Transcript #177

MuggleCast 177 Transcript


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Jim Dale: [as Professor McGonagall] This is Professor McGonagall welcoming you all to MuggleCast hoping you enjoyed – Dobby! Dobby, come here! Here! Dobby! [as Dobby] Yes, I’d just like to say how very pleased I am to introduce MuggleCast to all of you! Thank you! Thank you!

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Micah: Because Warner Bros. finally, finally, finally released Half-Blood Prince, this is MuggleCast Episode 177 for July 30, 2009.

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Andrew: Welcome back to MuggleCast, everybody! We’re here for our 177th episode. That’s kind of lucky, right? Two sevens.

Laura: Wow.

Mikey: That’s like double magical.

Andrew: We’ll never reach 777, so…

Matt: Aw!

Laura: Well, you never know.

Andrew: [laughs] We’ll have to do – I don’t know, maybe for fun we can jump 600 episodes.

Laura: We’ll be forty but we could do it.

[Everybody laughs]

Matt: [imitating an old man’s voice] Welcome to MuggleCast…

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: What episode is this?

Laura: MuggleCast, the Nursing Home Edition.

[Everybody laughs]

Mikey: Aw!

Andrew: It’s been a while since we’ve had a recorded home-grown episode, but we’re so happy to be back and we’ve got Laura here, Micah, Matt and Mikey along with me.

Matt: Hi, guys.

Laura: Hey, Andrew.

Micah: [in nerd voice] Hi, Andrew.

Laura and Mikey: Hey.

Andrew: [In nerd voice] Yay! Podcasting! And this is our first recorded regular episode since the movie release. Thank you for bearing with us as you waited two weeks for us to get this one out. But we have a lot to discuss, of course, with the movie. We still haven’t heard Matt and Laura – Matt and Micah’s thoughts and Mikey’s thoughts, too.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah. Sorry, I get confused. You three are like Matt, Micah and Mikey – it’s just…

Matt: Yeah, I know – that’s amazing.

Andrew: Seriously.

Mikey: But you know what, Matt? Me and Micah have “M-I”, you’re “M-A”.

Matt: Oh.

Mikey: You’re the odd one out.

Laura: So, you’re out of the club.

Andrew: So he wins.

Matt: Shoot.

Mikey: You’re out of our club. You’re out of our club, Matt.

Matt: But alphabetically, I’m in front of you two, so doesn’t that make me better?

Andrew: Oh. Ah yeah, I agree.

Matt: Yeah. No, I’m the odd man out, I guess.

[Everybody laughs]

Mikey: You want to be as cool as us!

Matt: Yeah, can’t we just call me Mitt?

Mikey: Mitt, Mitty?

Andrew: All right. All right, girls, you’re both losers because your name starts with an “M” and I am the winner with “A”, so let’s move on. Let’s get into the show. I’m Andrew Sims.

Laura: I’m Laura Thompson.

Micah: I’m Micah Tannenbaum.

Matt: I’m Matt Britton.

Mikey: And I’m Mikey B.

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News: Latest Half-Blood Prince Figures


Andrew: All right, Micah. We know the big news, of course, is the release of Half-Blood Prince, but has there been any other news to discuss besides that? Before we spend the entire episode on that.

Micah: Yeah. I mean, there’s obviously news going on right now because the movie was just released.

Andrew: Right.

Micah: A couple weeks ago. But let’s talk I guess, a little bit about the numbers that are out there, and according to the most recent numbers that I was able to find, it says that Half-Blood Prince has now made $222 million here in the United States, which is $14 million ahead of where Order of the Phoenix was twelve days after its release. And it’s made an additional $405 million internationally, bringing the worldwide total to $627 million.

Andrew: Wow, pretty impressive! How does that compare to Order of the Phoenix?

Micah: That I don’t know, as far as total is concerned.

Andrew: Hm.

Mikey: Give me a second, I’ll pull it up. There’s a website that I love called BoxOfficeMojo.com.

Andrew: That’s a great site.

Matt: I love BoxOfficeMojo.

Andrew: It’s interesting. I mean, a lot of people were thinking, well, is Half-Blood Prince going to make more money because of the delay? You know, there’s more hype, there’s more build-up. But it doesn’t seem like that happened. Could it be because of IMAX being delayed? It’s just coming out today, the day we’re recording, this Wednesday.

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: But do you think that’s going to really spike sales?

Laura: I don’t…

Matt: I don’t know.

Laura: …think so.

Andrew: Really, Laura?

Mikey: I know I’m going back again, like, two weeks later.

Laura: Yeah, I mean…

Andrew: Me too.

Laura: I definitely will, too.

Mikey: Normally I would see it a bunch.

Laura: But I guess I’m just thinking about the earlier films, where there wasn’t IMAX and the sales were really good. I mean, obviously the sales have improved each time.

Andrew: Yeah.

Laura: I don’t know. Most people don’t seem very impressed with going to pay $12 to see a movie that has, like, twenty minutes of IMAX footage in it, you know?

[Andrew laughs]

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Well that’s almost what a regular ticket costs, too, so, I mean, what’s the difference?

Matt: Well, no, I think it’s a…

Laura: Well depending on where you live. [laughs]

Matt: Yeah, it’s a little bit more.

Andrew: Right. But what are the numbers, Mikey?

Mikey: Well, opening weekend in general for Half-Blood Prince was $77,835 – or $77,835,727. Opening weekend for Order of the Phoenix was $77,108,414.

Andrew: Whoa.

Mikey: And I did a little on the calculator; it’s only $727,313 more than Half-Blood Prince made…

Andrew: Wow!

Mikey: Opening weekend. Now, again, that’s just opening weekend stats.

Andrew: That’s surprising. So I guess what that says is really that the fandom hasn’t changed a bit.

Mikey: Order of the Phoenix also opened up in 4,285 theaters, whereas Half-Blood Prince actually opened up in more with 4,325 theaters. So…

Andrew: Ah.

Mikey: So it opened up in more theaters and that makes sense, but again, you’d think that they would make more money with that…

Andrew: Right.

Mikey: …couple hundred theaters – or a hundred theaters more.

Andrew: So what it sort of says is that the film sort of still has the same amount of fans. It hasn’t grown, it hasn’t shrunk. So…

Micah: Well…

Andrew: Even with – I mean, the big thing with Order of the Phoenix was that there was that book coming out right after.

Matt: Yeah, that was a big summer for Harry Potter.

Micah: But twelve days into it, though, they’re saying that Half-Blood Prince has pulled out front by fourteen million. So that’s a little bit different in terms of what – opening weekend is what Mikey just said, but now that…

Mikey: Yeah.

Micah: …more updated statistics are saying that it’s pulled out a little bit further.

Mikey: Yeah, at the two-week out it’s definitely further ahead because if you look at the domestic total, like, we’re almost to the complete domestic total in the U.S. of what Order of the Phoenix made.

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: And we’re only two weeks in with today being the release of the IMAX, which I can’t imagine you being a fan and not wanting to go see IMAX just because it’s a completely different experience.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: I didn’t…

Mikey: It’s just awesome, I love IMAX.

Andrew: I didn’t see IMAX with Order of the Phoenix, but it was sort of because I wasn’t too happy with the film, but this film I love. But let me ask you guys about G-Force; this stupid hamster movie…

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: It beat Half-Blood Prince the second weekend. This past weekend G-Force pulled in a few million more than Half-Blood Prince, and that blew me away.

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: How could Half-Blood Prince not outperform better than stupid spy hamsters its second week in theaters?

[Matt and Laura laugh]

Mikey: You know that actually doesn’t surprise me simply because if you look at the drop-off, we just quoted opening weekend with seventy-seven million dollars, right? The drop-off was drastic, you know, the second weekend. It went to like – what was it? – fifty? I’m trying to find the numbers real quick for the second weekend when Half-Blood Prince pulled in…

Micah: I think it was around 30.

Matt: Yeah.

Mikey: Yeah, it was like 30. It was a drastic drop-off. Now you’ve got to remember that the core fans, or a lot – well not the core fans – but a big chunk of Half-Blood Prince‘s fans are in the same viewing audience as what G-Force is. Now…

Matt: What?

Mikey: We’re a little bit older so – well think about it; all the moms and their little kids want to go see Harry Potter…

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Well, yeah….

Mikey: …we’re a little bit older, and yes, we’re older and G-Force is not as appealing to us, but a good chunk of the people that went and saw Harry Potter the first weekend, now want to go see a movie again, they’re not going to see Harry Potter again. They’re going to see G-Force.

Andrew: True.

Mikey: So G-Force definitely has a lot of people coming to it.

Andrew: True.

Mikey: And, of course, I don’t know about your theater, but I know G-Force was a preview in my theater saying, “Opening next weekend.” So, again, you saw…

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey:Harry Potter the weekend before and now you know these cool hamsters are coming out next weekend, and you want to have your mom take you.

Andrew: They’re not cool. They are not cool.

Micah: I don’t know what it says about us, though, because while G-Force took the box office here, over in England, Half-Blood Prince stayed up at the top. So…

Matt: Yeah.

Micah: …I guess…

Laura: Okay.

Andrew: See, Americans…

Laura: Well, see…

Micah: …we don’t know…

Andrew: …are so inundated with crap…

Laura: Yeah. See this…

Andrew: …that…

Laura: …is the country…

Andrew: …they’ll go for…

Laura: Wasn’t…

Andrew: …hamster movies.

Laura: …that Beverly Hills Chihuahua movie, like, number one…

Micah: Yes!

Matt: Yeah.

Laura: …for some ridiculous…

[Andrew laughs]

Laura: …amount of time?

Andrew: Well, they picked a weekend that didn’t have much competition. [laughs] I hope Harry Potter would have beaten Beverly Hills Chihuahua in its whole week.

Laura: Well, you never know. [laughs] It just got beaten by spy hamsters.

Andrew: Oh, I know. I hear you.

Matt: It’s so…

Andrew: I don’t…

Matt: Well, Flo Rida was in this – in the movie too. He was singing.

Laura: [laughs] Oh.

Andrew: Where did you hear that?

Matt: They – that…

Laura: Well…

Matt: …totally…

Laura: …there you go.

Matt: …contributed to it.

Laura: That answers it.

Andrew: Well, let’s move on from that. We get it. Half-Blood Prince was a great success. What else is going on, Micah?


News: Alcohol in Half-Blood Prince


Micah: Well, kind of along the lines of Half-Blood Prince, there was an article done by the New York Times talking about drinking in the movie and its impact – or potential impact I guess that it can have, on children that are underage that are going to see it. And there are a couple of scenes that were mentioned and I think the first one was actually put in by the director. I don’t remember in the book itself Hermione being tipsy after their trip to Hogsmeade. But there was Hagrid, obviously. He passed out in the hut when Harry and Slughorn are visiting with him after Aragog’s death. And then also the poisoned mead that Ron drinks. So…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: …a couple of instances of alcohol in the movie. But to me when I was watching the movie, that really didn’t strike me at all. I didn’t really think much about it. But I guess mothers who are taking their children have a little bit different opinion.

Andrew: And there were some moms quoted in this article, right?

Micah: Yeah. One mother, Liz Perle, who is a mom of two teenage boys, said that, “She was bothered by so many scenes showing alcohol as a coping mechanism.”

Laura: Oh my God.

[Andrew laughs]

Matt: Isn’t that what…

Laura: Give me…

Mikey: She’s Laura Mallory.

Laura: …a break.

Matt: Isn’t that what alcohol…

Laura: Yeah.

Matt: …is, though?

Andrew: Laura, why does that send you off?

Laura: Okay. Because people – I think again this is just an instance of somebody taking this issue and trying to put it up on a pedestal. And making a big deal…

Mikey: I agree.

Laura: …out of it because it’s in something that’s mainstream. They’re just trying to get attention.

Andrew: Hm.

Laura: It’s the same case with Laura Mallory. What they’re not considering is, of course, the story is based out of England. And unfortunately for us, we’re the…

Mikey: Cheers.

Laura: We’re the…

Mikey: Thank you.

Laura: Yeah. We’re the only country on this planet that has such a taboo kind of outlook towards alcohol. Everybody else kind of just use it as a casual thing. Like, let’s go and have a drink.

Andrew: Good point.

Laura: No, no. Not us. We aren’t fun.

Andrew: Although I got to say, it was kind of surprising when you see Hermione looking a little drunk [laughs] coming out of The Three Broomsticks. I mean, that made me laugh a bit.

Laura: I thought it was funny, but it…

Matt: I thought it was cute!

Laura: …didn’t bother me.

Andrew: It was funny, but surprising. But what, Laura?

Laura: I said it didn’t bother me. Like, I…

Andrew: Oh, okay.

Laura: I don’t know. I don’t get these people.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: I agree.

Micah: I mean, let’s not…

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: …even focus on the violence of the film. Let’s focus on the fact that, you know, there’s a little bit of alcohol here and there. But there was another quote that I think sums it up a lot better. And this woman said: “I think the alcohol angle washed over me because of the magical context of the film. This isn’t a real school, real teachers or real students, so it’s almost like the drinking isn’t real. I wonder…”

[Andrew and Laura laugh]

Micah: “I wonder how many kids even know what mead is.”

Andrew: That’s true.

Laura: Hm.

Andrew: That’s true. And it’s not, like, the stuff was that – it wasn’t that obvious. Like, when Hagrid falls backwards and hits his head, he could just be tired and falling asleep.

Micah: Right.

Andrew: And Hermione didn’t come off too drunk. So it wasn’t too over the top. I agree with Laura. They’re trying to get attention. We weren’t even sure if to post this on MuggleNet. I mean, if this was from, like, a tabloid or something, we wouldn’t have. But the fact that it was from the New York Times and – you know, they’re not perfect, but…

Laura: I think it goes to show…

Andrew: …they’re…

Laura: …that they were having a slow news day.

Matt: Yeah. [laughs]

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah.

Micah: Yeah. I agree.

Andrew: What else is going on, Micah?


News: Harry Potter Damaging Journalism


Micah: Well, a recent article by Baylor University asks if Harry Potter may have a negative impact on newspapers and journalism. And one of the quotes from the article says, “The books present an unnecessarily pessimistic view of journalism today. Since literature can play an important role in helping children learn and possibly empathize with situations experienced by the characters, the potential for influence on journalism is strong.” And I assume that it’s referring to Rita Skeeter…

Andrew: Right.

Micah: …and The Daily Prophet.

Andrew: And also – yeah. It also talks about the stuff with the Ministry. It says, “The analysis finds” – The analysis, the study they did, “…finds an overwhelmingly negative representation of journalism throughout the first six books, raising concerns that child readers will view journalism as corrupt, deceptive and an unattractive career choice.” So yeah, it does focus on Rita Skeeter, and I think a little bit on the Ministry too.

Matt: Right.

Andrew: …controlling the Daily Prophet, so what do you guys think about this? I mean this is a really interesting study, I thought, from Baylor University. Laura, do you have any opinions on this? Do you think it negatively affects journalism?

Laura: No. I think journalism negati – [stumbles] negatively affects journalism.

[Andrew, Laura and Matt laugh]

Andrew: But you could argue that if kids who aren’t very aware of journalism look at this or read the books and…

Mikey: This is the same thing as before with the drinking. It really is.

Andrew: Right.

Mikey: And they’re taking one aspect – and same thing with the Dumbledore being gay issue. You can take any aspect of any book – not just Harry Potter and say, “Oh, it casts a bad light on whatever.”

Matt: Yeah, they’re just…

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: …doing it for Harry Potter because it’s a really popular series.

Andrew: Yeah, I…

Mikey: And its popular right now because the movie just came out.

Andrew: I still did find it interesting. I don’t know.

Micah: Yeah…

Andrew: Let me get Laura back in. Go ahead, Micah.

Micah: I think though too, you have to remember that the story’s coming from one individual’s perspective and a lot of times its how that person is being perceived by the newspaper and…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: …if you notice, there are a number of characters in the series that agree with what’s being said in the newspaper about what’s going on and we’ve done shows in the past too where we’ve talked about media corruption, government corruption, which is stressed very, very strongly – even J.K. Rowling has said so in this books. I mean she’s making a point about how the media can act at times and how the government can act at times and they’re very strong suggestions, just like any other themes that are in the books.

Andrew: All right, well enough with the studies. Enlighten us with some other news please, some news that Laura won’t get angry about.


News: Ultimate Collector’s Editions


Micah: Okay, I can’t promise that she’s not going to get angry about this.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: But one of the other stories, non-Half-Blood Prince related – the Ultimate Collector’s Edition of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone and Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets are now available for pre-order on Amazon and now the online store has revealed the Blu-ray and standard DVD covers.

Matt: Woo!

Andrew: Yes!

Micah: You asked the question, Andrew, is this a little bit too early?

Andrew: I like – yeah – I – this – I don’t know, I mean we know now and David Heyman said at the premiere that they’re going to be doing some Ultimate Collector’s Edition once all eight films are out. But I just think it’s a little early to be releasing Sorcerer’s Stone and Chamber of Secrets Ultimate Collector’s Edition. I mean, yeah, it’s been almost ten years but like can’t you guys see them releasing like Super Mega Ultra Super Plus Plus Plus…

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: …Editions like another ten years from now?

Matt: Why would they call it the Ultimate Collection if they’re not all out yet? Wouldn’t the ‘ultimate’ signify that all of them have to be out together?

Andrew: Well the ultimate of each one of these films.

Mikey: Yeah this is the Ultimate Can’t-Get-Any-Better Collector’s Edition DVD.

Andrew: Yeah and you know they’re going to re-release these!

Laura: Oh yeah.

Andrew: They’re going to be doing like a 10th anniversary edition.

Mikey: I’m waiting for the 20th anniversary special edition version just like Star Wars where they’re going to go in, add new songs, new dance things. It’s really – it’s going to be just like the Star Wars saga.

[Matt laughs]

Mikey: They’re going to have all these different versions and then they’re going to release – you know, fifteen years later they’re going to release the definitive, re-mastered, perfect edition and that’s the one you’re going to want to get.

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: But are you really going to wait fifteen years for the whole thing to be done and everything to get it? No.

Andrew: No.

Mikey: You’re going to buy it as you go and maybe, you know – I know I had all the Star Wars movies on VHS tapes and everything and finally when they came out on DVD – I have three different DVD copies of it. And same thing with Harry Potter, I have two copies of a couple of my favourite ones on DVD and I have a couple Blu-ray versions too. So you’re going to end up buying multiple copies, just like how I have multiple copies of the books. So…

Andrew: It’s got to have a lot of stuff on it because it retails for fifty dollars and Amazon has it for sale at thirty-five but…

Micah: That’s a lot.

Andrew: …fifty dollars I mean – yeah, that’s not a standard Blu-ray price.

Mikey: Yeah.

Andrew: So I’m wondering what the hell is also going to be on this.

Matt: Well do you think it might be like what they’re doing now with a DVD, Blu-ray and a digital copy? Plus like something else?

Andrew: Maybe. Yeah. What it says right on the cover of Year 1 – the Year 1 box, it says, “Includes ‘Creating the World.'” So maybe new interviews about creating the Great Hall and all that? Who knows? If it’s new interviews that would make it worth it. But…

Matt: Mhm.

Micah: I know we said it didn’t have anything to do with Half-Blood Prince but could they be releasing these now because there’s the hype surrounding the movie?

Andrew: Probably, I mean these aren’t even out yet though.

Micah: Oh.

Andrew: And they don’t have set dates, we just have covers so – who knows what’s going on here?

Matt: I do like the design of the covers too.

Andrew: Yeah. Yeah yeah, I do like how they’re all like they have the big number “Year 1,” “Year 2.”

Mikey: Yeah and I like the color scheme where it’s blue and then red. I want to see what the next one has.

Andrew: Yeah, and the disc – the Chamber of Secrets cover says, “Includes ‘Creating the Characters.'” So Year One has, “Creating the World,” Year Two has, “Creating the Characters,” Year Three will have, “Creating the Random Stuff Alfonso Comes Up With,” possibly?

[Laura and Matt laugh]

Matt: “Creating the Stuff.”

Andrew: Year Four will have, “Creating the Director We Really Didn’t Like.”

Laura: Yeah. [laughs]

Andrew: “Why We Chose Him.” How exciting. I can’t wait to see those. [laughs] Okay, Micah, what else? Out with it already. Come on.


News: Theme Park Update


Micah: All right, Wizarding World of Harry Potter update. We got some news today from down in Orlando.

Andrew: Hm.

Micah: A sleuth named Laura Thompson…

[Andrew and Laura laugh]

Micah: …over at the…

Laura: Oh, really?

Micah: …highway central message boards has unearthed a dozen recent trademark applications made by Warner Bros. Entertainment that appear to be for rides, shops and restaurants that will be part of the Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal, Orlando. And we got a bunch of those names. Some of them not surprising, others a little bit interesting. Do you want to go through those names?

Andrew: Yeah, give us a preview. What are we going to be calling these things?

Micah: The rides supposedly are, “Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey”…

[Andrew, Laura, and Matt laugh]

Micah: …which…

Laura: That’s original.

Matt: It sounds like an Indiana Jones movie.

[Laura and Micah laugh]

Andrew: Maybe that’s just a place – I have a feeling that one’s just a placeholder. They couldn’t name it something that corny.

Mikey: Oh, come on.

Micah: Well they think that’s going to take place in the castle itself. Yeah.

Laura: Oh my God.

Andrew: Hmm.

Micah: All right. “Flight of the Hippogriff.”

Matt: Ooh!

Andrew: Eh, okay.

Matt: That sounds like a roller coaster.

Micah: And “Dragon Challenge”…

Andrew: “Dragon Challenge”?

Micah: …which they think is going to be a roller coaster.

Laura: Oh, yeah.

Matt: The Dragon Challenge?

Andrew: There’s already an existing ride – Laura, I think you’ve talked about this before…

Laura: Yeah.

Andrew: …the Duelling Dragons ride?

Laura: Mhm.

Andrew: And they’re just going to re-theme it.

Laura: Yeah, pretty much. They already have two giant dragons built outside of it, too. So I think…

Matt: Awww.

Laura: Yeah.

Andrew: Oh.

Micah: So what…

Andrew: Is it a good ride?

Laura: It is a really good ride. It is good, so…

Micah: Are we thinking they’re going to take the dragons from Goblet of Fire and use them…

Laura: I think they might just…

Micah: …for this ride?

Laura: …remodel the ones they have to make the look more Harry Potter-ish.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Do you think like the Flight of the Hippogriff might be like the Flying Dumbo ride at Disneyland?

Laura: Well, that’s what I’m thinking because…

Mikey: I hope so.

Laura: There’s actually like in that section of the park, there’s a kids’ roller coaster called the Flying Unicorn…

Andrew: Oh.

Laura: …so when you said that, that’s what I thought of.

[Andrew laughs]

Laura: I was like, “Aw, man. Seriously?” [laughs]

Mikey: No, I hope it is. That would be so much fun. Can you imagine like climbing…

[Laura laughs]

Mikey: …into a little Hippogriff and going around? Like, I really want it to be just like Dumbo where you can go up and down. It’d be so much fun! [laughs]

Andrew: I want thrill rides.

Mikey: Yeah, but I want rides where I can take photos and goof off and have fun. I think the Flight of the Hippogriff, which is my Dumbo with Buckbeak. That would be awesome.

Laura: I think as long as they sell shirts that say, “I survived the Flight of the Hippogriff,” that would be okay.

[Everyone laughs]

Mikey: That would be so awesome! Come on, if it’s like Dumbo, I survived this crazy, crazy ride.

Matt: Ah, man. I think I’m kind of with Andrew. I’d rather be in this kind of plastic Hippogriff and then fall – like free falling like 500 feet with a Hippogriff. Or maybe…

Andrew: Yeah, like Tower of Terror.

Matt: Yeah! Like…

Andrew: Only it’s Tower of – Tower of Astronomy, or Astronomy Tower of Terror. [laughs]

Laura: Dumbledore’s death. Oh my God. That would be so horrible. [laughs]

[Andrew, Matt and Mikey laugh]

Mikey: Oh man.

Matt: Oh God.

[Laura laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, like right before the first big fall…

Mikey: You see a big green light.

[Laura and Matt continue laughing]

Mikey: And then you drop.

[Andrew, Laura, Matt and Mikey laugh]

Micah: Ohhh.

Andrew: No no, you hear, “Sirius, plea-” or, “Severus, please.”

[Andrew and Laura laugh]

Andrew: And then it drops.

Matt: As soon as you fall down, you hear, “Avada Kedavra![laughs]

Andrew: Let’s go to Universal with that.

Mikey: Yeah. You hear “Avada Kedavra” and it’s a green flash, and that’s when they take your picture and that’s when you fall.

Laura: [laughs] Oh my God.

Mikey: Since it’s a green flash, you’re tinted green as you’re falling.

Andrew: We should work for…

Laura: We should.

Andrew: …Universal. We need to propose some of these ideas. Let’s come up with some proposals.

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: Okay. Well Micah, I believe there’s some last-minute news to discuss as well. Or one last piece of news to discuss.

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News: Deathly Hallows Filming Update


Micah: Last piece of news here is some Deathly Hallows filming to update on. We posted not too long ago that filming got underway what looks to be part of the Seven Potters chase scene.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: But what’s odd about it is that it looks like they’re filming it on the ground, and it’s supposed to be taking place in the air.

Andrew: Yeah. [laughs]

[Matt laughs]

Laura: What?

Andrew: That’s upset a lot of people. [laughs] So yeah, like these photos – now the thing to keep in mind is that this doesn’t mean the whole journey’s going to be on the ground. Maybe this could be like, I don’t know, the beginning of it and then they’ll go up in the air or something. Because…

Laura: Or maybe they’ve thrown in some random battle that didn’t exist in the book.

Andrew: Yeah. [laughs] I’m just thinking that if – assuming that they are going to film the flying scenes, we’re not going to see them filming these anyway, because they need to do them inside studios. And there won’t be paparazzi in there shooting that, so I think people shouldn’t worry.

Micah: The other weird thing is that they’re driving against traffic, so that leads me to believe they’re going to be using this in the film at some point.

Andrew: Oh yeah. I didn’t notice that. Man, that’s going to add some extra fun. Some extra thrills, it’s like he made a wrong turn or something.

Micah: Mhm.

Mikey: We’re going the wrong way!

Andrew: And there’s some shots of Harry turning back and casting spells so it’s interesting, interesting. A little worrying but…

Micah: It’s probably going to be similar to Order of the Phoenix when they were on the Thestrals flying back and they went through London.


News: Deathly Hallows Cast Update


Andrew: London, yeah. Any other Deathly Hallows news?

Micah: Yeah…

Andrew: Micah?

Micah: Bill Nigh was cast as Scrimgeour during our time off.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: And it says he starts filming next week in his role.

Andrew: Oh.

Micah: So that should be cool.

Matt: To be honest, did anybody not see this coming?

Andrew: I didn’t know who Bill Nigh is, but apparently everyone has…

Laura: Really? You’ve never seen like Pirates of the Caribbean?

Andrew: I have, but I didn’t – who does he play?

Laura: He’s Davy Jones.

Matt: It’s a remarkable likeness.

Andrew: Oh!

[Laura laughs]

Mikey: What about Shaun of the Dead?

Laura: Yeah, that too.

Matt: Love Actually.

Andrew: I haven’t seen that.

Laura: And Hot Fuzz.

Mikey: Hot Fuzz? Come on!

Matt: Underworld!

Andrew: Okay, sorry. I’m not up on my films, stop hating on me. I could just develop Harry Potter rides, that’s all I can do.

Laura: [laughs] Avada Kedavra!

[Micah laughs]

Mikey: Flash!

Matt: Waaah!

[Andrew and Laura laugh]

Andrew: No, all I want it to say is, “Severus, please.”

[Laura laughs]

Andrew: And then we just fall at the speed of light.

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: And you see Dumbledore’s body going down with you in front of you.

[Laura and Mikey laugh]

Laura: Man, that’s awful.

Andrew: That would be so cool!

Matt: How would that be cool?

Andrew: Because I love the Tower of Terror at Disney and that’s a…

Matt: You want to see some guy plunging down to his death while you’re going down with him?

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah, it would make it extra scary!

[Laura laughs]

Andrew: It’s quite a thrill.

Mikey: Wow.

Andrew: Anyway, go on, Micah.


News: Tom Felton on Twitter


Micah: And the last piece of Deathly Hallows news is just that Tom Felton has been filming the past few weeks. That’s about all I got.

Andrew: Ah, yes. Well that guy is a big Twitter user and he has been Twittering to all of his fans that he has been filming and keeps he talking about how he needs to get his hair bleached and he keeps saying that the scenes are fantastic, so he’s really getting everyone excited, I must say.

Mikey: Mhm.

Andrew: Huh.

Matt: Huh.

Andrew: All right, so is that it?


News: Shop Names in the Wizarding World


Micah: Yeah, that’s it. I just wanted to add one more thing because we didn’t really because we didn’t really talk about it, for the Wizarding World, the names of…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: …different shops and restaurants, but they’re pretty obvious, I guess you can say, there’s nothing really anybody didn’t expect.

Andrew: Yeah. That’s true. You want to run through them real quick?

Micah: Sure. Shops are Dervish and Banges, Honeydukes, Ollivanders, Zonko’s and a place called Owl Post.

[Andrew and Micah laughs]

Andrew: Can you mail letters there, do you think?

Micah: Yeah, just mind yourself while walking because I’m sure there’s a lot of…

Andrew: Ohh.

Mikey: Ahh.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: And restaurants…

Andrew: Hopefully not.

Micah: …Three Broomsticks, something called Magic Neep…

Laura: What the hell?

Micah: …and Butterbeer. I’m not a big fan of the last two. I don’t think they’re as creative.

Laura: Wait, they are calling a restaurant Butterbeer?

Micah: For right now. It’s tentative, I guess.

Laura: Okay.

Micah: I hope they change that.

Andrew: Maybe it’s just…

Mikey: Maybe it’s a bar.

Matt: Maybe it’s a vendor.

Andrew: Yeah, maybe it is – oh yeah, that makes sense. What if it’s just a vendor?

Laura: Yeah…

Andrew: Like on one of the sidewalks or something. Yeah. Okay. well, thank you, Micah! You are a wonderful news anchor, and we love having you here.

Matt: Goodbye.

Micah: All right, I’m out of here. I’m done for the day.

[Matt laughs]


Announcements: Podcast Alley


Andrew: Time for some announcements! We like to remind you guys about all the stuff going on in the MuggleCast world. Don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley, that’s PodcastAlley.com. We appreciate your vote over there because it helps us get noticed within the podcast community. Of course, we’re at the end of July here, so you know give us a little bump at the end of July but also vote for us in August, since August is right around the corner.


Announcements: Azkatraz


Andrew: Also we were at Azkatraz last week in San Francisco. Mikey wasn’t there but – and Micah, for that matter. [laughs] But…

Mikey: Sorry.

Andrew: …Laura, Matt and I were. [mean voice] It’s not okay! No, but we had so much fun meeting the fans, right guys?

Laura: Yeah, it was a really great convention. So many new people too, new convention-goers.

Andrew: Yes, I love meeting new people.

Laura: Yeah.

Andrew: It was great. And some people we’ve seen there before. And Eric was there too, as well as Elysa who’s been on MuggleCast a few times. So all in all, it was a lot fun. And we did a Leaky Mug with our friends at PotterCast, we did a panel on how to podcast and we did a MuggleCast meet up. All three events were very well attended.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: So thank you so much for everyone who showed up and purchased a T-shirt to help support the show. Keep an eye – we still have MuggleCast T-shirts for sale from Azkatraz, because we didn’t sell them all, and we want to still sell them so I think what we’re going to try to do is to sell them through the podcast. So if you want a T-shirt, keep an eye on the MuggleCast.com over the next week or so and we’ll post details on how to get a shirt if you didn’t attend Azkatraz but you still want one. Because we do want to sell them. We’ll probably sell them for between fifteen and twenty dollars including shipping.

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: So, yeah. Keep an eye on MuggleCast.com if you’re interested and we can hopefully get you hooked up with a shirt. We had this wonderful designer, Stephanie Falcos. She’s a listener of the show and she made these great designs for us, so we can’t thank her enough for those.

Matt: Thanks Stephanie!


Announcements: MuggleCast’s Four-Year Anniversary


Andrew: Okay and last but not least, our four-year anniversary is actually approaching here on MuggleCast. We started the show August 7th 2005. That’s when our first episode came out. So four years ago right around now, Ben, Kevin, and I were planning the show and we were like, “Ahh! How are we going to do this?” And we were watching Laura complain in the forums that she wanted to be on and we were ignoring her. [laughs]

Laura: Yeah.

Andrew: So… [laughs]

Laura: Jerks.

Matt: Love you.

Laura: Sexist pigs.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: So we’re going to put up another episode – Episode 178 – maybe within the next one to two weeks and we’ll talk a lot about the show over the past four years. So we’d like you guys to send in your favorite memories of the show and how you use and listen to MuggleCast – just e-mail in like – you don’t have to e-mail in specific clips but tell us how you’ve enjoyed the show over the past four years. You know, they could be Chicken Soup-ish or whatever. And we’ll read some of those on the next episode and we’ll talk about four years of MuggleCast. It’s pretty insane to think we’ve had four solid years now and we’ll be entering our fifth year of MuggleCasting! It’s pretty solid.

Laura: That’s insane, Andrew.

Matt: Aaaahh!

[Laura laughs]

Mikey: That’s kind of awesome.

Andrew: It doesn’t hurt, Matt.

Matt: Oh, I wasn’t hurt. I was excited. Sorry.

Andrew: Oh.

Mikey: That was his excited yell. Can’t you tell the difference?

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: No – sort of.

Mikey: I can.


Muggle-mail: Unnecessary HBP Scenes


Andrew: Okay. That’s enough for announcements so let’s get into some Muggle-mail and this is all about Half-Blood Prince because everybody’s Half-Blood Prince crazy right now!

Mikey: [pants] Crazy!

[Andrew laughs]

Andrew: Laura, can you read the first one please?

Laura: Sure.

Andrew: Crazy! Hey!

Laura: The first one comes from Christina Funess, age 21 of Honduras, and she writes:

“Hey guys! Love the show. You guys are great. I just saw the movie yesterday and even though I really liked it and I do think it’s the best one yet, I was a little disappointed about certain scenes that were included in the movie and certain scenes from the book that weren’t. I just thought the whole scene with the Burrow burning could have been eliminated just because it didn’t really make any sense and instead they should have shown the whole battle at Hogwarts between the students and the Order against the Death Eaters. I think the battle is so important in the book and there was no mention of Bill being attacked by Fenrir. So I was wondering what they’re going to do with Bill in the Seventh because they have to include the wedding.”

Andrew: What did you guys think of this scene?

Matt: Honestly, I don’t think it was really necessary.

Mikey: I think it was. And I’m going to take probably the side most people won’t agree on this one just because – again I got into the series through the movies, initially, and I think that scene was really important because it really brought out the dread. Because, the Burrow – you really saw Molly, she was the mothering type – and just looking at it from a movie perspective, not a book perspective at all – Molly was kind of something that parents and even kids could relate to because it’s like their mom and they’re having their house destroyed and being scared. That really puts you in a state of fear of what’s really going on because think of the book – the book really is not that scary. It’s all about Draco and the Half-Blood Prince’s potion book and everything that’s going on – you really don’t see Voldemort much in the book itself. It’s really very isolated to what’s going on with – at Hogwarts. Harry’s learning a lot about Voldemort but you don’t see a lot of what’s going on outside. And by having them…

Micah: Yeah.

Mikey: …destroy the Burrow, you get a sense of fear for what’s going on in the world around them. Which without that, I don’t think they could have portrayed in the movie by going with…

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: … what’s in the book. Now, we knew because again in the book but that scene was very critical to kind of explain that out.

Andrew: That’s basically what David Barren, one of the producers, said at the junket, he said, “The trio are always reading about the fear but we wanted them to experience it.” So this was their way of making them experience all the trouble going on around them. So, I – personally I wasn’t too much of a fan with the scene either. Micah, what did you think of the scene?

Micah: I didn’t really – I kind of agree with Mikey. I didn’t really have a problem with the scene. I thought it fit only because – like you just said – they were trying to strike that balance and they did a really good job of it. Obviously, you had the opening attack on London early on and then I think they wanted to kind of continue that throughout the course of the movie as a build up to what was going to happen at Hogwarts, but I didn’t – I just didn’t really see that much of an issue with it. I know a lot of people had a problem with it. But kind of the other part of her question too, talking about Bill and the wedding that’s supposed to happen in the seventh movie – I think that that’s going to be there. I don’t think it’s as critical that they showed him being attacked by Fenrir Greyback though. I think that’s one of those things that they can leave out.

Matt: Yeah. I mean they never even put in the movie that Fenrir Greyback was even a werewolf.

Laura: Yeah, he was just kind of hairy.

[Micah laughs]

Laura: The way I felt about this scene was it was a really great scene to behold – just really well put together. It was wonderful to watch. I don’t think I would’ve missed it had it not been there. The only problem I have with it though is that when you really start to pick it apart there certain things that don’t make logical sense and these are things that were brought up by a lot of fans. The fact that Harry goes running and all they do is just go, “Harry! No!” Like they don’t do anything and then these like spots open in the fire magically for Harry and Ginny to go running through but these other more practiced wizards can’t get through the fire.

[Eveyone laughs]

Andrew: Magical spots. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you can’t let Dan actually jump through fire. That’d be insane.

Laura: Yeah. That would be too much of a stunt.

Micah: One thing about Greyback though that I thought was interesting – I don’t know if anyone else caught it – I thought Lupin, when he first walked outside into the night, I thought he could smell Fenrir Greyback.

Matt: Yeah.

Micah: I thought that was kind of like something that the director put in there that maybe not everybody would get if you hadn’t read the book.

[Everyone talk at once]

Matt: Like because you could tell he was sensing something. He knew what he was smelling.

Andrew: Yeah. It was funny when Tonks was like “Oh it’s always worse right before the full moon.” Or, what’d she say?

Matt: Or “the first phase is always…”

Laura: Well, she was like “The first night of the cycle is always the worst.”

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: That was – you could be a little immature with that statement, that line.

Laura: Yeah, we totally were.

Matt: It’s his time of the cycle.

Laura: His time of the month.


Muggle Mail: Dear Warner Bros.


Andrew: Oh poor, poor Lupin. Okay, this next e-mail – I wanted to read this because this was funny. It’s sort of like a “Huh?!” – or “Huh?!” – I can’t do it anymore. I’m too old for this. But every once in a while people think that we’re W.B. like MuggleNet and MuggleCast are Warner Bros. and so sometimes people ask like if they can audition for the movie and they direct it as
“Dear W.B.” when they’re writing to us. But anyway, this one came in just the other day:

“I have no idea why you waited so long to release the ‘Half-Blood Prince.’ It was very disappointing and most awful. The movies before it were very entertaining and followed the books better. What happened? If there is going to be a follow up with the next movie I hope you go back to the standards you set in the beginning. This one was really awful. It is really sad when you come out of a theater and there are other people speaking their disappointment as well. Well just thought that you should know that this one was ‘terribkle’ compared to the other ‘Harry Potter’ movies, even the kids wanted to know what happened.”

And this is from Patricia Moore.

Laura: “Even the kids wanted to know what happened?”

Andrew: I – yeah, I have a hard time feeling bad for people like her when she doesn’t even know that we’re not W.B. It’s kind of weird.

Micah: And there’s a “k” in terrible?

Andrew: Yeah, not too good of a speller.

Laura: And there’s a zero in compared.

Andrew: Just so everybody knows, we’re not WB. Yeah she spelled compared with a zero. Com-zero-ared.

Mikey: Well, you know, yeah I can understand people being upset – I’m trying to look at the good here okay? I always do. I can see – I can understand people being upset. I haven’t given my feelings on the Half-Blood Prince yet, which we’ll get to later. I think definitely – I find it kind of odd that she says this is a lower standard because personally I feel like this is significantly better than Order of the Phoenix for a wide range of reasons but…

Andrew: Me too, and we’ll get into that more later. Matt, can you read the next e-mail?


Muggle Mail: Not Enough Snape?


Matt: Yeah. Okay, so our next e-mail comes from Ronnie, 15, from New Jersey and Ronnie writes:

“Hey MuggleCasters – huge fan of the show. I was just wondering what you guys thought about the whole Snape teaching Defense Against Dark Arts scenario. During Dumbledore’s speech he announces Snape as the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher and the Great Hall breaks out in whispers, but that was it. The fact that Snape had finally gotten the teaching position that he’d been after since he first started working at Hogwarts only seemed to matter for 30 seconds and then nobody cared anymore. I think that by showing Snape’s classes actually in progress, moviegoers would be able to see more of his bitterness towards Harry rather than just seeing him being a jerk around Hogwarts. What do you think? Does the film do Snape’s character any justice without showing him actually teaching? Or could there have been more? Anyway, you guys are totally awesome and Matt your red shoes make me smile. Keep up the awesomeness.”

Andrew: I assume she’s friends with you on Facebook. Otherwise I don’t know how she would know such a thing.

Matt: I guess not. I wear Red Vans by the way. Those are my favorite shoes ever!

Andrew: You’re so hip.

Matt: They’re cool, okay? You can’t deny Vans are awesome.

Andrew: One thing I really enjoyed about the first two movies is that you do see a lot of classroom interaction and yeah, I think it was a time constraint thing as ninety-nine percent of the things going on in these films are. So, I don’t know. I missed it, but then again I don’t think they needed to put much emphasis on Snape being Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. I mean, they had the moment. Dumbledore noted that he’s the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher now. Obviously, so Slughorn taking Potions made sense, but I don’t think they had to put too much on it.

Laura: Well…

Andrew: And seeing the Potions class in Half-Blood Prince was nice, too.

Matt: Yeah, it was a good scene.

Laura: I also kind of thought that Snape’s character did get enough development just because they showed his interactions with Draco and Dumbledore.

Andrew: Yeah.

Laura: And I think those things were far more important than his classroom presence.

Andrew: True. Yeah, I mean Ronnie was bringing up the whole point, I guess, about just Snape’s hatred towards Harry, which we really didn’t see in this movie too much. Unless I’m missing something.

Laura: Well, I think so. “You just know.”

Matt: “Know.”

Andrew: Yeah. Yeah.

Mikey: It’s been built up already.

Micah: You get a lot of it in the prior films, though, and you can sense how he really feels about Harry from that. I don’t really think you needed it in this movie, even though you kind of have that battle going on in the book between Harry and Snape because Harry is supposed to be this great Defense Against the Dark Arts student, and now he’s kind of going head to head with Snape in the classroom.

Andrew: Yeah. Yep. Okay, next e-mail. Micah, could you read that? The final one for today.


Muggle Mail: Harry in the Café


Micah: Final e-mail comes from Lara, 21, of Texas, and she says:

“Hey MuggleCast, what did you guys think of the opening scene of ‘Half-Blood Prince’? Personally, I thought the whole thing with Harry flirting with that waitress was really out of character. My first thought when I saw that scene was that Harry would never do that. I know they did that scene as a way to open the film without the Dursleys, but for me, the way they had Harry act was extremely off-putting. He just doesn’t act like that. Your thoughts? Also, why didn’t the pictures in the ‘Daily Prophet’ move? Other than that first scene, I loved the movie and thought it was a good interpretation of the book. I’d love to hear what y’all think.”

Laura: My only problem with this scene was that I don’t think Harry would be sitting in a Muggle cafe reading a wizard newspaper. That was kind of dumb.

Andrew: Yeah.

Laura: But aside from that, I mean come on, he’s a sixteen year old boy. Of course he’s going to notice a pretty girl.

Andrew: And the other weird thing was…

Laura: Give him a break.

Andrew: …the pictures in the newspaper stopped moving when she came around and that doesn’t happen in the books, right? They keep moving. Because she was like, “I swore I just saw one of them move.”

Mikey: Yeah. I don’t think she says it about today…

Andrew: But you know…

Mikey: …she says, “I swear, you know I saw one move like a while ago.” Like, you know. Because it sounds like Harry has been to that shop a couple times.

Andrew: Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Mikey: She says, like “The other day.”

Andrew: I’ve got to be honest. The first time I saw the film – like I guess my brain needs to transition between the American accent and the British accent because that entire scene I sat there saying, “What are they saying?” because they were like mumbling in their British accent and my brain hadn’t adjusted yet to understanding the accent. I literally could not understand the entire scene.

Mikey: Wow.

Laura: You’re so uncultured, Andrew.

Matt: Wow. I know! Exactly! You took the words right out of my mouth, Laura.

Andrew: Is that more sad than funny? Maybe I was just awestruck at seeing the movie, finally, but it was just like – I don’t know why I literally could not understand it. I was just like, “What are they saying?”

Micah: I thought leaving the Dursleys out was a big mistake, but…

Mikey: I agree.

Andrew: Me, too.

Micah: …and I think they could have done a really good job with it – that whole scene between Dumbledore and especially Petunia.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah. That’s classic Dumbledore, too, in the beginning there. It would have been great to see that.

Matt: Well, maybe we’ll see it in the next movie.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Oh wait!

[Andrew and Laura laugh]


Main Discussion: Half-Blood Prince Film


Andrew: Well, enough with e-mails. Let’s get into our discussion of Half-Blood Prince. There’s so much to talk about and we’re all really excited to finally get down and dirty with it. Let’s just go around and get quick initial reactions from everyone. And we’ll start with Matt and Mikey since we haven’t heard theirs yet and I guess we haven’t heard Laura’s yet either because the Leaky Mug hasn’t been released yet. Sorry. So, Laura, let’s start with you. What are your general thoughts of the film? Tell us, what did you think of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince?


Laura’s Opinion of the Movie


Laura: I have to say first off that I haven’t actually genuinely appreciated one of these movies as a film since I saw Prisoner of Azkaban, so this movie was a nice treat for me because I walked out of the theater automatically just like, “Wow, this was a great movie.” They did such a good job kind of condensing the story, but also just keeping true to the spirit of the books. It, along with Prisoner of Azkaban, had a lot of things that weren’t cannon, a lot of things that weren’t in the books. They definitely did take some liberties, but I thought all of the liberties they took were keeping sort of in spirit with the books. And I really appreciated it. Also the foreshadowing was outstanding. I feel like for once in our lives they actually realized there’s another book that comes after the story they’re telling. So they did a lot of foreshadowing, and I really appreciated it.

Andrew: Yeah.


Mikey’s Opinion of the Movie


Mikey: My initial reaction was, I liked it. I was a little worried going into it because I didn’t like Order of the Phoenix that much. I liked the film but it was probably my least favorite out of all of them. And that was mainly because of David Yates. I didn’t feel like he was really that strong of a director.

Andrew: Yeah. Yeah.

Mikey: And before Order of the Phoenix he had done mostly television for the past seven years. But I do think Warner Bros. did a great job deciding to keep him for the rest of the films because you can see how much he’s grown as a director in the film. This is a much, much better film, and I’m excited to see him and his Deathly Hallows, both Part I and Part II. I really am happy that he’s doing both of those. So the film you know I was worried about going into it, and I walked away satisfied. There’s a whole lot – we’ve kind of touched on – the Dursley’s not being in it, the whole battle at the very end with the Order of the Phoenix. There’s a lot of stuff missing, but I was still happy. I left it enjoying the film.


Matt’s Opinion of the Movie


Matt: Overall I – the first time I saw it I really, really enjoyed it. The second time, I think I enjoyed it even more. The third time, I think I still liked it.

[Mikey laughs]

Andrew: Wow.

Matt: I think…

Andrew: Show off. You’re showing off how many times you saw it.

Matt: Honestly though I think what I – what I was most pleased with, with what Laura said – the fact that the foreshadowing was – was great. I think – I think it made a big difference because they actually know what happened in the next book. This is the first movie where the series is actually over with, and they know what’s going to happen at the end so it’s easier to foreshadow what’s going to happen. So they know what to keep in.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: I thought the acting was pretty much the best in all the previous films. Jim Broadbent was hilarious, and I even think Dan was even a lot more funnier in this film than he was before.

Andrew: More funny.

Matt: Yeah, sorry. Funnier.

Andrew: Yes.

Matt: Yes. But the pacing was really good, too. I think that’s why I didn’t get tired while I was watching it since it was a longer movie. But I thought the pacing was awesome.

Andrew: Micah.


Micah’s Opinion of the Movie


Micah: Yeah, I agree a lot with what’s been said already. I think there was good balance also, between the comedy and the action and the romance that was in there, I guess. It just did a great job compared to, I guess, Order of the Phoenix. But really all of the other movies that came before it. I thought, for me it was my favorite movie so far, and that’s really all I have to say. Everyone else made pretty good points.


The PG Rating


Andrew: Yeah. I won’t be redundant either. I basically echo everyone’s sentiments. Do you guys think – and we don’t have to spend much time on this because we’ve beaten it to death: the rating. Everyone was surprised when it got a PG rating. Do you think it deserved the PG rating? I’m going to go right out there and simply put yes, it deserved the PG rating because it was a lot of romance, and it really balanced out the darkness and made it very family friendly, I thought.

Laura: Yeah, and also there were some scenes they were very cautious with, with some of the violence. Particularly, the beginning with the bridge. You notice everybody managed to make it safely off the bridge.

Andrew: [laughs] Right.

Laura: And then, of course, there’s the whole thing with Draco where he’s – I mean he definitely bleeds, but I think – I don’t remember who brought up this point, but the spell cuts his skin but not his shirt…

Andrew: Oh, yeah.

Laura: …so you don’t actually see any of the wounds, you just see blood.

Andrew: Yeah.

Laura: So they were very cautious with some of the violence, I think, this time around.

Andrew: I think it’s fair to say that was the most gory scene.

Mikey: Yeah.

Laura: Yeah.

Andrew: Right? And it was pretty nasty, seeing the blood flow into the water.

Laura: Oh totally.


Scariest Scenes: Katie Bell and the Necklace


Andrew: What I – what I was going to ask though was what do you guys think was the most surprising – the most, I guess darkest, scariest scene? What was the most – what was the scariest scene?

Micah: Katie Bell.

Mikey: Yeah.

Matt: That was pretty freaky…

Andrew: You think so?

Matt: Yeah.

Micah: That, or…

Laura: That really – I don’t know…

Micah: Or the Inferi.

Laura: When I saw that – when I saw the Katie Bell thing in the trailer, I thought it looked really weird. I thought it looked like something from The Grudge.

[Micah laughs]

Laura: And I still thought that when I saw the movie. I was like, “What is this?”

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Well, she’s cursed.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: I mean, it’s not out of the ordinary for anybody.

Laura: But it wasn’t scary. It looked really fake.

Matt: Well, was she supposed to like turn her head 360 degrees and then start spitting pea soup?

Laura: No, but I mean just like the mouth thing – her mouth was just unnatural. I don’t know. It just looked very odd, I thought.

Andrew: I think – I agree, a couple of you guys said the – the Inferi. I think that was the most shocking and that was the scariest moment. Because you knew they were going to come out of the water, but you didn’t know when. You know – it’s that classic movie trick they do on you. And the funny thing about it in Half-Blood Prince was that you thought you knew when it was coming, but it was like a half second later than you expected.

Laura: Yeah. [laughs]

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: So that’s really what shocked everyone. And it’s one of those moments where the entire theater shakes to life.

Matt: Oh, god. It was so fun to watch, too.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Especially if you knew it was coming.

Mikey: You’ve also got to remember the Inferi – we’re calling the Inferi the scariest part right here that would bump it to a PG-13 rating – that’s the same – the Inferi look very similar to – they’re not identical – but very similar to The Pirates of the Caribbean when they went through the moonlight. The same thing – it was very scary, dead type look. So, like…

Matt: You know, I was thinking actually, Mikey, the Inferi looked Sort of like the Dead Marshes from Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.

Mikey: Well that’s what I was thinking. But I’m comparing it – well, Lord of the Rings is not PG-13 – or PG. Is it?

Matt: Yeah, that’s right. No – it’s PG-13.

Mikey: But I’m comparing it to Pirates of the Caribbean, a Disney film that is PG.

Matt: It’s PG-13.

Mikey: Is Pirates of the Caribbean PG-13? I thought it was PG.

Matt: No, I think it’s PG-13.

Mikey: Oh, maybe I’m wrong. I’m probably wrong. Of course I am. I’m going to look it up. I could have sworn it was PG.


Dumbledore’s Death


Micah: The only other thing would be Dumbledore’s death and that really wasn’t even graphic.

Andrew: It wasn’t gruesome. Yeah, yeah.

Laura: Yeah, I don’t know – I thought they played that down a bit from the book. I mean, in the book you have Dumbledore sort of laying there and this description of how he’s sort of at odd angles because clearly he’s broken several bones by falling. And there was blood trickling out of his mouth in the book and all this other stuff. But in the movie it was very clean, you know.

Matt: Yeah, well didn’t it say he looked like a rag doll?

Laura: Yeah.

Matt: Yeah.

Laura: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah, it was just sad in my opinion.

Laura: Yeah.


David Heyman’s Reaction to the PG Rating


Micah: Andrew, didn’t you interview someone. I can’t remember who it was but they said they were shocked that the MPAA gave it a PG rating?

Andrew: Yeah, Heyman was. I mean, David Heyman the producer. He was pretty shocked when he was like, “What the hell is this?” So, but I get it now! It makes sense to me. And as corrupt as the MPAA are – it’s just, you know, parents rating movies – I think that it made sense. It was a very – it was a very happy film. At – at the same time it was a very sad and dark one. But I think the happiness really turned it into more of a family film – the love stuff, like I said earlier.

Micah: Yeah, well I think it could have got a PG-13 for some of the suggestive stuff that was done in those scenes as well.

Andrew: Oh, yeah definitely.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: I’m on the fence at this point.

Mikey: I was wrong about The Pirates of the Caribbean. It was PG-13, of course.

Andrew: How dare you, Mikey.

Mikey: I know, I know. I don’t do my homework before I come on the show.


Jim Broadbent as Horace Slughorn


Andrew: Okay, well, there – there were a couple new characters as well, that we should definitely talk about. Most notably, Jim Broadbent as Slughorn and Jessie Cave as Lavender Brown. Let’s start with Jim Broadbent. What did you guys think of Jimmy boy?

Laura: He was brilliant.

Andrew: He’s…

Matt: I love Jimmy.

Andrew: What were your favorite scenes with him?

Laura: Oh man. I really enjoyed the memory scenes with Tom Riddle.

Mikey: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah.

Laura: Those were just awesome. [laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, I think overall those scenes – the memory scenes – were particularly my favorite. Jim Broadbent was awesome. And also the guy who played teenage Tom Riddle – he was fantastic!

Laura: Yeah.

Micah: Yeah.

Laura: He was so creepy! Oh my God.

Andrew: Yeah. And he was so smooth, and so elegant, and – oh it was awesome.

Mikey: So Voldemort.

Laura: I liked him better than Christian Coulson. Or whatever his name is.

Mikey: Me too.

Andrew: Yeah, that’s right. Christian Coulson is a joke compared to this guy.

Mikey: Uh huh.

Andrew: He was just creepier and he filled the role more. It was just – really pleasantly surprising seeing these new characters really stand out. Anything else to say about Jim Broadbent? Any other favorite scenes?

Matt: I think it was really funny at Aragog’s funeral.

Andrew: Yeah, that too. [laughs]

Micah: Was the story that he told about Lily – was that in the books or was that added into the film?

Laura: No – no it wasn’t – that was added.

Matt: No – that was added.

Micah: Because I like that story a lot.

Laura: Yeah, that was just another thing that I really thought was in keeping with the spirit of the story. I thought that was really well done.

Andrew: Yeah. Totally.

Laura: You know what I really liked about Jim Broadbent though is that when – when you look at him physically he’s not Scrimgeour. Or not Scrimgeour – excuse me – Slughorn. I’m sorry, too many ‘S’ names.

Andrew: Yeah, it’s okay.

Laura: He’s not Slughorn, but in character he is. He just nailed it.

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: Yeah.

Andrew: Okay.

Laura: He’s not Slughorn, but in character he is. He just nailed it.

Andrew and Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: And I think when the first photo of Slughorn came out, I remember people saying, “Well, he’s not – he’s not fat enough” or “He’s not plump enough.”

Matt: Well, that – that reminds me a lot of what they said about Imelda Staunton, too, when she played Umbridge.

Laura: Mhm.

Andrew: Yes. Yeah.

Matt: But they both nailed it.

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Jessie Cave as Lavender Brown


Andrew: But hey, what are – I mean – yeah, yeah. It doesn’t – it doesn’t really matter. Okay, so what did you guys think of Jessie Cave? I thought she really stood out, too. She played Lavender Brown.

Laura: I thought she was great.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: She was really good. She depicted the whole teenage angst-love relationship and like, high school.

Mikey: She was just the right amount of annoying.

Laura: Yeah.

[Andrew laughs]

Mikey: In the books Lavender annoyed me. In the movie she annoyed me, but she was just enough to where I didn’t hate her. It was like, “Okay, she’s annoying. She’s what I expected.”

Matt: But her face after they broke up was priceless. When they were in the Great Hall.

Laura: [laughs] Yeah, that was great.

Matt: “I’m gonna scratch your eyes out!” [makes cat noise]

[Laura and Andrew laugh]

Andrew: Yeah. Yeah. And my favorite was the hospital wing when – when Slughorn, Dumbledore and Snape are in there, too. And just seeing the three of them watching all this drama go on, I thought, was so funny.

Laura: Yeah.

Andrew: And they obviously have so many better things to be doing, but they’re sitting there watching that.

Matt: But Dumbledore had the best quote, too.

Laura: Yeah.

Matt: “Oh, to be young and to feel love’s keen sting.”

Andrew: Yeah. There are so many quotes from this movie that I love to quote now, like that and…

Laura: Yeah.


Madam Pomprey’s Cameo


Matt: Well, actually, while we’re still on the whole hospital wing scene, did you guys think of it as a really great little treat that we got to see Madam Pomfrey again?

Andrew: Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was – that was nice. She had a nice little cameo.

Matt: She didn’t say anything, but she was still there.

Andrew: It’s okay. She came back.

Laura: So they got this woman into full costume just so they could have one shot with her in it. [laughs]

Andrew: Hey, it’s all about detail.

Matt: And it was two shots, Laura.

Laura: Oh, okay. Sorry.

Micah: Yeah, she was in the wand scene at the end.

Matt: Yeah, the – the wand light vigil.

Laura: Oh, that’s right. That’s right. [laughs]


Michael Gambon as Dumbledore


Andrew: Okay, so they used her. They used her enough. Moving along, Michael Gambon. Now this has always been a big discussion point on our show.

[Mikey groans]

Andrew: I personally – I hear Mikey’s groan, but I personally feel Michael Gambon redeemed himself in this film. He was fantastic!

Laura: He was really good.

Andrew: Now Mikey, let’s hear your problem.

Mikey: I won’t say he was fantastic, but he definitely improved.

Andrew: Okay, good.

Mikey: He definitely, definitely improved. I still don’t – I still didn’t feel the connection to him that I did in the books. I’ve said it before, when I got to Dumbledore’s death when I read the book, I threw the book across the room and I stopped reading for five minutes.

[Andrew laughs]

Mikey: For like five minutes and then I had to finish up.

Laura: I thought you were going to say five days.

[Andrew laughs]

Mikey: No, it was like five minutes. And then I got a drink of water afterwards – I was upset. It may have been Kool-Aid or something, who knows. But honestly, I didn’t feel the connection to Michael Gambon. He did improve a lot. Like again, going back to – his best film, I feel, was what people considered to be the worst one, which was Prisoner of Azkaban. Just because he’s kind of seedy like, “I don’t know what you’re doing,” even though he knew about the Time Turner and stuff like that. In Goblet of Fire it’s like, “Harry, did you put your…” – you know, that there. And then, again in Order of the Phoenix, just the amount of…

Matt: Yeah.

Mikey: I don’t know. He did a great job for this movie. He did a much better job and I think he did a good job for him, but I think he could have done a much better job. I don’t know, it’s just one of those things where I still wasn’t completely satisfied, but at the same time I don’t ever think I would be completely satisfied with Michael Gambon as Dumbledore and I don’t think they should change him at all.

Matt: I got to say the part that – what I liked most about Michael Gambon playing Dumbledore in this movie is that he got rid of the whole cranky Dumbledore.

Andrew: Yeah. It was a weak Dumbledore this time.

Matt: And – and do you guys honestly think it helped the fact that Dumbledore was gay?

Andrew: No. Okay, we could…

Laura: No.

Matt: You don’t think so? No because that’s what I’ve been reading a lot on Twitter and stuff. It’s because they say that he – that he got a little more sensitive side.

Andrew: But it’s because of all the drama that was going on. Being gay or nigh doesn’t have to be more sensitive. I think that he, Michael Gambon knew – Okay, he hasn’t read the books, but Michael Gambon knew it was a much – it was – Dumbledore was struggling in this film. He was becoming weak because of his hand and he was about to die and he wanted to be careful with Harry. And also, I think the producers just told him, “This is a weak Dumbledore in this book.” And you see that so much in the book – poor, old weak Dumbledore. That was a big theme leading up to his death. And so that’s what I think happens. And, I’ll give my thoughts on Michael Gambon now, besides what I said before. I think the Harry and Dumbledore relationship and Mikey, I want to say this specifically to you – really made Michael Gambon stand out in this role, because he really connected with Harry. When he talked to Harry seriously he was very calm and collected. And that’s what redeemed Michael Gambon for me.

Mikey: No, like I said, he did much better. And it’s not that I didn’t like him. It’s just I don’t think he’s as good as – he’s not what Dumbledore could have been to me, you know what I mean? I had a much more stronger connection to Dumbledore while reading the books, and it’s just been downhill with Gambon. And honestly, in this movie I thought he was the best…

Andrew: I agree.

Mikey: …he’s ever been.

Matt: Yeah.

Mikey: Really, you know, he really has redeemed himself a lot. I just don’t think he’s great in it. And it’s one of those things where again – a perfect example is, “Harry, I need you to get this memory.” It’s – there was no connection. I didn’t feel there was a connection there. And what really is – Harry’s like, “Well, Dumbledore says I have to do it,” and it’s like – whereas before it’s like, he already – you really didn’t understand at that time why you…

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: …needed that memory. Whereas – whereas in the book Dumbledore had laid it out on the table, and he said, “Harry, this is what’s going on, and you are the only person…”

Andrew: But that’s what…

Mikey: “…that can get this.”

Andrew: …that’s what kept people on the edge of their seats, I think, wondering why Dumbledore needed these memories so bad. And I think it was clear that Dumbledore didn’t really know, either. He said that.

Mikey: Yeah.

Andrew: Dumbledore said, “I need to know what – what Slughorn really said. And it was a modified dream. It wasn’t real.”

Mikey: Yeah, I know. I agree…

Andrew: The memory.

Mikey: …but it’s just one of those things – Harry agreeing to Dumbledore. Especially how – again, I’m looking at the books and the movies, and how he was treated in the book before, you know, in Order of the Phoenix to Dumbledore, like, you know, it’s – there really wasn’t a strong apology, you know, at the end of the fifth book – at the end of the fifth movie. At the end of the fifth book…

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: …there was a really great apology about what happened. But the end of the fifth movie, not so much. Sixth movie opening, not really an apology or anything, you know. You really don’t have anything like rebuilding that bridge that was lost in Order of the Phoenix. Which, in the book, there really was. So I think because of that, that’s why I’m not happy with Dumbledore. I’m not saying I didn’t like him. Like I said, I like this movie. I like it a lot more than, you know, Order of the Phoenix, and I’m glad David Yates is doing it, because I’m excited to see what he’s going to do for Deathly Hallows. Gambon on the other hand, I don’t think brought as much as he could have. But at the same time it might not all be him. He finally read the script which has a death, and that’s kind of like the end of his character…

Matt: Well…

Mikey: …and he’s read his character, you know?

Matt: …regardless of what he brought, I know that he brought two things, and that was two tears from Laura and me…

[Laura laughs]

Matt: …in one scene.

Andrew: He gave you that.

Laura: Yeah.

Matt: When we – he made Laura and I bawl like little girls.

Mikey: I cried, too. I will admit.

Laura: Well, I didn’t bawl.

Matt: Yeah, you did.

Laura: You bawled.

Matt: Well, okay. Laura, just be…

[Andrew and Laura laugh]

Matt: …just bear with me here, please. [laughs]

Andrew: Laura…

Matt: Oh, this is…

Andrew: …he doesn’t want to sound like he was more of a girl than you were.

Matt: Yeah, and…

Andrew: Or, you were crying more – he was crying more than you were.

Laura: Okay.

Andrew: Because we all know you’re a big cry baby.

Laura: I shed – no, I totally am.

[Andrew laughs]

Laura: No, I actually kind of am. No, I shed some tears. But I made sure because I was sitting next to Andrew…

[Andrew laughs]

Laura: …so I like only cried on the right side of my face. [laughs]

Andrew: You know, I understand…

Laura: So Andrew wouldn’t look over and laugh at me.

Andrew: Well, while we’re talking about this, the first time I saw it, I teared up when Slughorn – when we saw the real memory between Slughorn and teenage Riddle. Because that was – for me, it was like, oh my God, this is it, this is what’s setting up the final two and a half films…

Laura: Yeah.

Andrew: …we’re about to watch. That was the beginning of the end. And that’s the first time you hear the word Horcruxes, and it was pretty intense, I thought.

Laura: Yeah. No, I agree with you.

Andrew: Micah, did you cry at any point? I know you’re a bit of a cry baby, too.

Micah: Oh, yeah. I’m a big cry baby.

Andrew: No, but seriously be honest here. Did you shed any tears?

Micah: No, no, actually I didn’t. One scene though that would’ve gotten to me, it would have been the scene that – when Slughorn was telling the story about Lily.

Andrew: Yeah. Yeah, that was pretty sad.

Matt: Yeah.

Laura: Aw. And also when Harry was giving Dumbledore the potion.

Andrew: Yes!

Laura: That was…

Micah: Yeah.

Laura: …awful.

Andrew: That moved me the second time, I must say.

Matt: That was a really good scene, and it really captured the chapter in the book, as well.

Andrew: Yeah, it did. It was very loyal to the chapter. Okay, Micah, do you want to talk about the next point?


Snape’s True Allegiance


Micah: Sure. Part of my problem with Half-Blood Prince, even though I really did like it a lot, was that I thought they made Snape’s true allegiance a little bit too obvious.

Matt: Yes.

Micah: And I just wanted to know what you guys thought about that.

Andrew: Well, what in particular? What scene?

Micah: A lot of them.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: What stands out? Maybe when Snape tells Harry, “Shh.”

Matt: No, no, no, no, no. I think the biggest scene was when he was telling Dumbledore that he doesn’t want to do this anymore. “Don’t you think you ask too much?”

Andrew: Oh.

Laura: Yeah, that was…

Matt: “I don’t want to…”

Laura: …lifted straight out of Book 7, too.

Matt: That was a little obvious. Yeah. It was – yeah, exactly, it was – I mean, it was great that it was foreshadowing from the scene in Snape’s memory, but I think it may have just been a little bit too early for the audience.

Laura: Well, let’s remember, though, how many people didn’t know that Snape was good as of the end of Half-Blood Prince? Everybody knew. Everybody knew that Snape was going to turn out to be good.

Matt: But they loved to debate about it, because there was just as much evidence to point both ways, technically.

Laura: Technically, but most people kind of took the side that “No, Snape’s going to turn out to be good.” It wasn’t…

Matt: Well, of course.

Laura: But no, it wasn’t a shock that he turned out to be good. What was a shock was that he actually loved Harry’s mother, and I think that’s what they’re going to play up more in the next movie.

Mikey: Yeah.

Micah: Yeah.

Laura: Or the movie after the next movie.

Micah: I guess the biggest thing – maybe it didn’t come from Snape, it came from Dumbledore, when he says, “Severus, please,” there was no – he wasn’t nervous at all, he wasn’t scared, it was almost like he was – we all know he was asking Snape to kill him, but I thought…

Matt: Yeah, and it looked like he was asking him to kill him, too.

Micah: Exactly. And that’s the thing, you didn’t walk away it saying, “Oh man, Snape just killed Dumbledore, and now there’s all this impending doom that’s about to come.”

Laura: Well, at the same…

Micah: And I guess we know that from reading the book, but…

Laura: Yeah. The thing is we’re looking at it as people who have read the books. I would be interested to speak to somebody who had never read them…

Andrew: Yeah.

Laura: …because you could be looking at it in an entirely different perspective.

Andrew: Yeah, and you know, my family members – my mom, brother, and sister – they all went to see this and they – if I asked them a question like Snape’s allegiance, they wouldn’t have any idea what I was talking about, but they really enjoyed the film. And I think it connects so much, this film, because it’s so funny. There’s so many funny moments, but at the same time there’s dark stuff, so this really is a perfect film whether you’re a big Harry Potter fan or not, and I know that totally doesn’t relate to what we were just discussing, but…

Mikey: No, it does. My dad and my mom called me, and my dad never goes to see the Harry Potter films, but my mom somehow talked him into going to go see it, and my dad called me the next day super excited about it, and saying, “Oh, I’m sure you already saw it, blah blah blah blah blah…” But, he was just saying that, he was like – he even mentioned that Snape killed Dumbledore. He’s a bad guy. My dad thinks that.

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: And I’m not going to ruin it for him if he sees the next movie. If he doesn’t see it, I’ll probably tell him if he asks. But, you know, it’s one of those things where – it’s for people who aren’t into the books like we are. It’s a great film. My parents loved it, my dad, who’s never seen – he may have seen some of the other ones while I’m watching them at – when I was at their house, but…

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: …he even enjoyed the movie just coming into this as his first film.

Andrew: Yeah, it’s great to hear, it’s great to see non-Potter fans really enjoying it.

Micah: I was going to say, the only other thing I would add from the whole Snape thing was that – the end scene with Harry, when he’s telling Bellatrix to leave him alone – Snape could have easily captured Harry at that point and taken him with him. So, I just think – maybe I’m wrong, maybe the average moviegoer…

Laura: But it was the same in the book, too.

Matt: Yeah. But it was kind of anticlimatic when Snape goes, “I am the Half-Blood Prince.” It just – did it seem kind of out of place?

Laura: That’s what he – it’s what he said in the book, too.

Andrew: No…

Micah: Yes.

Matt: No, but it wasn’t really though, he was kind of shouting at him too.

Micah: It really didn’t mean anything to the movie. I didn’t think, “Oh, you’re the Half-Blood Prince, what does that really mean?” It means nothing.

Laura: Well, I think the problem with that was they didn’t go into the whole thing about Snape being a half-blood and also the meaning of Prince, not necessarily that he was actually a prince…

Matt: No.

Laura: …but that it was his mother’s maiden name.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Yeah.

Laura: They didn’t explain any of that.

Matt: They didn’t go into any of that.

Micah: And the whole Lily backstory, too…

Matt: Yeah, and he didn’t really seem very sensitive when he called him coward in the movie either, because he didn’t say, “Don’t call me coward!”

Micah: That was a – exactly, I was really pissed they left it out.

Andrew: Me too, me too.

Matt: Yeah. They left it wide open twice!

Andrew: Yeah. Very strange, I mean, they would not have – obviously, it would not have been hard to include those lines, so, I don’t know. Good question for Heyman or the director, David Yates. But go on, Micah!


The Horcruxes


Micah: Did you guys feel that there was too much information left out as far as Horcruxes were concerned? There was no memory going back to Hepzibah Smith, where he would have learned about the cup. There really wasn’t a whole lot of back story on the ring, you got maybe about 30 seconds seeing it. And there was no shot of the diadem in the Room of Requirement. So…

Matt: Mhm. There’s also no – there’s no indication of the locket, too, from Order of the Phoenix.

Micah: Right, they never included that back in Movie 5.

Laura: Well they – yeah, they didn’t. But I don’t know, I feel like this is going to be one of those things, since the Deathly Hallows film is going to be so long – you know how they were lifting stuff from Book 7 and putting it in this movie in terms of foreshadowing? I think they’ll probably lift some of the Horcrux stuff and put it into seven. Just so that the story…

Mikey: That makes a lot more sense.

Laura: Yeah. Just so that the story kind of goes together, because the Horcrux thing is very complicated if you think about it. And if you think about the average moviegoer, they might get confused if you explain too much about it in Movie 6 and then just jump into it in Movie 7 with no explanation.

Micah: Yeah, but the biggest problem is, there isn’t even any hypothesizing from Dumbledore as to what he thought the Horcruxes were. So how does Harry even – and I know they can write this in easily, but something like Nagini…

Laura: Mhm.

Micah: …was something that was suggested by Dumbledore to Harry, and also that some of the items may come from other heads of House. That – you know what I’m saying?

Laura: Yeah.

Micah: There wasn’t that dialogue between the two of them.

Mikey: Yeah.

Laura: Right. Well, there also is that part at the beginning of Deathly Hallows where the trio receive things from Dumbledore, and it could just be easily sort of explained away in a letter or something along those lines, I’m sure.

Andrew: Yeah, I – I’ve been saying – I have a similar opinion of – like Laura’s. I think they’re just going to write in one or two extra lines to set up whatever they missed in the past films, and that will be that. Really quick stuff. They can – they’re smart, they can…

Laura: They don’t have a choice anymore.

Andrew: [laughs] Right.

Micah: No, they don’t.

Laura: They have to.

Matt: There is no next movie.

Andrew: Yeah, true.

Mikey: They did it just like Laura said, to make – again, like I said about my dad seeing this movie. It’s – you know they need each film to stand up on their own, and if they explain way too much in this film about Horcruxes – which this film was a lot – the book was a lot about Horcruxes – if they didn’t put it in that next film, people coming to it for the first time – second time may not remember, may not follow along. We will, but the average moviegoer won’t.

Micah: So, we just talked a little about it, but do you think that aside from the Horcrux stuff that they set up Deathly Hallows well enough?

Andrew: I think they did. I mean, they really leave the movie open. I think this movie was the one – was one in particular where they leave it really open-ended at the end. It doesn’t end on a happy moment. You know, not everyone’s – nobody’s giving Hagrid a standing ovation. Nothing cheesy where Harry and Hermione are flying on Buckbeak. You know, stupid stuff like that. They just left…

Matt: Yeah.

Laura: Ah huh.

Andrew: I mean, while cute, it was stupid. You know, they just let it – they just let it go. They left it wide open.

Matt: Yeah.

Laura: Yeah.

Andrew: Laura?

Matt: Well, I think…

Laura: What…

Andrew: There’s Laura.

Matt: Sorry, go ahead Laura. I was going to talk to Micah.

Laura: What I liked about the end of it – they ended it was, I remember a quote from J.K. Rowling when Half-Blood Prince was published, and she said that to her Half-Blood Prince and Deathly Hallows felt like two halves of the same novel.

Andrew: Mm.

Laura: And that’s the whole impression that I got of this movie, that it was kind of like the first Lord of the Rings film where it just sort of left off, and you knew there was more story there, you know? It wasn’t complete yet, and that’s what I really liked about it.

Andrew: Yeah! That’s what I thought too. It really felt like a part one. This is the real part one of Deathly Hallows.

[Laura laughs]

Matt: Yeah, I really agree with Laura on this. It seemed to me like – I know Mikey’s going to like this – but it was like The Empire Strikes Back

Mikey: Yeah! [laughs]

Matt: …of the Harry Potter films. It was – it definitely left off to where pretty much they got – the biggest blow they could possibly get was Dumbledore’s death, and now they have to act from there.


Listener Tweet: Nice Suit, Draco


Andrew: Let’s move on to our listener tweets to wrap up our Half-Blood Prince discussion. On our Twitter, which is at twitter.com/MuggleCast, we asked you guys to send in your thoughts about the film, and here’s some of them. KaleCal writes:

“Do you think when Voldemort gave Draco the mission, he also gave him his suit from ‘Order of the Phoenix’? Seriously Draco…”

[Laura and Matt laugh]

Andrew: “…wear your school robes.” That’s a good point, I didn’t notice that before. Draco and Voldemort wearing the same thing in – when Voldemort’s in the train station, [laughs] and when Draco’s on the train.

Laura: Ah, that’s funny. [laughs]


Listener Tweet: Dumbledore’s Funeral


Andrew: That is funny. Maybe they’re trying to make him look similar, to make him look just as eerie, or – I don’t know. Maybe it’s a David Yates touch. Next feedback:

Acelovesyou says: “‘Half-Blood Prince’ was second only to ‘Prisoner of Azkaban’, and only because I was sad they cut out Dumbledore’s funeral.”

Were you guys sad they cut out Dumbledore’s funeral?

Laura: When I heard about it originally I was not happy, but in the context of the film I was fine with it.

Andrew: Yeah, they still paid tribute.

Laura: Yeah.

Andrew: And it was a touching tribute.

Matt: Yeah.

Micah: They could have shown the white tomb though, I felt, because it’s going to play a role in the next film.

Andrew: Yeah, instead of him – his straight-up dead body just laying there. I mean, they could’ve shown both, his dead – you know, when his body’s on the ground?

Laura: Mhm.


Listener Tweet: Harry Hiding Underneath


Andrew: Maybe instead of the wands all being raised into the air for that, they could’ve done it for the white tomb. But, whatever, next tweet is from AngelaKH522:

“Having Harry just wait below the tower fully mobile made no sense. Why did they veer from the book?”

What did you guys think about that, when you – when Harry was on the lower level of the tower so he looked up and saw Dumbledore?

Laura: I think they filmed the first part – like, they filmed all these scenes and realized, “Oh crap, we didn’t have Harry carry the invisibility cloak!”

[Andrew laughs]

Laura: No, I’m just kidding. I don’t know.

Mikey: Yeah, I think that if they put Harry under the invisibility cloak again, with Petrificus Totalus, all frozen there also, again, it would’ve been too much for the movie. To the point where, you say now, “Why is Harry always getting – why is Harry always hiding under here?” It would’ve made Harry’s character seem weaker than he is.

Micah: Yeah, they already used their one opportunity.

Mikey: Yeah. They used it once, and I think – but using it again – it would be an over-use of that. Again, the movie is not the book, and they showcase all different sorts of magic. And I think by Dumbledore saying, “You have to follow my orders, I want you do this,” I think it kind of shows Harry’s character.

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: You know? It shows Harry’s character as a – following what Dumbledore asked.

Micah: I agree, I felt that’s the reason why they could get away with it, was because they have that whole scene in with Harry and Dumbledore and Dumbledore told him, what Mikey just said.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Basically, “You’re going to do what I tell you to do.”

Andrew: Yeah, and I think it was also symbolic how Harry was looking at – up at Dumbledore, and Dumbledore was above him, and the same thing, how “you’re going to listen to what I say.” And I thought it was kind of touching, seeing Harry looking up at him and Dumbledore looks down real quick.

Matt: One last look before he falls 5000 feet.

Andrew: Yeah.

Laura: Before he becomes a new…

Andrew: Astronomy Tower of Terror.

Laura: [laughs] …a new ride at Universal Studios.


Some More Listener Tweets


Andrew: [laughs] Okay, a couple more tweets, RossTurner32 says:

“Awesome movie, not sure if it was the best, I thought it still deserved PG-13.”

Olivander110 said, “Loved Half-Blood Prince, wish you would’ve seen the diadem in the Room of Requirement but love the changes, the Quidditch, and Slughorn and Lavender,”

Kathleen91 says, “I loved ‘Half-Blood Prince,’ but I think there needed to be more about the Horcruxes.”

And we talked about that earlier.

XMegan218 says, “I was sad that they didn’t include the ‘I’m not scared Harry, I’m with you’ line in the cave scene.”

That was a big one they cut out.

Laura: Yeah. I was sad about that too.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: But where would they put that? I mean, it was kind of…

Laura: Oh, they could’ve easily…

Mikey: It would’ve fit.

Laura: Yeah, they could’ve easily could’ve just had Harry holding Dumbledore saying, “Don’t worry sir, don’t worry.”

Andrew: Yeah.

Laura: You know, something like that.

Andrew: Yeah, exactly.


Quick Discussion on Quidditch


Micah: We didn’t really talk about Quidditch at all.

Laura: Quidditch was awesome.

Andrew: Yeah. Quidditch – it was gorgeous. I cannot wait to see that in Blu-ray. Oh my god, the special effects in this movie, wow. Wow, wow, wow.

Matt: Yeah.

Micah: There was a lot of suggestive material at certain times.

Andrew: Yes there were.

Micah: Quidditch tryouts.

Andrew: Yes there were. I mean, it’s – they’re growing up. I mean, that’s how it would be in Hogwarts. [laughs] I mean, maybe Jo didn’t write it, but you know it’s happening there. [laughs] Cormac McLaggen, that guy, he’s a stud.

[Laura laughs]

Andrew: He’s got a hit on the hotties up there like Hermione.

Laura: He’s an underwear model, from what I understand.


Listener Tweet: No Battle?


Andrew: [laughs] Yes he is. Yeah, what’s his real name? Oh, Freddie, Freddie Stroma. And if you guys like Cormac McLaggen in the film, or the guy who plays Cormac McLaggen, Freddie Stroma, search for him on YouTube. He does this underwear dance for God knows what. But, yeah, just watch it, you’ll love him even more.

JenBonstein says, “Loved it, but no big battle in the end? They just walk into the forest? WTF? I wish there was some battle.”

Were you guys disappointed there was no battle?

Laura: No.

Mikey: I was.

Matt: Well – didn’t we – we kind of knew about this for a while, so…

Laura: Yeah.

Matt: …it’s not like it was a big shock…


Some More Listener Tweets


Andrew: Yeah. They said they didn’t want it to be too repetitive with Movie 7. Ikapoo says – Ikapoo, however you pronounce that says:

“Love the mood of the film, great cinematography, some of the night scenes were beautiful. Great acting, especially from Rickman,”

Zoedear says, “The film was sexed up and dumbed down version of the book, but funny,”

JLminsky says, “I thought it was great until Snape shushed Harry on the Astronomy Tower.”

But, I mean, what do you think the deal was with that? Guys?


Snape: Sh!


Mikey: I think – you know what it was? I think it’s one of those things where – it also put in light that Harry trusts Snape, and he trusts what Snape was about to do. And then, obviously in the end Harry says, “WTF what was that?” and runs after him.

Matt: Yeah.

Mikey: But I think it’s one of those things where he trusts Snape at that moment in time.

Matt: Well, yeah. He never really ever thought that Snape was a bad guy except in the first movie, but then it turned out that he was actually trying to save him. There is a little bit of trust when it comes to him, and I guess Dumbledore…

Mikey: And it’s just one of those things where it shoes – it’s also to show the fact that Snape goes from telling Harry to hang out, “I’m going to take care of this,” to end up killing Dumbledore. I think it’s supposed to be a bigger shocker for Snape’s character, and again, for the people that haven’t read the books. It’s a perspective thing you have to think about.


Listener Tweet: The Unbreakable Vow


Andrew: And a final tweet today from MattOdd.

He says, “I loved it! The Unbreakable Vow was brilliant and perfect, the story moved smoothly, and we saw the characters in a different light.”

I agree. The Unbreakable Vow was very cool.

Laura: It was very, very well done.


We Overran!


Andrew: Bellatrix was spot-on. Snape was spot-on. Narcissa was spot-on. So, wonderful. So look, that concludes our Half-Blood Prince discussion for today. I’m sure there will be much more, but this segment lasted a lot longer than we planned, which was great. We had some other segments planned for today’s show, but we will leave them for sometime next week because we want to put out another episode sometime next week to celebrate our four year anniversary, which is on August 7.

Matt: Woohoo!

Andrew: Yeah. So, we’ll save the other stuff for next week, and we’ll just wrap up the show today! All right! This doesn’t happen very often, where…

Micah: Well, I hope we wrap up the show today.

[Laura laughs]

Micah: I wasn’t planning on recording for another three hours.

Andrew: Oh, Micah. Silly you.

[Show music begins]


Contact Information


Andrew: Okay, well before we let you guys go, let’s remind you of all about our contact information: Visit the MuggleCast website for all you need concerning the show. You can call in a voice-mail, you can Skype in a voice-mail, and you can e-mail in your feedback. These days we really rely on your e-mail to read on the show, as you saw today. We read e-mails, and we read tweets too. Speaking of tweets, the MuggleCast Twitter is one of the highlights of the MuggleCast community. You can follow us on Twitter by going to Twitter.com/MuggleCast. You can also fan us on Facebook and subscribe to us on iTunes, don’t forget. And also, vote for us once a month on Podcast Alley. I think now – let me just look into something real quick. Can you go to – yes, you can now go to Facebook.com/MuggleCast. You’ve got a nice, handy URL now to be a fan of the show. So we have close to 7,000 fans there on Facebook, and you can become a fan just by going to Facebook.com/MuggleCast. We also have other community outlets: We’ve got our MySpace, YouTube, Frappr, Last.FM, and the fanlisting and the forums over on MugglecastFan.net. So that’s it.

Laura: Oh, wait, wait, wait.

Andrew: It’s been a lot of fun. What?

Laura: We have a new P.O. Box number, too.

Andrew: Oh, we have a new P.O. Box number, too. Laura, give it to us.

Laura: That’s P.O. Box 1752 Cumming, GA, 30028.

Andrew: You can send in handwritten mail, or you can send Laura treats like home-baked goods or whatever you want to the wonderful town of Cumming, Georgia.

Laura: Mm.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: “Mm.”

Mikey: Wow.

Andrew: All right, well thanks everyone for listening. I’m Andrew Sims.

Laura: I’m Laura Thompson.

Micah: I’m Micah Tannenbaum.

Matt: I’m Matt Britton.

Mikey: And I’m Mikey B!

Andrew: We’ll see you next week for Episode 178 to celebrate our four year anniversary. Buh-bye!

Everyone: Bye!

Matt: Bye!

Mikey: Bye!

[Show music continues]

Transcript #176

MuggleCast 176 Transcript

Half-Blood Prince Premiere

Borders – Columbus Circle

New York, New York (US)

July 12, 2009


Show Intro


[Intro music plays]

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[“Hedwig’s Theme” plays]

Jim Dale: [as Professor McGonagall] This is Professor McGonagall welcoming you all to MuggleCast hoping you enjoyed – Dobby! Dobby, come here! Here! Dobby! [as Dobby] Yes, I’d just like to say how very pleased I am to introduce MuggleCast to all of you! Thank you! Thank you!

[Show music begins]

Andrew: Welcome to Borders. Thanks to Borders for hosting us today. Nice sized crowd here too. I’m Andrew Sims, we’ve got Emerson Spartz here, Micah Tannenbaum and Ben Schoen on my far right. Who went the premiere yesterday?


Fun on the Red Carpet


[Audience cheers]

Andrew: Everyone get good seats, good pictures?

[Audience responds]

Andrew: Front row? Anyone get autographs?

[Audience responds]

Andrew: From who?

Audience Member: Rupert and Emma.

Andrew: Rupert and Emma?

Audience Member: Rupert, Emma and Tom.

Andrew: Oh wow, a lot of autographs that’s pretty impressive. Emerson, I saw you signing out there you were quite the celebrity.

Emerson: Some people must have felt sorry for me.

[Andrew and Audience laugh]

Andrew: It was obviously a lot of fun. Did anyone go to the Goblet of Fire premiere – podcast, or premiere which was – got one guy. It was November 2005, it brought back memories to me because it was at the same exact theatre, doing it with Emerson all over again. But yeah so, it was a lot of fun.

Emerson: At the Order of the Phoenix premiere in L.A. we borrowed our friend’s camera and we had this giant TV camera with a shoulder strap and everything so we looked like we were an actual TV crew.

Andrew: This time we looked like noobs.

Emerson: Yeah we did.

Andrew: But they put us in between – and we have got to give W.B. credit for this because…

Emerson: This is awesome.

Andrew: And they put us right in between CNN and Reuters.

Emerson and Ben: Reuters.

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: They got their big cameras, I got a nice camera, it’s small, but – first of all what’s so funny about that? I mean…

[Audience and Emerson laughs]

Emerson: It’s great because it just shows the power of the Harry Potter fandom; that instead of having us stuck at the end of the line, having to club other reporters with your microphone to get in there and ask a few questions. They’re now – Warner Brothers recognises how large this community really is so they actually put us at the front of the line were we can be comfortable and talk to the stars as they come through, at our own pace.

Andrew: And of course, the Reuters guy was to our right, and Emerson immediately knocks the guy’s camera over…

[Audience and Emerson laugh]

Andrew: …And doesn’t say a word about it…

[Audience and Emerson laughs]

Andrew: …And the Reuter’s camera guy was like…

Emerson: I was hoping he wouldn’t notice!

[Audience and Emerson laughs]

Andrew: So that was kind of embarrassing.


Fun with the CNN Lady


Emerson: The best part was that, we had great placement except we just happened to be placed right behind a giant lamp post.

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah it was literally right in our spot!

Emerson: So when you see the footage online, you’ll notice that for every interview, instead of – you know we are standing comfortably and having a nice little chat with Emma. I’m like this.

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: Yeah.

Emerson: Like, pressed up against – I had such an awkward moment, the very first – it was very cramped, and the very first person who came through – it was…

Andrew: Yates. Yates.

Emerson: David Yates, the director, and we hadn’t figured out how we were going to stand next to the other journalists, the lady from CNN, as soon as Yates got there she got launched into position and was pressed up against me so hard and I like choking to death, standing there really awkwardly, not wanting to move. I didn’t want to bump her hand while she was on camera. So I had to sit there through the entire interview with our bodies pressed together so awkwardly!

[Andrew and Audience laughs]

Emerson: Ugh – we eventually figured out our position that wouldn’t involve that much physical contact. Thank God.

Andrew: Some teamwork. But then she asked for your number so I think she liked you.

[Audience and Emerson laughs]


Alan Rickman Makes an Appearance


Andrew: There were a couple of interesting things that we learned on the red carpet. Once again we waited till the last minute to come up with questions. But that is okay, because CNN was on our left – how it works the stars will go one by one down the press line, and right before us was CNN, and CNN asked some question and Alan Rickman was there – and Alan Rickman was right there.

Audience Member: Woo!

Andrew: Yeah it was really cool.

Emerson: Yeah. We never see him.

Andrew: He never comes out to premieres. I don’t know what his deal was this time – anyway, so CNN somehow gets him to reveal – and I don’t know if we heard this yet, when J.K. Rowling – when he first got the part of Snape, he said to J.K. Rowling, “Look, I need to know something about Snape that nobody else knows.” And Jo said, “Okay, but you can’t tell anyone.” And this was like, ten years ago. So, the CNN reporter naturally was like, “So what was it?” And he was like, “Oh, sorry, I cannot reveal this information.”

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: And then the CNN guy’s like, “Well, MuggleNet is right next door so they’re going to be bugging you more about it,” because, you know, we’re the fansite and we want to know. So then we ask him…

Emerson: Repeatedly.

Andrew: Yeah.

[Audience and Emerson laugh]

Andrew: And he still refuses to ask! Now, first of all – to reveal. So does anybody have any theories what Jo could’ve told Alan and not have – he’s like, still refusing to not tell it! And as Emerson said to Alan, I mean, all the books are out, you don’t need to hide it anymore!

Emerson: Yeah, I really don’t know. I asked him, I said, “Okay, the books are out, you know, there’s no reason to worry about spoiling anything anymore.” And his excuse was that not everyone has read the books.

[Andrew and Audience laugh]

Emerson: I’m like, “Well, everyone who visits MuggleNet.com has read the books, so…” [laughs]

Ben: So does that mean that it was something in the books?

Andrew: I don’t know! We don’t know. He may not even know. Has he read the books?

[Audience and Emerson Laugh]

Andrew: He really may not know! But, yeah, I think that’s like – that’s a question for Jo now because I guess – okay, Alan Rickman promised he wouldn’t tell anyone, so it’s a question for Jo. Maybe Jo’s ready to tell. But I really want to know because we all love Snape.

Emerson: Yeah. It was so weird, talking to him.

[Audience laughs]

Emerson: I kept – I had to stop myself not actually calling him Snape.

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: Well, he has that voice.

Emerson: He talks exactly like Snape all of the time!

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: Yeah.

Emerson: He’s not acting, he is Snape!

Andrew: Yeah.

[Audience laughs]


The Press Junket


Andrew: It’s the same thing with Michael Gambon – because he was at the press junket. We didn’t interview him, but he was at the press junket and I was there yesterday, that was before the premiere yesterday. And he walks in with David Yates, David Heyman, David Barron, and Steve Kloves, the screenwriter. And he starts talking and I turn to the girl next to me, I was like, “Snape’s in the room, he’s – or Dumbledore’s in the room! He’s talking to us!” Because the voice is exactly the same.

Ben: Was he still wearing the tie in his beard?

[Andrew and Audience laugh]

Andrew: No, but it was funny – during the junket, he was like, “Yeah, I had a wardrobe and a sort of pocket in my cloak to hold cigarettes.” [laughs]

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: I Tweeted about that, that was so funny. Twitter.com/MuggleNet.

[Audience and Emerson laugh]

Andrew: The updates were – did anyone follow those, the Twitter account? Anyone have a Twitter? Were they good updates?

Audience Member: Yeah.

Andrew: I was trying to Tweet as much as possible. I know people are like, “What’s Tweeting? What a stupid word!”

[Audience and Emerson laugh]

Andrew: Finally got Emerson to come around to Tweeting, right?

Emerson: I’m starting to see the value in it now. I didn’t get it at all for a long time. I signed up for an account, like, a year ago and I thought it was the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. But I realize that I hadn’t actually known how it worked, so now that I’m actually understanding how it works, it’s actually starting to get fun.

Andrew: Micah’s a hardcore Tweeter, aren’t you?

Micah: Yeah! No, not really.

[Everyone laughs]


Harry Potter Phenomenon


Andrew: One last thing from the premiere I wanted to talk about – well, actually, two more things. You asked them a good question and they were like, “Oh, wow, I’ve never thought of that before!” Which was, “How are you going to explain this phenomenon to their grandkids when – or they’re great grandkids twenty or thirty years from now?” And you asked pretty much the entire cast that, right?

Emerson: Yeah.

Andrew: And what did some of them say?

Emerson: They all had different ways of – it was kind of like, “What does Harry Potter mean to you?” You know, when you really zoom out on something like this that has, you know, taken up a huge part of your life and all the hype and the hubbub. And Heyman in particular was just knocked down by this question. And basically he – to them, it’s like this moment in time in which the entire world sort of started reading fiction again. You know, you all have experiences, you all have friends, you may be one of those yourself who didn’t really read until someone said, “Hey, read Harry Potter,” you know? And all of the sudden it gave you new life and it suddenly made books seem interesting again but I think you’ll enjoy seeing their reactions to this question.

Andrew: Yeah. And we have the interviews, they’ll probably be up on the site tomorrow or whenever I can get to a computer that imports video. If anyone has a MacBook who would allow me to import the premiere footage, I’d be happy to do that right now.

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: And I’ll let you keep the footage, too.

[Audience and Emerson laugh]


News from the Red Carpet: Deathly Hallows Filming


Andrew: And also you asked them what they were looking forward to filming in Movie 7 because, they’re five months into it now. Alan Rickman actually revealed he starts in October so that was interesting.

Emerson: Mhm.

Andrew: What were they looking forward to filming?

Emerson: I remember Tom Felton and Rupert both mentioned – right away, that they were looking forward to the epilogue. They were really looking forward to seeing how Warner Brothers was going to make them look, you know, old when they clearly weren’t.

[Audience laughs]

Emerson: So simple pleasures I guess, right? They’ve been filming these for years now, they’ve had to do all kinds of crazy stunts and CG and all these different sets and yet they’re most interested to see how the makeup’s going to work, that’s funny.

[Andrew and Audience laugh]

Andrew: Well it’s going to be more than makeup, and they said at the junket yesterday they’re not sure how it’s – they’re going to do it yet. The producer said they haven’t figured out and so one of the press was like, “Are you going to do it Benjamin Button style?” And they were like, “No because with that you go from older to younger and we’re trying to make them seventeen years older.”

Audience Member: Nineteen.

Andrew: So – nineteen? Sorry.

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: Nineteen years. I haven’t read the books I just showed up at the junket yesterday.

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: So nineteen years older, and so it will be interesting to see to see how they do that. I thought it was interesting that they still haven’t figured out how they are going to age them. But David Heyman said to wrap that all up – he said that the actor’s will be playing those roles definitely. Which was good to hear because there was rumors that they were going to hire some new cast to play those roles, but the last scenes of you know movie seven part two can’t be other actors, it has to be the trio. So and Tom and Bonnie and all of them.

Emerson: It just reminded me of a really random part from the premiere. When we first got there and saw that where we were stationed and like how cramped it was going to be all of the TV crews had people stationed outside – there’s like this barrier, there’s the carpet, and then there’s the camera guys. And so we thought we were going to have all the room in the world on the actual carpet to talk and then this big burly security guy says, “Nope, you got to get behind the barrier.” And so we just kind of looked at each other and like looked at the size, like how tight it already was and then just how – how can you ask us to try – try to fit there? And so the entire – you’ll watch on the video and you see it like about every five seconds Andrew’s like pushing my head back like, “Get your head out of the way,” because you couldn’t even see the – the on camera because it…

Andrew: Yeah.

Emerson: …it was cramped, but –

Andrew: And then one last person, Dan – you asked him what he was looking forward to filming.

Emerson: Mhm.

Andrew: And what did he say?

Emerson: [whispers to Andrew] What did he say?

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: I have it right here. Let’s play the video. No, he was most looking forward to the final walk through the forest.

Emerson: Oh yeah.

[Audience Member sighs]

Andrew: Yeah, I know.

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: It’s really cool. And you know what else was interesting? At the junket yesterday somebody asked him I guess what his favorite scene was in Half-Blood Prince, and I thought this was really interesting. He said, “My favorite scene – and this is all time ever, and I know I’ll never shoot something as cool as this.” And he said it’s the scene in Half-Blood Prince where he comes out of the water in the cave. He comes out of the water and he looks up and he sees Dumbledore spinning that ring of fire. And I was like, “Wow!” And I mean it’s really cool.

Emerson: When you see it you’ll understand why.


Ben’s Premiere Story


Andrew: Yeah but I just thought it was really bold to say you’ll never shoot something as cool as that again. Because, you know you’ve still got the seventh movie and who knows what else you’ll do in your future, so. It is a really cool scene though yeah so – that is that. And Ben I know I’m so sorry you two haven’t – weren’t at the junket or didn’t do the press so you guys were just watching us, but I couldn’t help but notice you have something on your elbow right there that you got from a little too much excitement at the premiere.

Ben: Yeah.

Andrew: Ben can never go to a premiere and not have a story.

[Audience laughs]

Ben: Well after the film let out we walked out and there were still just tons of fans still across the street just waiting for people to walk out, and they were still cheering and it was wild. But anyways I walked out – I went to go to cross the street and there was a car coming, so naturally I broke into a jog.

[Audience and Emerson laughs]

Ben: And as I sped towards the barrier I said, “This is it. I’m going to – I’m clearing this.”

[Andrew and Audience laugh]

Ben: And I still had the premiere pass in my hand which was my fatal flaw…

[Andrew and Audience laugh]

Ben: …and as I bound towards the barrier I go to shift my weight up and just jump over it and I caught my leg and I fell hard right on the pavement.

