the series.


News: Harry Potter Stopped Andy Murray from Reading


Andrew: I’ll do the last news story of the day because I wrote about it. Tennis star Andy Murray – I just wanted to bring this up because this is too funny to me – he was asked recently about his reading habits, and he blamed his lack of reading on Harry Potter. He said, “I don’t read books. I mean, I go on the Internet a lot and I read stuff online, but I don’t read books. I haven’t read a book since I was about fourteen, fifteen. I got halfway through the third Harry Potter book. It was the first one that was really, really big. It was like 600 pages. I stopped around 200. I haven’t read a book since then.”

[Andrew and Selina laugh]

Micah: Wow.

Eric: Yeah.

Selina: Well… [laughs]

Andrew: First of all, I think he was talking about Goblet of Fire, but nonetheless, how pathetic is this? [laughs]

Eric: This is bad. This is like… you know that phrase, “You can’t turn everybody”? This is just… this is one of those things. And he’s blaming the length of a Harry Potter book…

Andrew: I know.

Eric: …for his not reading? I’m sorry…

Andrew: That’s the best part. [laughs]

Eric: Well, the length? No, I’m saying there are much longer books out there – like Song of Ice and Fire, for instance – that I think are far more capable of turning people off reading due to their length. But yeah, Harry Potter is not a difficult read. Even if it’s… the only one that I ever found hard to get through was the fifth one, and that’s only just because there’s so much and I was rushing myself to do it in a short amount of time. I don’t know, this substance… I don’t get him.

Andrew: That’s an interesting…

[Random sound plays]

Andrew: Oops, sorry.

[Selina laughs]

Andrew: That’s an interesting question. Has anybody… Eric, why was number five so hard to get through? Just the length? What…

Selina: I loved the fifth one.

Andrew: Just the material, were you saying?

Eric: There were… in terms of pacing. Like “4.” There’s never a dull moment, I don’t think so, in Goblet of Fire. In Order of the Phoenix I think there are several moments, and as a reader you disagree with Harry, so it’s a lot slower to actually go through and enjoy and read. But no, I never would have stopped. I was still interested in the end the whole time, and of course it’s a middle book, so she had to close old holes and open up new plots and stuff, so it was very technical. It was like this is the book where you kind of have to do everything to set it up for the future books. So, it was very boring to read as a result, as opposed to being the exciting story that… for most of the book, Harry is really moody.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Voldemort, we don’t know… he’s back, but we don’t know what he’s up to, so…

Selina: Oh, this is too much… Once Upon a Time, I was going to call this. [laughs] There’s too much Order of the Phoenix hate. I love that book.

Andrew: Yeah, it’s my favorite.

Selina: Mine, too. Yay!

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: I like the movie, to be honest. I’m going to go out on a limb and say that.

Selina: I did, too. I thought it was a good distillation.

Andrew: I did not like the movie. Least favorite movie.

Selina: Aww.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: I think it was a needed distillation.

Andrew: Micah or Selina, did you have any trouble getting through a Harry Potter book ever?

Selina: No. [laughs] I’m going to say no. I was trying to think of one, but I was like, no.

Micah: I don’t think so, no.

Andrew: It’s hard for me to remember.

Micah: Here’s the thing, though. Having seen the movies first… well, I was going to say having seen the movies first, sometimes you try and rush through a book and want to just get it over with because you technically already know what happens. But I think in parts they are so different that you did learn more information.

Selina: Yeah.

Micah: In a way, I’m kind of comparing it…

Selina: Books are so much better.

Micah: Yeah, I’m kind of comparing it to the first book of A Song of Ice and Fire, Game of Thrones.

Selina: Yeah. [laughs]

Micah: I was rushing to get through that book. I couldn’t wait for it to end…

Selina: I think it’s exactly the same.

Micah: Because it’s exactly the same, exactly. So… but with Potter, no, I liked reading it. And I read I think it was the first five books in one summer before the next year Half-Blood Prince came out, so… nah, my answer is no.

Selina: Yeah, the only one that I did find I struggled to get through was the final one, but that was only because I didn’t want it to end, you know?

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Right.

Selina: [laughs] That’s really why. People kept dying and I was like, “I don’t want to read anymore if people are going to die!”

Andrew: Right, yeah. Harry Potter fan problems.

[Selina laughs]

Andrew: Don’t want it to end. Yeah, I know what you mean. I’ve suffered that. I think probably with Deathly Hallows I guess, yeah. But yeah, I can’t think of any book that’s particularly been difficult in terms of Harry Potter for me to get through. Okay, so I think…

Eric: Nothing like the wall I hit when I started reading Casual Vacancy.


Main Discussion: The Casual Vacancy


Andrew: [laughs] So, I think that’s it for Harry Potter news unless there’s anything else anybody want to bring up?

Micah: No. Let’s talk about The Casual Vacancy.

Andrew: Let’s talk about Casual Vacancy. Let me… I’ll start the conversation by explaining why I haven’t finished Casual Vacancy yet. I have decided I’m not going to finish the book.

Selina: [gasps] Dun, dun, dun!

Eric: What? Like ever? Ever, ever, ever?

Andrew: Ever. Ever. It’s on my bookshelf. I like having it there, it looks good. But I don’t understand why… I just… I realized a week or two ago that I shouldn’t be forcing myself to read a book I’m just not interested in. Why should I sit here and force myself to read this when I want to read other books? I’m reading Divergent by Veronica Roth right now, by the way.

Eric: Oh, okay.

Selina: Plug.

Andrew: But I just don’t understand why I would want to continue reading this. I’m not going to force myself to read a book just because it’s JK Rowling. I’m not going to convince myself I like it when I really don’t. And this is just my opinion. People enjoyed the book, and I’m glad they did. This is just my view of it.

[Cricket sounds play]

Eric: I agree you shouldn’t force yourself.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Did you have…

Selina: [laughs] Sorry.

Andrew: Good use of sound effects, Selina.

Selina: That was me! [laughs]

Eric: Oh, God.

Micah: What did you say, Eric?

Selina: I’m sorry.

Eric: Yeah, I agree that you shouldn’t force yourself to finish a book that you don’t want to finish, and…

[Prolonged silence]

Selina: Uh-oh.

Andrew: Did he drop?

Selina: Yeah.

Andrew: He dropped. [laughs]

Micah: He froze.

Selina: Well, that’s fun with video. [laughs]

Andrew: So, Selina, why haven’t you finished the book?

Selina: No, I… Oh, God. I feel kind of the same way as you, even though I am going to finish it. But after our discussion last week, I actually left it feeling a lot more positive about the book. You know what I mean? I actually… we were discussing all of the things that I initially thought, “Ugh, this is…”

[Cricket sounds play]

Selina: [laughs] That’s not me this time. That I originally thought were a problem actually wasn’t a problem. It’s just a different book than Harry Potter, which… and a different book than I was expecting. I was expecting a thriller and it wasn’t a thriller. But then I was like, “Oh yeah, I’m going to finish it!” And then I just didn’t. [laughs] And then it became a thing where every time I sat down to finish it, the idea of it just made me so depressed because it made me depressed reading it the first time around. But it’s so stupid because I’ve got like sixty pages left. I am going to finish it. It just became a thing where it felt really negative and I didn’t want to go into it feeling down, you know what I mean?

Andrew: Mhm. But you do plan on finishing it.

Selina: I do.

Andrew: Okay. Eric, what was the second half of what you said? You froze up.

Eric: Oh, I… yeah. No, I plan on finishing it as well even though I haven’t. I feel like I need to validate the time I already spent on the book.

Andrew: Yeah.

Selina: Right.

Eric: Not that it’s that terrible, either. I know by now… look, it’s a completely different book than what I was expecting and it’s not the type of book I would normally read. It’s going to be depressing, it’s going to upset me, reading it and hearing about nothing positive happening to the characters. Look, I like happy endings. That’s the bottom line. I know this book is not going to have one, but I feel like… again, doing this show, I feel like I need to because I read all of the Harry Potter books, I do feel like I need to read her next book. I feel compelled to understand her; I feel like it will help me to understand her better as an author, and also other stuff, where I just feel like I should and I have to finish it. But also I want to, so there’s that.

Andrew: Yeah. That’s fair.

Eric: I’m saying… good for you. Good for you for saying, “I’m not going to force myself to finish it.” Don’t, that’s fine.

Andrew: But you bring up a good point, too. I did read a couple of major spoilers about The Casual Vacancy, so I do know how [laughs] it ends. Now, Micah, what did you think of the book, as the brave soul who conquered it?

Micah: [laughs] Yeah, it was easy for me because I spend a lot of time going back and forth from the city, so I do have the ability to read it on the train casually, no pun intended. And I did feel it pick up as the book went along, and that was kind of one of the criticisms I feel like we got from people who had finished the book in a short period of time and were listening to our show, and they said, “Well, you guys have only read about a hundred pages. Is it really fair to do a review? Is it really fair to criticize the book overall?” And I actually liked it, at the end of the day. It’s very dark. There’s a lot of depressing things that happen along the way. There are some funny moments, too, but I don’t know what else to say other than I thought it was a really well-written book. I won’t call it a good book. It’s certainly something that you shouldn’t walk away feeling good about. I know JK Rowling said that she’d be shocked if people didn’t cry at the end.

Selina: Right.

Micah: I didn’t cry, but…

Selina: She would be shocked!

Micah: Yeah, I could certainly see why people would.

Andrew: Mhm.

Micah: It is a very sad ending to the book.

Andrew: Yeah, I think Jo was expecting you to get really connected to her characters. That’s why you would cry, I think. So, it…

Selina: See… sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt you. I was just going to say I think that is the thing that I’ve seen people have issue with, with this book. It’s not that it’s not well written, or that it’s not an engaging story, it’s that… I’ve had people respond to me on Twitter saying that basically it feels like they’re reading about a bunch of Dursleys. You know what I mean? [laughs] That’s what… and I totally see that. Once they said it, I was like, “Yes! That’s what it is. Most of these characters feel like Dursleys.” And maybe it is because it’s JK Rowling and we have been pre-taught that we’re not supposed to care about Dursleys. I don’t know what it is, but I found it really difficult to care about most of these characters.

Eric: There’s no hero among them.

Selina: Right.

Eric: Or the hero is… no, there’s no flawless hero. The hero among them is flawed, and it’s all this very big gray area. It’s not good versus evil, it’s evil versus slightly less evil, or a different kind of badness.

Selina: And there is Krystal, and she’s great, and I care about Krystal, but… and I care about some of the others as well, but it’s just… I don’t know. Yeah, sorry.

Micah: Yeah, I think the main hero, if you could even call him that, is not even in the story for the most part, and that’s Barry. He dies right at the start. And not to say that he was flawless, but he’s probably the closest to anything resembling a hero in the story, though I think Krystal is brought up. JK Rowling mentioned her, as she did mention Sukhvinder, if I’m saying that the right way…

Eric: Yeah.

Selina: Sukhvinder, yeah.

Micah: …because of how she acts at the end of the story, without giving anything away. But we lose that heroic-type figure within the first several pages of the book, and we learn later on that really, he was flawed because he neglected his family to really get behind this whole campaign as it related to… what’s the area called again?

Eric: The Fields.

Micah: The Fields, yeah.

Eric: But he was a champion for good, in general. He saw the best in these students no matter what their class was, and things like that. He was a good guy, and he seems to be one of the only good guys that there were in that town, which is a shame for that town. But ultimately, if I’m asking myself, “Well, what kind of book do I want to read today?” it’s not going to be about these kinds of characters. I think that JK Rowling’s book is more realistic than I would prefer, even, although it does take something, some skill, considerable skill, to take what is in the world, the difficult subjects to talk about, and actually make a book about them. But I realized when reading this that I very clearly prefer more fun, hobby…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: …less serious work. I really do. I need to be entertained. I can’t be gripped in this way by this type of medium.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Yeah, I don’t know.

Micah: Yeah, it’s very dark. And it’s a different kind of dark, I think, than Harry Potter, at certain points. And that’s not to say that there aren’t some kind of crossovers between the two books, but I really just feel like this is definitely an adult novel in every sense of the word, and if you go into it thinking that you’re going to get anything resembling Hogwarts or Harry, Ron, and Hermione, it’s just not going to be the case. And it shouldn’t be. That shouldn’t be the anticipation going in because this is a completely different book and a completely different set of circumstances and different characters.

Selina: Right.

Micah: And there’s no magic. At all.

Selina: It was a character study. A really long, drawn-out character study about how Barry and his death affected the lives of people. Normal people who were living normal lives, tragic lives. And that is great, but some people, especially people who are fans of stuff like Harry Potter, might not want to read something like that, and I think that’s fair enough.

Eric: Well, one of the reasons that I said to JK Rowling, “I love your simile and metaphor,” is because honestly, the metaphors in this book – or actually, more particularly the similes – are what get me through it. She talks about Samantha sliding into a landslide of pleasant drunkenness and stuff, and while I was reading that I was laughing because I’m like, “Oh, that’s a funny way of saying that.” That’s what was getting me through the book at certain points, were these words that JKR was using to describe what was actually happening. So, that for me was the uplifting… was the only humor in the book, really, is in the narration and the kinds of ways that the narrator views these characters as being contradictory or whatever.

Andrew: So, Micah, if somebody comes up to you and you talk about JK Rowling and Harry Potter or whatnot, do you recommend The Casual Vacancy to somebody? Would you recommend it to anybody? And if so, who? What type of person…

Micah: Have they read Potter?

Andrew: Yeah, let’s say they’ve read…

Micah: Are you saying a Potter fan comes up?

Andrew: Let’s say they’ve read Harry Potter, maybe they’re not a huge Harry Potter fan, they’re a casual… they’ve read the books. I mean, who would you recommend this book to? That’s the question I’m asking.

Micah: That’s a tough question…

Selina: Yeah.

Micah: …because I don’t know necessarily who this type of writing appeals to, and who this… these themes kind of appeal to on a larger sense. Because I don’t think it’s a book… and I said on the last show and I still believe in having finished it, it’s not a book that I would have picked up just off the shelf.

Andrew: Mhm.

Micah: So, that’s what makes it hard for me to recommend it to any one person who likes a certain type of literature. This is kind of very real. You get a real sense of these characters and who they are because you see them behind closed doors and you see inside their minds on a regular basis, and you know who they are and the raw individual of who they are and how they operate. And I think it’s just a larger depiction of society as a whole and how everybody has issues that they deal with, and these are just very real descriptions of people, and that’s not always that fun to read, in my opinion.

Andrew: Yeah.

Selina: This is actually the type of story that I could see going on a curriculum…

Micah: Yeah.

Selina: …of some sort. You know what I mean? It reminds me a lot of… in Danish schools we read a lot of social commentary, kitchen sink stuff, like The Bell Jar or some book about a boy who lived in the ’50s and had a fish, and then you read all about this fish, and then the fish dies, and then the book ends, and you’re like, “Okay, [laughs] what did I just read?” That’s the type of story that it is, which is just teaching you about regular life, regular people going through regular… it’s kind of teaching you about human emotion.

Micah: Yeah. And it’s… whether you’re talking about Andrew’s father – not your dad, Andrew…

Andrew: Oh.

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: …who’s just a complete and utter brutalizer. He beats his children, he beats his wife, and then you switch over to… is it the Mollisons who he has this really… is it the Mollisons? Who’s… and this is part of the problem too, I think, is I can never get all the characters lined up in a row, with the exception of a few. The one who goes through these really… it’s Fats’ father.

Eric: That’s Cubby. Cubby Wall.

Micah: Cubby, yeah, who goes through these moments of pure anxiety, and these are real things that people deal with, whether you’re talking about domestic violence or you’re talking about anxiety and fears, and things like that. You kind of strip everything away from these characters, with the exception of when you see them out in the delicatessen, or you see them out at some sort of event that’s taking place throughout the little town that we’re in.

Eric: Well, interestingly if this book were to be assigned reading, like in a curriculum, like Selina said, the topic was touched on in New York at the Koch Center when JK Rowling was asked to really prescribe an age limit to her book about what age she feels Casual Vacancy is appropriate for, and the result was… and Jo is the last person to say, “You need to be this age to read this book,” but she feels that it’s right around… the correct age of maturity to deal with the older and admittedly adult issues of this book was about 15 or 16, she said. A 15- or 16-year-old girl could possibly be able to handle this book. So, we’re looking at… if it’s in the US schools, junior/senior year of high school this would be a book that Jo feels would be the right age to have that book be read. And we’ve got an email about that, actually, about a listener who we’ll read in just a couple of minutes, but she’s a little younger. And I know that Keith Hawk, for instance, from MuggleNet, his daughter went to the JK Rowling event for Casual Vacancy. She has a signed copy of it, but he is not allowing her to read it for several years as a parenting issue, and I completely, actually support that. She understands that, too, that it’s a little adult for her at this point. So, I find that interesting that there were people in attendance that were too young for it, that their parents were… are still not going to let them read it, and JKR herself recommends an older age group for this book.

Micah: Right. Well, I agree with that, and I think, when you look at the themes, that’s a reason why. And it’s not to say that they won’t understand them, necessarily, but I think to be exposed to them at that age is certainly questionable. So, there’s a lot of dark stuff that happens in this book.


Muggle Mail: The Casual Vacancy Feedback


Andrew: Well, let’s get to the emails now. This is from Rebecca, 32, of Missouri, and she writes:

“I think it’s wrong to assume that most of the readers of ‘Harry Potter’ would not be interested in this new novel. I’ve always been a big reader and was 19 or 20 before I read the first ‘Harry Potter’ book. Until then, I was never a fan of anything fantasy. In fact, I first discounted it because it was fantasy. I think people need to give the new book a chance. I feel like the book was clearly not going to be anything like ‘Harry Potter’ and to expect such was wrong on the part of the readers. It can’t be compared to ‘HP’ on any level. The only similarity is the author.”

Did anybody say it was going to be… I don’t know if anybody was like, “Oh, it’s going to be similar to Harry Potter.”

Selina: No. I don’t think… the only thing I thought… I made an assumption about this book. I thought it was going to be a mystery novel.

Andrew: Mhm.

Selina: And, of course, maybe I shouldn’t have done that, but it was hard not to when there was no information released about the book at all before it was released, you know?

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: I think we could guess that it wasn’t going to be anything like Harry Potter, but I at least thought it would be uplifting, and it wasn’t.

Selina: Right.

Eric: So, there’s that, and that is my response to this email, is…

Andrew: That’s fair.

Eric: …look, whoever is… the reader… the writer of this email said she’s always been a big reader. That’s great. I haven’t been. HP was the reason I started reading and was the reason I actually appreciate any book. It ties back to Harry Potter, and one of those reasons is that Harry Potter is very uplifting. This book, I see it as a crafty depiction of real-world reality and real villains and the variety of bad people in the world, but it’s not for a minute something that I think that I would prescribe to another Harry Potter fan simply because the Harry Potter books are so uplifting and rewarding, and this book is not. So, that’s why I wouldn’t recommend it to a Harry Potter fan because it doesn’t give me the same warm feeling that those books do. And that has nothing to do with fantasy. It has everything to do with the type of characters.

Micah: Yeah, and I think the inclination though, coming in, is to compare Potter to it, whether it’s fair or not, and that’s just the way that things were going to go – primarily, I think, with the media because they love to do that kind of thing. And when you create what can arguably be called the most successful book series of all time – at least of this generation; there’s nothing else close – and then you write another book, it’s going to be compared, and that’s the way that it goes.

Andrew: Next email is from Ally K, 31, of South Australia.

“I had not read much of ‘The Casual Vacancy’ when I listened to Podcast 258 because I also had been finding it difficult to get into, and following all the characters was confusing. I started to feel that perhaps I would actually not enjoy this book at all. How wrong I was! I have now just finished and I need to talk about it so badly. Oh my God, what a story. Very grim, very raw, but unfortunately very real. I have been utterly touched by the lives of yet another set of Rowling’s characters. If you have not finished it yet, I urge you to keep on. It gets better as you continue along. Having said that, the story is so very depressing that I do not feel any need whatsoever for a sequel story. As a little side note, I kept thinking of Frank McCourt’s ‘Angela’s Ashes’ as I was reading it, and felt it had a similar tone and similar issues. Love the podcast! Keep up the good work.”

So yeah, I mean, I guess the best part about this book is that it is real, and that’s why it is such a great story because real stories don’t always end in happiness like Harry Potter did, to some extent.

Eric: Right.

Andrew: So, could you argue in that case that the book is good in that it is real? Jo doesn’t…

Selina: Sure.

Andrew: …cut edges to…

Selina: Sure.

Andrew: …cut corners to make a happy ending. You know what I mean?

Selina: I think it definitely… that makes it a really unique, raw piece of social commentary, but there’s a difference between a book being good and someone enjoying it. Does that make sense?

Andrew: Yeah, definitely. Next email is from Katarina, 23, of Salt Lake City.

“Hey MuggleCasters, it was great hearing about ‘The Casual Vacancy’ this episode. Just curious what your thoughts are if JKR had written and released ‘Casual Vacancy’ before the ‘Harry Potter’ series. Would our image of her be different?”

Eric: Yes.

Selina: Probably.

Andrew: First of all, we wouldn’t know… yeah, that’s an interesting question because The Casual Vacancy… I guess we would all have tried to read The Casual Vacancy after reading Harry Potter, right?

Selina: We would probably have assumed that, in Harry Potter, it was going to get a lot more realistic, there were going to be a lot more… like Harry and the Dursleys, there were going to be a lot more hard-cutting truths about what actually went on there, you know? The kind of abuse that were… some people are assuming that he went through, and that I think Jo has even said that he went through, and I think as the characters grew older we probably would have expected to see more… not rated stuff, that’s not the right way of putting it. You know what I mean, though? Just a bit less for children.

Micah: I don’t think The Casual Vacancy gets written without Harry Potter, meaning that I don’t think this book ever would have been written by itself, by JK Rowling, because I never… it’d be very hard for it to gain traction, and I think…

Selina: That’s a good point.

Eric: Well, she wasn’t looking for traction when she wrote Harry Potter, though, either.

Micah: Yeah, but this doesn’t have mass appeal, in my opinion.

Eric: Oh, okay.

Micah: Whereas Harry Potter does, and did. She talked a little bit about this during the event at Lincoln Centre and talked about how she has continued to use publishers as opposed to just self-publishing because she could have really self-published this book if she chose to. She wouldn’t have had that luxury if this was her first novel, and I just can’t see this having the same level of success and allowing the door to open for Harry Potter. I think Harry Potter opened the door for this book to be made.

Andrew: Yeah. Yeah, I can’t imagine how this book would have sold if it didn’t have JK Rowling’s name on it. It’s an interesting question. It’s something that I would definitely want to know the answer to, but we will never know. Next email is from Jacqueline, 19, of New Hampshire:

“Hi, I’m a long-time listener so first, thank you for all your hard work you put into the podcast. I’m one of those people who’d probably have picked up ‘The Casual Vacancy’ without…”

[laughs] Speaking of the subject.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: [continues]

“…JK Rowling’s name attached. I like the subject of class warfare, I’m interested in politics, and I love character-driven stories. I was a bit disappointed you didn’t feel the same. That’s not why I’m writing, though. You spoke on the subject of how centric the novel was to areas in Britain, and how Americans would gain more insight from it than Europeans. I have to disagree. I live in statistically one of the richest states. However, I probably live in one of the smallest, most poverty-stricken towns within that state, though seemingly picturesque. Pagford and the Fields constantly reminded me of my town, with the neighboring, more affluent towns being Yarvil. Perhaps this is why I found the book so relatable. I went to school with Krystal Weedons and my best friend’s dad is Simon Price. One of ‘The Casual Vacancy”s greatest strengths, in my opinion, is its complete honesty and portrayal of reality. This reality of poverty and drug abuse and absent parenting, et cetera, isn’t confined to any region, county, or place.”

Eric: Okay, I can see that.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: So, Jacqueline is then the perfect example of the person you would recommend this book to. [laughs]

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah.

Micah: Based on the fact that she says she likes these types of novels…

Andrew: Class warfare.

Micah: Right. And yeah, I agree with her. I think that one of the things that stands out for this particular book is its portrayal of reality, and how honest it really is. It really strips people down and shows who they are at their very core.

Eric: I can see that if you knew somebody, or lived in a town that was like Pagford, and you knew people like this… and I’m sure we all actually know somebody like at least one of these characters, to be honest.

Selina: Mhm.

Eric: But I can see how that would help you to either get through the issue… to not feel so alone, that somebody else gets it, because there are quite a lot of unsavory people in this book, and knowing that somebody can lay them bare and strip their secrets out for other people to read about is actually quite comforting.

Selina: Right.

Eric: That we’re all human in our own very, very deeply flawed way. So, there’s that.

Selina: Yeah, that’s a good point.

Eric: I’ll take the next email from Lily. This is the girl who wrote in about her age. She’s 12 from Australia. She says:

“Dear MuggleCast, I am a new ‘Harry Potter’ fan as I am only 12. Now that JK Rowling has released ‘The Casual Vacancy’, I cannot read it because my parents said I was too young. She…”

Meaning JK Rowling.

“…always said she wanted to get children reading, so why do you think that she wrote a book for adults? Thank you. Love the show. Lily.”

So, I think there’s a very quick misunderstanding here, where I think she already did get children reading with the Harry Potter books. And I don’t think that her only goal ever, being an author, was to just get children reading. That was a very fortunate side effect for her previous work. But I think ultimately JK Rowling’s goal, as an author, is the same as any author which is to write, and anything, and really exercise and say things that are important and whatever message that happens to strike you at the time.

Andrew: And also, I think JK Rowling cannot write for children forever. She wants to… she has the freedom now to write for whoever she wants. So, that’s the simple answer, Lily. I’m sure, in time, you may understand it a little bit more. But don’t worry, it’s not because… she doesn’t hate you or she’s changed her mind or anything. She just wants to write a novel for adults…

Selina: Yeah.

Andrew: …just like we now do podcasts for different audiences.

Selina: And I think there are other cases… Lily, you’re 12 now. When we started reading Harry Potter, we were 12. You know what I mean? We… JK Rowling probably wants to write for an audience that has grown… that were Harry Potter fans when they were young adults and now are adults.

Andrew: I started reading Harry Potter last year.

[Eric laughs]

Selina: Right. [laughs] Well, you’re doing a good job of hiding it.

Eric: You’ve faked it pretty well for six years there, Andrew.

Selina: Right. I believed it.

Andrew: Thank you. Thanks guys.

Micah: All right, and the last email from Francesca who is, quote, “Your mom’s age.”

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: And she’s from Italy, and she says:

“Hi guys, I had the luck to get tickets to see JKR’s first presentation of her new book at the Queen’s Hall in the UK on September 27th. As usual, wherever she is, the place was just overflowing with her fans. JKR was great to see in person, and what a great person she is. She presented her book and explained why she decided to complete this different type of storytelling. I got the impression that she is still dealing with the death of her mom and issues of her own childhood. The book needs to be read as it is without thinking of the ‘Harry Potter’ world. I am enjoying it. We will probably never again get anything similar to ‘HP’ from her. Leaky was there and was so hoping to have seen you guys from MuggleNet. It would have made the entire evening complete. Thanks again for the podcast. I’ve been following you guys from day one and travel with your podcast whenever I’m on the road. Thanks for the hours of listening pleasure. Francesca.”

Andrew: Cool. Well, I’m glad to hear it was a good time over there in London. JK Rowling did a Harry Potter event at Queen Elizabeth Hall years ago, so kind of cool that she got to go there again for a different book.

Eric: Yeah.

MuggleCast 259 Transcript (continued)


Listener Tweets: The Casual Vacancy Feedback


Andrew: Okay, let’s get through these tweets real quick. More questions about The Casual Vacancy. This is from Energezer:

“If Jo wrote a sequel to ‘The Casual Vacancy’, I know there won’t be, but would you read it?”

My answer is no!

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: Wow.

Andrew: Well, I haven’t read the first one, so of course I’m not going to read the sequel.

Eric: Yeah, yeah, I guess that’s fair.

Andrew: Micah, would you read a Casual Vacancy sequel, as the person who finished it?

Micah: Umm…

Selina: What would that even be called? The Casual Occupancy?

Eric: Ooh.

Micah: There you go. Write your own, Selina.

Selina: There you go. [laughs] I’ll write it. Fan fiction.

Andrew: What if Barry comes back from the dead?

Selina: [gasps] See, then… that I would read.

Micah: Well, if you read the book, actually, he kind of does.

Andrew: No, shut up.

Eric: Whoa.

Selina: Spoiler. [laughs]

Micah: Right, Selina?

Eric: Andrew…

Selina: Yes.

Micah: That’s not spoiling it.

Eric: Andrew, the ones we love never truly leave us.

Andrew: Oh, what is this?

Selina: Aww.

Andrew: [unintelligible] or something?

Micah: Would I read the sequel? Yeah, I probably would.

Eric: Really?

Micah: Yeah.

[Selina laughs]

Andrew: PottermoreNews7, a good source for Pottermore news, by the way:

“Not related to ‘The Casual Vacancy’, but when do you think JK Rowling will publish her next novel?”

My guess is some time next year, late next year.

Selina: I’m going to say 2014.

Andrew: Ooh. Yeah, but think about it…

[Selina laughs]

Andrew: …the children’s book, it will be shorter, so it won’t be too much harder to get edited and whatnot.

Selina: That’s true, but… and you might be right. She might do it, especially if it’s a children’s book. She might want it out in time for the holidays next year.

Andrew: The holidays, yeah.

Selina: Yeah. But in some ways, after The Casual Vacancy, if she has publicists… if I was a publicist, I might tell her to hold off a bit, you know what I mean? Because it’s going to be so different from that. But yeah, I can see what you mean. It might come out next year.

Andrew: Any other guesses?

Micah: No. I agree, Andrew. Probably some time next year. If she’s already got it done… but probably not until later, later on in the year.

Selina: Hmm.

Andrew: Next is from mr_lucien:

“JK Rowling managed to transfer my sympathies from the Mollisons to the Weedons within 100 pages. This novel is incredible!”

Eric: Yeah, there are certainly strong forces at play in the book that stir emotion within the reader, and I think at that, it is very strong. So, there is that. And I’ve had those moments, too, where I think that moments… things that happen in the book are, on the whole, pretty cool. But it doesn’t change how I overall feel about the book.

Andrew: Sean Aminali says:

“Words cannot even begin to express how much I hated ‘Casual Vacancy’. ‘Harry Potter’ fans, be honest with yourselves. This book was rubbish.”

Eric: I don’t think it’s fair to call that rubbish.

Andrew: Well, I don’t think it’s…

Selina: No.

Andrew: …fair to call it rubbish for everybody. Like, you can’t make a blanket statement saying, oh, this book… I don’t like this book so everybody else won’t like it either.

Eric: No.

Selina: No, I agree.

Andrew: Sage McKay says:

“What are your favorite storylines? Mine are the ones involving the teens.”

When I was reading it, I didn’t enjoy the teens. How about you guys?

Eric: You said you didn’t?

Selina: Really?

Andrew: Did. Did enjoy the teens.

Eric: Oh, did. Okay.

Selina: Oh, right. I enjoyed Krystal’s story, obviously, and Sukhvinder… I guess “enjoyed” is a strange way to put it [laughs] but I preferred reading Sukhvinder and Krystal, and also… what is Sukhvinder’s mother’s name? Parminder?

Eric: Parminder.

Selina: Parminder. I enjoyed reading about her as well.

Eric: I liked Parminder who’s closest to Barry, obviously.

Selina: Right.

Eric: And Samantha, I really enjoy.

Selina: Really?

Eric: Flaws and all.

Selina: Well, she was great. I guess she was really well written, but… ooh. [laughs]

Eric: She was sardonic.

Selina: Right.

Eric: It was really enjoyable for me to read.

Micah: Yeah, I pretty much agree. I liked the teen storylines. Poor Andrew trying to get with… is it Gaia?

Selina: Gaia.

Micah: The whole time, and his pursuit there. Fats was an interesting character, too. He was kind of the comic relief throughout most of the story. But I found the adults… they were just too boring at points.

Selina: Yeah, I guess you’re right because they are mostly… I guess the real interesting… is that too spoilerish to say? Cut it out if it is. But the real interesting thing about The Casual Vacancy is how even though it’s a book for adults, it’s ultimately the children who drive the story forward.

Eric: That’s exactly what…

Selina: You know what I mean?

[Eric laughs]

Selina: So… huh?

Micah: That’s true. Yeah, you’re right.

Eric: A friend of mine said that.

Selina: Right, but it’s true, so I feel like that’s probably why the adults… they only really react to what the children are doing, which is probably why the children, or the teenagers, are more interesting to read about.

Eric: Hmm.

Andrew: Geoffrey Hutton says:

“Do you guys think that JK could have made ‘Casual Vacancy’ better by toning down the language/sex a little?”

No.

Selina: Hmm.

Micah: I don’t think that it’s really relevant…

Andrew: Definitely.

Micah: …in the larger picture. It’s there because it’s part of life, and what did she say at the event at Lincoln Center? That the difference between the sex in this book and 50 Shades of Grey is that…

Andrew: It’s porn.

Eric: Nobody here enjoys it. [laughs]

Micah: Nobody in this book enjoys it, yeah. [laughs]

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: So, yeah. It’s just… the language, I mean…

Andrew: It is what it is.

Micah: But you know what? That’s how people talk!

Eric: Yeah!

Micah: I mean, go out and listen to any conversation on the street or in a restaurant, or even when you’re at home or you’re out with your friends, that’s the way people talk.

Eric: Yeah, you can never make a book better by neutering the characters. You know?

Micah: Or can you?

Eric: Or can you?

[Micah and Selina laugh]

Andrew: Lynn writes:

“Where you guys at all surprised Sukhvinder ended up being one of the heroes of the story?”

Don’t spoil it too much.

Eric: Yeah, if that happens…

Micah: But you’re not going to read it, Andrew.

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Andrew: No, I’m saying for the listeners.

Micah: Oh, okay.

Eric: Well, don’t spoil it for me either. If that does happen, I’m very pleased and that might be the closest thing to an uplifting story in the book, I’m guessing.

Selina: Yeah.

Eric: Because she is in a very, very bad situation where I am in the book.

Micah: Yeah, I wasn’t surprised necessarily. I thought it was really well written, that part.

Andrew: And Yuval writes:

“Do you agree that even though the book was hard to get into in the first 200 pages, the next 300 were absolutely fantastic?”

Eric: I’ll get back to you, Yuval.

Micah: I don’t know if “fantastic” is the word I would use. Would you, Selina?

Andrew: Did it pick up? Did it get better?

Micah: Yeah, like I said earlier, it definitely picks up – to me, anyway – it moved a little bit faster than the character introduction at the beginning. Again, it’s very well written, but it’s very, very dark.

Selina: Yeah.

Micah: So, I don’t know if “fantastic” [laughs] is the word I would use to describe the last 300 pages.

[Andrew laughs]

Selina: No, I agree with you. I don’t think… people kept saying it was getting better, and maybe I was just reading it with the thought of “Oh, surely it gets better.” [laughs] I think… as Micah said, I can only say the same thing. This is a very well written book. This is a very carefully, geniously constructed piece of literature. But I would not use the word “fantastic” to describe it.


Show Close


Andrew: Well, I think that wraps up MuggleCast Episode 259. We have a quick plug here. Somebody…

Micah: Yes.

Andrew: Tell us about this plug. What is this plug?

Micah: Well, there is this fan group up at York University – which I believe is in Canada – and they had written in to us. They have a group there called “The Ministry of Magic” and they just wanted to let other Potter fans in the area know that they do have this group and that they have four main sections: a general Harry Potter fan group, a Nerdfighter section, an actual Quidditch team, and an official HPA chapter – Harry Potter Alliance chapter. So, if you’re in that area, just check it out. I think there’s a lot of these throughout the country, throughout the world…

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: …that develop at colleges, universities, even high schools. So, be sure to take a look in your area and see if there are these types of groups for you to take advantage of.

Andrew: Speaking of that, actually, there’s going to be a fun event happening in SoCal this upcoming weekend: Harry Potter Bowling Night. [laughs]

Eric: Oh.

Micah: Are you going? You should go.

Andrew: Yeah, I’m going. Of course.

[A long, dramatic sound plays]

Eric: You’ve got to go.

Andrew: In Torrance, California. Wow, complete with cool sound effects.

[Selina laughs]

Andrew: Let me bring up the little event here. “November 3rd, 8 PM. The Los Angeles Dumbledore’s Army who brought you Harry Potter Skate Night [are] putting on the first ever Harry Potter Bowling Night…”

Selina: That’s so cute. [laughs]

Andrew: “…at PV Bowl in Torrance, California. Enjoy a night of well mannered family friendly bowling frivolity along with Harry Potter music, costume contest -” and get this, the best part; this is the reason I’m going – “Butterbeer, and for wizards 21 years and older, Harry Potter themed cocktails.” Sold! I am sold!

Eric: Wow.

Andrew: Harry Potter drinks? Get at me. So… [laughs]

Eric: Bowling and cocktails.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Just don’t forget to kill the spare.

[Everyone fake laughs]

Micah: Nice, that was good.

Andrew: So, it’s $11 and includes shoes and one game of bowling. Obviously, the drinks and the other stuff may be extra. One game of bowling? That’s nothing.

Eric: Yeah, that’s…

Andrew: They should give you more games. But anyway, be there or be a Muggle. If you’re on Facebook, you can search “Harry Potter Bowling Night.” 129 people RSVP’d.

Eric: What?!

Andrew: So, that means half will go.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: So, about 70. It will probably be pretty big. I mean, they’re renting out the whole bowling alley, so it should be fun.

Eric: Cool.

Andrew: And of course the MuggleCast website, MuggleCast.com. From there you can follow us on Twitter, Twitter.com/MuggleCast, like us on Facebook, Facebook.com/MuggleCast, the fan Tumblr, MuggleCast.Tumblr.com, and of course you can use the MuggleCast website to contact us via email, of course we take your tweets, all these things. Should we plug another podcast? Of course we have Game of Owns, the Game of Thrones podcast.

Selina: Yay!

Andrew: Now three times a week! Woo!

Eric: Woo!

Andrew: Look out!

Micah: Oh, yeah.

[Andrew and Selina laugh]

Eric: Yeah.

Selina: You could get more of that! [laughs]

Micah: And we have a very special week coming up soon that we’ll be promoting a little bit more on our Game of Owns’s assets…

Andrew: Oh, yeah!

Micah: …but we’re officially coining it… isn’t it Hodor Week?

Eric: Hodor Week!

Selina: Hodor Week!

Eric: [as Hodor] Hodorrrrr…

Micah: We’re going to be joined by Kristian Nairn, I think… is that the right way to pronounce his name?

Selina: Nairn?

Micah: Nairn? Narn?

Selina: He’ll tell us.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: He’ll tell us. We have trouble pronouncing things on that show anyway, so we’ll just add it to the list.

[Selina laughs]

Andrew: I’m glad I’m not alone.

Micah: But he’ll be joining us for our three weekly episodes and we look forward to that. We hope our listeners do as well.

Andrew: If you’re a fan of fantasy, which I imagine you are, maybe you like Once Upon a Time, the show on ABC. Selina does a show, Onceable, on Hypable.

Selina: Yeah!

Andrew: Onceable, Hypable. [laughs]

Selina: Yeah, see what we did there?

Andrew: Yeah. And you release a new episode after every new episode of Once Upon a Time to discuss it.

Selina: Mhm.

Andrew: Good stuff.

Eric: Is it true that they have Captain Hook on that show now?

Selina: It is true.

Eric: Oh.

Selina: Speaking of Captain Hook, Eric are you wearing eyeliner?

Eric: Uhhh… [laughs] yes.

[Selina laughs]

Eric: Because I was the Joker last night…

Selina: Right.

Eric: …and that required a little bit of eyeliner, and I still haven’t figured out quite to get it off.

[Selina laughs]

Andrew: We’ll have to do… next time we have a reason to do a live MuggleCast, we’ll have to use Google Hangout and record it because you can record the video.

Eric: This is quite fun, actually.

Andrew: It is fun.

Eric: I have enjoyed seeing Micah in his scuba gear and devil horns, and you and your crown and curly-q mustaches…

Selina: Oh no, this is fun.

Eric: …and Selina’s…

Micah: Birthday cake.

Andrew: Just for the cake.

Eric: Selina’s one-candle cake.

[Micah laughs]

Selina: I know, I’m going to have to find a computer that works.

Micah: It is cool because normally we never see each other when we record, unless it’s a live show.

Andrew: I do prefer it that way, but…

Micah: Yeah.

[Selina laughs]

Andrew: …I just wanted to try this. We’ll never do this again. No, I’m kidding. This is actually a great way to do it.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Micah: It is.

Andrew: So, thanks everybody for listening. We’ll see you next time for the big 2-6-0. Goodbye!

Eric: 2-6-0.

Selina: Bye!

Micah: Bye!

Transcript #258

MuggleCast 258 Transcript


Show Intro


[“Hedwig’s Theme” plays]

Andrew: Because for the first time in years we have a brand new J.K. Rowling book to discuss, this is MuggleCast Episode 258 for September 30th, 2012.

[Show music begins]

Andrew: Welcome to MuggleCast Episode 258. This is very exciting because for the first time – we are here on a Harry Potter podcast, but not talking primarily about Harry Potter because our queen, J.K. Rowling, has written a new book, The Casual Vacancy, and it’s now available. But first I want to say: Micah, Eric, and Selina, thank you for helping the show, Episode 257.

Selina: [laughs] You’re welcome.

Eric: We just had all that news to get through, Andrew. I’m sure you were so upset listening to it that you weren’t on to talk about all of that ridiculous news.

Andrew: I have to say, I enjoyed listening. It was fun to listen.

Eric: Well, I enjoyed hearing you pop in.

Andrew: Oh, thank you. [laughs]

Eric: [laughs] To do the book recommendation, actually.

Micah: Speaking of, today’s episode is brought to you by Audible.com.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Andrew: The Casual Vacancy.

Eric: Oh, is that what you’re going to suggest now?

Andrew: No, actually there is no Audible ad.

Eric: Oh, come on.

Andrew: [laughs] So, there won’t be. I wonder if – is it already – it doesn’t look like it’s available on audiobook form yet. I’m doing a search – oh, yes it is. Never mind.

Eric: Who is – sorry, did we already say who is actually narrating it?

Andrew: Tom Hollander.

Eric: Yes, of course.

Andrew: Let’s listen to the sample. Why not? Here it comes. Spoiler alert.

[Audio (Tom Hollander)]: Part One. 6.11 A casual vacancy is deemed to have occurred: a) when a local councillor fails to make his declaration…

Eric: This is riveting.

[Audio (Tom Hollander)]: …of acceptance of office within the proper time…

[Andrew laughs]

[Audio (Tom Hollander)]: …or b) when his notice…

Micah: It’s like watching PBS.

Andrew: PBS? Yeah.

Eric: I feel like I’m learning to speak French right now.

Andrew: This is NPR.

Selina: I used this for my media law course last year. I’m learning so much about stuff. [laughs]

Andrew: [laughs] So – okay. Well said. So, we are going to talk about The Casual Vacancy today, and one of the best parts about J.K. Rowling releasing this new book is that she’s done a bunch of interviews about the book, and about Harry Potter, and even some other strange topics. And later on in the show, we also have an interview with John Noe and Bre Bishop. They have a new documentary about to be released called Finding Hogwarts. You guys have heard about this, right?

Eric: Yeah.

Selina: Yeah.

Andrew: So, I spoke to them, recorded an interview, and that will be later on in the show. It was a fun talk with them about…

Micah: It’s in Orlando. It couldn’t be very hard to find.

Andrew: [laughs] Well, they actually shot this before the park opened up so they had to look elsewhere for it.

Micah: Oh. That’s unfortunate.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Micah: That could have saved them a lot of money.

Andrew: [laughs] Yes, yes. So, are we going to start with Casual Vacancy talk then? I guess so.

Micah: Why not?

Andrew: Because it’s the big topic.

[Selina laughs]


The Casual Vacancy Discussion: Initial Thoughts


Andrew: We do have to throw in a little bit of a disclaimer. As we know, this is an adult book and there were some adult topics in the story, and now – so we will address some of those and there may be some more adult language on the show than we normally use. However, we will say we aren’t going to spoil you because honestly, shocking revelation, none of us have actually finished the book.

[Eric gasps]

Andrew: And the reason for that may come along in this show. [laughs]

Eric: Well, we’re recording this ñ we’ll probably release it later, won’t we? Today.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Like part of doing it direct to video ñ on Sunday and the book only came out on Thursday, in the middle of the day. I, for one ñ I’ve worked every single day since it came out, so I have not been able to finish the book.

Andrew: And we purposely delayed recording this until Sunday because we wanted to have time to finish reading it, and I guess this is where our initial thoughts come in to start off this conversation. It is a book that most Harry Potter fans will have zero interest in.

Selina: Yeah.

Eric: Zero interest?

Andrew: Yeah. Because the topic ñ the reason we all read it is because it was written by J.K. Rowling. That’s the only reason. I never would have picked up a book about a small town named Pagford in England and they’re replacing somebody on the town council. It just would not interest me. So, I have been trying to get through it and it just has not captured my attention yet. I have heard that people ñ that it does pick up later on in the story, but I’ve yet to reach that point. Now, Selina has gone furthest into the book thus far, and as somebody who is ñ you’re what, less than a hundred pages from finishing? How are you feeling about it?

Selina: Well yeah, I’ve done my ñ [laughs] I’ve tried so hard to finish before we started this recording because I felt like someone should, but it ñ I feel like ñ and these are, of course, only our initial thoughts on it, but I feel like – this is not a bad book. It’s not badly written, it’s not ñ for me, it’s just not a story that needed to be told. Because you talk about some authors writing about real events and writing as though this is reality and I sort of – there comes a point when you think, “Well okay, if I wanted reality to this extent, I would just go outside.” I feel like…

Eric: Whoa.

