Episode #588: The Chamber of Drills (Chamber of Secrets, Chapters 1 and 2)


Join us as we begin Chapter-by-Chapter of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets! Harry’s abuse rises to new levels, the Dursleys obtain Death Eater status, and Dobby complicates Harry’s life despite his good intentions. From horcruxes to house-elves, from animal cruelty to servitude, there’s lots to unpack from on this weeks’ episode!

  • We reflect on reading Chamber of Secrets for the first time and what we’re expecting to get out of our re-read
  • Main Discussion #1: Chamber of Secrets, Chapter 1: The Worst Birthday
  • 7-Word Summary: The Day Harry Was Beaten By Family
  • We deeply analyze the Dursley’s mistreatment of Harry and add animal cruelty to the list of offenses
  • Wouldn’t Petunia know that Harry can’t do magic outside of school? Perhaps she does not want to reveal her knowledge of the wizarding world to Vernon?
  • How could Harry overcome the Dursleys’ restrictions except for the rescue from the Weasleys?
  • How does Dumbledore allow for this level of abuse to go on for so long?
  • Don’t use THAT word (MAGIC)… are the Dursleys the Death Eater equivalent in the Muggle world?
  • Can we glean anything positive from Dudley remembering Harry’s birthday?
  • Main Discussion #2: Chamber of Secrets, Chapter 2: Dobby’s Warning
  • 7-Word Summary: Surprises await Harry in his bedroom tonight
  • We analyze the Mystery of Dobby’s Ownership
  • When would Lucius Malfoy have begun planning to unleash the Diary Horcrux?
  • Connecting the Threads: we compare the behavior of Dobby in this book to Kreacher in Order of the Phoenix
  • What is our general consensus on Dobby? Helpful or super, super annoying?
  • Harry and Dobby: both are servants in their respective households, both are bound by magical contracts and both are treated horribly!
  • Next week: we’re off for Thanksgiving… (or are we)?
  • Quizzitch: In Chapter 3 of Chamber of Secrets, what is the last of Harry’s possessions to leave Privet Drive?
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Episode #587: Another Dangerous Year Gone (Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapter 17)

On this week’s episode of MuggleCast, we dive deep into the final chapter of Sorcerer’s Stone, connect some serious threads to Deathly Hallows and get after everyone’s favorite headmaster. Dumbledore apologists beware!

  • News: Leslie Phillips, voice of the Sorting Hat passes away at 98
  • The 6th Annual MuggleCast Patreon Holiday Gift Exchange is now live!
  • Chapter-by-Chapter for Sorcerer’s Stone concludes with Chapter 17: The Man With Two Faces
  • 7-Word Summary: Dumbledore comes at the situation with lies
  • Main Discussion 1: Dumbledore’s Task – we draw some strong parallels between Sorcerer’s Stone and Deathly Hallows
  • Does Voldemort read Harry’s mind, is it the Horcrux connection or just a lucky guess?
  • What made Dumbledore initially move the stone from Gringotts? What tipped him off? Do we know how Quirrell found out about its location?
  • Could Dumbledore not trust himself enough to keep the Stone in his own possession?
  • We analyze Snape’s “protection” of Harry throughout his first year
  • Main Discussion #2: YOU LIAR!
  • We dissect the conversation Harry and Dumbledore have in the hospital wing
  • “Humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.” How much is Dumbledore referring to himself in this moment?
  • Does Dumbledore’s refuse to tell Harry the truth for his own protection or to serve Dumbledore’s own selfish purposes?
  • How much is Dumbledore himself a Security Nightmare?
  • Odds & Ends cover iconic quotes, Quirrell’s twitching, Hagrid’s drinking and more
  • The Dumbledore Liar count finishes Sorcerer’s Stone at 8 while we revisit all of our 7-Word Summaries
  • Next Week: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets begins!
  • Quizzitch: What color are Dobby the House-Elf’s eyes?
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Episode #586: The Forest of Destiny (Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapters 15 – 16)