[Audience groans]

Ben: But luckily the crowd wasn’t watching me, they were too busy staring at the theatre…

[Andrew and Audience laughs]

Ben: …but Emerson saw it, and it was painful both psychologically

[Audience laughs]

Ben: …and physically. But I hopped right up and what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

[Andrew and Audience laughs]

Emerson: I can’t lie, I’ve seen a lot of comical falls in my life, but this one was just perfect. Every step of the way I thought, “There’s no way he’s actually going to try to jump over this.”

[Audience laughs]

Emerson: Then I thought, “Oh there’s – he catches his leg on the top and – oh there’s no way!” I can’t believe he even caught his leg right? And then he starts to fall…

[Audience laughs]

Emerson: …and he starts twisting…

[Andrew and Audience laugh]

Emerson: …and then he just lands like – like a pancake on the pavement.

[Audience laughs]

Ben: I think Emerson must have saw it in slow-mo…

[Andrew and Audience laugh]

Ben: …because I think it happened a little bit quicker than that.

Emerson: I was savoring every moment.

Andrew: Saw it on the Zeigfeld Theater security cameras later.

Emerson: Yeah.

Andrew: And then – and then right after it Ben calls me and is like, “Dude I’ve got something special to show you.” And I thought it was like…

Ben: He was getting all excited.

Andrew: …I thought he got like his premiere ticket signed by Emma or something – like something legitimately cool.

[Audience and Emerson laugh]

Andrew: And then he knocks on the hotel room door and I open it up and he’s like, “Check this out!”

[Audience laughs]

Ben: I’m bleeding everywhere at this point.

Andrew: And he’s bleeding, and I’m like, “What are you doing? Wash it.”

Ben: And then I proceed to go and re-enact what happened on the bed with a bloody elbow still and yeah Andrew had bloody sheets by the end.

[Andrew and Audience laugh]

Ben: Sorry, Andrew.

Andrew: If they charge us for that you’re paying. It’s my card but you’re paying.

Ben: Fun times.

[Emerson laughs]

Andrew: Okay so we’re going to talk a little bit about the movie, but we’re trying – we’re not going to try to do spoiler stuff. So we’re going to talk about some broad stuff related to the movie because – I saw it last week, Ben and Emerson saw it last night, Micah saw it the other day, so we’ve all seen it.

Micah: Yeah, I actually saw it.

Andrew: Yeah!

Micah: Unlike Order of the Phoenix.

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: When – for anyone who doesn’t know – when, how long did it take you to see Order of the Phoenix?

Micah: Few weeks, months?

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: You’re not a fan.

Micah: I know. I just show up.

[Audience laughs]


The PG Rating


Andrew: Anyway, well one particularly interesting thing was, we’ve been talking for the longest time about the PG rating on MuggleCast and just how it really didn’t make any sense, and you know, why it got a PG rating. Micah, do you think it deserved a PG rating?

Micah: After watching the movie, I think it can get away with a PG rating. I really do.

Andrew: Aw!

Micah: So all that stuff that we talked about – they did it justice. They did the PG rating justice.

Andrew: Because it’s been interesting because for Goblet Of Fire and Order Of the Phoenix they were rated PG-13, and you know, the cast every is “Its darker, darker, darker, darker.” And then, with this film – I think it’s just the balance of how they really mixed the romance – and they say there’s romance, they’re not kidding. There’s a lot of romance. It’s basically romance, action, romance, action, romance…

Micah: It could’ve gotten the PG-13 rating more for the romance than actually for the violence.

[Andrew and Audience laugh]

Emerson: My issue with the PG rating is there’s – when you see the Inferi, you’ll know what I mean about the PG rating.

Andrew: They’re pretty freaky.

Emerson: They’re creepy.

Andrew: Ben, do you think they deserved it?

Ben: Yes.

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: David Heyman at the junket, somebody asked him that question, and he had a great line. He said, “I saw the rating, and I didn’t know what – I thought, ‘What the hell were the MPAA thinking?'” Because it was a surprise, I think, to everyone. And yet, in England and in Australia they rated it the PG-13 equivalent. So that’s that.


Hands Down, Best Movie Ever!


Andrew: Do you guys think – and we ask this question every single time and naturally you’re going to say yes, but was it truly the best movie yet? Emerson, we all remember at the Goblet Of Fire premiere when you said your classic line. You were like, “Hands down, best movie ever.”

Ben: Hands down…

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: And then the crowd roared.

Emerson: The funny thing is, I actually, I tweeted the exact same thing.

Andrew: [laughs] Yes!

Emerson: Without even realizing that that was the same thing! I totally forgot that that’s what people been making fun of me for, for years.

Andrew: Why do you think it’s the best movie yet? Get everyone excited. Why do you think it was the best movie yet?

[Emerson sighs]

[Audience laughs]

Emerson: Because I liked it a lot. [laughs]


The Trio’s Acting


Ben: I feel like they just took it, everything to a new level. Especially the acting of the trio. Emma’s gotten a lot better…

[Audience and Emerson laugh]

Andrew: By better do you mean sexier or acting wise?

Ben: No, her acting, her skill.

[Andrew and Audience laughs]

Ben: She stopped doing the eyebrow thing that she used to do.

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: Yes. I immediately noticed that. First close-up shot, and her eyebrows didn’t move a bit. She was just talking.

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: It was really cool. I was like, “Yes!” Improving, finally.

Ben: I just feel like they’ve gotten a lot better at taking a book and turning it into a movie. I think that’s what now that they have more and more experience doing that and they know what to cut, they know what to keep, they’ve done a lot better job at doing it justice.

Andrew: Micah?

Micah: Yeah, I agree with Ben, and also Michael Gambon – I was not a big fan of his for most of the movies that came before this and I think he did a great job in this one.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: Did he finally read the books or something, or what?

[Andrew and Audience laugh]

Andrew: No. He still hasn’t read the books. At the London premiere, it was funny. Somebody was like, “So what do you think of this movie?” And he’s like, “Oh, I forget already I filmed it a year ago and there’s been five movies since then.” I’m like, “PR nightmare, okay.”

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: But yeah, I think Michael Gambon, he’s really grown. And we’ve seen in the trailers, he’s a weak Dumbledore in this film. And it really comes through and the cave scene. I didn’t read the book before I saw the movie – re-read the book before I saw the movie, I read parts of it after and the cave scene is pretty loyal to the book because particularly, I was a little confused. I was surprised one thing happened so quick, but when I re-read it, I saw it happened just as quickly. So yeah, the cave scene, that’s of course the epic scene. Did you guys cry at all?

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: During the movie? You can be honest, Ben.

Ben: My eyes got a little wet.

Andrew: Your eyes got a little wet?


Ben Falling Asleep During the Premiere?


Ben: Yeah, well I get – to be honest? I didn’t get very much sleep the night before, so I was like – the theater was just so comfortable, and I was just…

[Andrew and Audience laughs]

Ben: I was struggling to stay awake. Don’t hate me. But it was, I had to keep jolting myself…

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: But it was awesome though.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: Particularly the part where the fire is just like making fire tornadoes and stuff.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: Gave me chills.

Emerson: I don’t know how you slept when the girl – Ben was sitting right in front of me and there was this small girl to my right, who was – let’s just say she was providing commentary throughout the movie.

[Audience laughs]

Emerson: Like the best Harry Potter fan, though. You know, when it would show Lavender being, you know, Lavender, she’d be like, “No!” You know? [laughs]

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: Which I want to do at Azkatraz now. When Jessie Cave is like – what did she say, “He’s mine,” or something?

Ben: Ron’s in the hospital wing and then Lavender comes in and says, “He’s my boyfriend!” and that’s when the girl behind me who was sitting next to Emerson goes, “No!”

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: I want to do that at Azkatraz. Just have a group of people just go, “No!”

[Audience and Emerson laughs]

Andrew: That was really serious. But I got to admit, I got a little emo during the scene where you see Slughorn’s real memory and when – the Hogwarts Tom Riddle. First of all that actor, not just the young Tom Riddle that we saw in the initial trailer but the guy who plays the Hogwarts version of Tom Riddle – who’s not the same one as in Chamber of Secrets, Christian Coulson?

Ben: Yeah, that’s his name.

Andrew: He’s a different actor and he’s a lot better. He’s really – okay, maybe not better but he was just really creepy, he was very serious.

Ben: He pulled off the whole vindictiveness…

Andrew: Yeah, exactly.

Ben: …very well.


The Ending


Andrew: And that’s the scene where I was like, “Oh wow, I can’t believe – ” Like, hearing them talk about Horcruxes for the first time made me like, “Oh my god. It’s like they’re setting everything up. You know, this is the rest of the movie now. It’s all about the Horcruxes.” And another thing that was interesting was this felt like really the real part one to Book 7 because at the end it sort of left it a little open-ended. There’s no big – they don’t run off on the train like in all the years past and Hagrid waves bye and…

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: It’s just a cute, happy ending. But this time it just sort of just stops. And it felt complete but it was left open, you know what I mean?

Emerson: Well Yates might be trying to make reparations for the Chamber of Secrets ending with Hagrid coming to the Great Hall and like a ten-minute long of cheese fest and smiles and hugs.

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: I was to say, that was the worst ending.

Emerson: It was so awkward.

Ben: When I was little kid, that made me – I was like “Yeah, Hagrid’s back!”

[Everyone laughs]

Ben: “Hagrid’s back, everything’s good again!”

[Andrew and Audience laugh]

Emerson: When I saw that scene, I couldn’t help but think, “They cut out what scenes for this?”


David Yates


Andrew: Yeah, that was pretty drawn out. Well speaking of David Yates, how about his directing style? Because this of course is the first time since Chris Columbus who directed one and two that we’ve seen a director direct two films. So do you guys think David Yates expanded on it, do you think he improved?

Emerson: I thought he had a really interesting comment, I think it was at the junket or perhaps it was at another interview. But he mentioned that when he filmed the last movie, he didn’t really realize how big Harry Potter was. He’d never seen, you know, how you guys were at the premiere. And so he knew that Harry Potter was big but he really didn’t grasp…

Andrew: The fan power.

Emerson: Right, how serious it was. He said he found himself with this movie being much more – second-guessing himself more because he was more worried about sending us into a bit of a tizzy. And I think this movie – I loved how it was just so balanced; the teen drama, injected humor and awesome action. It’s like when you see the movie, it’s just one after another. It’s like in a row, one, two, three, one, two, three.

Andrew: Yeah, exactly.

Emerson: But it’s perfect. It’s a perfect balance.

Ben: There’ll be a really serious part and then all of a sudden something funny will happen to interrupt that and they do a great job.

Andrew: Micah, did you think Yates expanded or…?

Micah: Yeah, the thing overall everyone just seemed to feel more comfortable watching it on screen. Everyone seemed to work together very well. Whereas I thought Order of the Phoenix that didn’t happen a whole lot. But I agree with what both Ben and Emerson said. I think it was much more balanced.

Andrew: Yeah. Like the one thing that bothered me with Order of the Phoenix was some of those transitions when they were going in and out of the newspapers, I just thought that was such a bad way of moving the story along. It was – I don’t know, cheap? I don’t know to describe it really.

Emerson: It was tough because they had…

Andrew: It was forced.

Emerson: …a lot of material to cover.


Steve Kloves


Andrew: They did but – and Steve Kloves, the screen writer, said this at the junket yesterday, well he said Jo said to him, “Look, I understand you can’t make the movies what the books are, but just keep the character development because that’s what really matters to me the most.” And they were emphasizing a lot how the books are really character-driven. I mean, that’s what it really comes down to. That’s why the stories are so great. I mean, the plots are great too, and like David Yates says, “I’m not a fan of magic really. I like it, but I’m not a fan. And, I’m not a fan of school stories. I like it, but I’m not a fan. But what I am a fan of is character development and that’s what makes it work.”

Emerson: I’m sorry, I have to – go ahead.

Ben: I was going to say, I think Steve Kloves did a great job. The actual writing in this film was great because I felt at the end of Goblet of Fire, when he messed up the Dumbledore speech it was kind of a hack job, I thought and I feel like maybe taking a movie off with Movie 5, maybe did him some good and then he was able to, I don’t know, perform better for this latest film.

Andrew: Yeah, plus I think maybe when he was looking at Movie 5, he was like, “Damn, I could have written this better, I could have written this better,” and he’s getting – you know, it’s pumping him up, so… And he said too, at the junket yesterday, he’s such a big fan. And he’s a really nice guy, he’s like the only American guy on the crew, and…

Ben: U.S.A.!

[Andrew and Audience laugh]

Ben: Sorry.

Andrew: Yeah, but he’s just a really big fan and he’s made that clear so many times, so he said, you know, “It pains me just as much to cut stuff out, but you have to do it because we don’t have eight hours.”


David Heyman


Emerson: You know who’s a great guy to talk about Harry Potter with? David Heyman, the producer. When you talk to him, you can tell, he’s so sincere and legitimate in his interest and desire to make the Harry Potter series as true to the books. And just respect our story, and it really comes through, and you can tell, when the movie got out I saw him on the way out and you know, I said, “David…”

[Andrew and Audience laugh]

Emerson: …with this big grin on my face and he just…

Ben: Hands down…

Andrew: And what’d he do?

Ben: And he just looks at me and you can just tell that he’s really happy because he knows that we are not going to be forgiving if justice is not done to these books. So, it’s – fun.

Andrew: Yeah, but also with Movie 7, I mean that’s going to be a lot of pressure, and I wish I had asked one of them about that. You have these two parts of the film and they keep saying, “Oh, now we don’t have to cut out as much, we don’t have to cut out as much,” But in reality, they’re still going to have to cut out something, and when they do cut something out of Movie 7 parts one or two, fans are going to be more upset because we were promised more content. So I think it’s going to be hard and I think there’s a lot more pressure on them with that one.


Emerson’s Story


Emerson: I have to have a completely unrelated anecdote that just popped into my head…

Andrew: Oh.

Emerson: …and I apologize for this but at the actual showing of the movie, right – the way it works is you go in the theater and Alan Horn, the president of Warner Brothers, comes out on stage and he says, “I’d like to thank X, Y and Z, thanks the cast..”

Andrew: Did you boo him?

Emerson: What?

Andrew: Did you boo him?

Emerson: I didn’t boo him.

Andrew: He’s the one that delayed the film.

[Audience and Emerson laughs]

Emerson: Yeah and so he comes on stage and the cast come on stage and Dan says a few words, saying, “Hope you enjoy the film, had a great time filming it..” And so before that, Alan Horn – Heyman rather, introduces all the cast. He has them all come up on stage individually, and everyone claps and cheers for them and you can see who the most popular actors are based on how many screaming girls are just, you know, letting loose…

[Audience laughs]

Emerson: …and he made a joke, right? That Dan, Emma and Rupert hadn’t gone on stage yet and he was making a joke that, “Oh, that’s everyone, thanks, enjoy the film.” And then, so he starts asking Dan, Emma, and Rupert to come on stage, he says, “And finally, Dan Radcliffe, Rupert Grint…and then really inexplicably, he asks Verne Troyer. Verne Troyer was there with his family. And if you haven’t seen them, they are the absolute cutest people in the entire world…

[Audience laughs]


Was it Verne Troyer or Warwick Davis?


Ben: It’s not Verne Troyer, it’s Warwick Davis.

Emerson: No, Verne Troyer was there.

Ben: Oh, was it Verne Troyer?

Andrew: Yeah.

Emerson: Yeah, Verne Troyer was there, who plays Griphook, and he’s also Mini Me from Austin Powers.

Andrew: And he’s little.

Ben: So he’s this big, and it’s just so cute, he’s this big, and…

Andrew: If he’s standing on the table, not stage-wise.

Ben: Oh yeah, standing on the table.

[Audience laughs]

Ben: So his entire family stacked on top of each other is about how tall I am. [laughs] So anyway, randomly he says, “Oh and Verne Troyer,” and it’s just really conspicuous. It’s like, why wouldn’t you announce him earlier with all the other cast? And I realized…

Ben: Is it Verne Troyer?

Emerson: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah, it is, it is.

Ben: Warwick Davis plays Flitwick.

Emerson: Yes. Verne Troyer plays Griphook.

Ben: Oh.

[Audience laughs]

Emerson: Yeah.

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: Well…

Ben: No.

Andrew: …I need to – no, you’re right, you guys are right. There was some discrepancy with Movie 1 or something like that…

Ben: But it was Warwick Davis who was in the theater though…

Andrew: I think, yeah, but I thought on the cast list it said Verne Troyer. I was positive…

Emerson: Yeah, it was Verne Troyer. Yeah, it was Verne Troyer, it said Verne Troyer.

Andrew: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ben: It wasn’t, but okay.

Emerson: It was.

[Audience laughs]

Ben: Because after they said it – like I used to…

Andrew: Hold on.

Emerson: Yeah, we have a sheet. Ben, they gave us a sheet with names and faces on it…

Andrew: And, yeah…

Emerson: …and pictures and it said Verne Troyer.

Ben: That’s fine, but it was Warwick Davis.

[Andrew and Audience laugh]

Ben: I can tell you it was Warwick Davis because after…

Andrew: I’m going to go check…

Ben: …he said Warwick Davis, I leaned over to Melissa and said, [puts on Hagrid voice] “Warwick Davis.”

[Everyone laughs]

Ben: I really did. It was Warwick Davis.

[Andrew laughs]

MuggleCast 176 Transcript (continued)

Half-Blood Prince Premiere

Borders – Columbus Circle

New York, New York (US)

July 12, 2009


Emerson’s Story: Continued


Emerson: So anyway, it was really conspicuous that he didn’t call up Verne/Warwick up on stage and then I had this realization that it’s because when he was looking over to see which cast he hadn’t called up, he couldn’t even see him. [laughs]

[Audience sighs]

Emerson: It was like an ‘oh my god’ moment…


It Was Warwick Davis


Andrew: You know, it was Warwick Davis…

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: But I swear on the cast list…

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: …they give the press the list of names and faces and who they play so when people like [pronounces incorrectly] Reuters, you know, they don’t know who the cast are…

Ben: It’s [pronounces correctly] Reuters. Sorry.

Andrew: [pronounces correctly] Reuters.

Ben: I’m here just to argue with everybody.

Andrew: I’m a Rooter. I’m a Royters, Rooter – whatever. Anyway, they give a cast list with pictures. I swear it said Verne Troyer. I think you’re right.

Emerson: It did.

Andrew: But another e-mail said Warwick Davis so – wow, whatever, that was the worst…

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: That was the worst debate. You should put that in this book.

[Audience and Emerson laugh]


Jessie Cave and Jim Broadbent’s Portrayals


Andrew: Let’s talk about a couple of other actors who really stand out; Jessie Cave and Jim Broadbent. Jim Broadbent plays Slughorn and Jessie Cave plays Lavender. Extremely impressive, over-the-top portrayals, these guys had. I mean, Micah, you want to talk a little bit about Jessie Cave or Jim – Jimmy Boy?

Micah: Sure. Yeah, she was really nutty in her character. I thought she did a really good job. She was pretty like – she matched the teenage psycho pretty well…

[Audience laughs]

Micah: I will say that. And Jim Broadbent, I thought, just did an amazing job. I mean, he was spot-on with Slughorn.

Andrew: Yeah. Jessie Cave in person – I don’t know if you’ve seen interviews with her, but she’s a very shy person in the interviews and stuff, and she’s new. She’s never acted before, but in this movie she’s over-the-top in love with Ron and it comes off so well. It’s just so funny to watch. Every scene that she’s in is just hilarious. And then Jim Broadbent – Emerson or Ben, do you want to comment about him?

[Silence]

[Audience laughs]

Emerson: I…

Andrew: Well did you like his portrayal? Did you…

Emerson: He…

Andrew: This is what happens when we record a real episode of MuggleCast but then we always edit this out, when nobody talks. [laughs]

[Audience and Emerson laughs]

Emerson: I agree with Micah.

Andrew: Yeah. This is where I would be pausing and deleting this area.

[Emerson laughs]

Andrew: What’d you think of Jim? I mean, was he good?

Ben: Yeah, he was excellent, particularly the whole modified memory scene and all of that. He did it a lot of justice because when he finally tells Voldemort about the Horcruxes he says, “Oh, this is for pure academic reasons, right, Tom?”

Andrew: That was really good.

Ben: And Tom was like, “Yes, yes.”

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: And was the girl behind you like, “No, no!”?

[Audience laughs]

Emerson: Yeah.

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: I’m going to do that in the movie next time. Be like, “No!”

[Audience and Emerson laugh]

Andrew: But what’d you think of Jim?

Emerson: I just said I agreed with Micah…

Andrew: Oh, that’s right. [laughs].

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: Okay, well I’ll comment about Jim. He was just really good, really impressive, really into the role. He wasn’t at the premiere even though he was supposed to be originally, but yeah. He did really good so I was impressed by that. And they were the two standout actors, I think, in this movie just because one, they’re new to the films and they really did a great job. And also the Christian Coulson replacement for Hogwarts Tom Riddle, he was really good, too.

Emerson: I think after you watch Jessie Cave portray love-struck Lavender, you’re going to – it’s so gross. You’re going to have to take a shower when you leave the theater.

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: [laughs] This girl right here just reacted like you said something way extreme.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Just [makes vomiting sounds] It’s not gross, it’s just funny! It was funny.

Emerson: No, I mean, like in a good way gross.

[Audience laughs]


Question Time


Andrew: Does anyone have any questions about the film? We’re still trying to keep this spoiler-free. If you could just come up here, I’ll just call you guys up and then you’ll work your way up. You want to come out here? We need some – what?

Emerson: We’ll just have them yell?

Andrew: Well, yeah…

[Emerson laughs]

Andrew: It’s a podcast, people have got to hear it. Look, I can do this cool thing with my mic. But, yeah, it’s all guys. We need some girls talking.

[Emerson laughs]

Andrew: Or these speakers are going to break. Okay. Hi, what’s your name and…?


Question: Helen McCrory


Audience Member: My name is Joan Miller.

Andrew: So what’s your question?

Audience Member: I was just curious about what you guys thought of the casting of Narcissa Malfoy.

Andrew: Oh yeah, Helen McCrory. Because she was set to play Bellatrix, and then she got preggo, and then they…

[Audience and Emerson laughs]

Andrew: And it was really cool, you could tell how bad they wanted her for the role because, you know, they brought her back for Narcissa. What do you guys think of her?

Ben: She was only in one scene, right?

Andrew: Yeah, she’s not in it that much. She was in the…

Ben: The Unbreakable Vow scene.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: I thought she did a good job. That scene, it was just awesome because having read the book already, they do the Unbreakable Vow and you’re like, “Oh. Sorry, Dumbledore. That’s it.”

[Andrew and Audience laugh]

Andrew: Did you really think, when you saw that, that he was going to die? When you read it for the first time?

Ben: Not when I read it…

Andrew: Oh, okay.

Ben: I’m saying, knowing how it ends…

Andrew: Oh. Oh, okay, all right. Yeah. I mean – Micah?

Micah: Yeah, she did a good job holding out her hand.

[Audience and Ben laughs]

Micah: She didn’t say much. She was in, like Ben said, one scene.

Andrew: It was, yeah – who else has a question so we can bring someone up here? How about you right – yeah. That scene in particular was just cool because Narcissa was really upset. It’s an emotional scene and you feel for her, so – Hi, what’s your name?


Question: Harry and Ginny


Audience Member: My name is Gracie.

Andrew: What’s your question?

Audience Member: I read in the L.A. Times interview with Bonnie Wright that the thing between Harry and Ginny was changed a little bit.
The kiss was in a different setting, there wasn’t any people around them. How was it changed and was it okay?

Ben: It wasn’t that juicy…

[Everyone laughs]

Ben: …to be honest. I was – I was hoping for something a bit more juicy…

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: …but then they might have had to make it PG-13.

[Everyone laughs]

Ben: It was – it was really just kind of a glorified peck I guess you could say.

Andrew: Yeah.

Emerson: Yeah.

Andrew: And actually in the junket there was a really funny moment. Dan apologized to Bonnie at the junket. He was like [imitating Dan], “I’m so sorry. I watched that kiss back and it looks like I have the lips of a horse. I was just like…”

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: And then everyone was laughing so hard. He was explaining how his lower lip was off or something, I don’t know. But he’s really disappointed with the kiss I think!

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: Because David Yates for some reason doesn’t let them watch play back. Like they film a scene and normally you could just go behind and be like, “Okay, let me check out what I did.” But they don’t let them do that. David Yates doesn’t let them do that for some reason.

Ben: Why?

Andrew: I don’t know, just not his style. Okay, so is that our question mic? Sweet.


Question: Bonnie Wright as Ginny Weasley


Andrew: Okay. Well, thank you. All right who else has a question? All right test out our new mic. Hopefully it works.

Audience Member: It has a fancy cover.

[Andrew and Audience laughs]

Audience Member: Okay, I’m Amy. I was wondering because Bonnie Wright, I love her, but she’s kind of been in the background for most of the movies and they tried to play up, “Oh, I like Harry in the fifth movie.” And, “Oh no! Hermione said that Cho likes me!” And, “Oh no! I’m going to kiss Cho and everything is sad because Ginny’s in the back,” and whatever. So is it out of the blue completely?

Andrew: Well, there was a really awkward scene in – in the Burrow. When Harry and Ginny first see each other and I just had to laugh because it was so I don’t know, corny, cheesy? I don’t know. I was just like, “Oh come on. This is so ridiculous.” It’s like – it’s like in the Chamber of Secrets was it, when they give the awkward hug? Right, wasn’t that Chamber of Secrets? It’s sort of like that. That’s what it reminded me of. What did you guys think of Bonnie? What was your question, did she have more of a prominent role?

Audience Member: [unintelligible]

Andrew: Oh, was there any set up?

Emerson: There wasn’t really any set up. It was – I think if you hadn’t read the books you’d be so confused. You would have absolutely no idea why all of a sudden where these sparks came from, the background for it. But because we have read the books, so, it was – I think – the acting I thought was I think very comfortable. I think they did as good a job as they could. I think this – I think there may be needed to be some more help from previous movies to really make it flow. But I thought they did as good of a job as they could by actually having – just starting really in this movie.

Micah: Yeah, there’s a lot of subtlety in the first I would say the first half hour, hour to the movie. And also I thought, Hermione and – and Harry kept playing off each other between Harry knowing that Hermione liked Ron and Hermione knowing that Harry liked Ginny.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: Oh, and there is this scene – there is this Quidditch scene where they are having practice, and I picked up on this. Harry is wearing the number seven and Ginny is wearing the number six, and seven goes after six.

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: Its bit of a stretch don’t you think? [laughs]

Ben: No, you don’t think that was on purpose?

[Audience and Emerson laughs]

Andrew: Yeah maybe. It’s a good theory I suppose.

Emerson: And why is it you even noticed that?

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: When you saw that, you were like, “Ah, I get it.”

[Audience laughs]

Ben: I was like I got to bring this up on MuggleCast.

Andrew: [laughs] You write it down. Did you tell the girl behind you.

Ben: I told Melissa.

Andrew: Okay, who else has a question? How about this girl in the Pickle Pack Shirt? Okay, we’ll get to you next.

Emerson: We could do our line up now and we could do this faster.

Andrew: Yeah, sure. Go ahead. Ah, for anyone – for anyone at home, we have about a 95% girl population here. A few guys. A shout out to the guys. Oh, I said five percent! You’re in the five percent! Okay, maybe a little – maybe eight percent.

Ben: This line is big enough. We will wait till some people clear before other people come line up.


Question: Dumbledore’s Funeral


Andrew: Okay, what’s your name? Where are you from?

Audience Member: Okay, I’m Chelsea. I’m from Long Island and I was just wondering about this funeral because I know that Eric said that they didn’t really have a good funeral for Dumbledore. So how did they do that? Did they pay homage to him at least.

Andrew: There’s no funeral but there is a moment of unity.

Ben: Dumbledore, he’s dead of course.

[Everyone laughs]

[An audience member screams, “What?!”]

[Everyone laughs]

Audience Member: Like, was there a sense of finality to his life?

Ben: Well, yeah, he’s dead. So then of course everyone comes out to look at the corpse. And…

[Everyone laughs]

Ben: …they all – they all stand in the yard and then there’s this big moment when McGonagall’s like, “Huhhh!”

[Everyone laughs]

Ben: And then you know everyone claps and it’s all – it’s all good. There’s no white tomb or anything like that though.

Andrew: Yeah.

Audience Member: Did they have like a Fawkes song or anything like that?

Andrew: No! They – they have…

Ben: You do see Fawkes flying.

Andrew: Yeah, but no song which was a bit disappointing. I thought they would do that too.

Micah: And you do get a portrait.

Audience Member: Oh, you see his portrait in the office?

Andrew: Yeah, you do see the portrait.

Audience Member: Okay.

Andrew: Yeah. Actually, he looks kind of weird in the portrait. I laughed a little bit.

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: He was like – he was like snoozing, and he was just like – just like…

Emerson: Sleeping.

Andrew: I thought I saw him like…

Emerson: He was really slumped over at a really awkward angle.

Andrew: Yeah. It looked like – it looked like he was dead still…

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: …or something and they just threw him in a chair.

Emerson: Yeah.

Andrew: I didn’t get that. All right, well anyway, thanks. Thank you.

Audience Member: No problem.


Question: Tom Felton as Draco Malfoy


Audience Member: Hi, I’m Victoria. I’m from Louisville, Kentucky. And…

Andrew: Did you come here just for the premiere?

Audience Member: Oh, well, we happened to be here…

Andrew: Good.

Audience Member: …and then we heard about this.

Andrew: Good.

Audience Member: I was wondering about how Tom Felton did as Draco Malfoy, because he has really kind of been in the background for most of the movies. And this is the first movie where he has a really prominent role.

Andrew: Yeah, yeah. And besides that, I mean have you guys seen how much promotion he’s doing for this tour? I mean, it’s insane. He was in Canada the other day, and I think he just flew to Southern Africa, and later tonight he’s going to be back. I’m – I’m – I’m just kidding.

[Audience and Emerson laugh]

Andrew: And tonight quick plug, he’s going to be at the Hot Topic in Paramus, New Jersey. And – is anyone going to that?

[Audience answers]

Andrew: Oh, okay. But myself and Melissa Aneli from the Leaky Cauldron, we’re going to be doing this panel thing – with her. And so I’m bailing out of here in twenty minutes to go do that, but they’re going to still be podcasting. But anyway, Micah, what did you think of Draco?

[Prolonged silence]

Micah: He was good. Sorry, I’ve been [laughs] – yeah, no. I thought compared to the past movies he’s definitely more on the forefront, for obvious reasons. And I thought he did a really good job when he got tense about the whole situation he was put in by Voldemort.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: You could see a lot more emotion coming out of him in this movie.

Andrew: He did a good job of showing – portraying how nervous and unsure of the situation that he was. I mean, particularly at the end when he’s about to kill Dumbledore. You’ll be pleased.

Ben: Yeah, I feel like – I feel like all the – the child actors who were once children are finally coming into their own.

Andrew: Hm? Yeah.

Audience Member: Thank you.

Andrew: Thanks.


Congratulations Emerson


Audience Member: Hi, I’m Patricia from Long Island. Well, first I just wanted to congratulate Emerson on his engagement. Because I still can’t…

[Audience cheers]

Audience Member: …get over how cute that was!

Emerson: Thank you.

Andrew: Where’s Gaby? Did she arrive?

Emerson: Gaby is on her way…

Andrew: She’s on her way.

Emerson: …and when she does I’m going to make sure I give her a really embarrassing shout-out. So get ready – okay, guys, when she comes…

Ben: Everybody stare and point, please.

[Audience laughs]

Emerson: No, no, seriously. When she comes I want everybody to stare.

[Audience laughs]

Emerson: Okay? Stare and smile and clap so loudly and wildly, and it’ll be awesome. Okay?

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: She may be here already, you know.

Ben: And Emerson will be sleeping on the couch.

Emerson: She is pretty short. I probably wouldn’t be able to see her in the back.

[Andrew and Emerson laugh]

Andrew: Anyway…

Audience Member: Oh…

Andrew: Go ahead.


Question: Quidditch


Audience Member: My other question was about Quidditch. And I know it hasn’t been in the last few films. So, was it better? Or was it refreshing? What did you guys think about it?

Andrew: CG wise it was really impressive. And later that night, after I saw the movie I watched Sorcerer’s Stone. And – unbelievable how much more detail is in the Quidditch now, just the stadium alone. You know, in Sorcerer’s Stone the stadium’s all bright – bright colors, everything’s cheery? It’s very vibrant, red, green, yellow and blue. But in this all the colors are depleted. And it just looks more realistic. It looks really good. I can’t wait to see it on Blu-Ray, too. It’s going to be incredible.


Question: Promo Clips


Audience Member: Hi, I’m Nicole. I’m from Long Island. I go to Syracuse.

[Andrew, Audience and Micah laugh]

Audience Member: Sorry, had to. I was just curious if the clips gave away too much of the movie?

Andrew: No, I don’t think so.

Micah: No.

Andrew: I mean, there – there was a lot of clips. Did you guys think there were a lot of clips this year?

[Audience responds]

Audience Member: Yeah, too many.

Andrew: Then again I guess when you have to add seven months of promotional time, I guess that’s what you have to do.

[Emerson laughs]

Andrew: But who knows how many more are still to come, or what? We’ve still got – what, five more days? So, no, I don’t think so. Did you guys think – when you watched – I mean, we’ve all seen the promo clips. There are some. But honestly – okay, I didn’t watch them. Have you guys been watching them?

Audience Members: No.

Andrew: Really? Okay, can I just take a quick poll? Who – who – who watches them? Like all of them, or close to all of them. Okay, see most people don’t. I guess they’re more for people who are just not hard-core fans. Because us fans, we don’t really want to be spoiled, right? So…

Ben: Well, I used to watch all of the clips.

Andrew: Really?

Ben: Because I would – used to be like, man – every day I’d be like, “I want the movie now, now, now, now.” So I’d watch – I’d watch all of them.

Andrew: And now you’re like, what? I want the movie two weeks from now?

Ben: When it comes.

Andrew: When it comes?!

[Andrew and Audience laugh]

Andrew: I see.

Ben: Because who knows when they’re going to delay it again.

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: Yeah. Yeah.

Audience Member: I accidentally saw the first German clip, too. The five minute leak.

Andrew: Oh, the first five minutes.

Audience Member: I killed myself when I saw that.

Andrew: Really?

Audience Member: Yeah. Anyway.

Andrew: Cool. Well, thank you.


Question: Pensieve


Audience Member: I noticed that they haven’t…

Andrew: What’s your name?

Audience Member: Sarah.

Andrew: Are you guys twins?

Audience Member: Yeah, we’re twins.

Andrew: Aw.

Audience Member: I can’t get the mic.

[Everyone laughs]

Audience Member: We noticed they – they said that they…

Andrew: Hold it a little closer.

Audience Member: …that they said that they cut out some of the Pensive scenes. And they haven’t cast Ralph Fiennes. I know he’s not in – he didn’t shoot any footage for this movie. Do you think he would have been in the Hepzibah clip with Hokey, that memory? Do you think they introduced the Horcruxes enough so that Harry knows what to go look for, the cup?

Andrew: Yeah. Well, not so much the cup.

Audience Member: Will he know to go look for it?

Andrew: I don’t know. That’s a good question. Do you guys remember any references to the cup?

Micah: Nope.

Emerson: Nah uh.

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: Me neither. I mean, they – I thought they did set up the Horcruxes good because they see the real memory. They come out – Harry and Dumbledore see the real memory – they come out of it, and then they start talking about it. And I guess – isn’t that when Dumbledore goes, “This is like no other magic I’ve seen before,” or something like that? It’s a really cool line. Whatever it was, I butchered it, but yeah. So, I think they set up the Horcruxes well but that is going to be a problem. Yeah. Thanks, twins.

[Audience laughs]


Question: Lines from the Book


Audience Member: Hi, my name is Martina and I was curious to know if there is any lines straight from the book that when you heard you were like, “Yes! I’m so glad they included that.”

Andrew: Do you guys remember any?

Micah: I could tell you one that wasn’t in there, but I don’t want to spoil anything.

Andrew: Well, the “coward” line, of course, that was in there. And I’m sure they felt like it was really important to include that just because that’s a pretty crucial line. It really shows how above Snape Harry feels now. But what – what were you thinking?

Micah: Well, Snape’s response wasn’t there.

Andrew: Oh.

Micah: “Don’t call me coward.”

Andrew: Yeah. I read that scene back afterwards and I was like, “Why didn’t they include that?” That scene goes by really fast. So when you watch it try to – in slow motion, or something. [laughs]

Ben: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah. Other than that, I honestly don’t know. Can you guys remember any others? It’s hard.

Emerson: It’s sad because I just re-read Half-Blood Prince about three days ago and I’m still drawing blanks.

Andrew: Oh, so you look even more stupid. [laughs]

Emerson: Yeah, I look even more stupid. I’m probably going to save that from not announcing it.

Andrew: I think there…

Emerson: Sorry.

Andrew: I think – I mean, I honestly can’t tell you, but there was some really good dialogue in there that reminded me of the books and I felt like it was from the books, so yeah. I’m sure they try. I mean, they got to try.


Question: New Scenes


Audience Member: My name is Valentina.

Andrew: Hi.

Audience Member: What did you feel about them putting the scene with the Burrow on fire with Bellatrix, even if it didn’t happen in the book? Do you think they set it up for the seventh movie?

Andrew: When she says she’s on fire?

Audience Member: It’s all on fire, the field and stuff.

Andrew: Oh, yeah. Setting it up? I mean, that was – that scene that they added, everybody knows about that now. They added a new scene that wasn’t in the book. I mean, really, it’s just a pacing scene more than – that’s what they keep calling it, so it’s what I’m calling it. It’s just there to – what they said was in the book you see all these references to the Dark Magic going on around them. But they wanted the Trio to experience it rather than just read about it. So that’s why that scene was added where the attack happens on the Burrow when they’re actually in there. And yeah, so really, I don’t think it has much to do with Book 7. Or Movie 7. What’s up, dude? Thank you, our first guy.


Question: Snape: Good or Bad?


Audience Member: Hi, I’m Irvin and I was curious about the portrayal of Snape in the movie. Do they leave his loyalties ambiguous like they were in the book or are they obvious like, “Here’s a hint he’s good, here’s a hint he’s good”?

Micah: I think that if you’re a fan you’re going to go into the movie, you’re going to watch it and you’re going to know that he’s good.

Andrew: Really?

Micah: I think so. I think…

Andrew: Well, having read Book 7 we’ll know.

Micah: Yeah, yeah. But there wasn’t a lot of ambiguity and I think even some of the other people could have picked up on it, too.

Andrew: Yeah. I mean – well, of course you see that scene where Snape’s talking to Draco saying, “Let me help you” and Draco’s like, “I don’t need help.” So that obviously puts him in the bad side.

Audience Member: Thanks.

Andrew: Snape – Alan Rickman was really good though. And there’s a couple of – you know how he always draws out his – his phrases? He drew one out so long. It was like four words, but it took like twenty seconds.

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: And I thought he must have done it just to mock himself, because it was so drawn out and I was laughing so hard.

Ben: Do you remember which one that was?

Emerson: Is he at Slughorn’s party?

Andrew: No, I was thinking about when he’s examining the necklace, because he says something to the Trio, or something. Or he said something to McDon – McDon – McGonagall. McDonald’s. Ronald McDonald.

[Audience laughs]

Emerson: Oh, yeah.

Andrew: Yeah. And anyway, it’s so drawn out that it was just hilarious.

Emerson: “You…” I can’t – I’m not even going to try.

Andrew: Yeah. Don’t even.

Emerson: I can’t even possibly make it last that long without my voice cracking and sounding horrible.


Question: How Was Snape Overall


Audience Member: Hi, I’m Christine. Basically, I was going to ask another Snape question. How was his performance, Alan Rickman? Does he get more screen time since this is such a big moment for him with the Unbreakable Vow and with the Astronomy Tower scene?

Andrew: Yeah.

Audience Member: Did they do that justice?

Andrew: I wanted to bring up that – that Unbreakable Vow scene. Going into his house I got all excited because, “Oh, we’re going to see Snape’s house.” And we’ve – we’ve seen a couple of pictures from it, but yeah. It was really cool seeing that scene. And I think – I thought he was really good. Didn’t you guys think so? Ben, did you enjoy Alan?

Ben: Yeah, I did a lot actually. Particularly the scene at the end when Harry tries to do Sectumsempra on – on Snape.

Andrew: Oh, yeah.

Ben: And then Snape is just like, “Trying my own spell on me? I am the Half-Blood Prince!”

Andrew: Yeah, that’s another line that was straight from the book, come to think of it.


Question: Fenrir Greyback/Bill Weasley


Audience Member: Hi, my name is Aaron.

Andrew: Hi, Aaron.

Audience Member: Hi.

[Audience laughs]

Audience Member: I was wondering what you thought about Fenrir Greyback and if Bill’s injury was in that at all?

Andrew: Oh, yeah. That – that was disappointing how Bill’s injury wasn’t – I mean, Fenrir – he didn’t have that much screen time. You know, we all got excited when we saw the first pictures of him, but there wasn’t too much screen time for him. And he doesn’t even say much.

Emerson: Yeah, he just kind of stands there looking scary.

Andrew: Yeah.

Emerson: Every scene that he’s in.

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: He’s just with the Death Eaters, and that’s pretty much it. Hi!

MuggleCast 176 Transcript (continued)

Half-Blood Prince Premiere

Borders – Columbus Circle

New York, New York (US)

July 12, 2009


Question: True to the Book


Audience Member: Hi, I’m Celecia and I came from Canada.

Andrew: For the premiere?

Audience Member: Yeah, for the premiere.

Andrew: Nice.

Audience Member: No. Well, I came to visit my cousins. But the premiere fell on the date, so.

Andrew: Well, that worked out nicely didn’t it?

Audience Member: I have two questions. One of them is, do you think Half-Blood Prince deserved the PG rating? And the other one is, do you think the movie was as canon as possible?

Andrew: Well, we talked about the PG rating at the beginning and basically it – you know, it – it did. It did deserve it. What was your second part?

Audience Member: Do you think that the movies were as – as true to the book as possible?

Andrew: I mean – as much as they can be they have to cut stuff out, and that’s just – that’s just what happens.

Emerson: They didn’t – there wasn’t much – I don’t think you’ll see this movie and think, “Oh, why would they add this scene and then not include this scene?” There wasn’t any really annoying, gaping holes in the story plots like having the Marauders in the past – stuff that when you – when you – the absence of it was very conspicuous and very alarming. This movie didn’t have anything that really stood out to me as being crucial to the plot. They couldn’t be used in some other way, couldn’t be glossed around somehow.


Question: Added Scenes


Andrew: Hi.

Audience Member: Hi, my name is Sarabelle and I wanted to know what you thought of the scenes that they added in after and how you thought they helped or took away from the movie as a whole.

Andrew: The – the attack on the Burrow?

Audience Member: Yeah.

Andrew: What did you guys think of that?

Emerson: It was – it was a cool scene. I don’t – I don’t know how necessary it was. I guess it did kind of show that there’s trouble going on in the – outside of Hogwarts.

Andrew: Yeah.

Emerson: So, it did accomplish its purpose for that, but I think there was other ways to do it. I didn’t mind it, though.

Andrew: I think it was weird for me. Like, it started off cool, then it started sucking, and then it got better…

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: …and then it got bad again. Because it’s a whole – it’s like four things happen in that scene – four main things happen in that scene. I don’t know, it wasn’t as tense as I thought maybe they were hoping. It worked, but – and that’s one of the scenes you see Greyback in, of course. It is sad, though.

Ben: I thought it was weird…

Andrew: Huh?

Ben: I just thought it was weird when all of a sudden the Burrow just bursts into flames…

Andrew: On fire.

Ben: …and they’re all standing there. And the next scene everybody’s happy again.

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: Yeah! It was so weird. It went from sad to happy like really quick.

Ben: And all of a sudden there’s just an explosion outside or whatever, and then Harry sees Bellatrix and he just takes off running like an idiot. Harry Potter should have died.

[Everyone laughs]

Emerson: That, by the way, in a nutshell is Ben’s entire argument.

[Audience laughs]

Emerson: He’s dumb.

[Audience laughs]

Ben: Yeah, and then Harry and Ginny run out there, and then he’s in the middle of this field and I don’t know. They could’ve – they should have gotten killed right there.

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: But the show must go on.


Arrival of Gaby


Emerson: I’d like to take a moment here to announce the presence of a very special guest, my beautiful fiancée hiding behind the CDs, Gaby Montero. Give her a hand!

[Audience applauds and cheers]

Andrew: Gaby, you’re so lucky. I wish I could be you.


Emerson’s Shameless Plug


Emerson: Gaby is – for those of you who don’t know – the co-founder of two, I like to think, amazing websites. One of which – this is my time – my shameless plug, I apologize for the interruption.

[Andrew laughs]

Emerson: One of the websites is called GivesMeHope.com. It’s a website where people post stories – really hopeful uplifting stories, very short, 300 characters or less – and I guarantee you, if you go on there, unless you’re the most cynical person on the planet, I think you will go there and you will smile. Okay? So, your homework for the night is to go check out the website if you haven’t already. If you have, I appreciate the support. Another website – shameless plug number two, apologies for the interruption – it’s called Givoogle.com.

Emerson: It’s a website that Gaby and I launched together. It’s spelled G-I-V-O-O-G-L-E. It looks and functions exactly like Google, but – every time you use Givoogle – we have a banner ad on the page – advertisers pay us for every 1,000 people who see the banner ad, and then we donate that money to the American Red Cross – or, sorry, to the American Cancer Society. So you can raise money for Google just by – or raise money for charity – just by searching the web. So I encourage you all; if you’ve set Givoogle as your homepage and you don’t do anything else, you just use it like you normally would use Google, you can raise $74 a year. So I encourage you all to – when you get back to your computer, set it as your homepage. It’s a great way to make a difference in the world without having to really do all that much, so, all right, shameless plug over. Let’s continue.


Question: Lupin


Andrew: We now return to our normally scheduled programming.

Ben: Anyways…

Audience Member: Hi, guys.

Andrew: Hi!

Audience Member: I’m Christine, and I have two questions. First, what’d you think about the development, if any, of the relationship between Harry and Professor Lupin – or Lupin now – especially since Sirius died he’s kind of only the sort of family he has.

Andrew: In a nutshell, you don’t see any of it. You see Lupin…

Audience Member: Aww.

Andrew: Really quick. Huh? Sorry. In a nutshell, you don’t see any of it really. You see Lupin a couple times, but I don’t really think there’s dialogue between them. I don’t think…

Ben: Yeah, there is…

Micah: He yells at him, I think.

Ben: Yeah, Lupin basically says…

Andrew: Oh right, there’s that.

Ben: “If Snape trusts Dumbledore, you should trust Dumbledore” kind of thing.

Andrew: Yeah, okay, there was that, but it didn’t advance the relationship…

Ben: Or “If Dumbledore trusts Snape, you should trust…”

[Audience laughs]

Ben: “Dumbledore.” My bad.


Question: Lily and James


Audience Member: Okay, and then the second question; do we see Lily and James at all in this one?

Andrew: No.

Audience Member: Okay.

Andrew: Are you going somewhere?

Audience Member: Am I going somewhere?

Andrew: Yeah, I don’t know, you’re just walking with your coat and your purse and it looks like you’re ready to…

[Audience and Emerson laugh]

Andrew: Bounce out of here.

Audience Member: Well I have to go back to New Jersey later…

Andrew: Oh.

Audience Member: But…

Andrew: Me too!

Ben: Are you going to Hot Topic?

Audience Member: I can’t!

Ben: Aww.

Audience Member: But I would.

[Audience laughs]

Audience Member: You can tell them I said, “Hi.”

[Audience laugh]

Andrew: Okay.


Question: Getting the Memory


Audience Member: Hi!

Andrew: Hi!

Audience Member: I’m one of the…

Andrew: Are you two twins, too?

Audience Member: Yeah.

Andrew: Oh, wow.

Audience Member: I’m one of the impatient, hardcore fans so I watch all of the clips and interviews for the movie, and when I was watching them I noticed when Daniel Radcliffe was talking, he was like, “Well it’s very important in this one; Harry has to get the memory from Slughorn.” So I just wanted to know if the movie is more centered around Harry trying to find the memory about Horcruxes.

Ben: I feel like that’s kind of when the movie – the action kind of starts, really – is when Harry finally obtains the memory…

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: And then that’s when it kind of breaks into – I don’t know, the conclusion.

Emerson: It breaks out of – it’s like Stage One is humor and teenage drama, and then Stage Two is awesome action.

Andrew: Yeah. And that’s when I started shedding a tear or two. Maybe. Allegedly…

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: Because it just sets everything up for the rest of the films, the next two films too. You know, this is it.


Question: Tonks


Audience Member: Mhm. Oh, I have another question. Is Tonks in this movie at all or not really?

Andrew: Yes, very briefly.

Audience Member: Is there Lupin and Tonks or not at all?

Andrew: I mean they’re not like…

Ben: She calls him “honey.”

Audience Member: And that’s it?

Ben: Or he calls her “honey.”

Audience Member: So they’re just kind of “together” or not?

Ben: Yeah…

Emerson: They’re standing really close together.

Audience Member: Oh!

[Audience laughs]

Audience Member: Okay, thank you!

Andrew: Yeah!


Question: The Locket


Audience Member: Hi, I’m Cassandra…

Andrew: Hey.

Audience Member: And my question is…since they didn’t introduce the locket in Grimmauld Place in Movie 5, how did they introduce that in this movie?

Ben: Well Katie Bell just – all of a sudden just flies up into the air…

Andrew: Yeah.

[Audience Member laughs]

Ben: BOOM! And then…

Andrew: And that scene was – go ahead, sorry.

Ben: I was saying, and then in the books all that was was foreshadowing, so they didn’t have to introduce a thing because it didn’t really play that big of a role, I don’t think.

Andrew: And that scene was weird because they’re coming back from Hogsmeade, the Trio were there, and Hermione seems drunk and I don’t know if this was…

[Audience and Emerson laugh]

Andrew: I don’t know if this – was that in the books? Because she’s standing in the middle of Harry and Ron and she just – she’s like – she’s walking between them and she just goes like this. She’s like [demonstrates].

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: And then Katie Bell comes in and, you know, they run into Katie Bell.

Audience Member: She probably had too much Butterbeer.

Emerson: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah, well that’s, yeah… probably.

Audience Member 2: Maybe Emma Watson was drunk.

Andrew: Maybe Emma Watson was drunk?

[Audience and Emerson laugh]

Andrew: Allegedly.


Question: Dumbledore/Voldemort


Audience Member: Hi! I just want to know how much of the relationship between Dumbledore and Voldemort you get to see in the course of the memories, kind of divulging that history, I guess.

Andrew: Between who again? Sorry.

Audience Member: Dumbledore and Voldemort.

Andrew: Oh.

Audience Member: Or, I guess, kiddie-Voldemort [laughs].

Andrew: Not – well there is that one scene…

Audience Member: Like the orphan scene, but is that – that’s it?

Andrew: Yeah. Right? I think that’s pretty much the only thing.

Emerson: Yeah.

Ben: Yup.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: That is a really cool scene though.

Andrew: It is a good scene though, yeah.

Ben: Because it kind of reminds you that Dumbledore is the entire reason that Voldemort came to Hogwarts…

Audience Member: Right.

Ben: To begin with and, I don’t know.

Andrew: Yeah, Dumbledore has a cool line about that to Harry, I think, about “how I should know how he works,” or whatever “because he’s my student” or something like that. I think that was in the book, too.

Audience Member: Okay, thanks!


Question: Dumbledore Plummeting?


Audience Member: Hi, I just wanted to know, the scene where Dumbledore and Harry are on the tower with Malfoy, is that – how is that worked out? Does, like, Dumbledore actually fall off the tower?

Andrew: Yeah.

Audience Member: Like, was it good?

Andrew: It was quick.

[Audience Member laughs]

Ben: Yeah, it was pretty quick. Malfoy is kind of, like, crying. He’s just, like: “Oh, but I can’t do it!” And then…

Audience Member: Because I was…

Ben: …boom!

Audience Member: …listening to your other podcast and you were discussing the trailer. And you said, like, Malfoy has a whiny voice. Is – does that – is that throughout the whole scene there? Or…

Andrew: Hmmm. No.

Emerson: He starts crumbling.

Andrew: No, because you know in the book how Dumbledore is really, like, trying to get into Draco’s mind. He’s like, you know, I can help you out. You can be on our side. We can protect you. He’s doing that, but Draco’s not the whiny voice thing. I think it was just that one line.

Audience Member: Okay. Thank you.

Andrew: So before you just state your name, you have to explain yourself. [laughs] Why you are wearing a pink wig and purple glasses.

Emerson: Spectrespecs.

Audience Member: Spectrespecs.

Andrew: I know, but…

[Audience Member and Emerson laugh]

Andrew: …the pink hair. It still…

Audience Member: I’m Tonks.

Andrew: It’s awesome.

Audience Member: Thank you.

Andrew: No, it’s awesome. Yeah. Anyway…


Question: Harry Potter Mini-series?


Audience Member: Hi, I’m Jennifer.

Andrew: Hi.

Emerson: I thought you said you were Tonks?

[Audience and Andrew laugh]

Audience Member: I’m both! I can be both. I have a question not really about the movie. More like – do you think Warner Brothers will ever allow the BBC to make, like, a mini-series of each book? So…

Andrew: Hmm.

Audience Member: …like, you can see more of what they’ve left out. And do you think that’s a good idea?

Andrew: I don’t think so. I mean, I think it’s a good idea. But I don’t think W.B. would allow them to do that because it just seems like a rights thing that – W.B. would want to protect the franchise. That may be going a little too far because suddenly that sort of cheapens the movies, I think, maybe. What do you guys think about that?

Emerson: I don’t think they’re going – it’s just like you said. I think that unless they have a huge budget for it…

Andrew: Yeah.

Emerson: …and they can get, you know, the right people, the right actors, the right everything, in place, it seems, like – I don’t think they’d want to mess with it, considering how protective they are about making sure that every little detail is taken care of and done right.

Andrew: Yeah. Anything else guys?

Audience Member: Thanks.

Emerson: Thank you.


Question: Kreacher? Dobby?


Audience Member: My name is Miranda. And I was just wondering if Kreacher was in it and, like, what they did with him. If he looked…

Andrew: No.

Audience Member: …like Dobby.

Andrew: [laughs] He wasn’t in it at all.

Ben: No Dobby. Every time the house-elves come on the screen, it costs a lot of money.

[Andrew and Audience laughs]

Andrew: But that’s true. I mean – but still, I think it was just a plot thing. But he’ll be back for 7 at least, Kreacher. And Dobby, of course. We saw the pictures.

Audience Member: Hi.

Andrew: Hi.


Question: How Many Memories?


Audience Member: I’m Jen. I was just curious. I’ve heard that they’ve dwindled down – or shortened how many memory scenes they have from the book into the movie. I was wondering if the transitions with memories gave it enough plot to keep going with – the movie, if it was understandable enough for Harry to…

Andrew: Want to go after the Horcruxes.

Audience Member: Yeah. To look back and see if…

Andrew: Yeah, I think so, because Dumbledore was really emphasizing how important it was to get that memory. And you see the whole scene where Harry tries to get the real memory from Slughorn. So yeah, I think the importance was there.

Micah: Yeah. He explained the ring too.

Andrew: The what?

Micah: The ring.

Andrew: Oh, the ring. Yeah.

Micah: How he went and – what did he say it belonged to his mother? I think.

Andrew: Yeah. I’m not sure. I can’t remember. Yes?

Emerson: Yeah.

Audience Member: Thanks.

Emerson: Cool.

Andrew: Well…

Ben: I…

Andrew: What?


Questions: Wizard Paparazzi?


Ben: Before, a question that I had was at the beginning of the movie, I did not understand this when Dumbledore is walking with Harry. And there’s, like, all these cameras flashing.

Andrew: Oh.

Ben: And then…

Andrew: That was so good!

Ben: Like, I didn’t get that in the movie.

Emerson: Oh yeah.

Andrew: Okay…

Ben: Because they didn’t really tie it in or anything.

Andrew: …the movie starts out and if you guys saw the featurette on the Harry and Dumbledore relationship, you see it in that too. The very opening scene – of course, you see W.B. logo in the clouds like you do every film. But with this one, you – there’s this quick flash. It’s a flashback to Order of the Phoenix, but it’s not from Order of the Phoenix. It’s, like – it’s during that Ministry thing when the Ministry – I guess it’s not the Ministry paparazzi. But the paparazzi was, you know, taking pictures because Harry had just, escaped Voldemort, in the Order of the Phoenix. So that’s what it was. It was just a flashback. It was really cool. A really – heartbreaking because Harry and Dumbledore are just surrounded by press and Harry is just holding on to Dumbledore and all that. Yeah, but I got to say, it was a really good film. As much as you guys…

[Audience laughs]

Andrew: As much as we’re, like, putting it down a little bit right now. I mean, it was the best one yet.

[Audience and Emerson laughs]

Ben: Oh. The other thing was the blackened hand. Dumbledore had the blackened hand…

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: …but I think they could do it in a better job. Like, having Harry ask about that or something, because that could have played into…

Andrew: He did address it briefly, didn’t he?

Emerson: Well, Dumbledore mentioned it when he was explaining to Harry about the ring. He mentioned that – you know, that’s how…

Andrew: Oh yeah.

Emerson: For 7.


Andrew Ditches MuggleCast for Hot Topic


Andrew: Yeah. Yeah. But okay, so these three are going to take it on from here and I’m going to bail out of here. It’s a shame none of you are going to be at the Hot Topic event tonight. But yeah, so that’s where I’m going. But thanks everyone for coming, I just want to say, and I’m sure you’ll be left in good hands.


MuggleNet.com’s Harry Potter Should Have Died


Emerson: We won’t keep you too much longer. I think you guys want to stick around just to hear Ben’s defense of the title of this book.

[Audience laughs]

Emerson: So Ben, you think Harry Potter should have died, huh?

Ben: What’s wrong with that?

[Audience and Emerson laugh]

Ben: Everybody dies.

[Audience laughs]

Emerson: Go on, we’re intrigued. We would like to hear the – the reasoning.

Ben: Well he’s just an idiot.

[Audience and Emerson laugh]

Ben: Like it doesn’t – it doesn’t make any sense. Time and time again, like he should have died – like there’s no denying this, that he should have died a long time ago because how many times can you survive the most powerful dark wizard?

Andrew: [From the back of the room] Bye guys!

Audience and Emerson: Bye!

[Audience and Emerson laugh]

Emerson: That was like out of a Broadway musical.

[Audience and Emerson laugh]

Ben: So, yeah he should’ve been a goner a long time ago. Emerson lives in fairytale land so he – he disagrees with me but – it – the word is “should”.

[Ben accidently hits his mic]

[Emerson laughs]

Ben: Oops, karma. The word is “should” and yeah, he should have died a long time ago and the movie proves that he’s an idiot. He doesn’t – he doesn’t listen. He just got lucky, period. Yeah.

Emerson: So Ben what would your response be if somebody used the – the logic that, you know the whole thing…

Ben: What’s your response? Why should he have lived?

Emerson: Okay well I would say that the overarching theme, if you had to pick one throughout the entire series – the one singular overarching theme is Dumbledore’s contention that love is the most powerful force in the universe. You know there’s like – there’s the famous quote from the first book, you know, “there’s only power and those too weak to seek it.” So if love – if the overarching message is, you know, what is love? And is it really more powerful than, you know, dark magic than hate than power. Then how could J.K. Rowling construct this plot and then – kill him.

Ben: So…

Emerson: Well what I keep going back to, and yes I’ve said this about a thousand times, but it just – it still makes perfect sense to me – that when I kind of zoom out on Harry Potter and I think about J.K. Rowling right? What she was – what must have been going through her head when she came up with this idea for the series – I just have trouble getting past thinking about her sitting on that train. Sitting on this train when she had the idea for Harry Potter, and I just imagine her just sitting on the train and all of a sudden in this flash of inspiration she gets this idea for a book. And it’s going to be the greatest story, one of the greatest stories ever told. It’s going to be about…

Ben: I doubt she thought that.

Emerson: It’s going to be about a boy – whose life sucks.

[Audience laughs]

Emerson: And then he dies!

[Audience laughs]

Ben: Well, Emerson – Emerson you talk about love and the purveying a theme of love. He could die in a very loving way…

[Audience laughs]

Ben: If he was to, you know, perhaps sacrifice himself for his friends or for the good of the wizarding community because yeah, you can die in a loving way. It would not necessarily have to be – it wouldn’t have to violate that theme for him to die, that’s what I’m saying. Plus he’s an idiot.

[Audience laughs]

Emerson: Just think what kind of message that would send to children all around the world who are reading these books and reading about this kid who’s had every obstacle thrown in his way, every unfortunate thing happen to him, you know, born an orphan, all these, he’s been asked to sacrifice so much already and then, he dies. It’s just – it seems really depressing and I think I would have trouble re-reading the books just knowing that there’s no happy ending.

Ben: If he was going to die…

Emerson: I’m not one of those people. I don’t like when I’m watching a movie and the hero dies at the end. I need to know, you know, that all the stress I’m enduring for this character – at least he’s going to live at the end. And I need to know that and I – I can just see this being just a bit of a blow, if you’re – if you’re eight years old and you’re reading this book and then – it just seems – it just – how much can – how much can one person possibly sacrifice and then not get a little something at the end – called being able to live?

Ben: How many times can one person possibly get so lucky as to – to have fought the Dark Lord eighty-five thousand times and – yeah. I don’t know. Kill him.

Emerson: I – I – what do you guys think what happened if hypothetically, if J.K. Rowling…

Ben: What does Micah think? I want to know what Micah thinks.

Micah: I didn’t – I didn’t write the book.

[Audience and Emerson laugh]

Ben: I don’t care, Micah. Should he have died? Should, should, Micah, should.

Micah: Well he did, technically…

Emerson: Oh!

Micah: For a brief moment.

Emerson: Did he?

Ben: But did he, that’s the question. I don’t know, I didn’t read the book.

Emerson: I think – can I see a show of hands here? Who thinks Harry Potter actually died in the seventh book? Wrong.

[Audience laughs]

Emerson: Very – very simply, J.K. Rowling said, years and years and years ago, when only – I think it was after the third book had been released, she said unequivocally, you cannot come back from the dead. The dead cannot be brought back to life. I know there’s ways that you can twist it to make it seem like, “oh well, maybe she meant this, maybe she meant that,” but that statement seems pretty hard to get around.

Ben: But wouldn’t you agree that he was dead-ish?

[Audience laughs]

Audience Member: Mostly dead, mostly dead.

Ben: Dead for the most part?

Emerson: The way – but J.K. Rowling, in – I think it was The Today Show, after the book was released, she said specifically: “No, Harry didn’t die. The Horcrux – the Horcrux was destroyed, but Harry didn’t die.” He had a choice – that was what the metaphor of the platform was for. He could choose…

Ben: It is our choices, Harry…

[Audience and Emerson laugh]

Emerson: He got it in, he got it in!

[Audience cheers]

Micah: But if he did, you wouldn’t be able to write the book.

Ben: If what?

Micah: If he did die, you wouldn’t have been able to write the book.

Ben: Yeah. Harry Potter Died.

[Audience laugh]

Ben: MuggleNet.com’s Harry Potter Died. Oh really?

[Audience laughs]

Ben: So, yeah. Hand me one of those, real quick.

Emerson: Are we going to get a reading session from – Mr. Baritone?

[Audience and Emerson laugh]

Ben: No, let’s see. Okay, one question – we’ll do a few more, then we’ll let you guys go. But – Voldemort – in Half-Blood Prince, in the movie, you know, you see Voldemort at the orphanage, and you see him as a young kid, and you realize that – it seems to me that he wasn’t given much of a chance, because, you know, he grew up. And you know, your environment shapes you a lot, and it’s the old nature-versus-nurture debate, and asking the question, should we pity Voldemort, or should we hate him? And obviously, based off of his actions, you can hate the actions of what he’s done, but is it Voldemort’s fault that he turned out the way he did, or was he just a victim of the circumstance? Any input? Does anyone want to come up here and talk into the microphone?

Audience Member: Well, if you’re going along with choices, then he chose to do these things, and if your choices defined you, not your actions, then he is evil, because he chose to do these evil things.

Ben: But how much can you actually choose, though? Like, do you choose what environment you’re born into, do you choose who your parents are, do you choose…?

Audience Member: So then, did Harry choose to live?

Ben: Hm?

Audience Member: Did Harry choose to live?

[Audience laughs]

Ben: That’s the question, I don’t know.

[Audience laughs]

Emerson: Yes.

Audience Member: I’ll existentially leave it up for debate.

Ben: What do you think, Emerson?

Emerson: He did! He, I mean, Dumbledore said it, you know, You have a choice, you can continue on with this fuzzy existence, this kind of half, you know, half-alive but still happy warm fuzziness, or you can go back to face the potential pain that the real world is, and Dumbledore went back, and faked being dead, and then came and kicked butt.

[Confused silence]

Audience Member: You said “Dumbledore”!

[Audience laughs]

Emerson: If I did, you know what I meant.

[Audience laughs]

Ben: But do you think we should pity Voldemort or hate him, that’s what I was actually asking.

Audience Member: Like, if you’re comparing Harry to Voldemort, like, look at all – even though they were both orphans, and they both had a really crappy life, before they ever got to Hogwarts. Like, when Harry got to Hogwarts, he was already Harry Potter. And he was already loved by everybody in the Wizarding World. Whereas Tom Riddle, was like, this crappy kid who was Sorted into a house that a bunch of people probably already didn’t like. And like, even though it’s choice versus opportunity, Tom Riddle had nowhere near as many opportunities as Harry Potter, though.

Emerson: Hmm. Yeah, it’s really difficult, it’s difficult. I’d like to think that I’m capable of just, you know, being strong enough to pity him, but it does kind of come back to choices. I think that, you know, if it wasn’t – another large theme of the book being choices – if it wasn’t for that, I would say, pity him. But because J.K. Rowling was so clear about choices being what determines your destiny, it’s hard for me to reconcile that. They were very similar. Harry Potter certainly – they both lived lives as orphans that were unloved and ill-appreciated, and treated badly, and yet they took radically different paths.

[Prolonged silence]

Ben: Okay.

[Audience laughs]


Show Close


Emerson: So we’ve been – now we’ve been talking here for about an hour and fifteen minutes, and we don’t want to keep you guys here until midnight, so this is the point at which we are going to – we’re going to say thank you, to everybody who showed up – I want to say thank you to Borders, thanks for coming out to support us…

[Audience applauds]

Ben: One quick thing though. You just have to remember that the magic is real if you choose to see it…

[Audience laughs]

Ben: And don’t be a Muggle. That’s all I’ve got to say.

[Audience cheers and applauds]

Transcript #175

MuggleCast 175 Transcript


Show Intro


[Intro music plays]

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[“Hedwig’s Theme plays”]

Jim Dale: [as Professor McGonagall] This is Professor McGonagall welcoming you all to MuggleCast hoping you enjoyed – Dobby! Dobby, come here! Here! Dobby! [as Dobby] Yes, I’d just like to say how very pleased I am to introduce MuggleCast to all of you! Thank you! Thank you!

[Show music begins]

Micah: Because it’s about time we did our own Audio Fanfics on this show, and we’re just under one month away from the release of Half-Blood Prince, this is MuggleCast Episode 175 for June 16th, 2009.

[Show music continues]


Reminiscing


Andrew: Welcome, everyone, to Episode 175. It’s sort of a landmark episode, I guess, right?

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: Because it’s another quarter of a hundred complete. Jamie’s here, Eric’s here, Laura, Micah. Hey everyone!

Jamie: Feels like the old days.

Laura: Hey!

Andrew: I know…

Eric: Aw.

Andrew: We all jumped on Skype…

Laura: This is old school.

Andrew: …it was like we were living in Episode 20 again. It’s wonderful. The days of books about to come out and many a film yet to be seen.

Jamie: Events coming up and…

Andrew: Axnd Skype 1.0.

[Everyone laughs]

Jamie: And Audacity.

Laura: Audacity! [laughs]

Andrew: Audacity. [laughs]

Jamie: Eric, you’re…

Eric: Hey, I’m still using Audacity!

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Oh good, you’re keeping things real for us.

Jamie: That’s classic, that’s classic.

Andrew: It’s been a while since we had our last show, which was Episode 174, and sorry. It’s been a while, but now that we don’t do them weekly anymore, we get a show finished and time flies and then all of the sudden it’s three weeks later and you’re like, “Oh crap, we haven’t done MuggleCast in almost a month!”

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: So, it’s amazing.

Eric: We’ve all been at college, you know, now. I mean, before that we were in high school. Way back when Episode 20 and all that…

Andrew: Yep.

Eric: …and we were in high school, and we had lots of…

Laura: We had no lives.

Eric: …more structure.

Andrew: We were all so innocent. [laughs]

Eric: We were all so innocent.

Andrew: Potter corrupted us. Anyway…

Micah: Yeah, but we’ll be to Episode 200 by the time the movie comes out, so…

Andrew: What, Part II? Deathly Hallows?

Micah: No, no, no. Half-Blood Prince.

Jamie: Aw!

Andrew: What? Twenty-five episodes?

Laura: Way to make promises, Micah!

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: Yeah.

Eric: Yeah.

Laura: You go ahead and record those shows by yourself.

Andrew: Anyway, enough reminiscing! Let’s get into it. I’m Andrew Sims.

Eric: I’m Eric Scull.

Jamie: I’m Jamie Lawrence.

Laura: I’m Laura Thompson.

Micah: And I’m Micah Tannenbaum.

[Music continues]

Andrew: Micah, like I said, it’s been a while since our last episode so there’s lots of news to catch up on.

Micah: Lot’s of news, plenty of news.

Andrew: Help us out, Micah! What’s in the news?!


News: Grindelwald Casting


Micah: Well, let’s start with Deathly Hallows and then we can worry about this movie that’s coming out in a month.

Andrew: Okay.

Micah: Back in May, because it’s been so long since we’ve done another show, Jamie Campbell Bower was confirmed to be playing Grindelwald…

Jamie: [laughs] Can I comment on this? Sorry.

Micah: In the 7th Potter film. So I guess the question on this is; what are you guys’ thoughts on this? Do you think he will do a good job?

Jamie: [laughing] This is absolutely ridiculous.

Andrew: Why? Why is it ridiculous?

Jamie: Because he’s going to be walking around killing people and I’m going to expect him to be like [singing], “I feel you, Johanna!”

[Everyone laughs]

Jamie: I don’t know! I was just like…

Andrew: [singing] I feel you, Dumbledore…

Jamie: [laughs] Yeah! I just see him doing that.

[Laura laughs]

Jamie: I just don’t know – I’m sure he’ll be very good but… I don’t know.

Laura: It’s hard to imagine him falling into that role.

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah, it is.

Laura: I don’t know, he seems so young and innocent.

Jamie: And it’s a tough role to play as well.

Andrew: Absolutely. And it’s weird because at first there was a rumor about this a couple months ago and then this was confirmed in mid-May like Micah said. And it wasn’t even official, it was like a Harry Potter fan site confirmed it through the rep – some Spanish fan site. So, you know, I assume it is official [laughs]. You’re right, Jamie. I’m just going to expect him to break out into song.

[Jamie laughs]

Eric: Geez.

Andrew: But you know, he’s also confirmed for New Moon and he filmed those scenes a few months ago.

Jamie: Who did he play in that?

Eric: Caius.

Andrew: He is – yes.

Eric: He’s the leader of the Volturi.

Jamie: Oh.

Andrew: Yeah, one of the bad guys.

Eric: The vampire guys.

Jamie: Oh, really?

Andrew: Yep.

Eric: He’s got his work cut out – he’s a very pretty boy. Ooh!

Andrew: Yes. [laughs] Eric’s got a crush.

Eric: I’m just saying he’s a pretty boy, I don’t…

Jamie: Oh, actually – go on, sorry.

Andrew: I have a crush, too. [laughs]

Eric: No, I don’t think he is – I really didn’t – I mean, I’ve seen Sweeney Todd but it was in a really broken down theater, so I don’t even know – I’m not even sure I’ve seen him.

Andrew: If you were Dumbledore, Eric, would you be in love with Jamie Campbell Bower as Grindelwald?

[Jamie and Laura laugh]

[Eric says nothing]

Jamie: Ooh, that silence says it all.

Andrew: [laughs] Yes, it does. What were you going to say, Jamie?

Jamie: I have a friend – where I used to go to University, I have a friend there whose girlfriend went to the same acting group as Jamie Campbell Bower.

Andrew: Oh, so it must have been a good school.

Eric: So you got connections. You could get him on MuggleCast, couldn’t you?

[Everyone laughs]

Jamie: Well, I don’t know.

Andrew: That’s a very blind connection.

Jamie: Maybe though, maybe. That could be our way in and then we could arrange a date with Eric with – for him.

Andrew: Maybe we could give him a few songs to do for Harry Potter.

Jamie: [laughs] Yeah.

Andrew: [laughs] Based on the Sweeney Todd soundtrack. What else is going on, Micah?


News: Deathly Hallows Filming


Micah: The only other news about Deathly Hallows, surprisingly, is that…

Andrew: Other than – let’s just say – I mean, obviously there’s a lot of news going on filming wise, but there’s not much to discuss with that, so…

Micah: Yeah, not until we start getting pictures or video clips…

Andrew: Right.

Micah: Something along those lines.

Eric: We have enough pictures of Deathly Hallows, in my opinion.

Micah: Yeah, we do. No, actually we don’t – not compared to Half-Blood Prince.

[Jamie and Laura laugh]

Andrew: Well, they were filming on Shell Cottage and that was after the last episode of MuggleCast and it was pretty cool. But it wasn’t too much…

Jamie: It’s still early days though, isn’t it?

Andrew: Yeah, it is. They got another year of filming, I think.

Micah: Yeah. And the other piece was Malfoy Manor, right? That building was supposedly going to be used. I forget the name.

Eric: Potentially, potentially. They did not even say that it was or wasn’t. They just said it could be.

Micah: Right.

Andrew: Right.


News: First Family Meet Potter Stars


Micah: So the only other piece of news was that Michelle Obama took her daughters to meet the stars of the Harry Potter series – I think it was last week – and J.K. Rowling was also there. A party was held in the Great Hall for Sasha Obama’s tenth birthday. So that’s kind of cool, I guess.

Andrew: Yeah.

Laura: Yeah.

Micah: Being the President’s daughter has some perks.

Andrew: I don’t know about you guys, I’d love a Harry Potter party in the Great Hall.

Eric: Yeah, I would too. I just wonder if that video is going to be on the DVD set.

Jamie: That would be cool, yeah.

Eric: Because they’re looking for special footage for their DVD set, but…

Andrew: Well, it seems like they really want to keep it on the down low because at first the White House wouldn’t confirm anything. The head publicist at W.B. said it didn’t happen. She said she wasn’t aware of it but then the White…

Jamie: So she lied.

Andrew: Yeah. Well, it’s weird because she said she wasn’t aware of it, which is odd for the head publicist not to be aware of it.

Jamie: Yeah. [laughs]

Andrew: And then the White House person – the White House correspondent said it did happen.

Jamie and Micah: Oh.

Andrew: So, [laughs] who should we trust?

Laura: I don’t know.

Micah: Maybe Warner Bros. was told to say that.

Laura: Yeah, it could have been a security thing.

Andrew: Right.

Micah: They did a special on Obama on NBC and one of the things he mentioned was that his children are pretty much off – hands off in the sense of not doing interviews or anything like that, so this could be part of that.

Andrew: Oh, and they love Harry Potter, as we know. I mean, they’re complete diehards, so…

Micah: Hmm.

Laura: Very cool.

Jamie: So was he there? Was Barack Hussein there?

Andrew: No, no. I think he’s – I think he would have gotten some flack if…

Jamie: …if he came to the set, yeah.

Andrew: From a few Americans.

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: Well, no, the thing is, he actually – he delivered – the whole reason they were there too was he delivered that address to the Middle East.

Andrew: Right.

Eric: And he had to fly home the next day. He and Michelle were in Paris.

Micah: For D-Day.

Eric: And from Paris they split up and Michelle took the kids around Paris shopping and then to the Harry Potter set a few days later, but Obama himself had to come back home. There was some budget deficit.

Andrew: Yeah, he had to come back here for the Iron Man 2 set party.

Eric: Yeah.

[Everyone laughs]

Laura: All the important things the President has to do.

Jamie: That would have been so cool, though, if he’d been on the Harry Potter set and got confused and thought he was in the Middle East and then in the middle of the film he just steps up and says, “They need to close Guantanamo Bay” and stuff.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Yeah. Okay, Micah, so that’s it for Movie 7 news for now?


News: Half-Blood Prince Video Game Release Date


Micah: Yeah, that’s it. I’m sure we’ll have more in the coming weeks, but moving on to Half-Blood Prince, we finally got a confirmation of a release date…

Andrew: Yes.

Jamie: Wow.

Micah: For the new video game from Electronic Arts and that’s going to be on June 30th here in the United States, so not too far from now and then on July 3rd in the United Kingdom. Sorry, Jamie, you’ve got to wait.

Jamie: Ah, it’s okay.

Andrew: Now, Eric and Micah, I know you two are pretty big video game enthusiasts…

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: At least with the Harry Potter games. Are you guys going to buy this?

Micah: Sure.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: Unless EA gives us a free copy.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Micah: Wink, wink.

Eric: Yeah, I don’t – I’m sure this is one of those games that they’ll probably still release for PS2, but I don’t have a next gen console. Guys, I’ve fallen behind on that. I don’t even have a Wii!

Andrew: I don’t get you. Audacity…

Laura: How do you live?

Jamie: Yeah!

Andrew: PS2…

Eric: Well…

Andrew: Yeah, you’re weird.

Eric: I know, see, for the longest time it was school and work and now I have the summer, you know, this big stretch of summer, and I’m thinking of getting a Wii, but…

Andrew: Oh good. It is going to be available for the PS2, so you could purchase it.

Jamie: Well there you go.

Eric: I’ll probably end up just getting it for the PS2 then because I have an iPhone 3G S, I think, that I’m going to get.

Andrew: Ooh!

Eric: The Harry Potter games have always been good and I can’t wait to see them and they’re only going to get better with the free-roaming and Hogwarts-ness and all that.

Andrew: Yeah, they really care about these games, it seems, so…

Jamie: Yeah.

Laura: I have to say…

Andrew: It’d be cool to check out this one.

Laura: The graphics look really good, too.

Micah: Yeah.

Jamie: It’s a labor of love, that project. They are passionate over it.

Andrew: Oh, totally, yeah…

Jamie: I like that phrase.

Andrew: I mean, Jamie, you and I were there, right?

Jamie: Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was fun.

Andrew: That one guy – the one designer – was the biggest Harry Potter fan…

Jamie: Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember the one.

Andrew: One of the biggest I’ve ever met.

Jamie: It was him and…

Andrew: Yeah…

Jamie: The other guy, the two of them there, who did the – they were talking about the main Hogwarts-like thing where it’s like an explorable world and it was…

Andrew: You can walk anywhere…

Jamie: Yeah, yeah, yeah…

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: Oh, yeah, they’re big fans which is the best thing, as we know.


News: Half-Blood Prince Runtime


Micah: The next story is we also now have a runtime for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. It’s going to be…

Eric: Woo!

Micah: A hundred and fifty-three minutes and that’s two hours and thirty-three minutes for those of us who’re…

Jamie: That is a long film.

Micah: …mathematically challenged.

Andrew: That is, but, you know, it’s standard for a Potter film…

Jamie: Yeah, yeah.

Andrew: Because – what is it, the second longest?

Micah: I believe so.

Eric: By a couple minutes. I don’t know which is third, but that’s what it says.

Laura: Should make people happy.

Andrew: Yeah. Yeah and I think now – you remember how people used to be upset, like, “Oh, why aren’t they longer?” Nobody really cares now because Movie 7’s going to be so long…

Laura: Mhm.

Andrew: You know what I mean? So…

Laura: They could probably release Half-Blood Prince, it could be like a ten minute long movie and nobody would care.

Jamie: [laughs] Yeah.

Andrew: [laughs] Well after waiting this long for it I think people would care, but…

Eric: Yeah.

Laura: That would be the greatest prank ever.

Andrew: Yeah it would be. All right, so that’s exciting, Micah.

Micah: Yeah, well it’s, you know, a little bit of news.

Andrew: What else can you excite us with? I must admit, I’m very…

Micah: Well what I’m so glad about is…

Andrew: All this excitement…


News: Half-Blood Prince Video Footage


Micah: We’ve finally moved away from pictures. Now we’re actually dealing with video.

Andrew: Yes.

Jamie: Yeah!

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: Several new TV spots have shown up in the last few weeks and one of them was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. The other at the MTV Movie Awards. And they are two very different scenes, as you’ve pointed out, Andrew. The one on the Ellen Show was all about love interest for Ron and the one on MTV was about Dumbledore showing Harry his most important memory of Voldemort, so…

Andrew: Right, right.

Micah: A little bit more insight, I think people are actually getting a little bit fed up though, to be honest with you, because…

Eric: I’m angry. I am angry.

Andrew: Why?

Eric: Because they’re showing the whole movie! And granted it’s in little clips…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: …and little things but there’s – I can’t think of a scene that isn’t in one of the trailers. It’s just ridiculous!

Andrew: Really?

Eric: Every day I go on MuggleNet – it’s three new TV spots and their little features about the love and about the thing. They’re just tearing the movie apart and chopping it up and putting it in these easy – it’s ridiculous. You want a reason to go see this film, but dang.

Andrew: Yeah…

Laura: Yeah…

Andrew: I think I’ve…

Laura: They did that with Goblet of Fire, too.

Eric: They did, it was…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: And we talked about how horrible that was and…

Andrew: I mean, they just have all this extra promo time to fill and so that’s what we’re stuck with. And it stinks, I agree, because I hate watching a movie and being like, “Oh, I already saw this.”

Eric: Like, there’s that…

Andrew: You know, there’s two scenes that aired on Ellen and MTV Movie Awards. I know I’m going to be like, “Aw, darn it, I already saw these.” And they’re quick clips, you know, I can live with those because they’re quick and you’re not seeing the whole scenes. But it does give us a good look at the film, I think. We saw two very opposite ends and that scene where Dumbledore is explaining to Harry his – the memory. It’s very cool.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: Very dark.

Micah: I mean, part of the reason why I said that people are getting fed up is I posted something recently about how NBC is going to be airing a sneak peak with Merlin, which is debuting next weekend here in the U.S. and a lot of the comments were, “Oh, I’m so tired of getting previews already. Stop showing us the movie.” And…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: …part of it though is they delayed it. I mean, that’s…

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah, exactly.

Micah: …what you have to contend with.

Andrew: They have more promo time…

Micah: Exactly.

Andrew: …to fill.

Jamie: Yeah and people say that, but it’s just the excitement of the film. They probably still want to see them. I’m sure if Warner Bros. said, “Oh, well, we aren’t going to release any more promo material,” people wouldn’t like it. You know, it’s like…

Andrew: Right.

Jamie: It’s still nice. It just builds up the excitement.

Eric: Well, [sighs], I don’t know though. I mean, usually, I’m used to any other movie, which will have – or any other movie a few years ago which would have a teaser trailer and maybe two or three actual trailers. Then…

Jamie: Then the film comes out.

Eric: You know…

Jamie: Yeah.

Eric: …each – they’re – yeah, for months apart. Here we’re getting all these TV spots. And granted, the film’s only a month away. I mean, that’s something that is kind of unreal to me. I just – it is a month away. It is very close. But I still think Warner Bros. has shown us too much.

Andrew: All right…

Eric: Yet again…

Andrew: …Micah. Give us some positive news, Micah.


News: Half-Blood Prince in IMAX


Micah: Well, considering that the…

Andrew: We’re all on a low.

Micah: …movie is only a month away, the IMAX version of the movie is even further away.

Jamie: That’s not good news!

Eric: That’s not good news!

Micah: I’m sorry! I just – you know, I can’t control it. It’s what they give me.

Jamie: You should try harder.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: Well, what if I said it differently? Would that make you feel better?

Jamie: Yeah. Or just lie.

Andrew: I guess.

Jamie: Just lie.

[Micah laughs]

Jamie: Say it comes out now.

Andrew: Rephrase it, Micah, in a more positive tone.

Micah: Well guys, here’s the thing. I know you’re all disappointed about the fact that the movie is a month away and you’re seeing all these previews and it’s spoiled for you. But I got even better news for you. The IMAX version of it is going to be out on July 29th. How do you guys feel about that?

Jamie: Oh, that’s just good!

Andrew: Oh, that’s great!

Laura: That’s fantastic!

Andrew: Sweet!

Eric: Two whole more weeks.

Andrew: Wait, why is it two weeks after the release?

Micah: Oh.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: But…

Laura: But wait, what happens to those of us who are going to be at Azkatraz in July?

Andrew: So, what happened was Transformers had this – the people – whoever run Transformers, Universal or whatever…

Eric: Paramount, I think.

Andrew: Paramount. They had a contract with IMAX saying, “We are exclusively in your IMAX theatres for four weeks.” Well, it turns out the four weeks runs right over the release of Half-Blood Prince. And I guess – for some reason, this story just came out now. [laughs] And I don’t know why nobody realised it sooner.

Micah: They didn’t want it…

Andrew: But…

Micah: …to come out sooner. That’s probably why.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Oh, yeah.

Eric: Well…

Andrew: I guess so.

Eric: So…

Andrew: So…

Eric: When Warner Bros….

Andrew: Go ahead.

Eric: …pushed the film back to next month, they – there was not much they could do about getting Harry Potter 6 in IMAX the same weekend. So, Harry Potter won’t be in IMAX until the 29th of July. So, I know our buddies over at Azkatraz have issued a statement saying, “We’ll see what’s going on. But if you want a refund, we’ll grant you one. And otherwise we’re going to go to -” I think, they had said just another big theatre nearby. And you’ll still get to see the movie with all your other Harry Potter friends that you usually…

Andrew: Right.

Eric: For the – for us. We don’t get to see all our friends and stuff that often. So, it’s still going to be special and they are giving some money back, I think, because the IMAX tickets cost – it did cost a lot more than a regular movie ticket and stuff. But it’s unfortunate, but at the same time, it’s Warner Bros. and they don’t owe us anything.

Andrew: Do you guys think this is going to affect IMAX ticket sales? Because if you’re going to see it, maybe you’ll only want to see the film once. Is it going to be worth seeing it again in IMAX? Is it really worth paying more money to see it a second time just for the twelve minutes of IMAX footage?

Micah: The avid fan…

Jamie: Yeah, I agree.

Micah: …probably will.

Jamie: It’s not only for that. It’s for seeing it hugely, all of it.

Andrew: That’s true. I don’t – I’ve never been that big of a fan of IMAX. I get it. It’s a really big screen. And there’s some 3D stuff…

Eric: It always…

Andrew: …and it’s cool.

Eric: …gives me a headache…

Andrew: But…

Eric: …actually. IMAX…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: See, I always kind of get a headache. I think I saw V for Vendetta in IMAX.

Jamie: Oh, that must have been amazing!

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: It was pretty cool. [laughs] It was pretty cool, Jamie. But, yeah. IMAX – I don’t make a special trip out to go to IMAX. Even Harry Potter movies. I’m content with the movie theatres. So, I probably wouldn’t have gone to an IMAX to see Harry Potter unless it was during Azkatraz. I might not go see the movie in IMAX simply because – it used to be that there wasn’t one near me. Now there is at Navy Pier in Chicago but I just – yeah I don’t – I’m not that into – seeing it in IMAX is just not a big deal for me.

Andrew: All right, Micah onward. What else is going on?


News: Half-Blood Prince U.K. Classification


Micah: Well – this kind of goes along with the runtime we were talking about earlier but the British Board of Film Classification, Jamie, has rated Half-Blood Prince 12A.

Jamie: Awww!

Micah: Which is PG-13 equivalent here in the U.S. So what’s the deal? I mean could the MPAA here not just own up and say, “Look, this is PG-13?”

Eric: I think it’s clear they were on crack. And the contracts are already signed and I don’t know who made this movie PG but I’ve said…

Andrew: Too late to change it.

Eric: Been saying from the beginning…

Andrew: Well I’ve talked about this before – it’s – the MPAA is just a group of parents. And they sit there, they watch the film and they give it a rating. And that’s it.

Eric: They draw straws and…

Andrew: There’s no computer that, you know, watches it and be like, “Oh, I detect this amount of blood or whatever.”

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Or “It’s this dark…”

Laura: Do you think they have such…

Jamie: Yeah.

Laura: …a computer that could detect like, amount of violence.

Andrew: Laura they have computers for everything these days. You’re so out of touch!

Laura: Oh I know.

Andrew: Get on it. Anyway…

Laura: It’s because I’m from Georgia.

Andrew: [laughs] Yes, you’re from the South, what do you know? So it’s a mistake I think. And I cannot wait to see this film and then talk about it again whether we think it should have gotten a PG-13 rating.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: Is it that big of a deal? Not really, I mean kids are going to see it anyway. It doesn’t affect sales, blah blah blah blah blah.

Jamie: Not really, yeah, it really won’t be a big deal whatsoever especially since, PG – Parental Guidance, like if generally parents are stupid then they probably just let their children watch it anyway.

Andrew: Yeah but maybe this will be a learning lesson for the MPAA. Maybe they’ll get feedback from families and be like, “Hey, this is not PG.” You know?

Eric: Yeah.

Jamie: Yeah, that’s true. I wasn’t just talking about…

Micah: Let’s hope all their children have nightmares because some girl gets…

Eric: [laughs] Yeah.

Micah: …strung up by a necklace in midair.

Eric: That’s a pretty freaky part of the scene there.

Andrew: Well you know speaking of that scene, just real quick, somebody e-mailed in and said that was removed. So the shot of her face was removed in the theatre version of the trailer I think? So…

Laura: For some reason that shot just didn’t do it for me. Like I saw that…

Jamie: What – it didn’t turn you on?

Laura: And it just – [laughs]. Yes, Jamie. No, it’s just like – you know I was looking at it and I was like, it just wasn’t scary to me and it looked fake. I don’t know, I didn’t like it.

Eric: It’s because everything is going so darn fast though.

Andrew: Yeah maybe you need more time to soak it in.

Eric: I think that is – I mean it’s actually a pretty creepy scene just…

Laura: Okay.

Eric: …the way that it’s shot and – and yeah, it doesn’t look dumb. It’s not like you’re going to be like, “Oh great, what’s wrong with Katie Bell. She’s doing this stupid face”.

Laura: Well no she looked like something from one of those stupid – like The Grudge. You know that’s kind of what she reminded me of. [laughs] So I was like…

Jamie: That’s a crap film, that is.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Again Laura, you’re from the South so…

Laura: I know, I clearly don’t understand.

Andrew: Your perspective usually doesn’t matter as much.

Eric: Hey guys, hey guys, hey guys, hey guys.

Andrew: What?

Laura: What? What? What? What?

MuggleCast 175 Transcript (continued)


News: Harry Potter Lego


Eric: Lego – Lego Harry Potter.

Andrew: Yes, what a great transition.

[Jamie and Laura laugh]

Eric: I’m sorry, I just – I couldn’t wait for Micah to do that because I am so psyched. Because I have…

Andrew: Go ahead Micah. What’s this new Lego Harry Potter about?

Eric: My gosh.

Micah: Well Eric is so excited, [laughs] maybe he should tell everyone about it.

Andrew: Go ahead Eric, tell us all – tell us all about it.

Eric: All right, all right. You know those – those games that – that Lego games for you know all the systems now? They started out with “Lego Star Wars”. Then they did “Star Wars – The Prequel”. Then “Lego Indiana Jones”, “Lego Batman”, all of which I have.

Andrew: Right.

Eric: Now they’re coming out with “Lego Harry Potter Years 1-4.” Which is the same deal, it’s basically the Harry Potter story – it’s a video game done up Lego-style and I thought these games were just endlessly clever, always. And they’re always fun. They’re always cute and quite – quite – something quite special. I mean I love the Lego brand of video games that have come out recently, so “Lego Harry Potter” there is a trailer for it, which is more of like a teaser because it’s going to be I think another year before it comes out. But it’s Years 1 through 4 and it will be pretty much the same deal – free-roaming kind of Hogwarts-esque with six or seven levels per book I imagine – is pretty much their standard formula now. And you get to play as Harry, Ron and Hermione and in free-play mode no doubt you get to play as everyone. You know, Snape, Dumbledore, anybody they have a Lego character for you usually play as them in these kinds of games. So it will be a lot of fun.

Andrew: Well it sounds like a great game. I know I have the original Lego Harry Potter so everyone should be looking forward to it.

Jamie: What, the Hogwarts castle do you mean? Because that was really rare in its time. The Hogwarts Castle was so rare…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: For – for a video game, you mean?

Jamie: Oh, sorry. No, no. I meant the…

Eric: Wait, there was a Lego – Lego – oh, wasn’t it a creator? Lego creator?

Jamie: Sorry.

Andrew: Yeah, a Lego creator.

Eric: Yeah.

Jamie: No, no, no. I didn’t mean the video game. Sorry. I got – I went off on a tangent. I meant the actual Lego thing. The Hogwarts castle was really expensive back in the day.

Andrew: Oh yeah. Oh yeah, it was.

Eric: The set?

Andrew: It was over a hundred dollars, I think.

Jamie: Yeah, yeah.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah, but those were fun. I had a couple of those. I guess you guys did too.

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: They – they had the Hogwarts Express, some other stuff. And then their contract expired [laughs] last year. And we got an e-mail saying that they weren’t going to renew it, so…

Eric: Yeah.

Jamie: Oh really…

Andrew: No more real Lego Harry Potter toys.

Eric: Whatever. I get – I can’t imagine that they sold that well. I mean, even the Hogwarts castle being rare to me, it just wasn’t interesting. I mean, even the graveyard set – like…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: All the indoor things they tried to do, like for instance they had the Chamber of Secrets I think set and it was just – even Hogwarts castle was just kind of the inside of the – of the – of the room, you know.

Jamie: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Eric: It was like a dollhouse basically, out of Legos.

Andrew: It was fun to build.

Eric: They were fun to build. That’s what I – I mean I had a lot of Legos Star Wars, Millennium Falcon, The Blue Star Fighter, all that. That was a lot of fun. But as far as Hogwarts castle, you know, that structure, and there’s not a whole lot else from the Harry Potter world you would build besides the train and the castle.

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: I couldn’t – I couldn’t collect Lego, though. Because if I bought the Hogwarts castle and I lost one piece the entire thing would be ruined.

[Andrew and Laura laugh]

Eric: No, no, no. Jamie.

Jamie: I can’t handle that risk.

Eric: It’s not Puz 3D.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: It’s not Puz 3D, man. Legos are…

Jamie: It’s not what?

Eric: Legos are replaceable.

Andrew: Yeah. I remember there used to be an order form where you could order lost pieces.

Eric: Yeah, there is.

Jamie: Yeah, but you couldn’t order like Dumbledore’s hat, could you?

[Laura laughs]

Andrew: I think so.

Jamie: Do you mean like basics?

Eric: Sure, sure, sure.

Andrew: No, no. No, like really – individual pieces. I mean, you could probably get a new Dumbledore not just the hat.


Announcements: Podcast Alley and MuggleCast T-Shirt Day


Andrew: But – okay so let’s move onto announcements now. Don’t forget as always, please do vote for us on Podcast Alley. You know, we’ve been asking you for so long that we can’t at this point have an episode go by where we don’t tell you about Podcast Alley. So, thank you for voting for us there. And also June 2nd guys, was “Global Wear Your MuggleCast T-Shirt Day.” It’s an annual thing around here. I believe it was the third or fourth annual “Global Wear Your MuggleCast T-Shirt Day.” It was another rousing success. Thank you to everyone who wore their shirts and then posted, I know we got a few people posted pictures on Twitter, we checked them out. You guys all look fabulous. And it was another fun year. We didn’t have as much time to promote it, because we [laughs] sort of – we – we remembered it like two days beforehand, but maybe next year we’ll make it just global Muggle shirt day.

[Jamie laughs]

Andrew: So then people can wear MuggleNet shirts, too. You know?

Jamie: How about just global t-shirt day?

Eric: Well, there aren’t really many of those either.

Andrew: [laughs] Global shirt day?

Jamie: [laughs] Yeah.

[Eric laughs]


Announcement: Azkatraz


Andrew: Then everyone in the world will participate. Our final announcement for today is about Azkatraz, HP2009.org. We’re going to be doing three things there. One, the Leaky Mug. It’s going to be – actually it’s going to be everyone on today’s show minus Jamie. I’m sorry, Jamie.

Jamie: That’s all right. [sniffs]

Eric: Oh!

Andrew: Sorry you can’t come. We’re also going to be doing a “How to Podcast” thing. And we’re – we’re still planning that, that should be a lot of fun. And lastly, we’re going to be doing a MuggleCast meet-up which we did last year at Portus, it was a lot of fun, we ordered pizza and we just hung out with the fans. So, that was a lot of fun and we’ll be doing all three of those things. So, we encourage you to register if you haven’t already. Of course, you got to register soon. It’s in San Francisco this year. It’s HP2009.org, register, put MuggleNet in the referral box please so, they know where we – you were sent from. And we hope to see you there. It’s going to be a lot of fun. Of course that’s going to be right after the release of Half-Blood Prince so, we cannot wait to see the movie with everyone. So, let’s move on to Muggle Mail, this week. Micah, will you please, please, please, please read the first e-mail.


Muggle Mail: Amazon Kindle


Micah: Sure. The first e-mail comes from Matt Jordan, 18 of Lexington, Kentucky. He says:

“Hi, I own an Amazon Kindle, the latest book tech where you can download thousands of books onto a screen and read any book at any time. All books are under ten dollars. It’s great to have since I’m a college student and can’t lug around books all day. And this is the perfect device since there are almost 300,000 books. The problem is the Harry Potter series is not on it. Lord of the Rings is but not ‘Harry Potter.’ Jo said her books should only be read on paper. What do you think?”

Andrew: There’s – for the record, I looked around for a quote of Jo saying that. I don’t think she ever said that. But her publishers have always – her publishers, Bloomsbury in particular said they weren’t – they didn’t want to do the e-book format. I guess just for security reasons maybe. Don’t you guys think it is weird that – I mean, in this day and age, e-books are more popular than ever. I’m sure they do great in sales. Amazon Kindle is huge.

Laura: Well, I have a question.

Andrew: Why isn’t Harry Potter been brought on?

Laura: Do you actually have to buy an official e-book version to put it on the Kindle, or can you find one of the many versions that people have typed up?

Andrew: For the Kindle I think you have to put it – you have to get the official version.

Laura: Oh, that sucks. Isn’t this thing outrageously expensive too?

Jamie: Yeah.

Eric: Yeah.

Laura: I mean, I know the books are only ten bucks but…

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: That’s like DRM for like, books.

Andrew: Right. Yeah.

Eric: Well, that’s what it is. It’s the legal – it’s the only legal way to do this and it’s just all these things like the e-book readers that are out there are just so – I mean, I would call them elitists because you have to have their version of the thing to do it and it’s just ridiculous.