Andrew: What?

Selina: It’s true, though, isn’t it? No, okay, not right here. [laughs] Not this kind of reality. But I feel like you just ñ I don’t want to be negative because I don’t think that it’s a bad book. It’s just that I’m reading it and I’m thinking, “Sometimes there are stories that don’t need to be told,” and I’m not sure I’m enjoying the experience of reading. But that doesn’t mean that other people can’t be.

Eric: Yeah. I found the story to be a little slow-going for me, too. And not that it’s slowly-paced or anything, but I’m finding it a lot harder to mull through, to mull over, to get through, than any of the Harry Potter books. And that’s a given, and part of that could be due to the subject. To your point, Selina, I think there is some sort of ñ it’s an art, though, to capture what’s actually in the outside world and put it in a book. So, these characters that are quite a bit older than Jo’s previous set of characters, that are running around the real world conniving and scheming and calling each other into question – to actually put that in a book is where the art and the craftsmanship that Jo is conducting here. That’s where that comes in. So, even though it is a book about real life, I think the fact that we can read it on the page and go ñ because at several points so far, in the book, I’ve gone, “Wait a minute, Jo is in my head. How could she possibly know what my high school experience was like?” But there are points in the school, in this book, where I’m thinking, “Oh my God, that easily could have been taken out of a page of my life story, back from in my classroom.”

Selina: That’s not what I’m saying, though. All I’m saying is that – that’s what I said. What she’s writing, what she’s written in this book, is really well done. I really think she’s done an amazing job writing this book. I’m just thinking that the story as a whole ñ you know what I mean? There is no story there. There is no story. And I know to some extent it’s about the small actions of a small-town group of ultimately completely insignificant people. But it’s just ñ I don’t know. It’s just that I’m reading this, thinking, “What am I gaining? What am I getting out of reading it? What am I learning about myself and about life?” Maybe – that is going to be different for a lot of people. I don’t just like Harry Potter, I like a lot of different kinds of books. And I guess it just isn’t for me, but that’s not Jo’s problem, that’s my problem. Does that make sense?

Andrew: Yeah. Micah, I’d like to think you are the most mature among us. What do you think of the book thus far?

Micah: You say that, but I think I was the one who commented to you after I started reading the book and I said, “J.K. Rowling is more perverted than I am.”

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: Wow.

Micah: So, when you called me the more mature of the group, I don’t know if that is necessarily accurate. But I think it’s really hard because we’ve read a series, not just one book but an entire series, that’s based in fantasy. It’s a completely different type of genre for her to go from wizards and witches and Horcruxes to real life. And I think that is exactly what this book is about. It’s about class warfare, it’s about poverty, it’s about people who are really falling on hard times, and I wonder how much of that is tied to her growing up and experiences that she had. Her work at Amnesty International comes to mind because I remember her talking about that during one of her appearances, it was either at Carnegie Hall or Radio City. So, I think you are getting more of a flavor of – and I saw a quote from her saying that this was just a book that she had to write, and I wonder how much of that comes from her own experiences and things she’s had to deal with in her own life.

Andrew: Hmm.

Eric: I think…

Selina: I’m sure that’s what is going on.

Eric: Go ahead, Selina.

Selina: No, that was it.

Eric: Oh. What did you say?

Selina: I said I’m sure that’s what she was drawing on for some of it. I mean, it sort of calls out – it’s very…

Micah: Dark.

Selina: Yeah, it’s very dark but it’s very typical of what you would see in real-life Britain. I mean, this could be happening anywhere right now.

Eric: I wanted to ask – I guess it helps that you are most of the way through the book too, because I wanted to ask. As a Nordic person…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: …do you find – you are a lot closer to Britain. Do you find that this book might be relevant to, or perhaps more relevant to, British children or Europeans than it is to Americans, perhaps?

Selina: I have spent five years in Britain, so [laughs] I would say as someone who knows a lot about how the system works over there, I think that this is the kind of story that, for me, is not a story, it’s just reality. And it’s very bleak and it’s very depressing and there’s no shadow of a happy ending or a resolution to anything, which I think is real life. That’s why I was making the comment about it being real life and super depressing…

[Eric laughs]

Selina: …because it’s literally you could walk out of your house and see. But actually, my mother said something interesting. She said that she thought it might be more interesting to Americans than British people because for you guys it’s an insight into what British life is like. Whereas for us, it is no different than anything you might see.

Andrew: Yeah, so it’s kind of like fantasy in that regard, almost. [laughs]

Eric: Like, for us.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: A different kind of fantasy though, I think, because remember with Hogwarts you got to go to this world that we could only hope existed in some capacity, it was a great escape. Whereas this other world that J.K. Rowling is writing about now is in fact, as Selina pointed out, reality. And nobody wants to necessarily deal in reality, they want to deal in what could potentially be. And so I think that is why, for us, even though we grew up with it, the Potter series is more captivating than a book like this.

Eric: Well, I feel that fantasy novels on the whole or in general are actually just allegories for what actually goes on in the real world, which is why we look at Cornelius Fudge and we say the corrupt politician or the incompetent politician and that echoes, obviously, with experiences in our real world. But fantasy is more fun than, in many cases, just a straight play or straight drama about politics, which is why I think the Harry Potter series is going to continue to succeed far beyond a straight book like this.

Andrew: I don’t have all bad things to say about The Casual Vacancy, though. I have been enjoying it to a point. I think J.K. Rowling’s writing, as somebody mentioned earlier, is still phenomenal. She is so vivid in her writing and her descriptions of characters. And the beginning part of the book, where everybody is discovering Barry Fairbrother’s death – which I don’t consider a spoiler because we all knew who dies at the beginning.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: That part, to me, took a while to get through. And I think what put me off on a bad foot with this book is there are a lot of character introductions, and it’s a lot to handle.

Selina: Yeah.

Andrew: It’s a lot to take in. But that said, I’m starting to get acclimated with the characters and there are particular ones I’m – whose story lines I’m enjoying. And I haven’t given – so far, I can’t say that this is a bad book because I have been enjoying it to a point. It’s just that my reservations right now is it is slow to start, there are too many characters, I think, and the setting, it was just – this is a big, big, big jump for J.K. Rowling. I was actually saying to my friends the other day, and I’m interested in your guys’ takes on this, she should have worked her way up to this book. It shouldn’t have been seven books of Harry Potter fantasy and then going to this. It should have been – the next book, I think, should have been another – an older, young adult novel, something that would have captured – that feeds the audience of the grown-up Harry Potter audience, as in people our age and older than that because obviously Harry Potter spanned all ages. But adults and young adults, they grew up with this and still love J.K. Rowling’s writing for what it was. Would you guys agree she should have maybe used the subject matter that could have appealed to more people? Not kids, but people our age, let’s say?

Selina: I don’t necessarily agree because I think that with this book, I think – clear message that she’s saying, “I’m not done with Harry Potter but I’m moving away from Harry Potter, and if any of you thought that I was going to write another Harry Potter book, then I’m going to slap you in the face with this.” [laughs]

Eric: Wow.

Selina: It’s a heavy book, you could hit someone real…

[Eric and Selina laugh]

Selina: But my point is that I think that what happened with this book was it was marketed completely wrong, because everybody knows that the people that are going to go out and pick up the new J.K. Rowling book are going to be Harry Potter fans. And the only people that this book is not going to appeal to probably is ninety percent of Harry Potter fans. So, I feel like…

Eric: So, mis-marketed or – was it marketed at all?

Andrew: See, that’s the thing. Yeah.

Eric: Because I feel like – short of the fact that there are a hundred copies of the book at every bookstore in every city in the world, this book really wasn’t marketed. It sold itself, is the problem, and I think what I’m feeling that might be similar to what you’re feeling, Selina, is that we needed to – when the biography was released – or sorry, the summary – was released that said this is J.K. Rowling’s first book for adults, it was over quick. That was not emphasized enough, I think, that this book really wasn’t for, as you said, the majority of the people who are going to be picking it up because of their love for J.K. Rowling through Harry Potter.

Micah: And here’s the thing though: I think that if you’re not going to market the book, if you’re going to ride on the success of Harry Potter and expect that people are going to go out and they’re going to purchase this book because they were such huge fans of the Harry Potter series, then you also have to expect that you’re going to have this book held to the same standards and the success of Harry Potter. There’s no way to kind of get around that. I’m not saying that it’s necessarily fair to go ahead and do that, and say, “Well, look at what the Potter series was able to achieve,” and put that up against The Casual Vacancy. But I think at the same time, if you’re going to ride the heels of Potter and assume that because that did so well that you don’t have to market The Casual Vacancy or do more than what was done, you’re sort of setting yourself up for, I think, a lot of critical reviews.

Andrew: Yeah, I mean…

Eric: Or backlash, you know?

Andrew: I think, in terms of publicity, they did really downplay it. And there were articles about it, and booksellers were getting frustrated, like, “Oh, why isn’t there more promotional material for us to use?” Like, if you walked by a Barnes & Noble, all you saw was that single poster in the window, saying, “J.K. Rowling’s first book since Harry Potter.” And I think that is a thing that people should really market, because it is a big deal. But that’s my point with this whole transition thing. Harry Potter fans were so looking forward to the next book. I mean, Pottermore kind of let some people down. Other people enjoyed it, okay, but people have been yearning for a new J.K. Rowling book for five years. And so, when her first one out of the door is this one about ñ one as obscure a topic as this is, then it does turn off a lot of people.

Selina: I have…

Eric: Well, let’s talk about the beginning of this book. Sorry, Selina. Go ahead.

Selina: I just wanted to ask something really quickly before we talk about the actual book, which was: do you guys think that this book ñ that Jo should or could have released this under a pen name? Because, in my opinion, when I first started reading I was so put off by all the references and all this – I was like, “J.K. Rowling wrote this? This is horrible!” But then ñ and also, we’ll get into that later about the references ñ but then I put it away and I came back to it, and I sort of forgot that Jo wrote it and I enjoyed it a lot more for that…

Andrew: Hmm.

Selina: …because I didn’t associate it with Harry Potter at all.

Andrew: Yeah, I definitely wish ñ well no, I don’t think she should have put it under a pen name. Because, look, she wants to make a lot of money off of this, there’s no question about that. Everybody is – and her publisher wanted to make a lot of money off of it. So, to do that, they had to say “J.K. Rowling.” Otherwise, how many copies of this book would have sold? [laughs] I mean…

Eric: Well, I don’t really think she was in it for the money with this book. But at the same time, I don’t think she should have kept it to herself and not sold it. You know, it’s tough. I think what it is, is she’s just really being herself and it’s everybody else in the world that has to change their mindset about what the name J.K. Rowling means. And I think that unfortunately or fortunately for everybody involved, that’s what happened here, is that she published the book under J.K. Rowling and a lot of us were expecting a completely different book as a result of that.

Andrew: Mhm.

Micah: Yeah, but would you ever associate J.K. Rowling with anything other than Harry Potter? I mean, regardless of what she writes in the future, it’s always going to be Potter.

Eric: Well, I associate J.K. Rowling with good storytelling and an engrossing mystery. Now, I will say that in this book there is a lot less mystery. The plot – the end of the book is still hidden. I don’t know how it’s going to end up, but it’s not the kind of story that Harry Potter is in many, many ways. But it is still, as we all I think would agree, well-told or well-written.

Andrew: Maybe one of the biggest mistakes that we’re making as readers is kind of forcing ourselves to read it. Maybe it’s a book that’s best left consuming in small bits over a couple of weeks.

Micah: Yeah, but we’re not forcing ourselves. We’re barely a hundred pages into the book…

Andrew: Well…

Micah: …some of us. We’re taking our time, aren’t we?

Andrew: Well, I was trying to get done by Sunday, but then I started reading on Thursday, it wasn’t doing it for me, and Friday I tried more and it wasn’t doing it for me. I mean, maybe we [laughs] would like it better if we just weren’t feeling forced to finish it.

Micah: Yeah. Well, I like what you said earlier, too. The initial part of it is hard to get through because there are a lot of characters that are presented to you. There’s a lot of character development. And I understand you kind of need to do that in order to progress with the story, but I felt like ñ and again, I don’t mean to compare it to Potter, but her previous books ñ the character development felt much more fluid. In this book, it felt like she had to tell you all about a character in those initial chapters and get as much information as possible in front of you instead of just kind of interweaving it into the story. And so, from what I’ve read so far I feel like that part of it has fallen a little bit short.

Andrew: Mhm.

Eric: In addition, all the characters that she’s introducing in the book – none of them are particularly redeeming or lovable.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: To be honest, there are a lot of just shady people and shadier people and worse people. And even the children – you can’t like any of the kids because they’re little bastards.

Andrew: I like Andrew.

[Micah laughs]

Eric: You like Andrew?

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: [laughs] Yeah. I…

Selina: Wait…

Eric: But they all have such deep flaws and none of them are immediately likable.

Selina: You know what this is? This is like – you guys are going to like this one – it’s like the Game of Thrones series if it had been done in this time. There are no swords and there are no maestros, which is what makes it interesting, but all of the characters are great and flawed and really intricate, and I feel like if we had got to spend more time with them then it would have really developed into some huge political canvas that felt really important. I think that it’s not the characters and the storytelling that fails, it’s – for me, I am not saying it fails – but it’s just that there’s so little importance to what they do, and I think that’s probably part of her point. But it just makes it feel so redundant. You know what I mean? So, it’s like clashing.

Eric: Well, look at the classics here for a minute. Think about Catcher in the Rye. It’s a perfect example for me to use because I hate that book, but it’s a book that was required reading in high school and I found Holden Caulfield to be an insufferable jackass. But not a whole lot happens to him throughout the history of that book. It starts off, I think, he leaves college, he goes and spends a night in a dilapidated building, and I forget what happens in the rest, but nothing of great significance is being championed in that book. That book is about the character himself, and how he was viewed at the time and how – that’s one of the books that said that this kid who is young can still be very deep with his emotional analysis and how he sees the world. So, these books that are shown to us, even in school, aren’t necessarily about anything. They’re just – they get to be the status that they’re in because of how the story is told and different things about it. So even though nothing particularly happens, like you were saying, Selina, I feel like a lot of these characters are still strong enough that this book could be received pretty well. Not only by us, but in the future.

Selina: Just really quickly, I don’t mean that nothing happens. I mean that there’s nothing for us to care about. There’s no event that we can get invested in. You know what I mean?

Eric: Well, what about the election? Because where I’m sitting now – I’m a quarter of the way through the book – where I’m sitting now, I am interested in finding out who the candidates are going to be and that’s what I’m invested in right now.

Selina: I just – from my point of view, it won’t – I feel so negative, it’s bad, but it won’t matter who wins. Do you know what I mean? I don’t know. Maybe I’m just… [laughs]

Micah: I was just going to say though, Selina, the point you brought up about Game of Thrones, I was actually thinking about that as I was reading through, because it was almost as if she could have broken it up by character, like George R.R. Martin does in his books. So it would almost be – the first chapter would be Barry and then it would go on to be about the different characters in this particular book. But a lot of people complained about the first book in that series too, saying that it felt like it took so long to kind of get the wheels going, and I feel like it’s the same thing with this book. I don’t know if you agree or disagree.

Eric: I think, too…

Selina: I see that.

Eric: Yeah, she didn’t have seven books to tell this story. She chose to do it in one, which is why, I think, you are getting a lot of this introduction. And she has to lay the dimensions all before she can continue to tell the story, because it’s absolutely important that we meet all of the players in the story during the same story that’s going to finish it. You know what I’m saying? Whereas the books, every year at Hogwarts there was a new teacher and some of them have ties to Harry’s past, some of them don’t, but it was all laid across this grand canvas where everything here is crammed into one book. It’s interesting to see that she didn’t jump right into another series.

Micah: Right.

Selina: Unless it is a series.

Eric: [laughs] Do you think…

Andrew: She said it’s not.

Eric: Oh.

Andrew: She said it’s not going to be a series.

Eric: Oh okay.

Andrew: Umm…

Eric: But…

Andrew: Go ahead.

Eric: Yeah, go on.

Andrew: No, no, go ahead.

Eric: Oh, I wanted to talk about the first chapter, or the intro, but we don’t have to.

[Prolonged silence]

Andrew: I’m just mid-chew right now, go ahead.

Eric: You’re mid-chew? [laughs] I wanted to talk about the opening because to me – well, obviously the opening is really important about any book because you are supposed to be engrossed and it’s got to catch you. But I found in the beginning – and it’s Barry’s sort of last moments of his life – I found it to be at times very brutal, the narration. Essentially he’s finishing up some paperwork and he has to take his wife out for their anniversary. He kisses his kids goodbye for the last time and eventually collapses on the ground. When he’s collapsed from this brain aneurysm, there’s this line – let me go back to it. Okay, it says that he experienced pain that he never felt – he’s having a brain aneurysm – he’s experiencing this throbbing pain that was nothing like he ever felt. He didn’t want to endure it but “endure it he must, for oblivion was still a minute away.” So, this is like – the narrator is being very – it’s torture. This guy is being tortured and we’re forced to witness it. He’s forced to witness it for another sixty seconds. And when he’s in the ambulance, the woman who is in the ambulance with him compares the oxygen mask to a muzzle. And it’s also said that he was lying unconscious and unresponsive on the ground in a pool of his own vomit, and I’m thinking, “This is really intense! This guy is dying and he’s just completely helpless and we’re forced to witness this terrible death in the beginning of the book.” It really set an interesting tone, I thought.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: How about you guys?

Andrew: You’re just talking about basically those first two pages there, right?

Eric: Yeah, that’s the first two pages where…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: The narrator felt…

Andrew: I did like how – hmm?

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: The narrator felt…

Eric: The narrator felt like they were – it was just pathetic, like there was some kind of – like he was being insulted or something, you know? He spends the last few minutes of his life thinking about, why do I even have a golf club membership, I suck at golf…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: …and then he dies and he is forced to be tortured with a brain aneurysm. It brought the world – it was real. It was very real, like this really happens to people kind of thing.

Andrew: Mhm. Well, I guess we can move forward in the discussion here. I have to say, when I was going to pick up the book at Barnes & Nobles, I was very excited. It felt almost like a Harry Potter book release, going in, seeing it there right at the front, holding it in your hand for the first time…

Micah: Did you smell it?

Andrew: Uhhh, maybe.

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Eric: Did you smell it, Micah?

Micah: Well, the Potter books – we’ve talked about this, they had a very distinctive smell to them.

Andrew: All books have smells to them.

Eric: I think that comes from being printed on recycled paper, Micah.

Micah: Oh okay.

Eric: You know, if it used to be part of a McDouble wrapper…

Micah: Yeah, exactly.

Eric: …it smells like a McDouble.

Micah: I wanted to go back to something you said before, talking about those first two pages, but do you think it would have been different – maybe people find it a little bit more enjoyable, not as slow, more to look forward to – if Barry Fairbrother had been murdered as opposed to just dropping dead? Somebody is after his seat on the council?

Andrew: Like a whodunnit.

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: Hmm.

Micah: Because that’s honestly what I was expecting, having read the summary of the book beforehand.

Andrew: I never thought that.

Micah: I thought we were looking for more of a murder mystery/political thriller type of book.

Andrew: That would have been cool. That definitely would have been cool. Because there was rumors, I think, that her book – before we even knew it was called The Casual Vacancy or anything like that, I think there was a rumor – one author said, “Oh yeah, she’s going to be writing a mystery,” and we were like, “Oh okay.”

Eric: Yeah, that’s right.

Andrew: I think definitely it would have been more interesting. How do you classify this book? What genre is this?

Eric: Hmm. Political sleeper? What do you call those?

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: And that’s not offensive, but the fact that it is – it’s a character drama, that’s all it is. It’s a character drama set in a small town which obviously is a very accurate depiction of said small towns, I think.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: But again, going back to the comparison between real life and stuff, I find that the adults in this book – and there are a fair number of them – really aren’t – I’m identifying all aspects of their personality, with having known adults who are like that. I’m kind of closer to the parenting age than I used to be, like when I first picked up Potter, so a lot of this time spent – these chapters about the parents are interesting me because I have this perspective where I’m like, “I wonder if my parents ever felt that way,” or something like that. We’re dealing with more adults and now we’re closer to being adults, so I find in a very interesting way that these characters kind of still appeal to me than, say, if J.K. Rowling had written a book set in a high school or set with younger characters again like she did with Potter, I don’t know that I would have enjoyed it as much.

Andrew: Hmm.

Eric: What do you guys think?

Andrew: I mean, I don’t know if I could – I’m enjoying this right now because of her writing, because of her character writing, and when you get to the scenes with the dialogue I do find it intriguing. I think she does write some great character scenes. But I can’t imagine a situation – if there wasn’t that, if it was more of the very beginning, like the first couple of chapters, I would be incredibly – I probably would have given up. I think it is improving a little bit, and like I said at the top of the show, it does – I heard somebody say that – I’ve heard a couple of people say, “It gets better.” [laughs]

Micah: Well, Selina, does it?

Selina: That’s just the thing, though. It doesn’t get better! [laughs]

Andrew: Aww.

Eric: [laughs] Oh God. Wait, better than what? Better from what?

Andrew: More fast – I heard, “Yes, it starts slow in the beginning but it picks up the pace.”

Selina: I – it doesn’t get better than – I don’t know. Maybe it’s just because it’s so depressing, but I just feel like it’s just more and more of the same. [laughs] It’s not that I’m not enjoying it, but it’s…

Micah: So there’s no pay off yet?

Selina: You will literally not be able to tell the 350th page from the 20th page. Nothing has changed. And yes, you do learn more about the characters and some of the stories – Krystal’s, I’m sure we’re all going to be big fans of her part of the story because it is riveting and it is engaging and it is tragic and it is heartbreaking, and other people’s stories. Some of them are interesting, some of them are not. But in terms of the story, in terms of the actual plot – I mean, I still have 80 pages to go, but it’s – I’m not expecting anything to…

Micah: Shock you?

Selina: Yeah. And I wouldn’t. I would feel, in a way, that – [laughs] to use a phrase from the book, that would be inauthentic to [laughs] the characters if something – blah – if something huge suddenly happened to “fix everything” or make some kind of happy ending, because that’s not the story she’s writing. But I’m just left with a, “Life sucks. Where’s Hogwarts?” [laughs]

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The Casual Vacancy Discussion: Harry Potter References


Andrew: So, we had noticed a couple of Harry Potter – what we think are Harry Potter references in the book. The first one: the one on page 44, you guys were saying?

Eric: Oh wait, I have one before that. It’s page one. [laughs]

Andrew: Barry?

Eric: Barry… [laughs]

Andrew: You know…

Eric: Although it’s funny what she said in the interview about that – no, no, no, his head hurts so I thought it was Harry’s scar hurting.

Andrew: Oh. [laughs] Yeah, there’s that. And like you said, in the one interview somebody asked her, “Oh, you named Barry and Harry very similarly,” and she was like, “You know what? I didn’t even notice that until it was too late.” Like, are you kidding me?

Micah: They changed the last name. Why couldn’t she change the first name?

Andrew: Yeah, really! Change it to Larry.

Eric: It’s a simple replace command, Jo. Control-H.

Andrew: Yeah. Find, replace.

Eric: Find, replace.

Andrew: But I just couldn’t believe that it only dawned on her before it was too late that Barry and Harry – [laughs] so you guys had page 44. What was the reference there?

Eric: Yeah, who else found it? Was it…

Andrew: Selina?

Eric: Selina?

Selina: Me. Yup.

Andrew: What is it?

Selina: Oh, you can say it, Eric.

Eric: Oh okay, I’m going to – well, I’m going to look up the exact quote. Give me just one second here.

Andrew: The other one that we had found was later on when there’s a reference to various crimes, I think – or no, bad parenting.

Eric: Yeah, Tessa is going – Tessa is the – wait, no.

Andrew: Kay. You’re thinking of Kay.

Eric: Kay is the social worker.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: She’s undergoing – she’s kind of reminiscing on tales of bad parenting because she’s at – [censored], I always call her Keira but it’s…

Andrew: Krystal.

Eric: Krystal, Krystal’s house, and talking about her younger brother. But I found one on page 44 and it’s also – actually, this one is from Tessa and it’s also about Krystal and it says, okay:

“Tessa knew that Krystal’s familiarity with sudden death was greater than her own. People in Krystal’s mother’s circle died prematurely with such frequency that they might have been involved in some secret war of which the rest of the world know nothing.”

Selina: They’re wizards!

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: They’re wizards! But actually, she means obviously – Krystal’s mother in the story, not to spoil anything, is a big heroin addict and so a lot of the people that are also addicts are dying prematurely.

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: So, it’s much less exciting than if they were in a secret war. But the fact that that imagery exists, that Jo drew that comparison, seems like a veld or overt reference to the secret world of Harry Potter.

Micah: And the one that, Andrew, you brought up is on page 81, and it says:

“But she had seen far worse: welts and sores, gashes and burns, tar-black bruises; scabies and nits; babies lying on carpets covered in dog [censored]; kids crawling on broken bones; and once (she dreamed of it, still), a child who had been locked in a cupboard for five days by his psychotic stepfather.”

Andrew: That one made the national news, it says right after that.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: I missed that part, originally. She dreamed of it, still?

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: That totally seems to me like a Harry Potter reference. But I bet if you ask her about that, she’d say, “Oh. Oh no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.”

Selina: No, people [unintelligible] in cupboards all the time. [laughs]

Andrew: Yeah. [laughs]

Eric: So, Selina, do you think there could be any more? Have you noticed any others that are kind of similar?

Selina: The only one I did notice – and this is not a reference, it’s just funny – is that Jo in this story – I mean, she’s dating herself so much by all her references to Facebook and blah, blah, blah.

Andrew: How is that dating herself?

Selina: Because it’s little things about the world right now that in ten years people might be like, “Uhh, whatever.” But one thing that I did notice was the return of the PlayStation, which I liked.

Eric: Oh, I saw Nintendo DS.

Andrew: Yeah, I saw that.

Eric: Barry’s children have DS’s, but I didn’t see a PlayStation.

Selina: And I thought that was funny, because nobody actually says PlayStation anymore. [laughs] Sorry.

Andrew: See, I don’t know if that’s dating yourself, though. A book is written in a certain time period and that’s just…

Eric: And set in a certain time period as well.

Andrew: Yeah, yeah.

Selina: I always notice stuff like that whatever book I’m reading. I’m always thinking – they mention MySpace and I’m like, “Ahhh, that’s so 2002.”

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: There is a goat reference on page 58.

Andrew: Ooh.

Eric: Oh God, how could I have missed that?

Andrew: Good for you.

Eric: 58? What is it?

Andrew: So, does this change your guys’ perspective of Jo as a writer? Do you find yourself not looking forward to what she’s doing next? She has said in multiple interviews over the past week that she – it seems that she has two children’s books lined up, and one of those two will be her next book-release. But it’s only for, like, seven to eight-year-olds, that’s the target age, so I’m thinking like Dr. Seuss style: very short, very illustrated, that kind of thing. And then, she did reference one other adult novel. Not a Casual Vacancy sequel.

Eric: Well, let’s talk about the sex.

Andrew: In the book?

Eric: In this book. Yeah, in this book. Because you’re asking if it changes our perspective on Jo, or if it changes our opinion of her writing. And there is just a lot of sex, I think, even so far where I am in this book. And it’s shocking at first, because I think as a Harry Potter fan, having grown up with Harry Potter, it feels like your mom is cursing or something. It’s just very – there’s an early chapter where we meet Andrew, he’s riding the school bus, and this girl he has a crush on doesn’t show up. And I guess – I think the line is like, “There was an ache in his heart and in his balls.”

[Micah laughs]

Eric: And I’m thinking, oh my God, she’s talking about Andrew’s – this kid’s balls. She never talked about Harry’s balls. Like, there was never a moment where it’s like, “Harry’s balls itched as he contemplated what he must do next.”

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Never. Ever, ever, ever.

Andrew: Wasn’t there a reference to his erection, too?

Eric: Yeah, there’s tons of erections.

Andrew: Like, bumping up and down on the school bus?

Eric: There’s tons of erections – oh, covering it up, yeah. He said the vibration of the bus…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: I was just like, “Okay, this is – Jo is…”

Micah: But that’s normal things that happen to you…

Eric: Extremely normal.

Micah: Yeah, it is, though. And those are things that happen, you know, in high school.

Andrew: I think Micah is admitting something right now.

[Micah laughs]

Eric: No, no, look, I’ll admit the same thing if Micah admits it. This is…

Micah: Yes!

Eric: …real life.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Eric: But it felt like she was in my head – oh, Selina is laughing her [censored] off now.

[Micah laughs]

Eric: I’m saying that she seems to have created a portal inside a young boy’s mind, and she does this with Andrew, she does this with the character of Fats. And it’s a little interesting to see the Queen or mother inside my young child head, or any young boy’s head, talking about these school experiences. How did she know this stuff? Almost. The book is dedicated to her husband, Neil. I wonder if he shared something.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Or maybe it’s a technique of a good writer to be able to talk about this kind of thing that is a lot more, I guess, personal to me as like – hell, I was a young boy once, right? Some of these things that Andrew and Fats are feeling I felt, and so I’m really…

Micah: Yeah, exactly.

Eric: …engrossed by how sexual but also by how raw a lot of this emotion is and it’s been beneath these characters. And it’s not uplifting, it’s actually a little unsettling, but I don’t know what to make of it.

Micah: Well, what makes it unsettling? Because I think, as we’ve just mentioned, a lot of those elements are natural and they are things that happen. Maybe it’s that we internalize all of them and we don’t necessarily speak about them all the time. But I do think there’s certainly things that happen and to your point, how does she know how to get inside the mind of a young teenage boy who is looking at a girl for the first time and is really interested in her? It’s an interesting dynamic.

Andrew: Actually, my problem with a lot of the sex happening in this book was some of it felt very forced.

Selina: Yes.

Andrew: And I don’t mean literal sex but I mean just some references – like page 8, for example. It’s right after Barry dies, and Miles and Samantha who got Barry to that hospital, it’s the next morning, and Miles kind of gets lost in his wife’s breasts. It says:

“Samantha’s dressing gown gaped open as she sat at the kitchen table, revealing the contours of her big breasts as they rested on her forearms. Upwards pressure made them appear fuller and smoother than they were when they hung unsupported. The leathery skin of her upper cleavage radiated little cracks that no longer vanished when decompressed. She had been a great user of sun beds when younger.”

I’m just thinking, like…

Micah: Professor McGonagall?

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: No! I’m just thinking your friend just died, it’s the next morning, and you get lost in your wife’s breasts?

Eric: I didn’t think that…

Andrew: First of all, do married men even – are they even interested in their wife’s breasts any longer?

Eric: They should be.

Andrew: I mean, let alone to describe them in this detail?

Eric: The thing is, I was confused at the beginning because I wasn’t sure entirely that it was being told from his perspective. So, when she’s writing about Samantha’s breasts, I didn’t think it was necessary that Miles was noticing that, but I thought instead it was building the character of Samantha who is very much like – what was the reference to Harry Potter I compared? I’ve lost it. But anyway, she’s a character who used sun beds, she’s very vain, and so that’s all I took it to mean, was that she was very concerned with her appearance because she had grown older and she slumps fake goo on her to give her a fake tan.

Andrew: Mhm.

Eric: So, I don’t know.

Selina: I agree with you, I think that for me – I think having read most of the book, the sexual references probably are one of the ways to express these characters’ complete depravity. [laughs]

Andrew: Mhm.

Selina: And the way that they’re so messed up and wrapped up in their own heads, and I think – as someone else said earlier, it’s sort of a way of really being raw. I mean, she’s laying these people out for the world to see. There’s nothing hidden about them or anyone. And it’s all – the novel, I guess, is all about secrets and sharing your thoughts and sharing your personal self with nobody or everybody. But at the same time, especially in the beginning, I was like, I don’t need Jo to prove that this is not Harry Potter by throwing in all of this stuff a bit arbitrarily. Like that scene on the bus where he was sort of – the erection bump – [laughs] for obvious reasons. I feel like sometimes you don’t really need it, but then as you get further into the book I do think that it just becomes the way that her characters work.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: So…

Eric: It could be – yeah, go ahead.


Listener Tweets: The Casual Vacancy


Andrew: Let’s start to move along here. We got some Twitter responses about the book, for people who follow us on Twitter, Twitter.com/MuggleCast. Janet says:

“Only 100 pages in, but feeling there are a lot of characters being introduced, yet no main person to follow except dead Barry.”

Which yeah, I agree, but in a way he is the lead character because it is his death that causes everything that happens in the remainder of the book, as far as I know, getting his seat replaced. Kayla says:

“LOVE IT!! J.K. Rowling has done it again!! This book is AH-MAZING!!!”

Nina says:

“Surprisingly realistic and honest while discussing issues we’ve also seen in HP. A very courageous reflection of real life.”

Anne said:

“It has become like her to kill people in the first chapter. Loved the grotesque way she did it. It’s not HP, but it’s still JKR.”

Samuel Cox said:

“Only 130 pages in so far but I love it. Kind of odd when you think that Krystal was created by the same writer as say Luna or Dobby.”

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: What does he or she mean by that?

Eric: Well, the first time we meet Krystal it’s through Andrew’s eyes, and he’s telling the story of how when she was very, very, very young she pulled her pants down in the middle of a classroom. I just feel like that alone treats Krystal with much more depth and sympathy than – it’s deeper because you feel bad for her from the start, you’re at a disadvantage, whereas none of the characters seem that holy. They’re missing that element of secret things that they did when they were young or expressions of their youthful personality that should never be held against them. I almost feel like Harry Potter as a series was – because it lacked any element of the sexual and when Jo tried to write about it, it was really awkward. Like with Harry and Ginny, the monster in his chest, as opposed to actual sex scenes and stuff. I feel like in a way the Harry Potter series is inauthentic, except for the fact that it tried to address teenage relationships. The fact that her next book is showing sex from ages two to sixty-something is very different, and I think it is odd for what Samuel said. Because it’s a different way of viewing life. Both characters are equally real – Luna and Krystal – but Krystal has this added depth where you feel like you’re actually talking about a real person, because you know certain secrets about her that she would prefer not to have known.

Micah: But I agree. I think that those characters that were brought up – let’s go with Luna, not so much Dobby. I don’t think we need to be discussing the sex habits of house-elves on this show.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: But there is that missing component to – and so I wonder if all this time she was writing Harry Potter, she really wanted to say things that she couldn’t say, and so she kind of put them on the side and she tabled them for when she was going to be writing a more adult book. And I think…

Eric: Do you think it was out of respect for the fact that she was writing what was seen as being a children’s book? Because she could have included sex in Harry Potter, she just chose not to. She chose that she was writing more of a children’s story.

Micah: Yeah, but I think that it did change though, as the books progressed and you moved really into Order of the Phoenix and beyond. I think that you did get more of those adult themes, but again, the whole sexual side of it was completely ignored with the exception of a little bit of teenage romance here and there. And this book, though, is adult in every sense of the word. Like when she said she’s writing an adult novel, she might have well said she’s writing an X-rated novel because that’s what this is. I mean, there’s…

Andrew: Hmm.

Micah: No, it’s close because there are no boundaries as – you pick up a book by John Grisham or some other political thriller or legal thriller, there’s not this level of graphic…

Eric: Yeah, you’re not talking about how many…

Micah: …information.

Eric: Yeah. It’s not a teenager boasting about how many fingers he’s put in a girl. It’s not that at all.

Micah: Right, and that’s the other thing, at least as far as I’ve got in the book, with Krystal talking about her in the back of the room during one of their examinations and people going up and getting a chance to feel her breasts, and how – was it Andrew? – missed out on it.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: I always do, yeah. Oh, in the book? Yeah.

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Micah: Yeah, in the book.

Andrew: Yeah, that’s right.

Micah: You never hear something like that about going on in the back of Snape’s Potions classrooms with Luna.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: Everybody went to go into the back and get a feel. Or cop a feel.

Andrew: Oh God.

Micah: That just – yeah…

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: …they’re drastically different, there’s no question.

Andrew: So, was there – so, this was like a creative release for Jo? I mean, I feel like she almost needed to insert these kind of things in here, like the grabbing of the breasts and the watching of porn…

Micah: Selina, you’ve been very quiet.

Selina: No, I’ve tried to speak but the sound is cutting me off.

Andrew: Oh. But the watching of the porn and all that – I feel like if she didn’t have these things in there, it’d be even more boring.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Andrew: What did you want to say, Selina?

Selina: No, I only wanted to say I could imagine how great it would be if at one point we got something that was kind of the best of both of these, because with Harry Potter you have the fantastic story. You have the fantastic – I’m not talking about the magic, I’m talking about the intricate layers of what happens between these characters, and the way they grow up and the way they fight this battle. And you have the humor, you have the heart, you have the way that we have all attached ourselves to these characters, despite them not being as fleshed out as we might have hoped they would be. And if we could match all of that with this intense social awareness, and awareness that Jo has for the way that people’s minds work, and the really – this amazing level of building up these detailed characters that are so different from each other, and have such distinct personalities, and that really are so real. If we could mix all that up and create some kind of super novel [laughs] it would be the best thing ever.

Micah: Yeah. I’m really interested to see, at Lincoln Center, how she’s going to talk about this book…

Andrew: Mmm.

Micah: …and the kinds of questions she’s going to get from fans, who are primarily going to be Harry Potter fans. I mean, to this point a lot of the interviews that she’s done have been with reporters. She hasn’t had to really interact one-on-one with the fans. And so it’s going to be an interesting conversation with the much more grown-up Potter crowd.

Andrew: She did interact with them at Queen Elizabeth Hall, but that was the day the book came out, and I think they did a survey of the audience and one person had actually finished the book.

Eric: Wow.

Andrew: But yeah, you’re right. So, by the time she gets to New York City, obviously I would think anybody who’s attending will have finished the book and maybe can grill her a little bit. But let’s continue here. On the point we just brought up, actually, Diana said:

“I can’t believe Jo actually wrote a book with dirty words and without wizards! This book is truly awesome, I’m glad she did it!”

Rosie said:

“Just what I expected and so much more! No skirting around real issues and the same writing we’ve all come to love.”

Amanda says:

“Trying really hard to stay interested. Maybe I haven’t gotten to the good part yet, only 80ish pages through. Supporting JKR!”

SouthwarkJ said:

“The plotting was skillfully done. Liked the issues being raised (poverty, OCD) but most of the characters were not compelling.”

Eric: I haven’t got to the OCD yet.

Andrew: Me neither. Caitlin says:

“I’m only 50 pages in, but it’s so slow! Do we really need so much character description? C’mon Jo, where’s the good stuff?!”

And finally Sean says:

“Hate it. Unlikable characters and mediocre writing, plus the entire experience feels like spending a weekend with the Dursleys.”

I have…

Eric: Wow.

Andrew: This book does feel Dursley-ish, in terms of the characters – some of them.

Eric: Particularly Howard and his wife are…

Andrew: Yeah.

Selina: Right. I’ve been trying not to say it, because I feel like there’s no point comparing this to Harry Potter in any way, [laughs] because it’s not. But really, a lot of the – not just the – what are they, the Mollisons? – I feel like they’re the most Dursley-ish. But I feel like almost every single character I imagine as Vernon, Petunia, or Marge Dursley walking around, you know?

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Wow.


News: J.K. Rowling Interviews


Andrew: There was an interesting interview – moving on to some of the news related to Casual Vacancy, there was an interesting interview with Jo, when she’s speaking to ABC’s Cynthia McFadden, and Rowling asked McFadden, “Did you cry?” and McFadden said, “Yes,” and J.K. Rowling said, “Well, you see, I don’t want to say ‘good.’ But I would have nothing to say to the person who didn’t cry at the end of this book. Nothing. The end is bad. Sorry.”

Selina: Hmmm.

Andrew: Which I thought was pretty – I was like, whoa. So, for this quote alone, I’m very interested to see why Jo feels so compelled to say everybody who reads this should be crying by the end because it’s so sad.

Eric: Right.

Selina: Because she sets up these characters to fail. She’s like, “Come here, come care about these fifteen-odd characters and I will destroy them.” [laughs] I don’t know.

Micah: Well, Selina, can we throw out a spoiler-like question to you? Has anybody else died throughout the book, other than Barry – up to your reading?

Selina: Not up to my reading, although several of them have diabetes.

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Andrew: Really?

Selina: Yes. [laughs]

Andrew: Oh, that’s a spoiler.

Eric: I know that’s not a laughing matter, but wow.

Andrew: You know, she did address Harry Potter and going back to it, and that made headlines more than anything else this week, in terms of all the interviews that she did. She said that Harry, Ron, and Hermione’s story is definitely over, but, quote, “Maybe I’ll go back and do a director’s cut.” And this was said to the BBC. She – because she admitted that two of the books – she was talking in regards to two of the books in the Harry Potter series that she would go back and change. Now, in the article on Hypable, Richard speculated it’s Chamber of Secrets and Half-Blood Prince, but I seem to remember her saying that Goblet of Fire was the one she…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: …was most disappointed in. So I think that would definitely be one of them.

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: That’s one of the two. But I’m not sure…

Andrew: What do you think the other one is, then? If you could – or if you don’t know the answer to that, if you could ask her to re-write one of them – and not do like a major re-write, but go through it and be like, “Oh, let’s change this. Let’s speed this up. Let’s slow this down. Let’s add this.” Which book do you think…

Micah: Well, wasn’t it that there were parts of Chamber of Secrets and Half-Blood Prince she had toyed with switching at one point?

Andrew: Yeah, yeah.

Micah: But I…

Andrew: Related to the Horcrux, right?

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: It had to be.

Micah: But I would almost say Order of the Phoenix.

Andrew: Really?

Micah: There’s probably parts of that that she could have done more with.

Andrew: And…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Well, I mean, I could see that being one of the books, because that was in the prime “deadline, deadline, deadline.” She was working under a tight deadline to get Goblet of Fire out, back in 2000, I remember, and that really…

Eric: Right, she said never again, and she took three years to write Order.

Andrew: Oh right.

Eric: But I think though – honestly, I think “5” is the one that a lot of us would say needs the most editing, perhaps to shorten it. Because there are quite a lot of things, like even the St. Mungo’s chapter, that don’t have a whole lot of relevance in the later books at all. Maybe she would change the other books to include some relevance to the other things that are in Order of the Phoenix. Or maybe not. Maybe she would just make “5” shorter.

Andrew: Now…

Micah: I want to know what was easier to write. Was Potter just by nature easier for her to put a pen to paper or type in on a computer, versus The Casual Vacancy?

Andrew: You should ask her in New York City.

Micah: Did she struggle writing this book?

Andrew: Mhm. So, in regards to writing stuff outside of Harry, Ron, and Hermione’s story, she said, “Now, if I had a fabulous idea that came out of that world – because I loved writing it – I would do it. But I’ve got to have a great idea. I don’t want to go mechanically back into that world and pick up a load of odds and ends, and glue them together and say, ‘Here we go, we can sell this.'” So, she just wants to be really motivated by an idea, and then she’ll run with it.

Micah: Maybe by the reviews of The Casual Vacancy.

Andrew: [laughs forcibly] Yeah, I mean…

Micah: Just joking.

Andrew: Well no, you could be on to something there. If she writes another adult book and it kind of bombs – I’m not saying The Casual Vacancy bombs, but if it doesn’t do that well – because she won’t be able to say, “Oh hey, everybody. Look, it’s my first book since Harry Potter. Buy, buy, buy!” I think this…

Eric: [singing] “Bye, bye, bye.”

Andrew: She may get humbled and more appreciative of the Harry Potter world again, and be like, “Okay, it’s time to go back into it.”

Selina: I would hope so, or at least be appreciative of who her fan base is. And I’m not saying that she can’t write stuff like this, but I’m saying if this gets bad reviews, it’s not because it’s a bad book, it’s because the wrong people are reading it, and that’s because we haven’t been – I mean, you have to – she’s J.K. Rowling. You have to expect, even though she could hope that we’d all be like, “La la la, it’s not Harry Potter, let’s all read it and enjoy it,” that’s not necessarily going to happen, you know?

Eric: Yeah. I think part of it has to do with her being such a private person. She has a Twitter that she never uses. She has this access to all of us. She really could have warned us a little bit clearer, I think, that this book…

Selina: Yeah.

Eric: …was not – and not only that it wasn’t Harry Potter but that it would be – again, I find this book very artful, but I think that a lot of the people, as you said, are reading it – aren’t looking for its merits, so looking for it to be a Harry Potter book, and it’s – it couldn’t be further from a Harry Potter book, and I think a lot of people – I think they’re being wronged because it wasn’t – they weren’t warned enough, and I think – I’m surprised that Jo was able to turn out a book of this length. None of us knew she was even writing it until several months ago. And look, it’s not our business to know everything she does, but I feel like perhaps being – considering how looked up to she is by everyone who has read her books…

Micah: Yeah, but she’s also had five years to put out another book. I mean, it’s not like she put out one last year. Deathly Hallows is over five years ago at this point. So, we would expect that whatever was going to be released by her next was going to be substantial and going to hold our interest. Now, look, everybody who read Potter is not going to jump onto this book and say it’s the greatest thing that’s ever been written, or that they really like it. But I do think that there is a certain level of expectation coming in because of what we’ve read previously.

Selina: Yeah, exactly, and that’s not something that anyone can help, no matter if some people might say, oh, well, it’s your own fault for – we’re not expecting Potter, you know? We weren’t expecting another Potter but we were expecting something that wasn’t this. And it just keeps coming back to the fact that someone should have anticipated that this is the response, because I feel like it’s gotten such a poor response from critics and from fans so far. Some people like it. Most people don’t, and I feel – and people feel so let down, and that was always going to happen, but I feel like someone could have done something to avoid that, because I feel bad for Jo…

Micah: Marketing.

Selina: Right.

Micah: That’s…

Eric: Lev Grossman really liked it. The only review I’ve read is Lev Grossman’s review and he really found it to be very riveting.

