Transcript #197

MuggleCast 197 Transcript


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Andrew: Because Micah is still having nightmares, this is MuggleCast Episode 197 for April 28th, 2010.

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Andrew: Welcome back to the show everyone. It’s a special episode today. We have an interview with Warwick Davis coming up later in the program, as we have teased on our Twitter and Facebook pages and I believe our website as well. Micah and Eric are here, and Matt’s here – he hasn’t been on for a long time. Hey Matt.

Matt: Hey.

Andrew: And – oh my gosh, so much to talk about – but, Eric, I just want to say, you just celebrated a birthday. Happy birthday buddy.

Eric: Aw, thank you.

Andrew: Did you have a good birthday?

Eric: It was. Actually, the day leading up to my birthday was actually far more adventurous – like it was – a lot of stuff happened the day before, and then the day of was relaxing and enjoyable, so it was really cool.

Andrew: That’s how my birthday was last year. I just sat there recovering from the night before.

Matt: Mhm.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Yeah, totally, but – good fun.

Andrew: Well, like I said, we’ve got a lot to talk about and a lot of Deathly Hallows news to get into. It’s all in celebration of Eric’s birthday.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: I’m Andrew Sims.

Eric: I’m Eric Scull.

Micah: I’m Micah Tannenbaum.

Matt: And I’m Matt Britton.

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Andrew: Micah, what is in the news this week?


News: Potter Most Challenged


Micah: Many, many things related to Deathly Hallows, but first, this past week the American Libraries Association released their list of the entire decade’s most banned or challenged books, and topping the list, can you guys guess?

Eric: Huckleberry Finn.

Micah: No, try again.

Andrew: Willy Wonka.

Micah: Nope.

Eric: James and the Giant Peach. That is a [bleep] up book.

Matt: Oh my god.

Micah: You can’t say that, but anyway…

Eric: That is a [bleep] up book.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: Is Eric allowed to say that because it was his birthday?

Andrew: I guess so, he’s a big boy now. What was the banned top book?

Matt: Peter Pan!

Micah: Close.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: What was it Micah?

Eric: As close as you can be.

Micah: Matt has gotten the closest so far.

Matt: Yay!

Micah: Harry Potter.

Matt: Oh!

Andrew: Oh, of course! Why didn’t I think of that? We’re on a Harry Potter podcast, of course.

Matt: Now, would you say Harry Potter is the most challenged book or the most banned book? Because they say it’s banned/challenged.

Andrew: Well, it was probably both and what happens is I mean – obviously the series has been so popular over the past decade, it’s not really a surprise that Harry Potter tops the list because when you look at these other books they’re all sort of older books I think and it is a shame to see that it’s been banned and it’s been challenged and people have attempted to get it banned, but it’s just a shame that people would try to prevent children from reading these books.

Micah: Well, maybe not even just children it could be anybody, maybe with respect to religion they look to not allow anybody to get a hold of those books, aside from children.

Andrew: Right.

Eric: It’s fascinating. It makes me want to read these other ones here like The Alice Series by Phillis Reynolds Nailer, I don’t recall ever really hearing about this and the fact that it is challenged or banned very much interests me. The only other one I do recognize other than the Potter series is number five which is Of Mice and Men and I didn’t find that book to be that offensive.

Micah: The books don’t necessarily have to be published in this decade, I guess it’s just any book…

Andrew: That received challenges within the past ten years. This list from the American Library Association was for the years 2000 to 2009 overall.

Eric: Wow, and all of these books were from the early to mid 20th Century.

Matt: Well, there’s “His Dark Miracles” too, it’s on number eight.

Andrew: “Materials.”

Matt: Oh sorry, His Dark Materials.

Eric: What number is it?

Matt: Number eight.

Eric: Oh yeah, okay.

Micah: What’d you say? “Minerals”?

Matt: I said – I said “miracles.”

Andrew: Miracles.

Micah: Oh, miracles. [laughs]

Andrew and

Matt:

His Dark Miracles.

Matt: [sings] “I believe in miracles!”

Andrew: It’s a miracle! But it’s dark.

Eric: You know it’s interesting. The other thing I wanted to mention here is the Library Association like – we’ve always heard about the Harry Potter books – people complaining that they contain witchcraft and there have been popular trials and all that but it’s just never been real to me that’s it’s so widespread. That people really feel that there’s something of conflict in the Harry series. For it to be like the most challenged book series there have got to be – obviously because they did their homework, there’ve got to be like documented instances of people challenging these Harry Potter books more than any other book. I mean that’s – that kind of made it real to me, when I was reading it, because I heard the occasional “Oh my parents think it’s against religion” or whatever. But I didn’t think it was actually real widespread actuality that these books were getting banned but I guess they are.

Andrew: All right, well I am banning the discussion of this story any further.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: How do you like that? How do you like that, ALA? Well, actually ALA is not even the one to blame. It’s – they just gather the list of requests.

Eric: Don’t shoot the messenger, Andrew.

Andrew: Yeah, exactly, exactly.

[Matt laughs]

Micah: But this isn’t a surprise to anybody, I don’t think.

Andrew: Right.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: So let’s move on.

Micah: All right.

Matt: Okay, Laura Mallory.


News: Deathly Hallows Interviews


Micah: Well, I said there was a lot of Deathly Hallows news and there is. Two interviews were conducted – I guess probably about two weeks ago now. One with Tom Felton, the other with Matthew Lewis and it both related to the end of Deathly Hallows and the final battle scene. Tom Felton referred to it as “non-stop carnage” and Matt Lewis was quoted as saying, “it was bloody, gory and harrowing. It includes more adult themes of death and violence but it does stay true to the books by J.K. Rowling.” So I was wondering what you guys think now that we’ve heard this. What’s the – maybe not Part I but what’s Part II going to be rated? Do you think it’s going to stick to PG-13?

Andrew: Yeah they have to.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: You can’t go up to R with a children’s film. That would kill ticket sales.

Matt: Mhm.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: Well, who says it’s a children’s film?

Andrew: Well, it would…

Eric: Nobody does, but that’s the thing. Like if you – even – there would be – significantly less people will see the movie simply because it’s rated R.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: I mean that is – somehow that works.

Andrew: And because kids can’t get in on their own.

Eric: Yeah, that’s true. So does – I mean, to have a parent to sign for it – that stops people.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Theoretically.

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: Yeah. Oh, oh it will. It would definitely put a dent in it.

Eric: Yeah.

Matt: Right.

Andrew: And I think they would make sure. Say they submitted this film and it got an R rating, they would do something to get it down to PG-13.

Matt: Yeah.

Eric: Yeah. They usually include a list of suggestions to get it down.

Andrew: Right.

Eric: And they’ll edit it.

Matt: And you can – oh and lately they’ve been pushing the whole PG-13 – the whole border between PG-13 and R lately in films too so I…

Eric: Yeah they have.

Matt: …think it can get pretty bloody and gory and still maintain a PG-13 rating.

Micah: Yeah, well, I doubt we’re going to see it be PG like Half-Blood Prince.

Andrew: Yeah, I think you’re right about that.

Eric: I still don’t get why PG – why Half-Blood Prince was PG. Do you guys? Like…

Matt: It was – well I mean it was a lot of – there was more drama I would probably say than the other films. It was a lot of dialogue between the characters and not much of action so to speak with special effects and stuff with bodily fluids going anywhere or something, unlike Goblet of Fire when Peter Pettigrew cut off his hand.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: It was also a comedy. [laughs]

Micah: That’s true.

Matt: Yeah and comedies can’t be rated R.

Andrew: Maybe that was W.B.’s way of ensuring it didn’t get too bad of a rating. They just started saying, “Oh, it’s a comedy. It’s a comedy!”

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: …in all the interviews. And then the parents who do the MPAA ratings, they were like, “Oh, it’s a comedy. It can’t be that bad!”

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Eric: I would start calling it a dramedy.

Andrew: Dramedy! [laughs]

Matt: Oh, snaps! Getting pretty technical!


News: Part I Score


Micah: All right, and then on April 18th, Magic Box Music, a trailer scoring company who has worked on Potter trailers before, revealed that they’re working on the score for Part I of Deathly Hallows.

Eric: That shocked me! That shocked me that the trailer people – and it makes sense, but, that these people will edit the trailer together, and they’ll, I guess, compose a score for it that isn’t part of the movie score.

Matt: Mhm. They must be excited for this.

Andrew: That’s what they always do.

Eric: Yeah, well I remember seeing Pirates of the Caribbean 2, the trailer for it, and it was using the same music as was used in an X-Men trailer years before. And I remember that they recycle that. But I didn’t know if it was the same studio or not. But I mean, I guess it makes sense. This was just shocking to me that they’re composing new music for this trailer when they could actually just use some of those epic ‘ahhhh’ scene moments.

Matt: Well, I’m sure it’s going to be epic, Eric. It’s just going to be original.

Eric: Yeah.

Matt: So this is probably going to be the theme that all the other trailers after this in the future are going to be copying.

Eric: Yeah!

Andrew: Well, since they are working on it, hopefully that means that they are close to finalizing some sort of trailer. But then again, they could hold it back for a couple more months. As we will discuss momentarily, with another news story.

Micah: Yeah, why don’t we just jump right to that.

Andrew: Let’s do that! Go ahead.

Micah: Talk about it a little bit.

Matt: Ahh, such fun!

Andrew: Be crazy, Micah!


News: Deathly Hallows Trailer Coming?


Micah: [laughs] Well, we got a little bit of a tip last night, since we’re recording here on Sunday, that the Deathly Hallows PR machine is going to start spinning rapidly this June.

Andrew: Can you use my comparison? I compared it to a choo-choo train.

Micah: Why don’t you use that comparison? Since it’s yours.

Andrew: Chugga chugga choo choo! We’re rollin’, baby, let’s go! Promo train!

Eric: So what do they mean? Did they call it a train, or a machine, or…?

Andrew: Well, sorry Micah, go ahead. Finish the story.

Micah: Well, we got word from somebody who spoke with the vice President of Exhibitor Services for Warner Bros., Domestic Theatrical Distribution. So basically what that means is she’s in charge of the W.B. trailers and advertising materials for theaters in the United States and Canada. And she mentioned that there was going to be an aggressive marketing campaign possibly with Twilight in June.

Andrew: Well, she didn’t say possibly. I think its pretty set that it’ll be in June. So here’s what happened. Some crazy – well I wont call them crazy – but some fan really wanted to know when the first trailer was going to come out, e-mailed a bunch of people at Warner Bros. and this Kelly O’Conner responded, now, poor Kelly O’Conner. She didn’t realize it was a fan. She thought it was somebody who works at a movie theater e-mailing her and asking about the trailer.

Micah: Whoops.

Andrew: So she replied back, and I saw the whole email conversation, so this is how I gather that she got the wrong impression about this person emailing. So she thought [laughs] it’s a movie theater worker, so she said, “We’re not working on Potter yet.” Exact quote is “We’re gonna launch an aggressive marketing campaign that launches with Twilight.” And she’s referring to Eclipse, the third movie and that comes out June 30th. So I think around the end of June, that’s when thing’s are really going to start rolling out. And a lot of people in MuggleNet’s comments thought it was interesting they described it as an aggressive marketing campaign.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: And what could that mean? Well, banner ads like crazy all over the internet. TV commercials like crazy all over the internet.

Eric: Standees in places where you wouldn’t ordinarily expect to find standees.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Like, the middle of the produce aisle. Yeah, the middle of your produce aisle at your supermarket, there’s just going to be like, a Voldemort thing.

Andrew: [as Voldemort] Buy these peanuts and see me in theaters this November!

[Matt laughs]

Eric: [laughs] Exactly. That aggressive.

Micah: Do they really need to be aggressive though?

Eric: I hope they do.

Matt: No, but I think – it’s their final shot at doing all this. After Deathly Hallows, its over so they’re just going to go all out.

Eric: I want it to feel like it did when Book 7 and Movie 5 were coming out.

Matt: Yeah, I want to get sick to death of Harry Potter.

Eric: Yeah.

Matt: All that stuff. I mean, thats…

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Andrew: Well, here’s the other thing – if they are waiting till June to get things started, then that’s why I think part of the reason it needs to be aggressive. Because it’s not sort of like a slow build up. It’s just boom, all at once. Three months beforehand isn’t that long of a wait. You know what I’m saying? So they really got to push it.

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: And they have other films that they have to worry about right now.

Matt: Right.

Micah: Well, yeah, and how interested are people going to be in that first film as opposed to the second one? I mean they probably have to sell the first one a lot harder.

Andrew: That’s true, yeah. That’s absolutely right.


News: LEGO Harry Potter


Micah: Final bit related to the film itself is that LEGO Harry Potter Years 1-4 is going to have a Collectors Edition. The game hasn’t even been released yet. Is this common for video games?

Andrew: No!

Eric: No. In fact, I saw it and I was like, “What!? They’re doing – they’re putting what with the game? Exactly? In the book?”

Micah: So there’s going to be this exclusive behind the scenes look of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows as part of this video game Collectors Edition. I’m not really sure what that’s going to entail. Is it going to be completely new, or is going to be something that we may see a few weeks, maybe a few days before the game is actually released?

Eric: Oh, okay.

Andrew: I think it will be with the game, and this game is supposed to come out June 29th.

Matt: Oh!

Eric: Oh! Part of their impressive marketing campaign!

Andrew: And that’s when their marketing campaign…

Matt: Impressive LEGO game!

Micah: Right, that’s what I’m saying. Is it going to be a trailer that’s going to be released a few days before, or do you think it’s really going to be exclusive to the video game?

Matt: Yeah, I kind of agree with the first part of what you said, Micah.

Andrew: That it’ll be exclusive to the video game?

Matt: No, no, no – that there’s going to be at least a teaser or some kind of preview before this.

Andrew: No, no, no, no, no. Look, this game comes out June 29th.

Matt: Right.

Andrew: With the game is going to be an exclusive, behind-the-scenes look. Not a trailer. Then the trailer will come out with Eclipse.

Eric: Well they do do that with games, though. They do put movie trailers in games. I had an X-Men game a while back that had all this exclusive X2 footage in it. It’s just something that you can do, and especially with the next-gen systems with live internet connection and Blu-ray and all that stuff. They’re going to probably – I mean, that’s kind of the future of gaming, is going to be – if there’s a movie game, they’re going to do some promos for it. So yeah, it’s not uncommon, but what I was talking about initially was the magnets that are getting shipped with the game.

Matt: The magnets, oh yeah.

Micah: That’s kind of weird.

Matt: But I mean, the behind-the-scenes stuff, in other games, too, they kind of distribute it in between each level, too. I remember when I was playing The Lord of the Rings games for Xbox, after every level of the game they would have a quick little excerpt of going behind-the-scenes in the film and even behind-the-scenes of the video game. So they could disperse that throughout the game as well, and they may even begin it with a teaser or trailer if they intend on releasing it before this game.

Micah: Yeah, I mean, they look like they’re going to put in some behind-the-scenes look at the video game as well. I guess, Eric, that goes to your point that it’s next-generational and that’s what they’re doing with video games. But I don’t know, it just doesn’t sit right with me that they’re already making a collector’s edition. It’s seventy bucks.

Andrew: Yeah, I mean, this is just a quick way to boost profits. And personally, I don’t see anything on here worth the extra twenty bucks, with the exception of the exclusive behind-the-scenes look, but…

Matt: The magnet.

Andrew: …in the age of the internet, that’s just going to come online anyway, on YouTube, so – nice birthday gift, I guess. I am excited about this game. We’ve talked about it on the show a lot. I cannot wait to get it for PS3, it should look beautiful.

Matt: Aw, I thought you were going to get it on Wii.

Andrew: No.

Matt: Aw.

Eric: I’m going to get it on Wii, I’ll tell you how it is.

Micah: And I might be checking that game out in about a week or so.

Andrew: That’s right, Micah’s going to a little…

Matt: What!

Andrew: LEGO Harry Potter party in New York City to play the game for the first time! So that’s cool.

Eric: [sighs] That’s so awesome.

Andrew: Let us know how it is.

Micah: I will.

Andrew: Cool.

Micah: I will. It’ll be right around the time the next show is released.

Andrew: Good, you’ll have a report.

Micah: Maybe.

Andrew: When you’re there ask them, is this a part of the aggressive marketing campaign…

[Eric and Matt laugh]

Andrew: That Warner Bros. has lined up?


News: Leavesden Studios


Micah: So the final bit of news is that the Watford Observer reported this week that plans have now been approved and finalized to turn Leavesden Studios into a permanent studio.

Andrew: Sweet.

Micah: What do you guys think of that?

Matt: Oh, nice!

Andrew: Well the bigger part of the story for Harry Potter fans is that there will be a permanent Harry Potter

Micah: Attraction.

Andrew: …attraction. I didn’t know what else to call it so I just wrote “attraction.” I’m not sure if that’s the best word for it.

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: It’s opening in 2012 in the studio. So they’re going to preserve some of the Harry Potter sets and you’ll be able to pay something, and then you’ll be able to go in and get a little tour of the Harry Potter sets, which is awesome, I think!

Matt: Yeah. Maybe it was just too big for them to move anywhere else so they just decided to keep it in there.

Andrew: Yeah, plus it’ll be cool for people to actually go to the studio…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: …where all eight Harry Potter films were shot.

Matt: Yeah.

Eric: Yeah, that’s the thing. It’s the real sets, really where they were. So that’s cool, but I thought it was weird at first because – as you say, Andrew, you said last week too, that even though the Warner Bros. studio lot in Burbank has costumes and props on a second floor museum, we’ve got it on their lot. We’ve got the Harry Potter exhibit which is touring the world, and I really think that there will be something in the line of props in the Wizarding World theme park in Florida so there are all these permanent attractions now that are going to have parts of these sets and parts of these movies pretty much all over. So it’s very interesting.

Micah: What’s interesting is they said that this redevelopment’s going to cost a hundred million pounds, but what they’re looking forward to – I guess on a positive side – is that it’s going to create a lot of jobs for the local economy there.

Andrew: Yeah, so it’s great news, and I think it’ll be exciting even if you’re visiting London. I mean, it’s about a forty-five minute trip from London, and I think they’re going to keep Dumbledore’s office because that’s been there forever, The Great Hall, I hope – I mean, that’s a big set but they’ve got to keep that one. That one’s iconic…

Eric: Mhm.

Micah: Unless it’s destroyed.

Andrew: Yeah, well that’s the thing. I’m trying to think of sets that have been there all this time and the main two are Dumbledore’s office and the Great Hall. What they usually do is they build sets and they tear them down as soon as they’re done with them because they’ve got to keep making room so it’ll be interesting to see what else they keep. I wouldn’t be surprised if they rebuild a couple things because most stuff is gone [laughs] so maybe stuff from the creatures department, I bet, or stuff from the special effects department. They have a ton of stuff they save from there. So, if you’re in London when that opens up, or anywhere in England, you got to go to that.

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: And it’s amazing how their studio is in the middle of nowhere. I mean, it’s right nearby neighborhood communities. It’s just – oh! Another one is Privet Drive. That’s been there, and that’s an outdoor set. I bet they’ll keep that as well. So, really exciting. Really glad to hear they’ll be doing this.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: So, is that it, Micah?

Micah: That is it.


MuggleCast Remix


Andrew: All right. Well, before we get to our interview with Warwick Davis, we have a reminder about the MuggleCast Remix that we were talking about last episode, on 196. As part of our Episode 200 celebration, Eric is putting together a second MuggleCast Remix, and he’s looking for your favorite moments from Episodes 26 to 100. Eric, correct me if I’m wrong in any of this. If they can send you favorite moments by emailing eric at staff dot mugglenet dot com, and putting “MuggleCast Remix” in the subject line, and when you write to him include the – we’re looking for the timestamp of your favorite moment. So, send Eric the episode number and the time that the moment starts at in the episodes. So, for example, “One hour, five minutes, fifty-eight seconds in.”

Eric: Yeah. Exactly, and you can send more than one entry, it’s more than welcome. I had a few people send in quite a lot of entries, which is great, because it allows me to pick from the clips, but so far I’ve only gotten ten entries. Ten different people have sent an email in the past week, and I said initially because it’s going to get – take a while to put all these together. I said I was only going to accept entries for another week or so, but please do send emails. So far, the mix is – because I’ve only gotten ten entries – the mix is going to be five minutes long, and…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: …surprisingly include only Micah quotes, so.

Andrew: Oh, I got to send some in then.

Eric laughs

Micah: How did that work out?

Eric: I don’t know, Micah. I don’t know.

Andrew: I bet it was Micah who sent in all the timestamps.

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: I had all the transcribers pull the…

Andrew: That’s right.

Micah: …timestamps and send them in on my behalf.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: So, visit MuggleCast.com, and the top news post on the site has the information. Thanks so much for your help. It’s going to be really cool. You can also listen to the first remix that Eric made a long time ago. It was back when – I don’t know.

Eric: It was – actually, it was when Episode 25 was the most recent aired episode.

Andrew: Wow. All right. So, now it is our time for our interview with Warwick Davis. We recorded it a few days ago, and we’ll turn it over to that now.

MuggleCast 197 Transcript (continued)


Interview With Warwick Davis


Andrew: We are now joined by Warwick Davis, the actor who plays Flitwick and Griphook in the Harry Potter films. He joins us now, and Warwick has a new autobiography out called Size Matters Not: The Extraordinary Life and Career of Warwick Davis. It’s in England bookstores now. Hey, Warwick! Thanks for joining us.

Warwick Davis: Thank you very much for having me. It’s a pleasure.

Andrew: No problem. We’re going to start with some Potter questions, since that’s the focus of our show…

Warwick Davis: Okay.

Andrew: …and obviously, our listeners know all about you through Harry Potter.

Micah: All right. You are about to wrap up filming for Deathly Hallows. You recently said in an interview that you will be finished in June. What’s the feeling like on set and what are you going to miss the most about the franchise?

Warwick Davis: I’ve had such a wonderful experience on all of the films and yeah, it will be sad to say goodbye to the people that we’ve been working with for almost ten years now. We’ve become very close and it’s almost like a family kind of situation. I often actually liken it to going back to school for a new term, and that was each film we would do would be the new term at school. And everybody’s grown up, and now we’re all about to graduate and go our separate ways. It’s going to be sad, but we’ll always have the work that we’ve created to look back on as our legacy and for many, many years to come. I mean, the Harry Potter films are not things that we’ve forgotten about very quickly, so yeah. We’ll always be proud of what we’ve achieved in the ten years.

Andrew: Yeah. And you’ve now been a part of two of the most popular movie franchises in history: Star Wars and Harry Potter. Did you ever think, like ten years ago, that Potter would have become this sort of phenomenon, sort of how Star Wars did. And how does it differ from Star Wars?

Warwick Davis: I mean, it is amazing and I don’t think that I ever took it for granted that there would be a sequel each time. I took each movie as it came along and always remained hopeful that my character would appear in the screenplay because of course, in the translation from novel to screenplay, many characters are often not included for time sake and for the way the screenplay is being constructed. I was always grateful that the characters that I was involved with have made it in the adaptations each time. I suppose when we got to number four and number five, it became quite clear that yeah, this is probably going to go all the way now. The thing is, for the first two or three, we were pretty unsure each time and look at the success of the film and just keep your fingers crossed that indeed you would all be asked back to continue with this. I suppose that the similarity between Potter and Star Wars The story is a very, very big story and it’s obviously broken up into different parts, but you can look at it as a whole thing. It would be lovely to be able to sit down, and as you can with Star Wars, watch all six parts and with Potter you’ll be able to sit down and watch eight films, and I think you’ll see them very differently then. You’re used to seeing all the different episodes, different movies as you’ve gone through, but now we can sit back and look at the whole thing as one piece.

Andrew: Yeah.

Warwick Davis: And that’ll be quite an experience, I’m sure there will be many Potter fans throughout the world doing these marathon viewings in the future…

[Micah laughs]

Warwick Davis: …which will be fantastic.

Micah: Absolutely. And you recently said about Deathly Hallows – the split into two films – that you thought it was a good idea because it’s going to do justice to the final book of the series. Now based upon what you’ve filmed so far and I guess, what you can say, do you believe these two movies are going to stay true to the book, possibly more so than any that have come before them?

Warwick Davis: I’ve got to be careful how I answer any of this…

[Micah laughs]

Warwick Davis: I mean, I often look at the films and the novels – because this is kind of a question that comes up, and it’s kind of a debate, I suppose, amongst people who read the novels and fans of the films, et cetera, as to do with the similarities. But I like to view them as kind of separate pieces of art in their own right, so that – obviously the films are based on the book, but I think they should stand beside each other, but also you could see them very differently. I don’t see that we have to be worried about particularly following the book, and if the producers want to embellish on certain things more than the novel was able to, then I think that’s all fine as well. There has to be a certain amount of artistic license allowed, as it always becomes sort of restrictive to make a film based on a book. But yeah, I can’t really comment on anything regarding Deathly Hallows in that respect, I’m afraid.

Andrew: Right. Did you ever have any discussions with J.K. Rowling about the characters of Flitwick and Griphook to help you prepare for the roles?

Warwick Davis: Well, I mean, all of the preparation I did for any of the characters was based on the books and the descriptions and that sort of thing, from those novels. So I never had any direct discussion with her to say, “How should this be done?” et cetera. I’ve gleaned all of that from reading the book and interpreting that. And hopefully interpreting in the way that all of the readers out there best imagined it, because the human imagination is a wonderful thing…

Andrew: Yeah.

Warwick Davis: And as filmmakers and actors, we can never hope to get close to how wondrous the images that you can create in your mind are. But we can do our best guess at that, and try to find a middle ground, and that’s certainly what I did with the characters I played, is try and find a best guess at the interpretation to try and suit most people. And I think on the whole, I’ve managed to do that, and J.K. Rowling – I did ask her after the first film, “How is Flitwick?” And she said, “He’s very good, thank you.”

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Warwick Davis: So that’s about as much as I’ve got in terms of direction, et cetera, for the character.

Andrew: Right. It must be great to hear the author tell you that you did a great job putting him on.

Warwick Davis: Oh, absolutely. Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah.

Warwick Davis: Because it’s always in the back of my mind.

Andrew: Right. [laughs]

Warwick Davis: You kind of wonder are you doing justice to the literary work…

Andrew: Sure.

Warwick Davis: …and is it all as it should be. And yeah, she’s never made any complaints. So I guess she’s all right with it.

Andrew: Good, good.

Micah: Well, how big of a fan of the books were you prior to the films? Were you just as eager as everyone else to get your hands on a copy of the next book?

Warwick Davis: Well it’s funny. It was several years before the films were even talked about that I first heard about the books. It was while I was working on another project, and one of the actresses had this book entitled Harry Potter. And we were actually traveling to the location on a mini bus, and I said, “What’s this book you’re reading?” And she said, “Oh, it’s a fantasy book. It’s really great.” And she said, “If they ever made it into a film there’d be characters for you to play.”

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Warwick Davis: And I said, “Oh, that sounds cool.” Anyway, that was kind of the last I heard of it for a couple of years until my agent called up and said, “We’ve got this script coming in, and there’s a part we’d like you to audition for. It’s Harry Potter.” And by then the books were becoming quite a sensation and so I was very impressed and very excited to get an audition for it. And it was a very nerve-wracking experience – I described this in my book, actually, going up to the studios in Leavesden in North London and meeting with Chris Columbus and the producers, and actually having to do the audition, which went very well. And it – yeah, it left me with a really good feeling, and a very positive feeling. But then not hearing anything for three weeks after that…

[Andrew laughs]

Warwick Davis: …no phone calls, nothing. You then start to really doubt yourself. And actors by their nature are insecure characters, and I just became very insecure about that whole thing. I thought, “I must have really messed that up, because I have not heard anything.”

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah.

Warwick Davis: And when you don’t hear anything that means you didn’t get it. They don’t phone you to say, “Sorry, thanks for coming in but we don’t need you.”

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Andrew: Right.

Warwick Davis: They just phone you when they want you, but I’d been waiting a long time now, three weeks. But the fact that I’m talking to you now testifies I did indeed get a call just after three weeks from my agent. And it was wonderful because he said, “They would love to offer you the part of Flitwick.” And I said, “That’s fantastic.” Because Flitwick was a dream role for me. He’s a character that I played in some old home movies that I made…

[Andrew laughs]

Warwick Davis: … in my bedroom. I used to play this kind of mad professor sort of character, and I’d be sort of in this little laboratory mixing up potions and things. And he was the genesis in that sort of scene for Professor Flitwick, so he’s a character I always wanted to play. But not only did my agent say, “You’ve got that role,” but he said, “Wait a minute. Are you sitting down? Because they would like you to play another character, the goblin bank teller.” So I’ve sort of hit the jackpot twice.

Andrew: Right.

Warwick Davis: And it’s just a wonderful honor and – to be a part of it. But as I said earlier, little did I know it was going to lead on to be ten years worth of acting work.

Andrew: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And – and off of that I mean you – you’ve been on these films since the very beginning. Are you someone who believes the films could have benefited in a certain way from one director or do you think that all these situations – you’ve had four different directors now, do you think they bring a sort of different dynamic to the series that – that adds to it?

Warwick Davis: I think it has been really nice to have a sort of – a different director for many of the films now. It’s been four different directors. Because they’ve all brought they’re own – they’re own little piece of magic to it. They’re own touches to it.

Andrew: Yeah.

Warwick Davis: Chris Columbus was perfect for the first two movies because he’s a brilliant director in bringing out great performances from youngsters. And Daniel, Rupert, and Emma were very, very young. And I don’t remember exactly how old they were. They were round about ten or slightly younger than that.

Andrew: Yeah.

Warwick Davis: You’ve got to have a director who knows what he’s doing to get the performances out of the – out of the actors at that age. And I do remember one thing that Chris did. He lots of little techniques – lots of little tricks he’d try to get the reactions that he wanted. And he really wanted this reaction from Dan in the first scene with the goblin bank teller. And he wasn’t really reacting in the way that Chris wanted and so he said to me very quietly, “When we start rolling on this close up of Dan I just want you to do something extreme all of a sudden to get a reaction.” So I said “okay leave it with me…”

[Andrew laughs]

Warwick Davis: So they start rolling and Chris shouts, “Action,” and we start the dialogue and all of a sudden I just yell and scream right in his face as loud as I could and all he did was look at me blankly and he just bursts out laughing.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Warwick Davis: It didn’t have the desired affect at all. But…

Andrew: Yeah.

Warwick Davis: So Chris was really great for that sort of thing. I thought that he also brought a kind of innocence and magic to those first films. Because again Harry was coming into this as we were, the audience, to kind of be introduced to Hogwarts and I thought that was just – through that beautiful innocence in that film. And also that they managed in the next one. And Alfonso Cuaron – again it started turning a little bit darker. The books and novels were becoming darker and the characters are growing up. So again that was really sort of an interesting style that he had and I think it did lend itself very well. And then Michael Newell, he directed number four. I mean, he reminded me actually, I went to public school here in the U.K. and he’s very much like a public school headmaster in his own personality. And Hogwarts reminded me of my school as well.

Andrew: Really?

Warwick Davis: So he kind of came into this and really had a great sense of how that kind of school environment should be, and the adolescence and all of that sort of thing. How that kind of – how all of that tension is starting to build in the stories as well. And finally David Yates who is a most marvelous director as well. A complete contrast to Michael Newell and the others, but again brings his own sort of fine detail and precision to the whole thing and I particularly enjoyed working with David on these. What an achievement though to work on and direct four of these films in very quick succession. I mean …

Andrew: Yeah.

Warwick Davis: …it’s something a director gives a sort of soul to something and to do that four times in a row…

Andrew: Yeah.

Warwick Davis: …is just a tremendous achievement, and I certainly enjoyed working with him. And he’s given me certainly lovely of opportunities as far as characters and scenes and things. We discussed – I’ve often dropped hints of other things I could possibly do in the films and he takes them all on board as well. It’s just…

Andrew: Yeah, that’s great. And since you are so experienced in the film industry, we wanted to ask you about the recognition that the Harry Potter films gets in the industry. The series already is and will no doubt hold the record, if not for a very long time perhaps forever as the highest grossing film franchise of all time. Do you believe that the Potter films don’t get the respect they deserve from the Oscars, and do you think movies seven and eight could possibly break through with an Oscar nomination? What’s your take on all that?

Warwick Davis: I’ve often wondered this and considered Oscars and how the voting things work. The voting’s done by the sort of industry professionals and the peers of the films that are actually up for nomination etc. And I think that possibly some times these huge blockbusters don’t often benefit where they should because of the fact that they – I don’t know perhaps there might be some enemies in the voting part of the…

[Andrew laughs]

Warwick Davis: …industry? But these are very successful, and it takes away a little bit from the art of the whole thing.

Andrew: Yeah.

Warwick Davis: Because you look at these films – you look at the Harry Potter movies and there’s just so much wonderful work and skill. I mean knowing this from working on the films I know how many people just going to put me on set basically how much preparation it is to put my make-up on. It’s many, many man hours and a big team of people just to deal with one character.

Andrew: Yeah.

Warwick Davis: When you watch the films there is the wonderful music and the special effects and I think we’re starting to actually take it for granted because it is all so good all the time.

Andrew: Yeah.

Warwick Davis: You often – you actually are starting not to notice when stuff is effects, you actually take it for granted now, but each time we just do the best job we can and we actually raise the bar each time because the next film we do we’ve got to be better than we were before.

Andrew: Right.

Warwick Davis: So we’re honing all of the skills all the time and it’d be lovely to get some recognition for the films, and for all the brilliant people that worked on them. They all deserve recognition and awards for their brilliant work.

Andrew: Sure.

Micah: Absolutely, yeah. Now what’s your personal favorite film of the series, putting aside Deathly Hallows up to this point.

Warwick Davis: Yeah, I think it’s probably Prisoner of Azkaban, actually. Because I very much liked that book and I just think the film works very well in a way that – I love the time turning sequence, and when I read that I was very looking forward to seeing it – how it was going to be put on screen and again, I mean it’s just done so, so well. So yeah, that for me is a favorite, but I’ve got loads of favorite moments in the others. It’s hard to pick a favorite scene but I did enjoy that one.

Micah: So you enjoyed the crowd-surfing in Goblet of Fire?

[Andrew laughs]

Warwick Davis: Oh, absolutely, yeah. That was – that’s another thing I talk about in my book as well, just the fact that what started as a kind of a jokey suggestion – not even a suggestion, actually, just kind of a joke to say to Michael Newell, ended up being something we shot in the movie.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Warwick Davis: And that was the thing about him, I could often suggest ideas, and Michael would take them on board and we’d do them and there was so much wonderful material from that film that never made it into the movie. I mean you got to see Flitwick playing air guitar and stuff.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: Oh, no way.

Warwick Davis: We’ve got loads of stuff, yeah.

Andrew: Cool.

Warwick Davis: I mean whether – it’d be lovely to see some sort of easter egg on the DVD but…

Andrew: Right.

Warwick Davis: There is so much, so much that doesn’t make into the film and as an actor you always see that when you watch your movies. You always see – the first time you watch it you always see what isn’t there. That’s the first thing you notice, oh that’s been cut, oh that’s missing, oh they didn’t use that.

Andrew: Right.

Warwick Davis: But the second time you watch it you enjoy it for what it is, but yeah, you always end up seeing what is not there. And more often than not the majority of what you do in the film is kind of lost to the cutting room floor, I’m afraid.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Yeah, you also had that great little fist pump when the Weasley twins fly away at the…

Warwick Davis: Yeah. [Laughs]

Andrew and Micah: … in Order of the Phoenix.

Andrew: Yeah. [laughs]

Warwick Davis: Yeah, actually that was good. We shot that actually fairly early on and then David thought it was really nice if we kind of gave that a bit more justification and we went and shot the scene where she comes and measures Flitwick.

[Andrew laughs]

Warwick Davis: And that kind of gave a little bit more of the motivation.

Andrew: Definitely.

Warwick Davis: I mean, how kind of cheeky is that…

Andrew: Yeah.

Warwick Davis: …not measuring up to stand as a male in Hogwarts. I’m actually too short…

[Andrew laughs]

Warwick Davis: …which is brilliant. I thought that was actually inspired, that was a great moment.

Andrew: Yeah. It was.

Micah: And…

Andrew: Yeah?

Micah: Oh, go ahead – No I was just going to say, who’s your favorite character aside from Flitwick of Griphook in the series?

Warwick Davis: I think it’s got to be Professor Snape. He is the one I would have loved to have played, but he’s just so – brilliant character. Alan is a brilliant actor, and he just portrays the character so well. And I just love watching him. He’s just mesmerizing, isn’t he? He’s just almost sort of hypnotic in a way.

Andrew: Yeah.

Warwick Davis: And the way he also sticks his dialogue up and uses the phrasing is the most unusual phrasing, and the pauses are all in the literary sense – all in the wrong places, but it just works…

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Warwick Davis: …perfectly with that character. It’s fascinating to watch Alan in his portrayal of the character…

Andrew: Yeah

Warwick Davis: …on set. You never know what you’re going to get. It’s just brilliant.

Andrew: Yeah. The Harry Potter theme park is going to be opening up soon, and you have children, are you – are you excited to take them there? Any plans to visit?

Warwick Davis: Oh absolutely. Yeah, I shall be there – and yeah, the kids are going to love that, too. I mean – my children, who are seven and thirteen, Annabel and Harrison are very fortunate because they’ve been to what I would call the real Hogwarts for quite a long time.

Andrew: Right.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Warwick Davis: But for them now it’s not very exciting. It’s just Dad’s work.

Andrew: Yeah. [Laughs]

Warwick Davis: It’s my office they go to…

[Andrew laughs]

Warwick Davis: …and yeah. But it’s going to be magical place. I can’t wait to go. I hear you get to choose – you get to go and get a wand and all of this stuff, and it’s going to be just fantastic. So I’m looking forward to it immensely.

Andrew: Yeah, it’s really exciting. So let’s talk more about your book now. What kind of Harry Potter related stories can we expect to find in Size Matters Not?

Warwick Davis: Well, we’ve sort of brushed upon a few there. We’ve already talked about the – snd I talk about Michael Gambon and his beard troubles. There’s quite a few little nice stories in there as well, and I ran this past the production, so it’s all okayed to talk about what I’m talking about, and David Heyman the producer read it, and he was very generous enough reading it, quote…

Andrew: Okay.

Warwick Davis: …and he was enthralled by it, and he enjoyed it very much, which was really nice because obviously very conscience that the franchise has been very good to me, and I’ve enjoyed it so much, but I also owe it as much respect as I can. And I just wanted to make sure I was – that everything I wrote was what was good to write about. So yeah, that’s a really – that’s a fun story. Mostly it’s fun stuff. Talked a bit about my make-up, my make-up artists and the kind of – the torture of sitting in a make-up chair for many hours every day.

[Andrew laughs]

Warwick Davis: So it’s all good stuff, yeah.

Micah: So how did you get the idea to write this book? When did you decide “okay, I’m going to do my autobiography”?

Warwick Davis: Well, for the past sort of five years I’ve had a few approaches from publishers who’ve said, “Would you like to write a book?” and I’ve just brushed them aside and thought well, I don’t really know what I’m going to write about. I thought you had to write an autobiography when you were about sixty or seventy and I was just like, “oh, I don’t really know.”

[Andrew laughs]

Warwick Davis: And then it suddenly occurred to me, about two years ago, really, I should do this. And I happened to have a meeting with a publisher and it sort of all fell into place. And I sat down though, to write the book – and it’s quite a lonely thing to do, to sit there and look at a blank piece of paper…

[Andrew laughs]

Warwick Davis: …and I thought, “well, where do I start?” I guess at the beginning.

[Andrew laughs]

Warwick Davis: But then I thought, “I don’t remember the beginning.”