Andrew: So the question is why isn’t Bloomsbury and Scholastic on board with this yet for Harry Potter?

Eric: Maybe it’s not a big enough deal…

Jamie: Yeah, maybe.

Eric: …the e-books and stuff. And J.K. Rowling’s feelings are that her book should only be read on paper and you know I can’t say I disagree.

Andrew: Yeah, but there is going to be you know – I mean we have audiobooks. Isn’t that high tech?

Jamie: Yeah, that’s true, yeah.

Andrew: I mean, I guess it makes sense for those who are blind. I can see that. But I think it really is revolutionary having so many books on this little thing. It would certainly encourage me to read more.

Jamie: Yeah, but…

Andrew: Just having that little thing with you at all times.

Jamie: Yeah, but would it? It’s not really reading is it? I think it’s weird to read on a computer screen.

Andrew: It is.

Jamie: I’d read like academic articles or essays, but not books.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: But the Kindle has a special screen that looks like paper. It’s not – it’s not – it’s a very – I don’t even know if you can call it a screen because it’s just – it’s a certain type of display that just…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: It looks like paper so it doesn’t hurt your eyes after you stare at it for a while.

Eric: But see, that’s even more absurd.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: What’s wrong with paper?

Andrew: Well, you’re saving trees here with this.

Eric: No – well, recycled paper. I mean, all the Harry Potter books are printed on…

Andrew: Yeah, but…

Eric: …you know, recycled paper.

Andrew: No, that’s true.

Eric: And so…

Micah: Yeah, but I mean, say you’re taking a trip to London and you’re flying eight hours. You can store how many books on this little thing as opposed to lugging around ten books along with you.

Jamie: Yeah, but you aren’t going to read ten books.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: And how long does the battery last?

Jamie: Probably sleep for the half of it.

Eric: That’s the other question. With an electric device that you can’t plug in you need a battery. So how long does the battery last?

Jamie: So Micah, if you’re flying Virgin Atlantic you’ve got video on demand so…

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Maybe they – they’re going to have e-books one day. I wouldn’t put it past them.

Jamie: Yeah, books on demand.

Andrew: So, I thought it would just be interesting to discuss why they haven’t – why J.K. Rowling hasn’t approved that yet, but maybe down the road. Eric, do you want to take the next e-mail?


Muggle Mail: Deathly Hallows Split


Eric: Sure, second e-mail. I don’t think we have a name.

Andrew: It’s at the end. Kelsey.

Eric: Kelsey, aged 15, she says:

“Hey MuggleCasters, I love the show and appreciate every one of them. I was just listening to “It’s All Coming Back” and had a theory as to where the ‘Deathly Hallows’ will be split. Since they say it will be a semi-cliff hanger I thought they might split it after Harry buries Dobby and has to decide between Hallows and Horcruxes. I think it would be very cool if the last shot was a close up of Harry’s face with him saying, “Griphook. I’ll speak to Griphook first.” Because it’s his – it’s his official choice of which to make his priority. I think it will be very epic and have a sense of finality, yet leave you wanting more. Anyways that’s just my opinion. Can’t wait for the movie and your next podcast. Lots of love, Kelsey.”

Andrew: I – I think that is a pretty cool…

Jamie: I think it is, yeah. Definitely.

Andrew: …way to end it. Because that’s when you will – that’s when Harry makes his decision, makes his choice of where to go, how to wrap up the book, so. And the next e-mail also relates to that. Laura could you read this one?


Muggle Mail: More on Deathly Hallows Split


Laura: Sure. Our next e-mail comes from Megan, 14, of Michigan. She writes:

“Hey MuggleCasters, I was just listening to your most recent podcast and I was thinking about where they might split the movie and how you guys wanted to be surprised and figure it out when you first see the movie. However, I think it might be kind of distracting when you are watching Part 1 if you are just waiting for the end. I think it would be hard to properly enjoy the end if you were going over what happened in the book like, ‘Oh well, they’ve already done the Silver Doe so maybe they’ll cut it at Malfoy Manor. What’s after Malfoy Manor again?’ I think I might prefer to know where it was going to end before seeing the movie so then, even though it wouldn’t be a surprise the movie will be easier to enjoy without the distraction of waiting for the end. I really doubt Warner Brothers will let us know before the movie comes out, but it’s just a thought and I wanted to know what you guys thought. Love the show and all of the hosts. Matt, you’re my favorite.”

Eric: Awww, Andrew will you answer for Matt.

Andrew: [imitating Matt] Thanks!

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: That’s not how he sounds.

Laura: Awww.

Andrew: So, what would you guys prefer, knowing where it ends or watching the movie and be like?

Laura: No. I want to wait for the movie.

Eric: I think it’s a joke to pretend that we won’t know, considering how much footage they’re giving of – of Half-Blood Prince. By the time Deathly Hallows rolls around.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: And the second one like a year later, it’s just by then they will have actually given the whole movie away.

Andrew: Yeah, but they very rarely show you the end of a movie in a trailer or in a preview or something like that.

Laura: Yeah, but there are really only so many places they can cut it. I mean…

Eric: It’s true.

Laura: …I think all of our guesses have been pretty spot on.

Andrew: Well, and remember, I think we talked about an interview on the last episode, I can’t remember who said it, maybe it was the screenwriter, Kloves? I think he said something about – or Heyman said that they were going to do it in a non-traditional spot, or a spot you wouldn’t expect. So, I don’t – maybe they’re just trying to create some false hype.

Micah: Yeah. The important thing to remember though is that they have to do it at a spot that’s going to be good not just for the crazy Harry Potter fan…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: … but for people to understand what’s going on as well, who aren’t as big fans of the series. So, I don’t really see what the big deal is. I mean, I don’t need to know where it’s going to be cut. But I’d like to be surprised just like everyone else.

Andrew: Yeah, I guess – yeah, I think that’ll be part of the excitement. Although at the same time I feel like I will be watching it, and like Megan suggests, I’ll be like, “Okay, is it going to end here? Is this going to be it?” Like, I’ll be checking my watch…

Eric: [laughs] Yeah.

Andrew: …to see what time we’re at.

Jamie: They might still work up to it. Is it going to be like, you know, you can generally tell where you are in a film by how the music’s going, the momentum…

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: Is it going to be like that, or is it going to stop dead?

Eric: It’s going to cut to black.

Laura: Unless it’s – yeah – like the first Lord of the Rings film.

Jamie: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Andrew: Or what if it – what if it – what happened to me with Prisoner of Azkaban, where I didn’t think it would be ending so soon so I went to the bathroom, and then when I walked back into the theater the lights were up and the credits were rolling.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: [laughs] I missed the ending. I was like, “Nooo!” So, you know, people can miss the ending and not even intentionally.

Eric: Poor Andrew thought they were going to explain the Marauders’ back story.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Exactly.

Eric: Poor, silly Andrew!


New Segment: Avada Kedavra, Imperio and Love Potion


Andrew: Well, we’re going to move on to a new segment now. This is going to be a lot of fun.

[Eric gasps]

Andrew: And I’m going to explain it. It takes a little bit of explanation, but this is going to take over the Harry Potter fandom, I’m telling you this is huge. You’re going to be playing this during the symposiums and everything. It’s fantastic, okay. It’s called Avada Kedavra, Imperio, Love Potion. So, as everyone knows, we have two spells there and one potion. Now what we’re going to do, I’m going to give one of the hosts three characters and they are going do decide which one they would Avada Kedavra, which one they would give a love potion to, so, you know, you may want to be romantically involved with them; and one that you have to Imperio, one you have to torture. Now, you have to pick – select – one for each. You can’t cop out and be like, “Oh, I don’t wanna do this!” you know? So, it’s going to be quite a challenge, and I am just going to bring up some characters now. I’m going to start simply with you, Laura.

Laura: Aw. I wonder why?

Andrew: Are you ready?

Eric: He said, “simply.”

Andrew: Well, I’m going to – I’m going to keep it pretty simple like the first one. Okay? We’re going to do the Trio.

Laura: Wow!

Andrew: So Avada Kedavra, Imperio, Love Potion. Assign them each to Harry, Ron, and Hermione.

Laura: Okay. I would definitely Love Potion Ron…

Andrew: So typical.

Laura: … and then, oh gosh, I guess that means I’d have to Avada Kedavra Harry and Imperio Hermione.

Eric: [laughs] You would kill Harry?

Laura: Well, maybe Harry Potter should’ve died!

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: Hey, there’s a plug!

[Andrew and Laura laugh]

Andrew: Now when you Imperio Hermione, what would you do to her?

Laura: I don’t know.

Jamie: Make her [censored] with Harry’s corpse.

[Everyone laughs]

Laura: I don’t know. I mean, she clearly has a lot of influence in the wizarding world, so.

Andrew: Mm, that’s true.

Eric: So, you would make her dictate a new law?

Laura: Yeah, sure. Use her for political purposes.

Eric: Yeah! That’s pretty cool.

Andrew: All right, Jamie.

Jamie: Yeah?

Andrew: Same – same three items.

Jamie: All right.

Andrew: Avada Kedavra, Love Potion and Imperio Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy and Narcissa Malfoy.

Jamie: All right. I would Avada Kedavra Lucius because I think he’s a despicable character, really.

Andrew: Mhm.

Jamie: I think he’s very mean. I don’t like him at all. I would Imperio Draco Malfoy, make him do good things because I think in his heart he wants to do good things but he just can’t. He just needs a gentle push.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: So sweet of you.

Laura: You’re such a romantic, Jamie.

Jamie: Thanks, thanks.

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: And I would Love Potion Narcissa. I don’t know why.

Andrew: Oh! Well, because you have to.

Jamie: Well, yeah.

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: Yeah, yeah, because I have to, yeah. There are no other options.

Laura: Sure there are.

Jamie: Yeah, I would do those. Yeah, I can’t think of much to add to that.

Andrew: Eric, same three, of course. Fred Weasley, George Weasley and Charlie Weasley.

[Jamie laughs]

Eric: Hang on, I have to Love Potion one of them? Give me Ginny, come on.

[Laura laughs]

Eric: Give me Ginny.

Andrew: Well, see, but then it would be too easy.

Jamie: Jamie Campbell Bower as well.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: You could substitute one of them for Jamie Campbell Bower.

Jamie: Anyone you like, anyone.

Andrew: If it’s really going to make things easier.

Laura: How about the one who’s already dead?

Eric: Hang on.

Andrew: Assuming they’re alive.

Eric: The past two people have gotten two boys and one girl, follow suit.

Andrew: Yeah but we – we have to make things harder. All right, fine, fine. We’ll save three guys for Micah.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Micah: Hey! What the hell?

[Andrew and Laura laugh]

Andrew: Come on guys it’s part of the fun.

Eric: All right, give me three more. Come on.

Andrew: All right – all right. Okay, here we go. I’ll make it harder then. Fleur Weasley, Ginny Weasley, and Molly Weasley.

Eric: There we go.

Andrew: Kill one, love one, and control one.

Eric: Sorry, Fleur, Ginny, and Molly?

Andrew: Yes.

Eric: Ugh! Okay I would Imperio Fleur and Love Potion Ginny.

Andrew: And when you Imperio‘d Fleur, see this is what- if you’re picking or when you’re picking Fleur you have to explain why. Now what – what would you make her do? And it can’t be anything in the love category.

[Jamie and Laura laugh]

Laura: Well, what he’s thinking doesn’t necessarily mean it’s love.

Eric: I would just make her dance.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: I would just make Fleur dance.

Andrew: Okay, all right. That’s kind of weird.

Micah: What kind of dancing?

[Andrew and Laura laugh]

Eric: I guess that means that I have to – actually I would – I would Imperio Fleur – I would Imperio Fleur to AK Molly for me, and I would run off with Ginny.

Jamie: Ooh!

Andrew: [laughs] Okay, all right. Micah, this is the final one. Godric Gryfinndor, Helga Hufflepuff, and Rowena Ravenclaw.

Jamie: Oh, that’s a good one. That’s a decent one.

Andrew: You must love one, you must control one, and you must kill one.

Micah: I would say I’m surprised you didn’t give me a goat first of all to be honest with you.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Next time.

Micah: But anyway I would Imperio Godric Gryfinndor because he’s far more powerful than I ever could be, and have him do my bidding.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Jamie: That’s decent. That’s a good answer. That is a good answer.

Andrew: Okay.

Micah: Thank you, Jamie.

Jamie: It’s all right.

Micah: I would Avada Kedavra Rowena Ravenclaw because her daughter just didn’t play a whole hell of a lot of a role in the series. She just – she was creepy too and she didn’t come forth with information before and could’ve really helped Harry out. And that means I guess I would love potion Helga Hufflepuff.

Andrew: Okay.

Micah: I don’t really know what she looks like but…

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Well, she’s a bit old. But that’s okay.

Micah: She’s a bit dead too.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Assuming these people are alive, come on.

Micah: Oh okay, all right.

Andrew: No, not really. Well, all right cool. Can anyone of you guys do one for me?

Laura: Yeah. I’m just going to randomly throw names at you. Neville Longbottom [laughs], Severus Snape or Cho Chang.

Jamie: Ooh!

Andrew: Okay. Well, I always thought Cho was a bitch for not sticking around with Harry longer. So, I think I would kill her because that’s just preposterous. I would love potion – love potion Snape because I think you would you know make him be less of a stiff.

Laura: Or more of a stiff?

Andrew: More of a stiff!

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Well, you know what I’m saying. He’s – he’s – he’s very upset. He’s always angry and he needs a little bit of love in his life.

Micah: I don’t think you got it.

[Laura laughs]

Andrew: No, I got it. What do you mean I didn’t get that? That stiff joke.

Eric: Okay. What would you do with Neville?

Andrew: With Neville I would…

Laura: Well you’ve only got one option left.

Andrew: No, no, no. What would I do controlling him?

Laura: Oh yeah.

Andrew: I would make him give – I would make him discover some awesome new plants and then sell it for millions of dollars, I don’t know.

Laura: Cool.

Andrew: [laughs] I would make him teach me Herbology so I could be as smart as him.

Eric: Cool.

Andrew: That’s my clean answer.

Jamie: That’s nice. That’s nice.


New Segment: Fireside Chats with Micah Tannenbaum


Andrew: So, that was fun. If you guys want to send in any ideas for your own, send in characters or if you want to switch a spell for a different one, send in like the three spells and the three characters and send them into us and maybe we’ll use them on the show. So, now we’re going to do another new segment. And as I said earlier on the show on Episode 174 we were jokingly playing around with the idea of Micah reading erotic Potter fan fiction and now it’s come time to do so. Micah has a very unique voice as we all know, and we feel this would be an entertaining segment. Now Micah I’d like to call this either Micah’s Corner or Fireside Chats with Micah Tannenbaum.

Andrew: Now, Micah, I’d like to call this either like “Micah’s Corner” or “Fireside Chat with Micah Tannenbaum.”

Jamie: “Fireside Chats” cool.

Andrew: Okay. Well, we’ll call it that then. I can’t play…

Micah: With Uncle Micah, huh?

Andrew: Yeah. With Uncle Micah, and you’re going to read us some fan fiction – some stories from your Potter fan fiction collection. Now, this story we’re using, it’s called “Last Chance to Lose Control” by Lily_Evans34. It’s a Harry – sorry, it’s a Hermione/Draco romance fan fiction from FanFiction.MuggleNet.com, and Micah, you’re going to have the help of Eric and Jamie, too, I believe.

Jamie: Oh yeah.

Andrew: So, again, this is the story “Last Chance to Lose Control.” Eric begins as Hermione. Eric, take it away.

[To read this story, please click here, or continue reading.]

[Music plays]

Eric: “It’s been so long. For years…”

Micah: She exhaled, breaking her gaze momentarily to steady herself, before continuing.

Eric: “I’m not doing so well at my job, but I stay there after hours because I have nothing to go home to. But then I do go home, and I sleep, and I wake up and realize that I have nothing to work for. Do you have any idea how long it’s been since I’ve felt something, Draco?”

Micah: She leaned in toward him, their faces almost touching.

Eric: “You do. You know exactly what I mean. And that is why I’m here.”

Micah: Her lips met his, and she could taste the regret, the pain, the emotion that she hadn’t felt in years. The kiss was brief, but promising, and she let her lips rest against his for a moment before whispering.

Eric: “I need someone to remind me I’m alive.”

Andrew: This is fantastic, guys. I know we’re going to advance later in the story. Jamie, take it away.

Jamie: “You’ve always had a cause, Hermione. So have I. We can’t be together on opposite sides.”

[Micah and Laura laugh]

Eric: “We won’t have to be. I swore to you that I was done with them… Harry, Ron, Remus, all of them. They fought, and look what it cost them.”

Micah: She sighed.

Eric: “I won’t go back on my word. Draco, I promised you my entire [beep] heart. You have it. You have all of me.”

[Everyone laughs]

Jamie: What?!

Andrew: This is probably the best thing we’ve ever done. Oh my God.

Micah: She stepped toward him and kissed him, running her hands through his hair and feeling the heat rush to her head as she remembered what it felt like to feel. She could feel the control slipping out of her grasp, but it was easier to ignore it. She could feel the thrill of spontaneity, the satisfaction of knowing that she had someone. He was hers, and she was his. It was too easy to close her eyes and to picture his face, and forget that everything she was experiencing was everything that had broken her, the day Ron left. She had wanted her life back, she had wanted to feel again – but not at the cost of giving herself so completely to someone who was so capable of breaking her heart.

[Music fades out]

Andrew: That was fantastic. Congratulations, guys, that was wonderful. That was excellent. I think that was one of the best segments…

Jamie: That was funny. That was cool.

Andrew: …this show has ever seen.

Laura: Yeah.

Eric: Who writes this stuff?

Laura: Micah, you should do this for a living.

Andrew: There’s going to have to be more of this.

Eric: Yeah, it was fun.

Andrew: Micah, your voice is beautiful.

Jamie: Yeah, it is very good.

Micah: Thank you.

Eric: Good stuff, Micah.

Jamie: Very good.

Andrew: I must confess something, Micah. I’m in love – with you.

Eric: You have such a connection to the readers, too. As a narrator, you’re just, you know, you’re telling the story and…

Andrew: It’s beautiful.

Eric: …it’s beautiful.


Audiofic


Andrew: Anyway, speaking of audiobooks, now we’re going jump into another installment of the “Audio Fiction” segment. As everyone knows, MuggleNet Fan Fiction has this awesome part of their site called “Audio Fictions,” and they’re narrated stories by the MuggleNet Fan Fiction team. So, the fan fictions were already written on the site, but then they had their team narrate it, and it’s an awesome way to listen to the stories. It’s like, you know, reading more audio – Harry Potter audiobooks, and this next one’s a real funny one. It’s narrated by Lupin Patronus. He introduces it and all. So, take it away.

[Intro music plays]

Lupin Patronus: Hey Audio Fiction listeners, Lupin Patronus here. I’m glad to report that classes are over, summer is here, and now I’ve got plenty of time to read more fictions for you guys. Today, I’ll be reading “Drool” by MutualUnderstanding. This fic was nominated by MahoganyWand in “The Black Lake” section of the MuggleNet Fan fiction Beta forums. Mahogany nominated the fic for its humor and characterization of Sirius. Although I enjoyed the fic immensely, I had a tough time settling on a voice for Sirius, so hopefully the voice I picked works out for you guys. This fic is rated first and second years with no warnings, so here we go, and I hope you enjoy.

To read this story, click here.

[Music continues]

Andrew: All right, great job! That was another great reading.

Laura: Yeah.

Andrew: A really funny story.

Micah: It wasn’t as serious as ours…

Andrew: No. Yes.

Micah: …but it was good.


Chicken Soup for the MuggleCast Soul: Finals Edition


Andrew: Well, Micah, you – I think – I feel you can only read the serious stories. It was very good. [laughs] Anyway, and so was that story, too. So we hope everyone enjoyed that. To wrap up the show today, it’s time for a Chicken Soup: Finals Edition, and I’ll read it. You all have done enough reading for today. It comes from Nick, 16, of Canada. And, you know, it seems like – you realize how fast time’s been flying by when every year we get to these new Chicken Soups with the final – you know, they’re about finals and studying for finals. And, you know, it’s another year, and another series of them. Like I said, it comes from Nick. He writes:

“I’ve been listening to MuggleCast for exactly two years now. I started listening on episode 83 when you guys were discussing the Deathly Hallows cover, and I fell in love with the show. Recently, I had to sit through four exams in school and I was under a massive amount of stress. To make it easier on myself, I downloaded my
favorite episodes of MuggleCast and all the current episodes of Imprint, and I just want to say a great big thank you to you guys for making me smile during a time when I was on the verge of a stress-induced meltdown. I love you all and I love the show, as well as Imprint and Twilight Source, which I check every morning. Thank you for making such great podcasts and keeping me sane.”

[Outro music plays]

Andrew: Well, you’re welcome, Nick. And there’s another finals edition story of Chicken Soup.

Eric: F-f-f-f-finals edition.


Contact Information


Andrew: F-f-finals! And that wraps up another awesome edition of the show. We are going to have several episodes throughout the month of July. We’ll try to get them out more, since July is going to be a very busy month. So stay tuned for those, please. We want to remind everybody about our contact information, because, as you’ve heard throughout the show, there’s so many ways to get involved. And to get in contact with us, just go to our website at MuggleCast.com. There you’ll find a contact form where you can reach any one of us. Or you can also send in general feedback and such. Or just write to one of our first names – any one of our first names – at staff dot MuggleNet dot com. You can also visit our website for the community outlets. We encourage you to follow us on Twitter, you can fan us on Facebook, don’t forget to vote for us once a month on Podcast Alley, and all the other links. You’ve got the MySpace, the YouTube, the Frappr, Last.FM, and the fanlisting and the forums over at MuggleCastFan.net. So, there we go. It’s been another great episode.


Show Close


Laura: Yeah, it has.

Andrew: It’s been great talking to all of you again.

Micah: Yeah.

Laura: I know.

Andrew: And what else? What else, guys?

Laura: We’ll talk to you – I’ll talk to Jamie again in another fifty years.

[Andrew and Laura laugh]

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: Once again, I’m Andrew Sims.

Eric: [Singing softly] Hm? What?

Laura: Who’s next?

Andrew: Go ahead, Eric.

Eric: I’m Eric Scull.

Jamie: I’m Jamie Lawrence.

Laura: I’m Laura Thompson.

Micah: And I’m Micah Tannenbaum.

Andrew: We’ll see everyone next time for Episode 176. Buh-bye!

Jamie and Laura: Bye.

Eric: Bye. Bye-bye.

Andrew: Happy one seventy five!

Eric: Woot.

[Music continues to play]

Transcript #174

MuggleCast 174 Transcript


Show Intro


[Intro music begins]

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[“Hedwig’s Theme” plays]

Jim Dale: [as Professor McGonagall] This is Professor McGonagall welcoming you all to MuggleCast hoping you enjoy – Dobby! Dobby, come here! Here! Dobby! [as Dobby] Yes, I’d just like to say how very pleased I am to introduce MuggleCast to all of you! Thank you! Thank you!

[Show music begins]

Micah: Because it’s all coming back, this is MuggleCast Episode 174, for May the 8th, 2009.

[Show music continues]

Andrew: Welcome to MuggleCast Episode 174, it’s May! Happy May to you all! And guess who’s back with us this week?

Jamie: Hi.

Andrew: As promised, Jamie Lawrence…

Jamie: Hi!

Andrew: …Has made his epic return.

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: Jamie, what do you have to say to our listeners?

Jamie: Uh…

Andrew: Welcome back to the show.

Jamie: Thank you, thank you. I’m feeling too rusty to say anything, really.

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: It feels weird, it doesn’t feel natural yet. I think I’ll get into it, I’ll get into it soon. But I wouldn’t…

Andrew: Yes.

Jamie: …I wouldn’t call it epic yet, because we should probably wait until we’ve finished recording it just in case it turns out that it’s not epic.

Andrew: Right.

Jamie: I hope it will be epic, though.

Andrew: A lot rides on the British Joke of the Day, as well.

Jamie: Ahh.

Andrew: Yes.

Jamie: Yes.

[Matt and Andrew laugh]

Matt: He’s like, “Awww, I forgot!”

Eric: Jamie, there is one, right?

Jamie: Of course there is one.

Eric: Ah, ok.

Jamie: What a silly question! [laughs]

[Micah laughs]

Eric: Well see, we’ve done that before, the little prelude, with the – you know, hyped it up, and then there hasn’t been one.

Jamie: Ahh.

Eric: I just wanted to make sure.

Micah: Well, now you’ve given him about forty minutes to go ahead and get one ready.

Eric: [laughs] Yeah.

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: Aww, don’t be silly.

Micah: You have one?

Jamie: I don’t do that, I spend months in libraries looking up, like, the meaning of words…

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: So I can get a perfectly formed joke.

Micah: Well, clearly you’ve spent months on this one.

Jamie: Yeah, I have, yeah. That’s why – [laughs] – it’s going to be epic.

Micah: You’ve had plenty of time. It better be.

Andrew: That’s some excellent prep work. Well, we have a lot of show to get to today, there’s a lot of news to discuss, and Eric went to the Harry Potter Exhibition, so we’ve got to talk to him about that.

Eric: Woohoo!

Andrew: That was a fun time, right Eric?

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Cool.

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: And – no, it seems like a fun time. It seems like a fun time for everyone that goes. Let’s get straight into the show. I’m Andrew Sims.

Eric: I’m Eric Scull.

Jamie: I’m waiting till last. It’s my…

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: All right.

Jamie: My rightful place now.

Matt: I’m Matt Britton.

Micah: I’m Micah Tannenbaum.

Jamie: And I’m Jamie Lawrence, and I’m going to try and work my way back up to the beginning of that order.

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: Are you really, or are you just saying that?

Jamie: No, I’ll try, I’ll try. I’ll try.

Micah: Maybe by the end of the show you can make it back in there.

Jamie: Yeah, but then I…

Matt: Maybe you can make it up one.

Jamie: After my joke bombs.

[Show music continues]

Andrew: All right, Micah, there’s a lot of news lately. What has been going on? Please enlighten us.


News: Half-Blood Prince Posters


Micah: All right. Well, I didn’t write this news, but I’ll try and enlighten you anyway. [laughs] There’s a few more Half-Blood Prince posters that were released last week, and a little bit of a different look to them compared with past films.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Yeah.

Micah: What did you guys think of these?

Andrew: I love them. I mean, they finally – and I mentioned this on the live show – finally, they’re going away from the traditional posters they’ve always made. They’re kind of like – I don’t know. Like, they try to cram a million things into the posters and have all these little details, but now it’s just the characters, and these nice close-ups…

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: And they’re very dark. And then…

Jamie: Haven’t they done that for something else, though? I swear they…

Matt: I think they…

Matt: I think they did it for Chamber of Secrets.

Andrew: What? With close ups?

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Well. I mean they’ve done. There’s something different about these. They’re very, very dark, and they’re very simple. Those other posters that were released when the trailer was released, and they had the title all gigantic and slanted and you couldn’t even read the whole thing. It was a really cool style I thought.

Matt: Yeah.

Jamie: I was going to say. From that thumbnail it looks a bit Brokeback Mountain-y. Dumbledore.

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Andrew: Snape and Dumbledore.

Jamie: Snape and Dumbledore. Yeah. Heath Ledger is back from the dead.

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Matt: I was going to say, Ron and Greyback kind of look like it more.

Jamie: It’s loaded, really?

Matt: Yeah.

Jamie: Is Greyback going to be scary then? Do you think?

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah. Well there’s the one of Ron and Greyback is pretty – Greyback looks pretty…

Matt: Good.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: I thought the one with Dumbledore and Snape, I think I told you this Andrew too, it looks pretty badass.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: The others were pretty cool too. What was it, Hermione and Slughorn and Harry and Draco and then Ron and Greyback. I think they did a really good job this time around. I think they were focusing more on the darkness of these films even though they said that this one wasn’t going to be as dark as the few that had come before it and obviously Deathly Hallows.

Andrew: Right.

Micah: I like the way that they…

Jamie: Yeah, but don’t they only say that?

Micah: Yeah, they do. They say it every time. It’s getting darker.

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: Yeah, but don’t they say that so the movie thing rates it like UC. Or something, like universal…

Andrew: Maybe.

Jamie: …Instead of.

Andrew: Well, speaking of that, Jamie, in the U.S. here Half-Blood Prince got a PG rating. Any film in the series hasn’t been rated PG since Prisoner of Azkaban.

Jamie: That’s stupid.

Andrew: What do you think about that?

Jamie: I think that’s ridiculous. I saw this article here in the U.K. about this film, this horror film called Wishbaby that got rated some stupid rating like 15 when it was disgusting. It was really horrible, horrible stuff. Sick scenes happening in it and I saw the trailer for Half-Blood Prince, and I think it looks pretty scary.

Andrew: It does.

Matt: Mhm.

Jamie: I just they’re bowing to pressure. I don’t know what pressure, but this is a perfect time to bring up The Pirate Bay.

Andrew: Why? What’s that?

Jamie: I was disgusted by the verdict in the trial.

Andrew: Oh, them being taken down?

Jamie: Yeah, I think it’s ridiculous. I know what it is, it’s political
heavyweights behind the scene in nice crisp ironed suits deciding what’s going to happen in the world. And I think it’s disgusting.

Andrew: Yeah, for sure.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: I mean – we saw this, me and Matt saw this documentary on the MPAA and it showed how messed up they were.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: So, and I’ve said it quite a few times on the show before, but it’s just a shame.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: And we’ll see. We’ll be able to make a final determination. Eric, what did you think of these new posters?

Eric: The posters are cool. I like that it’s not just fit as many characters as you possibly can…

Jamie: Yeah, it’s true.

Eric: …Looking angst-y and all.

Jamie: Yeah.

Eric: And, to be fair, Goblet of Fire was about the different schools and stuff, so it was kind of cool like that, but the just did the same thing for five. It’s good to see that. Harry and Draco’s arrival and Snape and – Who’s on Snape’s…

Andrew: Dumbledore.

Eric: Yeah, Snape and Dumbledore. Exactly. They’re like the rivals and I loved it.

Andrew: Right. Well now, everyone keeps asking why Emma – Hermione and Slughorn are in the same and this happened once before too.

Eric: They have no one else to put with Slughorn or Hermione.

Jamie: It’s true, yeah.

Andrew laughs

Eric: Actually though, that’s kind of rival-ish because in book 6 – if you remember, Hermione is trying to – she doesn’t approve of Harry cheating in potions, and so she tries to set an example for good potion making, but he always bests her.

Andrew: Oh, all right.

Eric: And she wants to get in to the Slug Club, but she’s not allowed.

Andrew: Oh, yeah.

Jamie: Or it’s all to do with posters and how to best make use of the space and Slughorn is fat…

Matt: Yeah.

Eric: [laughs] Exactly.

Jamie: …And Hermione is quite skinny. So maybe that’s it.

Matt: Well Hermione always tries to strive for the best, and Slughorn always picks the best.

Eric: Speaking of, and that’s a good correlation Matt – Slughorn’s uniform at the exhibit. Aw, it’s amazing.

Andrew: Really.

Eric: Anyway, we’ll get into that later.

Jamie: Well…

Andrew: What else is going on Micah?


News: Half-Blood Prince Premiere Dates


Micah: There are a couple of key dates set for the premiere of Half-Blood Prince, tentatively though.

Andrew: Ooh!

Micah: July 6th in Japan, July 7th in the U.K., and July 8th in the U.S. Now some smart math people may notice that that’s three consecutive days of premieres.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: So, it would beg the question: What does that mean for the actors who are going to be attending each one?

Jamie: It means they are going to get to fly around the world in an awesome jet.

Andrew: In three days.

[Everyone laughs]

Jamie: Ruin the environment. Get awesome food and free stuff. I’m not…

Andrew: And waste a lot of money.

Matt: You joke, but it might actually happen that way.

Jamie: There is nothing to worry about then.

Andrew: Yeah. I think it is worrying because we always see the most actors at the U.K. premiere because they all live in the U.K., that’s fine. But what about the trio are they going to be at all of three or what, and on top of that the – well, never mind.

Jamie: That was a good point.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: No, I was going to say the junket was going to be around these days too. How are they going to fit that in on top of three premieres?

Jamie: Well…

Andrew: I just think it is silly, why bother cramming it all into three days?

Jamie: Why is that what’s happening then? July is the start of the movie season. Is there other stuff coming out around then?

Andrew: Well the only thing I could think of…

Matt: Yeah the Transformers is coming out around then.

Jamie: Oh yes!

Andrew: [laughs] The only thing I can think of is that they are also filming movie seven around this time.

Jamie: Well maybe, yeah, yeah.

Andrew: Are they trying to knock out all the publicity for a week, in a week? That may make sense.

Matt: Maybe.

Andrew: Who knows, but you know?

Matt: It is certainly strange, nothing about this movie has ever been, by the book…

Andrew: [laughs] Normal, yeah that is really true.

Matt: And it also seems like all the hype is going towards the U.K. premiere more than the U.S. one.

Andrew: Why?

Matt: Well, like all the contests and stuff, yeah.

Jamie: But why Japan? It never has happened first there before has it?

Matt: Well, it is always big in Japan, though.

Jamie: But not world premiere is it?

Andrew: Right, yeah that is going be the world premiere. And last time for the Order of the Phoenix only Dan and David Heyman were there. Odd, very odd.

Jamie: That is odd.

Andrew: Strange times, strange times.

Jamie: You are going to have to fly out to Japan with your HD handy-cam.

Andrew: I know, I know the life of me, how am I going to do that?

Jamie: I want one now, I found my old one and it just doesn’t really – oh, when I first got it was my baby and now it’s nothing.

Andrew: Not even POS?

Jamie: It’s not even HD, what is the point?

Andrew: [laughs] What is the point especially when YouTube can do HD.

Jamie: Exactly, and my camcorder can’t?

Andrew: Jaime and Eric speaking of Half Blood Prince, the trailer, we haven’t heard your guys’ thoughts on the trailer, new one that came out. Eric how about you first, what were your thoughts on…


Eric’s Thoughts on the Trailer


Eric: Yeah, I thought it was cool, I wish they would stop showing every scene from the movie in these trailers.

Andrew: What do you mean?

Eric: Even if it just a one second clip; they are trying to be new and exciting. Maybe they are over compensating.

Jamie: I don’t think it is that though, I think they are trying to get everyone to see one bit that they really, really like. Do you know what I mean? If you think that every scene in this book appeals to a certain Harry Potter fan so they like, see it in the trailer and they are like, “Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God my favorite bit’s in!” So if you can get everyone’s favorite bits in then everyone goes to see it.

Andrew: That’s true.

Jamie: Psychology 101.

Andrew: Yeah, that’s a good point.

Matt: But at the same time they have shown the whole damn movie.

Jamie: Well, yeah, yeah that’s true.

Matt: I mean – kind of. But at the same time, I thought it was cool. They show Harry meeting with Dumbledore in the Underground which is kind of a different scene.

Jamie: That was cool, that was cool.

Eric: Yeah, it’s cool, it’s cool.

Andrew: Jamie, overall, your thoughts, positive?


Jamie’s Thoughts on the Trailer


Jamie: I thought it was awesome, I watched it with my girlfriend, and she is not a Harry Potter fan at all, yet. I am going to try and convert her, and she said that it looked like a film, and I think a big complaint about previous Harry Potter trailers is that they just look like Harry Potter-ish. But this looks like it could appeal to any film goer.

Andrew: Yeah, you know what? I made mention of that on our trailer show a couple weeks ago…

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: When you see the shots of the non – when you see shots of the Muggles in London, I think it opens it up to a new audience and they feel like it is more of a film.

Jamie: Yeah, I agree completely, I thought it was just awesome. I felt like it was so like, clean. Do you know when you watch a film, for as an example when you watch the Dark Knight and the screenplay is so clean, it is like there is no extra, and that trailer just looked clean, do you know what I mean, like there is no stuff they felt they had to put in.

Andrew: Yeah

Andrew: Those guys that make the Harry Potter trailers are some of the best. You really can’t compare those trailers to anything else.

Micah: That’s true, yeah.

Matt: They are always the best too, out of all the trailers you see. Honestly, they are always the best trailers of the year.

Jamie: That’s true yeah.

Andrew: Are you saying that because you are a fan?

Matt: No.

Andrew: There might be someone out there who is a fan of the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants fan and they might think that that trailer is the best trailer of the year.

[Andrew laughs]

Matt: Honestly, even if you don’t, the people that see the trailers aren’t even fans of the books, or anything and they see those trailers and they just think they are epic.

Jamie: It’s true, yeah, yeah.

Andrew: I think we are talking production wise too. Because production wise it looks great.

Jamie: It does.

Matt: It is nice and fluid and it really does tell a story when the full theatrical trailers are released.

Andrew: Yeah. I would be happy to say that the Sisterhood of Travelling Pants trailer is amazing if it actually had good production value.

Jamie: Does it actually exist? Oh it does, oh my God.

Andrew: The movie does, yeah.

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: …I thought you were making something up.

[All laugh]

Micah: Well, I think Andrew and Matt both see enough movies that they could certainly – especially Matt – can comment on – you know, how good the trailer is.

Jamie: No, no, no, no. Sorry, I was going to say – I just Wikipedia’ed that. How the hell did that get published?

Andrew: [laughs] The movie? I don’t know, but I don’t think it did well.

Matt: Well, they made a sequel, so…

Jamie: How?!

Andrew: Yeah, that’s right, yeah.

Matt: Yeah.

Jamie: Sorry, sorry, I mean, how?

[Andrew laughs]

Matt: Netflix it, man. Tell us how it is.

Jamie: No way, I’m not wasting my money…

Matt: It’s definitely a guy’s movie. [laughs]

Micah: [laughs] Think of all the economic problems in the world, and they’re making movies about this.

Jamie: Yeah, that’s true, that’s true…

Matt: Right.

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: I think we’re doomed.

Andrew: Okay, well, what else is going on, Micah?


News: Deathly Hallows Filming


Micah: There’s lots of filming going on for Deathly Hallows.

Andrew: Yes.

Micah: A little bit in London occurred a few weeks ago in Piccadilly Circus, and then Shell Cottage has been getting a lot of press in the last few days. It looks like they’re putting the last finishing touches on the cottage on the beach, so…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: What do you guys think of this? There was a lot made of the filming going on in London in particular and it looks like…

Andrew: Right.

Micah: …probably in the next few weeks they’re going to be filming the Shell Cottage scenes.

Andrew: Yes. I think it was really exciting to see them filming right in central London and them doing these night-time shoots but these poor actors – I don’t know…

Jamie: Andrew, you’ve got to stop being sorry for them. They’re loaded.

Andrew: Well…

Matt: They get paid.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: I mean – you look at these pictures and they’re all falling asleep! They’re all yawning – of course, the paparazzi loves to take photos of that, but…

Jamie: Oh, yeah.

Andrew: Maybe, you know, take a nap during the middle of the day so you’re a little more prepared for this. [laughs]

Matt: It was probably cold that night or something. Because, you know, when it’s cold, you get cold or – you get sleepy.

Jamie: [laughs] You get cold?

Matt: You get sleepy!

Andrew: You get sleepy…

Matt: Yeah, but, man, these – I really got excited when I saw them, especially when you saw a little action shot of Emma running.

Andrew: Yeah. Yeah, it looks good…

Matt: In the red dress. Because when I read the movie – or read the book – I was just thinking about how this was going to look in the movie.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Well, I didn’t know – I had no idea where they were – you know, Tottenham Court Road or wherever. I didn’t know that was so central in London.

Andrew: I don’t think they were actually at Tottenham Court Road, but they were nearby.

Eric: So they just walk through the central London to get there? [laughs]

Andrew: They were in the Piccadilly Circus area. I don’t know – you know.

Jamie: How the hell do you film there? That’s so weird.

Andrew: They close off some streets.

Jamie: But, like, that’s so biased. Just because they’re big shots, they close off streets…

[Andrew and Micah laughs]

Jamie: If I was to go there and say, “I’m filming a film with my non-HD handy cam…”

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Jamie, this is not the first time a film crew has filmed on…

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: …the streets before.

Jamie: I know, but…

Andrew: They do this all the time. It’s going to be great! Imagine seeing the actual – you know – street.

Jamie: Yeah, that would be cool. That would be cool, yeah.

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: I have some – well, my friend who I’ve known since kindergarten told me that he got a walk-on role in Harry Potter. I don’t know, he isn’t a fan at all, but…

Andrew: Really?

Jamie: …His girlfriend does something to do with it, and he says that someone told him that it’s actually in the film, you know, it’s not like…

Andrew: Which film? Movie 7?

Jamie: No, no. Six, six.

Andrew: Oh! Oh, that’s awesome!

Jamie: Yeah. So, I don’t know if he’s actually going to be in it but he could be in the background. I’m going to…

Andrew: Right!

Jamie: Yeah, it’s weird.

Andrew: Keep an eye out. [laughs] He’s weird?

Jamie: No, no, he’s fine, but…

Eric: Talking about filming location. It reminds me of what they did in Tower Bridge for The Mummy Returns

Jamie: Mmmm.

Eric: …that they actually filmed there. That’s cool.

Andrew: Oh, yeah. But, yeah, and then with Shell Cottage they’re filming along a beach in Pembrokeshire, I believe it is.

[Jamie laughs]

Andrew: What? Pembrokeshire.

Jamie: Missed your pronunciation?

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: How do you pronouce it, Jamie, please enlighten me?

Jamie: Pem-brook-sheer.

Eric: …sheer.

Andrew: [in English accent] Pembrokeshire.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Well, whatever. You call a router “rooter,” so…

Jamie: No – well that’s true, yeah. But also, also, I first thought that your town where you live was “Placenta.”

Andrew: Right. But that’s just a spelling thing. It’s “Placentia.”

Jamie: See, yeah, that’s true.

Andrew: But, yeah, Shell Cottage…

Matt: Cultural differences.

Andrew: …it looks really nice because the roof is just lined with seashells. And it’s a really nice touch – it looks really – I mean – that’s going to be beautiful. They’re filming right on that beach, and it’ll be really cool.

Matt: It’s going to be a really good scene for Dobby’s death.

Eric: Oh, Clemence. Oh, Clemence.

Andrew: Speaking of that, there was another article, Micah, where Dan Radcliffe and David Heyman – they were talking about filming – you know – outside of Hogwarts.

Micah: Yeah, it was in Empire magazine and Dan made note of the fact that filming the first part of Deathly Hallows is refreshing because it’s set in a lot of other places aside from Hogwarts, so apparently he doesn’t like filming at Hogwarts. That’s what I’d take away from it.

Jamie: That is true, that is completely true. It must be tough. It’s like in Phone Booth, you know?

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: They must just like close the street for a year to film that.

Eric: Well then again, it’s not like Hogwarts is one set. I mean…

Andrew: Yeah, there are a few sets.

Eric: …surely there are different – not only locations, but then when you do a special room like the Chamber of Secrets on a sound stage you get around, but surely not as much as this, I guess. I don’t know.

Andrew: When I read that quote it really hit me. Like, “Oh wow, this first part of this film really is going to be hardly at Hogwarts.” And it’s going to be really exciting to see a Harry Potter film without the typical sets and scenes that we’ve all gotten so used to.

Eric: But I hope it’s more of Hogwarts than was in the book though. I hope they show what everyone else is doing.

Andrew: Yeah definitely.

Eric: I can’t shake that feeling. I really want to see if they show – even in a montage maybe.

Andrew: Well hopefully the screen writer considered keeping it in there, but you know Potter fans are Potter fans, they just want to see the actual story so…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: And what else did they have to say in Empire Magazine?

Micah: Yeah, Dan also mentioned he’s looking forward to filming the walk that he takes into the Forbidden Forest to meet Voldemort.

Jamie: How are they going to film that though? That’s going to be weird.

Eric: We have pictures of that, don’t we?

Andrew: Yeah, it is.

Eric: Don’t we have any pictures?

Andrew: No, well there were some paparazzi photos of him walking through a forest, but we don’t know if it was that actual scene…

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: …where he’s going to meet Voldemort.

Matt: There are a lot of scenes where he walks to the lake or something?

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, it may be something like that.

Eric: Yeah.

Jamie: But how’s it going to be? Because I always imagined it was going to be like Frodo climbing up Mount Doom. That kind of no dialogue, you know just music in the background, you seeing everything happen, and he just walks into the forest and then suddenly everything closes into a point and then the dialogue comes back and Voldemort’s like, “Harry.”

Matt: Yeah. That would be really intense if they just had no music and nothing and all you heard is just him walking.

Jamie: Yeah, that would be cool.

Andrew: Yeah, that’d be awesome.

Eric: Well with all the ghosts gliding around him.

Andrew: Right, right.

Jamie: Yeah, that would be cool. That would be awesome.

MuggleCast 174 Transcript (continued)


News: Deathly Hallows Split


Andrew: Yeah, I have faith they’re going to get this right. And later on in this Empire interview David Heyman talked about the split – where they’re going to split it and this was a really interesting quote. He said, “We’ve played around with a couple of places and ultimately settled on a place that we think is very exciting, and I think quite bold in that it’s not necessarily where one might expect. You want to give a sense of completion on one hand, but a sense that there’s another piece, more to come. We tried one and then Steve Kloves, the screen writer,
came up with the idea to try it another way, and when we tried that it just felt right.”

Jamie: So he hasn’t actually given us any information on where it’s going to be?

Andrew: Right.

Matt: No. They’re going to kill us with this.

Jamie: Yeah, that’s true.

Matt: They really are.

Andrew: And we probably won’t even hear about it until the movie is actually released. I would imagine they want to keep that top secret, right?

Matt: I really hope it does keep a secret. I want to be surprised.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Yeah, you want to be surprised but you know everyone’s going to ask that. “Where is going to be split? Where is going to be split? Where is going to be split?”

Andrew: But I mean they could cover it up if they really tried.

Matt: Yeah, well I mean also though an employee from Warner Brothers might leak it. I mean it has happened.

Eric: There’s a budget and you have to figure out if they decided to purchase a few days filming time inside where they’re filming Malfoy Manor or not and boom you have…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: …where they’re cutting it…

Andrew: Well…

Eric: …exactly.

Andrew: …but they are filming it everything all at once. Parts one and two so…

Eric: Oh, right. Okay.

Andrew: It may be harder. But Dan also added that it’s a very tense cliff hanger. But I’m happy to see that they tried a non-traditional way, so maybe it’s not going to be at the Malfoy Manor.

Matt: Well I think what Heyman was talking about like it’s not one where one would expect.

Andrew: Right.

Matt: I think it’s basically him just turning down all the rumors that everyone’s talking about as Shell Cottage and Malfoy Manor.

Andrew: Maybe.

Matt: Because those seem to be the most popular ones that everyone is talking about.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: So he may be saying, “No, no, no…”

Jamie: Yeah, but…

Matt: “… that’s not it.”

Jamie: …if it’s not linear – you know it has to follow some type of linear pattern because you can’t have a half an hour first film and then a six hour second film, you know.

Andrew: Well, right.

Eric: So you’re saying they won’t stop after the Seven Potters?

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: It’s not just going to be the first movie.

Andrew: That would suck.

Jamie: Yeah.

Matt: I mean to be honest we’re all going to know what happens after the cliff hanger anyway.

Andrew: It’s not going to be so much of a cliff hanger for everyone who knows the book story, but I think they can pull it off where…

Jamie: It is for other people, yeah.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah, it is for other people, and even us a little bit.

Eric: Well yeah, because we want to see how they capture it. Like…

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah, exactly.

Matt: It might be like – I’m trying to think of some kind cliff hanger and maybe it might be like the showdown between McGonagall and Snape before Snape…

Jamie: Yeah but that’s only important for like, fans of the books.

Matt: Yeah, I don’t know.

Jamie: Wait, for other people it would just be two old people looking at each other.

Eric: Yeah. And then on the other hand – are you calling Alan Rickman old?

Jamie: No, no, but in the films Snape’s not exactly in his first flush of youth.

Matt: Yeah.

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: Anyway, the – what was I going to say? But then, on the other hand say that they’re going to actually be able to keep in a lot more of what was in the book because of all this extra time they have now.

Matt: Yeah, that’s right. That’s really nice.

Eric: It’s really confusing.

Andrew: It’s really good to hear though, because knowing they’re going to take their time with this, they’re going to put in everything they need to have a great final send off. It really is a win-win. Warner Brothers makes a ton of extra money off an eighth film, and we get to see more from Book 7.

Jamie: Yeah, but don’t you think like the bigger they set themselves up, the harder they can fall if they screw it up? Like if…

Andrew: Oh definitely.

Eric: Technically. But have you hated Harry Potter movie, Jamie? Is there a Harry Potter movie you just can’t stand?

Jamie: Well, I don’t want to incriminate myself, but…

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: You’re pleading the fifth.

Jamie: Yeah, exactly.

Andrew: But I mean, they really, they know what they’re doing at this point and I trust them. I trust…

Jamie: Well, that’s nice.


Eric at the Exhibition


Andrew: …my Warner Brothers. [laughs] Okay and lastly in the news talk this week, it’s not so much as news, but the Harry Potter Exhibition did open. So, well, that part’s news. But Eric got to check it out in an exclusive fan site preview. He went on behalf of MuggleNet. And Eric, tell us all about it. I know Micah has questions written up too, and we’ll throw some questions at you, but can you give us the general overview first? What did you think of this? How great was it?

Eric: It was really great. It truly was really great. The Harry Potter Exhibition, it’s here until the end of September actually, it’s here in Chicago. And it just opened up last Thursday. We went Wednesday, some of the web site heads. Like it was me from MuggleNet, Jeff from HPNF, and a few other people from a few other sites, but it was a lot fun. We were in there for an hour long, we got an hour. But you could easily spend an hour and a half in there. And it’s this, pretty much this collection of props and they’re all arranged – and costumes and stuff – and all arranged in this really themed and scenic way. And well it’s an exhibition. What else can you say? Except that it’s really awesome. It’s a great experience, it’s set up well and it’s just absolutely incredible.

Micah: Is it tour guided? Or can you spend as much time there as you want?

Eric: You can spend as much time there as you want, yeah. There’s a bit in the beginning where you get sorted and they have a Brit who they hired to do that.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: But…

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Jamie, you should’ve gotten that job.

Matt: You really should.

Jamie: I should’ve applied, that would have been cool.

Eric: Yeah, it would’ve been cool. You always have a place to stay in Chicago. But…

Jamie: Thanks.

Eric: …yeah, it was a really good experience it was awesome. And, we’ll get to the questions and whatever, but I have to say that you guys have to see it. I can’t see…

Andrew: I’m dying to.

Eric: I can’t see why it wouldn’t go to LA which we’ll also talk about later and I have reason to believe. But they won’t release yet exactly where they’re going next after this, that’ll come soon.

Andrew: Right.

Eric: But yeah, overall it was an exhibit group, Giltspurs is the name that organized it, Warner Brothers Consumer Products and the Museum of Science and Industry which is where it’s held. They built this extra sort of facility onto the building in order to house the exhibition which was really cool.

Andrew: Really?

Matt: Huh.

Eric: Yeah.

Matt: That’s really cool.


Exhibition: Interactive


Micah: So you mentioned the Sorting Hat before. Do they sort everyone, or are they going to sort everyone? Or is that just something specific to your tour that you got?

Eric: Yes, everyone in terms of visitors – it was basically only volunteers they sorted. In our group of ten or twelve, they sorted two of us. And it was only because we volunteered.

Micah: Okay.

Andrew: Did you get sorted?

Eric: Yeah, well I got sorted.

Andrew: What house were you in?

Eric: Gryffindor.

Andrew: Oh, of course. Yeah.

Matt: Of course.

Andrew: What kind of questions did they ask?

Eric: Like, what do you mean, questions?

Andrew: Well, how’d you get sorted? Like, what happened?

Eric: Magic.

Andrew: Oh, [laughs]. I see.

Matt: [laughs] Duh.

Eric: Magic, Andrew. No but the Sorting Hat, the voice of the sorting hat from the movies and stuff – it was really realistic and fun. And it was adaptive too, like. Yeah, it was magic.

Andrew: That is pretty cool. I like how they have interactive elements there. Like,
what other ones were there? The mandrake pulling? Like, how did that work?

Eric: Well and that’s the other thing too. Is that they have interspersed through these costumes and props which in themselves…

Andrew: Through…

Eric: …are so exciting to just see. I never thought I’d be so enthused to see something.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: It’s because of the detail that goes into it which is incredible. But interspersed with that, there were these hands-on – literally hands-on – parts of the museum, which were really cool. So they had, after you get sorted, the next one would be the mandrakes that you get to, in the order this tour was set up. Basically there’s a Herbology table with some of the old Herbology stuff – no earmuffs though…

Andrew: Aww.

Eric: …and Professor Sprout’s costume. Basically there’s a sign that says, “Please Pull” and there’s these mandrakes that are in pots and you just yank them and they come out fully formed and start screaming. They’re really life-like. It’s pretty exciting.

Micah: Reading through your review, there was one part where you said there were artifacts that – there are many artifacts beyond the entry point – it kind of left you believing that you left some of them out in your review?

Eric: Yes.

Micah: What else was there that you maybe didn’t touch on in your review?


Exhibition: Portraits


Eric: In the review? Okay, good. There were – well, first of all, there were a lot of portraits that were A) portraits or B) TV screens so they were animated portraits.

Matt: Oh, that’s cool.

Andrew: Did they talk?

Eric: I didn’t want to say, “Oh, by the way, they were TV screens.” You guys won’t know what I’m saying unless I say that, but animated portraits, which of them there were a few. There were a few of them. They were exciting. The Fat Lady is also right when you come in.

Matt: Which Fat Lady?

Eric: The Fat Lady?

Andrew: THE Fat Lady.

Matt: There’s two!

Andrew: The Gryffindor.

Eric: Yeah, the Gryffindor portrait.

Matt: The one from Prisoner of Azkaban or the one from Sorcerer’s Stone?

Andrew: Oh, that’s irrelevant.

Matt: I was just wondering!

Eric: It’s the one from Prisoner of Azkaban.

Matt: Ah! Okay.

Eric: They have her. You can actually walk through the door, the portrait-hole thing. It’s actually just around the frame they have her on, but it’s cool anyway.

Andrew: So what are these, I saw a video of it and it really does look amazing.

Eric: You saw a video of it?

Andrew: Of the exhibit.

Eric: Oh, by USA Today?

Andrew: Yeah yeah, that one.

Eric: Oh, I didn’t get that. That one wouldn’t play for me. But I was there so.


Exhibition: Designers


Andrew: But, yeah, it just looks so well done. It looks really impressive. What did the designers have to say? How much work went into designing it? Was it the exhibition people who did most of that or was it Warner Brothers or what? Do you know?

Eric: Yeah, the exhibition people did it and Warner Brothers came in when it came time to decide specifically which props they would be getting and the – actually, let me get my press materials book because they gave us like ten thousand facts about the exhibit. It’s awesome!

Andrew: What kind of effort went into the designing process?

Eric: Yeah, the effort. Well, basically, one of the reasons they gave it in Chicago was that the Museum of Science and Industry was willing to build this customized area.

Andrew: Ah.

Eric: Basically, this is the first stop on a tour that will be going for like five years. This exhibit is going to be going around the world, so it will be international, for like five years. So in order to make sure they had everything right, they needed this flexible working space. You know, to see if – because one of the tallest set pieces is the chess piece.

Andrew: Oh wow.

Eric: Like the chess pieces from Sorcerer’s Stone. They’re going to switch some of them out they said later, but the rook – I think, yeah, we saw the pawn and the rook – but the rook is like nine feet tall.

Jamie: That’s insane.

Eric: Think of the detail too, because…

Andrew: That’s amazing though.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: It’s so great they found something to do with all of these items because otherwise…

Eric: Well, exactly! Because otherwise, they’d just be in a shed somewhere. Okay, so basically they just came up with this living space and this exhibit was, I guess, how they wanted it. The whole collaborative effort between these Giltspur people and Warner Brothers. They described it as ideal and very co-creative and exciting for everyone involved.


Exhibition: Audio Tour


Micah: You mentioned at the end of your review that there’s a tour, an audio tour that can be had with David Heyman and David Yates. Was this not implemented in the exhibition when you went?

Eric: Yeah, we checked in at a desk downstairs and did this thing and the way I understood it, I guess if we asked we may have been able to – it was ready, because the museum was premiering the next day but none of us got the audio tour. And what it is, its certain set pieces in the exhibit have a commentary track just like you would at any museum audio tour, listening in and some of them are – what they did is they compiled an audio track with comments from David Yates, David Heyman and some
of the other film makers and set designers, all that kind of stuff and made it into this audio tour which you can take with you when you view the exhibit. I think that would’ve probably taken up more time than what we had…

Micah: Right.

Eric: We had an hour because we had to get to the Round Table afterwards so yeah…

Matt: Mhm.

Eric: …they didn’t offer any of us the audio tours, but it is incentive to come back. [laughs]

Andrew: Now, what – did they record all that stuff for the exhibit or is it clips from past interviews?

Eric: No, no, no, it is just for the exhibit.

Andrew: Oh, that’s awesome. You can probably learn a lot from that.

Eric: Yeah, yeah. Actually the guy who was at the – hang on a sec, I have his name – yeah Eddie Newquist who is the President of the exhibit group, Giltspurs Branded Entertainment – he was the guy on the Round Table representing them and he said that they actually went to Leavesden Studios probably even during filming of one of the movies, probably six – yeah wouldn’t be seven yet. And they asked for certainly some commentary, like they said, “We’ll just take an hour or two of your time if we can.”
and it turns out they were there for like a day or two, gathering all this insight because the filmmakers…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: …were all that enthusiastic and supportive. Yeah, so I haven’t listened to it but apparently the audio track is something that is really cool.

Andrew: That is pretty sweet. That’s a good reason to come back a second time because I’m sure a lot – the first time you go you may not want to have to listen to that audio track thing, so, that’s cool.

Eric: Yeah.


Exhibition: Future Items


Micah: Any plans to add to this? I mean with Deathly Hallows you just said it’s going to be around for five years. Did anyone ask if they are going to add to this exhibition as it moves across the world?

Eric: Yes. They are.

Andrew: Across the world.

Eric: Yeah. They’re going to be adding and taking pieces, mostly adding from what I get, or at least from what they said because of the new movies as you say. So it will be a changing exhibit with new set pieces as they become available. They already had some stuff from movie six; Ron’s Quidditch outfit and Slughorn’s outfit as well and some Wanted posters for the Carrows and Bellatrix and all that stuff that’s from the sixth movie so that was really awesome to see. And it’s in there, you know just with the rest of the stuff so it’s like this whole, entire complete collection, happy family.

Andrew: Well, thanks Eric, for that. It sounds like a lot of fun and I hope it comes to L.A.

Eric: Yeah. Well about that…

Andrew: And in case anyone is wondering – what?


Exhibition: Future Stops


Eric: About that. They haven’t released yet, officially, where they’re going next…

Andrew: Right.

Eric: But I’ve been looking at this – this press packet here and also in other publications in the newspapers and stuff…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: And they slate Chicago as the only mid-west U.S. location of this tour.

Andrew: Oh.

Eric: And so I guess that that is official.

Andrew: So they’ll go west, and they’ll go east and they’ll go south. Presumably.

Eric: No, they won’t go south. Because if you go south of the mid-west you’re still in the mid-west, in my opinion.

Andrew: well I mean Florida or something.

Eric: Oh, yeah, yeah…

Andrew: South, south…

Eric: Right, right. I mean what doesn’t L.A. have?

Matt: I’m so confused.

Eric: Besides Equus. What doesn’t L.A. get?

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: So I think L.A. will definitely get this. I’m inclined to say New York but at the same time, when it goes somewhere it is there for three or four months and surely the international fans will get pissed if it just stays in the U.S. for like a year.

Andrew: Yeah. I mean I think they’re going to bring it through all the stops in the U.S. first because it must cost a lot of money to bring it overseas, so…

Eric: Yeah that is the other thing too…

Andrew: …it’s not like they’ll travel back and forth.

Eric: …but they’ve already started – they’ve already done that with starting in the middle of the country. If you go west, you have to go east. Say they wanted to go to LA…

Andrew: Yeah but you got to start somewhere.

Eric: Yeah, yeah.

Andrew: I mean, they probably want to start in the U.S. first, for some reason.

Eric: Well it makes sense to me that they’d hit New York, go over to London…

Andrew: Right, right. Well maybe scheduling conflicts. Perhaps, but yeah I’m sure no museum is going to miss out on taking up an opportunity that would obviously bring in a lot of money I’m sure.

Eric: Yeah, geez. Absolutely. And you guys have to try the Quaffle Toss, that is my favorite part of the…

Andrew: Oh! I cannot wait.

Jamie: I bet you can’t.

Eric: One of those hands-on things.

[Andrew laughs]

Andrew: Well if anyone is interested in checking out the exhibition in Chicago, right at the top of MuggleNet on the homepage we have links to purchase tickets and also the official site and that goes to MSI Chicago and also HarryPotterExhibition.com site. Thanks Eric!

Eric: Yep.


Announcements: Podcast Alley


Andrew: Moving on to – so that concludes our very long news segment, but moving along to the announcements this week, don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley at the beginning of the month, like I said at the start of the show.

Matt: MuggleCast May!

Andrew: It is MuggleCast May, as everyone knows. You must vote for us every month that starts with May.

Jamie: I didn’t know this was still going on.

Matt: Yeah.

Jamie: Oh, it feels like old times again.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Does that bring you back Jamie?

Jamie: It does. I feel like I haven’t left.


Announcements: Transcript Update


Andrew: Also, Micah, you have a transcript update for us?

Micah: Yeah, just an update. We’ve been adding transcripts really a lot over the course of the last few weeks. Everyone’s doing a good job in terms of transcribing the past shows that we haven’t been able to get up over the course of the last few months so we’re catching up and everyone’s doing a good job, so be sure to check out the transcript page when you have a chance. We’re featuring a lot of the interviews we’ve done in the past. Jamie, since you haven’t been on the show, we’ve replaced you with Patrick Doyle and Mary GrandPre.

[Andrew and Jamie laugh]

Jamie: Awesome.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: So…

Jamie: That’s an upgrade definitely.

Andrew: They’re regular hosts.

Matt: Yeah.

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Andrew: Well, thanks Micah, for that and thanks to all the transcribers who have been working so diligently to get those completed and get those online. We really appreciate it as do our listeners who like reading what we say.


Announcements: Listener Tweets


Andrew: Our next segment is something new that we haven’t really done before. We’re taking questions from Twitter and just a generic title we’ll call it Twitter Question Mailbag and these…

Jamie: Wow.

Andrew: …were sent to us through our Twitter account at Twitter.com/MuggleCast – I know it’s not that original, but whatever.

[Jamie laughs]


Listener Tweet: Why Fred?


Andrew: So we got ten here and they’re about the books or movies and the fandom and our podcast, but we wanted to sort of open it up and discuss whatever the listeners wanted us to discuss. And this first one – it starts off – we’re starting off with a book question.

It’s from WestleyRose, and he says, “Why do you think Jo decided to kill off Fred instead of George? Did Jo have some sort of hatred of Fred that we don’t know about?”

Jamie: Maybe she just flipped a coin.

Micah: Yeah.

Jamie: Something like that.

Eric: Maybe she meant to kill George.

Jamie: Oh yeah. Maybe she screwed it up.

Andrew: I wonder why – I wonder why she did do that. Was there any specific reason or…

Matt: Well Fred was the most in the foreground of the twins.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: And he was the most wittiest.

Micah: Yeah, well, plus George – didn’t he get his ear blown off earlier in the book? I mean, that would be kind of unfair.

Jamie: Yeah.

Micah: I mean, you get your ear blown off and then you die.

Matt: It’s not the most level of punishments.

Jamie: Yeah.

Eric: Well, which is worse? Getting your ear blown off and then dying, putting you out of your misery? Or getting your ear blown off and then having your brother die?

Matt: Either getting your ear blown off or being crushed to death?

Andrew: I’d rather be crushed to death.

Matt: I don’t know that’s…

Andrew: I need two ears for my iPod headphones.

Eric: Who would rather be crushed to death? Honestly, even if your ears blown off, you can still hear out of it, or at least one ear.

Matt: I know but you’d look weird the rest of your life, you look unbalanced.

Jamie: I thought it depended on the way it hit your ear and stuff. Or maybe I’m just being stupid because I remember reading somewhere that hearing depends on the way sounds hit your ear but I could just be really gullible. Somebody told me that.

Eric: No, no, you’re right. But at least he still has the other ear that he could hear out of. I mean, you’d rather be crushed to death than deaf in one ear? Really?

Jamie: What’s this crushed to death coming from?

Matt: No, I’d rather have one ear.

Eric: That’s what Matt said.

Jamie: Matt, you’re sick.

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Matt: What?!

Andrew: I’m reading a little interview from J. K. Rowling, actually with one of the hosts from the Today Show asked her about the Fred/George thing and she said, “I always knew it was going to be Fred. I suppose looking back I think that most people would have expected it to be George, I think, because that’s the ringleader. He’s always been the investigator. He’s slightly harder than George. George is slightly
gentler. Fred is normally the funnier, but also the crueller of the two. So they might have thought that George was the vulnerable one and therefore the one to die.”

Jamie: Maybe, yeah.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: And she went on to say that it wasn’t easier to kill Fred instead of George, so I don’t know.

Eric: Actually that kind of makes sense that Fred died because if he was the one who was making the more hurtful wise cracks, or making more jokes, he was the one who died with the smile on his face.

Andrew: Right, that’s true. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Matt: That’s true. Aw, that’s so cute.

Andrew: So Jo didn’t totally answer it, but I wonder why she’s always known it would be Fred.

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: It’s just a game to her or…

Micah: Maybe someone named Fred bullied her in school and that’s why she’s always known.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: “I will kill off Fred.”

Jamie: That would be so weird though if every character had done something like their fate to her.

Andrew: Right.

Jamie: So George had like poked her in the ear or something.

Andrew: Right. Well we have heard that she has based some of her characters off of real life people.

Eric: As soon as she – she stopped saying that halfway in to the series because people kept claiming that they were the ones she…

Jamie: Oh, right, yeah.

Andrew: Oh, right. Right.

Matt: That would kind of stink though if you’re reading her books and she named one of the characters after you and then your character died.

Jamie: Yeah, that wouldn’t be nice at all.

Matt: Kind of like, “What? What did I do?”

Jamie: Especially, if you thought that she really liked you or something and then you died.


Listener Tweet: End of MuggleCast?


Andrew: [laughs] Yeah! Well, next question is from Jimmy. He says, “What will you talk about after the ‘Deathly Hallows’ films are released? Will the encyclopedia be enough to keep MuggleCast alive?”

Micah: Jamie, I think you should answer this…

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: Ummm… I think the MuggleCast flame is eternal and can’t ever be extinguished.

Andrew: I do too. I do too. There will always be Harry Potter news.

Jamie: Just to avoid the issue.

Andrew: It’s just a question of how often these episodes will come out.

Jamie: That’s true, yeah. Exactly.

Andrew: So, the part two of Movie 7 comes out July 15, 2011, so…

Jamie: Man, that’s a long time away.

Andrew: …we still got – yeah.

Matt: That’s two more years.

Andrew: And by that time MuggleCast would have run for seven years, so – hey, a seven-year run is not that bad! I’ll take that.

Matt: Wow.

Jamie: Yeah, but if we get there we should probably go for the full decade. We can’t really stop halfway there.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: That is true.

Eric: So I guess the answer to Jimmy’s question is – well, actually, he said, “Will the encyclopedia be enough to keep MuggleCast alive?” [laughs]

Andrew: Well, I hope the encyclopedia is out before 2011 – or July 2011. Don’t you guys think?

Jamie: I think.

Matt: Yeah. Definitely.

Jamie: Surely it’s less going to come down to what Harry Potter stuff there is…

[Eric laughs]

Jamie: …than Andrew’s enthusiasm for editing shows, putting stuff out, stuff like that.

Andrew: [laughs] Just make a tech show, a MuggleCast tech show.

Jamie: Yeah! That’s what we should do, we should look at the latest technology. And Transformers and Wolverine and all these cool new films as well.

Andrew: Right… [laughs]

Eric: Yeah, the non-Harry Potter, Harry Potter podcast.

Jamie: Yeah.

Matt: It’s never been done.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Well, I just hope that the encyclopedia doesn’t come out in 2015 or something. I think she should do it around the movie hype.

Eric: Oh, give her time to realize that she misses it like crazy.


Listener Tweet: Cut from the Film


Andrew: Yeah, that’s true. [laughs] Next question from Walty: “What is your favorite book scene that was cut from the film?” I’m trying to think of any but it doesn’t bother me when scenes are cut.

Micah: Oh, here, I’ve got it.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: What, Micah?

Micah: I would – this is not really a scene, it’s more of a group of scenes. If you go back to Prisoner of Azkaban, the whole Marauder backstory…

Eric: Ditto.

Micah: …being cut from the films I think was the…

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Oh, yeah.

Micah: …big one for me.

Matt: I guess for me – I think one of the – the scene in Order of the Phoenix when Harry was taking his O.W.L.s and he showed up Professor Umbridge when he did his Patronus in front of her and he just kind of smirked at her and walked off.

Eric: I don’t remember that.

Matt: I thought that was funny. Yeah, it was when he was doing his O.W.L.s to one of the teachers and they said, “I hear you can do a Patronus.” And he goes, “Yes I can.” And then he does it and then he walks off…

Eric: Oh. That’s cool.

Matt: …and Umbridge was looking at him kind of sad.

Andrew: Yeah, well, and this sort of relates to what we were talking about with Movie 7 earlier. I think they have a lot – they do definitely have a lot of extra pressure and expectations are much higher to get everything right and get everything in.

Matt: Mhm.

Eric: Yeah, I mean…

Andrew: But…

Eric: …like what you said initially about not being that upset about cut scenes – with the exception of the Marauders in Prisoner of Azkaban and possibly Snape’s Worst Memory where we thought we were going to see more – yeah, I’m more interested in if they tell the story in an exciting way. You know…

Andrew: Yeah, yeah.

Eric: …in a way that fits everything that they’re doing and still surprises me a little bit. I guess I like to be surprised, but not too surprised. [laughs]

MuggleCast 174 Transcript (continued)


Listener Tweet: Harry and Potions


Andrew: All right, next question is from Lisa E.: “Do you feel that Harry continued to be brilliant at Potions or was it all left behind with the Potions book in the Room of Requirement?”

Jamie: I don’t think Harry’s ever going to be good at Potions.

Eric: That’s true.

Matt: Yeah. It wasn’t a trait that he did get from his mom.

Jamie: It’s true, yeah.

Andrew: I guess he wasn’t exactly – he probably didn’t feel the need to practice it after getting out of Hogwarts, so…

Jamie: Here’s a question.

Matt: Yeah, but he’s more – yeah?

Jamie: No, I was going to say, here’s a question. Do you think he’s setting a bad example or a good example to schoolchildren? Because he’s using his own initiative, he’s finding a book, he’s using other people’s advice, but then he’s not really doing it himself. But he’s succeeding so, you know – it’s a tough one.

Matt: Well, it is a pretty common human trait, though. I mean, a lot of people do do the same. It only proves that, you know, Harry isn’t…

Micah: He’s a cheater.

Matt: …like, the most perfect person. Well, whatever works, you know?

[Micah laughs]

Jamie: Well, it’s true, yeah.

Andrew: Yeah. I don’t think it’s really setting a bad example because – you’re saying for people who read the story?

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: Or people in the wizarding world? Yeah, I mean everyone’s been that situation where they’re cheating a little bit.

Jamie: Or really Andrew? We haven’t Oh my God what are you saying!?

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Andrew: Well, I cheat. I have an iPhone. I can’t help it.

Eric: Well, back to the Twitter question too – it’s not like Snape’s book was instructive in a way that allowed Harry to easily – more easily – to learn what it is he was doing. Basically Snape’s book was a book of short cuts. And a book of, you know, different ingredients that worked better and were slightly easier to concoct, you know, more efficient. So Harry wasn’t really learning the art of potions he was just learning how to make certain potions a better way and there was nothing that was instructive about what makes someone a better potions person. It was just a set of ingredients and ways he had to mix them.

Micah: He was just using the CliffNotes version of the potions book, basically.

[Jamie laughs]


Listener Tweets: Harry Potter Shipping


Andrew: Next question is from Jose Valencia: “What is everyone’s favorite slash coupling?” Oh.

Matt: Ooh.

Andrew: So we would all know, slash would mean the same sex.

Matt: Shipping.

Andrew: Ah, I think the biggest one has always been Sirius/Lupin and that’s my favorite.

Jamie: I agree.

Matt: It doesn’t have to be the same sex.

Eric: I’m with you on that one too, I think that’s…

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: It’s the most canon compliant maybe? That’s not why I like it.

Andrew: Jamie, do you remember the days – why do you like it then?

Eric: Actually that is why I like it.

[Andrew and Jamie laugh]

Jamie: Why? Because it’s compliant?

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: Yeah!

Andrew: It fits. I like it.

Eric: Actually yes. That is why I like it.

Andrew: Jamie, I don’t know if we ever said this on the show before but remember the days when we were going to plan a segment like that to discuss that?

Jamie: Um…

Andrew: Have a discussion on that?

Eric: Yeah, I think I was 20 or something.

Jamie: Ages ago, yeah, yeah.

Matt: Oh God, that takes you back doesn’t it?

Jamie: Oh, I’m going to starting crying in a second.

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Andrew: Well, it’s funny because actually we received an e-mail the other day suggesting that we do a discussion on that.

Jamie: Why? On that pairing? On Remus/Sirius?

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: Well, we could do that, next show.

Eric: That reminds me – you were supposed to do the show notes for that show, Jamie. It was going to be the show about Remus and Sirius.

Jamie: Ahh, I don’t think I was. [laughs]

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Yeah well I don’t think you were either because you didn’t but you said you were going to. We are all looking to you to do it.

Jamie: Oh, oops, oops.

Andrew: But then I said, I don’t think we should because I thought it was a little too inappropriate for our listeners. That was when I was in my, “Oh my God, we can’t say any curse words or anything.”

Eric: Homophobic?

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: What?! No. No!

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: I’m saying that was in the days when I thought we should never curse and we should be very, very friendly – family friendly.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: All right, next question…

Matt: Wait, okay, you didn’t even asked Micah or me.

Andrew: I heard Micah say, “Yeah.”

Matt: Oh.

Micah: To what? Is that what that means? That slash? I thought it was generally any coupling.

Matt: No, it was just a coupling, coupling generic.

Jamie: I thought that as well.

Andrew: Oh, I thought slash meant…

Eric: That’s just Andrew’s gay mind reading it.

[Andrew laughs]

Matt: It’s a shipping, like Ron/Hermione and Harry/Ginny.

Eric: Actually, actually…

Matt: It’s a shipping. I said shipping!

Eric: No, there is slash.

Andrew: Yeah, there is such a thing…

Eric: Because it’s in quotes.

Andrew: Right.

Eric: It is in British quotes. Otherwise he would have just said, what’s your favorite coupling?

Andrew: Exactly. Or what’s your favorite ship?

Micah: Oh.

Eric: So it is slash. That was the question. But on Twitter, there are so many slashes and dollar signs and…

[Micah laughs]

Eric: …freaking numerical pages. “At” symbols.

Matt: Yes, there are.

Micah: That’s true.

Andrew: You never know.

Matt: Then I would say Dumbledore/Grindelwald.

Andrew: Ooh, oh yeah.

Micah: I would say Fleur/Hermione. And yes, I can make it up.

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: Yes, you can make it up.

Andrew: I think Ben would say that too. You should write that story.

Eric: Actually, I’m joining Micah’s ship.

Micah: Yeah, I – what’s that?

Jamie: That would be so cool if you became some famous erotic fiction writer.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Jamie: Your handle can be like Miss-something – I can’t think of something.

Andrew: That would be amazing.

Jamie: But that would be insane and if you made millions out of it and they had you on Oprah, and that would be so cool.


Listener Tweet: MPAA


Andrew: All right, next question is from soccermanic, something like that: “I just saw movie ratings and saw that the Terminator movie is rated PG-13, while all the other ones have been rated R. MPAA = laid back.”

Jamie: And that is what Twitter does to language nowadays. Look at that! It says “MPAA = laid b-a-k.” Oh my God.

Andrew: Well, you’re absolutely right.

Eric: Soccer man-nee-ac.

Jamie: Man-i-ac.

Andrew: It’s not helping writers.

Jamie: No, it’s not.

Andrew: Yeah, I don’t know. We did talk about it earlier, so we won’t spend time on it again.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: But it is pretty messed up. Next one comes from theweasleyclan. “After the Battle of Hogwarts, how or who do you think the trio
first shared their tale adventure with?” So the story got all wrapped up and then, who was the first, you know, group or person they told?

Micah: J.K. Rowling.

[Everyone laughs]

Matt: A publisher. Who said that?

Andrew: Or it could have been their best friends or the Weasleys – I can imagine them all going back to the Weasley house.

Jamie: Who’s going to believe it? Like…

Andrew and Matt: Well…

Andrew: They were all there.

Matt: Yeah. [laughs] They were all kind of there.

Eric: They wouldn’t tell Rita Skeeeter.

Jamie: So do you mean like, they talked about it? Like they talked about it…

Matt: Yeah.

Jamie: With each other?

Matt: Right, right.

Jamie: They were like, oh that was horrible that one bit, and…

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: I bet they had one outman ship, like who had the worst time and then Harry just turns and went, I died.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: And Emma and Ron, er, Hermione and Ron went, oh…

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: You win.

Jamie: In a way George actually didn’t have that bad of time.

Andrew: No, he just…

Eric: Had his ear blown off.

Andrew: Yeah. I’d rather die, than die and come back. I mean, you don’t want to see death and come back, do you?

Eric: Dude, this is like Christian – just stop…

Jamie: Yeah.


Listener Tweet: 24 Hour MuggleCast – Hell Yeah!


Andrew: [laughs] All right, final two questions now. This next one is from Cameo Eric: “Would you be doing another 24 hour live podcast again?” Well, it was 12 hour, but…

Jamie: It was 12 hours, wasn’t it? And, Andrew? Your stamina was incredible. Half way through I was just like… [laughs]

Andrew: Well, you had time working against you. I mean it was late.

Jamie: Well, yeah, but, that is true, that is true.

Andrew: So, I don’t know if I have another 12 hours in me. I don’t think we can do it for MuggleCast. I think if we could do it for a general discussion for 12 hours we can definitely do it but, we couldn’t call it a MuggleCast 12-Hour Live Show.

Jamie: That’s true, because it wouldn’t be about Harry Potter.

[All talk at once]

Andrew: Yeah. I don’t know, maybe sometime we will attempt at something like that again, that can be fun. Well…

Matt: I actually wouldn’t mind doing it too.

Andrew: Well…

Jamie: Oh, I have a thing to say here. Me and my girlfriend want to go travelling and do a project, like a charity project, so if people want to hear another podcast thing, because I know Mason did one with his charity, did he? Did he do one for his charity?

Andrew: Right. Yes. American Cancer Society.

Jamie: Yeah, that’s it. I would be up for doing a 24 hour thing trying to raise some money for charity and stuff.

Andrew: Oh, that’s cool. Oh yeah, if those plans turn into something more, let us know. All right…

Matt: Like a telethon.

Jamie: You what?

Andrew: You know, like a telethon.

Jamie: What do you mean like a telephone?

Andrew: It’s like you call in on a live show and people call in and…

Jamie: Oh, yeah, yeah.

Andrew: And have special guests.

Eric: Jamie, you could give them sex advice.

[Matt laughs]

Jamie: No, no that’s Micah’s job now that he’s turning into an erotic fiction writer.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: I love how Jamie takes jokes said throughout the show and connects them all.

Micah: Brings them forward.

Yeah, I think that’s why people love Jamie so much because he connects…

Jamie: Aww, thanks!

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: It’s beautiful.

Micah: Not because he has an accent, it has nothing to do with it.

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: I love you too.


Listener Tweet: Azkatraz


Andrew: Well, last question is from DianaBow: “What are your plans for Azkatraz? How many of you guys are going to the midnight release there?”

Jamie: This makes me sad.

Eric: Time to break the news.

Andrew: I don’t think Jamie is going.

Jamie: I want to go.

Andrew: But we are going to have a MuggleCast meet up and we are going to have a – Eric are you going?

Eric: You know it’s not a midnight release anymore.

Andrew: Yeah, we are going to do it a few hours earlier. We still have to figure out that whole panel.

Eric: Yeah. So it might not be, I think it would be cool if it was still midnight, but there is no point. And not only because I’m upset with the W.B., but actually you guys, Azkatraz is at the mercy of the IMAX Theater at the moment.

Andrew: Yeah, exactly.

Eric: Because the IMAX Theater no longer has, or no longer will have a midnight show. So basically IMAX has to tell Azkatraz what time they can see the movie.

Andrew: But…

Eric: They are working on it. But yeah…

Andrew: It will be earlier in the night, we heard around 8 or 9 o’clock, so we would have the podcast after that.

Eric: I heard no sooner than 10, but at the same time the 10 o’clock show would get done at midnight and we would have the live podcast around 12:30 or so.

Matt: That – that sounds good.

Andrew: Right.

Matt: Regardless we’ll still be at Azkatraz.

Eric: Anyways, I’ll be at Azkatraz. What about you guys?

Andrew: Yeah, I’m – all of us, the rest of us.

Micah: Yeah!

Andrew: Besides Jamie.

[Dog barks]

Micah: Whoa! Whose dogs are going to be there?

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Eric’s.

Eric: My dog won’t be but that’s him barking.

Andrew: [laughs] But we are also going to do a MugglCast meet up at Azkatraz where we just sit around talking with everyone and we will order pizza for everyone and it will be a lot of fun. Also we are going to have a “How to Podcast” thing. A couple of us, I’m going to wrangle…

Eric: It’s a cheap…

Andrew: On us who to podcast. No, it will be a fun little thing.

Micah: We don’t know how to podcast.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Oh, I’m the master, I’m the podcast master.

Eric: How to strike it big! [laughs]

[Andrew laughs]

Andrew: Well, yeah that’s sort of what we could inform people too. And just one other thing – if you’re not going to Azkatraz – of course, now that the movie’s coming out a couple days beforehand, I thought we could do a live show on Ustream July 15th. So presumably everyone’ll go see it July 14th – the midnight release – so it’ll be the night of July 14th and then we’ll do one the following afternoon. And so that could be a fun way to interact with our listeners…

Eric: Not a bad idea.

Andrew: And I’m sure a lot of people would be down for that.

Eric: And plus seeing it in IMAX is a special thing altogether so it’s not like Azkatraz is not getting something special for us.

Andrew: Yeah, exactly.

Eric: But you know, because seeing it in IMAX is a big deal. I mean, I’m sure in L.A. they have IMAXs everywhere, but…

Andrew: Not everywhere. In the U.S. I mean.

Eric: Yeah, Yeah, so it’s a big deal, I think, still to me seeing it in IMAX.


New Segment: Audiofics


Andrew: Yeah, definitely. Oh yeah, it’s going to be awesome. So there was our Twitter Question Mailbag and that was fun, just going through a lot of random questions. Maybe we’ll do that again next time. Now here’s something else that we’re going to try, new for the first time. As a lot of people know we have the wonderful MuggleNet Fan Fiction at FanFiction.MuggleNet.com and they recently started something called audiofics and it’s basically a podcast, but every episode is a reading of a fan fiction, and the audiofic people came to us and said “Hey, can we get involved with MuggleCast somehow” too promote and all that, and I thought it’d be a great idea because in these days where we don’t have as much new to talk about with Harry Potter – let’s just face it – especially book-wise at least, something like this would work pretty well for the show. So, we selected a story for the first audiofic to be included here on MuggleCast and we’re about to play it for you now, but first here’s Rosey from Mugglenet Fan Fiction to tell you briefly about audio fictions and to intro the story, Rosey?

Rosey: Hi everyone, I’m Roxy Black from MuggleNet Fan Fiction and I’m here to tell you all about audio fictions. Since January we’ve been recording a selection of our favorite fan fictions from our very own authors and releasing them as a podcast known as audiofictions. Every episode contains a chapter or a full fiction from our archives and our team of mermuggles release new episodes, or chapters, on a near daily basis. If you don’t like reading stories on your screen you can now download our stories and take them away with you to listen to wherever and whenever you like. This story was released as Episode 11, and is read by the lovely Carrow and was written by Terry aka mudbloodproud. It’s called The Trials of a Best Man. Enjoy!

[Music begins]

Click here to view this Audiofic

[Audiofic outro music plays]

Andrew: All right, so there’s our first Audiofic on the show. We’re interested to hear your feedback about it. We all really enjoyed the story, but we want to know what you think of – you know, what you thought of the story, and if you think it’s a good thing to have here on MuggleCast. And if you do, we’ll start including them more. Maybe if you thought it was too short, or it was too long, let us know. Send – go to MuggleCast.com, click on “Contact” at the top, and send in your feedback about that. All right, Jamie, here’s a segment now that people have been waiting for, for a long time to return.


The Triumphant Return: British Joke of the Day


Jamie: Oh, no!

Andrew: It’s called the “British Joke of the Day.” It’s been around since probably Episode 3 or 4 of MuggleCast, and here we are at the 174th episode…

Jamie: Oh, don’t say it like that.

Andrew: …and we’re dying to hear another British joke.

Jamie: Don’t say it like that. Well, I might have a few, but do you guys know what a blacksmith is? I don’t know if that’s a British term, or…

Andrew: Yes. No, it’s used over here, too.

Jamie: All right, all right. Well, why do I call my dog “Blacksmith?”

Andrew: Why is that?

Jamie: Because every time I kick him in the bum, he makes a bolt for the door.

[Everyone laughs]

Jamie: All right, here’s one, here’s one. My girlfriend told me this. It is – what’s the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

Matt: What is it?

Jamie: A weasel’s weaselly recognizable, and a stoat’s stoatally different.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: I like how your girlfriend laughed in the background.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: She cracked herself up.

Jamie: I like it, and I have one more, but this is not – this is weird. I got this online, maybe. Maybe. Maybe.

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: Okay. A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller’s name is Patricia Whack. So he says, “Mrs. Whack, I’d like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation.” Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says, “Thirty thousand dollars.” The teller asks his name, and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it is okay because he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that 30,000 is a lot of money, and he’ll need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. The frog says, “Sure, I have this,” and produces a tiny pink porcelain pig about half an inch tall. It’s bright pink and perfectly formed (because that’s important). Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, “There is a frog called Kermit Jagger out there, who claims to know you and wants to borrow 30,000. He wants to use this as collateral.” She holds up the tiny pink pig and says, “What the hell is this?” And then the manager comes out and says, “It’s a knick knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Nice.

Jamie: Thanks. Thanks. All right…

Andrew: All right…

Jamie: …I think I’m done with the jokes.

Andrew: Well, there we go Jamie, I think you’ve redeemed yourself for the long wait we’ve all had for another British joke.

Eric: Oh, that felt so good.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]


Chicken Soup for the MuggleCast Soul


Andrew: And we’re going to wrap things up today with a “Chicken Soup for the MuggleCast Soul,” and Matt’s going to read it.

Matt: Okay, this episode’s “Chicken Soup for the MuggleCast Soul” comes from Esther, 14, from Comstock Park, Michigan, and she writes:

“Dear MuggleCasters, I have what I hope you will use as a ‘Chicken Soup for
the MuggleCast Soul’ on your show. I am an avid listener of both MuggleCast and the Leaky Cauldron‘s podcast, PotterCast. I love your show, and really appreciate what you do. I am the ultimate ‘Harry Potter’ geek. Therefore, I get a lot of teasing and weird looks from my peers, especially when I talk about and express my feelings for the ‘Harry Potter’ books. I’m showing my genuine love for something that has made me who I am and brought me joy like nothing ever has, can, or will, and they tell me to my face they think that that’s stupid. Whenever I hear, ‘That’s so geeky,’ the sound of it causes agony like nothing but a thousand heartbreaks could cause. It makes me feel so alone, but then I can just pull out my iPod and hit ‘Play.’ Then I can hear your voices, and I am reminded that I am not alone, that there are people out there who understand, and who give me something that makes me laugh out loud, sometimes cry, and just give mature conversation (sometimes) that my friends and peers cannot provide. So thank you. Thank you so much. You are my one and only link to the ‘Harry Potter’ fandom, and I cannot express what you do for me on a daily basis. Thank you a thousand times over. Esther.”

Jamie: Okay, that brought it all back.

Andrew: Thank you, Esther.

Jamie: That brought it all back.

Andrew: That was a very nice – yes, there you go, Jamie. [laughs] That was a very nice email. Yeah, I admit, when I started out – when we started with the show, I was such a social outcast. I – oh my God…

Matt: You? Really?

Andrew: …I can’t even begin to tell you guys. Yeah. But the podcast really helped me become more social, and hopefully it can help others, too. And we’re glad to hear that it helps Esther…

Jamie: You weren’t a social outcast, were you?

Andrew: …talk to – listen to us. What’s that?

Jamie: You weren’t, were you?

Eric: He did his school’s – he did his high school’s news, man. I did that.

Andrew: Well…

Eric: That makes…

Jamie: I did that as well.

Andrew: Hey – no! That’s – no. That has nothing to do with…

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: I was – the most social I was, was in TV Tech. Those guys rocked.

Jamie: Yeah.

Eric: TV Tech is cool.

Matt: Yeah. Yeah, everybody wants to be part of TV Tech.

Andrew: Steve Capella. Right, Jamie?

Jamie: Oh, yeah.

[Show music begins]

Andrew: You know him. Anyway.

[Matt laughs]


Contact Information


Andrew: Well that wraps up our show today. We just want to remind everybody about our contact information before we let everyone go. If you’d like to call in to the MuggleCast hotline with a voicemail question, a comment, or a listener rebuttal, in the United States dial 1 218-20-MAGIC, and if you’re in the United Kingdom you can dial 0208 144 0677. You can also Skype the username MuggleCast to leave your message, but no matter how you do it, just remember to try to keep it under a minute and eliminate as much background noise as possible. Also on MuggleCast.com, we have a handy Feedback Form you can get to by clicking the “Contact” link, and you’ll see there you can contact any one of us. Or just use our first name at staff dot mugglenet dot com, and that’s the best way you can send in a rebuttal about today’s show. And don’t forget our community outlets: We have the Twitter at Twitter.com/MuggleCast, and you can also fan us on Facebook, vote for us once a month on Podcast Alley, and you can also visit us on our MySpace, YouTube, Frappr, Last.FM, and also the Fanlisting and the Forums at MuggleCastFan.net.

Jamie: That would have been cool if I’d been like, “Andrew, I’ll handle this,” and I’d have been like, “If you want to send…”

[Everyone laughs]

Jamie: I would have…

Andrew: That would have been very funny.

Jamie: …remembered everything.


Show Outro


Andrew: All right, for – well, thanks everyone for listening. Jamie, it was great having you back on the show.

Jamie: It’s been great to be back. I want to come on next time, if possible. Maybe?

Andrew: Oh, definitely. Definitely, yeah.

Jamie: All right, cool.

Andrew: And we’ll work on a good discussion for next time as well.

Jamie: All right, awesome.

Andrew: All right. Thanks everyone again for listening. I’m Andrew Sims.

Eric: I’m Eric Scull.

Matt: I’m Matt Britton.

Micah: I’m Micah Tannenbaum.

Jamie: And I’m Jamie Lawrence.

Andrew: Thanks everyone for listening, we’ll see you next time for Episode 175. Bye.

Jamie: Bye-bye.

Matt: Bye.

Eric: Bye. Good-bye now, good-bye. Good-bye now.

Micah: [laughs] Later.

Eric: Bye.

[Show music continues]


Bloopers: Twitter


Jamie: By the way…

Andrew: Let’s get right into it. What?

Jamie: Sorry, can I say quickly, I think this show…

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: …could be epic, because it’s May the 4th, and do you remember that awesome Star Wars marketing thing that they had, when the film got released on May 4th, and they said, “May the fourth be with you”?

Andrew: Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Matt: Yeah.

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: Everyone’s saying that on Twitter today. Today’s Star Wars day.

Jamie: Oh really?

Matt: It’s the Twitter trend.

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: So, what’s happening with Twitter now? Is it actually huge? I’ve shunned it.

Matt: Oh yeah, it’s totally mainstream.

Eric: Google bought it, didn’t it?

Andrew: No.

Jamie: No.

Matt: No. I don’t think so.

Andrew: Rumoured to, but…

Jamie: Funny you should say that, because I just started reading this technology blog today that talked about that, and it said there’s no way Google’s going to buy it, because they can’t really spend a billion dollars when they still haven’t monetized YouTube and found out how to make huge amounts of money off that.

Andrew: Oh yeah, that’s true.

Matt: That’s true, yeah.

Jamie: We should buy it.

Eric: Didn’t they spend 2.5 million dollars on Twitter? I thought that they bought it, and that…

Andrew: Two point – no, no, no.

Jamie: 2.5 million? That’ll buy, like, [laughs] one of their servers or something.

Andrew: Yeah, that wouldn’t – yeah, Twitter’s going to go for a lot more than that. But anyway, let’s get into – [laughs] – that concludes today’s Tech Talk.

Jamie: Yeah.


Bloopers: Wolverine


Andrew: Let’s save the exhibition thing for the end, because…

Micah: All right.

Andrew: …it’s sort of in the middle of the movie stuff.

[Matt groans]

Jamie: Can I add one thing in here? Ask a quick question to all of you?

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: Have any of you seen Wolverine yet?

Andrew: Yes. It was fantastic.

Matt: Yes.

Jamie: How good was it?

Micah: No.

Andrew: It was top-notch.

Matt: It was all right.

Jamie: Awww.

Eric: It was fun to see, but I don’t think it was that well-made. It…

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: I kind of agree with that. Actually – no, I do agree.

Eric: It is not in the same league as X and X2, but…

Matt: X3, yeah. It’s definitely…

Eric: …I still enjoyed it. I did. But at the same time, I would enjoy anything with Hugh Jackman that lasted two hours, hopefully.

Andrew: Ohhh! Someone has a crush!

Matt: [laughs] You love Hugh Jamackan?

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: Or Hugh Jackman?

Eric: Hugh Jamackin?

Matt: Huge Jackman.

Eric: Plus, it was good to see Dom Monaghan again. After his…

Jamie: Yeah, that’s true.

Matt: Yeah! For like ten minutes, and then he get’s – oh, sorry.

Eric: And Kimi from Lost.

Matt: Micah, have you seen the movie yet?

Micah: I have not.

Eric: You should.

Matt: You should watch it.

Eric: Go see it.

Andrew: No offense guys, but we’re trailing way too off – way too far off topic.

Matt: Wait, are we even leaving this in the show?

Andrew: I don’t know. Well, I mean, it just takes up…

Eric: Do it. It’s randomness. But Jamie’s back, they’ll love it.

Andrew: All right.

Transcript #173

MuggleCast 173 Transcript


Show Intro


[Intro music plays]

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[“Go Your Own Way” by Fleetwood Mac plays]

[“Innuendo” by Queen begins]

Andrew: Because it’s time for the new trailer, this is MuggleCast Episode 173 for today.

[Music continues]

[Show music begins]

Andrew: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. It’s Thursday. It’s April 16th, 2009. Good evening, Matt.

Matt: Hey.

Andrew: Hey, Mikey.

Mikey: Hey, buddy.

Andrew: What’s going on, Mikey B? I haven’t seen you in a while, Mikey B!

Mikey: I know. I haven’t been around for a while, have I?

Andrew: I know. I miss you in your Kentuckyland.

Mikey: Oh, I know, I know. It’s far away from California.

[Andrew laughs]

Mikey: Very different out here, very different.

Andrew: Yes, it is.

Matt: I bet.

Andrew: And Micah Tannenbaum is here too. [puts on a deep voice] Good evening, Micah.

Micah: Good evening, Andrew.

Andrew: Good evening. Also, Laura Thompson will be joining us later this evening. She’s running a little late, but that’s okay. We have a great show today because the final trailer for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince was relieved – released.

Matt: Relieved, yes.

Andrew: Released. Sorry, guys, I’m nervous. What do you guys think? I mean, in a way I’m a little sad it’s the last trailer.

Mikey: Ooh.

[Andrew laughs]

Mikey: I got chills.

Andrew: I did too. I got chills just, you know…

Matt: Just chillin’.

Andrew: This trailer is fantastic, and it’s very fitting that the last trailer is the best one yet. Do you guys agree?

Mikey: Yeah. No, I totally agree.

Matt: I mean, it’s always kind of cliché to say that the latest trailer is the best…

Andrew: Is the best one, yeah. [laughs]

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: But if you think where we started. Where it was just a couple of scenes with Voldemort – Dumbledore explaining young Tom Riddle and it’s turned into this giant epic – a lot of wand work in this trailer I noticed…

Matt: Yeah, finally.

Andrew: …in particular.

Mikey: Oh yeah.

Andrew: But let’s go around the table with our initial reactions and then we’re going to start picking apart some of the scenes that we saw. So are we all in agreement that it’s the best trailer yet? And I’m going to make a poll on UStream right now. There are 1,131 people listening to us this evening.

Matt: Oh my God.

Andrew: Good evening, guys.

Matt: That’s a lot.

Mikey: Wow. Hi, everybody.

Andrew: [in a funny voice] Hi, everybody. Yeah, so it’s a big audience tonight and we thank everyone for staying up late, but what are we going to do? 9 P.M. trailer.

Matt: Yeah. At least everybody’s off work and school.

Andrew: So Mikey, what do you think?


Best Trailer Yet?


Andrew: Best trailer yet? What really stood out for you? What’s the deal?

Mikey: Oh wow! Honestly, I really feel that this is the best trailer yet for Half-Blood Prince. I honestly – like I said, “Ooh, chills”, I really did get chills like watching it. I just got so excited.

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: Like really, really excited.

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: You know what I think is the best for me right now?

Andrew: What’s that?

Mikey: Is Quidditch. I’ve missed Quidditch.

Andrew: Yeah and there’s that…

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: …and we’ll get into this in a little bit but there’s that huge – you see the wide shot of the Quidditch field and it looks better than ever.

Mikey: Oh yeah!

Matt: Yeah.

Mikey: It looks amazing.

Andrew: Yeah, high tech stuff.

Matt: I mean, we really never get to see it like empty and…

Andrew: Right, that was cool. Although I wonder why it was an empty shot.

Matt: It was probably just him by himself. Probably getting there early for tryouts.

Andrew: Oh maybe. Micah, what did you think about it? What was your initial reaction? What are you thinking about it now?

Micah: Well it’s definitely better than that Japanese trailer. That’s for sure.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: I agree. Yeah, it was the best trailer to date. I think everything was finally put together in a way where in the other trailers, things were kind of scrambled about. I think this was finally you got a full picture for what Half-Blood Prince is all about.

Matt: Yeah.

Micah: And I really liked the scenes with Snape and Draco in particular.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Those were really good too.

Andrew: And Matt?

Matt: I mean, I agree with everybody. I think it was the best trailer for Half-Blood Prince so far. Ever, now since it’s the last one.