Andrew: On Goodreads, which is a…

Micah: But he’s a Potter fan.

Andrew: [laughs] On Goodreads…

Eric: Yeah. Well, he is.

MuggleCast 258 Transcript (continued)


News: The Casual Vacancy Sets Goodreads Record


Andrew: On Goodreads, which is a book reading social networking site – I really like it a lot, actually. Goodreads.com. You can add a book to your shelf, “I’m about to read this book,” and then once you’re done you can say you’ve completed it and here’s my review. Right now, 38 percent of the reviews are five stars, 23 percent are four stars, 16 percent are three stars. It has an average rating of 3.65 stars out of five, and that is based on 438 reviews, obviously many more to go. It also set…

Eric: That’s like a C-minus.

Andrew: It set a record on Goodreads. It was the most marked “started reading” for one day. So, the day The Casual Vacancy came out, more people on one day marked The Casual Vacancy as starting it today than any other book in the site’s history. So, that just shows you that there’s a huge amount of anticipation, if you didn’t gather that enough by merely the fact that there was a million pre-orders for this book, and I believe there are two million books in print. Little, Brown hasn’t actually released sales numbers yet. Maybe they’ll do that this upcoming Monday to see how it did through its first weekend. I would personally be very interested to see how well it has been selling. But yeah, so that, on Amazon – Goodreads has that 3.65, and then Amazon, the reviews aren’t that good, right? [laughs] Two-and-a-half stars on Amazon right now. But, to be fair, some people – there’s just weird reviews on Amazon. Some people did review it after reading. I mean, I see a two-star here published two hours ago: “So expensive, so eagerly awaited, so disappointing.”

Micah: Well, I feel like you’re going to see a lot of that, though, and it does go back to the marketing side of it and the fact that this book wasn’t marketed at all. It was going to ride the success of Potter. And look, it’s fine. If J.K. Rowling is – nobody can fault her in any way. If she’s saying, “Look, I’m going to write this book, it’s going to be what it’s going to be. If you like it, great. If you don’t, that’s fine, too.”

Eric: Right.

Micah: And people are just going to have to live with that. I mean, we’re doing the show just to kind of go through and give our thoughts on it, but people don’t have to agree with what we’re saying. I’m sure we’re going to get plenty of feedback about all the stuff that we talked about. But I said this to Andrew before the show, that if this wasn’t written by J.K. Rowling, I would never pick this book up. There’s nothing about it that intrigues me in the least. And aside from obviously having read Potter and Game of Thrones, I read more political or legal-type thrillers, you know? Nelson DeMille, Grisham, those types of writers. This holds really little interest for me if it didn’t have the name Rowling attached to it.

Selina: I’m exactly the same. I’ll finish it but it’s not – and I appreciate her writing style but this is not my kind of novel at all.

Andrew: So, I think that’s all we have to say right now on The Casual Vacancy. There will be more to be – there, of course, will – we’ll have more to say [laughs] once we’ve all finished reading it. I mean, I’m going to finish because I feel like, as people who are a voice in the Harry Potter community, we do have to read it and give a fair assessment on it, and I’m all for doing that. And I’m also – you know, I just want to be able to say, yes, I read it and here’s what I accurately thought of it. But to wrap up my views on it, as I have been reading this, I think of many of my friends who I met through Harry Potter, I picture them reading this and I just cannot picture them enjoying it, so – it’s just not for the Harry Potter audience. [laughs] That’s – I think that’s what we’re all trying to get across.

Micah: Well, it certainly could create a lot of discussion. I don’t think there’s any question about that. The themes that are in here and the characters – there’s a lot to talk about, but I just don’t – like, we’re not going to sit down, I don’t think, maybe with the exception of one or two more shows, and really kind of go through this chapter by chapter or…

Andrew: I was just going to say. We should do Chapter-by-Chapter.

Micah: We should.

Andrew: Yeah.

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Micah: But that’s at least how I feel. It’s just different.


Review: The Perks of Being a Wallflower


Andrew: Yeah. Well, moving on now. We have the Finding Hogwarts interview coming up, but first we wanted to also talk about The Perks of Being a Wallflower, the movie based on the book by Stephen Chbosky. Who has seen it now? I have, Eric has?

Eric: I have.

Andrew: Not Selina and Micah though?

Micah: No, I have not seen it.

Selina: No.

Andrew: Okay, well…

Eric: It stars Emma Watson.

Andrew: Yeah, that’s why we wanted to talk about it.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: And I know – it was a classic back in the 90’s. It came out, what, ’99 I believe it was? And I…

Eric: This was – yeah, it was required reading, I think, for me in ninth grade.

Andrew: Really?

Eric: If not required, definitely recommended. My teacher made sure that I read that book.

Andrew: It’s a coming of age story and we do want to talk about it because Emma Watson is in it. And I actually – I only got about halfway through the book which is written as a diary, which is very interesting and even more interesting when you consider how it could be translated to the big screen. But Stephen Chbosky who wrote it – like I said, he also directed it and wrote the screenplay and he did a tremendous job. And it opens everywhere this Friday in the United States. I know, Selina, you just said it’s not open over there yet, but I’ve got to imagine it’s coming over there.

Selina: It’s not coming out here at all yet as far as we can tell. There’s a lot of – it’s been treated like such an indie film as opposed to a big release. It’s probably not going to come out in a lot of countries, including mine.

Andrew: But even if…

Eric: That’s a shame.

Andrew: Yeah. Even if you check out reviews for the film, it’s been doing very well critically, so you don’t even have to be just an Emma Watson fan to enjoy it. It is a great story, it’s a great cast.

Selina: It’s a good…

Andrew: Emma Watson plays Sam, and then Logan Lerman plays Charlie, and Ezra Miller plays – Eric?

Eric: Patrick?

Andrew: Patrick. What were you going to say, Selina?

Selina: I was just going to say I love the book. [laughs]

Andrew: Oh okay. [laughs]

Eric: Yeah, the book is – it’s kind of like The Casual Vacancy in the parts of it that are set in high school. There’s drug use, there’s sexuality, and I find it to be very relevant and I found it when I was reading it in ninth grade to at least be relevant because that kind of stuff could be happening to my peers at the time. It’s just like stuff that happens in high school and the goings-on in high school to different kids. Charlie being a wallflower and he doesn’t have any friends until he meets these people who influence him and their taste in music and their taste – their view of the world influences him. And so, for that I thought the movie was very, very entertaining. I thought it was a great adaptation. I had no worries about it not being faithful to the book. I wanted to reread the book, but then a different book came out the same week, three guesses which. But I figured since the writer directed it, we wouldn’t have to worry about it not being faithful. I found the movie to be very entertaining and the soundtrack was great, so I would definitely recommend everybody check it out and Emma Watson does a passable American accent.

Andrew: It’s up and down at times.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: I think she sort of just gave up halfway through filming. [laughs]

Eric: I wouldn’t say it’s horrible. My problem is – of course, I’m watching the movie and still seeing Hermione, but I think I’d say about halfway through I was able to stop and see her for who she is. But Sam is such an interesting character in the book and is such a driven character to be her own person, flaws and everything. So, it was a very interesting role for Emma to take, but again, I would recommend the film because I think it says something to a lot of people that’s very relevant.


Interview: John Noe & Bre Bishop


Andrew: So we are joined now by John Noe and Bre Bishop, the creators of Finding Hogwarts, the documentary. Hey guys!

Bre Bishop: Hey!

John Noe: Hey!

Andrew: Now, I don’t know how to feel about this because John, of course, does the rival podcast, PotterCast.

[John laughs]

Andrew: So I feel very uncomfortable.

John: We don’t like each other very much.

Andrew: No. I hate you.

[Andrew and John laugh]

Andrew: No, but we’re actually great friends in real life and we obviously wanted to have you on to talk about Finding Hogwarts because you guys have been working on this for a while and you’re about to – well, it’s on sale now, correct?

John: Correct, yes.

Andrew: Pre-orders.

John: We’ve been working on it for the past 19 years. No, it just feels like it, actually.

Bre: It does.

John: But yeah, it is available for sale on Blu-ray and DVD at FindingHogwarts.com.

Andrew: So, for anyone who hasn’t heard about it yet, tell us about the documentary. First, how did you get the idea for this?

Bre: It was pretty much just we were sitting around at Prophecy 2007 and I don’t know how we got on the conversation of just how awesome it would be to go to Scotland and try to find Hogwarts, and then it just sort of snowballed from there.

John: Well, it was kind of like a really big combination of feelings and thoughts because 2007 had us all thinking, “What is the world going to look like without a new Harry Potter book to look forward to?” And I’m sure many of those listening here can remember if you were a fan at the time. We all didn’t know what was going to happen to the fandom and how often we would see all these friends that we had just made for all of the convention-going fandom.

Andrew: Yeah.

John: And then feeling like, “Oh, what do we do now? What’s left after all of this?” and kind of figured, “Well, I guess we can always go to Hogwarts.” And this whole trip came together and it snowballed, like Bre said, into this idea of filming seven of us flying over to England and to Scotland and to walk around the Highlands. And it really kind of became so much more than we ever thought it would, and it turned out to be just the culmination of going on four years of work…

Andrew: Mhm.

John: …and storytelling and interviews all about what it’s meant to be in the Harry Potter fandom and how it’s changed all of our lives.

Andrew: And, Bre, I know this was your first time going over to the U.K., so what was that like, having read the books and now finally you’re kind of living within them by being in the Highlands, like John mentioned?

Bre: That was insane because I always thought whenever I’d go to the U.K. it would kind of be just a vacation trip, and instead it was this Harry Potter – I don’t even know – homage trip that was just insane. Just getting to do all the stuff that they do in the books and getting to ride the steam train and go to some of the filming locations.

Andrew: You told me, I think, that you actually rode over that bridge that you see in Chamber of Secrets, right? When Harry and Ron are flying with the Ford Anglia?

John: That is true.

Andrew: That is so cool.

John: That is true. It’s hard to pronounce. I think it’s called the Glenfinnan…

Bre: Viaduct.

John: Viaduct. And it is pretty darn cool-looking in person, and we tried to get some good footage of it too.

Bre: We were lucky enough to actually get to be in the compartment that they filmed in – or that they filmed some of the stuff in, right?

John: Yeah, when the trio does their shots in the compartment on the Hogwarts Express – I don’t know what proportion of it actually happened in the actual train and how much of it was just inspired from the train and recreated in the studio. But all I know is that you’re normally aren’t allowed in that compartment, and we had talked the conductor into letting us in it because we were big enough fans and we had some similar friends, and it was really cool.

Andrew: Now, why…

John: It came together perfectly.

Andrew: Why do they keep that compartment closed, normally?

John: I think because – I don’t think they make much of a secret of the fact that it is the steam train that inspired the Hogwarts Express, but I don’t know if they exactly have the ability to promote it as such. And so, I think just because interest would be crazy and they don’t want to have to deal with having a Harry Potter attraction on their train…

Andrew: Yeah.

John: …they just kind of keep it private, normally.

Andrew: So, in a way this is kind of a really great way to see the Harry Potter sets, if you will, without actually going over there. Because obviously, our listener base – we have a big United States audience, we have a big U.K. audience as well, and big Australia, but the United States is, of course, biggest. So, this seems like a cool way for me or anybody else to get this behind-the-scenes look when you’re seeing these things, not in the movie, but you’re seeing true Harry Potter fans experience all these locales, if you will, for the first time.

John: Yeah, that was definitely how it was for us because I had been to England a couple of times, just real briefly to cover some of the premieres, and this was a trip that let us try and walk in the footsteps of the characters. And we had moments where we actually tried to track down, “Where would the exact phone booth be, to get to the Ministry of Magic? And where would The Leaky Cauldron be if we can go off of the clues in the books and determine where on Charing Cross Road you would find it?” and all of that. And we even ended up in some similar spots where they did film some scenes like the Quidditch matches in the earlier films…

Andrew: Oh cool.

John: …and places like that.

Bre: That was really insane because we had to take a hike. It was like a two-hour hike to get to this waterfall that they used for the Quidditch pitch and stuff.

[Andrew laughs]

Bre: And it’s crazy to picture all these people with cameras and [censored] – oops.

[Everyone laughs]

Bre: Sorry!

Andrew: It’s fine. It’s fine.

Bre: Just hiking all the way out there just to get that shot, or I guess maybe they took a helicopter or something, I don’t know.

John: They probably didn’t make Dan and everybody…

Bre: Well, no.

John: …track around through the woods like we did.

Andrew: Yeah. [laughs]

John: [laughs] But yeah, it was a pretty epic moment.

Andrew: Now, how about the other people who were – who went on this actual trip? I know it was you two, and then who else?

John: Great question. The whole idea was to try and pick some diverse people, and it kind of at this point now, all these years later, looks like we just grabbed a bunch of our friends. But really, we have Paul DeGeorge, who is one half of Harry and the Potters, Andrew Slack, who started and runs the Harry Potter Alliance, Bre and I’s good friend – your friend too, of course – Miss Rita Gill, who actually helped to come up with some of the original ideas for the film, and Melissa Anelli, who runs The Leaky Cauldron and wrote Harry, A History, and Frankie Franco – who is also on PotterCast with me – who is a brilliant illustrator and fan artist at the time and does a lot of cool stuff now too with DreamWorks.

Bre: For me it was kind of like a big fangirl thing because I had…

[Andrew laughs]

Bre: I had been a – no, but seriously, I had been a fan of Harry and the Potters since I was 14…

Andrew: Yeah.

Bre: …and was in the PotterCast and all of that stuff, so it was kind of crazy to find myself one day being 14 and listening to Harry and the Potters and then suddenly being in the Highlands with Paul DeGeorge.

Andrew: Yeah. Did you discover anything about him that you wish you hadn’t?

Bre: He burps a lot.

[Everyone laughs]

John: The dude likes to burp.

Andrew: Actually, I have a question about this. Okay, so you guys were together for – it was like a two week period? All together?

John: Almost. Yeah, like ten or eleven days.

Andrew: Okay. Was there any crazy breakdowns? Did our friend Rita, who is known for breakdowns – did she – was there any big breakdowns like, “We’re not finding Hogwarts! What’s going on?”

Bre: Oh yes. [laughs]

John: So much of that.

Bre: There was so much of that.

[Andrew laughs]

John: And the funny thing is we had this – it was very difficult to shoot this movie anyhow because we did it on as small of a budget as we could get away with. More than half the budget was just the travel to get out there. So, we didn’t have any crew members with us, nobody was doing camera for us. We all had to pass around the cameras, we all had to make sure our own microphones were turned on and recording at all times. It was very stressful. It would get to some points in the day when we were like, “Screw this, we just want to go and have a beer.”

[Andrew laughs]

John: And Rita would run off with some randoms that she met in Scotland…

[Andrew and Bre laugh]

John: …and we didn’t know if she would be coming back, and…

[Andrew laughs]

Bre: At some point, me and Rita and Andrew Slack – we were so stressed out and tired that we decided to go to a club one night in Edinburgh.

[Andrew laughs]

Bre: This is not in the film, of course. But there was lots of craziness going on.

Andrew: Yeah.

John: Yeah, it all kind of just culminates actually in the film, a point of frustration, where we’re like, “What are we actually doing here?” And it turned out to be kind of a breaking point in the whole process, and really forced us to really kind of regroup and take a look at what we were doing. And it turned out, I think, for the best because the film was better for having that moment.

Andrew: Cool. Oh, that’s good. That’s good. So, Bre, we also wanted to talk about the fact that you used to be a MuggleCast listener.

Bre: Yes, I’m so excited that I’m finally on MuggleCast!

Andrew: This is your first time, really?

Bre: Well, you played the…

Andrew: Your – yeah.

Bre: The video, yeah. The “I Eat MuggleCast Fangirls for Breakfast” video. Back in the day.

Andrew: That was a classic. That was, what, back in 2006?

Bre: I think so. It was right after Lumos.

Andrew: And what is this video?

Bre: Oh God, I was basically just making fun of MuggleCast fan girls.

[Andrew laughs]

John: But you did it as Fred on YouTube before there was Fred on YouTube.

Andrew: Oh.

Bre: Yeah, I was being obnoxious.

John: With your voice all sped up.

Andrew: You were the original Fred. Okay.

[Bre laughs]

Andrew: Fifty-two thousand views, I see. Posted six years ago. I’m not going to play…

Bre: Really?

Andrew: Yeah.

Bre: Goodness.

Andrew: Is that low or high?

Bre: I don’t – I guess it’s high. I haven’t looked at it in a while because I can’t even stand listening to myself do that, it’s so embarrassing.

Andrew: [laughs] So yeah, we played that on the show. I think that was one of the first true fan experiences I encountered. [laughs]

Bre: And it’s so funny because I’m sitting there making fun of fan girls, but then everyone was like, “You were on MuggleCast!” and I got super excited about that.

[Andrew and John laugh]

Andrew: Right, yeah. Your follow-up video is you listening to us playing it on the show.

[Andrew and Bre laugh]

Andrew: “Smile! You’re On MuggleCast 58”, I guess that’s the one?

Bre: Yeah, yeah.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Awesome. So, what’s the overall message that you want people taking away from this documentary? It seems clear that this is for all Harry Potter fans to get really – it’s a reflection of the fandom. But what would you say, in a nutshell, would be what you want viewers to take away?

John: Well, it’s an interesting thing because at the time that we made it, we thought that it would be one thing. And now that it’s 2012, it’s turned out to be that but something else entirely, because so many Harry Potter fans in the fandom now – we have been hearing stories from them about how they only really came to the fandom post-Deathly Hallows, 2007, 2008, and later.

Andrew: Mhm.

John: And for us, the big reason we did the trip and did the film was we wanted to reflect on everything that we thought the fandom was prior to that point and to document all of the stories about what that was.

Bre: At the time there was so much crazy stuff going on. I’d go home and tell my family, “I just got back from this Harry Potter convention,” and they’d be like, “What? I don’t understand.”

[Andrew laughs]

Bre: There’s wizard rock bands, there’s podcasts, and I just wanted to be able to explain this phenomenon to everybody.

Andrew: Yeah.

John: Yeah, what it was and what made all of us and so many other people so crazy about it. And for these newer Harry Potter fans that came into the fandom a little later and they weren’t around to experience things like the midnight releases of the books. Watching everything now – we have footage from so many old events, so many old rock shows with Harry and the Potters, and library events, and all of these things. Looking at it now, it’s just capturing some of what I would consider the best years of the Harry Potter fandom in this little moment in time. And the film is just a really nice way, I think, to capture those feelings and to be able to remember them as vividly as you can.

Andrew: Yeah. No, sounds good. I’m looking forward to seeing it. I know you guys are finished with it, so – I hope you guys are having a little viewing party. I meant to ask you guys about that.

John: Yeah, we were actually just talking about doing that, probably here this week.

Andrew: Oh cool. I hope there’s Butterbeer of the alcoholic kind. I’m sure you guys could use it.

Bre: Oh, of course.

[Andrew and John laugh]

John: We’re all old enough now!

Andrew: [laughs] Cool. So again, it’s FindingHogwarts.com, you can go there. You can see the new trailer, which I really like. I really like that new trailer.

John: Thank you.

Andrew: You premiered that at LeakyCon, right? A couple of months ago.

John: We did. We did indeed. And actually we have a little surprise for you and all of you listening out there, because you’re so nice to have us. If you’re interested in the film and you watch the trailer and you would like to order the film, you can put in a little coupon code. What’s that coupon code all the MuggleCast listeners know so well?

[Andrew laughs]

Bre: Isn’t it “Ron” or something? Or it was “Ron” for some point.

Andrew: It’s been “Ron,” it’s been “Muggle” – let’s do “Muggle” if you…

John: Well, we’ll do “Muggle.” If you type in code “Muggle” we will give you five percent off your order.

Andrew: All right. I’m going to get…

John: And you’ll be able to use that now until the end of time.

Andrew: All right, cool.

Bre: Can you have Mason say this?

Andrew: I was just going to say.

[John laughs]

Andrew: I’m going to get Go Daddy guy, Mason, to record. He’ll be thrilled.

John: Yay!

Andrew: He finally has a new ad.

[Andrew and John laugh]

John: That’s awesome.

Andrew: Cool. And then you also have Facebook.com/FindingHogwarts and Twitter.com/FindingHogwarts.

John: Yes.

Andrew: Cool. Sounds good, guys. Thanks for coming on.

John: Oh, thank you very much for having us. And I hope everybody enjoys The Casual Vacancy, too.

Andrew: Oh yeah, have you guys started reading it?

Bre: No, not yet.

Andrew: Hmm.

John: Oh, we can’t sound like we’re that big of…

[Andrew laughs]

John: Not “big of fans.”

Bre: I mean I have it, but it just…

John: We’ve been so busy trying to wrap up all of the stuff for the film that we haven’t been able to sit down and start it. It’s kind of like trying to wrap up one chapter before moving on to the next one.

Andrew: Just like Jo.

John: And at least J.K. Rowling style, so yeah…

[Andrew laughs]

John: Exactly. I’m trying to figure out which song to play when it’s over, just like – what was that song she played when Deathly Hallows was done?

Bre: “Smile” by Lily Allen.

John: Yeah, I think we should just play that.

Andrew: Oh, was that it?

Bre: We should!

[John laughs]

Andrew: Well, she also raided her mini-bar, we just learned the other day, and downed a bottle of champagne. So, you should do that as well.

John: Sounds about right.

[Andrew laughs]

Bre: Jo did it, we can do it.

Andrew: Exactly. All right, thanks guys!

John: Thanks Andrew!


Show Close


Andrew: Okay, and that wraps up the show for today. We want to remind everybody to please visit the MuggleCast website. We want your feedback about The Casual Vacancy. We’ll continue to talk about our responses and your responses to the book. We took tweets this time, but we would like some longer form analysis – not too long because we have to read it on the show, so try to keep it to a paragraph what you think of the book, why you don’t think it was more popular with Harry Potter readers, why it’s getting the reviews that it is on Goodreads and Amazon. Just go to MuggleCast.com, click on “Contact” at the top, and there you’ll see a contact form to reach us. Then on the right side, as always, are the links to our iTunes where you can subscribe and review us, our Twitter which is Twitter.com/MuggleCast, Facebook which is Facebook.com/MuggleCast, and the fan Tumblr at MuggleCast.Tumblr.com. Anything else to plug? Gentlemen and lady?

[Prolonged silence]

Andrew: No. Speechless. Speechless in the words after a long podcast.

[Prolonged silence]

Micah: Pretty much.

Andrew: Are you all just winded? What’s going on? [laughs]

Eric: [laughs] I am contemplating picking up the book and continuing my read of it.

Andrew: Ahhh.

Micah: It’s literally sitting right in front of me on the table. You know, I was surprised when I went into the stores. I was worried, I didn’t know if I was going to get a copy or what the deal was going to be. But there were plenty there.

Eric: Micah, did you see my tweet? Did any of you happen to see my tweet? I walked into Barnes & Noble and the first thing I saw was the Nook table and it was actually so tall – about five feet tall, it had the e-book readers called the Nook – in front of it and there was a woman standing by the front who worked there and I asked her, “Do you have any copies left of the new J.K. Rowling book?” And she pointed and sure enough directly, like straight-on from the entrance but behind the five-foot-tall Nook easel was an easel of a hundred Casual Vacancy books. But it was blocked by the e-reader display, so you have to walk around it to get to the books. And for a second…

Andrew: Deceiving!

Eric: …I worried that they had sold out in Schaumburg, and I was shocked.

Andrew: Yeah, I don’t think they ran – I mean, I can’t imagine them running out. I think there were ample copies everywhere, you know what I mean?

Eric: Mhm.

Andrew: So, I don’t think they had too much to worry about.

Micah: Well, three of the four of us are on another podcast called Game of Owns, so we might as well take the opportunity to plug that. Hopefully we’ll be doing another show in the not-too-distant future.

Andrew: Awesome.

Micah: Right, Eric? Selina?

Eric: Yeah.

[Prolonged silence]

Micah: Did we lose Selina? Oh okay.

Andrew: Selina is finishing the book.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Andrew: Go ahead, Selina. I keep hearing you.

Micah: She’s like, “Forget talking about us – talking to us. I’m going to go finish that book that I just crapped on for the last ninety minutes.”

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Selina, you have to tweet about if you cry or not because Jo is totally expecting you to cry.

[Show music begins]

Selina: I’m sure I will cry, it’s very sad. I mean, I care [laughs] about these people. I feel very betrayed. No, I’m sorry if I don’t speak a lot. It’s the stupid Skype. I don’t want everyone to think that I hate the book, because I really do not. It’s just not obviously what any of us were expecting, I think.

Andrew: All right. Well, we will see everybody next time for Episode 259. Goodbye!

Micah: Bye!

Eric: Bye!

Selina: Bye!

[Show music continues]

Transcript #257

MuggleCast 257 Transcript


Show Intro


[“Hedwig’s Theme” plays]

Andrew: Because Eric, Micah, and Selina decided to record an episode without me, this is MuggleCast Episode 257 for September 22nd, 2012.

[Show music begins]

Andrew: This week’s podcast is brought to you by Audible.com, the Internet’s leading provider of audiobooks with more than 100,000 downloadable titles across all types of literature, including fiction, non-fiction, and periodicals. For a free audiobook of your choice, go to AudiblePodcast.com/MuggleCast.

[Show music continues]

Eric: Welcome to MuggleCast 257. It has been an entire month since our last episode of MuggleCast, which was at LeakyCon 2012.

Selina: Yay! LeakyCon!

Eric: We all had a lot of fun there. We were all on-site. It was myself, Micah, Selina, and Andrew who is actually not with us this week.

Micah: Yeah, we’ve lost our fearless leader. You know what I think it is? He had too much fun at the premiere last night of The Perks of Being a Wallflower.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: I think that’s it.

Selina: He’s partying with Emma. Yeah, you’re right.

Micah: Yeah, he’s still recovering.

Eric: Yeah, I think it’s…

Micah: That guy just – he’s gotten too big for us.

Selina: [laughs] It’s his close encounter with Emma Watson. He doesn’t care about us anymore.

Micah: It’s true.

Eric: Well, at least he videoed it and put it on the website.

Selina: This is true. Did you guys see that sweet Hypable microphone?

Eric: No, I missed it.

Selina: Oh, that was the best part of the video. Forget Emma! [laughs]

Micah: Would you be responsible for that?

Selina: No. I think Andrew’s mum was, but still it was pretty cool.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: Oh.


LeakyCon 2012 Recap


Eric: Well, that’s all right. So, LeakyCon was a lot of fun. I know we were all there. You guys have any overall thoughts about the con? The last episode was our podcast at the con so we weren’t really talking about the whole experience.

Micah: It was a shorter episode, I thought, compared to episodes that we’ve done over the last couple of months. And even for live shows, I thought it was relatively short.

Selina: Hmmm.

Micah: But we did get a chance to talk a little bit about the con, The Casual Vacancy, interacted with the listeners who were there, and the convention overall I thought was great. I think each year they get better and better. As far as LeakyCon goes, it was great in Orlando. I thought it was even better this year in Chicago and everything seemed to go really smooth. There was a lot of cool programming and it seemed like everybody had a really good time.

Selina: I thought it was absolutely epic. It was obviously my first con, and as you guys know I had no voice for the entire con.

Eric: Right.

Selina: I was ill, I had a fever – [laughs] it was ridiculous. But I had so much fun.

Micah: No, you weren’t ill. You were just screaming like crazy at all the different events that were going on.

Selina: No, I really was not. I really, really was ill. And I came home…

Eric: Selina was suffering from StarKid Fever.

Selina: Oh yeah, Darren Criss Fever. I just couldn’t contain myself. No, I came home and I was in bed for a week with a fever. It was terrible. [laughs]

Eric: Oh.

Selina: But it was worth it!

Eric: [laughs] You’d do it again.

Selina: I would. [laughs]

Eric: Well, actually you can do it again.

Selina: Oh my God!


Announcement: LeakyCon 2013, MISTI-Con 2013


Eric: There’s two opportunities next year. As it turns out, there’s going to be two LeakyCons next year that we just found out about – well, we found out about I guess at the con at the very, very end during the closing feast, and actually by the time you’re hearing this, listeners at home, registration will have probably sold out already for both LeakyCons. If not the one in Portland next year, definitely the one in London. Those are the two locations.

Micah: Yeah, I think the opportunity will still be there for Portland. It’s the London one, I believe, that’s had more of an overwhelming response than I think anybody anticipated. But it shouldn’t be too much of a surprise, right? It’s taking place in London which obviously plays a big role in the series, and those fans over there really haven’t had the opportunity to have a major conference, a fan-based conference, probably since the whole idea of conventions for Harry Potter started.

Selina: No, there really hasn’t been anything.

Eric: Occasionally you read about one, but it’s a lot smaller and we don’t publish about it as often. In fact, the convention that was going to happen in London this year, I believe it was called Alohomora?

Micah: Yes.

Eric: And that actually – they are now in conjunction with LeakyCon. So LeakyCon approached them and it’s all now one big, happy con. So, that will be pretty exciting.

Selina: Do you guys know that there is actually a yearly Harry Potter conference in Denmark?

Eric: No.

Micah: No.

Selina: It’s very exciting. They have craft stalls and everything.

Eric: What’s it called?

Selina: I don’t know. It’s in Odense, which is the city where HC Andersen was from.

Eric: [laughs] But you know it exists.

Selina: [laughs] Yes, I know it exists. I was there one year. It was fun.

Micah: Yeah, but I was saying, how would you know about that? Because you are from Sweden.

Selina: [laughs] I know.

Micah: Do you travel often to Denmark? [laughs]

Selina: It’s my neighboring land, yes.

[Eric laughs]

Selina: It’s all just the same thing, Micah.

Micah: Do you cross the narrow sea there?

Selina: Yes, I did. I did. The very narrow – it is actually a narrow sea. But are you guys planning on going to either of these cons? Do you know yet?

Eric: What do you think, Micah?

Micah: Tentatively, I’d say yes. I don’t know which one. It’ll probably be either one or the other. It would either be Portland or London, but I’m leaning more towards London right now.

Eric: [sighs] I’m sorry to hear that. Yeah, London is closer, I guess, to you. Just a hop over the pond.

[Selina laughs]

Eric: But I’d like to go to both, but I am thinking that I will go to Portland. I have been to Portland before. I can recommend it as a city. It is pretty cool. A very nice hipster vibe. [laughs] And lots of second-hand stores that are very cool. So, I think it is going to be a great environment. But actually, the Portland Leaky is going to be at a convention center as opposed to a hotel, so things will be done a little bit differently. But I like that Leaky is trying new things with trying to suit the best environment to their conventions.

Micah: Then maybe I’ll go to Portland also.

Eric: Yeah! I’m going to be all, “Yeah! Do it, Micah! Do it!”

Micah: But Selina, I wanted to ask you, you said this was the first time you were at a con. What was your favorite moment or the thing that you remember the most or was the coolest? Aside from hanging out with us, of course.

Eric: Yeah, rooming with us.

Selina: Oh yeah, rooming with you guys, obviously, was the top part of it. I honestly really enjoyed the actual MuggleCast, obviously. I thought that was amazing. And I also went to the StarKid show, which, I have to say, was incredible. The atmosphere there was absolutely incredible. But I think my favorite thing – and this is going to sound extremely cheesy so you have been warned – but was – at one of the random days, I was looking for something, I don’t know why. I walked into the main hall and all of the Potter people were just sitting on the stairs, just hanging out. They were singing and they were just going between each other and just in all their costumes and just like – it was amazing because it was the whole community of people just hanging out, and that’s like – when you said that next year it won’t happen at a hotel my first thought was, “Is that still going to be there?” But I think it will because this group of fans is just so incredible. That atmosphere, it was just amazing.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: You’re winning over listeners right now…

Selina: Oh, I hope so.

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: …with all those statements.

Selina: Yes.

Micah: My big concern about it was with the conventions having taken place in Orlando for so long, and having the Wizarding World theme park there as a go-to, as kind of a fail safe. How was Chicago going to be able to really live up to that? And then, obviously, now next year going to Portland, going to London. London is going to have so much to offer in the sense that a lot of the actors are over there, you have the studio tour available. Places that people can go that were locations that were used for the film. So, I think London is going to be a great opportunity for people. But I think just – to some of the things that you were just saying, Selina, that’s what made Chicago so unique and I think why a lot of people enjoyed it.

Eric: Yeah. I think that Orlando was never the end-all, be-all. There were cons in Vegas, San Francisco, Houston, what was the one – Dallas, was it Portus?

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: Dallas. They go all over even without a specific environmental tie-in, but the ones that do have that environmental tie-in like London next year with the studio tour I think are going to be extra special in a way.

Selina: I hope so.

Eric: But as you’re saying, all the people who attend will make it a good time. And we’re talking about cons next year. There are a few other opportunities besides the LeakyCons. You wanted to mention – Micah, you wrote something down on the doc?

Micah: Yeah. There’s also MISTI-Con 2013, which is going to be taking place May 9th through the 13th at the Margate Hotel in Laconia, New Hampshire. And for people who might be looking to go to a little bit smaller of a conference, maybe it’s closer to them on the East Coast, there’s only a couple of more days left to get an early bird price of $110 registration, and it gets you into things like the Opening Gala, the Closing Breakfast, MuggleNet presents HP Family Feud and HP Jeopardy hosted by Keith Hawk…

Selina: [laughs] That’s awesome.

Micah: …some live podcasting, wizard rock, literally everything. So, it’s a great opportunity to take advantage of. Maybe, like I said, you want to go to a smaller conference, you have a family. It’s only $110 to register right now, it’ll go up to $150 after September 15th. You can find all the information out on www.misti-con.org. And that’s from May 13th through the 16th – oh sorry. [laughs] And that’s from May 9th through the 13th, 2013.

Eric: What I like about MISTI-Con – and many people who attended Ascendio this year were talking about MISTI-Con, so that was when I first sort of heard about it. And I think it’s run by most of the same people who ran Aeternitas.

Micah: Yes.

Eric: Was it last year or earlier this year? And what I like about it is for Aeternitas they pretty much rented out an island or something, if I’m recalling correctly. Like it’s….

Selina: Are you serious? That’s so awesome.

Eric: It’s extremely exclusive…

Micah: [laughs] Is it Survivor: Harry Potter?

Eric: …in the New Hampshire area. It wasn’t a tropical island, but…

Micah: No, what they did was they transformed the hotel, and that’s really what’s happening at this convention, is that it’s a hotel owned by this couple that are essentially allowing the people who run this convention to transform the hotel into everything Harry Potter, all the surrounding area as well, which has a beach area and a lake. So, you’re really kind of being immersed into the whole experience.

Selina: Wow. That sounds incredible.

Eric: So, yeah. And there are other options as well for next year we’ll talk about, I guess, at a future date. None as pressing.

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Eric: Now, actually, because it’s been a whole month since our last MuggleCast, we find ourselves with a plethora of Harry Potter news.

Selina: Ooh, nice one. [laughs]

Eric: And we’re just going to – that will make up, I guess, the bulk of this longer episode. And no better way to get it done than to start getting it done, I guess. Micah, what’s in Harry Potter news?


News: Harry Potter: The Exhibition Returns to New York


Micah: It’s actually been so long that the Exhibition decided that it’s coming back to New York City.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: The touring exhibition that I’m sure a lot of listeners have been to, which is now touring internationally in Singapore, will actually be making its way back to the United States to New York City around the holiday season. They haven’t offered any specific dates yet, but it will return to Discovery Times Square. And I’m sure it’s going to be a major attraction around Christmas time. There’s no coincidence, I think, [laughs] in the fact that they’re bringing it back to its most successful area, which was New York. And the cool thing is that they will now have props and costumes from Deathly Hallows: Parts 1 and 2, which probably weren’t in there the first time around. Definitely from Part 2, it wasn’t included. And also, they said that they’re going to have certain holiday-themed items that are going to be included, so interested to see what they’re going to do with that.

Eric: Yeah, that will be exciting to see the holiday theme, because I think a lot of the Exhibition – because the majority of, I guess, the props and the art department is focused on things like Dementors and Death Eaters. And it’s very dark, really, the Exhibition. There’s a little light, especially at the end of the tunnel, when you get to the Great Hall and there’s all that food there. But a lot of it is sort of the Voldemort, Death Eaters kind of area, and maybe a holiday theme will be a little bit better becoming.

Micah: Upbeat.

Selina: I haven’t been to the Exhibition, but I have been to the Studio Tour. Would it offer me anything special?

Micah: Oh, look at you!

[Eric and Selina laugh]

Selina: I have been! I feel like I need to show off something. But would the Exhibition offer anything special that the Studio Tour doesn’t? Or is it – quote, unquote – just costumes and things?

Eric: Yeah, the Exhibition isn’t any of the sets. So, it’s costumes and props, and they’re arranged so that it tells a story. But it’s like a museum exhibit, really, and nothing more. There’s – you can get an audio tour of it that will tell you more about each prop, who constructed it, how it was made, and that sort of thing. But in terms of backdrops, a lot of it is kind of replica from the film and that sort of thing, and it guides you through – what I took away from the Studio Tour – and I saw it twice when it was in Chicago, and at least once when it was in New York. What I took away from it is just the skill and the craftsmanship that goes into the costumes and the props and that kind of thing. Now, I haven’t been to the Studio Tour yet, but I would guess honestly that…

Selina: You would love it, Eric. You would absolutely love it. I can promise you that.

Eric: I can guess that the Exhibition is for the people who can’t go to the Studio Tour, and that sounds terrible. The Exhibition was first, I feel a loyalty to it, in a way, because it opened in Chicago, and there was a big press event for it and everything. But ultimately, I think it really just depends on what you’re looking for. But there are excellent props and excellent costumes in the Exhibition. But I guess I can see – they originally said they weren’t coming back. The New York stop was supposed to be – or was it the Toronto stop? It was the last North American date. They said when they came up with the Exhibition, it was going to do ten stops, an initial five-year run of ten stops. And people were complaining because it went from Chicago, to New York, to LA, to Toronto, and it wasn’t going anywhere overseas. Australians were like, “Well, where’s our Exhibition?” And Singapore was like, “Where’s our Exhibition?” So, they did it there next, but they had said, finally, when they left North America, they weren’t going to do any more. And sure enough, hang on, now they’re going back to New York City. Oh, get this, it’s for Christmas!

[Micah laughs]

Eric: So, I don’t know exactly what’s going on here. I guess – if I had a guess, I would say maybe the Exhibition is hurting from…

Micah: Well, did the Exhibition actually go to LA? Because I don’t think that it did. Didn’t it go to Seattle?

Eric: Oh, it went to Seattle! That was my mistake.

Micah: It was in Boston too. I think that’s where it started.

Eric: Boston…

Micah: It went to Chicago to – whatever it was, it made plenty of stops in the United States, that’s the point we’re trying to make.

Eric: Yeah.

[Selina laughs]

Micah: And now they’re coming back here. And it’s interesting, because how do fans respond to that? It’s not like you can just bring this huge, massive exhibition from Singapore to the United States and drop it there for a couple of weeks. [laughs] I mean, it’s probably going to stay here for a little bit of time before it moves on, if it moves on. Is Singapore the end of the international run for right now? Is it going to go back to touring domestically here in the United States?

Eric: It seems like whatever their initial plan is, it changed, obviously, because they’re coming back. And maybe that has something to do with the Studio Tour [laughs] because the Exhibition isn’t going to London next.

Micah: Right.

Eric: So, very interesting. And I’m sure we could poke around a little bit and get a little bit more out of the people who travel, but I’m sure what they would tell you is that they’re very excited to be bringing it to New York again. And honestly – the Discovery Time Square Museum, I guess it is? Right in that area. I really had fun there. I thought that that was actually a pretty good venue for the Exhibition when I was there. Plus, the flying car hanging out of the side of the building when you’re just walking around New York is pretty cool to see.

Selina: [laughs] That’s cool.

Micah: That’s cool. It’s not unusual in New York, that’s the only thing. I mean, there’s so much going on. It’s just like, “Oh, there’s a flying car.”

Selina: Flying cars everywhere.

[Eric and Selina laugh]

Eric: Micah sees this kind of thing every day.


News: Deathly Hallows Ultimate Editions


Micah: Every day, every day. But moving on, another bit of news that we got was in relation to the Deathly Hallows DVD. Both films are going to be released as a double feature Blu-ray on October 16th. Coincidentally, the same day JK Rowling is going to be in New York City.

Selina: Huh.

Micah: And actually, the Ultimate Editions for both Deathly Hallows: Part 1 and Part 2 finally got a release date. Guess what date?

Eric: October 16th.

Micah: October 16th, yeah. How did you know?

Eric: Oh wow! I should do this for a living.

Micah: You should. And so I think the big thing here, though, is that we finally got confirmation that there are going to be Ultimate Editions for the two parts of Deathly Hallows, because it had been speculated about for so long with the Wizard’s Collection coming out. Were there going to be Ultimate Editions released for the final two films? And we’ll talk about the Wizard’s Collection in a little bit. But now if you’re a collector of the Ultimate Editions, you can complete that set and not have to go out and purchase the five-hundred-dollar Wizard’s Collection.

Eric: Well, I’m relieved because it seemed for a while that they had given up on these Ultimate Editions. It took them a while to announce maybe the fifth and the sixth or something. There was a while there, and I was just thinking, well, what if they don’t finish it? What if they don’t complete it instead of – in lieu of doing a better, bigger set? Because the Ultimate Editions, really the reason to get those is this documentary, this eight-part documentary, which from the beginning they said, “Okay, it will be in eight parts,” for however many movies there were going to be. But we hadn’t until very much later – Warner Bros. released the last film on DVD last November, so it was an entire year before fans would actually have the Ultimate Editions of those movies.

Micah: Right. Now, do you own the Ultimate Editions, Eric?

Eric: I do not, but what I do own is the other DVD set you mentioned, the double feature on Blu-ray. I actually have ñ and this is ñ I was very happy to see this news, because last November – it was during the Warner Bros. Home Entertainment Celebration. I took a trip to Walmart, I was just getting supplies because we were staying at Universal. And I went to the nearby Walmart and found these double feature Blu-ray discs for the first six Harry Potter films. And I was blown away because it’s just a great value, because I hadn’t yet owned the Harry Potter films on Blu-ray and here you could get the first and second, third and fourth, and fifth and sixth on Blu-ray. And Walmart was selling them for thirteen dollars.

Micah: That’s a good deal.

Eric: Ooh, ahhh. Yes!

Selina: Ooh! [laughs]

Eric: Chinese Firebolt!

[Micah laughs]

Selina: Shopping!

Eric: Yes, thirteen dollars, so I stocked up on my Harry Potter Blu-rays. But of course, Deathly Hallows: Part 2 had just come out on regular Blu-ray. They’re not going to release it as a double feature that close to the thing. So, now that the double feature is coming out, it’s just a great opportunity because I already own the DVDS, and so I needed a quick pick-me-up to get the Blu-rays, to get the next quality up. And now it looks like fans who for some reason don’t own the Deathly Hallows already on Blu-ray can get this double feature, and it seems like…

Selina: I don’t. I don’t own any of them on Blu-ray. I don’t own any Blu-rays. Should I? [laughs] Is it cool?

Eric: Do you have an HDTV?

Selina: No.

Eric: Yeah, then don’t worry about it.

Selina: Okay.

Eric: You’re actually physically not going to be able to see a difference.

Selina: No? Okay, then.

Eric: But if you have a Playstation – that’s how Andrew got by for the first few years, I know, and that’s how I’m getting by now. With the Playstation 3, it is a Blu-ray player as well, so you do not need to invest in a separate player or anything to get the high-def experience. It looks good. I mean, I couldn’t say if it looks that much better than DVD because all new films these days are produced pretty well anyway.

Selina: Yeah, exactly.

Eric: But we’re meant to believe, as consumers, that it is that much better.

Micah: Well, if you don’t like Blu-rays you can always turn to books, right?

Selina: Exactly.

[Eric groans]

Micah: Because they’re what got us into this whole thing in the first place.

Selina: [laughs] If I have a few extra money. [laughs]

Eric: Books are slightly more expensive, aren’t they, Micah?

[Selina laughs]


News: Harry Potter: Page to Screen Limited Edition


Micah: Well, they are when you package them all together. And we’ll talk about this in relation to the Wizard’s Collection a little bit later on, but Harry Potter: Page to Screen – which I thought already existed in book format – but now they’re taking it and they’re putting it into this comprehensive limited edition version.

Eric: Mmm.

Micah: And it features never-before-published art and text chronicling the making of the Harry Potter films. Five brand new volumes that show how the team designed locations, graphics, costumes, creatures, and special effects. It’s got a deluxe book of the paintings of Hogwarts, along with a keepsake book chronicling the lasting relationships between cast and crew. There’s a replica of the Monster Book of Monsters, there’s five frame able concept art prints. And, of course, the original Page to Screen book itself.

Selina: It seems like a portable version of the Studio Tour, to be honest with you.

[Eric laughs]

Selina: Because that’s what it sounds like.

Micah: Yeah, and here’s the thing: the Wizard’s Collection is 19 pounds. Literally.

Selina: Right.

Micah: It’s heavy.

Eric: Like, cost? Only 19 – like 38 dollars?

Micah: No, no, no. It’s 20 pounds to lift up off the ground.

Selina: Whoa.

Eric: Right.

Selina: So, it’s not quite that portable. [laughs]

Micah: No. I’m thinking to myself, with all of these books in this Page to Screen collection, how much is that thing going to weigh?

Selina: Yeah.

Micah: Because Page to Screen itself weighs seven to eight pounds without question.

Eric: Yeah, let’s be honest, Page to Screen is on my lowest bookshelf because I fear for the structural integrity of my bookshelf if I store it any higher. It is that heavy, you’re right.

Micah: But let’s get to the big point here. The retail price right now is 800 dollars. What’s going on here?