[Andrew laughs]

Warwick Davis: So I thought “well, I’ll talk to mum and dad.” But then you start talking to people who were influential in your life and you start piecing – it’s like a jigsaw – you find all the bullet points. So it was like: being born, going to school then all the first work on Return of the Jedi, big break into the movie business and then you find Ewok, Labyrinth, then you’ve got Willow and then you maybe go, I don’t know, Leprechaun then and then you’ve got Star Wars again and then Harry Potter. So you kind of do all that and then you look back, and you then start filling in the details that happened all in-between that you see. And then some sort of family and then meeting my wife and having children and all that. So it was a really wonderful experience. It made me actually stand back a bit and say, “wow, I’ve actually done quite a lot.” Because when you’re living the life and the career – I hadn’t really – I’d sort of taken it for granted a bit – what I was doing.

Andrew: Yeah.

Warwick Davis: So when I stood back and wrote the book I was like, “Gosh, this is quite – I’ve achieved quite a lot in forty years so far.” And it was really – made me appreciate it, I suppose, a little bit more.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Yeah. Now the forward to your book was written by George Lucas, do you still keep in touch with him on a regular basis?

Warwick Davis: Absolutely. Very much so. I mean, when you work for Lucasfilm you become part of the Lucasfilm family. I have many great friends who work for Lucasfilm still. And it didn’t take any persuading for George to write this and I thought he was just the right person to do it because he has been so influential in my career. He gave me my big break and has continued to give me great opportunities all the way through my career and so he was a really great person. But little did I know he’d write such nice things about me. I didn’t know he held me in that regard quite, so it was really quite an honor. It was very flattering, what he’s written.

Andrew: Yeah, yeah that’s…

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: That’s great, and a little more about Star Wars, do you attend any of the cast reunions, and what were your thoughts on the making of the prequels?

Warwick Davis: Well, I do keep in touch with many of the cast because I attend Star Wars events – Star Wars celebrations in America and Stars Wars celebrations in Europe here. So I see many of the cast quite often…

Andrew: Mhm.

Warwick Davis: And so – and it’s really nice. The fan community’s still as enthusiastic as ever even though we haven’t had a movie for quite a few years now. But we have the live action TV series, which I hope to get in somewhere. I’d like to be a villain, though, this time. I want to play sort of a villainous character in the TV series…

Andrew: Oh, cool. Cool.

Warwick Davis: Yeah, it’ll be good though. Villains are great characters to play anyway – any actor will tell you that. The villains are always sort of the best ones.

[Micah laughs]

Warwick Davis: So – and the prequels, I mean yeah. It wasn’t like Harry Potter because we have this huge gap in between, and everyone was anticipating. And in that big gap that was in between, I was dropping lots of hints to George to say, “When you get around to making these films, I’d love to be part of them.” [laughs] And eventually in ’97 he got around to doing Episode 1, which was great. And a lot of people, oh they prefer one trilogy or the other, and I think it’s really what you grow up with. I grew up with the classic trilogy. I was seven when I saw Star Wars

Andrew: Right, right..

Warwick Davis: They feel like my – I kind of feel ownership of those films. But I think it just depends on how old you are. My kids are actually – they’re kind of more drawn towards the prequels because they were growing up when…

Andrew: Right. Right.

Warwick Davis: …those films came out. I think it’s all kind of relative in a way.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Well, speaking – you just mentioned villains, and you mentioned The Leprechaun before, and I can tell you that that movie still gives me nightmares every time I see it.

[Andrew laughs]

[Warwick does his Leprechaun impression]

Micah: Do you ever look back and think…?

Warwick Davis: Oh, I just traumatized you there…

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: Yeah, exactly. I’m going to have to jump off the headset right now.

[Warwick laughs]

Micah: Do you ever look back at that film in particular and think, “Man, I was pretty creepy in that film”?

[Andrew laughs]

Warwick Davis: I thought you were going to say, “Do you ever look back and regret it?”!

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: No, no, no!

Warwick Davis: I mean [sighs] – I don’t suppose I look back like that at all. The Leprechaun came about – again, this is something I talk about in the book – I have some wonderful stories about Leprechaun in there and becoming involved in the project. But up until that point, in 1991, I had only ever played good characters. You know, Ewoks and goblins, and then Willow. And so I was being perceived as the actor who could play nice, short characters. And then when the script arrived it was like, “Hey this guy’s a baddy. He gets to do pretty bad things. This is something I want to do.” Because it’s going to show that I have got some diversity in my performance and everything, and I can do not just nice guys. So I jumped at the oppurtunity. Again, little did I know at that point we were going to do six of these things through the years. But he’s a very fun character to play. I’m quite fond of him and he’s just so extreme. I can just let loose and there are no boundries on him. You can just be as crazy as you like and it’s probably better that you are. And there’s a following out there for these films. If I had the money, I would make Leprechaun 7 myself. Because I know it would sell…

[Micah laughs]

Warwick Davis: You know what I mean, it’s each one of those things. I think it’s great if number seven would be a Leprechaun kind of crossed with a pirates movie. Do you know what I mean? In other words, either the pirates had just stolen the Leprechaun’s gold, or what have you. It would work perfectly. They all like drinking…

[Andrew laughs]

Warwick Davis: And I think it would be fantastic. I’m actually going to call Johnny Depp to see if he wants to do it.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Are you really? That would be awesome.

Warwick Davis: Yes, it would be. It would be fantastic, wouldn’t it?

Andrew: Yeah.

Warwick Davis: But anyway, I do appreciate all of the demented Leprechaun fans out there…

[Andrew laughs]

Warwick Davis: Thank you for your support.

Micah: Well, just going back to Potter for one second. One of the questions that seems to come up the most often is, if you could take one prop from the set, of all these films, what would it be? What would you love to have on the mantlepiece at home?

Warwick Davis: You know what would be lovely, and I’m sitting here as I talk to you looking at a prop that I have from Willow. I have a Willow wand in a frame on the wall here.

Andrew: Mmm.

Warwick Davis: And I would love a Harry Potter wand in a frame just next to that…

Andrew: Right…

Warwick Davis: That would be marvelous and that would be the one thing. I mean, I think all of the professors would tell you that same thing. All of the faculty at Hogwarts would love to have their wand at the end of all this. But who knows? Yeah. That would be the one, that would be the one.

Andrew: So you could pick it up from time to time and reenact that classic scene from Sorcerer’s Stone, the “swish and flick”. [laughs]

Warwick Davis: Oh, I do enjoy the “swish and flick”, absolutely. And I do a lot of talks at schools about acting, and how youngsters might get into acting. And at one point somebody asked me about that and I always end up doing a little Charms class with everybody. And it’s quite magical to see all of the kids practicing their [as Flitwick] “swish and flick”.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Warwick Davis: [as Flitwick] “Wingardium Leviosa!”

Andrew: [laughs] That’s it, it brings us all back. [laughs]

Warwick Davis: Absolutely, yeah.

Andrew: Before we wrap this up, any other projects you have lined up in the near future?

Warwick Davis: Well, I’m actually currently developing a new comedy series called Life’s Too Short with Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, who created The Office and Extras

Andrew: Right.

Warwick Davis: …and who I knew from working on the Extras series, too, in the episode Dan Radcliffe was in. So yeah, we’re developing a comedy for the BBC at the moment and we’ll shoot the pilot in June with a view of it going to a series, so it’s all very exciting.

Andrew: Cool, cool. All right, so Warwick, it’s been a pleasure speaking with you, and again, your new book, The Extraordinary Life and Career of Warwick Davis is in England book stores now, and it will be hitting the United States probably in a couple months, hopefully?

Warwick Davis: Absolutely. We’re just working out the final arrangements on all that, and so yeah. Hopefully it will be stateside very soon.

Andrew: Great. And we can all follow you on Twitter which is your username – well, people can access it by going to Twitter.com/WarwickADavis, and we’ll…

Warwick Davis: Absolutely.

Andrew: …include a link to that…

Warwick Davis: Follow me.

Andrew: Follow your extraordinary life and career. [laughs]

Warwick Davis: Oh yes, there’s all sorts of nonsense I talk about on there that’s rather…

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Andrew: Cool. All right, great. Warwick, thank you so much for joining us.

Warwick Davis: Thank you very much, everyone. It’s been a pleasure. Thank you.

Andrew: All right, thanks.

All right, there you have it. We hope you all enjoyed that interview. Warwick is such a funny guy. It was fun recording with him, wasn’t it, Micah?

Micah: Yeah, absolutely. He really got into character there, towards the end.


Chapter-by-Chapter


Andrew: Yes he did, that was funny. [laughs] So now it’s time for Chapter-by-Chapter. We’re edging closer to the end of Prisoner of Azkaban, and this week we are looking at Chapters 18 and 19 of the book. But first, it’s time for another Chapter-by-Chapter intro. This one is from Vincent, and being a Lady Gaga fan myself, I really enjoyed this one. So you guys take a listen.

[Chapter-by-Chapter intro plays]

Andrew: [laughs] Gaga! Ga! Ga! Fawkes!

Matt: That was trippy!

Andrew: That was sent in by Vincent. That was crazy! That was like – it just punches you, it’s like, boom! Chapter-by-Chapter!

Matt: [singing] “Do-do-do!”


Chapter-by-Chapter: “Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs”


Andrew: Well, thank you Vincent, and we’ll get to – we’ll play more entries as we continue this segment through MuggleCast life. If – by the way, if you have your own Chapter-by-Chapter intro, if you would like to create one yourself, feel free to do so, then send it in to andrew at staff dot mugglenet dot com. And in the subject line, just put “Chapter-by-Chapter Intro.” So anyways, Micah is going to lead us through the first chapter, Chapter 18, which is “Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs”.

Micah: It’s actually a pretty short chapter.

Andrew: Yeah, I was going to say, it’s like two pages long.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Micah: Well, I don’t know about that.

Matt: Yeah, it’s at least three.

Micah: Yeah, come on now, but a lot of information in those three pages.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: And it starts off with Sirius going after Scabbers and he tries to kill him right then and there. He doesn’t want to wait any longer. But Lupin steps in and prevents him and he says that Sirius owes it to Harry to tell him the truth. And so, during this whole conversation Ron and Harry think Sirius and Lupin are completely out of their minds. They basically try to explain – because the last chapter ended with the big reveal that Scabbers is in fact Peter Pettigrew, and they just don’t want to believe it. They think that these two guys are just bonkers. And my question is though, after just seeing Sirius transform from a dog and learning that he’s an Animagus, why would they find it so hard to believe that Scabbers could be an Animagus as well?

Matt: Well, because they – because they’ve spent so much time with Scabbers, though. Right?

Micah: That’s true.

Eric: Yeah.

Matt: He was Ron’s pet for so long – for twelve years.

Eric: Percy’s pet before that.

Matt: Mhm. It’s just – it’s one of those things where even like, for instance, when you find out one of your family members is a convicted killer or rapist or something. It’s like you just don’t – it doesn’t fathom you at first because you have a relationship with this person.

Eric: I think without knowing Peter Pettigrew’s personality – that he was a coward, was always the runt of the pack as McGonagall said earlier – without knowing that, it just doesn’t seem reasonable that he would stay a rat and kind of hide out, being a rat, for twelve years. It doesn’t seem like a glamorous life and someone that hears that Ron’s rat is actually a person, I think they really – they just need to know more information. I don’t really – especially in this chapter – I don’t think Hermione’s that opposed to the idea because she’s got this conflict where she trusts teachers, but of course, he’s a werewolf – she’s been holding out on him, talking about Lupin – and soon into this story she interjects and says “but they would know because there is a register of Animagi” and they have an answer for that. So only when – I think Hermione is – and all of them, even – are on their way to being convinced. It’s just initially it seems really odd because Ron’s rat has always been Ron’s rat, for such a long time.

Matt: Right.

Eric: And they just don’t know why he would hide out as a rat if he were actually alive and a person, et cetera.

Matt: Right.

Eric: So I think there is – they need the story told to them and Lupin is quick to hold Sirius back from acting so that they can get the story out.

Micah: Yeah, it’s sort of a lot to take in, in this particular chapter. You’re learning all of these things that seem completely outlandish in the Wizarding World, never mind as a reader.

Matt: Yeah.

Micah: So the conversation continues and they hear a creak outside, but Lupin goes out and looks and determines that nobody is there, or so he thinks. And Ron comments that the place is haunted. Now Lupin tells Ron that this is, in fact, not true. And he goes through his whole story of how he became a werewolf and how Dumbledore took precautions in order to let him be a student at Hogwarts, and he recounts the Whomping Willow, the creation of the underground passage, and the Shrieking Shack. And we start to get a whole lot of backstory about the tree…

Matt: Mhm.

Micah: …which has been there, and played a huge role in the second book, and the shack, which played a larger role earlier on in the book. But things start tying together, and – I thought it was interesting backstory, a lot of which was left out of the movie. This chapter is basically omitted from the book, with the exception of a few things, and I think – not omitted from the book, omitted from the movie – and I think that was one of the major problems people had with Prisoner of Azkaban as a whole, aside from the director, and all that other fun stuff. But I think this was the biggest issue – like looking at this chapter in particular, this – and this backstory that we’re talking about. What do you guys think?

Andrew: Well, especially since the films, we saw the Whomping Willow featured especially in Chamber of Secrets when Harry and Ron run into it, so it would have been nice for people who are just watching the movie to see that – to understand the backstory of the Whomping Willow, which is pretty interesting. And I was going to say how fitting that we’re talking about the Whomping Willow today, since we just passed Earth Day, the other day.

Eric and

Matt:

Aww!

Matt: Yay.

Andrew: Yeah, that…

Eric: Be kind to your Whomping Willow.

Micah: Oh, that…

Eric: Yeah, anyway, to that point, I just think the movie focused on – well, the movie didn’t focus on the world of Harry Potter, it focused on…

Andrew: Yeah…

Eric: …making a movie…

Andrew: The plot. [laughs]

Eric: …and the characters. But it didn’t focus on fleshing out the world which is what I think the first two movies steadily in progression did, which is just a different choice of director, but that is why this chapter was almost always omitted. Except for the sentences “Your rat is Peter Pettigrew” and possibly a “NO!” here or there, this chapter was completely…

Micah: Right.

Eric: …absent from the movie.

Micah: Yeah. And so we learn that Sirius, James, and Peter all became Animagi in order to keep Remus company when he turned into a werewolf and Remus mentions that they were roaming the school grounds and the village by night. So I’m going to ask the obvious question, being how did Dumbledore never once spot them at all throughout all the years that they were at Hogwarts? I think they said that Peter could finally transform in their fifth year so let’s say, three years they were all – even maybe some before that for Sirius and James – they’re just walking around Hogwarts and Hogsmeade and nobody notices them. There were a couple of close encounters that they had, nobody ever reported this.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: It just seems weird to me that they just all did this under Dumbledore’s nose, knowing how smart and powerful he is that they never got caught once.

Matt: Do you think Dumbledore really didn’t know that?

Eric: He had to not of known because he would have known then that Sirius was an Animagus.

Matt: Oh yeah, that’s true.

Eric: Which is – yeah, I was asking the same question as Matt like a minute ago and I was like, hey wait a minute, but Dumbledore didn’t know, otherwise he would have had different safeguards. Sirius wouldn’t have been able to get into the castle.

Matt: Right, right.

Eric: But that said, I just don’t – I think around the time that Harry’s parents were in school was also maybe a few years before the heyday of Lord Voldemort, so maybe Dumbledore was really that preoccupied.

Micah: It’s possible, but Hermione also mentions the point that it was dangerous for Lupin to do this – always the one to bring up the obvious and sound like the mother. It was dangerous, there’s no question, but also that Lupin really feels bad at this point in the chapter because he feels as if he’s betrayed Dumbledore’s trust and…

Andrew: Why now, though? Why is he just realising this now? Now that’s he’s exposed he’s feeling bad.

Eric: Hermione’s words have an impact on him. Even Ron, I mean he cares for these kids.

Andrew: Yes, I guess that is a testament to the relationship he has with them.

Micah: Yeah, he says, “All this year I have been battling with myself, wondering whether I should tell Dumbledore that Sirius was an Animagus. But I didn’t do it. Why? Because I was too cowardly. It would have meant admitting that I’d betrayed his trust while I was at school, admitting that I’d led others along with me … and Dumbledore’s trust has meant everything to me.”

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: But he just decided to dishonor him, basically. [laughs]

Matt: Yeah, if there’s ever a question, should you tell Dumbledore something or shouldn’t you, well then you probably should.

Micah: Yeah, you probably should.

Matt: He probably already knows.

Micah: But Andrew, you asked this question, would Dumbledore ever approve of James, Pettigrew and Sirius transforming into Animagi in order to help Lupin deal with his unwanted ability? If it was for the sake of helping students maybe, or helping a student, maybe Dumbledore wouldn’t have minded.

Andrew: Yeah, I think that Dumbledore would have understood the situation. I mean, he already went out of his way to set up this place for Lupin to go to transform into a werewolf. Obviously, Dumbledore knows that as a student growing up in Hogwarts you need to have some friends. You need to be surrounded by people who care about you, especially when you have to deal with something like this – being able to transform into a werewolf. So I think he would have understood, and I think he would have admired that James, Sirius, and Peter were all trying to help their friend out.

Eric: Agree, actually, and especially their aptitude of becoming an Animagus. It takes years to – I guess learn how to do it, and…

Matt: Right. I mean, there’s only seven who are registered.

Andrew: Yeah, and it’s noted in the book. I think it took them two or three years to master it. So…

Eric: Yeah.

Matt: Yeah.

Micah: Yeah. So…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: But, them being out on the town in Animagus form…

Eric: Nearly killing people…

Micah: …led to the Marauders’ Map, and Lupin reveals who the other three on the map are. He had revealed that he had helped make the map earlier on in the book. But this must be kind of weird for Harry, though, learning all this about his father, in particular, that these were all his best friends and they had kind of just been hanging around him for this entire year and he had absolutely no clue.

Matt: Mhm.

Eric: Yeah. Harry is at a very interesting point this year. Every time his dad is mentioned, especially in these chapters, he’s – a different emotion comes out of him. At first, Sirius mentions his name and Harry’s like, “Don’t say his name, you killed him!” And Sirus is like, “Oh, I as good as killed him,” and goes into the story. But every time James is mentioned, Harry is just being tugged because it’s kind of like what he’s been going through with the Dementors, where he hears his mother’s voice. It’s knowledge about his parents that you just – he just didn’t expect to find, and here they’re telling these stories. He feels like he’s among friends, eventually.

Micah: Right, but what’s interesting is that never once is it mentioned what Animagus form James took. He says that James was called Prongs, but they never specify what his Animagus form was – in this chapter, anyway – Which is what makes so much confusion later on.

Eric: I think, the subject, too, is on Peter Pettigrew at the moment. So, they do limit it. But…

Micah: Yeah. So, Lupin continues his story telling and he tells about how Dumbledore pointed him to Defense Against the Dark Arts, and he also makes Sirius aware of the fact that Snape is at Hogwarts as well, teaching Potions, and Sirius doesn’t seem to like that too much. One thing that I thought about while reading this is that Dumbledore really believes in taking risks and/or giving second chances: Snape, a former Death Eater, he’s teaching Potions. Lupin is a werewolf. He’s teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. Hagrid is a half-giant and he’s teaching – and he’s been expelled from Hogwarts at one point. He’s teaching Care of Magical Creatures. Trelawney, who’s kind of a kook, a drunk, and a fraud is teaching Divination.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: So, it’s kind of like – I don’t even know – like a hodgepodge of…

Eric: Castle for misfits.

Micah: …social outcasts.

Matt: Yeah.

Micah: Yeah, exactly.

Matt: But this is the finest school of witchcraft and wizardry.

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Micah: Yeah, it definitely is.

Eric: It’s the only one in Britain!

Micah: Yeah. But next we learn the story of how Sirius played a trick on Snape that almost killed him. And this goes back to Sorcerer’s Stone when Harry learned that his father had saved Snape’s life and that James had done this at great personal risk to himself. And this was the whole night that Snape learned about Lupin’s condition. Lupin saw – or sorry, Snape saw Madam Pomfrey taking Lupin out to the Whomping Willow and he figured he would follow, and in the process almost got killed. So, interesting how James saved Snape, but how Snape just can’t seem to get over the fact that – I don’t know. Maybe James just treated him that bad the rest of their time at Hogwarts. What do you guys think? I mean…

Eric: Hanging him upside-down…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: You would think that their relationship…

Eric: …from his underpants.

Micah: …would be a bit better.

Eric: It’s kind of…

Matt: Mhm.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: Well there’s…

Eric: Once you get hung upside-down, using his own spell against him, stealing his girl.

Andrew: There’s more on this in the next chapter so I’ll talk about it there.

Micah: Yeah. The other just kind of final bit of information from this chapter we learned is that Snape has been brewing the Wolfsbane Potion for Lupin. I kind of wonder, is that something he’s doing against his own will? He obviously wasn’t really happy with Lupin being appointed to this position, but the other thing is that this Wolfsbane Potion is mentioned in Sorcerer’s Stone. It’s also mentioned with the Bezoar and the Draught of Living Death.

Eric: Yeah.

Matt: Mhm.

Micah: And it’s just interesting how all three of those end up playing a role later on in the series. It’s kind of like one of those mentioned in passing bits that…

Eric: That become…

Micah: …end up playing a much larger role.

Eric: How does the Draught of Living Death?

Micah: Well don’t they have to brew it? Or is that peace? I don’t remember. I thought they had to brew it in – for Slughorn in Half-Blood Prince.

Matt: Yeah.

Eric: He mentions it in the movie. Oh yeah yeah yeah, they do. Yeah, yeah. But I don’t think Snape can do – I don’t think Dumbledore can make Snape do anything, like make Snape do anything. I think what it is is – and it is a testament to Snape because Lupin says, “It’s a difficult potion to brew and I owe Snape,” and I don’t know if he says, “my life.” But he says “I really owe Snape for that.” I think later in Book 5 or 6 when Harry is talking bad on Snape, Lupin specifically reminds him that he brewed – he can’t really have anything against Snape because he kept him away from transforming. And I think Snape knows the danger of students or anybody coming into contact with a full werewolf from his almost near-death experience. So I just think Snape – it is a testament to his character that he’s brewing this potion for Lupin, and I think he is doing it against his best wishes. But he understands why he is doing it. I think that is one of the clues that Snape is actually at least reasonable – a reasonable human being from time to time.

Micah: Yeah, so once Lupin is done telling the story to Harry about how his father saves Snape, Snape arrives in the room from under the Invisibility Cloak. So that whole creak that they heard earlier on in the chapter was in fact Snape hiding out. He seems to have a knack for that, doesn’t he?

Andrew: Hiding out? [laughs]

Micah: He likes listening outside doors.

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: He did it in – in the – what was it?

Eric: Even sooner than that.

Micah: The Three Broomsticks.

Eric: Even sooner than that. He did it when his parents were fighting when Harry finds his memory or whatever, when his Occlumency backfires or whatever. He…

Andrew: He’s just a sneaky little fellow.

Eric: He’s like a kid. Yeah.

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Chapter-by-Chapter: “The Servant of Lord Voldemort”


Andrew: So the chapter – Chapter 19: “The Servant of Lord Voldemort” opens up with everyone in awe that Snape has arrived, and Snape reveals he made his way in thanks to the Invisibility Cloak that Harry had conveniently left right outside.

Matt: Again.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: And I was wondering that he can – I was thinking that he can actually fit under that cloak. Because in the books it’s always described as Harry – the trio’s feet are sort of sticking out from under it. So I guess Snape must have had to crutch down – crouch down low to fit under it which cannot be good for his back.

Eric: I think that’s in the movies, though, where their feet are sticking out or whatever. I think in the books they actually remark at how it still fits them after so many years.

Andrew: [sighs] Darn. Well…

Eric: I think that’s the movie where they show. Because to show them completely covered by the cloak would be like not having them in the scene. So they always show Harry with his arm out, you know, holding the lantern and crap. When really they…

Andrew: I just…

Eric: Yeah. I think that’s in the movie.

Andrew: I just like to imagine Snape struggling with the cloak.

Eric: With his back, yeah.

Andrew: With – and his back, “Oh my back.”

Matt: You just want to see him suffer.

Andrew: So Snape begins telling Lupin off thinking he’s been – thinking that Lupin has been helping Sirius get into the castle to kill Harry. I mean, Snape is enraged at this point. And at this moment Harry, I think, must be in love with Snape for once. Because here’s the one time a person he trusts dearly, Lupin, has betrayed him. Or at least he thinks so. And then enters Snape to save the day. Did you guys all get the same impression?

Matt: No.

Andrew: Why not?

Matt: Because I don’t like Snape.

Eric: What do you mean “in love with Snape”? Do you mean…

Matt: Yeah.

Eric: …glad he’s there?

Andrew: Yeah, glad he’s there to – Snape agrees with Harry, or vice versa.

Matt: No no, well Snape agreed with the fact that he doesn’t like Lupin because he doesn’t trust him. Because he answered Harry’s question right after the chapter, or right before this chapter, at the end of Chapter 18.

Andrew: But still, Harry has his reservations about the whole situation going on. In…

Matt: Well, no, because – so, he’s already conflicted between Lupin and Sirius because Sirius Black is this guy that he has been thinking is coming to murder him, and he doesn’t trust him at all. And then there’s Lupin, who’s trying to explain why Sirius is good, so he’s really conflicted about someone he doesn’t trust and someone he does. And then here comes Snape, a guy that he detests, so I don’t think that makes him feel any better. I think it makes him even more confused.

Eric: But there are so many reasons that these chapters are my favorite chapters of any Harry Potter book, and that this is my favorite Harry Potter book. And I think one of the other reasons is this Snape moment. He’s come in, under the Invisibility Cloak that was James’ Invisibility Cloak. This chapter is really Snape’s chance at being a Marauder. He always wanted to fit in, or was always jealous or envious of James’ talent. Crouching under his Invisibility Cloak, saving the day is all reminiscent of everything Snape’s ever wanted for himself. The difference is that Snape lets his personal feelings get the better of him. I know we’ll be getting in shortly – the choices that he makes do not appeal to Harry, and the choices that he makes actually work to set everybody against him. I don’t think it’s because he’s Snape, I just think it’s because he’s going about it all wrong by, you know…

Micah: Yeah, well, you’d have to think that he’s heard the entire story at this point, and he knows the truth, and he’s just not willing to…

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: …accept what he’s just heard. If…

Eric: Yeah, you’re right.

Micah: There’s no reason for him not to believe it…

Eric: Right.

Micah: …as Hermione tries to get him to do a little bit later on. Just, “Okay, well, why can’t we test these

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: …guys’ theories out? And if it turns out not to be true…

Eric: Yeah, he quickly becomes a villain in the end.

Micah: …then so be it.”

Andrew: Well…

Micah: Yep.

Andrew: …at any rate, Harry has a quick change of heart, though, when Snape says he’s taking Lupin and Sirius to the Dementors. Harry realizes Lupin has had a million chances to kill him, but he hasn’t. So Snape insists to move out of the way, but the trio – and basically all at the same time – send spells at Snape. He goes flying backward, and he’s knocked out, which was kind of insane to see a teacher hit by a student. I mean, that’s unheard of.

Matt: Three.

Andrew: And they believe this all because of Snape’s childhood grudge. This reason that Snape is so angry and so wants to see Lupin and Sirius in Azkaban is because of the pranks that they played on Snape when they were all students at Hogwarts. Is it really, though? Do you guys really believe this is truly Snape’s childhood grudge he’s still holding? He just can’t let go?

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: He can’t let go. I mean, what gives him the right to say, “Oh, why don’t we – I’m going to take you straight to the Dementors. I’m not even going to take you up to the castle.”

Eric: Yeah, no trial.

Micah: He’s not the police.

Eric: No nothing.

Micah: He’s not anybody of authority, other than a professor.

Matt: No.

Andrew: But at this…

Micah: And that…

Andrew: But at this time, he does think that Lupin has been helping Sirius into the castle.

Matt: He does – he doesn’t care!

Micah: I don’t think so.

Eric: Again, he’s heard the story. He knows…

Micah: Yeah, exactly. He’s heard the whole story. He’s been sitting listening the whole time. He knows the truth.

Eric: And Snape…

Micah: But he’s letting his…

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: …like you said – the childhood issues blind his…

Eric: It’s a life-long issue.

Micah: …decision.

Eric: It grew out of his childhood. He was like it in his adolescence, and it’s a life long grudge.

Matt: Yeah, he even mentions about revenge. So that’s what he’s doing right now. He’s just trying to get revenge from all – from what the Marauders did to him.

Eric: And I think nothing but that could have made the whole trio stand up in unison and start sending spells at Snape, because he wasn’t helping the situation. He really wasn’t. And they wanted answers, and he was just going to take them all to get their souls sucked out before they can explain anything.

Matt: Right, and calling Hermione a stupid girl probably didn’t help the situation.

Eric: Yeah, probably not.

Micah: Well, that and the fact that he’s supposedly Lord Voldemort’s most trusted Death Eater, he would probably know that Sirius wasn’t the one who betrayed the Potters.

Eric: That’s very true.

Andrew: So then Sirius begins to explain everything. This is where a ton of information starts to come out. He learned of Pettigrew’s life as Scabbers after seeing the rat in the Daily Prophet without a toe. He’s been working with Crookshanks to bring Scabbers to him – Sirius we’re talking about. Scabbers hadn’t been looking healthy ever since when Ron returned from Egypt – when Sirius escaped from Azkaban – and lastly, Sirius explains to Harry that the Secret Keeper power was transfered to Pettigrew at the last minute, meaning that while it was Sirius’s fault, it wasn’t really his fault. It was actually Pettigrew who betrayed his parents. So that was the big twist. And so, with all this information now out on the table, Sirius and Lupin decide to attempt to transform Scabbers, and of course it works, and Pettigrew appears. And Pettigrew, then in an act of being desperate, tries to convince Lupin that Sirius is actually the crazy one, but it’s no use, and Hermione decides to speak up and asks why Pettigrew never decided to do anything to Harry the whole time he’s been sleeping in the same dormitory, and Pettigrew is like, “Yeah, yeah yeah! Of course, I’ve been innocent.”

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Andrew: “…I stare at him sleeping every night!” But Sirius is too smart for this. He responds that Pettigrew would never do anything unless he could see what was in it for himself. Hermione then asks how Sirius had possibly have escaped from Azkaban, and it’s a pretty simple way, it seems. He explains that the Dementors can’t see, so he was able to transform into a dog and sneak through the bars since he was so thin. That was essentially – I mean, the story was a little more drawn out – but he did this when they were delivering food, and he then swam out into the ocean and came to Hogwarts, living in the forest the entire time.

Eric: The other thing is that because they suck out happy memories the memory of Sirius being innocent wasn’t a happy memory so it stayed with him, he still knew who he was and that he didn’t do what he did.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: So when he saw – when he read the newspaper and saw Pettigrew in Egypt he knew that – it gave him the flair, the spark to get out and do something about his innocence.

Micah: I like how Hermione refers to him as “Mr. Black.”

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Yeah she goes: “Mr. Black, er, Sirius?”

Micah: Like he’s a professor or something.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Yeah well he’s growing in everyone’s eyes, you know he’s not just “Sirius Black, escaped convicted madman, villain.”

Andrew: Yeah I guess so. This is sort of Jo’s way of telling us that Hermione is starting to have respect for him.

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: So then Pettigrew continues going around attempting to be saved by everyone in the room, he sort of sucks up to everyone individually and nobody has it to Sirius and Lupin prepare tp kill him! But at this moment Harry steps in, in front of Pettigrew to stop Lupin and Sirius from killing him. Harry says he is only doing this because he thinks his father wouldn’t want Sirius and Lupin to become killers by way of killing Pettigrew. To this Sirius says: “You’re the only person who has the right to decide, Harry,” and I’ve always had a problem with this, does he? Should it be Harry who is making this decision? Sirius and Lupin clearly have good reason for wanting to kill Pettigrew so…

Eric: Well…

Andrew: Micah do you agree with this? I mean what’s going on here, why didn’t Lupin and Sirius just kill him anyway, who cares what Harry has to say?

Micah: Well it’s kind of like saying that Snape has the right to take Sirius and Lupin to the Dementors, you know it’s kind of that same argument, he doesn’t. And I don’t think it Harry’s choice either, I mean obviously it has huge implications as well later in the series that he did that, but I just don’t think it’s right. They should have just taken him in, why even kill him? If you kill him the story dies with him, that is the worst part of it.

Eric: Yeah.

Matt: Right.

Micah: You take him, knock him out, bring him up to the castle and force the truth out of him.

Eric: Reading about all of the stuff that Sirius goes through in Books 4 and 5, he’s in hiding and he’s secluded and he’s lonely, all of that is because the public or anyone in power has not seen Peter Pettigrew alive and thats devastating because if they had just seen him alive, seen him in human form once again they would know that the whole thing was fake and as it happens Dumbledore does believe Harry and Lupin and all of that so Sirius is able to help out the Order. But – I mean, that’s what is just so heart wrenching in reading these chapters again is that all anybody had to do was see Pettigrew. And so, yes, killing him would be the wrong answer at this point and I think it’s interesting that Harry – this wasn’t really that intense a scene where it’s like – I mean, they are going to kill him and Harry is, like, “No, my dad wouldn’t really want that.” And he is, like, “Well, if you’re sure,” and he is, like, “Yeah, I’m sure. Let’s take him to the castle.” That constituted – that created a life debt. And it’s interesting because that is kind of vague for a life debt to particularly owe somebody. That is a magical contract that is being formed right when Harry suggested, “Hey, my parents wouldn’t really want this.”

Micah: But it would have been such a miscalculation on their part though, to kill him because then they are just letting their raw emotion take over, because who is to say that they wouldn’t have just said, “Oh, well, he broke out of Azkaban to kill Pettigrew because that is what he initially intended to do and never succeeded.”

Matt: Right.

Micah: And so now here he is dead, who is to say that they wouldn’t hold Lupin as his accomplice because they are not going to believe the word of three…

Matt: Underage…

Micah: …schoolchildren.

Matt: …wizards, yeah.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: I don’t know. I still disagree, I would have had him killed. So, the chapter ends with everyone leaving the Shrieking Shack, and taking Snape and Pettigrew back up to the castle to get them tended to. Snape is hanging in mid-air because of the strings that Lupin put around him and it kind of reminded me of what Voldemort does in Deathly Hallows with that woman who is spinning in mid-air.

Micah: Burbage.

Andrew: Burbage.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Yes.

Eric: Charity.

Andrew: Charity Burbage. So, I thought that was kind of like – not foreshadowing, it was just a nice little connection I thought. [sniggers] And…

Micah: Especially since she asks him for help in that chapter too.

Andrew: And to wrap…

Matt: [laughs] Oh!

Andrew: To wrap up the chapter, Micah has a point about this.

Micah: Oh, when they are leaving the Shack – because we all know what happens afterwards, but – I mean, wouldn’t it have been smart for Lupin to send a Patronus to Dumbledore?

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: I mean, one would think that they could make it all the way up to the castle without something happening.

[Andrew laughs]

Matt: Yeah.

Micah: But…

Andrew: There is…

Micah: …knowing…

Andrew: …a small chance.

Micah: Yeah, knowing the sort of coincidence factor…

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: …that plays into all these books. But I just thought that would have been a perfect opportunity for him to go to somebody that he obviously puts a lot of trust in and would be able to help them out in this particular situation.

Eric: That’s actually a really great point. He should have at this point recruited Dumbledore, and – I mean, the only thing I can think of is that they used to use their Patronuses to communicate with each other back in the old days, the first Voldemort war. It’s been thirteen years, so I guess that kind of either fell out of practice or isn’t on the top of their minds that that is – from what I understand, it’s a very interesting way to use your Patronus to send messages. So, I think it would have been important to alert Dumbledore and they should have done it. It’s a great point, but it probably…

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: …wasn’t on the…

Micah: Well – I mean, when is the first time we see that? Is it Goblet of Fire?

Eric: I thought it was…

Micah: When Barty Crouch Sr. is found?

Eric: Oh, I wonder.

Micah: I think it is.

Andrew: It might be.

Matt: I think so…

Andrew: But it’s…

Matt: …yeah.

Micah: When he wants Hagrid, I think.

Matt: But also – I mean, the Marauders always used to do stuff on their own too, and maybe that’s why they didn’t call for Dumbledore’s help…

Eric: Well, at this point…

Matt: …at the time.

Eric: …Pettigrew is standing there in human form with all of the trio being able to back up both Sirius and Lupin. I think at this point, before they leave the Shack, it is an okay moment to call Dumbledore. And I think recruiting Dumbledore would have prevented a lot, everything.


Listener Tweet: Pettigrew


Andrew: Well, related to that question now, we have some feedback sent in via Twitter. Before recording every episode, we send a tweet out through our MuggleCast Twitter, which is Twitter.com/MuggleCast, to ask people to contribute their questions about these chapters. 7Lia7 asks:

“Why wouldn’t they stun Pettigrew rather than tie him up and risk him transforming?”

I think personally just in this moment, they weren’t – nobody was really thinking straight. It was sort of like a whirlwind, everything that just went on. So [laughs] I think – I’m not surprised that these kind of mistakes happened. Stunning Pettigrew certainly would have helped prevent situations that were later to follow. [laughs]

Eric: Did they – well, they have a lot of things to accomplish too. And one little trip to the Shrieking Shack – going in, Harry thinks that Sirius Black is a murderer, he regrets that he is his godfather, those crazy things. And by the time he comes out, both Lupin and Sirius are cleared of charges, Peter Pettigrew isn’t dead for the past thirteen years, he is alive and well – I mean, as Ron’s – so much has happened. They are not counting on the moon, and that…

Andrew: Right.

Eric: …sucks! Hardcore.

Andrew: Right.

Matt: Mhm.

Micah: Well, that – I have a question about that though, too because doesn’t he say that you’re supposed to take the Wolfsbane Potion a week before the full moon? And when Snape comes in, he says, “You left your potion on the desk.” So, it really shouldn’t be a full moon because Snape brews it for him a week beforehand…

Eric: That’s true.

Micah: …so that he has enough time to take it, so…

Matt: Yeah.

Micah: …I don’t know if that is a screw up in the timeline of things, but it shouldn’t be a full moon that night.

Matt: Right. And I always thought that with werewolves – I mean, this is probably not right or anything. But on the night of a full moon, couldn’t he feel there is a new moon – or there is a full moon coming?

Eric: Yeah, Matt, you mean…

Micah: Right.

Eric: …not even…

Matt: If…

Eric: …if he is in front of it?

Matt: Yeah, because – I mean, even if the moon isn’t shining on him at that moment – I mean, doesn’t a werewolf sort of have that connection to the full moon when it is out? I don’t know.


Listener Tweet: Lycanthropy


Andrew: Next question comes from LuisaLucca:

“How come there’s no cure for…”

I don’t even know…

Eric: Lycanthropy?

Andrew: …how to pronounce that.

“…lycanthropy? Nobody ever asked Lockhart about the werewolf he claimed he cured.

Eric: Ooh.

Andrew:

“After he was exposed as a fraud, shouldn’t they have found and treated his victims, and study their discoveries?”

Eric: That’s interesting. That’s actually really interesting because if anybody cured a werewolf, you would think you would want to know about that because there is no cure.

Andrew: [laughs] Right.

Eric: It’s a good point.

Andrew: Right, you would know – well, but Lockhart wasn’t being serious, so…

Eric: Yeah, but if it’s in a book that he cured a werewolf – I mean, I would think that that would…

Andrew: So, somebody else…

Eric: Somebody…

Andrew: …must have…

Eric: …else must have cured – or something. So yeah, that’s a good question. That may be my favorite tweet ever.


Listener Tweet: Bad Luck for Snape


Andrew: [laughs] Favorite tweet ever. Beangirl1389 says:

“Snape has no luck when he’s near the Shrieking Shack.”

[laughs] That is absolutely true.