Andrew: Ever, yeah.

Matt: Yeah, yeah. I just feel it was very even. You know? Like all the other trailers…

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: …seem to have their own kind of theme? But this one kind of like just grasped the entire film’s story and it was just very good. My favorite part – I got chills when I saw Katie Bell…

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: …just get thrown up in the air and…

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Oh my God. Such a great scene in the book…

Andrew: We’ll…

Matt: …and it looks really good.

Andrew: We’ll talk about that more too. I don’t know what to think about that. I don’t know yet. But we’ve got time codes all laid out. We came prepared this time with time codes because every time we do a trailer show everyone’s like, “Uh what time is this scene?” and nobody knows, so now we got the…

Matt: Time stamps.


Dumbledore: How’s This Tempo?


Andrew: …numbers all set thanks to Matt and Micah. So let’s start with 25 seconds in and I’ll show you guys on the UStream as we’re going through. There’s these extended cave scenes. We have the wide shot of Dumbledore…

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: …and the ring of fire. And this is first time we’re hearing him say something, right?

Matt: Yeah, it’s the first time we get to hear him conjure the spell for the ring of fire.

Andrew: Yeah. What was he saying?

Matt: I don’t know. It almost sounded like – one of the words sounded like ‘temple’.

Andrew: Oh wait, I have the clip.

Matt: Oh! You do, that’s right.

Andrew: Here we go.

[“Innuendo” plays briefly]

Andrew: Oh and the sound’s still playing on that channel. Boom. Okay, here we go. Here was the clip of…

[Clip from the trailer plays – Dumbledore yells inaudibly]

Andrew: I think he said, “Haji hav vash!” Let’s listen again.

[Same clip plays]

Andrew: Yeah. I think I was right.

Matt: I think he said, “How’s this…tempo?”

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Wait. Hold on let’s see if we hear that.

[Same clip plays]

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: It sounds like, “How’s this temple?” or something.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: One more time and then we’ll move on.

[Same clip plays]

Andrew: I don’t know. [laughs]

Matt: How’s this…temple?

[Andrew laughs]

Matt: Tom? [laughs]

Mikey: Wow. [laughs]

Matt: He didn’t really say that though.

Andrew: We’re going to need the closed caption version of that.

Matt: Definitely.

Andrew: Or we can just have a caption contest or something. Then what else did we see here? A closer look at the Inferi and that was at 1:40. Sorry guys, I told you guys I was going to bring it up on the screen and I will.


Trailer: Inferi


Matt: Yeah. So if you’ve got the trailer up go to time code – what was it, 2:40?

Andrew: 1:40.

Matt: 1:40. Okay go to 1:40.

Mikey: Yeah.

Matt: Just an up-close look at the Inferi.

Micah: Ugly looking things.

Matt: I know, you would think that they’d be really cute and everything, but no.

Mikey: Reminds me of Golum a little bit…

Matt and Micah: Yeah.

Mikey: …coming out of the water.

Matt: [as Golum] My precious.

[Andrew and Mikey laugh]

Mikey: Yeah.

Andrew: So yeah, well they look at – oh, it was at 1:40, correct?

Mikey: Yes.

Micah: Yeah.

Matt: Yes.

Mikey: 1:42.

Andrew: They kind of look like Dementors a little bit, don’t they? Because it’s just like the colors, the blackish gray.

Matt: Yeah, you would think it would be the Dementors when they take off their cloaks.

Andrew: Yeah, yeah naked Dementors. No, but they look sort of – I don’t know. Like if you saw Dementors flying…

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: …that’s what they would look like.

Matt: They just look like dead bodies that are brought up to life.

Andrew: Right, right. Actually they kind of look like wolves. Yeah, so that’s pretty cool.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: And then what do we have next on the list, Matt?


Trailer: The Unbreakable Vow


Matt: Next on the list we have the Unbreakable Vow. And that’s at time code 27 seconds into the trailer.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: And basically what we’re seeing is what the film version of what the Unbreakable Vow is. It’s just like an intertwining – like I would say just a little wisp of light just – tying itself around both Snape and Mrs. Malfoy.

Andrew: Yeah, check that out. What do you guys think of that? 27 seconds.

Mikey: It looks like what was described kind of in the book. A little string kind of wrapping the hands together.

Andrew: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mikey: It’s kind of what I expected too, but it’s kind of nice seeing it.

Andrew: Yeah. Exactly.

Matt: It’s a very subtle thing that they did, too.

Andrew: And for some reason in the books, I never pictured – every time it was said in the books it didn’t describe that, did it? Or maybe it did, I’m just forgetting.

Matt: I, remember it kind of being a little more theatrical. Like it kind of just sprang out and something.

Andrew: Well we only see like three frames of it….

Mikey: Yeah.

Andrew: So…

Matt: Maybe it was the beginning of it.

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: Well this is could be the end like after it binds the hands together…

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: …where it’s like, it springs out of the person that – the wand that actually officiates the Unbreakable Vow.

Matt: Yeah, I can see that too.

Mikey: But like, it can be like, it might even be like, dissipating, where it might’ve even been more intense and it’s just kind of fading away.

Matt: Yeah, I think I agree with you, Mikey. I think that could be the ending shot of that scene then it transitions to something else.

Andrew: Yeah. Or it’d be cool if it was like, “All right, we’re all set.” Or it does something cool like that.

Matt: Or they just shake off their hands? “Ew, it’s still on me.”

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah, “Ew, get it off me.”

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Mikey: Wow.


Trailer: Quidditch


Andrew: Then of course, the wide shot of the Quidditch Pitch. But we talked about this before.

Matt: Yeah, but you know, it’s really not – in HD you see like everything around it too…

Andrew: Oh yeah.

Matt: …you see the water fall in the background. It just puts…

Mikey: Oh yeah.

Matt: …it all together. It’s really nice.

Mikey: I have the nice 1080p version on my screen right now and I’m looking at it. It just looks beautiful.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: You know what, Mikey? I have the 1080p too.

Andrew: I have 1080p too.

Mikey: [laughs] High five! Yes. No but honestly, but like that waterfall in the background – like who knew there was a waterfall right there by the Quidditch Pitch?

Matt: Yeah, well it’s in Goblet of Fire.

Mikey: Is it the same one that’s in there? I don’t…

Matt: It has to be. It looks the same.

Andrew: Well that’s – and I mean, it’s really changed in the books. Although – no, it’s just missing the…

Matt: Yeah, just the banners and things

Andrew: The covers. Yeah.

Matt: It looks really – I really love how they took it apart.

Mikey: Yeah.

Matt: But if you see, you still see people in the stands. At like three or four seconds into the trailer.

Mikey: Yeah, on the left hand side.

Matt: Yeah.

Mikey: Like…

Matt: It has to be for tryouts. For the Keeper.

Andrew: Yeah, probably. But that’s, that’s a pretty cool effect.

Matt: Yeah, it’s really nice.

Andrew: And yeah, like Mikey said, I couldn’t help but gasp when I saw it.

Matt: Mhm.

Mikey: I like Quidditch. I was a little excited when I saw that.

Matt: I miss it. Yeah.

Andrew: It’s pretty eerie. Cool effect. And I was going to ask how it’s changed over the films – [yawns] excuse me – but then I realized, oh they just took the thingies off, so it pretty much looks the same.

Matt: Mhm, looks more plain.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: But, it looks nice. It looks good.

Andrew: Yeah. Then we have a lot of stuff to get through. We have some Harry/Ginny moments.

Mikey: Well actually…

Matt: Yes.

Mikey: …hold on one second. Back to the Quidditch.

Andrew: Yeah?

Mikey: If you go to 1:35, you actually see a scene of the Quidditch again. They have all the things back on it.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Oh really?

Mikey: So the previous shot has to be just during practice or tryouts or something.

Andrew and Matt: Yeah.

Matt: It has to be tryouts.

Andrew: I think I was talking about it in a previous episode, that I was hoping they were going to really enhance Quidditch…

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: …because they’ve had all this time to – technology wise – they’ve had all this time to develop the technology and make Quidditch look more realistic than ever.

Matt: And it really does. Since we’re on Quidditch, and I don’t think we were planning on talking about this from what I’m seeing, but the clip – or the still shot that we put up earlier this morning is in the trailer and we get to see Luna and right next to Hermione and the Parvati twins and Lavender Brown, just cheering on.

Andrew: And Matt Lewis.

Matt: Yeah! And Matt Lewis too. Yep, cheering on Gryffindor with a big s…

Mikey: I like the hat she’s wearing. Yeah, what is that? A lion?

Andrew: Yeah, yeah, that’s her lion hat.

[Mikey laughs]

Matt: Yeah that’s kind of…

Matt: What is that really?

Andrew: Evanna Lynch made that too herself – the hat.

Matt: I’m really excited to see what it looks like animated…

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: …when they use all the CGI.

Andrew: I’m really excited to see Quidditch and now you know, and now we got – can you imagine Mikey when this comes out on blu-ray? Blu-ray Quidditch? I mean, that’s like unreal. I can’t even imagine.

[Andrew and Mikey laugh]

Mikey: Thanks, really.

Andrew: No, yeah, seriously.

Mikey: No, I’m really excited. Like, honestly this trailer, like I said, gave me chills. And it really ties everything together.

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: Like all different stories.

Andrew: Micah?

Micah: Yeah, I agree.

Andrew: Oh.

[Matt laughs]

Micah: I’m just listening. You guys have been having such a great discussion that…

Andrew: Oh, well thank you. All right, we’ll see you later, Micah.

Micah: All right, take care.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]


Harry and Ginny


Andrew: Okay, so anyway, the Harry/Ginny moments.

Matt: Yeah, it was only for a quick second, but it – I felt like we need to talk about this to say what our thoughts were. Because, to me it felt a little like out of place. Like something that Harry and Ginny wouldn’t do. I know Ginny would not say, “Take my hand, and we’re going to look at this tapestry on the wall…”

Andrew: Why do you think it was out of place, Micah?

Matt: It – oh, sorry. Micah.

Micah: It just didn’t fit into the rest of the trailer, I don’t think. It was – I agree with Matt, the only way to describe it is out of place. It just didn’t flow well with the rest of the trailer.

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: Isn’t there a song, like, [sings] “Take my hand, and we’ll…” Does anyone know what I’m talking about?

Micah: I’m sure there’s a lot of them.

Matt: There’s like a million songs. Yeah, you narrowed it down.

Andrew: No, but I thought, I don’t know, a popular song. I don’t know.

Matt: Like The Beatles songs?

Mikey: “I Wanna Hold Your Hand”?

Andrew: [sings] “I wanna hold your…” Yeah, yeah, something like that.

Mikey: Something like that. You know, The Beatles.

Andrew: That’d be nice if they had that…

Mikey: The only way that this – the Ginny-Harry scene right here – really fits in to trailer is like the beginning dialogue when Dumbledore says “it brings people closer together”

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Yeah.

Mikey: And it kinda like introduces them together, because they haven’t been together in earlier movies…

Matt: Well, if it were more literal, it would put – it would be like – oh, Laura’s calling me.

Andrew: Don’t answer.

Mikey: Hi Laura!

Matt: Do you want me to answer?

Andrew: No.

Matt: Oh. Ok. Eh, sorry Laura.

Andrew: We don’t have that technology.

Matt: We don’t have that – okay. Anyway – what was I talking about?

Andrew: Harry and Ginny.

Matt: Yeah, when Ginny comes in for the kill for the kiss. That would be more closer together if you want to put it in the literal sense.

Andrew: Yeah. But people like seeing that stuff, I mean, no matter what you’re going to get the – I guess mostly girls excited about that.

Matt: Yeah.


Trailer: Hermione Gets Violent


Andrew: But, yeah. And then we have – this was funny – and they had special music for it too, starting at 44 seconds, Hermione hitting Harry with the book over the head.

Mikey: Oh yeah!

Matt: Yeah.

Mikey: On the beat! That was amazing.

Matt: That was great.

Andrew: Yeah, that was funny.

Matt: Oh, I was so excited to see that. I just love it when people beat up Ron. I don’t know why. Maybe it just must be something…

Andrew: Yeah. But isn’t it funny, like every trailer, there’s always someone beating somebody? And I think back to, like, Snape hitting Harry and Ron over the head with the pieces of paper…

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: [laughs] I mean, it’s funny stuff, but…

Matt: Yeah. I thought it was funny.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: But is Hermione really supposed to hit Ron, until Deathly Hallows?

Mikey: Yeah…

Andrew: [laughing] Where does this come from, though? Because, like, Hermione’s staring at Ron, and Ron’s just sitting there chewing his food, and then out of nowhere Hermione just starts, as someone said in the chat, spanking him. [laughs]

[Matt and Mikey laugh]

Micah: Well, I don’t know about that, but…

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: He probably said something inappropriate.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: Yeah, cause it cuts completely different angles, like a 180.

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: You know, see it’s like, you see she’s, like, angry, so he had to have said something, but…

Andrew: Yeah. It’s going to be a funny moment, too, because Ron is just sitting there chewing his food.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Here, I’m going to play the music real quick.

[Sound clip of music from trailer where Hermione hits Ron]

Andrew: [laughs] It’s such a Disney thing, too.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: You know, when they go, like, floating up into the air or something.

Mikey: I really liked that it’s on the beat. It really made me happy to see that.

Andrew: Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Matt: Yeah.

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Andrew: And they’ve always done a good job of that, I thought, in the Harry Potter trailers, where they really put the video to the music.

Matt: Yeah. It just makes it more sync.

Andrew: Yeah, and the sound effects, keep them in sync, right. Uh, what’s next?

Matt: Okay, um – my browser froze. So…


Trailer: The Dark Mark


Andrew: Oh. Well there’s a wide shot of the Dark Mark forming over Hogwarts at 50 seconds in…

Matt: Mhm. We saw a lot of the Dark Mark in this trailer.

Andrew: Yeah, we did.

Mikey: Yeah, we did.

Andrew: It’s quite… Yeah, so you see it forming, but you don’t actually… I mean, you sort of see it. But…

Matt: Yeah. “This movie’s really dark, so we’re gonna add more Dark Marks.”

Andrew: But doesn’t Hogwarts look great in that shot?

Matt: Yeah, it does.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: Everyone look at it. Here, I’m showing the UStream guys, I mean, Hogwarts just… Ahhh. So good.

Matt: Can I have a time code, please?

Andrew: [in deep geek-techie voice] Uh, time code is 51 seconds.

Matt: Oh, thank you.

Andrew: It sort of looks like it’s – it doesn’t totally look like the Dark Mark logo, but…

Matt: It looks a lot bigger. Hogwarts, the grounds, just look, just more…

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: You know, fuller, and deeper.

Andrew: It may be the angle, the lower angle, the worm’s-eye view…

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Right, Mikey?

Mikey: Yeah. [laughs] Little worm’s-eye view, exactly.

Matt: It’s just – I honestly…

Mikey: It’s a perspective thing.

Matt: Yeah, I honestly don’t remember seeing that many castle tops, from the previous films.

Andrew: No. Well, they never match, you know, they re-design it every time.

Matt: Mhm. You can still see the Astronomy Tower, though.

Andrew: Yes, you do.

Mikey: Yeah.

Matt: Mm. You see anything falling off it yet?

[Andrew and Mikey laugh]

Andrew: Someone should Photoshop this, and have Snape just going off – er, sorry, Dumbledore, just – [makind sound effect of falling and landing] Wheeeeeeeeee – ppftt.

[Matt and Mikey laugh]

Matt: That’s not – that’s…

Mikey: Wow, that is so sad.

Matt: That’s so inappropriate.

Mikey: That is really inappropriate.

Andrew: Can somebody do that?

Matt: No!

[Andrew laughs]

Matt: All right.

Andrew: Well, as I was saying on the last show, it really freaked me out when I actually saw how far of a drop it actually is for Dumbledore, and that’s when I started feeling really bad for him.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Okay…

Matt: Okay. Next?

Andrew: And the next part is…


Trailer: Death Eater Attacks


Andrew: And then the next part is the expansion of the Death Eater attacks, and this was with the voice over. This was really cool, how they set this up I thought. Because – whose doing the voice over? Does anyone know? Was it like Arthur or something?

Matt: Oh – what was it that he said?

Andrew: The attacks. Here – I’ll – I’ll play it.

Matt: Okay.

Andrew: Boom. Boom.

[Andrew plays a clip from the trailer]

Andrew: Yeah, so…

Matt: Yeah that’s – that’s the announcer that’s for every single Harry Potter trailer.

Andrew: Right.

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Andrew: Sorry. No…

Micah: Whose name maybe Arthur, but I doubt it.

Andrew: Yeah.

[Matt and Mikey laugh]

Andrew: My name is Arthur.

Mikey: Arthur.

Andrew: People will die. No but it – I thought this was really good and you guys – tell me what you think. It – it sets it up for people not as into Harry Potter because I think people – some people may be more interested if they see this and they’re like, “Oh, wow. This involves our world.”

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: “So I’m actually interested to see what happens to it.” Thoughts?

Mikey: Yeah. I agree. When I saw it, it was kind of surreal because we really haven’t seen – we have seen Harry in the first one in London and stuff like that. But we haven’t seen like interaction with a lot of outside people. [unintelligible]

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: And this right here just kind of see the fly through, the city and…

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: …it was really kind of surreal. It made me think of all the other British TV shows and movies I’ve seen because you see the double decker bus, and everything like that. That’s not the Knight Bus, it’s an actual…

Andrew: Right. Double.

Mikey: …bus you see right there.

Andrew: The London thing, yeah.

Mikey: Yeah and you’re like, “Wow, that’s kind of like – in, you know?”

Andrew: It’s cool.

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: And then it cuts to these Muggles who are sitting in the office building and they look out the window. They look awfully – oh god I just found a really funny frame. At 1:05 – I’m going to zoom in to this for the UStream visitors. These woman’s eyes are just pierced. [laughs] I wish you guys could see this but there is this woman in the pink sitting off to the right and her eyes are just dead wide open. It’s really funny.

Mikey: Awesome.

Andrew: Go to 1:05 and look for the woman in the pink towards the right.

Mikey: I see it.

Matt: Oh hilarious.

Andrew: She looks right at the camera too! [laughs]

Matt: I think this is a really good thing that they did. I didn’t really think that they – it didn’t even occur to me that they would have it from a Muggle’s perspective. It’s not that funny Andrew. It’s just a woman looking!

Andrew: Look at the people in the chat. They’re loving it!

[Andrew and Mikey laugh]

Andrew: If you saw this you would be laughing too, trust me. [laughs]

Mikey: I’m watching the chat Andrew. Really why – why…

[Andrew and Mikey laugh]

Mikey: Keep zooming in Andrew, please. Keep going back in.

Andrew: Oh, I just fast forwarded. Okay, anyway, so yeah. Go ahead Micah.

Micah: No I like how you mentioned it kind of may interest some people who weren’t maybe as interested in the films to begin with because now you’re bringing into quote on quote “Our world,” and so maybe they will go and see the movie just to you know – it peaks their interest as to what actually happens to our world in this movie.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Right.

Micah: Or in the final two films coming up.

Matt: It’s – it’s not just a full fantasy movie.

Andrew: [laughs] Guys, I’m not kidding you. This will be the funniest thing you will have ever seen in your life.

[Andrew and Mikey laugh]

Mikey: Oh Andrew.

Andrew: Okay I’m going to put a thumbnail on MuggleNet or something because this is way too funny.

Matt: Okay….

Andrew: We’ll keep moving on now. I’m sorry.

Matt: God.


Trailer: Millennium Bridge


Andrew: Anyway, what is the next item on our list? We have…

Micah: Millennium Bridge.

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: Oh the Millennium Bridge, yeah. We’ve seen it a few times. Is it any different Micah this time? Or…

Micah: Yeah I thought there were a couple of times you got a little bit closer up to the people who are on the bridge.

Andrew: Oh yeah.

Micah: There is a point where you see them walking early on in the trailer and then…

Matt: We just see more destruction too.

Micah: Yeah, you see more destruction towards the – the under the trailer with them running off.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Trying to get away. Previously we had only seen wide shots of it snapping.

Matt: Yeah. We got kind of a before photo too of the bridge with people just walking, taking pictures and things, and then…

Mikey: Yeah at 1:14…

Andrew: Go ahead.

Mikey: 1:14 on the trailer is the – it’s a crane shot. It just lifts up off the bridge and I think that…

Andrew: Right.

Mikey: …there gives a little bit more intimacy with it because you see that there is people and family and if you look at it there is a little girl holding her Mom’s hand…

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: …and then all of a sudden it’s torn to shreds and they’re all going to die, which is sad. [laughs]

Matt: Gee!

Andrew: Look at that 1:15 – 1:14 there is a guy with a trombone on the bridge and he is playing it.

Mikey: It’s – it’s a tuba.

Andrew: Tuba, whatever.

Matt: It’s a tuba.

Andrew: Sorry! [laughs]

Matt: What is wrong with you Drew?

Andrew: I don’t know instruments. I know drums and guitar that’s it, and bass. But – I mean that’s kind of random too, isn’t it? [laughs]

Mikey: Hey – you can see he’s got his little case out there, people you know – give him money.

Andrew: I guess he is one of those street performers, yeah.

Matt: Yeah.

[Andrew laughs]

Mikey: He’s playing the Harry Potter theme. You know?

Andrew: Yeah! That’d be awesome if he was playing the tuba.

[Mikey imitates a tuba playing the Harry Potter theme]


Trailer: Burrow on Fire


Andrew: Okay, and what else do we got here. The wide shot of the Burrow attack at 1:51. That is very cool.

Matt: Yes.

Andrew: I am getting up a shot right now. But you just see the Weasley house encircled in flames. And it is pretty cool. Anyone got thoughts on this? We have seen this before, so. Oh that’s cool I don’t know if we saw it last time, the, the Inferi I guess it is, they go right through the house.

Mikey: The Inferi? What are you talking about?

Andrew: Dementors. Death Eaters, sorry, uh gosh, long day sorry.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Death Eaters fly right through the house and set it on fire. That’s pretty awesome.

Matt: Yeah.

Mikey: Andrew, I don’t think that is starting the fire, I think it more of like causing an explosion.

Andrew: Yeah, well explosion equals fire.

[Mikey laughs]

Andrew: No, really.

Mikey: They blow stuff up.


Trailer: Slughorn, Dumbledore and Harry


Andrew: Yeah that’s really cool. Then we got, oh and this was nice too, Slughorn yelling at Harry and Dumbledore outside his house.

Micah: That’s nice.

Andrew: Yeah that was nice. I thought it was cool. I just thought it was cool. It’s this clip.

[Andrew plays Slughorn clip]

Andrew: You can hear what he is saying definitely. And that was at what, 1:10? Yeah.

Matt: Yeah.

Matt: It is really mad times that they’re living in.

Mikey: They’re mad…

Andrew: I really like the shot. This was another shot that gave me chills; because I like seeing the adult actors work together and you don’t really see it much in the movies. Here you see Dumbledore, Slughorn and Harry, and Slughorn is standing in front of the house and Slughorn is yelling at them. It is pretty good.

Matt: Mhm. Mad times.

Andrew: What magazine is Dumbledore holding?

Matt: The Mad Times.

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Andrew: Mad, Mad Magazine. “I needed a laugh Harry, please excuse me.”

Matt: He watches Mad TV.

Andrew: [laughs] I love that singer who goes, “You’re so crazy… Mad!”

Micah: He probably stole it from Slughorn’s house.

Andrew: Yeah exactly.

Mikey: Which you got to know, that isn’t even Slughorn’s house. Dumbledore is kind of like stealing.

Matt: Right.

Mikey: He is kind of borrowing it he isn’t stealing the magazine.

Micah: Doesn’t he go in the bathroom at some point?

Mikey: Oh there we go, okay.

Matt: Isn’t it knitting magazines or something like that?

Micah: It would be with him.

Andrew: Ohhhh. Yes so he…..

Micah: What?

Andrew: No, no, you are right. I guess that is what happened, he was reading in the bathroom and he was so interested in what the magazine had to say… “I must keep this if you don’t mind.”

Mikey: It is how to knit yourself a wand holder or something like that.


Trailer: Katie Bell’s Necklace


Andrew: Yeah [laugh] I am sure he could have duplicated it with a spell or something. What is next? We have Katie Bell being attacked by the necklace, this is at 1:28. Now – I am not saying it’s bad but shouldn’t she look a little more terrified or what? I don’t know but she is just like frozen with a big smile on her face, you know what I mean?

Matt: Oh wow, you know what I think is more ridiculous, and Andrew, you need to do this at 1:27 if you go frame by frame on it looks like her head kind of like moves like…

Mikey: Yeah, yeah.

Andrew: Her head looks like she is being dragged by a string. She looks like a puppet sort of.

Matt: Yeah and it just looks scary.

Andrew: Yeah that is pretty eerie. I will bring it up on the chat for everyone.

Micah: PG-13 worthy.

Matt: Yeah, I think so.

Andrew: It’s basically a dead body and she is pale and not looking so good. I don’t get it, I don’t get it.

Mikey: I think on the chat you need to go a little bit before that when shes on the ground, sliding on the ground actually.

Matt:

Like she gets thrown up like a puppet.

Andrew: Like that?

Mikey: Like your sliding on the ground. Before Harry, before Harry. Look at that head just popped out of nowhere.

Matt: She’s like Pinocchio. No strings attached.

Mikey: Look at that head, just pops up out of nowhere.

Andrew: She looks like she is flat. Shhhhullppp – sucked up. Pretty scary stuff.

Matt:

Wow.


Trailer: Wand Salute


Andrew: A lot of this trailer isn’t totally new, but that was one completely new thing. It was a pretty exciting to see as well. Next, we have the students all raising their wands in the air on Hogwarts grounds. And this came in….

Mikey: Not just students.

Andrew: And teachers, yeah, everybody. Matt who did you see?

Matt: I saw Madam Pomfrey, haven’t seen her since movie 2. She’s actually in this movie.

Andrew: Now, go ahead…

Mikey: What’s the time code on that one?

Andrew: 1:37. Madame Pomfrey, Hagrid, Evanna – oh sorry Luna.

Matt: Luna, Nigel, and I think one of the actresses who I believe is playing the girl who – Romilda Vane.

Mikey: Where?

Andrew: On the left, far left?

Matt: Ron and Hermione are right hand side right next to Madam Pomfrey.

Andrew: Right. Isn’t this kid in the right? Sorry what?

Mikey: On the bottom right hand corner I think it is the guy from the third one. My head is exploding right now.

Matt:

Your head is exploding?

Mikey: From Azkaban, from Prisoner of Azkaban.

Andrew: Dean?

Matt:

He’s a lot thinner.

Mikey: Yeah I think it might be him.

Matt:

I don’t think it is him.

Mikey: I want to pretend that it is him. Oh, who – What is the line that he says in the movie?

Matt:

“It is one of the darkest omens in our world.”

Mikey: Yes.

Andrew: Was that really it?

Matt:

Yes. “The omen of death.”

Mikey: Thank you.

Matt:

You’re welcome.

Andrew: Right in the center we see Nigel. That’s cute, kind of working him in there.

Matt:

Kind of working in – no Colin though.

Andrew: No what?

Matt:

No Colin.

Andrew: No Colin, no.

Matt:

Yeah, so we are going to see Nigel die in the last film.

Andrew: Instead of Colin?

Matt:

No it is going to happen, I swear it is going to happen.

Andrew: Maybe. I think it is cool how you see Madam Pomfrey right on the front line. Assuming that is the front line, or maybe they are in a big circle.

Matt:

Yeah, it has to be the front line because Ron and Hermione are there.

Andrew: Yeah, and Hagrid, That is going to feel like so like, “Yes guys yes, do it, do it!” You know what I mean?

Matt:

It’s a little – they’re paying tribute to their fallen headmaster.

Andrew: Yeah, exactly.

Matt:

That is kind of sad. Yeah.


Trailer: Draco


Andrew: And what do we have next here. Oh the Draco story line, I have a couple of things to say about this.

Mikey: All right, well tell it brother.

Andrew: First of all the revealing, the vanishing cabinet at 52 seconds. We have seen that before and he takes the curtain off, that’s cool right?

Micah: Yeah, but he picked something up too. What does he have in his hand?

Matt:

I think he dropped his contact lens. That is what I think it is.

Micah: [laughs] It looks like it yeah.

Matt:

Found it.

Andrew: At 52 seconds or somewhere else?

Matt:

It’s in the same – scene.

Mikey: Yeah it is at 57.

Matt:

Yeah it is a contact lens. I didn’t know he wore contacts?

Mikey: His eyes really aren’t that blue.

Andrew: Viewers on UStream is this a contact lens he is picking up? Ah there it is – oh no everyone is saying it is a feather.

Matt:

A feather – why does he need a feather?

Andrew: Yeah guys why does he need a feather? None of us are remembering right now. They are saying it looks like a feather. But – I don’t know it looks like a contact lens to me.

Matt:

He has to be holding something up. Maybe he is crying and he picked up one of his tears.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Andrew: I don’t know that is pretty strange. What’s next? Oh the Sectumsempra battle. That’s starting at 1:47. That’s a really cool shot too.

Matt:

Firing off at each other. It was the Chamber of Secrets all over again.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt:

Except no snakes.

Andrew: Go ahead, Micah.

Mikey: I was thinking that too, just like Chamber of Secrets all over again.

Matt:

I was thinking that too, they were on the same sides they were on at the duel. Back in the bathroom.

Andrew: Micah, what were you going to say?

Micah: I thought it was a cop out. You see Harry saying “Sectumsempra,” but it doesn’t hit Draco, so they got around it by not actually having the spell hit him. Which would have definitely made the film PG-13.

Mikey: Definitely.

Andrew: It may have just been the editing of the trailer though. Don’t you think?

Matt:

They missed the PG-13 by just a hair.

Andrew: By just a frame.

Matt:

By just a feather, because Draco picked it up.

Andrew: In all seriousness don’t you think it could just be the editing? You watch the trailers and then you see the film and it is completely different.

Micah: That’s true.

Matt:

Yeah that’s true.

Andrew: The last line I wasn’t happy with. I am going to play the clip. The clip goes as follows.

[Andrew plays the Draco clip]

Andrew: It just sounds…

Micah: Whiny.

MuggleCast 173 Transcript (continued)


Trailer: Draco Has To Do It


Andrew: It just sounds – like maybe he’s…

Micah: Whiny.

Andrew: Yeah! But maybe – okay, so maybe he’s being emotional so he may be on the verge of crying.

[Andrew plays clip again]

Andrew: [imitating Malfoy] “I have to do this!”

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: Do you guys think this is good, or what?

Matt: I think it’s kind of weird by itself but I think it may actually fit with the whole scene.

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: I don’t know. I don’t know.

Andrew: I don’t know. I wasn’t – it just didn’t come off – I want to see manly Draco. I want to say, [in a “manly” voice] “I have to do this.”

Mikey: Wow.

Andrew: Not, not…

[Andrew plays clip again]

Andrew: [imitating Malfoy] “I have to do this!”

Matt: So you want, [in a “manly” voice] “I have to do this!”

Andrew: [in a “manly” voice] “I have to do this. Ahh, I’m on Twitter!”

[Matt does a Darth Vader impression]

[Andrew laughs]

Matt: [As Darth Vader] “Dumbledore, I have to do this!”

Andrew: [plays partial clip] Tweet! [plays partial clip] Tweet! [plays partial clip] Tweet! Twitter.

Mikey: Wow.

Andrew: Okay. So yeah I’m not really totally – maybe if it is emotional before that – whatever is happening before maybe it will be funny, but…

Matt: It’s – it’s not funny.

Andrew: That – that was a…

Mikey: Yeah. It’s supposed to be emotional man. This is where you start to see that you are kind of sorry for Draco.

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: That he is sort of forced to kill Dumbledore who could have stopped him a long time ago, but didn’t.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Yeah.

Mikey: And you see that – you see that at the end of Book 6 and in Book 7 you see that he kind of doesn’t want to be where he is and he’s kind of stuck in that, otherwise he’s going to die.

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: So I see it as him – more crying than sad like, I have to do it but I don’t want to…

Andrew: Right.

Mikey: …but I’m going to kill you anyway!

[Andrew laughs]

Matt: Well, this is probably later on in the conversation when Dumbledore is trying to have him stop and he’s starting to break down.

Andrew: Yeah that could be it.

Matt: He could have started off really manly too and then you know, Dumbledore being the man that he is…

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: …is slowly breaking him, you know?

Mikey: Yeah it’s kind of like when you are saying, “We can protect your family,” and he’s like, “No one can protect me,” and all that.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: So…

Matt: Join our mafia of wizards, Draco. We can give you protection.

Andrew: Yeah. So it went from, “Dumbledore I have to kill you,” to…

[Andrew plays clip again]

Andrew: [imitating Malfoy] “I have to.”

Matt: [In a defensive whiny voice] “Dumbledore, you don’t understand. My dad is really angry at me. I have to do this.”

[Everyone laughs]

Mikey: Wow.

Matt: Yeah.


Trailer: Train Attack


Andrew: And that lovely moment was at 2:04, like I said. And then we also saw the train attack. That was at 2:12 and we’ve seen it before. So, you know, it wasn’t much of a surprise.

Matt: Yeah, not too much.

Andrew: But it’s cool. He does look angry in that scene. That’s the Draco I like to see.

Matt: [imitating Draco with a whiny voice]Petrificus Totalus.”

Andrew: [laughs]Petrificus Totalus.”

Matt: Hmmm. Yeah, we’re not seeing much of that scene, are we?

Andrew: No we’re not, not yet.

Matt: I mean honestly we have seen a lot of stuff in the past trailers and in this one and a lot of the fans are of course upset. But I mean, come on, we all see all the trailers anyway.

Andrew: Right.

Matt: I would hate to see the same trailer a billion times anyway. But at least they are showing a lot of the scenes that are kind of close together. So, it’s not like one shot of every single part of the film.

Andrew: Yes.

Mikey: Yeah.

Andrew: So by the way a quick update on Laura. We want to get her in here but she – she isn’t able to get into one of the rooms where she can take out her laptop. But Matt, can you ask her if we could call her and then we’ll get her thoughts that way? She doesn’t have to be on for a while. Just a couple minutes.

Matt: On the phone?

Andrew: On the phone.


Trailer: Snape – It’s Over!


Andrew: Okay and then the Snape story line. We got a really cool line out of him. Snape said… [plays clip]

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Andrew and Matt: [imitating Snape] “It’s over.”

Micah: Now do you guys think that was something taken out of context?

Mikey: Oh yeah.

Micah: Or do you think that’s really after he kills Dumbledore.

Andrew: I hope not. I hope it’s – well I was thinking like, “It’s over,” and then he sends Dumbledore flying off.

Matt: Well, maybe – maybe it’s just half of what he’s going to say. Like maybe he’s going to say, “It’s over, for you.”

[Andrew plays clip]

Andrew and Matt: “For you.”

[Andrew plays clips]

Andrew and Matt: “For you.”

Matt: Avada Kedavra! [laughs]

[Andrew plays Draco and then the Snape clip]

Andrew: I don’t know. It’s going to go one way or the other.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: But yeah – I sort of – I feel like that’s – that it would – it would really be cool to me if, “It’s over,” and then he sends him flying off the Astronomy Tower. That would be really sad, but I think it would be really cool. Now Mikey, what do you think? Do you think it was out of context?

Mikey: I think it was out of context. I guess you know – because I think that’s kind of – “It’s over,” is just – he didn’t say anything like in the book. I know they can add stuff, but less is more. And honestly by saying, “It’s over,” kind of defeats the purpose. Yes, Avada Kedavra the green flash we know that kills people. We’ve seen it before.

Mikey: We know that kills people, we’ve seen it before.

Matt: Mhm.

Mikey: But why would he have to say “It’s over”? I think that’s taken out of context somewhere else, and it’s put in there because, again, the trailer is cut to be exciting.

Andrew: Right.

Mikey: And I think it fits in the trailer, but I really think – hope it’s out of context.

Matt: Maybe Snape says it to Draco? Says, “It’s over, I’ll finish it.”

Mikey: Maybe, I could see that. But I wouldn’t say it’s necessarily right before it. I would say, “It’s done,” and then he turns to Draco and there’s a pause before, and it’s not right afterwards. And it’s not referring to Dumbledore at all. It might be referring to Draco, say, “It’s over, it’s done.” His – you know…

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Yeah.

Micah: Or does he say it to Harry even, under the cloak?

Matt: Yeah, he could say…

Mikey: It could be.

Matt: But Harry’s not under the cloak, apparently.

Mikey: It could also even be out in the courtyard when Harry’s chasing him and stuff like that. After Snape kind of tosses him away, and it’s like, “It’s over,” and he walks away.

Matt: Yeah.

Mikey: I can’t imagine – especially how they’re going to portray Snape in the next movie based on what we know in the book, that they’re going to have him be that type of character saying, “It’s over” after he kills Dumbledore. Because that’s just kind of like the nail – it’s like stabbing him in the back, essentially. It’s not – he doesn’t want to do it, and we know he doesn’t want to do it.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: I mean – and this shot at 1:53, it’s a beautiful shot. It’s a close up of Snape, his hair is blowing in the wind, and that’s why I sort of think that it may be at the pinnacle moment, because this is a really nice shot of Snape. And I think the wind blowing in his hair just sort of completes it, and you’re close up so it’s emotional. Snape – I won’t jump to conclusions, but I kind of think he may be a little teary-eyed. I don’t know, his eyes look a little glossy.

Mikey: You know, it could be even after it’s done and he’s looking down at it, but not in the moment of killing him.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: People in the chat are saying Snape says “It’s over” right before the Death Eaters come, or right before the Death Eaters Apparate away.

Micah: In the book?

Andrew: Yeah, everyone’s saying he says it to the Death Eaters.

Matt: I think the same person is saying it over and over and over again. They’re going to get banned in a couple seconds if they don’t stop.

Andrew: No, but other people are saying it, too.

Matt: Okay. [laughs]

Andrew: Okay, well, yeah.

Matt: And that makes more sense.

Andrew: Yeah, it does, as much as I would like to see, “It’s over,” and then [makes spell sound]

Matt: He kills him, and then he stops the Death Eaters coming up or something, saying, “It’s over.”

Andrew: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Matt: And then he goes up and kills Dumbledore or something.

Andrew: Classic Alan Rickman.

Matt: Classic Alan pause two seconds after every word.

Andrew: Right. “It’s…over.” Which he does in every role ever, but whatever. It works for him.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: And we’re nearing the end of our play by play, and we’re also going to take your calls tonight…

Matt: Yes.

Andrew: …but once we’re done getting through all this. We’re also going to discuss some other news. It’s been just over a month since we’ve done our last show. Hehe, sorry.

Mikey: Hey, you want to know something funny that I just realized?

Matt: What?

Mikey: This is episode 173; my first episode was 73.

Andrew: Aw, Mikey!

Matt: Aw, Mikey!

Andrew: Happy 100.

Mikey: That’s 100 episodes ago. Wow.

Andrew: [laughs] Congratulations.

Mikey: Woohoo, I’m 100…episodes.

Andrew: That’s really nice.

Matt: Old.

Andrew: And we’ll call Laura right before we take the live calls. So Matt, if you want to tell her it’ll be a couple other minutes?

Matt: Yeah. She’s actually walking outside, so we can call her.


Trailer: Bellatrix in Hogwarts


Andrew: Okay. Bellatrix in the Great Hall, that’s at 1:56 and 2:05. We’ve seen it before, but it’s a really cool shot.

Matt: It is really nice.

Andrew: I mean, she’s just running along the Great Hall table, knocking…

Matt: Just kicking everything.

Andrew: Yeah, knocking everything out of her way.

Micah: She’s nuts.

Matt: She’s just having fun. That’s all she’s doing.

Andrew: She is nuts. And that’s what really makes that role. Her craziness is just – it’s over the top. And one of my favorite shots in Order of the Phoenix was when she was running through the Ministry of Magic, just flailing…

Mikey: Away from Harry?

Andrew: Yeah, flailing her arms…

Mikey: It was amazing, it really was. I’m looking at a shot right now at 2:05. She’s in the Great Hall, and she just has the biggest grin. It’s like, “Aw, she’s looking at puppies! No, she’s destroying the big old realm.”

Andrew: Right. She’s so happy. Yeah.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah, so that’s…

Matt: I just love – she just looks like a loose cannon, and that’s what Bellatrix is.

Andrew: What she is, yeah. So I really look forward to seeing her in this film and the next one. It looks like – I’m looking at the shot at 1:55, and she’s walking behind the rest of the Death Eaters. You see Draco there.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Anyone else that we recognize? It’s hard to tell from the back of the head.

Matt: Well, it’s the same people that we see when she’s conjuring up the Dark Mark.

Micah: Dark Mark, yeah.

Matt: We see the brother and sister, and Fenir Greyback.

Andrew: Ah. Yeah, yeah, yeah…

Micah: Yeah.

Matt: So we have a good group.

Andrew: Is Snape there, too?

Matt: Do you think it’s kind of ironic that Bellatrix is on the Gryffindor table, kicking all the stuff down?

Andrew: [laughs] Yes, it is actually.

Matt: Yeah.

Micah: She actually lets out a war cry. Do you have that audio? It’s pretty funny.

Andrew: Where is it? What’s the TM? TC?

Matt: Well, it’s like, 1:56, 1:55.

Mikey: I think she actually says, “Hiya!” You know, karate style.

Micah: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She does.

Andrew: I’ll play it.

Mikey: She does!

[Trailer clip plays]

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah, she’s like, “Yah!”

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: “Kung fu!”

Matt: That’s inserted, though, because her mouth isn’t even moving.

Andrew: Oh, well that just ruins it.

Matt: Yeah, sorry to ruin it.

Mikey: Oh. And you know, Matt, if you really want to get into that, theres a lot of spots here that I see ADR going off the wall like crazy, okay? They’ve put a lot of stuff in here.

Matt: Must be from ADR…

Mikey: It’s not just that. I think she’s just unique and able to make those kung fu noises, because she’s so into this scene.

Matt: Mhm.

[Andrew plays Snape clip]

Matt: Oh, it is?

[Everyone laughs]

Mikey: Let’s move on.

Matt: Okay.


Trailer: Dumbledore’s Death?


Andrew: No, that was Snape telling us the show’s over. Just kidding. Okay. In the last shot of Harry, at 2:13, that’s the – is that the last thing on our list? Yes. 2:13, 2:13…Oh yeah, it’s Harry. Where is he?

Mikey: I have no clue. He’s got a green glow…

Andrew: I think we’ve seen…

Matt: Wait.

Andrew: …this shot before in a previous trailer.

Matt: Wait, give me a code mark.

Andrew: 2:13. He’s looking around, and then he looks up.

Matt: Okay. This – I swear, this is the part where Harry witnesses Dumbledore dying.

Andrew: Oh!

Mikey: I can see it! That can be the Avada Kedavra curse.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Because we were told that he’s not under the Petrificus Totalus. He was hiding underneath it, and then he sees Snape give him the “sh” face, and then goes into the office.

Andrew: Yeah, the clock tower, that makes sense.

Matt: This is definitely – he’s watching it from the clock tower or something.

Andrew: Right, right. All right. Cool stuff. So let’s call Laura and get her thoughts, but also something to sort of speculate about, you guys may remember that a couple of weeks ago the trailer was at Show West. It was a big convention, do you guys remember hearing about that?

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: And there was a trailer – they played a trailer there. Presumably it was this one, right?

Matt: I would think so, maybe. Yeah.

Andrew: I think so, too. But Micah, could you run through the rules, please, for callers when they do start to call in? We’re not taking calls yet, so don’t call yet, but Micah, could you explain to them what the rules are, please?

Micah: Sure.

Andrew: While I get Laura’s number ready.

Micah: So when you guys call in, please, no shout outs, no plugs, mute your stream, and have a question or comment ready.

Andrew: Prepared, yeah.

Matt: Yeah.

Micah: You want me to give the numbers, too, or are you going to do that?

Andrew: No, you can. Go for it.

Micah: All right, the numbers: In the US, 1-218-20-MAGIC, and in the UK, 02081440677.


Laura’s Thoughts


Andrew: Yes, but do not call in yet. We’ll take calls later on. Right now, I’m getting Laura in here, using our wonderful world of Skype. It’s now ringing. [whispers] Laura.

Laura: Hello?

Andrew: [in a foreign accent] “Hello, pizza delivery for Laura Thompson.”

Laura: Oh, that’s a really terrible accent, Andrew.

Andrew: Oh, sorry. [laughs]

Matt: Yeah, that was really bad.

Andrew: Darn it! One day I’ll get you, Laura, one day!

Laura: Okay.

Micah: Should’ve played Snape for her.

Andrew: Well, Laura, thanks for coming on. I know you weren’t able to get a room in the library.

Laura: Yeah, it’s terrible. Imagine all these college students, wanting to study.

Andrew: [laughs] During finals time.

Laura: Jerks. [laughs]

Andrew: You should have banged on all the windows and been like, “I need to podcast! Get out!”

Laura: [laughs] They probably would have asked me what a podcast was.

Andrew: “Study your tech books! You’ll know!” Anyway, Laura, what’d you think of the trailer? You saw it earlier, what’d you think?

Laura: I thought it was awesome.

Andrew: Yes.

Laura: All around really cool. I was glad to see that they included more of the plot in the trailer…

Andrew: Right.

Matt: Yeah.

Laura: …like the Draco stuff and the Snape stuff, because originally I thought with the other trailers it just was a lot of focus on Voldemort, so…

Andrew: Yeah.

Laura: …I thought it was really awesome. And I liked it a lot.

Andrew: Yeah.

Laura: And it’s really cold, so that’s why I’m, like…

Andrew: Shivering?

Laura: I sound like I’m shivering. It’s freezing outside.

Andrew: Is this your favorite trailer yet? Would you agree that it’s the best one?

Laura: Yes, definitely.

Andrew: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Laura: You mean of this movie?

Andrew: Yeah, of the movies, yeah.

Laura: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Andrew: How about all time? We haven’t asked that question yet.

Mikey: Ooh.

Laura: Oh.

Matt: Oh.

Laura: I kind of liked the Order of the Phoenix one…

Andrew: Yeah.

Laura: …the theatrical one.

Matt: I kind of agree with…

Laura: Yeah.

Matt: Yeah.

Mikey: I have to say, I really liked Goblet of Fire trailers.

Andrew: Yeah.

Laura: Oh yeah?

Mikey: I liked those a lot.

Mikey: I would have to say I really liked the Goblet of Fire trailers.

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: I liked those a lot, I really did. But I think I liked this one out of all them for the Half-Blood Prince.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: The trailer editors really are great. I mean, these people who edit them together, they create emotion, they create a rush…

Matt: They really get the best trailer music, too, for each trailer.

Laura: Yeah. Well, and I have to say, I really liked how this time – I feel like a lot of time in these trailers, they pick the one funny moment in the movie and they keep putting it in the trailers over and over again.

Andrew: Yeah.

Laura: And I can only think of one moment in there that was meant to be humorous, and the rest of it was really serious.

Andrew: Right.

Laura: So I liked that a lot.

Andrew: Yeah. Me too. And I think we were – go ahead, Micah.

Micah: No, I was going to say, there was no “Chosen One” crap.

Andrew: Oh, yeah. [laughs]

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Instead we got the classic “Hermione beating Ron” shot.

Matt: Mhm.

Laura: Yeah.

Andrew: Or spanking him, yeah. Anyway, Laura, we’ll let you go. We don’t want you to freeze in…

Laura: Yeah, I’m walking back to my apartment.

Andrew: …wonderfully cool Maryland. All right, well, enjoy the trailer, and we’ll talk to you later.

Mikey: Bye, Laura.

Laura: Yeah, thanks for calling. Bye, guys.

Andrew: No problem.

Matt: Bye, Laura.

Micah: I’ve actually got a question, though.

Andrew: What’s that?

Andrew: Oh, and in the meantime – hold on one second, Micah – you guys can start calling in now. Theres a lot of people listening, and when there are a lot of people listening, a lot of people call in, and Skype literally overloads and it gets insane. So if you’re having a problem calling in, that may be why. And we are starting to get calls now, but go ahead, Micah.

Matt: Micah, if you have a question, please call the MuggleCast hotline.

[Andrew laughs]


Trailer: Hedwig’s Theme


Micah: Oh, okay. I’ll be right back, hold on. No, at the end, was “Hedwig’s Theme” darker than it’s ever been before? I mean, I never heard it that deep.

Matt: Oh yeah, definitely.

Andrew: Oh yeah, let’s play it. It was a very impactful one because it went straight from the sound effects to “Hedwig’s Theme”, where usually it’s a sort of a pause, and then it starts. [Hums “Hedwig’s Theme”]

Micah: Mhm.

Andrew: So here, we’ll play it.

Mikey: Wait…

Andrew: Hold on a second.

[Trailer clip plays]

Andrew: Ooh!

Matt: It’s sort of telling you it’s almost the end of the series, but not quite.

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah.

Matt: It’s like: [Hums dramatic version of “Hedwig’s Theme”]

Andrew: “We’re not letting you go just yet.”

Matt: “It ain’t over yet.”

Mikey: “Two more movies to give us money.”

[Andrew laughs]

Mikey: I mean… yeah.

Andrew: To give us laughs. But you know what else…

Mikey: Yeah, and cry.

Andrew: Yeah. We’re going…

[Mikey starts to say something]

Andrew: Hold on. One second, Mikey. Let me get the first call now, because everyone’s calling in like crazy.

Matt: Okay.


Live Call: Inferi


Andrew: First call is from Sasha. Hello, Sasha, you’re on MuggleCast Live this evening.

Caller: Hello?

Andrew: Hi, Sasha. How are you?

Matt: Hey.

Caller: Oh my god! Wait one second, let me mute my…

Andrew: Oh, wonderful. Welcome to the MuggleCast trailer bonanza! That’s what I’m calling it.

Caller: Hi.

Andrew: Hi.

Mikey: Hello.

Andrew: So what’s your question or comment?

Caller: Okay, I wanted to talk about the Inferi.

Andrew: Yes.

Caller: I know you already talked about it, but this was the thing I was going to say about the last trailer. They look kind of like skeletons.

Matt: Well, they are dead.

[Andrew laughs]

Caller: I know, but they don’t have bodies, though. They kind of do, but they’re – you know what I mean?

Andrew: Yeah. No, I know what you’re saying. They are very… [sighs] Okay, when we were on the set, they explained how they were designed, and you’re absolutely right. And we’re allowed to release another preview of our set visit one week from today, so maybe that’s what my set visit preview will be about. Because you’re right, and they put a lot of care into doing that. They are skeletal, yeah.

Matt: Yeah. But they really look like the way a dead body would look if it was in the water while it was decomposing, too.

Micah: Yeah, just…

Matt: Because they decompose differently in the water than they do if they were buried or something.

Andrew: Right.

Caller: Yeah, that’s true. I just pictured them as more of a body, I guess.

Andrew: Yeah, but I think it is a cool representation.

Caller: Yeah, I know. It’s definitely cool, because they make it all scary.

Andrew: Yeah.

Caller: Because I remember watching the interviews and stuff, the behind the scenes with Goblet of Fire, how they make all the CGI stuff really scary.

Andrew: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Matt: Well, I think a lot of people think that way, too, Sasha, because when we think of a zombie – because that’s what they said in the book – we think of regular zombie movies where they’re just regular people with decomposition. Like, you can see their skeletons a little bit through their skin.

Caller: Yeah, that’s what I was saying.

Matt: Yeah. So I think that’s just a common thought that a lot of people have when they think of a zombie.

Caller: Yeah.

Andrew: But once you see it, you’ll be like, “Oh, that’s pretty awesome.” Because we just see them fly by, so you don’t really get a full look at them. You know what I mean?

Matt: Mhm.

Caller: Yeah, totally.

Andrew: Yeah. All right, well thanks for calling in, Sasha! Where’re you calling from?

Caller: Rhode Island.

Andrew: Rhode Island, nice.

Matt: Nice.

Caller: Yeah.

Andrew: Were you going to say something else?

Caller: And, Andrew?

Andrew: Yeah?

Caller: Just last night I was listening to your Smart Mouths: Episode 10, and you might want to have kept that story to yourself.

Andrew: [laughs] Sorry, I just…

[Caller laughs]

Andrew: I couldn’t resist.

Matt: Hm.

Andrew: All right…

Caller: Okay.

Andrew: Thank you for calling in, Sasha!

Caller: Thank you!

Andrew: Bye. Oh, I cut her off. Whoops. Anyway, yeah, that was one thing that we saw when I visited the set last year, but all that stuff’s embargoed, so maybe I’ll make that my set visit preview. I’ll give you a preview of that, because they really put a lot of care into designing those guys. All right, let’s take another call: This is April. Hello, April, you’re on MuggleCast Live!


Live Call: Teary Moments


Caller: All right, I’m going to mute my stream. Okay. [laughs] Hello!

Andrew: [laughs] Hello!

Caller: Hi, how are you?

Andrew: I’m good, how are you? Where’re you calling from?

Caller: I’m good. I’m calling from Jersey City, New Jersey.

Andrew: Oh, Jersey City! North Jersey! [laughs]

Caller: Yeah, North Jersey, represent. [laughs]

Andrew: [laughs] Represent!

Caller: [laughs] Okay…

Andrew: Anyway, what do you think of the trailer?

Caller: The trailer was, like, the best trailer ever.

Andrew: Yes.

Caller: Yeah, it was a good mixture. Everybody was well represented, and I cried for no reason.

Andrew and Matt: Aw!

[April laughs]

Matt: At least you cried.

Andrew: Do you think you’ll cry during the movie? I mean, were there any specific scenes? I know you said no reason, but…

Caller: I really cried when Snape said, “It’s over.”

Andrew: Yeah.

Caller: Because that just reminded me that we really only have two more years.

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: [laughing] I know, you’re right!

Caller: Right! So that sentence hit home for a lot of reasons, not just for HBP, but…

Andrew: Yeah.

Caller: Deathly Hallows and everything else.

Andrew: They shouldn’t be reminding us.

[Andrew plays Snape clip]

Caller: I know!

[Caller and Matt laugh]

Andrew: Not cool. But yeah…

Caller: That’s basically it. It just made everything hit home.

Andrew: Yeah, it did. It did. I hear you, and I think a lot of the fans hear you. In the chat a lot of people are saying they cried, too, so…

Matt: Mhm.

[April laughs]

Andrew: You’re not the only one.

[Matt laughs]

Caller: Yeah.

Andrew: All right, April, well thanks for calling in from Jersey City!

Caller: No problem! Thanks for taking my call, guys.

Andrew: No problem. Have a good night in Jersey!

Mikey: Byeee!

Matt: Bye!

Andrew: My hometown. That’s my home state, guys. I came from New Jersey.

Mikey: Woot, woot!

Matt: Woo.


Live Call: It’s Over, Time to Go


Andrew: Next up on the calls: Liliana Potter is your alias. Hello!

Caller: Hi! One second, let me just…

Andrew: Thank you.

Caller: Hi. I’m calling from Cambridge, Massachusetts.

Andrew: I’ve got to say – oh, can you turn your stream down more? [laughs]

Caller: Oh yeah. One sec, sorry.

Andrew: I was about to just say, we have the best-trained callers in all of Skype-world…

Mikey: Aw…

Andrew: …but then I heard myself talking. [laughs]

Mikey: You were going to say it too soon, Andrew. Too soon.

Andrew: Well, it’s very good, because as soon as we pick up a call, they say, “Hold on, let me mute my stream.” That’s perfect, that’s what I like to hear.

Matt: That’s what I like to hear.

Andrew: Anyway, go ahead. What was your favorite part of the film? Or what do you want to say about it?

Caller: Oh, well I was just calling – I liked the trailer a lot…

Andrew: Yeah.

Caller: …and I thought the Draco/Harry fight scene was pretty cool.

Andrew: Yeah, it was.

Matt: Yeah.

Caller: But I just found the page in the book where Snape says, “It’s over.”

Andrew: Mhm?

Caller: So it’s page 598 of the American version…

Andrew: Yeah.

Caller: And I think he’s running away. I don’t know, did you guys already find that, or…?

Andrew: Well, yeah, some people in the chat said it was right after the Death Eaters – or right when the Death Eaters – what was it, guys? Sorry, I’m…

Caller: Yeah.

Matt: When they’re…

Caller: Harry’s running after him, and it says, “He heard the hated voice shout, ‘It’s over. Time to go,’ and saw Snape disappearing around the corner at the far end of the corridor.” So…

Andrew: [Imitating Snape] “It’s over. Time to go.”

Matt: “Time to go.”

Caller: Yeah, so I just thought I’d call in and say that I’d found that, so…

Andrew: Cool!

Matt: That’s great.

Andrew: Thank you.

Matt: Awesome!

Andrew: Thank you for helping us out. That’s why…

Caller: Thanks for listening, guys!

Andrew: …we need to re-read the books. Oh, well, thank you for calling in!

Caller: Yeah, you guys are awesome. Thanks!

Andrew: Thank you!

Matt: Aw, thanks!

Andrew: Bye-bye!

Caller: Bye!

Mikey: Byeee!

Matt: Byeee!

Andrew: Mikey, what’s with you and your “byeee”?

Matt: I know, you just come out of – you don’t say anything for the entire conversation, and then when she goes, “Bye,” you go…

Andrew: “Byeeee!”

Matt: [in a deep voice] “…Byeee!”

Mikey: I was looking up the “It’s over,” okay? I’m sorry…

Andrew: All right.

Mikey: I got distracted. It happens.

Andrew: All right.

Matt: It does.

Andrew: By the way, guys, it doesn’t seem like the Skype-in number is working. Everyone’s just Skyping us, so if you want a shot at calling us, call us on Skype. It’s the username MuggleCast. I do not know why – I’m not getting any numbers from the phone line.

Mikey: Actually, you know what, guys? I’m looking at the – Snape actually says, “‘It’s over. Time to go.’ And he saw Snape disappearing.”

Andrew: Oh.

Mikey: So Snape is yelling that at the Death Eaters to leave.

Andrew: Right.

Mikey: Instead of them like gawking at like the flying down, dying Dumbledore, it’s like, “It’s time to go,” and then Harry saw Snape disappearing around the corner at the far end of the court.

Andrew: Yeah. Nice.

Matt: Nice.

Andrew: Cool.

Mikey: There we go, see I actually looked it up, that’s why I was a little distracted.

Andrew: Good job.

Matt: Well thank you for your call, Mikey.

Mikey: I returned, yeah, yeah okay, bye guys, thanks.

Andrew: Bye.

Matt: Bye.

Andrew: I’m waiting for a guy…

Mikey: No, no, no, I’m sorry…


Live Call: An Untrained Caller


Andrew: I see – I see guys call – oh – [makes frustrated noise]. I see guys call and then – all right, okay, here we go. Hey Logan! Hello?

Caller: Hello?

Andrew: What’s up Logan? Hello?

Caller: Nothing.

Andrew: Listen to us on Skype, what’s going on?

Caller: Nothing, I just thought that – yeah, hello?

Matt: Hello?

Andrew: Okay. See that’s what we call an untrained trailer – or caller. That’s why I jinxed myself, as soon as I said – hello, Nick! Nick?


Live Call: Who Edits The Trailers


Mikey: Hello?

Caller: Oh hey, I’d like to order a pepperoni pizza?

Andrew: Ah I’m sorry the pizza place is closed.

Matt: No, that was me, that was me.

Mikey: Oh, what’s up, did you order enough for all of us?

Matt: [laughs] No, just me.

Caller: Ah I might be able to spare a slice.

[Matt and Mikey laugh]

Andrew: What’s up dude?

Caller: Not a whole lot.

Andrew: What did you think of the trailer?

Caller: I definitely think it’s the best trailer yet.

Andrew: Yeah.

Caller: You know I have to say that I like the editing – you know the way they cut it all together, you know I think it really gives us a good representation of the movie we’re going to get to see.

Andrew: Yeah, it really does look great. Those guys who edit, they’re the best. I wonder if they edit the movies.

Matt: No, because the movies are crap.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Well aren’t – Mikey they – they – there’s different – there’s certain, like businesses right? Like WB sends them a boatload of clips and they just edit it together right? A separate company?

Mikey: Yeah, yeah, yeah like right away I can – actually I wouldn’t be surprised if like Skip Films cut this. There’s basically like three or four major editing houses that would do this type of film.

Andrew: Oh okay.

Mikey: And all they do is trailers. And there’s actually a – there’s actually a company called Skip Films and all they do is like a lot of the fast-paced action, you know, cut…

Andrew: Cool.

Mikey: You know trailer stuff?

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: And actually – it’s actually a term in the industry. Oh, we need to skip that up – means you’re taking the style of trailer editing.

Andrew: Oh, nice.

Mikey: Uh huh, so if they need to skip it up if it wasn’t so – you know the way they wanted it, they Skip it up a little bit…

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: And Skip Films is the company that does that.

Andrew: Cool.

Mikey: Yeah, just a little insight. I’m so far away from Hollywood it – I miss – I miss it a little.

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: You’re still connected.

Matt and Caller: Yeah.

Mikey: It’s all right, I still know what’s up. I still talk to those guys.

Andrew: Nick, where are you calling from?

Caller: Youngstown, Ohio.

Andrew: Youngstown, Ohio, cool! Getting people from all over. Well thanks dude, for calling in.

Caller: No problem guys.

Andrew: No problem, cool, see ya!

Caller: Thanks.

Matt: Bye, Nick.

Andrew:: Yep, bye.

Matt: We’re getting closer to the West Coast.

Andrew: I thought Nick was one of us, I was getting confused. I was like – is someone playing our voices back? You know what I mean?

Mikey: Yeah.

Andrew: Oh, so many people are calling. Some people I recognize on here and I want to take their calls but – it’s the luck of the draw here, because people are calling…


What’s Up With The Date?


Matt: Did we even talk about the date at the end of the trailer yet?

Mikey: No we didn’t, we completely skipped over that.

Andrew: [laughs] Oh yeah, what’s up with the date?

Matt: Yeah, I was just thinking that.

Mikey: It’s like it just comes out today and it’s like – you guys have already announced your change in the date.

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: What’s up with that?

Andrew: I know – yeah it was kind of weird. Hey you know what? Let’s take one more call and then we’ll get into the news and then if we have a little more time we’ll continue taking some calls because I know obviously a lot of people are calling. There’s that – 1,050 people listening to us this evening. Happy Thursday everybody!

Micah: Yeah we got some Twitter responses too.

Andrew: Oh you want to read through those?

Micah: Sure.


Live Call: Attack on Diagon Alley


Andrew: Right here let me take one more call and you get those ready and then I will – we’ll get to the Twitter questions. Hello Carly, you’re on MuggleCast Live.

Caller: Wait, seriously?

Andrew: Yeah, seriously.

Matt: Yeah.

Caller: Awesome!

Andrew: Yeah, just mute your UStream.

Caller: Oh, dude, sorry.

Andrew: There we go.

Caller: Is that muted?

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Yeah.

Caller: All right, sweet.

Andrew: Good job.

Caller: All right. I actually had a question.

Andrew: What’s that?

Caller: On like – time code about 1:09, 1:10, is that still Muggle London? Or is that Diagon Alley or something?

Matt: No, it’s – it’s Diagon Alley.

Andrew: Yeah that – yeah.

Caller: Okay.

Andrew: Yeah, because you see the little – the little guys walking around too.

Matt: Yeah because the guy who’s doing the trailer voice – he goes, “from our world to theirs” or something like that.

Andrew: From their world to our world.

Matt: Yeah so it’s kind of a transition between both worlds.

Andrew: Yeah.

Caller: Oh okay, cool.

Matt: Yeah.

Caller: Oh is Fenrir Greyback just like robbing some random woman?

Matt: Yeah, oh I – I don’t know if it’s a woman because wizards all dress weird but yeah he – he does – he – I think that’s his job, he collects, because he did that in Deathly Hallows where he just collects people who aren’t of a…

Mikey: You know what, actually guys I think that – what’s his name – Wandmaker, because he has all these tools around his belt. And it’s covered up.

Caller: Oh yeah.

Mikey: It looks like it could be…

Andrew: Olli- Ollivander. Olli- Olli- Olli…

Mikey: Yeah, Ollivander.

Andrew: What’s wrong with me?

Mikey: Ollivander.

Andrew: Ollivander.

Mikey: I wanted to say Ollivander, but no.

Andrew: Ollivander.

Mikey: Ollivander.

Andrew: Ollivander. What’s wrong with me?

Mikey: I know, I know.

Matt: There’s something wrong with you.

Andrew: Okay, well I’m going to show the people here on UStream, since I can say those words correctly. Yeah, he’s grabbing…

Matt: He’s grabbing some- a guy. It has to be Ollivander.

Andrew: It’s not Ollivander.

Matt: Because he’s the only guy in Diagon Alley.

Andrew: Is it a guy?

Mikey: That we know about.

Matt: Yeah. [laughs]

Caller: It looks like she’s- It looks like they’re wearing like a skirt. I guess that’s like a…

Andrew: No, no.

Caller: One piece or something.

Andrew: He’s wearing a tool belt.

Mikey: A work apron. It’s a tool belt/work apron type thing and he has like a hood on. So I think we’re not supposed to know who it is and maybe it’ll be revealed that he’d been taken at that time, you know, in the next movie or something.

Andrew: That would make sense, since they got to set that up, so…

Matt: Yeah.

Mikey: Yeah.

Caller: Kind of reminds me of Pirates of the Caribbean – that scene where they’re all running through.

Matt: Yeah.

Caller: And like blowing stuff up.

Andrew: Right, exactly.

Mikey: In the first one.

[Andrew laughs]

Caller: Yeah. [laughs]

Andrew: All right, Carly, thank you for calling in.

Caller: All right, thank you.

Andrew: Buh-bye!

Matt and Mikey: Bye.

MuggleCast 173 Transcript (continued)


Twitter Feedback


Andrew: See? I did it. Buh-bye! All right, Micah, you want to read through some of those Twitter responses? What’d we – What’d we get?

Micah: All right. Well, we asked people what their initial reactions to the trailer. Do you still think its PG? Was there too much on Snape? And – bunch of responses here. I’ll read about five of them, or so. CalMCL said, “Wow, trailer was epic. Inferi were a little too Gollum-ish for my liking. I expected them to be more zombie-like.” SCGameCock said – no hold on, that’s irrelevant. I’m sorry.

[Andrew snickers]

Micah: I can’t pronounce half these people’s names. Shefalihalder said, “It was the most epic thing I have ever seen in my life.”

Andrew: Nice. Yeah I definitely think it’s the most epic of Harry Potter trailers. I kind of forget Order of the Phoenix and all of them, but you really feel a lot of emotion with this one.

Micah: Yeah. EmilyEC said, “Single most epic trailer ever. Music was especially astounding. Never too much Snape. Loved it.”

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah, well there’s never too much Snape because there’s hardly any to begin with. You know what I mean, it’s just like – we get so little of him in the trailers.

Micah: Right.

Andrew: Not to mention the films. So…

Micah: SPG2008 says, “It should be PG-13.”

Andrew: Yeah, that’s – you know…

Matt: It has to.

Andrew: Don’t get it.

Matt: Yeah, but we’ve talked about this a lot, though.

Andrew: Yeah, we’re not going to call them again, so…

[Micah laughs]

Mikey: Okay.

Andrew: And was that it? All the Twitter feedback?

Micah: Well, no, there’s a lot more. I’m just trying to read them here through real quick.

Matt: Mhm.

Micah: JohnK said, “Thought the trailer was great. They didn’t put too much of Snape in, and the stuff they did put in didn’t reveal all that much.” I don’t know if I agree with that, though. I think the scene where Snape was kind of kicking Harry’s butt…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: ..kind of revealed a little bit too much.

Matt: Yeah. I’m looking at one of the Twitter people and PoFoSho said, “They didn’t actually say anything about the Half-Blood Prince book.”

Mikey: Yeah.

Andrew: That still hasn’t happened, but…

Matt: But is it really that – that mandatory that they have to say why the movie is called Half-Blood Prince in the trailer?

Mikey: No. Not really at all, actually.

Andrew: They never really emphasis – well, they did with Chamber of Secrets.

Matt: Right, but the whole movie revolves around…

Andrew: That was the central – yeah.

Matt: The Chamber of Secrets. Yeah, they don’t say the Prisoner of Azkaban. This is the Prisoner of Azkaban and – but yeah, like other films, I would say like Lord of the Rings trilogy and like Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy, they didn’t specify what each thing in the name was.

Andrew: Right. Well, I mean, you have – I mean like – It’s funny because the very first picture that came out from this film was Harry holding the Half-Blood Prince book. So you’re like, “Oh! That’s cool, I guess.” [laughs] Well, it really wasn’t cool, but that may give the impression that they may be trying to circle the plot around the Half-Blood Prince book. Who knows? But we will see a little bit of it in the movie.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Unless they cut that.

Micah: Well I wonder how much they’re going to get in terms of back story, though. Because, you know, that’s where Harry really learns about Lily’s connection to Snape.

Matt: Mmm.

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: Well also, I don’t think we see any shots of Harry holding any books, so I don’t think the trailer really focuses on his academic career at Hogwarts that much, guys.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: No, that’s right.

Mikey: So…

Andrew: Let’s take one more caller and then we’ll move into the news. There’s a lot – what?

Matt: Okay.

Andrew: There’s a lot of stuff to talk about, so…

Matt: All right.


Live Call: Voldemort


Andrew: Sorry. I was – I had my thumb on one person, and then it – whatever. Hello, Jose! You’re on MuggleCast Live! Jose, Hello?

Caller: Yeah.

Andrew: Welcome to the show.

Ben: Hello, hello.

Caller: Crap, I actually got in.

Andrew: Yeah.

Caller: Anyways, yeah, just two things. You guys were talking about it didn’t have a lot of “You’re the chosen one” stuff, but I think it did mention it once, and I heard Hermione say, “You mustn’t…” What was it?

Mikey: It was something about destiny?

Caller: Something about who you are.

Mikey: Yeah, it was something about who you are/destiny. I remember that scene somewhere.

Andrew: I’m the chosen one, that’s who I am. There’s a quick shot of Voldemort too, again, I mean, it’s cool, but he’s not even in the movie so why? I don’t know. I guess he will be in the movie, but really quick flashback.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: I’m just tired of seeing him when he’s not in the movie.

Micah: There was a shot of young Voldemort too?

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Kind of screaming up.

Andrew: Yeah.

Caller: Yeah, there was like – there was one when he was a little kid and then in the bubble his face warps into big Voldemort, I don’t know, something like that.

Andrew: Right. Yeah, I was referring to old Voldemort, for the record.

Matt: Oh, what Hermione says is, “You have to realize who you are.” Or something like that.

Caller: Yeah.

Andrew: Oh, okay.

Mikey: Yeah, that’s what it is.

Andrew: Nice.

Mikey: I knew it was in there somewhere.

Andrew: Cool, All right, well thanks for calling in Jose.

Caller: All right, no problem.

Andrew: Bye!

Matt: Bye [censored]!

Andrew: Okay, Matt, that wasn’t nice.

Matt: What? I said Jose.

Andrew: Oh.

Matt: Sorry, my mouth went away from the mic. Sorry, that’s not what I meant.

[Andrew laughs]


News: Another HBP Release Date


Andrew: All right, well there is some news to talk about today, and then maybe we’ll take a couple more calls. So, obviously we’re doing the show a little backwards today, but who cares? The first thing that really just happened actually – the release date of Half-Blood Prince was changed to July 15th.

Matt: Yes.

Andrew: What do you guys think? I mean, is anyone upset or?

Matt: I mean, let’s just talk about the reason why they did it. The whole…

Andrew: Well…

Micah: Money!

Andrew: Yeah, money.

Matt: Well, yeah, because now they’re up against Transformers 2.

Andrew: No.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: No, the reason that WB said was because for every day – every day in the summer is like a Saturday or a Friday. They said something like that.

Matt: Oh. What I read was they are coming up against a lot more competition.

Andrew: What’s the release date of Transformers 2? [Noise goes off] Sorry about that. What’s the release date of Transformers 2?

Matt: I’m looking, the chat is just killing my UStream – or my internet…

Andrew: Don’t have it open…

Micah: Well here’s the quote though, from the guy…

Andrew: Yeah, read it.

Micah: “The gives the movie a head start on the weekend, during what is shaping up to be a highly competitive summer season for Hollywood which has major franchise films opening virtually every week.” It’s all about money!

Andrew: Yeah, of course.

Micah: They want the jumpstart on a huge weekend.

Mikey: Yeah, it’s the same thing that happened when Order of the Phoenix came out…

Andrew: Yeah!

Mikey: And Pirates and all those movies. Transformers actually comes out on the 24th of June.

Matt: Yeah, of June, so it’s coming out before.

Andrew: It’s totally separate.

Mikey: Yeah, but it’s the same thing. It’s like there was Shrek 3 that came out, Pirates of the Caribbean 3, Order of the Phoenix, all those movies just came out one week after another. I felt like I was going to the movies every week…

Matt: It’s because we all were.

Mikey: Or waiting a week and seeing two or three movies at once.

Andrew: Okay, here’s my thing. They did this with Order of the Phoenix. So why not do it – Why not think about this when they moved the date from November to July? Why wouldn’t that dawn on them? I don’t get it because it’s already happened, this isn’t new…

Mikey: Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, they did.

Andrew: No they didn’t.

Mikey: They did…

Andrew: No they didn’t.

Mikey: What happens is…

Matt: He was there.

Mikey: Andrew, Andrew, Andrew…

Andrew: This trailer says July 17th!

Mikey: Andrew, Andrew, this is considered what they call a tent pole movie. Okay?

Andrew: No, I know. We’ve heard all that. Okay, listen.

Mikey: And what holds it all up – to make more money, they move it earlier…

Andrew: You’re kidding right?

Mikey: They move it earlier. They originally planned that, I’m sure they did. It would be ridiculous if they didn’t.

Matt: So do they want – so the wanted to lose money by setting it eight months back? Is that how the math goes?

Mikey: No, that was a whole bunch of different reasons. But it was a tent pole movie to kind of keep up – it’s all business related.

Andrew: Okay, okay, Alan Horn. Thank you. Alan Horn.

Matt: Yeah, Thank you.

Mikey: All right, guys…

Andrew: President of Warner Brothers, Alan Horn is here, thank you!

[Matt and Mikey laugh.]

Mikey: All right, thank you, fine. Fine.

Andrew: No, but that’s what he said.

Mikey: I don’t know anything, you’re right, I don’t.

Andrew: No, it is about money.

Matt: This tent movie is…

Andrew: It is about money, but I don’t need to – this tent pole…

Mikey: They moved it back – they put it in July…

Andrew: Is this a circus?

Mikey: They moved it earlier – they moved it earlier, to Wednesday, like a lot of movies do.

Matt: Right.

Mikey: A lot of movies come out on Wednesday now because it gives them a couple days before the weekend box office, and what happens is those five days that are now the box office weekend automatically guarantees this movie’s going to be number 1. It should have been number 1 already, but never know, and now they have five days going into that weekend tally to show that this movie is in the green, where they want it to be.

[Andrew plays “Circus” by Britney Spears in background]

Micah: What I think Andrew’s point was why if you were concerned about the financial side of it, why would you have moved it back in the first place knowing that it would have made enough money in November anyways.

Matt: Yeah, it’s only for two days! If the two days were so significant to put it up on that certain day, why didn’t they do that when they released later to begin with? Because, you know – because, I mean, it was only a two-day – that only meant they were trying to find the best date of that week to release it but that’s something they should have already known when they were going to release it later.

Andrew: This is Alan Horn’s new song, it’s called “Circus.” This is him singing.

Matt: Can you turn it off?

Andrew: And he’s running a tent-pole.

Matt: All right. Are we…

Andrew: In the music video.

[Music is turned off]

Matt: I think the biggest issue we have for this release date is really that it was a day and a half at most so there’s really no difference for anybody technically. The biggest thing that is the issue is Azkatraz. For us.

Andrew: Yeah, the thing…

Matt: And a lot of the fans and anybody who’s going.


News: Azkatraz Update


Andrew: Those of you who are attending Azkatraz, here’s what’s going to happen. The film’s going to be moved to 9 PM or around 9 PM – it’s going to be between like 8 and 11. The movie theatre can’t confirm the time for like another month or two so right now, those who are attending, you’ll be seeing the movie earlier – sure you could see it before that but the cool thing is this is IMAX so you can go see it in a regular theatre and then you can see it again in IMAX and then after the IMAX screening, we’re going to be doing the podcast.

Matt: Mhm. And it’s just a day, most of the people who are actually going to Azkatraz, they’re going to be getting ready to go so you wouldn’t be able to see the film, anyway. Maybe.

Andrew: Right. No, that’s true. Yeah, and plus some people want to see it for the first time with their friends and that’s totally understandable. But, okay, and here’s the other thing; Deathly Hallows Part II comes out July 15, 2011. Guess what day that is. That’s a Friday. So what do you think they’re going to do with that date?

Matt: They’re going to release it eight months later.

Andrew: No. They’re going to…

Matt: Oh. [laughs]

Andrew: Well, maybe. But they’re going to move it to Wednesday! Why not just move it now? Just tell us now, don’t tell us three months out – because you know that’s what they’re going to do. They’re going to wait until it gets really close and then all of a sudden, “Ah, guys, I’m sorry. We’ve got to move it to Wednesday! I mean, obviously we’re going to do it, we did it with the other two films.”

Matt: Ah, I don’t know about the Deathly Hallows film, because there’s so much hype already for this film because it’s the last movie…

Andrew: But Matt, but Matt!

Matt: …they’re putting a lot of energy into it.

Andrew: But Matt! In the summer…

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: …every day’s a weekend.

Matt: Yeah. Okay. I know. Thank you.

Andrew: You know what it is?

Matt: But…

Andrew: It’s just a Circus.

Matt: Okay. But there’s going to be so many events…

[Andrew starts playing “Circus” by Britney Spears again]

Mikey: Andrew.

Andrew: Sorry, I can’t hear you over Alan Horn.

Matt: Can you turn off your crappy music?

[Andrew stops the music]

Andrew: It’s Alan Horn.

Mikey: Wow.

Matt: Yeah, that’s great.

Mikey: Wow.

Andrew: He’s telling us about the tent-pole.

Matt: Yeah. The joke is dead.

Andrew: All eyes on me, Alan Horn, in the centre of the ring…

Matt: Okay!

Andrew: …my tent-pole.

Matt: We get it! You’re funny.

[Andrew laughs]

Matt: Okay.

Andrew: Okay, in other news – oh! By the way, Nick, MuggleNet staff member Nick, was talking to me about this earlier, he’s upset because the UK still has to wait until the 17th. So, it is kind of unfair. I feel bad for them. Doesn’t anyone else?

Mikey: Yeah. Does the UK – do we know if they’re going to change the date over there?

Andrew: Well…

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: I said to Nick maybe they will do it they just haven’t decided yet, but that’s what happens with the international release dates. And it is kind of weird because it’s filmed there, it’s produced there, it’s edited there, like everything happens there for Harry Potter

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: …and yet it comes out two days later than the US. I understand the tent-pole, the – I – Mikey I was making fun of you earlier…

Mikey: I know. I know.

Andrew: …but I know it’s a real term. You sent me a definition earlier and…

Mikey: Yes, I sent you very long-winded definitions, in Wikipedia. Look up ten-pole, for me.

Andrew: I know, I believe it, that’s what he meant. That’s what he said in the press release. “It’s a tent-pole summer,” blah, blah, blah. Yeah.

Micah: And it looks like we’ve got an answer on that whole feather thing with Draco.

Andrew: Oh yeah?

Micah: Apparently he uses birds to test out the cabinet.

Andrew: Oh.

Micah: This was reported after the HPB screening – that Eric did.

Matt: Is it the same birds that Hermione used on Ron?

Micah: Maybe.

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Andrew: What’s this?

Matt: Ooh, birds.

Andrew: It’s got Ron’s hair on it. Hmmm.

Matt: Hmmm. I’m stealing these.


News: Waylett Arrested for Drug Possession


Andrew: In other news – and this is a more serious story – Jamie Waylett, the actor who plays Crabbe in the Potter films – all five of them…

Matt: Mmmm.

Andrew: …he was arrested for drug possession when he was pulled over with his friend and they, you know, were pulled over and they were found to have weed, marijuana, on them. Cannabalis, as the article says.

Micah: Cannabis.

Andrew: Cannabis, sorry.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: See, I don’t know my terms just because I don’t do that kind of thing. Stay in school, kids.

Matt: They’re all in school too.

Andrew: Do you guys think this is going to affect the seventh film? Because he has a court date in July, so that may interfere with the premier.

Matt: Yeah.

Micah: Well, I think the bigger problem is that he was growing it at his apartment, not that – or his home, rather – not that he …

Andrew: Yeah, that too.

Micah: Just happened to have it in possession when – in the car.

Andrew: Right. Please…

Micah: It’s going to cause a bigger problem at the premiere, I think, because that’s going to be a big focus unfortunately for a lot of the media that goes there…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: I would think.

Matt: Because – I mean he has a death scene in the film. He does die.

Andrew: Yeah. So, I still think they’ll have him back, you know, it’ll blow over. Of course, in July it’ll pick back up when the court trial is and who…

Matt: Mmhm.

Andrew: Knows what will happen after that?

Matt: Well, do we even know how…

Andrew: The punishment is?

Matt: Yeah, the punishment in England is, if it’s the same as in the U.S.

Andrew: Somebody told me it’s pretty bad, and I can’t remember what the punishment is, but it can be pretty bad.

Micah: Its jail time, but I don’t know how much.

Andrew: Yeah it’s jail time. Yeah it depends on you know I think a lot of it is going to ride on his you know how much – him growing it at home too that’s an even bigger offense.

Matt: Yeah that’s a big offense.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: That’s huge, that’s a big flag.


News: J.K.R. Steps Down from MS Society Scotland


Andrew: So that’s a shame, and then right around this time like more sad Potter news we found out that J.K. Rowling stepped down from the Multiple Scl – Scl – Scl…

Matt: Sclerosis.

Andrew: …Sclerosis Society Scotland, and she had been the figure head of this she was a big supporter of it of finding a cure for MS because her mother died of it, and we found out that she stepped down. There was a statement from J.K. Rowling saying that there was something going on within MS Society Scotland that she didn’t approve of. She thought things were going the wrong way so she stepped down, so it’s kind of sad.

Matt: Yeah.


Marijuana Prison Term


Micah: It’s 14 years by the way, is the maximum sentence for growing marijuana.

Andrew: In UK or…

Micah: Yup.

Andrew: Oh wow.

Micah: That’s the maximum though.

Andrew: Right.

Micah: But they seized about four thousand dollars worth of weed in his house.

Mikey: Yeah.

Andrew: Dollars? Dollars or pounds?

Micah: Yeah, dollars.

Mikey: And see you have to, you also have to kind of see this to as he’s not really a public figure, but he’s also famous to the point where they might use him as an example so they might give him the worst case. Hopefully he doesn’t get the worst case scenario but you know who knows where this could lead.

Andrew: Yeah it’s a shame it really is but you know hopefully things get resolved, and may the law steer him the right way. I don’t know what the proper thing is to say there.

Matt: Well, I don’t think that’s the proper way to say it.


Back to Rowling Stepping Down


Andrew: Anyways, J.K. Rowling, MS Society Scotland – pretty sad to see her step down right guys?

Mikey: Yeah.

Matt: Yeah, it’s pretty sad.

Andrew: Because she was a big figure head but she’ll always support it though, so that’s a shame, but hopefully things will get better. Micah, there was also some casting rumors. You should be doing the news. You’re the news man. I don’t know why I’m doing the news.

Micah: No, I took the night off.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: Sorry.

Andrew: You don’t work nights – Thursday nights.

Micah: Nope.

Andrew: Anyway well there was a – do you want to do it? Or…

Micah: No because I really don’t have any idea what you’re talking about.


News: Grindelwald Cast


Andrew: All right Jamie Campbell – you know – Jamie Campbell Bower he starred in most recently Sweeney Todd. [singing] “I have sailed the world beheld it’s wonders,” he was that guy. Right Matt? I think?

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: He was cast as well the rumor is he will be cast as Grindelwald, and what do you think of that casting Matt?

Matt: I don’t like it.

Andrew: Really?

Matt: No.

Mikey: Really?

Matt: No, I don’t.

Mikey: You don’t like it?

Andrew: Why not?

Matt: I just don’t think he looks the part. I think he’s too pretty.

Andrew: Here’s his singing voice – well, Mikey what do you think of it? You’ve seen Sweeney Todd.

Matt: But he’s also in a Twilight film too. He just got recently casted for the New Moon film.

Andrew: Yeah, he was cast in Twilight or I mean New Moon.

Mikey: You know – I think he kind of works as it, but maybe – you know – it’s young – well do we know who’s cast for young Dumbledore?

Matt: No, I don’t. I don’t think we know.

Andrew: There may – well will there be a casting? I mean maybe Michael Gambon can play it off?

Mikey: Really? You think so?

Andrew: I don’t know I mean they made him kind of young.

Mikey: Well he’s supposed to be in school at this time just graduating.

Andrew: Right.

Mikey: Like I can’t imagine like you know Michael Gambon passing as an 18-year-old at all.

Andrew: Here’s his voice he’s a good singer.

[Clip plays]

Andrew: Ahhhh! So…

[Clip ends]

Matt: He has a really good voice.

Andrew: He’s a good singer at least.

Matt: Yeah, it…

Andrew: [singing] “I feel you Dumbledore.”

Matt: I mean he – I guess he could play a good Grindelwald but honestly I just think it’s too soon.

Mikey: You know see I’m looking at some pictures of Sweeney Todd right now, and now I remember exactly who the guy is – you know – I really like him as it because he kind of has this – I don’t know I’m looking at the first photo on IMDB with him and Johnny Deep in front of him and honestly he’s got this crazy eye that can like totally pass for Grindelwald.

Matt: He does look really creepy.

Mikey: You know like a hunger for power and he wants to put Muggles beneath him like he’s that strong I could see that I really could.

Andrew: Yeah, I agree.

Micah: I could’ve made a joke right there and I chose not to.

Mikey: Thank you. I appreciate it. I really do. We’re trying to keep this show under PG-13, also.

Micah: Yeah. I know.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: But, Andrew, when was this? Because I don’t even remember any news about Grindelwald. That’s why I said that earlier.

Andrew: It was a couple – oh, it was a couple weeks ago.

Micah: Oh, Okay.

Andrew: I can’t – I don’t know. I got it off the site. I know we posted it, but yeah, we’ll keep you updated on that. So yeah, so he’s busy with New Moon, but I don’t think that’ll interfere with this film because, you know, they got flexible recording schedules.

Matt: Yeah.

Mikey: Recording schedules?

Andrew: Filming schedules, sorry.

Mikey: Yeah.

Andrew: By the way, Matt sent me this. Somebody Photoshopped Dumbledore falling off the tower like I requested, and I’m going…

Mikey: Wait, where’s it at? I want to see it.

Andrew: I’m going show it on the UStream thing. I’ll send you a link in a little bit. Got to be honest, it’s not the best Photoshop job because Dumbledore’s like the size of the tower, but hey…

Matt: It’s probably a close up. It’s probably coming at the camera.

Andrew: Yeah. [laughs] I’ll deal with it, you know. It’s art. It’s art. So, thanks to whoever created that. I don’t know. Matt just sent it to me. We’re going to paste a link in the chat if – it’s good they did it this way because this is so obviously not what it would look like.

Matt: Yeah.


News: Yahoo! Posters


Andrew: Guys, we’ll put it online, too, if you’re listening to this show later, we’ll put it in the show notes. We got to get out of here soon. What’s – what else do we have to talk about? Oh! One last thing, okay. So, the Half-Blood Prince trailers were – posters were released over the past few weeks, but just tonight Yahoo! released some excellent new posters. Have you guys seen these yet?

Matt: Yeah.

Mikey: Are you talking the character banners?

Matt and Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: Yeah.

Matt: They’re really cool.

Mikey: Do you know, there’s one that it didn’t sit right with me, and I’ll tell you which one it is in a second.

Andrew: Mikey, can you turn your headphone volume down? I hear you a lot, or I hear myself a lot through it. I think it’s yours, but yeah. Yahoo! released these really – and like when I saw these, I just had to gasp because they look great. The first one when you click the link is Dumbledore and Harry.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Okay. Yeah, Dumbledore and Harry, and they’re like on a rock it looks like, but I mean this is obviously really Photoshopped, so this is not a scene from the movie, but what do you think of this new style where like the title is bigger than the poster?

Matt: I think its okay.

Andrew: Mikey? Micah?

Mikey: Yeah. Yeah, I like it. I think they don’t need the title to be as predominant…

Andrew: Right.

Mikey: As it has been in previous ones because, come on. All these people are, you know, cultural icons. You know, hasn’t – you know, Harry Potter – isn’t he like number four famous…

Andrew: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Mikey: …you know – hero in movies now? And Voldemort’s like number seven as like, you know – the worst villain or something like that. It’s like everyone knows Harry Potter now.

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: Like if you don’t know what Harry Potter is, you really like have not been living on planet Earth. Like, it’s everywhere – you know?

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: Whether you love it or hate it, you know what Harry Potter is. Especially, just like looking at someone with like a wand in their hand, like, “Oh, that’s the Harry Potte thing.”

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: Even if it’s not Harry Potter, everybody’s like “Oh, it’s a wizard. It’s Harry Potter.”

Andrew: Right.

Matt: Yeah. I’m liking the duo shots, though, with…

Micah: You do?

Matt: …Hermione and Slughorn and Harry and Dumbledore together and Ron and Ginny together.

Andrew: I like them, too. What do you think, Micah?

Micah: Just the Quidditch one is the only one that looks normal. Like you were saying Photoshopped before…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: …if you look at the first three, it looks like the person who’s in the forefront, whether it’s…

Andrew: Right.

Micah: …Harry or Hermione or Draco, don’t belong there.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Like the other characters: Slughorn and Dumbledore or – is it Dumbledore? No, Harry’s in the background in the first one, but like Harry and Slughorn and Snape all look like they belong there, whereas the other characters that are in the front don’t look like – it just looks weird.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: I think the Draco and Snape one looks the sort of fakest because Draco’s making like a stupid face, and he’s looking at a weird angle.

Micah: Well, he’s probably about to say that line.

Andrew: What was the line again?

Matt: [in Draco voice] “I have to do this, Snape.”

[Andrew plays the Draco clip]

Andrew: “I have to do this,” and then, it goes like this.

[Andrew plays the Draco followed by the Snape clip]

Andrew: With that awkward audio cut, too.

Matt: Yeah. [laughs]

Andrew: So, yeah, and I liked the one of Ron and Ginny. I agree, but it’s just really cool like the one of Ron and Ginny like the “H” is completely missing from the poster. It’s just “Arry Potter,” and I really like that. And like, what are they going to do with these posters? Because this is sort of the first time I’m really actually looking at this one, and Half-Blood Prince is completely cut off. You see “Half,” “B,” “L,” and then “P.” It’s just really like – I don’t know. I like the style because in the first one, you see Half-Blood Prince very clearly, with Harry and Dumbledore, you see it very clearly. And then Hermione and Slughorn, you just see the “Bloo” and then “-ince.” And then Draco and Snape, you see them clearly. And then again, Ron and Ginny. It’s like “Half-Bl P.”

Mikey: Yeah.

Andrew: Sorry, maybe I’m just very emotional when it comes to posters. But yeah…

Micah: Well, the posters aren’t that – they’re not great.

Andrew: I like them. I think it’s a nice change because you always see the traditional “Harry Potter and the blah blah blah,” at the very top centered perfectly, and it’s glowing…

Micah: Well, you shouldn’t ask me about pictures anyway.

Andrew: Yeah, you don’t like pictures.

Matt: Not a picture guy there, Micah?

Micah: No, just not Half-Blood Prince pictures.

Andrew: New poll on UStream: What do you think of the posters? The options are: Love it, like it, eh, or hate it. Hate them, I meant, sorry. I just typed those answers up right now. Well, we’ll see what everyone thinks. And then the posters we saw a couple of weeks ago – those were really photoshopped, right?

Mikey: Oh, yeah.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: I think Dumbledore is looking very Gandalf-ish. I think he looks pretty cool, but, again, very photoshopped. We also see Draco and Ron. So all good stuff. Hey, I don’t know if you guys know, but we’re doing a podcast right now. So feel free to talk.

Matt: Yeah, sorry.

Micah: Oh! Sorry.

Mikey: We’re looking – I’m looking at the posters still. Sorry.

Micah: There is one other piece of news, though, that’s not in here…

Andrew: What’s that?


News: Deathly Hallows Epilogue


Micah: That we got today about the Epilogue for Deathly Hallows

Andrew: Oh yeah!

Micah: I know we’re focusing on Half-Blood Prince, but…

Andrew: No, that’s ok.

Micah: It’s kind of important.

Andrew: Yeah. So what was the story?

Micah: Well, MTV spoke with David Heyman, and he said that the trio will play their own parts in the Epilogue.

Andrew: Yeah. Which is…

Micah: They don’t have to get other actors.

Andrew: I don’t know what to think about that because – ok, they’re only aging, what, ten years?

Matt and Mikey: Yeah.

Andrew: It’s not – I think I’m just going to laugh when I see them aging like that. Like trying to age, to look older. You know what I mean?

Matt: You don’t think it’ll look good?

Mikey: No, see, I think it’ll look fine! Because, honestly, aging someone ten years is not that hard with movie make-up. Trying to take someone younger is the hard part.

Andrew: Yeah, but it’s their height, too. Like Dan Radcliffe, he’s kind of short, so maybe they’ll do an upward sort of camera angle…

Matt: Do you think he’ll grow a lot in ten years?

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: I think he’ll grow a lot in ten years, yeah.

Micah: No.

Mikey: Really? He’s supposed to be like 17 at the end of the movie.

Andrew: No, but Dan Radcliffe himself, he’s a short guy. He’s like 5’10”.

Matt: Then he’ll be a short adult.

Mikey: Yeah.

Andrew: I guess so. But he’ll – I don’t know. Whatever!

Matt: It could work. It happens…

Mikey: Andrew, really, when you’re 17 to 27, you’re not going to grow a foot. You might grow, like five or six inches max.

Andrew: I grew – I’m 19 now, I was nine, I grew about two feet…

Matt: It’s a lot different from nine to 19 though.

Mikey: It’s – yeah, nine to 19 you grow a lot.

Andrew: Really?

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Wait, hold on. My dad, when he was 19, he was my – he was 5’11”, but now he’s 7’11”. So, you do grow.

Mikey: [laughs] Okay.

[Andrew laughs]

Mikey: 7’11”. Wow.

Andrew: In ten years!

Micah: So, isn’t it 19 years?

Andrew: 19 years. Sorry. Whatever. I was just throwing a number out of my head. The point is he – you know. It’s a long time. He’s going to pull a Benjamin Button, someone said in the chat. [laughs]

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Well, results of the UStream poll: 32% say “Love it!” in response to the posters. 40% say “Like it.” 16% say “Eh.” And 9% say “Hate it.” I’m sorry. Geez, go back to your lame, centered, perfectly aligned posters. Go ahead, Micah.

Matt: What?

Andrew: Go ahead, Micah.

Micah: Oh, just about Deathly Hallows. They’re going to have to age, what, five characters?

Matt: Yeah?

Andrew: Well, this article did say, what, the trio? But I assume they would. But don’t you guys agree, it’ll be funny. Like, you’re going to see them older, and everyone in the audience is going to be like, “Haha. That’s – they didn’t really age.”

Matt: Well, I don’t know, because Benjamin Button did an awesome job. They did an awesome job making Brad Pitt look younger, so if they just make him look older, I think he’ll work.

Andrew: They did a good job making him look older, too.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: So…

Matt: I think it will work.

Andrew: “We’ll be sobbing,” someone in the chat said. Good point.

Micah: I don’t care about the epilogue – I hated it anyway.

Andrew: Yeah, I didn’t like it either.

Matt: Well, I mean, odds are they’re probably going to completely change the epilogue anyways.

Andrew: I think it will be cool to see them age them. It will be something to look forwards to. Even though we know that the epilogue isn’t that great.

Matt: Yeah. Well, what can you do?


Matt’s Phone Number!


Andrew: So, I think that’s it. I think we’re done for today. It’s been a nice long show. I’m sorry we’re not taking any more calls. Thank you to everyone who has been trying to call in. We really do feel bad that we can’t take all the calls, and we appreciate you guys calling in. But, I’m sorry – we just cannot get to them all in one episode. Maybe we’ll try to leave more time – you know – in future shows, but for this episode obviously we had a lot to talk about. So what are we to do?

Micah: Oh well.

Andrew: Yes. You can call us – Matt, can I give them your personal number so they can just call you?

Matt: Yeah. Yeah, here’s my phone.

Andrew: 609-9692

Matt: That’s actually – you are actually giving them my number!

Andrew: [laughs] Okay, well thanks everyone for joining us. It’s been a lot of fun, like I said. Matt, Mikey, Micah.

Mikey: Yeah!

Andrew: God, all these M’s! Getting confused.

Mikey: Hey Andrew, how come your name doesn’t start with an M?

Andrew: I’m ‘Mandrew’. Some people like to call me Mandrew because I’m a man.

Matt: Yeah, that’s it. [laughs]

Mikey: Yeah, that’s really the reason.

Andrew: No, that’s really why. I think so.

Matt: Mmhmm. Definitely.

Mikey: I can think of at least ten other reasons why we call you that.

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Andrew: Okay.

Mikey: Anyway.


No More Trailer Shows


Andrew: Anyway. Thanks again everyone for listening. Really appreciate it. We’ll try to get back with another show soon – obviously we’re done with trailer shows for this movie! Already, we’ve done like what – five? So.

Mikey: This is the first one I’ve been on.

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: That’s not true.

Matt: It was great having you back though. Mikey, we miss you.

Mikey: That’s not true – that’s not my – this isn’t my first one. I called while I was a work once during the first trailer…

Andrew: Oh, okay.

Mikey: …the second trailer.

Matt: Oh, I wasn’t on that.

Mikey: So, this isn’t my first one. You’re right. I’m lying.

Andrew: There you go.

Mikey: Sorry. Right.

Andrew: I’ve been on all of them. [laughs]

Micah: So based on our rate, we’ll see you at Azkatraz…

Andrew: Azkatraz! [laughs]

Micah: …for our next show. [laughs]

Andrew: No.

Mikey: No, no, no. See now I have my office set up. I have stuff – I’m no longer in the process of trying to get stuff packed up and moved and get settled in. I’m here now, and if you guys want me back, I’ll come back.

Andrew: Speaking of – you know – hosts and their appearances, Jamie is going to be on the next episode. He wanted to be on this one, but it was way too late. But he really, really, really wants to be on another episode, so he’ll be on episode 174 whenever that’s released.

Micah: No way. How crazy is the chat right now?

Mikey: Wait, wait – did you know me, Jamie, and Ben want to be on an episode together again?

Andrew: All together?

Mikey: Like it hasn’t happened for 100 episodes maybe.

Andrew: It was the good old days, what can I tell you.

Mikey: Yeah.