Selina: Which is ridiculous!

Micah: What are they trying to do?

Selina: I don’t know, are they really short on money…

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Selina: …and they’re like, “Oh well, these crazy Harry Potter fans will give us our Christmas bonuses”? What is going on?

Eric: I think Uncle Warner has some gambling debts.

Selina: I think you might be right!

[Eric and Selina laugh]

Eric: But 800 dollars. Well, have we seen any news on how the Wizard’s Collection is selling? It’s been a week since it was released – or is it just five days now? Do we know how that collection is doing? That retails at, was it, 350 after the Amazon discounts?

Micah: Yeah.

Selina: I have no idea.

Micah: Yeah, it’s about 350, I think.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: I don’t know how sales are doing, but it went on sale here in the US on September 7th, so last Friday, and then in the UK actually on the 10th, so it hasn’t been out that long. We’ll see. I wish I had numbers, but I can’t imagine – now, remember each of them come with a certificate of authenticity, and I think there’s only a little over 60,000 that have been made, so…

Eric: Okay.

Selina: See, I don’t know about you guys, but I look at stuff like this – and maybe it’s just because I travel around so much, so I’m immediately thinking how much [laughs] is it going to take up space in my suitcase, but this kind of stuff doesn’t hold that much interest to me. I really like the films, I want to own the films. I love the books, I want to own the books. But this kind of stuff, I don’t know. I wouldn’t – if someone gave it to me I’d be like, “Oh great, thanks,” and I’d skim through it, but I don’t know. This kind of – I don’t – it’s not like it comes directly from Jo, you know what I mean?

Eric: Yeah.

Selina: To pay 800 dollars for it just seems outrageous.

Eric: It’s going to be a massive testament to what we already really know, is that these books change lives.

Selina: Right.

Eric: It’s going to be a big chronicle, more so than the first Page to Screen. And honestly, Film Wizardry, which was the first book and then Page to Screen produced by HarperCollins…

Selina: But this is about the films! This isn’t about the books.

Eric: This is about the movies too. It’s not going to be about the books. You’re right there, Selina. But there’s just so much information, so much stuff that came from making the films, and honestly…

Selina: Yeah.

Eric: …I think somebody’s eyes turned a little green here. They realized they could sell it.

[Selina laughs]

Eric: Perhaps what they should have done is they should have continued to release books like Page to Screen and found a way to make each book about something different, perhaps? Because this is, they said, five extra books including Page to Screen. Or, you know what? Maybe foreseeable that they’ll release a kindle version of this book which, honestly, would weigh a lot less.

Selina: Hmmm, I’d probably get that.

Eric: Yeah!

Selina: Because it is so interesting to learn. The studio tour as well, just going and seeing how much effort went into it is incredible.

Eric: I don’t know how many thousands of pages the Harry Potter books – the regular “by JK Rowling” Harry Potter books take up, but it’s almost like, at this point, looking at this $800 price tag for this new limited edition of Page to Screen collection, I have to start really thinking to myself, okay, you could sit down and you could read all of these books and go through the pages, or honestly, you could start living your own life.

[Selina laughs]

Eric: Get on with your kind of own thing. Make your own Harry Potter movies…

Selina: Kind of music.

Eric: …that make – that change so many people. Compose your own excellent music, and keep in touch with your own…

Selina: But maybe people need inspiration like this. Maybe this inspires people.

Eric: Perhaps it does, and perhaps it makes them take out a second mortgage.

Micah: Well, one thing you can do is clearly get a workout from utilizing…

[Micah and Selina laugh]

Micah: …either the Wizards Collection

Selina: Just reading it.

Micah: …or this new – yeah – or this new Page to Screen collection. Well, reading it or lifting it up and down…

Selina: [laughs] Exactly!

Micah: …depending on what you want to do.

Eric: Perhaps we should have a new – Micah, you’ve inspired me. We should hold a contest at MuggleNet for…

Selina: You could lift it! [laughs]

Eric: …ways to use the Harry Potter Wizard’s Collection, or the book that you wouldn’t think of. Unusual ways, like a giant paperweight, or perhaps to crush down coal into diamonds.

Selina: Or you could just hold a contest to see who can lift it up the longest.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: There you go.

Eric: Yeah, that works too. [laughs]

Micah: But my big question with this, before we move on, is why would you want to read what you can probably see in a lot of these special features discs, behind the scenes discs? Isn’t it the same? What is it that’s so much different about what they’re putting in Page to Screen that you’re not going to see on some of these Blu-ray and DVD collections?

Eric: A lot of these typically…

Selina: I guess it’s just for people who want to read it rather than watch it.

Eric: To read it, and also one of the things I think they shy away from on the special features is showing any kind of – if a letter was written to somebody, they’ll show it for a few seconds or whatever, but mostly it’s live action stuff. And there’s a lot of props and photos that are still life that aren’t video that I think get shuttled over to these types of publications. But it’s obviously – there’s only going to be 3,000 made, I think, of the Page to Screen limited edition. We’ll have to just gauge fan interest, or if anybody ends up purchasing this – when is it due out? I’m trying to look it up real quick.

Micah: I don’t know that it has a scheduled release date right now.

Eric: Release date yet? Let’s see here.

Micah: It’s one of those things that’s online. Maybe it’ll disappear. Never hear from them again.

Selina: December 4th, 2012.

Micah: Or maybe it’ll come out on December 4th, 2012.

Selina: Maybe it will.

[Micah laughs]

Selina: Just in time for Christmas.

Eric: So, December 4th. So, if anybody gets this for Christmas – and, by the way, Santa must love you.

[Selina laughs]

Eric: But if you get…

Micah: Santa is going to have a hernia.

[Eric and Selina laugh]

Eric: If you get it, and it doesn’t kill you lifting it up to your room, if you have a chance to review it, [laughs] or a chance later in the hospital when you’re getting your back replaced, please let us know how you think of it. And I actually will be following the story, and I’ll be really interested in learning what those other books are all really about.

MuggleCast 257 Transcript (continued)


News: Pottermore Updates


Micah: All right. Well, we did have a little bit of Pottermore news, during the month that we’ve been off here.

Selina: Yay!

Micah: The Hogwarts Library collection, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, and Quidditch Through the Ages are now available at the Pottermore shop. I feel like all we’re doing here is promoting different collections and…

Selina: I know! This is insane!

Micah: …online books and…

Eric: Yeah! Let’s get over that, then. We’ll move on.

Micah: But the other big piece of news coming out of Pottermore is that the second House Cup is set to be awarded in November, and there’s going to be a new prize. It’s not going to be the same as what Slytherin House was awarded when they got early access to the first couple of chapters of Chamber of Secrets. So, interesting to see how Pottermore is going to start to change things up now, and how long the window is going to be between House Cups moving forward.

Eric: Well, how long – when was the last House Cup recently? We’re talking maybe two MuggleCast episodes ago, right?

Micah: Yeah, so really, what, maybe a couple of months?

Eric: A couple of months between House Cups. That’s good! This is, I think, one of the first – I don’t want to say one of the first right decisions Pottermore made, but I like that it’s not annually the way that it would be in real Hogwarts, because people would forget. The House Cup is something that would – what Andrew was looking for when he first reviewed Pottermore with us. Something that will keep fans coming back to the site.

Selina: Yeah.

Eric: Yeah.

Selina: What do you think, Eric? Should we round up the Hufflepuffs and fight for this one? [laughs]

Eric: Heck yes, we should.

Selina: Hell yeah! Yeah right.

[Eric and Selina laugh]

Eric: So, that’s for sure.

Micah: Mhm.

Selina: Okay.


News: Hunger Games Passes Potter


Micah: Another big piece of news, as it relates to the series as a whole, is that The Hunger Games passed Potter as the best-selling series on Amazon. And I guess one sort of caveat to that is that the record includes both physical and e-book versions, and I have a feeling a lot more people with The Hunger Games bought e-book versions than with Harry Potter.

Selina: Yeah.

Micah: So, I feel like being a little bit cheaper, that probably helped it out a little bit in terms of sales.

Selina: Yeah.

Micah: Because I assume that we’re not talking about dollars here. We’re talking about how many were actually sold, right?

Eric: Yeah.

Selina: Yeah, we talked about this, actually, on Hunger Games Chat from the other perspective, [laughs] which is kind of strange for me right now.

Eric: Oh no! You traitor!

Selina: But I did say, “No!” when I heard, so don’t worry. But yeah, this is basically based on only Amazon sales and it doesn’t mean that The Hunger Games has sold more books than Harry Potter, so don’t worry. It’s only Fifty Shades of Grey. [laughs] I think.

Eric: Oh gosh. Yeah, this is an Amazon-specific result, but it’s still a big deal because Andrew likes to stir crap up all the time.

[Eric and Selina laugh]

Selina: He’s not here to defend himself.

Eric: But it is a big deal. I think The Hunger Games, being a newer series, obviously the Internet opportunities are greater for everybody who’s buying them and reading them for the first time, and Kindles and everything like that. So, it makes sense that Harry Potter was going to be usurped because it spent a few years off of the e-book market, as well as being off Amazon.

Micah: Yeah. Well, Harry Potter hasn’t even had an opportunity to be on the e-book market really for very long at all, so that certainly plays a part in it. But I wonder how much the movie has contributed. And, look, I started reading the Potter books because of seeing the films, but I read The Hunger Games series – or trilogy – before any of the movies were made. I’m wondering how much of the hype surrounding the film has contributed to the sale of these books.

Eric: Oh, I would think a great deal.

Selina: Yeah.

Eric: Are you saying it’s backwards before, where people were reading the books long before they saw the movie?

Micah: Yeah, I think so. I think with Potter – I mean, certainly they gained a large audience with the films, but I think it was more of a cultural phenomenon, just the books themselves, before the movies were starting to be made. And I feel like more people, as a result of that, owned physical copies of the book. But…

Selina: Yeah, you’re right.

Micah: …I guess e-book wasn’t out back then really either, so it’s a little bit hard to judge.

Eric: There were other, I want to say, competitors besides Amazon selling the Harry Potter books, as opposed to now when Borders is gone.

Selina: Exactly.

Eric: And other local bookstores seem less attractive than ever when you’re talking about getting it on your Kindle and stuff.

Micah: Mhm.

Selina: Yeah, exactly. And it’s only going to keep going because there’s three more Hunger Games films to go, so…

Eric: For a second I thought you were saying more books to go [laughs] and I was like…

Selina: [laughs] Oh my God, no.

Eric: …”They’re making more books?” They’re not, are they?

Selina: No, they’re not.

Eric: Okay.

Micah: Yet.

Selina: Yeah, until the “Ultimate Tribute Edition”, retailing for 2,000 pounds.

[Micah and Selina laugh]

Eric: Yeah. Right.

Selina: In 2020.

Eric: Well, don’t put it past them. People will buy it. They will build it.

Selina: People will.


News: Wizarding World Orlando Expansion Updates


Micah: And it seems like there’s a bit of construction going on down at the Wizarding World in Orlando. Andrew is on top of this stuff. I think he actually flies down there in his private jet on occasion, and just kind of slips through, takes some photos…

[Selina laughs]

Eric: He’s got his own hard hat now, actually. Hung on the wall.

Micah: Does he?

Eric: Lovingly. Yeah, his name is engraved on it.

Micah: Nice.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: So basically, things are starting to come together down there in Orlando and I’m sure as time passes we’ll see more and more. It’s going to get harder and harder to hide some of the structures that are being put together, especially with tourists down there. They like to snap photos and send them in. So, there’ll be plenty more as time goes on.


News: Harry Potter Cast Updates


Eric: There’s been a – there’s a little bit of a casting update that we have for you in the past month. I’m going to skim through this just for time-saving reasons, but I guess the most pressing one is that Emma Watson is starring in the very upcoming Perks of Being a Wallflower film. And this will be released as, I suppose, a limited release on September 21st in the United States. I would encourage everyone to check the Internet or their local theater’s show times to see if it is in fact opening near you, on the 21st…

Selina: Yeah…

Eric: …or if not later.

Selina: …it – the book is amazing, by the way. It’s incredible. But the film…

Eric: The book is fantastic.

Selina: There’s so many countries that it hasn’t even got a release date for, including Australia and Denmark. [laughs] Or the entirety of Scandinavia, I should say.

Micah: What about Sweden?

Selina: Sweden doesn’t have one either. Go figure.

[Micah laughs]

Selina: The closest is Germany. It’s really being treated like a small art house film, and it’s very confusing because Emma Watson – you would think that her and Logan Lerman and Nina Dobrev and whoever else is in this film would be able to carry it and make it for a big release, but it doesn’t look like that’s happening at all, and I’m worried if I’m even going to get to see it in cinemas.

Eric: I’m trying to remember how many other films were like this with the Potter actors, because there are quite a few that are smaller…

Selina: Some Rupert Grint films, yeah. They didn’t…

Eric: Well, the Rupert Grint film – was it Cherrybomb or…

Selina: Mhm.

Eric: Was one of them…

Selina: Cherrybomb, yeah.

Eric: I remember seeing it at Azkatraz, the Harry Potter conference in San Francisco by HPEF, but in order to do that we had to – somebody rented a copy of the reel, the projection reel, and we had to go to a small art house cinema to see it. And it was one screening, one day only, very difficult to see. And then Emma Watson’s last film that I saw her in, Ballet Shoes – actually, I also saw her in My Week with Marilyn but that was an independent theater. Very difficult to see…

Selina: That was in cinemas though.

Eric: …worldwide. It ended up getting sort of a wider release, yeah, but some of these movies – you have to kind of look really hard to see these Potter actors in some of these films that they’re in. But…

Selina: This is just based on such a popular book.

Eric: …I think that has to do with them being British – they’re British films too, though. A lot of them.

Selina: Right, but this one isn’t though. That’s the thing. This is a big – it’s a really popular book by Stephen Chbosky. It’s the guy from Percy Jackson [laughs] and the girl from Harry Potter. You would think that – I don’t know.

Eric: That’s funny because now that you say that, the guy from Percy JacksonPercy Jackson, of course, being directed by Chris Columbus who directed the…

Selina: Right. [laughs]

Eric: …first two Harry Potter films.

Selina: [laughs] It’s all connected.

Eric: So, I’m sure Emma and him had a lot to talk about, to talk about Chris. If she still remembers him. But anyway, our fearless leader, Andrew, interviewed Emma Watson on the red carpet.

Selina: He did. It was so cool!

Eric: We should include a link to that in the show notes, as well as some of this other casting info I’ll go through really quick. These – this casting info is definitely brought to you by Hypable who reported on each of these individual news items when I grabbed them this morning. Emma Watson is going to join in a remake of Beauty and the Beast. This is going to be live action, isn’t it?

Selina: Is it?

Eric: Does anybody know? I think it’s live action because I think Guillermo del Toro is directing it. I could be wrong, but I think that’s what this article is even about, is her one stipulation to being a part of it was that Guillermo del Toro direct? Yup. Absolutely.

Selina: Yeah, he is directing.

Eric: So, it’s going to be a live action version of the famous Disney classic.

Selina: Just another proof that fairy tales are in right now.

Eric: Fairy tales are definitely in. Dan Radcliffe, who we last saw in The Woman in Black, which – what did you guys think of that movie, by the way?

Selina: It was terrifying. Oh my God.

Micah: I’m still waiting on my review copy. [laughs]

Eric: You’re still waiting? Oh really?

Micah: I was supposed to get a review copy…

Selina: Oh really?

Micah: …from the company over in the U.K. and they never sent it.

Eric: They never sent it? Are you – maybe it just got lost in…

Micah: I still want to watch the movie, though. I haven’t seen it.

Selina: It is – I genuinely found it terrifying.

Micah: See, the thing I like about that though is that’s a real horror film. To me, anyway.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: Not the slasher, cut them up, gore – Michael Myers, Jason around the corner.

Eric: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Micah: I mean, those are scary but I think they’ve kind of gotten played out. Something like The Woman in Black, to me, where there’s creepy children or there’s just an environment that creates such an eerie…

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: …situation for whoever you’re watching. I think those are really scary movies and I’ll probably leave the lights on when I watch it, or something like that.

[Micah and Selina laugh]

Eric: Yeah. No, definitely. The Woman in Black is a very freaky movie – it’s a ghost story as well. I tend to like those. So you’re right, more than slasher films. But alongside Dan Radcliffe is Ciar·n Hinds – [laughs] we have actually casting news about him. Really quickly though, Dan Radcliffe is starring in an upcoming comedy called The F Word. “F” as in friendship, I believe is the F word they’re talking about there. And there’s some photos of him – I won’t spoil any more. There’s some photos of him that surfaced recently. And then Ciar·n Hinds, his Woman in Black co-star…

Selina: Our good friend Aberforth.

Eric: And good friend Aberforth. What’s the news, Selina? Let’s say this here.

Selina: The news that I brought to you on Hypable.com is that Ciar·n Hinds is joining a little show that [laughs] we all know…

Micah: That we know about, yeah. [laughs]

Selina: …called Game of Thrones, yeah. I feel like the three of us – we have discussed this news before. It’s kind of like a flashback right now. It’s weird. [laughs] But he is going to be owning [clears throat] Game of Thrones and he is going to be playing Mance Rayder, the leader of the Wildlings. I made the joke that he is going to herd the Wildlings but nobody got it, so… [laughs]

Eric: Oh Selina, you’re so funny.

Selina: Oh, thank you Eric!

Micah: So, he joins Nat Tena and David Bradley who are the only two I know of, as of right now, who are still…

Selina: And Hermione’s mom, Catelyn.

Micah: Oh, that’s right. Yeah.

Eric: Oh gosh! Yeah, she’s pretty big. How could you mess that up, Micah?

Selina: Yeah, Micah. [laughs]

Eric: I didn’t realize that either. Also – okay, so Evanna Lynch – there was a trailer released for her upcoming role in a small film called Apex.

Selina: Yeah, we actually…

Micah: Is that like K-PAX?

[Eric and Selina laugh]

Eric: A-PEX? What is it?

Micah: Is that like K-PAX?

Eric: K-PAX with Kevin Spacey?

Selina: We actually saw this at LeakyCon, the trailer. It aired right before the StarKid show because it also has a girl who is in the StarKid show in it. What’s her name? Devin Lytle, I believe is how you say her name.

Eric: Do you know anything about it? Like what it’s about.

Selina: Yeah. I mean, the trailer was really triply.

[Eric laughs]

Selina: It basically made it seem like it was this group of young kids on drugs, but then it turned out at the very end that it’s like a supernatural thriller. I think it’s about some kind of virus that – [laughs] hold on one second, I should know this – yeah, it’s a virus that spreads across the United States, so it’s kind of like a survival story of these young – group of young people and it’s very…

Micah: It’s like the Kardashians, isn’t it?

Selina: …different – [laughs] yes. No, it’s very raw and it has very, I guess, shocking moments. Like, for Luna Lovegood fans, you will be shocked by this trailer, I think. She does some very not-Luna things. But that’s good because Evanna isn’t Luna, so she should be exploring these different things. It looks really cool.

Eric: From Google, the definition of Apex is: “A high point or a climax; also a summit, peak, pinnacle, vertex, head, or tip.” I know, I’m very exciting right now. [laughs] And our last piece of actor news is Matthew Lewis, whose trailer for his upcoming film called Wasteland premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival, and that you can also view on Hypable.

Micah: Very cool.

Eric: And that concludes our news. God, an hour later. [laughs]


News: J.K. Rowling Schedules NYC Event For The Casual Vacancy


Micah: Well, also in another piece of news – we’re just going to kind of go a little bit more in-depth with it, I guess, is The Casual Vacancy promotional tour that J.K. Rowling will be going on after the book is released later on this month, about two weeks from now – a little over two weeks from now. So…

Eric: The Casual what, Micah?

Micah: Vacancy?

Eric: Casual what?

[Selina laughs]

Eric: No, no, you said it right. You said it right, but I’m saying let’s give an overview. There is a new book by J.K. Rowling coming out.

Micah: Oh.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: Yes, there is – of course.

Eric: You said so, though, but I feel like we haven’t covered it that much on the show. These shows are a month apart, so just to remind people…

Selina: We’ve talked a lot about The Casual Vacancy.

[Micah and Selina laugh]

Eric: Okay, maybe I’m overstepping it there.

Micah: But it’s going to be released on the 27th of September, and as many people know – it’s been pretty big news, I think, over the last couple of days – J.K. Rowling will be making one of her stops in New York City at Lincoln Centre and that will be on October 16th, as we joked about before, also the same day that a number of DVDs and Blu-rays…

[Eric laughs]

Micah: …also hit store shelves, so…

Eric: Synergy! Yeah!

Micah: Yeah, absolutely. And the big news was that there was a bit of an issue as it related to the tickets being sold for this event. They were scheduled to go on sale earlier this week – Monday morning, September 10th at 10 AM – but in fact, they showed up, or somebody found the link that was created, right around 10 PM on Sunday evening, and so most Potter fans who were looking forward to going to this event said to themselves, “Well, I’m not going to wait until Monday morning to purchase tickets. There’s probably not going to be many left.” So, they all hopped online and bought tickets early. The problem that seems to have arisen though is that Lincoln Center didn’t know about this at all.

[Selina laughs]

Micah: They weren’t scheduling this link to go live until 10 AM the next day, and so an issue of double booking occurred when people went to purchase the following morning. Now, this doesn’t even include the poor people who were [laughs] waiting on line for many days at the box office at Lincoln Center, and suddenly they find out that the tickets were on sale Sunday night and they’re waiting to buy tickets Monday morning.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: So, I think a lot of them probably scrambled…

Selina: This is insane. [laughs]

Eric: Now, we heard from one of them on MuggleNet.

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: We put in some of the – I guess a recap of what it was like waiting in line for three days and finding out that your tickets were actually available online. Now, the way you said it, though, it seems like people hacked the link to get to it. Like, to find…

Micah: Well, clearly somebody somewhere found the link, because Lincoln Centre did not do really any job of promoting this event on their website. It was not easy to find at all.

Eric: To be honest, I’m still a little unclear on the details, which we can talk about in another couple of minutes.

Micah: Yeah. But my guess is that somebody saw the ticket URL for another event and was able to manipulate it so that they were able to get the link for the J.K. Rowling event.

Eric: So really, the problem is that they shared. [laughs]

Micah: Well…

Selina: They just weren’t expecting…

Eric: They were nice enough to share the link.

Selina: They just weren’t expecting this kind of importance, you know? They just hadn’t taken the precautions.

Micah: Right.

Eric: Is Lincoln Center a small venue, would you say? Are they…

Micah: Lincoln Center is where the last two premieres have been for…

Eric: Oh!

Micah:Deathly Hallows here in the United States, so it’s not a small venue by any means. There are a number of different halls that can be used for different events, and I believe the main hall is Alice Tully Hall, which houses over 2,000 people, and that’s not the hall that the event has been moved to which is what Lincoln Center in the end decided to do. I think they would have had a rather large problem on their hands…

Eric: Very large.

Micah: …had they decided not to honor the tickets that were purchased on Sunday night. And look, I’ve seen all kinds of comments and e-mails and tweets and posts about this. And people who purchased Monday morning, some of them were trying to blame the people [laughs] who purchased Sunday night and say, “Look, well, if anybody is deserving of tickets, it’s the people who purchased them at the correct time of 10 AM on Monday morning.” Well, it’s not the people’s fault who purchased them on Sunday night. They were the same people that were probably going to be purchasing tickets on Monday morning, so they just said – they didn’t want to get locked out, and so I don’t think it’s fair to kind of discriminate against any one group here. In the end, it doesn’t matter. But I think that moving forward for an event like this, if you’re going to put tickets on sale online, you’re going to make tickets available on the phone, you’re going to make tickets available at the box office, but you’re not going to allot a certain amount of tickets to each group?

Eric: Mmm.

Micah: You’re just asking for trouble.

Eric: Because that’s what they do with major sporting events and stuff, right?

Micah: Yeah. But it’s all through one system, and I guess that’s the same thing that they were looking to do here at Lincoln Center. But the problem is, if you’re making something like this – sporting events – baseball plays 182 games. You’re probably not going to have too much difficulty getting tickets except for sort of the higher profile games. This is a high-profile single event. If you’re making tickets online available, how fast do you think those are going to sell out when you have people waiting in line at the box office? How many people are you going to be able to get through who are waiting in line?

Eric: Well, what was shocking to me was that not only did they – I think it said they sold out online the night before, but then they were re-made available that morning at the correct time. It’s as if the previous night didn’t even happen. The system must have reset, or for some reason the counter started again. It started over. So, that was really the situation, is that it was double-booked. I mean, people were able to get tickets at the normal time as well, and I just don’t know what kind of a system error causes that. It’s very shocking to me. It’s very kind of a unique situation we haven’t seen for us yet.

Micah: Well, I’ll just read you really briefly what the message from Jazz at Lincoln Center, which is the group that is putting on this event, said. It says:

“Due to a security breach…”

So they’re already putting it on somebody other than themselves.

Eric: Yeah.

[Selina laughs]

Micah: [continues]

“…tickets for the J.K. Rowling event on 10/16/12 were made available prematurely at 10 PM on September 9th. Tickets then went on sale at the previously announced time of 10 AM on September 10th.”

To your point, Eric, I don’t know how they didn’t already know…

Eric: Realize that they were already sold out.

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: Which, if that had happened, wouldn’t have been fair to everybody waiting in line. I understand that, I respect that. But everybody, I think, speaking on behalf of somebody who was online at the time, was – Twitter started lighting up and everybody was like, “Wait, they’re selling early, something happened,” and we just weren’t all clear on what was happening. And I think many people weren’t aware of the fact that they were – that there were people waiting in line who wouldn’t get tickets and that kind of thing, if something like early registration had happened.

Selina: Is there any danger of double booking? That they aren’t going to be able to give everybody who got their tickets a space?

Eric: Well – so that’s what happened until they resolved it by doing what Micah is about to tell us.

Micah: Yeah. So, that message goes on and basically absolves Little, Brown and J.K. Rowling of any association with this issue. But – actually, Hypable reported today at around 5:00 that they just got off the phone with Lincoln Center and had answers that they were read an internal e-mail stating that “the event will move to the David H. Koch Theater,” which is also part of Lincoln Center. “All tickets purchased on September 9th and 10th will be honored. The move to the larger theater is to accommodate the larger-than-planned audience.” Obviously, people are not going to have the same seats that they currently have. I guess maybe what you’ll have to do is maybe they’ll send you a voucher in the mail, or you can print out your receipt, bring it, and I would think they’re probably going to give tickets out there. That would be my guess, but…

Selina: This is great, because they get more money and everybody wins.

Micah: [laughs] Yeah, exactly.

Selina: And more people get to see her.

Eric: Well, no – well, think of J.K. Rowling because if this event is also a signing, that’s extra books she’s going to have to…

Selina: She’s not going to be signing for every single person. They’re going to set aside a certain amount of time for her, and whoever she has time to sign, she will sign. You know what I mean?

Eric: Well, because the Jazz at Lincoln Center Theater used to hold or currently holds 1,100 people, is it? So, we’re thinking that – I mean, how much does the David H. Koch Theater hold now? Do you know, Micah? Or can we look for…

Micah: [slowly] David H. Koch Theater holds…

Selina: [laughs] Googling, Googling.

Micah: Yes.

Eric: Did I get that name right?

Micah: The David H. Koch Theater holds 2,500 people.

Eric: Wow.

Selina: Right. Well, she’s not going to do 2,500 signatures. I mean, she…

Eric: No, no, no.

Selina: …won’t be able to.

Micah: Well, here’s the thing though: she signed every book for people who were at – was it Radio City?

Eric: Carnegie Hall.

Micah: Carnegie Hall. She signed all of those books.

Selina: Did she really? Wow.

Micah: And she’s done that for pretty much every event that she’s been to, that she’s held…

Selina: I just remember her coming to my country of “Swenmark”…

[Everyone laughs]

Selina: …and there were about 200 people there and she signed maybe 100 and then she left.

Eric: Wow.

Selina: And then the rest of us didn’t get our books signed, so I’m a bit ñ excuse me for my skepticism. I have been burned by her personally. [laughs]

Eric: Oh no.

Micah: Uh oh.

Selina: Yes, I hold a grudge, J.K. [laughs]

MuggleCast 257 Transcript (continued)


News: J.K. Rowling’s Other Upcoming Appearances


Micah: Speaking of other places, where else is J.K. Rowling going to be venturing for this Casual Vacancy book tour?

Selina: She has a number of different appearances. She’s only doing the one public event in the U.S., I believe, though she is going to appear in several television shows. She has one interview in Australia and she will be appearing – on the release date, she will be appearing for a Q&A at the Queen Elizabeth Hall in London. And then she will be appearing at the Cheltenham Literature Festival and the Lennoxlove Book Festival, and that is in Scotland, that last one.

Eric: Huh.

Micah: And, also…

Selina: So, some interesting stuff.

Micah: Yeah.

Selina: Some different kind of events.

Micah: And also when J.K. Rowling is going to be here in New York City, she’s going to appearing on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

Eric: Oh cool. Jon Stewart and Jo have a little bit of history. I remember he introduced her the first evening of Harry, Carrie and Garp at Radio City, and he was hilarious. He mentioned then how his young children really enjoy the Harry Potter books. I think both of them will play off each other very well on this TV appearance.


Anticipation of The Casual Vacancy


Eric: Before we move on, this is sixteen days before the next J.K. Rowling book.

Selina: Yay!

Eric: I mean, it’s been five years and two months or something since the last J.K. Rowling book. Thoughts? How do you guys feel about that?

Selina: I feel ready. I say bring it on and then we can talk about Casual Vacancy the next episode.

Micah: It’s true, the next episode that we do is probably going to have us talking about Casual Vacancy. I guess it depends on how quickly all of us get the book…

Selina: CaVaCast, it’s coming – I know, I haven’t even got my – I haven’t even pre-ordered mine yet because [laughs] in my country…

Micah: Tisk, tisk.

Selina: …they haven’t ñ I don’t know if they’re actually going to have them.

Micah: [laughs] Do they have books there?

[Eric laughs]

Selina: No, we all write on those big stones. [laughs] It takes a while to transcribe.

Eric: To wait?

Selina: Yeah, exactly.

Micah: Like the Flintstones?

Selina: Yeah, like the Flintstones, that’s me. In my hut. But no, I don’t know if I’m going to – if I get it on Amazon, it’s not going to arrive on the day and then I’ll have to wait and stay off the Internet and I’m like, “Oh no!” It’s like Order of the Phoenix all over again.

Eric: Micah, how do you feel?

Micah: I’m looking forward to it. I think that it’s going to be – I want to watch the response from everybody else. I’m obviously going to get the book, read it, find out what happened. But what standard is she going to be held to here? She created the Harry Potter series and I have a feeling – I think Ben said this on the show that we did. They’re looking for her to fail in some capacity. They’re waiting for that one thing that they can jump on and criticize her for, because Potter was such an enormous success, and it’s going to be a hard act to follow, there’s no question about it.

Selina: Yeah, I know. I worry.

Eric: Me, personally, I can’t wait too, and I believe I said this last episode as well. I can’t wait to see what tools she’s developed, and I can’t wait to read more stuff from her, even if it’s not necessarily Harry Potter-wise. I feel like there will be a lot of similarities, simply – not necessarily in the text, but because it’s coming from the same author. We’re going to get to know Jo a little better.

Selina: Yeah.

Micah: Yup. I’m interested to see her write outside of fantasy and see – because she seems like that kind of author that can be a really good mystery, political thriller type author because of the way that she crafted so many different story lines in Potter.

Eric: That and those few Muggle chapters, like with the Minister of Magic – or the Prime Minister. You know, the Muggle Prime Minister and stuff.

Micah: Right.

Eric: Those chapters were talking about Muggles, essentially. And Muggles and politics, even. So, maybe that will be the similarity.


Review: Harry Potter Wizard’s Collection


Micah: All right. Well, before we wrap things up with some e-mails, I know we wanted to talk briefly about the Wizard’s Collection. And I did a review of the collection, as did Rosie, she did the U.K. version. I don’t know if it’s any different [laughs] than the U.S. version, but both of those reviews are up on MuggleNet and I actually wanted to read an e-mail that we have here. Emily, 29, from Colorado – she sent in a couple of questions and I was hoping I might be able to answer the questions that she has relating to the Wizard’s Collection.

Eric: Emily, 29, from Colorado writes:

“I need some help. You are the only folks I can think of to give a straight answer. It’s this ‘Wizard’s Collection’ set. In addition to being a rabid ‘Harry Potter’ fan, I am also extremely cheap (frugal, I like to think of it). I purchased every ‘Harry Potter’ film on DVD instead of Blu-ray at the time it was released because it’s cheaper, and I do not own any of the Ultimate Editions because there are no extended cuts after Movie 2. I have been holding out on spending more money on ‘Harry Potter’ movies until the ‘hoped for but now seems like it will probably never happen’ extended versions of all eight films were released. But now there is this ‘Wizard’s Collection’ which I’ll admit looks very cool, and Micah gave it a reasonably warm review on MuggleNet. So, here’s the 350 dollar question.”

[Selina laughs]

Eric: [continues]

“Is it worth the price tag? All the best, Emily.”

Micah: It’s difficult because I don’t want to tell somebody to go out there and spend 350 dollars. I think that if you’re somebody who doesn’t own a complete set of all the films, if you’re somebody who is looking for that behind the scenes and maybe you don’t have the Ultimate Editions, if you’re looking for that complete set that comes in this cool box with a bunch of other different props and little pieces that are considered to be collectables, I think that it’s something that you should consider. In and of itself, you’re getting 31 discs with 37 hours of special features. Again, if you don’t have that stuff already, then I think this comprehensive set, if you’re a die-hard fan, it might be something that you want to look into. And as far as new content, you’re only getting that five hour bonus disc. But if you don’t have the Ultimate Editions, if you don’t have the special features that come on the other DVD and Blu-ray packages, it’s 37 hours. So, you have to ask yourself: if you’re a die-hard fan, do you want all of that in one consolidated set?

Selina: Yeah, and just to really briefly play devil’s advocate, some of the best stuff out of those 37 hours is going to be on YouTube. I feel bad…

[Micah laughs]

Selina: …even saying that, but it’s true.

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: Well, is it? Is it, Micah? Can you confirm that – have you seen anything already that’s on YouTube? Because they were doing previews on…

Micah: Well, I’m assuming Selina is not referring to the videos provided by Warner Bros. [laughs] She’s referring…

Selina: No. [laughs]

Micah: …to the videos that some people might rip off of the Blu-ray and DVDs that are in this set.

Selina: I know, and I’m not saying that I would condone that in any way. I’m just saying if Emily really is worried about spending this money, but she wants – I don’t – I feel bad saying that, but it is so true though. You do get a lot of this stuff…

Eric: Well, being…

Selina: If you want the package, if you want the originality, if you want the good quality that you don’t get on those YouTube rip offs, then yes, get it.

Eric: Well, also, this writer wrote in and Emily said that she didn’t – she only had the DVDs, so if she doesn’t already have the Blu-rays – there were features, especially on the last two films, that only were available on the Blu-ray.

Micah: Yeah. So…

Eric: So, that might tip the scales in favor of this collection.

Micah: Right. If I’m able to break it down a little bit here, what you have is each film is in its own case, and they have all these different drawers, and Movie 1 is in its own drawer but then as you move on they kind of consolidate them a little bit. Each film comes with four discs, so you have the DVD version, the Blu-ray version, you have a special features disc for every film up to Goblet of Fire, and I believe it stops after that, and you have the – what’s it called? “The Making of Harry Potter”?

Eric: Documentary?

Micah: The documentary, yeah. So…

Eric: On the fourth disc?

Micah: On the fourth disc. So, for Sorcerer’s Stone you’ll have part one, and then as you move down, I think only Order of the Phoenix and Half-Blood Prince give you three discs: DVD, Blu-ray, and the “Making of” documentary. And then with Deathly Hallows: Part 1 and Part 2, you get DVD, Blu-ray, 3D version of the films, and “The Making of Harry Potter”, the documentary. And then of course, the bonus disc has a lot of cool stuff on it as well. But all of that – it’s just so much. You could literally spend days watching all of this stuff, and then – I don’t know how much added value is there for the people that liked the collectibles. Does that make it automatically worth you going out there and purchasing this? Do you want a replica of the Slytherin Locket? Do you want a blueprint map of Hogwarts? Do you want a felt map of the Hogwarts grounds, and these special sketches and prints that come from Stuart Craig? So, I guess it all comes down to do you want that stuff? Because I feel like if you just want the films, you can obviously just go out there and, like you said, go to Walmart, go to some other place, go to Amazon and buy the films, the single versions if you just want the movies. But I do feel like this is a pretty comprehension set, and it will probably decline in terms of price over time, so if you wait a little while. I don’t think they are going to sell out these 63,000 sets within weeks. I’d be shocked if they do that.

Eric: I just wish – what I want to really talk about is this five-hour extra features, unique single bonus disc that’s not tied to any one film. I wish there was a way to just purchase that disc. That seems – being somebody who owns now all of the films on DVD, and on Blu-ray in fact, with the exception of the documentaries, the eight-part documentaries, the only new feature – and I don’t have enough room for another damn locket or map in my room or wherever I live. I want to know about this bonus disc.

Micah: Yeah, I think there is really great content on this bonus disc, but I feel like, to Selina’s point, you’re probably going to get some of it showing up at other places.

Eric: Mmm.

Micah: This extended version of “When Harry Left Hogwarts” I thought was really awesome because you’re seeing the last days of filming this series, and really it’s taking you back to the entire filming of Deathly Hallows. And they call it the last days, but it’s really more of a documentary on this entire process for the last two films. And you see them doing a – what’s it called? – a read-through of the scene when Voldemort confronts Neville and Harry comes back to life, and Ralph Fiennes is standing there in a sweatshirt and a pair of jeans.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: And it’s weird to see Voldemort standing there, speaking like Voldemort obviously, but just like any regular person.

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Micah: And I feel like it’s those things that are going to draw people to this, but I do feel like there needed to be a little bit more. I mean, there are more segments on this disc, aside from that. I like the “Fifty Greatest Moments in Harry Potter”. I thought it’s cool watching them count down. You kind of get a – you reflect a little bit on…

Eric: Who hosts this?

Micah: It’s – I couldn’t put the voice – I couldn’t nail down the voice.

Eric: Oh wow.

Micah: But they – it is a voiceover, but they do get input from different cast and crew.

Eric: Oh cool.

Micah: So, you get analysis essentially on these moments from Dan Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, J.K. Rowling, David Heyman…

Eric: Sure.

Micah: …and the list goes on and on. So, it is a really cool disc, but again, if you don’t care about the collectibles and you own all the other movies, is this five-hour disc worth 350 dollars? That’s really what you’re getting at, at the end of the day.

Eric: Fascinating.

Micah: But just to run through it real quick, they do have another part called “Designing the World of Harry Potter”, where Stuart Craig and his team discuss how he brought the books to life and how the design that he implemented evolved over eight films. That was really cool. “Secrets Revealed: Quidditch”, where they go behind the scenes of Quidditch. And “Secrets Revealed: Hagrid”, where they talk about creating everyone’s favorite gamekeeper.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: And then “The Harry Potters You’ve Never Met”, where you really see from the stunt doubles’ perspective…

Eric: Cool.

Micah: … for Dan Radcliffe, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint, and get the whole story of what happened to Dan Radcliffe’s stunt double who, of course…

Selina: Oh yeah.

Micah: …was seriously injured. There is a moment in that first documentary that I talked about where he comes back to the set for the first time and is meeting with everybody. So, it’s a really unique perspective to have.

Selina: That does sound awesome.

Eric: Now, I guess the one thing I was looking most forward to when I heard about this outtake and when David Yates first hinted at to me in the Wizarding World about this upcoming Wizard’s Collection before it was even titled, he said that there were going to be outtakes. There was going to be a bloopers reel. He said in fact there was going to be one on the Deathly Hallows Blu-ray home video that didn’t end up happening. My question is, did they actually make it to the Wizard’s Collection – this blooper reel, these outtakes?

Micah: I didn’t see any outtakes. I have heard mentions of them here and there. Maybe there were parts I didn’t get a chance to look at just yet, but there’s no specific section in this set that’s dedicated to – or no specific disc in this set that’s dedicated to outtakes. So…

Eric: Especially not one from earlier films, right?

Micah: Yeah. Well, see, I thought you might get a bit of that in the “50 Greatest Moments”.

Eric: Mhm.

Micah: Not necessarily from the film, but more behind-the-scenes “50 Greatest Moments”.

Eric: Oh. Cool.

Micah: But again, I didn’t see any of that. I think people are kind of waiting for that. And here’s the other thing: when you’re doing “Secrets Revealed: Quidditch”, “Secrets Revealed: Hagrid”, think of all the different things you can do “Secrets Revealed” on. How many more discs [laughs] could you actually create if you wanted to? So, that kind of scares me for what lies in the future.

Eric: [laughs] Well, they need to release – I think they need to separate themselves from the films a little bit and stop reselling films with added content, and start just selling the added content. Maybe that’s a completely revolutionary idea, maybe it’s a dumb idea, but I know for a fact that I would buy that. And I would look forward to more of these unique documentaries, because ultimately – look, the only people who can produce these kinds of documentaries are the people with that behind-the-scenes footage. A blooper reel – I would pay for a blooper reel, and I would pay for a disc that just had a blooper reel on it. So, cater to me. Let me be a consumer. Let me consume this blooper reel whenever you want to publish it on a disc. And it doesn’t have to also include the film on it to make it more marketable. In fact, it makes it less marketable because I already have the film. So, that’s my theory on that.

Selina: Okay.


Would You Rather


Micah: Yup. So, before we wrap up here, the e-mail that Emily sent into us also had a new idea for a game that I think we should try out here real quick.

Selina: Yay! A game!

Micah: It’s called Would You Rather.

Eric: [laughs] Oh God!

Micah: I’ll go through the questions here.

[Selina laughs]

Micah: Some interesting questions, I have to say. The first one she asked: Provided he never goes to Azkaban, would you rather live with Sirius in Grimmauld Place or with the Weasleys at The Burrow?

Selina: Hmm. See, initially I would – no, I’m going to say the Weasleys. I was going to say it might get too annoying, but I would want to live with Ron.

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: That was what I was going to say. I was like, eventually, living with seven people would be as annoying…

Selina: Yeah.

Eric: …to you as it is to them when Ron complains about having such a big family.

Selina: Right. And if Sirius never goes to Azkaban he’s probably going to be less broody. He’s not going to be as depressed as he was in the fifth book. [laughs]

Eric: Right. I have to, because of my love for the Prisoner of Azkaban book and the storyline that never could be with Harry, really living with his uncle.

Selina: I know.

Eric: I have to say – have to, have to say – that I would rather live with Sirius at Grimmauld Place.

Selina: What would you say, Micah?

Micah: I’m going with the home cooking. [laughs]

Eric: Oh right.

Selina: Yeah.

Micah: So, I’m living with the Weasleys.

Selina: I think I’ll join you.

Eric: It beats living with somebody who could eat rats for a year.

Micah: And it’s a cool place to live. Grimmauld Place is not very appealing.

Selina: No. Yeah, I would go for The Burrow.

Eric: Well, the paints are peeling, Micah.

Micah: Yeah, yeah. Got to get Uncle Ray over there.

[Micah and Selina laugh]

Micah: Next question: Would you rather be able to Apparate – so it’s one or the other – or cast charms with a wand?

Selina: Oh God.

Eric: Do you think it should be “without a wand”?

Selina: No, I think with a wand because it’s like, would you rather be able to cast charms or Apparate? Seeing as I’m right now trying to stay awake to catch a bus to catch a plane to catch a train to get back to Denmark, [laughs] I would probably choose Apparition right now.

Micah: Yeah, I like Apparate too.

Eric: Me three.

Micah: All right. And then last one: Would you rather be born a Muggle and never know about the wizarding world…

[Selina gasps]

Micah: …or be born a Squib and know about the wizarding world but be unable to participate fully in it? That’s a good question.

Selina: I would say Squib because you’ve still got all the magical items.

[Eric laughs]

Selina: You can still get stuff like – I don’t know, people can give you enchanted things.

Eric: Mhm.

Selina: I don’t know. I just – I love the idea that magic exists. I would rather live in a world where I knew magic existed than this one.

[Micah and Selina laugh]

Eric: Aww.

Selina: I’m crying. No. [laughs]

Eric: Micah, what do you think?

Micah: It’s tough. I kind of agree with Selina.

Selina: Yeah.

Micah: I’d rather know that it exists than go through Muggle life and not knowing…

Selina: Like you do right now.

Micah: Exactly.

Selina: Yeah, that’s why we’re fans. It’s because we want to believe in this kind of stuff.

Eric: There’s always Kwikspell courses, right?

Selina: Exactly.

Eric: Yeah. I agree.

Selina: And we could have magical pets.


Show Close


Eric: Yes! Well, this was fun. In fact, Emily’s e-mail – in her e-mail she writes that she and her husband play this periodically around the dinner table, so that must be fun for them. Well, that wraps up this week’s episode. We had a little bit of an unexpected fun segment there at the end. Thank you, Emily. And now, this concludes MuggleCast Episode 257. Glad to get all that news out of the way, and it was great discussing The Casual Vacancy, which comes out in sixteen days.

Selina: Oh my God! Next MuggleCast is going to be all about it. CaVaCast!

Eric: And I think we’ll probably be able to talk about The Perks of Being a Wallflower if it comes out in your country, Selina.

Selina: Yeah, which it probably won’t. But I’ve read the book so I can still… [laughs]

Eric: Ahhh.

Selina: …bring something to the discussion.

Eric: I should re-read the book. It’s a short enough book and I’ve had it ever since I read it for the first time in ninth grade.

Selina: “And in that moment, I swear we were infinite.” [sighs]

[Micah laughs]

Selina: So amazing.

Eric: I didn’t – that line in particular didn’t do much for me…

Selina: I loved it.

