Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #764, Ear Today, Gone Tomorrow (DH Chapter 5, Fallen Warrior) Cold Open Micah: I thought some of the 2FA or 2WFA questions were pretty weak, to be honest with you. [Andrew laughs] Micah: Like, “What were the last words Albus Dumbledore spoke to the both of us?” Eric: [imitating Dumbledore] “I…

Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #763, Zero Potters, Maximum Chaos (DH Chapter 4, The Seven Potters) Cold Open Laura: So I think in a way, Dumbledore is involved. He just can’t stay out of it. He can’t just be dead. Go away, Dumbledore. Andrew: [laughs] Get out of here already! Grace: Such a drama queen. Andrew:…

Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #762, Wiz-ness Protection (DH Chapter 3, The Dursleys Departing) Cold Open Micah: I don’t think they really have any information related to Harry that would be of value to Voldemort. Eric: Maybe what he likes on his toast in the morning? [Andrew laughs] Eric: They didn’t pay that much attention. And…

Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #761, “Hero-Zoned (DH Chapter 2, ‘In Memoriam’)” Cold Open Laura: What is the most scandalous thing you have uncovered about me to date, Andrew? Andrew: I’ve got some pictures of you you’re embarrassed by, so those are my lede of the book to really entice people. Laura: [laughs] Haven’t those been…

Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #760, “Burbage Burgers (DH Chapter 1, ‘The Dark Lord Ascending’)” Cold Open Micah: Portraits almost seem beneath Voldemort. Andrew: [imitating Voldemort] “I hate art!” Laura: Actually. [laughs] Show Intro [Show music plays] Andrew Sims: Welcome to MuggleCast, your weekly ride into the world of Harry Potter. I’m Andrew. Eric Scull: I’m…

Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #758, “Peeves Cast for the Harry Potter TV Show, Trailer Rumors, Charlie Weasley?” Cold Open Andrew: They don’t pick you unless you’re a child. Micah: So bring your nephews, and we’ll be fine. [Everyone laughs] Ivana: Listen, we’ll bring my chaos nugget. Andrew: [laughs] “What’s Harry Potter?” “Don’t worry about it;…

Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #757, “A Horcruxy Road Ahead (HBP Chapter 30, The White Tomb)” Cold Open Laura: Can you imagine being 15 and calling yourself Lord anything… [Andrew laughs] Laura: … and then well into adulthood? Andrew: Major red flag at 15. Laura: Like, “Yeah, I’m still Lord Voldemort.” Show Intro [Show music plays]…

Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #756, Dumbledoubt (HBP Chapter 29, ‘The Phoenix Lament’) Cold Open Eric: Can we all say, “Thank you, Severus Snape, from the bottom of our hearts”? “Thank you”? [Andrew laughs] Micah: I mean… Laura: He played a part that he needed to play. I don’t know that I would be naming any…

Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #755, Dumbledead (HBP Chapter 28, ‘Flight of the Prince’) Cold Open Eric: They did give us a nice little battle at the Burrow at Christmastime to keep the pace up. Micah: Ohh. Andrew: I’d rather have the other one. Micah: I mean, they had budget to burn down the Burrow. [Andrew…

Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #754, Severus, Please… Order Fries (HBP Chapter 27, ‘The Lightning Struck Tower’) Cold Open Micah: He recognizes the gravity of the moment. Eric and Laura: Yeah. Eric: Well, the gravity is about to recognize him too. [Laura and Micah laugh] Andrew: Oof, yikes. Laura: Aww. Show Intro [Show music plays] Andrew…