Andrew: But – yeah. So Jamie will be on 174. We’ll try to put another episode together. We’re trying to create a new show where – you know – we can have – we want to create new segments that we can keep using over and over and that are easy to peruse and stuff. Because I’ve got to be honest guys – we’re kind of done with the theorizing at this point. I mean – you know – there’s not much left to do. We went through all of Book 7, so we’re pretty much done with that. So a lot of movie talk, theme park’s coming up, exhibition’s coming up. Some good stuff.

Micah: Some other things in the work.

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: Yeah, Azkatraz.

Matt: The whole movie thing.

Andrew: Ah! Yes, good hint, Micah. “Some other things in the works”. Forgot about those. So…

Micah: Yeah, we can’t talk about them right now.

Andrew: No. So you can look forward to all those things coming up in the future of MuggleCast.


Congratulations: Emerson and Gaby


Matt: Have we talked about Emerson?

Andrew: Ah yeah – congrats to Emerson by the way – he got engaged to his girlfriend. There’s a video on YouTube. Search for “Emerson and Gaby” – G-A-B-Y – and you can see him proposing to Gaby at a basketball game.

Matt: Emerson’s getting married. Yay!

Matt: Yay.

Andrew: I wonder if we’re invited. Do you guys think we’ll be invited?

Matt: I would go.

Mikey: I think so.

Micah: You probably are. I don’t know if I am.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: I hope he invites everyone!

Mikey: Yeah, the rest of us.

Andrew: I hope he invites everyone.

Matt: Yeah, it will probably just be you, Andrew.

Andrew: Well I don’t – someone’s got to cover the site. I’ll be there at the chapel with my laptop and the news.

Micah: Nick will cover the site.

Andrew: What? Nick will cover the site?

Micah: Nick.

Andrew: No, I think Emerson’s dad would appreciate it if I had my laptop at the wedding, and I was posting news live.

Mikey: If you were posting it step by step…

Andrew: I want to use UStream…

Mikey: …Gaby is walking down the aisle.

Andrew: [laughs] I want to UStream his wedding. Has that ever been done before?

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: Oh, it has?

Matt: Do you thing that Emerson’s going to wear a MuggleNet t-shirt underneath his tux at the wedding?

[Everyone laugh]

Mikey: You know he will. You know he will.

Andrew: I would! I would so do that! I would so do that! We’ve got to ask him to do that. [laughs] Everyone’s saying I should UStream the wedding. We’ll have to talk to him about it. I mean, I don’t see why not. Emerson would like that.

Matt: He’ll be up for it. Definitely.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Yeah.


Community Outlets


Andrew: Okay, again, thanks everyone for listening. We’ll be back soon. Follow us on Twitter.com/MuggleCast, so you can get the latest updates about the show, Twitter dot com slash MuggleCast. Also, we have a Facebook page and check out our brand new MuggleCast site. Is this the first episode with the new site?

Micah: No.

Matt: No, no, it’s not.

Andrew: Oh, darn. Okay, well check out the new MuggleCast.com if you haven’t yet. We just got it re-vamped, and it’s a great site. Really looks great.

Micah: And the transcripts, too. We promised we’d do those. Or plug those, right?

Andrew: Oh, yeah. The transcript section has been getting updated a lot, right Micah? What’s the latest on that?

Micah: Yeah, it’s been getting filled up, day by day. Margaret and all the other transcribers are working really hard, so it should be up-to-date hopefully within the next couple weeks, but…

Andrew: Perfect.

Micah: …we’re getting there.

Andrew: It’s a really great archive to have.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: And I said on the show, like, I want to take every single word and sentence that’s ever been on the show and put it on a huge poster. Just make the font really small, but every single word on the show. Wouldn’t that be awesome? I think it would be cool.

Matt: That’d be a really small font, though.

Andrew: It’d be kind of weird.

Micah: Eric would probably take up half of it.

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Matt: Yeah.

Mikey: Yeah. Oh, Eric.

Andrew: I don’t think so. Anyway, and, yeah, thanks again to those transcribers. They do a great job transcribing the show. And while we’re on the thank yous, thank you again to UStream for hosting us, it was another great event. No crashes, just one, but that’s okay. It happens. Also, thanks to – thank you to the people who have been modding the chat, namely Andrew the Food Processor, as he likes to be called, you can find him on MuggleSpace, and Nick, MuggleNet staff member Nick, and Stephanie Perez, she was doing it, as well. Lucas wasn’t here tonight like he usually is. So again, thank you, everyone, for listening. It’s been a wonderful show.


Show Close


Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: And we cannot wait to see you next time. I’m Andrew Sims.

Mikey: I’m Mikey B.

Matt: I – oh, am I on?

Micah: Go ahead.

Andrew: Just go.

Matt: I’m Matt Britton.

Micah: And I’m Micah Tannenbaum.

Andrew: We’ll see you next time for Episode 174. Buh bye!

Mikey: Bye!

Matt: Bye!

Micah: Bye!

[Music plays out the show]

Transcript #172

MuggleCast 172 Transcript


Show Intro


[Intro music plays]

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[“Hedwig’s Theme” plays]

Jim Dale: [as Professor McGonagall] This is Professor McGonagall welcoming you all to MuggleCast hoping you enjoyed – Dobby! Dobby, come here! Here! Dobby! [as Dobby] Yes, I’d just like to say how very pleased I am to introduce MuggleCast to all of you! Thank you! Thank you!

[Show music plays]

Andrew: Because Mary GrandPre is joining us this week, this is MuggleCast Episode 172 for March 6th, 2009

[Show music continues]

Andrew: Oh, this is a show for the mantle, ladies and gentlemen. This week we have, as promised and previewed, an interview with the illustrator of the American Harry Potter covers. Mary GrandPre is on the show this week. We conducted a great interview with her and we’ll be having that later on in the show, and it’s actually been awhile since our last MuggleCast, so we’re going to be catching up on a lot of news this week. So, let’s get right into the show. I am Andrew Sims.

Laura: I’m Laura Thompson.

Micah: I’m Micah Tannenbaum.

Matt: And I’m Matt Britton.

[Show music continues]


News: Today Australia Airs Half-Blood Prince Clips


Andrew: Okay, Micah, we’re all looking forward to the Mary GrandPre interview, but first, what’s in the news?

Micah: Well we got a lot of news, because, as you said, it’s been a while since we did our last show, and…

Andrew: Yes it has!

Micah: We’ll get right into it. Today Australia debuted a new look at Half-Blood Prince back on February 23. And there were a few new scenes that were revealed in this – could you call it a trailer? Or is it just a sneak peek?

Andrew: It’s just as good as a trailer.

Laura: Yeah.

Matt and Micah: Yeah.

Micah: It’s better than the Japanese one, that’s for sure.

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Andrew: I mean, first we saw the – this was in theaters, then, like Micah said, it was on Today Australia, and then W.B. officially released it in beautiful high definition quality. And, oh, just everything in this trailer – the scenes with Bellatrix jumping up and down in front of the Burrow – or, sorry, in front of Hagrid’s hut, it’s just – oh, my God…

Laura: Mhm.

Andrew: These scenes were great.

Laura: Yeah, they really were great. I have to say, I really enjoyed the one opening scene where she flew down in front of the Burrow.

Matt: Yeah.

Laura: I mean, which you just mentioned, but it looked so cool.

Andrew: Yeah. She did a little twist.

Laura: Mhm.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: So awesome. I also love when she’s running on the tables in the Great Hall.

Laura: Yeah.

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: It was so insane. I love crazy Bellatrix. I’m so excited to see that.

Laura: [laughs] Well you get to see Hermione sicking the…

Matt: Oh, yeah.

Laura: Birds on Ron.

Andrew: That was pretty cool.

Laura: It looked really cool, but at the same time, that clip also shows – you know the original trailer where it shows Hermione crying and she looks really emotional?

Matt: Mhm.

Laura: I thought…

Andrew: Yeah, that’s that shot.

Laura: Yeah, I thought maybe it was because of Dumbledore dying.

Andrew: Right.

Laura: I just think it’s a little bit too much. I don’t know. Maybe it’s just me.

Andrew: A little too upset?

Laura: Yeah.

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: [laughs] Well, she’s heartbroken, I guess. I mean, I don’t know.

Matt: Well, you know, you – maybe Ron in the film said something after that and it made her more upset.

Laura: Yeah, that’s true. That’s true.

Matt: Because she didn’t seem very emotionally upset when she did the spell to cast those birds onto Ron. She just looked kind of just a little bit upset. But then you – we saw in the trailer she looks like she’s on the verge of a mental breakdown.

Laura: [laughs] Maybe she is.

Andrew: Laura, you’re a big Rupert fan. Do you like his hair in this movie?

Laura: Yeah, I like it…

Andrew: Do you?

Laura: I don’t know. I like it shorter in general. I mean, I hate to sound like one of these people who sits around and scrutinizes how they all look…

Andrew: Yeah.

Laura: I really didn’t like it in Goblet of Fire. I didn’t like Dan’s hair in Goblet of Fire, either.

Matt: No. None of the hair was happening in Goblet of Fire.

Laura: Yeah. No, it was bad. [laughs]

Andrew: At the end of this was that – the “I am the chosen one!” clip again. And at this point, like, it’s funny, but it’s like, okay, it’s going to provide zero excitement in theaters, because we’ve all…

Matt: Well…

Andrew: …seen it now. So…

Matt: There’s always that scene in every film…

Andrew: I guess.

Matt: That they keep playing over and over…

Laura: Mhm.

Matt: In TV spots and trailers and behind the scenes, everything. And then they – when you see it actually in the film, you’re like, “Ah. Eh, we’ve already seen this a million times.” So that’s just going to be the scene that everybody’s going to be already tired with.

Andrew: So, yeah. Really cool, I mean this just – the clips are top notch. I mean, in the cave – the cave looks incredible.

Laura: And the Inferi.

Andrew: And we’ve talked about – yeah, yeah, just crawling up there. What an epic scene that’s going to be.

Matt: The fire looks really good, too.

Laura: Mhm.

Matt: The ring of fire that he casts.

Andrew: Yeah. And I just love how the camera starts out above him and it swoops down.

Matt: It’s pretty epic.

Andrew: Yeah, it really is. What else is going on, Micah?


News: New Half-Blood Prince Website


Micah: There’s a new Half-Blood Prince site, and we get to hear a little bit of music from Half-Blood Prince.

Andrew: Yes, well, let’s play it, because its stuff from the score, we can only assume, right, Matt?

Matt: We can only assume, because it’s not from any other film that we’ve heard from, yes.

[Music plays]

Andrew: So you have the “Hedwig’s Theme.”

Matt: That sounds just like John Williams, too. That’s what I’m really…

Andrew: Yeah, well, they always use the same.

Matt: No, I mean, they always use variations of it.

Andrew: This part’s new. Shh.

[Music continues]

[Matt hums along to music]

[Music stops]

Andrew: So, it’s very exciting.

Laura: Mhm.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Guess the scene. What could that possibly be from?

Matt: Oh, that’s definitely that one – that part in that one scene, remember?

Laura: That one scene?

Andrew: In Half-Blood Prince?

Matt: Yeah, in the film. In Movie 6.

Andrew: Maybe it’s like in Fred and George’s Wizarding Wheezes.

Matt: Nah, I would assume that would be more like silliness and crazy score.

Andrew: Well, that’s kind of – it’s a little upbeat, a little…

Micah: Actually, I hate to break it to you guys, but we had Patrick Doyle record that last week.

[Andrew laughs]

Matt: Ha, ha. You guys fell for it.

Andrew: I see. So it’s all fake. Well, you guys did a good job hacking Warner Brothers’ site and putting that on there. What else is going on, Micah? Let’s shift out of Half-Blood Prince. We’re all tired about that. There’s a new movie coming!


News: Deathly Hallows Filming Underway


Micah: Yeah, I’m sick and tired of this. We’re going to be able to piece the movie together by, you know, these next couple of months, with all these videos and photos. It’s getting tiring. So let’s go to Deathly Hallows. Filming’s officially under way, and Emma Watson…

Andrew and Laura: Woo!


News: Hermione’s Mother Cast


Micah: …updated her site that she began filming on February the nineteenth. And speaking of Emma Watson, her mother, or the woman who’s going to play her mother, Michelle Fairly, was cast today. And this brings up an interesting question, because we know that her parents don’t appear, at least in terms of any dialogue, in Deathly Hallows, so what are they going to do for the movie that’s going to have a scene for these two characters? I’m assuming they’re going to cast her father, as well.

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: This is really kind of weird, because we only see it in like – it’s only Hermione who actually talks about her parents in the movie…

Laura: Or in the book.

Matt: But we never see interaction.

Andrew: Well now they’ve got two parts to fill, so I think they – this is a perfect little extra thing to add in there that the fans will appreciate. I think it will just be a little, like, while Hermione’s explaining it to Ron and Harry maybe there’s a flashback to Hermione getting them off to Australia or something.

Micah: Right.

Matt: Well they may have even been casted…

Andrew: I think it would be funny…

Matt: To take like a photo shoot so she has a picture of them with her.

Andrew: Oh, yeah, maybe.

Laura: That’s true.

Micah: Now, is this the same woman who played her in Chamber of Secrets?

Andrew: No.

Matt: No.

Andrew: And people in the MuggleNet comments were saying, “Hey, well why not hire that woman? The one who had played her in Chamber of Secrets, because she looks more like her,” or something like that. But, I mean, the photo we posted on MuggleNet, it’s not, you know, that’s not how she’s going to look in the movie.

Matt: Mhm.

Laura: No, they’ll – I’m sure they’ll give her the same hair, at least.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Not bushy.

Andrew: Give her the same hair color.

Matt: Non-bushy hair?

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: But I think it’s a good sign for these two parts, because you would never see them do this in a one-parter thing. I mean, that would probably be cut from the movie…

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: Altogether, that whole…

Laura: Mhm.

Andrew: You know, Hermione explaining to Harry and Ron what went on with their parents. I mean, I think that would be cut.

Matt: Mhm.

Laura: But I mean, at the same time I feel like they could just do it in the movie the same way it was done in the book. Hermione just told them what she did, and I feel like that would be a really quick way of getting that issue out on the table. I feel like casting somebody was kind of – not a really smart move, just because they’ve cut characters before who were more important. So why would you cast characters who you never actually see in that book?

Andrew: Well, I see it as, like, it’s going to be B-roll footage, where while Hermione is explaining it – over-top of her explanation, you see Hermione sending them off to Australia.

Laura: [mumbles grudgingly] Eh, I guess, I don’t know.

Matt: Yeah. I honestly…

Andrew: I think that would be a funny moment.

Matt: I honestly think it’s going to be just for like a picture or something she has. Because…

Andrew: Maybe. I don’t know, but the casting site said she was cast for it, so…

Matt: Mm, I kind of agree with Laura on this.

Andrew: I mean, have we ever seen, like, casting announcements for people in just pictures?

Matt: Well, we heard about Timothy Spall being in Order of the Phoenix, but only being for that photo, of the Order of the Phoenix.

Laura: That’s true. Yeah.

Andrew: Well, yeah. I guess, I guess. I suppose.

Matt: And I’m actually looking through Michelle Fairley right now on Google, and all these images, and she does look a lot like Emma Watson.

Andrew: And then it’s also interesting, because the article…

Micah: Ben’s going to be happy.

Andrew: Yeah. The article also says, “However, producers for the blockbuster have insisted that they wanted Michelle to play the part of Mrs. Granger.” So why would they insist? Unless, you know, there’s – I think they’re adding something. A scene. I think it’s more than just a picture.

Matt: They may be at the wedding. You never know.

Andrew: Oh, yeah. Maybe. What else is going on with Deathly Hallows?


News: Brent Klovstad Update


Micah: Well, it was reported back on February 27 by the Telegraph, that 21-year-old Brent Klovstad was camping outside Leavesden Studios in an attempt to get a part in Deathly Hallows. Now, Andrew, I know you spoke to him…

Andrew: He’s crazy!

Micah: …and it’s actually discovered that he was just looking for any job on the set, not necessarily a role in the film. He even told you that he’s clearly not British and he’s not an actor. He just wants to be involved in some capacity.

Andrew: Yeah. And the Sun initially reported it, and then the Telegraph I guess just took their story, or something, because they both said he was there just to be an actor – you know, to act in the film. When we reported this, I thought it was a rather intriguing story. The story ended up getting 177 comments from people, the large majority being like, “he’s crazy, why should he get a role, he’s American, he says he can’t act, blah blah blah.” So what I did is, I went on good old Facebook. And I Facebook-ed his name, and sure enough I saw a picture of him, sent him a message, said “Hey, do you want to talk about this for MuggleNet?” And I tried to record it, but the recording turned out bad because he’s over there right now, and he had a poor internet connection. So I just wrote up the summary of the interview instead. And he revealed, like what Micah said, that he was just trying to get any sort of job. And he was also just trying to brighten up the days of people who were there on set. He held signs that read things like “You Are Magical,” “Have a Harry Happy Day,” “We Can All Be Heroes Like Harry,” and “Smile.” Like, it was just a really nice story, I thought. I mean, he was just trying to brighten up people’s days, and, you know, if he’d gotten a – little intern job where he was sweeping floors one day, he would have been happy with that. But, you know, he was still happy with the outcome, and he talked to a couple actors as well. So that’s that. And it just shows you – and now everyone’s upset at the press for screwing up the story and making him look like something he’s – like someone he’s not.

Matt: Yeah. And that’s all due to you, Andrew. Good job. Yeah.

Andrew: I saved him. He’s welcome. No, but [laughs] he’s a really cool guy, and I wish him well. He lives in Southern California actually, too.

Matt: Oh.

Andrew: He’s going to be heading back here soon.


News: Deathly Hallows Part II Release Date


Micah: Continuing on with Deathly Hallows, we got a release date for the second part of the final film: July 15, 2011. It was originally scheduled for May 2011. [sarcastically] I can’t imagine why they would move the film back to July.

[Andrew laughs]

Matt: Yeah! Why is everybody all pissed off? Like everyone is still angry at Warner Brothers, “Oh my God, they’re doing it twice to us, I can’t believe Warner Brothers, oh my God!”

Laura: I don’t get why these people are complaining. It just means the movie’s going to come out in the summer, when you don’t have school.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: And do you really want…

Laura: Stop complaining.

Matt: [laughs] Yeah, I don’t get it. I think it’s ridiculous.

Andrew: I think, and you know, this is the final release date, so they can’t do this in the future, but I think that they should stop announcing release dates so early. They’ve been doing this since Order of the Phoenix, where they release the release date two years early. And it’s just – and they end up changing them. [laughs] So, you know…

Matt: Yeah, also fans – especially of the films that are coming out – they shouldn’t really consider all the release dates that studios provide set in stone.

Micah: Right.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Because movies don’t have a certain schedule. Things happen.


End of the Fandom: July 15, 2011


Andrew: The bigger side to this is that we finally, in a way, have an end date for the fandom. [laughs] Because for the first time after July 15, 2011 there will be no new books and no new movies…

Laura: Oh man.

Andrew: …based on the original seven books.

Matt: Yeah. Thanks for making that a reality, Drew. That was really nice.

Andrew: It’s kind of sad, it is kind of sad. There’s that final date now. It seems so far off, but it will be here…

Laura: Two years.

Matt: It does seem really weird, yeah. Two years.

Andrew: What do you guys think about this? Is it kind of weird?

Laura: It’s weird that I am going to be twenty-two when the last movie comes out. I’ve been reading these books since I was eleven years old.

Andrew: We should – I’ll be twenty-one too. I’ll be older. Or twenty-two or something like that.

Micah: I’ll be twenty-eight. Does that make you feel any better, Laura?

[Everyone laughs]

Laura: Well no, I’m not talking about age, I’m not using that as a factor. It has just been a long – road, I guess, if you think about it.

Andrew: Right.

Laura: A lot of changes have happened in everyone’s lives since we started reading these books. And it’s just weird – who knew when you were a kid or a teenager or whatever and you picked up the first Harry Potter book, how different it would be ten years down the road.

Andrew: I know. It’s going to be twelve years since MuggleNet opened, which is insane. And this year is MuggleNet’s 10th Anniversary. October…

Laura: That blows my mind. It is so weird.

Andrew: I know.

Matt: That is really odd.

Andrew: By the way, we are going to be doing a few things to celebrate that. To all the listeners…

[Matt gasps]

Micah: It would be six years of MuggleCast.

Laura: Oh my God.

[Laura and Matt laugh]

Andrew: Crazy! I hate time. Why does time exist?

Matt: It just makes you feel older, doesn’t it?

Andrew: Yeah, yeah. So there you go, July 15, 2011. And we definitely will be doing some sort of party…

Matt: A big one.

Andrew: End of fandom extravaganza somewhere, but…

Matt: The fandom will never die, Andrew. So stop it.

Andrew: No it won’t, it won’t and I’m wondering if J.K. Rowling is considering releasing the encyclopedia after this final movie comes out.

Matt: Maybe.

Andrew: Because I don’t know, I just feel like once the movie is over…

Matt: Well it’s definitely not coming out anytime soon. She hasn’t even really talked about it.

Micah: Speaking of big events, the year before there is going to be an opening, right?

Andrew: Yes.

Micah: The theme park?

Andrew: Yes!


News: Theme Park Update


Micah: We got a little bit of new concept art from the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. And this one is for Dervish and Banges. It’s going to be in Hogsmeade and it looks pretty cool.

Laura: Yeah, it does.

Andrew: I like it.

Micah: Not your average convenience store, that’s for sure.

Andrew: [laughs] You won’t see this in a 7-Eleven.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: It is pretty cool. And it kind of reminds me of Fred and George’s store because there’s that banister up on the second level, and if you see some video from the Half-Blood Prince preview there’s a banister on the second story.

Laura: Oh yeah.

Matt: There’s a lot of banisters in the films too, even Flourish and Blotts.

Andrew: Okay, so banisters are in the films. But it looks really cool.

Matt: I’m really excited to see the merchandise they have in that store. Because, it’s always very hard to find Harry Potter stuff to look at and buy, you know?

Andrew: I wonder if it is going to be – if they are going to be having exclusive merchandise that you’ll only be able to get in the theme park.

Laura: Oh, I’m sure.

Matt: Oh, definitely.

Andrew: That would be sweet.

Laura: Yeah.

Matt: Because it is going to have official Harry Potter theme park stamps.

Andrew: Well no, I’m hoping stuff that doesn’t have that. Like obviously, you’ll be able to get Wizarding World shirts and stuff like that; which will be awesome, by the way. I wonder if – like, look at the stuff in the picture. The – Jack-in-the-Box right in the front. Of course they have the scarves.

Matt: Mhm. I’m sure there’s going to be a lot of stuff that we’ve never seen before.

Laura: Did you notice – I don’t know, one of the first things I noticed, maybe because I am a girl – but they had Hermione’s Yule Ball dress on display.

Andrew and Matt: Yeah

Laura: That’s cool if you’re interested in buying that kind of thing.

Matt: What’s right next to it? Is that the Goblet of Fire Tri-wizard Tournament…

Andrew: It looks like…

Matt: Thing that Harry wore?

Andrew: Yeah, looks like something of Harry’s. Because in Order of the Phoenix, he wears that grey sweatshirt and red shirt underneath…

Matt: And the red underneath shirt. Yeah.

Andrew: In a couple scenes.

Matt: It looks pretty big too, if you look there’s a hallway that goes pretty far back.

Andrew: Yeah. So yeah, it’s pretty sweet. I can’t imagine – I’m really excited to see the different stores they have in Hogsmeade. I mean, you’re going to be able – Harry Potter fans will be able to spend the whole day just in Hogsmeade.

Matt: Jeez.

Andrew: It is so exciting.

Matt: It is.

Andrew: We still haven’t seen any actual – there’s been a couple of buildings going up but there’s been no clear construction photos where you see a picture and you’re like, “Oh, that’s Hogwarts.”

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: They’re working on it, but…

Matt: I’m excited about that, though. I really want to be surprised on a lot of the stuff in the theme park.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: I don’t want to see every little piece of construction that’s been going up and it’s just going to look…

Andrew: Yeah…

Matt: You want to absorb the magic as they want you to see it.


News: J.K.R. Defacing Property – Again


Micah: All right and one final piece of news. Back on February 21st The Scotsman reported that J.K. Rowling visited a local hospital and graffitied the walls of the Young People’s Unit at the Royal Edinburgh Hospital in Morningside. And the hospital cares for teenagers with complex psychiatric conditions. And the people who work over there said that not only did she do a good job with the graffiti, but she really identified with the teens that were there.

Andrew: That’s really cool.

Matt: Yeah.

Laura: Yeah.

Andrew: I’d love to see her with a can of graffiti and just like…

Laura: A can of graffiti?

Andrew: Yeah, or how does graffiti work? I don’t even know.

Laura: It’s spray paint or paint and you…

Andrew: Yeah, a can of spray paint. Whatever.

Laura: Yeah, but graffiti doesn’t come canned. [laughs]

Andrew: Oh.

Laura: That’s what I was saying.

Andrew: Oh, okay.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Well, regardless. It’d be funny to see her doing that.

Matt: You know you’re famous when your graffiti becomes priceless.

Laura: When you don’t get arrested for it.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Exactly.

Matt: You actually just make it more valuable.

Andrew: Speaking of that, in response to this story Chelsea, 14 of New York wrote to us. She said:

“Hey MuggleCasters! I just want to express my love for you guys and all your podcasts. I was writing in about the news of Jo’s graffiti at the hospital. In Episode 75, I believe you were all discussing about the release date for ‘Deathly Hallows’ and how Jo wrote on the marble bust when she finished D.H. in the hotel room in Edinburgh. I think it was Ben or maybe Eric who was saying how maybe Jo would make this her new career, and now she’s done it again! Coincidence? Maybe you all were just a little too good in Divination. Anyways, love the show and hope to hear from you all soon.”

Andrew: So I thought that was pretty funny. Maybe Jo likes doing stuff like that. That’s her thing.

Matt: Maybe she had a history of graffiti.

Andrew: Maybe at her house.

Micah: She’s letting loose, now that all of the books are over.

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: She just went crazy.

Andrew: Woo!

Matt: She’s a loose cannon.

[Andrew and Laura laugh]

Andrew: Her house is like a New York City alley. It’s like graffiti everywhere.

[Matt laughs]

Laura: Don’t mess with her.


News: Robert Knox’s Killer Convicted


Andrew: And one final story, shifting gears for a moment. We’re recording on Wednesday, and we heard today that Robert Knox’s killer was convicted of murder today. As everyone remembers, last May – May 2008, Rob Knox, who plays Marcus Belby in Half-Blood Prince, was tragically, so sadly, killed out in front of a night club in London. He was stabbed to death actually. Terrible story, and his murderer was finally convicted today and he will be sentenced tomorrow. So…

Matt: That’s sad.

Andrew: Good to hear that he got justice, but very sad story.

Matt: Very sad circumstances.

Laura: Mhm.


Announcement: New MuggleCast Website Design


Andrew: Yes. So anyway, moving along to some announcements before we get to Muggle Mail and then the interview with Mary GrandPre. We have a new design on MuggleCast.com. Has everyone seen this?

Matt: Yes!

Laura: Yeah, that’s awesome.

Matt: Yay!

Andrew: People are loving it much more than I thought they would…

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Andrew: …which is great. So thanks everyone. We’re glad to hear you like the new layout. It’s really nice. It’s slick, it’s easy to look at. It’s got more information on there. It’s just nice.

Matt: I like it. It’s very clean looking too.

Laura: Mhm.

Andrew: Yeah, it’s better organized and it’s got some fun buttons for Twitter. And finally our pictures are up there. Because some of our listeners still haven’t – they don’t know what we look like yet, because they don’t go on Facebook or MySpace or MuggleSpace, for whatever reason.

Micah: And now they wish they didn’t.

Laura: Oh my God.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Now they’ll see…

Laura: Now they know that we’re all social hermits.

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Andrew: Wow, these guys are nerds. Look at them.

[Laura laughs]

Andrew: So our pictures are up there. So if you want to see the true us just go to MuggleCast.com and you click “About.” That’s been a long requested feature.

Matt: We need to pick a new picture for Micah, because his is…

Laura: You know Andrew, if you picked a crappy picture for me I’m going to kill you.

Andrew: I didn’t. I picked Facebook profile pictures for everyone because I figured if you used them once – it’s a very nice picture of you.

Laura: Okay, I’ll take your word for it.


Announcement: Podcast Alley and Azkatraz


Andrew: Anyway, we’re in March now, so don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. We’re in the Top 10 as of right now, so thank you to everyone who has been voting for us. We really do appreciate your vote. And finally in the announcements we have a couple things about Azkatraz to talk about. As everyone knows, we’ll be doing a podcast after the midnight premiere of Half-Blood Prince with our friends at Leaky. It’s going be a lot of fun. And we’re doing a couple of other things too, on our own. And actually we heard just the other day – and I want to thank everyone who has signed up – we heard that we’ve referred over a hundred people to Azkatraz.

Laura: Wow.

Andrew: Like a hundred of our listeners signed up. So that’s great news…

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: And that’s going to help us out a lot. So thank you to everyone who’s been registering. And we can’t wait to see everybody there.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Also today I found out that our panel on “How to Podcast” has been approved. So we’ll be doing a discussion on how to make your own podcast and how to come up with ideas and such. I can’t remember if I ever told you guys about this…

Laura: You did, you did.

Andrew: Okay good.

[Andrew laughs]

Laura: For once.

Matt: But you are finding out now and you are doing it.

Laura: Okay, Mason.

Matt: [imitating Mason] Oh yeah!

Andrew: It will be a lot of fun. I did this once before with Ben and Jamie at Enlightening 2007, the convention in Philadelphia. And it was a lot of fun and the fans enjoyed it too. So we’ll be doing that.

Matt: I’m really excited for Azkatraz.

Laura: Yeah, me too.

Andrew: Yeah, we’re also going to do a MuggleCast meet-up like we did last year at Portus. That was a lot of fun. This year, maybe if we got some extra money, we’ll order a ton of pizzas, whereas last year…

Laura: Instead of just pizza for Andrew.

Matt: Yeah, except one for yourself.

Andrew: We just ordered pizzas for ourselves! [laughs]

Laura: It wasn’t even for us, it was for you.

Matt: It was just for you.

[Andrew laughs]

Andrew: I ate like three pizzas. [laughs]

Matt: Yeah…

Andrew: I gave…

Matt: We were sitting there for a half hour waiting on you to show up with your pizza.

Andrew: I awarded slices to the people who asked questions and such. But anyway…

Matt: The leftover slices…

Andrew: We’ll have like fifteen or twenty pizzas.

Matt: You didn’t want to eat.

Andrew: Yeah, sorry. So we’ll have a big pizza, Pepsi, soda party. Water, orange juice, whatever you want, it’ll be there. So that’ll be a lot of fun, and like I said, that will be the MuggleCast meet-up and we’ll be doing “How to Podcast.” And lastly, one more thing that we are doing. And Micah’s going to talk about that.

MuggleCast 172 Transcript (continued)


Announcement: The Next Biggest Podcast Idol Survivor


Micah: Oh yes, I am.

[Matt laughs]

Micah: HPEF and MuggleCast are teaming up to create “The Next Biggest Podcast Idol Survivor.” I think we included just about every reality TV show in there.

Andrew: Put Bachelor at the end.

Micah: A contest to make the next great Harry Potter podcast. Yeah, they’re missing that. And we mentioned this last episode, but the competition is great because it culminates on July 20th when the winners are going to get the chance to podcast live from Azkatraz in San Francisco as part of the Podcast Palooza. The reason why we’re talking about it so much is that you only have a small amount of time to get your audition tapes in. They need to be submitted by March 15th to YouTube, with “HPEF The Next Biggest Podcast Idol Contest” and then your name in the subject field. Now full details, including all the info on the remaining stages of the competition, are available on MuggleCast.com. But that’s the first step: you need to get your audition tape in so you have a chance at being a part of this at Azkatraz.

Matt: Wait, Andrew, I got a question for you. On this thing, are – us the hosts – are we going to be the judges?

Andrew: Yes.

Matt: So like American Idol judges?

Andrew: Yeah, you’re going to be the Paula.

Matt: I don’t want to be Paula. I’m not crazy.

Andrew: I’m going to be Randy. “Yo, dawg. Yo, man, that was really kickin’.”

Laura: Who gets to be Simon?

[Micah laughs]

Laura: Who gets to be the mean host?

Andrew: Micah can be Simon. Laura you can be the new host.

Matt: I think, Andrew, you seem more like Simon than anybody else.

Andrew: “Dreadful, absolutely dreadful.” [laughs] That’s my best Simon.


Announcement: Smart Mouths Podcast Reminder


Andrew: One last quick announcement before we move into Muggle Mail. Just want to remind everyone we have a new podcast, everyone on the show this week is doing, and it’s called Smart Mouths. You can visit smartmouthspodcast.com for more information. We’re talking about anything and everything in the world and it’s a lot of fun. So check it out: SmartMouthsPodcast.com.


Muggle Mail: Who Would You Date from the Potter Series?


Andrew: And so with that, let’s move into Muggle Mail this week, to catch up on some e-mails. People really enjoyed our favorites discussion last week on who we would date in the Harry Potter series as part of our Valentine’s Day discussion.

Laura: First one comes from Molly Gwin, age 20 of Madison, Wisconsin. She writes:

“In your Valentine’s Day episode, you asked people who in the ‘Harry Potter’ series would they date. I thought it was interesting that no one said that they would date Harry. I wondered why that is because I know I would.”

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah, why didn’t anyone say Harry?

Laura: I wasn’t there.

Matt: I think we just – yeah, Laura, who do you think you would date?

Laura: I would date Harry. I like Harry. He seems like…

Andrew: Anyone else? Pretend like you didn’t see this e-mail. Who would you have said?

Matt: Yeah.

Laura: Who would I have said? I mean, I like Ron, too. I don’t know.

Matt: I think why a lot of us didn’t really think about Harry was because we just know too much of Harry.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Well, there were also five guys on the show.

Matt: Yeah.

Micah: That might have had something to do with it, too.

[Andrew laughs]


Muggle Mail: Who Would You Date from the Potter Series? #2


Micah: Next e-mail comes from Mary Margaret of Germantown, Tennessee. She says:

“I loved hearing your answers to the ‘Which HP Character Would You Date’ question. However, I was surprised that none of you guys said Molly Weasley. She obviously likes to get it on since she has seven kids and her nickname from Arthur is ‘Mollywobbles.’ She’s a great cook and she’ll even knit you a sweater. This is a woman who knows how to take care of her family and her man.’
[laughs] “I have to say…”

Matt: No, you had to say it with a little soul, too: [in soulful voice] “This is a woman who knows how to take care of her man.”

Micah: [laughs] You do it for me.

“I have to say I would date Harry since I always seem to end up with the guys who have emotional baggage and lots of drama.”

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: So that’s from Mary Margaret.

Andrew: I would date Molly.

Micah: She’s married, though.

Andrew: No, before. I mean, if she was…

Micah: Oh, before.

Andrew: You know, in her teens or her young adult years. I mean, she’s – Mary’s absolutely right. She’s a very nice lady. She’s very caring.


Muggle Mail: No MuggleCast Episode for Australian Footage


Matt: She’s the only character who actually swore in the series. Our last e-mail comes from Zach, 21, of Ohio, and Zach writes:

“You gave a live MuggleCast to that piece of trash from Japan, but we didn’t get this actual new footage from Australia? Plus, the little bit from Spoilers and the Oscars and there isn’t even a recorded MuggleCast? I’m afraid I just don’t understand. And I’m not mad, I’m just curious as to what you thought of all this new footage. Love the show and Ben needs to be on more.”

Geez, a little demanding of this kid.

Laura: Yeah, really.

Andrew: Well, I included this because a lot of people were asking why we didn’t do a show after the featurette was released that we discussed a little bit earlier. I mean, it was just because it wasn’t a trailer and we had some other stuff going on at that time. I mean, the stuff – the footage was really awesome.

Matt: Australia was definitely…

Andrew: One of our best looks yet.

Matt: The Oscars and Spoilers things, I don’t think, holds any water at all because the Oscars suck.

Andrew: Yeah, they both kind of sucked. The Oscars…

Matt: Let’s be honest. Spoilers and the Oscars, there’s no reason for us to do anything for that. It wasn’t even worth it.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: It was what? All of not even five seconds, I think.

Matt: It was five seconds of stuff we just – already saw six months ago.

Andrew: There was like one new clip, and it was a second long.

Matt: Yeah, but you had to pause it.

Micah: And I wouldn’t call the thing from Japan a “piece of trash”. I mean, that’s a little harsh.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: He was just upset.


Mary GrandPre Interview


Andrew: And there was a lot of new stuff in there. But yeah, next time there’s a new trailer, we’ll do a live show. Hopefully, there will be a lot of new stuff to discuss in it. But yeah, that featurette was awesome! Okay. Well, that’s Muggle Mail this week taking in all of your feedback from previous episodes of MuggleCast. Now it is time for our interview with the illustrator of the United States Harry Potter books, Miss Mary GrandPre.

Matt: Yay!

Laura: Yay!

Andrew: We’re now joined by the illustrator of the U.S. Harry Potter books, Mary GrandPre. Mary, it’s an honor to be talking with you. How are you doing?

Mary: I am doing just great today, thank you. How are you?

Andrew: Good, we’re doing good.

Laura: We’re great. We – we heard you’re in Florida right now. So we have to wonder if you’ve been to Universal Studios by chance and caught any glimpses of the Harry Potter Theme Park they’re building?

Mary: I have not. I’m waiting to do that. We have a little girl that we will take with us, and when she’s old enough, we’ll explore it.

Andrew: Aww.

Laura: Aww. [laughs]

Andrew: Well, let’s – let’s get into some questions about the books, because we do have a lot of them and, of course, all the fans know you for your amazing work with them. But let’s start with the basics. Could you – could you explain to us the process of designing one of the Harry Potter covers? We know that you read the books first, and then what?

Mary: Yeah, I’ll get the manuscript and then I’ll just go through and highlight descriptions of characters, descriptions of places, or creatures, or whatever is something that I might end up drawing. And I kind of have a code system that I, you know, highlight things that might be good for a chapter heading or a different color for things that might be good ideas for covers. And then make all my notes and try and get a really good understanding of the story and emotionally and visually as well. And then I just start out with writing notes and making some little sketches, and then at that point, after I feel like I’ve got some ideas, I’ll call David Sailor at Scholastic and we’ll discuss what some of my cover ideas are, and he’ll discuss with me what they’ve been talking about at Scholastic for cover ideas, and we’ll kind of come to a decision about a couple of different approaches. And then I’ll go back to the drawing board and sketch those. It’s usually a scene – sketch those scenes out. And, you know, working with the type, all the covers have – are
handmade, or hand drawn – title in them, so I kind of have to design the cover with that in mind. After the cover is decided we’ll go through and discuss what each chapter heading might be, and sometimes David will give me a list of his ideas, and sometimes I’ll have a different idea so I’ll shoot that to him, but I’ll just then continue on with those sketches. I mean, everything’s done in pencil first, pencil on tracing paper, and then it goes to pastel on paper after the pencils are approved.

Andrew: How long of a process do you think this is from, like, month-wise? It sounds like it must take a while.

Mary: It does, but there’s not enough time. There’s never enough time…

Andrew: Right.

Mary: …because the, you know, the print deadline is really always looming, and since, like, the artist is the last one to get the… [laughs] …to get the thing handed down…

Andrew: The book. [laughs]

[Laura laughs]

Mary: So, you know.

Andrew: Not fair.

Mary: But I would say from the time I get the manuscript to the time the final piece of art is due is probably about two and a half months or so. Two to three months, maybe…

Laura: Wow.

Mary: …to get a cover done and then all the spots, yeah. And they’ve also been including frontist pieces, which is that colored piece at the beginning of the book, too, so…

Andrew: Right.

Laura: Mhm. How…

Mary: And then there’s also a separate cover for the special edition too.

Laura: Wow.

Andrew: And is that done in that two and a half month period as well?

Mary: Yeah, I’d say maybe three months for that.

Andrew: Oh, okay.

Mary: Yeah.

Laura: How many ideas do you come up with per book? Is it ever hard for you to decide which scene you want to depict on the cover?

Mary: It is before I talk to David, but after I get some kind of validation and really knock some ideas around on the phone with him, we’re pretty focused on a direction. I mean, it’s hard to decide before that point because there’s so many,
you know, exciting scenes to show, and J.K. Rowling really gives us a lot to work with visually. She’s such a – her writing is very rich in that regard, so it is hard to pick, you know, what wonderful scene to show, but once I talk with David, there’s a pretty good direction, and then my challenge is just to work within those
boundaries and make that scene shine the best way I can. Initially, I’ll come up with maybe four different ideas for what a cover might be when I speak with David.

Micah: Was there any book in the series you had a particularly hard time designing? And, if so, what was that challenge?

Mary: I would say Book 5 was hardest for me because it was a very dark book. It was kind of a hard book for me to read. I mean, I think it was really good, but it seemed like that’s when Harry was kind of coming into puberty and becoming this
young man, and it was emotionally really – it seemed really heavy and dark, and so – and there were a lot of dream scenes, and Harry running through hallways, opening doors, and as dramatic and interesting and rich as that is, it was hard to find a scene that was not depressing to show on the cover, and…

[Andrew and Laura laugh]

Mary: …so that’s why we went with the round spinning room with the candles, the blue lights. But, you know, I like to work with dark things too. I mean, it had that fun part about it, you know, dark is fun too, but it also can be kind of
overwhelming if you get caught up in it emotionally, so…

Andrew: Right. Now that was also the first cover that was – had a single, I guess – I don’t know what the technical term is – but a color tone, it was all blue.

Mary: Yeah.

Andrew: What was the reason for doing that?

Mary: Well, I think when I looked back at the first – the first three books were kind
of jewel-toned, you know?

Andrew: Yeah.

Mary: Reds, and blues, and purples, and golds, and then the fourth book became pretty green, and I started to kind of think in terms of, you know, let’s do something different with the fourth book. And then by the time the fifth book rolled around,
and color seemed actually to be mentioned a lot in the fifth book, there was a lot of dark blues in the writing. And it just so happened that the next book, Book 6, The Half-Blood Prince, there’s a lot of green. And so, I mean, it really made sense to kind of start making the books more poignant in their color…

Andrew: Yeah.

Mary: …themes.

Andrew: Now what about a character? Did you ever have a hard time coming up with the idea for a character? Because there are so many you have to illustrate when you’re including the character in your pictures too. Were there any challenges with that?

Mary: Not so much, I think, because she really describes well…

Andrew: Yeah.

Mary: …how people look. I mean, it’s not like I had to make them up, I really just had to pay attention to what she was saying and kind of envision the character in my head, and I really stayed away from watching the movies because – well, for one thing, they come out after the books, you know, and I didn’t want to get caught up in the special effects and the “wow” factor of the, you know, laser beams or whatever you see on the T.V.

[Micah laughs]

Mary: But, I mean it’s just – you know, I really wanted to make the books pure and simple and true to the writing, and – so I really just paid attention to the writing when it came to deciding how characters look, or places look. And so I don’t think there was so much challenge. My biggest challenge was always the ticking clock to get everything done on time.

Andrew: Ah, right.

[Laura laughs]

Mary: Yeah.

Laura: Kind of going off of that, have you ever received complaints from fans who may not have liked the characters as you depicted them in the cover art?

Mary: No. I mean, I think – I know that I can go online and look at websites where they kind of pull apart the art and criticize the art, and I choose not to do that because, really, what’s the point? I get more positive feedback and that’s really what moves me forward.

Andrew: Yeah. I think in general, the fans just – they really do love your work and they seem to – we know they tend to get critical about the actors playing the, you know, the roles, so we were wondering if maybe they had any problems with the characters, too, but I guess not.

Mary: Well, I’m guessing they do, I just don’t know about them. [laughs]

[Laura laughs]

Mary: I don’t want to know about them because, you know – I mean, I’ll do some public appearances as far as going to schools and talking to them about the process and the experience and about making pictures for books, and not just Potter books, but all books that I do, and, you know, I’ll always have a Q&A at the end and kids talk about – asking questions, why I do something this way or that way, or have comments, and it’s that kind of feedback, you know, in a public forum that I enjoy. Getting complaints in the mail or something like that doesn’t interest me… [laughs] …too much.

[Laura laughs]

Mary: And I don’t. I don’t really get them. I get some great letters, and there’s some wonderful fans, and it’s – and I – the encouragement is the biggest gift. So, you know, it’s a funny thing because you can’t really draw something in somebody else’s mind. I mean, you can only draw from what – how you see it, that’s how – the nature of art in any form, so that’s that I guess.

Andrew: Okay. And you talked a little bit before about designing the covers, but we’re wondering if you’ve had any involvement with the author, of course, J.K. Rowling? Do you talk with her at all when designing them? Or does she give you any feedback?

Mary: The way that it’s set up, and it’s this way with picture books as well, is it’s usually the publisher is the go between. They kind of keep the author and illustrator separate so that they can each do their job, and of course they would send sketches to J.K. to get her approval, but I never dealt with her directly. I mean, I’ve met her and spoken with her, but I never – when we were working I never dealt with her directly. It’s just not the way the agreement is set up. The relationship is set up. But if she wanted something changed, you know, or if she was concerned about something, she would relay that to the art director and the editor, and they would then speak to me about it. So far there’s never been a complaint, really, I don’t think, on her part about the covers.

Andrew: Cool.

Mary: She’s quite agreeable.

Laura: [laughs] Do you work with the international illustrators at all?

Mary: No. I don’t. I know there’s a lot of different publishers around the world and some of my artwork shows up in different countries, like a lot of the Asian countries. But no, I don’t speak with the others.

Laura: So there was never any concern about, maybe, like, the U.S. artwork and the U.K. artwork looking too similar? Or is that sort of a non-issue?

Mary: I think it’s a non-issue, and I don’t think they look similar at all, really, but…

Laura: Oh no, no, no, they definitely don’t, but just in terms of scenes being used on the different editions.

Mary: Oh. No, I don’t think there’s ever really been a concern about it.

Micah: When you’re designing the covers, do you have any other influences aside from the stories themselves that you may use?

Mary: That’s a good question. You know, it’s hard to say. I think so many of our influences are indirect and we don’t really know what we’re pulling from sometimes in creating something, but I guess I would really have to say my biggest and most tangible influence is the writing itself, the story, and the mood that it sets and, you know,
how this book cover differs from the last one, how it progresses, you know, how Harry’s aged, and just to think in progressive terms as a series. That’s – that’s really where my focus goes in deciding, you know, how the books change from one to another.

Andrew: Now, some more specific cover questions about your work. What, in your mind, was the significance of the heavily worn curtains on the Book 7 cover compared to the Sorcerer’s Stone cover. And I know you spoke – you did a small interview, I think, when – when that cover was revealed you said that every little detail on the cover mattered. So could you talk about the significance of that curtain, because that was particularly interesting.

Mary: Yeah, well, the last book we wanted to harken back to the first book and the curtains was one element of that, and, you know, the book really changed from – from one through seven, the look of it. I think it just got more mature and developed, as did Harry. And, you know, Harry’s more of a grown young man on the last cover, and so the curtains are more worn and older too, and, you know, a lot has happened. So we just had fun
making this dramatic scene, and making the covers tie back to the first one. And also the outstretched arm, you know, it’s a different – it’s almost a different Harry even though it’s the same Harry. He feels older, and more mature, and different, and he’s in a totally different environment. So part of it was – the curtains was just this kind of staged, dramatic effect and – but most of it was to tie back to book number one, just visually and also, in a way to say, you know, this is the closing scene, almost like a stage.

Andrew: Yeah, yeah.

Laura: Mhm. Speaking of tying back to Book 1, how did you decide what to do for the Sorcerer’s Stone 10th Anniversary Edition cover?

Mary: When David and I talked about that, we just both agreed on the idea that we would show Harry in a more emotional, up-close way, because we’d been showing scenes. And Books 1, 2, and 3 were really scenes of these little figures, you know? And I really don’t like doing little figures very much. I like to get up close and do more of a portrait, more of an emotional connection with the characters, and so when it was time to do the anniversary cover, book – let’s see – we wanted to just show him in a vulnerable place on a real human level, a side that we hadn’t yet shown him on a cover that way, really, where he’s just really in this reflective state, looking at his parents in the mirror. So – and the fact that we never really got to see his parents on a cover and parents were a big part of his
spirit, you know, his – his strength. So that just seemed like a really good scene for those reasons.

Micah: Speaking of the 10th anniversary, both Chamber of Secrets and Prisoner of Azkaban celebrate their 10-year anniversary this year. Have you thought about cover ideas for them? Have you even been approached about those books?

Mary: We’ve thought about them. I’m not sure what’s happening right now with it. I really – I don’t really think I can comment on that. I’m not sure…

[Laura and Micah laughs]

Mary: …where we’re at with it. I know it’s – it’s approaching and then – I’m not really quite sure about it.

Micah: Yeah, no comment, right? [laughs]

Mary: Yeah. No comment on that one. [laughs]

[Laura laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, and one other future cover that’s possible is J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter Encyclopedia. She says she
wants to do this down the road. She’s basically giving the impression that she really wants to do it. Obviously,
everyone would be looking to you to do a cover for the encyclopedia for the American edition. Have you heard about
the encyclopedia? Have you given any thought to it? What you could possibly put on – on an all-encompassing cover, you know?

Mary: Yeah, I know, that would be a tough one. That’s a tough – a tough cover to figure out because there’s so much and that’s going to be a really big encyclopedia.

[Andrew laughs]

Mary: And, you know, the cover should represent what’s going on inside. So that’s just – that would take a lot of thought. I don’t know if I’m going to be doing it or not, I – but should I be approached about it I would have fun trying to figure that one out.

Andrew: Yeah. Yeah.

[Laura laughs]

Mary: Yeah.

Andrew: I think it would be cool if you drew, like, every character and every item ever, and just fit it all on…

Mary: Yeah.

[Laura and Micah laugh]

Mary: Okay, and the next ten years I’ll be doing Potter. Yeah, there’s so much. There’s so much.

[Laura laughs]

Mary: But I think, you know, a collection of portraits would be very cool.

Andrew: Oh yeah.

Laura: Mhm.

Mary: Colored portraits, yeah. Because so many times we only see a lot of the main characters in just a black and white form in a tiny little spot, you know, at the chapter headings.

Andrew: Right.

Mary: But I think really getting to see them – their portraits – would be very cool.

Laura: Yeah. One of my favorite things about reading the books has always been the chapter art, because you always seem to be so good at not giving away too much with the drawings. Do you find the process of selecting a piece of work for each chapter challenging?

Mary: I found it more fun than challenging. Yeah. Challenging in a fun way. Yeah. Because that’s exactly what you have to do. You just have to entice – the writing, of course, entices you enough, but the chapter headings just really had to give you a little glimpse of what’s about to come without telling you too much. And, like I said, those chapter headings are also opportunities for us to meet some of the characters and then when we read on we find out who they are and what place they have in the story. So, you know, those are, I’d say, as much fun for me to do as the actual covers, because they really kind of mark places in the story that are important without giving it away, and that is fun to do.

Micah: Now, you’re one of the first people to read these books when they come out. I want to know, how difficult was it with knowing the end of Deathly Hallows and not being able to share it with anybody? And then, also, how did you feel once Harry’s story was done, because obviously you played such a big role in series as well.

Mary: Mhm. As far as the difficulty level of not sharing it, it’s kind of hard, but I’ve gotten used to just, you know, signing the confidentiality contracts and just being true to that. And my focus is always so much on, you know, the artwork and doing a good job and getting it in on time and just really being true to the writing that, you know, the other element of the social aspect of not sharing my work is just kind of not that important. My family doesn’t really – they know enough to not even talk to me about it at that time, and…

[Everyone laughs]

Mary: … my friends know. And they just know when I’m not coming out and socializing I must be working on a Potter piece.

Andrew: Right.

[Andrew and Laura laugh]

Mary: So, you know, they know the program and it just has become a way of working when that rolls around.

Andrew: A couple people…

Mary: And the other – yeah, I’m sorry…

Andrew: Sorry.

Mary: …the other part of your question was…?

Andrew: How’d you feel once Harry’s story was done?

Mary: Oh! Sad. Sad, but also kind of happy. It’s kind of like – I think I’ve said it before – like your eighteen year old is leaving for college…

Andrew: Right.

Laura: Aw.

Mary: …and they’re going out on their own, and now you move on to other things too. But sad too, because he really has been a part – and of course I look back at the work and I wish I could redo parts of it and do it better, you know, but that’s what artists do. And that’s what anybody does when they look at their work. Yeah.

Andrew: Well, a couple of basic questions: what’s your favorite character in the Harry Potter series? And what do you think your favorite book is too?

Mary: Well, Harry is my favorite character. But aside from Harry, I would say Hagrid.

Andrew: Oh, Hagrid.

Laura: Aw.

Andrew: Why Hagrid? Did you have fun drawing him too? He looks like a lot of fun to draw.

Mary: Mostly I love Hagrid because I’m drawn to… [laughs] …lovable, big, scruffy…

[Andrew and Laura laugh]

Mary: …guys – people, characters, I guess. And he reminded me a lot of my best dog Chopper who was a big St. Bernard mix and he was there and loyal and protective, and that’s what Hagrid was. And that, to me, is just really sweet. But I, you know, I also love Dumbledore and, you know, that, but I guess emotionally there’s a little tug at the heart for Hagrid. But certainly Harry.

Laura: Out of all the cover art you’ve done for the Potter books, which one is your favorite?

Mary: I would say the last one is my favorite.

Laura: Mhm.

Mary: I think it’s the best portrait of Harry, and I think, you know, I like the dramatic quality of it and the simplicity of the composition. I kind of like the curtain. I liked how it tied it up and it kind of related back to the first book.

Andrew: Right.

Mary: So, yeah.

Andrew: And also, what is your favorite book?

Mary: My favorite book of the Potter series?

Andrew: Yeah, like the stories in general.

Mary: It’s a draw between the first book and the third book.

Andrew: Now, why’s that? Why – was there anything…

Mary: You know, I think the third book because of Harry – the first book certainly because we’re just meeting this kid, and it’s just an amazing story and the fact that he lives in this little cellar under the stairs and, you know, and the funny parts. It seemed to be a little more lighthearted, and there was some good humor, and I guess when you meet a character and you’re finding out about their quirks, or their personality, it’s kind of – it’s kind of exciting in that way.

Andrew: Yeah.

Mary: And just being drawn to Harry as this orphaned boy, and discovering in that first book that he has this power, is pretty exciting. And then Book 3, I think it was about him finding out who Sirius Black was, and that he had this connection with him, and that he wasn’t alone, and there seemed be a real camaraderie between him and Ron and Hermione in that book, too. I mean, they are in all those books, but they really seem to come together physically and dramatically in Book 3.

Micah: Well, wrapping up, can you tell us a little bit about your exhibit that was recently held at Cedar Rapids?

Mary: Yeah, the exhibit was – it’s a great museum, and, you know, I’m from the midwest. I’m from Minnesota, and so Cedar Rapids is just a couple hours south of where I’m originally from, and so I felt a kinship to go back to the midwest and have this pretty extensive show in a museum. And the curator Sean Ulmer is a great guy to work with. But I showed a variety of my illustration work from throughout the years from other children’s books, and book covers, and posters, and opera, pieces I’ve done for the Cincinnati Opera, and also some sketches from the Potter series that I’ve got. I don’t own any of the originals, but I do have a few of the sketches. So it was interesting because people were drawn to this show, I think initially, because the illustrator of Harry Potter was showing some of the sketches, but once they got there they saw that my work expands into other areas, and they ended up, I think, leaving with a bigger picture of, you know, what an illustrator does, or what certainly – what I did outside of the Potter books, and it was nice to be appreciated for the other work too, since I’ve been working in illustration for twenty-five years, and…

Andrew: Sure.

Mary: …Harry’s been around for ten, so…

Micah: [laughs] Yeah, definitely.

Mary: …yeah, it was just a nice opportunity to show both sides of my work and to be appreciated on that level.

Andrew: Yeah, and we’ve received some reports from your exhibit from fans, and they sent in some pictures showing, you know, the galleries, how it was laid out, and really it was great, and we heard you went around and – I guess you probably didn’t do this for every day, but I guess maybe the first couple of days, you were there and took everybody through with the exhibit.

Mary: They just had – I did a few things. I visited some schools, and had – there was a family day, and I helped kids with art, and so there was a lot of community involvement. But then on one day I did a gallery walk and walked through and just talked about different pieces in the show, and took questions from the audience. It was a good turnout, and then I think the curator – I think the curator might be on YouTube, you probably saw, Sean Ulmer. He goes through and talks about some of the pieces too.

Andrew: Oh, cool.

Mary: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah, it sounded like a lot of fun too, just seeing you explain your work and all that.

Mary: Yeah, it was. It was a really nice opportunity, and it’s really nice to see people interested in art, and in, you know, the art that goes with literature, and other kinds of illustration. Most people don’t know what illustrators do and so when you get the opportunity to kind of support the craft and talk about it with them, it’s fun. Just it feels almost educational.

Andrew: Before we let you go, just a quick question. Are you working on any other projects right now outside of Harry Potter? What’s going on?

Mary: I’m working on some other picture books, and I’m working on a bunch of personal work for me. It’s just, you know, painting and other kinds of medium. So, I’m experimenting with some of that, just trying to grow as an artist.

Andrew: And maybe you’ll get a call from Scholastic about those two books.

[Laura laughs]

Mary: Maybe I will. We don’t know.

Andrew: Yeah, yeah.

[Mary laughs]

Andrew: All right, well, Mary, it was so great having you on with us. Thanks so much for…

Mary: Thanks.

Andrew: …talking with us. We learned a lot today.

Mary: Well, thanks. Good questions, guys, and keep up the good work.

Andrew: Okay, well there you have it. Big thanks to Scholastic for helping us set up that interview, and to Micah as well. You were a crucial part of getting that interview with Miss GrandPre.

Laura: And of course, thanks to her for talking to us as well.

Andrew: Oh, absolutely.

Laura: It was great.

Matt: Yeah, she’s really cool. I like her.

Laura: Mhm.

Andrew: It was a lot of fun, and we hope you guys the interview too.


Make the Music Connection


Andrew: Now let’s move on to a fun game called Make the Music Connection!

Laura: Where’s the…

Andrew: Now I didn’t play the sound effect.

Matt: Yeah, where’s the – that wasn’t the clip. Where’s the clip?

Andrew: People request that I do it live now, instead of the clip, because, you know, live is live.

Matt: Now who are these people? You keep mentioning people.

Andrew: It’s a focus group. It’s a MuggleCast focus group.

Matt: I think it’s just you.

Andrew: No, no it really wasn’t me. People have requested that, so – let’s see, let’s have – Matt, you go first. Here is your selection for Make the Music Connection. If you don’t know how this game is played, basically I’ll play a hot song right now in the world, and the contestant has to make a connection between that song and Harry Potter. So here we go.

Matt: All right.

Andrew: Here’s…

Matt: I’m nervous, let’s do it.

Andrew: Here’s your choice.

[“My Life Would Suck Without You” by Kelly Clarkson plays]

Andrew: This is of course, “My Life Would Suck without You” by Kelly Clarkson.

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: She’s a popular artist.

Matt: Yeah. That’s a good song. I really like it, too.

Andrew: Let me read back some of the lyrics to you to help you out.

Matt: I know the song.

Andrew: “Because we belong together now, yeah. Forever united here somehow, yeah. You got a piece of me, and honestly, my life – my life – would suck – would suck – without you.”

Matt: Well, if you go by the lyrics, I would think it would be like, the showdown in the forest when Harry sings to Voldemort.

[Laura and Micah laugh]

Matt: Don’t you…

Micah: I missed that part of the book…

Laura: Yeah.

Micah: …where he sang to him.

Laura: Yeah I must have gotten one of those editions where the pages were missing.

Matt: Well it was more like a ballad slash lullaby when he was singing it to him: “You’ve got a piece of me inside me.”

[Laura laughs]

Andrew: Here maybe this will help your case…

Matt: Honestly, honestly though, I think this would be more relevant to Hermione when she’s beating the crap out of Ron in the tent in Deathly Hallows.

Andrew: Good one.

Matt: When she finds out that she really loves him.

Andrew: Well here’s another part of the verse that I think is good for your Voldemort thing. “Being with you is so dysfunctional. I really shouldn’t miss you, but I can’t let you go, oh yeah.”

Matt: “Oh yeah.” [laughs]

[Laura laughs]

Andrew: I think that seems to fit too.

Matt: Can you imagine him actually just speaking the lyrics to Voldemort instead of just singing?

[Laura and Matt laugh]

Matt: I really shouldn’t…

Andrew: [in an English accent] “Being with you is so dysfunctional. I really shouldn’t miss you, but I can’t let you go, oh yeah.” [laughs]

[Laura and Matt laugh]

Matt: And you just see Lucius in the side, “I’m like so uncomfortable right now.”

Andrew: Anyway, okay, next song, this is for Micah. Now this isn’t a current song. It’s actually from 1965, however when Watchmen is released on this weekend, it’s going to be – be coming back.

Matt: Is it Bob Dylan, from “The Times are Changing”?

[“The Times They Are A-Changin'” by Bob Dylan plays]

Andrew: This is of course, Bobby Dylan, “These Times are Changing,” and Matt and I caught a screening of Watchmen a couple of weeks ago, and this was in there.

Matt: This is a really good song.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: It almost seems like a song that you would play during a somber moment, so I’d probably go with Dumbledore’s funeral.

Andrew: Oh no!

Micah: Or after Dumbledore’s funeral.

Andrew: That’s so sad.

Matt: That is really sad. Thank you, Micah.

Andrew: I’m tearing up. That’s really – crap.

[Laura laughs]

Andrew: Now I’m just depressed.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: Damn it!

Matt: You know, I’ve been noticing a lot though when this song is played throughout movies, it’s always played during montages too.

Andrew: Yeah. All right, well that’s good Micah. They should really start incorporating some real songs into Harry Potter.

Matt: Yeah. Well, we’ll talk about it in eighty years when they remake the series.

Andrew: Okay.

[Andrew and Laura laugh]

Laura: Exactly.

Andrew: And Laura, I know this is one of your favorite songs.

Laura: Oh, really?

Andrew: So this final one is for you.

[“Right Round” by Flo Rida plays]

Matt: Oh yeah.

[Laura laughs]

Andrew: This is of course, “Right Round” by Flo Rida.

[Laura laughs]

Matt: Do you honestly love this song Laura, really?

Andrew: No I completely made that up. [laughs]

Laura: No but it reminds me of…

Andrew: Here I’ll give you some lyrics to it.

Laura: No I already have my answer.

Andrew: Oh, okay.

Laura: It makes me think of the way the Pensieve works.

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Andrew: That’s great. That’s excellent.

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: Here’s some lyrics from that song. “Hopped out of that house with my swagger. Hop in that with girl.” That makes no sense. “I got places to go, people to see. Time is precious. I look at my crowd and they out of control. Just like my mind where I’m going. No women, no shorties, no nothing but clothes.”

Matt: God that’s Shakespeare right there isn’t it?

Andrew: Yeah it’s excellent. So there you go. That’s how we play Make the Music Connection! Im just going crazy with it now.

[Matt makes siren noise]

[Andrew and Laura laugh]


Chicken Soup for the MuggleCast Soul


Andrew: And we’ll wrap this excellent episode of MuggleCast up today with two Chicken Soups. The first one is rather sad. It’s from Matthew Dredge, 14 of Victoria, Australia. He writes:

“Hey guys. As you may have heard, the people here in Australia are suffering the worst bush fire disaster in decades. Fortunately as the fire swept through my state, my family survived but I cannot say the same for my house. We’d evacuated three hours before and escaped with a box of my possessions. For the past week my family and I have been living in a community center and the atmosphere here has been quite depressing. I can’t express how lucky I am that there’s wireless internet here, otherwise I would not have been able to download episodes of MuggleCast to my iPod Touch. Your hilarious jokes, insightful comments, thoughts and voices makes this difficult time just that bit more easier. Thank you so much. Love what you’re doing. G’Day from Australia.”

That’s from Matthew.

Laura: Oh.

Andrew: And we hope him and all the others who are victims of the Australia wild fires make it through and hopefully you know, get back to normal lives.

Laura: Our next one comes from Dana, 20, of Tucson, Arizona. She writes:

“I’m a long listener of the show and I love you guys. My Chicken Soup is in three parts. Firstly, I want to thank you for getting my boyfriend to read these books. I would always be listening to the show and he would want to. I would never let him because I didn’t want to spoil the movies. He ended up loving the series so much. We started downloading all the episodes so he can listen and now he loves you as much as I do. Secondly, I feel you Laura and Andrew. On being poor college students, you give us hours of entertainment because we don’t have cable. Finally, last September my sister technically died. She did some stuff that isn’t really good to talk about on the show. I know you like to keep it PG for the most part. She was in a coma for three days and in treatment for another four months. Thank you for supplying me with happiness on the way” – I can’t read today – “thank you for supplying me with happiness on the forty five minute drive to the hospital, which I made about four times a day. She is doing very well now. I really love you all and can’t wait until the next episode. Thanks so much. Dana.”

Matt: Awww, we love you too.

Andrew: We’re glad to hear Dana and Matthew and everyone who listens, and is sending in Chicken Soup’s are using MuggleCast to brighten up their days a bit.

[Show music plays]


Contact Information


Andrew: Anyway, that wraps up this 171st episode of MuggleCast. We’ll be back to talk to you guys more very soon but before we go we want to remind everyone about our contact information. I’m sure lots of you have feedback about this episode.

To contact us, don’t forget you can always call in your voicemail question or comment to us. If you’re in the United States you can dial 1218 20 M-A-G-I-C. If you’re in the United Kingdom you can dial 020 8144 0677. Don’t forget you can also Skype the username “MuggleCast.” Just remember no matter how you call us, keep your question under sixty seconds and eliminate as much background noise as possible.

And of course, on the brand new MuggleCast.com you can find a handy feedback form to contact any one of us or just use our first names at staff dot mugglenet dot com, and don’t forget we have the community outlets. Follow us on Twitter, fan us on Facebook, vote for us once a month at Podcast Alley and we have a variety of other community outlets: MySpace, YouTube, Frappr, Last.FM and the Fanlisting and Forums over at MuggleCastFan.net. But just remember, MuggleCast.com has all the links you need.

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: So, there you go. We’ll be talking to you guys again soon.


Show Close


Micah: Real quick I just want to say thanks again to obviously Mary GrandPre but also Kris Moran over at Scholastic for helping us with that.

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: Yes.

Laura: Mhm.

Andrew: Thank you very much.

Matt: Scholastic, you rule.

Andrew: So with that, it is time to go. Once again, I’m Andrew Sims.

Laura: I’m Laura Thompson.

Micah: I’m Micah Tannenbaum.

Matt: And I’m Matthew Britton.

[Everyone laughs]

Matt: Well I don’t know. Everyone was talking so fast.

Andrew: I thought Micah’s was a glitch – whatever. We’ll see everyone next time for Episode 172. Buh bye!

Laura: Bye.

Micah: Bye.

Matt: Bye.

[Show music continues]


Bloopers


Andrew: Because Mary GrandPre is joining us this week, this is MuggleCast, Episode 172 for, I don’t know the date! 2009.

Transcript #171

MuggleCast 171 Transcript


Show Intro


[Intro music plays]

Andrew: And good Thursday evening to everybody. Here we are, and just nine hours ago, Warner Brothers decided, “Hey, let’s surprise the fans again!” And a new trailer has been released. I’m here with Eric, Matt, and Micah. Hello, ladies.

[Prolonged silence]

Andrew: Hello?

Eric: I don’t see any ladies here.

Matt: I know. What are you talking about, dude?

Eric: Do you see any ladies, Micah?

Andrew: I’m sorry about that. Ben is supposed to be here, too, but the nerve of these people who, you know, they come on this show, and its like, “Oh, I’m a big time host, I can show up whenever I want now.” So Ben will show up whenever he decides to. But what were the chances? What were the chances, ladies and gentlemen, that we were going to have a trailer the same day our live show was planned?

Micah: Oh, what a coincidence.

Andrew: What a coincidence.

Micah: That’s just amazing.

Andrew: Well, here’s the funny story: Matt, Laura, Micah, and I were recording episode 171 last night, and literally wrapping up the show, “Well, okay, bye you guys, bye!” and I see WB’s calling, and I’m like, “Oh, crap.” Because it’s either really good news or really bad news with WB. So I don’t answer it until after we’re done recording, and then, you know, talk on the phone. And, long story short, trailer tomorrow. And then I tell Matt, Micah, and Laura, and it’s like a collective, “Ugh!”

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Andrew: Because we had just finished recording the other show. Not because we have, you know, a new trailer. That’s, of course, very exciting.

Matt: We’re still going to release that episode, right?

Andrew: Yes, of course. Yes, that’ll be out over the weekend.

Matt: Okay.


HBP Trailer Discussion


Andrew: So, let’s talk about this trailer. I think everyone’s really excited that another one came out. And look at this, WB’s actually keeping up on their promise that we would have a trailer, or that – remember – what’s his face? That guys behind WB who does – oh, Alan Horn, that’s it. He was like, “Oh, yeah, we’re going to be, you know, we’re going to keep the fans occupied. We know we got to keep them happy with this extra long wait.”

[Prolonged silence]

Andrew: Isn’t that right? [laughs]

Matt: Yeah. [laughs] That didn’t really sound like the end of a conversation, so I was waiting for the end.

Andrew: No, that was pretty much the end. Anyway, let’s talk about some of the big things in this trailer. Let’s start with the overall feelings of this trailer. I mean, is this the darkest one yet? That’s the end of the sentence, by the way.

Matt: Oh.

Eric: Question mark.

Matt: I think it’s the most somber of them yet.

Andrew: It’s very depressing.

Matt: Yeah. Kind of makes you want to dye your hair black and part it to the side.

Andrew: And wear tight black pants and put on Paramore shirts from Hot Topic.

Matt: Yes. Is that a shot at me?

Micah: I can’t really say that, to be honest.

Andrew: What? What, Micah?

Micah: I don’t think it would make me want to do that, to be honest.

Andrew: [laughs] Well what did you think of the trailer?

Eric: What Micah is saying is that he needs a whip.

[Andrew laughs]


A Lot of the Same Stuff


Micah: No, what I thought of the trailer – and I don’t want to rain on anybody’s parade here – production-wise I thought it was a great trailer.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: But content-wise, I wasn’t thrilled.

Andrew: Why not?

Micah: It felt like a lot of the same stuff that we’ve already seen. We got a couple of new scenes, as I’m sure we’re going to talk about, but overall there was a lot of the same for me. I feel like I’m on American Idol right now.

Andrew: [laughs] Yo, yo, dog, yo, it was just a lot of the same, man. I wasn’t feeling it, I wasn’t feeling it.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: Exactly. It’s not what we saw during Hollywood Week.

Andrew: No.

Eric: But it’s coming back for the wild card, you guys know that, right?

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah. I was just about to make that joke. So, listen, Eric, what did you think of it? Do you think it’s reflective of the movie? Of this PG movie?

Eric: Actually, I’ve only been able to listen to it. My laptop screen died…

Andrew: What?

Eric: Just as I was turning it on earlier today. Yeah, my laptop screen is shot. This laptop has been with me since, oh, not the beginning of MuggleCast, okay, so it’s not that dramatic, but yes, I’ve only been able to listen to the trailer. But I was worried at first. I was like, “Oh great,” you know? My initial reaction was like, what more can they give away? Like, what more scenes from the movie can they possibly reveal? Because personally, I feel like when I heard there was a trailer, I feared, “Oh great, WB has had this film in the can way too long.” That what we’ve seen before, with them overdoing clips, giving pretty much the whole movie out for download to people before the movie came out. I was worried that it was going to be more new stuff, making the actual film not as cool. But I guess I like the tone of this trailer. That’s all I can say until I see it…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: …but I like the tone of this trailer and I agree with what you guys are saying.

Andrew: Yeah. I mean, look, it’s a really dark trailer, and even the ending was very sad. There wasn’t that climatic build up that we’ve seen in other trailers before.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Matt, what did you think? Disagree? Agree?

Matt: I think I kind of agree with a little more Micah than the rest. I really like the scenes that we got to see. A couple of them were really cool, but, you know, I just wasn’t feeling this trailer. Because a little bit – it was too somber for a Harry Potter trailer. Because we always see a big upshot at the very end…

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: …not an upshot but an upset at the end, and I just wasn’t seeing it. I guess I didn’t really see what they were trying to go for, what they were trying to appeal to the audience with this trailer. I guess that’s what I’m trying to say.

Andrew: Ben’s joining us now. Hey, Ben, thanks for coming on, you know, five minutes late. It’s not that big of a deal. You’re a big star now, so you can show up whenever you want.

Ben: I know. Well you didn’t call me. I told you I wanted a text message, I need text messages.

Andrew: You never told me that! You never told me that. Anyway, as everyone may remember, our last live show, Ben at the end of the show had a vision where he predicted when the next trailer will come out, and he didn’t get the date exactly, but he got it pretty close. Let’s replay that now in case you forgot.


Ben Predicts Trailer’s Release Date


[Ben making gasping sounds]

Matt: What the hell?

Andrew: Trelawney?

Ben: The new trailer will come out – on February 27th.

Andrew: Whoa.

Matt: Jeez!

Andrew: So there you go. Ben predicted – Ben, do you remember that? Because you seemed very flustered after you had that vision.

Ben: No, I remember flashes of it, but…

Andrew: Yeah. It was…

Matt: Were you constipated?

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: Sounds like it.

Andrew: [laughs] Well so February 27th, that’s not bad! That’s a week ago come tomorrow, so that wasn’t bad. Good job. Maybe you didn’t read the tea leaves correct or something.

Ben: Awfully close.

Andrew: Yeah, it was pretty close. Okay so we have a few things to go through about this trailer. By the way, Ben, what’d you think of the trailer overall? We’re going to get in specifics in a minute.

Ben: Trailer. Well, I watched it in HD, like…

Andrew: Show off.

Ben: A lot of people. But the quality was just awesome.

Andrew: Mhm.

Ben: I thought the quality was great. It looks like it’s going to be another good movie, I mean…

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: All good.

Andrew: Mhm.


Harry Potter Films Need That “Wow” Factor


Ben: But the thing about the Harry Potter movies – I want to get this out there – is they’re all good movies. I think everyone can agree on that. But there isn’t one that transcends greatness.

Andrew: [laughs] What do you mean?

Ben: Like Lord of the Rings movies.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: There’s not one that stands out? Is that what you’re saying or what?

Ben: Well, I mean, Harry Potter movies are – they seem to be the movies that people see because Harry Potter is a very popular thing. You know what I mean?

Andrew: Right.

Ben: They’re not – I don’t feel that they’re the type of movie that somebody really wants to go see because it’s true cinematic excellence in the same way as Lord of the Rings.

Andrew: Mhm.

Ben: And that’s kind of what I’m anticipating with the rest of the movies. That’s what I’m hoping, that’s what I’m looking for. That’s what I’m holding out for, you know?

Andrew: Mhm.

Ben: There’s something that really just says “Wow.” You guys understand what I’m saying?

Andrew: No, I understand what you’re saying. I think – there seems to be – and this trailer really helps what I’m thinking. The film has become so – and I guess all the trailers are this way – so beautiful. I really feel like there’s something different about this one.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Maybe it’s that it’s the darkest yet. I don’t know there’s just something so extra epic about it.


Film Texture


Matt: It does seem very water-colored, I guess I could say.

Andrew: There’s a lot of single colored…

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: It’s like blue shots and green shots.

Matt: Very smooth-edged. It’s not as sharp as the original movies were.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: You know what I’m talking about?

Andrew: Yeah. And do you guys remember…

Ben: Yeah, yeah. Go ahead, sorry.

Andrew: Do you remember with the first trailer, we saw these scenes of young Dumbledore going to visit young Riddle, and it wasn’t all blurry like this is.

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: Do you remember that?

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: So what’s the difference here? Is it just that the special effects are done and this is the memory? I mean, it is the memory. I just thought that was interesting.

Matt: Mhm.

Ben: Well, I mean, it would make sense for the memory to be a bit blurred because I think the point that we’re trying to get across there is that – Jo’s kind of stressed that memories are subjective in a way, I think.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: Well actually, I think when Emerson asked her if it was subjective, she made it sound like it wasn’t. So I don’t know, but personally – I mean, I think everybody knows that memories are a subjective thing.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: So the fact that it’s a bit blurry makes sense.

Andrew: [laughs] Okay, this is going to sound really messed up, but so – wouldn’t it be funny if you saw what people were thinking during that memory, too? So like, you know, since Dumbledore…

Eric: You can’t see thoughts, man.

Andrew: So, you know, Dumbledore may be having a dirty thought or two. [laughs]

Matt: What is with you trying to make Dumbledore some dirty old man?

Andrew: No! We know he’s not, but I’m just saying…

Matt: But you’re always trying to say it.

Andrew: Okay, whatever.

Eric: I think the purpose of a Pensieve – wasn’t it explained in Book 4 – that it actually fleshes out the memory a little bit more, makes it a little bit more realistic. Like you can travel and see what other people are doing in your memory, even if you aren’t within earshot, as Harry does in Book 5.

Andrew: Right.

Matt: And so it’s kind of like that is – I think J.K.R. called it “the magic of the Pensieve.” So – but then, you see Slughorn and he’s able to manipulate the memory – albeit poorly – but you can guess by what Dumbledore says that it can be done a little bit more professionally to edit the memory. But you can still do it.

Andrew: Right. Well, here’s what we’ll do. We’ll go piece through piece, I guess you would say, through the trailer. I thought there was going to be – oh, here we go. So, the big thing with this is that there’s Dumbledore – it’s his narration. So let’s listen to that and then we’ll discuss it. By the way, people on Ustream are watching this live, so…

Eric: Oh, Andrew.

Andrew: What?

Eric: One thing I wanted to mention, I have seen the trailer now. I plugged it into my TV.

Andrew: Oh, nice.

Eric: Yeah. I love it.

Andrew: Good job. Here we go.

Matt: Thank god.


Edited Dialogue


[Trailer clip plays]

Andrew: So it’s pretty epic. I mean – [laughs] – and this goes back to that other trailer where there’s big musical build up. [hums tune] “I want you to see it.” Boom! So what do you guys think…

Matt: Yeah!

Andrew: …of Dumbledore’s narration? Is this actually in the film? Like, is this Dumbledore talking to Harry?

Matt: It doesn’t seem like it to me because it seems very choppy. They just edited it from what he was telling Harry.

Andrew: Well I guess Eric would have the answer.

Matt: Oh yeah.

Andrew: In a way, though, I don’t want to know. [laughs]

Eric: Yeah, I can’t say definitively that this was in the movie, is the thing, which is what’s shocking about it…

Andrew: So was there only a part or something?

Eric: Well, I just can’t guarantee that that dialogue is in there. I mean obviously it’s cut, or it sounds cut, but I actually think that a lot of this, for narration’s sake, was actually – obviously it was redubbed – but Michael Gambon in this movie is, as I’ve said before, really cares or appears to care a whole lot more about the character and I wouldn’t be surprised if he came back and did this narration because it’s just that awesome. I don’t remember his being exactly like, “I knew this boy who did all the wrong choices.” Blah blah blah.

Andrew: Oh okay.

Eric: I really doubt, actually, that that is in the movie like that…

Andrew: I think it’d be pretty sick if he did this just for the movie, or just for the trailer. I mean, and then there was also – I remember we were making fun of that – I guess it was the IMAX trailer, when he was like mumbling and we were joking that he just went into the studio real quick, did one take, and got out of there.

Eric: Yeah.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah, so I don’t know. So Eric definitively says he doesn’t remember it being exactly this way, so I guess we’ll just have to wait and see.

Matt: Mhm.


Dumbledore’s Tone


Andrew: But Dumbledore had – what’d you guys think of Dumbledore’s tone? It was very weak. There was a…

Matt: Well he’s dying…

Andrew: Yeah I know. [laughs] We’ll talk about the black hand in a bit because you do see it pretty clearly in this trailer. But what’d you think of his tone? Was it – fill in the blank. Matt?

Matt: Somber. Dying.

Andrew: Awesome, awesome.

Eric: Okay, Micah?

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: [laughs] I like somber. I think that’s probably the perfect word to describe it.

Matt: Thank you.

Andrew: Yeah. I mean, it just felt so nice. I have so much faith in Michael Gambon now. I love it.

Eric: Yeah, I’m going to say bookish.

Andrew: Bookish? What, his tone?

Eric: That’s my word for it, yeah.

Andrew: Okay.

Matt: I know what you’re going to say, Andrew.

Andrew: Gay?

Matt: Yeah.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: No, I was not going to say gay.

Eric: Pretty and witty and gay.

Andrew: [laughs] No, I was not going to say that. He does not sound like that at all. He sounds very serious and dying. I think that was good. I think that was accurate.


Riddle Opens a Cabinet That’s On Fire


Andrew: Now, let’s go through a couple of things in particular that we saw of interest. Tom Riddle opening the cabinet on fire. Matt, you want to talk about that?

Matt: Yeah, he opens a cabinet that’s on fire.

Andrew: Can you be more descriptive than that?

[Ben laughs]

Matt: Yeah. He opens it slowly and kind of slowly looks in, and the cabinet’s on fire.

Andrew: I’m sorry – you’re so good, thanks.

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: I’m going to sound like an idiot, but I don’t remember that…

Matt: Yeah, remember? Tom Riddle likes to keep mementos of his victims, and in that little box is what he keeps.

Andrew: Oh, right.

Matt: Because I think Dumbledore knew or something, didn’t he? Where it was?

Andrew: I can’t remember…

Matt: I can’t remember.

Andrew: Anyone remember?

Matt: Gah!


Young Tom Riddle


Andrew: It is pretty cool though. Young Tom Riddle – there’s a lot of new footage of him in this. I mean, there’s a lot that we’ve seen before, but he looks very – he looks great. His eyes are just piercing and like…

Matt: He looks fantastic! He must’ve gotten work done.

Andrew: [laughs] Right.

Eric: [laughs] Excuse me, excuse me, who does your eyes? We’re wondering.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: Eric? Eric, how the hell are you?

[Matt laughs]

Eric: I’m good, Ben. How’re you doing?

Ben: Oh, I’m doing well. I just haven’t heard from you. We’re neighbors, what’s up with this?

Eric: Yeah, I know! Ask Dylan, man. He lives like ten blocks from me and I haven’t seen him.

Matt: Yeah, ladies, I hate to interrupt tea time, but we are talking about the trailer.

Eric: Yeah, so this trailer…

[Matt laughs]

Eric: Like what you’re saying about young Tom Riddle being – I mean, he looks exactly how the book describes him when he opens the flaming cabinet. He looks fearful of what’s inside, you know, obviously it’s that box of all the little relics he took from his classmates.


Luna Finding Harry on the Train


Andrew: And then – what about – a lot of people are commenting about this. Luna, when she spots Harry in the train – but the big problem is – I guess it’s fact that she can’t see through the – well she shouldn’t be able to see through the Invisibility Cloak?

Matt: Yeah it’s a Deathly Hollow – or Halo. Hallow.

Andrew: Hallow.

Eric: Halo?

Andrew: I don’t know. Eric, what did you think about that? I mean what do you think is up with that? Was that in the movie?

Eric: Yeah, okay they replaced that with Tonks finding her – I think it’s instead of Tonks finding him they have Luna finding him. I’m actually not sure if she can see him through the Spectrespecs but I think that’s how it plays out and if she does then that’s kind of cool because it verifies that – I don’t know, maybe the Spectrespecs aren’t entirely useless, you know, if they can somehow see.

Andrew: Yeah?

Eric: Actually I think it’s a bunch of Nargles or something are floating around the area where Harry is. It’s really interesting – they do it like little bugs or something that the Spectrespecs can see and I think that’s how she sees him which is – which is really awesome. And it wouldn’t be surprising. I mean some people who are defending the canon will say, hey, that’s dumb, because nothing can see the Invisibility Cloak, let alone a Deathly Hallow one, but I think it was really cool and I think not a lot of people would have put faith in Spectrespecs or expect that – expect them to be effective in this way.

Matt: Is it me or does it seem really similar to what Mad-Eye Moody’s eye can do? In that little shot, you know how it kind of zoomed in on Harry?

Andrew: Yeah, yeah sort of. But it’s sort of like – what’s that called – those – well you put your eye through and you look up to the light. What are those toys called?

Matt: A telescope?

Andrew: No…

Eric: Kaleidoscope.

Andrew: Kaleidoscope. Yeah, it’s sort of like – it’s sort of like that. I mean that’s how it’s functioning. So – so and you – hold on…

Micah: There’s a problem though.

Andrew: Okay, go ahead.

Micah: The only thing I was going to say is that you’re deviating away from the actual story and you’re making the Cloak able to be seen through yet again.

Eric: Hm, maybe not seen through. Like I said, I mean she kind of guesses Harry is there or he sees her and shouts out.

Andrew: But like…

Eric: I don’t think it’s a definitive see-through sort of thing.

Andrew: But our point of vision is through her Spectrespecs and you can clearly see him like – you know what I mean? But I do see those things around his head. So Eric, you’re saying that they added those things to [dog barks] unlock – whoa, Eric – keep your thoughts to yourself.

Eric: Sorry, I have a dog. Wait a sec I got to – I got to get the dog. Hang on.

Andrew: Okay. Well so…

Ben: Hey, Andrew…

Andrew: Yes Ben?

Ben: I’m an idiot – I just spent the last three minutes trying to talk…

Andrew: And your mic was muted?

Ben: I would try to say something – yeah, my mic was muted.

Andrew: Well, what can I say? You’re not as professional as you used to be. You show up late, you don’t know how your mute button works.

Ben: I know and I – you know I just learned something. I just heard that people on Ustream can actually see you right now?

Andrew: Yes they can. I’m live on Ustream.

Ben: So – so are you like making faces at comments that people make?

Andrew: I am not!

Ben: Like you’re just sitting there… [laughs]

Andrew: I am not!

Ben: And when someone says something stupid you’re just making a really screwed-up face.

Andrew: I write a sign and I hold up – and it reads “he’s stupid”. No, no I don’t do anything like that. I’m just sitting here.

Ben: Well, so – so can I watch you right now? Or is it going to screw up…

Andrew: You probably shouldn’t – I mean you’ll start hearing yourself echo. I mean it will be recorded so you can look at it later. I know you’re dying to check me out but…

Ben: I can’t do it later Andrew I have a source – I have a source that tells me that you do make faces.

Andrew: I made one face – I made one face when Eric and you – when you and Eric were shooting the breeze. That was it though.

Ben: Hey, don’t be making faces.

Andrew: [laughs] Okay.

Ben: I don’t like faces.

Andrew: I’m not, I’m done. Completely done.

Ben: Perfect.

Andrew: Those guys ratted me out so I can’t trust them anymore. Anyway, I’m kind of weirded out about that – the – Micah what do you think about that? The particles around his head to reveal him? Sort of?

Micah: Well, didn’t Eric just suggest that they were Nargles?

Andrew: Are Nargles…

Micah: Are you not supposed to be able to see them?

Andrew: They look like gnats though.

Micah: Maybe that’s what gives him away, as opposed to the Invisibility Cloak if she’s able to see something going on above his head. I don’t know, it’s really weird.

Matt: Well you know when – when you like hit your head or something you see dots?

Micah: Yeah that’s what it reminded me of, like an old cartoon where there’d be birds flying around the person’s head who got knocked out.

Andrew: Yeah. Well I’m just reading the definition about them. They are fleas – they are like fleas, ticks but a little bit bigger. And they were described in – in Order of the Phoenix.


Dumbledore’s Hand


Andrew: But, and then the other thing that was particularly interesting was – where am I going here? Let’s see – point – the 1:10 mark when Dumbledore and Harry are in the lake and Dumbledore is casting a spell – and you actually get a pretty good shot of Dumbledore’s black hand.

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: It looks just black to me. Now, I don’t know how you’re supposed to picture it. I mean, actually 1:09 has the better – but it just looks like it, you know, like he just stuck it in soot or something.

Matt: Yeah. Or it looks like he accidentally spilled an ink well or something.

Andrew: Yeah, yeah. [laughs] I hope they didn’t mess that effect up.

Eric: Oh, didn’t I tell you guys? They changed that, too. He actually dips his hand in ink. By accident…

Andrew: Oh. You see?

Eric: It’s cursed ink, really.

Matt: Well that makes sense.

Andrew: No. That doesn’t make sense. They make these changes to shorten up the film. So what is he, just like, opening shot of the movie, he’s like in his office and then writing a note to his lover, and then [makes pop noise] “Whoops!”

Matt: Stop it!

Eric: Who would his lover be, Andrew?

Andrew: I don’t know anyone. How does it look in the movie – Eric, it wasn’t complete in the movie?

Eric: No, it wasn’t.

Andrew: He just had a green glove, right?

Eric: Actually, no, it was for one of the scenes. It was the train scene when the – no, no, I’m not going to say that. The beginning of the film, or towards the beginning of the film, there was a shot where it was complete. It looked great. It looked better. I haven’t seen this, I can’t watch it in High-Def on my TV, but it looks fine in the film.

Andrew: We have it up on the stream now, and it’s actually kind of hard to see. But I mean, yeah it’s – it just basically look like he stuck it in asphalt or something.

[Barking]

Eric: No, it’s a blackened, deadened hand, I’m pretty sure – whose dog is that now?

Andrew: What is this? Are we – Do we live in pet stores? What’s going on? Matt, was that you? I’m going to blame Matt this time. Yeah, he muted his stream.

Matt: Yeah, that was me. Someone got shot or something so the dogs were barking.

Andrew: Oh, okay.

[Eric laughs]

Matt: Yeah, I’m back at home, that’s why.

Andrew: Yeah, by the way, people in that chat are all like, “Why isn’t Matt on camera?” Well first of all, I’m the hostess with the mostest, so you’re going to see me. And second of all…

Matt: He gets jealous when I get all the thunder away from him.

Andrew: Matt’s not even in here. He’s an hour-and-a-half away right now. He’s in…

Eric: You guys are away? You’re spending time apart?

Andrew: He’s in a new studio in Palm Springs. We’re testing it.

Ben: A new studio.

[Andrew and Ben laugh]

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: As in his studio apartment?

Ben: He keeps on trying to beat us down, but MuggleCast keeps on rolling.

Andrew: Keeps on ticking, baby. Okay, well some other…


MuggleSpace Plug


Ben: Well, I’d like to take the time now…

Andrew: Oh! What’s that?

Ben: To do…

Andrew: Are we breaking for an ad?

Ben: To invite everybody who’s listening to enjoy MuggleSpace, the ultimate Harry Potter social network, and the most popular Harry Potter social network online.

Matt: Yes.

Ben: We have over 13,000 members – close to 14,000- 13,780. And last show – were we trying to get 10,000? Was that what the game was?

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: Let’s go for 14,000.

Andrew: I don’t think it will happen because we didn’t get to 10,000 last time. [laughs]

Ben: Yeah.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Ben: With that attitude, it’ll never happen. It’ll never happen with that attitude.

Andrew: Okay.

Ben: And everyone coming to the chat for some fun play-time with Ben Schoen.

Andrew: We just lost about 500 listeners as you did that ad, so thanks.

Eric: They all want to play with Ben.

Andrew: No, I’m just kidding. I’m just kidding.

Eric: They’re going to come back.

Ben: You’re probably making a face. That’s probably why they left.

Andrew: [laughs] No, I wasn’t. I was making a very happy, thumbs-up picture.

Eric: This live MuggleCast is brought to you by the Caption Contest.

[Ben says something unintelligible]

Andrew: Everyone stop.

Eric: Visit the Caption Contest for all of your humor needs.

[Ben laughs]

Matt: Why is everyone talking at the…

Andrew: All right, thank you guys.

[Ben laughs]

Andrew: Anyway, back to the…

Ben: Andrew! Andrew! Next time, can I be on the camera?

Andrew: If you’re here, yes. Otherwise…

Ben: I’ll have to fly all the way out to LA.

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: Yes.

Ben: Is that how it is?

Andrew: Yeah. Maybe there’s some money in the budget.

Eric: Dude, there’s no money there. You know there’s no money there.


McGonagall Gazes at the Sky


Andrew: There is no money there. Okay, well let’s talk about some other things. 1:22 – and this – it’s the shortest shot, but it just stands out because her eyes are just popping out of her head. McGonagall is, you know, looking outside of Hogwarts, and then she looks up. What is she looking at? The Dark Mark?

Matt: The sky.

Andrew: Well, the sky, but the Dark Mark? Any theories there? She suddenly jolts her head up. Micah?

Micah: Yeah, I think the Dark Mark is probably a good guess.

Andrew: It’s kind of sad, though. How she looks so sad, doesn’t she?

Micah: She looks scared.

Matt: She looks very helpless.

Andrew: Yeah, she does look scary. But it just looks…

Micah: Not scary. Scared.

Andrew: Scared.

Matt: But it could also be when Hagrid’s hut catches on fire.

Andrew: Ah, maybe. Yeah, because it actually – like throwing it back to Prisoner of Azkaban, you know how that one area of Hogwarts where you can run right out of, and then you just run down the hill? To Hagrid’s hut?

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: It sort of looks like…

Matt: But Hagrid’s hut moves every single movie, so…

Andrew: I know. I know.

Matt: So only God know where this one is this year.

Andrew: But is sort of looks like that. But I just love it, and all these scenes, and the Ron and Hermione looking up into the sky, that’s a throw back to the back of the Half-Blood Prince cover.

Matt: Yeah, that’s really cool, I really like that.


A Dark Movie


Eric: Yeah, very ominous. I think, this trailer, with you guys saying it’s all somber, and kind of, not even your cup of tea, compared with the other ones. I like this a lot, in that it shows the darker side of the movie. It’s not all, you know, the jovial school stuff which we’ve seen time and time again, but it actually shows that this is a darker film, as it should be.

Andrew: Right.

Eric: I mean, looking at this you wouldn’t think that it is a PG movie but I guess it still is, but it shows the darker side of it, which is really good. I mean, from this trailer wouldn’t you guys say that you think that it’s at least as dark as the movies have been? Or…

Andrew: Oh yeah.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: But…

Eric: That’s the rewarding thing in this trailer.

Matt: But, I don’t think it’s as balanced as the other ones are, because, you know, they keep saying in all the previous interviews and things like that, that Half-Blood Prince is more, you know, funnier.

Andrew: [laughs] We’re having a laugh with this one, and then this trailer comes out and it’s like the saddest thing ever.

Matt: Yeah.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Yeah, but they don’t show Dumbledore dying in this one, so…

Matt: Well that would be a big spoiler. Why would you even go see the movie after that?

Andrew: Well, because it’s part of the book, that’s why. [laughs]

Matt: Well, I know, but that’s the biggest spoil of the entire movie.

Eric: Sometimes they do that.

Matt: I’m only going to see Dumbledore die.

Andrew: Well, that’s not nice.

Matt: Oh, well, they better have it in the film.


The Music


Andrew: Well, what else is there to talk about? Somebody, what did you guys think of the music? Somebody – I just got a P.M., and by the way don’t P.M. me when I’m doing the show and ask, “What’s up?” You know what’s up. I’m podcasting. That’s what’s up.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: You don’t need to P.M. me. Anyway, somebody, I’m going to get the name up here, A-R-O-U-S-H-K-A was asking what we think of the trailer – or the music. What do you guys think of the music? I liked it.

Matt: Yeah, it’s pretty good.

Andrew: It was just somber, was there anything new Matt? Did you pick anything up that was new?

Matt: Well, I honestly don’t think it’s from the soundtrack, but…

Andrew: No.

Matt: I think just the music was just there to stay in the background; I don’t think it was there to stand out. Just like in the previous trailers.

Eric: Why was it not in the – Why don’t you think it’s in the soundtrack?

Matt: Hmm?

Eric: Why don’t you think it’s in the soundtrack?

Matt: Oh, I don’t know. I just feel like I’ve heard it before.

Eric: Oh.

Andrew: Well, I mean, and plus what they do is they pick like – they get music from that database of stuff.

Eric: Yeah, that’s true. It could be a hundred similar things from other movies.

Andrew: Yeah. You know what I’m saying.


Astronomy Tower


Matt: Hey, I know we don’t have it written down to talk about it, but I was just looking through it and what do you guys think about the aerial shot of the Astronomy Tower?

Andrew: What’s the time code? Time code please.

Matt: Time code: 34.

Andrew: 34.

Matt: 34 seconds.

Andrew: Oh yeah, and you can see Dumbledore up there.

Matt: Yeah, and you can see the telescope.

Andrew: Oh my God, that’s so sad. That’s a long fall. That’s a long fall.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: No, because in the book does it look, do you picture it that high up?

Matt: Well when I read the book it didn’t look that high. All I saw were words.

Andrew: It is so high up. I never even realized that. Sorry, I just had to…

Micah: If it’s any consolation he was already dead before he fell.

Andrew: Yeah, but its still, it’s still – but it’s still quite terrible.

Matt: It’s still pretty high.

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Andrew: That’s like saying, his body went in the lawnmower, but he was dead before it happened so who cares? Bad analogy?

Eric: There’s a good view of the Hogwarts front gates right after that view of the Astronomy Tower.

Andrew: Yeah, which is odd because…

Matt: Well after you can see a little bit of the river and the lake.

Andrew: We need time codes guys.

Eric: 35 seconds.

Andrew: Matt, 35 seconds?

Matt: Yeah.

Eric: Right after the Astronomy Tower. Time stamp.

MuggleCast 171 Transcript (continued)


The Front Gates


Andrew: Right. So there’s Harry and Luna walking in, and we’ve never seen those gates before. Or did we see them in Order of the Phoenix?

Matt: Yeah, those are the front gates.

Andrew: Yeah, but have we seen those front gates before?

Eric: No, we haven’t.

Matt: No, we have not.

Andrew: Well, okay, that’s something new. And then there’s like a little…

Matt: That’s been in the previous trailers.

Andrew: Yeah, you’re right, but we’ve never talked about it being the first – in there.

Matt: I do like that they’re introducing it because they do talk about it a lot in the last book. The gargoyles.

Andrew: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they’ve got to start getting that outer perimeter of Hogwarts in these shots because there’s so much going on outside of Hogwarts now. Like the final battle.

Eric: Exactly.

Andrew: In DH.

Matt: Yeah.

Eric: That’s a good point.

Andrew: Did you see a lot of the outsides, Eric?

Eric: There’s some at the, you know, when they first go to Hogwarts. I’m not sure during the year but then afterwards when Harry chases Snape and whoever out of the – Hogwarts there’s obviously some there too. There’s also a bit of the Unbreakable Vow, you see Narcissa…

Andrew: Right.

Eric: In this trailer.

Andrew: Right.

[Matt says something unintelligible]

Andrew: What did you say, Micah?

Micah: I didn’t.


Narcissa


Andrew: Oh. Sorry. But yeah, Narcissa is in here and a picture I’m going to put up on the Ustream chat. But she’s crying! She’s shedding a tear. She looks at her ring first. And then she looks up at Snape and is like, “Wah, wah.”

Matt: I don’t think she does that.

Andrew: No. Well, she may in the actual film.