Eric: …but I guess I have other lines in that book. [laughs]

Micah: So, for all the information on this show as well as to be able to download past episodes and read transcripts of each show, you can visit MuggleCast.com. We know we were having a problem for a little while with the more recent episodes, but that should all be fixed now. All the transcripts should be up-to-date, including our most latest episode which took place in Chicago for LeakyCon 2012. And of course, you can follow us on Twitter at Twitter.com/MuggleCast, like us on Facebook, Facebook.com/MuggleCast, and we have our MuggleCast Tumblr, which is MuggleCast.Tumblr.com. I think. I hope I got that right.

Eric: Yeah, you did. That’s our MuggleCast fan Tumblr.

Micah: And of course, you can rate and review us on iTunes.

[Eric and Selina laugh]

Micah: We certainly appreciate all your reviews. If you listen to another one of our shows…

Selina: You know why we’re laughing.

Micah: …there’s usually a little bit more that follows you rating and reviewing us on iTunes. Selina, why don’t you tell them about that?

Selina: [laughs] Rating and reviewing on iTunes?

Micah: No, no, our other podcast.

Selina: Oh right, okay. [laughs] I was going to say.

[Micah laughs]

Selina: I’m not going to do that on this show. That other show – you guys know you’re all intrigued. You have to go listen now. It is the Game of Owns podcast that the three of us do with our friend, Zack. So, if he was on here, that would pretty much be what this was. [laughs] Which is kind of strange.

Eric: Game of Owns?

Selina: It’s all about Game of Thrones, and we are currently doing a spoiler-free – [clears throat] Micah – re-read of the first book, Game of Thrones. It is very exciting.

Micah: And of course, we do cover the TV series as well.

Selina: Yes.

Micah: We’re on a little bit of a break right now, though, between seasons, so we decided that whole chapter-by-chapter thing works pretty well. And speaking of chapter-by-chapter, we do have another podcast over on MuggleNet called Alohomora!, and they are doing a global re-read of the Harry Potter series. They just put out their eleventh episode, where they’re looking at Chamber of Secrets, Chapters 3 to 4. It’s run by all MuggleNet staff, and it’s a good listen. So, if you’re getting back in that flow – I know around the fall time, people start re-reading the Harry Potter series, they get into the spirit of things. So, be sure to give that a listen, as well as our Academia podcast which just put out its ninth episode, which compares Tolkien to J.K. Rowling.

Selina: Ooh, very exciting.

Micah: We’ve compared Tolkien to other authors on different shows as well, so…

[Micah and Selina laugh]

Micah: Won’t get into that, but two great podcasts about Potter for you guys to give a listen to.

Eric: Hypable has a few podcasts as well, Selina, don’t they?

Selina: Oh my gosh, yes. Do you have an hour?

Micah: We don’t have time for all those.

[Everyone laughs]

Selina: Let me just plug a few of my own, shall I?

Eric: Sorry, Andrew, we had to not mention them because of time.

Selina: Actually, speaking of Andrew, Twilight fans might know his show, Imprint. Well, we have a show on Hypable called Vampire Hype, which talks about The Vampire Diaries and Twilight, as well as True Blood, Buffy, that kind of stuff. And Andrew actually guest-hosted on that one as well. We seem to keep missing each other because we were both on this episode but in different segments. And we have a Once Upon a Time show called Onceable as well, which is so exciting, and Hunger Games Chat and Glee Chat – there’s so much. Just go listen to them all.

Micah: Awesome.

Eric: So, that concludes 257 – MuggleCast 257. We’ll see you probably – I will say as soon as possible after…

[Show music begins]

Eric:The Casual Vacancy release to see – to hear and see our thoughts. Perhaps we’ll do a live stream, but perhaps not. And we’ll see where the winds take us. So, thank you for listening to this week’s episode of MuggleCast. I’m Eric Scull.

Micah: I’m Micah Tannenbaum.

Selina: And I’m Selina Wilken.

Eric: See you next time! Bye!

Selina: Goodbye! Happy Vacancy times!

[Show music continues]

Transcript #256

MuggleCast 256 Transcript

LeakyCon 2012
Chicago, Illinois
August 10, 2012


Show Intro


[“Hedwig’s Theme” plays]

Andrew: This week’s podcast is brought to you by Audible.com, the Internet’s leading provider of audiobooks, with more than 100,000 downloadable titles across all types of literature, including fiction, non-fiction, and periodicals. For a free audiobook of your choice, go to AudiblePodcast.com/MuggleCast.

[Audience cheers]

Andrew: We have Selina Wilken.

[Audience cheers]

Andrew: Selina [unintelligible] the past few episodes you have probably heard her. See, people clap for you, Selina. Don’t worry.

Selina: [laughs] Thank you.

Eric: Wait, guys. Aren’t we missing somebody?

Andrew: Well, this seat is reserved for every MuggleCaster who has died – no.

[Audience laughs]

Eric: Wow.

Andrew: [laughs] Who we wish could be here but just can’t be here. That includes people like – who are they? I forget them already.

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: I just delete them from my head. Jamie…

Micah: Kevin.

Selina: Laura.

Micah: Laura.

Andrew: Kevin, Laura, who are these people? Matthew? I don’t know who that is.

Eric: Mikey, Matt…

Andrew: Mikey, Ben…

Eric: Oh, Ben.

Andrew: Ben, too. We miss all these people.

[Audience cheers]

Andrew: Oh, hey Ben!

[Audience cheers]

Ben: Hello!

Andrew: Last year you were wearing a hotel staff T-shirt, so I see you came better dressed.

Ben: I have a MuggleCast skirt.

Andrew: [laughs] Okay.

[Eric laughs]

Ben: It’s big enough to be a skirt.


MuggleCast Celebrates Seven Years of Podcasting


Andrew: Speaking of these shirts, actually, these are really cool. They were designed by Stephanie Falcos, right?

[Audience cheers]

Eric: Yeah, she’s done the shirts for the past few years for us. Now unfortunately, guys, there aren’t any shirts to sell or for us to give out, sorry, this year. We just had to get them for the panelists. We do have one shirt, though, which we will be giving away later in the show for an audience member, so we’ll have more details about that later. If you like the shirt, it’s a seven-year design because we’re celebrating this month…

Andrew: Seven years, as was noted at the opening ceremony last night, along with PotterCast.

[Audience cheers]

Andrew: Thank you. Yeah, it’s very cool to think that we’ve been doing this for seven years now. I know it was Ben, Kevin Steck, and I who did the first episode, and then Eric…

Ben: Way back in the day.

Andrew: Yeah. And then Eric joined on, and then Micah joined on.

Eric: And Jamie.


Recap of LeakyCon Events


Andrew: Yeah. So, good, good stuff. But getting back to the con, was anybody here at last night’s opening ceremonies?

Eric: Opening ceremonies?

[Audience cheers]

Andrew: But not just the opening ceremonies. Then there was also Maureen’s Midnight Movie. [laughs] Did anybody go to that?

[Audience cheers]

Eric: What was the movie?

Andrew: Well…

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: I had heard it was going to be (500) Days of Summer or something, and then I see everybody going down – it was really Maureen’s 12:45 Movie, it wasn’t Midnight Movie. But – so it ended up being [laughs] Breaking Dawn: Part 1.

[Scattered cheers from the audience]

Andrew: [laughs] But they did commentary, so it was pretty funny. Did anybody go to that here?

[Audience cheers]

Andrew: Okay. Yeah, and also, thanks for getting up early for this. This was at 1, and then they pulled – yeah, they pushed us ahead. And then Evanna’s appearance as Luna – no, sorry, as Katniss.

Eric: Katniss.

Andrew: That was really funny as well.

[Someone in the audience cheers]

Andrew: We put a picture up on Twitter, on the MuggleCast Twitter. Micah and Evanna [laughs] were taking a very nice picture together.

Micah: And then you got in the back and photo bombed it.

Andrew: Yeah. I don’t know, I just thought it was cool. So, one of the things – I assume most of you listen to MuggleCast.

[Scattered laughs from the audience]

Andrew: We usually start with the news. So, Micah, what’s in the news this week?

Micah: Ummm…

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: We didn’t plan that. I just wanted to see what he would do.

[Audience laughs]

Micah: Too early, too early.


The Casual Vacancy Release Parties


Andrew: The Casual Vacancy, we wanted to talk about because it’s the most recent thing, and one of the things we wanted to talk about was – sorry, I just realized there’s people over here, too. Hello, everybody over there.

[Audience laughs]

Eric: Hello, everybody over there.

Andrew: Hi. [laughs] One of the things we wanted to talk about was The Casual Vacancy. The book is going to be released at 8:00 AM GMT – this was a recent news story – which is [pronounces “green-witch”] Greenwich Mean Time, I believe?

Eric: Greenwich.

Ben: Yeah.

Eric: Greenwich.

Andrew: Greenwich. And – 8:00 AM that time. That’s 3:00 AM Eastern and 12:00 AM Pacific. So, that means – what I’ve been clamoring for – Casual Vacancy midnight release parties: West Coast, baby.

[Someone in the audience cheers]

Andrew: Let’s go. Now, I’ve raised this question before. Would – let’s see a show of hands of people who would actually go to a midnight release party for J.K. Rowling’s first Harry Potter book…

Eric: Post-Harry Potter

Andrew: Post-Potter book, The Casual Vacancy. Okay, that’s a good number of people. Would you guys go to midnight release parties?

Selina: Absolutely. Not – just because it would give us a chance to reconnect with all the Potter fans, if anything.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: I started going to midnight release parties when I was like twelve, so I think it would be cool to do that again.

Andrew: Do you feel like it should continue with J.K. Rowling’s books, or are we just desperately holding on?

Ben: Are we chasing the hive…

[Andrew and Audience laugh]

Ben: …from Harry Potter?

Andrew: [laughs] Yes, exactly!

Ben: To a certain degree, but I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that. I think the worst thing would be to have people be disappointed because their expectations are so high for this book, and I think it’s important to not judge it by the same lens that we judge Harry Potter.

Eric: That said, I think – it’s really exciting that the last Harry Potter book was five years ago. Not going to make the point that Harry Potter is still going strong because it is, but also, we haven’t seen what J.K. Rowling is capable of for five years. I mean, every writer grows and expands and becomes a better writer just through writing and through the time. Think, it’s been five years since we’ve read a J.K. Rowling book. I wonder what new tools she’s picked up and will employ in this new book.

Micah: Well, she’s been making tree houses, too.

[Audience and Eric laugh]

Andrew: Yes! Well, we weren’t really going to talk about that because that’s such a random thing, but was anybody else really surprised that J.K. Rowling is building a Hogwarts treehouse for her kids in her backyard?

[Audience cheers]

Andrew: That seems – I don’t know if you saw the pictures but there are these sketches, and there’s even an owl sitting in between the two towers for her two children.

Eric: The real story is that Warner Bros. is going to sue her.

[Andrew and Audience laugh]

Eric: They own Hogwarts! I don’t know. You can’t build a tree fort in your backyard.

Andrew: And there’s tunnels and there’s a sliding pole. I’m so jealous of her nine-year-old.

Eric: If you’re J.K. Rowling, why not, right?

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, exactly.

Eric: Why not a tree fort?

Andrew: But yeah, The Casual Vacancy – I’m really excited. So, people – I guess there’s two options. The other option, if you live on the East Coast, you can go to a 24-hour Walmart [laughs] and hope they put them on sale at 3:00 AM.

Eric: Because what it means is they are not going to release the books anywhere before it hits midnight GMT, right?

Ben: Yeah, there isn’t going to be some asshole who puts the scans online.

[Andrew and Audience laugh]

Ben: That’s not going to happen either.

Eric: You can’t say that word in this podcast.

[Audience laughs]

Ben: Oh, I’m sorry. My bad. A-hole.

[Audience laughs]

Eric: No, I meant podcast.

Ben: Oh.

Andrew: You just got approval from Melissa. Melissa just gave the okay. Asshole is okay.

[Audience laughs]

Eric: Moving on.

Andrew: Actually, there’s people…

Ben: Why did she walk in right as I said that? It’s awful.

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: There’s people in this very audience, that I won’t point out, who I thought genuinely would want to attend a midnight release party but don’t want to. And I was shocked by that.

[Audience laughs]

Eric: You got some feedback at Comic-Con about that, right? People were saying…

Andrew: Yeah, the Comic-Con audience was very – we did a Harry Potter panel and it was a great turnout. But the Comic-Con – they were very hesitant. Like, they hadn’t seen the cover yet, they didn’t want to go to midnight release parties. I was trying to get them excited about different Harry Potter things and they just weren’t, and I’m like, [sighs] “This is not the MuggleCast audience.”

[Andrew and Audience laugh]

Selina: Do you think it’s sort of a reaction to it not being a Potter book, though?

Andrew: Yeah. Of course.

Selina: They want more Potter as opposed to J.K. Rowling?

Andrew: Yeah. Does the whole e-reader thing screw it up as well?

Ben: Can you download it at 3:00 AM East Coast time?

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: Oh okay.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: Oh, so you don’t even have – you can have a midnight – you can have your own private midnight release party in your pajamas.

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: Right. That’s the beautiful thing. So, people could organize their own midnight release party online. But, in this case, 3:00 AM.

Ben: Get on Skype or Google Hangout.

Andrew: Yeah, exactly. So, everybody refreshes their Kindle at 3:00 AM and then it’s just silence on Skype for another sixteen hours.

[Audience laughs]

Ben: Such unity. Such unity.

Andrew: I remember Kevin – yeah, I think it was Kevin Steck. We were all reading Deathly Hallows together in England. Closer? Thank you. Okay, thanks. We were reading Deathly Hallows in England and every five minutes he would be like – oh no, no, he read it early. He read it before all of us.

Eric: He did. He did.

Andrew: He had some downloaded copy or something.

Eric: All he did – we all get our Book 7, we’re crying and bawling in London. Jamie is running around, tears are falling. Kevin just takes the book, he’s like, “Can I borrow this?” Looks at the first page and then looks at the last page, and he’s like, “Yup, read it.”

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: But then he was sitting there as we were all reading, and he would go over to each one of us – he was like the teacher in class and we were the students all reading the book, and he would come over – he would just come over to Eric, look over his shoulder and be like, [imitating Kevin] “Where are you at?”

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: “Oh! It’s about to get really good.”

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: “Where are you? Awesome! Oh man!” We were like, “Kevin, shut up! Leave us alone.”

Ben: Did he read the scans or something?

Andrew: Yes! He read the scans.

Ben: So did Mikey B, if anybody remembers Mikey B.

Eric: So, somebody sent…

[Audience cheers]

Ben: Yeah! Mikey B! Yeah!

Eric: So, that’s been one of the perks, I guess, of being so exposed. People send us early illegal…

Andrew: Nobody sends us early – that’s not our perk. [laughs]

Eric: [laughs] Oh no, no.

Andrew: Kevin got it early.

Ben: Fans pirated copies.

Eric: To the MuggleNet staff, right?

Andrew: Well, there was a recent news story that The Casual Vacancy – they haven’t been sending it to the translators because they want to protect the manuscript, which is understandable.

Eric: There are ways that historically people have gotten their hands on these books no matter how [unintelligible] the embargo is. Things like translated copies get sent to countries so that they can be released at the same time as the English ones, and that’s been a source, I guess, for pirated – pirating?

Andrew: Pirated.

Eric: Piracy!

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: We do want to remind you that today’s episode is brought to you by Audible.com, the Internet’s leading provider of audiobooks, with more than 100,000 downloadable titles across all types of literature and featuring audio versions of many New York Times Bestsellers. For listeners of MuggleCast, Audible is offering you a free audiobook to give you a chance to try out their service. And you are going to love it during these warm summer months when you’re outside walking around. Maybe you don’t want to carry a book when you’re walking the dog or you’re on the beach or you’re in the park; you just want to close your eyes and listen to an audiobook just like you do this podcast. And I have a great recommendation for you today. This is a just released book, it’s The Land of Stories: The Wishing Spell by Chris Colfer, also narrated by Chris. He, of course, is a star on Glee. He’s been on the show since the beginning, one of the best actors on the show – one of the most beloved, certainly. He wrote a fantasy book, actually. The Land of Stories tells the tale of twins Alex and Conner. Through the mysterious powers of a cherished book of stories, they leave their world behind and find themselves in a foreign land full of wonder and magic where they come face-to-face with the fairy tale characters they grew up reading about. This book is fantastic. We got an advanced reading copy recently. Absolutely loved it. Imagine taking this wonderful fantasy story along with you out and about this summer. Highly recommend it. It is, again, The Land of Stories: The Wishing Spell and you can get it for free on Audible.com. Just visit AudiblePodcast.com/MuggleCast for your free audiobook. Again, that’s AudiblePodcast.com/MuggleCast to get The Land of Stories: The Wishing Spell or any other book for absolutely free. Thanks, Audible.

So, one thing we definitely want to do later in the show actually is take lots of audience questions, but we also got to keep a close eye on…

Ben: The time.

Eric: Oh yeah.

Andrew: …the time as well. You also had a Chicken Soup you wanted to read. Did you have that prepared?

Eric: I do have that prepared. Yeah – okay, well this is…

[Audience laughs]


Future of the Harry Potter Fandom, Success of The Casual Vacancy


Andrew: Oh – okay, while you prepare that, one other question we wanted to ask – I raised this at Comic-Con and people gave me a no – does The Casual Vacancy kind of join up with Harry Potter, and does it become the J.K. Rowling fandom or is it strictly the Harry Potter fandom? Is the fandom that we know now slowly morphing into the J.K. Rowling fandom?

Eric: Like, if she were to announce another book series that has nothing to do with Harry Potter – say it’s just another young adult book. Do the Harry Potter fans embrace it? Even this, which is an adult book, do we embrace it? Is everybody going to read it or are people going to say, “Well, it’s not Harry Potter“?

Andrew: Yeah. Does everyone plan to read The Casual Vacancy?

[Audience cheers]

Andrew: Okay, I guess the better question is: is there anybody who’s not interested?

Audience Member: It depends on if it’s good!

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: Right, depends on if it’s good.

Ben: How do you know if it’s good if you don’t read it?

[Andrew and Audience laugh]

Andrew: The Amazon reviews!

Audience Member: I’ll get my friends to read it first!

Andrew: See, but don’t you want to read it first? Because people who got into Harry Potter

[Audience member shouts something]

Ben: Why trust somebody else’s opinion? Why not go with your own?

[Andrew and Audience laugh]

[Audience member shouts something]

Andrew: But see, some people got into Harry Potter late and they were like, “Oh, I wish I got into this earlier. I only got into it word of mouth.” So, why don’t you be a – everybody can be a pioneer of [laughs] The Casual Vacancy. Get into it straight away.

Audience Member: I think the real question is, will anyone read her second book after…

Andrew: Yes.

Eric: Ooh.

Andrew: The real question is, will anybody read her second book? Because this is the first post-Potter book, so…

Eric: So, it’s even more prestigious than…

Ben: Yeah, I think if she screws this one up, then the next one she won’t have…

[Audience laughs]

Ben: I mean, I think the commercial success for the rest of her life is guaranteed just because it’s a big selling name, J.K. Rowling. Everybody – it’s a household name. But I guess – yeah, it all comes down to whether or not it’s critically acclaimed. I feel like the critics are going to come down hard on her because she’s J.K. Rowling and she’s had so much success. So, I think as human beings there’s this certain degree, an element in each of us, that doesn’t want to see other people be successful, because it reminds us of how unsuccessful we are.

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: Speak for yourself!

Ben: No, I’m just saying! There are people out there who are – that want to tear other people down just because she’s a billionaire author. That doesn’t happen very often.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: Or ever.

Andrew: People will be critical of the book and rightly so. I mean, they have to look at it and give a fair review, not just because it’s by the Harry Potter author.

Eric: We were wondering – and I’ll get to the Chicken Soup in just a moment. We were wondering if she was going to publish under a pseudonym, or a fake name, or something like that. That’s an alternative for authors like Stephen King who’s done it before as Richard Bachman, who don’t want the, I guess, pre-earned praise for a book, or just for it to be under a close eye before…

Andrew: Right.

Eric: So, glad she’s not doing that. Unless she already has and she’s written, like, Fifty Shades of Grey or something.

[Audience responds in disapproval]

Selina: Ouch.

Eric: What if?

Ben: I’m sure Neil Blair would prefer that she do it under her own name…

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah, because it would sell.

Ben: …so he can make some money.

Andrew: Right. Neil Blair is her…

Ben: Her agent, right?

Andrew: Her agent.

Eric: Oh yeah.

Ben: She ditched Little, Brown, right? A while back?

Andrew: No, no, no. Little, Brown – that’s the new guys. You mean Scholastic.

Ben: Huh? She ditched – Little, Brown is the new guys? No, she ditched Little, Brown.

Andrew: No, The Casual Vacancy is being published by Little, Brown.

Ben: Oh okay.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: Okay, I don’t know what I’m talking about.

[Audience laughs]

MuggleCast 256 Transcript (continued)


Fifty Shades of Grey


Andrew: Doesn’t a – isn’t a Harry Potter-Fifty Shades kind of inevitable at this point? Like, doesn’t it have to happen? People are looking at the commercial success…

[Audience responds in disapproval]

Andrew: Well, hold on! Wait a second! Wait a second! The reason I say that is because Fifty Shades – it was a Twilight fan fiction, that’s how it started. So, other people are looking at how they can get in on the Fifty Shades craze and of course that means – what was the book, Selina? There’s two books being rewritten in the style of Fifty Shades.

Selina: What?

Andrew: Quiz time. Sorry, I put you on the spot.

[Audience member shouts something]

Andrew: Yeah, the classics because they are in public domain now so they can be rewritten.

Selina: Oh yeah.

Andrew: So, there’s a Sherlock one, right?

Selina: Pride and Prejudice and something.

[Audience responds in disapproval]

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: What is this…

Andrew: Sherlock Holmes, not Benedict Cumberbatch.

Eric: I’m going to regret asking this. What is the style of 50 Shades?

Andrew: I don’t know. I wanted to read the first one just so I could say that, but let’s not turn this into a…

Eric: Okay. So, anyway…

[Audience laughs]

Micah: I mean, Aberforth and his goat would definitely have a scene in there.

[Audience laughs and applauds]

Andrew: By Micah Tannenbaum. Audiobook by Micah Tannenbaum.

Eric: So, we – and the audiobook will be read by him.

[Audience laughs]


Chicken Soup for the MuggleCast Soul


Eric: Everybody loves Micah. Okay, so we have a Chicken Soup here. It’s one of our segments on MuggleCast. A Chicken Soup – it’s just somebody who sends an e-mail saying, “Hey, you guys are great and you’ve made an impact on my life.” We mentioned being in London for Book 7 – which was a big moment for us – for Episode 100, five years ago. Now, this is Episode 256. We’re all in 256 colors, we’re very colorful, and – I had to bring that in somehow. So, we’re still getting these e-mails. We’re still getting these e-mails from people, and this one comes from Sarah S., age 21, from Connecticut. And she says:

“Dear MuggleCasters,

Happy seventh birthday! I’ve been a listener since Episode 1, and I can’t believe it’s been seven years since I first tuned into your fantastic podcast. It’s taken me far too long to write this message, but I wanted to say thank you. Not just for seven great years of podcasting, but for the impact you’ve had on my life. When I first listened to MuggleCast seven years ago, I had no idea where it would eventually lead me. But listening to you guys and tuning in each week as you created something so fun and special sparked my interest in broadcasting. I even attempted to create my own HP podcast. Even though that fell through, I never lost the interest you inspired and seven years later, I am station manager, DJ, and news reporter at 88.5 WRKC, my college’s radio station. Working in radio has given me so much and shaped the person I am today, and I have MuggleCast to thank for sending me down this path. So thanks guys, happy birthday, and here’s to another great year.

Sarah S.”

Andrew: That’s very nice!

Ben: That is awesome!

[Audience applauds]

Andrew: [in radio DJ voice] WKRC!

Eric: [in radio DJ voice] WRKC 88.5!

Andrew: [in radio DJ voice] Coming at ya!

[Audience laughs]


Audience Question: Pottermore Features


Andrew: Okay, so we’re going to take some questions. I wonder if this mic – could we use this mic? This wired mic?

Eric: Microphone.

Andrew: Could we use this wired microphone? Do you think – we’ll try it out? Well, does anybody have questions? I’m sitting here assuming.

[Audience laughs]

Eric: If there are any questions.

Andrew: Okay, if anybody has questions, why don’t you come up stage…

Audience Member: Where’s Jamie?!

Andrew: Where’s Jamie?

[Audience laughs]

Eric: Where’s Jamie? Let’s call Jamie.

Ben: He died.

Andrew: If you want to do like fifty dollars a minute. Okay, but if you have questions, come up to this side. I’m not talking about – what’s that show called on E!? “Where Have They Been?” [laughs]

Eric: If you have questions – let’s see if this works.

Audience Member: What happened to Chapter-by-Chapter?

Andrew: Well – okay, here’s the thing with Chapter-by-Chapter – okay, this isn’t like a MuggleCast, let’s tear them apart…

[Audience laughs]

Micah: It’s an interrogation!

Andrew: Where’s Jamie? Where’s Chapter-by-Chapter? I mean, where’s questions about Harry Potter, The Casual Vacancy, and Micah’s goat, I don’t know.

[Audience laughs]

Ben: Micah, what’s your middle name?

Micah: Justin.

Ben: Justin. Bieber?

Andrew: Eric will field questions down from the audience. Right? Is that what they’re going to do?

Eric: Yeah, we’re going to line up in the center aisle according to the sound guy.

Andrew: But who has the mic?

Eric: The microphone is on its way.

Andrew: Oh okay. Yeah. Okay, cool.

Eric: Just very briefly.

Andrew: Awesome. Well, while we’re talking about that – well, let’s just – we’ll just get started. We’ll repeat the questions.

Eric: Here, you can borrow this and you can just trade off to the person behind you.

Audience Member: So, I love listening to you all banter about Pottermore. [laughs] And I was wondering, if you could add one feature to Pottermore, what would it be?

Andrew: Good question.

Selina: Pets, right Andrew? That you can take care of?

Andrew: Sorry?

Selina: Pets?

Andrew: Pets! Pets would be fun. I’ve been an advocate of adding pets. I think for me, a little more original material.

Ben: I think there should be a feature where you can – someone you’re pissed off at, you can send them a Howler, like a legitimate Howler.

[Andrew and Audience laugh]

Andrew: Micah, any ideas?

Micah: Ability to function properly.

[Andrew and Audience laugh]

Andrew: Ouch.

Ben: Harsh.

Selina: I think that some more personality would be great, like you could actually – you’re more than just your house and whatever pet you chose in the beginning, you know?

Andrew: Yeah.

Selina: You can actually be someone who is in Pottermore.

Andrew: Yeah.

Selina: Not just another number.

Andrew: Well, I think the features in Pottermore are okay. I think there just – they just need to add – every single chapter, every single moment needs to have something besides discovering a Chocolate Frog card or something like that. There has to be something in it, in each one besides that.

Eric: And all those items we’re collecting, I want them to mean something.

Andrew: Yeah, yeah, I want to know why I’m picking up the toad and the…

Ben: Because otherwise you’re just a hoarder, right?

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: Yeah!

Ben: Have you seen that show on TLC?

Andrew: I feel like a Potter hoarder.

Eric: It’s encouraging hoarding.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: It’s a serious debilitating disease, I don’t know why you guys are laughing.

Andrew: What if there’s an episode – hoarding buried alive, Pottermore. And we enter Micah’s bedroom and he’s crying because he’s swamped with all this material in his Pottermore account. “I don’t know what to do with it all!”

[Audience laughs]


Audience Question: Old MuggleCast Episodes


Andrew: Next question.

Eric: All right, next question.

Audience Member: Hi, I’m Carrie.

Andrew: Hi.

Audience Member: I’m a little excited.

[Audience laughs]

Audience Member: So, I’ve been listening to you since Episode 1…

Andrew: Awesome.

Audience Member: …so I feel like I’ve kind of grown up with you guys.

Andrew: Awesome! How old are you now, if you don’t mind my asking?

Audience Member: I’m 24.

Andrew: Twenty what?

Audience Member: Four.

Andrew: 24?

Audience Member: Yeah. Do I need to get closer?

Andrew: I’m 23.

Eric: Little closer, little louder.

Audience Member: I know.

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: Did you just hit on her?

[Audience laughs]

Audience Member: I think I hit on you.

Eric: What?

Andrew: I don’t know! You’re giving – never mind. What’s your question?

Eric: I’m sorry, please – just enunciate, just from the…

Ben: She’s blushing.

Andrew: It’s because we – it’s not her fault.

Eric: It’s us.

Andrew: It’s our speakers.

Audience Member: Okay, so I’ve recently gone back and listened – started listening to your old episodes, and I was wondering if you guys ever go back and listen, because you all sound so little!

[Audience laughs]

Ben: What was that?

Andrew: Sorry, I honestly didn’t hear.

Eric: Do we go back and listen to – do we listen to our own earlier episodes of MuggleCast at all?

Andrew: No, because our voices are…

Ben: I only listen to tracks of myself to go to sleep at night.

[Andrew and Audience laugh]

Audience Member: I just recently listened to your first live show and Andrew’s [mocking Andrew] “Yeah! Yeah!”

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: See, I have since developed. I have grown. I have matured.

Audience Member: Can we get a “yeah,” Andrew?

Andrew: Can we get a live one?

Audience Member: A “yeah.”

Ben: A “yeah”?

Andrew: I have to…

Ben: [mocking Andrew] Yeah! Yeah! All right!

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: All right! Welcome to New York City! MuggleCast live in New York City, Episode 15 or whatever the hell it was.

Eric: Yeah, something like that.

Audience Member: Okay, thank you.

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: I do like listening to podcasts. Not our own, though.

Ben: [mocking Andrew] “Yeah! Yeah! All right!”

Andrew: I still get e-mails to this day like, “That episode was so funny,” or “Hearing your ‘yeahs’ was so funny.” I’m like, “Thanks.” It got to the point – we got so many e-mails, negative e-mails, about the “Yeah, yeah”s to the Leaky Mug e-mail address that I actually added a Gmail filter that said, “If ‘Yeah Yeah’ send to Trash.”

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: Because we were all sharing that e-mail address and I didn’t want everybody seeing all these e-mails.

Ben: Seeing all the “yeah, yeah”s.

Andrew: And the guys found out and I was like, “Dammit.”

[Audience laughs]


Audience Question: Harry’s Interest in S.P.E.W.


Audience Member: Hi, my name is Taz. I just want to first thank you because I made this shirt for your first “Wear Your MuggleCast T-Shirt Day.”

Andrew: Oh awesome!

Audience Member: And this shirt got me chosen at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter to have my wand choose me.

Andrew: Oh awesome!

Audience Member: So, I just want to thank you for that.

Andrew: Very cool!

Audience Member: And then, my question is: Harry Potter grew up in a cupboard, he was treated like a slave by the Dursleys, and I was wondering if you had any opinions on why he didn’t sympathize more when Hermione tried to start S.P.E.W., because he was treated like a house-elf, pretty much, by the Dursleys.

[Audience responds with “Ooh!”]

Ben: I heard something about Hermione and a house-elf.

[Audience laughs]

Audience Member: Sorry!

Ben: Can you add some bass to your voice, please?

Eric: I heard it. The question was given that Harry was raised – at least for the first eleven years – in a cupboard, treated kind of like a house-elf, always having scraps of food under the floorboards, why wasn’t he more sympathetic when Hermione came up with S.P.E.W.?

Selina: Harry is very self-absorbed.

[Audience applauds and laughs]

Selina: I like him though, but…

Ben: It’s kind of hard not to be if everyone is pointing at your face and being like, “ha ha ha!”

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: I think it was more interesting to see Hermione get this pushback from Harry. I think it was more interesting to see them not interested in it. And it also shows their immaturity.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Whereas Hermione is grown up and she is taking care of the creatures.

Eric: I think the fact that it was Hermione out on her own really allowed J.K. Rowling and the readers to have her – well, allowed J.K. Rowling to build that character.

Ben: And establish her independence.

Eric: Yeah. Establish her independence, exactly. She needed something to go off and do alone. Ron had Lavender, she had S.P.E.W.

[Audience laughs]

Ben: And Harry always tends to – I think throughout the series Harry always tends to agree with Hermione on most things, so it’s good to show them in the contrary point of view.


Audience Question: Potted Potter


Audience Member: Hi guys. My name is Morgan. I’m from Florida. I’ve been listening to you guys since I was thirteen. I’m twenty now, so it’s like…

Andrew: Awesome. Seven years.

Audience Member: Yeah. So…

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: I’m keeping up with the seven year theme!

Eric: You do well at math, man.

Audience Member: Okay, so recently I went on a vacation to New York and I saw Potted Potter. I was wondering if any of you guys or anyone here has seen it. It is amazing.

[Audience cheers and someone shouts “Yes, it’s awesome!”]

Andrew: Potted Potter is the off Broadway Harry Potter parody musical, if you will. I haven’t seen it. Has anybody up here seen it?

Eric: Well, Micah lives in New York.

Micah: I have not seen it, though.

Audience Member: You need to go see it. They’re hilarious. And they’re so grateful to have the fans there.

Ben: Is that where Dan Radcliffe shows his…

[Audience laughs]

Eric: Potted Potter?

Ben: Oh. [laughs]

Eric: That would be Un-Potted Potter.

[Audience laughs]

Eric: But they’re coming to Chicago soon, I read on MuggleNet or Hypable.

Andrew: You see the banner ads.

Audience Member: Go see them.

Eric: I will see them when they come. I haven’t seen them.

Audience Member: Thank you!

Eric: Thank you!

Andrew: No problem. What’s up, dude?

Selina: Well, what is Potted Potter? Is that the StarKid? No.

[Audience responds with “No!”]

Eric: No, Potted Potter – completely separate, kind of like – it’s condensed. It’s all seven books in an hour.

Andrew: Yeah.

Selina: Oh wow. Do they…

Andrew: Do not go there, Selina. Do not compare StarKid to anything other than StarKid.

[Audience cheers]

MuggleCast 256 Transcript (continued)


Audience Question: Wizarding Photographs


Audience Member: Hi guys. Unlike all the other people that were in front of me, I have not been listening for seven years but I’ve listened to every episode…

Andrew: Awesome!

Audience Member: …and I’ve been listening for two or three years. And it’s been awesome, guys.

Andrew: Awesome, thank you.

Audience Member: I love the podcast. My question is kind of silly – not silly in the sense where it’s funny, it’s just weird.

[Audience laughs]

Audience Member: A new form of communication for wizards: Do you think that if they took a wizard photo, where they had a marker and a whiteboard, they’d be able to communicate? Because they can move, and Harry had free will in that photo where he’s trying to pull away from Lockhart. Do you think they’d be able to communicate with pad and paper, and that would be a new form of communication? And I invented that.

[Audience laughs]

Eric: What was that last bit?

Audience Member: Trademark!

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: So, you’re saying people in the pictures communicating via writing?

Audience Member: Yeah.

Andrew: Well, we know, right, that portraits – it’s a reflection of – you can talk to them, but it’s just a reflection of their personality. It’s not necessarily their – you can’t actually hold a conversation with them.

Eric: If you have a self-portrait taken, are you talking to yourself?

[Audience laughs]

Eric: “Hey, how’s it going?” But – especially if they’re a pair, I think – notepads as communication. If there’s a pair of mirrors, the wardrobe – there’s a pair. So, pairs of paintings can walk and see each other and visit Grimmauld Place. Phineas Nigellus does that. So yeah, I think it’s definitely possible.

Audience Member: I think they have to be dead to be in portraits. There’s no portraits of live people that they ever have. It’s always dead people.

[Another audience member says something]

Eric: Oh yeah, Lockhart has the picture of himself and a picture…

Audience Member: But he doesn’t talk.

Eric: No, he doesn’t. The first one moves.

Audience Member: Yeah.

Eric: The first one moves around and kind of smiles.

Audience Member: Yeah, it’s a giant photograph. And he does stuff, so communications.

Eric: Yeah.

Selina: Well, photos don’t – I mean, the photos in the Muggle or the Hogwarts – [laughs] the wizard world, there you go – they don’t add anything new to them. I mean, it’s just a reflection of the person at the point where the picture is taken, so they’re not going to be able to communicate with a photo.

Eric: Yeah, it’s unclear. It’s kind of like five seconds of their personality…

Audience Member: Oh.

Eric: …is in view. Like Harry pulling away from Lockhart.

Selina: They sort of reflect whatever that person is feeling at that particular time, I think.

Audience Member: Harry escapes from Lockhart, so there is more than five seconds. He gets away from him and he feels victorious.

Selina: That’s because he feels at that point – Harry wants to get away, so the photo…

Audience Member: Oh okay.

Eric: Yeah, the impression was to get away, so the fact that the portrait Harry gets away was real-life Harry.

Audience Member: Right.

Eric: Anyway…

Audience Member: Thanks guys!

Eric: Yeah, thanks!


Audience Question: Deathly Hallows April Fool’s Joke


Andrew: Hello there!

Selina: Hi!

Micah: They could just use FaceTime.

Andrew: Keep Calm and…

Andrew and Audience Member: Tour Space.

Audience Member: It’s a StarKid thing.

Eric: Tour Space.

[Audience cheers]

Ben: Have you been listening for seven years? Please tell me you have.

[Andrew laughs]

Audience Member: Actually, I wanted to talk about that. Because I listened from the beginning, but I stopped listening when I was nine for, like, two years because you guys said that you read the seventh book, and I was nine and I believed you. And then it took you, like, three episodes to say that it was an April Fool’s joke.

[Andrew laughs]

Audience Member: And I was a gullible nine year old, so I stopped listening.

Andrew: [laughs] Awww.

[Audience responds with “w!”]

Audience Member: So, I just wanted to say that. Yeah. [laughs]

Andrew: Awww, I’m sorry that happened, but I’m glad you’re back now. [laughs]

Audience Member: But I’m still kind of disappointed that Neville didn’t run over Bellatrix with Sirius’s bike. That would have been really good.

[Audience laughs]

Audience Member: So – Molly was awesome, too. [laughs]

Andrew: [laughs] Thank you. Hello there.


Audience Question: Unforgivable Curses


Audience Member: Hi, my name is Elena. I have only been listening for the past three or four years. But one of my questions that’s been bothering me since the fourth book was when Mad-Eye Moody shows them the Unforgivable Curses in class. How do we not know he’s evil then? Because they said – it’s been said time and time again that you have to have evil intent to be able to cast an Unforgivable Curse, and he did all three right there in class.

Eric: I think for demonstration’s sake, too, you – I mean, you can channel the will to – I use the comparison for Snape. You guys can jump in here, but Snape was able to – look at Dumbledore, look at the relationship between Snape and Dumbledore, and Snape was still able to use the Killing Curse on him even though he looked up to Dumbledore. It was something that had to be done. Snape was particularly good at compartmentalizing his feelings and he could just channel, “Okay, will to kill. Got it.”

[Audience laughs]

Eric: Even on somebody that he didn’t necessarily hate, unless he was angry or was making him kill and that sort of thing. So, Mad-Eye Moody – let’s not forget – was an Auror, and you need to be able to ó in some cases, where the Killing Curse is permitted, you need to be able to do that. So, I’m sure he had extensive psychological training to be able to mean each of those curses, even though – I mean, unless he has something really against spiders.

[Audience laughs]

Eric: Which could be true, too.

Micah: I think it just comes down to choices.

Ben: [imitating Dumbledore] It is our choices, Harry.

[Audience laughs]

Ben: Or something like that.

Eric: I wondered when that was going to come up.


Re-reading the Harry Potter Series


Ben: So, I had a question for you guys. How many people have read the books, each of them, more than ten times?

[Audience cheers]

Micah: Wow.

Ben: Okay, when you read the books again, does it give you the same tingly feeling that you got when you read them the first time?

[Audience cheers]

Ben: Or time number fifteen, does it lose its luster?

Eric: I think, for me, there will always be those special moments. Like, at the end of Book 3, for me, when Sirius writes the letter to Harry, and then also, “Harry Potter has my permission to visit Hogsmeade as his guardian.”

[Audience cheers]

Andrew: That was awesome.

Eric: That, to me – that moment will always get me, everywhere, no matter where I am.

Ben: I thought – when they won the Quidditch Cup, I was like, “Yeah!”

[Audience laughs]


Audience Question: The Casual Vacancy Discussions


Andrew: All right, we have a few minutes left, so rapid fire questions to see if we can get through these.

Audience Member: Hi.

Andrew: Hi. Who are you? I have never seen you before.

[Audience laughs]

Audience Member: I’m Gina…

Andrew: Just kidding.

Audience Member: …from Chicago.

Andrew: Go ahead.

Audience Member: You guys just talked about how the fandom is going to intertwine with The Casual Vacancy.

Andrew: Mhm.

Audience Member: And I was wondering what you guys plan to do with The Casual Vacancy as a podcast, I should say.

Selina: Chapter-by-Chapter?

[Audience cheers]

Andrew: Wait, what was the question?

Audience Member: Do you plan to cover The Casual Vacancy?

Andrew: Well, we’re definitely going to do an episode, a general review episode. But outside of that, I don’t know exactly what we’re going to do. I mean, I’m sure there will be at least a couple of episodes. But we’ll still talk Harry Potter. It’s not like it’ll turn into “Casual Vacancy”-Cast overnight.

Eric: I think there’s going to in evidently be a more – after our initial review there’ll probably be an “Okay, so how many comparisons can we draw to Harry Potter?” Because I don’t think Jo will actually…

Audience Member: Well, you do it a lot with Game of Thrones and I like it, so…

Eric: J.K.R. might not intentionally leave any references to Harry Potter, if it’s a name or a location. I don’t think she’s the kind – she can distance herself from that kind of stuff. But ultimately the comparisons will be drawn because this is her next book.

Andrew: Yes.

Eric: We’re going to be looking for characters and comparing them and that kind of thing.

Micah: But really, she had to name her main character “Barry”?

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, come on!

Eric: From Harry to Barry.

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: Barry!

Micah: Barack with Harry?

Eric: Barry Fairbrother.

Andrew: The cover – but he’s dead. Somebody sent in a good theory saying, “Well, Barry dies right at the beginning of the book. Maybe it’s kind of reflective of J.K. Rowling -” did we read this e-mail on MuggleCast? Maybe it’s kind of reflective of J.K. Rowling moving on from Harry.


Audience Question: Future Books on Pottermore


Andrew: Okay, we actually have time for two more questions. Really quick. This guy right here. Yeah, you!

Audience Member: Oh yeah!

Andrew: Yeah!

Audience Member: All right! Hi, I’m Matthew. I’m from Georgia.

Ben: Nice robes!

Audience Member: Thank you! Slytherin for the win.

[Audience cheers]

Andrew: What is your question, sir?

Audience Member: Right. On the last episode, you were talking a lot about Pottermore, of course, and you mentioned how there’s a lot of information that isn’t going to be released because it spoils later books. So, do you think when we get to Book 6 and 7, we’re going to get a ton of information in each chapter? Or is it just going to be the same?

Andrew: I hope so. No, I think they have it all planned out at this point, really. Or at least probably half of the series by now. And I think they’re planning it out so there’s like three – every other chapter, maybe, there’s new information. Because that’s what it’s looking like right now.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: So what, we’ll get that in 2018? Around that time?

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, we’re looking like that. Wow.

Ben: I’m going to go ahead and call it right now. Twenty years from now, J.K. Rowling will write another Harry Potter book.

Andrew: Twenty years?

Ben: Twenty – she’ll take like – she’ll be in her sixties…

Selina: I agree. I think so.

Ben: …and she’s going to come back to it. I guarantee it.

Andrew: Yeah.

Selina: I think so, like a prequel book or something. Because…

[Audience cheers]

Ben: Yeah, you’ve got the Ben Schoen guarantee here. It’s golden.

Andrew: Remember at the Deathly Hallows premiere, just last year, she said, “This is the closest I’ve gotten -” oh okay. Sorry. “This is the closest I’ve gotten to wanting to write another Harry Potter book.” [laughs] Okay, really quick, and then we have one last thing to do. Really quick.


MuggleCast T-shirt Giveaway


Audience Member: Hi, I’ve been listening to you guys for five years. It’s my birthday today, and I’d just like to say this is the…

Andrew: Happy Birthday!

Audience Member: …best birthday ever!

Ben: Happy Birthday!

Micah: Happy Birthday!

[Audience cheers]

Andrew: Here is a birthday gift for you.

Eric: [stutters] But – this is a…

Andrew: A giveaway. Yeah! [laughs] Ben just said he’s going to…

Eric: Ben is not attached to his shirt.

Andrew: It’s her birthday. Here, we have a gift for you. This is the giveaway.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: And we also have one more surprise.

[Audience cheers]

Andrew: How old are you turning?

Audience Member: I’m fifteen today.

Andrew: Fifteen?

Eric: You’re fifteen?

Andrew: Awww! What does your shirt say?

Audience Member: It says “free hugs.”

Andrew: Oh, free hugs!

Selina: That’s so Hufflepuff! That’s perfect.

Andrew: Take the free hug.

Eric: She was eight when MuggleCast began.

Ben: Give her a hug, Eric.

Andrew: Okay…

[Audience applauds]


Happy Birthday Micah


Andrew: Okay, and we also have one more surprise. Speaking of birthdays, it is actually somebody’s birthday up here. Micah Tannenbaum is about to…

[Audience cheers]

Andrew: …celebrate a birthday. August 17th?

Andrew and Micah: Next week.

Ben: My birthday is the 24th, you jerk.

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: Oh, that’s true as well. That’s true as well.

Micah: Two birthdays!

Andrew: Well, okay…

Micah: We’ll celebrate together.

Andrew: We actually have a little surprise, if they’re going to come out right now. I don’t know.