[Matt laughs]

Eric: Like I said, he started out okay. He’s got the Invisibility Cloak and ready to set about some rebels. But yeah, he doesn’t.

Micah: It’s kind of ironic. He died in the place he always wanted to go to.

Matt: Yay!

Andrew: Poor guy.

[Micah laughs]

Matt: It all comes full circle.

Micah: [laughs] Like the moon.

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Eric: It all comes full oval.


Quote Quiz


Andrew: Well, we only have one more Chapter-by-Chapter segment left for this book because on Episode 198, we will cover the final three chapters. So from those three, we will now do Quote, quote quiz, quiz, quiz. “Well done. I think – yes, I think you’ve gone, too. Get inside – I’ll lock you in…”

Micah: Dumbledore.

Andrew: That is absolutely correct, Micah. You are a Quote Quiz…

Matt: Quiz.

Andrew: …master.

Eric: Oh, oh, Micah, I got one for you. Okay, quote, “Well, well… we shall see, Snape, we shall see… the boy has undoubtedly been foolish…”

Micah: Fudge.

Eric: [laughs] Yeah!

Andrew: Mmm.

Matt: Yeah!


Muggle Mail: Alternate Timeline


Andrew: Well, now we have two Muggle Mail emails this week. A bit of a shorter Muggle Mail this week because of our interview with Warwick Davis. Eric, could you read the first one?

Eric: Yep, first one is from Lauren, from Doncaster, U.K. She says:

“I want to say that the background with Hermione living near Harry…”

She is referring to an alternate timeline that J.K.R. considered.

“You mentioned it was when the Potters lived at Godric’s Hollow and Mr. Granger saw Hagrid as he took Harry from Godric’s Hollow just after Voldemort killed Lily and James. Well, you wanted to talk about how Hermione and Harry would have known each other before, and their relationship would be impacted and may have changed in the series. However, my point is this would not be the case as both characters would have been around the age of one when Harry was taken to Privet Drive, therefore away from the Grangers, meaning that they would not actually be growing up together and would have no recollection of each other whatsoever. And I doubt that Mr. Granger would tell Hermione that he saw a huge man take the child…”

[Andrew laughs]

“…away from the house down the road. That would probably instill nightmares in her young mind. So, when they went to Hogwarts, neither would still be aware of the other. Love the show and just wanted to point this out.”

Okay, what do you guys think?

Andrew: Yeah, for some reason I was thinking they were referring to Privet Drive. But as Lauren puts at the very end of her email, it could mean leaving from Privet Drive later in Harry’s life as Hagrid picks Harry up from that secret gateway when Dudley gets turned into a pig. So…

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Awww bummer.

Eric: So wait, what was the point then of Rowling considering Hermione growing up with Harry?

Andrew: I don’t know. I mean, I guess as a writer, you have different thoughts about how each character should start out and it just popped into her head, maybe?

Eric: Yeah, but they – I mean, when Rowling was talking about it, she was talking about Harry and Hermione knowing each other before Harry goes off to Hogwarts, wasn’t he? Or was she just talking about them living in Godric’s Hollow same time as the Potters?

Andrew: Well, maybe there would have been some back story concerning the Potters and Granger parents perhaps?

Matt: Maybe…

Andrew: Not so much Harry and Hermione.

Matt: Maybe he was just going to stab him with his wand.

Eric: What?

Andrew: But they still would have had some certain bond. Even though they would have been too young to know each other in that short period of time, maybe they still would have had some extra special connection knowing that they each used to live next to each other and their parents were friends possibly.

Eric: Interesting.


Muggle Mail: Killing Sirius


Andrew: Next email is from Nicole, 25, of Rancho Cucamonga, California.

Eric: Cucamonga.

Andrew: Thank you. Eric is just all full of pronunciations today.

“Hi MuggleCast! I was just writing in a question I thought of while listening to your Episode 196 discussion of ‘Cat, Rat and Dog’ for ‘Prisoner of Azkaban’. What spell do you think Harry would have used to kill Sirius since they don’t learn about Unforgivable Curses until the following year? And I don’t think they know too many spells that would do fatal damage at that point. Although Harry might disagree, I doubt even though his powerful Expelliarmus would do him in. Just wanted to see what you guys thought. Thanks, I love the show and I have been a listener for many years. Keep up the good work.”

Matt: Oh crap, that’s what I was referring to, is this email. Sorry, my scroll keeps going down half a page…

Andrew: Referring…

Matt: …on my mouse.

Andrew: …to when?

Eric: When you…

Matt: When – oh, never mind. When I was talking about the wand.

Eric: Oh. That’s odd.

Matt: Yeah, I’m sorry.

Eric: So, you said he’d stab him with his wand, right?

Matt: Yeah.

Eric: Right in the eye!

[Micah laughs]

Eric: Or up the nose!

Matt: Yeah, pretty much.

Eric: That might work.

Andrew: Well…

Matt: Yeah…

Andrew: …maybe Hermione…

Matt: …Sirius bogies.

Andrew: …would have known. I don’t know.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: Yeah, but – I mean, just because they don’t learn about them, it doesn’t mean they don’t know about them. There is plenty of stuff – think about it, when you were in school the teacher may teach you something but you already know about it, right? I mean…

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: …there are things…

Andrew: Sure.

Eric: Well, like…

Micah: …you learn about in school that you already know about from your own personal life.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: Think Harry would probably know the spell that killed his parents.

Matt: Well, Hermione knows about the Unforgivable Curses because she answers them in the next book.

Eric: Yeah, Hermione knows about – I really don’t think Harry knows about them until they are introduced in class.

Matt: Right.

Eric: Harry specifically.

Matt: But…

Eric: I think Ron…

Matt: …do you think…

Eric: …knows about them, having heard from being a wizarding family, all that. So…

Matt: But Eric, do you think that Harry ñ I mean, knowing the Avada Kedavra curse, could kill Sirius…

Eric: Well, no…

Matt: …at that moment?

Eric: …I don’t think he’d try and I don’t think he was asked to. I think Remus and Sirius said it was Harry’s choice whether or not Pettigrew gets killed. But I don’t think that they mean that Harry should do it. I think they are going to do it. They are willing to do it, and so it wouldn’t be an issue because Lupin and Sirius would kill Pettigrew for Harry. He wouldn’t need to know the spell.

Matt: Right, but Nicole’s asking…

Eric: Oh, about Sirius?

Matt: …about if he would kill Sirius. Yeah, because at that moment, he is filled with rage.

Eric: Yeah, with Sirius. I don’t think that Harry knew the Unforgiveable Curses. And I really think the best that Harry could do is probably a Bat-Bogey Hex, so Sirius is on the ground…

Micah: Well, think about Molly, though.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: Molly doesn’t use the Killing Curse. She just does something that ends up killing Bellatrix. I mean, I’m sure if there is enough pent up rage inside of you ñ I mean, maybe he could just choke the guy to death. I mean, who knows? Who says he has got to use magic? Or like Matt said, stab him with a wand. [laughs]

[Matt laughs]

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: I don’t know.

Eric: Sparks always…

Andrew: Or kick him somewhere!

Eric: …fly out of Harry’s…

Micah: Yeah, exactly.

Eric: …wand when he uses it, so…


Chicken Soup for the MuggleCast Soul


Andrew: Right, right, right, right. To wrap up the show today, it’s time for Chicken Soup for the MuggleCast Soul. Everyone cozy up and listen in.

Matt: Mmm.

Andrew: This one is from Evelyn Lewis, 17, of Maryland:

“Hey guys! Love the show. I’ve been listening to your show for a year now and I just want to thank you for such a fun podcast. I never used to have a good relationship with my mom. I got along with my dad more. But she heard me listening to you guys and started listening with me. Your show gave us something to bond over and now we are very close and I am proud to say I actually enjoyed prom dress shopping with her. Again, amazingly fantastic show, and thank you so much! P.S. My mom says hi to Micah.”

Eric: [laughs] This…

Andrew: Mmm.

Eric: Oh…

[Everyone laughs]

Matt: …oh, oh…

Andrew: Yeah!

Eric: …this is my favorite Chicken Soup ever.

Andrew:

“Signed, Lyn.”

[Eric laughs]

Matt: My mom…

Micah: Hello to Evelyn’s mom.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Well…

Matt: Exchange numbers later, Micah.

Eric: Oh, this is awesome though. It is a girl who says she wasn’t that close with her mom, but they both listen to MuggleCast and they bond over – this is awesome!

Andrew: Yeah, it’s great. Glad to hear it. Thank you very much and…

Eric: And prom…

Andrew: …we’ll…

Eric: …dress shopping is such an important part of a young girl’s life, so I’m glad that she could spend that with her mom.

Andrew: And with us!

Eric: And with us! Yeah, we were probably there in the dressing room they were talking about, like what Micah said.

Andrew: Eric…

Eric: What?

Andrew: Of course he goes to the dressing room with you.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: How about just in the shopping area? Why the dressing room?

Eric: Yeah, now I’m embarrassed.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Eric: Now I’m thoroughly…


Announcement: Infinitus 2010


Andrew: Okay, well, before we let everyone go today, we want to remind you about a couple of things. First of all, Infinitus 2010 is coming up this July. July 15th to the 18th in Orlando, Florida. We’re going to be there and we can’t wait to see you. We’re going to be doing a live MuggleCast and there is some exciting news to announce about that. Very exciting stuff. We can’t yet…

Micah: Like what?

Andrew: I can’t reveal at this time. I’m sorry, Micah, but we…

Matt: But it’s exciting.

Andrew: We are doing a podcast and you – and if you want to do something fun Potter related this Summer, go to the Harry Potter theme park and be there while we’re there during Infinitus 2010, which is a big Harry Potter conference that we’re all looking forward to.

Matt: It is the Harry Potter conference.


Show Close


Andrew: Infinitus2010.org is the site to get all the information about it. You can learn what is going to be going on there. You can register and we hope to see you there. When you do register, be sure to put “MuggleCast” in the referral box. Also, don’t forget we are putting together the MuggleCast remix. Visit MuggleCast.com for full details, including a link to the first MuggleCast remix so you can enjoy that. But to put it nice and short, just find your favorite moment from Episodes 26 to 100…

[Show music begins]

Eric: Moments.

Andrew: And – moments, right. You can send in multiple moments. And email them to eric at staff dot mugglenet dot com. He needs the episode number and the time that the moments begin. It could be multiple episodes, you know what we are saying. MuggleCast.com is the website where you can get all the information you need pertaining to this wonderful program that we do each and every other week. You can follow us on Twitter, fan us on Facebook. Don’t forget to vote for us once a month at Podcast Alley. Get all the information about us. You can see our pretty pictures, you can read questions about the show – questions and answers. You can download any episode of MuggleCast you could ever want. Now…

Micah: You can read transcripts.

Andrew: You can read transcripts. You can…

Eric: You can read about the transcribers.

Andrew: Right. You can visit our Wall of Fame with lots of information. The Wall of Fame – it’s on the right side of MuggleCast.com underneath all the community links. It’s some of our favorite episodes of MuggleCast and we explain why each one was so good. So, that’s a lot of fun to read through as well. Thanks again everyone for listening! Episode 198 will be released around May 12th.

Eric: Andrew…

Andrew: So…

Eric: What is going to come…

Andrew: Yes?

Eric: …sooner, Episode 200 or MuggleNet 2.0?

Andrew: MuggleNet 2.0.

Eric: Awesome.

Andrew: We’ll talk about that next episode and I actually can show you guys how it’s looking now. It’s actually in a semi-working order… [laughs]

Eric: Cool.

Andrew: …at this point, so we’ll do that after we finish recording the show here. I’m Andrew Sims.

Eric: I’m Eric Scull.

Micah: I’m Micah Tannenbaum.

Matt: And I’m Matt Britton.

Andrew: Thanks everyone for listening and we’ll see you May 12th for Episode 198. Buh-bye!

Matt: Bye!

Micah: Bye!

[Show music continues]


Blooper: Hem-hem


[Andrew clears throat repeatedly]

[Matt clears throat]

Andrew: Welcome everyone back to the show! It’s a special episode today – oh, I don’t know. Hold on, I wasn’t feeling that intro. Welcome back everyone to the show! It’s a special – blah, blah, blah.


Blooper: Too Early for Andrew


Andrew: Okay, well, that wraps up Chapter-by-Chapter this week – or [laughs] duh, we’re already ahead of that. Blah bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop! Now – [sighs] it is too early, that’s my problem today.

Transcript #196

MuggleCast 196 Transcript


Show Intro


[Intro music begins]

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[“Hedwig’s Theme” plays]

Jim Dale: [as Professor McGonagall] This is Professor McGonagall welcoming you all to MuggleCast hoping you enjoy – Dobby! Dobby, come here! Here! Dobby! [as Dobby] Yes, I’d just like to say how very pleased I am to introduce MuggleCast to all of you! Thank you! Thank you!

[Show music begins]

Andrew: Because there is a place for pets to go to when they’ve been very bad – this is MuggleCast Episode 196 for April 16th, 2010.

[Show music continues]

Andrew: Welcome everyone to MuggleCast Episode 196. Here with Micah and Eric again. It’s the wonderful MuggleCast trio. We have lots of news to discuss this week. We have – this is going to blow your minds! We have – this whole Chapter-by-Chapter series for Prisoner of Azkaban we’ve been doing three chapters an episode. This time we’re going to do four! No, I’m just kidding. We’re going to do two.

Eric: Two.

Andrew: Because we’re timing everything around the elusive, grand Episode 200. So, this episode will have two chapters from Prisoner of Azkaban, then the next one will have two, and then the final one will have three and then we’ll be done with Prisoner of Azkaban! All right!

Eric: And that will be like 199 right?

Andrew: Right, right. And then it will time perfectly with – no wait that will be 198 and then 199 we’ll just mess around.

Micah: Will be the new Deathly Hallows trailer and then 200 will be our grand episode.

Andrew: It will be like that extra day of school that you have…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: …but no lessons so you just mess around and waste time.

Micah: We need a better title for 200. It’s our bicentennial right?

Eric: Yeah. Yeah – not just grand – well, bicentennial means 200th anniversary so I like it. I prefer to use it, bicentennial, but it doesn’t really mean 200th show. It means 200th anniversary. So in 195 years…

Andrew: Right.

Micah: Close enough.

Eric: Yeah, I think it’s the best way to describe it.

Andrew: Well, how about just during the Episode 200 we’ll just be like, every time we reference it we’ll just be like, “Episode 200!” Let’s get into the show. I’m Andrew Sims.

Eric: I’m Eric Scull.

Micah: And I’m Micah Tannenbaum.

[Show music continues]

Andrew: Micah Tannenbaum, what is in the Potter news atmosphere this week? Stratosphere! Wizarding World!

Micah: Wow, are you watching the news?

Andrew: [laughs] No. Everything must be grand as we lead up to our 200th episode.

Micah: Oh, I thought maybe you were watching the news with you talking about the atmosphere and the stratosphere.

Andrew: No.

Micah: With everything that was going on with the – was it a volcanic eruption in Iceland?

Andrew: Yes, that was big.

Micah: But, anyway, we can talk about that another time.

Andrew: Yes.


News: J.K. Rowling Reads at the White House


Micah: The first piece of news, and there is a lot of news this week – I know the last couple of weeks we’ve been struggling a bit…

Andrew: [laughs] So get cozy!

Micah: …but we have a lot of news this week. Back on April 5th, Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling was at the White House to read Sorcerer’s Stone to children as part of their Easter Egg Roll.

Andrew: Thank you for clarifying that she’s the author of the Harry Potter books.

Micah: Some people need that clarification.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: You’d be surprised, Andrew. We would get e-mails. Somebody would say, “You didn’t mention that J.K. Rowling was the author of the Harry Potter series.”

Andrew: True.

Micah: She is an author of a very strongly opinionated political piece now, so I didn’t want people to get confused.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: But, anyway, during both of these readings, Jo read from Sorcerer’s Stone, specifically when Harry gets his wand. And there was a question and answer session that followed both of these readings and we got bits and pieces of information – some of it old, some of it new – and one of the major pieces that J.K. Rowling said was it’s possible she could revisit the Potter storyline – or the Potter world – sometime in the next ten years.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: So what does everybody think about that? Obviously, I think the Encyclopedia will be before that.

Andrew: Well, here’s the thing, back in 2000 – sorry – back in 1999, she said, “Hey, maybe 10 years down the road, I’ll write another Harry Potter book.” [laughs] So…

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: I think she uses the whole ten years thing as sort of like a…

Micah: Barometer?

Andrew: …like a – obviously she didn’t mean exactly ten years from now, she just meant down the road. She already lied to us once.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: She said in ’99 – she literally said in the late 90’s, “Maybe ten years down the road.”

Eric: I want to see it cited – a source cited for that, Andrew.

Andrew: I’m telling you, I looked it up the other day. I’ll look it up again now.

Eric: Oh, okay. But that’s – I just think it’s nice to hear that she read at the White House.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: And she read from Philosopher’s Stone or Sorcerer’s Stone – so regardless, it’s kind of like embracing who she is. I mean, she read a book that she wrote – because for so long we haven’t really heard much – radio silence, pen and paper – and then she comes up with the White House Easter Egg Hunt, wasn’t it? And reads Harry Potter – it’s wonderful. And her story still affects young kids. It was good to see her embrace that. I can’t necessarily imagine her saying “No”, but I wouldn’t have been shocked. I don’t know.

Micah: Well, and I don’t think the Encyclopedia is that far off. I think when she’s talking about writing Potter again she’s talking about possibly developing the storyline a little bit more or writing more books about characters that have been introduced to us in the series, where I think the Encyclopedia’s going to be something more of a reference point.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: And giving us bits and pieces of information on things that may have been left out of the 7th Book. Now she also mentioned that she’s enjoying writing now, and there’s a lot of speculation what could that be. And she said it’s something that could be released in the not-too-distant future. And we got a very opinionated political piece that she wrote. I don’t think that’s what she was referring to…

Andrew: [laughs] No.

Micah: …considering that she was talking to children, so we should keep an eye out for something else in the next couple of weeks, months, probably.

Andrew: I think weeks is too soon but I bet we’ll see at least an announcement sometime this year. Getting back to what Eric said, he was looking for proof about Jo’s ten years quote. Back in ’99 at the National Press Club, it was at an author’s luncheon, she said, “The only reason you’ll ever see an eighth Harry Potter book is if I really, in ten years time, burn to do another one, but at the moment I think that’s unlikely.” Additionally, the following year, during an AOL chat in the year 2000, she said, “If there is an eighth, it will be because ten years down the line I had a burning desire to do just one more, but I don’t presently think that will happen. However, I think I might write a kind of Harry Potter encyclopedia and give the royalties to charity, so accept no substitutes.”

Eric: Wow.

Andrew: That’s actually kind of ironic [laughs], “accept no substitutes,” because of what happened just a couple years ago. But thank you to Accio-Quote.org for those.

Eric: See? Our show is so much better when we cite our sources.

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: Well, usually that comes in the form of fan mail.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Right, exactly. Hey, let’s listen – it was very nice to hear Jo reading at the White House. I pulled up some audio from it so let’s listen a little bit to Jo reading from Sorcerer’s Stone.

[Andrew plays clip from White House reading]

J.K. Rowling: “Peeling gold letters over the door read ‘Ollivanders: Makers of Fine Wands since 382 B.C.’ A single wand lay on a faded purple cushion in the dusty window. A tinkling bell rang somewhere in the depths of the shop as they stepped inside. It was a tiny place, empty except for a single, spindly chair that Hagrid sat on to wait. Harry felt strangely as though he had entered a very strict library; he swallowed a lot of new questions that had just occurred to him and looked instead at the thousands of narrow boxes piled up neatly right up to the ceiling. For some reason, the back of his neck prickled.”

[Audio clip ends]

Andrew: Ah, isn’t that nice?

Micah: Thank you J.K. Rowling for finally being on our show.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Andrew: An exclusive reading here on MuggleCast, via YouTube.

Eric: I don’t know about you guys but I just got really envious of her kids.

Andrew: Her kids?

Eric: Yeah! Do you think she reads to them at night? Like reads Harry Potter?

Andrew: Well, probably not her own books. I think…

Eric: Nah…

Andrew: I think that’d be kind of…

Eric: Okay.

Andrew: I don’t know. I don’t know.

Eric: But…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Now, if she did audio books and sold them for charity I would buy them.

Andrew: Yeah, she’s got a great voice. She’s a great reader.

Eric: And who else knows the story, you know?

Andrew: Right, of course, yeah.

Micah: Yep. And a couple of other things that came out of this interview – or this reading rather. Interesting backstory, I thought, with relation to Hermione and how she was going to develop Hermione’s character early on in the series that she was set to be a neighbor of Harry’s and that – I think it was her father saw Hagrid taking Harry from the house in Godric’s Hollow after the night that Voldemort fell and the house was destroyed.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: So that would have completely changed the context of the two of their relationship. They would have grown up next to each other. They probably would have been friends in some capacity especially after having both gone off to Hogwarts so I thought that would have changed the dynamic of the series a little bit.

Andrew: Yeah, definitely. I think…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: I think that would have been a cool little change. It would have been interesting to see how Harry and Hermione would have first met then in that case…

Micah: Right.

Andrew: Like if they met like playing in the backyard or what not.

Eric: Or in the girls’ lavatory at the park.

Micah: Okay…

Eric: Yeah, exactly.

Andrew: [laughs] What?

Micah: Well, I was actually going to say something a little similar to that. You know, maybe he would have developed a little bit of a crush on her, you know, girl-next-door type of situation? You never know.

Andrew: Yeah, yeah. Harry peered through the window and…

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: …saw Hermione in her bedroom window.

Micah: [laughs] All right. I’m sure there are plenty of fanfics that could be written about that.

Andrew: [laughs] But then that’d be that whole, “Ah, we’ve been friends all – all along since we were, you know, just toddlers. We could never possibly be in a relationship. We’re just friends.”

Eric: Snogging in the cupboard under the stairs.

Andrew: If I’ve heard that once I’ve heard it a million times.


News: Wizarding World of Harry Potter Pieces


Micah: All right. Well, let’s move on here in the news. Let’s talk a little bit about the Wizarding World of Harry Potter theme park and two shows on televsion have done pieces now on this theme park. The first was Ellen and that aired back on April the 2nd. She put together a six-minute video and in this video we see the Hogwarts Express, our first look at Butterbeer, the shops at Hogsmeade and one of the rides – Flight of the Hippogriff. And I wasn’t too big on this video, didn’t really do anything for me but, I guess, in the grand scheme of things it was okay and the kids seemed to enjoy themselves so that’s all that mattered.

Andrew: Well, briefly, what were your problems with it?

Micah: Well, Ellen really didn’t seem to know much about Harry Potter and, granted, that’s going to happen with shows and celebrities that are going to be going to the theme park and they’re going to be doing these types of press events, but I thought for somebody who seemed to be into it, leading up to it, I thought she did a pretty poor job…

Andrew: Mmm.

Micah: …of her knowledge. It’s kind of something that showed up in the Celebrity Apprentice as well, which we’ll talk about in a little bit…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: …but…

Andrew: I mean, if you’re…

Micah: …she could have read up a bit.

Andrew: If you’re a fan of Ellen, I think you’ll like it. Like I’m a fan of Ellen and watching that, it was kind of fun. It was Ellen’s style of humor. She was messing with the kids, she was messing around in the park. Micah, I think you were just bothered that she was there, not you.

Micah: [laughs] That must be it. No, I mean, there’s parts where she’s saying spells or she’s doing things and it …

Andrew: She’s mocking it.

Micah: Would it have been that hard – in a way, yes, she is, but…

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: …would it have been that hard for her to use spells from the books?

Andrew: [laughs] She doesn’t care, though. That’s…

Micah: Think about – no, I know she doesn’t care but think about if you’re producing it from – you’re Universal or you’re Warner Brothers you want that because it stays true to what you’re trying to create.

Andrew: That’s true.

Micah: And…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: …the kids, like I said, they were excited to be there. At times, I just don’t think that they kind of got what Ellen was trying to do, just like I didn’t get what Ellen was trying to do.

Andrew: Yeah, yeah.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: That’s…

Micah: They looked a little bit scripted when they were talking about certain things, which I don’t think…

Eric: Yeah, it looked scripted.

Micah: …that Warner Brothers or Universal came to them and kind of gave them these different points to talk about. I think that kind of stuff happens all the time. And my big thing, and Andrew, I don’t know how you felt about this, because you’re always a stickler for this stuff, but you could constantly see the crew from Ellen’s show running around with different props and they never cut it the right way.

Andrew: See, I’m a stickler for that in movies or something but this was a very loose piece. It was just a loose, fun documentary-style sort of segment, so…

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: Well, anyway, we don’t really need to analyze the… [laughs]

Micah: No, we don’t need to break it down. Let’s move on to the Celebrity Apprentice.

Andrew: Yes, please.


News: Wizarding World on Celebrity Apprentice


Micah: And that aired on April the 4th. And they were tasked with creating a three dimensional traveling marketing tool, essentially, for the Wizarding World of Harry Potter theme park. And these Universal executives came to them and they wanted them to be able to sell the park in this small little traveling set. So I guess they take it to different places with promotional materials and get kids and get parents and even adults interested in this theme park, and explain what it was all about. And I think that [laughs] it was just funny to watch to be honest with you. Because a lot of them had just no clue about the series and…

Andrew: Right.

Micah:…what’s frustrating is some of them made light of it, but they only made light of it in the sense that they didn’t do enough to learn about the series and about the canon and things like that. But you would think that any product that you are trying to sell, you should learn a bit about it, in order to sound knowledgeable.

Andrew: Right, right. You know, the whole thing with this was NBC owns Universal, so it was just natural for this sort of thing to happen. Of course, Donald Trump, this is like his millionth season of The Apprentice

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: …so he was looking for something new and there’s something new down in Florida, Harry Potter. All right, lets do it!

Micah: Yeah,

Andrew: Gets some kids to watch, it’ll be great! Boom!

Micah: It wasn’t really entertaining to be honest with you. It was funny watching them go through their demonstrations but for anyone who watches the Celebrity Apprentice, it’s two hours every week. So it gets really drawn out and really boring. And I thought this might be an episode where it might be at least a little bit interesting. It wasn’t.

Andrew: Yeah. Well, that’s a shame.


News: Exhibition Moves to Toronto


Micah: Moving on. Harry Potter: The Exhibition has now officially opened in Toronto. And Eric, you went to it while it was in Chicago, we had a staff member go in Boston, and actually, one of our transcribers, Shana went to this event in Toronto. James and Oliver Phelps, who of course play the Weasley twins, they opened the exhibit at the Ontario Science Center last week. There’s a full report on the site. I don’t think there is much new to report on. One of the key things though that we did learn is that there’s going to be four North American locations. So this is the third one. So after…

Andrew: What?!

Micah: …here in Toronto, the question is where it’s going to go. I’m guessing it going somewhere on the West Coast before it goes over seas.

Andrew: There’s only one more left in the U.S.?

Micah: Not the U.S., North America.

Eric: I’m not surprised.

Andrew: North America.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: That’s ridiculous!

Micah: Why is it ridiculous?

Andrew: Because it hasn’t barely crossed the East Coast yet!

[Eric sighs]

Andrew: And it’s ready to leave?

Eric: Andrew…

Andrew: It’s been in Chicago, Boston, Toronto, and it’s got one more place in the United States? That’s insane!

Eric: For three months at a time! Four months! Five months!

Andrew: Well the world’s not ending!

Eric: No, the world is not ending, but the world is also not just consisting of North America, and maybe some fans overseas like in Asia want to see Harry Potter: the Exhibition.

Andrew: How about people in Nebraska? Shouldn’t they get a fair shot at seeing…

Eric: Yes, but they…

Andrew: …the Exhibition?

Eric: Either drove to Chicago to…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: …see it when it was in Chicago or they’re going to be driving to Oregon or L.A. or somewhere on the West Coast to be later speculated.

Micah: Yeah, I think it’s going to the West Coast. That’s where it’s going to go next.

Andrew: It better!

Micah: We’ll see what happens from there.

Eric: I think that makes strategic sense.

Andrew: It better!

Eric: But remember, weren’t there only locations planned for five years? It was going to have a five-year run…

Micah: It’ll be extended.

Eric: Four locations a year? I mean, they’ve got quite a few places to visit, Andrew.

Andrew: I’ll tell you what…

Micah: They haven’t been anywhere in the South if you think about it.

Andrew: Right! They haven’t been anywhere.

Eric: That’s true too.

Andrew: They’ve been to Chicago, Boston – I’m telling you what, W.B., I hope you’re listening. If this does not come to Los Angeles there will be a riot…

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: …at the next location, a protest. I’ll be there protesting [laughs] the next location. If it’s in Seattle, I will be there protesting that it is not in L.A.

Eric: They should really open up in really far out places like the middle of the desert or something and see how many people show up. Maybe that’s better.

Micah: I’m also surprised they didn’t end up in New York at all because you would think that…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: …with the tourism that they get, I mean, they do an unbelievable amount of business.

Andrew: It has missed so many great places. There are so many cities in the United States where this would be huge.

Eric: But honestly if I had to comment on one thing about the exhibition that isn’t good, it’s the crowd control was always an issue. There is just too many freaking children in there, at one time that they let in – who run – crowd control in Chicago just didn’t work. And from the reports in Boston, same thing. They may need to work on that additionally. But if they open it up somewhere in New York – I mean, obviously they’re going to let people in because it’s money making but they were never able to get the timing down, at least when it was in Chicago. I’m speaking from personal experience. And opening it up in New York City, as opposed to Boston, I think would’ve just made the experience that much worse that it’s that much more of a populated city.

Micah: Well, and it has been extended, at I think the Chicago location, right? Early on, it was extended past…

Andrew: All of them have been, yeah. Chicago and Boston both did that.

Micah: So I wouldn’t be surprised to see that happen in Toronto as well.

Andrew: I just want to say, actually, I went on the W.B. Studio Tour last week with my mom and brother. They have a really nice mini Harry Potter exhibit. They dedicated this entire floor of their museum to Harry Potter stuff. And they’ve got costumes there, they’ve got props…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: …they have a Sorting Hat. Really nice. So I mean that is sort of like the Harry Potter exhibit. Not as much stuff but one thing I did notice, they were missing one item. It was temporarily unavailable. It was the Deluminator.

Eric: Ooh.

Andrew: It was not there. So they must have brought it back for filming.

Micah: Oh, interesting.

Andrew: Yeah, or it’s on the exhibition tour. [laughs]

Eric: The Put-Outer.

Andrew: Yeah, the Put-Outer. I would assume it’s back in Leavesden.


News: Alan Rickman Wraps Up


Micah: So a bit of movie news to wrap up things this week. Deathly Hallows – Alan Rickman has finished filming his role as Professor Severus Snape.

Andrew: Oh, no!

Micah: He did an interview with the International Herald Tribute and he acknowledged that he is, in fact, done. And this is really the first big piece of filming news that we have gotten where a major character is done. And I know a lot of people commented on it. They were sad, they were disappointed. I mean, I don’t really get into that as much, but it is all coming to a close in a sense that now, over the next few weeks really, we’re going to be hearing about more and more of the major actors and actresses in the series who are going to wrap filming for good.

Andrew: [fake cries] I actually got a little sad when you said that.

Micah: Did you?

Andrew: Yeah, I did. That’s a shame. I mean, it is sad to hear like – we’ve been doing this podcast since 2005, back when they were filming Order of the Phoenix, and to think four films later, they’re finished the entire series, is just insane.

Micah: Yeah, that’s unbelievable.

Andrew: What about Jason Isaacs, wrapping up? Doesn’t he sort of count as a major character?

Micah: Yeah, he does. He was probably the first, but I think Alan Rickman kind of resonates a lot more with people because…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: …Snape is…

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: …the character that he is.

Eric: Honestly, he didn’t have that big a role in the seventh book. At the end, it was a big deal, and obviously the ending is going to be portrayed – is going to take a while to film, to show in the movie. But most of the book, he’s not really there.

Andrew: But he has been on set since the beginning. You can’t say that about Jason Isaacs. And Alan Rickman’s just a great guy and really into the role. He obviously does a great job.

Micah: Maybe now he’ll finally answer questions.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Yeah, he doesn’t have that answer to hide behind. Like, “Oh, there are children who haven’t seen it.” once it’s up.

Andrew: Yeah, I don’t know. Well, that’s a shame. What other Deathly Hallows news is happening?


News: Warwick Davis Interview


Micah: Well, our good friend Warwick Davis, he had an interview recently, as well, and he talked about how he first got the role of Professor Flitwick in the Harry Potter series 10 years ago, and that he’s also going to be wrapping up in June. But what was the most interesting thing that he said was that he was happy with the fact that Deathly Hallows was being split into two films because they’re so rich, the stories themselves, and he believes that it’s going to do the final book justice. And I thought that was interesting to hear an actor say that because so oftentimes you don’t hear that. And he seems to be someone who’s really into the books, who’s read them, and even admitted that he was disappointed because of the length of some of the other films that have preceded Deathly Hallows and the fact that his parts have been cut out from them, and that’s why he’s been disappointed.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: So, he wanted more screen time, essentially.

Andrew: Right. I can’t blame him. I mean, I’ve said it before, what’s so great about them splitting it into two is because this is their final chance, their final opportunity at taking these books and making them amazing films. So now they have two films for one book.

Micah: Right.

Andrew: And it’s just an amazing opportunity they have. I think it really gave them an extra bit of motivation to say, “Hey we have this huge opportunity now, we get two films, we have all this extra time. Let’s make it count!” What else is going on?

MuggleCast 196 Transcript (continued)


News: Rhys Ifans Interview


Micah: Rhys Ifans, who’s going to be playing Xenophilius Lovegood in Deathly Hallows, he did an interview as well. A lot of interviews going on the last couple of weeks. And he just talked about how excited he was to be involved in Harry Potter, that he made it in the final film, he said, “I got it, man!”

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: And he also spoke about Evanna Lynch and working with her, and how great of an experience that was.

Eric: That was interesting, because talking about Evanna, he says whenever the set decorators would do something wrong, Evanna would call them out on it and have them change…

Micah: Right.

Eric: I think it’s in particular – or was that when she’s talking about her bedroom, she said there’d be more books – was that an Emma Watson thing? That – I’m confusing news stories?

Micah: It says here that he said, “If there’s a question on set and they have a plethora of researchers and people who’ve read the books but if anyone needs to know any miniscule detail about anything that has happened in any Harry Potter novel from start to finish, they ask her.” Referring to, Evanna.

Eric: Yeah.


News: Deathly Hallows Script Found


Micah: Oh, and this is a bit of news that happened over the course of the last couple of weeks. And, look people, we’re very well aware of the fact that the script for Deathly Hallows was left in a pub somewhere in England. [laughs]

Eric: What do you mean you’re aware of it, Micah, did you pick it up?

Andrew: This story came out in a tabloid, and usually it’s our policy to not post tabloid stories like that, so that’s why we did not post it. We just – I don’t know, what do you want to say about it, Micah?

Micah: Well, you can stop sending it in to us…

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: Because we know that it happened. We probably have over 150 to 200 e-mails saying that this happened. We know it happened but as Andrew said, generally we don’t post that kind of news, because it’s a tabloid.

Andrew: Who was it that left it in the pub?

Micah: Who was it? I think it was part of the crew.

Andrew: Oh.

Micah: I think they generally go out and drink regularly at this bar…

Andrew: Right.

Micah: …and probably one of them or more than one of them had the script on them and they just dropped it. And luckily it was returned to Warner Brothers. The only way it would have been news is if it leaked out. So that’s why we didn’t post it. [Laughs] If it had leaked part of the script, we probably would have run that until Warner Brothers told us to take it down.

Andrew: [laughs] Right. Hey guys, here’s the script! Take it while you can!

Eric: That’s typically how we do that, yeah.

Andrew: Free copies of the script! Get them while you can.


News: Ultimate Edition Covers


Micah: And speaking of movies, covers for Prisoner of Azkaban and Goblet of Fire Ultimate Editions were released.

Andrew: Ooh!

Eric: Ah!

Micah: They don’t look that interesting to me.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Are you kidding? They added a whole color to Prisoner of Azkaban. They added yellow. It was previously just blue.

Andrew: And they added purple to Goblet of Fire. It’s fabulous.

Eric: Yeah. But…

Andrew: I mean, listen. When this whole set is going to be complete, it’s going to be like this rainbow. Movies 1 through 8…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: …like this rainbow of box sets. I think it’s – the covers are nice. I mean, what can you say about them? They’re covers.

Micah: Right. There’s no release date yet, so – and we already know what’s going to be contained.

Eric: Right. Do we know about the – we know about the documentaries, though. The special documentaries. In Prisoner or Azkaban it’s going to be “Magical Creatures” of the series. Remember, these are the all-encompassing documentaries that talk about production aspects of all seven films, and they’re just included one by one in all these films as they are released in the Ultimate Editions. And…

Andrew: Right.

Eric: … part four is “Sound and Music.” And by the time part four is released, I really hope that it includes – obviously a documentary on the seventh and eighth scores for the final films.

Micah: Are they going to speak to each individual composer from the films in those?

Eric: I would be pissed if they didn’t.

Andrew: I would bet so. And one of the documentaries is going to be about – yeah, I guess year four, yeah that is going to be – hopefully that will focus on John Williams, Nicholas Hooper, the other ones. [laughs] But yeah. I mean…

Micah: Patrick Doyle who was on this show.

Andrew: Patrick Doyle. Right.

Micah: Don’t forget about him.

Andrew: I think we’re going to have some other stuff to look forward to, as well, in these Ultimate Editions. So I’m excited to see when they come out. I hope it’s this year. I think it would make sense to release those around, say November when Deathly Hallows: Part I comes out.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: Just a guess.

Micah: Christmas time.

Andrew: [in a British accent] If I were a betting man, I would say that they will come out mid-November.


News: Dan Radcliffe back on Broadway


Micah: All right. And final bit of news – somebody put this in here. I’m guessing it was Eric.

Andrew: I did.

Micah: …or Andrew.

Eric: No, it wasn’t.

Andrew: Believe it or not. [laughs]

Eric: I just – I loaded MuggleNet – I just saw it on MuggleNet right now and I am speechless.

Micah: The reason why I said Eric is because I know that you’re very into the theater side of things. So Dan Radcliffe is set to sing, dance on Broadway in How to Succeed in Business – isn’t there more? Without Really Trying?

Andrew: Without really trying.

Eric: Without really trying.

Micah: Yeah, so he will return to Broadway. Of course he was on Broadway – was it a couple of years ago now?

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: In Equus.

Andrew: Right.

Micah: So…

Andrew: Yeah this is good news. We found out about a few months ago that this was a rumor, apparently he was in talks. Then Eric went all fan-boy on us and was like, “Oh I’ve been in this play and…” You had the same role that he’s going to be?

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: I guess he – yeah?

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Do you think he can handle it? Are you going to call him up?

Micah: You should compare notes.

Eric: I am really excited.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: No, I’m really excited. I’m not a big fan of the theater as much as I am of the show. It’s a really good show. It’s a little soon to be reviving it. But I am not complaining because…

Micah: Well you could…

Andrew: You mean reviving it since you did it? [laughs]

Eric: No, no, no. Because they did it in ’95.

Andrew: Right, right.

Eric: They did it in 1964 and then 1995 and so to do it in 2011 – well I guess it’s 16 years.

Andrew: Well they must feel passionately about it I guess.

Eric: Well I think they could do a really good job. I mean I – if Dan Radcliffe is – the lead character is American so they must know – must have some idea of where they’re going to go with it.

Andrew: Yeah. That’s cool.

Micah: Well Eric, we’ll send you to – I don’t know what the term is for it. There is a special term for when they screen these shows. But we’ll send you to one of these and you guys can compare notes and you let us know.

Eric: Is that a promise? I mean I’m serious…

Micah: Yeah. Absolutely.

Eric: …because I’m very passionate about…

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: You make your way to New York – when is it supposed to start on Broadway?