Eric: Don’t hold your breath.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Andrew: I like how Eric is like the know-it-all so he keeps like giving us all these hints and stuff.

Eric: Well, actually guys, that’s kind of why I was like – I wasn’t sure if I was going to sit this episode out because I didn’t want it to be too much of the same thing where you guys are all like, “Hm. New trailer. Well, what do we think about it? Let’s just ask Eric if it’s actually in the film this way.”

Andrew: I’m – I was just kidding though, we appreciate your input.

Ben: It’s – how does it feel to have knowledge that…

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: Only you have?

Eric: Guys, I’m going to stress that I don’t think this is the same film. I mean, I – there are parts…

Andrew: [laughs] What do you mean?

Eric: I saw a very primitive cut of the film! I really did!

Andrew: Oh. Okay.

Eric: I’m just as excited to see the new thing as you guys.

Andrew: Well, that’s good.

Eric: So.

Andrew: Some people in the chat are saying Narcissa doesn’t look pretty enough but I disagree with that. I think she looks quite stunning. Wouldn’t you agree, Ben?

Matt: It seems like that’s a very common issue when we see new characters; they’re not pretty enough.

Andrew: Yeah, everyone’s critical of their look, are they?

Matt: Yeah.

Eric: Well, she’s kind of a brunette, which is my issue with it. She’s got like that brownish – I don’t know if it’s a bun or a hat or what.

Andrew: Yeah. I can’t…

Eric: It’s in the promo pictures too. It’s not all blonde hair and they needed to distinguish her from Paris Hilton wig-wearing…

Andrew: [laughs] Right. It is pretty cool there – it is pretty cool though. I like her.

Matt: Mm. And it’s very easy to say in a book that a character is pretty, but actually to find a good enough actress to play the character and be pretty enough for everybody to agree on…

Eric: You’re saying they’ll settle, Matt?

Matt: Yeah. Exactly.

Ben: I kind of have a thing for McGonagall.

Andrew: You have a thing for McGonagall?

Ben: Yeah, I’ve moved on from Emma.

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Andrew: You’re going for the older ladies?

Ben: Yeah, Emma just can’t make up her mind.

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Ben: Though, older women, they know what they want.

Andrew: Right. Right. They’re decided, they’re set. So can you…

Micah: You should take a look at Mrs. Granger though, Ben, who was just cast.

Andrew: Yeah, did you see her picture?

Ben: I actually didn’t take a look at her – is she a babe?

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Eric: We’re going to have to talk about that on the show like…

Ben: What?

Eric: As a secondary news item. We could do that.

Ben: What are you talking about?

Andrew: Well, there…

Eric: Check the site. You know, that one site you work for.

Andrew: Hermione Granger’s mom was cast yesterday. Or was it someone else?

Ben: Oh yeah, I got the text.


Ginny Playing Quidditch


Andrew: Yeah, okay. I should just noticed this, too, and I don’t know if this is in the notes but Matt – oh yeah, you did – the Quidditch with Ginny. That’s the first time seeing her in her Quidditch outfit. She looks cute.

Eric: Mm, time stamp?

Andrew: I don’t have a time stamp – I have a picture.

Eric: Yeah, well, time stamp?

Andrew: Matt, do you have a time stamp? Time stamp? Time time stamp? It’s a shot of the, you know, it’s the Quidditch Pitch. I’m going to put it up right now for Ustream listeners.

Eric: Quidditch?

Andrew: It’s nothing that special, but, you know, it’s something.

Matt: Mhm.


The Room With Animal Heads


Andrew: So there it is for Ustream listeners. And what else have we got here? Harry was in a room with animal heads on the wall. Matt, what were you talking about with this? I don’t think – oh! I see. What was that? Do you guys know what he’s talking about?

Micah: Yeah, I do.

Andrew: What was…

Micah: At the very end of the trailer before it switches over to the title of the movie, when Dumbledore is talking to Harry.

Andrew: Oh, yeah.

Micah: They did it just right. It looks like there’s some antlers on the wall behind them.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: I don’t know if they cut two different scenes there because I don’t think that where Dumbledore is talking to him is actually the same place where they show Harry. If that makes sense. If you know what I’m saying.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: If you get what I’m saying. They converged two scenes together.

Andrew: Yeah. Yeah, they did.

Matt: Mm.

Andrew: Plus, he’s wearing a jacket – like, why would Harry be wearing that jacket outside?

Matt: Yeah, well, yeah, a jacket’s stupid. Why would he be wearing it? I mean, it’s not like it’s cold outside.

Andrew: You know what I’m saying though. He’s got a, I mean – actually, I don’t know. It is just kind of weird, maybe they went to the range or the – what are those places called? The VW outhouse or something?

Matt: The Hog’s Head?

Andrew: No – oh maybe it is the Hog’s Head, good point. I was trying to make a realistic connection to it, but perhaps not.

Eric: The end of my trailer lags. I don’t actually see it.


End of Trailer


Andrew: But yeah and then there was that, it was a really somber, eerie transition where it goes from that shot of Harry to that slow fade to the title.

Matt: Yeah that was like the first time they’ve ever done something like that.

Andrew: Yeah it is. And it’s just eerie. It’s just…

Matt: It is me or – oh sorry, what?

Andrew: Go ahead.

Matt: Oh, I was just going to say, is it me, like right as they transition to the title at the end of the trailer, doesn’t it look like the Prisoner of Azkaban clouds and stuff?

Andrew: Yeah sort of.

Eric: You caught them.

Matt: I did it, I did it.

[Andrew laughs]

Andrew: WB is snapping their fingers, “Darn! They got us! We used the same clouds!”

Matt: Gosh!


The Burrow


Andrew: What other new shots? I mean you have that awesome shot again of Bellatrix doing that spin intro onto the Burrow and actually for the first time I think there’s that overhead shot of the Burrow. I’m trying to find it in the video right now.

Matt: Yeah it’s 1:23.

Andrew: 1:23 here we are. It’s a pretty cool shot of the Burrow and then there’s that – there’s that little outhouse right next to it and I think that’s where Dumbledore pulled Harry.

Matt: It’s a barn.

Andrew: The barn – right.

Matt: The outhouse. [laughs]

Andrew: You never know it could be an outhouse. Mr. Bob is on the job. And here’s a fun fact. I have a fun fact about the Burrow at least the movie version I don’t know if the book version is the same but in the movie version, inside the house – inside the house no two corners are set at a 90 degree angle. What do you think about that?

Matt: That’s amazing.

Andrew: I thought it was interesting.

Eric: That’s deep.

Andrew: And any other new sets, or shots, guys, before we open it up for questions from the audience?

Matt: Um…


Malfoy and the Vanishing Cabinet


Micah: Yeah Draco.

Matt: No.

Andrew: Oh yeah, Draco and the Vanishing Cabinet.

Matt: Oh.

Eric: That’s a really great scene.

Andrew: That’s a what?

Matt: I’m really upset thought they only shot .2 seconds of it

Andrew: Yeah it was really quick, but it came right after Narcissa which I thought was kind of telling in a way.

Matt: Mhm, kind of connection.

Andrew: Yeah, but Malfoy – I mean we did see a picture of Malfoy and the Vanishing Cabinet a long time ago. It was a crummy shot of it but there you have it again and – pretty cool, pretty cool I must say. Does anyone have any questions in the chat? If you just type them in the chat we will respond to them.

Matt: Well, why don’t we take callers?

Andrew: Because I don’t like taking calls. Hm, I said it.

Matt: Oh, okay.

Andrew: No, I’m just kidding. We’ll take calls.

Matt: Let’s just do it anyway.

Ben: Potato wedges are amazing!

Andrew: What?

[Micah laughs]

Matt: Potato wedges are amazing.

Andrew: Oh, Ben, you’ve lost your lust I must say.

Ben: What are you talking about?

Andrew: [laughs] I just – nothing.

Ben: My lust? Lust for what, Andrew?

Andrew: I don’t know. I don’t even know what that word means. I meant shine, I meant sparkle. Ben – we are going to take calls – but first Ben is going to get out of here because he has studying to do for a test tomorrow. So, Ben, I wish you luck. It’s finals week, right? Or midterms week?

Ben: Thank you.

Eric: Ben, you don’t study do you?

Ben: All right, I always study – I have been – this has been – see I can’t even talk anymore, that’s how much studying I’ve been doing.

Andrew: Study out loud.

Ben: Good week of school but the trailer’s awesome…

Andrew: Okay thanks, Ben.

Ben: …you’re awesome, Andrew is awesome…

Andrew: Thanks Ben, I know.

Ben: Make faces Andrew.

Andrew: All right.

Ben: Make a face for me. I’ll be watching.

Andrew: [laughs] Okay, you watch.

Eric: Ben, it was great to be on the same show as you again.

Andrew: All right, boys.

Ben: Yeah come over some time.

Andrew: All right, we’ll be seeing you Ben.

Ben: See you.

Andrew: All right, bye. Freaking dork. Sorry about that. Oh were we live? Did I say that out loud? I’m sorry.

Eric: You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Andrew: [laughs] Anyway!

Matt: Yes he does.


Call: Reaction to Dark Theme


Andrew: Yes I do. We’re going to take some telephone-o calls now. I just want to remind everyone before it crashed no shout outs, no silly things, none of that, and have a question prepared and mute your stream and all that jazz. Okay, first of all we’re going to take a call from Cindy. Hi Cindy, you’re on MuggleCast Live, good evening. Hi Cindy.

Caller: Hello?

Andrew: Hey!

Matt: Hi.

Caller: Oh hey!

Andrew: Welcome to MuggleCast Live.

Matt: Oh hey, what’s going on?

Caller: I’ll ask my mom to turn off the news, I think.

Andrew: Oh, no problem. Anyway, what’s your question, and how are you?

Caller: I’m good. I actually sent you – well, you were asking for reactions to the trailer, so I sent one in earlier.

Andrew: Oh sweet! What’s your name?

Caller: Yeah. Cindy, but my e-mail’s Cindy_Val. And it’s not quite a reaction because the video didn’t tape, so it’s just me talking about it.

Andrew: Oh, okay. Well, yeah, we’re going to be posting reaction videos on MuggleNet.com later tonight so everyone can see everyone’s reactions. Those are always fun. So, Cindy, what did you think of the trailer?

Caller: I actually really liked it, which seems to kind of be in a minority.

Andrew: No, I don’t think so. I enjoyed it too, and I was reading the comments on MuggleNet, and everyone – some people were saying “Best trailer yet,” such and such. Why do you think it was the best trailer?

Caller: Well, I don’t know if it’s necessarily the best, but I just…

Andrew: Oh, you really liked it. Sorry. [laughs]

Caller: Yeah. I really like seeing the dark parts of it because the trailers up until this point were – all about the comedy side of it…

Andrew: Right.

Caller: And – yeah. I just kind of thought that that was starting to get really overplayed.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: And I agree. And like I said earlier, it was kind of ironic that – [coughs] excuse me – that they had a – you know, they were sort of hyping up the fun, and they were hyping the laugh with this one and then this is like the darkest trailer we’ve seen yet.

Matt: Mhm.

Caller: Yeah, and I think that’s important because despite the whole conversation about “Oh, this is the one with all the romance and you know…”

Andrew: Right.

Caller: “The fun and it’s funny,” there’s a lot of darkness in Half-Blood Prince and it obviously has to be part of the movie.

Andrew: Yeah. Absolutely.

Caller: So, it was actually kind of a relief, but basically the topic I kind of had was, if you watch my video, I basically talk about just how confused I am about the darkness of this trailer in contrast to the PG rating.

Andrew: Yeah. I don’t know. Well, what did you discuss? What did you think about that?

Caller: Well, it just – it seemed odd to me because – granted, it’s only a trailer, so you’re only seeing a part of it.

Andrew: Right.

Caller: So you’re not – it’s hard to determine how this is distributed throughout the movie, but it certainly seems that it has the potential to be as dark as Goblet of Fire, Order of the Phoenix, or maybe even darker.

Andrew: Yeah, definitely.

Caller: I mean, you look at the – yeah, you look at the time stamp is around 28 seconds where Harry falls into the water with all the Inferi around. I mean, the whole concept of that is extremely disturbing. Like…

Andrew: Yeah.

Caller: He’s surrounded by dead bodies.

Andrew: Yeah. It’s really – it makes you wonder. And actually, as a follow up, a lot of people suggested that we see – what’s it called now, Matt? Oh, This Film Is Not Yet Rated. It’s a documentary on the MPAA, and I mentioned that we saw it a couple weeks ago, and yeah, it’s just – these guys, they’re not professional raters. They don’t know what they’re doing. So really, I think my official stance on that – on the rating at this point is that the rating means nothing.

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: I mean, it…

Matt: Well, what I’ve got to say about…

Caller: It’s really…

Andrew: Go ahead, Matt.

Matt: Yeah. Well, I think, honestly, this trailer – the reason why it was darker than the other ones, because I think it was just trying to play a balancing act with the other trailers that were too happy.

Andrew: Right.

Matt: I really – I mean, why couldn’t they just have a well-balanced trailer that has the darkness, and maybe a little comedy, and then that’s it.

Andrew: I don’t know.

Matt: I mean, it doesn’t have to be all one thing and then has to be completely like, “Emo, I’m going to suicide myself.”

Andrew: No. Don’t say that.

Eric: I don’t think this trailer was that dark.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: I just think it, you know, in comparison to the other trailers, it’s darker, so much of that part where it’s relieving.

Caller: Yeah. Well, it definitely was a relief to me. I think the reason I felt it was so dark was that if you really start to think about the things that are playing, it kind of brings you back the book.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Absolutely.

Caller: So, the whole reminding you of Dumbledore dying, just the overall creepiness, especially the Inferi really creep me out. I mean, I think that’s, for me, where the darkness of the trailer comes from.

Andrew: Yeah. I agree. Well, thanks…

Eric: I think it’s…

Andrew: Go ahead, Eric.

Eric: Oh, sorry. Can I say one final thing?

Andrew: Yeah, yeah. Please.

Eric: I think it’s safe to say at this point, because they hyped up all the humorous parts, and we’ve seen trailer after trailer of funny, comedic stuff, that when I saw the part of the film that I saw, I thought that it was actually darker than it was humorous. There was almost too much darkness and not enough humor, so it’s a bit interesting that the trailers have come off this way…

Andrew: I think…

Eric: …and that the movie is being marketed as so funny. And obviously with the PG rating it can’t be that dark, but…

Andrew: Well – and plus, they have so much time now to fill with these trailers that – and I sort of thought they may be doing this – just release different trailers with different themes. And maybe we’ll get one more that’s all about, “La, la, la, Hogwarts is so fun, blah, blah, blah,” and all the jokes and all that. Maybe we’ll get different-themed trailers.

[Prolonged silence]

Andrew: Nobody agrees with me. [laughs]

Eric: Yeah, maybe.

Caller: Yeah, well…

Andrew: No, it’s…

Caller: I don’t know that themed trailers are really a good way to go. Because they don’t really encompass the entirety of emotion in a movie. And if you only see one trailer compared to another, I don’t know that you’re really going to get the entire scope of the movie if they’re claiming that this movie is the most balanced yet.

Andrew: Yeah, that’s true. Good point.

[Starts to cut out]

Eric: Cindy!

Andrew: Well, thank you for calling in, Cindy.

Eric: Something is happening.

Caller: Yeah.

Andrew: It was wonderful having you on.

Caller: Thank you.

Andrew: Where are you at, by the way? What’s your location?

Caller: I am from Seattle.

Andrew: Oh, Seattle. Very nice.

Caller: Yeah. Are you guys coming to Seattle anytime soon?

Andrew: No. [laughs]

Matt: I’m going next week, actually.

Andrew: No, no, you’re talking about a live show. I don’t think so. So, sorry.

Caller: Oh.

Eric: Have you read the Twilight series?

Caller: I have.

Eric: Living in Seattle, have you read Twilight? Did you like them?

Caller: [laughs] I have read Twilight, I’ve never been to Forks.

Andrew: Oh, you traitor.

Eric: You’ve never been to Forks and it’s like twenty minutes away?

Caller: Nope.

Andrew: Okay, we can’t have Twilight discussion or this is – or people are not going to like it.

Eric: Okay, okay – right. Well, I brought it up.

Andrew: I know.

Eric: Just put it on me.

Andrew: [laughs] All right, well thanks, Cindy, for calling in.

Caller: All right. Thank you.

Andrew: No problem, bye. Cindy from Seattle. Cindy from Seattle. Micah, are you happy now, I’m asking for their locations?

Micah: Yeah – well, that’s what you should do.


Call: Luna Seeing or Not Seeing Harry


Andrew: I know, I’m just kidding. I’m just messing with you. All right, another call here. This is Ah-drianna. Hey, Ay-drianna, Ah-drianna, Ay-drianna.

Caller: Oh, hey guys!

Andrew: Hey! Mute your stream, please.

Matt: Oh, hey!

Caller: Hey!

Andrew: How are you?

Caller: I’m good, how are you?

Andrew: Good, thanks. You live in Los Angeles, correct? Or somewhere…

Caller: Yes, I do. I baked you guys the apple cookies.

Andrew: Yes! Ah, they were so good!

[Adrianna laughs]

Matt: Ah! And John Noe ate them all.

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Andrew: Hey, when we do another live show for Twilight – I’m sorry this is off topic – but the release party thing – you’re going to be coming, right?

Caller: Yeah! [laughs]

Andrew: Okay, good. Can you bake more cookies, please?

Caller: Of course!

Andrew: [laughs] Okay.

Eric: Okay, now we’re talking about cookies. I don’t know which is worse.

Andrew: [laughs] Okay, well off Twilight, off Twilight. What did you think of the trailer?

Eric: Thanks for not baking me cookies. You know, whatever.

Andrew: We were doing a podcast.

Matt: You live in Chicago, Eric.

Eric: Sure, sure.

Andrew: Anyway.

Micah: He’s kidding.

Andrew: What did you think of the trailer Adrianna?

Caller: I really like the trailer. I don’t think it’s the best one, but it was really good.

Andrew: Did anything stand out for you in particular, perhaps?

Caller: Well, yeah. Going back to that ring around Harry, or whatever – like, was it just the reflection of her glasses, or was it actually something there – like, really there?

Andrew: Sorry, what are you talking about?

Caller: When it shows Luna looking at Harry.

Andrew: Oh. Well, I don’t know, that’s a big question. And Eric, you disappeared when we were talking about this. What’s the explanation? There’s Nargles around his head – okay, we get that – but does Luna actually – just tell us. I can’t wait until July. Does – can Luna actually see her – him?

Eric: I don’t know. I don’t know how they’re doing it.

Andrew: Oh.

Caller: Well, anyways, did you guys…

Eric: Although I think that ring that Adrianna is mentioning, the ring of – I think its diamonds or something – it’s kind of circular…

Caller: Yeah.

Eric: I think that is actually more being viewed more through her glasses, than what her glasses – like what she’s seeing. I think it’s something else that her glasses are doing.

Andrew: It’s sort of like looking through a kaleidoscope, like I said earlier.

Eric: Exactly. It’s got that look. So I don’t think that – that the ring of diamonds is what’s actually there. There are little – kind of like lightning bug sort of things around his head that I think are actually there, that only they can see. But then theres also the inner-workings of her glasses. It’s a bit confusing, but you understand it when you see it.

Andrew: Right.

Caller: Oh, okay.

Matt: Yeah, I think it may be just be an illusion, that your eyes are playing tricks on you, like it’s moving, maybe.

Andrew: Yeah. It will probably be – hopefully it’ll be sort of classic Luna funny, how she discovers him. It will be funny if she just tripped right over him. Is that what happens, Eric?

Eric: Let’s not forget, too, though, that scene is immediately following the Draco-Harry scene on the train, which is – I’m so happy they haven’t spoiled that in a trailer yet or too early.

Andrew: Yeah.

Caller: Yeah I’m glad they haven’t given away a lot of the scenes. Like, when we go to the movie, we’ll be surprised and it won’t be like, “Oh, I’ve seen this already.”

Andrew: Right.

Eric: Well, they’ve shown a lot. They have shown a lot. I mean, just clips though. I mean, no real dialogue, like actual scenes, with the exception of Ron under the love potion – under the love spell, but that is actually something that you have to…

Caller: Yeah, but…

Eric: Sorry?

Caller: Oh, sorry, go ahead.

Eric: I was going to say that you actually have to watch…

Micah: I had a question, Eric.

Eric: Because Rupert has a really good – Rupert does a really good job in that scene, and the trailer – no trailer could do it justice. Sorry, Micah.

Andrew: What’s your question, Micah?


Tonks


Micah: Well I had a question for you, off of what Adrianna said. And that is, Tonks was in this movie, correct? Or was she not?

Caller: That’s was what I was just about to ask.

Micah: Because if she was, then there’s no reason why they needed to use Luna in that scene. The only reason that I could think of would be to sort of solidify…

Matt: Well Tonks is in the movie. She’s at the Burrow.

Micah: So why not have…

Eric: No, she’s in the movie Micah, but the – because it’s a bit…

Micah: Her stationed…

Eric: Because they’re not going to have Tonks stationed at Hogwarts. They – that subplot where it’s all weird, and Harry doesn’t know what Tonks is thinking, and he knows she’s upset but he thinks it’s about Sirius, and it turns out in the end that it’s about a werewolf, and it’s about Lupin, and this and that. Tonks isn’t stationed at Hogwarts this year, is the only…

Matt: Yeah.

Eric: …thing that is cut out. That’s why she doesn’t find him on the train is because she’s nowhere near it. She’s in the movie at the Burrow with Lupin but not around Hogwarts lurking in the corridors, changing Patronuses…

Matt: And isn’t…

Eric: Being all depressed.

Matt: Isn’t Tonks and Lupin already sort of together anyway, it’s just sort of implied that they’re together?

Eric: I don’t know. There’s a scene at – Lupin and Tonks don’t get too much screen time, but they are in the movie, and they are close in proximity.

Caller: Well, couldn’t – I mean, they didn’t – they could have used Tonks without explaining the whole Sirius-Lupin storyline.

Andrew: Yeah. No, they don’t really need it, but you’ve got to keep the fans happy.

Matt: Uh-huh.

Eric: Gives Luna more screen time. Evanna Lynch is just so awesome as Luna.

Andrew: Yeah.

Caller: Yeah, she is.

Andrew: Who can complain? Anyway, thanks Adrianna for calling in, and we’ll see you soon.

Caller: And I’m so excited for Azkatraz…

Andrew: Woohoo!

Caller: The night screening.

Andrew: Oh my god!

Matt: Woo!

Andrew: It’s going to be awesome.

Caller: It’s going to be so much fun. It’s my first convention.

Andrew: Aw, how exciting. All right.

Caller: I know.

Matt: Aw.

Andrew: It’s going to be one not to miss. HP2009.org, and refer – when you register, put MuggleNet or MuggleCast in the referral area. As you’ll hear on Episode 172, we appreciate everyone signing up. Anyway, thanks Adrianna.

Matt: Uh-huh.

Caller: Sure!

Andrew: Bye-bye.

Caller: Bye!

Matt: Bye.


Call: The Gate


Andrew: All right, we’re going to take land line calls only for now, and actually there’s one coming from England, so I’m going to take it right away. [in an English accent] Hello, caller from England. Chip-chip, hello.

Caller: Hi.

Andrew: Hey, how are you?

Matt: Hey!

Caller: I’m quite good. I’m quite surprised I got answered, to be honest.

Andrew: [laughs] Well, I saw your U.K. number, and we don’t get many UKalls anymore, so…

Caller: It’s 3:00 A.M.

Matt: Oh that’s very clever.

Caller: It’s three o’clock in the morning.

Andrew: Aw, that’s – that could be one reason. [laughs] Well, thanks for staying up late to listen. What’s on your mind?

Caller: It’s – I think it’s at 39 seconds, where they’re walking out because it’s some big gate, and I was wondering if it was the Riddle House.

Andrew: I don’t think it’s the Riddle House. It’s the entrance to Hogwarts. Is that what we’re in agreement with?

Eric: Yeah.

Caller: Ah, yeah.

Andrew: Because it’s – and then, what’s that group of people down there, by the way? Are they just all coming off the boats or something, and they’re – or…

Eric: You mean the people at the other end – at the other side of the gates?

Andrew: Right.

Eric: You really want to know?

Andrew: Well, kind of, because why would they all stop there?

Eric: Yeah. No, it’s just the regular gate check sort of security. They have a few teachers there.

Andrew: Seriously? There’s baggage-claim-check-thing?

Matt: There – there’s always baggage-claim-check. It was in the book.

Andrew: Oh.

Eric: Security’s tightened.

Andrew: I forget this. This is why I’m re-reading the book. That’s…

Eric: Well, because they haven’t had it in the previous movies too, is the thing. So it’s a bit awkward to see it in this movie because suddenly it’s – suddenly you’re seeing all these things that were in the books that have never been translated in movies before, but they’re suddenly being a lot truer to the characters in the book and the events.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: So it’s a bit confusing.

Andrew: Harry looks like…

Eric: Off-putting. I can see where the confusion…

Andrew: Harry looks like he’s carrying a bowling bag. Sort of, it’s that same shape.

Matt: It’s called a suitcase.

Andrew: All right. It looks like the shape of a bowling bag.

Eric: It’s got Hedwig in it.

Andrew: What’s your name, caller?

Caller: Adam.

Andrew: Adam. And where are you in England, specifically?

Caller: I’m in County Durham actually, same place as Jamie.

Andrew: Oh, Durham. Do you go to Durham University? Or…

Caller: No, I don’t.

Andrew: Oh, okay.

Caller: Only the name.

Andrew: Durham’s a very nice town. Or, county.

[Caller laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, well – go ahead.

MuggleCast 171 Transcript (continued)


Narcissa Malfoy


Caller: I was actually about to ask about Narcissa Malfoy.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Mhm.

Caller: Because I thought she would be a lot more – like, thinner features and, like – it sounds picky, but a lot more posh, if that makes sense.

Matt: Yeah! No, I agree. Because in the book it does say that she’s very skinny, and she has a very pointy nose. And…

Caller: Yeah, the other is that when you look at her, it’s just like – not like that, originally.

Andrew: [laughs] Well, I mean, maybe bony is another way to describe it. Or is that…

Matt: She has – well, no, she’s more fuller in the film. She does seem – yeah, she’s described as – almost posh and snooty, like Adam said.

Eric: Yeah, in everything from the features to the mindset. If you remember guys, Helen McCrory, who’s playing Narcissa, was originally thought of to be cast as Bellatrix.

Andrew: Right.

Eric: But I believe Helen McCrory became pregnant, and was unable to do the role of Bellatrix, which then went to Helena Bonham Carter. So I don’t know what the story is with that, but they wanted to give her a role, and they gave her Narcissa. But of course – I’m not saying that Helena Bonham Carter wouldn’t be better as Narcissa, because I’m not saying that at all, but I do agree that maybe – that Narcissa would look different – or the book Narcissa that I imagine, looks different then Helen McCrory.

Andrew: Yeah. I mean – yeah, and then you’ve got to argue – I mean, I see what you guys are saying, but I think she still looks great as a Narcissa, and…

Matt: No, she looks great. I mean, she’s just – I mean, we’re just going off of what Adam said. And he’s just – it’s right.

Andrew: Yeah. Well, I agree.

Eric: It works, but it’s our job to discuss this kind of stuff.

Matt: Yeah, and we analyze.

Andrew: And pick at it for 30 minutes to fill up time.

Matt: Yes.

Andrew: Well, thanks Adam for calling in, and thanks again for staying up late in Durham to talk with us.

Caller: Thats all right. Cheers. Thanks for answering.

Andrew: All right, no problem.

Matt: Cheers.

Caller: Goodnight.

Andrew: Goodnight. Shame on me for mocking him.

Matt: Yeah. I’m going to slap you.

Andrew: [laughs] Anyway, we are still taking calls, but right now we’re talking to people on the land lines because we’re paying for the numbers, so hell! Let’s use them.

Matt: Yeah!


Casting of Mrs. Granger


Andrew: And – I mean – buh-buh-buh! Let me – [laughs] – let me also mention – Lucas brought this up to me, one of our chat mods – that we are talking about anything related to Half-Blood Prince. I guess we can talk about some other stuff too, but you can call in and ask a question about anything related to Harry Potter. So, feel free to do so. Eric, I guess we talked about it on the show we recorded yesterday, but we did bring up the casting of Ms. Granger. Eric, what do you think about that? Do you think it’s a bad call, good call, what call?

Eric: I love it on the grounds that that scene is not in Book 7. So it seems like now that they’ve split the movie into two, they have all this – not extra time, but they have the ability, or the enthusiasm, to do something like cast Mrs. Granger, who Hermione just off-handily says she sent her parents to Australia. They think that they’re…

Andrew: Right.

Eric: These alternate identities. The fact that they cast her, and that it was this big deal, was really awesome, because I can’t wait to see – maybe they’ll even show Hermione doing it, or at one point they’ll show her parents, obviously. So I’m just excited. Raw enthusiasm and raw excitement, that’s what I have from reading that article.

Andrew: Well yeah. And I think – my theory is that they’re going to – like, when Hermione’s explaining it to Harry and Ron, what she did, it’ll cut over to a B-roll of her being like, “Oh, yeah,” of sending her parents off to Australia. Perhaps?

Matt: Yeah, I hope – yeah.

Andrew: [laughs] Okay. Well, no more landline calls are coming in, so I assume that the landline phone is broken once more, which tends to happen when…

Eric: Kind of like Libsyn, huh? You pay for it, but it just doesn’t…


Call: Overall Good Reaction to Trailer


Andrew: No, it works when you’re not having a gazillion people hammer it. Okay, so let’s take another caller now. Hello, caller! You’re on MuggleCast Live! Good Thursday evening to you.

Caller: Hey! Can you hear me?

Andrew: Yeah, what’s your name? Where’re you from?

Caller: My name’s Antoine. I’m from Los Angeles, California.

Andrew: Sweet. People are going to start, “Andrew, you’re only picking up calls from Los Angeles!”

[Antoine laughs]

Andrew: It’s because I live there! Anyway, what’s going on?

Eric: Well, you are.

Andrew: I have no way of determining what the location of the caller is.

Eric: Except the area code.

Andrew: No, these are Skype calls.

Eric: I see.

Andrew: “Yeah, hold on. Let me look up your area code real quick before I take your call.” Anyway, what’s your question, Antoine?

Caller: Well, the first time I saw the trailer, I was a bit underwhelmed, but I saw – I watched it over and over like I usually do, and the cinematography in this film, this Harry Potter film, is the best. It’s the most beautifully shot Harry Potter yet.

Andrew: I agree. Is it the same cinematographer, does anyone know the credits?

Caller: I think it’s a different guy.

Andrew: Is it?

Eric: Is it Mark Day?

Andrew: It’s – I don’t know. Could someone look that up real quick?

Matt: Yeah, I’m looking it up right now.

Eric: I met him. He’s a nice guy.

Andrew: But yeah, it really does look just beautiful. And as these films progress – and okay, Chris Columbus with the first two movies, they look kind of, “Eh, it’s kid’s movies, it’s kiddish.” They still had good shots, but I completely agree. They’ve started looking better and better.

Matt: Bruno Delbonnel.

Andrew: Okay, so it is a new guy.

Caller: I have no idea who that is.

Matt: Yeah, it is a new guy. He’s French.

Andrew: And we actually – kind of speaking of…

Matt: Oh, this explains it! He did Across the Universe.

Andrew: Really?

Caller: Oh, Across the Universe is awesome!

Andrew: That’s pretty cool! Yeah, that’s what they – they’ve got to keep doing that. Just bring on these really cool cinematographers. Get – who would be another cool guy?

Matt: Yeah!

Andrew: What’s another trippy movie? I just want trippy cinematographers.

Caller: Slumdog Millionaire?

Andrew: Slumdog – I haven’t seen that, but Slumdog Millionaire

Eric: You haven’t seen it? It comes out on DVD on the 30th.

Matt: Honestly, I saw it last night for the whole thing. Not a fan.

Eric: Really?

Caller: Harry Potter! We are talking about Harry Potter!

Matt: I think it is overrated, but…

Andrew: I just know they go, “JAI-HO!” the whole time. Ha ha ha, man.

Caller: Also, the actual title, Half-Blood Prince, it seems like they’re trying to make it out as if – they’re trying to trick people as to think Voldemort is the Half-Blood Prince.

Andrew: You think so?

Caller: In keeping Snape a secret – because I remember when the book first came out, people used to speculate that Voldemort was the Half-Blood Prince.

Andrew: But how do you think – how do you think people are being led to believe that?

Caller: Well, because that’s the name of the movie, and there hasn’t been any indication of Half-Blood…

Andrew: Yeah.

Caller: And all people can think of is Voldemort, maybe? And because there’s all this story about him?

Matt: Well, in the trailer for Order of the Phoenix, did they ever say about the Order of the Phoenix?

Eric: I think what you’re saying is there’s not – I mean, they could make this trailer about the book Harry finds. They could have an overshot of Harry, [in a British accent] “Oh, Ron! I found this book! And it’s Half-Blood Prince, what’s this?” And all of a sudden he’s doing great in Potions and girls are loving him. They could totally make it that kind, but they’re focusing on the fact that this is Voldemort’s backstory, which I can see where that could be a little bit confusing or misleading. But even the book…

Andrew: The book doesn’t talk about – yeah, exactly.

Eric: Didn’t really have a whole lot to do with the Half-Blood Prince. Only at the very, very end, after the climax of the book, we find out who the Half-Blood Prince is. It’s not really that driving of the story in itself, either.

Matt: There really is no actual central story for this book. I mean, there are so many twists – there are so many subplots in this book, especially.

Eric: It’s plot advancement.

Matt: It would be really hard to put that in a trailer. They would have to only hit one aspect of it.

Andrew: Yeah, and I do remember when Half-Blood Prince came out, a lot of people where speculating, “Well, why was it called Half-Blood Prince, if…” You know. That’s a good question for Jo. And by the way, back to the cinematographer thing, Eduardo Serra will be directing Deathly Hallows. That was announced back on Valentine’s Day, actually. And he’s directed Defiance, Blood Diamond. I don’t see anything else here that would stand out to anyone. But yes, he is directing parts one and two of Deathly Hallows. I hope…


Is John Williams Returning?


Eric: And we have John Williams composing again, right?

Andrew: That’s not confirmed yet is it? I don’t think so.

Eric: I thought it was.

Andrew: Is it Matt?

Caller: I thought Yates was doing the last two parts.

Andrew: Let’s look – why don’t we know this?

Caller: Remember The Giver? The whole thing about The Giver.

Andrew: What – what’s The Giver?

Caller: The movie that David Yates was supposed to do but then she said that he is doing the last two Harry Potter films.

Andrew: Right.

Matt: Andrew we talked about it with – Elysa and Laura on an episode.

Andrew: Oh okay.

Matt: But – John Williams has only stated that he wants to come back.

Andrew: That’s right.

Caller: He better do it. He’s awesome.

Eric: That’d be so cool, he’d have five films of stuff – of material to just…

Andrew: [laughs] Copy.

Eric: Take in.

Matt: No he could just do his own…

Eric: No to take in!

Andrew: Oh.

Eric: Right. But he created the series so I’m saying he could draw in anything that any of the number of other composers have done and make it into a unified theme so that it kind of feels like a whole unit.

Andrew: Go ahead Micah.

Micah: No, I just wanted to clear up what you just said…

Andrew: Speak up, you’re low. You’re low.

Micah: You mentioned directed – I think you were talking about directing the cinematography.

Andrew: That’s what I meant. Yeah, sorry – if I said something otherwise.

Matt: Yeah, you said a new director.

Andrew: Oh no, no, no! No. Come on guys. Don’t you think you ought’ve known that? I’m sorry, it’s my fault.

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: Director of cinematography.

Matt: Oh!


David Yates Sticking Around


Andrew: That’s – yeah. Yeah. No, David Yates quit, he – he decided to go for The Giver.

Caller: Right, like he would do that.

Andrew: [laughs] You know what’s still funny? And I said this on a million MuggleCast episodes before, but this is the first time since Chris Columbus we’re having a director direct two films – or more than two films. And I think it’s going to be…

Caller: It has been three.

Andrew: Yeah. Or four technically. So I’m personally so excited to see how he makes – changes and evolves through the films. I hope there is actually a really good difference.

Caller: Definitely gotten better.

Eric: There is a progession.

Caller: Thats true.

Eric: There is a progression. There is absolutely…

Caller: You can already tell.

Eric: Yeah.

Caller: In the trailers you can tell he’s gotten better with his craft.

Andrew: Yeah. All right, well – Antoine thanks for calling in.

Caller: No problem.

Andrew: And thanks for staying up with us although you’re in LA so it’s not…

Caller: I’m in LA so yeah, it’s two.

Andrew: Are you actually in LA?

Caller: I’m actually in LA by Korea town.

Andrew: Nice, nice, Korea town.

Eric: Okay. [laughs]

Andrew: Alright dude.

Caller: Peace out.

Andrew, Eric and Matt: Bye.

Andrew: There’s an example of a good caller for anyone calling in and wondering how they can be a good caller. Speaks well, good Skype quality, yada yada.

Eric: Happens to be Andrew’s neighbour.

Andrew: [laughs] He’s not my neighbour, I’m not in LA.

[Eric and Matt laughs]


Call: Zip Likes the Trailer


Andrew: All right – let’s take another caller now. This is Zip. Hi Zip.

Caller: Oh, hi.

Andrew: You’re on MuggleCast Live, how are you?

Caller: Oh, good thanks.

Andrew: Good.

Caller: Hi.

Andrew: Hi.

Caller: I’ve never been on the show before.

Andrew: Oh, well, welcome to the show.

Caller: Kind of freaked out.

Micah: Neither have I.

Andrew: Is your name actually Zip?

Caller: Oh, no that’s my nickname.

Andrew: Oh, can I ask your real name, or are your parents going to sue me?

Caller: Yeah it’s Nora.

Andrew: Oh Nora, that’s a nice name.

Matt: Nora!

Andrew: So where are you calling from? Please don’t say anywhere in Southern California.

Caller: No, I’m actually calling from Rhode Island.

Andrew: Yes! All right Rhode Island, yeah! [laughs]

Caller: Yeah, I think I’m the only person here that listens to MuggleCast.

Andrew: That’s not true.

Eric: You sure you aren’t the only person there?

[Andrew laughs]

Matt: I don’t know, it’s a small state.

Caller: Maybe. Like nobody I know listens to MuggleCast.

Andrew: Oh well…

Caller: Sad.

Andrew: We actually – we actually have like ten listeners.

Caller: Oh.

Andrew: Yeah, everyone on Ustream thinks this is another one of Obama’s speeches.

Caller: Nice.

Andrew: Okay, anyway. What’s going on? I like your name Zip.

Caller: Zip.

Andrew: What’s going on Zip?

Caller: Yeah everyone in this chat is like, “Zip!”

[Andrew and Caller laugh]

Caller: Okay, well I saw the trailer. It’s awesome.

Andrew: Yes.

Caller: I loved it. I think it is the best one yet, honestly.

Andrew: Well good, there we go there is a good example. Why do you think it’s the best one yet?

Matt: Yeah. Why do you think that?

Caller: Well, I really liked the young Tom Riddle. He looks so scared opening the wardrobe. And then he – when he says that – there is a part where they’re like, “He’s never had a visitor.” And then he does this smile. But then he sees Dumbledore and he just looks completely evil.

Andrew: Yeah. It’s really cool. I just love it. I love their chemistry.

Caller: It’s awesome.

Matt: It’s spooky.

Andrew: Any other things that stood out for you?

Caller: Well I really like the Inferi. Like in the – the cave is going to be awesome.

Andrew: Yes. There was – it was so cool. And you wonder, why those things that they – the things that they’re on, the stone or whatever it looks like ice.

Caller: Yeah.

Andrew: Be funny if it melted.

Matt: In a cave.

Eric: Its Planet Krypton. It’d be funny if they changed the name.

Matt: Yeah it’s funny.

Caller: Yeah.

Andrew: All right, Zip, thanks for calling in with your thoughts. We’re glad to hear somebody thought it was the best trailer yet.

Caller: Thanks Andrew.

Andrew: No problem. Have a good night in Rhode Island, and trust me, there are listeners there. I’m sure you’ll find some eventually.

Caller: Okay.

Andrew: Look around, I’m sure there’s some people in the chat too. They’ll represent.

Caller: All right, people in the chat, say hi to me. I am watching you.

Andrew: If you live in Rhode Island. Don’t ask everyone to – oh, whatever, they’re all saying hi anyway. All right, well have a good night Zip.

Caller: All right, bye!

Andrew: Don’t you ever wish your parents named you something cool, like Zip?

Matt: Like a name?

Andrew: No, like Zip.

Eric: I’d settle for Nora, that’s a pretty cool name to me.

Andrew: It is a very cool name. The calls are coming in too fast. Stop, everyone stop.

[Matt says something unintelligible]

Andrew: Huh?

Matt: Would you rather nobody called?

Andrew: Well, I literally cannot answer a call right now, so yes. [laughs]

Micah: Can you hear me right now?

Andrew: Yeah, you’re kind of low though.

Micah: Better?


Call: Bellatrix at the Burrow


Andrew: Yes that’s better. It’s twenty after seven right now on the west coast, we’ll take just a couple more calls. Thanks everyone who’s been listening. There’s close to 700 people in here, we had well over 800 earlier. Oh here’s a caller who – see I miss these – hi Briana, you’re on MuggleCast live.

Caller: Hello?

Andrew: Hi.

Caller: Hi! Oh my gosh.

Andrew: Welcome to the show. You won the lottery.

Caller: Thank you. How much did I win?

Andrew: What’s your question?

Caller: Oh, I was just wondering what you guys thought about the whole when Bellatrix Apparates from the Burrow when it’s on fire, I think that’s just so cool.

Andrew: Yeah, it’s how she just sort of like spins and does a little dance thing?

Caller: Yeah and she kind of laughs.

Andrew: Yeah. She’s insane. There’s no other way to describe such a thing.

Caller: Oh, I know, and she just – Helena does such a good job playing her.

Andrew: Yeah. Well not – Helen.

Caller: It’s Helena right?

Andrew: For Bellatrix?

Caller: Yeah.

Andrew: Is it? I’m getting confused between her and Narcissa.

Eric: Helen McCrory plays Narcissa Malfoy.

Andrew: Yeah, thank you.

Caller: Bellatrix is Helena Bonham Carter.

Andrew: Yes, thank you. Sorry, I thought I was going crazy for a second.

Eric: Oh wait, that is confusing.

Caller: [laughs] I thought you were too.

Andrew: Well it is kind of crazy – confusing, because it’s like she was going to play her.

Caller: Yeah, that’s true.

Matt: What is confusing?

Andrew: What’s that?

Caller: I’m glad that she ended up getting the part.

Andrew: Yeah, exactly, yeah. Well thanks, Briana, where are you calling from, by the way?

Caller: I’m actually in Mexico right now.

Andrew: Oh Mexico. Are you on vacation?

Caller: No, actually I’ve lived here for seven months.

Andrew: You said “right now” as if – as if it was just temporary.

Caller: Well, I’m an exchange student, so it is temporary.

Andrew: Ah! Aha!

[Caller laughs]

Eric: What college do you go to in the States?

Caller: I actually am from Oregon, but I live in West Virginia, and I’m in high school.

Andrew: Oh nice.

Eric: That’s actually really cool, like mad props to you.

Caller: Thank you. [laughs]

Andrew: Yeah that’s pretty impressive.

Caller: I’ve been spreading MuggleCast love all through Mexico.

Andrew: Ah, good. What do they all say?

Caller: Well, they all like you guys, but all my friends are pretty much into Harry Potter too.

Andrew: Cool.

Caller: And like, the whole world speaks English.

Andrew: Well hopefully. I would go crazy if I had to speak Spanish down there.

Caller: Yeah [laughs]

Andrew: But speaking of MuggleCast and school, we get these emails – like particularly this year, I guess it’s new – there’s this book on new media, and there’s this section on podcasting, and they mention MuggleCast, and so every time somebody reads that chapter, they send us an email like, “Hey, you guys are in this book!” So, I was like…

Micah: Where are our royalties?

Andrew: They were just naming our show, it’s not like a – you know, an interview, or anything, but yes…

Caller: It just proves how awesome you guys are.

Andrew: [laughs] Well here’s a really funny story, and I showed this to Micah real quick. One time – related to this book – the same day, we got two emails from two different people, but they were both in the same state, they sent this the same day, and they said – they both said we had to read this chapter for our homework tonight, [laughs] and it mentioned MuggleCast. I was like, wow, there is two classmates who go to school together, who don’t even know each other are MuggleCast listeners.

Caller: That’s crazy.

Andrew: Yeah! I emailed them both back, and I said, “Hey, you have another friend in this class, because she listens to MuggleCast too.” and they both had different IP addresses, so I know that they weren’t making it up. So that was a funny story. Think it was in West Virgina, actually, so that was really funny.

Caller: That’s so cool though.

Andrew: Yeah definitely. Well, you have a good night in Mexico Briana.

Caller: You too.

Andrew: And continue to spread the love down there.

Caller: Oh I will, definitely. Love you guys.

Andrew: Alright, love you too. Bye.

Caller: Bye.

Andrew: All right, there we go. There’s Briana. And I hate to say it, thank you to everyone who’s calling in but literally, Skype has never had this problem before where I literally can’t pick up calls. I don’t – they’re just coming in way too fast so I think we’ll cease calls for tonight, plus we’ve been going for an hour and twenty minutes. Anyway, to wrap up the…

Micah: What about the Twitter?

Andrew: Ah, the Twitter questions? I haven’t actually taken those yet. [laughs]

Micah: Oh.


Twitter Question: Dumbledore’s Tone and MPAA Rating


Andrew: I didn’t even plug that. If anyone’s been sending in any questions via Twitter, do it now. Put the ‘@’ symbol MuggleCast and type your question and then we’ll answer them. I’ll look right now to see if there are any. Roxy says, “I think Dumbledore’s tone sounds distressed. He knows he what he must have to burden Harry with, even if he doesn’t want to.” That’s a really good point. That must be so hard for Dumbledore. Breakingfree111 says, “I just re-watched the trailer and there’s no MPAA rating at the end.” That’s kind of interesting. Maybe they’re trying to get it re-rated.

Matt: And also there’s no release date.

Andrew: Huh?

Matt: It doesn’t even have a release date.

Eric: It just says July.

Andrew: Oh, right. [laughs]

Matt: Are they going to delay it again?

Andrew: Uh well yeah, maybe they’re just leaving it open just in case.

Eric: No!

Andrew: Yeah, I don’t think so but I think that’s sort of like a formality. Like, you just write the month.

Matt: Yeah.

Eric: Because it’s still like a couple months away, you know?

Andrew: Yeah. Yeah, maybe they’re not sure. Maybe they’ll delay it a week. That’d be terrible. [laughs] That’d be terrible.

[Matt laughs]


Twitter Question: New Character


Andrew: Nicole3: “No, my stupid power is out so I can’t listen!” I’m sorry Nicole.

Eric: How are you Twittering?

Andrew: Well, she can do it on your phone. You can do it on your phone.

Eric: So, you can’t submit a question on your phone?

Andrew: You can.

Eric: Oh, but you can’t listen. Okay cool. Right. Fine. I get it.

Andrew: Sam Watchman, one of our mods, says, “There’s a shot of the locket at fifty three seconds, look at it and there’s also a new character two seconds before it.” I’m going to look, I think I know what he’s talking about. Yeah, that’s not a new character. That’s young Tom Riddle. I mean, that’s school Tom Riddle.

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: Because you go from young Tom I think, right before that? Yeah.

Matt: Oh yeah, yeah it’s the transition from Tom Riddle to Voldemort.

Andrew: Yeah and that’s when Dumbledore says, “Voldemort” and then you see his head, which was kind of cool. Oh and then there’s a split second frame of Voldemort from Goblet of Fire I think that was, or Order of the Phoenix.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: The shot of him looking.

Eric: There’s no Ralph Fiennes in this movie. It’s all recycled…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Images.

Andrew: Which is kind of sad, I must say. Kind of sad.

Eric: Indeed.


Recycled Flashes of Voldemort


Andrew: What other questions? Somebody said the quick flash of Voldemort looks new but it’s actually not, like we just said it’s from Voldemort – it’s from Order of the Phoenix.

Matt: Order of the Phoenix. Yeah, when he’s in the water.

Eric: If it’s not like what’s actually in there it’ll be like one of the other shots they have. Like, you know what I’m saying? Even if it didn’t make it into the final film it’ll be a picture, like a shot of him at an angle that we haven’t seen before specifically but no. It’s old footage anyway is what I’m saying.


Twitter: Options for Epilogue Scene


Andrew: Yeah. TabithaC says, “Wouldn’t it be cool if the actress that was cast for DH to play Hermione’s mom was really cast as Hermione in the future for that scene in the Epilogue?”

Matt: Well, that’s what I thought at first when they said they casted Miss Granger.

Andrew: That’s not a bad idea. Why didn’t anyone suggest that? You guys are all dumb. Thanks TabithaC. Hmmm?

Matt: Nothing.

Eric: Oh. Whoever found that is really clever. That is the locket. They show the locket.

Andrew: Oh yeah, Sam mentioned the locket too.

Eric: Yeah.

Matt: Is that the locket or is that the necklace that Katie Bell got?

Eric: No, it’s not the opal necklace. The opal necklace you can see in one of the promo pictures. It’s Snape and McGonagall in one of the captured pictures recently. This is the replacement locket from the end of the story.

Matt: Oh, okay.

Eric: They actually show – it’s very quick. It’s when little Voldemort’s turning into big Voldemort.


Twitter: Andrew’s Candle


Andrew: Somebody else on Twitter – kind of off topic – EmilyCatrell is asking what my candle that I have in the video smells like and it’s “Ocean Breeze.” It’s the beautiful ocean breeze.

Micah: Just open the window!

Matt: That’s my candle.

Andrew: [laughs] We’re not on the ocean! We’re like a half hour away. Why don’t you open the window Micah? There’s an – ocean near you too.

Micah: Yeah, three blocks away.

Andrew: Really? You’re that close?

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: Is that the river or the…

Micah: So, if we get a hurricane I’m in real deep trouble.

Andrew: Yeah, because a hurricane will come up to New York City. My final last words.

Micah: It’s happened before.

Andrew: Yeah, but not like – big.

Matt: Mmmm.

Micah: Not in a long time.


Twitter: Astronomy Tower


Andrew: “The Astronomy Tower is the tallest tower in Hogwarts that’s why it’s so tall.” Good point, Antoine. [laughs] I mean obviously but – for some reason, in the book, I didn’t picture it that tall. I don’t know. I don’t know what’s wrong with me.

Matt: You just didn’t want him to really – fall that hard.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: You didn’t want him to suffer.

Andrew: Right. It’s just sad to think of.

Matt: It’s the tallest…

Micah: I’m sure he probably falls in slow motion. If that makes you feel better Andrew.

Andrew: What’d you say, Micah?

Micah: I’m sure he probably falls in slow motion.

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah. Then I’ll react in slow motion. I’ll just be going, “Noooooo!”

[Matt laughs]

Eric: We should probably wrap this up.


Twitter: Too Many Trailers


Andrew: [laughs] Yeah. Okay. There’s so many questions coming in though. Let me just get one more. Twilighter369, “Why do you think they are putting out so many trailers? It is going to give away the whole movie.” I don’t think – I mean, Eric, percentage-wise, how much of the movie was actually revealed so far? Because this what, the fourth or fifth trailer?

Eric: Well, we’re talking about too many clips. If I had to break it down into scenes I couldn’t do that, but I – I don’t know. I can’t do it percentage-wise. That’s the wrong question to ask.

Matt: Honestly though, we haven’t really seen that much.

Andrew: Yeah, we really haven’t.

Matt: The only long scenes we’ve seen in the trailers are the same scenes.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: I mean all the new clips we saw were very short. We may have saw like one second at the very most. That’s more of a tease than actually a clip.

Eric: Talking about scenes – it may be a tease but combine that with promo pics and you’ve got nearly every scene in the film. Is at least one second clips that are the problem – what I think some of the fears are. And that’s not entirely true, but it’s close. It’s beginning to get to the point where it’s really close, where they’re clipping almost everything that’s good and sacred. I mean, they aren’t doing the whole scenes though. So until they release entire scenes for download online like they did for Goblet of Fire I won’t be too upset.

Andrew: Yeah. True.

Eric: As of now, it’s two minute trailers and it’s another two-something hour movie so it’s not giving too much of it away it’s just the eye candy parts of it.


Special Guest Announcement


Andrew: Yeah. Okay, so that is it for the show today but as promised we have a special announcement about a special guest coming on. Okay, so here’s the deal, like I said at the beginning of this recording, we were recording Episode 171 yesterday, but now what we’re recording right now is 171 and the show that comes out over the weekend – this will come out tonight – the show that comes out over the weekend will be 172. Okay?

Eric: And we totally [unintelligible].

Andrew: Yes, well that’s because a very surprise last minute thing – and nobody knew about this except for Laura, Micah, Matt and I. So, Micah, go ahead.

[Prolonged silence]

Micah: Okay.

Andrew: Well, yeah…

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: You’ve got to – well, never mind. I’ll cue the drum roll when you’re ready.

Micah: Well, hold on a second.

Andrew: What?

Micah: I was just going to say, we’ve been teasing about this in different areas over the course of the last week or so.

Andrew: Mhm.

Micah: Right?

Andrew: Mhm.

Eric: Different areas?

Micah: So cue the drum roll.

Andrew: It’s very short so don’t be all surprised when it ends.

Matt: Just hurry up and say it.

[Drum roll sound plays]

Micah: Okay so on Episode 172 of MuggleCast…

[Drum roll sound ends]

Micah: Wow. That was a really short drum roll.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: I told you it was short!

Micah: We’re…

Andrew: Hold on. Wait. Wait. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Try it again. Here’s what were going to do…

Micah: You’ve been teasing these people. You’re driving them crazy over here on the chat.

Matt: Just say the freaking thing. This is stupid.

Andrew: No. Hold on please. Please.

Micah: Okay.

Andrew: Here’s what we’re going to do. You intro it and you stop right before you reveal the name. I’ll play the drum roll then when you here the cling that’s when you say the name, okay? This is how we do it.

Micah: Okay.

Matt: What should Eric and I do?

[Andrew sighs]

Micah: On Episode 172 of MuggleCast, Andrew, Laura, and myself will be interviewing…

Andrew: Hold on.

[Drum roll sound plays]

Micah: The US illustrator of the Harry Potter series…

[Drum roll sound ends]

Micah: Mary GrandPre.

Andrew: Wooo!

Eric: Wow.

Matt: That’s pretty good.

Andrew: That’s pretty cool. Hmmm.

Eric: Wow. Really?

Andrew: That’s neat.

Eric: Did you guys ask her if she’s willing to go back and redo art for the anniversary editions to the books?

Andrew: We can’t reveal anything yet! Yes. We can’t say nothing! Yes.

Matt: Did you ask her to make a MuggleCast album art?

Andrew: Yeah. And she did it. No I’m just kidding – yeah, she did make the MuggleCast album art. We’ve been using it for like three years.

Matt: Oh that’s right.

[Eric laughs]


Show Close


Andrew: [laughs] Anyway, so that interview will be out this weekend. Very excited about it. And we thank Scholastic for allowing us to do it. So there you go and that’s the show. We thank everyone for listening. It’s been a lot of fun. And thanks for staying up late with us if you were over in the UK or wherever you are right now. And – what can I say? It’s been a fun show. Anyone have any final words of wisdom before we sign off today? While I also cue up some music so it sounds like we’re professional.

Eric: Nitwit. Blubber. Oddment. Tweak.

Andrew: Wow. Is this it? Is this all you guys got? Okay, well that’s okay. I have music ready to go. So thanks everyone for listening and have a good night and we’ll see you this weekend for Episode 172 and we’ll go live again one more time sometime whenever the next trailer’s out which I can’t have another thought like Ben did but maybe in another month or two. Who knows? Anyway, thanks everyone for listening. I’m Andrew Sims, Micah Tannenbaum, Matt Britton, Eric Scull. Goodbye everybody!

[“My Generation” by The Who plays]

Transcript #170

MuggleCast 170 Transcript


Show Intro


[Intro music begins]

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[“Hedwig’s Theme” plays]

Jim Dale: [as Professor McGonagall] This is Professor McGonagall welcoming you all to MuggleCast hoping you enjoyed – Dobby! Dobby, come here! Here! Dobby! [as Dobby] Yes, I’d just like to say how very pleased I am to introduce MuggleCast to all of you! Thank you! Thank you!

[Show music begins]

Micah: Because you may not have known Patrick Doyle completely improvised the Yule Ball score, this is MuggleCast Episode 170 for February 16th, 2009.

[Show music continues]

Andrew: Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to the show. It’s our Valentines Day special!

Laura: Woo!

Matt: Heart.

Eric: Aww.

Andrew: We don’t have much planned, I’ll be honest with you. There’s not much. We have a Favorites segment that’s all about love, but I’m sure we can work in love throughout the show in a variety of ways. Special this week, we have a very nice interview with the Goblet of Fire composer, Patrick Doyle. Matt and Micah worked this one up. Good job, guys.

Matt: Oh, thank you.

Andrew: I give you guys my love because it’s Valentines Day. The day after.

Laura: Aww, that’s so sweet.

Andrew: Yes.

Micah: I was just going to say, and I’m sure we can mention it later though, we owe a big thanks to Syracuse University for getting us that interview.

Andrew: Love to them too because it’s Valentines Day!

Matt: Yes, we’re spreading the love.

Andrew: Love! Love! So yeah, we got that and we got a lot of news to catch up on because it’s been a few weeks but it’s so good to talk to everyone again, I must say. So let’s get right into the show. I’m Andrew Sims.

Eric: I’m Eric Scull.

Laura: I’m Laura Thompson.

Micah: I’m Micah Tannenbaum.

Matt: I’m Matt Britton.

Nick: And I’m Nick Myers.

[Show music continues]


News: New Movie Posters


Andrew: Micah Tannenbaum, it’s been a few weeks so there’s a lot of news to catch up on. What’s going on?

Micah: I don’t know if I’m going to remember how to even do this.

Andrew: Oh, my.

Micah: But the biggest news, of course, was on Monday. We got some high res versions of the Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince posters.

Andrew: Finally!

Laura: Yay.

Micah: They were originally…

Matt: Yes, finally! What the f…

Micah: What?

Matt: Finally!

Laura: Not this show, Matt. Wrong show.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Matt: Oh my…

Eric: Yeah actually, they’re nice…

Matt: …Dumbledore.

Eric: …but I thought they were too blue.

[Laura laughs]

Eric: So I actually took it down a notch. I took the high def images – or high res images – and I took them down a notch as far as blue, and so I have them on my desktop now and they’re not – you guys see what I’m saying, looking at that?

Matt: That’s funny, Eric, because I actually changed it to lavender. I think it has a better ambiance to it.

Eric: So you changed the hue?

Matt: I honestly think, yeah.

[Laura laughs]

Micah: Is that for Valentines Day?

Andrew: Yes, nobody cares what colors you changed.

Matt: Okay, fine.

Andrew: I like the blue. I thought it was a nice tone. It’s dark tone.

Matt: Isn’t the – oh I guess not, that’s green…

Laura: Aren’t they always blue?

Matt: …for Half-Blood Prince.

Andrew: Yeah, they…

Laura: Don’t they usually have a blue cast to them?

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Didn’t the posters kind of remind you – they had kind of like a Goblet of Fire resemblance? Like the Goblet of Fire posters?

Andrew: Sort of. Well, it’s rainy.

Laura: Well, yeah, in the fact that they had more of an epic look to them. Yeah, I would agree.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Yeah.

Eric: Is that rain or is that snow?

Matt: Epic!

Andrew: Maybe it’s snow.

Laura: Snrain.

Matt: Well, they’re probably still on that little island in the middle of the ocean.

Eric: Oh, right, with mist.

Andrew: Maybe.

Matt: In front of the cave. Mist, yeah, that’s it. It’s mist.

Micah: I thought it was going to be the Astronomy Tower, but I don’t know if it was raining then.

Matt: And the mist was just air bubbles and then falling down.

Andrew: It shouldn’t have been raining.

Micah: I don’t know, you know how they like to change things, Warner Brothers.

Eric: It’s true.

Matt: Yeah, Harry could die in it too.

Eric: He could.

[Laura laughs]

Matt: Falling down there with Dumbledore.

Andrew: There’s – a lot of people are wondering what’s up with Dumbledore’s hand, why he doesn’t – why his hand isn’t all battered up like it’s supposed to be.

Matt: Yeah, that’s kind of weird.

Micah: Because it’s only PG.

[Everybody laughs]

Micah: They can’t make his hand look any scarier.

Andrew: No, well, that is going to be in the movie, it’s not like – I was thinking maybe it’s just because they don’t want to confuse people who are just looking at the posters being like, “Oh, why is his hand all messed up?” It doesn’t really make sense in the context of the poster.

Laura: I would think that would be a point of interest if they did that, like…

Eric: I’m not…

Matt: Yeah. Yeah.

Laura: Like, “Oh my God, why is his hand all screwed up?” I don’t know, I think that would attract people.

Eric: I’m not entirely sure they didn’t do that. If you look at – I guess it’s his left hand – the finger closest towards him is pure black and the other finger…

Andrew: Yeah…

Eric: …kind of looks cut off. It’s darker than his other – you know what I’m saying? I think – I don’t remember…

Andrew: Well, you’re right.

Eric: …what it looked like.

Andrew: You’re right.

Eric: Or if I even saw what it looked like completed. But maybe they only have like half his hand and then it spreads to his whole hand down to his palm. I don’t know. It looks blacker than it should, his hand, in parts.

Andrew: Mhm.

Matt: What do you guys think about this, them having them each have HP and…

Eric: I didn’t like that.

Matt: …the number of the book…

Laura: I thought that was really cheesy.

Matt: …on the poster?

Nick: Yeah.

Matt: I thought it was really cheesy too, them trying to adjust the whole lightning bolt thing into a 6.

Andrew: Yeah. [laughs]

Matt: I thought that was kind of lame. That’s what made me think, “Is this actually real? Is this a real poster?”

Andrew: Yeah, it does look fake. And they seems like they’re really emphasizing that whole, “Once again I ask too much of you, Harry.”

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Because that’s been the trailers and now it’s on the poster.

Laura: Yeah, but don’t they always have that one line? Every – like last time it was, “You’ll lose everything.”

Nick: Yeah.

Matt: “Everything is going to change,” or…

Laura: Yeah.

Matt: “Everything changes.”

Andrew: I do love how Dumbledore is in Harry’s glasses.

Laura: Yeah, that is awesome.

Nick: Amazing.

Matt: That’s pretty awesome. It kind of would have been a little better if they didn’t have the same poster in it.

Micah: See, that’s what made me think about the Astronomy Tower, was the fact that he’s seeing Dumbledore in his glasses and it kind of looks like he’s dying or in the process of getting hit with something.

Andrew: But these posters are never shots from the movie, you know? They’re just promotional poses.

Nick: Yeah. That could explain how they missed the black hand off, if it’s an aftershot. They haven’t made his hand up and everything.

Andrew: Yeah, these are just promos more than anything.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Harry’s got really blue lips in this, though! [laughs]

Laura: It’s hypothermia.

Andrew: I didn’t notice that.

Nick: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah, so they’re cool posters. And it’s about time, because that was one of those things – before the delay happened, people were really wondering where the hell the posters were.

Matt: Well, here they are.

Andrew: Yeah!

Micah: I have one question though about Harry’s poster. With…

Andrew: What he’s wearing?

Micah: No, his arm. Isn’t his arm reflected in his own jacket? Or is that something else, if you look at it.

Matt: Oh, I see what you’re talking about. I think it’s just the ruffling of the cloth.

Micah: Because it almost looks like it’s a reflection of something else, kind of similar to how Dumbledore was reflected in his glasses.

Andrew: Yeah. Yeah, it does look weird. I think it’s just the combination of the lighting and like the angle.

Eric: Oh! Weird!

Andrew: More so the lighting because you see some light hitting the back of Harry’s right hand and then I think that light is going over his hand and onto his shirt.

Eric: No, it’s actually the special effects guy, Lenny.

[Everybody laughs]

Eric: Honestly. An oversight like that.

Matt: Lenny is a very skilled CGI Photoshop man. He would not go – he would not miss something like that.

Nick: I can’t see his scar, either.

Eric: No surprise there, though!

Andrew: Yeah, no scar. And his eyes aren’t green. Wah!

Matt: You can see the scar a little bit, can’t you?

Andrew: No.

Matt: Or maybe that’s just his hair. Okay, well, he – Dumbledore doesn’t have glasses!

Laura: Yeah, but that’s not central to the plot.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: He does actually – actually, you know what? Actually that’s interesting you say that, because in the movie he does have the glasses.

Matt: That’s right. Harry has blue eyes, I forgot.

Eric: That’s the thing. This is the first movie, that I noticed, that Michael Gamdon wore the Dumbledore glasses. And…

Andrew: Yeah, no, it is. I think he kind of looks weaker without the glasses on, and this is sort of an epic but – maybe not weaker but older.

Eric: Well, especially if he has them on most of the movie and takes them off.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah, plus wouldn’t it look kind of silly if Harry’s glasses showed Dumbledore and Dumbledore’s wearing glasses, maybe?

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: I don’t know. Someone in the comments was saying Dumbledore looks like Santa in this picture. I kind of agree.

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: What else is going on, Micah?


News: Sneak Peaks Coming Up


Micah: Well, earlier this week the New York Times reported that there is going to be a little bit of a preview of Half-Blood Prince at the Oscars on February 22nd, and from the article it seems like it’s going to come at the end of the show. Is that right?

Andrew: Yeah, I think so. It’s going to be – they’re going to be hyping it up throughout the Oscars. Because they’re really hyping up a different – a new Oscars this year. It’s going to be different from the other ones. So I – a lot of people are wondering if this is going to be a new clip or not, but I think it will be. I don’t see why they would play something that we’ve already seen.

Matt: That would be lame if they didn’t.

Andrew: Yeah, for something as epic as the Oscars, I don’t…

Eric: It’s true.

Matt: It’s – well, they were saying they were going to show trailers from – like debut trailers and footage that no one – from movies that people haven’t even heard about yet, too. So, I mean, it would just be stupid if Warner Brothers just chucked out this trailer that they’ve been showing like a million times already.

Micah: And they’re not the only ones that are doing this sneak peek into Half-Blood Prince. The day before, MTV is actually going to be doing one, and, Andrew, you guys are going to be involved in that, aren’t you?

Andrew: Well, sort of. Yeah. On February 21st there is going to be a showing of MTV Spoilers; it’s this new show they’re doing. And they just announced today – we’re recording Friday – that they are going to have – be playing clips from upcoming WB films, including Half-Blood Prince. And turns out, Matt and I actually got some tickets to this screening because it’s a Watchmen screening.

Matt: It’s a Watchmen screening!

Andrew: But we don’t know if they’re actually going to play these other clips at the screening that we’re going to. They may just add them later, but we have no idea which way they’re going to be doing it.

Matt: Well, are they going to be – they could just be showing it when they release it on TV.

Andrew: Right, that’s what I’m saying.

Matt: Oh.

Andrew: Yeah. So we don’t know whether we’re going to be seeing – we are going to be seeing them or not, because this taping happens on this upcoming Wednesday, the 18th. I think it’s the 18th. Yeah, it is.

Eric: Neat.

Andrew: And then the show will be out that following – that upcoming – this upcoming Saturday. It’ll be cool, you know? WB is obviously trying to get a lot of promotional stuff out with Half-Blood Prince now.


News: Rupert and Emma Nervous About Kiss


Micah: All right, well moving on, timely with Valentine’s Day, there is a little bit of news with the upcoming Deathly Hallows film. Both Emma Watson and Rupert Grint have confessed that they are a little bit nervous about a kissing scene that’s coming up in the seventh film.

Andrew: Aww. I think this is so funny that they’re both like “Oh I’m so afraid to kiss the other.”

Matt: You know secretly they really want it.

Andrew: Yeah, they’re so excited.

Matt: As soon as their cue goes up, they’re going to be…

Eric: She’s going to pin him to the wall.

Matt: Yeah. She’s going to throw him.

Andrew: I hope it gets crazy.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: It’s going to get crazy in theaters when people are watching this.

Laura: Oh my – yeah, can you imagine?

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: I can just imagine them really hyping it up too in the movie. Just all this romantic music being played as soon as they start kissing.

Andrew: They should, they deserve it.

Micah: I’m going to bring cotton balls to put in my ears because of all the screeching that’s going to be going on.

[Andrew laughs]

Laura: Yep.

Matt: Cotton balls ain’t going to work.

Andrew: Well, you’re going to have to stick some cotton balls in my mouth because I will be screaming too.

Matt: Or drooling.

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Laura: Are you a Rupert Grint fan, Andrew?

Andrew: Well, it’s so funny because – what?

Laura: Are you a Rupert Grint fan?

Andrew: No, and – yes. I guess the joke would have been funnier if I had said yes.

Laura: Yeah. [laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, I am. I really do like him. But it’s so funny, just the way they’re both like – because Emma is like [in a high voice] “Well, I’ve never had to do it before so I can’t say I have any techniques. I’ve never had to kiss anyone on screen so it’s all new to me.” And then Rupert’s like [in a stoner voice] “I’ve known Emma for so long…”

[Laura laughs]

Andrew: …”I reckon it will be ten times worse. I really love the seventh book but there’s no way it’ll be tame with the Hermione stuff.”

[Andrew and Laura laugh]

Laura: Because he sounds like a stoner, apparently?

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Oh come on, it’s not like he hasn’t thought about it before. I guarantee you he’s thought about it a number of times.

Matt: Just watch. After this film they’re going to be coming down the red carpet as a couple.

Laura: Eh.

Andrew: But you guys know this is going to be like the big press thing.

Laura: Oh yeah.

Andrew: Like whenever they get interviewed: “What was it like kissing Rupert for the first time?” “Oh it was okay. I mean after the first…” And then there’s going to be the tabloids that say they did it fifty times.

Eric: Actually…

Andrew: And then they ended up liking it. Or there will be tabloid stories about how the kiss went on longer than it was supposed to. Maybe they actually are in love.

Eric: Actually, didn’t…

Micah: All of a sudden it got darker. It got darker with each passing kiss.

[Everyone laughs]

Laura: So much darker.

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: Didn’t Emma say something about Dan had told her that the kissing – that they do ten, fifteen takes and it gets boring after a while?

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Did you guys read that quote? It was hilarious.

Andrew: Yeah. I mean, that’s how I usually feel too. Not acting kissing, like real kissing.

[Laura laughs]

Eric: What, after ten, fifteen times it’s just not worth doing anymore?

Andrew: Yeah. Yeah, no.

Laura: That’s really sad.

Andrew: I kiss other things…

Eric: I feel bad for your significant other.

[Laura laughs]

Matt: He kissed a girl and he liked it.

Andrew: [laughs]

[Laura laughs]

Andrew: For the first five times, then I got bored.

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: What else, Micah?

Micah: Well…

Andrew: Kissing, love!

Micah: Well…

Andrew: It’s Valentine’s Day. Happy Valentine’s Day Show! What else?


News: Injured Stuntman


Micah: Yeah, we’re going to move to something a little bit more serious, but we didn’t have a chance to talk about this since our last episode. I think it happened shortly after.

Andrew: Right.

Micah: One of the stuntmen was injured on the Deathly Hallows set a couple of weeks ago. He was performing an aerial stunt when he fell down to the ground, and both Dan Radcliffe and Tom Felton went to visit him in the hospital the other day. We don’t really know much about his condition, right? I hadn’t seen a whole lot released…

Andrew: Right.

Micah: …just that he is in stable condition. But we don’t know the extent of his injuries right now.

Andrew: Yeah. I think the only good news is that he’s not in really bad critical condition. But, yeah, he’s still in the hospital, and it was nice seeing that Dan and Tom both went to check up on him.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: And obviously he’s had a lot of support from the fans. But it just sucks. I mean, that’s the first week of test filming, and then all of a sudden this happens. And it’s the last film; this guy’s been there forever.

Micah: Yeah, he’s relatively young, obviously, he’s – what was he, twenty-five?

Andrew: It’s a shame…

Micah: It’s very sad.

Andrew: …and it must really get them down, because they must be really excited to start. But…

Micah: Right. One question I had out of this was what scene do you think – it said it was an aerial stunt.

Andrew: Yeah, and there was fire, was it, or a blast, some sort of explosion…

Micah: So maybe the Seven Potters…

Nick: Seven Potters, yeah…

Micah: When they were escaping?

Eric: Could be anything.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Yeah, it really could be anything. I mean, there’s just so many scenes in this book.

Micah: But hopefully he recovers and gets well soon.

Andrew: What else?


News: Casting for Reg Cattermole


Micah: I’ll stay with Deathly Hallows. Recent news. Actually today, the day we’re recording, a little bit of casting. Steffan Rhodri – I hope that’s how you say his name – was cast as Reg Cattermole. And he said that…

Andrew: Yay!

Matt: Yes!

Micah: …he’ll begin filming in the fall. So we’re getting some news slowly, but I think we’ll start to hear more leak out in the next couple of weeks.

Andrew: Yeah. Keyword there is “leak,” because, I mean, this was an interview. I think WB sort of just expects these actors are going to say something in an interview. Because this guy, Steffan, only did this for some play he was going to be in.

Matt: Right.

Andrew: He looks like a good guy to fit the part. He’s – Reg Cattermole is that guy in the Ministry of Magic who takes the Puking Pastilles.

Laura: Mmm.

Andrew: So that should be funny if that’s in there.

Eric: Yeah. Well isn’t he also – isn’t he the guy who gets impersonated by one of the trio? In the…

Nick: Yeah, Ron.

Eric: Yeah, yeah.

Andrew: Right. Yeah, because they have the Puking – he takes the Puking Pastilles first, right? So he’s not there.

Matt: Yeah, and isn’t his wife the one that…

Eric: Yeah.

Matt: …Harry goes to save?

Eric: But – so that looks like the whole Ministry scene is in.

Andrew: Yeah. So that’s cool. So actually that is kind of big news, so we know that’s in there.

Eric: It’s exciting.

Nick: Gives us an idea of where they’re cutting the film in half, as well. We’re getting at least Chapter 14 in the first film.

Eric: Right, yeah. [laughs]

Andrew: Oh my God, is that Chapter 14?

Eric: Oh.

Micah: Well, that also makes me wonder if – oh, I’m going to forget her name now, too – Professor Umbridge is going to be back.

Laura: Oh, Imelda Staunton?

Nick: Oh, yeah.

Andrew: I hope so.

Matt: I hope so!

Andrew: And anything else, Micah?


News: J.K. Rowling Inducted into the Legion of Honor


Micah: Yep, one last piece of news. J.K. Rowling, back on February 3rd, was inducted into France’s Legion of Honor, and she was bestowed the title of Knight by President Nicolas Sarkozy.

Andrew: Ooh la la.

Micah: So she just keeps racking them up. I mean, one after the other.

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Micah: She’s got a lot of things she can be proud of, that’s for sure.

Matt: Jo’s busy.

Micah: Aside from the series, all these awards she’s received.

Andrew: Yeah, and her entire acceptance speech was in French too. That was kind of cool.

Laura: Yeah, that was really impressive.

Nick: She did it so well.

Eric: Yeah. Well she taught French, hadn’t she, in Portugal?

Andrew: Right.

Micah: That just shows you it’s somebody who has respect for where she’s going and who she’s talking to, that she actually gave the speech in their language.

Eric: It’s just a cool thing to do.

Andrew: Yeah, that couldn’t have been easy, too. I mean, that must take some preparation to make sure you get everything right. Pronounce everything right. So, good for her. And there’s a great picture – a few great pictures of her accepting the Legion of Honor.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: So.

Nick: Yeah.

Andrew: That was really cool stuff. Anything else, Micah?

Micah: I don’t have anything else. Eric, did you have something you wanted to mention?


News: Jo’s Handprint in the City Chambers


Eric: Yeah, you heard what happened in Edinburgh too, speaking of J.K.R. getting honored.

Andrew: Oh yeah.

Eric: She was able to – her handprints were put in the City Chambers in Edinburgh, Scotland, next to – in Renkin’s.

Andrew: That’s sweet.

Eric: That’s pretty special.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: And I love that picture of her handprints getting traced. She looks a little nervous. [laughs] Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t know. It was a cute picture. I really want to go visit that now. That’s got to be sweet. That’s got to be a really nice area too, the city chambers.

Eric: We’ll go there and then we’ll swing by the Balmora Hotel and check out the bust there…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Yeah, road trip!

Andrew: There you go!

[Laura laughs]

MuggleCast 170 Transcript (continued)


Announcements: Podcast Alley and Azkatraz


Andrew: Moving on to some announcements. As always, don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. This is the first episode of February so we appreciate your vote over there. You guys are always very supportive. Right now we’re number ten, but I’m sure after this episode we can bump up a few places to remind people we’re still kicking!

Matt: Uh-huh.

Andrew: Also, don’t forget, we’re going to be at Azkatraz 2009. That’s HP2009.org. We’re going to be doing a podcast at 3AM with our friends at Leaky right after Half-Blood Prince makes its midnight premiere. We’re all going to go see it and they told us – the other day, I heard that we’re going to have seats in the theater right next to the door so as soon as the movie ends we can run out of there and get ready for the podcast before everyone else starts trying to get out.

Matt: Mmhm.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: Do we get a police escort?

Andrew: Yes.

Matt: Yes, please.

[Laura laughs]

Andrew: We’re actually getting a helicopter.

Micah: Nice.

Matt: Oh!

Andrew: We’re going to be flown.

Matt: Really?

Laura: Awesome.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: I would have just settled for a limo or something. That would’ve been fine.

Andrew: Mmm. Diva.

Matt: Mmm.


Announcement: Next Biggest Podcast Idol Survivor


Andrew: Well, anyway – and also, we have a pretty cool announcement that we made earlier this week, right, Micah?

Micah: Yeah! We made it on MuggleNet about a little bit of a reality competition that’s going to be going on leading up to Azkatraz this year.

[Long pause]

Andrew: And what’s that called?

[Andrew, Matt, and Micah laugh]

Matt: It’s like, “What is it!?”

Micah: I was throwing it to Andrew, but he was all, I don’t know.

Andrew: Oh okay. All right. You’re – I’ll do it. Let me find it.

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: Oh, there it is! It’s the…

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Andrew: …Next Biggest Podcast Idol Survivor. It’s quite a mouthful, but it’s really cool! It’s a contest to make the next great Harry Potter podcast. That’s what we’re trying to do here. The competition will start on July 20th – or no – the competition will end on July 20th when the winners will get a chance to podcast live from Azkatraz during the Podcast Palooza! That’s the thing we did at Portus last year. All the details are online. Go to MuggleCast.com and the details are there on the front page in the news. Basically, you’re going to be auditioning. You’re going to convince us why you’re a great podcaster, and then we’ll pick the best five people to make the new podcast. And then the winner, as I said, will be a part of the Podcast Palooza altogether. I think I’m going to help moderate the panel. And then also, you guys are going to win a free year of podcast hosting to help get your podcast off the ground. Because that’s really the only thing you got to pay for. And MuggleCast is going to cover that for you with LibSyn podcast hosting. So that’ll be – it’s a cool contest, and people who have always wanted to do a podcast will have some help from us now, and you’ll get to do your own live show! Not many podcasts have the chance to do their own live show.

A quick thing that HPEF did want me to address here. You have to be registered for Azkatraz, or at least Monday, which is the Podcast Palooza, to be eligible. So that way you can actually be at the live podcast if we choose you to be a part of the next podcast – a part of the podcast. So, for more information, go to MuggleCast.com and you will see a post there.


Announcement: MuggleCast Web Site Getting a New Design


Andrew: And speaking of that, coming very soon, and we don’t have it up yet because we’re just making a couple little tweaks still, but after that we’ll be done, there’s a brand new website design coming for MuggleCast.com! And it’s been a long time coming. I don’t think we’ve had an update in – a site refresh – in close to a year and a half to two years now?

Laura: It’d have to be two years.

Matt: It’s been about two years.

Laura: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah. This new one’s really nice, and we can’t wait to share it with you guysut we’re just making a couple of last minute tweaks and check for it in the next few days. It’ll be out on the site sometime this week, Sunday night at the earliest, if not then, then Monday or Tuesday, definitely. Hoping all goes well. So check that out, MuggleCast.com.


Transcript Update


Andrew: And speaking of the site too, Micah, you’ve got a transcript update?

Micah: Oh, yeah. These are always fun, but there are a lot of people that are working hard for us and we just hired – this is going to sound crazy, but – over thirty people to work…

Eric: Oh my god!

Micah: …on the transcripts and they’re pumping it out though. They’re doing a good job and they’re really eager…

Matt: Give the transcripts…

Laura: They’re “pumping it out?”

Matt: …the transcribers some love.

Micah: They are. They are pumping it out and we’re up to about episode 150 now, hopefully by the time this show gets out.

[Laura laughs]

Micah: Hey, don’t laugh. These people work hard Laura.

Laura: No.

Micah: You should not be mocking them.

Laura: I’m not laughing at them. I’m laughing at your word choice. [laughs]

Micah: Oh. What? “Pumping it out?”

Laura: Anyway. Yes.

Eric: I guess that’s what you do.

Andrew: “Pumping it out!”

Eric: I just can’t believe thirty people are writing down what six or seven of us are saying. That’s…

Laura: They must hate us.

Matt: They do.

Eric: They must hate us and… [laughs]

Matt: I did it for almost two years. Yeah, I hated you guys.

Laura: Aw, but you love us now.

Matt: No offense. I love you now. I don’t have to transcribe what I’m saying right now so it’s fine.

Eric: So you can be as verbose as you want.


Muggle Mail: Origin of the PG-13 Rating


Andrew: Thank you everyone for your help with that. We really do appreciate it. Let’s move on to Muggle Mail now this week. Laura, do you want to take the first one?

Laura: Oh, sure. Why not?

Andrew: It’s all about the movies this week. Everyone is talking about the movies.

Laura: All right, the first one comes from Rachel, 16, of Massachusetts. She writes:

“First, I love the show and I always enjoy listening to your thoughts and ideas. I’m writing because, on the past two shows, you’ve mentioned that movies from the 70’s and 80’s received questionable PG ratings like Jaws. Recently, I was watching the Indiana Jones documentary that came with the DVD trilogy set, which shed some light on the PG-13 rating. At the time there were only G, PG, and R ratings. When George Lucas and Steven Spielberg made Temple of Doom it almost received an R rating because of the scary scenes including cult practices. Steven Spielberg petitioned his friends at the MPAA to give it a PG rating and simultaneously suggested a PG-13 rating for future films, hence the beginning of the PG-13 rating.”

Andrew: Yeah, so that’s why Jaws wasn’t rated PG-13 because there was no PG-13 rating when it came out.

Laura: That’s interesting.


MPAA Documentary


Andrew: Yeah. And speaking of that, a lot of – not a lot – a few MuggleCast listeners suggested that we watch This Film is Not Yet Rated. It’s a documentary on the MPAA. Matt and I watched it a little over a week ago and it’s amazing.

Matt: It’s really good.

Andrew: Well, yeah. The documentary is okay, but it reveals a lot of information about the MPAA that is amazing. These guys – basically it’s this group of parents that aren’t revealed – the MPAA does not reveal their identities, they keep them really secret. This documentary tries to track them down. They’re like spying out in from the MPAA, which is located in California. It’s really good and they end up finding out that these people who are raters shouldn’t even be raters because they don’t fit the MPAA’s guidelines anymore. They’re too old. Their kids are too old. So it’s kind of ridiculous.

Matt: It’s pretty…

Andrew: The fact that they leave ratings up to six or seven raters – parents – is ridiculous.

Matt: Parents who are – of adults who are in their twenties and thirties even.

Andrew: Yeah, who have kids who are in their twenties and thirties.

Eric: Oh. I was going to say, if that’s not parenting material I don’t know what is.

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah. There was something else I was going to say. Oh, they did a lot of comparing films that should have gotten ratings, like say one film got a PG-13 but the other film that was just like it got an R because of certain stereotypes. You know, homosexuality and such. So it’s very biased rating going on and it would be interesting to see why Harry Potter was rated PG. Hey, who knows. Maybe it really does deserve PG, but…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: …MPAA is corrupted.

Eric: And they come up with what the rating is going to be and they tell the people who make the movie before. They have the chance to edit it.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: For instance, what this voicemailer said was, or what this Muggle Mailer said regarding Steven Spielberg – he didn’t want it to get an R rating and at that point obviously PG-13 wasn’t an option, but he was able to say “Wait a minute. We’ll either cut these certain scenes you find offensive or…” – he didn’t say that, but they can do that now.

Andrew: Right

Eric: They can change it for a rating because – the theory being that PG-13 now is the most widely accepted adult, sort of teenage area, I guess. There’s G and there’s PG, but PG-13 is what a lot of people are aiming for.

Andrew: Hmhm.

Eric: I guess.

Matt: I’m waiting for R.

[Laura laughs]


Muggle Mail: Controversies Over Ratings


Andrew: Nick, you want to take the next email?

Nick: We have a message from Katie, 18, from London. She writes:

“Hey MuggleCast. I’m Katie and I’m a film student from London, England. I was just commenting on the rating for the new Harry Potter flick. The American’s (stiff cut?) is PG whilst the UK is 12A. I recently attended a BBFC lecture and workshop in which they told us how they decide ratings. Sometimes after controversy about the ratings they have to rate a new blockbuster higher than they should be to get the press off their backs. In the UK, we recently had some controversy about the rating of the Dark Knight. Some parents felt it should have been a 15 and not a 12A. After they took their young children to go see the film the kids had nightmares. So perhaps they are rating Harry Potter higher than they normally would to show they are very strict about ratings and not lax. I love the show. Katie.”

Andrew: Now Nick it hasn’t received that rating right? That was just the trailers?

Nick: Yeah, it was only the trailers that was 12A. They usually don’t get rated until a couple of months before release in the UK.

Andrew: But it is definitely suggestive.

Nick: Yeah definitely, definitely.

Matt: Huh, that’s interesting.

Nick: It’s interesting what she says because the BBFC currently put a survey on their website so users can judge certain films that have recently been released and comment on whether the ratings were correct. So it seems that they’re overhauling their system and criteria at the moment. So it should be interesting to see what it gets rated.

Andrew: Well, I was – also in that documentary apparently the MPAA is the only rating group in the world that keeps their raters confidential, which is also kind of strange. It looks like the BBFC knows what they are doing and they are working with the people rather than being all weird and secretive.

Eric: I have to see that documentary that just really bothers me now.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah. It’s good, it’s funny, and it’s short. It’s good stuff. It’s funny watching them spy on these people driving out of the MPAA.It was pretty good.

[Everyone laughs]


Muggle Mail: Listener Questions WB’s Honesty


Andrew: Matt, you want to take the last e-mail?

Matt: Sure. Our next email comes from Jared, 23, of Alabama and Jared writes:

“I do not wish to sound overly cynical however I feel that Warner Bros. should stop making these trailers for one reason. Trailers are supposed to inspire fans and even those who are not to view the film but I feel that the release of this Japanese trailer that WB is not inspiring people but rather disheartening them. I agree that the editing of this most recent trailer was indeed shabby and shows a blatant, lackadaisical attempt to prompt visual excitement of the film. I, for one, feel disheartened by this attempt and am left to wonder about WB’s true feelings towards the movie series. WB continuously states that they basically believe in the series and wish to make them as close to the books as possible. Is this for our sakes or theirs? WB has witnessed the public outcry of a badly done film based on a popular series with ‘Eragon’ and I fear that this latest attempt shows that WB is just in it for the money and remain hypocrites for denying otherwise.”

Eric: Ah, okay stop, right at the end.

Micah: You left it out. Go ‘Cuse. And no, I didn’t put that in there. Thanks Andrew.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Go ‘Cuse. Whoopee. How much of this – I’ve got to ask you guys because I wasn’t there with the Japanese trailer, even though I have seen it. How much of this is what you guys said about the editing being shabby and stuff? I want to know how much is his original idea and how much is you guys – what you said.

Andrew: Well as we discussed during the show, it wasn’t really a trailer. It was a sneak peak. It was a bunch of clips. We kept calling it a trailer because its easier to say it’s a trailer instead of a group of sneak peaks.

Eric: Right, well they go by pretty fast.

Andrew: A group of clips from Half Blood Prince. Its just easier to say trailer. And it sort of felt like a trailer there were some titles. There was narration. It sort of was, but…

Matt: I would say it is more like a TV spot than a trailer.

Micah: Yeah, we really hit the editing hard in the last show Eric.

Andrew: It did stink though.

Matt: Yeah, it was bad.

Laura: It was bad.

Matt: It wasn’t an official WB release though. If it was, it would be released everywhere. It was only released in Japan. This was just something for extra – it’s a novelty for the Japanese fans.

Nick: I don’t think they expected it to go world wide, did they?

Matt: Not they didn’t. And if they did we would have been able to download it in high quality.

Eric: Jared is talking here about how WB is giving us this crap and disheartening – and he says “we feel disheartened.” I’m thinking, wait a minute this wasn’t even your, it wasn’t even for us.

Matt: It wasn’t even our country.

Eric: We as the US fans grabbed it once we found out it was playing in Japan. But it’s not for us and we shouldn’t take such a burden to be so upset about it. It’s not ours really.

Matt: With all due respect Jared, all of the trailers have been amazing for Harry Potter.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Not one single one…

Micah: Yeah. High standard right?

Matt: …did not inspire me to go see the movie that’s the one thing I get upset with the Harry Potter franchise is that the trailers are so effing amazing.

Laura: And then you see the movie.

Matt: And then you see the movie and you’re like ìWhat?î

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: I want to go see the trailer again.

[Laura laughs]

Andrew: If anything, the trailer’s are too good.

Micah: How about this though? I would think that we have a listener or two in Japan, why don’t we have somebody send us in a little note what they felt about it. If they saw it on TV or after the fact.

Andrew: Yeah. That’s a good idea.

Micah: So, all our Japanese fans, go crazy.

Andrew: And go ‘Cuse.

Matt: Of course.[laughs]

Andrew: Well that does it for our MuggleMail this week and now we have a great interview, as I said at the beginning of the show, with Goblet of Fire film composer Patrick Doyle. Let’s take it away.

Matt: Yeah!


Doyle at Syracuse


Micah: Okay, so Matt and I are joined by one of England’s most distinguished film composers, Patrick Doyle, who most of you know as the composer of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Mr. Doyle, thank you very much for joining us today.

Patrick Doyle: It’s my pleasure.

Micah: Right off the bat I wanted to ask you, you know, what brought you to Syracuse University in the middle of February? Wasn’t there – could there have been another place that you could go that was a little bit warmer?

Patrick: Well, I have a long association with Syracuse through some very good friends I met – my family met – in London. Jim O’Conner and Julia O’Conner, and they have kids and our kids have all grown up, obviously at different ends of the Atlantic together, but we visit each other, and we’ve seen Niagara Falls with them, and lots surrounding areas. Went to Harriet Tubman’s house. I’m very, very interested in history, especially American history. So I love the city, and it reminds me very much – it’s a port and industrial town. It reminds me very much of Glasgow. I sort of get the vibe of the place. It’s not glamorous, but I love…

[Matt and Micah laugh]

Patrick: …the realness here. I think it’s terrific. And Jim O’Conner has recently – not recently – but for a few years now has a major fundraiser – one of the major fundraisers for the university, so – and we talked to David Rizac here and we all got together and decided it would be nice if – a two-fold thing, if I could come and maybe talk about the work I do to students here at the university, and also there would be an opportunity again to interact with my friends and come to a place I’ve come to really, really love.

Micah: Yeah, I happen to agree with you. I went to Syracuse for five years and glamorous is probably not the word I would use to describe the weather around there, that’s for sure.

Patrick: No, but, you know, it’s really a place about the people, always. You could sit in the middle of – some people could sit in the middle of Malibu beach and be utterly miserable, whereas…

[Micah laughs]

Patrick: …a bunch of friends standing around, that’s on the edge of – I don’t know – a defused factory overlooking a lake, and then having a few beers with a friend…

[Micah laughs.]

Patrick: …that’s the most important thing. So it doesn’t matter where you are, you know, it’s the people, and what the people are doing, and what they’re committed to, and what the ethos is, you know, in the culture and the surrounding – in the surroundings. And the university itself is very impressive, especially the music building. It’s also – it’s one of these wonderful things we don’t have back at home. A sort of self-contained, you know, mini-town sort of university. And, you know, it’s a great honor to be asked to – it’s a great privilege and honor and responsibility to talk to students because, you know, I’m by no means the oracle. I can only…

[Micah laughs]

Patrick: …pass on my experiences at life and hopefully they can gain some experience and some preparation for their own path in life.

Micah: Yeah, absolutely, and you just mentioned Crouse College. It shows up a lot of times on television when different events are going on, but it’s probably one of the most magnificent buildings I’ve ever seen.

Patrick: [laughs] Well, it reminds me, I was just saying that the building that reminds me – the stonework reminds me of the stonework in Glasgow. It looks like a red sandstone, I haven’t asked any, you know, geologist in the area, but the – I mentioned Glasgow again because the building – the music building itself isn’t unlike the high gothic Victorian structures we have. It sort of reminds me of – in a way, it just reminds of the art gallery in Glasgow. It’s got the same huge, enormous, confident, you know, architectural aspirations that, you know, a lot of those Victorian buildings did, you know, before the world crashed, you know, eggs of us were warm, you know, pre-Titanic and everything else. So it’s got that wonderful, you know – incredibly, kind of, grand statute about it. You know, and the old vibe of the place is great to walk on in the quarters and hear a soprano and a string quartet, and a wind group, and an orchestra, and a horn player just did all that. It really brings it all back to days when I was at the – the Royal Scottish Academy of Music in – in my time.


Films Doyle Has Composed


Matt: Well, Patrick, we’re just going to delve into a bit about your profession. You’ve…

Patrick: Mhm?

Matt: …composed films such as Gosford Park, Bridget Jones’s Diary

Patrick: Yep.

Matt:Sense and Sensibility. I mean, you’ve composed a lot of great films, and…

Patrick: Well, I’ve – oh, carry on. Carry on, sorry.

Matt: Oh, sure! No, feel free.

Patrick: Well, I’ve been very, very lucky and I’ve – very lucky that I’d been asked to do some – some very high-profile and – and really, really artistically successful and commercially successful films.

Matt: Mhm.

Patrick: And I’m very, very fortunate that – and you’ll – many of them are a regular, you know, annual events so whatever, and on TV all the time and Carlito’s Way, for example is – each generation comes along, especially amongst the guys.

Matt: Uh-huh.

Patrick: It’s – it’s a classic. It’s become a cult classic. You know, and that’s – I mean, on all the works of Kenneth Branagh, and the works of Regis Wagnier – a very close friend of mine. Another close friend of mine, you know, I’ll be doing a piece for Regis later in the year. He starts working very soon on that – it’s a comedy. And…

Matt: Oh.

Patrick: …and, you know, so I’m very, very fortunate that these are really classy, top-rate filmmakers who all embark on a project, you know, with the best possible stories and I already have got a great commitment. They’re immensely committed, as I am, and I’m very fortunate that – not only having produced quality films, that I’ve been part of it, you know, Alfonso Cuaron is another one, The Little Princess, Great Expectations.

Matt: Mhm.

Patrick: Actually, to my delight, that Kanye West has just taken one of my tracks from Great Expectations, and it’s now part of his new album 808s & Heartbreak, so I’ve now got major cult features in my own house. [ laughs]

[Everyone laughs]

Patrick: I’m “Mr Cool.” My son couldn’t believe it. See, I cannot believe. Both my sons couldn’t believe it, because one of my sons is into techno – he’s a DJ. Did a lot of DJing – he’s really, really good. He’s a huge fan of Dead Mouse, so he’s really, really – he left out of bed, couldn’t believe it. “You’re joking! Kanye West? Oh my god, dad!”

[Matt and Micah laugh]

Patrick: So that’s the wonderful thing about music, you know? You get your chance to shine over and over again so, listen, guys, I have no complaints. I’m very fortunate.

Matt: Well, that’s great.

Patrick: If it all stops tomorrow, I’ve done plenty.

[Micah and Patrick laugh]


The Process of Writing a Score


Matt: When you’re approached to do, like, a score, how – what is your process? How long does it take you to do this – this whole scoring thing?

Patrick: Well, Robert Orben approached me five weeks before he needed the score, and mulled over it. But in real terms, I wrote the picture for Gosford Park in two and half weeks.

Matt: Oh my God.

Patrick: And it was – in fact, it was less than that, it was three days on a piano piece – I spent – no, three days on the piano piece, then nine days. Nine working days on the score.

Matt: Wow.

Patrick: So it’s twelve working days, spread over.

Matt: Did it take you about nine working days for Goblet of Fire? Maybe? Give or take a day?

Patrick: That took us a year’s worth. That was a year’s work on and off. Although the actual bulk of the score probably took about two months. But I’ve spent a year on it, come up with themes and working with the director, so each project’s different. With Ken Brannaugh, I used to come in to the script stage of it early to disscuss ideas. So it varies from film to film.

Matt: Mhm.

Patrick: And I usually visit the set, if I can visit the set during filming. So, some things, I’ve got to take a look at is the script and I – in fact, this is something I’m going to talk to David about – I want to do an experiment – but I’m actually going to write a cue in front of the students, if I can.

Matt: Oh, cool!

Patrick: And come up with a couple of scenarios. ‘Cause you really don’t have to – one shouldn’t need a picture…

Matt: Mhm.

Patrick: …a physical picture to look at. As long as you get the story, you can use your own imagination, which is far more powerful than any movie can project to you. So that’s something that I’m hoping to try and do here, and so anyway, each film varies. Sometimes it’s before the script is sent to me, so it changes.

Matt: Mhm. Now…

Micah: Which…

Matt: Oh, sorry. Go ahead, Micah.

Micah: I was just going to ask with Goblet of Fire in particular, did you read the book to get some ideas or was it all going to visit the set during filming?

Patrick: Oh no, I read the book. I read the book and I also obviously read the script, and had long discussions with the director. I saw all the designs of all the costumes, all of the sets – had visited the sets, and all the models, so I was very, very involved with that film all the way through.

Matt: Mhm. Did – were there any scores that were particularly difficult to come up with, any themes or anything?

Patrick: Well, each score – well, it’s all difficult. Each score is very difficult, but I’ve learned to just lounge a bit and just soak up as much as possible rather than jump in too early. Just soak up the script, soak all the conversations that come with the director, and all the heads of departments if I’ve had the opportunity to talk to them. Not every time. But just let it soak in and just not to panic, just relax, because, you know, the earlier it is you panic you learn through experience that something comes up, something twigs, and, you know, I always sit down – I go into work every day right at the same time. By 8:30 I’m going to work, and I don’t stop until 6 at night, so I go in and make sure I’m inspired before I come home. [laughs]

[Matt and Micah laugh]

Patrick: That’s the job.