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This week the hosts are joined by Slug Club guest Michele, and Chapter by Chapter continues with chapters 15 and 16 of Sorcerer’s Stone. Listen as we discuss how the Centaurs may have been right all along, while Harry serves detention in “The Forbidden Forest.” After that, follow along as the trio go “Through the Trapdoor”! And we analyze each of the obstacles designed to protect the Sorcerer’s Stone. All this and more, including:

  • Welcome Slug Club guest Michele! If you would like the chance to guest-host on our show, visit our Patreon
  • News: New Warner CEO David Zaslav wants “More Harry Potter movies!” What does that mean?!
  • Main Discussion #1: Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapter 15: The Forbidden Forest
  • 7-Word Summary: Mars might tell of future conflicts forthcoming
  • Harry experiences exclusion like never before, after Gryffindor is down so many points. Have we ever disappointed our classmates in this way?
  • What If? Harry told McGonagall the truth about Hagrid and the dragon. Would things have turned out the same?
  • This detention in the Forbidden Forest is WAY too dangerous! And Hagrid even wants to split up!
  • What are the Centaurs seeing in the sky, and why are they so hesitant to interfere?
  • Main Discussion #2: Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapter 16: Through the Trapdoor
  • 7-Word Summary: Voldemort is hiding behind Quirrell’s incompetence – keys
  • Would it have made more sense for Ron to impersonate the Bloody Baron? Still, props to Harry for pulling it off!
  • Hermione has a tendency to freeze up under pressure. When else has this occurred?
  • Why wasn’t Snape’s logic puzzle included in the movie?
  • We close out the chapter with our MVPs of the Week
  • Next Week: we finish our Chapter by Chapter re-read of Book One!
  • Quizzitch: What does Voldemort tell Harry that he will do once he has the Elixir of Life?
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Episode #585: Does the Sorting Hat Divide Students Equally Across Hogwarts Houses? And More MuggleMail

On this week’s episode we dig deep into our MuggleMail bag as listeners weigh in on our latest chapter-by-chapter discussions. One voicemail leads the hosts to take sides in a Harry Potter date debate! Plus, we have fun paging through the beautifully illustrated Order of the Phoenix by Jim Kay.

  • We review the Order of the Phoenix Illustrated Illustrated Edition. There’s SO much to love in this one!
  • Speaking of books, don’t forget to check out The Magic of MinaLima, which is an exhaustive look at MinaLima’s work for the Harry Potter movies.
  • Voicemails cover magic’s origin, a Harry Potter first date, a Draco-focused Harry Potter TV show and more
  • Several listeners write in about Christmas gifts and Quidditch rules
  • Why doesn’t Hermione use her own wand to stop the troll?
  • Why did Hagrid really go to get Harry from the Dursleys?
  • Should Ron be allowed to have a rat at Hogwarts?
  • Is it the job of the Sorting Hat to equally divide the first year students?
  • One listener presents a strong defense of Petunia Dursley
  • Is the Hogwarts Express super inconvenient for students who already live close to Hogwarts?
  • Troll in the Dungeon:  is Dumbledore sending the Slytherins to their doom?
  • Quizzitch: When McGonagall gives detentions to the trio and Neville in Book 1, she says she’s “never heard of such a thing before.” What is the “thing” to which she is referring?
  • Next week: Chapter-by-Chapter returns with Chapters 15 (The Forbidden Forest) & 16 (Through The Trapdoor) of Sorcerer’s Stone
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Episode #584: Harry Potter and the Hotly Debated Book Title (Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapters 13 – 14)


This week the hosts are joined by Andy of Harry Potter Fan Zone, and Chapter by Chapter continues with chapters 13 and 14 of Sorcerer’s Stone. Listen as we discuss the real-life origins of Nicolas Flamel, debate whether ‘Sorcerer’s Stone’ or ‘Philosopher’s Stone’ is a better title, and revisit a fan theory about what Dumbledore did with alchemy. Then, the trio visit Hagrid’s Hut and Harry uses his powers of persuasion that he may or may not have inherited from Voldemort?! All this and more, including:

  • Welcome back, Andy! Check out Harry Potter Fan Zone, the top Australian HP fan site.
  • News: Many new books are now available including Tom Felton’s autobiography, Alan Rickman’s posthumous diary, and Order of the Phoenix illustrated by Jim Kay. The hosts discuss which ones they’ll be checking out.
  • Main Discussion #1: Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapter 13: Nicolas Flamel
  • 7-Word Summary: Secrets are revealed when chocolate is eaten.
  • We never did find out what work Dumbledore and Nicolas did on alchemy. Did Fantastic Beasts reveal more?
  • We review an old fan theory that we love about Credence’s origins.
  • In talking about the Sorcerer’s/Philosopher’s Stone, Andrew explains who was responsible for the title change.
  • Which is better, saying “Sorcerer’s Stone” (snappy, alliterative) or “Philosopher’s Stone” (boring)? Andy and the American hosts all debate.
  • The hosts review some early Mary GrandPré artwork including an alternate cover that Andy shares with the title “Harry Potter and the School of Magic”.
  • In fact, Harry Potter Fan Zone has the most impressive gallery of official artwork, exhaustingly sourced and categorized by Andy. Worth your time to check out!
  • Main Discussion #2: Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapter 14: Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback
  • 7-Word Summary: Hagrid reveals illegal practices inside his hut
  • This rare chapter is, in many ways, completely self-contained. The conflict presented is resolved at the end.
  • Life lessons from HP #???: Flattery will get you ev-erywhere!
  • Andrew’s new proposal of an HBO Max television show features Hagrid and his pet dragon. We’re in love.
  • Hagrid clearly has a soft spot for clearly dangerous creatures. Is this intentional foreshadowing to his plotline in Chamber of Secrets?
  • Is it reckless for Ron not to be honest with Madame Pomfrey about his bite? What if it’s magically infected?
  • The scene with Charlie’s friends is unspoilt by adaptation. What do we see when we see it in our heads?
  • We close out the chapter with our MVPs of the Week
  • Next Week: It’s a MuggleMail episode! Send us your thoughts on our recent chapters or tell us what’s on your mind!
  • Quizzitch: Which real-life Wizard Rock artist wrote a classic spurned love ballad titled “1991 – Charlie Weasley”
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Episode #583: High Flying Hijinks (Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapters 11 – 12)

On this week’s episode, we pay tribute to Robbie Coltrane, whose iconic role as Rubeus Hagrid made him beloved to costars and fans alike. Chapter-by-Chapter continues as we take flight with Harry in his first Quidditch match and explore the halls of Hogwarts beneath the Invisibility Cloak.

  • We remember Robbie Coltrane, the beloved actor who played Hagrid in the Harry Potter series
  • Main Discussion #1: Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapter 11: Quidditch
  • 7-Word Summary: Gryffindor surprises Hogwarts with winning very tastily
  • Why does Snape choose to confide in Filch after being attacked by Fluffy? Why does he not go to Madam Pomfrey? Or heal himself?
  • What is going through Snape’s mind when Harry sees him in this vulnerable situation?
  • Does Professor Quirrell’s attack on Harry during the Quidditch match do Quirrell more harm (for him) than good?
  • Security Nightmare: Why are there not more protections in place during Quidditch matches?
  • Main Discussion #2: Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapter 12: The Mirror of Erised
  • 7-Word Summary: Dumbledore gives Harry some advice about life
  • The hosts rank Harry’s Christmas gifts from best to worst, using math
  • How does this new information on The Mirror of Erised influence our thoughts on the magical device?
  • We discuss Harry’s (reckless) tendency of using gifts from anonymous sources
  • Laura connects the threads between several Mirror of Erised and Resurrection Stone passages
  • Why is Nicolas Flamel not more well-known?
  • Who did the hosts select as their Most Valuable Character/Chapter of the Week?
  • Next week: Chapter-By-Chapter continues for Sorcerer’s Stone with Chapters 13 and 14!
  • Quizzitch: In Sorcerer’s Stone, how old is Nicolas Flamel at the time of Harry’s first year at Hogwarts?
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Episode #582: Have a Broomstick, Potter (Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapters 9 – 10)

There are certain things you can’t do without becoming best friends, and podcasting about Harry Potter together is one of them! Chapter-by-Chapter returns with analysis of Sorcerer’s Stone’s “The Midnight Duel” and “Halloween”! Our trio of heroes get goaded by Malfoy into a trap, and then accidentally lock a troll in a bathroom. Harry also finds the one thing that he is naturally good at.