Eric: Ooh. Let’s see if we have a…

Andrew: Okay. One, two, three.

[Everyone sings “Happy Birthday” to Micah]

[Audience cheers]

Eric: Happy birthday, Micah.

Andrew: We have a birthday card here. People have been signing it over the past few days.

Eric: Show it to the audience, it’s beautiful.

Andrew: Beautiful birthday card.

Eric: Beautiful artwork.

Andrew: If anybody…

Josee Leblanc: We’ve actually been carrying that card in your face for the past two days and you haven’t noticed.

Eric: Yes.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: I have not noticed.

Andrew: We will have it at the signing afterwards if anybody else wants to…

Josee: It was on the corner of the MuggleNet table yesterday. He was just right beside it.

Andrew: Yeah.

[Audience laughs]

Josee: He never noticed.

Micah: Oblivious.


Show Close


Andrew: Thank you, too, for organizing that and putting the card together. Thank you everybody for coming! It’s been a lot of fun.

[Audience cheers]

Andrew: We are going to be doing a signing over at – somewhere.

Micah: Southwest…

Andrew: Immediately after this.

Micah: Southwest Exhibit Hall.

Eric: One or two? It’s one or two. Find us!

Andrew: We’re going straight there. We’ll be more than happy to say hi to everybody, hang out with everybody. Sorry we didn’t get to the rest of the questions, guys.

Josee: And for those who haven’t signed the card, Andrew, maybe we can leave it out so that they can sign it? Because obviously we haven’t had the time to get everyone to sign it.

Eric: Yes, we’ll leave the book out for them to sign.

Andrew: And there goes the shirt into the audience. [laughs]

Eric: And there goes Ben’s shirt!

[Audience cheers]

Eric: Congratulations!

Andrew: All right, thanks everybody!

[Audience cheers]

Eric: Thank you all for seven magical years! Good night!

Transcript #255

MuggleCast 255 Transcript


Show Intro


[“Hedwig’s Theme” plays]

Andrew: Because it’s been five years since Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and we’re still ticking, this is MuggleCast Episode 255 for July 22nd, 2012.

[Show music begins]

Andrew: This week’s podcast is brought to you by Audible.com, the Internet’s leading provider of audiobooks, with more than 100,000 downloadable titles across all types of literature, including fiction, non-fiction, and periodicals. For a free audiobook of your choice, go to AudiblePodcast.com/MuggleCast.

[Show music continues]

Andrew: Welcome to MuggleCast Episode 255. This is actually take two because we forgot – or no, we didn’t forget. There were some audio glitches last time we recorded this, which was about two weeks ago. But that’s okay, we’re doing it again. Time has passed and things have changed, so some things we won’t even discuss because now it’s irrelevant.

Micah: It’s like that lost episode. What was that episode, again? I forget when…

Andrew: Oh yeah.

Eric: It was like thirteen, wasn’t it? It was…

Andrew: Yeah, it was early on.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: And we just skipped it, we skipped the episode number. And then our competitors accused us of just trying to up our episode count. We were like, “No, no. See, here’s the lost episode.” But why was it lost? Because we did recover it, so how was it – did we just re-record it? Was that it?

Eric: Maybe…

Andrew: Or just – oh, I think it was going to take an especially long amount of time to edit, I think, because somebody’s audio got lost or something.

Eric: Yeah, I think – there were episodes we re-recorded, too – like what we’re doing now – where we had to keep the episode because we totally lost it. I think…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: If I’m remembering correctly, thirteen, because it was like a big deal that it was thirteen and it was cursed – or maybe it was twelve – we were going to do a character discussion and instead we ended up talking about some big news that had just happened, which worked out for the better.

Micah: Could be.

Andrew: It happens.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Especially when you reach 255 episodes.

Eric: Oh gosh.

Micah: Yeah. I mean…

Andrew: Good God.

Micah: With all things considered, I think we’ve had a pretty smooth…

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: …run through 255 episodes.

Eric: Mhm.

Andrew: Yeah. In seven years there’s a couple of bumps in the road here and there.

Micah: Of course.

Eric: Fortunately we’re back.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: So, that’s…

Andrew: And we are celebrating the five-year anniversary of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows book release.

Eric: Yes, as we record this on July 21st, 2012. I cannot believe it’s been five years since the last Harry Potter book.

Andrew: Me neither.

Micah: And Episode 100.

Eric: And…

Andrew: Yes.

Eric: [laughs] Well, that’s true, too. Looking at that and doing the math, I’m like, “Wow, we’re so behind on episodes.”

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Eric: But we knew – actually, that was Episode 100, was when we really decided we’re going to taper down a little bit, I think. And…

Andrew: Yeah. So, we basically did 100 weeks in a row, which was good.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah, it’s crazy that it’s been five years, though. It just seems like time has absolutely flown by. And I think the big question back then was: will the Harry Potter fandom continue? And it completely has. It’s been as active as ever thanks to Pottermore, the movies…

Eric: The theme park.

Andrew: The theme park, of course.

Eric: The Exhibition and the Leavesden Studios.

Andrew: Yeah, that one’s really kept a-ticking.

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: And – hey, that was like the pre-game…

Andrew: No, it’s the theme park.

Eric: That was the pre-game for the studio tour, so…

Andrew: Right.

Micah: And the conventions.

Eric: Yeah.


Eric Attends Ascendio 2012


Andrew: Mhm. Speaking of that, Eric was just at Ascendio in Orlando.

Eric: Yes.

Andrew: How was that?

Eric: It was great. Micah was able to join us for the MuggleCast – I don’t want to call it a meet up, but it was like a presentation that was done there, just looking over the seven years of Harry Potter podcasting. And Micah was able to add his thoughts during it. We had about maybe 50 to 100 people show up for that, and that was actually a pretty good turnout because our meet up wasn’t on any of the books. And Ascendio itself was really nice. You guys have been to the Royal Pacific Resort on Universal property. The Portofino Bay at the other end is – it’s grander in scale but it’s super – I want to say silent. It’s quiet, it’s relaxing, it’s done up like an Italian villa. And honestly, the con was kind of themed like if the Malfoy family went on vacation.

Andrew: Oh neat, neat.

Eric: Yeah, everybody put themselves out there. This con was really for me, it was about putting yourself out there.

Micah: And you were there in your own performance though, weren’t you?

Eric: Yes. [laughs] The play Mischief Managed – we had mentioned this a couple of episodes ago on the show – went really well. It was about James Potter and the Marauders during their school years, so that went well, too.

Micah: I was just going to say that I really liked some of the photos that I saw from the MuggleCast meet up where I was tagged as the computer.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: Because my voice was coming over Skype. Was it a bit like the voice of God in a way?

Andrew: You always have the voice of God.

[Micah laughs]

Eric: Yeah, I really don’t – it’s synonymous now. I’m just like, “What do you mean it was a bit like?”


Announcement: LeakyCon 2012


Andrew: Well, let’s move on to some – well, actually speaking of that, we are going to be at LeakyCon. We have been plugging this for thirty years, it sounds like. LeakyCon is August 9th to the 12th in Chicago, Illinois. We’re all going to be there, us three, including Selina [laughs] who we should have invited on the podcast today, come to think of it.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Andrew: It’s going to be in Chicago, Illinois. I think registration is almost sold out, but they just announced that StarKid is going to be premiering basically “A Very Potter Three-quel” there. It’s called, A Very Potter Senior Year. Registration is open now, you can go to LeakyCon.com and click “Register Now” at the top. And if there is a referral box or something, let them know MuggleCast sent you.

Micah: Yeah. And speaking of our podcast, we actually know the day and time that we will be doing our show.

Andrew: Ooh!

Micah: It’s going to be Friday, August 10th from 1:00 to 1:50 – even though it’ll probably go to about 2:00 or so – on the main stage. And earlier that day, we’ll also be doing a meetup. It’s going to be in the Southwest Exhibit Hall from 11:00 AM to 12:00 PM. So, you have the meetup first from 11:00 to 12:00, and then from 1:00 to 1:50 we’ll be on the main stage doing our podcast, primarily I think looking back at seven years of podcasting. Right, guys?

Andrew: Yeah, and talking about – maybe if there’s new Chamber of Secrets stuff opened up we’ll talk about that. We’ll talk about other news. We’ll take questions from the [yawns] – excuse me, it’s still early here. We’ll take questions from the audience, et cetera, et cetera.

Eric: These live shows are always a great opportunity to hear from the audience. I know it’s kind of been a long time since we’ve done voicemails on the show, but just being able to look at our listeners – and they have questions and maybe still unresolved theories. It’s a great time. And last…

Andrew: Look into their eyes.

Eric: [laughs] Last time Evanna Lynch showed up, so that was cool.

Andrew: Oh right, right. One other thing I was – on the last episode – actually, maybe I didn’t because this episode got lost – I moderated a Harry Potter panel at Comic-Con and it went very well. I was a bit worried because it was the very last panel of the day. It was – I mean, there were other panels going on at the same time, but it was the last time slot of the day. It was 4 PM on Sunday and after five days of madness, I just didn’t think many people were going to show up. But it was a packed room, a very large room as well, and we had a fantastic time. So, anybody who is listening right now and attended, thank you for attending. It was great and it proved that the Harry Potter fandom is still far from over because – a huge turnout.

Micah: Well, clearly they should have moved you earlier…

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: …just based on the fact that that many people stayed until the end.

Andrew: Exactly. And actually this panel has been moved into a bigger and bigger room every year. This was definitely the biggest room yet. I just think they’re unsure about it because it’s Harry Potter, but it went really well.

Eric: So, you were on that panel with Melissa and others?

Andrew: No…

Eric: Oh.

Andrew: …Melissa wasn’t the… Alex Carpenter, Joey Richter from StarKid, Gred and Forge – the wizard rock band, somebody from the International Quidditch Association…

Micah: Heidi, ri…?

Andrew: Somebody from FanFiction.net – no, Heidi wasn’t there.

Eric: Yeah, Heidi was going to and then she stayed back at Ascendio.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: And I saw Alex last night, actually, so it’s pretty funny.

Andrew: Yeah. So, it was a good time. Very well done. A very great turnout.

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News: The Casual Vacancy Book Cover and Page Count Released


Andrew: Let’s get to the news now. There are some very interesting stories to talk about, and now that the – actually, I asked some of these questions at the panel and I got answers I was not happy with.

Eric: Oh.

Andrew: So, I’ll have to bring those up, too. So, go ahead, Micah. Talk – bring us through the news.

Micah: Yeah, so since our last episode J.K. Rowling released the cover and the page count for The Casual Vacancy and I’m sure we’ll talk a little bit about the cover shortly. But the page count is 512 pages long, so I think it just about matches Half-Blood Prince, right? Right around that area. And the book itself is retailing in hardcover for $35. I’m sure people can get it discounted at Amazon.com and other places. And, as we know, it’s going to be released on September 27th, but the big news is the cover. It looks like a ballot box with an X mark in it with some cool Microsoft Word type font [laughs] that says, “The Casual Vacancy.” What are your guys’ thoughts? Anything that you can take away from the cover?

Andrew: It’s very – it’s an adult book cover. That’s really what the big takeaway is from it. I mean, but I really like it. And some people pointed out, “Oh, it’s red and yellow, just like Gryffindor colors.”

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Andrew: But – no, I’m happy with it. I like the cover. I’m excited to hold it.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: This is one that I’m excited to actually physically hold.

Eric: And it’s…

Micah: I actually like, Eric, your cover a lot better, to be honest with you, that you created for April Fool’s Day.

Eric: Oh, thank you, Micah. You’re too kind. Yeah, maybe I should go and write them and get some kind of limited edition…

Micah: You’d think she could invest in a better, more visual cover.

Eric: No – well, this is visual…

Andrew: Oh, it’s got nothing to do with that.

Eric: This is perfect for the genre. I think, on our previous show that we lost, take one of this episode, I pointed you guys towards the Raymond Chandler book, The Big Sleep and the cover of it that I have is the same exact color, really. It’s considered to be one of the biggest detective novels of all time. Definitely launched the genre, and it’s very similar in typeface: shaky words and a single item, in which that case it’s a gun, this time it’s a voting ballot. So, I just think that it’s a standard type of book cover for the genre, so I think it fits perfectly. And the other point that I brought up – I’ll bring it up again because I just think it was good – was that, remember when five years ago today, in fact, we got the seventh Harry Potter book, and for a couple of weeks you’d be walking around outside seeing people maybe in the park or on public transit carrying these big Deathly Hallows – very orange, I think it was. The cover in America was orange – books. Well, just think, come September 27th this year, everybody is going to be carrying around these big yellow, red books.

Andrew: Yeah, I hope so.

Eric: And just like before, it was a sense of common identity. You’re like, “Oh, you’re a Harry Potter fan too.” People who you just don’t know are carrying around these whopping Harry Potter books. It’s going to be the same thing all over again. I’m looking really forward to that.

Andrew: Yeah, and I mean, right now I’m at the beach, I’m on planes and stuff, blah, blah, blah, and all I see is Fifty Shades of Grey

[Eric makes a disparaging sound]

Andrew: …and that black and silver cover. It’s time for something more refreshing. This is a direct strike at the number of Casual Vacancy – oh sorry, Fifty Shades of Grey covers that are out there.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: It’s ludicrous.

Eric: Oh my God.

Micah: I think people are used…

Eric: Have you read it?

Andrew: I’ve read parts.

Eric: Oh okay.

Andrew: The sexy parts. I…

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Micah: I think though, as a group, we’re kind of more used to the visual Mary GrandPrÈ style of covers at least, because that’s all we’ve known from J.K. Rowling in the past, and so we’re looking for covers to be more revealing as to what’s going to happen in the story. You can actually sit down with one of her book covers and look through and kind of pick out pieces of the story that it’s detailing. And I think, especially with the cover – and I’m just using this as an example – Prisoner of Azkaban, how much detail is in a cover like that. You really kind of have to sit down and look through, whereas this, Andrew, you pointed out, is a much more adult-style book cover. Maybe similar to what we would’ve seen in the U.K. adult versions of Harry Potter, just having kind of that single object. Yeah.

Eric: Well, I think covers are good for one thing. I mean, I know it is just an interpretation of the artist too, is the other thing. We sat down and discussed when the Deathly Hallows cover came out, “Are they in a coliseum?” that kind of thing, “Are they back in the Department of Mysteries?” – no, they were at Hogwarts, but we weren’t counting on Hogwarts being completely demolished to the ground to where there’s just pillars left. So, we still didn’t know. And with your Prisoner of Azkaban cover they’re on a hippogriff, but hippogriffs hadn’t been introduced yet so we just think they’re on a bird or an eagle or something. You don’t know the full story, at least with this cover – cover art, we know…

Andrew and Eric: There’s no questions.

Eric: [laughs] Well, we guess – we can kind of figure there will be an election, right? But that part was in the book summary which was released. So, it really…

Andrew: Yeah. Here’s…

Eric: I think they’re just kind of trying to focus on the content of the book itself. It makes me want the book more, I think. That there is…

Micah: I’m just saying we’re a very analytical group by nature.

Eric: Oh certainly.

Micah: And to your point, we’ve spent episodes upon episodes discussing book covers and what their relevance is, and so when you see a cover like that there is very little you can really draw from it other than it’s a ballot box with a check mark in it…

[Eric laughs]

Micah: …or an X mark in it. And the other thing that’s important here that I know, Andrew, you wrote a whole article about was that the name of the main character changed. It went from being Barry Fairweather to Barry Fairbrother. And not really much of an explanation as to why. Just all of a sudden the main character changes. Although, how relevant to the actual text he’s going to be, I guess we’ll find out. I don’t think he’s going to appear that much because it seems like he dies very early on in the story.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Yeah. I think what happened here was – first of all, there’s no way this was a mistake.

Eric: [laughs] What?

[Micah laughs]

Eric: Question everything.

Andrew: Yeah, because Little Brown – it’s Little Brown, right? They said, “Oh, his last name is actually Fairbrother, not Fairweather. This was an error on our part.” But you have to think, this summer, where the Barry Fairweather name went through so many different people, went through J.K. Rowling’s people, went through Little Brown’s people, went through agencies, went through editors – I mean, how could everybody have missed Fairweather? So, I just do not believe that this was a mistake. I think what happened was, it was written as Fairweather and then there was some legal issue that came up, or they were looking ahead to possible movie rights or something, and they said, “Well, we’re not going to be able to use Fairweather,” so then they changed it Fairbrother. And in order to not create – stir the pot any further they just said, “Oh, it’s just a typo.”

Eric: Maybe he was that small a character though [laughs] that everybody didn’t really know his real name.

Andrew: It’s just hilarious that the one character that we know about so far, his name was screwed up.

Eric: [laughs] Had a name change. Exactly.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: We know nothing about this book. [laughs]

Andrew: And so this was announced, like Micah said, when the cover was released and I’m looking – yeah, the iTunes description still says…

Eric: [laughs] Fairweather?

Andrew: …”Barry Fairweather.” And I bet it still does on Amazon as well because everybody is just like, “What the heck?!”

Micah: Well, I remember when we saw J.K. Rowling at Radio City Music Hall, she was kind of still figuring out what the title of Deathly Hallows was going to be. She had a couple of ideas in the back of her mind. I remember her saying that she was thinking about it in the shower…

Eric: [laughs] Yes, I remember that too.

Micah: …and she changed it.

Andrew: Ooh.

Micah: Yeah, hey. And…

Eric: She said that morning.

Micah: So, it’s certainly possible that this could have been something that she was debating for a long period of time, but the fact that it got as far as it did – eventually, through her, we found out what the other potential titles for Deathly Hallows were going to be. But I just feel like – and I agree with what Andrew said, that you can’t allow something like this to go to publication, and then a couple of weeks later say, “Oh by the way, the name of the main character? We screwed that up.”

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: There’s just too much oversight.

Eric: She’s got a Twitter, and…

Micah: [laughs] Oh geez.

Eric: …if I had all the energy in me, I would be begging her to tweet more. But she had the opportunity, the means established, to communicate.

Andrew: This is straight out of the book of Pottermore. I mean, it’s almost like…

Eric: If an error had been made, they could have been vocal a lot sooner. Now, like you said, they’re going to have to fight a battle – well, if they pick their battle – to fix iTunes and Amazon, which are still broadcasting it as Fairweather, when the publisher itself said, “No, his name is Fairbrother.” They’re still fighting that because they let it sit out there so long with the wrong title. But you could be right. I think it’s due to legal trouble. I think somebody named Fairweather threatened to sue. That’s what I think.

Andrew: Let’s move on. What else is there to – oh, one other thing real quick. On Hypable, we did this fun gallery. We photoshopped the Harry Potter covers. We recreated them as if they were made in the style of the Casual Vacancy cover.

Eric: I saw this. This was cool.

Andrew: Yeah, it turned out really well. And it was so funny because people actually really liked the covers.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: I’m telling you, you have a business here, Andrew.

Andrew: But we only spent like a half hour making them. And it just goes to show you…

Micah: So did the people at The Casual Vacancy.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: That’s exactly my point. That just goes to show you how simple the Casual Vacancy cover actually was.

Eric: I think we just insulted an artist. Some artist is sitting there in the world, and when he hears our critique, he’s going to be like, “No! That was the best ballot box ever!”

Andrew: Yeah. The one comment I did not expect on this article is, “Oh, I’d actually really want to buy these.” [laughs] I did not expect that at all. So, that was cool. If you go to Hypable, you can do a search for “Harry Potter Casual Vacancy book covers,” something like that. It’ll show up. Anyway, let’s move on now.


News: Slytherin Gets Early Access to Pottermore Book 2


Eric: Pottermore!

Micah: Well, the other big piece of news was that Chamber of Secrets has now opened on Pottermore. Slytherin, who won the House Cup for the inaugural year of Pottermore, got early access – only 24 hours of early access – to Chamber of Secrets. And I know on the last episode, which is now lost, we were kind of debating when this was all going to open up.

Andrew: And I was right.

Micah: Yeah, you were.

Andrew: For the record.

Micah: You said about a week or so, right?

Andrew: Yeah. We knew it was inni – immi – immin – imminimminimminent.

Eric: [laughs] It was the first day of Ascendio, I think. It was that morning. [laughs] It opened up, and I was like, “Well, I won’t get to that this weekend.”

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: But oh well.

Andrew: So, what do you guys – is that what we’re talking about first? Chamber of Secrets?

Eric: Well, hang on…

Andrew: Guide us, Micah. Be our leader.

Eric: Okay, so the book opened, right, but we only have four chapters, right?

Andrew: Right.

Eric: You can’t…

Andrew: Which was a bit of a let down.

Eric: What is that? What are they doing? It’s one thing to taper the books off and not give us any release dates. Then when they say Chamber of Secrets is going to open, and it opens, but it’s only the first four chapters – what are they doing?

Andrew: Well, they said that the next four, I think, are coming soon and then they’ll release the rest in the third part. Or maybe it’s more than four in the second part.

Eric: But they’re toying with us!

Andrew: I know.

Eric: Andrew, I just feel like my heart is on a string and they’re dangling it in front of a three-headed dog or something.

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah. On the other hand though, I think it is good to space it out in three parts, because otherwise people will blow through the whole thing in an hour and then they have to wait another six months for Prisoner of Azkaban. That’s just a guess. I don’t know if that’s when POA is coming out.

Eric: I guess I can see that.

Andrew: You know, I was pretty impressed with the first four chapters. One of the first things I noticed was – is this what we’re talking about, Micah? Or should we talk about Slytherin first or something?

Micah: No, no, just keep going. That’s fine.

Andrew: Okay. I need you as our leader. One of the first things I noticed was the artwork. I think the artwork is very much improved. There are some beautiful pieces of Harry and Dobby, Harry in the Dursley’s backyard, Number Four Privet Drive – the front of it, just some really nice artwork that I think was a step up over Sorcerer’s Stone.

Eric: Now, I have a question about Harry and Dobby in this artwork, because didn’t J.K. Rowling say – now, I haven’t seen this Chamber of Secrets yet so maybe that of course would answer it ñ but didn’t Jo say that these artworks, these scenes, wouldn’t have characters in them simply because she doesn’t want to…

Andrew: Well, they don’t.

Eric: She doesn’t want to interfere with people’s interpretation. So…

Andrew: Yes, they do, but you never see their faces.

Eric: Oh, so it’s like the back of their head or…

Andrew: Right. Always the back of the head, or in the case of Dobby you see the top of his head and you see his long nose but you don’t really see his facial features.

Eric: Okay.

Andrew: Which is cool.

Micah: But I think in the fourth chapter, though, you get a pretty good look at Draco Malfoy if you zoom in to the fight that’s going on in Flourish and Blotts.

Andrew and Eric: Hmmm.

Andrew: But is it – let me look. Oh yeah, I see what you mean. But his beautiful blonde hair is kind of covering up – oh. Yeah, I see what you mean. Hmmm.

Eric: Yeah, it could be – it’s probably just an old decision that they’ve since revised, you know?

Micah: Well, one thing – go ahead.

Eric: Go ahead.

Micah: Finish.

Andrew: There is a book covering his face, actually.

Eric: Oh okay. Yeah, I think that…

Micah: Well, one thing…

Eric: Sorry.

[Micah laughs]

Eric: Go ahead.

Micah: No, it’s fine. Just finish.

Eric: Yeah, one of those stylistic choices that they made was to still keep it open, because they had to illustrate – a lot of this had to be illustrated, but they still wanted people’s own imagination to take over for the characters, so that’s why I remember. So, when you were saying, “There was Harry,” I was like, “Oh, how does that work?” But that’s cool.

Micah: One thing that I really took away from the first four chapters was that it’s very clear that this is being made for people who are experiencing the books possibly for the first time. And the reason why I say that is because there’s not a whole lot of new information in these first four chapters. There’s a couple of cool little games that they have where you have to keep the cake from hitting the floor when Aunt Petunia makes the cake and the Masons are over visiting. So, you have to play that little game. And then there’s also a game where you can de-gnome the Weasleys’ garden, which is fun. Probably the most fun of anything in those four chapters, because you can throw garden gnomes into the wall. But I really got that feeling overall that this is being made for somebody who is going through and experiencing the books for the first time. And we can talk a little bit about the new information that’s provided. It wasn’t a whole lot. The first was a little bit about technology in the wizarding world and how wizards use technology. Not to say that they can’t, but they don’t really have any interest in it because they have sort of an alternate means of doing the things that we need technology for. And then the second bit, which was more canon, was about the Malfoys and their backstory. And you get a real sense that the Malfoys actually had a very good relationship with Muggles early on, and they liked being a part of high class society and associating themselves with wealthier, regular, everyday people. They didn’t have to be wizards, but that perception on their end kind of changed over the years. It was really only to whatever benefited the Malfoy family at the end of the day. So, there’s some cool new pieces of information, but overall I didn’t think it was that satisfactory for the average fan.

Andrew: Yeah, it was structured very much – when I started taking notes it was very clear that the order of everything was very delicate. It was kind of like: game, new material, game, new material, game, new material. Now, what do you guys think of the addition of mini games? This is something I don’t think we really saw in Sorcerer’s Stone. Like Micah said, the de-gnoming and there was the other one to keep Aunt Petunia’s cake afloat.

Eric: Was this something you used the arrow keys for? How is this…

Andrew: No. It’s with the mouse. The de-gnoming was fun, but the physics were a bit weird, so you kind of had to practice to get the gnomes over the hedge…

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: …which is the goal of the game.

Eric: Cleared thirty yards!

Andrew: Yeah, and the keeping the cake afloat, it was just sort of clicking, clicking, clicking. So, that really didn’t require much skill…

Eric: Okay.

Andrew: …if you will.

Eric: I mean, I like that they’re trying new things, right?

Andrew: Yeah, exactly. It was a fun little thing. But I’ve got to say, in between these – these were the four highlights: the game for Aunt Petunia – the cake – the new material from Jo about technology, the game to de-gnome the garden, and then the new material from J.K. Rowling about the Malfoy family. And then there was one other thing where you had to click ingredients in a particular order. But that was it. Some of the moments were, again, like Sorcerer’s Stone struggled with, so boring. There was no new material, no games, barely anything to collect. There were a couple of things to collect, but as we’ve spoken about before, you collect these things and it’s like, “Okay, what am I doing this for?”

Micah: Absolutely.

Andrew: Did you experience this too, Micah?

Micah: Yeah, that’s one of the major questions I think a lot of people have, is you’re collecting all these different ingredients or you’re collecting these books. You’re collecting these Frog cards, or Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans. What is the purpose? What’s the end game for all that stuff that you’re collecting? Just to collect and have in your trunk? I don’t really understand it. So, I think that overall, because I don’t really care about technology and if wizards use it or not. It just lacked. People have been waiting so long to get into this book, especially the beta testers. I mean, you’re talking almost a year [laughs] at this point. So, I thought it was kind of underwhelming. I don’t want to be a downer in the sense that it wasn’t cool to get the backstory on the Malfoys, or to play those mini games. But like you said, I think there’s so much more from an informational standpoint that they could have done in those chapters, because every chapter is really broken down into three parts. And when you’re clicking through, and you’re zooming in and out, I just feel like there’s little pieces maybe that they could have thrown in. There’s information that’s there on characters and places and spells and things like that, but it’s not anything new to a person who has read the series. It’s just kind of – if Hedwig is there, this is who Hedwig is. And it’s nothing more, there’s no kind of backstory. So, I feel like there could be little pieces that are filled in more that would kind of complete it a little bit better, if that makes any sense.

Andrew: I agree. It’s something I think they’re always going to struggle with, because the whole concept of Pottermore I’m not sure is the best, something they can entirely fix. But look, I’m not going to sit here – I’m done putting down Pottermore, guys.

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Andrew: We’ve done it for a year and that’s enough. [laughs]

Eric: No, I’m excited – I mean, on that note, if you’re – I think that the Muggles and technology piece will interest me. Anything from Jo will interest me. But…

Andrew: Why haven’t you done it yet, Eric?

Eric: I haven’t completed Book 1 yet, so I can’t.

Andrew: Oh. Yeah, that’s the other thing. Some people have been saying to me, like – I feel like Pottermore tech support sometimes. I get these @ replies at least once a day.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: Like, “How do you do this?” And a lot of people have been asking, “Why can’t I get into Chamber of Secrets?” and that’s exactly why. You have to complete Sorcerer’s Stone first, and the problem is half the people have not completed Sorcerer’s Stone, because after they get Sorted, they’re just like, “Oh okay.”

Eric: That was me. And I had a con to attend, as we’ve said before. But again, on that positive note, I did want to say, since you said there were four highlights of the first four chapters of Goblet of Fire, that’s roughly…

Andrew: Chamber of Secrets.

Eric: Or Chamber of Secrets. That’s roughly one good thing per chapter. And there are two hundred chapters in the Harry Potter books. One hundred ninety-eight, actually. So, maybe there really will be…

Andrew: There is a lot they have to do.

Micah: Well…

Eric: Maybe…

Andrew: I see what you’re saying.

Eric: Yeah, I’m saying…

Micah: I think…

Eric: Well, in general, if there is one cool thing per chapter in Pottermore, it could still…

Micah: It wasn’t per chapter, though.

Andrew: Yeah, it wasn’t per chapter.

Eric: Well, it wasn’t per chapter but I’m saying if it evens out. The first four chapters of Chamber of Secrets, you find four cool things about it, then maybe Pottermore could still be a success once all the books are done.

Micah: And yeah, Andrew, I agree with what you said. I’m not going to sit here and downplay the site any more. I think it’s very easy to criticize, especially because we’re more than the average fan, so I think we’re expecting more going into it than what it was really created for, and that is for people who are experiencing it for the first time. I mean, you have such a wide range of individuals who are going to be logging on to the site. And a lot of them have read the series more than once, are passionate about it, they want the new information. But at the end of the day, it was designed for, in a lot of cases, a younger kid who is going through and is experiencing this, free of charge, for the first time. And so I guess you can’t really knock that too much. Just this last bit on Pottermore, I thought it was kind of interesting that Slytherin got early access to Chamber of Secrets. Anybody else?

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Why is that?

Micah: Well, because the heir of Slytherin opened the Chamber of Secrets.

Andrew: Ahhh.

Eric: You’re saying it was rigged?

Micah: I’m just saying.

Andrew: Hmmm.

Micah: But I will say, I did like how they were able to make the house points invisible, in a way, about a week or so before the House Cup was announced so that people couldn’t see who was in the lead. And obviously all the houses were really getting after it, and Slytherin came out the winner. And they did a cool job announcing, I thought, with all of the different banners. And I did say on Twitter, back on June 25th before anything was official, I thought that the house that won the House Cup was going to get early access. I wonder if they’ll continue to do that, moving forward.

Andrew: You’re right. Yeah, I mean, it’s cool. Some people were disappointed because it was only 24 hours advance notice. Or 24 hours…

Eric: And they didn’t give a date, too. So, they were like, “Yes, you’ll get…”

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: “…24 hours before everybody else, but we’re not going to tell you when it is.”

Micah: Twenty-four to only four chapters, by the way. [laughs]

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah.

Eric: Yeah. But…

Andrew: Okay…

Eric: What was I going to say? Oh yeah, the other funny thing about Slytherin winning the House Cup is that Slytherin had a long history of winning the House Cup every year until Harry came to Hogwarts. So, that was pretty cool.

MuggleCast 255 Transcript (continued)


News: Deathly Hallows Ultimate Editions Announced


Micah: Another interesting piece of news: there was an announcement that the Ultimate Editions for Deathly Hallows: Parts 1 and 2 are going to be released. We don’t have an official date, but Amazon Germany listed October, generally, as a time where it’s going to be released there, so it’s possible that it’s released in the U.S. before. But a little bit of a suspect timing because you would expect that they would have been released before the Wizard’s Collection, and now the fact that they’re being made might deter some people from going out there and purchasing this Wizard’s Collection because it’s really a lot of the Ultimate Editions rolled into this collector’s set.

Andrew: Yeah, and one of the things they announced, actually, recently – we haven’t discussed either – is there’s a new one-on-one interview with J.K. Rowling and the series’ screenwriter Steve Kloves. And this is just like the one-on-one between Harry Potter and Dan Radcliffe. I don’t know when they shot this, but I am so excited because…

Micah: You mean J.K. Rowling?

Andrew: Huh?

Micah: You said Harry Potter and Dan Radcliffe. [laughs]

Andrew: Oh right.

Micah: Which would be an interesting conversation.

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Andrew: That would be a very interesting conversation.

Eric: I imagine it being like Smeagol in Lord of the Rings, only it’s…

Andrew: I think this was around the same time as the Dan Radcliffe/J.K. Rowling one because…

Micah: It looks the same.

Andrew: Yeah, exactly. Exactly. But it looks so good and there’s a little sample clip online they released already, where J.K. Rowling and Steve Kloves are talking about the trio and writing the trio, and they dive a little bit into Ron and how he grew. I just think this is fantastic because you have the book writer and the movie writer, one-on-one, no other interviewer. Amazing. I’m so excited for that.

Eric: The stories about those two first meeting, I think that David Heyman told even too, Jo was so nervous meeting Steve Kloves because here is this guy who is going to literally tear apart her writing and write his own stuff.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: But they connected instantly. So, that will be evident I think in this interview.

Micah: And he’s American, so that might have scared her even more.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Does it justify the $350 to $575 cost? I don’t know. But it will be interesting.


Announcement: LeakyCon 2012


Andrew: So, that is it for news. Just a quick reminder: again, we’re going to be at LeakyCon in Chicago, August 9th to the 12th. We’re going to be a live podcast which will be released. That will be our next – that will be Episode 256. And we will also be doing a meetup there. They’re calling it a signing, but it’s a meetup. And those are the two things – I think MuggleNet is also going to have a booth in the vendor room, right?

Eric: Yeah, yeah.

Andrew: And there’s going to be a lot of MuggleNet staff there.

Eric: Yeah. If not everybody, then most everybody.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Eric: Micah has been working on the travel stuff [laughs] and it’s pretty intense.

Andrew: Cool. I’m looking forward to seeing everybody, and they can all throw apples at me.

Eric: Apples?

Micah: No.

Eric: Like MacBooks?

Andrew: Bananas? I don’t know. What do you throw at somebody you despise?

Eric: Oh, they don’t despise you.

Micah: Nobody despises you.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: I’m pretty sure we all have Hypable set to our homepage.

Andrew: Hey, listen, listen, I just hope there better be – if there is a MuggleNet party, I better damn well be invited.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: You’re hosting it, didn’t you know? [laughs]

Eric: Yeah, didn’t you? [laughs]

Andrew: Oh, I’m hosting the MuggleNet party? Oh. So anyway, that’s the main thing we wanted to just plug. That’s really the last thing coming up for us for the summer.

Eric: Yeah.


Pottermore Discussion: What Do We Want to Learn More About in Book 2?


Andrew: But the rest of the show, we’re going to talk more about Pottermore, and this is something we talked about on the first take of this episode but then it changed since we got the first few chapters. We want to talk about what we want to learn more about in Chamber of Secrets and we have a small list here to go through.

Eric: So, you say Pottermore currently ends at Flourish and Blotts?

Andrew: Chapter 4.

Eric: Is that the Flourish and Blotts chapter?

Micah: I believe so.

Eric: Yeah. I mean, I think it’s called…

Micah: Or it might not be…

Eric: …”Flourish and Blotts.”

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Oh okay. Yeah.

Andrew: I think that’s right. Yeah, it is called – it’s called “At Flourish and Blotts.”

Eric: Yes! Memory! Woo!

Andrew: So, there’s a couple of things we wanted – what we hope to see in Chamber of Secrets going forward. New material, specifically. The first person: Gilderoy Lockhart.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: And we actually…

Micah: The Harry Potter series’ metrosexual, I think we’ve called him in the past.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Andrew: Have we really? That’s fantastic.

Micah: I think we have, yeah, on an older episode, when we did a character analysis of him.

Andrew: That’s fantastic.

Eric: I think at one point he is described as having very effeminate hands or something, but that’s the only thing I can remember that has anything to do with why we would have mentioned that before.

Andrew: What would you like to hear about him in Pottermore? More of his stories of his actual travels, maybe a sample from a couple of his books?

Eric: Yeah, both! Both of the above. I want to know how he was able to – I mean, because really it’s not – it’s a conscious decision to steal somebody else’s work, and the only thing about him that’s real is that little bit that we get in the Harry Potter books. In Chamber of Secrets, when he’s about to wipe Harry’s memory clean. At the very, very, very end, where he’s like, “I wouldn’t have gotten anywhere if people didn’t think I’d actually done that stuff,” time to die, that kind of thing. That was so short, but the little bit of Lockhart that we got there was very scary, very evil, and I’d like to know more about that guy that we only – most of the time it’s this public facade. “Oh, you’ve got to help me sign my fan mail, Harry.” We need to know…

Micah: Well, I think he really believes that though, in a way. He’s very pompous in that sense, isn’t he?

Eric: Yeah, he’s just such an interesting character and really the – when he was revisited, many people – it’s easy to forget this. In St. Mungo’s, in Book 5, he does make an appearance. But it just seems like that wasn’t enough resolution. I still want to know more about that character. He’s just one of the several very well-written characters who only serves a purpose in one of the books, but stays with you forever. So, I want to know more about him.

Micah: Yeah, I think backstory, definitely. That’s what everybody wants, at the end of day. How did he come to be that type of an individual? What House was he in? What did he learn that allowed him to overpower such accomplished wizards…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: …and be able to perform these Memory Charms? Certainly, some of them would have provided some level of resistance to what he was trying to do and then, like you were saying, Eric, what happened to him? Because we don’t hear anything about him after Order of the Phoenix. Did he just spend his life wandering around St. Mungo’s or did he recover part of his memory, all of his memory? What’s the deal?

Andrew: Another thing people are looking forward to or hoping for is Dobby, and even though we’re introduced to Dobby in the first four chapters of Chamber of Secrets, we do see him – like I mentioned earlier, there’s the artwork of Dobby but we don’t get any actual new material. I think there’s a small character page that has basic information but it’s all things we’ve already learned. So, when could we learn about Dobby?

Eric: [sighs] You know…

Micah: It may not be until Deathly Hallows, ultimately, because…

Andrew: Hmmm.

Micah: …I don’t know if you’re allowed, from an editorial standpoint, to put in things that haven’t occurred yet in the series. I think we touched on this on the episode that we recorded previously. Are you allowed to include that kind of information? Because you don’t want to give away the fact that a character is killed six books later or five books later.

Eric: Well, there are things they can say that don’t involve – prior to his death, [laughs] Dobby was this great elf. But it’ll just stink if that’s true, Micah. It’ll just stink seeing Dobby in Book 4 with S.P.E.W. and all these other books. He’s in it like every book. I don’t want to say he’s annoying, but to keep seeing him pop up and to not have any more backstory on him would be troublesome. However, we don’t even actually know that he belongs to the Malfoy family until the end of this book. So, what I would like to know more about regarding Dobby is what life was like for him at the Malfoy Manor, before he very obviously left, and I don’t think we’ll get that until the end of the book. But I do fully expect it at the end of this book because once it’s revealed that Dobby is the Malfoy’s house-elf, I think she could tell us a lot of stuff – again, without spoiling the fact of his fate of what happens in later books – because it’s all backstory, so it wouldn’t get in the way necessarily.

Micah: Yeah. No, that’s a good point.

Andrew: Tom Riddle’s diary. Now, this is something else that we’re introduced to in the first four chapters of the actual book…

Eric: Ooh.

Andrew: …but there’s really no mention of it. I think in this case, though, it is a little too early to be learning about Tom Riddle’s diary. Definitely…

Micah: Because it’s a Horcrux?

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Well, because it’s a Horcrux and because it plays a larger role later in the book, and maybe for spoiler purposes you don’t want to learn about this until Harry learns about it.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: So, maybe towards the end when he does realize – or maybe when it’s destroyed. Maybe that’s when J.K. Rowling will divulge a little bit more information about it.

Eric: I don’t want to sound sexist here, but I’ve always wondered why Tom Riddle, the darkest, evil-most wizard ever, kept a diary.

Andrew: Even the manliest of men have their own little…

Eric: Well, it is – it could be a journal, right? But that might just be something that kids that age – that British young men, strapping young lads did, was kept a journal. But it’s always been interesting to me because I just didn’t see him as much of an introvert. Well, maybe I did. Never mind.

Andrew: How about Aragog?

Eric: People hate Aragog.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, I don’t want to learn more about him. I don’t really care.

Eric: People really don’t like Aragog.

Andrew: Maybe some history about the Forbidden Forest or living in the Forbidden Forest. Maybe that would be interesting, but I’ve always just been turned off by Aragog. I’m scared just as much as Ron is of him.

Eric: Somebody said to me the other day, too, “My favorite part in Movie 6 is when the spider is dead.” I’m like, “That’s not even…”

Andrew: That’s your favorite part?

Eric: Yeah! “When the spider is dead, because then I can relax and sleep better at night.” And I’m like, “Well, okay.” They were like, “Yeah, the third, fourth, fifth movies I was all really uncomfortable because I thought the spider was going to come out, and then when it died I was like…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: …okay, thank God.” So, I don’t know. People really don’t like Aragog. Yeah, there’s not much to tell – I guess that’s…

Micah: Yeah, I think we got a lot of his story, right, in the book?

Eric: In the books, in the books. His story, as much as we need to know. Maybe I’d like to know why he just wants to eat Harry and Ron. “Goodbye, friends of Hagrid. We will not deny flesh when it comes so willingly into our forest,” what kind of made him an asshole like that. But he’s just an animal.

[Micah laughs]

Eric: He’s just an animal. He’s just got to – he’s a predator. Kind of got to go with that. I don’t think there’s a whole lot more we can learn about him. But I don’t know…

Micah: But don’t they eat bugs? They eat other bugs, why do they want to eat humans?

Eric: Well, the big bugs.

Andrew: Because they’re so tasty.

Eric: Do you know how many bugs they’d have to eat to make-up for what a human…

Micah: [laughs] That’s true.

Eric: …would give them?

Micah: They could capture a centaur or two.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: How about the next one, Moaning Myrtle and her death? Who wrote about it? Tell us why you want to see that. Who wrote this one down?

Eric: I must have written that one down. I want to see it because it’s a fascinating story. I want to know how – first of all, how Tom Riddle found the Chamber of Secrets, because Harry finds it because he has Moaning Myrtle, but I want to know how Tom found it the first time. How he could do that much research into his ancestor, Salazar Slytherin, and how he could actually locate it through the – via the tap in a girls’ bathroom. I want to know – that’s the story I want to know. So, Moaning Myrtle is included in that story, obviously, because she was in the wrong place. She happened to be in front of the entrance at the wrong time. But just in general, the greater story I want to know about is how young Voldemort found the Chamber and, I guess, what the repercussions of her death were, because that was a very serious time at Hogwarts when Myrtle died.

Micah: Yeah, and also this is the first time Voldemort, Tom Riddle, whatever you want to call him, creates a Horcrux. It’s the diary that is created into a Horcrux through Moaning Myrtle’s death. So, you get a little bit more backstory there would certainly, I think, be interesting. And also, how did the Basilisk get into the school initially? Because we’re assuming it’s the same Basilisk that’s attacking students in Chamber of Secrets that were attacking students back when Tom Riddle was in school. Was it always there? Did Slytherin put it there?

Eric: If you use the movies as a clue you see all the rat skulls, so it was just feeding on rats for presumedly the last thousand years since Salazar put it there.

Micah: Damn, that is one old snake.

Eric: That’s a lot of rats. But – sorry. Yeah, a lot of that backstory would be cool.

Andrew: Moving along here. Lost my spot in the doc.

Eric: It’s also really tough – sorry, it’s also really tough to create a basilisk. I think we’re given – somewhere it says in the books that you have to hatch a chicken egg beneath a frog or something, and that creates…

Andrew: Oh, that’s easy. I…

Eric: [laughs] Well, there are chickens and then there are toads both running around the Burrow all the time, so I think – there was some speculation early on that the Burrow would have a basilisk attack.

Andrew: How about the Sword of Gryffindor? I mean, that could potentially have a ton of history. How it was acquired, how Dumbledore acquired it, making the duplicate in Deathly Hallows, which means we probably won’t…

Eric: Yeah, it’s probably more of a Deathly Hallows thing.

Andrew: …hear about it for a while. Yeah.

Eric: I was surprised that it had so much backstory, because Harry and Griphook get into who really owns it, wizards or goblins and stuff. But that’s all Book 7, so I don’t know. Maybe more about the Sorting Hat, because the Sorting Hat makes a pretty big reappearance in a couple of scenes in Book 2.

Andrew: All right. And we’re rounding up the end of the list here. How about Fawkes? Fawkes I could see actually appearing in Chamber of Secrets. The history, maybe.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: Yeah, how did Dumbledore first come by him? Or how did Fawkes find Dumbledore?

Andrew: Yeah. Fawkes is one of my favorite creatures.

Eric: Yeah. He’s very majestic, and named after a criminal who tried to blow up Parliament, so that’s pretty cool.

Andrew: Ooh, I didn’t know that.

Eric: Well yeah, Guy Fawkes. Have you seen V for Vendetta?

Andrew: Oh right, got it. Yes, I have.

Eric: So, Guy Fawkes Day is a celebration that involves lots of fireworks, and then they burn Guy Fawkes’ effigy. But I assume that’s where the name comes from.

Micah: And how about just the overall creation of the Chamber of Secrets itself? How did Salazar Slytherin build this massive chamber with nobody else noticing? Or did the other founders notice what was going on but just kind of paid it no attention, just kind of the basement of Hogwarts? [laughs]

Eric: This is the thing, all of the founders seem almost superhuman in their ability to come together and construct a school. And I guess the movies created this – like a fifth character, the architect. But really, if you’re thinking about these wizards who are moving time and space to build this castle, I would love to hear more of a story about how they do that. Like you were saying, how does Salazar dig this tunnel for just his descendant to open, and how does he keep it secret from everybody else to the point where no one believes it exists?