Eric: 2011. Spring ’11.

Micah: Awww, that’s more than a year.

Andrew: I bet tomorrow Eric is going to sit down at his desk, handwrite a letter to Dan. “Dear Dan…”

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Andrew: “…This is Eric Scull from MuggleNet. I was once in this play just like you are and I would like to offer some tips. In Scene 4, Act B, Paragraph C…”

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: “…Letter 9, you must jump.” I don’t know. [laughs]

Micah: Okay, it’s time to move on in the show.

Andrew: Yes please, go ahead. [laughs]

Micah: This is going nowhere. [laughs]

Andrew: Eric, good luck with coaching Dan, I think you could, and you should! All right, so that does it for news this week, thank you Micah, you’ve always got your pulse on the Harry Potter news wire.

Micah: Yeah, there was a lot of news this week, like I said.


Announcement: MuggleCast Remix


Andrew: There you go. Micah Tannenbaum, keeping an eye on the Potter news for us. Moving along, before we get to Chapter-by-Chapter, we want to make a little announcement. As we said at the top of the show, we’re approaching Episode 200, and Eric is putting together a second MuggleCast Remix. Now, the first MuggleCast Remix took Episodes 1 through 25 and took the best clips and put them together to this techno beat. You can dance to it, and they play it at clubs from time to time still, it’s pretty cool.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: So, Eric is doing is a second one, but this one is going to be Episodes 25 to 100.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: 100, okay.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Episodes 25 to 100. What we’re looking for is your favorite moments.

Eric: We decided to involve the fans in this gathering of clips because what you like from these episodes of MuggleCast is going to be different from what we like. What we want is time-stamps, not actual audio clips of MuggleCast. The Episode number…

Micah: Or transcripts.

Eric: …yeah, not transcripts either. Actually the best way to do this is to listen and what we’re looking for specifically are moments in the show that you think highlight either our dynamic, like our personalities, funny moments, just moments that you enjoy listening to that you think would sound good with a little beat to them. And actually the best thing…

[Andrew makes techno beat sound]

Eric: …exactly. I said to Andrew and Micah, I think the best way to gear the listeners up to possibly contributing to this mix is to actually make available – make re-available, the original mix, just to give you guys an idea, but I’d like to do something quite similar, but basically a showcase of twenty five – Episodes 26 to 100. Remember, a lot of stuff happened between Episodes 26 and 100. We were still speculating about Book 7 guys. We had just – Book 6 had just come out that previous Summer, and we had no clue. So there’s tons of stuff. We premiered Chapter-by-Chapter; we still had Kevin Steck…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: …as a host on the show.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: A lot of things that just don’t happen very much anymore.

Andrew: And Episode 100 was our Deathly Hallows midnight release episode. We recorded that hours before Book 7 was released in London. It was an amazing show.

Eric: It was amazing. So, basically, this is for our 200th Episode celebration, which is premiering in – what – June is it? Late May, early June, possibly?

Andrew: Early June.

Eric: Early June. So that means this is actually – has a time frame attached to it. So if you could, take an episode any old episode of MuggleCast from the Episodes page MuggleCast.com. Look at the subject, if it seems interesting to you – if it seems like it will be fun, and just listen to the episode; it’ll take an hour. And if you see anything funny, please send it in to me. You can send it to me at eric at staff dot mugglenet dot com. Just subject your e-mail “MuggleCast Mix”. And, please, I look really forward to the variety of your submissions.

Andrew: And we’ll make a news post on the front page of MuggleCast.com with…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: …all those details again.

Eric: Yes, it will be less confusing…

Andrew: So visit MuggleCast.com for details.

Micah: Yeah. The one thing I will add too, this is a great opportunity. A lot of people talk about being able to go back and – and listen to some of our shows because we do have a lot of new listeners that have come on in the last five episodes or so – even the last ten episodes or so, so this is really a great opportunity to go back and see how things started out.

Andrew: Don’t laugh too hard when you turn on Episode 32, and you hear me [In a nasally voice], Hi, everyone…

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: …welcome to Episode 32 of MuggleCast. This is Andrew Sims, podcasting from my parents’ house.


Chapter-by-Chapter: “Professor Trelawney’s Prediction”


Andrew: All right on to Chapter-by-Chapter. This week we are looking at Chapters 16 and 17 of Prisoner of Azkaban. We’ll start with Chapter 16, “Professor Trelawney’s Prediction.” The opening of this chapter reflects the mood that many students are feeling right now, in the real world. Hints of Summer that are in the air and all anyone wants to do is get school over with, myself included. Summertime, baby! Let’s go. But right at the beginning of the chapter the whole Summer spirit sort of fades quickly when the Trio realize that Buckbeak’s appeal is coming up, and an executioner is coming along as well. And they conclude that the Ministry has already made up their minds. They’re not going to give Buckbeak a second chance, it’s just “boom!” Come on along, executioner, it’s time to get chopping, you know what I’m saying? And another example of how the Ministry is so corrupt and can be so easily influenced. In this example, with Lucius Malfoy.

Micah: Yeah, I agree. And this is just one of those things, though that’s kind of hard to believe. I mean, there’s a creature which has a protocol, essentially, for how you’re supposed to approach it. And it’s almost like Malfoy, from misbehaving in class, is rewarded in the sense that this execution is going to take place. It’s just, in concept, so ridiculous.

Eric: And not only has the Ministry made up their minds and they’re going to execute Buckbeak, but the executioner is a fellow Death Eater of Lucius Malfoy’s. They’re old Death Eater buddies! They sat at the pub and talked about killing Mudbloods together. And honestly, I want to know who gave that guy the hatchet? Because he’s this creepy Death Eater guy. And it was no shock when we saw Macnair was one of the Death Eaters in front of Voldemort. And especially in the movie he’s this very creepy, dark figure, almost like a Dementor, and I just think it is really suspect…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: …because it’s darkness before there is – I just wonder why – how Macnair escaped suspicion in the Ministry this long to still hold the position of being their executioner.

Micah: Yeah, I mean, he goes from Death Eater to executioner. It’s kind of like you’re not really changing your job description much.

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: I’d like to know his story. In fact, maybe that’ll be the eighth Harry Potter book that J.K. Rowling writes in ten years.

Micah: And why executioner? I mean, isn’t there a spell you can just cast on the bird – on the hippogriff?

Eric: Yeah, exactly! I mean if Unforgivable Spells are unforgivable and – why sanction an executioner at all? What else does he execute? On behalf of the Ministry?

Andrew: Yeah. Or lock them away in Petzkaban!

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Andrew: What’s so funny?

Eric: That has to be the title of this episode.

Andrew: You’ve never heard of Petzkaban? Jo references it in Goblet of Fire. Check it out.

Micah: I will.

Andrew: Petzkaban.

Eric: Who guards Petzkaban?

Andrew: The Depentors. [laughs]

Eric: That fell apart very fast.

Andrew: Why? Depentors! De-“pet”-ors. Is that – no, that’s not good? I think it’s brilliant. Anyway… [laughs]

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: So it’s exam time, like I sort of said, and the students are getting through their exams. After the Defense Against the Dark Arts exam the trio runs into Cornelius Fudge with two representatives from the Committee for the Disposal of Dangerous Creatures. This bothers Ron that they’re already here with a freshly tuned axe to the point where Ron wants to say something to them, but of course Hermione steps in and stops Ron from making a wise crack by nudging Ron hard in the ribs. What do you think Ron was going to say to them? And why do you think he didn’t take into consideration the fact that his dad works for the Ministry? He could have gotten his dad in trouble, too. His dad could have been executed!

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: I mean, geesh, with all these rules, wouldn’t surprise me.

Eric: I think at this point on that particular subject Arthur would have backed his son up. You know in the beginning of Chamber of Secrets when they steal the car and Ron gets a Howler for getting his dad into trouble at work, that’s different because Arthur was doing something illegal. In this case it’s really a matter of – the creature’s innocent, this whole execution is preposterous. If Ron would have said something, I honestly think Arthur would have backed him up.

Micah: Yeah. Standing up for what you believe in, I think that’s what Ron was doing and I agree with Eric. I think he would have been backed up by his dad. But I also think there’s other times in the series that Ron acts without thinking about his father’s position at the Ministry because you always – and even Harry does the same thing, too if you think about it because there’s always sort of these moments where Harry will think to himself after an event occurs, “Oh, I shouldn’t have done that because I compromised Mr. Weasley’s job at the Ministry.” Whether it’s the Ford Anglia or something else.

Andrew: Yeah. I wonder if Cornelius would have actually taken action if Ron did say something to them. I think he wouldn’t – yeah, he probably would have just brushed it off. He’s got bigger problems to worry about. So moving along, Harry and Ron’s final exam is Divination and during Harry’s exam Trelawney asks him to look into – Trelawney asks Harry to look into the orb and describe what he sees. Harry doesn’t see anything, of course, but pretends that he sees a hippogriff, and Trelawney gets all excited because she believes he is actually having a vision. Trelawney then asks if the hippogriff has his head – because of what was going to happen that day – and keeping positive, Harry insists it does have its head. He then mentions he sees it flying away. Which I sort of thought was a bit of foreshadowing because that’s obviously what happens in this book after Buckbeak is freed. Do you guys think that’s sort of a skewed foreshadowing?

Eric: It’s definitely a showing of Harry’s character because he’s determined that Buckbeak is not going to get killed, and he doesn’t yet have the tools to prevent Buckbeak from being killed. He doesn’t have all the facts, he doesn’t know how he’s going to do it, but he’s determined that – he insists, and Trelawney looks at him and says, “Well, obviously you aren’t seeing the future then.” She scoffs, I think, when he insists that the hippogriff has its head. She says, “Oh, I must be mistaken” because she is sure the hippogriff is going to be executed. But Harry is determined. He is very insistent that it does have its head, that he can’t think about it any other way. And yeah, so it is foreshadowing because Harry has that drive to save the hippogriff.

Andrew: Oh, that’s true.

Micah: Yeah. Well, I think a lot of things that happen in her class end up coming true. I think that’s just sort of the comical nature of how she’s written…

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: …and her class is written.

Andrew: So Harry starts walking away – because he’s done – when all of a sudden Trelawney snaps to prediction mode. And when Trelawney wakes from her prediction mode, she can’t remember a thing despite Harry insisting that she had done it. The prophecy goes, [as Trelawney] “The Dark Lord lies alone and friendless, abandoned by his followers. His servant has been chained these twelve years. Tonight, before midnight, the servant will break free and set out to rejoin his master. The Dark Lord will rise again with his servant’s aid, greater and more terrible than he ever was.” [laughs]

[Eric starts humming “The Phantom of the Opera” theme]

Andrew: “Tonight, before midnight, the servant” [gasps] “will set out” [gasps] “to rejoin” [gasps] “his master.” [gasps] End. Fin.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: So when Trelawney wakes from her prediction, she can’t remember a thing, despite Harry insisting she had just done it. And we the reader see it actually did happen. Was Trelawney doing all that for show or was it a legitimate prediction, Micah? Was she making this up that she couldn’t remember?

Micah: No. I mean, we don’t learn about her ability, really, and the extent of it until Order of the Phoenix, but I think that this is a legitimate prediction. This is a legitimate prophecy, if you will. I don’t know how much of a prophecy it really is – it’s more of a prediction and it ends up coming true. I mean, she gets into full seer-mode here and you can tell that Harry really believed what it was that she had to say, particularly because sort of the change in her behavior.

Andrew: It’s kind of ironic that she doesn’t even know that she is making a prediction when, you know, she’s all about making predictions and wants so bad everyone to see that she’s making these predictions, you know?

Eric: Yeah, but her actual – the actual – I think it speaks for a lot of things, but isn’t there a moment in Book 5 where – or maybe it’s Book 6 – where Dumbledore talks about the record of the prophecy – of her first prophecy being stored at the Ministry? Did somebody need to hear that and then report it in order for it to be recorded at the Ministry or is she actually evoking some quill and paper somewhere who are writing down what her prophecy is saying? Because if we’re to take this as a legitimate prophecy – like Dumbledore says, you know, she’s only done it once before. Is there something at the Ministry of Magic that’s keeping track of this? Because we’ve seen the Hall of Prophecy and it’s loaded with prophecies and you think that every time someone goes into a trance and says it that it’s recorded and abbreviated like this?

Micah: That’s a good question. I mean, I don’t know the answer to it. There’s got to be a way of recording prophecies. I think it’s probably up to the person who’s on the receiving end to go about putting it into the Hall of Prophecy. I don’t know if you [laughs] sign up for an orb and…

[Eric laughs]

Micah: …take out your memory and put it into it or something like that.

Eric: And that’s the other thing about her having no memory that she said, it’s almost for her own protection. You know, she’s the one who predicted that Lord Voldemort would fall. If she knew anything about it, if she had any conscious knowledge of having said that, Voldemort would have found her and beaten it out of her. Instead he had to rely on somebody like Snape. But it – the other thing about this prophecy is that her ancestor was this famous Seer and it’s almost like her ancestors – especially in the movie with the inhaling and all that stuff – it’s like an ancestor is speaking through her. Very creepy, very creepy. But it just made me think that she was kind of being possessed.

Micah: Yeah. Well, the ancestor side of things though – Cassandra was a prophetess, I guess, who would always foretell the future but nobody would ever believe what she said, and it’s kind of interesting because that’s a little bit like what Trelawney seems to be. In terms of her character she – well, I guess not, though. Nobody – no that’s true – nobody believes what she has to say.

Eric: That’s not inaccurate to me.

Micah: Yeah, except when it comes to the serious stuff, then people take her seriously.

Andrew: So the trio learn that the execution is on and will be happening at sunset. Their only issue with going is Harry can’t head out without the Invisibility Cloak. So Hermione, wasting no time, goes to retrieve it. When she returns with the cloak Ron says, [as Ron] “Hermione, I don’t know what’s gotten into you lately! First you hit Malfoy, then you walk out on Professor Trelawney…”

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: So what has gotten into Hermione? We’ve sort of talked about this in earlier Chapter-by-Chapter installments for Prisoner of Azkaban. Is this all the school work stressing her out to the point where she just refuses to take any B.S.? That’s how I see it.

Micah: Well, I think that a lot of it has to do with the fact that she’s really passionate about this trial and saving Buckbeak because didn’t she work so hard initially to ensure that Hagrid had a good trial?

Andrew: Right, right.

Micah: So maybe she takes it a little bit personally, even though the odds are immensely stacked against her from the Ministry standpoint. Maybe she takes it personally that the work that she did just wasn’t good enough…

Eric: Yeah, yeah.

Micah: …on both the initial end and then on the appeals end.

Eric: Yeah, and I honestly – I really think that’s a good, good point. Solid point.

Andrew: Yeah, I agree. And the school a little bit – come on, give me some validation.

Micah: Yeah, yeah. No, I agree. I think she’s burnt out.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, yeah.

Micah: She needs some butterbeer.

Andrew: So after dinner, the trio go to see – yes she does need some Butterbeer. A lot of it. So after dinner the trio head to see Hagrid. He is a complete mess, understandably, and they’re all talking when, in a surprise twist, Hermione finds Scabbers in an empty milk jug. But there’s not much time for celebration because Hagrid then sees Dumbledore, Cornelius, and the executioner approaching. Harry takes a look at Buckbeak who, as Harry notes, looks like he’s aware of something going on. This is sort of when they’re escaping Hagrid’s hut right before Dumbledore and company come in. So do you guys think Buckbeak had possibly noticed the time traveling trio at this point? Is that what he sees going on? I thought Jo should have made some references here to the time traveling trio. So maybe this is it? I’m still very confused. I know we did an episode on time traveling. It was very good, but I’m still very confused by how it all works…

Micah: Wasn’t it the time traveling duo? Doesn’t…

Andrew: Is it?

Micah: …doesn’t Ron stay in the hospital?

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Oh. I’m thinking about the movie.

Micah: No…

Eric: Yeah…

Eric and Micah: …he stays at the hospital during the movie.

Eric: Because…

Andrew: He does?

Eric: Yeah because Michael Gambon keeps touching his leg.

Andrew: Oh. Oh yeah. You’re right. You’re right…

[Eric laughs]

Micah: But anyway that wouldn’t make a difference. But to your point, maybe. These magical creatures have these senses that humans don’t. But…

Eric: Do you mean that he already…

Micah: …I think he was probably scared though…

Eric: Yeah…

Micah: He probably was sensing more the fact that his execution was approaching than anything else. No?

Eric: Do you mean did he already see them or…

Andrew: Yeah maybe did he see Harry and Hermione in the woods or he noticed that something was going on behind him, not just what’s going on in front of him. Let’s say he’s facing toward Hagrid’s hut. Maybe he hears something going on behind him and its Harry and Hermione from the future.

Micah: Could be…

Andrew: I don’t know. It just would have been cool if Jo had some sort of hint at what was about to happen in these next couple of chapters. I don’t know. Just thought it was – but yeah I think Micah, you just said it. You bring up a good point. It could have been Buckbeak just sensing, “Oh geez there’s a guy with an axe coming up to me. Maybe I should shuffle around a little bit.” [laughs]. So anyway, the trio leave Hagrid’s hut and Scabbers can’t stop bothering Ron in his pocket. Hermione insists they keep moving, when all of the sudden they hear the swishing of an axe.

Micah: Dun dun dun…

Eric: Okay, that…

Andrew: He’s dead! He’s dead! Or is he?

Eric: That was pretty cool, in the movie.

Andrew: Yeah it was.

Eric: Just the swishing of the axe, you know – that…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: That particular part. It’s a long axe! That was a really long handle. I mean, I guess you need that to decapitate a beast that is going to – if it could reach you it would kind of put up a fight.

Micah: And this is actually…

Andrew: Absolutely.

Micah: The point in the movie where she punches Malfoy. Isn’t it?

Andrew: Just about, yeah. Yeah, just about.

Micah: It’s after the execution, because he’s joking.

Eric: After the execution, yeah.

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Chapter-by-Chapter: “Cat, Rat and Dog”


Micah: So, a little bit different plot, but – so we move on to Chapter 17: “Cat, Rat, and Dog.” And, as Andrew mentioned they leave the hut, they hear the swishing of an axe, and all of the sudden who rounds the corner but Crookshanks. And, as Andrew also mentioned, Scabbers was going crazy in Ron’s pocket, and all of the sudden we get to the final round between Crookshanks and Scabbers. And, just an absolute melee of sorts, ensues. And, Crookshanks attacks, and Ron goes running off after Scabbers, who is able to get out of his grasp, and, this whole scene though, this – and they’re obviously under the Invisibility Cloak, but this could have caused some big problems, now, if Fudge or Dumbledore had caught them. Because they are not that far away.

Eric: Honestly, if it were a confrontation – do you mean with the dog present? Or just Crookshanks and Scabbers?

Micah: Well, I mean, I didn’t get to the dog yet, but, either, I guess.

Eric: Because, I really – I am really curious because Dumbledore, as you see in the beginning of the first book could kind of – well he recognized McGonagall, I was going to say he could tell an Animagus when he sees one. But if it were a matter of Dumbledore, say he was walking the grounds, or he confronted the trio with Crookshanks – I don’t know if, at that point, Sirius would have come forth. I just – I don’t know, but I think Sirius could have – if he had wanted to – confided in Dumbledore. I really think he could have. That Dumbledore would have been at least competent enough to – or confident – in his own capabilities that he wouldn’t have sent the Dementors. The first thing Fudge does in Book 4 is get the Dementors to get Barty Crouch’s soul sucked out so he doesn’t cause any more trouble. But, I honestly think if at any point in this book Sirius had showed up in Dumbledore’s office and wanted to talk to him about it, they certainly could have examined Scabbers and found that the truth was there. So, if Dumbledore would have come up to them on the grass, I really debate whether or not Sirius would have showed himself. But, if he weren’t in the picture, as per your actual question, I just think he probably would have suggested he stay…

Micah: Well, just keep in mind what’s going on at the same time, though. Because, while all this is happening, Harry and Hermione are freeing Buckbeak and if Fudge turns around and sees Buckbeak is not there, and then at the same time on the other side of the hut you have this melee going on even before Sirius shows up with Ron chasing after his rat and Harry is there, what kind of situation is going to develop potentially? Because, they’re not supposed to be out of their dormitory in the first place.

Eric: Oh, yeah. That’s true. They’re kind of throwing caution to the wind, here. I mean, they do that a lot.

Micah: And I don’t remember exactly, but how does Crookshanks know that they’re there? Because, they’re under the Invisibility Cloak.

Eric: I would probably play that up to the Kneazle thing. But, you can smell a rat. Dirty rat…

Micah: [laughs] That’s true. All right…

Eric: You can smell it. You can always smell a dirty rat.

Micah: Well, as you mentioned Andrew…

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: …not Andrew, but Eric. The Grim appears and now it’s kind of final round, take two, as Sirius knocks Harry over, but he really shows no interest, whatsoever, in hurting him. And there’s a quote about Harry saying “Dazed, feeling as though his ribs were broke, Harry tried to stand up. He could hear it growling as it skidded around for a new attack,” and he’s talking about the dog. So, I thought it was interesting that the dogs ribs felt as though they were broken. I know it’s about to be revealed who this dog actually is but, I thought this was a bit of a hint that this dog is sort of…

Andrew: …has been through a lot.

Micah: Yeah. Exactly. This broken down animal that’s kind of…

Eric: I thought it was Harry that feels as though Harry’s ribs…

Micah: No, it’s written very weirdly but Harry feels the dog’s ribs as it’s…

Andrew: What?

Micah: …brushing past him.

Eric: Oh.

Micah: And it knocks him over and then he says it feels as those ribs are broken.

Andrew: And it’s kind of nice in the movies, his ribs – Sirius’s ribs – are visually emphasized.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: You can really see them clearly from a lack of nutrition.

Eric: If they had put half of that much effort into the werewolf…

Micah: Yeah. No zipper.

Andrew: You couldn’t really tell on the werewolf. He just looked like a black werewolf…

Micah: But it’s really interesting here because you start to get the sense that something is up because the Grim does not go after Harry.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Right.

Micah: Now what ends up happening is that the dog drags Ron by his arm and Harry and Hermione of course follow suit. And they don’t watch where they are running and they end up running smack dab into the Whomping Willow.

Eric: Coincidence?

Micah: This ends up being a very, very weird scene in the movies because the Willow ends up throwing them underneath its roots as opposed to Crookshanks…

Eric: I don’t know. They go on a Ferris wheel ride?

Micah: …sitting on a little – yeah what’s it called a little knot? That Crookshanks goes and sits on to let them in. I thought it would reveal so much more if they had done that in the movies because it would have shown that Crookshanks is sort of in league and had been knowledgeable about what was going on the whole time. I don’t understand why they had to be thrown around by the tree and magically, no pun intended, they end up – or by coincidence – they end up thrown right underneath the roots.

Andrew: Well for one there was no reference to anything special about Crookshanks in the movies. Nothing, and certainly nothing in Prisoner of Azkaban so I guess that’s part of the reason. I think that would have been really cool to have something like that. That would have added a whole new level of whimsical stuff to the movies, in that you see that creatures like Crookshanks which can’t talk, is suddenly able to – she’s a master of the forest so to speak.

Micah: Right.

Eric: Yeah, it’s – let not forget, guys, I mean it’s a Whomping Willow not a Whirling – I just think they get thrown around and it’s…

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: It’s for movie entertainment purposes, it’s action.

Eric: Honestly at this point if Dumbledore would have showed up just as the dog was dragging Ron across the yard, I think all three of them cat, rat and dog would have been going to Petzkaban.

Micah: Yes, yes.

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah, baby! Petzkaban, let’s go!

Micah: We learnt that the pathway under the Whomping Willow is in fact on the Marauders’ Map, as Harry mentioned, but not even Fred or George have gotten through and this was kind of odd to me, because it’s hard to believe that Fred and Gorge would never even try and didn’t see this as any sort of challenge to get underneath this tree, am I right?

Eric: It’s pretty cool because earlier in that chapter we learn that there was a passage way under the Whomping Willow but Fred and George said that, ‘oh but that one’s conveniently blocked by the Whomping Willow.’ They were like – I don’t know how widely known it is that Whomping Willows have a weak spot or even how they’d approach that. Honestly, Fred and Gorge trying, I can kind of see them maybe trying but, it’s a big tree, and it packs a punch!

Micah: Yeah but they also get into trouble too…

Eric: So many…

Micah: People would see them, ‘oh hey guys, what are you doing?’ ‘Oh just trying to get into the passage…’

Eric: In the middle of the yard.

Micah: ‘…under the tree.’

Eric: How do they know the secret passage? Oh, the map. There are so many other ways out of the castle into Hogsmeade, that I really don’t think that it ever would have been – it’s a challenge, but on the other hand it’s a big tree and it’s very dangerous.

Andrew: It’s going to attack you. Yeah…

Eric: I really think that they just thought it was just coincidence or chance, when in fact the real reason behind the Willow to be planted on top of the secret passageway is brilliant.

Micah: Yep.

Andrew: Plus, it was cool to see Harry discovering one of the paths on the Marauders’ map – him being the first.

Micah: Right.

Eric: Well, Ron was the first, but, yeah.

Micah: So, Harry, Ron and Hermione arrive on the Shrieking Shack and they learn that the black dog is in fact Sirius Black, and there is this confrontation that ensues. And Black compares Harry’s loyalty to Ron, to James’ loyalty to himself, and I thought that was an interesting comparison. And then when he hears Sirius say James’ name, for the first time in his life he wanted his wand back in his hand, not to defend himself but to attack, to kill. And I was wondering, is that a little bit of the Horcrux acting up in him? Or is that just his pure emotion?

Eric: No, far too early for the Horcrux to be doing stuff.

Andrew: Yeah. When I was reading this, it definitely felt to me like emotion.

Eric: That’s…

Andrew: Of course, he’s so angry, finally he’s facing the person who he thinks killed his parents and he is like, you know. You can’t even put it into
words! Just kill.

Micah: Absolutely. So a battle ensues, and Ron shows tremendous loyalty to Harry by saying Black would have to kill all three of them if he wanted to kill Harry.

Eric: Hermione is like, “Speak for yourself, I’m going to Honeydukes!”

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: She walks out. [laughs]

Andrew: “I’m out of here! Peace!”

Eric: “Boys!”

Micah: It’s just comical.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Do you think Ron actually would have stood in the way of Harry?

Micah: No, he’s got a broken leg. He wouldn’t be standing at all.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: That’s true.

Eric: He would’ve limped over to Harry, and then…

Andrew: Yeah. He’s all talk, poor guy.

Micah: Yeah. But that goes to my point. Is it practical to think that three teenagers – one with a broken leg and all of them wandless at this point because Sirius used Expelliarmus to disarm Harry and Hermione when they entered the room – could they physically fight Black? Even in a weakened state that he’s in, Harry lunges at him and kind of the whole scramble ensues, but I mean, seriously? [laughs] No pun intended. What do you guys think?

Eric: No, I think they could have. I mean honestly, how many other – could they – could Sirius have really defended himself before one of them, like, gouged his eyes out? Honestly, if three of them jumped at him without a wand – did Sirius have a wand? Sirius has a wand – so what are you going to do? Think fast. I really think they could have, and it’s the effort, “A” for effort that really counts.

Micah: Right, so this scramble ensues, and Harry is trying to get his wand back, which Crookshanks is trying to prevent him from doing. But Harry does end up getting his wand and then turns on Sirius. But before he can do that, Crookshanks then jumps onto Sirius’ chest to protect his heart from any curses, and I thought that was kind of interesting.

Andrew: That was very cool.

Eric: It – yeah, that affected me. Reading that still affects me. Because it’s Crookshanks’ saying, “There’s more to the story.”

Andrew: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Micah: Right, and he seriously contemplates killing Black. In the book it says, “Harry gripped his wand convulsively. ‘Do it now,’ said a voice in his head.” Again, is that his emotion, or is that the Horcrux when it says, “Do it now”?

Eric: Okay, that sounds more like a Horcrux. But because Voldemort isn’t consciously aware of his connection to Harry until Book 5, when he starts trying to use it and then trying to protect himself afterwards. Do you mean is it like the evil urges that the Horcrux would innately have?

Micah: Yes, I’m not saying, “Is it Voldemort?” I’m saying, is it sort of what we see in Book 7, where it’s turning their attitudes towards each other.

Andrew: Yeah, I mean I don’t think it was the Horcrux. I think when – now, listen, I’ve never been in this sort of position, so I guess I don’t really know. But I just feel like if you were in that position, you would have some voice in your head, because you’re going to be contemplating it. So there would be that little devil on the right side of your shoulder saying, “Do it now!”

Micah: Right. And just in the nick of time, Lupin enters the Shrieking Shack, and he comes up to this room where Harry, Ron, and Hermione are facing off with Sirius. And once he gets up to the room, he asks where “he” is. And the realization dawns on him that Pettigrew was the Secret-Keeper, not Black, because Lupin realizes the fact that Pettigrew hasn’t revealed himself up to this point, but he has been showing up on the Marauder’s Map, and why wouldn’t he reveal himself if he was in fact alive?

Andrew: Dun, dun, dun, dun.

Micah: The reason, of course, being because he in fact was the Secret-Keeper, not Sirius Black.

Eric: And in the movie, Remus and Sirius kind of make out at this point.

Andrew: Yeah. [laughs] I loved this scene in the movie…

Micah: They…

Andrew: …absolutely loved it.

Micah: …embrace each other. They hug each other, yes.

Andrew: Right, yeah. Not so far as making out, but I guess…

Eric: Well, that’s only because David Thewlis is like three feet taller than Gary Oldman.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Kind of weird.

Micah: But…

Andrew: This scene was great though in the movie. I loved it.

Micah: There’s a lot of pushback though from the trio, and they don’t believe…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: …what Lupin is saying. They don’t believe that Lupin is even a good person at this point, especially Harry who’s really upset with the fact that he trusted Lupin, and Lupin at this point is coming off as sort of a traitor, in a sense.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: And Hermione reveals that Lupin is a werewolf, and Ron even shows a bit of pureblood bias when he tells Lupin to “get away from me, werewolf,” because Lupin goes to him when Ron tries to get up and he looks like he’s in a lot of pain, and Lupin goes to try and help. And I think that – for a second, there – I forget exactly what it says in the book, but it really struck a chord with Lupin to be talked to that way.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: But Lupin finally gets to explain himself, and tells that he saw them tonight on the Marauder’s Map and that another was with them at Hagrid’s hut, and I was wondering, though – this kind of goes to something that was brought up earlier, but when Lupin – when you were talking about Buckbeak seeing the other Harry and Hermione, would Lupin have seen doubles of Harry and Hermione on the Marauder’s Map?

Eric: That’s a very, very good question.

Andrew: Wow, yeah, I don’t know. They must – I mean…

Eric: He must…

Andrew: …logically, you would think yes.

Eric: Because here we’ve got canon that Lupin has – was looking on the map when they were all in Hagrid’s hut, and later they go back and are in back of Hagrid’s hut when they’re in Hagrid’s hut.

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: So, it makes sense. Unless the forest line – the tree line outside Hagrid’s Hut is the end of ground and then would therefore be just off the map.

Micah: [laughs] You sound like you’re – you would be J.K. Rowling trying to explain this little situation.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: But we do learn a lot in this little conversation that takes place here, and we learned that he also saw Sirius and the altercation that ensued and that Black dragged two people into the underground passage, and that Lupin knows how to work the map and reveals he is one of its creators, Moony. And at this point we also realize that he knows James Potter a lot better than he initially led on, and that becomes evident in the next chapter. And the final thing that happens is what we already talked about, that the other person that he’s been referring to in the course of this conversation is Peter Pettigrew…

Eric: “Peter Pettigrew!”

Micah: …who is in fact Ron’s rat, Scabbers.

Andrew: And that is the big reveal. And I was like, “Oh my God!”

Micah: And that was “Cat, Rat, and Dog.” And I think the next chapter is “Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs.” If I’m correct.

Eric: This is such a good series of chapters that’s coming up.

Andrew: Yes.

Micah: So that’s a huge – and that’s part of the reason why we decided to break up these chapters into sets of two. Because these chapters…

Andrew: Right.

Micah: …are really big in terms of a lot of the storyline that gets revealed. Backstory of the Marauders.


Quote Quiz


Andrew: So that’s it for our chapter analysis this week. Now it’s time for Quote Quiz Quiz Quiz Quiz. “That was still really dangerous, running around in the dark with a werewolf. What if you’d given the others the slip and bitten somebody?”

Micah: Hermione?

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: That just sounds like something she would say.

Andrew: Exactly.

Eric: Yeah, it was like…

Andrew: Especially with the “that’s really dangerous” part. If I took that part out maybe it would have been…

Eric: “That was a risk.”


Muggle Mail: Parallels


Andrew: [imitating Hermione] “That’s really dangerous.” That’s a Hermione giveaway. Anyway, let’s move on now to Muggle Mail. I’ll take the first e-mail. It’s from Jamie Zubernis, 13, of LaGrange, Georgia. She’s talking about Book 1 and 7 parallels.

“Dear MuggleCast, I just recently started listening to your show and I took your suggestion of listening to Episode 114, the parallel one. I found it very interesting, and I have another similarity. The Resurrection Stone and the Philosopher’s Stone seem very similar to me. They both defy death, and only seem powerful to those who fear death. I just wanted to point that out and if you guys could analyze it more for me that would be great. Thanks and keep up the great work.”

That’s another great one.

Micah: Yeah, that was a good one.

Andrew: A crucial stone in Books 1 and 7. They are parallel. Books 1 and 7, Books 2 and 6, Books 3 and 5, and Book 4 is sort of just there.

Eric: You know what’s interesting…

Micah: Laura would be proud.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: She would.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: We’ll pass that along to her.

Eric: And Jamie has asked us to analyze further. So do you guys have anything about that?

Andrew: Not really. I think Jamie is just being a little lazy to be honest. Make us…

Eric: Oh, yeah.

Andrew: …do all the thinking.

Eric: Yeah, yeah.

Andrew: Well, there is not…

Eric: Well, I was thinking…

Andrew: …much else to say. I mean, it’s just – that is another good example of a parallel.

Eric: I mean, if you have a Philosopher’s Stone and you make the Elixir of Life, you’ll never actually see the loved ones of yours who have passed away because you are cheating death, so you won’t be with them. And in the Resurrection Stone, you turn it and it shows you these people, but they are not real and they are not natural, and…

Micah: Yeah, I think – yeah, to your point, there is something similar there. The Resurrection Stone, wasn’t it it can only really be used by the true Master of Death, or was that the Elder Wand?

Eric: Um.

Micah: But there is something about that.

Eric: That’s…

Micah: That the Resurrection…

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: …Stone is – can only be commanded, or to be used, by the Master of Death. And kind of – what is – the expression that Dumbledore says about the Sorcerer’s Stone is that the only person who can attain it is the one who just wants to have it or to get it, as opposed to want to use it.

Eric: I don’t think it was clear to me about the Resurrection Stone, about what it did. “The Story of the Three Brothers” says it will bring their images back, it’s not natural, they are not really of this world to begin with, so it’s not the same. Maybe they smell, maybe they make weird noises at night. I don’t know what these images, visages do. But don’t – when they appear to Harry in Book 7, don’t they just – they walk with him for a while, they help him make that decision, and then they just disappear?

Micah: Yeah, they are just shadows, I think, of their former selves.

Eric: So, it’s just very interesting. But – as for what the Resurrection Stone actually does do. But the Philosopher’s Stone seems to have better results because it kept Nick Flamel alive for six hundred odd years.


Muggle Mail: The Forbidden Forest


Andrew: So, there is some analysis for you. Next e-mail from Jann, 19, of California:

“So, I was listening to the Chapter-by-Chapter segment of Episode 195 for ‘Prisoner of Azkaban,’ and it got to the part where you were discussing Harry’s dream where he goes into the forest. Someone made a comment, I’m not sure who, but they mentioned that perhaps Harry entered the forest to search for his identity. I thought this was particularly interesting because it reminded me of something my English teacher told us about romance. Not love, but of the literary genre. She said that in a romance, which the Oxford English Dictionary defines as, ‘a medieval tale dealing with a hero of chivalry,’ a knight must go on a quest, which is usually through the forest, in order to find his identity. She further explained that the forest is like a metaphor for the mind, which is interesting since Harry is dreaming, and the forest does continue to play a vital role throughout the series. Just thought I would add that to the discussion.”

Eric: The forest plays a vital role throughout the series and also, so does Harry’s mind, if you think about it.

Andrew: Yeah, and Jo has talked about the forest in the Harry Potter series a lot before, as recently as the J.K. Rowling documentary called J.K. Rowling: A Year in the Life. It’s on the Half-Blood Prince DVD. She…

Eric: Oh, please.

Andrew: …talks about…

Eric: It’s, like, three years old. [laughs]

Andrew: Well – but that’s the most recent…

Eric: Yeah, yeah.

Andrew: …thing I can think…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: …of.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Jo talks about the forest, how much she loves a forest because it is so dynamic. You can do a lot in a forest, and – so that connects to what Jann is talking about, and – I mean, I am sure Jo has taken that definition that you brought up to us about romance the same way.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: I think there is a lot you could analyze there.


Muggle Mail: The Marauder’s Map


Eric: Yeah, that is very cool. Next one is from Amber T., age 20, from Alameda, California:

“Just a quick comment, you said that Lupin didn’t really need to confiscate the Marauder’s Map from Harry because Sirius already knew the secret passage ways. However, the map also shows where people are on the Hogwarts grounds at all times. Assuming that Lupin believed Sirius was indeed out to kill Harry, Sirius could have used the map to wait until Harry was alone in a corridor, or out on the grounds, or for a time when the teachers were furthest away from Harry, to attack him. Also, if Harry had the map, he would probably have been more tempted to sneak around and perhaps go after Sirius if he were to spot him on the map. So, I believe Lupin did confiscate it for Harry’s protection and perhaps to have a way to know if Sirius was on the grounds before anybody else. Perhaps he wanted to try and talk some sense into his lunatic friend. I adore your show. Thank you for your time.”

We neglected that the – knowing someone’s exact position could help be elusive. There wasn’t – the Marauders Map, the value of Sirius Black having it wasn’t just for the passage ways, which he already knew. But – so that he could have real time updates and – where everybody was in the castle. Good point.

Andrew: Thank you!

Eric: And that…

Andrew: And that…

Eric: …concludes…

Andrew: …concludes…

Eric: …Muggle Mail.

Andrew: Muggle Mail.


Chicken Soup for the MuggleCast Soul


Andrew: Now, to wrap up the show today, Chicken Soup for the MuggleCast Soul. This one comes from Taylor G., 19, of Richmond:

“Dear MuggleCasters, I have been a devoted listener to your show for two years and all of you are my favorites. This Chicken Soup might be a little different than most, but for me you guys keep me sane and entertained. I am currently pregnant with a little girl who I will be naming, ‘Ariana Christina.’ My boyfriend laughs at my ‘Harry Potter’ obsession, and I am in my eighth month. Every night when I cannot sleep I listen to past shows, and paying attention to you all keeps my thoughts about my life at bay long enough for me to relax and fall asleep. During the day I do the same thing when I am stuck inside bored, knowing my friends are out doing things I can’t. You make the time fly by so much faster. This is not the only time you have helped me in my life. Two years ago my father, who was the only person in my home raising me, passed away from cancer and your show was a blessing to me then too. I don’t know what I would do without you guys to take my mind off things, and I hope you know how much I, and many others, appreciate you. I love you all, especially Micah. Taylor G.”

Eric: Awww.

Andrew: So, that was very nice.

Micah: Yeah, very nice.

Eric: So…

Andrew: Yes.

Eric: …she should name her daughter’s – she should give her daughter the middle name, “Micah.”

Andrew: I was going to…

Eric: Should be…

Andrew: …suggest “Andrew.” A.A.C. “Andrea.”