Matt: Are there any, like, scores you have to leave out when you’re scoring a film, that you feel bad…

Patrick: Any scores – sorry?

Matt: Any scores that are left out in the process that never make it into the film?

Patrick: That’s only ever happened to me once. But I think every composer, it happens once in their life. I don’t think anyone has ever escaped it. But out of 45 pictures it’s only happened to me once.

Matt: Oh okay.

Patrick: So it’s – I mean that’s – I think that’s pretty remarkable considering that’s, you know, that’s – you’re working and playing with people you’ve never worked with before, it’s a pressurized situation, there’s time factors, the film gets changed a lot, and you’re dealing with lots of people’s opinions. It’s a very much collaborative process so I’m proud I’ve managed to hang on in there.

Matt: Yeah.

[Everyone laughs]


Reactions to His Own Scores


Micah: What feelings go through you when you hear your score with the finished film and you actually go to the theater and sit down and watch?

Patrick: You know, by the time I get to the theater, I’ve had all my thrills. I’ve had my thrills when I’ve first heard my music being played, and getting it right to the picture, the director’s reaction to it, and the jamming process, so by the time the movie comes along, I’ve really moved on. It’s just – I enjoy it, but that wonderful thrill kick has happened earlier. Yes, it’s been enjoyable to sit with an audience and see their reaction to it, but by then I’m slightly removed from it because I’ve had all the thrill, the fun, and everything else writing it, and, you know, experiencing it with these people earlier, so I mean, I still enjoy, obviously, going to the – I’ll tell you what’s interesting. I get a thrill many years later if I happen to walk past a television and up comes a channel, and there’s my movie. I get an extra surge then because I’ve forgotten. I think, “Oh my God, yes, that’s not bad!”

[Matt and Micah laugh]

Matt: “Oh my God, that’s mine.”

Patrick: “That wasn’t bad!” So that can hit me but, I mean, I never – I probably listen to my music maybe to learn some things for a week or so after I’ve written it, but then I never listen to my music again, so I’m always shocked when I hear it years later.

Matt: Mhm. Yeah, that does seem to be a trend with a lot of artists. Once they compose or do a film or something, they move on afterwards.

Patrick: They move on. Yeah, they move on. You have to move on. You listen to it and afterwards you think, I’ll do that again, I would do that differently if I was doing it again or whatever. You learn from each one.


The Fantasy Genre


Matt: Mhm. Patrick, recently a lot of your films have been in the fantasy genre, like with Eragon. Is that, like, your preference genre? Or do you have a certain preference to score?

Patrick: I don’t mind what I score as long as it’s something I particularly enjoy. With regards to fantasy movies, it just so happens that I’ve done fantasy, I’ve done science fiction scores. I suppose Harry Potter, you know, people can see what you can do. I mean, you get a big sort of action-fantasy movie, but I mean, Into the West was a small Indie picture.

Matt: Mhm.

Patrick: It was full of magic and fantasy. A little princess was a fantastic – and her friend…

Matt: Oh yes.

Patrick: And the two saved the world – tale. So, but, no. It just – I think it’s coincidence. I mean, I certainly…

Matt: Is it?

Patrick: I love to read science fiction. I love fantasy stories…

Matt: Mhm.

Patrick: …’cause I love opera. Opera is real fantastic story writing. So, I mean, I adore that. So, it’s something I – it crosses over very easily into film.

Matt: Mhm. So you do read a lot of science fiction/fantasy. Have you read all of the Harry Potter novels or just the one, Goblet of Fire?

Patrick: No, I’ve read two or three of them. I haven’t read them all.

Matt: Oh, okay.

Patrick: But the kids have read them all. The kids have – but, you know, I read – I remember – I used to read Azimov when I was younger, and C.S. Lewis, and new Mervyn Peake trilogy…

Matt: Mhm.

Patrick: And funny enough, Lord of the Rings. I only ever – I read The Hobbit, and I read the first Lord of the Rings, and I thought The Lord of the Rings was a big Hobbit

Matt: Yeah.

Patrick: …after I read The Hobbit, you know.

Matt: That’s what happened to me. I’ve actually read The Hobbit the first time, and then it just seemed like it was just one big novel.

Patrick: Yeah. I just thought The Hobbit summed it up for me. But listen, chaps, I have to go now because I want to make schedule. Is there anything you would really particularly like to ask me before I go?


Getting Involved with Goblet of Fire


Matt: Micah?

Micah: Yeah, just really quickly, how you got involved with Goblet of Fire. We know that you have a close relationship with Mike Newell.

Patrick: Uh-huh.

Micah: Is that how it all came about?

Patrick: I think so, and John Williams is – I believe wasn’t available. He was working on something else. So – and, you know, Mike was – when he asked me he said, “I’m not sure,” he said, “about working with another composer’s theme.” I said, “Well, let’s have a look at it,” because I saw there was a huge opportunity for a composer to make his or her mark because of the introduction of new characters or the emphasis on established characters. And in the end, I think I only used about twenty seconds worth of John’s music and for the very right reasons. It opened and closed the picture, and that’s because, you know, the kind of thing that, you know, I wanted to cut. It was a great honor to follow his footsteps. Apart from everything else, there’s a great tradition in music, especially one in the classical music, of actually using other people’s themes. It’s a very honorable and long tradition.

Matt: Mhm.

Patrick: So, I think to be precious about it is to be silly, and there was no way I could turn it down because my kids would kill me.

Matt: Right. Okay, Patrick, if we could just…

[Everyone laughs]


The Yule Ball Score


Matt: If we could just ask you one more quick question about The Goblet of Fire before we let you go.

Patrick: Sure.

Matt: About the Yule Ball, which is everybody on the show – their favorite theme is the Yule Ball in The Goblet of Fire film.

Patrick: Right.

Matt: Was that your favorite film to compose or…

Patrick: You mean the waltz?

Matt: How do you go about like that?

Patrick: The “Harry Potter Waltz” you mean?

Matt: Yeah, “The Potter Waltz,” “Neville’s Waltz,” the entire Yule Ball – the entire ball scene in the film.

Patrick: Well, the Harry Potter theme I wrote during a meeting with the director, believe it or not – “Harry Potter’s Waltz.”

Matt: Uh-huh.

Patrick: The other one I improvised with the ballet – with Wayne McGregor – I improvised the whole tune, believe it or not, and I said, “I’ll write you something else.” He goes, “No, that’s fine.”

[Everyone laughs]

Patrick: I improvised with the dancers. He goes – I said, “Do you like this?” He goes, “Yeah, we love it.””Okay, well, keep it.”

[Matt and Micah laugh]

Patrick: So that’s a true story. That’s a true story.

Matt: All right. Well, thank you so much, Patrick Doyle.

Patrick: No, it’s my pleasure.

Matt: It was real great talking to you.

Patrick: It’s my real pleasure, okay?

Matt: Okay, well…

Micah: Yeah. Thank you.

Matt: …you have fun hosting a film screening. There are going to be so many people there wanting to ask you so many questions.

Patrick: I’m looking forward to it very much.

Matt: Okay.

Micah: All right. Thank you.

Patrick: Okay. Cheers, guys. Bye!

Matt: Cheers!

Micah: Bye!

Patrick: Bye bye!

Andrew: All right, there you have it. Matt and Micah, great job! As – as – as you guys know it was a very last minute interview. It sort of came out of nowhere but you guys pulled it off.

Micah: Yup.

Andrew: Did great!

Laura: Yeah, great job guys!

Matt: It was very last minute.

Andrew: Yeah, I – I was nervous. Because…

Micah: Why were you nervous?

Andrew: Because Matt had to record and I was afraid he may screw something up.

Micah: Oh, he did a great job.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: He took care of it.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: I – I am very proud of myself. And honestly…

[Micah laughs]

Matt: …I was scared for myself too. I really thought I was going to mess it up.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Well, thanks again to Syracuse University and David Ressack who is the Head of their Music program up there who was kind enough to orchestrate, no pun intended…

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: …the interview process.

Matt: You went there!

Andrew: You should have done that with…

Laura: You are a funny guy.

Andrew: You should have done that with Patrick.

Micah: I did go there.

Andrew: I don’t know how, but anyway…

Matt: Yeah, well, we were laughing enough during the interview. It was good. It’s all good.

MuggleCast 170 Transcript (continued)


Harry Potter Lexicon on Shelves


Andrew: Moving along, we have some other interesting information to talk about today. Recently, the Harry Potter Lexicon was released on store shelves. What do you know? And as everyone remembers, we did a lengthy episode about the trial, and a lot of people enjoyed it because they thought we were very fair to both sides, and we broke it down how it should be broken down, and just in general, everyone really liked the episode. Now, Eric has a unique angle on this, because he recently picked up the book and also went to a book signing of Steve’s.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Right?

Eric: Yeah. Steve is on tour at the moment, actually, just visiting several local bookstores and – with the Lexicon. Actually, I went to – it was Steve and also fellow author – there are four people who wrote, in the end, this book version of the Lexicon. John Kearns was also there at the time…

Andrew: Mhm.

Eric: …and this was at the Magic Tree in Oak Park, Illinois, wher
e MuggleNet had their Book 7 and Book 5 release.

Andrew: Mhm.

Matt: Hmm.

Andrew: Now, you saw him and met him, right?

Eric: Yes, yes I did.

Andrew: Yeah. Now, when you saw him, did you start – did this start playing in your head?

[Clip from trial episode plays]

Andrew: [announcer voice echoing] And in this corner, looking not a day over twelve years old, breaking down at the podium, Steve Vander Ark!

[Clip ends]

Andrew: Did that play through your head? Did you have a flashback?

Eric: I’m pretty sure that that is always on a loop playing in my head somewhere ever since you did do that.

Andrew: [laughs] I see.

Matt: That’s because he never stops playing it.

Eric: But…

Andrew: No.

Eric: No, I actually – that did not particularly go through my head, Actually, Roger Rapaport was also there in the bookstore.

Andrew: He’s the owner of RDR Books.

Eric: Yes. He was there as well, which was very interesting. But they actually did a trivia night, a trivia sort of contest. There were…

Andrew: Mm.

Eric: …a few people who showed up. They did trivia. My team won! Yay! Go – what were we, Kristen? What was our team? The flobberworms! Go flobberworms!

Andrew: So Eric, I was in Barnes & Noble last night and I saw the Lexicon, it was there. There was – it was there. It was on sale. And I Twittered it, and I was like, “Hm, this looks interesting,” and – you know, to get some people responding, and – on Twitter – and, a lot of people were surprised that it’s actually out. And, I guess the fansites didn’t really post that it ended up coming out, but it did, and – like a month ago, right?

Eric: Yeah, January 16th I think, Amazon says. So, it would be a month…

Andrew: Obviously, yeah.

Eric: I think the day this airs, or something.

Andrew: Yeah. Now, what about the book itself? I’ve paged through it, but you’ve read the whole thing?

Eric: Yeah, let’s do a little timeline here in keeping with – because a lot of people are confused; a lot of people didn’t know it came out. What happened was, you guys remember the court case, and a few months later the judge came out with a verdict. Well, in that verdict, he actually took the manuscript of what at that time was The Harry Potter Lexicon and went through it, basically page by page, and noted and decided for himself and for the law what was and wasn’t compliant with the Fair Use Doctrine, and what could and couldn’t be – basically used. And so, what happened was he returned that manuscript to RDR and Steve Vander Ark took it and basically spent the next few months basically taking the Lexicon and cutting and adding everything that was requested of him from the judge. And so what this is, actually, the book that is on the shelves is an approved, legal version of The Harry Potter Lexicon, believe it or not. They took – he added a lot more commentary. Steve said he basically rewrote the entire thing. They added lots of commentary and took out – for instance, I know they took out things from the Quidditch Through the Ages and Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, because a lot of that – Steve explained it pretty well. With the – taking it out of the books you can paraphrase, but if you take something out from what is already in encyclopedia format and put it in encyclopedia format, it’s kind of – that’s a direct copy. It’s a lot – that’s where you get into the really illegal stuff, because you are not able to produce anything new as you would by sort of translating. So, all that’s gone, and they cut a lot of other stuff, and basically just reworked the book. And now, so – what happened was, J.K.R. issued a press release from – I believe it was through her publisher – and they said, you know…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: …”We are aware that this new book is going on, we appreciate the effort that – and that everything was resolved with the court case.” So basically, the book is now out, and it’s selling, and Steve is going on these – meeting in several book stores. I know he has been in Michigan and Chicago so far; I don’t know where he’s going. But they are holding trivia, and all the trivia is from this book, and basically doing some signings and stuff, which is really interesting, really just gathering on a small scale – just the knowledge. And everywhere he goes, he’s telling people, “Yes, this is legal.” It’s the first thing he explains.

Andrew: Nice. Now, I looked through it. So it’s sort of laid out like – each page has two columns, and then – it’s basically still an encyclopedia…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: And each thing’s got a couple of sentences, explanation of each term or name of person and such and such.

Eric: Yeah, yeah. It’s in alphabetical order.

Andrew: And it’s pretty lengthy, too. What is it, like 380 pages or something like that.

Eric: Yeah, yeah. It’s a doozy. It’s a doozy. It’s really – but, I mean, when you think about it, this is – I mean, Steve’s been working on it for what, ten years now? But it’s a complete compendium of all the terms and creative usages – of J.K. Rowling in the Harry – that appear in the Harry Potter series and all extremities of that.

Andrew: Right. Well, it certainly seems like a good thing – a good way for you to – if you need to – and I was reading reviews on Amazon too, people have been reviewing it favorably. If you do need a quick reference, you can sort of just pick it up and – index – go to “B” and find information about Bertie Botts or whatever you need.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: So that’s…

Micah: Whats’ the – Eric, whats the upside to doing that as opposed to doing it online?

Eric: That’s interesting. It’s a good question. Personally, the setbacks are: there’s no search feature. So, for instance, I was reading…

Micah: [laughs] Well, obviously.

Eric: …something the other day and I needed to figure out where I had read that in the book, so I went online to find it. But the – honestly, Micah, I’m going to be honest with you, I don’t use the website. The Harry Potter Lexicon website, I have used maybe five times, when I need to search for stuff. It’s true. I know a lot of people use it plenty more times than me, but now that I have this book, and this book – like I said, it just made me feel so in awe of J.K. Rowling’s works because of all of the different entries that Steve and the other three authors have just compounded and figured out all the stuff they can about them. Having the book is an experience all to itself, that I don’t think viewing online can give anyone. Plus, you know, websites go down, and…

[Andrew laughs]

Matt: Oh my god…

Andrew: “In case the Lexicon ever goes down, you have this book!”

Matt: You have their version…

Eric: I mean – I mean in…

Andrew: By the way, Eric is getting paid – Eric is getting paid…

Eric: Actually…

Andrew: …five hundred dollars for positively talking about this.

[Micah laughs]

Eric: I wish I were, but I’m…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: …happy to say that I’m doing this by my own will. I mean, honestly, I love this book. It’s really good. I’m glad that it came out, that it’s legal most of all…

Matt: What kind of person would use a companion book? I mean, other than a person who has like a Harry Potter website…

Andrew: Well…

Matt: …that needs a quick reference.

Andrew: I think people would use companion books.

Matt: For, like, reports and things?

Eric: What are you talking about? Most of the fans in the world have companion books that they buy.

Matt: Well most the fans of Harry Potter have read the series a billion times!

Andrew: But you still need…

Eric: But they still haven’t read this.

Andrew: Yeah, Matt, you’re just arguing for arguing’s sake.

Eric: Yeah…

Andrew: You need to check a quick fact, for example: if I had the Lexicon book, I would definitely use it if we were recording MuggleCast, and I needed to check up on a fact of something we were talking about. Definitely.

Eric: But this book also – I mean, this book lays down what is not only canon, but properties of spells and how that stuff works. You don’t get that without having to find it in the story otherwise. And…

Micah: Right. What does it offer that’s different from the website? Anything?

Eric: A hands on sort of thing.

Micah: Well, I mean…

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: …is there any content in there that you can’t find on the website?

Eric: Yeah. Yeah, there is. The comment – the comments most importantly, because a lot of the stuff that can be done online can’t be done in book, and vice versa, so there is a lot of commentary going on…

Micah: Okay.

Eric: …a lot of explanations that don’t appear on the site that I’ve noticed.

Andrew: So what’s everyone think about this now, in hindsight of the court case. You know, it’s been a long time coming. It was almost about a – we’re almost coming up to the year anniversary of when that court trial was. It’s kind of…

Micah: Right.

Andrew: I guess everyone’s sort of over it, I think, at this point. [laughs]

Eric: Yeah. This was a big deal. This split across the fandom. I mean, for a solid block of time, you couldn’t walk down Fifth Avenue in New York City in Harry Potter robes without getting mugged. I mean, it was pretty freaking dangerous out.

Andrew: I must say, I had to go in about four bookstores before I actually found a copy, and not because their stores aren’t selling them – I mean, I was going into Borders and Barnes & Noble stores – but because they were actually sold out. Because I would go – we would ask people. And honestly, I hate asking for Harry Potter books. I guess I’m insecure…

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: …so I had Matt do it…

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: …and then they’re like, “Oh yeah, well we had one copy left, but it sold out” or whatever. But yeah, so I think it’s – it sort of looks like it’s been selling well. I mean, it doesn’t look like it’s going to be breaking any records, but, you know, whatever.

Micah: That was the question I had for Eric, though. Was – do you think that the negative press that it received from the trial is going to have an impact on its sales overall?

Andrew: I don’t think so.

Eric: This is – I don’t – I think it’s going to be interesting, but it’s made clear – I think even on the spine of the book or in the forward – exactly what has happened post court case, and the book was completely revamped after the court case, so this is sort of a – it distances itself from that publication that was contested in court.

Andrew: I’m reading an article, it said it had 30,000 pre-orders, too. So that’s not bad, before it came out.

Micah: Well, I mean, it could have the opposite effect to, bad press doesn’t always lead to lower sales.

Andrew: Oh, any press is good press.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: When I write a book, I’m going to cause controversy first, to make sure everyone knows about it.

Eric: Actually, and looking back to something that Steve looks at, he said before this court case – and I know what we did on MuggleCast, which was an excellent episode of MuggleCast, where we took the Fair Use Doctrine, and disassembled, and broke it down, just like they were doing in court, to try and figure out how we felt about it. What Steve said is basically this court case, although it was very emotional for himself and for everyone in the fandom, it can now be used as a reference point for Fair Use Doctrine and copyright law. This was something that had not happened before, and in that respect, now if someone else wants to do a compendium, they know exactly where the line is driven. Because we were seeing how it was kind of vague, the Fair Use Doctrine. And this court case, if anything, has now eliminated that vagueness. That was, I think, a positive that Steve was looking at when I asked him.

Andrew: All right. Well, thank you Eric for that report, and your check is in the mail.

Eric: [laughs] Honestly guys, it’s a good book. I mean, I can’t imagine how much time it must have take to compile all of this. It’s just unbelievable. And for JKR to write it, and – this takes genius to even assemble something like this, something as massive as J.K. Rowling’s world, for him to be able to keep it all in order and provide this is – and for the other authors, too – this is – I love it. I’m very happy that I bought the book, and…

Matt: I kind of want to…

Eric: I think on the website – to answer – sorry, Matt…

Matt: I was just saying, I kind of want to see what J.K. Rowling’s encyclopedia’s going to look like compared to this.

Eric: I don’t think it’ll be the same as the thing, and I never did!

Andrew: I think Steve will take her to court for infringing on his book. That’d be a cool twist.

[Matt laughs]


Favorites


Andrew: Let’s move on now to Favorites this week. It’s Valentine’s Day edition, because…

Matt: [sings] “Love is in the air.”

Andrew: …because this week is Valentine’s day – week. We’re going to play “person you’d like to date in the – favorite person you’d like to date in the Potter series, and why.” Now, you know, if you had to date somebody in the Harry Potter series, who would it be? Because, if you were at Hogwarts, who would you be going after? And I want to start with Micah, because…

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: I feel like he…

[Eric and Matt laugh]

Micah: Because why?

Andrew: Well, because you love the books, and you are very vocal about your love for characters on the show sometimes.

Micah: Yeah. Let’s see. I would – hmm. I like – well, later on in the series, there’s an interesting thing about Lavender Brown.

[Piano music plays]

Micah: She’s kind of interesting. The way – she’s a little promiscuous. Not that’s a good quality to look for.

Matt: The way she looks at you, and the way she says “hi” when she’s walking down the hall.

Micah: That’s pretty good.

Andrew: Sorry, who did you say? I got lost in your voice.

Micah: Who, Matt’s voice?

Andrew: No, yours.

Micah: Oh, my voice.

[Andrew laughs]

Matt: Baby, I’d be so good to you.

Andrew: Who’d you say? No, Matt. Stop.

Matt: Okay.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Who’d you say, Micah?

Micah: I said Lavender Brown.

Andrew: Oh, of course.

Micah: Later on in the series.

Andrew: Do you find her attractive?

Micah: I find Jessie Cave attractive.

Andrew: Okay.

Eric: Micah’s into crazy people.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Why? Why’s she crazy? You mean the actress, or the character?

Eric: She calls him “Won-Won.” No, the character in the book.

Micah: Oh, okay.

Eric: She calls him “Won-Won,” for crying out loud. What would she call you? “Wicah-Wicah”?

Matt: “Mi-Mi.”

[Everyone laughs]

Matt: “Tanny-Tanny.”

Andrew: Okay. Well, thank you, Micah. That’s…

Eric: Do you really want that, Micah? Do you really want that?

Micah: Well…

Matt: I think he wants it. He wants it bad.

Eric: Snogging in corridors?

Micah: Hey, whatever works.

Eric: That’s true.

Micah: I mean, who else is there? The easy one out is Fleur, but..

Eric: Oh, jeez.

Micah: …but she only comes around every couple of years.

Matt: Or not at all.

Andrew: Yeah. Nick, how about you?

Nick: This is really tricky, and it took me ages. Honestly, I’d probably end up with a Hermione type, just because she’s sensible and brave and determined.

Andrew: Ooh. Does this have anything to do with Emma Watson?

Nick: Maybe. It helps, but – no, I think even if Emma Watson wasn’t playing her, they’re the qualities I would go for. Not just the looks. You know who’d be really great, though? Luna, because if you ever forgot her birthday you could pretend you got her a present and it was stolen by Nargles.

Andrew: Yeah.

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: He’s thinking ahead. He’s thinking to wooing and stuff.

Matt: He goes for the whole picture.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Somebody on Twitter chose Luna too. We’ll get to that in a minute. Eric, how about you?

Eric: I would have to say Tonks, actually. I would choose Tonks to date.

Andrew: She is quite sexy.

Eric: She’s sexy, she’s got the pink hair, and she’s also really low maintenance. She would never ask you, “Do these pants make my butt look big?” because she could just change that.

Andrew: Ah, yes.

Micah: She could change a lot of things.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: She could change a lot of things. So that’d be pretty cool.

Andrew: Well, she would probably good then for a abusive husband who may not – who may be very, what’s the word I’m looking for? Just very needy, or wants his wife or love interest to be perfect physically.

Eric: Are you calling me an abusive husband?

Andrew: No, I’m saying Tonks could appeal – Tonks could be…

Matt: Yes, that’s exactly what he’s saying.

Eric: And she could also be quite the dominatrix.

Andrew: Yes.

Matt: Whoa.

Micah: Wow. This is turning into quite the segment. While we’re at it, Rita Skeeter. I figured I should throw her out there. At least in the movies.

Andrew: Oh yeah.

Eric: Alone in the closet with her and her quill…

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Eric: I’d just get nightmares.

Micah: I don’t know about it going that far.

Eric: I think I’d get nightmares, Micah. I’m not seeing in it. I’m not seeing the Skeeter. Skeeterbug.

Matt: This is getting awkward, guys.

Andrew: Matt, how about you?

Matt: If I had to pick, it would probably be…

Micah: McGonagall?

Matt: You know what? Maybe she’s got few rings on her mouth, but…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!

Matt: I would say…

Andrew: Meaning she’s old.

Matt: Yeah, meaning she’s old because you know, the tree, count the rings.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Um…

Eric: [coughs] I’m coughing up hairballs.

Matt: …I would choose Katie Bell.

Eric: Why?

Andrew: Oh, that’s so nice.

Matt: Yeah, that’s why I’d choose her, because she’s so nice and sweet. And she plays Quidditch, so you know she’s fit.

Andrew: Mhm.

Matt: And I mean, she had that little mishap in Half-Blood Prince, but she seems to be very nice in the films, and that’s what I really like the most, people who are sweet and nice and very loyal to their friends.

Andrew: Yeah, I mean, personally I like the Tonks choice, that was a good idea, Eric. I think either her or – I don’t know, there’s just something about Umbridge that…

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: …the commanding, always being…

Micah: Now that’s a dominatrix.

Andrew: …being in control…

Matt: Total dominatrix.

Andrew: You know, just always being in control. I really like that.

Micah: Oh, yeah. She would be in control.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: I just really like…

Eric: Actually, there’s something in the Lexicon…

Matt: Where’s Laura? We need a – we need some estrogen in here.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Yeah, we do.

[Micah laughs]

Eric: Now, guys, there’s something in the Lexicon about centaurs, and centaurs in Greek mythology, they mate with human women. And so the Harry Potter when – at the end of book five, when Dolores gets carried off in the forest.

[Andrew, Eric, and Matt laugh]

Eric: That’s a bit ambiguous.

Matt: Nice.

Eric: I never knew that before, so that was a nice tie-in. That was nice.

Eric: Where’s Laura?

Andrew: Oh, yeah, we lost Laura. Her Internet died. Um, so…

Micah: Oh.

Andrew: Yeah. All right, now let’s hear what some Twitter people said. Our Twitter question of the week: Who would you want to date in one of the Harry Potter books? And the first one from The Ry Guy, he says, “Hermione, because my last girlfriend cheated on me with a dude named Ron. This would be my revenge.” [laughs]

Eric: Wow.

Andrew: I like that, that’s good.

Matt: Oh, yeah, revenge on Valentine’s Day, that’s awesome.

Andrew: Chris V says, “Luna Lovegood. She never worries about anything, and that’s really special nowadays.” So true.

Matt: That’s so true.

Andrew: Tricia Chocsky says, “Neville. He’s smart, caring, funny, and turns out to be confident and a brave leader. His quiet dignity sets him apart, as well.” That’s nice. Princess Fox says, “I think young Tom Riddle would have been interesting to date. Could he ever have been able to connect with a person like that?”

Eric: Oh, I don’t want to find out.

Andrew: I don’t think so.

Eric: She likes dangerous guys.

Matt: It didn’t end really good with him.

Andrew: Yeah, could you imagine Tom Riddle with a girl? That’d be so weird.

Matt: Well, I mean, he did have women, I mean…

Andrew: Mattyza says, “Hm, I’d probably say Hermione. Brains and beauty is always a great combination.” I agree. That’s why I would pick Hermione.

Eric: [laughs] The next one…

Andrew: No, really. Oh, Camie1975 says, “Is it bad if I say Cedric Diggory because he’s Edward? Just saying.”

Eric: Yes.

Andrew and Matt: Oh.

Matt: Oh my Edward.

Andrew: A little Twilight reference there.

Eric: Yes.

Andrew: Alyssa Cullen says, “I would date Sirius Black. I love his attitude and the way he carries himself with confidence.” I know Elysa would sure – for sure would date either Sirius or Remus. She’s big fans of both.

[Matt laughs]

Eric: Yeah. Only together. Double or nothing…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: …with Elysa.

Andrew: KristinTHS says, “Hagrid, of course. He’s lovable, compassionate, and oh-so-handsome. I love the coat and beard lol.”

Eric: Ew. She’d get…

Andrew: I would date Hagrid.

Eric: …tangled up in his beard and fur and…

[Andrew laughs]

Andrew: [In a girly voice] I love your beard, Hagrid. [Imitating Hagrid] Thank you.

Matt: Hagrid’s an emotional mess, though. If you ever had any skeletons in your closet or anything and you told him, he would tell everybody.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Or if you broke up with him. He’d be so upset.

Eric: Yeah, and then he’d like drink tubs and tubs of brandy…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: …and then only get drunker and wander into the forest.

Matt: And die. Is that what you’re going for?

Eric: No, no, he wouldn’t die, that’s the thing.

Matt: You’re so negative, Eric!

Eric: He’d just wake up the next day feeling even sorrier for himself, and then…[sighs] I would not date Hagrid.

Andrew: [laughs] Twisted Logic X says, “Roger Davies, because he’s a stud muffin.” Who is Roger Davies? I don’t even know. I can’t remember.

Eric: He’s the Quidditch – oh let me look it up in my Lexicon! Hold on.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Davies, Davies, Davies.

Matt: Why don’t we look it up on the Internet?

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Eric: Davies, Davies, Davies. Let’s see who gets there faster. Davies, Roger. “A popular, athletic Ravenclaw student. A year or two older than Harry.” References, Goblet of Fire, number two, number three. There we go.

Andrew: MrsCullen2916, “I would date Ron because he’s super hilarious and I like that in a guy. I’m goofy so I like guys that are goofy, too.”

Matt: Where are you getting these?

Andrew: Well hey, MrsCullen, I’m goofy. I’m reading them off Twitter.

Matt: Okay.

Andrew: So maybe I’ll do a couple others.

Eric: Roger Davies is also a chaser and a captain.

Andrew: One other person said…

Matt: Let it go, Eric.

Andrew: One other person said – I lost it – one other person – Lyric of the Day said, “Arthur Weasley, because he has a car.”

[Eric laughs]

Nick: That can fly! That’s always a good reason.

Matt: That car is fly.

Andrew: And lastly, Berdacia says, “Remus Lupin, because the only thing sexier than werewolves is reading.” I think there might be a little throw to Alex Carpenter there, too, from The Remus Lupins, perhaps. So there you go, there’s some Valentine’s Day love.

Matt: Aw!

Andrew: Is anyone going on some hot Valentine’s Day dates tomorrow?

Matt: No.

Andrew: Nah. Nick?

Nick: I shared all my loving out this episode, with you guys.

Andrew: We can find you one on the show. Can we find you a girlfriend on the show?

Nick: That would be fantastic.

Eric: No, because this show airs Sunday.

Andrew: That would be huge ratings. No, well I just mean for whatever. [laughs]

Matt: You know, really, what I was always looking forward to on Valentine’s Day was the day after, when everyone had the sale on the candy.

Andrew: Oh yeah, that’s true. What a nerdy thing to say.

Matt: Oh whatever!

Andrew: I can’t wait for it to end, so I can get the sale on chocolate.

Matt: That’s not a nerd, that’s a person who likes to eat chocolate.

Eric: Actually, how can chocolate even last that long in Los Angeles with it being all like ninety degrees there and stuff?

Andrew: It’s kinda cold right now.

Matt: It’s cold, it’s rainy right now. It’s like, wet.

Eric: In February.


This Week in MuggleCast History


Andrew: Anyway, moving along, This Week in MuggleCast History – we haven’t done this segment in a while, and I found one that – what I think is one of our best intros, and it has nothing to do with Harry Potter. This was Episode 77, it was February 17, 2007, so it was two years ago now, and we’re talking about the weather. So take a listen to this.

Andrew: I thought we would start off the show this week by talking about the weather. Because we don’t talk about…

Ben: The weather?

Andrew: Yeah, the weather.

Ben: All right.

Andrew: Ben, what’s the weather like in Kansas?

Ben: It’s cold. I was talking to Mikey last night and it was nine degrees here.

Andrew: Wow.

Ben: Yep. Nine.

Andrew: Mikey, what’s the weather like – where do you live, first of all?

Mikey: I live in Fullerton, California. Currently, I’m looking at my widget right now; it says it’s 73 degrees. So, it’s uh…

Andrew: Wow.

Mikey: Kind of warm.

Andrew: Yeah, come to think of it, we’re all over the world here. Eric, what’s the temperature like in New Zealand?

Eric: Well, it just happens right now to be a very chilly 66 degrees Fahrenheit.

Andrew: Hm, darn.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Kevin, how’s the weather up in Connecticut?

Kevin: It’s cold.

Andrew: Cold?

Kevin: Feels like negative one degree.

Andrew: Kevin, you sound like you have a cold.

Kevin: I…

Andrew: Do you have a cold?

Kevin: I do have a cold, quite a bad cold.

Andrew: Aw, Kevin under the weather. Kevin’s got a blue screen of death.

Kevin: Yeah.

[Everyone laughs]

Mikey: [laughing] For Vista.

Andrew: Well, I got…

Mikey: It does that arrow effect with the blue screen, you know.

[Eric and Kevin laugh]

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: It says, “You fail, you fail! You lose! Restart!”

Andrew: Hee hee, yay, Vista! Well, I got news for everyone. It is about to heat up in here.

[Mikey laughs]

Eric: Whoa ho, ho, ho.

Andrew: Look out, here it comes…

[Ben laughs]

Andrew: I’m Andrew Sims.

Ben: I’m Ben Schoen.

Andrew: So…

Micah: Had a little difference in voice there.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Your voice was darker then.

Andrew: It may have been…

Matt: Darker. [laughs]

Andrew: Deeper. I think it was the compression, how the show was compressed.

Matt: Yeah.


Chicken Soup for the MuggleCast Soul


Andrew: And lastly today, to wrap up the show, another segment we haven’t done in a while: Chicken Soup. This is Tough Economy Edition. As everyone knows, America’s not doing well…

Micah: Did I write that?

Andrew: Huh? Is this yours?

Micah: Did I write that?

Andrew: No. [laughs] Micah, do you want to say what you did today, or no?

Micah: Yeah, I was actually over at the unemployment office. You’re forced to make at least one appearance for, like, an unemployment workshop when you file for unemployment, at least in New York State. So that’s what I was doing today. It was a lot of fun.

Andrew: I’m sure you were proud to be there.

Micah: Oh yeah, it was great. It was amazing. It was a complete waste of time.

Andrew: Anyway, well maybe…

Micah: Want to see your government dollars at work? Go to a place like that.

Andrew: Maybe this caller can help you out ’cause he’s telling us how MuggleCast has helped him deal with the tough economy.

Matt: Okay, let’s hear this.

Andrew: You may not understand why he’s in the tough economy situation at first, but I’ll explain afterwards.

Joel: Hey MuggleCasters. This is Joel, 22, from Michigan and I’m just calling in with a Chicken Soup. I sent you one in an email a while ago and you read it on the air, so I just wanted to share another one. Recently at work, it’s been very, very hectic. I work at a Subway, and I’m one of the closers, and we have to be done within half an hour after being closed, and lately it’s just been next to impossible. We have a new boss and she’s just asking for the impossible, but it’s been really great because after I’ve closed I put on MuggleCast and I listen to stuff and the time seems to fly by. I actually don’t think I’m able to finish in half an hour if it wasn’t for you guys, so thank you so much for everything that you guys have done. Keep up the great work.

Andrew: So there you go. He’s being rushed to close the store early so they don’t have to pay him more than they absolutely have to.

Matt: Right. I understand that.

Andrew: So there you go. Tough economy edition.

Matt: Mhm.

Micah: Yep.

Andrew: And, you know, always good to hear how the show’s helping out everyone else.


Smartmouths


Micah: Well, Andrew, speaking of the economy, we have a new show that we’ve been working on – we’ve done a pilot episode for it. And it’s not all to do with the economy, but the economy is an important topic these days, and we’re doing a show that relates to a lot of different topics. And we’re really not holding ourselves back at all, are we?

Andrew: Yeah, we’re really excited about this new podcast. Yes, we are doing a new podcast, Smartmouthspodcast.com. This is a podcast between me, Micah, Matt, Laura, Elysa, Kevin – Kevin Stoeck is back, Penny – she’s been on a couple episodes of MuggleCast, and her husband, Greg who hosts HP Prognostications with her.

Matt: Basically, it’s a show where we talk about whatever we want.

Andrew: Yeah, we sent out a podcast pilot a couple days ago, and people have really been enjoying it, if you saw the link on Facebook. If not, go to Smartmouthspodcast.com and you can see the iTunes link to go subscribe and check it out. We’re doing the show weekly and it’s a lot of fun.

Micah: Yeah.

Matt: It does have explicit content on the podcast as well.

Andrew: Yes, which makes it extra exciting. But if you’re little, don’t listen.

[Micah laughs]

Matt: It’s not for the little kiddies.


Show Close


Andrew: [laughs] Right. So that’s about it. That’s all we’ve got for the show this week. I do want to do a quick plug just for Mugglenet in general. Nick, Micah, and I in particular, and Eric’s played a role in this, too. We’ve been revamping the site inside and out. Many sections that haven’t been updated in a while are now being updated at a more regular rate. And we’re just making it our goal to get Mugglenet back moving again, because some of the content has not been updated like it should be. So, I highly recommend keeping an eye out on that updates box on Mugglenet.com – it’s on the right side. You’ll see what’s been going on around the site, and a lot has been going on. We’ve had two new recipes added to the Rosemerta’s Recipes section…

Micah: Oh! Now there’s somebody…

Andrew: What?

Micah: There’s somebody you could throw out for going on a date with – Madam Rosemerta.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: I think Ron’s already been there, done that.

Nick: Ron fancies her.

Micah: Well, sloppy seconds. What are you going to do?

[Show music begins – the music is played at such a high volume as to drown out what Andrew is saying in the show outro]


Bloopers


Eric: Whoa, that was flawless.

Laura: Ooh! [laughs]

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: That was wonderful. Andrew’s getting a little excited there.

Andrew: That made me happy. Uh, okay.

Eric: Are you good?

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Okay.

Transcript #169

MuggleCast 169 Transcript


Show Intro


[Intro music begins playing]

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[“Innuendo” by Queen begins to play]

Andrew: Because we have yet another Half-Blood Prince trailer, this is MuggleCast Episode 169 for January 23rd, 2009.

[Music continues]

[Show music begins playing]

Andrew: And good morning! I couldn’t hear myself, sorry. [clears throat] MuggleCast Live. It’s a new day. We have a new trailer, and we have a wonderful panel here today. First up, Ben Schoen’s back. Hey, Ben.

Ben: How are you?

Andrew: I’m good, Ben. How are you?

Ben: I’m great.

Andrew: Good.

Ben: You know, doing school and all that.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: It’s going well.

Andrew: Mhm. Thanks for joining us. Laura’s also here. Hi, Laura.

Laura: Hey!

Andrew: Love you.

Laura: It’s good to be here again.

Andrew: Yeah. Sorry, is there something wrong with doing two live shows in a week!?

Laura: No, no, nothing at all. It’s fantastic.

Andrew: Excellent, excellent.

Laura: You know I live for this kind of thing.

Ben: I think we should do a live show every week.

Andrew: [laughs] I’d do one every day.

Laura: Will you actually be here?

Andrew: Ooh.

Ben: Huh? If we did a live show every week I’d be here.

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah right.

Ben: Live shows are so much fun.

Andrew: They are, they are.

Ben: They are.

Andrew: Also, Micah’s here.

Ben: They’re better than doing a regular show.

Andrew: I think so. Hey Micah.

Micah: Hey. What’s up?

Andrew: Nothing. You?

Micah: Not too much.

Andrew: And also, Nick’s here. Hey Nick.

[Laura laughs]

Nick: Hey Andrew. Thanks for having me back on.

Andrew: Hey, no problem. Like I said, the fans love to hear the wonderful English voice of Nick. So there you go.

Ben: Hey, don’t cheapen Nick down to just his English voice.

Andrew: [laughs] I’m not!

Ben: He has much more to contribute than just that, Andrew.

Andrew: He does. He absolutely does. I’m just saying the fans love Nick partially because he’s English. Isn’t that right, Nick?

Nick: Mainly because I’m English, yeah. [laughs]


Announcement: MuggleSpace Close to 10,000 Members


Andrew: [laughs] Okay. So actually, we have a very exciting announcement to kick off the show. And I only spoke to Ben about this, so I hope you all are very excited. We’re actually very close 10,000 members on MuggleSpace. We actually have 9,934 members, so I thought it would be exciting if maybe the people in the live stream right now could possibly help us break the 10,000 mark, and then we’ll have a celebration. Wouldn’t that be fun?

Laura: Oh, that’s pretty cool.

Ben: Yeah, and that includes me. I haven’t even signed up for MuggleSpace yet.

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: I’m going to go sign up right now pushing us towards the 10,000. So, everybody join me right now on MuggleSpace.com. Let’s all sign…

Micah: Ben, what are you talking about? Your picture’s on so many different people’s profiles.

[Andrew laughs]

Laura: Your picture is everywhere.

Micah: I thought you joined like a thousand times. Yeah.

Ben: I’m actually going to be – I’m making a profile and all that.

Micah: Oh, okay. Did you know your picture was being used as the default?

Ben: I did know that actually, yes. I have been to MuggleSpace, I just didn’t create an account.

Andrew: There was actually – it was actually Mason’s idea to set the picture of you as the default picture.

[Andrew and Laura laugh]

Ben: Why exactly was that the idea? I’m just curious.

Andrew: Because it’s funny. Because it’s you.

Ben: Oh, thank you.


New HBP Trailer Released in Japan


Andrew: [laughs] It’s nothing personal. Anyway, we’re here, we’re live. Why are we here? A new trailer came out for Half-Blood Prince in Japan, actually. It wasn’t even a U.S. trailer. But it’s actually a surprisingly good trailer, if I do say so myself. Would everyone else agree?

Nick: Yeah.

Andrew: Don’t all speak at once! Laura? Hesitation?

Laura: Well, okay, it was cool to see some of the new scenes, and I kind of see that we have some comments on this later in the show. It was kind of poorly put together, I thought.

Andrew: Yeah. Well, let’s be honest. This isn’t – it didn’t even feel like a trailer. You know what I mean? It was kind of…

Laura: No, it felt like a T.V. ad.

Andrew: Yeah, and this Japanese television, I’ll tell you, you watch this video and there’s all this crap running at the same time as the trailer. It’s like, how distracting! But I guess that’s typical Japanese television. There’s all this stuff and these credits…

Micah: It looked like it was running after a movie.

Andrew: Yeah. Exactly.

Micah: If you looked at the bottom right hand corner of the video, there was a little box that had a scrolling list of credits. So it was almost like it was a T.V. show, or a movie, or something like that.

Andrew: Exactly. Yeah, so it was a bit strange. Not to mention that it took a while for this trailer to come out. It had aired on Japanese television, what, three or four days ago now? And just now, finally, somebody decided to put it on YouTube. Well, let’s go around the panel. Hey, Nick, how about your thoughts? What did you think about this trailer? What are we going to call it? A T.V. trailer?

Nick: Yeah, it was more of a T.V. trailer than anything, wasn’t it? Yeah, I loved seeing the new scenes. Like Laura said, it was poorly put together, but that didn’t bother me too much. It was just good to see something new.


Michael Gambon as Dumbledore


Andrew: Yeah. And what really stood out for me with this trailer was the acting. Particularly Dumbledore. He continues to please me in these trailers, and I don’t know about everyone else, but do you remember what he said in this trailer? The comment about traveling via – what were they doing? They were Apparating.

Laura: Oh yeah, he was like, “That was fun.”

Ben: Most people throw up the first time?

Andrew: Yeah, hold on, let me play the clip really quick. Boom. Boom.

[Trailer clip plays]

Andrew: [laughs] It was pretty funny!

Laura: That was pretty good.

Andrew: There’s a certain tone in Dumbledore’s voice, I think, tat – he’s different, isn’t he? We’ve seen four trailers now. Am I the only one who thinks he’s really going to be different in Half-Blood Prince?

Ben: No, he’s not.

Laura: Well, something you need to consider, though – I really don’t think in terms of acting, I don’t think he’s going to be different. But I think Dumbledore as a character was different in Half-Blood Prince.

Andrew: Mhm. He was weaker.

Laura: Yes, he was weaker, and he was sharing more information with Harry. He was more frank with him.

Andrew: Yeah.

Laura: I know that reading the books, I saw a change of him as a character, so I’m not really sure it’s due to Michael Gambon finally reading the books or something. I think it’s just the way Dumbledore’s character sort of evolved as the books wore on.

Andrew: Ben? Did you have something to say about it? I thought you were…

Ben: Oh, about the trailer in general?

Andrew: Well, about Dumbledore.

Ben: About Dumbledore.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: I mean, I don’t really think you can tell if Gambon has developed or changed much just by looking at a few trailer clips, but I hope that he portrays Dumbledore in a better way than he has in the past. But it’s gotten to the point where after a while, he’s been Dumbledore for so long that when I read the books, I think of Dumbledore – I just get it all mixed up anyways, so…

Andrew: Mhm.

Ben: …to me, in a way, he’s become Dumbledore, he’s made Dumbledore his own character.

Andrew: Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. There’s just this extra – different tone in his voice that I’m really, really enjoying. Nick, Micah, any thoughts about this?

Nick: Yeah, I’m really impressed with him in the trailer. From what I’ve seen, I think you’re right, there is a bit of a change. I think the Dumbledore in the book itself changes into – Gambon’s more serious, too, I agree what Laura said earlier.

Andrew: Yeah. Yeah, definitely.

Micah: Well, I think the first trailer that we looked over – Ben and I actually discussed the fact that Gambon was changing. And Ben said something along the lines of, “How can you really say that if you’ve only seen 30 seconds of him on the screen?” And he’s right about that. But I think as more and more trailers have now surfaced related to Half-Blood Prince, he does seem different. He seems like he’s much more into the role, and he seems more along the lines of the Dumbledore that I expected.

Andrew: Do you think it’s sort of like, “I’ve got one last chance to do this.” Like really, you know, “It’s my final shot,” so he’s really giving it his all? Or no?

Ben: I would say that not so much that, but more of the fact that he’s had several movies now to get into the role, and…

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: …he’s developed more as Dumbledore. And now maybe he’s got enough hate mail, enough flaming crap left on his doorstep…

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: …that he’s ready to be the Dumbledore we want to see.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: And we’re absolutely positive this has nothing to do with the revelation that Dumbledore is gay?

Ben: So you’re thinking that he’s being more of like – being a softer character?

Andrew: Well, sort of.

[Ben laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, because I mean, we – you know, right before the start of the film, we heard – of the start of them filming – there was that one thing from Dan Radcliffe saying, “Oh, yeah, he’s camping it up a bit.” And everyone was like, “Oh, he’s just joking, he’s not going to do that on film.” But I think he acts a little different, and I don’t know if it’s because of that, but something’s changing him. [laughs]

Micah: I don’t know. I agree with Ben, though, to the extent that we’re going to have to see the movie in full to know if he’s really changed…

Andrew: I guess so, but all these…

Micah: …compared to previous films.


Emma Watson Has Improved


Andrew: I guess. All these clips really have me. And then there’s this – Hermione, personally, I think she’s really advanced. And I know it’s just another one clip, but listen to this, listen to this clip.

[Trailer clip plays]

Andrew: Now, if that was in Sorcerer’s Stone

Laura: Oh my God.

Andrew: …she would be going, [in a whiney voice] “Do you honestly suspect that…” whatever she said. She’s changed as an actor, too. I think she sounds really serious in this role and she’s not that annoying girl that is in Sorcerer’s Stone. [laughs]

Ben: Well, they…

Laura: Yeah.

Ben: …they’ve grown up. They’ve grown up. They’ve matured as people and as actors, and it just really shows…

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: …because, like you said, there’s no – it’s not the same, and you don’t get annoyed by how bad their acting is, so…

Andrew: Right. Yeah.

Ben: They’ve come a long ways.

Laura: I agree with you, Andrew. Because in past films she kind of had a tendency to exaggerate her lines, like you were saying. And in this particular clip, at least, she just sounds more like the Hermione that I imagine in the books.

Andrew: Right.

Laura: Her tone is just softer, but at the same time, it’s so much better. She doesn’t need to use – she doesn’t need to accentuate every word to get her point across.

Andrew: Right.

Laura: So I really appreciate that she’s finally…

Andrew: Yeah.

Laura: …doing that.

Andrew: It’s just really refreshing. She’s very serious and it’s not annoying. It’s not a typical role. Now, I don’t think there’s enough proof for Rupert and Dan, but – Micah, were you about to say something?

Micah: No, but I will if you want me to. [laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, go ahead. I thought I heard a Micah.

Micah: No, no, no, no.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: No, I agree with what Ben said. They’re older now, so – and I would expect that her voice from Sorcerer’s Stone is completely different today. So she would obviously sound better then she would all those years ago. Probably almost ten years ago now.

Andrew: Yeah. But I think it has to do with the acting, too.

Micah: Oh, absolutely. But over time you mature.

Andrew: Mhm.

Micah: And she definitely has.


Emphasis on “The Chosen One”


Andrew: Yeah. Now, another thing with this trailer that I noticed, and we got a couple pieces of feedback about this – and I’m trying to see if we – I don’t think it’s in here. But there’s a lot of references to The Chosen One in this trailer, and the first reference is you see Snape doing it. He’s like – what was he – here we go, I’ve got the clip right here.

[Trailer clip plays]

Andrew: He sounds so – I think this is the deepest Snape we’ve ever heard from Alan.

[Laura laughs]

Micah: He’s awesome.

Andrew: Did you like that? Did you like that?

Micah: Yeah! I just think him playing Snape, it’s just perfect. There’s no other word to describe it. I just think he’s perfect in that role.

Andrew: Yeah. I don’t know, but that clip in particular really just freaks me out because he’s hit a new vocal low. It just sounds so incredibly low. [laughs]

Micah: Like creepy low?

Andrew: Yeah, exactly! Here, let’s listen again.

[Trailer clip plays again]

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: He sounds like…

Laura: He’s got his big boy voice.

Andrew: Yeah, yeah. It’s cool, sort of, but if you listen to it a couple times you realize how deep it sounds. Yeah, so then there’s that reference, and then they have the clip of Harry going, “But I am The Chosen One!” And I think there may have been one more reference, but I don’t know.

Micah: Hermione.

Andrew: Right, yeah.

Micah: When they’re in the library.

Andrew: Yeah. And then Harry says, “But I am…”

Nick: At the end.

Ben: “The Chosen One!”

Andrew: They do it at the end again, Nick?

Nick: Yeah, Dumbledore mentions it.

Andrew: Oh right. So is this going to be Harry Potter and The Chosen One? I mean, there’s a lot of references to it. It’s like – we get he’s The Chosen One, but – I don’t know. Do you think that’ll be one big emphasis in this movie?

Micah: Clearly, yeah.

Laura: Yeah.

Micah: I think it could show up on a poster.

Laura: I’m hoping they don’t do it every other line. That was one thing that annoyed me about the book, because they kept saying – there was that one scene where Harry was talking to Slughorn and he said, “I’m The Chosen One.” And I was like, “Oh God, are you Jesus or something? Shut up!”

[Andrew laughs]

Laura: I got so sick of him saying that, so I really hope they tone it down in the movie.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: He is The Chosen One, Laura.

Laura: We know!

Andrew: Yeah, well, I sort of think in this Japanese trailer, it may have been also – maybe it was for comedic value. Like, “The Chosen One. The Chosen One! The Chosen One.” I don’t know, if you spread four…

Laura: But would that translate like that? I mean, obviously, they’re just reading subtitles. Right? Like the Japanese subtitles?

Andrew: What do you mean? No, I mean, that’s what they said. They didn’t say it in the narration.

Laura: Yeah, yeah, I know, but there were subtitles in Japanese.

Andrew: Right.

Laura: And I’m assuming that if the subtitles were Japanese, most of the people watching it don’t speak English.

Andrew: Oh!

Laura: Would that translate…

Andrew: Oh, I see what you’re saying.

Laura: …as a joke? I don’t know.

Andrew: Yeah. Which kind of confused me, because the narration in this trailer was Japanese – like the guy doing the narration, the voiceover guy. And then the clips were English, so shouldn’t the – isn’t that weird? Shouldn’t the narration be English, too, and just do the whole thing Japanese subtitles?

Laura: Probably what they did was have someone do the narration in Japanese because we have our narration in English. And also because they can’t release a trailer fully in Japanese because they haven’t even dubbed the film yet. So they probably just got some random guy to dub over it, if you know what I’m saying, to kind of give more context to the trailer, to explain what’s going on.

Ben: Well, and if it’s going to be airing on Japanese T.V., it would probably make sense for there to be some Japanese in it.


Rating of the Film


Andrew: Yeah. No, you’re right. But it would be like us listening to – well, maybe that’s a bad example. Whatever. Just bringing it up for discussion sake. And the other thing is, yet, through all of this, it’s still a PG film. And I really got a dark impression in this trailer.

Ben: I mean, if Snape’s voice is going to be that low, it has to be PG-13.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: It looks pretty scary. I get nightmares.

Micah: Yeah. Well, not only that, but you look at the bridge being torn apart and the attack in Diagon Alley and all the fire that’s going on around Hagrid’s hut – Ben, I know you’re probably pretty upset about that. Those are all really dark scenes. Andrew, you just said that. But I can’t imagine, especially with Dumbledore dying, and I’m not sure how they do his death, but it’s still PG? I don’t know.

Andrew: Yeah. I’m so confused! I want to do an interview with the Motion Picture Association of America and be like, “Why!?” I don’t know. I mean, I think WB’s happy, because that just brings more people to the film. The little kids and their parents.

Ben: Do you think maybe – I don’t know if you discussed this before – do you think that they may perhaps had less – when the movies before were rated PG-13, do you think that an audience they were trying to attract they weren’t able to attract as much because of the PG-13 rating? And perhaps that’s why the PG would be important to them this time?

Andrew: That’s a good thought, but they did it for two films. Don’t you think they would have noticed that after Goblet of Fire?

Ben: Yeah, probably. I don’t know. Just thinking.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: I’m wondering if this movie was rated the first time around, when it was supposed to be released in November, and if it received the same type of rating.

Andrew: Oh, it must have. I mean – well, yeah. Some bloggers were like, “Oh, it’s just because the MPAA was just being generous or lenient that day.” I don’t know.

Micah: But do their rating systems change each year? You know? Does it go – like 2009, so now the standard for PG increases or decreases.

Ben: Yeah, because you would think with the constant degradation of society…

[Micah laughs]

Ben: …that for sure it would be harder – or actually, what’s PG-13 anymore isn’t – is a higher…

Micah: It’s R.

Ben: Yeah.

Andrew: Oh, that’s a good point, yeah. Because think about these days. These damn kids, they start cursing younger and younger every year.

[Laura and Micah laugh]

Andrew: But I don’t think – I mean, because then wouldn’t video game companies be making their ratings more lenient too?

Laura: Well, I think the difference is that movies have been around a lot longer than video games. I mean, if you look at movies from twenty years ago and you look at the rating, the rating probably makes no sense to us.

Andrew: Yeah. I’m looking at a list: the Top 8 PG-rated Movies That Should Not Have Been Rated PG. To be honest with you, I haven’t seen many of these personally, but Beetle Juice, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Jaws. I can’t believe Jaws was rated PG. I mean, that’s pretty violent.

Ben: Jaws was rated PG?

Andrew: Yeah, back in ’75.

Ben: Wow.

Andrew: Yeah. [laughs] Pretty bad. So maybe they were just feeling a little lenient, who knows? They should put a man-eating shark in Half-Blood Prince just to make it worse.

[Nick laughs]

Andrew: And they’d still get away with it.

Andrew: Thank you, Nick, for laughing. Because nobody else did.

[Everyone laughs]

Laura: I did.

Andrew: Oh, you did, Laura? Didn’t hear you.

Laura: Yeah, I did. I was trying to be nice to you, but, you know…

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: Any other…


MuggleSpace Update


Ben: Hey.

Andrew: What?

Ben: Just quickly here. I only see 9,907 MuggleSpace members, and I already took the time to sign up. So don’t let me down.

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: Come sign up.

Laura: Make a duplicate an account if you have to.

Andrew: I think that – well, no, no. I don’t want to encourage that. [laughs]

Ben: And I am in the chat, by the way. Some people in the chat are wondering if it was me, and I am in the chat. Come get in the MuggleCast chat.

Andrew: MuggleSpace…

Ben: The MuggleCast chat. MuggleSpace chat. What’s with all this Muggle? MuggleNet, MuggleSpace, MuggleCast.

Andrew: MuggleShop.

Ben: Can’t handle it.

Andrew: MuggleTunes.

Ben: Oh my.

[Andrew laughs]

Andrew: I think it’s a cool way of associating all of our things.

Ben: It’s like a brand.

Andrew: It is a brand.

Ben: Kind of like McDonald’s has the McChicken, McNuggets…

Andrew: Yeah. [laughs] Right.

Ben: MuggleSpace, MuggleNuggets.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Let’s do it. Let’s patent Muggle. Oh, wait. Should we take some calls? Or anyone else have any thoughts about the trailer?

Laura: Let’s take some calls.

Andrew: Okay, let’s take some calls. The number is 1-218-20-MAGIC in the United States. In the United Kingdom, and I don’t have the number. I think it’s 0-208-144-0677. Hey, got it memorized already. All right, let’s take the first call now. Hello, you’re on MuggleCast Live.

[Call disconnects]

Ben: Not anymore.

Andrew: Oh. See? Scaredy pants. Hello, you’re on MuggleCast Live.


Call: Confusing Japanese


Caller: Hello.

Andrew: Hi. What’s your name?

Caller: Edith.

Andrew: Edith, how are you?

Caller: Yeah. Good, good.

Andrew: So what did you think about the trailer?

Caller: I don’t know, the whole dubbing in Japanese thing was really confusing.

[Andrew laughs]

Caller: I know.

Andrew: But it wasn’t for you. It wasn’t for us.

Caller: I know.

Andrew: We shouldn’t even be talking about it.

Caller: Well, I know.

[Andrew and Edith laugh]

Andrew: Well…

Laura: I don’t think the voiceover should have been in Japanese.

Caller: It was just really confusing – distracting.

Andrew: Yeah, they were kind of distracting. Laura, can you speak Japanese?

Laura: No.

Andrew: Konichiwa!

Laura: [laughs] That’s pretty much it.

Andrew: Oui oui. Oh no, that’s French.

Caller: That’s French.

Andrew: Hey, are they going to make this a U.S. trailer, do you think, or what?

Caller: I think they should.

Andrew: Me too. [laughs] Hosts? Panelists?


Trailer is Badly Cut


Laura: If they’re going to make it a better trailer, sure.

Andrew: Yeah.

Laura: I’m still not impressed with how that was put together.

Andrew: Nick?

Nick: Yeah, I agree with Laura. If they put it together better then definitely.

Andrew: Yeah, I noticed at the beginning, too, when Dan’s talking there’s a cut between two of the things he’s saying. Like they didn’t even try to cover that up. It’s a pretty blatant cut. You know how he says like three sentences? After the first or second one there’s a cut to the next thing, and he moves ever so slightly. It’s hard to tell, but I noticed, and I was very upset. But yeah, it was poorly put together. [laughs] All right, Edith, well thank you for calling in!

Caller: You’re welcome!

Andrew: Buh-bye!

Caller: Bye!


Call: The Ring


Andrew: There’s Edith. She was displeased that the Japanese trailer was not made for us American visitors. Hello, you’re on MuggleCast Live! What’s your name?

Caller: Hey! My name is Ellen.

Andrew: Oh! What’s up Ellen? Are you Ellen DeGeneres?

Caller: I was on last week’s…

Andrew: I love your show.

Caller: Excuse me?

Andrew: Are you Ellen DeGeneres, host of the fabulous daytime talk show?

Caller: Of course.

Andrew: [laughs] Oh, wonderful!

Caller: Yeah, okay.

[Andrew and Laura laugh]

Andrew: What’s going on?

Caller: Sure.

Laura: Denied, Andrew.

[Andrew laughs]

Caller: Okay.

Andrew: What’s going on, Ellen?

Caller: I have two specific things from the trailer. Do you think the 1:04 – that might be the timestamp, I’m not sure – where someone was playing with their ring on their hand, do you think that was Tom Riddle’s hand?

Andrew: Hold on. I’m getting the video up. Does anyone else have the video up right now?

Caller: Okay, it’s like…

Andrew: 1:04 – oh! Maybe. That’s a good point. That’s a really short clip at 1:04 in.

Caller: Yeah. Kind of iffy.

Andrew: But right before that in the shot, Slughorn’s looking at something. Could it be he’s looking at the person putting on the ring?

Caller: I don’t know. Since it was in the whole Slughorn mix, I was thinking maybe it was part of his memory.

Andrew: Yeah. That’d be pretty cool.

Caller: [unintelligible] maybe.

Andrew: And it makes sense they wouldn’t show it for Voldemort. Like they wouldn’t show the face, just the person putting on the ring.


Call: Avoiding the PG-13 Rating


Caller: Yeah. And real quick, my question from last week – I kind of forgot it when I got on the show.

Andrew: [laughs] It’s okay.

Caller: [laughs] But anyway, this – here, I have it now. Do you think that they would cut out the battle and/or the funeral to avoid the PG-13 rating?

Andrew: Oh, good point. I don’t know.

Laura: Hmm.

Andrew: Laura?

Laura: I don’t know that the funeral would affect the rating. I would think that Dumbledore’s actual death would affect the rating more.

Andrew: Yeah. But we don’t even really see his death, right?

Laura: Well, I thought they just cut the funeral.

Andrew: Oh, that’s right.

Laura: I mean, if they cut his death I’d be really ticked off.

Andrew: Well, I mean, I can’t imagine you see him hitting the ground. I would cry. [laughs]

Laura: Well, yeah. That scene in the book – and that’s another thing I was wondering, because the scene in the book, basically it talked about how when he hit the ground, it clearly mangled his body because Harry was talking about how he was distorted and laying in an awkward position, and I’m not sure they’re going to show that in the movie…

Andrew: Right.

Laura: …considering the rating.

Andrew: Right.

Laura: So I’m kind of concerned.

Andrew: Yeah. Nick, what do you think?

Nick: If they cut the battle or the funeral scene – they’re cutting the funeral scene, right?

Andrew: Yeah, and they cut the battle too.

Nick: They’ve cut the battle too?

Andrew: Yeah. Well, because in David Heyman’s words, because it’s too repetitive.

Nick: Ah, right.

Andrew: But I guess they wouldn’t say they cut it to avoid the PG-13 rating because that would upset a lot of fans.

Nick: Yeah, definitely.

Ben: Except those younger than thirteen.

Andrew: What?

Ben: Nothing.

Andrew: Oh.

Ben: I said except those younger.


Ending of Movie a Mystery


Laura: So what exactly happens at the end of this movie, I’m wondering?

Andrew: Sorry, say that again.

Laura: I’m wondering what exactly is supposed to happen at the end of this movie.

Andrew: Well, didn’t Eric say there was something like there was going to be shots of everyone being sad or something? Because you know that shot of Hermione when she’s crying in the courtyard or whatever?

Caller: That was awkward.

Andrew: Yeah. That reminded me of the old Emma, not that one I played in the clip earlier. But yeah, I don’t know. I think it’s just going to be a really sad moment and everyone’s just sort of hanging around crying. I don’t know. [laughs]

Caller: We’ve seen Emma cry in every movie. She cried in Hagrid’s hut in Chamber of Secrets, and then she cried when Buckbeak got killed…

Andrew: Right.

Caller: …and now she’s crying again.

Andrew: Goblet of Fire when Cedric died. But…

Caller: Yeah, seriously.

Andrew: …who didn’t cry during that? Well, she’s a crybaby. What’s there to say?

[Ellen laughs]

Andrew: All right! Thank you, Ellen.

Caller: Yeah. Thanks so much.

Andrew: Buh-bye!

Caller: Bye. Thank you.

Andrew: You’re welcome. Glad to…


Ben Proposes to Laura


Ben: Hey, Laura.

Laura: Hmm?

Ben: Hey, Laura, I was just in the MuggleCast – MuggleSpace chat and…

Laura: Yeah.

Ben: …people think I should marry you.

Andrew: [laughs] Aww.

Laura: Oh, you’re kidding me.

Ben: And I was wondering if you were down.

Laura: No.

[Someone applauds]

Laura: Sorry. Wait, wait, wait. Didn’t you already marry Jamie like…

[Andrew laughs]

Laura: …two years ago…

Ben: Did I?

Laura: …on the show? Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah. Jamie proposed to you.

Ben: You see, I’m a polygamist.

[Everyone laughs]

Laura: I’m pretty sure that’s not legal here, so…

Andrew: See me…

Laura: …sorry.

Andrew: …on HBO’s Big Love.

[Laura laughs]

Ben: We should all get married, how about that?

Andrew: All right.

MuggleCast 169 Transcript (continued)


Muggle Reality Show


Ben: We just all live in a big house together.

Andrew: Do a whole reality show.

Laura: We can just all move to California and get a giant apartment.

Andrew: We’ll call it Muggle Survivor or Muggle Brother.

[Laura and Nick laugh]

Andrew: Big Muggle Brother. [laughs]

Ben: Yeah, then we can vote people off and stuff.

Andrew: Yeah. Oh, that would be terrible. [laughs]

Ben: That would be awesome! We should do that. We should vote somebody off the show each week until there’s one person left. They have to do the show for the rest of time by themselves.

Andrew: Well, I would win. No doubt.

Laura: Have fun with that.

Andrew: I would.

Ben: That’s because you’d cheat.


Call: Who Actually Likes Harry Because He’s The Chosen One?


Andrew: I – no, I would create alliances with everyone. All right. [laughs] Well, let’s take some more calls now. Hey, Sam. Sam Watchman, MuggleSpace mod and aspiring MuggleNet staff member.

Caller: Hey.

Andrew: You’re on the show. What’s up?

Caller: I’m good, thanks. How are you?

Andrew: I’m just fine.

Caller: Good.

Andrew: What do you think of the trailer?

Caller: I’m – it was all right. Nothing special, really.

[Andrew laughs]

Caller: But I was watching that and I thought I’d look back on the old ones.

Andrew: Yeah.

Caller: And the scene in the library where Hermione goes, “Ginny likes you because you’re The Chosen One.”

Andrew: Yeah.

Caller: They changed it in the newest one and it says, “He only likes you – or he’s only interested in you because you’re The Chosen One.”

Andrew: Really?

Caller: It’s – yeah.

Laura: It’s true.

Caller: I may be wrong. I hope not because I’ll sound like an idiot now.

[Andrew laughs]

Laura: Yeah, you’re right. They did.

Nick: No, I noticed that, you’re right.

Andrew: Oh, hold on. Let me – let’s play it. Let’s all listen.

Ben: Ooh.

Andrew: Oh, wait. Hold on. I’m not a professional podcaster. Here we go. Rewind. Okay.

[Trailer clip plays]

Andrew: Uh-huh.

Ben: It wasn’t even there.

Andrew: I heard a weird cut though. Did you guys hear that cut?

Laura: Yeah.

Ben: Play it again.

[Clip plays again]

Nick: It’s a dubbing error, perhaps?

Andrew: Yeah. It’s because… [cuts] …”he thinks you’re The Chosen One.” There’s a lot of very bad editing in this video.

Laura: Well, I think…

Nick: And it’s right after Slughorn just said…

Laura: …what they were trying to do…

Nick: Just talked about Harry. And it’s all about Slughorn. And then it says, “He’s only interested in you…”

Andrew: Right. Yeah. Well, I – yeah. Hmm, that’s weird.

Ben: Hmm.

Andrew: I doubt they changed the scenes so it’s a guy. I mean, because wouldn’t – wait. What would that scene create?

[Laura laughs]

Ben: Dan has…

Andrew: Dan would have someone…

Caller: It was a guy in the corner and not a girl.

Andrew: No, it wasn’t.

[Laura laughs]

Andrew: Shut up.

[Ben laughs]

Andrew: Was it really?

Ben: Jo’s going to drop another bombshell.

[Andrew and Laura laugh]

Ben: “Harry was gay all along!”

Andrew: [laughs] Couldn’t you tell? Hold on.

[Laura laughs]

Andrew: No, you can’t tell. This trailer’s too crumby quality. You were kidding, right, Sam?

Caller: Well, you never know. It could be a guy.

[Everyone laughs]


Call: Harry-Ginny Kiss


Andrew: I guess so, I guess so. Any other revealing aspects from the trailer you have for us?

Caller: The kiss with Ginny.

Andrew: What about it?

Caller: It’s a bit…

Andrew: Oh.

Caller: Is it – I take it it isn’t the first kiss. Could it be the break-up kiss?

Andrew: What time is it at? I don’t remember the…

Laura: It’s the same one we’ve seen in the trailers before.

Caller: It’s the same as Cho, sort of. The same position.

Andrew: Oh.

Caller: But with the first kiss, it was meant to be Happy Birthday sort of kiss.

Andrew: Does anyone have a…

Caller: But…

Andrew: …time code?

Laura: No. It’s up to you, Andrew.

[Andrew laughs]

Laura: The show depends on you.

Caller: I think it’s 1:39.

Andrew: Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. We saw this during the first Half-Blood Prince sneak peek when they were filming it. It’s on YouTube.

Caller: Some people are talking about it, and it doesn’t look like it’s the first kiss. So it was, like – is it the break-up one?

Andrew: Maybe. I don’t know. I’m not a believer in break-up kisses. Leaves things too open.

Ben: It’s… [laughs]

Andrew: What?

Ben: Oh, I was just laughing at the idea of a break-up kiss.

Andrew: Oh. [laughs] Yeah.

Ben: Like, “This is it. Oh, can I just get one more kiss?”

Andrew: “Just one more.” [laughs] I had an experience like that. Should I say that on the air?

Ben: Just did.

Laura: Why not? Share your stories, Andrew.

Andrew: Oh, whoops. [clears throat] Well, it was about a year ago. No, I’m kidding about the year ago thing. Anyway, all right – I told the person, though. Anyway, thanks, Sam. They were…

Caller: Try and nail ’em.

Andrew: Ah, no problem. Bye. Man, Harry being gay. I don’t know. [laughs] It’d be a little too much for me. Kramer, hi, you’re on MuggleCast Live.


Call: Caller Apologizes to John Noe


Caller: Hey.

Andrew: What’s up, dude?

Caller: Nothing.

Andrew: Were you on the show last week?

Caller: Yeah, I was.

Andrew: Yeah, I recognize you. You were that really chill guy.

Ben: Cut him out, Andrew, he can’t be on the show twice.

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: No, I’m just kidding.

Andrew: Anyway, what do you think about the trailer?

Caller: I thought it was cool, but – yeah, like you said I think there was a lot of poor editing in it, though.

Andrew: Yeah. For video professionals like you and I, Kramer, it’s not up to standards.

Caller: Right. [laughs]

[Andrew laughs]

Caller: Also, I just wanted to apologize to John Noe for yelling out that he was telling people to spam your show.

Andrew: Oh, it wasn’t true?

Caller: Oh well, yeah it was, but you never know.

Andrew: Oh. [clears throat] Very professional of him. Anyway… [laughs]

Caller: Right.

Andrew: All right. Thank you, Kramer.

Caller: Yep, bye.


MuggleSpace Update


Andrew: MuggleSpace update, we have 9952 people! So we’re inching ever closer to that 10,000 mark. I have…

Ben: There’s currently 92 people on the chat. Let’s get it to a hundred.

Andrew: [laughs] Let’s break it. Yeah.

Ben: Let’s break a hundred.

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: We get it to a hundred, I’ll do something crazy.


Call: “The Chosen One” Scenes


Andrew: Ooh, uh-oh. Uh-oh, what’s he going to do? Amanda, you’re on MuggleCast Live. Hello.

[Feedback from stream]

Andrew: Mute your feed, please. Hello, Amanda.

Caller: Hi!

Andrew: Hey, what’s up?

Caller: Oh, Snape! You – I – you answered my call. I’m so excited.

Andrew: [laughs] Did you just say “Oh, Snape”?

Caller: I definitely did.

[Amanda and Andrew laugh]

Caller: I was actually going to mention, when you guys were talking about how they definitely use The Chosen One lines a lot…

Andrew: Yeah.

Caller: …and when they did the thing – they reused the scene with, “She’s only interested in you because you’re The Chosen One,” I think that was kind of out of place in there, because everything else seemed sort of dark, and they just threw in a comedy out of nowhere.

Andrew: Yeah. Yeah, I agree, but I think that one scene in this Japanese trailer that you – “But I am The Chosen One” – it wasn’t really in a comedic form, because…

Micah: Well, she slaps him on the head with the newspaper.

Caller: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah, but it’s missing – I don’t know, I think it’s missing that – that extra shot where she’s – that girl in the background – or apparently now guy – is daydreaming about Harry.

Caller: Yeah, that was a guy. [laughs]

Laura: Well, it was awkward because they were sort of using that to get the point across that Slughorn was interested in having Harry around because Harry’s The Chosen One. But the whole context of the scene originally was that a girl liked Harry. So it’s like they’re trying to mix these two elements and it doesn’t work very well.

Andrew: Yeah. Good point. What should they have done? I think it’s important, though, to keep in some funny bits though, don’t you think?

Caller: Yeah, but I mean they could have probably put it somewhere differently, because like you guys said, the ending was horrible. I think they just threw it in randomly somewhere where it didn’t fit at all.

Andrew: Right. Yeah, you’re right. Well…


Comedy


Micah: There are some comedic lines, though, between Dumbledore and Harry. We talked about the one at the beginning of the show, about…

Andrew: Yeah, the vomit.

Micah: …the vomiting, and then Harry also says that he’s getting used to Dumbledore surprising him.

Andrew: Yeah. I got to say, I love Steve Kloves. There’s been a ton of clever things in this movie that – or at least in these trailers – that we’re seeing, that are not as like corny as in past films. Granted, he did write those too, except for Order of the Phoenix, but I think – have you guys noticed that the writing for this film has changed at all or is it just me?

Laura: Eh, I mean there are some funny bits but – and this seems to happen with a lot of movies – they put the best lines and the best scenes from their movie in the trailer. And I’ve noticed that a lot with Harry Potter. Like they’ll put the funniest lines in the trailer, and then when you go see the movie everybody laughs like they’ve never heard it before.

[Andrew laughs]

Laura: And you’re just sitting there like, “Oh yeah, I’ve heard this six times.”

Andrew: Yeah. [laughs]

Laura: You know?

Andrew: Yeah. Well, that’s why I hate watching all the clips, the promotional clips that they put up, and sometimes they’re like, full scenes. Yahoo! always has up those full scenes and it’s just – it’s kind of annoying, because you don’t want half the movie to be spoiled for you. All right! Well… [laughs] …thank you, Amanda, for calling in.

Caller: Thank you so much for answering my call.

Andrew: You’re welcome. It’s a Friday night. Are you doing anything tonight?

Caller: Actually, I’m not. I’m going to finish listening to this podcast while I’m watching T.V.

Andrew: Oh.

Caller: It’s my birthday on Sunday, so…

Andrew: Oh, well, Happy Birthday.

Laura: Happy Birthday.

Caller: Yeah. I’m going to see Equus on Broadway. [laughs]

Andrew: Oh nice.

Laura: That’s a good birthday.

Caller: Yeah, I’m so excited.

Andrew: Take some pictures, if you know what I’m saying. [laughs sarcastically]

[Amanda laughs]

Andrew: Just kidding!

Caller: I know exactly what you’re saying.

Andrew: [laughs] All right, well, thank you for calling in, Amanda. Have a – have a Happy Birthday weekend.

Caller: Thank you. Bye guys.


Will Deathly Hallows Overshadow Half-Blood Prince?


Andrew: Bye. Equus is running for, what, another month I think? Well, it’s got to be because Half-Blood – or Deathly Hallows filming starts. Let’s talk about that for a second. Emma Watson revealed on her official site that test shooting begins Monday. What do you guys think?

Laura: Nice. It’s exciting.

Andrew: It’s – it’s kind of unbelievable that they’re filming this next film and Half-Blood Prince won’t be out for another six months.

Micah: I think Deathly Hallows is going to end up overshadowing Half-Blood Prince. I know we talked about this on a previous show, but I really think that’s what’s going to end up happening. Because you’re going to have a lot of news coming out of the filming over the next couple of months and maybe get something from WB, but I think Half-Blood Prince is going to fall in the wayside. I don’t think people are going to be as into it leading up as they normally would be.

Andrew: Do you think that – well, what do you mean exactly by overshadowing?

Micah: News-wise, I think, you know, particularly because this is the final film. It’s not like you’re dealing with a delay in Order of the Phoenix and Half-Blood Prince is starting filming. This is the final film.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: And so they’re going to pay a lot more attention to it than they normally would, I think. And I think the news is going to be that much more important to everybody. I don’t know what anybody else thinks of that, but I think Half-Blood Prince is going to get overshadowed.

Andrew: How about everyone else?

Ben: I’m not so sure. I think that anytime you have a – I mean sure, the filming – the cycle has always been – there’s always been one film being made about the other time the other comes out, right? Isn’t that pretty usual?

Andrew: Not really. No, because usually it’s a couple weeks after the premieres they start filming again.

Ben: Oh, okay. I mean, I don’t know. I think people are just going to be so excited for the movie and it’s not going to matter.

Andrew: I think WB is going to be orchestrating it so they don’t get in the way of each other. Because I don’t think they would want Deathly Hallows to overshadow Half-Blood Prince. And I just don’t think – I don’t know. The Potter franchise is too much of a powerhouse. I don’t think you can have it overshadow itself, in a way. They’re not going to be releasing interviews about Deathly Hallows until after Half-Blood Prince is out, I would think.

Laura: I really don’t know.


Call: Dumbledore Taking the Tube


Andrew: But I guess we’ll have to wait and see. Didn’t we have a caller on? No, we didn’t. Let’s get another caller in here. Andrew Carol, what’s up, dude? You’re on MuggleCast Live.

Caller: Hi.

Andrew: What’s up, man?

Caller: I was wondering what – at the beginning of the trailer, there’s like a – Dumbledore is in a subway thing.

Andrew: Yeah.

Caller: Why is he in a…

Andrew: [laughs] Anyone got any ideas on that? Why Dumbledore’s in a…

Laura: He wants to decrease his carbon footprint.

Andrew: [laughs] What?

[Andrew Carol laughs]

Andrew: I – it is weird. Oh, you know what? Just random fact, the trailer that is playing over top – sorry – the movie that was finished playing while this trailer was on was Goblet of Fire. If you watch the beginning, it’s the Goblet of Fire parchments. So anyway, I don’t know. It’s kind of strange. What do you guys think? Why is he there?

Caller: He’s on his way to Slughorn’s house. [laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, but why in the Underground? That’s not in the book.

Micah: Are you talking about when the Apparates?

Andrew: No, no, no, in the subway. Of course, over in England, it’s called the Underground.

[Andrew Carol laughs]

Micah: Oh. Let me take a look.

Andrew: Nick, any ideas?

Nick: No idea. It’s very unusual.

Andrew: Yeah.

Nick: I mean, unless it’s sort of in there to – as a bit of foreshadowing with the whole – with how Deathly Hallows ends, I suppose.

Andrew: Yeah, maybe.

Nick: Tie it in there.

Andrew: To get London in there a little more?


Laura Went to the Presidential Inauguration


Caller: And I also have another question for Laura. How was the inauguration? [laughs]

Laura: Oh my God it was amazing!

[Andrew laughs]

Caller: Really?

Laura: It was fantastic. I mean we stood for twelve hours so…

[Andrew Carol laughs]

Laura: …we were really really tired, and we were about to pass out, and the police didn’t know what they were doing but…

[Andrew Carol laughs]

Laura: …actually being there was fantastic.

Caller: Ah.

Laura: It was such a wonderful feeling and I’m still full of hope.

[Andrew and Andrew Carol laugh]

Ben: Yes. We. Did.

[Andrew laughs]

Laura: Yes we did.

Andrew: Some people are calling Obama the Kingsley Shacklebolt of the American world. What do you guys think about that?

Laura: Hmm.

Andrew: [laughs] No? [laughs]

Caller: Change is coming. [laughs]

Andrew: Yes.

Laura: I never really thought about it, but, sure I guess.

Andrew: Well, Andrew, thank you for calling in.

Caller: No problem.

Andrew: Bye.

Caller: [unintelligible] [laughs]

Andrew: What did he say?

Micah: I don’t know.

Laura: I don’t know. [laughs]


Call: The Rating


Andrew: All right. Jenny, you’re on MuggleCast Live. Good evening.

Caller: Hello?

Andrew: Hi, you’re on MuggleCast Live.

Caller: Hi. Sorry.

Andrew: It’s okay. What is your question about the trailer?

[Jenny laughs]

Andrew: Or your comment.

Caller: [laughs] Sorry. I – editing quality aside – I really liked this trailer. Though I agree with you guys said earlier in the program about why they would rate it PG, because this trailer does seem to showcase a lot of the darker elements of the film.

Andrew: Yeah. Do you have any ideas why it would be rated PG?

Caller: I don’t know. Aside from – again, you guys spoke earlier about it – about how if you look back at films that were rated PG or even R in the seventies and in the eighties, they probably wouldn’t be rated be PG today. And this is even – aside from the fact that they didn’t have the PG-13 rating then – I think that’s part of it.

Andrew: So really the MPAA has gotten stricter.

Caller: Or softer, rather.

Andrew: Well, no, I mean, because if Jaws was rated PG in ’75 and wouldn’t it be rated PG-13 now? Or no?

Caller: I don’t know. With all the violence it might actually be rated R. I have to admit I never got all the way through Jaws.

Andrew: Oh.

Caller: Because when I saw it about nine years old and it scared the crap out of me.

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah, exactly. [laughs] So yeah, I don’t know. But Nick’s idea was very interesting last week; he was saying the trailers over there are rated 12A, which is the equivalent to PG-13. So, it’s like, could this be the first time that a film gets rated a higher rating in England than it does over here? Just…

Caller: That is pretty interesting.

Andrew: Yeah. But I wonder, on the other hand, what is it, Nick? The British Film Classification Board?

Nick: Yeah. BBFC.

Andrew: I wonder if they were influenced at all by the MPAA. I would kind of think so.

Nick: Well, the earlier trailers are actually PG and actually the latest one’s 12A.

Andrew: Oh, I see. Hmm. That’s so weird!

Nick: But I mean, if they’re putting a 12A in there surely the overall rating has to be a 12 too because it’s made up of the same part.

Andrew: Right. Right. Was the third one that we got darker than the others?

Caller: I think it was.

Andrew: I guess so. I can’t even remember.

Caller: At least it had – it seemed to bring those darker elements to the forefront. I mean, there are some slightly lighter moments like the Slug Club dinner when they do the little toast thing, but a lot of it’s pretty dark.

Andrew: Yeah.

Caller: Especially at the very end of it where you see that scene…

Andrew: The bodies crawling up to the – are you talking about the Japanese trailer?

Caller: Yeah, the Japanese trailer. Yeah. Right at the end sort of starting with you see Ron passed out on the floor and then going through the – it’s lots of action and…

Andrew: Yeah.

Caller: …bad things happening.

Andrew: Yeah. [laughs]

Micah: Right.

Andrew: I’m so confused! I think the MPAA made a mistake.

Micah: I do too. I think we should write to them.

Andrew: [laughs] We should! Or call them! We can get them in for an interview or something.

Micah: Well you just brought up…

Laura: How about it? Let’s call them right now.

Micah: …a whole new thing with the Inferi crawling out of the lake, and you also have Sectumsempra. Is that going to be in this film or is that cut too?

Caller: I heard that it – I heard from – I’m not sure where, but a lot of – the rumor going around just said that they cut it from the film.

Andrew: Hmm.

Micah: Yeah, because if that happens, that’s PG-13 in of itself.

Andrew: Right.

Caller: Definitely.

Nick: They could probably just tone it down though.

Andrew: Right. Hey, should we call the MPAA right now? I found a number.

Micah: Yeah, let’s.

Andrew: [laughs] Okay. All right, Jenny, thanks for joining us.

Caller: Yeah, thanks for taking my call.


Call: Hagrid Calls the Show


Andrew: You’re welcome. Bye. Actually, before we do that, I’ll just take one more caller. Hello? Caller?

Ben: [as Hagrid] Hello!

Andrew: Oh! Hagrid!

Ben: [as Hagrid] Can I speak to Laura?

Andrew: Oh, sure, sure, sure. Laura, Hagrid’s on the phone for you.

Laura: Oh, really? Hi. How’s it going?

Ben: [as Hagrid] Laura! It’s Rubeus Hagrid!

Laura: Wow. It’s been a long time since I heard from you. What’s going on?

Ben: [as Hagrid] I was wondering if you wanted to go back to my hut and help me tame a dragon.

[Everyone laughs]

Laura: Uhh…

Andrew: What do you say, Laura?

Laura: Uhh…

Andrew: Pretty big honor.

Laura: I don’t know, I think – I don’t know. I think Madame Maxime would be pretty upset about that.

[Andrew laughs]

Laura: I don’t think I can… [laughs]

Ben: [as Hagrid] Oh, what she don’t know won’t hurt her.

Laura: No, I’ve got things to do. Sorry. But Hagrid, I do hear that your good friend Ben Schoen – all the people in the chat really want him to sing. On the show.

Ben: [as Hagrid] Oh. I can’t…

Laura: Maybe you could talk to him about that?

Ben: [as Hagrid] I’ll put in a word.

Laura: Okay. I’d…

[Andrew laughs]

Laura: …really appreciate that.

Andrew: All right. All right. Thank you, Hagrid. Ben, did you hear that? Hagrid just called.

Ben: I know, I stepped away for a minute. I was in the bathroom.

Andrew: You always step away when he’s here. I don’t get it.

Ben: I know. It’s – it doesn’t make any sense. I keep missing him.

Andrew: Bad timing. Yeah. All right.

Ben: But Hagrid – but Laura, Hagrid did want me to tell you that he’s expecting a phone call later, so you really got to come through, so…

Laura: All right, all right. I’ll – I’ll give him a call.

Andrew: I think it’d be worth it, Laura.

Laura: Sure, yeah.

Andrew: He proposed a marriage. I think something could happen between you all.

Ben: Oh and by the way, speaking of marriage, someone by the name of Charlie in the chat really likes Micah and I just wanted to…

Andrew: Aww.

Ben: …let Micah know.

Andrew: You have a friend, Micah.

Micah: Oh, well, thanks.


Andrew Calls the MPAA


Andrew: All right we’re calling the MPAA.

MPAA Representative: Motion Picture Association.

Laura: This is like a [unintelligible] show.

Andrew: Hello?

MPAA Representative: Hello?

Andrew: Hi, I have a question about a rating for a film.

MPAA Representative: Okay, one moment.

Andrew: Okay. Let’s get to the bottom of this.

Ben: Did you really just call the MPAA?

Andrew: Yeah.

[Laura and Ben laugh]

Andrew: [whispering] Shh, everyone, be quiet.

[Telephone rings]

Andrew: Very concerned.

MPAA Answering Machine: Sorry… [long beep]

[Andrew sighs]

MPAA Answering Machine: …is not available. Record your message at the tone. [short beep]

Andrew: Hi, this is Andrew Sims calling from MuggleNet.com. We had a question about the recent trailer rating for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. It received a PG rating, and we wanted to know if the MPAA would like to comment on that given that the two previous films, Goblet of Fire and Order of the Phoenix, were both rated PG-13. So if you could give us a call back it would be greatly appreciated. My number is 1-218 MAGIC. M-A-G-I-C. Thank you. Bye.

Laura: You gave the wrong number.

Ben: Andrew, why didn’t you give your cell phone number? Did you forget it? It’s 609…

Andrew: [laughs] Shut up!

[Laura and Micah laugh]

Andrew: I wanted – I want…

Laura: It’s [unintelligible].

Andrew: I forgot – what did I say?

Laura: [laughs] You said, “1-218 MAGIC.”

Andrew: Oh. Darn! All right, I’ll call back later.

Laura: She’s going to be like, “What?”

Andrew: I’ll call back later and get a real – damn. I blew my one shot. Damn it!

[Andrew and Laura laugh]

Andrew: Anyway. I guess she’s out for the day. It’s almost 5:00. Well, it was worth a shot, right? [laughs]

Micah: Yeah.


Call: The Harry-Ginny Kiss Again, Broadbent as Slughorn, and the PG Rating


Andrew: All right, here comes another MuggleSpace mod. Madame Rosmerta. Hello, you’re on MuggleCast Live.

Caller: Hello?

Andrew: Hi.

Caller: Hi, how are you?

Andrew: I’m doing good, how are you?

Caller: I’m good. I’m…

Ben: Are you actually Madame Rosmerta? Can you bring me some butterbeer?

[Andrew laughs]

Caller: Sure. I’ll get a fresh Butterbeer right away.

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: Thank you. You’re awesome.

Caller: I don’t think I called earlier about the kiss. We were talking about that on the chat and we were just saying how I personally didn’t feel like it was the kiss that we saw in the book. Well, definitely wasn’t. The kiss in the book was in a room full of people and it was exciting, it was like, “Oh my God. Harry and Ginny are kissing.”

Andrew: Right.

Caller: And now this is kind of just depressing.

Andrew: Yeah.

Caller: And also, I was watching the new trailer and I just really – I was hesitant about Jim Broadbent playing Slughorn, but seeing the scene where he’s taking the memory out of his mind…

Andrew: Oh yeah.

Caller: …it just really kind of sealed the deal for me. He looks physically sick like he’s in pain and really scared of sharing that memory with somebody else.

Andrew: Yeah, it was really cool. I was pretty impressed by him too. There’s also this other clip I actually – I didn’t play yet. It’s Harry asking Slughorn about Voldemort, and I thought really – Slughorn really shined through. So I’ll play it right now.

[Clip plays]

Andrew: That is pretty freaking cool, wasn’t it? Especially Harry. He’s like, “PROFESSOR!?”

[Madame Rosmerta and Nick laugh]

Caller: No I’m just saying – I just – and as far as the PG rating goes, I know Eric was saying last week that he doesn’t think this film or this book is as dark as the others.

Andrew: Mhm.

Caller: And I think there are so many dark elements in this book that we haven’t seen before, like the Inferi. Those are scary creatures.

Andrew: Yeah really! Especially that scene where they’re crawling up to Dumbledore.

Caller: Yeah.

Andrew: I mean…

Caller: So I’m confused how – where the PG rating is coming from.

Andrew: Yeah.

Caller: But considering that Jaws killed business on the Jersey shore for that July 4th weekends, that kind of makes me a little more positive.

Andrew: Wait, wait, wait, wait. What? What about the Jersey shore?

Caller: [laughs] You said Jaws was rated PG, right?

Andrew: Oh yes.

Caller: The weekend that came out there was no beach goers on the Jersey shore.

Andrew: Oh. [laughs] Wow.

Caller: So maybe – maybe this will be as scary.

Andrew: Yeah. A PG movie shouldn’t be able to do that.

Caller: No.

MuggleCast 169 Transcript (continued)


Ben’s Theory


Ben: Maybe – maybe just maybe right before the film comes out – you know WB has been putting all these twists on everything.

Andrew: [laughs] Right.

Ben: They waited so long to give us a trailer. They waited so long to give us – I mean, they switched the release date of the movie. So now at the last minute they’re probably going to rate it R.

[Andrew laughs]

Nick: They are just messing with our minds.

Caller: They’re going to smack us with an R rating.

Andrew: That would be pretty awesome. That would be a big twist that everyone would actually like for once, I think. They should just go – we’ve said this on the show before – they should just go all out for Deathly Hallows and just rate it R. Rate it X. Why not?

Ben: Why not?

Caller: [laughs] What?

Ben: That’s always the better question.

Andrew: [laugh] Well, thank you, Natalie, for calling in, and thank you so much for all your help with MuggleSpace. You’ve been a mod there for a few weeks now and we really appreciate your help.

Caller: Oh no problem. Thank you.

Andrew: Thank you. Good night.

Caller: Bye bye.


Always Ask, “Why Not?”


Ben: I want – I would like all MuggleCast listeners to always ask the question, “Why not?”

Andrew: It’s a good way to look at life.

Ben: Why not?


MuggleSpace Update


Andrew: MuggleSpace update, 9,965. I don’t think we’ve moved. I can’t believe we have not actually hit the 10,000 mark tonight. Definitely by tomorrow but not tonight I guess.

Laura: Come on, guys. Help us out.

Andrew: I feel like all the people listening to the show already – we don’t want to encourage people to make duplicate accounts. I mean, we want…

Ben: Don’t make duplicate accounts. We want legit accounts.

Andrew: Yeah, exactly. So don’t make an account if you already have one.

Ben: So are we doing another live show tomorrow?

Andrew: [laughs] Why?

Ben: Because I like this. This is fun.

Andrew: Well, maybe you should be on them more when we do these.

Ben: You never call me, dude.

Andrew: Ben – Ben, you’re always on the e-mails. You’re always – you’re the first one I compose the message to.

Ben: Aww.

Andrew: [laughs] I’m really disappointed about the MPAA. That would’ve been a…

Laura: Yeah, that would’ve been awesome.

Andrew: That would’ve been…

Laura: We should keep doing that.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: Call back – call back and let’s talk to the operator.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Operator, do you have a comment?

Ben: Please let us know.

Andrew: No, I don’t – I don’t want to bother them. We don’t want them to hate us.

Ben: I know, they’re probably so busy…

Andrew: I’ll call them later.

Ben: …just rating movies.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Andrew: Maybe she’s in a movie right now. Maybe that’s why she didn’t answer. I’ll call them back later and give them the right number. Maybe we can get a little comment from them. But for now let’s take another call. LuffTheHufflepuff…


Call: Disappointing Scenes from the Trailer


Caller: Hey.

Andrew: ….another MuggleSpace mod! Hello, you’re on MuggleCast Live.

Caller: Hey.

Andrew: Hey.

Caller: Hey. So I just have a really quick question about the trailer.

Andrew: Okay.

Caller: So I was wondering what you guys’ feelings are? What scenes are you guys willing to cut?

Andrew: From what, the trailer or the actual film? What do you mean?

Caller: The actual film.

Andrew: Like after seeing them in the trailer?

Caller: No, no, no, no. Well, yeah, after you’ve seen them in the trailer. Yeah.

Andrew: Personally, there weren’t any scenes that really made me want to – that I was disappointed in. How about you guys though? That’s a good question. Anyone disappointed by any scenes?


Andrew, The Master Podcaster


Micah: Hold on a sec. First of all, what’s your name and where are you from?

Andrew: She’s LufftheHufflepuff…

Caller: Oh. [laughs]

Andrew: …from Hogwarts.

Caller: My real name is Shelby and I’m from Seattle.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: Thank you. Andrew, you should be – nobody that’s listening knows who these people are that are calling. [laughs]

Andrew: No, no, no. They do. When I picked up I say, “Hello LufftheHufflepuff,” but then you guys are on hold because I have to have you on hold…

Micah: Oh okay.

Andrew: …to add a person to the call. So that’s why you always miss it. Yeah.

Micah: Gotcha.

Andrew: Micah, don’t – don’t – don’t – come on.

Micah: You could have asked where she’s from.

Ben: Micah, let Andrew do his job. Okay?

Andrew: Yeah.

[Ben laughs]

Andrew: I’m the Master Podcaster.

[Caller laughs]

Micah: Not.

Andrew: I’m the Howard Stern of podcasting. Anyway – I’m just kidding.

Ben: Wow.

Andrew: I’m just kidding. It’s incredibly cocky.

Ben: What a claim.

[Andrew, Ben and Micah laugh]

Ben: You should write a book.


Back to the Caller’s Question


Andrew: Ben, were there any scenes in any of these trailers you saw and you were like, “Cut that out of the movie”?

Ben: I don’t know. I don’t think so. I mean, a little too much kissing for me.

[Andrew and Caller laugh]

Andrew: Yeah right.

Caller: I personally – I’m going to be a fan of all the kissing and everything like that. Ginny and Harry’s kissing is going to be hot!

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: Hot!

Andrew: Ben, are you jealous of Ginny – or of Harry?

[Andrew and Caller laugh]

Ben: I am very jealous of Harry. I mean, Bonnie Wright is beautiful, and my Emma is beautiful.

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: Yes. I said “my Emma” because she’s mine. She’s amazing, but – yeah. I’m figuring – I’m figuring this time, premiere, I might – red carpet, it’s just going down right there.

[Andrew and Caller laugh]

Ben: I’m just – I’m just going to lay it on her. It’s going to be…

Andrew: Well, you should…

Ben: …over.

Andrew: You should talk Emerson out of asking the questions this year. You can do it and then I’ll be filming, and then when she comes up, you know, “Hey, Emma. First question: will you marry me?”

[Caller laughs]

Ben: Yes! That would be awesome and we’d have it on video and everything.

Andrew: Exactly. I think she would really like that. Third time’s the charm, right?

Ben: It’s going to happen.

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: I mean, eventually…

Caller: I bet it will.

Ben: …I’ll probably make her my bride.

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: But right now…

Caller: I bet it…

Ben: …it just – I got to get my foot in the door first. I got to actually talk to her.

Laura: When she doesn’t have security around.

[Andrew laughs]

Caller: Hey Ben, I got to tell you honestly, I bet it will happen.

Andrew: Aww.

Ben: I wouldn’t be surprised. I really wouldn’t.

Caller: Of course not!

Ben: I just got to wear that MuggleNet T-shirt and I got a hat now.

Andrew: Oh yeah. That’ll sell her. [laughs]


Keep Our MuggleSpace Users Safe


Caller: Yeah. Hey Andrew, can I just quickly say thank you so much for taking my call.

Andrew: Oh. You’re welcome. And thank you for being a great mod on MuggleSpace.

Caller: And thank you for joining my group. That was awesome! A whole bunch of people joined because of you.

Andrew: Aww. Well, I’m glad they did. And what’s your group? Plug it real quick. It’s a good group.

Caller: [laughs] Okay. So I came up with this group called “Keep Our MuggleSpace Users Safe.” It’s all about getting rid of online predators, and I’m tired of getting sexually preyed upon with guys on the Internet. So I created this support group, and we’ve already brought somebody in.

Andrew: Good job. Good job.

Caller: Thank you.

Ben: That’s awesome.

Caller: Thank you.

Andrew: Yeah. MuggleSpace: Catching Predators. [laughs]

Ben: Seriously, we should make our own Harry…

Caller: [laughs] Dateline NBC.

Ben: How to Catch a ‘Harry Potter’…”

Ben and Andrew: “…Predator.”

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: And me and Andrew will be sitting there in the room and they’ll come and be like, “Why did you do it, huh? Why? Who do you think you are?”

Andrew: “This is Andrew Sims, and I’m from MuggleSpace.com.”

[Caller laughs]

Andrew: “I’m Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC.” I love that line whenever he says it.

[Andrew and Caller laugh]

Andrew: “I’m Andrew Sims with MuggleSpace and we’ve just caught you.”

Caller: It’s so funny. Okay, not to bring up NBC and everything, but it’s so funny. The guy’s walking and like “Oh I shouldn’t have.” It’s like why did you show up? Sorry.

Andrew: Right, right. Yeah. Micah’s been through that a couple times. Haven’t you, Micah?

Caller: Oh, poor Micah.

Andrew: [laughs] I’m just kidding.

Ben: Next week on How to Catch a Predator.

Caller: [laughs] Yeah. Micah, I promise I won’t report you. I won’t report you.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Andrew: And you better not run. The Death Eaters are waiting outside to take you – take you away.

[Caller laughs]

Andrew: That would be a great video show. We should do that. [laughs]

Caller: You know what? I might just – I don’t know. I just might make a video.

Andrew: [laughs] All right.