Andrew: Maybe a new mini game where you get to dig the tunnel…

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Andrew: …and then you get to learn that way.

Eric: But only Slytherins! Only Slytherins get to do that.

Andrew: Right, right.

Micah: But that’s the thing, though. Did the founders build Hogwarts, or are there wizard and witch architects out there, or are there creatures that are particularly adept at building something like Hogwarts?

Eric: I think they got the house-elves to do it, just like in Egypt.

Micah: Right, so did Slytherin confound or pay off a group of witches and wizards to create the Chamber of Secrets kind of separate from what else was going on at Hogwarts when it was being built?

Eric: And then killed them all? Yeah, well I want to know who laid the first brick, right? I mean, that’s the real exciting thing, like this castle has been there for a thousand years. We know next to nothing about the people who founded it. So, I don’t know when the time is right, but maybe she’ll do this, maybe she’ll do – the founders will each have a series in Pottermore. Obviously, Ravenclaw doesn’t really appear until the very, very end, Deathly Hallows and the like. But Salazar Slytherin…

Micah: And Hufflepuff doesn’t appear at all.

Eric: And Hufflepuff not at all. She’ll have to work that in somehow. As a Pottermore-puff, I demand it. But I think Chamber of Secrets could very easily be a Salazar Slytherin backstory type of experience. And the time would be right for it. I don’t think there’s a better time to really delve into Salazar Slytherin than dealing with why he looks so much like a monkey at the end of this book.

Andrew: And then finally the Whomping Willow. That seems like – I mean, we’re coming up on that – if Chamber of Secrets releases the next batch of chapters in the next few weeks like they say, we have to learn something about that. I mean, how can you not?

Eric: Well, I think it’s more of a Book 3 thing if you’re going to really talk about it. The Whomping Willow – even though it’s…

Andrew: Oh, hiding? Right, I see what you’re saying.

Eric: Yeah, it’s introduced in Chamber of Secrets, it’s the brilliance of J.K.R.’s writing that she uses it again and it has a much bigger purpose than just stopping flying cars. So yeah, I think, just the way these moments go, “Oh! Da da da da, a diary. Da da da da, ran into a tree.” It’s not going to be important until the third book. I don’t think so. I mean, I could be totally wrong.

Andrew: Well, if you have any ideas about any of these items, or maybe one we did not bring up, feel free to visit MuggleCast.com, click on “Contact Us”, and let us know what you hope to see in Chamber of Secrets. And maybe, just maybe, we will talk about it on the next episode that we record at LeakyCon. Or if you’re going to LeakyCon, have your answer prepared, and just say it to us face to face. And if it’s bad, then we can laugh at you.

Micah: Yeah, I think when we got some Twitter responses for the last show, they were pretty consistent with a lot of what we just mentioned.


Muggle Mail: Pottermore Accessibility Issues


Andrew: They were, yeah. Let’s move on now to e-mails. This first one is from Leah, 22 of Sydney. She actually talks a little bit about Pottermore.

“Hi guys. In relation to the accessibility features Jim wrote in about last episode, I’ve been having somewhat less important but frustrating problems of my own with accessing Pottermore. My main computer device is actually an iPad as I’m on public transport a lot. I thought it would be amazing to go through Pottermore during my morning and evening commute to work but unfortunately as the site uses Flash I can’t access most of the content. Do you think it’s realistic to hope for a Pottermore app for iPad or a more compatible site? Love your work, guys.”

Thank you. I think in the future – Charlie Redmayne, the Pottermore CEO has said he wants Pottermore everywhere. He even said he wants it on seatbacks on the planes. You know you sit and you order your drink on the plane? He wants it there, too. So, I think it’s safe to say that eventually it will be on the iPad. But you’re right. I mean, they have to get over that Flash barrier, and lord knows how they’re going to do that, so it may actually take a while.

Micah: Yeah, and I know Jim, when he wrote into the last episode, was enquiring specifically about having some sort of visual impairment or being legally blind and having difficulty using the site. So, hopefully they’re able to figure that out within the next couple of weeks or months because there’s certainly a large group of people out there that are in Jim’s situation that would like to be using Pottermore just like everybody else.

Eric: I think Jim Dale should narrate Pottermore. What do you guys think?

Andrew: That would be awesome. [laughs] Micah, do you want to read the next e-mail? This is a prediction one. I love these.


Muggle Mail: Jamie’s Correct Prediction


Micah: The next e-mail comes from Betty Bae, 21, from Seoul, Korea, and she says:

“Dear MuggleCasters,

Hi! I’ve been listening again to the really early episodes starting from Episode 1, and on Episode 34, while talking about the school song, Jamie makes a comment about how the Weasley twins singing the school song to a funeral march and how it could be foreshadowing disaster for the Weasley family. He was actually spot on because Fred died. What do you guys think?

I love the show, I’ve been listening since single-digit episodes.”

Andrew: I love these kind of things where we see into the future.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: We make accurate predictions. By “we,” I mean Jamie and everybody else. Not me. Actually, I think I got one.

Eric: You got one. I think we all had at least one throughout the years. But I also love hearing from listeners who’ve been listening this long to us. And if only there were a straight shot from Korea to Chicago so she could be at LeakyCon, because we’re celebrating seven years.

Micah: Maybe she will be there. We don’t know.

Eric: Maybe. But regarding the Weasley twins, yeah that’s one of those things where in retrospect, you’re like, “Oh, I wonder if they put the nail in their own coffin by singing a funeral march version of the Hogwarts school song.”

Micah: [laughs] I think the fact that we theorized for ninety-nine episodes leading up to Deathly Hallows, if we didn’t get at least a few things right…

[Eric laughs]

Micah: …then we should just hang it up and try something else.

Eric: Now, occasionally we do get these e-mails though, and it’s like, “Hey, Ben said this,” or “Micah said this.” I mean, wasn’t one of our episodes titled “Micah Gets Results,” because you were right about Jo and Pottermore? Or Jo just in general responding to things in a timely fashion? So yeah, we had a lot of fun, those first hundred episodes, predicting what would happen.


Muggle Mail: Harry Potter Encyclopedia


Andrew: Next e-mail. Eric, do you want to read that one?

Eric: Comes from Jimmi from Virginia:

“So, if everything is released, then there isn’t going to be an encyclopedia. But what about those of us (I am not a gamer, I don’t have the time to do Pottermore) who don’t get the game because of whatever the reason (costs, etc.) or those of us who don’t use Pottermore for whatever reason (I already spend too much time online)? I want a physical book because I feel like sitting down and reading a book is worthwhile but a game or a website is not. Just my feelings! Thanks for the episodes, keep it up.”

So, this is somebody who really just doesn’t want to do a video game or a website, who wants a book. Is he S.O.L.? How do we do this? Because I guess the news comes – Jo keeps changing what she’s saying about whether or not there will ever be an encyclopedia. So, what do you guys think?

Andrew: My heartstrings just can’t take it anymore. I think there will still be an encyclopedia. It’s just going to be a while. I mean, we’ve kind of talked about this already. I just think that there will be one, but first J.K. Rowling wants to please her people. And that involves Sony, and branching off of that Pottermore, and now Book of Spells. So, it’s going to be a while unfortunately, and it sucks. But I’ve ranted about this before.

Eric: I think it comes down to how big a Harry Potter fan you are. I think it’s – in a way it’s fair to say if you’re not on Pottermore you’re not as big a Harry Potter fan as those who are. I mean, there’s different degrees of fans but I’m looking at myself – directly at myself – when I say this, and I haven’t completed Book 1 on Pottermore yet. And so, as a result – I mean, there’s information on there I know I will want to read and it is a matter of finding the time to do it. But ultimately if I am – I realize that if I’m ever going to read that stuff, I actually have to go online and do it. And so I’m going to make the time to do it.

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: When the game comes out, if I have to maybe rent the equipment – the Book of Spells, the Wonderbook. If I have to rent it maybe as opposed to buying it, I’ll do that or maybe somebody will be aggregating it online where you can just read all the spell information, which would be a massive task but it would be the way I would read it. But ultimately, as a Harry Potter fan, I’m drawn to this information. And ultimately, I’m not saying I’m going to buy the game, but I’m going to find a way to make it work because I really do want to experience Potter in all these new ways. I think it’s actually exciting that they’re doing these new different ways other than books. Not to say I wouldn’t want a book, but it’s kind of like you have to accept that this is where J.K. Rowling is going with her new stuff. If you are at all interested in reading that stuff, you’re going to have to suck it up in a little way. What do you guys think?

Micah: I agree with you though to a certain extent because I think what is being said here by Jimmi is what a lot of people feel, and that is the content is being put in very select areas. So, if you don’t own a PS3 how are you going to enjoy a Book of Spells and get the new information on the spells that are going to be included in this game, right? And if you’re not somebody who’s very much interested in going online and doing Pottermore, how are you going to get the information that’s contained within Pottermore? So, I understand the need and the desire to have an actual book where you can go and get all this information. It’s kind of a one stop shop. And I think the reality, though, is that people got into reading because of Harry Potter and because of the story that was created by J.K. Rowling, and now it seems like everything is moving to digital. All the information is…

Andrew: Which is a shame.

Micah: …being put in a digital space. Because how many interviews has J.K. Rowling done where she’s said – one of the biggest things is that she hopes that because of writing these books that not only will people read and children read, but also move on to other books and other series as a result of that. So – but now you’re putting everything in a digital space, so…

Eric: Well, I guess there is a little bit of a difference between the game and Pottermore, which is that Pottermore is free. The game is going to cost you like $400. Nobody is denying that, okay? Pottermore, though, is free. Even though it’s in a digital space, it is still things that you can read presented in a pretty easy to find format.

Andrew: And people can access it at their libraries, et cetera. You can get onto a computer in most cases.

Micah: And it’s in other places.

Andrew: I know not everybody can. Yeah, right.

Micah: The sites like MuggleNet and Hypable and Leaky and so on and so forth, they’re all going to promote and push this content in different ways. So yeah, it’s out there. I’m sure there’s a wiki out there that lists everything that’s been released on Pottermore since it opened. So yeah, there is that, but it’s not the same. And I know, Andrew, [laughs] you’ve talked about this at times. It’s not the same as holding a physical book in your hands.

Andrew: Right, that’s the thing, and J.K. Rowling started with the book and that’s why we all loved her so much. It’s always been about the book, and now Sony is kind of – is dirtying her, if you will.


Muggle Mail: House Sortings


Andrew: Let’s move on now, next e-mail. Erica, 26, of Indiana:

“Hey MuggleCast! When I was sorted on Pottermore I was put into Hufflepuff. It seems right for me right now at 26, but the more I got to thinking about how I was sorted the more I thought Hufflepuff would not have been the right house for me at eleven years old when I would have actually been sorted at Hogwarts – I know my answers to some questions would have been different. So, a couple weeks ago I made another account…”

Illegal!

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: [continues]

“…and answered the questions like I would have as an eleven-year-old as best as I could. I was sorted into Gryffindor that time. It made sense to me because at eleven years old I would say I definitely had more characteristics for Gryffindor than any other house. Has anyone else done this or think they would have been sorted differently as an eleven-year-old child versus now? Would love to hear your thoughts on this!”

That’s an interesting question. I think it’s spot on because you really are a different person when you’re eleven years old. An entirely different person at eleven years old. So, I hope that the Sorting Hat – in the books, not so much on Pottermore because it’d be impossible – I hope that the Sorting Hat in the books actually, when it’s inside your head, is looking into your future, looking at who you are going to develop into.

Eric: Yeah. I mean, it’s just so weird because I didn’t even know about Harry Potter until I was thirteen. So, thinking of how much that one thing alone has changed me, I was or would’ve been or could’ve been a totally different person. So, I do think it changes. I do think what house you would be in changes a lot with the age and experience, how you would react. Maybe the Hat does know who you’ll be, but maybe not.

Micah: But the other thing is we’re all getting sorted at an age older than eleven. So, the house at that time that you’re determined to be in is as an eleven-year-old and it ultimately shapes who you become. So, none of us actually went through the process at eleven years old, went to Hogwarts, [laughs] and are now graduates and can say that, “Actually, today I’m more of this than that.” But I had a choice, I could either go into Ravenclaw or Slytherin. So, I wonder at eleven years old, would I have had the same choice? To sway the Sorting Hat one way or another? Or would I have been in a different house altogether? It’s a great question though.

Eric: It depends on if you liked the color green [laughs] when you were eleven, I think.

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: I mean, that’s really what those things come down to when you’re that young, when you make choices. It can be simply because you like a certain color.


Chicken Soup for the MuggleCast Soul


Andrew: We’re going to wrap up today with a quick Chicken Soup. This is from Sarah F., 27, of Wisconsin. She says:

“Hi MuggleCast. A while ago as I walked to and from classes in college you helped me survive the Wisconsin winters. Now you are helping me through another ‘winter’ in my life. I now get to spend my long drives to and from work, and my long days on the couch recovering from chemo with the help of MuggleCast. I’m catching up on the three-year break I had from you guys (life just got in the way of MuggleCast). But I think it was fate because I needed those episodes more now than I did then. Thanks for keeping me company!”

Well thank you, Sarah, and I hope your chemo continues to go well. And hey, lots of episodes – I noticed – somebody said to me last night, “I checked out of MuggleCast after Book 7 came out.” I was like, “Oh. Well, aren’t you something?” [laughs] But hey, now people like Sarah get to listen to a whole backlog of episodes. I mean, there’s a good – we just did the math earlier in the show. There’s a good 155 episodes since the release of Book 7.

Micah: Yeah, and it’s really kind of inspiring in a way to hear that we’re able to help you get through something as difficult as fighting cancer.

Andrew: Absolutely.

Micah: Obviously, we all hope you have a speedy recovery.

Eric: Yeah. What it comes down to is that we share in our passion for Harry. Harry is something so widespread that we all connect with, and we connect with each other because of it. So, we’re just really happy to hear that we can help.

Andrew: You can connect with us on the MuggleCast website.

Eric: Nice transition!

Andrew: Go to MuggleCast.com, you can click on “Contact Us” to e-mail in maybe a Chicken Soup, a thought about today’s show. Then also on the right side of the site, you can find our Twitter, Facebook and fan Tumblr, as well as our iTunes and a link to download the most recent episode. I want to do a quick plug for a new podcast on Hypable. It’s called The Rotoscopers and it’s a fan podcast all about animation films, so anything Disney does, Pixar does, Dreamworks – and the three hosts are absolutely fantastic. I have to say – [laughs] besides us, of course…

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: …I think they are a fantastic threesome, if you will, in podcasting. So, check out The Rotoscopers if you love animation films – animated films. They talk about all of them, including – well, I’m sure this will be on an upcoming episode – there’s news that there’s going to be a Finding Nemo 2.

Eric: Ooh!

Andrew: Which I personally am very excited for.

Micah: I thought you found him once. How can you find him again?

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Well, this is a good point. Maybe it’s a prequel. I don’t know, that still wouldn’t make sense. I don’t know.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: Maybe he’ll get a GPS this time.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Or a tracking device.

Micah: Yeah, and MuggleNet has two new – well, not really new anymore – Harry Potter podcasts that they’ve created. One is called Alohomora!, which is hosted by MuggleNet staff members Rosie, Kat, Noah and Caleb, and it’s really an in depth re-read – similar to, I guess in a way, our Chapter-by-Chapter where they go through the books of the series. It’s a global re-read, as they’ve called it, and it’s really interactive. They try to have a guest host on that’s a regular listener of the show to discuss the series with them. And if you’re one of those people that’s really analytical and likes to theorize, even long after the books have been out, definitely take a listen to Alohomora!. And then there’s MuggleNet Academia where MuggleNet staff member Keith Hawk sits down with the Hogwarts Professor John Granger and goes through a number of different topics in the Harry Potter world. Anything from linguistics and translations, to the role of the legal system in the Harry Potter films, so it’s much more of an academic twist on things but another good listen, for sure. So, check both of those out.

Andrew: Cool.

Micah: And you can get links to them on MuggleNet.com.

Eric: Micah, you…

Micah: And really quick…

Eric: Yeah?

Micah: Go ahead.

Eric: You had transcript news too?

Micah: Yeah, I was just going to plug this real quick because the team that we have here at MuggleCast, the transcription team, has done a really amazing job putting together transcripts for all of our episodes. Not just the 255, but the off ones that we’ve done at different conventions, and specials that we’ve done throughout, interviews that we’ve had with guests like David Heyman and David Yates, Oliver Phelps, Warwick Davis, the list goes on. So, I just want to take a quick moment to thank them. So, let me just thank them really quickly. Tracey, who leads up the entire team, has done an amazing job, as well as Arialle, Elise, Eric, Lakshmi, Laura, Laura, Mariam, Olivia, Shana, Aldrin, Alexandra, Caroline, Conrad, Desta, Dilara, Elly, Emily, Emily, Heather, Jean, Kristin, Kristina, Leah, Liam, Marissa, Maritza, Matt, Maxine, Niki, PJ, Rachel, Rachel, Shannon, Shelby, Siobhan – is that how you pronounce that? Do you know?

Andrew: That sounds about right.

Micah: Stephanie…

Andrew: Well, you just redefined it.

Micah:[laughs] Tara, Tim, Victoria, and that’s it.

Andrew: And Micah.

Micah: [laughs] No, no, I just put them up.

Eric: I think that’s pretty fitting that there’s 255 episodes of MuggleCast and…

Micah: [laughs] 255 transcribers.

Eric: …255 transcribers. [laughs]

Micah: And anyone I left off I do apologize, but I was just reading off the transcriber bio page.

Andrew: That’s everybody on the staff page.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: Actually, I just have a new idea for a new podcast. Micah just reads names from a list.

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Andrew: That was so fascinating to see him do that. It was so eloquent and yet crazy. I don’t know what I’m saying.

Micah: So…

Andrew: Hey, I – okay, go ahead.

Micah: But yeah, I do encourage everybody to check out this page. We feature these interviews that we’ve done with some of the cast and crew, as well as others from the Harry Potter films. And if you’re not entirely sure who they are by name, there’s photos up of them now, so you can just click on their photo and it takes you to the interview that they did with us over the years.

Andrew: Yeah, it’s a nice little feature. I have one more plug, I’m sorry.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: This just happens sometimes. I think I’ve talked before, I started a podcast about a year ago called HYPE – not to be confused with Hypable, but HYPE. It’s like a general BS, odd topics…

Micah: Don’t call it BS, you’re plugging it.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: No, no, no. We just talk about whatever. It’s a really loose…

Micah: I’ve been on the show.

Andrew: …uncensored, unedited show. So anyway, recently we started – and I know this is going to sound a bit foreign to some people, but we actually turned it into a subscription podcast whereby for $3.99 a month you’re getting four to five episodes a month, which is something we don’t do for any of the other podcasts. And these episodes usually last a good – I mean, lately they’ve been an hour fifteen, an hour and a half. So, if you are interested in hearing more from me and various other people involved – I would like to get Micah and Eric, you two, involved in the show in the future.

Micah: I’ve been on your show!

Andrew: Visit HypePodcast.com. It’s basically a general entertainment podcast, but we talk about world stories as well. We talk about various entertainment stories. The good thing about it being weekly is that we’re really on top of news as soon as it happens. We talk about a lot of stuff. I confess way too much on this show, and that isn’t a tease, it’s just the honest truth. But because it’s behind a paywall, I feel more comfortable with opening up. [laughs] Visit HypePodcast.com. You can listen to samples of the shows. We’ve released four so far under this new subscription service, and I think you’ll really like it. It’s a month to month thing so you can sign up for a month, and if you don’t like it, then you can cancel. You don’t need to commit to a certain amount of time. But I encourage you to check it out, HypePodcast.com. Anyway…

Micah: Yeah, I think it’s a great show.

Andrew: Hey thanks!

Micah: I was a guest – I don’t even know how long ago, at this point – but we were discussing Penn State, I remember.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: But that was back when the story was first breaking, so I guess it was probably either the fall or the winter of last year.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: But it is…

Andrew: And we had you on because you’re really up on sports.

Micah: Yeah, and it is just a kind of really laid back show, and you get to speak your mind and you certainly get people’s perspectives on different events that are going around the world.

Andrew: Yeah. One type of feedback we always get about it is, “Oh, it’s so nice to hear you guys talk outside of Harry Potter.” And people get really excited when we curse…

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: …which is the strangest thing. And I don’t mean like overly cursing, but I guess it’s refreshing for people to hear the real us.

[Eric laughs]

[Show music begins]

Andrew: Not that this isn’t the real us on MuggleCast, but just – we talk about stuff outside of Harry Potter. That’s what those people like most.

[Eric coughs]

Andrew: Anyway, Eric is coughing which means…

Micah: That signals the end of the show.

Andrew: Yes. [laughs]

Eric: Oh no, please, I hope that none of these coughs make it into the episode. That’s terrible.

Andrew: Thanks everybody for listening. Our next episode will be 256 from LeakyCon 2012. It will be a fun live episode, which we haven’t had in about a year since the last LeakyCon. So, we will see everybody next time!

Eric: Bye!

Andrew: Buh-bye!

Micah: Bye!

[Show music continues]

Transcript #254

MuggleCast 254 Transcript


Show Intro


[“Hedwig’s Theme” plays]

Andrew: Because Eric needs to keep his clothes on, this is MuggleCast Episode 254 for June 9th, 2012.

[Show music begins]

Andrew: This week’s podcast is brought to you by Audible.com, the Internet’s leading provider of audiobooks, with more than 100,000 downloadable titles across all types of literature, including fiction, non-fiction, and periodicals. For a free audiobook of your choice, go to AudiblePodcast.com/MuggleCast.

[Show music continues]

Andrew: Welcome to MuggleCast Episode 254. It is another exciting episode, we have some good stuff to talk about this week. One thing, actually, we forgot to bring up on the last episode – which was kind of embarrassing, it completely slipped our minds and yet it was pretty big news. So…

Eric: Pretty big. Big for Japan, kind of like Godzilla.

[Selina laughs]

Andrew: It’s out of this country.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Micah: Not Selina’s country – well, yeah, I guess it is.

Selina: It’s still my country. Not all of the countries are my country.

[Micah and Selina laugh]

Andrew: Wait, which story are we talking about? Tokyo? Wizarding World Tokyo?

Eric: Now I’m confused. That’s what I thought about.

Andrew: Yeah, that’s what I thought about until Micah said, “Selina’s country,” but Selina is not in…

Selina: Yeah, there’s going to be a Wizarding World in Denmark, that’s the big news.

[Andrew and Selina laugh]

Micah: Sweden!

Selina: No, yeah, Sweden. Whatever. [laughs] It’s not going to be there.

Eric: Wherever it is that Selina may or may not be from.

Micah: See, look, the good thing about always pretending that you’re from somewhere else is that listeners of the show can never track you down accurately.

Selina: Exactly, yes.

Andrew: Right. [laughs]

Eric: Except I have you on foursquare. [laughs]

Andrew: And with podcasting – the type of podcasting we do, it’s only audio, so you could pretend I’m a woman or…

Selina: Yeah. You’re not? [laughs]

Andrew: …I’m six foot five. Nobody would know the truth.

Selina: Yeah.

Andrew: Ever.

Eric: Speaking of the show being only audio, is it weird that I always brush my teeth before we record a podcast?

Andrew: Do you really?

Selina: I appreciate this.

Eric: It’s a courtesy to you guys, basically.

Andrew: Well, I was going to say, maybe that’s a good idea because your mouth is clear, so when you’re speaking it’s free of any particles that may get in the way of your voice.

Eric: This episode of MuggleCast is minty fresh.

[Selina laughs]

Micah: Is brought to you by Crest.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Okay, well, we will get to the news in a moment. From Hypable.com, I’m Andrew Sims.

Eric: From MuggleNet.com, I’m Eric Scull.

Micah: From MuggleNet.com, I’m Micah Tannenbaum.

Selina: And from Hypable.com, I’m Selina Wilken.


News: Wizarding World of Harry Potter To Be Opened in Japan


Andrew: All right, Micah, actually do your job this week. Don’t skip any important news items.

Eric: Gosh!

Andrew: Tell us what is going on in the news. Actually, start with what we missed last week, and then we’ll get to the rest.

Micah: Last month is more like it.

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: Several weeks ago.

Andrew: Time flies.

Micah: Yeah, this story actually broke at the beginning of May, and…

Eric: [laughs] Wow!

Andrew: [laughs] Wow! Wow!

Eric: We don’t need any listeners’ help making us look bad, you know?

Andrew: Yeah. I had no idea it had been that long at this point.

Eric: Didn’t it happen the night before we recorded the last episode and we just forgot to sneak it in?

Andrew: Yeah. It was really soon, too.

Micah: See, the problem is that WB is just opening up so many theme parks that the next one and the next one just – they all run together.

[Selina laughs]

Micah: It doesn’t matter. It’s not any big news, is it? Okay, well, I guess it is because it’s the first international Harry Potter

Eric: Ooh!

Micah: …theme park that’s opening up in Osaka, Japan, and it’s slated to open in 2014. This was reported, like I said, at the beginning of May by the Los Angeles Times and later confirmed in a press release by Warner Bros. So…

Eric: Osaka, Japan.

Andrew: Yeah. I mean, I think – I guess the first question is was this the right place for – even though this is the third park announced, this is technically the second park opening because the funny thing is it’s opening up before Wizarding World Hollywood.

Eric: Interesting.

Andrew: Yeah. And that apparently is because at Wizarding World Hollywood they don’t have as much room to work with, so they have to clear a good amount of space first.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: And that’s going to add construction time.

Eric: Demolition first and then construction. Yeah, I got you.

Andrew: And they haven’t even started yet, despite the fact that it was announced in what, February? So…

Eric: Oh, really? They haven’t started yet?

Andrew: Well, because – we will talk about this story in a minute, but it’s actually going to be replacing the Gibson Amphitheater. They’re knocking that out.

Eric: Oh yeah, I saw those tweets at the MTV Movie Awards… [laughs]

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: …about that.

Selina: I think it’s a good thing that they’re bringing something like this to Japan, because – I mean, the U.K. already has the – I mean, it’s not the same thing but we already have the studio tour, and Asia needs something like that as well for the Asian fans that have to travel all the way to the U.S. I just feel like Australia should get something soon. They never get anything.

Eric: [laughs] Well, speaking of that, Selina, Australia had the exhibition…

Selina: That’s true.

Eric: …which is now in Singapore. So that’s – fortunately that’s making its way west. I know the first four stops were in North America, so again, a lot of people were upset. “Give us some international love…”

Selina: Mmm.

Eric: …that kind of thing. So now with the theme park opening in Japan, it’s more of a permanent fixture. I don’t know, I think it would be cool. But I’ve never been to Japan, so it might be a good reason to go.

Selina: It will be really popular, I think.

Eric: Yeah, it’ll be totally popular. I wonder how many rides they’ll have. I wonder how they’re going to design it.

Selina: That’s a good question.

Eric: Considering we know how the Florida park is laid out.

Andrew: I think they said it’s going to have the same attractions.

Eric: Ehhh.

Andrew: I mean, it could be laid out a bit differently, but I have to think that all these parks are probably going to be even laid out the same because when you walk through the grand entrance, you get that kind of perfect view of Hogsmeade and the castle in the background. It’s just like a really picture perfect kind of setting, so I think they would want to keep that for all of the parks. I imagine these are all going to look pretty similar.

Selina: But…

Eric: I think you’re right. Sorry, go ahead, Selina.

Selina: No, I was just going to say the question is if they’re going to try to make this one British as well, because I know – doesn’t the Orlando one – don’t they try to do British accents?

Andrew: Yes.

Selina: So are they going to try to make it an English-speaking park?

Andrew: Well…

[Eric laughs]

Selina: Or is it – do you think it’s…

Andrew: Well, the characters are British. Not all of the employees, but the Hogwarts conductor speaks in a British accent and he acts like a wizard. He doesn’t know anything about wizard technology – or Muggle technology. And the people who do the Beauxbatons and Durmstrang shows, they have British accents. But the rest…

Selina: Which is funny because they’re supposed to be French.

[Eric and Selina laugh]

Andrew: Right. Or maybe they speak – no, they do speak with a – no, they don’t speak at all.

Eric: [laughs] They just dance.

Andrew: The Hogwarts students do.

Selina: Yeah.

[Eric and Selina laugh]

Eric: Yeah. Well, the interesting thing is no matter how many times I go to the theme park I love it. But seeing that Tokyo, or thinking about Orlando – or sorry, California, Hollywood being laid out the same, I don’t like that as much as an idea. Because no matter how awesome Orlando is, and it’s totally the greatest thing for us as Harry Potter fans, as soon as that park opened I could have pointed out ten or fifteen things I would rather see or do on the next one.

Selina: Mhm.

Eric: And I’m sure I’m not the only fan there. But the fact that you can only explore Hogwarts as part of the line of the Forbidden Journey ride, no, I would open up a courtyard or something. I’d have you climb that mountain, go up a little bit more, something like that. Just as a sightseeing thing, having more areas not necessarily to shop, but just to hang out with even different views. I would just install that on my next park. I’m not saying they need to edit what’s already there, but if you’re talking about expanding, building more parks around the world, why wouldn’t you add a little touch of something that’s different?

Selina: Yeah, we don’t want ten clone parks.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah, that is kind of boring. So…

Micah: Well, one of the questions to ask though is would the expansions that are being made in Orlando be included in what’s opening up in Japan, or is it just going to be the basic park that we’ve already experienced down in Florida?

Eric: I have a hard time believing the landscape is exactly the same. I mean, unless there is a Universal Studios Osaka with an Islands of Adventure Osaka, I don’t…

[Micah and Selina laugh]

Eric: I see what you’re saying with – you know what I’m saying.

Andrew: There’s not…

Eric: Will Diagon Alley open up into the theme park or what are they going to do? It’s a good question.

Andrew: I don’t think it will be the expansion that Orlando is going – you’re not going to see any parts of the expansion that Orlando is getting, because I think they still want Orlando to kind of be the supreme location.

Eric: More so than Hollywood?

Andrew: Yeah. Well, they’re – I mean, there’s definitely not going to be room there to do it, because – well, I mean first of all, they’ve already said it’s going to be just like the one in Orlando. They didn’t even hint at any relation to the expansion. But yeah, I just – I don’t think that’s going to happen.

Selina: I really want to go to one of these parks.

[Andrew and Selina laugh]

Eric: Oh, you’ve never been?

Selina: No.

Eric: I wonder…

Andrew: Well…

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: Get one in Sweden!

Selina: Yeah, why not? [laughs]

Andrew: Or the U.K. What could be next, though? I mean, because you have to think eventually – I think they said in the Japan article, L.A. Times or somebody interviewed somebody in Universal and they said, “Well, we have three now. Now we’re definitely not thinking about other places to put it.”

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: For now. But what could be next? I mean, I would have to think U.K. The U.K. would have to be a priority now that they’re looking at a fourth park.

Eric: Hmm. Maybe Australia?

Selina: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Like somebody said. Just because it’s a big – it’s its own continent. What was I going to say? I think they’re going to start franchising out, to be honest, like Starbucks or 7-Eleven.

[Micah and Selina laugh]

Andrew: I hope not.

Eric: I’ll be able to open one in my backyard.

Selina: There’ll be one on every corner.

[Andrew and Selina laugh]

Eric: My little patch of grass, I wonder what ride we can put there. But I’ll have to think about it. But yeah, I just hope that they keep – I don’t know, are more parks a good thing or a bad thing? If there are – so there are going to be three in the world, does that detract from the value? Or what if there are four? What if there are five?

Selina: I mean, there are three Disneylands – or Disney Worlds. There’s one in…

Eric: Oh, there are, aren’t there?

Selina: Two in America, one in France.

Andrew: And Tokyo.

Eric: And there’s one in Tokyo?

Selina: I’ve only ever been to the French one.

Andrew: In Japan. There’s a Disney…

Selina: Oh, were there? Okay.

Andrew: …in Japan. Yeah.

Selina: And there’s…

Andrew: There may be a fifth.

Selina: …Legolands everywhere as well.

Andrew: Right.

Selina: The first one was in Denmark. Woo! Anyway…

[Eric and Selina laugh]

Andrew: I think they’re all going to be…

Micah: But you live in Sweden. [laughs]

Selina: Yeah.

Andrew: I think they’re all going to be pretty special. I just think – and I think it doesn’t hurt any of the other parks. I think the only two that are – may kind of hurt each other are, of course, Orlando and Hollywood.

Selina: Mhm.

Andrew: Because they’re in the same country.

Eric: Well, now I think…

Micah: Well, they’re on different coasts.

Eric: Yeah, now that I think about it…

Andrew: They’re in different coasts, but let’s say you live in Seattle, you’re like, “Oh, I really want to go to Wizarding World.” And if Hollywood didn’t exist, you would absolutely be going to Orlando. You wouldn’t be sitting there saying, “Oh, I’m just going to wait for Hollywood to open.”

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Before it being announced, of course.

Micah: But one of the things, though, is that Orlando is sort of the resort mecca of the world, right? In terms of theme parks and other things like that.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: So maybe you do go to Orlando. I was just looking at the list here. We mentioned Hollywood, we mentioned Orlando, we mentioned Japan. Funny enough, the other location where there is a Universal Studios [laughs] is in Singapore where the Exhibition is right now.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: So that could be another future option for The Wizarding World. Taking a look now at the franchises – but that has actually nothing to do with the theme parks, that is more to do with the movies, so…

Andrew: I’ve been thinking about the expansion a lot because I’m really excited about it, and I realized that the reason they’re keeping it quiet for so long – I mean, come on. All of Jaws is knocked out at this point, it’s just dirt.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: They have to start building vertically really soon, it can’t be far off. I think they are doing it because they feel that as soon as they announce it, that’s going to hurt ticket sales for newcomers. Because everybody’s going to want to wait until the expansion opens up. Let’s say I have a family with three kids and I’m sitting here right now thinking I want to take them to The Wizarding World for the first time. If I heard there’s going to be an expansion, if I read this news article about this new expansion coming in, let’s say, 2015, I’m going to wait until 2015 for the expansion to open up.

Eric: Hmmm.

Andrew: So I think Universal is keeping it quiet for as long as they possibly can, and then they are going to announce it, because they don’t want to hurt ticket sales.

Selina: Mhm.

Andrew: I just wanted to point that out. That may be kind of obvious, but I just wanted to point it out.

Micah: But would you really wait three years?

Andrew: Yeah, definitely. A family with kids? They want to get their money’s worth. If they’re big Harry Potter fans…

Eric: Yeah, I get that.

Andrew: People do! I have people asking me – or people asking my mom, and then she asks me.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: “When is the expansion opening up? They want to wait until the expansion.”

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: I was like, “I don’t know, sorry!”

Eric: Yeah. And the existing park is great, let’s not cast a negative light on it, but I can see exactly what you’re saying. I mean, people wanting to wait until the newest thing is up. Because if there’s going to be a crowd, if there’s going to be all this money that you spend taking your family…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: …to the park…

Andrew: Right, it’s thousands of dollars!

Eric: Yeah, it is these days to travel with a family. So I see how that makes sense, and I see how that would sway the decision. I mean, we already know there will be an expansion. I guess what you’re saying is just the details surrounding it.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Like how many rides, etc. will be added.

Andrew: And when it’s going to open, and – right, what rides, what’s this going to entail. All they have said – literally they have said, like, five words about it, that yes, they are planning an expansion but no time frame.

Eric: That’s exciting.

Andrew: But to wrap up this – yeah, it is. To wrap up this portion, I just want to say that it will be interesting to see the Tokyo park be built – or sorry, the Japan park be built – because there are lots of questions. Like Eric said, will it be laid out the same, or what differences will there be? So it will be very interesting, I’m looking forward to seeing the construction photos and whatnot.

Micah: Yeah, I’m interested also in the differences. I think there has to be something that makes each of these parks unique from the other, because there are going to be people who are going to travel and want to go to all of them if they can.

Andrew: Mhm. That’s true, that’s a good point. Yeah, we haven’t even seen concept art for these other parks. [laughs]

Eric: Maybe they’re just using the same concept art. [laughs]

Selina: Yeah. [laughs]

Andrew: I guess so. Because I remember when they announced The Wizarding World: Orlando, that was a huge announcement.

Selina: So many sketches and stuff, yeah.

Eric: The concept art for that was amazing.

Andrew: Yes.

Selina: Mhm.

Andrew: Right.

Eric: It was absolutely amazing. I still sometimes set that one concept art as my desktop. It’s got the family in front, and they go up the hill and there’s Hogwarts.

Andrew: Yeah, that is cool.

Eric: It’s cool.

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News: J.K. Rowling Has No Plans to Publish Harry Potter Encyclopedia


Andrew: What else is going on in the news?

Micah: On the last episode, we read this quote from J.K. Rowling’s new website at the time, and it said:

“For a long time I have been promising an encyclopedia of Harry’s world, and I have started work on this now – some of it forms the new content in Pottermore. It is likely to be a time-consuming job, but when finished I shall donate all royalties to charity.”

Andrew: Woo-hoo!

Micah: Now this was a pretty big news story, it broke in other forms of media, not just your average fan site. I mean, newspapers and other media outlets were picking it up, the fact that she was actually going to be writing an encyclopedia, that the proceeds were going to charity. Then, just a couple of weeks later, she updated her website again, and this quote that I just read was removed. In its place was:

“I have been enjoying sharing information about Harry’s world on Pottermore for free, and don’t have any firm plans to publish it in book form.”

Selina: Boo. [laughs]

Eric: Sorry!

Andrew: What?! What?!

Micah: So, bit of a flip-flopper.

Eric: What changed?

Selina: That is weird.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: What happened? Micah, you’ve got to catch that fish in that net. It’s flopping around.

Micah: Well…

Andrew: My theory is that they put out this little blurb, the initial blurb that said, “I am working on this now,” and obviously, like you said, Micah, it made national headlines all over the Internet, and I’m sure some television outlets and newspapers reported it, too, because it is big news. And I think they got a little scared. I think they were like, “Well, wait a second, wait a second, do we have firm plans about this? When are we going to release it?” And, as we’ll talk about in a bit, J.K. Rowling, in the meantime, has been busy releasing new material in other ways, in the form of Pottermore and a video game that we’ll talk about in a little bit. So, I think they may have been afraid to take the attention off of those as well. They want all the focus to be on Pottermore and Book of Spells right now.

Selina: Mhm.

Andrew: Not an impending encyclopedia. But it was a big flip-flop.

Selina: It was.

Eric: Yeah.

Selina: And it is sort of worrying because I think for most fans, at least – we enjoy Pottermore, we enjoy all these little re-releases of the books we’ve already read, but we want the encyclopedia.

Eric: Yeah.

Selina: At least I do.

Eric: I mean, she better put all that info into Pottermore then. [laughs]

Selina: Yeah.

Eric: Double or triple the size per book of content that Pottermore has.

Selina: But it’s not the same! Having to click from one thing to another and find a little feather, and it’s not…

Eric: I know, and you get cancer because you’re sitting in front of your computer for so long. I know, I know.

[Selina laughs]

Eric: It’s tough being us.

Selina: Well, I don’t know, I just want the tome. I feel like Hermione, I don’t know. [laughs]

Eric: I do want the tome. You’re right, you’re right.

Andrew: I’m saving my thoughts until we get to the video game discussion.

Micah: But if you read the words carefully, it says that she doesn’t have any plans to publish what’s on Pottermore in book form.

Selina: In book form, yeah. That’s true.

Micah: Not that she won’t do an encyclopedia. However, she does say in that other quote that some of the content from the encyclopedia that she was considering writing forms the new content in Pottermore. So it’s just – it’s frustrating, I think, for a lot of people because it did make such big news when that quote was found on her website and really pushed out there through all the major channels. But I wouldn’t understand, though, why she would still be hesitant to do this, because she talked about the proceeds benefiting charity.

Eric: The thing is, there are three pages on J.K. Rowling’s new site, it feels like. Maybe a hundred words to the whole site. [laughs] And to think that she didn’t choose the words that carefully, that she had to go and remove something that was on there, because there’s really – they removed everything, there’s not a lot on that site. The timeline, I think that’s about it. And the fact that they had to remove this and change this – I don’t know, I just want to know what’s going on. I want to know what her thought process is.

[Selina laughs]

Eric: I want to know more about The Casual Vacancy, and this is just confusing to me all around, now that there are – well, there was going to be an encyclopedia and now there’s not?

Selina: She’s really embracing these alternative outlets, isn’t she? With the e-books and Pottermore and our next news story and all that. [laughs]

Eric: Yeah, I think Sony has probably got her in handcuffs right now.

Selina: But surely not!

[Andrew sighs]

Selina: I mean, she’s J.K. Rowling. She rules the world. [laughs]

Andrew: Well, let’s talk about that.

Eric: Okay.

Andrew: Micah, please. I’m going to take a shot while you introduce this.

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: I already took three.

[Eric and Selina laugh]


News: Sony Announces Wonderbook: Book of Spells


Micah: So you need to catch up. But earlier this week it was announced that Sony will publish a new book with Wonderbook technology that was presented at the E3 conference, which is a big video-gaming conference, and it’s going to be titled Harry Potter: Book of Spells, an interactive spellbook that will let the reader flip through the pages and learn spells from the magical world of Harry Potter.

Andrew: Hold on, you know what’s weird so far about this too? It’s not even called Harry Potter: Book of Spells. Technically, it’s called Wonderbook: Book of Spells.

Selina: Mhm.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Andrew: For some reason they don’t want to include “Harry Potter” in the title of this game. Anyway, go ahead.

Micah: Yeah, I guess that is a little weird.

Selina: Maybe they have some – with the Harry Potter branding, isn’t it E-something who’s been doing all the Harry Potter games? What is it called?

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: EA?

Andrew: Electronic Arts, EA.

Selina: Electronic Arts. So maybe they have some kind of patent on the name.

Andrew: No, it can’t be that. I think it’s that Harry Potter is not in the game.

Selina: Right, that makes more sense.

Eric: Hmm. Right, you don’t want to promise something that’s not…

Andrew: Right.

Eric: Well, the interesting thing – isn’t J.K. Rowling writing this game?

Andrew: Yeah. Well, yeah, go ahead, Micah. So tell us more about Book of Spells.

Micah: Sure. Well, while reading the story and seeing it unfold in front of you, you can use a Playstation Move to cast spells. Isn’t that exciting?

[Selina laughs]

Micah: So, I’m assuming that a lot of these components that they’re talking about for this particular game, you’d have to go out and purchase separately from anything that you would normally get with your Playstation 3.

Andrew: Right. You do not just need your Playstation 3 and the game itself. You need the Playstation 3, the Book of Spells game, the Playstation Move controller, the Playstation Eye – which is a camera – and the Playstation Wonderbook. So you need three Playstation devices, plus the Playstation, plus the game itself.

Selina: Do you guys remember back when Order of the Phoenix game was being released for the Wii and everyone was so excited about the new Wii technology that would allow you…

Andrew: Yeah.

Selina: …to use your Wii controller as a wand, and then the game came out…

Andrew: Yeah.

Selina: …and you were literally just shaking it…

[Andrew and Selina laugh]

Selina: …every way you could to get the stupid book to fly across the room? I’m sure the technology has moved since then, but I just almost could not get excited about having to move my Playstation whatever it was [laughs] around in a circle. I don’t know.

Andrew: Right. Well – and what happens is you lay this book, this new technology – they debuted the Wonderbook at E3, this was the big reveal. And you lay this book on the floor, and your Sony Eye camera is looking at the book on the floor, and so it takes that picture and puts it on your television screen, and then that book laying on the floor magically gets turned into a Harry Potter spellbook. And then you discover spells by practicing them, and you get to learn all this new history, and one example that they provided is how the Wingardium Leviosa spell is discovered. And I thought that was a great idea.

Selina: Mhm.

Andrew: I think that’s kind of classic J.K. Rowling information you could expect from her, something you would probably expect to see in Pottermore or in the encyclopedia, but nonetheless it’s in this video game. And I wrote a piece on Hypable, venting my frustration. I just got so worked up and it was, like, 11 o’clock and this came out of nowhere. 11 o’clock at night and I just started writing it, because I just can’t believe that – the other angle to this is that Sony announced this is the latest step in their partnership with J.K. Rowling. And what bothers me most is that J.K. Rowling is now releasing all this information the fans have been craving for for years in the encyclopedia, she’s decided to release it via Pottermore and now via Book of Spells, and who knows what else Sony and J.K. Rowling may come up with. And I just feel like it goes against everything that she’s sort of been about when all the Harry Potter books were coming out. We always liked Jo because they weren’t selling out. You had the books and the movies and you had some merchandise, and that was it. But now there’s this whole new level where you’re required to buy all this extra stuff, in the case of Book of Spells, to get this new J.K. Rowling material. And I just think it’s – I think it’s bad, and I feel like Sony has J.K. Rowling tied down in a way that – come on, does she really – did they actually go to her with this and she actually said, “This sounds great, I’m going to release new information through a video game”?

Eric: Through a video game book.

Andrew: I mean – yeah!

Eric: I’m not sold on the book format, to be honest. I need to…

Andrew: Yeah, this is stupid! [laughs]

Eric: I need to read – I need to look at the – I haven’t watched all the E3 footage and I haven’t watched this Wonderbook promo, but I’m not sold on this book idea. I don’t know. It’s making books cool, which could be cool.

Andrew: But you’re not even reading it like a book! Do you know what I mean? It’s just…

Eric: If you’re setting the book on the floor and your camera is looking at the floor, I don’t know how that’s exciting.

[Eric and Selina laugh]

Eric: I don’t know at what point that got through the approval process. But I’m…

Andrew: It’s going to bomb.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: The Wonderbook technology is going to bomb.

Eric: Maybe this Book of Spells will be what keeps it afloat. I don’t know, it could be a really cool game.

Micah: No. It begs the question, though…

Andrew: Well, thank God they have this!