Eric: No, but she…

Andrew: “Andrea…”

Eric: She said…

Andrew: …because it is a girl.

Eric: She says she loves us all, especially Micah.

Andrew: Yeah, but you don’t want to give…

Eric: So…

Andrew: …the baby – it is a girl, Eric. You don’t…

Eric: Ariana…

Andrew and Eric: Micah…

Eric: …Christina.

Andrew: That’s…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: …ridiculous. Maybe “Mica” or “Michaela” in honor of Micah, but not “Micah.”

Eric: Okay.

Andrew: What are you, crazy?

[Everyone laughs]


Announcement: Infinitus 2010


Andrew: Well, thanks, Taylor. And we wish you and your baby girl well. Before we wrap up the show today, we want to remind you guys about a few announcements. Infinitus 2010 is coming up this July 15th to the 18th in Orlando, Florida. It’s going to be held on the Universal Orlando Resort. It’s a big Harry Potter conference. We’ve been talking about it a lot. It’s going to be the best one that HPEF has ever put on. This conference will include a live MuggleCast. They are going to have a special party inside the theme park exclusively for Infinitus attendees. There is going to be a dance, there is going to be many Potter

Micah: Podcasts?

Andrew: Potter podcasts, but…

Micah: Palooza?

Andrew: Potter

Eric: Wizard rock.

Andrew: Wizard rock. No, Potter panels, like discussions about Harry Potter.

Micah: Oh.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: It’s just a great way to meet, and socialize and interact with other Harry Potter fans. So, visit Infinitus2010.org to learn more details and to register. If you do register, for one, we can’t wait to see you there. But also put “MuggleCast” in the referral box when you go to register so they know who sent you!

Micah: We did.

Andrew: We did.

Eric: We did.

Andrew: Don’t forget the MuggleCast remix. All the details are on the MuggleCast website, MuggleCast.com. Eric needs your help! We’re looking for your favorite moments, right, Eric?

Eric: Yep.

Andrew: And you can look for Episode 197 of MuggleCast in about two weeks. So, right around let’s say – oh, I don’t know, April 29th, April 30th, maybe May 1st. So, check it out. Look forward to…

Micah: MuggleCast May.

Andrew: …the next – MuggleCast May! It’s coming up baby! Oh, and we should also mention…

[Show music begins]

Andrew: We received our Podcast Award for the 2009 Podcast Awards.

Micah: We did!


Announcement: Community Outlets


Andrew: We won – MuggleCast won in the Best Entertainment category. Micah received the award, it was delivered to his house just the other day. Thanks everyone who did vote for us. We really, really appreciate that. And don’t forget to vote for us every month on Podcast Alley. We appreciate your vote over there because it helps remind people that Harry Potter is still big in the podcasting community. Don’t forget to visit the MuggleCast website, MuggleCast.com. It’s got all the information you need pertaining to this show. You will find our community outlets right there on the right side of the page. You can follow us – from there, you can follow us on Twitter, which is Twitter.com/MuggleCast. You can fan us on Facebook, which is Facebook.com/MuggleCast. And you can also vote for us once a month at Podcast Alley. You can read MuggleCast transcripts, you can download episodes, get full show notes. Everything you need right there on MuggleCast.com.

Eric: You can also fan us in Florida.

[Micah laughs]

Eric: We will need people to…

Micah: Geez.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: …fan us.

Andrew: [laughs] It’s going to be very hot.

Eric: If you want to spend a day with the MuggleCasters, just fan us there.

Micah: But Andrew, a really great point that you brought up because we do get e-mails about this from time to time from new listeners. Not all of our episodes show up in the iTunes feed. So, if you’re looking to listen to older episodes of the show, go to our website and download the podcast from the individual Episodes page. All you have to do is right click and download, and then you should be able to put that into your iTunes player, right?


Show Close


Andrew: Right. It won’t go in the Podcasts folder, but it will go into iTunes so you could still have it on your iPod or whatever you have. Thanks everyone for listening! Thank you so much for your support. We really do appreciate it. We’ll see you at the end of April for Episode 197. Buh-bye!

Micah: Bye!

Eric: Bye!

[Show music continues]

Transcript #195

MuggleCast 195 Transcript


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[“Hedwig’s Theme” plays]

Jim Dale: [as Professor McGonagall] This is Professor McGonagall welcoming you all to MuggleCast hoping you enjoy it – Dobby! Dobby, come here! Here! Dobby! [as Dobby] Yes, I’d just like to say how very pleased I am to introduce MuggleCast to all of you! Thank you! Thank you!

[Show music begins]

Andrew: Because Eric has made a very special new friend through the show, this is MuggleCast Episode 195 for April 1st, 2010.

[Show music continues]

Andrew: Welcome to MuggleCast Episode 195! Micah and Eric are here as well as me. Hey guys.

Eric: Hey.

Micah: What’s up?

Andrew: This is not what people think. We are not turning into a three person show! It just turned out that way to be quite frank. I mean for two weeks in a row having three people. So we are here again to grace you with our presence and introduce you to the wonderful world of Harry Potter as we do every other week.

Eric: We still don’t have a name for ourselves, for this particular three – trio configuration.

Andrew: But is it necessary?

Eric: No, no.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Because it’s a temporary thing. We’re not turning into a three man show as you say.

Andrew: Right. Right. We can be called “MAE.” M-A-E. Micah, Andrew, Eric. “MAE.” The Mae.

Eric: Or “EMA” or “AEM”.

Andrew: I like “EMA” better – Emma – “EMA.”

Eric: Yeah, “EMA.”

Micah: Laura should be back soon though. We’re getting into April. Isn’t she due back from Costa Rica?

Eric: Costa Rica!

Andrew: Yes! And then we can call ourselves “LAME!”

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Laura, Andrew, Micah, Eric.

Micah: We were called that long before now.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: We are “LAME” with Laura. Thank you Laura for coming back. We are now “LAME.” Well, at any rate, we are far from lame. We have much to discuss on this weeks show as we do every new episode. I’m Andrew Sims.

Eric: I’m Eric Scull.

Micah: And I’m Micah Tannenbaum.

[Show music continues]

Andrew: Micah, what is in the news this week?

Micah: Oh you know, just a few things. Not a big news week at all.

Andrew: Lies! Lies!


News: Confirmed Opening Date for Theme Park


Micah: Yeah, they are lies. Well, we actually did a MiniCast late last week because we finally got an opening date for the Wizarding World of Harry Potter theme park. The park will open officially on June the 18th, 2010.

Andrew: Woo!

Micah: Which, really is not all that far from now. We are just about to turn the calendar over to April and just about a month and a half away the park will open to the public.

Eric: So, Micah, now a while ago…

Micah: Oh, sorry, two and a half months.

Andrew: I was going to say…

Eric: Yes, two and a half months.

Micah: I forgot about May.

Eric: There is May, of course. So, Micah, a few months ago, I guess, the Wizarding World gave a projected estimate and I guess it was showing up on their signs, they said “Spring 2010.” Now, June 18th is this release date and well, technically, I suppose it is still Spring ’10 by about three days…

Andrew: It’s three days!

Eric: …and many people…

Andrew: It’s so funny.

Eric: …are a little upset – I don’t know. Is it justified for people to be upset that it’s…

Andrew: Well, I – honestly, I’m a little thrown off because this park looks like it’s pretty much done. They’re starting to do more promotional stuff. We’re seeing TV crews inside the park now. Yeah, sure, I’m sure there are some things inside the stores and rides that they have to get right, but it looks pretty complete and yet we’re still about two and a half months away. Now, when they said a few weeks ago, “Oh, we’re about to announce the opening date,” I thought, ‘Oh, well then it must be opening May at the latest.’ I thought – and I told Micah – I thought it’d be coming in April – opening in April.

Micah: Yeah, I know a lot of people were upset, particularly because you book Spring break whether you’re a college student, whether you’re a somebody whose not yet in college and you go on a family trip sometimes during your March or your April breaks, and maybe you anticipated going to this park, thinking Spring of 2010. But at the same time the think you have to realize is that date was sort of a guesstimate and things don’t always work out the right way. You could have problems with rides, you could have problems with construction. I just think that people should just relax a little bit and just hope that it doesn’t get pushed back another six months or something like that as we have been witness to before with other W.B. products.

Andrew: [laughs] Yes. And actually we should say that there are many – what happens with these theme parks – I know I’m going to sound like a theme park expert right now – but from what I’ve read, is that these theme parks will open before the grand opening to do tests, which they call “soft openings.” So, the park will open to some very lucky people who happen to be in Universal on that day. They’re not going to advertise if the park is going to be open. They’re just going to open it and let people come in and have people in there to test everything and make sure everything is working fine.

Eric: I can’t wait to – when that happens and you happen to be at Universal, call us.

Andrew: I’m actually – I have plans, starting in about two weeks from now, I am bringing a tent and I am camping outside…

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: …the Hogsmeade gates and I will be there to report on it for you guys because I want to give the best coverage possible.

Eric: [laughs] I can just see like…

Andrew: The first time it opens I’ll let you know.

Eric: …the torrential downpour like the Twister ride at Universal where you’re just outside in the – yeah…

Andrew: I’ll hide in the shops when the – if that happens.

Eric: Right.


News: “Forbidden Journey” Ride


Micah: And we mentioned earlier the MiniCast that we did about the Forbidden Journey ride which Eric got an opportunity to go and walk through, at least the queue part of it. So, if you don’t mind, Eric, can you do a little bit of an overview of that? We don’t want to spend too much time on it because they can go and listen to that podcast.

Eric: Yeah, definitely go and listen to the MiniCast for that, but I was actually able to go down to Florida, where they treated us very nicely and we actually got to walk through the castle which is part of the park. Basically, saw the queue line for the Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey ride. You start off in the dungeons because it is the lower level and Hogwarts is up on the hill above you. So, you start of in the dungeons and you see things like the Mirror of Erised, the one-eyed witch statue. You go up a few steps, you see the Entrance Hall, you go through the greenery – the green house, and all this time its decorative – it looks like you’re really there. In Hogwarts, there’s statues of like the architect…

Andrew: And now, there’s – another thing that you’re allowed to talk about now is that you also got to try all the drinks and the food that they’re going to have…

Eric: This was not in the MiniCast! Yes, I did get to try – they did bring us the food that would be served in the park. A lot of it. We got to try Butterbeer. We got to try Pumpkin juice. All of it is going to be really, really refreshing on a hot Summer day.

Andrew: Were you satisfied with all of it? Do you think Harry Potter fans are going to be satisfied with it all in general?

Eric: Yeah. Honestly, I think the food is a stand alone thing where you’re goint to be able to come into the park just to eat the food and then leave. I mean not because the rest of the park isn’t exciting but if you wanted to – that’s gonna be the place to eat when you’re in the Islands of Adventure theme park.

Andrew: Did they say anything about prices for the food? I mean, because theme parks…

Eric: They said the prices weren’t decided. It was a question that they asked and…

Andrew: Theme parks, in general, they do have expensive food so I imagined that it won’t be exactly cheap, but you’re on vacation there for possibly once in a lifetime so you might as well enjoy it.

Eric: Whatever it is, it will be worth it. If you’d tried the Butterbeer, you’d understand. It’s just – it’s amazing! But there’s also, at Universal, when I was there – in the Islands of Adventure there’s an all-day eating pass, which is – I think it’s $20 and it’s all you can eat pretty much from anywhere. I’m not sure if that’s going to be included, obviously that’s something to be worked out later, but it’s going to be worth it because you can get – I mean, just the dessert alone that we tried from the Hogwarts park is unbelievable.

Micah: So, Eric, one more thing just on the food front that I wanted to ask you about. I know the Butterbeer is not going to be alcoholic, but apparently there’s going to be an alcoholic beverage available at the Hog’s Head.

Eric: Yes. The Hog’s Head pub evidently, from what I understand of the maps and stuff, the Hog’s Head is actually going to be attached to the Three Broomsticks. It’s going to be in the back of it, and it’s going to be the adult section where they have, I guess a variety of regular ale, like real world Miller Lite and that sort of thing. But they have devised a “Hog’s Head brew,” which is basically a unique brew that’s going to be alcoholic, and that’s the adult beverage that they’ll be serving in the park.

Andrew: Woo!

Eric: [laughs] Yeah, it’s going to be – if it’s any bit – I think I wrote in the report too – if it’s any bit as detailed as the care that they put into Pumpkin juice and Butterbeer, it’s going to be really good.

Micah: Yeah, and one final thing, you said there were a couple people who were there from overseas that were really impressed with sort of the authenticity of the food.

Eric: It’s interesting because if it were their first time in America, I would want them to try the American burger and stuff. They ended up getting to go to this meeting and try all this British food, like fish and chips and Cornish pasties. All of this, there was – I forget what sites they’re from, and I wish I had their names – lovely people from Britain and Ireland, and they really loved the food, and they said it’s just like home. It’s interesting because all of the cuisine, it’s themed like Hogwarts to be European, to have that European twist, recipes to make it feel like you’re in Hogwarts. Even the shepherd’s pie is strictly a European recipe they devised – not American. In other words, un-American. [laughs]

Micah: All right, well for all that we have, whether it’s on the food or on the “Forbidden Journey” ride, you can check out both reports by Eric. They’re very well-written, they’re very in-depth, so definitely check those out on MuggleNet.com. And there is a third report coming. We don’t know necessarily what it’s about, but Eric did mention it’s a three part series, so expect that out at some point. I don’t know when, but…

Eric: I don’t know when.

Micah: Sometime in the future.

Eric: [laughs] I don’t know when. Universal has to tell me.

Micah: Well, I might know when, but they don’t know when.

Eric: Oh, yeah. They don’t know when.

Andrew: And before we continue, we’d like to remind everyone that this week’s podcast is brought to you by Audible.com, the Internet’s leading provider of audiobooks with more than 75,000 downloadable titles across all types of literature and featuring audio versions of many New York Times bestsellers. For listeners of this podcast, Audible is offering a free audio book to give you a chance to try out their great service. One book that I know Potter fans would like to consider is The Lightning Thief: Percy Jackson and the Olympians – Book One. It is an excellent book and narrated by Jesse Bernstein for Audible.com. For a free audio book of your choice, go to audiblepodcast.com/mugglecast – that’s audiblepodcast.com/mugglecast.


News: Deathly Hallows Set Visit


Micah: Andrew, you visited the set of Deathy Hallows recently.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Yes, that’s right! And, unlike Eric, I can’t say a thing about it! I don’t even know if I can say I went there.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: So – but I will anyway. No, I think I can say that, but as usual with these set visits that we do, we’ll be able to release information closer to the release of the film. And…

Micah: Can you at least say who you spoke with?

Andrew: [laughs] Probably not.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Andrew: And I don’t mean to be like, “Na na na na poo poo,” but I think they really don’t want us to. When a trailer is released though, we will be allowed to post a preview. So, you’ll find out then.

Eric: Interesting.

Micah: All right.

Andrew: But the sets are looking amazing. The scene that we saw – it fulfilled my expectation in terms of how I was hoping that they were going to be filming these films. So I’ll put it that way. I’m very satisfied at what I saw.

Eric: Now, was that the set that burned down later that night or…?

Andrew: No comment!

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Eric: Jeez.

Micah: Yeah, he can’t say.

Andrew: I can’t say.

Eric: Because the set – okay, but part of a set at the same studio you were at burned down.

Micah: If he was a betting man, he would, possibly, say that that could be accurate.

Andrew: If I were a betting man, I would bet on what Micah was betting on. But only if I was a betting man.

Eric: You guys gamble too much.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: All right…

Andrew: What else is going on?


News: Emma Thompson is Back


Micah: Speaking of Deathy Hallows though, Emma Thompson, who was supposedly not going to be in this final film…

Eric: Outspoken!

Micah: …is in it.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: I don’t know how else to say that. Clemence Poesy blew the lid off of this one…

Andrew: Right.

Micah: …saying she was on set recently for filming, and I guess that means that we will indeed see her playing the role of Professor Trelawney and – here’s the thing though. I know a lot of us had a bit of a problem with it – I guess it was a couple of months ago now – when we found out she wasn’t going to be doing it because she had other commitments, but it’s such a small scene. I mean, she’s basically going around throwing prophecy orbs at people – or crystal balls at people.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: So, it’s not that much. I mean, she’s just in that final battle scene, so…

Andrew: And she said she only did two days of filming, so they probably said to her “Emma, look, I know you don’t want to come back. You have your priorities are elsewhere, but it’s just two days of filming. Could you do it for us? And she was probably like, “Ohhh!”

Micah: And probably a couple million dollars, too.

Andrew: [laughs] Probably!

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: God, I hope not.

Eric: I mean it will help her find her mov – like I haven’t seen Nanny McPhee but Emma Thompson is really putting a lot of effort into – well first of all, that movie, I think she co-wrote it and now the sequel that’s coming out that was also talked about in that same article.

Andrew: Yeah. And it’s big in the U.K. That’s a very big franchise, I guess you could call it. Nanny McPhee.

Eric: Oh really? Okay cool. So we’ll be seeing like a “Wizarding World of Nanny McPhee” soon.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: Maybe not quite, but you know Emma Thompson obviously is a great actress and it’s good news to see that she’s coming back because it’s the last film. It’ll be very nice to see everyone return.

Micah: Absolutely.

Eric. Kind of like the last season of Lost.

Andrew: Right.


News: Deathly Hallows Pre-Screening


Micah: So final bit of news from Deathly Hallows is that there was a little bit of a pre-screening that took place and WB screened some raw and unfinished footage from the final film at Showest. And Alan Horn, who’s the president of Warner Brothers, introduced this little four to seven minute long clip and basically I’m just gonna read here for a second. “The footage started with Voldemort walking in the forest with all his followers around him. He was just looking for Harry. While I assume the footage was going to be just from the first Harry Potter movie coming this November, I think the opening was from Part II, and it was from the big climactic battle between Harry and Voldemort.” And that was from Collider. So, interesting that they would be showing this, especially if it’s from Part II, knowing that it’s more than a year away.

Andrew: Right. And a separate report from Cinema Blend said that they also showed some stuff from Bill and Fleur’s wedding, to the escape from Gringotts and the pale dragon, and even Hogwarts on fire. So…

Eric: Hmm.

Andrew: It looks like they showed a lot of cool action scenes. And…

Eric: So…

Andrew: Listen I mean…

Eric: Do you think that’s because…

Andrew: They’ve been filming both these films back-to-back and I’m not surprised – and filming is supposed to wrap up in a couple months. So I am not surprised that they’re showing some of this stuff.

Eric: Yeah. It’s definitely interesting to see that there’s a lot of – I mean there’s a lot of stuff like too, like the escape of Gringotts will presumably be in Part II, like Hogwarts on fire should be in Part II.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: …Voldemort and Harry in Part II. It is a year away, but do you think that movie one is – do you think that their focus on showing movie two makes movie one more of like a unique pet project? Kind of like a questionable, whether or not people are going to like it. They’re not marketing it as much because there’s not enough of that big – that’ll be kind of like a character driven different kind of movie. Do you think that part one of Deathly Hallows, that this means that they’re going to – that it’s gonna be unsuitable to over-promote.

Andrew: No, no.

Eric: As they’ve done, and that’s why they’re already promoting the second movie.

Andrew: The thing about ShoWest, my understanding is that it’s mainly for people in the motion picture industry. So they’re showing this to the big-wigs in the film industry. And they’ve got to show the cool stuff to those guys.

Eric: These days if you’re not blowing stuff up…

Andrew: Yeah, exactly.

Eric: …what you’re doing with the ten million dollars.

Micah: It’s a road opera, right? Isn’t that the term that was used?

Andrew: Road movie, yeah, road movie and an opera.

Micah: So it’s a road opera.

Andrew: Yeah, I think that’s what it is, especially when these other studios are coming in and knocking on the doors, “Oh, look at us with Iron Man 2 and all this action!” W.B. has to show some serious action.

Eric: That’s true.

Andrew: But four to seven minutes of Deathly Hallows footage!

Micah: That’s a lot.

Andrew: And what annoys me is that they’re showing it to these people who don’t care.

Micah: And that nobody recorded it.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Right. But these are professionals, none of them want their studio footage leaking out. But my point is that all these people saw it, but not the fans. Give the fans a bone! We’ve had two – we complain about this prior to the release of every movie, that they’re not giving us enough stuff. At this point, we’ve gotten one teaser trailer and two official images.

Micah: Well, I think we’re due for another trailer in the not-too-distant future. I can’t make predictions like Ben can, but certainly he was on the mark with Half-Blood Prince, so we might have to get him to channel his inner Trelawney again on an upcoming episode.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Well Half-Blood Prince is another movie that was over-promoted at the time.

Micah: Oh, it was way over-promoted.

Eric: Sure we had nothing at first, but then we had…

Micah: Photos upon photos upon photos.

Eric: …photos, photos, photos, photos.


News: New Covers from Bloomsbury


Micah: Okay, also Bloomsbury has announced that they have plans to republish the Harry Potter paperbacks with brand-new covers. And of course, you can take a look at all the different covers in high-res on MuggleNet.com. What’s your guys’ thoughts about this? Is it a little bit too early to be republishing the series, at least from a cover art standpoint?

Eric: It’s so interesting – Bloomsbury also already has the adult editions too, of Harry Potter. The U.K., honestly they have an oversaturated amount of book covers to choose from. That said, I like these. I really like these. You can see…

Micah: Well, these do look more adult.

Eric: …the high-res images. Yeah, and not as morose or not as dark, like the adult covers to the Harry Potter books are almost too adult or too vague. I really, really like these and the images are on MuggleNet. And these new books that are coming out, I guess – when are they being published, do you know?

Andrew: In November.

Eric: November? They look really cool, and I guess they have a new artist that they brought on to do these, and really it’s very creative. I don’t know necessarily if there’s anything that warrants it, except to say that I think it’s really cool. And also, at least they’re not doing books, at least they’re not printing the Harry Potter books with the film stars on it. And saying, “Now a major motion picture!”

Andrew: Yeah, that’s true.

Eric: Like Twilight, that’s bull. But these covers are very interesting.

Andrew: But here’s the thing …

Micah: They’re C.S. Lewis-like.

Andrew: The covers are nice, but they’re doing this solely to attract new readers. I don’t think new covers are going to intrigue new people. And I know that it’s ñ I’m sure its going to be very hard for the next few decades for Scholastic and Bloomsbury primarily to reach out to new people who are growing – new generations of kids, but I don’t think this is the way to do it. I think maybe reminding people what the time was like when these books came out, that’s the way to do it. Not with new covers.

Eric: Maybe.

Micah: Yeah, I think they made them a little bit old school too, I just said they’re C.S. Lewis-like.

Andrew: Yeah they did.

Eric: They are very C.S. Lewis-like.

Micah: You look at the Chronicles of Narnia that’s seems to be what they modeled them after, where it’s sort of that just one iconic piece from the books, and just the way that it’s drawn, they do that with the Chronicles of Narnia. Obviously there are many different covers to that series now, but that’s exactly what it reminded me of when I saw that. So yeah, I think its just a little bit too soon, for me.

Andrew: I agree.

Micah: There’s no reason ñ the last paperback came out not even three years ago. No, didn’t it come out in ’08?

Eric: Well, how do you…

Micah: The paperback for Deathly Hallows?

Eric: Yeah because the Deathly Hallows, but I think…

Micah: Or was it ’09?

Andrew: No, it was ’09, it was ’09. They waited for the movie release.

Micah: One year!

Andrew: At least for Scholastic.

Micah: Yeah, I mean that’s ridiculous though, that you’re already remaking ñ that’s just to make a profit, in my opinion, there’s no other reason.

Eric: What about those covers that the print with stars or something? Wasn’t Bloomsbury also doing “Extra Stars” or “Super Special Stars” on the…

Andrew: There was on the special edition or something. But here’s that thing, and Micah you’re right. Yes, they are looking for more money. There have been numerous articles about Scholastic and Bloomsbury postñPotter, saying their profits have fallen. And of course that’s expected, you’re coming off of Harry Potter, one of the biggest book series of all time. So yeah, does this kind of look a little desperate? In my opinion, yes. Because it is so soon, if you waited ten years after 2007, that would make sense, absolutely.


News: Lego Harry Potter


Micah: Well the final piece of news, just want to bring it up really quick because we mentioned it before, was the Lego Harry Potter release date getting pushed back another month or so. And just kind of get your guys’ really quick thoughts on what we’ve seen up to this point, because more and more is getting released about the video game, a lot of videos have been put out there. And this game really looks like it just does a great job of following the books and a lot of people, I think, are going to be really happy it.

Andrew: Yeah, I’m excited for it. It is disappointing that its delayed till June now, but I think that’s a pretty common occurrence in the video game industry. And hey, if they need that extra time to make a better game, then sure, fine have the extra time.

Micah: Yeah, absolutely.

Andrew: So I’m looking forward to it. The pictures look great, the animation looks great, the game play looks great…

Eric: So Andrew, when you posted this news item, it was like a day after you posted like two or three separate international videos…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: That previewed this game, and you basically, in your news article talking about the delay, said this is common, video games do this all the time, in fact you stopped short of just saying, “I knew this was going to happen.”

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Well I’m going to throw this out there and it may be a conspiracy theory – but the park is opening on June 18th. Maybe they want a little bit of more business by releasing the game around the same time.

Andrew: Ohh, okay.

Eric: In the park.

Andrew: [laughs] In the park. Fair theory.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: What if nobody showed up for the release of the park because everyone was like, “Yeah, lets play Lego Harry Potter! Forget the park!”

Micah: No, I don’t think that will happen.

Andrew: “I can buy this for fifty dollars!”

Eric: Well actually the game is going to be more widely available than the…

Micah: Exactly. But see sometimes that happens. I mean you could see a Lego Harry Potter station or two being set up around the park even, to test out the game. I could see that happening.

Andrew: So is that all the news this week, Micah?

Micah: That is it. You know, not too much.

Andrew: All right. Yeah well thank you for updating us as always.

Micah: I try.


Chapter-by-Chapter Intro


Andrew: We’re going to try something new this week. We’re not going to go into Muggle Mail. I thought we should try just going straight into Chapter-by-Chapter. We’ll give it a try and see how it goes. To intro Chapter-by-Chapter this week we have another segment intro. This one may be one of my favorites. It’s really clever. It is from Emma and Tom, let’s take a listen.

[Andrew plays the music]

Andrew: It’s time for Chapter-by-Chapter. Duh dun duh dun duh Chapter-by-Chapter, Chapter-by-Chapter. We’re going Chapter-by-Chapter. I love that. I love symmetry, parallels and perpendiculars – the wand chooses the wizard – everything. It’s so cool – it’s not really clear why…

Ben: [as Dumbledore] “It is our choices, Harry, far more than our sexuality that determines who we truly are.”

Andrew: See, that was my point – exactly!

[Laura laughs]

Matt: Good point.

[Clip ends]

Andrew: Da de da de da da da! So there you go. So thank you Emma and Tom for that intro. Clever little mash-up. I like mash-ups. There was a lot of me, Andrew mash-up.

Micah: Yeah, that must have been why I wasn’t paying attention. No, I’m just kidding.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: We can see why you liked it.

Micah: Did you say something about mashed potatoes?

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

MuggleCast 195 Transcript (continued)


Chapter-by-Chapter: “Gryffindor versus Ravenclaw”


Andrew: It was very well produced. Thank you Emma and Tom. So now we’re ready to get into Chapter-by-Chapter. And this week we’re looking at Chapters 13 through 15 of Prisoner of Azkaban. Chapter 13: “Gryffindor versus Ravenclaw.” The chapter opens with Ron who’s visibly and audibly angry at Hermione for Crookshanks’s alleged killing of Scabbers and everyone except Hermione is convinced that Scabbers was eaten by Crookshanks. It’s sort of an awkward atmosphere. So Harry decides to cheer Ron up, he’ll take him down to watch Harry practice Quidditch for the next day’s game, the big Ravenclaw versus Gryffindor match. And he tells Ron, “Look, to cheer you up, you can ride my Firebolt.” And that sort of cheers up Ron. So just before starting the Quidditch practice Harry gets his first introduction to Cho Chang. And who we all know of course is his love interest in Goblet of Fire. And it’s kind of ironic because when Oliver tells Harry about Cho Chang, Oliver says, “I really hoped she wouldn’t be fit.” Which is kind of ironic because Harry hopes Cho Chang fits his relationship bill in the next book. [laughs]

Eric: Which is kind of crazy and Oliver Wood says, “Oh, she’s had a lot of injuries this year. I hoped she wouldn’t be able to play…” But she’s physically sound, just not maybe mentally so. I don’t know I feel like Cho Chang gets a bad wrap in the books. For your first point, Andrew, I just wanted to comment, does Hermione really have a reason to believe that Crookshanks didn’t eat Scabbers. I mean, to be honest, at the end of the previous chapter, there’s a lot of evidence against Crookshanks with the blood and the hair on the bed sheets. I just can’t see, other than Hermione being – I don’t want to say stubborn but…

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: …but you know she’s very emotional about this. Does she have any reason to suspect that Crookshanks didn’t actually eat Scabbers?

Micah: Yeah, I think that’s a great point. I was going to bring up the same thing. I think she is being a bit stubborn here. There’s no question about it. She’s really adamant about the fact that she’s right, and I think even though she is in the long term, it’s just something about her character. I don’t think she can accept the fact of being wrong or that she brought in this animal that killed her best friend’s pet. I don’t think she can bring herself to the reality that that could have happened.

Eric: And so it’s very isolating. I mean, Harry and Ron kind of go off on their own and Hermione – I think the first chapter – I mean the chapter opens up with, “It looked like the end of their friendship.”

Micah: Yeah, it goes along with her know-it-all personality I think, to have that kind of a stance, that, “There’s no way that my pet cat could ever have…”

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: “…done something like that.”

Eric: Yeah. I mean in reality, Scabbers deserves to have been attacked by Crookshanks.

Micah: Yeah, but…

Eric: I mean, if that’s what happened and cats will be cats and you’ve got to expect that kind of thing to happen.

Andrew: So moving along, Harry uses his Firebolt for the first time. It’s described as being able to, “Turn with the lightest touch. It seemed to obey thoughts rather than his grips. Go across the field at such speed that the stadium turned into a green and gray blur.” And I thought that was kind of interesting how Jo described it because it’s very dreamlike.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: “Turned with the lightest touch.” It’s like a segway. “It seemed to obey his thoughts rather than his grips.” It just sounds beautiful.

Eric: It’s cool.

Andrew: Like you want to ride it when you read this description.

Micah: Yeah he’s got a top of the line broom. And I also think it has a little bit to do with how good Harry is.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: I think that plays into it a little bit as well as to how he’s able to compliment this particular piece of sporting equipment. He is the best Quidditch player at least from Gryffindor, and it shows in this particular scene. And I don’t know, the scene – that’s the interesting question – would anybody else be able to take command of a Firebolt and be able to use it the same way Harry does. They say it’s this great broom…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: But I think because of the player Harry is, it just comes naturally to him.

Andrew: Yeah, I think that’s interesting actually and – when you were talking about that I was thinking, “I wonder if Draco were to try this, what would happen then?” I don’t think it would be described this way – probably more in a negative tone. But yeah, Harry and the Firebolt are like a Ying and a Yang – they’re together. They’re as one. “Be one with the Firebolt!” Trelawney would probably say. So the team has a perfect practice and for the first time Oliver has no complaints. Which is awesome! It’s sort of like when Eric has absolutely nothing to say. It’s very rare.

Micah: [laughs] Yes, it is very rare.

Andrew: I’m saying that right now because Eric had to walk away to take care of his dog. So the next morning Harry, in what I believe is sort of a move of arrogance, brings his Firebolt into the Great Hall during breakfast. All right, so he sort of had to bring it in because he was going right up to the Quidditch field right after. All right, but he could have hid it or something, I don’t know. Everyone ‘Oohs’ and ‘Aahs’ at it and Draco asks Harry if he’s sure he can still protect himself against the Dementors. And Harry fights back with an insult about Draco’s Seeker abilities which ends up being a pretty funny moment.

Eric: Yeah, he tells Malfoy that he hopes that [laughs] he can attach some extra arms to it so it can catch the Snitch for him. It’s one of the few candid Harry moments where Harry’s not talking to just Ron or Hermione about how he feels, and Harry actually has to go up against somebody and use his mind. It’s very interesting.

Andrew: So moving along, prior to the game starting Harry sees the Ravenclaw Seeker Cho Chang for the first time. And there’s heavy foreshadowing here. Jo says that Harry noticed, quote: “She was extremely pretty and he felt a slight lurch in the region of his stomach that he didn’t think had anything to do with nerves.” And reading this now you say, “Yeah, Harry’s got a crush on her. That’s kind of cute. Sort of taking his attention away from the game”. But now – if you read this now, having read Goblet of Fire, all you can think of is [sings] “Love, love, love!” [laughs] So it’s kind of nice.

Eric: I don’t suffer from that problem. Do you have that problem Micah?

Micah: What’s that?

Eric: Do you think of, [sings] “Love, love, love”.

Micah: No, no…

Andrew: Why wouldn’t you?

Micah: …that didn’t cross my mind at all when I was reading.

Andrew: Why?

Micah: Well no – definitely there’s a bit of foreshadowing. But the whole – that song didn’t play in my head that you’re talking about.

Andrew: Well I’m sorry! Geez.

Eric: Is it like the Beatles’ “Love”? Or are you talking about…

Andrew: Well, regardless, I saw love and I’m sure our listeners did too. So the game begins and Lee Jordan provides commentary, but keeps veering off point and McGonagall repeatedly yells at him on mic which – it was kind of unprofessional of McGongall to do, but it was very funny to read because McGongall in all caps writing, “AHHH! STOP IT!”

Eric: Yeah. Everybody’s stoked about the Firebolt. Lee Jordan can’t stop talking about it.

Micah: Well Lee Jordan is usually biased though in his commentating abilities, that’s for sure.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: Especially during the later chapter that we’re going to go through with Gryffindor and Slytherin. She’s got her head in the right place though getting after Lee because she wants him to be as impartial as possible.

Eric: It’s a very good thing to have a Gryffindor do the announcing too. Imagine if it were a Slytherin.

Micah: I don’t think it would be entertaining.

Andrew: No it wouldn’t, yeah. But it would be cool to see a teacher commentate like McGonagall or like Dumbledore. I don’t know, it could be kind of funny.

Eric: Or like Trelawney? [Laughs] I have consulted the inner eye!

Micah: Doesn’t Luna take over in the later books?

Eric: Yes.

Andrew: Yeah. She’s not funny.

Micah: She must put people to sleep though. I mean the way her voice is.

Eric: Well she’s got the hat, I think the lion hat keeps everyone awake because it threatens to eat them if they fall asleep.

Andrew: During the match, Harry spots three black hooded figures he believes are Dementors and sends an Expecto Patronum at them and he’s able to conjure a very large one and he doesn’t even think of it, he just sends his spell and goes on his way. Now he does this with a lot of courage and I think partially because as it’s described in the book because he’s got his adrenaline going, but also because quite simply, they’re not Dementors so he’s not really losing any energy because they’re really not Dementors.

Eric: It’s not said what his Patronus is but he hears the sound of hooves. He flies away as he casts this Patronus and something very large erupts, there’s hooves coming out. Harry can’t see what it is and in fact I don’t think he does see what it is until very much later but I’m pretty sure that anyone else can see actually what his Patronus – what form it takes at this point and nobody mentions it to him afterwards except Lupin who says, “That’s quite a Patronus.” So it’s very interesting because you’d think there’d be the whole school walking up to him like, “Why is your Patronus a horse? What’s the deal?”

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: You’d think so. Just like when he speaks Parseltongue and everybody is scared of him.

Andrew: So he captures the snitch shortly after this and after the game learns that they weren’t Dementors, they were actually Malfoy, Crabbe, Goyle, and Marcus. Now a few points about all this. We talked about Harry’s adrenaline, but I think this also sort of taught him a good lesson that if he’s really pumped up and means it, he can do it, he can cast the Patronus. And I was reading the notes about this chapter at the Harry Potter Lexicon and everyone at the stadium – this is a good point. Everyone at the stadium probably sees what shape Harry’s Patronus takes – the stag. So why did Lupin use this as Harry’s security question in Order of the Phoenix? Do you think that was a little…

Eric: Oh!

Andrew: …mistake that Jo made?

Eric: Actually I think that’s probably true – that’s probably a mistake.

Andrew: Yeah. She must have forgotten about it I guess.

Eric: So is it in Order of the Phoenix that he asks him? Because what’s the situation in Order of the Phoenix where he asks him?

Micah: It’s when the Advance Guard arrives at Privet Drive. Lupin asks Harry, what form does his Patronus take?

Andrew: Ah yeah. So yeah I think that was just a little oversight by Jo but that’s okay. Minor thing, minor thing.

Eric: Okay.

Andrew: And finally, my final point about this was what was Malfoy thinking? If he shows up as a Dementor, with his friends obviously some action against those alleged Dementors is going to be taken…

Eric: Yeah, yeah.

Andrew: …probably in the form of a spell because everybody just wants to take them down. And shoot Expecto Patronum at them. So what – I mean…

Eric: He – yeah he is lucky he didn’t get like Diffindo-ed or what’s – what’s the really bad one that Ginny uses and it just disintegrates like walls of prophecies?

Andrew: Yeah, yeah. It’s just ridiculous and I almost feel bad for him….

Micah: Reducto.

Eric: Thanks.

Andrew: …considering how damn stupid it is. So moving along, the Gryffindor students hold a party in their dormitory and though the only one not celebrating is Hermione of course. She tells Harry she has a lot of studying to do and Ron doesn’t want her to join. So when Harry asks Ron about it Ron says he’s not bothered that she’s not sorry. And this upsets Hermione who runs up to her room and I sort of think this is evidence that Ron doesn’t feel very much affection at all for Hermione at this point in their lives because if he did there would be some level of remorse but here there’s just nothing. I mean he loves Scabbers more than he loves Hermione. Yes, you can have affection for your pet but pet versus Hermione, and holding a grudge for this long – I don’t know. It just doesn’t feel right.

Micah: Well I think some of it has to do with the fact that she’s not showing any remorse either. She doesn’t seem to be upset at the fact that Scabbers is gone and that her cat possibly killed him. I mean all the evidence is against Crookshanks in this case which you mentioned earlier so I think part of the problem is that Ron would like to see Hermione possibly admit that for once she may be wrong.

Eric: Yeah. So it’s driven the emotion out of him that she is so steady against the idea. So you’re saying if he does feel anything for – he has to, “be strong” to kind of head her off because she is a know-it-all and she is not admitting at this moment where she killed the thing he loved – his pet.

Micah: Yeah and he aggravates her a number of times throughout the series in this kind of emotional way. We saw what happened in Sorcerer’s Stone when she runs off to the bathroom and gets attacked by the troll. Happens in this book, not as big a consequence. Happens in Goblet of Fire, the night of the Yule Ball. It happens in Half-Blood Prince with everything that goes on with Lavender. So…

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: …he does it a lot and I don’t think he realizes probably until well into Half-Blood Prince that he really does like her.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Well, it’s interesting. It’s a good thing that you brought this up, Andrew, too, because I think what you were saying about Ron not being at that level where he really has deeper feelings that he could put his love for his pet aside and either give her the benefit of the doubt or at least feel bad for her that her pet killed her. Any of those adult feelings is not Ron at this point and I think that you’re very right about that. That’s – it’s kind of slow going for Ron’s emotional maturity.

Andrew: All right. So, as we move along through this chapter, they head to bed and Harry drifts into a dream and this dream is some more foreshadowing. Boy, do I love foreshadowing! Here is the description of the dream from Jo’s writing:

“He was walking through a forest with his Firebolt over his shoulder, following something silvery-white. It was winding its way through the trees ahead, and he could only catch glimpses of it between the leaves. Anxious to catch up with it, he sped up, but as he moved faster, so did his quarry. Harry broke into a run, and he heard hooves gathering speed. Now he was running flat, and ahead he could hear galloping. Then he turned a corner into a clearing and…”

Dream cut. So as Mariana, 23, of Mexico City points out, she wrote in to us about this:

“What happens there is pretty much the Silver Doe scene, isn’t it, and I wonder if Harry is having visions of the future in his dreams.”