  • News: Jim Kay has announced he will be stepping down from making the illustrated edition Potter books. We thank him for his work.
  • Main Discussion #1: Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapter 9: The Midnight Duel
  • 7-Word Summary: Draco challenges Harry to a Midnight Fakeout
  • After Neville’s injury, the students leap to his defense. Have the hosts had similar moments at school, or were we all too scared to speak up?
  • In what is clearly another security nightmare, Madame Hooch abandons her class of 11-year-olds who 5 minutes ago were handed a very fast and dangerous broomstick for each of them. No wonder something bad happens next!
  • Laura asks what (specifically) makes Harry a natural at flying? Maybe abuse from Dudley made his reflexes better?
  • How blatant is what McGonagall does ‘favoritism’ toward Gryffindor House, and why does the First Years rule exist to begin with?
  • After narrowly avoiding trouble during the day, Harry and Ron immediately go wandering the castle at night. Shouldn’t they be more careful?
  • Should Harry have known that Malfoy was planning a trap? How does Malfoy have an inside line to Filch?
  • Did NOBODY walk Neville home from the hospital wing to make sure he could get in the Common Room?
  • Fluffy’s origins and comments on the movie adaptation are covered in ‘Odds and Ends’
  • Main Discussion #2: Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapter 10: Halloween
  • 7-Word Summary: Dinner is interrupted by a massive disturbance
  • Major things almost always happen to Harry on Halloween. Micah recounts some of the big ones.
  • Are Ron’s choice of words against Hermione a bit too much?
  • It is Hermione’s pronunciation advice which helps Ron successfully tackle the troll!
  • Have any of the hosts befriended people they were not expecting to like?
  • Examining Hermione’s motivations to lie, the act which solidifies her friendship with Harry and Ron.
  • HOW is it that Quirrell is not caught or at least hugely suspected for letting in the troll? Should Voldemort have used someone else instead?
  • The students of Hogwarts do not seem to dress up for Halloween, but if they DID, Andrew has ideas as to what they would be.
  • Harry and the Golden Snitch meet for the first time. Our hearts are all aflutter
  • If McGonagall had not discovered Harry’s talent during the first flying lesson, when would there be another chance?
  • Next Week: Chapter-By-Chapter for Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapters 11 and 12!
  • Quizzitch: In Chapter 9 of Book 1, Which secret passage out of Hogwarts do the Weasley Twins suspect Lee Jordan has found?
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Episode #581: What if Petunia had been accepted to Hogwarts? And more MuggleMail


On this week’s episode, we’re busting open our MuggleMail bag as listeners send in owls about the first several chapters of Sorcerer’s Stone! We entertain a few What Ifs about Petunia and Dudley and get some enlightening perspectives on Narcissa and Lupin!

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  • We’re opening up our Chapter-by-Chapter MuggleMail bag!
  • Why was Hagrid sent for Harry?
  • How big is the student body at Hogwarts?
  • What happened to both sets of Harry’s grandparents?
  • How did Dudley’s pigtail finally get removed?
  • Did Harry’s Horcrux impact the Dursley’s treatment of him?
  • What if… Petunia had magical ability and had been accepted at Hogwarts?
  • What if… Dudley was a wizard? Would Vernon have disowned him?
  • Could House-Elves be responsible for sending the Hogwarts letters?
  • Other MuggleMail covers Leta Lestrange, The Elder Wand, Narcissa Malfoy and Remus Lupin
  • Should Dumbledore have been sorted into Slytherin?
  • Why wasn’t Dobby asked to be in The Order?
  • Quizzitch: In one of their very first History of Magic classes, which two famous wizards do the students in Harry’s class get mixed up?
  • On next week’s episode: Chapters 9 & 10 of Sorcerer’s Stone: The Midnight Duel and Halloween
  • In this week’s Bonus MuggleCast available exclusively to Patrons, we discuss excerpts from Alan Rickman’s recently released diary, Truly Madly!
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Episode #580: Sorting Too Soon (Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapters 7 – 8)


On this week’s episode, we are joined by Potter film actor and director Rohan Gotobed! He joins Andrew, Eric, Laura, and Micah as they continue their Chapter-by-Chapter read-through of Sorcerer’s Stone, covering Chapters 7 and 8! Harry is sorted into Gryffindor House, and learns that Snape really hates him!