[Eric laughs]

Micah: What age range is it aiming for? Because people our age are not going to buy this.

Selina: That’s what I was thinking.

Andrew: Right, that’s the other thing. J.K. Rowling…

Eric: People our age are the only ones who can afford it!

Andrew: J.K. Rowling – again, they did it with Pottermore, we had talked about how they’ve been catering to kids with Pottermore because you couldn’t use your real name and all that, and this Book of Spells is another children’s thing!

Selina: You know…

Andrew: I don’t want to sit there with all my – with 350 dollars worth of PlayStation equipment…

Selina: Mhm.

Andrew: …and be flicking at the screen. I’m sure it’s not going to be perfect so it’s going to be frustrating to get this stuff to work. [sighs]

Selina: But you know, the thing though with J.K. Rowling over the past few years is that even though she’s all about – she clearly must know that we fans have grown up with the series. She is still so intent on appealing to children. I remember a few years ago she came to Denmark to accept the H.C. Andersen Prize, and this is just a random example but she – I went down to see her and I got to see her speak, but then she had this exclusive reading of her books that was only for children aged – I think it was eleven and under. And the interesting thing about that is that they don’t speak English in Denmark, so they were not able to understand what she was saying but they were the only ones allowed into her reading. It’s just that kind of logic that sort of seems to go through everything that she does these days, that she’s so intent on making these things for children, the Wonderbook, Pottermore. But then all this huge background information about the books, that’s something that we care about. So it doesn’t really correspond, you know?

Eric: I understand that point. I get that point. And like Andrew was saying, with the books, they were available to everyone, and [laughs] if a Harry Potter book isn’t published in your language, I don’t know where you live, because those books…

[Selina laughs]

Eric: Over time they’re available in all the countries, under 37 or more different languages. I don’t know where “37” came from, it just…

Selina: Even in Latin. [laughs]

Eric: Even in Latin which hasn’t been spoken in, like, 3,000 years. So, anyway, just the idea that you need a Playstation, you need the Move, the Eye, the cam, the book, the Wonderbook – Wonderbra, I almost said.

Andrew: Electricity, television…

Eric: Electricity and television, oh my God! They’re so demanding!

Andrew: [laughs] A chair.

[Selina laughs]

Eric: Nothing like candlelight…

Selina: Arms.

Andrew: Some Pepsi.

Eric: Harry Potter – yeah, okay.

Micah: It is contradictory, though, to what she said about the encyclopedia because the quote from that was, “I have been enjoying sharing information about Harry’s world on Pottermore for free.”

Selina: Mhm.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: But you could go out and spend 300 dollars on the PS3.

Eric: Yeah. I don’t know, this could be – I want to see more about Book of Spells before I make my final decision, but I think you guys are right. Because even something like Rock Band, where you have an entire set of instruments that comes with a thing – I just find that it sits around, and it takes up a lot of space, it costs a lot of money…

Andrew: Right.

Eric: …it’s a huge investment to get it going. And in the end, I’m not sure it’s worth it, because even if – say Book of Spells manages to interest me and I get the Wonderbook. There’s really not – I really don’t think there is going to be a second Wonderbook game that really interests me. I don’t want to be too negative here, but what could the second Wonderbook – I would have to get a lot of books, or a lot of games that are Wonderbook games, in order to justify getting the Wonderbook.

Selina: They could do some kind of Wonder-monster thing, like – I don’t know, you have to raise a bunch of monsters in Hagrid’s class.

[Eric and Selina laugh]

Selina: Learn about them.

Eric: Well…

Andrew: See, this doesn’t – that wouldn’t even require the Wonderbook device.

Selina: I know.

Andrew: I mean, this technology is strange.

Eric: Monster Book of Monsters? Here’s the thing, that scene in Diagon Alley in Pottermore when you buy all the spellbooks and stuff – because they’re in your item or your cart and you need them in your cart before you can progress through a level, I assumed we could at least read a paragraph or two from each of those books, but we can’t. There are still so many parts of Pottermore that I wish were more in-depth, you know? More books, details and stuff. I don’t see why they’re resorting to this format. It could be cool but it could also not be cool, and I just think they should really focus on making Pottermore better. Like, has everybody moved on from – there was that eight or nine month hiatus between ‘Pottermore beta opening’ Book 1 and then ‘public opening’ Book 1, and they still haven’t gone back or changed much with Book 1. There’s still way many ways they can make it better. Why are they moving onto this game with this new technology, with this new stuff? I’m thinking Pottermore still needs some work, guys. [laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, they’re kind of taking away the attention of Pottermore.

Selina: At the same time though, just to sort of play devil’s advocate – because we’re being really negative, I just realized. [laughs]

Micah: Never. Never on this show are we negative.

Selina: [laughs] Yeah, never. But I guess a good thing, though, could be that even though Harry Potter has ended quite a few years ago now, new things still keep coming out. It’s not like Harry Potter is in the past…

Andrew: Yeah, that’s true.

Selina: …and J.K. Rowling has moved on. Even though there’s no more books coming out there are theme parks, there are websites, there are games, there are all these different things, and even though it might not be the encyclopedia that we want, I’m sure that it’s going – this whole interactive experience is getting new generations involved with Harry Potter

Andrew: Yeah.

Selina: …and that is a positive thing.

Andrew: I still think that an encyclopedia will happen. I just think it’s disappointing that we’re seeing all this other stuff that includes material which could have been in the encyclopedia being released first.

Selina: Mhm. It’s kind of like spoilers, isn’t it? Like, spoilers for the encyclopedia?

[Eric and Selina laugh]

Andrew: Yeah. I mean, the one saving grace – I could kind of imagine a behind-the-scenes situation happening where J.K. Rowling agreed that Wonderbook: Book of Spells has the exclusive on all this wand information – or this spell information – for, let’s say, a year or two. I’m sure Sony – because Sony wanted her to release some brand new stuff to make this more interesting, and she said, “Okay, I’ll do it, but this stuff is going to end up in an encyclopedia. But I’ll release it in 2015, so you guys have all this information just exclusively in this game for two or three years.”

Micah: That’s part of what I was going to talk about a little bit before we move on, is that you have to remember Sony is this multibillion dollar corporation that signed a deal with J.K. Rowling for Pottermore, and chances are there was probably something in that agreement that allowed for something like this Book of Spells.

Andrew: Right. They probably had this clause where they could creatively come up with new ideas and work together on the project.

Eric: Fortunately, it doesn’t seem like they’re just not caring about it. It does seem like – it’s at least an original idea. Obviously we’ll wait to see how the execution is, but it is a solid idea and for that I think we should give it credit. I guess I’m just feeling what Selina said about it being new content. J.K. Rowling could be like J.D. Salinger and go in a hole for sixty years until her death, and she didn’t.

Andrew: That’s true.

Eric: She’s still out there doing stuff. So, new content from J.K. Rowling, that’s a plus. Obviously the exclusivity of that content, how easy it’ll be for us to get it, and whether or not we’ll like it once we do, is our concerns here, but ultimately I’m glad that at least – if Sony is or has to be doing these things with Harry Potter, at least it’s – I don’t know, it is kind of a unique idea, and at least they keep trying that stuff.

Andrew: And the reason they – like you said, Micah, I think – Sony is a company, they’re here to make money. And they’ve got to compete with Wii, so this is kind of an original idea to kind of go at Wii. I mean, it’s certainly going after the kids, which Wii is so successful with. But I will also say some positives about Book of Spells. First of all, the new material makes it very cool. Second of all, the graphics look fantastic. It looks very – it kind of looks like it’s straight out of the movies, all the artwork. In the Wingardium Leviosa history scene, there’s this pop-up paper theater that you hold in your hands digitally. You hold up the Wonderbook and it appears on the television screen, and you see the history of Wingardium Leviosa being played out in your hands, basically. So that is cool. I personally just have been hoping for all this to be coming out in an encyclopedia, and to not require people to spend so much money on new J.K. Rowling material. Do as many Harry Potter video games as you want. It’s the original material that bothers me.

Eric: Man, with the Playstation Eye, I guess that means I’m going to have to start wearing clothing when I play my games.

[Selina laughs]

Andrew: Well, I don’t think it’s uploading pictures of you.

Eric: [laughs] No, but I would never trust it, you know what I’m saying? Just hanging around with my Wonderbook in my boxers or whatever, I’m not going to do that.

Andrew: Right. Well, the Playstation Eye may get confused as to which is the controller and which is – well, what else is in the news, Micah?

[Eric and Selina laugh]

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News: Harry Potter Wins Two MTV Movie Awards


Micah: Well, that’s a great segue to MTV.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Eric: [singing] “I want my MTV.”

Micah: So, the MTV Movie Awards took place over the weekend, and not surprisingly Potter did not so well. [laughs] So, they did walk away with…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Hang on! Hang on here because I thought that Potter – I thought we discussed this, and we thought it had a chance…

[Selina laughs]

Eric: …and the two categories that it actually won in…

Micah: Well, no, because the category – one of the categories didn’t even exist when we did our last show. [laughs] So…

Eric: Oh, geez. Okay.

Andrew: It was interesting that the movie awards – The Hunger Games actually ended up doing the best with four awards. Harry Potter won two.

Selina: It’s not really that interesting.

[Eric laughs]

Selina: Or it’s not really surprising, is it? [laughs]

Eric: Well, it’s freshest on everyone’s mind, right?

Selina: Yeah.

Eric: I think the good thing here is that the Potter fan sites all reminded people, “Go out, vote, make your vote count,” because ultimately it was down to the users. This awards show, we could affect change. So, Hunger Games is freshest on everyone’s mind, I think.

Selina: Mhm.

Eric: Out of the nominees, it was probably the most recent film.

Micah: Yup. That’s a good point.

Andrew: So why didn’t it win ‘Best Hero’? Harry Potter won ‘Best Hero’ by a landslide.

Eric: People don’t like Peeta, I guess. I don’t really know.

Andrew: No, no, Katniss was the nominee in ‘Best Hero’.

Eric: Katniss is a girl, dude. Sorry, she’s not the best hero.

Selina: Well, I think because Harry as a character…

Eric: As a character?

Selina: …probably has a lot more cred than the Potter films. Does that make sense?

Eric: Katniss is awesome, but I can see where…

Selina: Yeah.

Eric: If you’re talking about a category of ‘Best Hero’ and you’re talking about Harry Potter who’s just been around longer, I think that’s probably why. Also, maybe it was just people frustrated because Harry didn’t win anything at the Academy Awards.

Selina: [laughs] Yeah.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Still, though, you’re talking about Harry Potter’s last or second to last – I think the Saturn Awards are later this month, but pretty much his last big chance at winning an award. I’m glad that he won ‘Best Hero’ but maybe that had something to do with it.

Micah: Yeah, so the other award that it picked up was ‘Best Cast’ and it beat out The Hunger Games there as well, but…

Andrew: Emma…

Micah: Go ahead.

Andrew: And Emma Watson was there and she accepted the award, and…

Eric: I’m glad they had somebody there.

Selina: [laughs] Yeah.

Andrew: Well, she was actually there for Perks of Being a Wallflower.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: And that trailer premiered, which actually – by the way, very, very, very good trailer.

Eric: Oh, I haven’t – I read it a long time ago and I haven’t seen the trailer yet, so I’ve got to look at that.

Andrew: Yeah, great book.

Micah: Now, just out of curiosity, how do you pronounce Voldemort’s name – the actor who plays him?

Andrew: Oh!

Selina: Ralph? [pronounced “Rafe”]

Andrew: Yeah.

Selina: Is it Ralph Fiennes?

Andrew: She…

Micah: I thought it was Ralph Fiennes, right?

Selina: Yeah.

Eric: Ralph Fiennes.

Andrew: Yeah, me too. But then Emma said “Ralph”, right?

Selina: Oh.

Micah: Yeah. [laughs] So…

Eric: Wow.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: It must be her – she spent some months filming in America. I think that’s her American showing.

Andrew: It could be. Yeah, that’s funny, Micah. I thought the same exact thing when I heard her say it.

Eric: [laughs] Ralph.

Andrew: But her acceptance speech for ‘Best Cast’ was really good because she even thanked Dobby and another creature, Hedwig.

Eric: Oh, wow.

Andrew: And that was like “Aww.”

Selina: Aww, Hedwig. [laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, she was like, “There’s Harry, Dan, there’s Ron, there’s Rupert, and there’s Dobby and there’s Hedwig.”

Eric: [laughs] Oh, Hedwig. I wonder how much – if Hedwig was real at any point?

Andrew: But that’s it now, right? Are there any other awards show that could possibly recognize Harry Potter?

Eric: Yeah, I think the Saturn Awards.

Andrew: It’s been a year now.

Eric: Yeah, I’m going to look it up. I’m pretty sure the Saturn Awards, I’m looking that up now. But ‘Best Cast’ – this…

Selina: I’m still pissed about that ‘Best Kiss’ one. [laughs]

Eric: This one we did talk about – nope, Saturn happened in February. Jupiter Awards? [laughs] No, I’m just throwing awards…

Selina: Pluto Awards? [laughs]

Andrew: How about the Pluto? Thank goodness, I can’t take this pressure anymore.

Eric: Yeah. We talked about ‘Best Cast’, though. We did think that that was the film that was nominated…

Selina: Yeah.

Eric: …that had the best chance, because you’re not going to beat all of those British actors that came out, the entire cast. Not even for Deathly Hallows – Part 2, but yes for Deathly Hallows – Part 2, just throughout the years. Hunger Games, great movie and good cast, but it just doesn’t hold a candle to Harry Potter when you’re talking about the whole group.

Selina: Mhm. Yeah.

Micah: I mean, obviously when they say “cast” they mean the entire cast, but they only mentioned a few. I think sort of the main younger actors, but really I thought it could have been more impactful had they included some of the adult actors in that category as well.

Eric: The interesting thing is that when you’re voting for these awards, your interpretation of what that category means is different from – an awards show can only list maybe three or four people because they have to read under each award, because they have to read those on the air, who this means. But if you’re talking about ‘Best Cast’ that means everybody, and I think everybody who voted accordingly, they didn’t – or otherwise it would have just said ‘Best Main Character’ which is another category, right? So…

Micah: But you know what bothered me? And it probably shouldn’t because this is just the MTV Movie Awards. [laughs]

Eric: Whoa.

Micah: Is that you saw The Hunger Games win a lot, but then it got to ‘Movie of the Year’ and it was the Twilight film.

Andrew: Breaking Dawn: Part 1.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: Don’t act like you don’t know the title.

[Eric laughs]

Selina: That movie with vampires. [laughs]

Micah: I’ve never seen the movies and I’ve never read the books.

Eric: You know what? I thought that movie – sidetrack, I thought that movie was actually pretty good.

Andrew: Well, we know who voted. You, clearly.

Micah: Over and over and over again.

Selina: I just…

Andrew: That was odd. That was odd because Harry Potter and Twilight

Micah: No, but you see what I’m saying from a continuity standpoint.

Andrew: Right.

Selina: I just think it was odd.

Micah: You would have expected The Hunger Games to win.

Selina: Yeah, exactly.

Andrew: Right. That would have made perfect sense.

Selina: Because they are sort of the strongest fanbase at the moment. But I suppose in a way – could it make sense that maybe The Hunger Games and Harry Potter fans sort of split the vote? I know that all three kind of overlap, but…

Eric: Yeah, I think maybe the Breaking Dawn people thought – the Breaking Dawn troop, Twilight troop…

Selina: Right.

Eric: …thought that they had the best chance under that one award, because you’re talking about ‘Best Hero’ – sorry, Bella Swan doesn’t really cut it, and some of the other cast. Just in terms of all the other awards, I think maybe they all saw and united under one award. Not like I saw tweets about it saying, “Oh, only vote for – get Breaking Dawn in there,” but you’re right. But I think maybe they just all realized that that was kind of – their way to make their mark was for ‘Best Film’. I guess it is interesting.

Micah: One of the big things this year…

Andrew: Well, it was truly the Harry Potter/Twilight/Hunger Games awards because every single award that they presented on stage either went to Harry Potter, Twilight or The Hunger Games.

Eric: That is funny.

Selina: This is the only year where all three major franchises would…

Eric: Oh, yeah.

Andrew: Yes. That’s why it was so exciting, and yet it wasn’t exciting at all.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: What I was going to ask, though, is I thought that there was a lot of news about the fact that Twilight hadn’t been nominated in a lot of the categories that it usually was. In fact, their nominations were cut down, so their chance of winning actually wasn’t as high as it has been in years past.

Andrew: Oh.

Eric: Hmm.

Andrew: Yeah, because they’ve been winning non-stop for the past few years, so…

Micah: Yeah, might as well not even host the awards.

Andrew: Right.

Micah: Just give them out to Twilight every single year.

Andrew: But you know what? Truth be told, Harry Potter won all the awards because that Gibson Amphitheater is being torn down and Hogwarts is going to be sitting on top of it.

[Eric and Selina laugh]

Andrew: So take that, Twilight! Take that, Hunger Games!

Selina: Wow.

Eric: The last laugh goes to Harry.

Selina: I love that.

Andrew: Harry Potter has pwned them.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: Cedric is just sold out.

Eric: [laughs] I just pwned them? He’s pwned them.

Andrew: I just wish there was a commercial at the end that said, “Coming to this exact location…”

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: “…in three years: freaking Hogwarts!”

Selina: [laughs] They’d have a graphic of – yeah, all of the people in the audience being crushed by a massive Hogwarts falling…

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Eric: All those…

Andrew: The Twilight cast gets bulldozed over because…

[Eric and Selina laugh]

Andrew: …they’re starting to clear the amphitheater for the park. [laughs] “I’m sorry, we started an hour too early! Thought the show was over!”

Selina: [laughs] Oh no, this is so inappropriate.

Andrew: It was the last – was it ‘Best Movie’? That was the last award, they could have done that.

[Eric and Selina laugh]

Andrew: A bulldozer could have came in and knocked them over, and they could have started laying down some Hogwarts bricks.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Micah: Yeah, I mean, all those guys’ and girls’ acting careers are over anyway, after being in Twilight, so…

Andrew and Eric: Oh!

Andrew: Come on.

Eric: Oh man.

Selina: Aww.

Andrew: That’s below the belt.

Eric: [laughs] Oh.

Micah: It’s a joke, come on.

Andrew: Maybe they could work at the theme park.

Micah: [laughs] Exactly!

Eric: I’d suggest we move on but I’m not entirely done laughing yet.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Andrew: Says the person who liked Breaking Dawn.

Eric: Okay.

Micah: Cedric could work in the theme park. He knows all about Harry Potter.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: No? Enough.


Announcement: Ascendio 2012 & LeakyCon 2012


Andrew: Okay, well that’s it for the news this week. We don’t have a new theme park to look forward to this summer, but we do have LeakyCon and Ascendio, two Harry Potter conferences happening this summer. First up is Ascendio, happening in Orlando. That will be taking place July…

Eric: 12th…

Micah: 12th.

Eric: …through the 15th.

Andrew: 12th to the 15th.

Eric: Yup!

Andrew: [laughs] At the Portofino Bay Hotel, that’s on the Universal property. They’re going to be having a private party in the park. That is an extra ticket, just FYI, but when you go to register on HP2012.org, you can learn all about all the extras that you can buy. And MuggleCast will be there. No word yet on what day and time exactly what’s happening, but…

Eric: Oh, we’ve got to have a talk about that. [laughs] We can – hmm, excuse me. Yeah, to be announced. We’ll discuss that.

Andrew: And then a month later…

Eric: Woot!

Selina: Yay!

Andrew: …almost exactly a month later, is LeakyCon 2012, taking place August 9th until the 12th in Chicago, and we will also be there.

Eric: This, ladies and gents, listeners, boys and girls of all ages – MuggleCast is going to be celebrating our seventh birthday…

Selina: Wow!

Eric: …during LeakyCon week.

Selina: The magic number.

Eric: This is – I cannot say – yes, seven. Isn’t seven the most magically powerful number?

Selina: [laughs] Something about that, yeah.

Eric: Yes. Yes, it is. So, anyway, just throwing that out there. We don’t know what we’re doing yet, but it’ll be cool.

Andrew: Maybe we should get stickers printed up, like “Celebrating seven years” or something.

[Selina laughs]

Eric: The number seven? What would be really cool is if we could get all seven original hosts to go out. So pick up Laura, Jamie…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: …Ben – what’s Ben doing? Kevin Steck, bring him back. And get all of us there.

Andrew: You could probably talk Kevin into going. I feel like he would…

Eric: I could probably – I’ll give him a call.

Andrew: He’s doing well, he could come out. So yeah, so that is August 9th to the 12th. You go to LeakyCon.com for information about LeakyCon, you go to HP2012.org for information about Ascendio. And we’ll see you at one or the other, or maybe both.

Eric: Ooh.


Listener Tweets: Future Release of Harry Potter Encyclopedia


Andrew: Or maybe both. Okay, so now we have a Twitter question of the week. We asked to those who follow us on Twitter, Twitter.com/MuggleCast – we said:

“With all that has been said and announced by JKR recently, when do you predict an encyclopedia may be released?”

We’ve talked about all this conflicting info, and now there’s Book of Spells with new info, so we want to know when you think it realistically will be out. YESENIAORTA…

Micah: [laughs] What?

Andrew: …says:

“At least another two years until its release.”

cassiesavini says:

“I thought it was all going on Pottermore and there wasn’t going to be a book? If not, not until Pottermore is completely done.”

Uh-oh, that could be years away. That could be four or five years, for all we know. dakotah109 said:

“Not very hopeful it will be anytime soon, unfortunately.”

Catapiee says:

“I’m guessing not for a few years, based on her recent statement about it and that she is giving info for free on Pottermore. :(“

TDADC said:

“Honestly, I don’t see it happening anymore.”

[laughs] That’s a bold statement.

“My hype has gone down the drain. Guess digital world (Sony) is Jo’s new fav. #bummer”

This user is also giving the middle finger in his profile picture, so he’s naturally a very negative guy. Ceilidh Brennan said:

“Even though I’d love there to be one, I have a feeling we’re never going to get a physical book, which is really disappointing.”

Here’s another surprising comment. Alissa_V says:

“I’m not convinced she’ll ever write it, at least not in a traditional format with all extra material compiled in one book.”

Eric, Micah, Selina, everybody thinks – a lot of people think this is the end.

Eric and Selina: Yeah.

Andrew: No encyclopedia.

Eric: This is the end.

Selina: I’m kind of with them. Yeah.

Andrew: Really? Why, Selina, why?

Selina: Because I…

Andrew: Don’t say it’s so.

Selina: [laughs] Because I just – all this information that’s being released…

Micah: What do you know?

Selina: [laughs] I have secrets.

Micah: What have you heard in that country of yours over there?

Selina: [laughs] All of this information that’s being released online, and through games and what have you, I just think the more information is released in other ways, the less likely it is that we’re ever going to get an official handwritten – not handwritten, [laughs] that would be too much, but an official written…

[Andrew laughs]

Selina: …encyclopedia by J.K. Rowling where she gathers all this and she took all this stuff that she’s already published everywhere else. Because the great thing about the encyclopedia was supposed to be that she – we got all this new information about all the characters, all the backstory, but if that’s already been released, that’s not going to be – I don’t know. But then again, she will be doing it for charity – I don’t know. Andrew, you can convince me otherwise, because I want to believe. [laughs]

Andrew: I think she’s said so much at this point about an encyclopedia happening, it has to happen.

Eric: Yeah, possibly.

Selina: Okay, that’s a fair argument. [laughs]

Andrew: I mean, there’s no way she started working on it and then what, she changed her mind?

Selina: Yeah.

Andrew: She started working on it – let’s say a few months ago, even though it may have been a year or two ago for all we know.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Even though – in that message on her site, she said, “I have started work on this now,” implying that it just got started. So what, she just started working on it and then changed her mind? No way.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: No way.

Eric: Well, it did sound like that though. That’s what I thought. I was like, “Maybe it’s not going as smoothly as she hoped. Oh well, there goes that idea.”

Andrew: Well, it hit a bump in the road when Sony came knocking and said, [in a snobby voice] “Uhhh, don’t tease the encyclopedia, we need to tease Book of Spells and Pottermore.”

[Eric and Selina laugh]

Selina: Maybe.

Eric: That could be it.

Selina: That could be it.

Andrew: [in a snobby voice] “You’re taking attention away from our deal with you.”

Eric: That’s how Sony sounds to you?

[Eric and Selina laugh]

Selina: The voice of Sony.

[Eric and Selina laugh]

Selina: Sony. But, yeah, no…

Eric: I love your voices.

Selina: I think that because she has been doing all this stuff with Casual Vacancy and whatever else she’s writing, I’m sure this is just a way for her to say, “Okay, well, it might not be in the next two years. It might be in five, even ten years.” But…

Eric: Speaking of, guys, where is The Casual Vacancy book cover? Come on! How many pages is it going to be?

Selina: [laughs] It’s just going to be Jo’s face.

Eric: Where are the…

Andrew: Oh, I love sitting in anticipation.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: She can take her time with that.

Eric: Really?

Andrew: I’m looking – well, yeah, but I would bet – I’ll guess next month.

Selina: You know what? I think…

Eric: Really? With a – September 27th, is it? 29th release date? When will the cover have to be completed for that? Not to change the subject, but…

Micah: Ask Little, Brown, I don’t know.

Eric: Okay.

[Micah laughs]

Selina: I think it’s going to be something like a door, or something like that on the cover. I don’t know.

Andrew: Yeah, it’s going to be boring.

Selina: Yeah, that’s what I’m thinking.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: It’s not going to be interesting.

Selina: That’s the thing with The Casual Vacancy, is that I don’t know if she intentionally chose the most boring title imaginable, but it’s just – [laughs] I wish it had a more exciting name, I don’t know.

Eric: Is J.K. Rowling trying to be boring? As if, as if she could.

Selina: I don’t know! [laughs]

Andrew: No, but I really think – there’s not going to be anything to the cover, it’s not like we’re going to be able to analyze it much.

Selina: Mhm.

Andrew: We don’t know the characters, we don’t know anything about it. We’re not going to be able to be like, “Oh wait, is that Harry in the background? Is that Sirius in the background?”

Selina: Or maybe we will. [laughs]

Eric: Well, our track record is not that great either, because [laughs] remember when we analyzed Book 7 and they were in, like, a colosseum and it was…

Andrew: Hey, we got some things right over the years!

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Give us credit.

Eric: It did look like a colosseum, I’m just going to say that. But…

Andrew: Yeah. But yeah, I mean, I’m excited for the cover, don’t get me wrong. I just think we’re not going to be able to – and it will be very exciting to see it, [laughs] there just won’t be much to discuss. Because also remember, it’s an adult book and traditionally, I think those have pretty simple covers.

Eric: Yeah, usually focusing on one object, like a typewriter with blood on it.

Andrew: Right. Or even look at The Hunger Games. I mean, those have just a simple…

Eric: It’s the mockingjay.

Andrew: I mean, they’re representative of a lot.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Right, but it is simple. Of course we’ll analyze it no matter what.

Selina: Yeah.

Eric: Yeah.

Selina: I was going to say that. [laughs]

Andrew: It could be a trash can and we’ll pick it apart.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: This is where the encyclopedia went!

Micah: But was there much anticipation for the original Hunger Games? Didn’t it kind of take off on its own? I feel like there’s a lot more anticipation because J.K. Rowling is a known author, and having written Harry Potter, then anything on the cover is going to be analyzed and…

Andrew: Definitely, definitely. And that’s why I think there’s going to be midnight release parties for the book because people want to recapture that spirit.

Eric: That’s what I do want to organize, or see organized. I want to get that e-mail – I almost said from Borders. I do want an e-mail from Borders, I’m still waiting for another one – but Barnes and Noble, saying, “Hey, come party with us, we’re going to do some Casual Vacancy stuff.” I mean, it’s never too soon to…

Andrew: I’m going to one!

Eric: I’m going to plan my – you’re going? So is that set up? You already…

Andrew: No, no, but of course I’ll go to one.

Eric: Oh, yeah.

Andrew: I don’t care where it is. I’ll find one and I’ll go. I don’t want to out somebody, but somebody prominent in the Harry Potter fandom said that they are not – they don’t want a midnight release party.

Eric: Oh, wow.

Selina: But why?

Andrew: I thought, “You are nuts!” I – but yeah, midnight party, count me in. I’ll make my own midnight party if people aren’t – if bookstores don’t have them. [laughs] I’ll sell my own. I’ll buy a crate of Casual Vacancies and I’ll [unintelligible] to my apartment.

Eric: [laughs] I was going to say, Walmart will be the only bookstore still open at midnight if everybody doesn’t decide to do them.

Andrew: Yeah. Or you know what? This is what anybody could do at home: Have an e-book midnight release party. Everybody come over with their pajamas and their e-reader…

Eric: Oh no!

Selina: Oh my God, that’s just sad.

Andrew: …and at the same time…

Eric: A slumber – wait, do e-books…

Andrew: Everybody hit refresh at the same time and get their purchase at midnight.

Eric: Does that work? Do e-books become available at midnight?

Andrew: Yeah!

Eric: Crazy.

Andrew: Yeah. Just like with iTunes when an album is released.

Eric: Oh, yeah? Midnight. I’ve never bought – I’ve never waited for an album on iTunes, that’s why I don’t know. But okay.

Andrew: Well, there you go. Yeah, I think it’ll happen. And the advantage there is, actually, that if you’re on the West Coast, you can get it at 9 PM.

Eric: Ooh.

Andrew: So you get it a little early.

Eric: Yeah.

MuggleCast 254 Transcript (continued)


Muggle Mail: McGonagall’s Backstory, Hatstalls


Andrew: Let’s move on to e-mails now. Go ahead, somebody read the first one while my dog is barking.

Eric: This one comes from Caitlin, Georgia. This is in response to our Pottermore discussion – either last week or the week before, they do tend to blend together – about McGonagall’s backstory. Caitlin writes:

“McGonagall’s backstory kind of reminds me of Tom Riddle’s, especially the part about her parents where her mother was a witch and her father was a Muggle. The main reason Tom became Voldemort was because of his father, wasn’t it? His father abandoned his mother because of her magic. The only difference was that McGonagall’s parents didn’t leave each other.

Another thing about a Hatstall: I thought Neville was a Hatstall or maybe I read about someone else on Pottermore. I really like the backstories, though. They’re very informative.”

Selina: Neville was not a Hatstall, but he was close.

Eric: We covered this, didn’t we? Hermione – it’s a question of whether or not – the hat can take a long time to decide you, and still not – or even wonder if you wouldn’t be better in another house, but it’s not a Hatstall.

Selina: Yeah.

Micah: There’s – further down, from Sarah, 17, of California, she says:

“Hey guys, so in your Episode 253 you were discussing who were Hatstalls. You mentioned Harry, however on Pottermore they do say that Hermione and Neville were the two that came closest to being Hatstalls in Harry’s year.”

And she quotes specifically from Pottermore.

“Love the show. Keep it coming!”

Selina: It is a bit confusing though because – I mean, even with McGonagall and Flitwick, the hat did eventually decide. Or did they decide?

Eric: No, the hat decided.

Selina: Yeah. So how is that different?

Eric: Yeah, the hat decided. Right, I wonder how that is different. You’re right. Well, I guess timing-wise, right? If it makes its decision within three minutes or five minutes or something like that.

Selina: [laughs] Maybe. Three minutes or less, our Hatstall guarantee!

Eric: I think I read that, yeah. Well – okay, so then with McGonagall and Tom Riddle, interesting parallel, and I just think that people’s parenting really influences who they become. I think the thing with Tom though, with young Voldemort, is that he was an orphan and so he did – his mother died giving birth to him. He did blame his father for his mother’s death and for not being around and the fact that he was obviously not magical. That kind of thing just kind of fuels his hatred, whereas McGonagall – she just had a lot of regret because her parents, even though they were still together – and I think that makes all the difference – there wasn’t much love there after – there just wasn’t trust. So you just see how that influenced both of those characters throughout their lives. Fortunately, McGonagall still held really strong values. And I think that was what the difference is, is that McGonagall had her biological parents stick it out through tough times whereas Tom didn’t have any parents. He just had a shoddy, old orphanage.

Selina: Also, he was evil.

[Eric and Selina laugh]

Eric: Well, did the book ever answer that? Did you feel that way, Selina, whether or not he was born evil or made evil by his surroundings?

Selina: I feel like a lot of kids grew up in orphanages without growing up to be killers and horrible people. [laughs]

Eric: Yeah.

Selina: I think he was definitely evil.

Eric: Okay.


Muggle Mail: Draco Malfoy’s Real Father


Andrew: Next e-mail is from Caroline, 13, of Virginia. She says:

“Hi MuggleCasters! Love the show. Anyway, while I was re-reading ‘Half Blood Prince’ – U.S. softcover, by the way – I noticed something kind of odd. On page 114, Narcissa is talking to Draco about his father but uses a first name. Do you think that it is possible that Lucius isn’t Draco’s father after all? Not to say that Draco is Dobby’s son, like in ‘A Very Potter Musical’ or anything, but I really do think this is plausible. What do you think?”

[Selina laughs]

Andrew: I don’t get it. What does…

Eric: [laughs] It’s plausible that Dobby is Draco’s father?

[Selina laughs]

Andrew: No.

Selina: Is this the encyclopedia, really?

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: I don’t understand what this has to do with Dobby though.

Eric: Well, she’s just saying – okay, so in the Harry Potter books Narcissa, in one scene, is talking to Draco and says, “Your father this or that,” but because she doesn’t say Lucius by name…

Selina: I don’t know. I mean…

Eric: …then doesn’t that mean that he has a different father.

Selina: How many silvery-blond pureblood wizards are there, really?

Eric: Hmm. Is silvery-blond the dominant or the recessive trait?

Selina: That’s a good point.

Eric: Could she – yeah, I don’t know. Interesting, but – I mean, when you’re talking to your son, wouldn’t you say “your father” instead of “Lucius”? That kind of thing? Or “the boy’s father” to somebody else? I don’t know. It’s just word choice. Very interesting because I guess clues can be hidden in that way but I never got the impression that Draco had a different father.

Selina: Maybe Snape was Draco’s father. Dun-dun-dun!

Eric: [laughs] Oh, snap! Yeah, that’s Snape. Such a man gets all the action.

Selina: Maybe James was Draco’s father. [gasps]

Eric: Yeah, wouldn’t that be creepy?

Selina: Harry had a brother! Sorry.

Micah: Yeah, maybe Caroline can clarify what she means because I was looking through the book and I’m not finding what she’s talking about.

Eric: On page 114.

Micah: She uses his first name. Yeah, she refers to him as “Lucius”, but she doesn’t say…

Eric: Oh, she doesn’t say “your father”. Maybe she’s distant with him. I don’t know. Maybe it was that time of the month.

Micah: I don’t know.

Eric: She’s got to distance herself.

Micah: She just says maybe Harry – I closed the book but it said something along the lines – they’re in Madam Malkin’s and they’re fighting with each other, and she says she supposes that Harry will be reunited with Sirius before she’s reunited with Lucius, because he’s in Azkaban.


Muggle Mail: Harry Potter and Shakespeare’s Henry V


Andrew: Next e-mail is from Bailey, 15, of Oshkosh, Wisconsin:

“Hey guys, huge ‘Harry Potter’ fan and long-time listener here! Anyways, in my English class I am reading the play ‘Henry V’ and I made a Harry Potter connection. In Act V of the play there is a battle, and on the king’s side many of the fighters are disguised as the king, who is the main target. This particular scene made me think of the Seven Potters scene. Do you think J.K. Rowling uses history to inspire her writing in certain events in Harry Potter and Casual Vacancy? Keep up the good work. P.S. I think Eric has the…”

Oh, this can’t be right.

“…cutest voice ever.”

Eric: That’s got to be a typo or something.

Andrew: “Love you! :)”

Eric: Oh no.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Now I’m blushing and I have to answer this e-mail.

Micah: Is your girlfriend still listening?

Eric: Yeah, she’s right here.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Eric: Not reading the screen, evidently. Bailey is going to get cut. Okay, look, so…

Andrew: [laughs] She’s fifteen!

Eric: [laughs] Anyway…

Andrew: So yes, I think Jo has made it no secret that she has pulled from history before to influence her writing.

Eric: Absolutely. I mean, you look at examples throughout history of even ones that didn’t happen but through Shakespeare plays. I think there are definitely tons of intentional parallels there.

Selina: Mhm.

Eric: And let’s face it, good ideas like the Trojan horse, how many times is that going to be replicated?

[Prolonged silence]

Micah: Next e-mail?

Andrew: Go ahead, Micah. Read the next e-mail.


Muggle Mail: Pottermore for the Visually Impaired


Micah: Comes from Jim LoPresti, 45, of Perth, Australia, and he says:

“Hiya MuggleCasters. Thanks so much for the continued podcasts on ‘Harry Potter’. You guys are simply the best. I still have withdrawal symptoms and can’t get enough of the wizarding world. Jim Dale’s audiobooks rock and bring it all to life for me as a blind listener. This is the first time I have posted to you guys, but I’m a long-time listener and I’m constantly frustrated as a blind person trying to access and get through Pottermore. I use a talking screen reader and that works wonderfully well with all the text on Pottermore, but forget me trying to find keys or click on items on the screen. I’ve been in touch with Pottermore Help and they say they have contacted the Royal Institute for the Blind in England and the programmers are working on it, but nothing seems to be happening. I, like all ‘Harry Potter’ fans, want to get my wand and proceed through the book but can’t get past the chapter of Diagon Alley. Hopefully, some of the changes and fixes you guys discussed in Episode 253 will fix this problem for me. Again, keep up the good work. Regards, Jim.”

Eric: Completely unique e-mail, and I really just want to say how much I appreciate Jim writing in about this. If he wrote and got a response from Pottermore saying the programmers are in touch with the Royal Institute for the Blind, that they’re working on some accessibility features on Pottermore, I would say remain patient. You got your e-mail back, it says they’re working on it, and I think they’ll probably really be working on it. I don’t think it’s in Pottermore’s character to be disingenuous about something like that, so hopefully there will be a more accessible version of Pottermore for you. And yeah, I mean, the Diagon Alley chapter is really difficult. I didn’t even know where to click and I was staring at the screen for an hour, so I can see how that would be tough.

Andrew: Yeah, this is, I guess, a problem with such a deeply interactive site for people who are blind. This site relies so much on clicking around and discovering certain elements of the site.

Eric: Before you can proceed.

Andrew: Right.

Eric: Whereas a text-only version or – hey, we’ll say it again – an encyclopedia, an e-book or in some other format. Maybe an e-book version of Pottermore, even, would be a possible solution to read the content, which is very interesting. Now, the fact that…

Andrew: I…

Eric: Oh sorry, go ahead.

Andrew: Well, the one other thing I was going to say is that I guess the Pottermore’s argument here could be, well, it’s a video game. Pottermore is a video game and video games really aren’t accessible to the blind, either. Not that they would throw that in your face or something, but I think that would be their take on this type of situation. Yeah, just because they developed this a certain way that they knew would not be accessible to everybody and this is how they’re dealing with it. It stinks, I can imagine you being very frustrated over this, but I guess the one solution I would have for you is to do Pottermore with somebody who could help you through it.

Eric: Oh, that would be cool.

Andrew: Mhm.

Eric: Yeah, bring a friend.

Andrew: I wonder what Pottermore is doing, though. He mentioned that they contacted the Royal Institute for the Blind.

Eric: And they’re working with the programmers. Yeah, that’s…

Andrew: I guess maybe they’re giving Pottermore tips on how to enhance it.

Micah: Sure.

Andrew: I don’t know.

Eric: Yeah. No, that’s cool.

Selina: Could they do speech commands for the questions?

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah, maybe.

Eric: Oh, that would be cool.

Andrew: Maybe.

Micah: I just thought it was really great to get this e-mail, the fact that Jim listens to us on a regular basis. And I mean, if there’s obviously anything we can do on our end to help out with getting that taken care of, by all means. I’m sure that, though, as Eric and Andrew both pointed out, Pottermore is working for a solution, because I’m sure there are a lot of Potter fans out there who want to use Pottermore who are visually impaired in that sense, and they should have every means of being able to use it as everyone else.

Eric: Especially if there won’t be an encyclopedia.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: Right.

Andrew: And if Jim Dale doesn’t narrate it.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: That would be a problem. Next e-mail – Eric, would you like to read that one?

Micah: It’s the last e-mail, actually. We already touched on the last one when you were away.


Muggle Mail: James Potter’s Relationship with Vernon Dursley


Eric: So Christy, right?

[Prolonged silence]

Eric: Right?

[Prolonged silence]

Eric: Okay, I’m just going to go. This one is from Christy:

“Hi MuggleCasters! It seems unreal that I have now been listening to your podcast for almost two years! It gets better with every episode. On Episode 253, you were discussing how James Potter’s actions resulted in the rift between the Dursleys and the Potters. While this is partly true, it says that Vernon was trying to patronize James as well. Also, James was ashamed of his actions and tried to repair his relationship with his brother-in-law, but Vernon would not speak to him. James had probably never met anyone like Vernon and would not know exactly how to act around him, Vernon being the complete opposite of himself. Let me know if you guys agree. Love the show! Christie. P.S. When is Jamie going to be on another episode?”

Andrew: Well, we should have Jamie on another episode, I certainly agree. We can try to make that happen. Has anybody spoken to Jamie in a while? Are we sure he’s alive?

Micah: Yeah, I catch up every once in awhile with him on G-chat.

Andrew: Oh, good.

Micah: He is alive, as far as I know. [laughs]

Andrew: Okay. I haven’t spoken to him in awhile.

Micah: In England, doing well, as far as I know. So, that’s about all I can provide [laughs] because I don’t know much more than that.

Eric: Micah, I’ll get in touch with Kevin, you get in touch with Jamie, and we’ll…

Micah: Okay.

Eric: …see about bringing them to Chicago with Selina in August.

Micah: Sounds good.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: I think last week we tried to – or last episode – a lot of the discussion focused around how James really didn’t do much to solidify that relationship between himself and Vernon, and it was a bit one-sided but obviously we know who Vernon is and what his character is like, so he is just as much to blame, if not a little bit more so, I think, than James. But there’s still a part of me that thinks James could have made more of an effort.

Andrew: Oh yeah, I agree with you.

Eric: So much for opposites attract, right? We’ve got James and Lily, who are both very adept wizards, and then Vernon and Petunia who are both the same – very boring, very anti-magic. And they just can’t make it work. They just can’t get along very well.

Micah: That’s a good point.


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Andrew: All right. Well, that’s it for e-mails this week. As you can tell, our e-mail feedback form is working again. So if you go to MuggleCast.com, you click on ‘Contact’ at the top, you can fill out the feedback form there. Get to us with any comments you have about anything we have discussed on the show today. Also on the MuggleCast website, of course, you know what you can find there: a link to our iTunes where you can subscribe and review us, a link to our Twitter which is Twitter.com/MuggleCast, Facebook, Facebook.com/MuggleCast, and our fan Tumblr which is MuggleCast.Tumblr.com. Lots of good stuff to keep you, as a fan, busy. Also, we just passed National Wear Your MuggleCast T-Shirt Day. We retweeted some of the MuggleCast T-shirt wearers on the Twitter account for this one.

Eric: Proud to say I was one of them. Were you guys one of them?

[Prolonged silence]

Andrew: Yes.

Micah: Not this year, no.

Eric: Oh.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Just passed it by. [laughs]

Andrew: Maybe next year. Maybe next year.

Micah: No, I wear it from time to time. I don’t need a special day to wear my MuggleCast shirt.

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Andrew: Right, every day for me is National Wear Your MuggleCast T-Shirt Day.

Eric: It’s been the same day for years!

Micah: I wear it under my shirt at work. Just to the gym, wherever I go.

[Selina laughs]

Eric: I can see Micah ripping off a button-down shirt [laughs] and underneath is the mic bolt.

Selina: [laughs] Yeah.

Micah: Yeah. That’s actually my favorite shirt.

Eric: Oh, yeah?

Andrew: Yeah, that is a cool one.

Selina: I was just thinking I don’t have a MuggleCast T-shirt, but I actually do from the 2007 live podcast in London. I still have that somewhere.

Andrew: Oh. And I’m sure you’ll get another one this summer.

Eric: Wait, were you there, Selina?

Selina: I was there, yes, before I really knew who you guys were. [laughs]

Andrew: She was there. Aww.

Eric: Did you say anything? Did you come and see us afterwards?

Selina: No. Wait, did I? I’m thinking I might have done, yeah.

Eric: I can’t believe we were in the same room. Wait, were you the people in the same room, or were you upstairs watching on that…

Selina: No, we were upstairs.

Eric: You broke the ceiling lights?

Selina: We did. We were the ones, yeah.

[Micah laughs]

Selina: Can you believe it? Isn’t that strange? [laughs]

Eric: That’s so hilarious that you were there.

Selina: Yeah, so…

Andrew: If we only knew.

Micah: Yeah. And just a quick reminder that on MuggleNet, coming up on June 11th, are going to be the O.W.L. examinations where you can sit down and take actual O.W.L. exams in any number of subjects from Defense Against the Dark Arts to Potions to Astronomy to Muggle Studies. It’s all there, and you’ll get your appropriate grade via e-mail afterwards.

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Micah: So it is that time of year, if you were going to Hogwarts, you would be taking your O.W.L. examinations in your fifth year.

Selina: Awww.

Micah: So it’ll be a lot of fun, so be sure to check that out.

Andrew: All right, excellent. This has been a fun episode. Thank you, everybody, for listening. From Hypable, I’m Andrew Sims.

Eric: From MuggleNet, I’m Eric Scull.

Micah: From MuggleNet, I’m Micah Tannenbaum.

Selina: And from Hypable, I’m Selina Wilken.

Andrew: And we will see you next time for Episode 255.

Eric: Ooh, two fiddy-five!

Micah and Selina: Bye!

Andrew: Goodbye!

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