And of course she’s right. It’s definitely some foreshadowing towards the end of the book, right, seeing his stag?

Eric: Wait, the – oh, yeah. Is she saying that it’s foreshadowing for the book or foreshadowing a scene out of Book 6 – yeah, Book 7, sorry. Is she saying it relates to the end of this book or that Silver Doe scene in Book 7?

Micah: Well, I guess you could…

Eric: Because…

Micah: You could…

Andrew: I think both.

Micah: Both, yeah. I mean nobody brought up the ending scene in – or one of the ending scenes, as you just pointed out, that’s obviously a tie-in there, too, but I think she’s going for the scene in Deathly Hallows.

Eric: Yeah, because I took this to read he’s trying to find his father, basically. Even – I was thinking earlier in the chapter he casts this Patronus, everybody but him saw it, nobody’s bringing it up to him. He doesn’t know what form his Patronus takes. He doesn’t know the significance behind it yet, either. So I think this whole thing was kind of in search of his own identity, in a way, that he’s twisting through the woods and trying to – looking for his dad as he ends up flat-out doing.

Micah: Right.

Eric: He’s sure that he saw his dad at the other side of the lake by the end of the book.

Micah: Yeah. This is not the first time, though, that we’ve seen this. We saw it in Sorcerer’s Stone. There is a dream Harry has that kind of foreshadows what happens on the Astronomy tower. So…

Eric: It was…

Micah: …it’s…

Eric: Wasn’t he chasing Quirrell’s turban?

Micah: Yeah there was a flash of green light and a high cackling laugh and Draco turned into Snape or something like that.

Eric: Whoa!

Micah: Yeah. There…

Eric: His dreams were a lot more tripier back when he was doing acid.

Micah: Yeah, but if you…

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: …look at what happens [laughs] to Dumbledore on the Astronomy tower, Draco leads the way to Snape, there is a flash of green light and Dumbledore gets killed. So…

Eric: Fascinating.

Micah: Yeah, I think there are a lot in his dreams through out the series.

Andrew: Well…

Micah: It’s a great connection.

Andrew: The reason the dream was suddenly cut off, who knows what else we would have learned in that dream come to think of it, he’s awoken by Ron! Who claims to have seen Sirius over his bed with a knife! And Ron’s panic ends up waking the others in the room. And nobody believes him at first so Ron shows the slashed curtains as evidence of Sirius’s appearance and they head down to the common room and McGonagall shows up, confirms with Sir Cadogan that he indeed let Sirius in! And Sirius had gotten a hold of Neville’s list of Portrait passwords! Now what’s the deal here? Couldn’t Sirius just researched this a little better. He’s walking around, all the kids are asleep. He had plenty of time to see which bed was Harry’s. Don’t they have suitcases right by their beds with their initials on them?

Eric: [laughs] Well, he wasn’t looking for Harry.

Andrew: Wasn’t he…

Eric: Remember he was actually – he got the right bed. Because he was looking for Scabbers. Peter Pettigrew.

Andrew: Oh, right.

Eric: He was expecting Scabbers to be under Ron’s arm or something. So he had the right bed, it’s just Scabbers was presumed dead at that point.

Andrew: Still though. Very unprofessional for Sirius. You wouldn’t just go in…

Eric: Oh yeah, you wouldn’t…

Andrew: …and wake Ron up.

Eric: Oh, absolutely.

Andrew: That was a bit silly. He’s not the smartest guy.

Eric: He should have gotten Crookshanks to get the rat, drag him out somewhere where he could kill it. Like somewhere where he can have some privacy at least. I mean what do you think he was going to do? Stab the rat and walk away?

Andrew: Yeah. That would be way too easy.

Eric: The other thing I want to mention is, Sirius is very emotionally driven. He’s still unstable at this point. Because he doesn’t know if Harry would ever really know the truth about his innocence. At this point he is really unstable, all he wants is revenge, to commit the crime he was imprisoned for, da da da da da da. So all he is trying to do is to kill Pettigrew at this point. He’s very emotional. He’s not thinking things through.


Chapter-by-Chapter: “Snape’s Grudge”


Andrew: All right, lets move on to Chapter 14: “Snape’s Grudge.”

Eric: Sirius Black’s attack on Hogwarts brings higher security! Professor Flitwick is teaching the front doors of Hogwarts to recognize a picture of Sirius. [laughs] I wonder what else the front doors of Hogwarts can learn how to do. Like, I don’t know, play Black Jack…

Andrew: Tap dance.

Eric: Tap dance.

Andrew: Cook.

Eric: Cook. Yes, the front doors.

Andrew: That is pretty funny how they can – he can teach the front doors to recognize a picture of Sirius.

Eric: I bet they tell awesome jokes!

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. And also security trolls are hired to protect the Fat Lady. First of all, Sir Cadogan is fired, because even though there was a whole list of passwords, da da da da da, Cadogan is just not fitting the bill. They expertly restore the Fat Lady and she is now being guarded by trolls. Also, nobody is allowed to give Neville the password. That’s an interesting point I wanted to bring up because it’s kind of – it’s really harsh. Like Neville, you know – Sir Cadogan was making these really ridiculous passwords to begin with. Nobody with a decent memory could remember them easily. And Neville – Professor McGonagall strictly forbids anybody from telling Neville the password. He has to wait until another Gryffindor comes by and lets him in to the common room every time he wants to go in.

Micah: Right. It’s definitely – you feel bad for Neville. There’s no question about it. I mean, he’s been picked on pretty much all throughout the series to this point. The even harsher side of it is that Neville would never have wanted for anything to come of him writing down the passwords in the sense of harming Harry or anybody else. So it’s kind of a double whammy for him.

Andrew: Yeah. And to think that he was putting his friends in danger.

Micah: Right.

Andrew: I mean, that must be horrible. And it’s just in his character to be forgetful like that and to be clumsy like that, so he really can’t change. [laughs] It’s sad. I mean, he does strengthen throughout the books, and of course, Book Seven when he ends up taking on a leadership role.

Eric: Yeah, would you argue it’s as a result of this kind of stuff? Where he’s like, “I need to do the right thing for everybody”?

Andrew: Yeah. I’m sure it helped him a bit. I think…

Eric: Build inner character.

Andrew: I mean, all these kids are still young at this point in Prisoner of Azkaban, so it’s not surprising that a kid would be forgetful but at the same time, Neville takes it to a new extreme.

Eric: [laughs] That’s true…

Micah: Well, he is bested by a cat.

[Everybody laughs]

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Neville, yeah, is bested by – I wonder if Trevor had anything to do with the list of missing passwords.

Micah: No, I don’t think so.

Eric: Maybe Sirius the dog is – no? No. Okay. Well, those are the two main security things that is mentioned – the three main security things. Nobody is talking to Neville. They have somebody guard the Fat Lady and the front doors can now recognize a picture of Sirius. I don’t know, [laughs] do you think any of these measures would work, though? Because we know first of all that…

Micah: No.

Eric: …Sirius isn’t using the front doors.

Micah: Exactly.

Eric: And the interesting – especially after later on in this chapter, which is actually about Snape, and it’s called “Snape’s Grudge”, this chapter. We actually learn that Lupin – we find the Marauder’s Map, Lupin finds it. He knows about all these passageways in and out of Hogwarts, and he hasn’t come forward to Dumbledore. He still hasn’t come forward to Dumbledore – I know we got a Muggle Mail, too, about Sirius Black being an Animagus…

Micah: Yeah. Let’s just clear that up right now so we don’t have to go through the e-mail later. I made a mistake on last week’s show saying that Dumbledore should have been aware of Sirius in dog form because he knew about all of these guys being Animagi during their time at Hogwarts when in fact we find out later on in the book that that’s not true. So Lupin was actually keeping this information from Dumbledore.

Eric: So Lupin is kind of – I mean, this really brings the question up to Lupin because at this point a student like – Lupin doesn’t know Sirius is innocent and he continues to not know until a few chapters from now. And the fact that Sirius was seen with a knife over Ron, presumably with a knife over Harry, Lupin doesn’t want Harry to come to any harm. Why at this point – a knife over a student in the Gryffindor common room – would he not come forward with this? That Sirius is actually a dog at times and knows all these extra passageways that even Filch doesn’t know about?

Micah: Yeah. I think this is a huge mistake on Lupin’s part. And I know clearly he has a very good idea of how Sirius could be getting into Hogwarts. So it really makes you wonder why knowing Lupin’s character and Lupin himself even thinking that Sirius was responsible for what happened to the Potters, that he wouldn’t come forward and say something, that he wouldn’t reveal information about the castle that’s absolutely vital to protecting the students.

Eric: It seems, too, if Lupin did come forward, not only would there be no book, et cetera – it’s a common thing to say – but that actually seems like that would probably effectively stop any more attempts on Sirius gaining entry to the castle. That said, Sirius doesn’t really break back into the castle after this time. I mean, everything else happens more or less on the grounds and/or out of Hogwarts. So regardless, the next morning, Ron is more popular than Harry for the first time ever, it is said. Ron is retelling the story of how he woke up and there was Sirius Black, the mass-murderer, crazy, dirty-haired and Ron’s really more popular now, so he loves telling the story, et cetera. But privately, to Harry, they really wonder why Sirius Black didn’t just kill Ron. Once he found out that he had the wrong bed or whatever, why didn’t he just get rid of Ron and move on to, clearly, his intended target of Harry. So they’re starting to piece together that something is just not quite right with this whole thing because Harry mentions that he has no problem killing innocent people. He killed those thirteen Muggles on that crowded street a while ago, you know. I mean, what’s the deal? So Harry and Ron are kind of starting to piece things together at this point. There’s definitely something odd about what happened – it’s just crazy.

Andrew: Yeah, it should start becoming more clear now. I mean, you’re not killing Ron. It’s like, hello!

Eric: Ron and Harry do go to Hagrid’s, and they see his ugly purple suit, and he reminds them that Buckbeak’s trial is coming up. It’s interesting, he mentions that they’re going to go to London to hear the case, but he doesn’t mention the Ministry of Magic. But I wanted to say, obviously they’re going to the Ministry of Magic to hear the case, right? The same way Harry went to trial…

Andrew: Probably, yeah.

Eric: …in Book Five. I mean, he says, “We’re going to London to hear it,” and he’s wearing a suit. It just seems like it would be the same place. So it’s interesting that the Ministry of Magic is not specifically mentioned by Hagrid, whereas in Book Two he’s like, “Oh, not Azkaban Prison!” We know where he’s going. So I don’t know, it’s just that he’s emotional. It doesn’t really matter. Hagrid actually says that Hermione has helped prepare the case for him. Ron and Harry kind of feel bad about not helping Hagrid and he actually makes them feel really bad about Hermione and about treating Hermione badly because he tells Ron that she really cares about Scabbers and everything.

Andrew: It’s really cool, though, actually, seeing that Hermione helped him out. It was really nice and totally a perfect match.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: You know, Hagrid obviously isn’t capable of getting that stuff together, so Hermione is sort of the lawyer for him.

Eric: It’s a shame [laughs] – it’s a shame they’re so biased against Hagrid…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: …because apparently she dug through cases and found good bits in which people like Malfoy were stupid gits, and…

Andrew: Yeah, I’m sure she did a great job!

Eric: …deserved what they got, and – yeah, I’m sure it was really cool. So actually, there’s a Hogsmeade weekend coming up. They finish up with Hagrid and they find out there’s a Hogsmeade weekend. This is getting into the heart of the chapter here, “Snape’s Grudge”. Neville – Harry says goodbye to Ron, pretends like they’re not about to see each other in fifteen minutes, and Harry goes to the statue of the One-Eyed Witch, grabs his Invisibility Cloak, because he does want a little extra protection – things are kind of getting scary at Hogwarts. And lo and behold, Neville finds him and says, “Hey, Harry!” and Harry has a difficult time shaking Neville. But before he can even shake Neville, Snape finds both of them and sends them to Gryffindor Tower. So here’s Harry, he wants to go to Hogsmeade to hang around, check out Zonko’s for the first time, and Snape finds them right outside the One-Eyed Witch statue and he kind of lingers after Harry and Neville go up to Gryffindor Tower. He lingers around the One-Eyed Witch statue, prodding it, trying to get it to do stuff, seeing if there’s any significance to where they were “meeting”. He seemed to think they were “meeting”. So I just thought that was interesting. Snape obviously with his bias, doesn’t put anything past Harry and guesses correctly so that Harry is up to no good.

Micah: Well, he does have the ability to read minds. I mean, I think it probably extends beyond the Legilimency that we see him use against Harry in Order of the Phoenix. I think obviously, Harry would have felt the mind penetration if it was as effective as it was in Order of the Phoenix, but I still think Snape has that ability to casually read minds and to know what Harry’s up to. So I think that plays a little bit of a role in it.

Eric: Yeah. Especially later when there’s – I’ll get into that in a minute. Harry and Ron do go to Hogsmeade, they visit the Post Office where smaller owls are labeled “Local Deliveries Only” and I just remembered, throughout the series, having smaller owls only able to travel so far, et cetera. It’s beautiful that she’s done this.

Andrew: That’s so cute, “Local Deliveries Only.” [in British accent] “This little owl can only go local!”

Eric: [laughs] Poor little owl!

Andrew: “State the zip code, please. Postal code.”

Eric: Yeah, exactly. Little owls for little deliveries and big owls for transcontinental…

Andrew: I’d want a local delivery owl.

Eric: I think it’s – yeah, a little one.

Andrew: Yeah. [giggles]

Eric: With tiny little…

Andrew: All right.

Eric: Yeah. They go to the Shrieking Shack, actually. Harry and Ron go to the Shrieking Shack, and we’re reminded that it’s the most haunted dwelling in Britain. What is J.K. Rowling – here’s my note here – what is she saying about this? Because it’s been hyped up that the most haunted dwelling in Britain is actually in Hogsmeade – it’s the Shrieking Shack – but we know from later in the book there’s actually nothing haunted about the Shrieking Shack. It’s actually all a ruse that Dumbledore concocts so that Remus Lupin would have had a safe place to stay when he transformed into a werewolf. He’s got the Hogwarts ghosts all talking about it, saying there’s a rough crowd that lives there, which they’re not lying about the Marauders, but at the same time they’re really hyping this up, the Shrieking Shack. Do you guys think – what do you guys think about this? Because it’s the most haunted building in Britain but it’s not haunted at all.

Andrew: Well, I mean – what do you mean, what do I think of it?

Eric: I don’t know, I think…

Micah: Well, it isn’t the most haunted building in London. Isn’t the Tower of London – or am I wrong there?

Eric: Yeah, I would say so. The dungeons of the Tower of London, I would say.

Micah: Something like that, yeah. So I don’t know. It’s weird to me, though, that it got passed of as the most haunted place in Britain because Lupin was only there for four years. So unless he used that as a place of refuge post-Hogwarts – I don’t remember if that was the case or not, but…

Eric: That’s a good point.

Micah: If it’s only “haunted” for four years, that’s a little difficult for me to buy into. But again, if it’s one of those things where it gets passed on from generation to generation, from student to student, about how haunted it is, I’m sure Dumbledore can conjure a few spells to make it sound haunted.

Eric: To make it sound haunted?

Andrew: Yeah, that’s a good point.

Eric: Well, even – I figured with Aberforth being in the Hog’s Head also being on the Hogsmeade side of things to further perpetuate rumors. But like you said, they only really needed it for four years – or sorry, seven years – whenever Remus came. I think it was in his third year, so four years, yeah. Whenever he came to Hogwarts, they only needed it for four years, so perhaps they could have said about it being haunted around the time and then it could have died off. Or maybe, you know, they planted the Whomping Willow there, too, just for that particular reason. So it’s very interesting to say if they ever needed it again and they have that ruse, of course. So I thought that was interesting. Now we get into the heart of the chapter which has so many subplots, I’m just going to skip right through. Malfoy shows up, he starts taunting Ron. Harry, who’s still under the Invisibility Cloak, hits Malfoy with mud – it’s actually described as sludge. It’s green, I don’t know. Hits Malfoy and Crabbe and Goyle. It’s actually better in the book than it is in the movie, I think. I think in the movie, doesn’t he pull their pants down or something?

Andrew: Yeah, well, it was snow, first of all. I mean, that’s one of the biggest differences.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: I did like the snow idea, it made it – I guess it was more visually pleasing…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Compared to the mud, it would have just been nasty.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: So the snow was a little nice touch, I thought.

Eric: Yeah. So okay, I just have it here that basically Malfoy – I think it’s Crabbe or Goyle trip over Harry and for a split second Harry’s head is visible, kind of like in Book Six…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: …on the train. But Malfoy knows that Harry’s there and immediately storms off to the castle, and the problem is that Harry has actually got to put the Cloak back on and try and get to Hogwarts before Malfoy does. The problem is that Harry is going through some underground passageway, he’s very pressed for time. He has to run back, he goes through the passageway, ends up in the same hallway where Snape found him earlier. Outside the One-Eyed Witch statue, Snape finds him again at the same spot and basically it’s a very tense moment because Harry knows that Malfoy has actually beaten him back to the castle and told Snape – went directly to the head of his House, Snape, who has a grudge against Harry and told him about Harry being in Hogsmeade when he shouldn’t be. So this is the heart of the chapter. It’s a very tense few pages in which everything relies on exactly what people say and when they say it. So Snape supposes that Harry was in Hogsmeade and he doesn’t believe that Ron got his Zonko’s stuff a while ago. He talks about James Potter, and this is Snape, textbook Snape – guilt, anger about James Potter and his arrogance. He actually – he does have a point here, though. Because he brings up that all these people care about Harry’s safety, and he just completely ignores that. I mean, Harry’s being kind of careless. Lupin lays it on a little bit heavier, but it’s the same deal. It means a lot when Lupin tells it, but it doesn’t mean anything when Snape’s telling it to Harry because Snape is going about it the wrong way. He’s saying that his father was so arrogant, et cetera, et cetera. And Harry actually brings up the story that we heard in Book 1 about how one time James Potter saved Snape’s life. Unfortunately, Snape is able to turn that against Harry even further and make him feel worse, because he says that James Potter was only saving his own skin. So he’s no hero, he’s still the arrogant loser that everybody thought was so special but he wasn’t, et cetera.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: I…

Andrew: And this is…

Eric: Harry and Snape get into it really deeply right here.

Andrew: Yeah, I Was going to say this is the first time they get into this deep sort of thing, where we’re learning about Snape’s interaction or relationship with James. And it was interesting, and it was also kind of sad because Harry’s seeing that James wasn’t this perfect person. I mean, I don’t know if Harry ever saw him as a perfect person, but he did regard him highly. And here’s Snape talking trash on him, and his dad can’t defend himself, and he’ll never hear the truth really. He may hear other stories from other people, but here’s Snape who’s putting a negative light on his dad, and it must suck.

Micah: It’s kind of interesting to me though, too, that Snape has a problem with Harry because he sees so much of James from a negative standpoint. Sirius has that problem from a positive standpoint.

Andrew: Yeah. Good point.

Eric: That’s a really good point. Sorry, I smiled.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: You don’t have to be sorry.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Let’s all bask in the glory of Micah’s good point. [laughs]

Eric: Yeah! You’re totally right. And I remember reading this for the first time, and this was the chapter – this is the chapter that’s dedicated to Snape. I’m sure – was there one or two chapters already dedicated just to Snape? I mean, like “The Potions Master” in Book 1…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: But this is “Snape’s Grudge”. This is…

Andrew: Yeah, this is deep Snape. This is…

Eric: Reading this, and I felt that Snape was a horrible – like a villain. Not as much as I felt about Umbridge, but I could tell that Snape – this is when I knew that, as I’m sure everybody else did, that Snape was going to be a really pivotal role, I think. Just because he and Harry directly go at it. They’re like equals, even though…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: …Snape is the older.

Micah: But Snape behaves like a child. That’s the thing.

Eric: That’s true, too, but not – I think Snape has – Snape just has a way about him. Snape asks Harry to turn out his pockets, and Harry – and he finds the map, and he can’t get it to read anything until he shouts at it and says, “I demand you tell me your secrets! I, Severus Snape, da da da.” Okay, so the map – [laughs] – this was hilarious in the book. You guys all remember first reading this. This is unbelievable. Do you think that Snape recognizes the names, though? Because – after he can’t get the map to do much, he calls Lupin. And Lupin’s like, “Well, I don’t know what the map is. Clearly a Zonko’s product. You found it with his other stuff.” And I guess – Snape reacts weirdly. Because he asks Lupin, “Do you think he got it directly from the manufacturers?” He’s talking about Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, and it’s interesting because just how Snape behaves, it sounds like he recognizes that Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs were the nicknames of the Marauders. It just seems like he should know, but he kind of holds off on elaborating on whether or not they were actually – Remus was the one who actually called himself Moony. It’s just so interesting because old school friends, and you’ve got this Marauder’s Map that is in the middle of them. It’s a very emotionally charged chapter to begin with, and then you have these old school memories.

Andrew: Yes. Yeah. It’s very funny reading the responses too, on the map.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: [laughs] Very well written.

Eric: Yeah. So actually, Lupin – they do – Lupin’s able to get Harry and Ron, with the help of Ron, out of Snape’s hair for this time, but he does tell him that he’s confiscating the map. He says, “I know it’s a map. I know who made it. I know these people.” He says they met at some point. And he says that Lupin – he says that the map was confiscated by Filch a long time ago.

Micah: But you know what? Lupin here is so full of you-know-what, because…

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: …he knows, number one, that Sirius knows the map anyway. So it wouldn’t be any sort of an aid in the hands of Sirius Black.

Eric: That’s – actually, that’s very true. The point from the beginning of this chapter – why hasn’t Lupin told Dumbledore about all these secret passageways him and Sirius both know about – it comes to a head here, because know he’s trying to make Harry feel like crap. Yet, like you say, Micah, he already knows the passageways.

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: So…

Micah: So the password list is, in fact, more dangerous than the map is.

Andrew: [laughs] How ironic. [laughs]

Eric: The only thing is Harry and Ron feel horrible. Ron even tries to cheer Harry up walking up the steps, and nothing’s really working. And to top it all off, they get to the top of the stairway and Hermione says that Hagrid and Buckbeak lost their trial.

Andrew: Noooooo! All right, next chapter.

Micah: Yeah. Pretty much that.

Eric: [imitating Harry] “He was their Hippogriff!”

[Andrew laughs]

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Chapter-by-Chapter: “The Quidditch Final”


Micah: So yeah, we get moving to the next chapter, “The Quidditch Final,” and we really move away from the story that we have been talking about, sort of the Marauder backstory. And as Eric mentioned, we learn that they’ve lost their trial and that Buckbeak has been sentenced to be executed. According to Hagrid, the committee is in Lucius Malfoy’s pocket. And this is not really the first time that we see his influence of power. In Chamber of Secrets he’s responsible for getting Hagrid sent to Azkaban and Dumbledore removed from power. In Order of the Phoenix, he develops this deep relationship with the Minister of Magic, and you can tell that he’s really influencing him. So – interesting to see that Malfoy has this power, and it’s sort of laying the groundwork for what he’s going to do later on in the series.

Andrew: Definitely. It wasn’t fun to read, either, just knowing that he has this much influence. It’s just sad.

Eric: [sighs] Yeah.

Andrew: And definitely a sign of how things at the Ministry are, too, not just a sign of things to come with Lucius, but the Ministry just being swayed by him.

Micah: Right.

Eric: Yeah, by Fudge as an incompetent…

Andrew: By a Death Eater.

Eric: …leader.

Micah: Yeah, and I think this was a sort of nod, in a way, to maybe how J.K. Rowling feels about the political system…

Andrew: Oh, definitely.

Micah: …and how politicians can get paid off. So that’s just kind of another interesting thing there. But one thing that we didn’t mention – and this goes back to what we were talking about in the first chapter with Ron and Hermione – Ron actually goes ahead and agrees to help with the appeals process for Buckbeak. And this, of course, makes Hermione very happy. So you have sort of that reunion there. Sort of a powerful moment, I guess.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: So they end up leaving Hagrid’s after learning about the execution, and they go up to the castle. And Hermione and the rest of them encounter Draco, and Draco’s making light of Hagrid’s situation. And, of course, this is the scene in the films that a lot of people like, where Hermione punches Draco…

Andrew: Right.

Micah: …but in the book, she slaps him.

Andrew: Right.

Micah: A little bit different. But the point is made nonetheless.

Andrew: Pleasing, either way you read it. Slap, punch, kick.

Micah: Did you guys worry here at all, that there would be a little bit of retribution on Draco’s point? Maybe he would cast a spell against her, do something to her? Maybe not then, but later on.

Eric: In the movie I think he should have, because she punched him straight in the face. [laughs]

Andrew: But in the movie, he comes off as the scaredy-cat, so…

Micah: Yeah, I think he was shocked.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: I think he was legitimately surprised that that happened. And I guess it’s probably not so good to have to talk about getting punched in the face by a girl.

Eric: Well that’s the interesting – even in the movie, when she has her wand out at him, that’s when she can do the most damage.

Andrew: Oh, yeah.

Eric: And he’s scared, and he should be.

Andrew: Exactly.

Eric: But then she punches him, and it’s like, “Well, okay.”

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: But when she slaps him in the book, it was, like you say, it was a very intense moment. Hermione obviously, you know – slapping Draco for being such a douche.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: But girls can slap guys, guys can never slap a girl. And as messed up as Draco is, I think he still keeps that moral, at least.

Micah: Yeah, that’s a good point. So they end up going off to class. Hermione steps aside for a minute, and then she never shows up to Charms. I think what is probably the only time when Hermione is at Hogwarts she ends up missing a class, which Harry and Ron find out about a little bit later on, and it describes her as having “bags under her eyes, like Lupin.” And I thought that was another little bit of another hint towards Lupin’s condition, I guess you could say. That’s revealed later on in the book, so another little subtle hint.

Eric: Hermione’s turning into a werewolf.

Micah: Yeah, a little bit of a subtle hint there. And then all three of them go off to Divination, and this is kind of the showdown between Hermione and Professor Trelawney. And I wanted to know, is this a result of her being tired and agitated, or just not believing a thing Trelawney has to say, or both? Because…

Andrew: Both!

Micah: I guess I should say, they get into it because Trelawney sees the Grim again, and Hermione’s fed up with it.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: So, you think it’s both?

Andrew: Yeah, because these past few chapters, Hermione’s been having a horrible time! [laughs]

[Eric laughs]

Micah: That’s true.

Andrew: So it’s sort of been a build-up, and…

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: ..also, obviously, we’ve heard Hermione say how crazy she thinks Trelawney is, so yeah. I think definitely both.

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: Yeah, Hermione’s missing it. You know, she forgot to go back in time and retake that class. I think it’s definitely both. And she finally got her friends back. And here’s Trelawney making Harry – for no other reason than her own prestige – making Harry feel like he’s going to die again. Hermione’s had enough, so she storms out.

Micah: Well, I also think it has something to do with what Trelawney called Hermione. She said that she was somebody whose mind is “so hopelessly mundane.” And in this day and age, I don’t think a teacher would get away with saying something like that to a student.

Andrew: No!

Eric: That’s mudslinging, though. That’s like – yeah. You’re right, but at the same time it’s one – never mind. Just edit out what I said.

Micah: So, the question that follows that is kind of similar to the one that I coming into it: Does Hermione leave the class more so because Trelawney insults her personally, as opposed to her just not really putting any faith into Divination?

Andrew: Both, again.

Micah: You think it’s both?

Andrew: Yeah, I mean… [sighs]

Eric: It’s a subject, it had to be breaking her heart. Or – most people, in order to make a Horcrux need to kill somebody, because that splits your soul? I think Hermione – I think that split Hermione’s soul, leaving a class. I think that’s what happened.

Micah: Yeah. Well, I think a lot of her not believing in Divination is legitimate and also has a lot to do with McGonagall, but that might be something to discuss at a later time.

Eric: Yeah, mhm.

Micah: So we learn a little bit more about Trelawney’s predictions as it’s pointed out that around Easter “one of our number will leave us forever,” and that did end up coming true with Hermione leaving the class.

Andrew: And which student points that out in the book? I forget who it was. But she goes like…

Micah: I think it’s Lavender.

Andrew: She goes “Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!” [laughs]

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: No, you may have made that mistake before. You said it was Lavender when it was Parvati, so I’m just going to guess it was Parvati.

Micah: It wasn’t me who said that.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: I think it was you.

Eric: Oh. Was it – was it me?

Micah: I don’t know. Anyway…

Eric: No, actually, you’re right, you’re right.

Micah: The point I wanted to bring up about the Grim though, Andrew just mentioned it before, but despite her sort of sub-par reputation, Trelawney’s not off base. She’s seeing Sirius Black.

Eric: Yeah. The…

Micah: So she’s not really that bad of a Seer, despite the reputation that she has.

Eric: Right. Exactly. She misinterprets – she sees the signs, but she misinterprets them. It’s like – it’s an interesting character flaw to have, where everybody thinks it’s the Grim, they’re actually just seeing a black dog. The Grim is a black dog, but a black dog is not necessarily the Grim. And she’s seeing Sirius Black, and Sirius Black is gaining entry to the castle and I mean, if Trelawney could crack the case, she would learn that Sirius was an Animagus far before Lupin ever came around and started telling Dumbledore.

Micah: Right.

Eric: You know, you should could have been the right hand…

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: And for the record, it was Lavender who said that. I just looked it up. Who said “Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!”

Eric: Oh, okay.

Micah: All right, I win.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: So anyway, the tensions around Hogwarts start to rise as the final Quidditch match of the year draws closer, Gryffindor versus Slytherin. And I wanted to ask you guys, did you have similar experiences in high school and college with these sporting events? You know, maybe you’re playing a rival coming up and the school just kind of really gets into it and all you talk about is beating your cross-town rival or your conference rival, whatever it may be.

Andrew: Yeah, but I mean the way they sort of take it to – I don’t know, maybe I just was in the wrong school, but they take it to new levels in Hogwarts, it’s just very intense.

Eric: [laughs] When there’s only four…

Micah: Well it’s a bit like soccer over there, right, or football as they call it over in England, so they’re very passionate about the sporting sides of things. Harry wakes up early in the morning of the Quidditch match, and he sees Crookshanks out the window, talking to a gigantic shaggy black dog. And he asks the logical question, if Crookshanks could see the dog too, or talk to the dog, how could it be an omen of his death? And why didn’t he tell anyone?

Eric: Why didn’t Harry tell anybody that he has now seen…

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: Is that what your question is?

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: Yeah. It’s very – people have had this disambiguation where it’s like – I don’t know if that’s the right term, but where they mistake the Grim for the dog, and now he sees Crookshanks can see it too. I think he is still trying to figure it out. Why didn’t he tell anybody? That’s a good question.

Andrew: He likes to…

Eric: I don’t know.

Andrew: …keep these things to himself. We always wonder why he didn’t say this to anyone, or why he didn’t say that. He just likes to keep stuff to himself.

Eric: And when it deals with his own well-being, he kind of tries to figure it out on his own.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: So, we get to the morning of the Quidditch match now, and they are down at breakfast. And Harry ends up blushing when he sees Cho Chang, and she wishes him good luck before the match. And this goes back to what Andrew was talking about in his chapter with a little bit of the foreshadowing of the relationship that is to develop between the two of them. And then we get into the actual match, and this is really one of the only books where we get Quidditch as intense as it ever…

Eric: Described.

Micah: …is. Yeah.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: Throughout…

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: …the course of the series – I mean, because I think – we have Gryffindor play all three other houses, and it’s described in detail: first with Cedric Diggory, then with Cho Chang, now with them playing against Slytherin. So, this is just a dirty match across the board, and it’s just one of those games – like, if you watch a football game on T.V. that is just – I know the weather wasn’t terrible in this match, but if it’s raining hardcore and the field is a mess, and they are hitting each other after they are done tackling. And it’s really one of those rivalry, grind-out games. That’s exactly what this match up was like.

Eric: Hmmm. So…

Andrew: Yeah, it was…

Eric: …who wins…

Andrew: …fun to read.

Eric: …Micah?

Micah: Who wins? Gryffindor…

Eric: Yeah, who wins?

Micah: …wins, of course.

Andrew: Yaaay! And that wraps up Chapter-by-Chapter for this week. I think we have about three more episodes worth of Chapter-by-Chapter segments for Prisoner of Azkaban. And then we’ll be just about around our 200th episode, and it will be a fun time.

Eric: That’s awesome!


The MuggleCasters’ Patronuses


Andrew: Yeah. So, last week we were talking about – or last episode, we were talking about Patronuses. We asked people to send in their responses, what Patronuses they think we would all be. Jake, 13, sent in a few. He says I would be – I would have an ugly caterpillar, which I have no idea where that comes from.

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Andrew: But I guess these ideas [laughs] get a little weirder. Micah, he thinks you would have a bull.

Micah: All right.

Andrew: You are pretty bullish, I agree with that.

Eric: Bull Patronus? That’s kind of cool.

Andrew: Eric, you would have a sphinx.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: A ‘phinx.’ How do you pronounce that? Sphinx?

Eric: Sphinx.

Andrew: Sphinx.

Eric: Sphinx.

Andrew: Sphinx. Jamie would have a beaver. [laughs]

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Which I guess makes sense. Ben, an RPG. What’s an RPG?

Micah: I don’t…

Eric: Isn’t it…

Micah: …know. Role-playing…

Andrew: I think…

Micah: …game?

Andrew: …role-playing game.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, I… [laughs]

Eric: I think it’s also – isn’t it like a machine gun, or something?

Andrew: Oh, maybe.

Eric: Wait, google…

Andrew: Someone look it up.

Eric: …to find RPG.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Keep going.

Andrew: Nick would have a fox. Laura would have a bunny. Ahhh! Matt [laughs] would have a tiger. I like this one. Mikey would have a leprechaun. [laughs] And listeners would have an iPod. Awww, that’s kind of a clever idea because we are the Patronus! Ya!

Eric: [laughs] Oh, okay. A rocket-propelled grenade.

Andrew: Oh! Well…

Eric: Or Radar Product Generator. It’s the computer in the NEXRAD system that receives polar-coordinate base radar data from the RDA and processes these data into end-user products.

Micah: Either one.

Andrew: Yeah, I think we’ll go into the grenade. Some more submissions from Valerie, 20, of College Park, Maryland:

“Micah, an owl because of his knowledge.”

I think that is accurate.

Eric: That is really cool. Mr. Owl!

Andrew: Eric, you would have a squirrel, if Valerie were to decide for you, because you are clever.

Eric: Hmmm.

Andrew:

“I was considering a fox, but they are too harsh. Andrew, would have a cat. Persistent.”

Didn’t I say ‘cat’ last week?

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: Or little…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: …kitty cat? Yeah. “Meow!”

“Jamie would have a dog for loyalty. Laura would have a cheetah or a lioness because she is fierce yet sweet.”

Micah: That’s so…

Andrew: And Ben…

Micah: …true. [laughs]

Andrew: I don’t know what Valerie is implying here, but she says that Ben…

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: …would have an elephant!

“Smart, strong, and [laughs] dot, dot, dot.”

Eric: [laughs] Dot, dot, dot.

Andrew: She leaves it…

Micah: Whoa!

Andrew: …at that.

Eric: Who never forgets? I don’t know.

Andrew: Likes peanuts? Does tricks in the circus shows? Ben does tricks in the circus. All right, so thanks, Val, for those. And finally, Rachel, 14 of Stuttgart, Germany:

“I think that Andrew would be a gerbil, Micah would definitely be a lion, and Eric would be a screech owl.”

So, some similar animals, but not all for the same people. Everyone has their different opinions.

Eric: So, who do you think would win, Andrew? Mine or your Patronus if Rachel had her way? The screech owl versus the gerbil.

Andrew: The screech owl. Absolutely.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]


Quote Quiz


Andrew: You would win that one. Time now for Quote, quote quiz, quiz, quiz. This is a very broad one. “Where’s the dog?!”

[Prolonged silence]

Andrew: Hermione. The answer is Hermione.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Page 338, in the paperback American edition.

Micah: That’s great.

[Eric laughs]


Muggle Mail: Sneakoscope


Andrew: Okay, so now it is time for e-mails this week, to wrap up the show. I’ll read the first one from Charlotta, 17 of Scotland:

“Hey guys! First of all, just wanted to say that I’m a huge fan of the show. I’ve been listening for a while and Jamie is my favorite co-host because he is British. Come on the Brits! I’d just like to point something out to you about Scabbers and the Sneakoscope. In Episode 194, you mentioned that the Sneakoscope had gone off twice in Scabbers’ presence, when in fact it had gone off four times! First in Romania when Ron bought it. It kept spinning at the dinner where Fred and George put beetles in Charlie’s soup. Ron keeps Scabbers in his pocket, so it is highly likely that he would be there. Secondly, Ron was trying to send the package to Harry and it kept going off, but he assumed that it was because he wasn’t supposed to use that owl. Scabbers would almost certainly have been there then. You mentioned the last two in Chapter-by-Chapter: on the train, and when Ron kicks Harry’s trunk in an attempt to brutally injure Crookshanks.”

So, thank you for that clarification. It was actually four times, guys.

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: Okay.

Andrew: Micah, can you take the next e-mail from Alex?


Muggle Mail: The Hogwarts Hourglasses


Micah: Next e-mail from Alex, 14 of Boston and he is talking – or maybe she is talking, about the hourglasses. And they say:

“I was listening to recent episodes of your show and you were discussing whether the hourglasses in the Great Hall were in the movies, books, or both. In a recent interview posted on MuggleNet’s news feed, Stuart Craig describes them as, ‘The device for recording house points at Hogwarts isn’t in the books. It’s a background detail that my team came up with. Each house has different colored beads and a marker with their house emblem pointing to their level. It’s always been there in the corner of the Great Hall, but no one ever notices it. It’s our little concete. Apparently when it was first put together, we created a national shortage of beads.’ So, this is Stuart Craig’s insight and I just wanted to clear that up.”

And I think Eric you pointed out – and I was actually just going to say this, that they are in the books. They are in Order of the Phoenix at the end.

Eric: Point is, they are in the books.

Andrew: Right.

Eric: The hourglasses that hold house beads…

Micah: Yes because Harry says he sees them rise in Gryffindor and fall from…

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: …Slytherin or something…

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: …like that.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Eric…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: …next e-mail?


Muggle Mail: Sirius’ Intentions


Eric: This e-mail comes from Stephanie from Chicago. She says, “Sirius’ intentions.”

“Hello MuggleCasters. I just have a quick query/question/comment about ‘Prisoner of Azkaban’ Chapter-by-Chapter. On the last episode, you brought up why or how the teachers knew that Sirius was after Harry. Don’t you think that Snape would have known that Sirius was definitely not a Death Eater considering their past and hatred they shared for one another and the fact that he was best friends with James, Snape’s nemesis? Wouldn’t Snape have something to add to the discussion of Sirius Black? I apologize because I didn’t go back and check the book or anything, but I don’t remember this being addressed at all. I really enjoy the show. Keep up the good work.”

This is an interesting point. What do you guys think?

Micah: I think his hatred would have blinded anything.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Do you think so?

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Because I mean, the reason they picked on Snape at Hogwarts was because Snape was into the Dark Arts. So, you wouldn’t really imagine anybody – any of the Marauders being into the Dark Arts. But…

Micah: No…

Eric: …then again – I mean…

Micah: No…

Eric: …Peter…

Micah: …I’m saying I think though that Snape’s feelings towards Sirius would have blinded any desire to tell the truth.

Andrew: Exactly. Yeah, I completely agree with that. That’s just in Snape’s character.