Ben: What if we stopped calling cops “cops” and we called them Aurors. You know what I mean? Just for like…

Andrew: Called them Aurors?

Ben: …shits and grins.

Andrew: “Oh man! It’s the Aurors!”

[Caller laughs]

Andrew: Be like, “The what? Excuse me?” The Auror cars. Doesn’t…

Caller: You know – okay, Andrew, let me explain. There’s these wizard cops named Aurors and…

Andrew: [laughs] Exactly.

[Caller laughs]

Andrew: All right. Well, thanks for calling in.

Caller: You’re welcome.

Andrew: Enjoy Seattle.

Caller: I will. Yeah, all the rain.

Andrew: Let me know if you see Edward.

Caller: [laughs] No. Oh shut up, Andrew.

Ben: [singing] Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday…

Andrew: Why are you singing?

Ben: …to you. [stops singing] Didn’t he say your birthday?

Andrew: No. I said, “Let me know if you see Edward up there.”

Ben: Oh, I thought you said, “Sing me ‘Happy Birthday.'”

Andrew: No. Thanks though.

[Caller laughs]

Ben: Oh. I must have missed that.

Andrew: [laughs] All right. All right. Thanks for calling in. Have a good night.

Caller: Okay, you too.

Andrew: Thanks. I will. Oh, she hung up on me. Meany face. Okay, it’s past 8:00. We said we were only going to do this for an hour. I don’t know – should we take one more? The calls have been good today. [laughs] Last time they weren’t so hot but this week they’re pretty good. So what do you say, guys? One more call and then we’ll wrap it up?

Laura: We can take one more.

Andrew: Yeah.

Laura: Yeah.

Andrew: Hopefully it’s a good one though. That would be bad. Hello – oh, it just put everything on hold. Hello Kelsey. You’re on MuggleCast Live. Hello? Kelsey? Kelsey, hello? [switches to another call] Hello. Hello, you’re on MuggleCast Live.


Call: PG Rating a Mistake


Caller: Hey. Can you hear me?

Andrew: Yes I can, and now the other hosts can too. What’s up?

Caller: Okay. It’s really laggy right now but it’s okay.

Andrew: Oh. Sorry.

Caller: Okay, about the PG rating, I don’t think it’s that much of a big of a deal because I really do think they made a mistake in the way of – I don’t know. I think they made a mistake.

Andrew: Yeah. Why? Explain yourself.

Caller: I’m sorry.

[Andrew laughs]

Caller: Because [laughs] – well, because obviously, it’s – it’s a dark movie and a book. And like I said, Dumbledore’s death is – is good enough to make it a PG-13.

Andrew: Me – yeah, I agree. It’s very confusing.

Caller: [laughs] It’s such a lag. It’s weird.

Andrew: Well, anyone else? Anyone else got thoughts? I’m researching breaking news right now we’ve just received in the MuggleCast studio.

Micah: Well, are you saying – I’m sorry…

Caller: Go ahead.

Micah: …that you don’t think that it’s going to make that big of a difference one way or the other? I mean it’s…

Caller: I think it’s the same movie.

Micah: Yeah.

Caller: Whether they said it’s PG or PG-13, I think it’s the same movie.

Micah: Yeah, absolutely. I think you’re right. In the end it’s not going to make a difference in terms of sales. I think everyone is still going to go out and see it, but this opens it up to a much wider audience and maybe…

Caller: Sure.

Micah: …some parents will be more wanting to take their kids to it since it’s PG as opposed to PG-13.

Andrew: Mhm.


Trailer Not a Trailer


Caller: And plus the trailer, I don’t think it was made for – even – I think that of course it was made for the Japanese, but I think that it was made really quick. Like on the fly. Just because they needed something at the end of those credits. I don’t think it was meant to be – no one was really meant to see that in America. [laughs]

Micah: Yeah. That might change though…

[Caller and Micah laugh]

Micah: …depending on what we find out here in the next few minutes. Right, Andrew?

Andrew: What?

Micah: That that might have just been a trailer that we weren’t really supposed to see.

Andrew: No. No. There were – there were rumors about this being with Inkheart, but I’ve just confirmed that this is actually false, so – if that’s what you were referring to.

Micah: Yeah, that’s what I was referring to.

Caller: Because if it is it’s a really – it’s not a great trailer at all. It’s not a professional trailer.

Micah: Not at all.

Andrew: Yes. Well, okay. Well, thank you for calling in. You’re right. It’s not a professional trailer. I think it was more of a promo thing more than anything else. Plus Dan is – in the beginning he’s like, “Hey! Check this out. I really think it’s good.”

Micah: He called it – he said it was new footage. He didn’t even say trailer.

Ben: So we’ve been calling it a new trailer when it hasn’t been a trailer the whole time.

Andrew: Ah! We were robbed.

Ben: What a blunder, Andrew. What a blunder.

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah, well…

Caller: Oh! And one more thing. I can’t wait to see Dean Thomas and Ginny.

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah, that’ll be interesting. That’ll be exciting, I mean. All right, well, thanks for calling in, dude.

Caller: Yeah, thanks.

Andrew: All right, bye bye.

Caller: Bye.


Ben’s Plans to Drink Apple Juice


Andrew: All right, well, on that note, I think it is time to wrap things up. It’s been a good show.

Ben: It has been.

Andrew: Hasn’t it been Ben?

Laura: It’s been Ben.

Ben: It’s been Ben.

Andrew: It’s been Ben. Ben been. What are you guys doing tonight? Anyone going to any parties?

Ben: I’m not going to any parties, but me and my friends – my friends are coming over to play Uker and drink apple juice.

Andrew: Oh cool.

Laura: Apple juice!?

Andrew: That’s fun.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: I’m going – I’m going to a friend’s house too. It’s a Harry Potter party.

Ben: Say that three times fast, Andrew.

Andrew: Harry Potter party, Harry Potter party, Harry Potter party. I don’t stumble anymore.

Ben: Say it for five minutes.

Andrew: [laughs] I can’t do it for five minutes. Well, thanks, everyone, for listening tonight. What are we at here? 490 viewers right now and I saw it was higher at 500 earlier today.


MuggleCasters React to Snape Shushing Harry


Micah: Should we just talk about one more thing?

Andrew: Yeah please.

Micah: Because I don’t know, we didn’t really bring it up, but the scene where Snape is shushing Harry.

Andrew: Oh yeah!

Micah: I know a lot of people sent in a message about that. What do you guys think?

Andrew: I – what do you think? Because I saw that, and I don’t – I don’t know. I mean, is he essentially saying that he’s…

Micah: I think it’s right before he kills Dumbledore.

Andrew: Huh? Right, it’s…

Micah: I think it’s right before he kills Dumbledore.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: So can he see under the Cloak? Is Harry even under the Cloak? Who knows? He would have to be.

Nick: He’s moving though in it as well.

Micah: He’s what?

Nick: He’s moving in it though, isn’t he? Isn’t he immobilized when he’s under the Cloak?

Micah: Right.

Nick: In the trailer he actually moves.

Micah: Yeah, and what’s also weird about it is this would suggest that Snape can see Harry when we know…

Nick: Oh yeah, yeah.

Micah: …in the book that he doesn’t. Or maybe he does, who knows? Maybe he can sense Harry under the Invisibility Cloak.

Andrew: Yeah. Yeah, it’s – it’s – it’s – it’s weird. I don’t – but do you think this could be – I mean, this essentially reveals though that if Snape is telling him to be quiet, then isn’t it sort of giving it away that he’s the good guy?

Micah: Well, I don’t know, because right before he kills him maybe Harry sees Snape coming up the staircase and thinks he’s there to help. It could be one of those situations because Draco has already – or no, has Draco – would Draco have already disarmed Dumbledore? He would have, right?

Andrew: Yes, I think so, by this point.

Micah: So I would say it would be the scene where Snape is sort of coming up the steps to the Astronomy tower, and Harry might see him there, and he just turns to make sure that Harry doesn’t move. I don’t think it would imply that he’s good.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Because Harry doesn’t know what he’s about to do.

Andrew: Right. Anyone else? Any thoughts about that? I think it’s bad. I think fans are going to be upset with that.

Nick: Yeah.

Andrew: No? Nobody? Laura? Micah? Ben?

Laura: Dead air.

Ben: Nothing. I’ve got nothing, Andrew. I’m all showed out.

Andrew: [laughs] Okay…

Ben: All this time on the stage, thinking and all that, has been rough.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: Just kidding. It’s been fun. It’s been a blast!

Andrew: I know. I’m sure you’re – it’s a lot of work, isn’t it, just sitting there?

Ben: It must be a lot of work for you too, Skype Master!

[Andrew and Micah laugh]


Show Close


Andrew: Podcasting Master. Well, thanks, everyone, for listening. This has been a fun show. Thanks to the 500 of you who have been listening too. It’s a nice – nice big audience for a last minute show, and we hope you all have enjoyed it. So yeah, Ben, you have fun with your apple juice. And the rest of you have fun being losers Friday night just sitting around.

[Andrew and Ben laugh]

Andrew: I’m just kidding.

Ben: I’m not.

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: Actually I am. I’m sorry.

Andrew: Hey, fun – fun last minute question. When do you guys think the next trailer will come out? Because there’s got to be one more.

Nick: A couple of months.

Ben: Oh, it’s coming to me in a vision, hold on. [makes choking noises]

Andrew: Is he Trelawney?

Ben: [as Trelawney] The true trailer will come out on February 27th.

Andrew: Wow!

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Wow.

Ben: Guys, I have no idea what just happened there.

Andrew: February 27th.

Ben: What? What happened?

Andrew: February 27th. That’s a Friday. I guess that’s a possibility.

Ben: What’s going on? What were we talking about? What’s going on?

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: I just blanked out for a second.

Andrew: I don’t – you just had a vision, Ben, I think.

Ben: Oh my gosh!

Andrew: You predicted February 27th for the next trailer. We’ll see. [laughs]

Ben: Wow.

Andrew: That was so weird.

Ben: Sorry. Sometimes it just comes to me.

Andrew: Right. I understand. Thanks, everyone, for listening.

[“My Generation” by The Who starts playing]

Andrew: Whoa! That was really loud! We’ll leave you with “My Generation” by The Who. Goodnight, everybody!

Nick: Bye.

[“My Generation” plays]

Transcript #168

MuggleCast 168 Transcript


Show Intro


[Intro music begins]

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[“Innuendo” by Queen begins playing]

Andrew: Because we’re here to usher in the new year, this is MuggleCast Episode 168 for January 15th, 2009!

[Show music begins playing]

Andrew: And look at this.

Matt: What?

Andrew: Look at this. 686 people in the Ustream feed right now, and there’s not even big news. This is like – this may be one of the biggest shows we’ve done live on Ustream, and there’s not even news. There is news. There’s a lot of news, and I’m excited…

Micah: There’s news.

Andrew: …to introduce – thank you, Micah – I’m excited to introduce the panel today. First, joining me in studios, Matt Britton.

Matt: Hi.

Andrew: Well said. Also, via Skype today is Micah Tannenbaum.

Micah: Hey.

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: Man of many words, as always. Who else have we got here? We also have Laura Thompson. Hello, Laura.

Laura: Hey, how are you?

Andrew: You are looking dashing today.

Laura: Oh I know, thank you. I dressed up just for…

Andrew: Anyway, also, Eric is here. Hey, Eric. Just kidding.

[Matt laughs]

Eric: Hey guys.

Andrew: Eric, there’s a lot to talk to you about since you’ve seen this movie, and now we have a PG rating. Very confusing.

Eric: Actually, I’m not so sure, Andrew. I’m not so sure I’ve seen this movie. I think…

Andrew: You think they changed it? [laughs] I see. And lastly, also joining us today, Nick Myers, a – he was petitioned on MuggleSpace to come on the show, so we have him here on MuggleCast. Hey, Nick.

Nick: Hey everyone, how are you doing?

Andrew: There’s Nick, isn’t that refreshing? An English voice. Haven’t heard one of those in a while. [clears throat] No, I’m just kidding. Jamie’s a great – Nick, how about you start the show off, tell us – tell everyone a little bit about yourself. We need to know who you are.

Nick: Well, I’ve actually worked on MuggleNet for two years on the movie section, the picture page, the gallery, just doing general maintenance around the site. I live in sunny England, I’m nineteen years old. What else do you want to know?

Andrew: That’s about it. You sound like Jamie, so I think everyone will be happy with you.

[Nick laughs]

Andrew: No, but you’ll come into your own on the show, I’m sure. [laughs]


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News: Half-Blood Prince Gets a PG Rating


Andrew: Anyway, welcome, everyone, to MuggleCast Live. Like I said, it’s a wonderful Thursday evening. I didn’t say that part. I did say there were six – over six – over 700 people listening now, so this is great. Thanks, everyone, for tuning in. Quick reminder before we start, there’s obviously – with a lot of people listening, there’s a lot of people in the chat room. If you want to listen to this without the chat, just go to MuggleNet and you’ll see at the top post there is a reminder about the show. Click the “Read More” link and then you’ll see a window that’s just streaming this and it won’t be with the chat. So that’ll help calm that down if you don’t like the chat. Anyway, Micah, what’s in the news this week?

Micah: You mentioned it before, Andrew. Half-Blood Prince was given a PG rating. This story was back on January 7th, not too long ago. But what kind of makes me wonder is that it says PG is for “scary images, some violence, language and mild sensuality.”

Andrew: Yes. Okay, now this – this is surprising. I mean, because everyone was expecting – let me put it this way: Goblet of Fire – before Goblet of Fire came out – of course that was the first movie with the PG-13 rating – everyone was like, “Well, is this going to be PG?” because we’ve seen before that there’s been a – you know – the books are obviously getting darker. So why did it go back to PG? That’s the question I guess we should try to figure out, and a lot of people are also disappointed. Nick, you had an interesting take on this. To get the discussion started, you e-mailed me about it the other day. Can you tell us about that? It’s really interesting.

Nick: Yeah, of course. After the announcement of the PG rating in America, the first thing I did was I went on the BBFC website and looked at the U.K. classification. I found something quite interesting. Basically, the trailers for the latest Half-Blood Prince movie in the U.K. have been rated 12A, which usually means that the film will also follow suit and also be a 12. The past two films have also been 12s and they had trailers with 12A ratings.

Andrew: Right.

Nick: So I guess what I’m saying is it’s going to be rated 12 over here by the looks of things…

Andrew: Yeah.

Nick: …which is kind of a PG-13 equivalent.

Andrew: Yeah, so isn’t that interesting? So that would be actually – that would be a first time one of the Potter films has a different rating here, isn’t that right? I mean, there’s never been a time when it’s rated 12A over there and PG here, or vice versa.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: PG’s silly, but, Eric, let’s go to you now. You’ve seen the film, and you said it was the darkest yet when we discussed this on the phone the other day.

Eric: Yeah, it wasn’t just the darkest yet; it was painfully PG-13 in my opinion, and I actually didn’t want to say anything then when I had first begun. First of all, Andrew, I just logged into the Ustream and it says “Off Air.” Are we actually on air?

Andrew: No, we’re on air. Yeah.

Eric: Okay, because I can’t pull up the chat, so I’m just making sure. But anyway, when I first got done seeing the movie I didn’t want to mention exactly how dark the movie was, specifically because I think one of these news articles now, one of the stars, is saying that they feel they’ve achieved this perfect balance between humor and darkness. I actually felt that the scale was tipped a little bit more in the darkness, to be honest, and I spoke with David Heyman and David Yates afterwards and said, “Dude. Okay, first of all, the entire movie – the entire movie that we saw was in sepia.” I mean, it just felt like the whole thing was color-washed and really dark, and dark literally. We’re talking literally dark. They assured me that they were still working on the color, et cetera, et cetera. But whatever happy scenes there are, and there were some genuinely funny scenes in this movie, I just felt that the darkness was really intense when there was. And I just don’t see any way that this movie could be PG from the film – from the preview that we saw. The movie we saw had, you know, not a completed score, so maybe it’s a really happy score. Maybe they just set all the depressing, horrible scenes to happy music. I don’t know.

Andrew: Is there a chance that the Motion Picture Association of America, they just decided – maybe they were feeling lenient that day or something? That’s what one blog suggested, which I thought was kind of funny.

Eric: I think it’s possible, but what I wanted to bring to the show as far as discussion-wise is, the more I thought about it, the sixth Harry Potter book to me is actually a lot lighter, I think, than Book 5. I mean at least Harry’s not as angsty, so…

Andrew: Right.

Eric: I mean, and it’s not until Book 7 that everyone starts dying. So Book 6 being a lot about Voldemort is very interesting, but if you’re even going to take most of that away, then you’ve kind of got the makings of a PG movie, I guess, right? I mean…

Andrew: Right.

Eric: …it will get dark, but it might not be. The book seemed…

Matt: Eric, do you – now when you say that there are scenes that are – like this film was a lot more darker than the previous films, do you mean it was darker in the action, like physically darker, or verbally, like in the script and stuff? Do you know what I mean? Like, if someone – like it had deeper tones.

Eric: Language hasn’t changed too much, so language as far as in the wording and stuff is much darker. No. I think it’s more in the events, the thematic – maybe then they were really trying to play up the Voldemort aspect of it, but it just felt – I mean, a lot is going on, and one of the things I liked about this film was how slow it was. I’m going to use the term slow because I felt that they spread all the events that happened in Book 6 out to actually make them feel like they were taking place over the course of a longer period of time, unlike when they rushed things.

Andrew: Let’s get everyone else’s thoughts. Laura, Micah, and Penny’s joining us now. I’ll be completely honest, Penny, I completely forgot to call you… [laughs] …when I was getting this.

Penny: Yeah, I’m forgettable like that, aren’t I? [laughs]

Andrew: Yes, you are, and by forgettable I mean amazing. Anyway…

Penny: We’ll remember that in the future.

Andrew: Yeah. Awkward. Laura, Penny, Micah? What do you guys think about this? I mean, is it a disappointment?

Laura: I’m kind of scared. I’m not going to lie. I mean, considering that the previous – the couple movies past have been PG-13, and I really consider the content of Book 6 to be just as, if not more, frightening than the content of Books 4 and 5.

Andrew: Yeah.

Laura: So, I’m really kind of confused.

Andrew: Yeah.

Laura: I’m not going to lie.

Andrew: Yeah. Micah?

Micah: Yeah, I agree with Laura. I think that it’s kind of disheartening to see that it’s rated PG, and – just because you do have a death in this book, probably the biggest in the series for most people, and you have a rogue necklace running around the grounds of Hogwarts, and I’m sure that’s a pretty creepy scene. And a couple of other things. I mean, like Laura did say, you’re dealing with a lot of dark material here. It’s really where you get your first glimpse into Horcruxes. I’m assuming that they kept that in the film. And I just think that for PG rating, it’s kind of questionable with the past two films being PG-13.

Andrew: And Penny? How about you?

Penny: Yeah, I just worry that they’re not going to be able to do justice to everything. That’s my biggest problem with it. I don’t know if you guys said that before, but there is so much in this that is darker, and there are so many more mature themes, that if they can’t do justice to it with that rating, it’s going to be a real disappointment.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: What kind of things, though, would make it PG-13? Let’s just name off some stuff.

Andrew: Well, I mean – the book itself?

Micah: The sex, drugs, rock n’ roll of Harry Potter.

Laura: Well, there was the whole scene where…

Andrew: Yeah, where’s the sex? Where’s the drugs?

[Penny laughs]

Andrew: I want the Harry smoking some hash.

Matt: Hash?

Andrew: He needs to relax!

[Penny laughs]

Matt: Cocaine?

Eric: Yeah, just take a kitten and – just cut some kittens in half. That would make something – actually, probably more than PG-13.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Yeah, about that.

Andrew: Yeah, because I just started reading Half-Blood Prince the other day actually, again, to figure out what could – what’s – what – because obviously because we’re talking about it more. But can anyone think of any scenes that may be a problem?

Laura: The Inferi? Dead people…

Eric: That’s where, like…

Laura: …coming out of the water?

Matt: Yeah. Oh, and the whole Sectumsempra thing with Draco…

Laura: Yeah.

Matt: …with his insides coming out, but they cut that.

Eric: Okay, well, let me interject then. The movie that I saw did do the book justice. In fact, it did the book so much justice that it was my favorite film that I had seen, and I hadn’t seen the whole thing that was finished and edited. So we know that they haven’t cut nearly anything. They – David Heyman said they were just – they added one scene and that was it; they just tinkered it a little bit. Okay, the movie I saw did great justice to the book. And so maybe we’re overreacting, because to be perfectly honest, I was very satisfied. And you guys know, listening to me on MuggleCast for however long it’s been, three years, that I’m not easily pleased.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Oh.

Andrew: Yeah, you’re just a big complainer.

[Nick says something unintelligible]

Andrew: What’s that, Nick?

Eric: So I think they have to…

Nick: Could this just be a marketing ploy to get more people to – more people to go visit – or watch it. I mean, this will have made press all over the world, the rating thing. It’s great advertisement for the WB. It just seems very sort of – almost like it is a PG-13, they’ve just mis-rated it.

Andrew: Right.

Matt: I’m just scared it was probably originally PG-13 until they just added more stuff and then kept editing it until it was a PG film.

Andrew: I don’t think they would do that.

Matt: You don’t think they would?

Eric: Do you think the were aiming for a PG rating?

Matt: I don’t know. A broader audience? I mean, PG-13 is not that bad. I mean…

Eric: No.

Matt: What – I just want to know, what was it that made it a PG and not PG-13?

Andrew: Eric, do you think it’s darker than Order of the Phoenix and Goblet of Fire? Like, you know – I don’t even know how to explain that.

Eric: It’s rough. I mean, it’s a different movie altogether. I mean, that’s the problem. Movie 4 I thought was really dark and stuff, and obviously there’s the creepy Voldemortness of it all. It’s a different film, but I did feel it was dark. The first thing I said to – when I had the pleasure of meeting those guys, I said, “This is not, nor can it be marketed as, a kid’s movie.” Because actually, I felt that the young kids who would see this, if it were, say, PG – you know, the five or six year olds – I made the contrast of Chamber of Secrets, which was rated PG for some scary scenes, and they had to, in the trailer, mention that it was rated for these scenes of scary spiders and the Basilisk was supposed to be scary. Okay, if you’re comparing rating here, the stuff they have in Movie 6 is a lot scarier. Like you guys said. Dead bodies coming out of the water. Souls being split in pieces. A lot scarier than giant spiders.

Matt: Well, that’s the same exact thing that happened in Chamber of Secrets. Voldemort’s soul was split in half, and there were giant spiders. But the spiders didn’t come out and kill anybody, they were just there. They were just there. [whispers] They were just there!

Andrew: So, I mean, is there anything else to talk about this? I mean, it is somewhat disheartening, I guess, in a way, but I’m just holding out hope that the people who decided to rate it at the MPAA were just like, “Eh…” I don’t know. I mean, did Order of the Phoenix – did Goblet of Fire and Order of the Phoenix even deserve the PG rating? PG-13 rating?

Eric: That’s a good question. Maybe they’re trying to reform a little bit. I don’t know. I mean, it’s not really a shame to be – I mean, if you guys look at older movies, like Planet of the Apes for instance, that’s rated PG by the Motion Picture – we’re talking about the one in the ’60s – is rated PG, and there is all sorts of swear words in that movie.

Matt: Well, yeah, there wasn’t any headway – there wasn’t no middle ground between PG and R rating at that time.

Eric: Right, right. Then. So they – nowadays that movie might get a PG-13 rating. But I’m just saying, certain time changes sort of what ratings mean…

Matt: Well, maybe the times are changing, Eric. I mean, do they have a refresh every year saying, “Well, should we up the PG rating?” or what? We’ve got to get somebody on the…

Penny: Yeah, but they’re not letting the public – the problem is that they’re not letting the public know that, though, so let’s say the MPAA or Warner Brothers says, “Okay, now we’re making this PG,” you still have kids out there who maybe shouldn’t be seeing this movie because it is pretty dark, that are going to go and see it because it’s a PG movie. So if you think about what the ratings are for, that might be problematic. Whether we’re disappointed or not is one thing, but when I think about parents taking their kids, that bothers me too.

Matt: Uh-huh.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Well, we don’t really know…

Micah: I like what Nick said earlier, though, when he was talking about – does Warner Brothers have something to gain by making it PG?

Eric: Just…

Micah: A wider audience would be one.

Matt: Yeah.

Eric: Just the ability to corrupt the minds of the innocent. Virgin eyes.

[Matt and Micah laugh]

Eric: I hate thinking – I mean, we just got over thinking that WB were the villains, and now I just feel that I was tragically misunderstood by the makers of the film and that they agreed with me then, and said, “Hey, it’s not for kids,” but then went and advertised it to four year-olds in fricking day care!

Matt: [laughs] Maybe Warner Brothers was just too busy with the whole Watchmen thing that they just thought, “You know what? Just give Harry Potter a PG rating, we’re too busy with this.”

Micah: [laughs] But how do you go from Half-Blood Prince being PG to Deathly Hallows potentially being rated R?

Andrew: No, it can’t be.

Matt: No, it’s never going to be rated R.

Laura: It can’t be rated R.

Andrew: Unless you see death or something.

Matt: Unless there’s an intimate scene with somebody.

Andrew: Well…

Eric: Unless they actually do the Hedwig scene.

[Matt laughs]

Laura: They wouldn’t rate it R for that.

Eric: Hedwig’s…

Matt: I mean, they would have to graphic up that death.

Andrew: Yeah, that death is not very…

Eric: Do you have any idea what special effects can do, Laura? We can see…

Laura: Sure.

Eric: …the little Hedwig body parts, little organs and…

Laura: Mmm, I’m pretty sure they’re not going to do that, but maybe you should pitch that to David Heyman and see what he thinks.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: I don’t know. David and I aren’t getting along.

Andrew: It would be kind of funny if… [laughs] …they did decide to rate it R. I mean, you can’t – no Harry Potter book is rated R. Even if the book, exactly is for what it is, became a movie. Am I right?

Eric: No, it’s only the fanfic that’s R.

Andrew: Yeah.

[Laura laughs]

Eric: Even that just gets…

Laura: That’s so true.

Andrew: Just a word to those listening in the chat, we had to disable the video because we’re having some Upstream problems with the thing.

Eric: Andrew, we had video?

Andrew: Yes. There’s video of me and Matt. We’re naked. It’s fun.

Matt: Ew.

Andrew: [laughs] But anyway, we did have to do this. So anyway – just so everyone knows. And it keeps disconnecting, so I don’t know why. But hopefully it’ll get fixed. We should just switch to Stickam or something. That’d be funny.

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: Anyway. What was I going to say?

Matt: [whispers] I don’t know.

Andrew: Well, let’s move on. What else is in the news, Micah?


News: Toby Jones Returns as Dobby’s Voice


Micah: A couple more stories. Back on January 9th, the Telegraph reported that Toby Jones will be back to voice Dobby in Deathly Hallows. And we haven’t seen Dobby since Chamber of Secrets, so that was good news. And which begs the question, when do you think we’re going to hear some more casting news? They’re starting filming in a month from today, actually, so any idea as to when we’re going to hear some more information?

Matt: Jeez. How long has this movie been in production? Has it been over a year?

Andrew: Yes, it is. It is.

Matt: Oh my gosh.

Andrew: So. Yeah, I mean, that’s kind of cool to hear that he’s coming back. That was actually – people were pleasantly surprised to hear that, weren’t they?

Matt: Yeah. I was so excited.

Andrew: Really?

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Why?

Matt: Well, because, hello, he’s been out of the movies for, what, three movies now? Where he’s actually been in the movies – or the books?

Eric: It means that there’s got to be some kind of planning to have his character back in the movie adaptation, which they didn’t have to do.

Matt: Well, we get to see him die, pretty much. Oh, sorry, spoiler.

Eric: They bring him back to kill him off.

Matt: I know. Gosh. Warner Brothers is so nice. I don’t want to talk about his death.

Andrew: I guess there’s not much to discuss with there. What else is going on, Micah?


News: Harry Potter Theme Park


Micah: Well, I’m going to go over to Laura for this, because I heard she was sneaking around Universal Studios.

Laura: Oh. [laughs] Yeah.

Andrew: What were you up to, Laura?

Laura: I was just at Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure, in Orlando, Florida, which is pretty exciting for Potter fans, because we all know they’re building the theme park. And, first of all, funny story – I was walking through the section where they’re sort of doing a lot the construction, and it’s like the Jurassic Park area, and the Lost Continent, for anybody who’s ever been there. And they have all these big tall wooden gates that look very Hogwartsy-ish that are – it’s really exciting, but they’re hiding all the construction. And I saw one of them was cracked open, and so I went to just sort of stick my camera lens through and take a picture, but then I realized the gate was totally unlocked! And so I kind of opened it a little bit…

[Andrew laughs]

Laura: …and as I was doing that, a Universal employee comes up to me and was like, “Uh, no.”

[Andrew laughs]

Laura: So I was like, “Okay, okay, I’m leaving!” But I just thought it was funny, because there wasn’t actually anything back there. I looked and there was nothing behind this particular gate. But they didn’t want me back there.

Eric: Muggles can’t see it, Laura.

Laura: [unintelligible] so far. Oh, that’s true.

Andrew: Is there anything interesting going on? Because we get people commenting, you know, or sending in picture reports every once and a while, but all they are – it’s the same thing! Now, granted, the park’s not opening up for one – maybe two – years. So, I mean, was there anything?

Laura: Umm…

Matt: Did you see any dirt?

Laura: A lot of it…

[Micah laughs]

Laura: What? I’m sorry, the feed’s freaking out.

Matt: Oh.

Laura: Essentially, I think it would take somebody who had been to the park a few times to notice the changes, because it’s become very apparent that they;re using a lot of pre-existing structure from those parts of the theme park so they’re not going to be rebuilding new things. Like there was at one time in the Lost Continent area a huge restaurant, and now, if you stand on a bridge, you can see where they’ve completely taken the roof off of that and they’ve gone down to sort of – the more foundation part of it where there’s still some castle-looking area that’s on the water.

Andrew: Aha.

Laura: So it looks like they’re building it up from there.

Andrew: That’s cool!

Laura: I…

Andrew: So it’ll be on the water?

Laura:[unintelligible] being constructed. It’s sort of on the water. The way they had it was the restaurant was inside, and you went out on to a back patio area, and it was on the water.

Andrew: I see.

Matt: Oh.

Laura: I’m thinking maybe that’ll be the Three Broomsticks. I don’t know.

Matt: Hmm. Interesting, interesting, interesting.

Andrew: That’s very exciting.

Laura: Yeah.

Andrew: I mean, that would be really cool if it was on the water. What was I going to say? Pie, that’s what. Not to change the subject so quickly, but Eric just sent a link in the chat that – yeah, I’ve seen this, Eric, it’s actually pretty interesting. It’s an article asking, could the Harry – and my immediate answer is no – could the Harry Potter series end early? What are they saying in this article, Eric?


News: Could Deathly Hallows Be Pulled?


Eric: They’re saying that movie studios are pulling movies and is it that far-fetched to suspect that they just wouldn’t go on making a seventh Harry Potter film due to the massive budget that it would require, and do they really need to? As Warner Brothers, couldn’t they just squash – couldn’t they just not make a seventh Harry Potter film and sit on the rights so that no one else could make it? Really, a bit of a paranoid sort of idea-maker there.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: If they thought they had a problem pushing back Half-Blood Prince, they would have a huge problem…

Matt: Right! [laughs]

Micah: …doing something like that.

Andrew: Listen. I mean, the Harry Potter franchise is now the biggest franchise of all time. Why would you even think they would not do a final film? WB can certainly afford it!

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: [laughs] It’s…

Matt: Don’t you think they’ve been saving up for this movie, though, too?

Andrew: I think the idea – no! What, they’re like throwing some money in their…

Matt: Yeah, they’ve got a savings account.

Andrew:Deathly Hallows piggy-bank?

Matt: Yeah. I’d like to deposit this in the DH account, please.

Andrew: Yeah. No.

Eric: Whatever it costs, they’ll make it back plus some.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: You know what I’m saying?

Andrew: Plus double, triple! I mean… [laughs]

Eric: They really have nothing to…

Matt: It’s in two parts. I mean, shoot.

Andrew: Oh, yeah! Hell, yeah! I mean, it’s insane, when you think about it, how much money the final film alone will generate.

Matt: A lot.

Andrew: A lot of money.

Matt: Yes.

Andrew: So that’s – I think this article, more than anything, is sort of just an attention grabber. Like, “Ooh, will it really end?” And the sad thing is, it made so many stupid headlines in the different movie blog sites and all that.

Matt: Well, what kind of movies were pulled? I know that the Chronicles of Narnia film was pulled by Disney, but that’s all I know.

Eric: [unintelligible] Narnia

Andrew: Yeah, well, that was pretty sad. What did you guys think of the Narnia films being cancelled? Well, the third one. I was looking forward to the third one.

Eric: Well…

Matt: Yeah, I was too, because everyone who read the books said it was so good.

Eric: The book is great. Voyage of the Dawn Treader is a great book, but it became apparent when I saw Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End that if they were to do a – they’re very similar, let’s just put it that way. The scenes and – C.S. Lewis wrote it way before Pirates came out but they’re very similar. Why film the same movie? Et cetera, et cetera. I just think Voyage of the Dawn Treader is a massive underwater tank, undertaking, and it’s a bit disappointing that they won’t do it, but some things are better left to books, I guess.

Matt: I guess so.

Andrew: Yeah. What else is going on, Micah? In the news?


News: Jim Dale is not doing Beedle the Bard


Micah: One final piece of news. A lot of people actually asked about this, so we have kind of exclusive information here that Andrew was able to go and get.

Andrew: Ooh, everyone, listen up.

Matt: Oh, shh.

Andrew: Where’s my exclusive sound effect?

Matt: [whispering] Okay, okay.

Andrew: Oh, I don’t have one.

Micah: Have you got one? Oh, you don’t have one. Oh, okay.

[Andrew makes sound effect]

Micah: Anyway – nice. Thatís good. Jim Dale has not been approached to do a Beedle the Bard audiobook as of right now.

[Andrew repeats sound effect]

Andrew: That’s kind of sad. I’m going to be honest. We posed this question to his agent, because a lot of people are wondering, is Mr. Dale going to do it? Because he’s been involved in so many so many Potter books and…you know?

Matt: Now that we’ve seen the book, we know how small it is.

Andrew: Yeah, so he’d be able to knock it out.

Matt: He’d be able to knock it out, but it would be on like half of a CD, or – what? – an hour on an MP3 player?

[Laura sneezes]

Andrew: Bless you.

Matt: Oh, bless you.

Laura: Excuse me.

Andrew: It’d take him like three Apples. He’ll knock it right out.

[Micah laughs]

Matt: Would it even be worth it, though? I mean – what?

Andrew: Three Apples.

Micah: It’s for charity.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah, exactly. Jimmy-boy can read it. Maybe we can read it. Maybe we can petition.

Matt: Ooh, let’s do an audiobook. Yeah.

Laura: Heck yeah, sure.


MuggleNet Fan Fiction: Audiofictions


Andrew: Hey, speaking of that, real quick plug for MuggleNet Fan Fiction. They started this thing called Audiofictions, and basically they are audiobook versions of Harry Potter fan fictions. And they just released the first one a couple of weeks ago; we plugged it on MuggleNet, and they’re really cool. I want to get in on it. [laughs] I asked them if I could read one for them one time. That’d be fun. I’m an inspiring Jim Dale user…

Matt: No, you’re not.

Andrew: …person.

Micah: We should get Mason to do it.

Matt: [laughs] You’re so not. Yeah, let’s get Mason on it.

Andrew: So, if you want to check this out: FanFiction.MuggleNet.com. They’re very innovative, I must say. Is that it, Micah? Is there anything else to talk about?

Micah: That is it. We’re done.

Andrew: Oh, that’s it? Oh.


NPR feels threatened by MuggleCast!?


Andrew: Okay, well, also going on this week, a couple announcements. First of all, this isn’t an announcement, but we want to talk about it. The 2008 Web Blog Awards. We came in second place.

Matt: Aww.

Andrew: Which, not a big deal, it’s fine. But what happened was NPR was also in the running for this, and they were trying to compete with us. Now, for some reason, it was called The Harry Podcast MuggleCast on the voting thing…

Matt: Ugh.

Andrew: …which is weird in and of itself.

Matt: It’s so awkward to read it too.

Andrew: Yeah, and kind of embarrassing, because who would name a podcast Harry Podcast MuggleCast? But anyway, we need to call out NPR, a little wag of the finger, in the words of Colbert. Because what they did was kind of weird. Let me play this. This is their little plea to beat us.

Matt: Play the clip, Andrew.

Andrew: Okay. Here’s the clip.

NPR Host 1: …this morning about the 2008 Web Blog Awards. These are where people get to vote for the best podcast of the year.

NPR Host 2: And we don’t really care about awards. Our mothers do, but we don’t particularly…

Andrew: Oh, right, sure.

NPR Host 2: But there was something about this e-mail from Adam that really made us all snap to attention.

NPR Host 1: Which is that we are losing to the Harry Podcast MuggleCast.

[NPR hosts laugh]

[Andrew laughs mockingly]

NPR Host 2: And I’m sure that the Harry Podcast MuggleCast is an excellent podcast, and we wish them well, but we want them to come in second place.

NPR Host 1: So, if you don’t mind, please go and vote. You don’t have to register or anything. Just go click. And actually, I’m going to do it on this computer because I think you can do it once per computer per 24 hour period.

Andrew: So that’s NPR trying to encourage their visitors to beat out a amateur Harry Potter podcast. [laughs] Which I thought was really funny and kind of ironic because they said they wanted…

Micah: They got it right.

Matt: Well, yeah. We did get second place.

Andrew: They said they didn’t want us to get second place…

Matt: No, they did.

Eric: They got what they wanted.

Matt: “We want them to get second place.” Well, we did get second place.

Andrew: And they got third. Apparently Econ Talk didn’t matter. But then at the end of the show, once isn’t enough, they have to do it again. Sorry, turned my audio down. They had to do it again. Listen to this.

NPR Host 1: Well, right now I’m making a living working on this podcast.

NPR Host 2: I think we just finished another one. Do not, Planet Money listeners, forget to vote for us in the 2008 Web Blog Awards. Don’t let the Harry Podcast MuggleCast make Adam cry.

NPR Host 1: Don’t let them win.

NPR Host 2: No! The link’s on our blog: NPR.org/Money. I’m Laura Connoway and I’m going to win this thing.

NPR Host 1: And I’m David…

Andrew: Like – what? Do you really need to – I mean…

[Matt laughs]

Laura: Seriously?

Andrew: [laughs] What!?

Matt: Andrew…

[Andrew laughs]

Laura: Wow, NPR is threatened by MuggleCast.

Andrew: [laughs] I know. I find it very flattering. NPR is a fantastic group of radio programs.

Matt: They have a whole bunch of them. I was on iTunes. They have what, thirteen?

Andrew: Probably more. Close to thirty, I think. They’re…

Matt: Oh my God.

Andrew: So we did get second place, just like they wanted, so – but they ended up getting third, and they posted a picture on their blog. It was like Jim cried – or whoever that guy was – he cried because we lost – he lost.

Matt: Well, everything works out in the end.

Andrew: Yeah. So listen, NPR…

Laura: Plug on NPR.

Andrew: …we beat you. We’re better than you.

Matt: No, don’t say that.

Andrew: All right. Yeah, that’s cocky.

Andrew: Laura…

Laura: We’re a lot better than you.

Andrew: …do you have a cold? Laura, do you have a cold, Laura?

Laura: Yeah, I do.

Andrew: Oh.

Laura: I was hoping no one would notice.

Andrew: You know what? I didn’t notice, but someone in the chat did. So I had to ask.

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Laura: Thanks for noticing, person in the chat. Feeling bad for my sickness.

Andrew: That’s funny.

Eric: You got to get down with the sickness, Laura.

Matt: You got to get down with the sickness [unintelligible]


Announcements: Podcast Alley and Midnight Leaky Mug


Andrew: Anyway, in other announcement news, don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Currently, we’re in number three, so thanks for that. And don’t forget – and this was just announced today (another announcement about Azkatraz) – Azkatraz 2009 in July. It’s going to be a fantastic event. Of course, it’s going to be right after the movie release, and we just announced today that the podcast we are going to do after the midnight release of Half-Blood Prince is actually going be… [gasps] …a Leaky Mug.

Matt: [gasps] OMG.

Andrew: So we announced that on that on MuggleCast today.

Micah: So excited.

Andrew: MuggleNet today. You can get more details on MuggleNet.com. Okay, how you doing, Nick? Nick?

Nick: Okay, sorry, I lost you on your audio for a second there.

Andrew: That’s okay. Just wanted to check in on you to make sure you’re still okay. You’re a first-timer; we have to take extra good care of you. [laughs]

Nick: You’re doing a wonderful job. Thanks.

Andrew: [laughs] Can you say “brilliant,” please, instead of “wonderful”? The fan girls like that.

Matt: Stop making him Jamie!

[Andrew laughs]

Matt: Let him be himself.

[Andrew laughs]

Andrew: I’m just kidding. Usually Brits say “brilliant.” Anyway – whatever.

Matt: God.


Muggle Mail: Effect of Beedle the Bard on Fandom


Andrew: Okay, Muggle Mail this week. We have a few e-mails to get through, then we’re going to talk about 2009: what to expect this year. Another wonderful year in Harry Potter. So who wants to take the first Muggle Mail? Matt, how about you do it?

Matt: Okay. Okay. So, our first e-mail comes from Thalia Culvin. She’s thirteen from Mason, Ohio. That’s what the OH means, right?

Andrew: Mhm.

Matt: Okay. And she writes:

“Hi guys, love your show. I just had a couple comments regarding your discussion of the Top 7 News Events of the year. You talked about which ones have had the most impact on the fandom. Although I agree that a new book by J.K.R definitely deserves a high place on the list, ‘Beedle the Bard’ didn’t really do that much to introduce new people to the fandom. Although it’s sort of – it’s the sort of the thing that keeps the fandom going, I found that only people who were already mega-fans of the books have even heard of it. My friend who is a big fan of ‘Harry Potter’ and movies came to me and all excited about a week ago and informed me that there was a new book by J.K.R coming out. She was very surprised to hear that I had known for many months. On the other hand, I know lots of people who became fans of the books through the movies. So the ‘Half-Blood Prince’ delay really could be at the top of the list, I think. Anyway, just thought I’d throw that – my two cents in. Lots of love, Thalia.”

Andrew: Yeah, so that was interesting, I thought.

Matt: Yeah, I thought it was interesting, too.

Andrew: Sorry, I have to re-read it, but I know I put it in for a reason.

Eric: She says that only people who were big fans of the books knew about Beedle the Bard. But actually, I found the opposite…

Andrew: Really?

Matt: Really?

Eric: …to be true. Yeah, people – just knowing Kristen at work, people come up to her and say, “Hey, is this new Beedle the Bard thing – is that any good and what’s that all about?” So they’ve heard of it and they are just regular random co-worker normal people, not inside fandom at all.

Matt: Well, I mean, they probably heard it in the news, but it doesn’t have Harry Potter and the Beedle the Bard. It’s just Beedle the Bard by J.K. Rowling. So they probably thought – they probably just wanted to know if it was connected to Harry Potter or anything. I mean, it’s basically the first book that doesn’t have Harry Potter and the blah, blah, blah written by J.K. Rowling.

Eric: But what this girl is saying is that Beedle the Bard did nothing for new people who don’t already belong to the fandom and, therefore, is a less significant event of the year. And I mean when we did that show, we were arguing about which is more important, and we had a nice little discussion there so that’s all fine.

Matt: Right. But I do kind of agree with Thalia on her opinion on Beedle the Bard though. I do think that Beedle the Bard is only a novelty of the Harry Potter series. I don’t think it has any real influence on a general audience to actually read the rest of the Harry Potter books because there’s no real connection, except for the brothers story.


Muggle Mail: DH Foreshadowing in Movie 4


Andrew: Mhm. Next e-mail. Nick, you want to read that one from Tawney?

Nick: Yeah, of course. This is from Tawney. She writes:

Hey MuggleCasters, I really love the show and I love you all as individuals. I was watching the ‘Goblet of Fire’ movie with subtitles, not because I can’t hear but because I like to know every word said. And in the scene where Fred and George try to put their names into the Goblet of Fire, they start to fight and one of them yells, ‘I’ll rip off your ears!’ When I saw this line, I couldn’t help but laugh, as we very well know that George does lose his ear in the final book. I was just wondering what you thought about this line as the movie did come out before ‘Deathly Hallows.’ Thanks and Happy New Year.”

Andrew: Isn’t that kind of interesting? It’s a nice little parallel.

Laura: Yeah.

Andrew: A little foreshadowing.

Eric: Irony. Ha.

Matt: It would be funny if he said, “I’ll rip your ears off!” And then the other twin goes, “Yeah, but you’re going to die!”

[Everyone laughs]

Laura: Oh my God.

Matt: Too soon?

Andrew: No, it’s not. That was perfect timing.

Eric: Too soon, too soon?

Andrew: Next e-mail. Laura, go.


Muggle Mail: Dumbledore’s Comments in Beedle the Bard


Laura: Okay. Jordan, seventeen, of Australia writes:

“Hey. Did you guys think Dumbledore’s comments were too lengthy? I thought they were only going to be footnotes but they were pages long. This seems to be a major complaint among ‘Beedle’ haters so I thought it was worth addressing. That’s it, really. Thanks for reading.”

Andrew: [laughs] This is weird. This is one of the very few e-mails who complained about this.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Does anyone think his comments were too lengthy? Now, I do have to say, actually – this just reminded me of something – Matt – not Matt – Ryan, my brother, Ryan, he read Beedle the Bard while I was back home in New Jersey and he didn’t want to read Dumbledore’s commentary either. He thought it was too boring. Then again, he’s twelve. Although, I take that back; twelve year-olds obviously like Harry Potter. But I don’t know. Jordan isn’t the only one.

Eric: Do you guys think it sounded like Dumbledore?

Andrew: Yes, definitely!

Micah: Yeah.

Matt: Yes.

Laura: Oh, yeah.

Eric: Like it wasn’t…


Eric Hasn’t Read Beedle the Bard


Andrew: Have you read it yet, Eric, by the way? [laughs]

Eric: I haven’t…

Andrew: You still haven’t read it?

Eric: …but I’ve heard a few comments…

Andrew: Eric!

Eric: No, I have not.

Andrew: Eric, it takes an hour to read. Surely you’ve had an hour. [laughs]

Eric: I just started college, Andrew.

Andrew: I know, but…

Eric: I’m reading about the French Revolution.

Andrew: Oh, sorry.

Laura: I was in college when it came out.

Micah: Come on!

Laura: Finals week.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: New Year’s resolution.

Eric: Seriously, I – seriously, the comments I’ve heard say…

Micah: By the next show, you have to…

Eric: …that it doesn’t sound like Dumbledore.

Matt: Eric, that’s sad.

Eric: Oh, don’t give me an ultimatum, Micah!

Matt: It’s so depressing.

Eric: Mr. Goblet of Fire movie.

Andrew: Order of the Phoenix!

Micah: It was Order of the Phoenix!

Andrew: You screwed it up again! [laughs] I don’t know, I…

Micah: What is interesting, though, Andrew.

Andrew: What?

MuggleCast 168 Transcript (continued)


Back to Dumbledore’s Commentary


Micah: You know that link you just sent me of J.K. Rowling doing the interview…

Andrew: Yes.

Micah: …in Edinburgh for Beedle the Bard? She said that that was actually her favorite part of it all, was writing Dumbledore’s commentary, because she hadn’t had the opportunity to write him for so long, as a character.

Andrew: Hm, interesting. I mean, yeah, and why not? Dumbledore must be one of the funnest people to write about, or to write as! He’s so witty. In Beedle the Bard he’s extremely witty. The Lucius Malfoy stuff I loved. When Dumbledore was talking about how Lucius Malfoy originally got – they originally got into a fight or started hating each other.

Matt: Yeah, it was the start of a life-long feud, or something like that.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: That was pretty chill.


Muggle Mail: Bloopers


Andrew: And final e-mail for today. Eric, do you want to read it?

[Long pause]

Eric: Yes!

[Matt laughs]

Eric: This one is from Jose, seventeen, from Tulare, California. Tulare? [pronounces Too-lar-ay] Tulare? Any of you Californians help me out?

Andrew: [pronounces Too-lair] Tulare, I guess?

Eric: Tulare, California. Jose says:

“I can’t help but notice that at the end of Episode 167, you said that you’d been recording for one hour fifty minutes. It beggs the question…” – with two g’s there – “…what kind of hilarious bloopers are the fans missing out on? My suggestion is that you maybe should make a small show composed of the out-takes that take place behind the scenes. Love the show and I hope there is much more to come. Pickles!”

Andrew: Yeah, we may – that’s – what happens is we’ll record, but some things we say are really dirty. Like Laura has the worst potty mouth I’ve ever heard in my life.

Laura: I really do.

Andrew: She has to restrain herself on live shows. Don’t you – aren’t you sitting there with like duct tape that you wrap around your head whenever…

Laura: Mhm.

Andrew: …you’re resisting?

Matt: No, no. [laughs]

Laura: I mean, I literally – I mute my mic anytime I don’t have anything to say just so nothing slips out.

Matt: Oh, I thought you had like a pillow or something on your lap the entire time, and when you have something to say you just put it over your mouth. [makes noise like talking through pillow] Or not?

[Andrew pretends to laugh]

Matt: I thought it was funny, okay?


Main Discussion: 2009


Andrew: Let’s see. Okay. So that’s Muggle Mail this week. Let’s move on now to the main discussion. We’re talking about 2009, and that’s why we’re doing the live show. We’re ushering in the new year. It’s a new year! New Harry Potter! Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! New movie, new exhibition, and other stuff. So we know there’s a movie, we know there’s an exhibition, but what else can we look forward to? Micah, you want to go through some of the things we can hopefully look forward to? We can discuss them if they’re actually going to happen and whatnot.


Deathly Hallows Casting


Micah: Sure. One thing is Deathly Hallows casting. I know we had talked about this before when we were speaking about Dobby. But what else do you think we’re going to hear within maybe even the next couple of weeks with filming starting?

Matt: A poster for the movie.

Andrew: I cannot believe…

Micah: Which movie?

Andrew: …filming starts in a month. That’s insane!

Matt: Oh! Are we talking about Deathly Hallows?

Eric: [unintelligible] Half-Blood Prince.

Andrew: Oh, sorry, I thought you were talking about – never mind. [laughs]

Matt: Sorry.

Andrew: Yeah, I mean…

Micah: I was talking about Deathly Hallows.

Andrew: Oh, you were? Oh, okay.

Matt: Yeah, I was talking about Half-Blood Prince.

Andrew: Well, WB tends to be hush-hush in the way of casting news. Usually it has to be pried out of them in the way of a leak. Like, someone will say in an interview, [in British accent] “Oh yeah, I’ve been casted for this role in Harry Potter, by the way.” You know?

Matt: Maybe …

Andrew: Isn’t – that’s how we heard from James Brock – what’s that?

Eric: You’re doing your Nick impression?

Andrew: Nick? Yes. [laughs] That’s how we heard about Jim Broadbent. He did an interview with Dark Horizons, and Dark Horizons said, “Anything else coming up?” And he said, [in British accent] “Yeah, I’m doing – playing Professor Slughorn.”

Matt: I think one of the big casting news we’ll get is Xenophilius Lovegood.

Andrew: Yeah, that should be interesting.

Matt: Because, I mean, it definitely has to be like a very well-known British actor.

Eric: Bob Hoskins.

Matt: Well, that’s what they’ve been saying for a longest time. They’ve been saying some other guy too. I forget his name. I guess it wasn’t that important.

Eric: Bob Hoskins.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Matt: Smooth.

Andrew: What other…

Micah: What other big characters, though?

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Well, they still don’t have Scrimgeour.

Andrew: Yeah. You need a lion-like guy. You know who’d be great? Who’s that guy playing in X-Men Origins? Who’s that? Made that surprise appearance at Comic-Con.

Matt: Hugh Jackman?

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah. He’d be awesome!

Matt: You want Wolverine?

Andrew: Yes, I want Wolverine.

Eric: He’s Wolverine.

Andrew: He’d be fantastic. Well, no, because I’m thinking the lion-like description. They’re going to need somebody who looks like a lion, and he kind of looks like a lion.

Matt: He has to have orange hair, doesn’t he? That doesn’t matter.

Eric: You should get Robert Downey.

Matt: Robert Downey Jr. is American.

Andrew: He can pull an English accent.

Laura: It doesn’t matter! He’s hot.

Andrew: Who, Laura?

Laura: Robert Downey Jr.

Andrew: We’re not talking about who’s hot. We’re talking about who looks like a lion.

[Matt sighs]

Eric: Yeah, do you really want to have dreams about Scrimgeour?

Matt: Oh, I know who it is. It’s Robert Pattinson.

[Andrew and Laura laugh]

Andrew: They should bring him back for a role. A different role.

[Matt laughs]

Eric: A different role. Like Harry’s mentor.

[Matt laughs]

Eric: Harry’s new mentor. And just have them opposite each other.

Matt: [laughs] Harry goes in Deathly Hallows, “Didn’t you die in the fourth movie?”

[Eric and Matt laugh]

Eric: God, that’s great.

Matt: “We killed you off already.”

Eric: Guys, what about Clemence Poesy? Did you guys hear anything about…

Andrew: She should be coming back. She’s got nothing better to do, right?

Eric: Well, she just did In Bruges with Colin Farrell, which won the – well, he won the Golden Globe.

Andrew: Right.

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: And how about Professor Trelawney, now that they don’t have what’s-her-face.

Eric: Well, she never has that big a role.

Matt: They’ll probably cut her role.

Andrew: I hope not. She has awesome scenes in the battle.

Matt: She has…

[Nick says something unintelligible]

Andrew: What? Sorry, what’s that, Nick?

Nick: Is she not going to be in both of them? Or is she just missing the first one?

Andrew: No, she – I think she’s – yeah, she’s skipping out on both.

Matt: Wait, don’t we just see Trelawney in that one scene?

Nick: The second.

Matt: Yeah, at the end of the book.

Andrew: Right, the battle.

Matt: That one scene where she’s on the balcony with the globes.

Andrew: The battle, yeah, that’s what I’m saying.

Matt: Yeah, that…

Laura: They could probably live without her.

Matt: It’ll be like ten seconds in the movie.

Andrew: But it would still be cool. Don’t you guys see what I’m saying here?

Matt: [imitating Andrew] No, no, we do see what you’re saying! But it’s…

[Laura laughs]

Matt: It’s a small – no matter how you put it, it’s still a very quick, small scene.

Andrew: Yes.

Matt: Literally, she’ll be walking in. It will take two hours.

Andrew: I know.

Micah: So why can’t she do it?

Andrew: Yeah, exactly, why can’t she do it? And the other thing is…

Matt: She probably doesn’t think it’s worth it.

Andrew: Okay.

Matt: Okay, here we go, let’s go with the hate.

Andrew: Hold on.

Matt: But I’m just telling you what she would probably think.

Andrew: Emma Thompson aside, you can still have someone else do the role real quick. That’s what I’m saying.

Matt: But…

Eric: Why…

Matt: The audience is going to be like, “Who’s that? Is that…?”

Eric: Yeah.

Matt: “Is that – is that Trelawney?”

Andrew: Honestly, you can’t even tell it’s Emma Thompson, because of that wig and those glasses. They could easily find a look-a-like.

Eric: Warwick Davis could play Emma – the new Trelawney.

Andrew: Oh yeah. [laughs] That’d be pretty funny.

Micah: Wow.

[Matt laughs]

Eric: Because he’s already got one makeover. They already made him into the choir director.

Andrew: Right. But he was still – he wasn’t playing – he was still what’s-his-face.

Matt: You can’t replace Emma Thompson though.

Micah: Flitwick?

Andrew: Flitwick, yeah, thank you.

Micah: What about Yaxley? He has a big role.

Andrew: Oh yeah.

Matt: Yeah, he does.

Eric: Wait, what about Yaxley?

Andrew: That’d be a good one for Hugh.

Penny: You know who else I’d love to see? What about like, Ricky Gervais? For like a comedic…

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Matt: Oh yeah.

Andrew: That’d be awesome.

Penny: One of the stupid Death Eaters, if there is one.

Eric: [laughs] They would make one.

Matt: He can play Xenophilius, couldn’t he? Doesn’t he kind of have…

Penny: He could.

Matt: He kind of fits that role. But I don’t know. I mean he did do Extras with Daniel Radcliffe. They do kind of have that history. And Warwick Davis, who plays seventeen roles in Harry Potter.

Andrew: Yeah. [laughs]

Penny: Warwick Davis or Verne Troyer? Oh no, it was…

Andrew: See – yeah, so many people get confused over that. There was a big discrepancy over that. IMDB had it all wrong.

Matt: Very hush-hush.

Andrew: No, wasn’t saying that. Any other roles?

Micah: Weasleys.

Andrew: The Weasleys?

Micah: The older brothers.

Matt: Oh yeah. We still haven’t seen them.

Andrew: It’ll be really cool to see the whole family.

Matt: Yeah.

Micah: They’ll probably cut them.

Matt: Yeah. But then, who do you think they would put in their place for “The Seven Potters”? Unless they just skip that whole scene and just go straight to the wedding.

Andrew: Oh, I hope they don’t skip “The Seven Potters.” I’ve said it on the show before, that’s my favorite scene.

Matt: It’s mine too.

Laura: Unless they make it like “The Five Potters.”

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Matt: “The Two Potters.” [laughs]

Andrew: But…

Matt: “One and a Half Potter.”

Andrew: Number seven’s too significant. What if they just – what if there were just five and they never – obviously, they’re not going to say, “Next scene: ‘The Seven Potters.'” So what if they just made five and see if anyone noticed?

Micah: We’d notice.

Laura: Yeah, I mean, I can honestly see them doing that. I mean…

Matt: Yeah, they could probably just do a cloning charm or something. I mean, they’ll just make something up. [in British accent] “Bombarda!”

[Andrew and Laura laugh]

Andrew: I just – I really can’t wait to see that scene, though, how they do that. I mean, that’s got to be – that’s got to be some new technology they use to put seven Harry – seven Dan Radcliffes in the scene at the same time, interacting with all the different – other people in the room. That’s going to be intense! I can’t wait.

Nick: Awesome.

Matt: Awesome.


The Encyclopedia


Andrew: Okay. What else is there to talk about? Okay so DH casting, movie info, hopefully we’re going to see – I mean, what other big movie news could there be this year for Deathly Hallows? Not – it’s going to be very confusing, isn’t it? Like, you’re going to have all this filming news and then also the release of Half-Blood Prince at the same time.

Matt: Yeah.

Eric: Well, do you guys expect that encyclopedia to come out any time soon?

Andrew: Yeah, I guess we should talk about that too.

Matt: I hope so. God, that’d be so amazing. It’d be so much easier for us too. We just have it with us when we record.

Andrew: When would that be announced? I mean, they got to give, what, probably like six, seven months of leeway, right?

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: Well, I don’t think she’s writing it yet.

Andrew: Right.

Eric: I mean…

Matt: She’s practically – isn’t it like already done?

Andrew: No, it’s…

Matt: Doesn’t she just have to fine-tweak it?

Andrew: No. Well, her editors, Scholastic and Bloomsbury, both have their own encyclopedias. They’re just like informational things. I don’t think…

Micah: Like the Lexicon, almost.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Actually, I didn’t know that, Andrew. That’s really interesting.

Andrew: Yeah, that came out in court. In the court trials, Jo said that – I don’t know, it was part of their defense.

Matt: It’s going to be a huge book though. It’s got to be massive.

Andrew: Yeah. That would be cool if it was one giant book. Like a full on encyclopedia that you see in your library. You know it could happen if Jo spent like twenty years on it.

Matt: Or if it’s actually so massive she has to do it alphabetically in books, like volumes.

Micah: [laughs] So “A” comes out next year and then “B.” That’d be cool.

Eric: For the next twenty-six years.

Matt: Okay, maybe “A-L” or something like that.

Micah: [laughs] That’s a little excessive. But, you know, if she ever updated her site and told us what was going on aside from these birthdays…

Eric: Micah, that sounds like that’s bugging you.

Micah: No. It’s a new year. I’ve got to let go of the anger.

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Eric: So, what’s pleasantly surprising you or happens dancingly coming to your attention, Micah?

Matt: What are you on, Micah, right now?

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: We’re live so we can’t say anything.

Andrew: Nobody’s listening. Go ahead, Micah. Open up to us. Tell us what’s wrong. What’s bothering you?

Micah: With Jo?

Matt: You’re in a safe zone. You are in an inner peace.

Andrew: This is your intervention. Open up.

Micah: [laughs] Jo, she just needs to communicate with us, let us know what’s going on in her life. She needs to open up too.

Andrew: Yeah, I miss when her site was getting a lot of updates.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: Those were the good old days.

Matt: Let’s just reminisce.

Micah: All right.

Matt: Okay.


Tenth Anniversary Editions


Andrew: Another thing Micah has here – and I think this is a definite, although it hasn’t been announced – the tenth anniversary of Chamber of Secrets. Now, at their tenth anniversary event for Sorcerer’s Stone, they did that thing where everyone read a paragraph and it was a really good idea. It was fun to watch. And at the very end they said, “Okay, see you next year!” or it may not have been next year, it was next time. But it heavily implied that they’re planning on doing it again for Chamber of Secrets. So when would that come out? Do you think the same month?

Micah: I’m looking it up right now to see. What month was it released?

Andrew: I don’t know. Check out the MuggleNet Decade in Review.

Micah: It’s actually – it says it was released in 1998.

Andrew: In the U.S.?

Matt: No.

Micah: Maybe not in the U.S.

Andrew: Let me look at the MuggleNet Decade in Review.

Matt: I’m pretty sure it was 1999. That was ten years ago! Oh my God.

Andrew: I don’t really like the whole idea of every book being turned into a tenth anniversary edition.

Eric: Really, Andrew? I do think it was in ’08 – or ’98 – and Azkaban was ’99.

Andrew: June…

Matt: That’s right, that’s right.

Andrew: Actually, June of ’99 Chamber of Secrets came out in the U.S., July of the same year, Prisoner of Azkaban came out in the U.K. September, Prisoner of Azkaban came out in the U.S. So there was a – so they would have to do both books this year. [laughs] I don’t like that. I don’t like that at all.

Eric: So you don’t like this whole…

Matt: We’re so old…

Eric: …tenth anniversary. [unintelligible] …the new book art? Because I thought that was cool, the new cover.

Andrew: Yeah, I liked it too. It was really good. But don’t you think it’s a little commercial-ish?

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: [laughs] It’s a new word.

Eric: What isn’t? There’s action figures.

Micah: We all know this is a business, so – look at Warner Brothers moving the movie. So it’s just Scholastic trying to make more money.

Laura: These anniversary editions are so expensive too. It’s ridiculous. It’s like $30 for a book that you originally paid like, what, less than 20 for?

Andrew: Right.

Micah: I think they should hook it into to a charity though too, like they did with Beedle the Bard. That would make more sense.

Laura: That would make me happy. I would buy it if it was going to charity.

Andrew: But, honestly, I don’t think the publishers like that, because Scholastic and Bloomsbury, they’re not doing well except for these Harry Potter books, so I’m sure they’re looking for a way to make a buck off of it and that’s a perfect way. I’m sure they were happy to do the Beedle the Bard thing for charity, but it’s not even like most of that went to the charity. Someone read the back of the U.K. Beedle the Bard. It says how much. Excuse me. Oh no, wait. Matt, I can’t get to the door.

Matt: What? Oh.

Andrew: Sorry about that. £1.61 from the U.K. version went to the charity from each book. So £1.61, this thing sells for £7, so that’s like £5.50 that I guess you’ve got to pay for, you know…

Micah: Production.

Andrew: …production, yeah. All that, sorry. Blanked out.

Micah: So what’s that about, three U.S. dollars?

Andrew: No. Yes, yes. But I don’t know if – it may have been different for the U.S. because they probably cost different amounts to get published and printed and all that.

Micah: That’s true.

Andrew: How much was the U.S. version?

Micah: I don’t even remember. It’s – I think it was around the same. Seven U.S. dollars – between 7 and 10.

Andrew: Oh, okay. Interesting, interesting. Well, I guess that’s good news. I mean, it’s not the most interesting thing to discuss. Does anyone else have anything to say about that? Is it…

Micah: No.

Andrew: I don’t know, something about it, I just – collectors tend – or seven new collector’s edition books. Does anyone here have the first one?

Laura: Nope.

Andrew: Yeah, see?

Micah: The Sorcerer’s Stone?

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Yeah, I have it.

Andrew: Oh, Micah, you loser.

Matt: [laughs] He has all the books.

Andrew: I have every book. Every U.K. version, every Brazilian version, every Japanese version, every Spanish version.

Eric: You can never have them all.

Laura: I think that it would be cool if they released an anniversary set, like book set of all seven books, instead of systematically releasing each book separately.

Matt: Uh-huh.

Eric: I disagree, because the books didn’t all come out at the same time, so they can’t have this twenty-fifth anniversary because every year it’s another book.

Laura: Sure they can. They can do it for like Book 7 or something. That would be a really cool way to do it…

Eric: Maybe.

Laura: …instead of releasing all at the same time – or differently.

Eric: Well, like the whole thing is, though, like I don’t own that tenth anniversary thing yet, but I don’t own paperback versions of the first four books either, so when it comes time – my paperback is about falling apart, I don’t know about your guys’ paperbacks, but – so if I read that book one or two more times, I’m going to need a new Sorcerer’s Stone. And when I go to the store – well, am I going to choose the old version or the new version? Well, I’ll probably choose the new version.

Matt: It’s the same story.

[Everyone laughs]

Matt: It looks the same when you open it.

Laura: And also, I don’t know that I would want to pay $30 for a book and then kind of put it through the same wear and tear that I put my other books through.

Matt: You are so cheap, Laura.

Andrew: Yeah, what the – what’s wrong with you?

[Laura laughs]

Andrew: Don’t you want to support Scholastic?

Laura: If I’m going…

Micah: Put it on the side, Laura.

Laura: …to destroy a book I’ll buy the cheaper one.

Matt: “I don’t want to pay money for this book!”

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: That’s why it’s called a collector’s edition; you’re not supposed to really read it. [laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, you’re supposed to collect it.

Laura: But why would you go out and get a new one to replace your one that you’ve been reading, is what I’m saying.

Andrew: That’s not even the original – if I’m looking for a replacement I’m not going to get the anniversary edition.

Matt: He’s going to get the original.

Andrew: Yeah. Well, who wants the anniversary? You want the one you first read. At least the same cover.

Matt: Well, technically, the first one you read is demolished.

Andrew: No, I still have it on my bookshelf at home, I’m very happy to say.

Matt: Oh, well, that’s good. You don’t have to buy a new one then.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Matt: Case closed. Let’s go on to the next topic.

Andrew: But, in summary, Scholastic and Bloomsbury are not going to release these for charity. I mean, they’re looking for money.

Micah: No, you’re right.

Andrew: They’re desperate. I mean, let’s face it. Every time there’s an article about the quarter results, they’re always like, “Oh, Harry Potter put us over the edge.” Go ahead, Micah.

Micah: Yeah. No, I was going to say the sad thing about what you just said is I just purchased the series in Spanish.

Andrew: Really?

Micah: You know how you just jokingly said, “Oh, you have the Brazilian, Japanese…”

Andrew: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You bought the whole thing?

Micah: Yeah.

Matt: I didn’t know you speak Spanish, Micah.

Andrew: Yeah, can you please give us a couple lessons?

[Micah laughs]

Micah: I don’t speak Spanish, actually.

Andrew: Laura could give us a few lessons.

Matt: Then why’d you…?

Micah: Laura could, yeah.

Laura: Si se puede.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Andrew: She just called me a tool in Spanish. That wasn’t nice. Micah, I’m curious. Why did you buy the Spanish edition?

Micah: Just to collect it.

Andrew: Pffft. No, I’m kidding. [laughs]

Laura: Yeah, I have a couple Spanish editions.

Matt: Oh, whatever, Andrew. Shut up.

Andrew: I’m kidding, I’m kidding.

Laura: It’s really cool.

Andrew: Well, cool. That’s very cool.

Penny: My cousin sent me the Hebrew Beedle the Bard.

Eric: Was it – really?

Andrew: Can you read it?

Penny: If I take long enough I can, maybe.

Andrew: Nick, were you happy with Beedle the Bard?

Nick: Yeah, definitely.

Andrew: Was it everything you hoped for and more?

Nick: It was, it was.

Andrew: Me too. [laughs] The camera’s not on. [laughs]

[Eric says something unintelligible]

Andrew: What?

Eric: Half-Blood Prince with Dumbledore getting blasted off the tower on the front cover.

Andrew: Oh, that would be awesome.

Eric: Bulgaria. I actually do want that one.

Andrew: I would buy that. Yeah. All the new covers…

Micah: Yeah. There’s a good reason to buy them. They all have different covers.

Andrew: Yeah. I guess that’s cool.

Eric: Or you could just go to MuggleNet’s book covers thing and create a rolling screen saver of them all.

Andrew: Okay, listen. People in the chat, I am going to turn on the camera, but if this starts having connection problems – I think we’re back to – we’re okay now. If it does, I don’t know. So there, camera’s on now. Yay. What else is going on this year? Can we expect an encyclopedia from Jo? No, right? We would have known by now. Anyone?

Matt: No.

Laura: If you were a betting man, Andrew…

Andrew: See, I only say that when I’m sure of something. And I can bet on it illegally.

Laura: And you have someone give you inside information.

Andrew: Right. [laughs] I think – don’t you think that Jo will update her site and be like, “Hey, guess what? I am writing it again. LOL. BBS.”

Laura: And she’ll write it just like that too.

Andrew: Yeah. She should appeal to the current generation. She should start writing like Twilight writing and what’s that other book?

Laura: Oh, please no.

Andrew: The John Green? What’s it called, Matt?

Matt: Oh, Paper Moon?

Penny: Paper Towns.

Matt: Whatever!

Andrew: Paper Moon.

Matt: Paper Towns.

Andrew: That’d be funny. Or maybe not funny.

Matt: Sorry. I am not saying whatever. Oh, I am going to get so many bad e-mails about that.

Andrew: Okay. No Harry Potter encyclopedia this year. Is there anything else to talk about in the way of news before we talk about what’s for MuggleCast this year?

Micah: How do you know there is no encyclopedia? Are you just guessing?

Andrew: Well, yeah. I mean, I feel like she would tell us when she’s working on it again, wouldn’t she?

Micah: Yeah, but twelve months is a long period of time.

Andrew: Yeah, if she releases in December.

Micah: I don’t know. I’m just trying to play devil’s advocate.

Andrew: Do you guys think there would be more release parties as opposed to how few there were for Beedle the Bard?

Micah: For an encyclopedia?

Penny: I think so.

Andrew: Yeah.

Penny: It is going to give us new information, the encyclopedia, so I think that people are going to be more excited about it than they were for Beedle.

Andrew: Right, yeah, I really hope that she’ll do something. That would be really exciting.

Nick: Definitely.


MuggleCast in 2009


Andrew: For the world. So what’s coming for MuggleCast in 2009? And we are going to begin taking your calls in a minute. We’re going to have a special call coming in from someone first, don’t want to say who. But we’ll do that first and then we’ll move on to everyone else. So what’s coming for MuggleCast? We are doing the Azkatraz thing and then maybe, maybe, maybe some sort of tour. If – it all depends on the premiere and stuff. I don’t even want to talk about it much, because what if it doesn’t happen?

Matt: Okay, well then, thanks for mentioning it.

Andrew: [laughs] Micah added it. Didn’t you, Micah?

Micah: What?

Andrew: Never mind.

Micah: Sorry, I wasn’t paying attention


The Special Guest


Andrew: No, okay. It’s all right. Can we move on now to take some live calls? Are you guys okay with that?

Laura: Absolutely not.

Eric: Ooooh.

Micah: Now that just angered everyone in the chat.

Matt: Okay, so apparently…

Laura: [laughs] Yeah.

Matt: …John Noe is asking people to spam our show. I will be right back. I’m going to go kick him.

Andrew: That’s real cool. Real professional. See what those other podcasts do? Professional…

Eric: He came to my popcorn reading of Prisoner of Azkaban and handed out Leaky stickers and left. He didn’t even stay for the whole thing. Way to be a supportive friend, John Noe.

Andrew: A real professional person. All right, so we are going to take calls. Can someone read the guidelines to everyone while I – never mind, I’ll do it.

Micah: I’ll do it.

Andrew: Okay, go ahead.

Micah: It sounds more threatening coming from me. Here are the calling rules: if you are in the U.S., you can dial 1-218-20-MAGIC, if you are in the U.K. you can dial…

[Phone starts ringing]

Micah: …02081440677. Please think of the question you want to ask before you call in. Don’t call in and then think about…

Ben: Hello?

Andrew: Sorry, Micah.

Micah: Who is this?

Andrew: Ben Schoen is joining us now. Hey, Ben!

Matt: Oh my God, it’s Ben Schoen!

Andrew: Ben, what’s up?

Ben: I got a haircut.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: Oh.

Matt: So isn’t it lowered?

Ben: It’s short. My hair is shorter now. I ditched the hippie stuff.

Andrew: [laughs] The hippie stuff. So you’re a changed man now?

Ben: Yeah, I’m a new man.

Andrew: Ben, quick question: what do you think about this PG rating?

Ben: You know, quite honestly, I’m kind of disappointed in WB.

Andrew: Really?

Ben: You know, because Prisoner of Azkaban, what was it rated? PG, right? Or was it PG-13?

Andrew: PG.

Matt: It was R.

Ben: Yeah.

Andrew: [laughs] It was R.

Ben: It was R. Okay, and then Goblet of Fire was PG-13, right?

Andrew: Right.

Ben: And the last one was PG-13 as well, right?

Andrew: Right.

Ben: So, I mean, what are they doing? They can’t go backwards, you know? So they’re stepping the wrong way. You either got to keep it PG-13 or you got to go over to R.

Andrew: Yeah, exactly. Do you remember the old days when Emerson convinced us Goblet of Fire was going to be PG? He was like “Dude, I’ve spoken with people. They want to keep it PG. Trust me.”

Ben: Yeah.

Andrew: Do you remember that? [laughs] He was like…

Ben: When it came out it that it wasn’t it was quite funny.

Andrew: Yeah, it was quite funny. One of those I told you so moments.

Ben: But really though, really though, I don’t know, I don’t think it’s really going to affect it that much. I mean, I don’t think it’s that big of a deal.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: I mean, I think it’s – sure, it might be toned down a little bit, but definitely better for the parents in the audience, you know?

Andrew: Yeah, I guess so. It’s somewhat disappointing, though, considering, like you said, it is a step backwards.

Ben: So, what do you think? What do you think it’s going to do to the film?

Andrew: Well, you’ll have to listen to MuggleCast 168. It’ll be out later tonight.

Ben: Oh, really?

Andrew: [laughs] It’s this show. Well, yeah.

Ben: Hey, actually, I was listening to the live show.

Andrew: Oh, good. Yeah, that’s what we’re doing.

Ben: Oh, is this the live show?

Andrew: Yeah! You’re kidding.

Ben: Oh, I’m on the air right now, dude?

Andrew: Yeah. You knew that. Shut up. [laughs]

Ben: Oh.

[Andrew, Ben, and Micah laugh]

Ben: Andrew, when’s the next episode of MuggleCast?

Andrew: I don’t know. You’ll get an e-mail about it.

Ben: All right.

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Andrew: Well, thanks for coming on. Your thoughts were very insightful.

Ben: Thanks for having me, Andrew! I miss you!

Andrew: You’re welcome. I love you, Ben!

Matt: Awww.

Ben: I love you too. I love you all. Especially Micah.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: Hey, Ben.

Ben: Hey, who’s all in here? Who’s all on the show right now?

Eric: Hi, Ben.

Andrew: Laura, Penny, Eric, Nick, Micah. It’s a big party.

Matt: I’m here too, jerk!

Andrew: Oh, and Matt.

Ben: Oh, he doesn’t count, does he?

Andrew: No, he doesn’t.

Matt: God!

[Micah laughs]

Micah: How’s Hagrid?

Ben: Huh? Who?

Andrew: How’s Hagrid?

Micah: How’s Hagrid?

Ben: [as Hagrid] Rubeus Hagrid!

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: What’s Hagrid think…

Ben: Is it ever going to get old?

Andrew: No, it’s not.

[Ben laughs]

Andrew: What’s Hagrid think of the PG rating?

Ben: I don’t know.

Andrew: It’s nonsense. Just do that.

Ben: [as Hagrid] Nonsense!

Andrew: Rubbish! [laughs]

Ben: I can’t do it anymore; I’ve lost it! I haven’t done a MuggleCast in so long.

Andrew: Well…

Ben: I’ve lost my ability to do Hagrid. This is a sad day.

Andrew: Practice. And maybe we’ll do another interview with Hagrid about the PG rating. [laughs]

Ben: 2009, You know what, guys? I just want to say something because it’s 2009. Is this the first MuggleCast of 2009?

Andrew: Yes it is.

Ben: Well, you see, 2009, I just have a good feeling about it, because I just think it’s going to be the year, you know?

Andrew: Year of what?

Matt: Of 2009.

Ben: The year. It’s 2009. It’s going to be the year. The year when we all step it up and we all be great and…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Dude, that was two years ago.

Matt: That was so 2007.

Andrew: Ben, you say that every year.

Ben: I know, but…

Andrew: It’s like a New Year’s resolution. You plan it and then nothing happens.

Ben: Whatever, man. 2007 was pretty fun.

Andrew: [laughs] Yes, it was. Well, all right, Ben, well, listen, we got to take some other calls.

Ben: You can’t kick me off! You can’t kick me off! I started this show.

[Everyone laughs]

Ben: I don’t know who you think you are! I am the co-founder.

Andrew: I’m sorry, Ben.

Ben: Back off!

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: I am welcome on this show anytime I please!

Andrew: All right, Ben, well, I’m sorry we’re out of time. We got to wrap up the show.

Ben: Are you getting hate mail about me already?

Andrew: No.

Ben: Are people trying to get me off?

Andrew: We got to go! We got to go! We got to leave!

Ben: All right.

Andrew: Sorry.

Ben: Stay classy!

Andrew: All right, bye.

Matt: Bye, babe.

Ben: Bye.

Andrew: Oh God, has he lost it.

[Laura laughs]

Andrew: Just kidding. All right, a reminder about the calls real quick: remember, think of a question before you call in, keep your questions relevant to the discussion at hand, and have your stream muted when you call, or mute it as soon as we pick up, if we pick up, and also, lastly, for the love of God, no shout outs please. It’s a little overdone.

Matt: Have something to say too, when we answer.

MuggleCast 168 Transcript (continued)


Call: MuggleCast Meet-up at Azkatraz


Andrew: Julie, hi! You’re on MuggleCast Live.

Caller: Oh, hi!

Andrew: Hey!

Matt: Hi!

Caller: I was just wondering, it’s kind of early, but are you guys planning a meeting for Az – a meet-up for Azkatraz? Sorry.

Andrew: A MuggleCast meet-up?

Matt: Ooh. I would say so.

Caller: Yeah.

Andrew: Yes, definitely.

Caller: Yeah, that was…

Matt: Yeah, it was fun at Portus.

Andrew: Mhm. I ordered pizza and…

Caller: Yeah, that was…

Andrew: …I ate it all to myself.

Matt: We should do it outside. We should do like an outing instead of just – let’s just – walking around and stuff.

Andrew: A field trip?

Matt: Yeah! We should walk down or something. Yeah, that’d be cool.

Andrew: Okay.

Matt: Just sit down on a grassy knoll and just sing songs or something.

Eric: We should have our…

Micah: We’ve done that in Dallas, gone to the grassy knoll.

Eric: …MuggleCast meet-up be on one of those moving trolleys in San Francisco so that everyone has to make an effort to meet us up. Just have one of those moving trolleys as it goes through the streets of San Francisco and take over a whole trolley.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Like a scavenger hunt? They have to find us?

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: No.

Andrew: [laughs] Scavenger hunt.

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: That’s a little too hard. All right, well, Julie, we’ll see you at Azkatraz, I assume?

Caller: Most likely.

Andrew: Awesome!

Matt: Yeah!

Andrew: Well, we look forward to seeing you there. MuggleCast…

Caller: Okay, bye.

Andrew: Bye!

Matt: Aw, bye.


Call: Dead Caller


Andrew: Yeah, Muggle – [laughs] – she wanted to leave. Yeah, MuggleCast meet-up, that was a lot of fun at Portus and it’ll probably be a lot of fun next year. Alexandra, hi, you’re on MuggleCast Live. [pause] Alexandra, hello?

Matt: Alex?

Andrew: Andra.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: And that’s what we call a dead caller. Not literally!

Andrew: Scott, hello. You’re on MuggleCast Live.


Call: Caller Hangs Up


Andrew: [laughs] And he hung up. Okay so, remember the rules.

[Laura laughs]


Call: Book Connections


Andrew: Let’s try again. Rose, hi, you’re on MuggleCast Live.

Caller: Oh, hi!

Andrew: Hi!

Matt: Hi!

Caller: All right, so, sorry this is a little bit off topic, but I just wanted to kind of share one of those – oh, did I mute my thing? Okay.

Andrew: Yup. You’re good.

Caller: I wanted to share one of those cool, kind of like book connections which I worked out the other day.

Andrew: Yeah?

Caller: Hopefully not everyone has already made this connection, because then I’m going to seem very slow.

[Andrew laughs]

Caller: But in the Emerson and Melissa J.K.R interview Jo said, and I quote, “The one scene that I wondered whether I was going to be able to get past the edges was the physical condition of Voldemort before he entered the cauldron, do you remember? He was kind of fetal. I felt an almost visceral distaste for what I had conjured up, but there was a reason it was in there and you will see that.” And I’m sure that what – oh, end quote. I’m sure what that relates to is the baby, which is described in the “King’s Cross” chapter in Deathly Hallows.

Andrew: Yes.

Caller: So does anyone else think that’s kind of cool or…

Andrew: Definitely. Now, what was she talking about in context to that? What was the question?

Caller: The question – it was something about scenes and she was saying kind of scenes which she thought was pretty sort of horrific but she said that she could justify every morbid scene she had in the book except that that one was the one she was a bit kind of…

Andrew: Oh.

Caller: …freaking out about a bit. Yeah, she [unintelligible].

Matt: That’s…

Caller: But yeah, I just thought that was kind of cool.

Matt: That is pretty cool! I didn’t think about that. Although I’m not very smart.

Eric: You’re just not an Australian, that’s all.

Matt: I guess not.

[Caller laughs]

Andrew: Hey, what time is it there in Australia?

Caller: It’s 1:16 on Friday.

Andrew: 1:16 on Friday.

Matt: In the morning or afternoon?

Andrew: Afternoon.

Caller: Afternoon.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Yeah, okay.

[Andrew laughs]

Matt: Yeah – yeah, I don’t know.

Andrew: Matt doesn’t know how time works.

Caller: I’m not that dedicated to get up at one.

[Andrew laughs]

Matt: Oh I see.

Andrew: Oh, well then, bye!

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Okay.

Eric: At least you know it.

Andrew: Yeah. All right, well, thank you for calling, Rose.

Caller: Wait, one more thing.

Andrew: Oh.

Caller: One more thing.

Matt: Yeah?

Caller: Speaking of Australia, what’s happening with the Australian number?

Andrew: [laughs] I was actually going to re-add that number before the live show but I didn’t. But yeah, we’ll put it back on. Sure.

Caller: Okay, because it’s still up on the website.

Andrew: Right.

Caller: But then I realized you just didn’t mention it.

Andrew: Yeah, I was just kind of on the fence about it.

Matt: He was lazy.


Eric Flags His Praising E-mails


Andrew: No. But yeah, obviously we have a couple – were you at – were you at Eric’s MuggleCast meet-up in Australia a couple…

Caller: I was.

Andrew: Oh!

Caller: In Sydney. It was very good.

Andrew: Look at that, Eric! You met this girl.

Caller: Eric, I sent you an e-mail about it, do you remember? Afterwards, gushing praise? You replied back, so…

Eric: Yes, yes, I flagged it, actually. I flag all my praising e-mails.

Andrew: [laughs] You are so…

Matt: So full of yourself, Eric.

Andrew: Yeah, really.

Matt: [imitating Eric] “Oh! Look at all these e-mails about me.” Oh, people LOVE Eric.

Andrew: He prints them out and hangs them up on his wall.

Eric: Online. It is online. Sydney is online.

Caller: Yeah, I watched it again as well. I really liked how you had the Paul Kelly song as the music “From Little Things Big Things Grow.” I love that song.

Eric: Actually, I have to thank another Australian who gave me that. It was a CD with it on. So, it wasn’t my idea. Wasn’t all my plans.

Andrew: All right, well, thank you, Rose, for calling in. And we’ll…

Caller: Thanks.

Andrew: …get that Australian number back.

Caller: Sweet, awesome.

Andrew: Okay, bye bye!

Caller: Bye.

Andrew: Damn, I forgot to say, “Say hello to the Kangaroos.”

Matt: [laughs] You’re so – that’s so lame.


Call: MPAA’s PG Rating of Half-Blood Prince


Andrew: Hello Jim, Kathy, and Sarah! I’m sure it’s just one of you in the Nick family. Welcome to MuggleCast Live!

Caller: Yeah. Well, I’m using my family account, so…

Andrew: Oh cool.

Caller: Yeah. So my name’s Sarah, but…

Matt: Hi, Sarah!

Caller: Yeah, I just wanted to say that you guys are amazing and I’m a huge fan.

Andrew: Oh well thank you.

Matt: Oh thanks.

Caller: I love you guys.

Andrew: Oh well thank you. That’s very nice of you.

Caller: I just wanted to say that I really hate the fact that they made it PG.

Andrew: Why do you hate that fact?

Matt: Yeah, tell us.

Caller: Because it’s just – it’s supposed to be getting darker. I mean, isn’t it supposed to be getting darker?

Matt: No.

Micah: That’s what they say every film. I mean – right? It’s getting darker. Darker, darker, darker.

Caller: But it’s supposed to be getting darker!

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Well, no one’s to say that it doesn’t get darker. I’m just saying that…

Andrew: Do you think it’s darker – the darkest, Eric?

Eric: I do, but…

Caller: Well, why don’t they put it PG-13 or R?

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: I’m not sure. I’m really – I’m really confused. But I mean, if you think about it, I was trying to say this before, Book 6 was at times quite jovial, and the hormones and everything were – Book 6 is not as intense as Book 5 as far as angst, unless you’re going to – unless you think of the Voldemort stuff, which is very minimalized in the movie. So it might not be out of the question for Movie 6 to be PG. I mean…

Caller: Okay.

Eric: …really.

Caller: Well, it’s – I don’t know. I am a huge fan of the books and a huge fan of the movies and I just want them to do it justice.

Andrew: Yeah, I hear you.

Eric: I think that you – I think that you will like this movie.

[Andrew laughs]

Caller: Okay, good.

Andrew: You sound like the cast.

Caller: It’s just going to be disappointing if they don’t do it justice.

Matt: I know. Eric, you’re going to get a heavy weight on your shoulder because…

[Andrew laughs]

Matt: …once the movie gets released, I mean, you’re going to be responsible for every reader who didn’t like the movie. I’m putting all that weight on your shoulders.

Caller: Yeah.

Andrew: Well, thank you for calling in, Sarah.

Caller: Okay, I love you guys!

Eric: Thank you, Sarah.

Andrew: All right, bye!

Caller: Bye.

Matt: Bye, Sarah.

Andrew: That was a nice caller.

Matt: That was sweet.


Call: More on MPAA’s PG Rating


Andrew: Let’s take another call. Hi, Heidi, you’re on Mugglecast Live. Good evening.

Caller: Hi.

Andrew: Hi, how are you?

[Audio feedback]

Andrew: Mute your stream.

Caller: Oh sorry. Let me mute my stream.

Andrew and Matt: Oh there you go.

Andrew: What’s going on? Hi.

Caller: Nothing. I was wondering if you think that it being PG is going to impair the fandom at all. Because of all the things they’ve done, like delay it and…

Andrew: Sorry, going to what the fandom?

Caller: Like not giving us a trailer for six months and then delay it for nine months.

Andrew: Wait, what do you think it’ll do to the fandom?

Caller: Do you think it’ll hurt it, like lesser it?

Andrew: Penny, do you think it’ll hurt the fandom?

Penny: I don’t think itís going to hurt the fandom anymore than anything else the Half-Blood Prince has done. As far as the delay really was painful, but we all got over it, and I think that it’ll be fine. If it’s a good movie it will be a good movie no matter what.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Yeah.

Penny: Do you agree?

Caller: Yeah, I’m just afraid of…

Matt: I mean…

Caller: …all these things they’re doing to us. [laughs]

Andrew: Yeah. Yeah, it is – it is – I don’t know. I mean it certainly – it hurt. It hurt my heart.

Caller: Mine too.

[Andrew and Caller laugh]

Matt: I mean, what – I mean, honestly, what – anything that’s going to happen there’s going to get both a positive and negative reaction to it.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: So it doesn’t really matter.

Caller: Yeah.

Andrew: I mean, these things happen, but people are sort of over the delay now, right?

Caller: Yeah, I guess.

Andrew: Yeah.

Caller: There are all the Facebook groups.

Andrew: Oh yeah, I know. You sound really sad, Heidi. Do you need to talk with us? Is there anything we can help you with?

Caller: [laughs] No, I’m nervous.

Andrew and Matt: Awwww.

Andrew: My mom’s name is Heidi.

Matt: That’s not true.

Caller: Really?

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: What do you mean it’s not true? Yeah, it’s true. I’m just trying to help you cope.

[Heidi laughs]

Eric: Actually, guys, I wanted to mention…

Andrew: What?

Eric: …I just got a message from a guy named Jeremy on Skype, and I haven’t checked on this, but he says that HarryPotter.com says that this film is not yet rated. It still says that.

Andrew: No, but it doesn’t matter. They just haven’t updated it.

Matt: HarryPotter.com never gets updated on time.

Andrew: Yeah, Warner Brothers actually…

Micah: Well, Warner Brothers confirmed it was PG.

Andrew: Yeah, Warner Brothers confirmed it the other day. We just didn’t post because it was obviously confirmed, because it was on the MPAA’s website. I wish so, Eric. It’s nice to dream. Well, thank you, Heidi, for calling.

Caller: Wait. I have one more thing.

Andrew: Oh. What’s up?

Caller: I think you guys should come to Boston.

Andrew: [laughs] Hey, we may. We may. You never know.

Eric: She thinks we should what?

Andrew: Come to Boston. Here’s the deal. Whoever…

Matt: Why? What’s in Boston?

Andrew: …gives us $5,000, we’ll go anywhere. But we need $5,000.

Matt: That’s all?

Andrew: Paid upfront in cash. I’ll give you an address to mail it to. Or if you live near one of us we can trade with suitcases.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: $5,000. All right. Well, yeah, Heidi, we may. You never know.

Caller: Okay.

Andrew: Thanks, though. Thanks for calling.

Caller: Okay. Thank you. Bye.

Andrew: You’re welcome. Bye. Oh, that was nice. How many more calls should we take? One or two? Let’s go with one. We’re at an hour and a half here.

Matt: Oh my goodness gracious.


Break: Andrew’s Music


Andrew: We didn’t even take a break. I prepared break music.

Matt: Do we have to take a break?

Andrew: No. I love taking breaks because I go like this. This is what I do to get – oh, do I have to put…

Matt: It’s going to be a good song.

Andrew: It is going to be a good song. What? Oh, there we go. Okay, I like – I like taking breaks. I like going like this.

[“Roxanne” by The Police starts playing]

Andrew: [imitating a radio host] All right. We’re going to take a break right now. It’s 6:25 on your Thursday evening, 527 people listening. Ho! This is MuggleCast Live. We’ll be back in just a few minutes. This is “Roxanne” by The Police.

Matt: Oh. I thought it was going to be a good song.

Andrew: “Roxanne” by The Police.

Laura: You’re playing “Roxanne”?

Matt: Yeah.

[“Roxanne” stops playing]

Matt: You’ve got the weirdest taste in music.

Andrew: That’s what I was going to do, but…

Eric: Bad taste.

Laura: No, it’s a great song.

Andrew: It’s a good song.

Matt: It’s so random, though.

[Andrew laughs]

Matt: You play all – you never play any music that’s in this decade.

Andrew: Whatever. You don’t know what you’re talking about.

Matt: I do.


Call: Beedle the Bard


Andrew: Logan, hi, you’re on MuggleCast Live! What’s up? Logan!

Caller: Hello?

Andrew: Hey! You’re on MuggleCast Live.

Caller: Hi.

Andrew: What’s going on?

Caller: Well, I was thinking another reason why maybe the Beedle the Bard or whatever should be the – was the best thing of 2008 was because even people who haven’t read Harry Potter can still read that book and pretty much understand most of it.

Andrew: Yeah. So, it’s like a new – it’s a new thing for people even if they’re not into Harry Potter?


Call: Justice to the Half-Blood Prince Plotline


Andrew: Hey, Natasha, you’re on MuggleCast Live.

Caller: Hey.

Andrew: Hey, Natasha from New Zealand. What’s up?

Caller: I’m pretty good, thanks. Yeah.

Andrew: What’s on your mind?

Caller: I just had a question about Half-Blood Prince.

Andrew: Oh. What’s that?

Caller: I was wondering whether they would give justice to the plotline of The Half-Blood Prince because we haven’t really seen it in the trailers yet.

Andrew: Oh yes.

Eric: I liked it in the movie. What they do – I mean, they show the “Spinner’s End” chapter. They show that in a scene. I mean, it’s a scene in the beginning of the movie or towards the beginning of the movie, and it kind of gets a fair amount of play as far as Harry having the Potion book, and at the end, but I’m not going to say it wasn’t as rushed as it was in the book.

Andrew: Hmm.

Eric: I don’t think it’s necessarily more rushed, though.

Caller: Hello?

Eric: Which is probably a good thing.

Andrew: Mhm.

Matt: Oh, okay.

Andrew: Interesting. Well, I hope it’s – it’s – it’s somewhat good, because…

Eric: I enjoyed it.

Andrew: …the movie is called Half-Blood Prince, after all.

Matt: Yes.

Eric: Yeah, and people should be able to understand why.

Matt: Didn’t she say something about the trailer, though? Or was I just…

Laura: They hadn’t really shown it in the trailers, yeah.

Matt: No, they haven’t shown – but they never really show anything about, really, the plot in the trailers, because, well, basically, the plot is so deep and connected you can’t really get a good general plot through.

Andrew: Right.

Eric: Except in The Chamber of Secrets when there was – obviously the climax was in the Chamber of Secrets.


Call: Attitude Toward Movie 6 and MuggleSpace


Andrew: Hello, Ellen. You’re on MuggleCast Live. Hello. What’s going on?

Caller: Hey, how’re you doing?

Andrew: Good. How about you?

Caller: Good, good. Actually, I should be studying, but that’s okay.

Andrew: Nah.

Caller: Anyway, so a couple of things. First of all, with the Half-Blood Prince delay…

Andrew: Yeah.

Caller: …I think that even though I was upset too, I really think that we’ve all been expecting like a lot from WB, and I think that part of the way to, I don’t know, ease the pain, is to think about how much we’ve been expecting and how much we’ve been getting and think how much we’re going to love it when we get it.

Andrew: Yeah. I mean, personally…

Eric: It’s a good attitude to take.

Andrew: Yeah, me too. I agree. I mean, look, every movie I get really excited and then sometimes my hopes just get down. And by sometimes, I mean most of the time.

Matt: Yeah, sometimes I mean all the time.

Caller: Okay, well, I just had another comment. I think that MuggleSpace is a great way to keep everyone united, and it’s actually starting a lot of new things, so thanks.

Andrew: Is it? Like what? Oh, well, we’re glad to hear that.

Caller: Some of us are going to try to start a podcast, and…

Andrew: Oh, cool!

Caller: …I’m talking to a lot of people, and it’s really great. I’m like – really, things slowed down, but that just picked it right back up, I think.

Andrew: Well, that’s very good to hear. I mean, that’s – that’s the purpose of it, to connect Harry Potter fans with other Harry Potter fans. So, we’re glad to hear that, thanks.

Matt: Keep the fandom alive.

Caller: Yeah, that’s a good thing for it to get some [unintelligible].

Andrew: Definitely.

Caller: Exactly.

Andrew: Well, thank you, Ellen, for calling.

Eric: One thing Ellen did say about – yeah, one of the things Ellen was saying about the other series. There are other series out there that don’t get – that their books – like they may have a favorite book, and their favorite book ever has not gotten the movie treatment and may not even have hope of getting the movie treatment. And yet we’ve had movies consistently every other year to look forward to in addition to our books. I think Ellen was awesome to point that out…

Andrew: Yeah, definitely.

Eric: …that we’re pretty lucky.

Matt: Yes.


Remembering MuggleCast Listener, Darren


Andrew: Definitely. Okay, well, that does it for the live calls for now, and we’re going to wrap up the show in just a minute, but unfortunately, we do have some sad news to report that we just found out last night. Isn’t that right, Laura?

Laura: Yeah. Like Andrew said, unfortunately we received news late last night that MuggleCast listener, Darren Shoon, fifteen, of Australia, drowned at a beach off the coast of Melbourne. I’ll first go ahead and read the e-mail Darren’s friend, Chris, sent us. He said:

“My friend died yesterday, Darren. He was a hero. Funniest guy I knew. He could cheer people up when nobody else could, and he was an avid listener of MuggleCast. I was just hoping that you could give a shout out to him, his friends and family, and his memory. He drowned at a beach yesterday, and we all miss him very much. Thank you. Chris.”

Andrew: Yeah, so really – very sad news.

Matt: That’s so sad.

Laura: Yeah, this is – this is really a huge loss. I mean, all across the board. We just want Chris, you, and Darren’s family to know that we’re thinking of you and we have you in our thoughts and prayers.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Absolutely.

Laura: And yeah. We’re going to hold a moment of silence to remember Darren now. So we ask that everyone listening tonight will also keep Darren and his friends and family in your thoughts and prayers.

[Moment of silence]


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Andrew: All right, so there we go. And like Laura said, our thoughts and prayers are with Darren and his family. And his friend, Darren’s friend actually sent us what apparently – what is Darren’s favorite song. It’s actually “One Chance” by Take a Chance – I’m sorry, it’s “Take a Chance” by One Chance. I got those backwards. And so we’re going to play that to wrap up the show. It’s actually a nice song. Darren had a good taste for music. So I guess we’ll wrap everything up for today. Thanks, everyone, for listening. If you’ve been listening on the live stream, we’re sorry for the technical difficulties but they eventually were ironed out at the end. So thank you, everyone, for listening. Once again, Penny, Laura, Nick, Micah, Eric, and also Ben, who came on earlier, thanks for joining us. And we’re going to wrap things up today, like I said, with the song “Take a Chance” by One Chance. So, again, thanks everyone for listening and good night.

[“Take a Chance” plays]