Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #767, Snitches Get Stitches (DH Chapter 7, The Will of Albus Dumbledore) Cold Open Eric: Does anybody ever refer to it as the close of life, though? [Andrew laughs] Laura: No, but I mean… Andrew: My life is closing. Laura: [laughs] Somebody just starts playing “Closing Time.” [Everyone laughs] Andrew: [singing]…

Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #766, Analyzing the New “Philosopher’s Stone” TV Show Trailer Show Intro [Show music plays] Andrew Sims: Hello, hello, everybody. Welcome. Happy Back to Hogwarts Day. Oh wait, no, it’s September 2. Micah Tannenbaum: Plus one. Laura Tee: Oops. Andrew: [laughs] “Plus one.” Laura: Eh, close enough. Micah: I was going to…

Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #765, Albus the Book Banner? (DH Chapter 6, The Ghoul in Pajamas) Cold Open Micah: Eric, is this what you’re going to be doing to Andrew, Laura, and myself in just under two weeks, right? Eric: Um, showing you the ghoul in my attic? [Laura laughs] Andrew: No, we’re going to…

Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #764, Ear Today, Gone Tomorrow (DH Chapter 5, Fallen Warrior) Cold Open Micah: I thought some of the 2FA or 2WFA questions were pretty weak, to be honest with you. [Andrew laughs] Micah: Like, “What were the last words Albus Dumbledore spoke to the both of us?” Eric: [imitating Dumbledore] “I…

Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #763, Zero Potters, Maximum Chaos (DH Chapter 4, The Seven Potters) Cold Open Laura: So I think in a way, Dumbledore is involved. He just can’t stay out of it. He can’t just be dead. Go away, Dumbledore. Andrew: [laughs] Get out of here already! Grace: Such a drama queen. Andrew:…

Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #762, Wiz-ness Protection (DH Chapter 3, The Dursleys Departing) Cold Open Micah: I don’t think they really have any information related to Harry that would be of value to Voldemort. Eric: Maybe what he likes on his toast in the morning? [Andrew laughs] Eric: They didn’t pay that much attention. And…

Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #761, “Hero-Zoned (DH Chapter 2, ‘In Memoriam’)” Cold Open Laura: What is the most scandalous thing you have uncovered about me to date, Andrew? Andrew: I’ve got some pictures of you you’re embarrassed by, so those are my lede of the book to really entice people. Laura: [laughs] Haven’t those been…

Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #760, “Burbage Burgers (DH Chapter 1, ‘The Dark Lord Ascending’)” Cold Open Micah: Portraits almost seem beneath Voldemort. Andrew: [imitating Voldemort] “I hate art!” Laura: Actually. [laughs] Show Intro [Show music plays] Andrew Sims: Welcome to MuggleCast, your weekly ride into the world of Harry Potter. I’m Andrew. Eric Scull: I’m…

Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #758, “Peeves Cast for the Harry Potter TV Show, Trailer Rumors, Charlie Weasley?” Cold Open Andrew: They don’t pick you unless you’re a child. Micah: So bring your nephews, and we’ll be fine. [Everyone laughs] Ivana: Listen, we’ll bring my chaos nugget. Andrew: [laughs] “What’s Harry Potter?” “Don’t worry about it;…

Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #757, “A Horcruxy Road Ahead (HBP Chapter 30, The White Tomb)” Cold Open Laura: Can you imagine being 15 and calling yourself Lord anything… [Andrew laughs] Laura: … and then well into adulthood? Andrew: Major red flag at 15. Laura: Like, “Yeah, I’m still Lord Voldemort.” Show Intro [Show music plays]…