Micah: Yep.


Muggle Mail: Meaning of ‘Lupin’


Andrew: Lina from Germany writes:

“Dear Eric, I hate to sound nitpicking, but I would like to write to you with a small correction. On Episode 194, you said that ‘Lupin’ meant ‘of the moon.’ In fact, it means ‘like a wolf,’ ‘lupis’ being the Latin word for ‘wolf.’ In addition, Remus was a boy in Roman mythology who was abandoned as a baby and raised by a wolf. But of course, you are right that in any case, Lupin’s name could have given us a clue very early in the book. And believe me, I’m not telling you this in order to make you look stupid. I’m just a bit obsessed with name origins, which are one more proof of J.K.R.’s brilliance. And I’m really happy every time you bring them up. Love, Lina.”

So…

Eric: Okay.

Andrew: Eric, you don’t…

Eric: I wrote a response.

Andrew: …have to be offended, you know. She did say…

Eric: Oh no, no, no, I’m not offended at all. But I did write a letter in response…

Andrew: What did you say?

Eric: …and I’m actually just going to read that. And I said:

“Dear Lina, thank you for your Muggle Mail. You are right, of course. ‘Lupin,’ ‘wolf-like,’ and Remus being one of the two founders of Rome raised by a wolf. Although, as you point out, my point was the same. I was mistaken, and I do very much appreciate the correction. It is ‘Luna’ whose name means ‘of the moon’ or ‘moonlight’ or is close to the Latin origin, which is ‘luni.’ Correct me again if I’m wrong. And my train of thought stemmed from when Peeves called Lupin, ‘loony Lupin,’ as in, ‘lunar Lupin,’ so that’s why I thought ‘Lupin’ meant ‘of the moon.’ Does the name ‘Lina’ have anything to do with…”

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Eric:

“…being ‘of the moon’ or ‘of a wolf?’ I like that name.”

[Andrew laughs]

Eric:

“I used to work on the Name Origins page at MuggleNet about eight years ago when I first started, but so has everybody else on the staff at one point or another, I am fairly certain.”

Micah: Yeah, it’s true.

Eric:

“Anyway, thanks again for writing. Cheers, Eric, a self-confessed too old for proper letter writing.”

Andrew: So, are you falling for Lina? You seem to be trying to strike up conversation with her in the interest of your personal life.

Eric: I think we need somebody to run Name Origins at MuggleNet, don’t we?

Andrew: [laughs] So…

Micah: Well…

Andrew: …you would like to hire Lina, and you’re also trying to get to know her by asking…

Eric: She’s got…

Andrew: …her about…

Eric: …the passion.

Andrew: …the name origins. [laughs]

Eric: All I’m saying is she’s got the passion.

Micah: Yeah, well – I mean, we need an age though. Verification before he can pursue that any further.

Eric: How old does it say she – oh, she’s from Germany. I mean, things are legal younger there.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: Well, Eric, I hope you two have a great relationship. It would be lovely to see two people meet through MuggleCast and get married.


Clarification on the Last Supper


Micah: One more thing I wanted to bring up because we got a lot of e-mails about this. We mentioned on last week’s show – we were comparing the last supper to J.K. Rowling’s when thirteen dine, the first to rise is the first to die.

Eric: Aye!

Micah: And…

Eric: I remember that.

Micah: …Jesus wasn’t the first to rise. It was actually Judas who betrayed him, and Judas ended up dying first anyway because he committed suicide for betraying Jesus. So, I just wanted to bring that up. A lot of people wrote in about that, as well as the Christmas crackers that we talked…

Eric: Ooh…

Micah: …about…

Eric: …what did they say…

Micah: …on last week’s…

Eric: …about those?

Micah: …show. We – look through your e-mail. There’s about 50 e-mails…

Eric: Okay.

Micah: Different…

[Eric laughs]

Micah: …pictures of Christmas crackers.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: They couldn’t believe that we’d never heard of these things before…

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Micah: …or at least some of us. So, come on, guys. Give us a break. But yeah – I mean, we have great listeners. They send in all types of feedback and they correct us when we’re not on top of the game. But yeah, way too many Christmas cracker [laughs] e-mails.

[Eric laughs]


Chicken Soup for the MuggleCast Soul


Andrew: Well, thanks. We really do appreciate all of your feedback and it’s fun to read the e-mails. Finally, one last e-mail today. It’s Chicken Soup for the MuggleCast Soul. We haven’t done one of these in a while. Mad, 16 from the U.K., who probably knows about Christmas crackers:

“Hey guys, it’s actually been a long time since I listened to MuggleCast, so I don’t know if you still do this. But that’s kind of the topic of my chicken soup. Recently, long after drifting somewhat out of the ‘Potter’ fandom, I’ve had trouble in my life that has kept me up at night, unable to shut off my mind no matter how tired I am. Turning to the internet late at night, I suddenly remembered MuggleCast. I downloaded a few old favorites and then went off to bed. Hearing the opening music was like seeing an old friend.”

Let me try that again.

“Hearing the opening music was like seeing an old friend. And your hilarious, clever and wonderfully familiar banter was just the thing I needed to clear my mind and finally get some sleep, as well as entertaining me endlessly when I can’t.”

So, that’s a nice e-mail from Mad. Thank you very much Mad! And actually I should mention, speaking of this, a MuggleCast listener recently sent directly to me a gift. Well, maybe not a gift, but I think she had sitting around her house for a while that she had meant to send to us and finally did. It’s this pickle gun thing and it’s a pickle shooter. And it comes with four tiny pickles – like, plastic pickles. And you load them up and you [laughs] fire them!

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: So, she sent it to me – but she sent it to me also with this very nice letter. Her name is Madeline Collins. Thank you very much, Madeline. Very sweet letter similar to this one. We really love hearing how MuggleCast makes an impact in all of your lives. And we love getting gifts like pickle guns, so…

Micah: You…

Andrew: …thank you.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: …should use real pickles and you should shoot it at passing traffic.


Announcement: Infinitus 2010


Andrew: Well, Micah, I’m going to be seeing you this Summer at Infinitus 2010 to be held July 15th to the 18th in Orlando, Florida at Universal Studios, Orlando. And I plan on bringing the pickle gun…

Micah: You keep…

Andrew: …and…

Micah: …your pickle gun…

Andrew: …shooting it.

Micah: …to yourself.

Andrew: No…

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: …I’m going to sneak up on you and pickle-attack you!

Eric: I think pickle guns are probably not allowed on planes, Andrew. You’re going to…

Andrew: But it is…

Eric: …have to smuggle it.

Andrew: …a toy. I could probably check it. I don’t know. I think that’s a good idea. I’m going to bring it and start doing stuff. Micah, you’re going to be my first target. I’m going to sneak up on you and shoot you in the back of the head.

Eric: Look, where…

[Micah laughs]

Eric: …there is one pickle gun, there has got to be another. [laughs]


Show Close


[Show music begins]

Eric: So, Micah, you should prepare for this. You should find out where she got that gun and…

Andrew: Yeah, we’ll have a pickle duel. So, like I was saying, we will be at Infinitus. Infinitus2010.org. We are doing a live MuggleCast. HPEF also announced that there will be an exclusive party in the park, exclusive to Infinitus attendees. So, in other words, the biggest Harry Potter fans are all going to be gaining – will all gain access to the Harry Potter park all together. No pretend fans. It’s only going to be the best fans, because it is everyone from Infinitus. So, live MuggleCast at Infinitus 2010. Infinitus2010.org is the website. Register. We can’t wait to see you there. We’re also going to be doing a MuggleCast meetup, and Ben and I are actually going to be doing a panel on the impact of Harry Potter in all of our lives. It’s going to be very emotional, I must be honest. It’s going to be very emotional, but it’s going to be very fun.

Eric: Bring your Kleenex…

Andrew: Bring your…

Eric: …to this panel.

Andrew: …Kleenex. I will have mine, as well as some diapers because I may pee myself. MuggleCast.com…

Micah: No, don’t you have the other problem?

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: MuggleCast.com is the website where you can find all the information pertaining to this wonderful podcast that we do. We’re trying to get into a regular schedule now, so you can now expect these episodes to come out every other week. So, you are getting this episode on Thursday, April 1st. Expect the next episode to be released around April 15th. And we want to do that so that you guys can rely on us. You know when the next episode is coming out. Thanks everyone for listening! I’m Andrew Sims.

Eric: I’m Eric Scull.

Micah: And I’m Micah Tannenbaum.

Andrew: We’ll see you next time for Episode 196. Buh-bye!

Micah: Bye!

Eric: Bye!

[Show music continues]

Transcript #194

MuggleCast 194 Transcript


Show Intro


[Intro music begins]

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[“Hedwig’s Theme” plays]

Jim Dale: [as Professor McGonagall] This is Professor McGonagall welcoming you all to MuggleCast hoping you enjoy – Dobby! Dobby, come here! Here! Dobby! [as Dobby] Yes, I’d just like to say how very pleased I am to introduce MuggleCast to all of you! Thank you! Thank you!

[Show music begins]

Micah: Because Jim Dale beats Stephen Fry…

[Audio]: “You bitch!”

Micah: Well, that was highly unprofessional – this is MuggleCast Episode 194 for March 16th, 2010.

[Show music continues]

Andrew: Welcome to MuggleCast Episode 194. It’s a three man show this week, Eric, Micah, and I. Ben and Jamie were going to be on but then they ditched us!

[sobs]

Micah: Well, Ben for a good reason. Jamie, I’m not so sure what happened to him.

Andrew: Jamie literally ditched us.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: I’m going to be seeing him later this week, and I’ll be sure to punch him for all of you.

Eric: He didn’t call. He didn’t write. He just didn’t show up.

Andrew: Yes.

Micah: How are you going to be able to see Jamie this week, Andrew?

Eric: Yeah, what’s up with that?

Andrew: [laughs] I’m going to London in a few days.

Micah: For what?

Andrew: To visit the set of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. It’s very exciting.

Eric: What?

Andrew: Yes. So, yeah, but I won’t be able to say much about it. I’ll be able to write a little report, but I’m excited. It’ll be fun. We’re going to be seeing a really cool scene, and I’ll be able to write a little teaser report afterwards and then the full report will come later this year. So, yeah!

Eric: That’s like what you did with…

Micah: Hopefully.

Eric: Did you do that for Half-Blood Prince? I know you did for Order of the Phoenix.

Andrew: Yeah, yeah.

Eric: And I mean, you got to see the detail that went into Umbridge’s cat dishes.

Andrew: Yeah, they were all about that with Order of the Phoenix. [laughs]

Eric: Hopefully there will be something interesting.

Andrew: Yeah, there should be, hopefully. Hopefully, they’re not giving up at this point, and we’re going to go there, and the place is just a wreck. Sort of like senioritis when nobody cares anymore. [laughs].

Eric: Well, they’re tearing it down afterwards. Didn’t Dan say in an interview that they’re just…

Andrew: I know – well, some of the sets. Not all of them.

Eric: …Oh yeah.

Andrew: So yeah. I’ll probably have more on that on the next episode, but this episode we got some news to catch up on, Chapter-by-Chapter, of course. We got a Favorites segment. Oh! And so much more. I’m Andrew Sims.

Eric: I’m Eric Scull.

Micah: And I’m Micah Tannenbaum.

[Show music continues]

Andrew: Micah, you know, I hate to dwell on this, because I feel like other – every week – or every episode I’m like, “It was a big news week. It was a slow news week. It was a big news week. It was a slow news week,” but this past two weeks was probably the slowest Harry Potter news week [laughs] that we’ve ever seen.

Micah: Yeah, I completely agree with you. It was very, very slow. I mean, all you have to do is go on the site and look at the number of news posts since we released our last episode, and it’s probably about five or six. So…

Eric: Wow! It’s on the same page?

Micah: It’s…

Andrew: There is a four day gap between news items. That’s like a new record for us, I think.

Micah: Yeah, yeah.

Andrew: But that is not a sign of Harry Potter dying down!

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: Because, of course, as we get closer to the film it’s going to explode with news. I mean, we’ll be posting…

Micah: And the park, too.

Andrew: …yeah, the park’s going to be a big news item as well.


News: Jason Isaacs Role in Deathly Hallows


Micah: And Lego Harry Potter. So, there’s a lot that I think will be in the news in the next couple of weeks, but yeah. These last two weeks have been a little bit light. We did have one story which you had posted yesterday where Jason Isaacs brought up the fact that he had a little bit of a limited role in Deathly Hallows, and that…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: …he made a decision that – I don’t know is he questioning that decision now? Because…

Andrew: Well, I think he is jokingly, but…

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: Here. Let’s listen real quick to what he had to say. This was comments he made to BBC Radio 2 the other day.

[Andrew plays the clip]

Interviewer: Can we talk about Potter?

Jason Isaacs: Yeah, yeah. Sure, go on. Absolutely.

Interviewer: Have you finished wrapping up yet?

[Jason Issacs laughs]

Interviewer: No, you haven’t then?

Jason Isaacs: Yeah. No, I have finished. Hopefully, there will be some publicity, and I can maybe get the wig back on again. It was a very sad day for me, day I left. In fact, it wasn’t planned. It was a decision we made about how Lucius should end his bit in the story. We had been leading up to it for a while and David, the lovely director, had kept me in touch with me then. “What are going to do with the end? What are we going to do that’s really great? How will we have a lovely ending?” One day I came up with this thing, and he went “Oh, that’s it! That will be great.” Then we shot some particular bit, but I still had months left to film. I went to the trailer and took my gear off and the first assistant came to see me, went “Jason, we just looked at the schedule and realized that we don’t need you in January, February, or March.”

Interviewer: No!

Jason Isaacs: He went, “Well because that thing you just decided to do means you’re not in that scene, that scene, or that scene.” And I went “I’ve changed my mind! No! I want to stay. Get everybody back!”

[Interview clip ends]

Andrew: So he revealed that David Yates, the director, came to him and said, “How are we going to end your character’s role?” Jason came up with an idea that ended up cutting him out from several scenes. He didn’t kill himself, did he?

Eric: No!

Andrew: He didn’t kill Lucius Malfoy. Then what happened, Eric? What do you think they did?

Eric: I think that they – that Lucius is going to be in the Chamber of Secrets when Ron and Hermione go down there. That’s going to be his end. There’s going to be another basilisk. It’s going to be awesome.

Andrew: [laughs] So he’s going to die?

Eric: Yeah. No, no, no. Not necessarily, but just so he’s obviously trying to get into Hogwarts and all that. So he won’t be in the scenes in the Manor and stuff. So he’ll be conspicuously absent. I just think it means that because of where he is in the scene doesn’t make sense for him to be in the background of other scenes.

Andrew: Maybe.

Eric: I don’t think he’s dead.

Andrew: Yeah, yeah. Of course that is one popular theory being floated around right now because Jason Isaacs is very passionate about this role, but on the other hand, I can’t imagine him coming up with an intricate new theory.

Micah: And I don’t think he would though, that the thing. He’s very true to the books and he loves the stories, so I don’t think he would do anything that’s really too far off of what’s in the books.

Eric: Right. Yes.

Andrew: That’s true.

Micah: But killing off his character? That’s definitely a possibility because this is something that I know a lot of fans of the books worry about is, do the characters get a just end in the movies? And Lucius doesn’t really get that great of an ending. I mean, he kind of just walks off with Narcissa and Draco, and there’s really no story about what happens to him. We know that he doesn’t necessarily turn good, but you know, he kind of eludes all the fighting that’s going on at Hogwarts to save his son.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: And I don’t know if that’s going to be a good enough end for people who have seen him be sort of this evil, sadistic character throughout the course of the movies.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: What do you guys think?

Andrew: I think that’s a good point. But this also makes me wonder – well, first of all, on top of Jason really caring about the role, and these books, David Yates also really cares about these books, so I don’t think he would want to kill him off either. However, this makes me wonder, did he ask other actors how they want to end their roles? Did they just all come up with clever ways to end it? Because I think it would be really cool to see each character have some sort of special ending.

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: By each character, I don’t mean, obviously, every character, but the bigger roles.

Eric: I agree. I mean, I think it’s going to be something akin to the toothpaste gag in Half-Blood Prince. Which, just that, you know – it something that was a strict movie-ism, but it was recurring in the movie, so it had continuity, and it doesn’t really matter, but it’s cool. I mean, many people, I guess, didn’t like it…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: My concern though, in this, though, is what would he have decided upon that would make him miss months of filming. That he wouldn’t be in this scene or that scene or that scene. And it’s all conjecture because we don’t know in what order things were really filmed.

Andrew: Right.

Micah: He could have filmed the ending at the very beginning. So – I mean, the other thing he could have done is switch sides earlier, and sort of betrayed Voldemort in some capacity. I don’t know, but this is really odd. I mean, going back to the point you made earlier, are we going to see the scene where David Thewlis and Natalia Tena get killed? Because that’s not in the books…

Eric: Right.

Micah: …but a moviegoer would need more of that resolution, I think, instead of just seeing them on a table in the Great Hall in passing.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Andrew: Yeah, that would be bad.

Eric: It is interesting. The other thing – we’ve gotten further confirmation in the past few weeks that there won’t be any Hogwarts appearing in the first movie. You know, I’ve speculated at one point that it would be cool to see Neville and all of them going around, not just in a flashback, but sort of concurrently while everybody else is on the road, as a nice detractor. But it was actually – I think it was confirmed – I forget who did it – that we wouldn’t see Hogwarts in Part I. They’re sticking heavily to the book, so it is interesting for Jason Isaacs to say, “Hey, I got to choose how I ended things.” And of course it removed him from certain scenes.

Andrew: Yeah. I don’t know, this should be interesting. When I’m on set next week I’m going to ask him. But I probably won’t be able to tell you because it pertains to Part II, and I can’t talk about Part II until Part II is out.

Micah: Well, you can tell us, you just can’t tell them.

Andrew: I’ll tell you two.

Micah: Them being the listeners.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Yeah. Them listeners. I’ll be like, “Mr. Yates, please don’t tell me. Don’t tell me Lucius is dead.” He’ll be like, “No, no of course not, of course not. That’d be ridiculous. We’d never do such a thing. But we did kill McGonagall.” No! Anyway, what else is going on, Micah?


News: Wizarding World of Harry Potter Competitions


Micah: Well, a little bit of news on the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. There seems to be a lot of contests, as we expected, that are surfacing to give people the opportunity to win a trip down to the Harry Potter theme park when it opens. And Ellen DeGeneres is joining the mix, and she’s looking for die-hard Harry Potter fans.

Andrew: Mhm.

Micah: And we know that she is going to be down there doing a couple episodes from Universal, Orlando, in the coming months. And it may, in fact, be tied in with the opening of the park, or maybe she’s getting a tour, I think it was, even if it’s…

Andrew: Exactly.

Micah: …not going to be fully complete. Who knows exactly what the specifics are going to be, but this is just another great opportunity for people to submit and hopefully win.

Andrew: I’m guessing this is another – what Ellen’s going to do is she’s going to go down there while taping her show and then get a tour of the park, but she’s going to take the Harry Potter fan – the die-hard Harry Potter fan down with her. And then Ellen will walk around and be like, “Oh, what’s this? What’s this?”

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: And the die-hard fan will be like, “Oh, well that is Honeyduke’s. That’s found in Hogsmeade.”

[Eric laughs]

Micah: That’s a great point.

Andrew: So did you guys – I applied for this.

Micah: Did you really?

Andrew: Did you guys? Yeah.

Micah: You’re not precluded in any way?

Andrew: Well, it said kids…

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: …but I don’t think – they didn’t set an age.

Eric: “Do you have a precocious child who knows everything…”

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Eric: “…there is to know?” I read “child”, Andrew, on MuggleNet, and I said, “Darn it, I can’t apply.” That just – it naturally was an exclusion to me.

Andrew: You know what? I did it anyway. Whatever! And there’s a little box that says, “Explain why you would be the best Harry Potter fan.” Because on the form it said if you’re under fourteen, have your parents sign this. But, you know, you don’t have to be…

Eric: Under fourteen.

Andrew: There was no strict age limit. So I said, “Look, I post news on MuggleNet. Ellen, I’ll help you out. When I’m through with you, you’ll be the best Harry Potter fan in the world.” And I left it at that.

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: Well, let’s see – did you really write that?

Andrew: Yeah!

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Well, I put it a little nicer, but I did say that ëI’m part of MuggleNet, and when I’m through with you [laughs] you’ll be the best Harry Potter fan!’

Eric: That’s really awesome, and they have too many contests for kids who like Harry Potter. What about us? We were kids when we liked Harry Potter. I was reading my book for Chapter-by-Chapter, and my paperback book is eight years old, and falling apart.

Andrew: Wow, yeah.

Eric: And we were kids once, but we’re not anymore. They need to have more contests to take us places.

Andrew: Yeah, and to be honest, they’ll end up picking a fourteen year old, and that person will stink. I’m sorry, but you need someone with personality to join Ellen down there. So that’s why – I also mentioned MuggleCast – so, Ellen, pick me!

Micah: Yeah, this is just another one of those competitions, I think, that NBC is doing. We mentioned the Today Show a while back, so it seems like a lot of NBC shows are getting involved in the park opening, and the construction that’s going on down there, and doing all these shows. But guess what, Andrew? For all that we have on the Wizarding World of Harry Potter, you can visit our Theme Park section!

Andrew: That’s right!

Micah: Where all of this information is.

Andrew: We have a very exhaustive Theme Park section on MuggleNet. Just go to MuggleNet.com, and on the left, under Info, you’ll see ëHP Theme Park,’ where there’s pictures and the latest news stories, and some numbers, and all that. By the way, if Ellen picks me, I will also be giving her tips on American Idol, because I don’t think she’s been very good on that show.

Micah: Wow, that’s a bold statement.

Andrew: What? Well, I want to tell her how it’s done – how to judge! Ellen, I’m going to judge you judging!

Eric: You didn’t like her comparison about the banana in the paper bag?

Andrew: [laughs] That was her one joke she ever made on the show. I thought that was kind of funny, because that’s what people are expecting her to do, but that was the one time she made a joke. It’s about time!


News: The Hogwarts Express at the Theme Park


Micah: Well, speaking of the Wizarding World, the last bit of news that we have is that the Hogwarts Express is finally there, and I received a picture in my inbox, and I posted it on the site, and you know how much I love pictures, after Half-Blood Prince, so this was just like Christmas Day for me.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Micah: But it’s good to see the park’s coming together and I think we’ll continue to get more from Universal, Orlando, as the pieces of the puzzle start coming together.

Andrew: Well, it’s a beautiful photo and what was new about this photo is you see the steam coming out of the Hogwarts Express and that really makes it feel alive. I thought the thing was just going to sit there, but it’s also going to be billowing steam, and it’s got Harry’s little carriage with all his luggage sitting right out front of it. So it’s really cute. And it looks like on the left side of the train there is a little ramp to walk up to sort of get…

Micah: Photo op?

Andrew: Yeah, a little photo opportunity there. So I think it’s – what a nice little welcoming to walk into the theme park, a little Hogwarts Express.

Micah: Yeah, it seems like they’re doing everything possible to make the experience for people.

Andrew: Yeah. I mean, just the billowing smoke, I think that makes all the difference in the world.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: It brings it to life. It’s cool. Good job, Universal.

Eric: There was one thing that isn’t in – I just checked at the end of the show when we remind people about Infinitus – Christian Coulson is going to be there.

Andrew: Yes!

Eric: Just thought you should…

Andrew: …that news, was revealed earlier this week. The Chamber of Secrets star who played Tom Riddle.

Eric: Ah, that’s awesome.

Andrew: What’s a good quote from that movie by him?

Eric: Uh, “For the last few months, Harry, my target has been you.”

[Andrew laughs]

Andrew: So he’ll be at Infinitus – Infinitus2010.org is the site you can go to to get all the information about the Harry Potter conference!

Eric: What’s next?

Andrew: Yes, Ben, we will be doing a podcast there.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: He telepathically asked me. All right so, let’s move on now to the e-mails this week. And well, before we get to the regular e-mails, you guys may remember that last time on Episode 193, we were talking about what the “Not my daughter, you bitch!” sound clips sounded like when narrated by Stephen Fry and Jim Dale. Well, our faithful listeners Shae, Jon, and Josh, they all sent in the clips of Stephen and Jim narrating this bit of the book. And they are so funny, I’d never heard them before! [laughs] So, first, here is Stephen Fry.

[Audio (Stephen Fry)]: Not my daughter, you bitch!

[Andrew laughs]

Andrew: And then here is Jim Dale.

[Audio (Jim Dale)]: “Not my daughter, you bitch!”

Andrew: [laughs] I just thought it was funny.

Eric: Stephen Fry…

Micah: Who wins out there? I think Jim Dale does.

Andrew: Yeah, I think so too…

Eric: What?!

Andrew: Because of that pause.

Eric: Totally Stephen Fry! There’s no pause mid-sentence!

Andrew: Well, let’s listen again. Here’s Stephen:

[Audio (Stephen Fry)]: Not my daughter, you bitch!

Andrew: And here’s Jim.

[Audio (Jim Dale)]: Not my daughter, you bitch!

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: Nah, I got to give it to Jim Dale!

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Why?! That’s like a separate thought! There is no separate thought in there. It’s like, “not my daughter… you bitch!”

Andrew: But that inflection makes it all the difference!

Micah: But Jim was on the show.

Andrew: “You bitch!”

Micah: Jim was on the show. Stephen was not, so… it goes to Jim.

Eric: I’m sorry, I am on the side of Stephen Fry on this one. That’s all there is to it.

Andrew: I’m with Jim Dale. And Micah. By the way, we should mention – and, some people, I guess newer listeners don’t know this, but the intro to our show, when you hear “Welcome to MuggleCast”, and you hear McGonagall and Dobby characters talking, that’s Jim Dale. He did that narration for us when we interviewed him about, close to two years ago.

Eric: That’s so awesome.

Andrew: Yeah. It was really cool. And when we asked him to do it, it was great! Because we didn’t even ask him to do those voices, he just – we were like, “Hey, could you do an intro for us?” and he just went into that thing. It was really, really nice of him. laughs And so good, so – love having that. That’s a nice way to intro the show. Okay, let’s get into some e-mails. Eric, could you read the first one from Gigi?


Muggle Mail: Time Traveling


Eric: First one comes from Gigi D., age 15, from Missouri. She says:

“Hey MuggleCasters! I have a Muggle Mail about Hermione and Time Travel. In the last two episodes, 192 and 193, you talk about how Hermione must be older, but I don’t think she is. In Chamber of Secrets, she is petrified and therefore does not age, so the Time Traveling would really speed up her growing so that she would be her actual age at the end of PoA. If she would have continued for much longer though, I think she would’ve had more aging problems. To put this another way, Harry is about three hours older, but Hermione is not. Sorry if this sounds confusing. I love your show and I’ve been a listener for a while, since Episode 101. Sincerely, Gigi.”

Eric: That’s kind of cool. She points out that Hermione being petrified may have served to counteract her aging…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: …in the next book. That’s kind of cool!

Andrew: That is cool. That’s a funny way…

Micah: We have smart listeners.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: I could picture Jo mentioning that too. [laughs]

Eric: That’s true. That’s really cool.

Andrew: As her clever way of excusing that whole theory of Hermione aging.

Eric: History is course correcting.


Muggle Mail: Beware a Red-Headed Man


Andrew: Micah, would you like to take the next e-mail?

Micah: Yeah. The next e-mail comes from Xenia, 18, from Phoenix, and she says:

“Just as a slight correction. One of the reader’s e-mails said that Trelawney told Lavender to beware a red-head man. It was in fact, Parvati. Love the show. It pays to have the book in front of you. From Xenia.”

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Micah: All right!

Andrew: Oopsies! A little backhanded comment.

Micah: This was sent in by quite a few people, so it wasn’t just Xenia that caught this. And what people were suggesting was in fact, Trelawney was not seeing Parvati but her sister who ends up at the Yule Ball with Ron.

Eric: Ooh. We have an excuse for everything on this show.

Micah: Yeah, we do.

[Andrew laughs]

Andrew: Did you pick this e-mail because she signed it ‘pickles!’? We haven’t heard that in a while.

Micah: No.

Eric: And her name is Xenia, which is awesome.

Micah: Yeah, I picked it because of her name.

Andrew: [laughs] So if you want your e-mail read on the show, please come to us with the coolest name ever.

Micah: And be from the coolest place.

Andrew: Phoenix?

Micah: Not saying that Phoenix is the coolest place, but yeah.

Andrew: Oh.

Micah: I look at countries too when I’m picking e-mails. To kind of highlight our international listeners.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: You are so biased. Our poor – but we do read all your e-mails.

Micah: We do.

Andrew: We just can’t put them all on the show of course.

Micah: Well we could, it’d just be really long.


Muggle Mail: Crookshanks Being Protective


Eric: Next e-mail comes from Georgia-Kate, age 14, from Bristol, United Kingdom. Says,

“Hey guys, I was recently listening to Episode 193. During the Chapter-by-Chapter review you mentioned that on the morning of Harry’s Quidditch match, in which he sees the Grim, he woke up to find Crookshanks in the boy’s dorm and spent most of the morning trying to stop Crookshanks from reentering the dorm. By this point Crookshanks should know that Scabbers is not as he seems, so I had thought maybe Crookshanks was watching over Harry kind of protecting him if Pettigrew tried to approach him. Just a theory, hope you like it. Love the podcast. Keep up the awesome work.”

Micah: Interesting.

Eric: I think it’s cool.

Micah: Well, I mean, what’s going to happen? Is Crookshanks going to bust in with an AK-47 or something if Pettigrew transforms? I don’t really know that Scabbers is that dangerous though. You look at the fact of the first two books, he never attempted to do anything to Harry throughout any of those, so…

Eric: It’s fair question because knowing that Crookshanks is talking to the dog version of Sirius, it seems very plausible that Sirius would say, “Hey look, can you look after Harry?” It just seems like Harry might need protecting.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: That seems to be the credit for this. And then on the other hand, there’s your question, Micah, when Pettigrew does transform back into a human, it’s the first time he’s apparently done it in thirteen years and he has to be forced to transform back. It’s not an easy transition – it’s not like he’s just going to whip out and turning into human is an option to him just yet. Pettigrew is very much waiting to see what is and isn’t going to happen. If he has the upper hand, Voldemort is going to take him back and all that, then he’ll do it, but it’s a question of whether Peter can turn back to being human. But he’s still a dirty rat.

Andrew: He is.

Eric: That’s a good question.

Andrew: Yeah. I think the theory is plausible. It is a very interesting – and we’ll discuss more about Crookshanks and Scabbers and all that in our Chapter-by-Chapter series. There’s a couple more rounds of fighting in this instalment.

[Eric laughs]


Muggle Mail: J.K. Hates Her Characters


Micah: All right. The last e-mail comes from Chloe, 18, of Christchurch, New Zealand. And she says,

“Hey there, Mugglecast. I would like to put in my two cents on the whole Draco and Pansy discussion you had in Episode 193 about why Draco and Pansy never ended up together. I found this piece of information off ‘Harry Potter’ Wiki about why Draco and Pansy never got together. J.K. Rowling has said that Pansy never ended up with Draco because she always hated her. “I loathe Pansy Parkinson. I don’t love Draco but I really dislike her. She’s every girl who ever teased me in school. She’s the anti-Hermione. I loathe her.”

[Eric laughs]

“So I’m guessing she didn’t want Pansy to have a happy ending since she hated the character so much, though it still bugs me that she just got some random character to marry Draco, Astoria Greengrass. But then again, the series is not called ‘Draco Malfoy’, it’s called ‘Harry Potter’. Sorry if this does not make complete sense. From, Chloe.”

And it makes perfect sense. And I’m glad that she put that in there because I don’t think we said anything about what J.K. Rowling had to say about it last week.

Andrew: Basically, Jo just wanted to stick it to Pansy.

Eric: To Pansy Parkinson.

Andrew: “You will not be happily married!” It’s kind of funny.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Eric: Oh gosh.

Micah: Once again we have smart listeners. Finding this stuff…

Andrew: Yeah! Keeping an eye out for us. Yup.

Micah: Better than us!

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Well, I wouldn’t say that.

Eric: They should just replace us. Open auditions for MuggleCast!

Andrew: Well like I mentioned before, there is just so much information pertaining to the series, it’s quite impossible to get it all and to have it all memorized. Especially things that Jo has said in the past. However, we do try to look stuff up while we’re talking about these topics.

Eric: Yeah, and we’re always happy to read these e-mails.

Andrew: Oh, of course.

Eric: Especially if you have an interesting name or are from an interesting place.

MuggleCast 194 Transcript (continued)


Chapter-by-Chapter: “The Marauder’s Map”


Andrew: [laughs] Right. Okay so let’s get into Chapter-by-Chapter! This week we’re looking at Chapters 10, 11, and 12 of Prisoner of Azkaban and we’re going to start with Chapter 10 of course: “The Marauder’s Map.” So when the chapter opens we see Harry doesn’t want to throw away the pieces of his Nimbus 2000. It “felt as though he’d lost one of his best friends,” and this sort of reminded me of Hedwig’s death in Deathly Hallows because this is an example of Harry’s childhood slowly disappearing. It’s heading into the past as he loses items like the Nimbus 2000 and Hedwig. Are there any other examples of Harry losing childhood items that you can think of off the top of your head?

Eric: Dobby.

Micah: Sirius.

Andrew: Dobby and Sirius, yeah. Great examples.

Eric: I mean, equal to – I mean, he’s holding the pieces of his Nimbus 2000, it’s not like he’s holding Hedwig’s broken body and has to throw her away.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: But you’re right. I mean, it’s this passage, these things that Harry has loved. Later in this series of chapters he’s remembering the first time he rode a broomstick and it’s kind of very reminiscent of this…

Andrew: Yeah. I would be so upset too. That was his first broom! He loves Quidditch and that holds a lot of memories for him and to lose that, to see it shatter in pieces is very sad!

Eric: Yeah. It was the top of the line too, in its time.

Andrew: Yes, in its time. In its day. [laughs] So Harry hasn’t told anyone about the Grim and this, in a way, is a testament to his strength, I think because if I had a repeat Grim offender going after me, I wouldn’t hesitate to tell someone. So at the same time, I do find it kind of odd that he didn’t mention the Grim to anyone. It was sort of immature. But what’s the deal? Why isn’t he telling anyone?

Micah: Well – go ahead, Eric.

Eric: No, go ahead, Micah.

Micah: I was going to say – how much of it though, is – he constantly hears McGonagall sort of downplaying Trelawney and her predictions, and a lot of this does come from his Divination class and his ability to sort of see these things within the teacup, and then he sees it at the match again. So I wonder if he feels if he goes and talks to a professor, it’s going to be something that’s easily dismissed. And remember, this is a kid who had heard voices all throughout Chamber of Secrets, and he was told it wasn’t good to hear voices, so now all of a sudden instead of hearing things, he’s seeing things. So maybe he thinks that if he goes forward to somebody again then they’re going to dismiss him.

Andrew: Hmmm.

Eric: That’s a good point. I think also that maybe, possibly, Harry suspects – sort of in the same line as that – I think he suspects that there’s more to it than that it’s the Grim. And I mean, he has no way of knowing specifically that, oh, you know, he saw a dog Animagus, not a Grim. But just the way that the Grim – just the way that Sirius approached him on Magnolia Crescent, and wasn’t threatening, just randomly in the bushes and then a minute he’s gone. There’s something non-threatening about a certain aspect – I think Harry has a suspicion that perhaps there’s more to the story. And I mean, there is more to the story, but I think he kind of wants to see if it’s not actually – not superstition that – I think he’s pretty sure at this point that he’s really seeing the Grim, so the Grim being an omen works to make him feel vulnerable, but also, I think he thinks that there’s possibly something else going on.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Yeah, I can see that.

Andrew: Yeah, I don’t know, like I would think if he were to tell someone like McGonagall – getting back to Micah’s earlier point – I think McGonagall would have taken it a little more seriously. I mean we see her very paranoid about Harry going to Hogsmeade, for example. Don’t you think she would be like, “Oh, you’re seeing the Grim. Whoa, what’s up with this? Let’s talk to Dumbledore about it,” or something.

Eric: Yeah. It is curious why Dumbledore’s not involved here.

Andrew: Yeah, I was missing him in these chapters. I mean, he shows up in Chapter Twelve. Maybe a little bit in Chapter 11 – no, not Chapter 11. Just Chapter 12. I was missing him.

Micah: Yeah, that’s an interesting point, particularly because Dumbledore knows of Sirius’ Animagus form. We find that out obviously, later on, that he knew that all of the Marauders were able to transform, because of everything related to Lupin and needing to have a place of refuge for him to turn into a werewolf. But that’s another thing about this book that kind of puzzled me a little bit that why Dumbledore really wouldn’t be on the lookout for his Animagus form.

Andrew: Well, anyway, moving along. Lupin is back as teacher of the Defense Against the Dark Arts class. He hears about how Snape treated them and tells the students they don’t have to write the two rolls of parchment – the essay that has to be two rolls of parchment. Now, is this just me or is it bad for a teacher to cancel an assignment issued by another professor? Because in the real world that’s like a substitute teacher issuing an assignment and then the real teacher coming back and canceling it. It just seems irresponsible!

Eric: [laughs] Andrew, I don’t think that a substitute teacher I’ve ever had has actually issued any work to be done.

Andrew: Well, usually they follow the…

Eric: The guideline.

Andrew: Right.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: I – it seems irresponsible.

Eric: I think it’s protection because the essay was on werewolves, wasn’t it? So Lupin just doesn’t want people delving into that much about werewolves otherwise – lest they find out that Lupin is a werewolf.

Micah: Yeah, I agree with that.

Andrew: I get that, but he said – I think he does mention in this chapter that they are going to get to werewolves eventually.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: But, I don’t know. I was just – I think that sets a bad example for the students.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: I wonder if that got back to Snape. “Ha, ha. He canceled our assignment!”

Eric: He’d just write – he’d just make them do an essay in potions.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah.

Andrew and

Micah:

Exactly.

Micah: But I think that’s a little bit of the relationship underlined between Lupin and Snape. And I…

Eric: Very true.

Micah: …don’t think Lupin is very fond of Snape in the teaching aspect of it, but at the same time he has to be grateful to him for brewing this potion that he’s been drinking all the time.

Andrew: Oh, yeah, I think you’re right. So after class Lupin holds Harry back to talk about the Dementor attack. He goes into great detail about the Dementors, describing them as some of the, “foulest creatures that walk this earth. They infest the darkest, filthiest places, they glory in decay and despair. They drain peace, hope and happiness out of the air around them.” Harry wants Lupin to teach him how to fight off a Dementor and Lupin agrees to help, but he must wait until the next term! I didn’t particularly get that because it seems like a very urgent situation and Lupin’s excuse wasn’t doing it for me.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: About being busy and all that.

Eric: There’s prep work to be done though. As we find out in Chapter 12.

Andrew: Like having to find a Boggart

Eric: In Chapter Twelve “The Patronus” he had to find a substitute for – for an actual Dementor which ends up being a Boggart and he’s also got to – the moon, I guess the full moon is coming up. That’s what I gathered. He’s about to go into hibernation I think…

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: …until after this next phase of the moon.

Micah: Yeah, as we find out in the next chapter, he’s absent from Christmas dinner. So I think that’s part of the reason why in this chapter he tells Harry it’s going to have to wait. And did we want to talk a little bit about the Dementors at all? I mean the way J.K. Rowling describes them?

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: It was a beautiful description.

Eric: Do you have Fantastic Beasts anywhere?

Micah: I don’t actually own one.

Eric: Oh, really? Because they’re in there. They’re described as being unnatural throughout – against nature and all that. And they’re really, like you say here, they’re very incredibly descripted about all this decay this despair they suck in. Very interesting creatures, very scary even for this early in the series.