  • Welcome to the show, film and theater actor Rohan Gotobed, who you might recognize from playing Young Sirius Black in DH2!
  • Main Discussion #1: Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapter 7: The Sorting Hat
  • 7-Word Summary: Students arrive into the Great Hall nervously
  • Is the Sorting Ceremony too much pressure for First Years? Should there be something easier or a private ceremony?
  • Why is the hat kept a secret from all students and possibly not even mentioned in Hogwarts, a History? We know Hermione checked…
  • Americans struggle with British terms example 4,723, as McGonagall tells the students to ‘smarten themselves up.’
  • New Segment Alert: The hosts play “MAX That!” bringing an element from the chapter to life as a new Harry Potter streaming series
  • Harry has a dream that the hosts find to be VERY illuminating.
  • Was it right for Seamus’ mom to keep her magical secret from his dad?
  • Rohan pays tribute to all of Harry’s peers who made it to the Sorting Ceremony but were never seen again…
  • Main Discussion #2: Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapter 8: The Potions Master
  • 7-Word Summary: Eagerly Harry begins classes with angry teacher
  • What were our first impressions of McGonagall, Sprout, Flitwick and Snape?
  • New Segment: Mini Origin, where we dive into the name Quirinus and Quirrell in an effort to understand him better.
  • Snape speaks of potions very romantically, but is he overcompensating for the lost romance of Harry’s mom?
  • The ability to spot exactly where a potion went wrong is impressive, but Snape should not be teaching students.
  • Harry seeks refuge at Hagrid’s hut, and the hosts describe their in-school hideout locations.
  • The hosts reveal their coveted ‘Most Valuable Character/Chapter of the Week’ award nominees.
  • Next Week: it’s our first Muggle Mailbag episode since starting our Chapter-By-Chapter!
  • Quizzitch: According to Book 1, if you’re in the Great Hall facing the staff table, from LEFT to RIGHT what is the order in which the houses are seated?
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Episode #579: Stop the Huffle-Hate! (Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapters 4 – 6)

On this week’s episode, Chapter-by-Chapter continues with Chapters 4 – 6 of Sorcerer’s Stone! Join us as Harry learns he’s a wizard, ventures to Diagon Alley and boards the Hogwarts Express for the very first time! Plus, we meet Hagrid, Ron, Hermione, Draco and more!

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  • Main Discussion #1: Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapter 4: Keeper of the Keys
  • 7-Word Summary: Suddenly, Hagrid bursts through the door… BAM!
  • You’re a wizard, Harry!
  • Does Petunia’s angry response hint at her own desire to have become a wizard?
  • Do we find Hagrid to be convincing in his claims about Harry and his parents?
  • Main Discussion #2: Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapter 5: Diagon Alley
  • 7-Word Summary: Magic is being shown in the shops
  • Harry enters the Wizarding World for the first time!
  • Irresponsible Hagrid: is he the right person for this job?
  • What is with all of the Hufflepuff hatred?
  • Inside Ollivander’s: Does Harry’s wand foreshadow his Hogwarts House? This scene also explains Harry’s scarf colors on the U.K. cover!
  • What do we make of Harry’s Impostor Syndrome towards the end of the chapter?
  • Main Discussion #3: Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapter 6: The Journey From Platform 9 3/4
  • 7-Word Summary: Aboard the train Harry meets the Weasleys
  • Worst to First: From The Dursleys to The Weasleys
  • Ron & Harry: Bros forever at first sight
  • What are Harry’s first impressions of Hermione?
  • The hosts give their Most Valuable Chapter or Wizard of the Week
  • Next Week: Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapters 7-9
  • Quizzitch: From which vault number does Hagrid retrieve the philosopher’s/sorcerer’s stone?
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