Andrew: Well, we’ll talk about them a little bit more later on at least in my chapter and we can focus more on them and have a main discussion in the future if we want to. So, moving along, Christmas approaches and another visit to Hogsmeade is scheduled and Harry believes he’ll be stuck at Hogwarts alone again but to his surprise Fred and George introduce him to The Marauder’s Map.

Eric: Bing!

Andrew: Fred and George show him the best path to get to Hogsmeade, they leave and Harry heads off. And it’s interesting to see Harry be introduced to this item for the first time and of course we as readers are also being introduced to it. And I thought this was a very crucial part of the story as without going to Hogsmeade Harry would have never heard the story about Sirius. So this was one of those x-factors. So anyway Harry heads off and Jo makes the passage way between Hogwarts and Hogsmeade out to be very long, which makes sense as he has to get Hogsmeade from Hogwarts and Harry eventually has to climb a couple of hundred stairs to reach the end which sounds very difficult. I wonder why these paths were created in the first place, who would actually dig a path that long…

Eric: That’s a great question.

Andrew: …just to get to Hogsmeade?

Eric: Well, you can do it with magic though. You can dig with magic – you know what I’m saying? So it’s not exactly like it would be if it were the normal world and there were that long a tunnel. But, I mean especially in Deathly Hallows where we see – and we’ve known – this is one of the interesting points of reading Hogwarts, A History. Because it seems to be so closely tied with the nearby village. Hogsmeade itself is very important for being the – the wizard’s – all-wizard settlement in Britain. And at the same time it’s got all these secret passageways that go straight up to the school. And it was used for a goblin rebellion headquarters and all that. It’s so interesting to see Hogwarts being the safest place in the Wizarding World to hide something and have this – this town nearby. And they are just interlinked and I would love to know the history furthermore of – of why those tunnels built and also what relationship the school has to the town.

Micah: Maybe they had a period of prohibition…

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Micah: …just like the United States where they were doing all of this underground selling of alcohol from the bar…

Eric: To students.

Micah: …in Hogsmeade to everybody at Hogwarts, yeah.

Andrew: I bet Jo has a really cool answer for it. And it may be interesting to take in to consideration that this path ends up in Honeydukes. So maybe there was some illegal trading going on. Who knows?

Micah: I agree. I think there was.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: Underground goat trading.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Andrew: So moving along, luckily for Harry, Ron and Hermione are there at Honeydukes where the passageway ends when he arrives. They are stunned, but Hermione’s main concern is Harry being seen. And this of course is a big difference because Harry has the Cloak and he doesn’t even go through this path in the movie – down this path in the movie.

Eric: You’re saying he has the cloak in the movie but not in the book?

Andrew: Right. So frankly, I mean Harry should have brought along the Invisibilty Cloak in the book. I mean that could have made much more sense and I wonder why Jo didn’t write that into the book. It just seems…

Micah: He’s a risk taker.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Yeah I know, but even with the Invisibilty Cloak it’s a risk.

Micah: Yeah that’s true.

Andrew: It just seems too convenient for nobody to stop him…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: … when he’s walking around in Hogsmeade.

Micah: Well, how many people outside of say Ron, Hermione and some of the professors know that Harry is not supposed to be there? I mean to the average classmate they probably don’t think anything of it.

Eric: That question feeds directly into a point I want to make in my chapter – the thing too that you said Micah. So I’m going to remember that.

Andrew: So moving along the trio head to the Three Broomsticks. Harry’s just there, whatever. Unfortunately shortly after sitting down, of course as luck would have it, Hagrid, McGonagall, Flitwick, and Fudge all come in for drinks as well. Harry hides under the table and Hermione moves a Christmas tree in front of them so they, primarily Harry, are not seen. So this is where things get crucial. While speaking to Madam Rosmerta about the Dementors, Fudge reveals that he had met some of the Dementors, and as MuggleNet staff member Noah pointed out to us in an e-mail, how exactly did they meet? Did they talk? Do they have their own language? Do they have sign language? What do Dementors sound like?

Micah: Darth Vader.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Do they speak in a language like the Navi do in Avatar?

Eric: I’m sure.

[Andrew makes clicking noises]

Andrew: I bet they have their own cool language and Fudge can speak it too. [speaks gibberish]

[Eric laughs]

Micah: Isn’t there a similar scene where it mentions Dumbledore talking to them as well? Maybe it’s earlier on…

Eric: That’s the mermaids dude.

Micah: I thought it was earlier on in this book when he removes them from the Quidditch pitch but maybe I’m wrong.

Eric: Oh.

Andrew: Oh Dumbledore?

Micah: Yeah I would assume Dumbledore does speak to them as well if Fudge can, because Fudge isn’t a very smart guy and…

Andrew: Yeah he says – Dumbledore does say that he – we know that Dumbledore was very angry at them. And he had to do something.

Eric: I mean things like when Hagrid gets out of Azkaban in Book 2 they send release papers and so there’s got to be somebody, if not a Dementor at Azkaban, administrating to say, “You have to release this person.” And for the Dementors to comply. It’s interesting because the – the Dementors have this person here they can communicate and they have an agenda as is described by Lupin to Harry later on, that they have their own ideas and feelings and they genuinely want to cause devastation and suck certain people’s souls out.

Micah: Yeah

Eric: They appear definitely and you’re right Dumbledore does talk to them and establishes some ground rules that they can’t come onto the campus they have to stay at the edges. That’s a big deal. So they talk but it’s not really described.

Micah: Yeah, something else that Noah brought up that I thought was kind of interesting, referring to the Dementors. The trust that the Wizarding World puts in them – these foul creatures that walk the earth and what does that say about – as long as they serve their purpose. I mean these were people that, not people, creatures that had served the darkest wizard that ever existed and yet as long as they’re serving their purpose in guarding Azkaban the wizards seem to turn sort of a blind eye to what these creatures actually are and what they do. I don’t know if that was kind of a parallel to stuff that goes on in, our world.

Andrew: Yeah…

Eric: It’s very interesting…

Andrew: I wonder if the Dementors spoke like a donkey or something. [makes donkey noise]

[Prolonged silence]

Andrew: No? I’ll cut that out.

Eric: Just keep going. Just keep guessing.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Don’t cut it out, I’m thoroughly enjoying it. You have to…

Andrew: Speak like cows?

Micah: Every once and a while just keep coming up with different ways Dementors could speak throughout the show, just randomly interject.

Andrew: Dumbledore’s like, “You all must leave,” and they’re like, “Moo.”

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: That’s trying too hard I think.

Micah: Yeah…

Andrew: So anyway, to wrap up this chapter, things start to get deep and this is nothing to joke around about. Long story short, as we all know Sirius is Harry’s godfather and they believe being, Hagrid, McGonagall, Flitwick and Fudge, that Sirius betrayed Harry’s parents and this is a real bombshell, and we also learn how the Secret-Keeper enchantment works. Does anyone remember their reaction the first time they read this? I mean, just like the trio I believed it and interestingly we never hear why the teachers think Sirius is trying to get into Hogwarts. Is it just simply that they think Sirius wants to kill Harry?

Eric: What do you mean?

Andrew: Why do the teachers think that Sirius is breaking into the school, or wants to break into Hogwarts.

Eric: Well, remember Fudge over heard Sirius Black saying, “He’s at Hogwarts. He’s at Hogwarts,” I mean that’s what the whole thing is based on.

Andrew: Great but, does he want to kill Harry? They think he wants to kill Harry, right?

Eric: Well, I’m sure that nothing good can come of Sirius getting Harry. Either he wants to kill him or he wants to take him back to Voldemort. It’s kind of a no-win.

Andrew: What did you guys make of this whole big thing that we learnt. This was a very deep story that we hear, it’s several pages long. I think this is one of the first times in the series that we get such a deep story…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: A serious story.

Eric: Honestly, I think this passage is probably why it’s my favorite book. Just because it’s such back story but it’s also – we find – we’re kind of being misled in a way. We get this huge story that obviously isn’t even – I mean the good part about it is, is that it’s not all it appears to be. There’s actually more to the story than even this.

Andrew: Yeah, yeah.

Eric: So we’ve been operating this far with no story. We get this story, and then – even better – it actually works out even better with Sirius being innocent in the end, and that’s just – that’s why I like this book.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah, my favorite scenes are always involving the teachers, like group teacher discussions, and that’s why one of my favorite scenes in Prisoner of Azkaban the movie is in the Shrieking Shack, when we see Sirius and Lupin and Snape, and they’re all talking to each other. It’s really interesting.

Eric: Too short, though.

Andrew: I was – yeah, it was too short, but what do you expect? I mean, remember leaning off my seat and leaning in to the screen – I was getting so into it. I was like, “This is amazing! All these fantastic English actors!” And it’s a shame they didn’t have this part in the movie.

Eric: While watching that Shrieking Shack scene in theaters the first time, I had next to me a Remus/Sirius shipper, and she was just – she squealed really loudly…

Andrew: [laughs] I bet.

Eric: When Snape made that comment, “Oh, you two are bickering like an old married couple.”

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: I actually didn’t – which is in the movie – I actually didn’t hear the rest of the scene, so it was just a funny memory.

Micah: Well, this scene is in the movie, it’s just changed up a little bit. It’s…

Andrew: It’s dumbed down. Hagrid’s not there.

Micah: That’s true. Madam Rosmerta is there.

Eric: [laughs] Hagrid makes that scene.

Micah: Well, and this was probably leading up to one of the worst acting jobs ever done by Dan Radcliffe [laughs] in the Harry Potter series. With the…

Eric: Oh, come on!

Andrew: When he’s crying in the snow?

Eric: Oh come on Micah. That’s not fair!

Micah: “He was their friend.”

Eric: That’s a low shot.

Micah: Too bad James…

Andrew: “He was their friend!”

Eric: That was a low blow. I blame the director completely for that. I liked…

Micah: For keeping it in?

Eric: [laughs] No, I mean, that whole – that whole time in the filming of the series, Alfonso had influenced Dan so much. Dan had so many – he had all those new bands. Remember like every interview, he had a new favorite band that was all hardcore and punk? And I think that was just a tough time in Dan’s life.

Micah: He was thinking about the Whomping Willow killing another bird.

Eric: It’s too easy – it’s too easy to attack Dan for that scene. I think – I mean, it’s a little off, but I just – I get upset when people attack Dan for that scene.


Chapter-by-Chapter: “The Firebolt”


Andrew: Okay, let’s move on now to Chapter 11, “The Firebolt”.

Micah: All right, so Chapter 11, “The Firebolt,” starts off with Harry asking the question we have been asking all book long: Why had nobody ever told him about Sirius Black? And then he starts listing people: Dumbledore, Hagrid, Mr. Weasley, Cornelius Fudge. And this is really, I think, where it starts to turn in the series where Harry really starts to get aggravated about not being given enough information. What do you guys think?

Eric: That’s a good point to look at this and say, hey this is kind of where it starts of Harry saying, “Wait a minute, these people who I’ve trusted haven’t told me all that I should have needed to know.”

Andrew: Again, [laughs] I think they’re still scared. They still believe what’s best for Harry is not telling him anything which I don’t know if that’s an immature decision or a mature decision, because keep in mind, he is only thirteen, and I think we forget that a lot.

Micah: Well, now this really brings about the justification for what Mr. Weasley said about not going looking for Sirius Black, and maybe that was the fear, that if he found out the truth, he would want to kill him, which is really how Harry does feel in the end once he learns this information, but he learns it anyway. I mean, I don’t know – I just felt – I’ve always felt throughout this entire book that it was wrong that he was never told this information from the start, because what they’re trying to prevent inevitably ends up happening anyway.

Eric: Well, one of the reasons Dumbledore gives to Harry later is that – I think it was Dumbledore – that when Harry first arrived at Hogwarts when he was eleven, people suspected that he could have actually been a dark wizard, because I mean, all they know of Harry before he gets – he actually gets to Hogwarts is that he was more powerful than Voldemort for some reason. Dumbledore knows the real reason, but I just can’t help but think that some of these things about them not telling Harry stuff in the early books is possibly more – they don’t actually know him, and maybe they’re not discounting that Harry might have some secret dark power and really go the way of Voldemort if he has too much anger, turn to the dark side, all sorts of stuff.

Micah: Yeah. And speaking of that anger, he goes up to the dorm room. He wants to be alone once he gets back from Hogsmeade and he starts going through the photo album of pictures that Hagrid had given to him and he looks at the wedding photo and he finds Sirius and as soon as he sees him the quote is, “A hatred such as he had never known before was coursing through Harry like poison.” And this, I wanted to know what you guys think, is it a connection to Voldemort at work? Even though Voldemort has not fully returned to power, is it the Horcrux that’s inside Harry starting to react? And we see how that Horcrux, the locket, has an effect on the trio when they’re in the forest. It makes them really agitated and angry towards each other. So is this Harry’s Horcrux at work?

Andrew: I don’t think so. I think this is just a really clever way of Jo explaining – trying to describe Harry’s feelings. Because in all fairness, how does Harry know what poison feels like?

Eric: Well yeah, it’s Jo. But knowing that Harry has had part of Voldemort’s soul now with him this whole time later, later, it’s easy to say, “Hey, is this a reference to the Horcrux?” But I think that is actually Harry’s own…

Micah: Emotion.

Eric: Emotion. His own thought, yeah. Less than – but it’s clever to think that it could be…

Andrew: Yeah, it is.

Eric: But at the same time, I think it’s too early for that to be into play.

Micah: Okay.

Eric: I think that’s actually how Harry’s feeling.

Andrew: Good theory though, Micah.

Eric: And it’s discounting – if it is the Horcrux, it kind of cheapens what Harry’s feeling.

Micah: Yeah. Well yeah, because you’re talking about the person that’s responsible for his parents’ deaths, he could naturally be feeling this way. And then, going through all this emotion, Harry realizes that Draco is in fact aware of what Sirius had done to the Potters. And he references what Draco said earlier on in the book, “If it was me, I’d hunt him down myself. I’d want revenge.” And this takes place in a conversation later on between Ron, Hermione and Harry. And of course Ron goes on to mention that his father told him about Pettigrew because they were talking about just how dangerous Sirius Black was and that all that was left of him was a finger. And I wanted to know, how is it possible that Ron heard this story about Peter Pettigrew but doesn’t know anything about Sirius Black?

Eric: Now what do you mean “doesn’t know anything”?

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: Well, he knows that he’s responsible for killing Pettigrew…

Eric: Okay.

Micah: …but it would lead one to believe that he would have heard why he killed Peter Pettigrew. [laughs]

Eric: Oh, not at all. No, Fudge says in the previous chapter that nobody really knows about the “Secret-Keeper” thing.

Andrew: Yeah. And also, again, Ron’s dad could have been purposely leaving out information to avoid scaring them or anything.

Eric: If he knows Sirius is responsible for Pettigrew and they only found the finger, then that’s all you need to know really, why he did it. I can see what you’re asking, why he did it. Maybe there’s like a folk song about Peter Pettigrew, like, [sings] “All that was left was his finger!”

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Eric: It’s a cautionary tale and the kids know it…

Micah: Right.

Eric: …and that’s why they’re able to know all about Pettigrew and not about Sirius Black.

Andrew: Do you guys think that Harry felt motivated to go after Draco – to go after Sirius because of what Draco said? Like part of him also wanted to prove to Draco that he could do it…?

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: …he could go after Sirius and try to kill him?

Eric: Definitely.

Micah: Yeah, yeah. That kind of goes into the next point. Because there’s this really, what I consider annoying sequence between Harry and Hermione with her pleading him not to go looking for or thinking about killing Black. And I think sometimes she’s a little bit too old for her age. Because wouldn’t Harry – and this goes back to what we were talking about when he was looking at the photo – wouldn’t he naturally feel this way, even if he’s not going to act upon it? The feeling is going to be there regardless, so I think Hermione is being a little bit too overbearing in this situation. Harry should feel this way, I think it’s only natural.

Eric: Hmmm.

Andrew: Yeah, but I think also, just from a writing standpoint, there needs to be this balance between Harry, who really wants to go after him and then – I think it’s interesting to read it. You find it annoying, but I guess it is sort of interesting to see someone being the reasonable person here saying, “Don’t go after him, it’s dangerous.” And yes, it can get annoying to see Hermione care so much, but it’s in her character.

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: And well, just to let him know he has options and has friends who care about him enough.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: It’s probably worlds of difference there for when he does decide to go after Black, or even after the Horcruxes, that they’re able to calm him down.

Micah: Right, well I have to play devil’s advocate, so that’s all I’m doing.

Andrew: Yeah. No, I hear you.

Eric: Yeah, yeah.

Micah: But – and then what happens is they decide to go visit Hagrid, which is not a popular decision by Hermione, but they go and do it anyway. And part of the reason why Harry – or the entire reason why Harry wants to go there is because he wants to ask Hagrid why Hagrid never mentioned anything to him about Sirius. When they get there, they learn about Buckbeak and that he’s facing this inquisition and trial for his attack on Draco Malfoy. Hagrid is extremely upset and Harry decides that it’s better not to bring up the topic of Sirius Black. So I was wondering, what does this say about his character? We just talked about Hermione a little bit, but what does it say about Harry’s character? If despite all that he’s going through emotionally, he’s still willing to kind of put aside his feelings to deal with something that’s important to Hagrid.

Andrew: Well, that wasn’t his first intention. Wasn’t Harry’s first intention to go in there and be like, “Hagrid, why didn’t you tell me about this? What’s the deal?”

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: His first intention was to be mean.

Eric: I think when he got there, too – Hagrid’s in this state, nobody likes a blubbering oaf, or a blubbering humdinger or whatever. They just have to take care of Hagrid’s mess and I think it drives – I mean, yeah, it says something to Harry’s character, but he knows which battles to pick, when to press an issue.

Micah: Right.

Eric: And that’s important later, I guess.

Micah: Right. So during this time at Hagrid’s hut, we learn a lot about Azkaban and his time there and that he never wants to go back and that the trio also agree to do research for Buckbeak’s upcoming trial.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: So we move onto Christmas and the big story/plotline that is completely left out until the end of the movie arrives. And that’s Harry gets this mysterious Firebolt on Christmas morning, and Ron goes through a list of people it could have possibly come from, including Lupin – Dumbledore was the first suggested and then Lupin. We also learn that Lupin was not in the hospital wing despite being ill during Harry’s match. So I think we’re starting to realize, as we have with past Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers, that something is up with Lupin. Now had any of you guys…

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: …figured out – I mean I know it was a while ago – by this point that he’s a werewolf?

Eric: No.

Andrew: Well, I mean there were – yeah, I guess not.

Micah: There’s a lot of clues. I feel like his actions at this point…

Eric: His name means “of the moon,” you know.

[Andrew laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, but I certainly wasn’t smart enough back then to be reading into names of characters. [laughs]

Eric: Yeah, but I mean – I think with this chapter, both the Lupin subplot and the Buckbeak subplot, it’s at this point where you say, “I realize that this kind of thing – that it’s actually important that it’s still going and that it’s going to pay off somehow by the end of the book.”

Micah: Yeah, it’s mentioned so randomly and in such passing – like it’s Christmas morning and the big thing is that Harry gets this Firebolt but also Ron mentions that during the Quidditch match Lupin wasn’t there…

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: …and – or sorry – when he was serving his detention cleaning out toilets in the hospital wing, Lupin wasn’t in there. So you start to realize that something is up with him, but that’s just kind of like a small point in passing. You know, it’s like these little things that are – you would pass over otherwise, I think.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: So again, it is Christmas morning and what would Christmas morning be without a fight between Crookshanks and Scabbers? And I don’t know what round it is, I’ve lost track. They go at it again.

Andrew: It’s four.

Micah: It’s four? Okay.

Eric: It was four last week.

Micah: Ron…

[Everybody laughs]

Andrew: It’s five!

Micah: …tries to kick Crookshanks – hopefully PETA is not listening or anything like that – and in the process he kicks the trunk – Harry’s trunk. It falls over and out pops the Sneakoscope, and it starts going absolutely crazy. Now does nobody find it odd that this is the second time now that the Sneakoscope has gone off around Scabbers? I mean, I know that there’s a lot in that room but…

Eric: Yeah, this is people not trusting their magical devices.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: The Sneakoscope is described as being broken, you know. I mean, isn’t it this random tricky bit of gizmo, the Sneakoscope, to begin with? So it goes off – and it’s wonderful for Jo to have fun with this, even in Book Four a lot, have this Sneakoscope be going off randomly and it always means something but the characters don’t take a time – and never take time to see why it’s going off.

Micah: Right.

Eric: Like they’re not going to – they’re not going to grab it and hold it up to certain people and see if it goes off and finally get to Scabbers and say, “There’s something up with this Scabbers.”

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: But they should!

Micah: It’s one of those small plot pieces that again, it’s just overlooked probably when you’re reading through the first time and then you go back are you’re like, “Oh! Now that makes sense.” And…

Eric: Yeah. Yeah, very cool.

Micah: So we see Scabbers – or Harry does for the first time in a long time, and he appears very skinny with patches of fur seeming to have fallen out. Harry “couldn’t help feeling that unless Scabbers had powers he had never revealed, he was reaching the end of his life.” So I guess there’s a bit of irony there, a bit of foreshadowing…

Andrew: Of course.

Micah: And you know, just kind of J.K. Rowling working her magic. [laughs] Anyway…

Andrew: “Working her magic.”

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: With a pen.

Micah: So my favorite part of Christmas, dinner, arrives and – now the trio go down for dinner and there’s a little bit of humor here because Dumbledore – I guess it’s called a cracker. I’ve never – it must be a British term. It must be a…

Eric: I asked Jamie about this last week, remember?

Micah: And what did he say? I honestly don’t remember.

Eric: He – yeah, he said that they’re like – they’re like Cracker Jack boxes.

Micah: Oh!

Eric: I mean, he didn’t make that comparison but it’s like the little prizes that you get. So apparently, I mean, they’re called crackers and they make a cracking sound. But I think they’re actually crackers too, like…

Andrew: Hmmm…

Eric: …like crackers that crack and make a – I don’t know. But I did ask him, because I knew this scene was coming up and he said “Yeah, there are prizes within. It’s a British tradition. It’s a British confection that’s basically, you know, you pull them and they come apart.” I imagine it would be something like a fortune cookie or…

Micah: Gotcha.

Eric: …you know, like that.

Andrew: Interesting.

Micah: Okay. So out comes a witch’s hat topped with a stuffed vulture, because Dumbledore asks Snape, I guess, to make the cracker pop, or whatever, I don’t know what [laughs] the right term is.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: But – and again everybody probably reading the book gets a good laugh at Snape’s expense because the trio remember what happened during Lupin’s lesson and what – with the Boggart. So now, in true Dumbledore fashion, he puts it on and wears it for the remainder of dinner.

Andrew: What a goofball! [laughs]

Micah: He is a goofball! Anyway – I don’t know, I just thought that was funny.

Andrew: You love that! [laughs]

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: You just spent three minutes on it.

Micah: It’s true Dumbledore – I mean, we haven’t – like you said, seen him for most of this book.

Andrew: Right.

Micah: But anyway. Now, the drunkard Trelawney arrives at Christmas dinner, and she’s at first reluctant to dine because, quote, “When thirteen dine together, the first to rise will be the first to die.”

Andrew: Yeah, this was really funny because she looked around the table and said, “No, I refuse to sit down because I will make thirteen.”

Eric: You know what guys, this just hit me. Dude, it’s – you’re going to love this – that it’s a Christ allegory, with the last supper. You know…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Jesus and the twelve apostles and…

Andrew: Uh-huh.

Micah: Oh, interesting.

Eric: …then Jesus rises, and – or whatever, because he’s standing in Leo Da Vinci’s painting.

Andrew: Now we know that – in hindsight, we know that Trelawney’s stuff is B.S. because Harry and Ron are the first to rise, and of course it’s actually Dumbledore – who’s sitting at that table – who was the first to die, so..

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: Right. And it’s…

Andrew: Now Micah, you wrote down foreshadowing to…

Micah: Order of the Phoenix.

Andrew: Yeah, why is this…

Micah: Well, because of Sirius. When they dine in Grimmauld Place, I think they said there – the people counted it up, and there were thirteen at the table…

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: …and he was the first to rise.

Andrew: Oh, no!

Micah: So by…

Andrew: But that’s good.

Micah: So by Eric’s logic, Sirius is Jesus Christ. [laughs]

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Well, I said this time it’s a Christ allegory, next time it’s J.K. Rowling being true to Trelawney.

Micah: Oh, okay.

Andrew: Interesting foreshadowing there.

Eric: But again…

Micah: This is Trelawney, though. Some of her things don’t always come true right away or they may be a little bit off, but some of them are pretty spot on.

Andrew: You could also argue it’s coincidence, though. [laughs]

Micah: I don’t think anything is coincidence in this series.

Andrew: No, no, no.

Eric: That’s true.

Micah: But anyway, McGonagall for the first time – she really shows this strong bias that she has against another professor in the way she carries on the conversation with Trelawney. I want to know…

Andrew: But she did this with – last year – Lockhart too, didn’t she? With the sarcasm?

Micah: Yeah, you’re right.

Andrew: I think she did a little bit. Yeah.

Micah: It’s an interesting side of her character.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: I don’t like it.

Micah: You don’t?

Andrew: She’s too – she’s too prestigious for me. I don’t want to see her being all sarcastic.

Eric: Well, it’s interesting seeing her like that too, because her actions are called into question this whole time when she has Harry’s Firebolt. Like – especially in the next chapter, I have a few points about that…

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: …where they’re wondering what allegiance she has because they keep his Firebolt from him. But McGonagall in this chapter is again disrespecting Trelawney, and it’s really interesting because Harry and Hermione – in fact everybody, really, takes what McGonagall means to be pretty much true and acceptable. She’s the head of their house. They’re very loyal to her.

Micah: Yeah. Oh, so you’re saying because McGonagall…

Eric: Yes…

Micah: …thinks she’s a bit of a kook, Hermione thinks the same thing.

Eric: I think she’s definitely assisted by that. You know, if McGonagall really revered Trelawney, and if Trelawney weren’t such a kook, I think it’d be a different story entirely.

Micah: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, as I mentioned earlier we learned Lupin is missing again. And I think – you know Hermione is probably going through in her head the checklist of things. Because she’s already suspected Lupin of being a werewolf, and now when she hears about Dumbledore asking Snape if he’s brewed him his potion, I think it’s just another piece of confirmation. And then at the end of dinner, Hermione asks for a word with McGonagall. Ron thinks it’s to take more classes – ha, ha, ha – but we all know what happens. And Eric, this I guess kind of leads into your point with the Firebolt – and you know McGonagall ends up taking it away from Harry, because both of them think – McGonagall and Hermione do – that it came from Sirius Black. Now, moving away from the actual story part…

Eric: [laughs] I love what you’ve written here.

Micah: I – yeah, I wrote, “If I were thirteen I know I’d be pretty pissed at Hermione. Even though she’s looking out for Harry, sometimes she’s a little bit too much of a goody two-shoes.” I mean, this is like the cool thing – like if you got – I don’t know, say you played sports and you got a really cool basketball or a really cool football or cleats that made you run faster, and all a sudden – you got it Christmas morning and then all of a sudden Christmas night, somebody took them away from you.

Andrew: It should have went like this…

[Audio (Jim Dale)]: Not my…

Andrew: Firebolt!

[Audio (Jim Dale)]: …you bitch!

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Eric: See, that’s why there’s a pause in Jim Dale’s reading of it; so that you can insert your own noun into his…

Andrew: Yeah. [laughs]

Eric: Okay, I see that.

Andrew: Yeah. But yeah, I would have been upset too. But I mean, Hermione just cares. And they bring this up at the end when they get the Firebolt back. Harry and Ron are like, “You know, maybe we should thank Hermione, she was just looking out for us.”

Eric: Yeah, they do. I mean it’s kind of like reporting unattended baggage at the airport, though. You’re going out of your way for the good of everybody else. She’s just that kind of person.

Andrew: All right, let’s move on to Chapter 12, “The Patronus.”

MuggleCast 194 Transcript (continued)


Chapter-by-Chapter: “The Patronus”


Eric: Chapter 12, “The Patronus.” Okay so, Oliver Wood comes back, it’s the end of Christmas Break. And he kind of approaches Harry and starts to say, “Hey look, we really can’t have the same thing happen at the next Quidditch match that we had in the previous Quidditch match. It sounds almost for a minute like he’s trying to get Harry kicked off – like he’s going to try to replace him, because he says…

Andrew: Oh, yeah.

Eric: …”I’d hate to lose you as a seeker” and Harry is reminded – Harry remembers the promise that Lupin made, that after Christmas he could actually start practicing. So he tells Wood about that, and also Ron comes forward. Harry and Ron are furious with Hermione, and they tell Oliver Wood about the Firebolt. And Wood decides that he’s going to go talk to McGonagall because obviously there’s nothing wrong with it, and they need the Firebolt to win. So, this touches on what we said before, McGonagall kind of acts – Wood acts like McGonagall wouldn’t really want Gryffindor’s best interest at heart, and is obviously in line with Harry. What ends up happening is Oliver Wood acts as though it’s more important that the Firebolt is back in Gryffindor’s possession, for the team, than Harry’s well being. Which is obviously how Wood feels, but it’s kind of funny. The interesting thing is, Harry and Wood are talking and Wood asks him why she has the Firebolt and Harry says out loud to him that Sirius Black is – “It’s to protect me against Sirius Black, because they think Sirius Black sent it.” But I didn’t know at what point the rest of the world knew that Sirius Black was specifically after Harry. Because we just came from the Three Boomsticks, where…

Andrew: Right.

Eric: …they’re talking about this, and we talked about this just minutes ago.

Andrew: Well, I don’t think Oliver Wood cares. And I think that was Harry’s intention of telling him. Harry was so upset that his broom was taken, he doesn’t care who knows the actual reason why. And Oliver doesn’t really care why the broom was taken – he just wants Harry to play and he wants the Firebolt back.

Micah: Oh, okay.

Andrew: So Harry could have told him Voldemort was coming to the match tomorrow and Oliver would say, “I don’t care. Get the broom.”

Micah: Yeah, he’s one of those kids that’s always just passionate about the game – that’s all he cares about, is winning.

Andrew: He’s a typical – he was – he’s like Micah was in his college days, he was all about the sports – he didn’t care about anything else. About playing, about winning. Right Micah?

Eric: Is that true, Micah?

Micah: That’s right.

Andrew: I never knew you in college, but I assume you were like that.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: Yeah, I didn’t play any sports. I was just passionate about the teams that played for my school.

Andrew: Right.

Eric: Well that’s cool. You’ve got to be true to your school. Some other stuff happens during the chapter, and eventually Harry does follow up with Lupin. He reminds him after class, “Hey, you said you’d help me fight off Dementors.” So he actually – he does attend – Lupin says “How about next Thursday night in the History of Magic classroom?” So they go and Harry meets up with Lupin, and Lupin says that he’s solved the problem – instead of bringing an actual Dementor into the school that he’s actually found another Boggart. And this Boggart was – is said to be in Filch’s filing cabinet, which I thought was just really funny. Filch has enough to deal with, let alone a Boggart in his filing cabinet messing up – messing stuff around. But I wondered if Squibs can see Boggarts, because it just seems to me like Filch would have been attacked by this Boggart at some point if it was in his file cabinet.

Andrew: Yeah. Well maybe somebody else captured it and stuck it in the filing cabinet for him.

Eric: [laughs] That’s weird.

Andrew: Yeah, it is kind of weird.

Micah: Peeves.

Andrew: But then again, I’d assume another teacher would just put it somewhere else. So I think if it is in his room, then – in his filing cabinet – then yes, I think that answers the question.

Eric: What is Filch’s Boggart, too? If Filch had discovered this Boggart on his own, what do you think it would have turned into?

Andrew: A student out of line. No, I don’t – Dumbledore saying there’s no more rules. [laughs]

Eric: [laughs] That’s a good one.

Micah: Catnip.

Andrew: I don’t know. Catnip. [laughs].

Eric: So…

Andrew: A dead Crook – or a dead Mrs. Norris maybe.

Eric: No, I think catnip because Norris would be loving something more than she loved Filch.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Eric: Unrequited love, Filch and his cat. So Harry does have a few rounds with this Dementor-Boggart. And it’s very interesting because this chapter is really about Harry and his own inner struggle. He needs to show complete mastery over his feelings. On one hand, he needs to concentrate on this happy thought. To conjure a Patronus, it has to be this solid, happy thought, he has to be clear of mind in order to make a Patronus that’s going to fight off Dementors worth a damn. Then on the other hand, when faced with a Dementor, he’s hearing the dying words of his mother and father, which he’s never heard. I mean he was an infant, he doesn’t remember his parent’s voices, and he’s hearing them for the first time and he actually – it said he wants to hear their voices and he almost doesn’t want to create a Patronus so that he can be closer to his parents’ voices. It’s a really deep and important theme and for Harry to realize that and have to deal with wanting to hear how his parents sound shows tremendous leaps and bounds. He’s doing this advanced magic with the Patronus, but he’s also doing advanced – he’s really growing up essentially, because he’s having to conjure this creation.

Andrew: Yeah, we see a deep inner struggle here. And it is interesting to watch Harry, I mean this is a real mature moment of Harry where as Lupin notes, he’s practicing very advanced magic. So it was interesting to watch. Slowly more and more Eric, I’m seeing why this is your favorite book. This is a very big development book for Harry.

Eric: Yeah. I caught too, and later he’s – I mean after class, we’re going to get into one more point in class – but after class he says to himself, “They’re dead,” you know, “They’re dead, and listening to echoes of them won’t bring them back.”

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: He says to – Which is very reminiscent of Book Seven, where he’s got the Resurrection Stone and it’s kind of the moral of the Three Brothers story that once something’s dead it’s not really natural, there’s nothing you can do to bring them back fully. It’s very interesting, this inner struggle of Harry. What’s interesting about in class is that when Harry tells Lupin that he heard James’ voice, Lupin tells him that they were friends in school and Harry is – fortunately, it doesn’t take weeks for a climax to happen. Harry realizes that, well, Sirius Black and James were friends, so Lupin must have known Sirius Black. So he asks him, and Lupin reacts really strangely and just says that he thought he knew Sirius Black.

Andrew: Mhm.

Eric: So that’s really interesting because here’s a recurring plot of that – that’s just forming of Lupin and Sirius and James all being at school together. You know, we’ve just gotten the Marauder’s Map two chapters ago, and it’s very interesting to see this plot forming. So it’s interesting because he also asks Lupin about the Dementors, and he – right before he leaves, after he kind of ruins things by talking about Sirius, he asks Lupin what’s under a Dementor’s hood and I have the quote from page 247, he says…

Andrew: What’s the quote!

Eric: “Well, the only people who really know are in no condition to tell us what’s under a Dementor’s cloak. You see, the Dementor lowers its hood only to use its last and worst weapon.” And Harry asks, “What’s that?” And he says, “‘they call it the Dementors’ Kiss,’ said Lupin with a slightly twisted smile. ‘It’s what Dementors do to those they wish to destroy utterly. I suppose there must be some kind of mouth under there because they clamp their jaws upon the mouth of the victim and – suck out his soul.'”

Andrew: Whoa.

Eric: This is interesting because we were just talking about Dementors as, you know, can they be communicated with? And Lupin is saying that they kiss people they wish to destroy utterly. So it’s like Dementors have their own – and they’re not really controllable, even by the Ministry. Because when they get to Sirius Black – or when they get to Barty Crouch, even before they’re authorized to they suck out his soul.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: You know, and so they – they kind of – they have their own agenda and opinions.

Micah: Yeah. Well, it brings up what we were talking about earlier though, with just the Ministry’s blind trust, or even the community as a whole’s blind trust in these creatures whose sole purpose is to, you know…

Eric: Create despair.

Micah: …feast on despair, and just – why would you just trust in these types of creatures if they’ve already betrayed you once…

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: …in the sense of following Voldemort and as long as they’re serving their purpose, it’s okay? To just…

Andrew: It’s not okay.

Eric: I don’t think it’s any question that they were going to join Voldemort if he ever rose again. I mean that’s what so weird about it. But the interesting thing about J.K.R. and how her books play out is that in – at the beginning of Book Five, when we think that two Dementors were outside Ministry control, and just went after Harry as part of a personal vendetta on their part, they’re actually – it’s interesting because we find out in the end that they were actually under the Ministry’s control still and that Umbridge sent them to – so these Dementors are used as these tools of despair and whether or not they are under Ministry control, they are horrible creatures to have around. And…

Micah: Right.

Eric: …certainly…

Andrew: Guys, you are depressing me.

Eric: [laughs] Okay.

Andrew: This needs to end.

Eric: Okay…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: …then we’ve got to end it.

Andrew: Move along!

Eric: Happy moment!

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Harry gets his Firebolt back.

Andrew: Yay!

Eric: Yay! They couldn’t find anything wrong with it and it looks okay. That’s what Harry is mostly concerned about because at the end of the last chapter when Hermione says, “Oh, they’re going to strip it down,” and Harry is totally affronting. He is, like, “You’re going to make my Firebolt naked. It’s not…”

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: “…going to look the same.” He gets it back and it’s fine. And…

Andrew: And I think it’s – Jo describes his reaction as, it felt amazing to see it back. He was so – he was really happy for the first…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: …time in days or something.

Eric: He’s so happy that he says…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: …to Ron, “Look, Ron, okay, we have to resolve this with Hermione.” Just before they entered Gryffindor Tower, they encountered Neville and Sir Cadogan. And it turns out Neville has lost his list of passwords which he made – the password is weird. I don’t even remember what it is. It’s a weird password, so obviously it was kind of a smart thing to say, “Hey, look, Sir Cadogan, you need to tell me what the passwords are going to be. I’m going to write them down.” Obviously that comes into play later, not going to say anything else about that. But, they get into the Common Room, everybody is, like, “Ooh, a Firebolt! Shiny, shiny. Where did you get it?” and all that stuff. And Harry is about to make some progress with Hermione and he walks over to her, he asks her about her classes. But soon enough, Ron, who has gone up to the bedroom, I think to put the Firebolt away, comes down and he has got bed sheets that are bloody. And he screams, and he confronts Hermione and says, “Scabbers is gone and…”

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: “…look what I found.” And there are some ginger cat hairs that he throws at her feet.

[Andrew makes trumpet sound]

Eric: Rounds…

Micah: Round…

Eric: …five.

Micah: …five.

Eric: Six, yeah. I think it’s a K.O. and…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: …Crookshanks has won at this point.

Andrew: And we’ll talk about this at the beginning of the next chapter. But again, this draws the parallel of Scabbers and Crookshanks, and Hermione and Ron. I mean, there are some similarities you can draw here, but we’ll talk about that…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: …next week.

Eric: Yeah.


Quote Quiz


Andrew: It’s time now for Quote quiz, quiz, quiz, quiz. This, of course, is between Chapters 13 and 15. “‘That was quite some Patronus,’ said a voice in Harry’s ear.” Whose voice was it?!

Eric: Would it be anybody but Lupin’s?

Andrew: That would be correct. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. It’s quite hard to pick out quotes because…

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: …I could give you something really hard like, “You did?!”

[Micah laughs]

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: But…

Eric: That’s…

Andrew: …it has to be…

Eric: …really hard.


Listener Tweet: Lupin


Andrew:[laughs] somewhat descriptive. Okay, so we did ask you guys to send in your tweets pertaining to these chapters and we actually covered most of the questions you guys asked. Thank you to Michael Gonzalez, OneLastLaugh, sparklylulz for sending in a few that we discussed throughout this chapter. One we did not get to, Carlie Eades:

“Why do you think Lupin never checked up on Harry over the years? If my best friend died, I’d check on their kid occasionally.”

I think that’s a good point. Where was Lupin? Come on!

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Some friend!

Eric: Could it be – I mean, we know Sirius was in Azkaban. Could it be that they just trust Dumbledore’s protection of Harry? Like, they don’t want to interfere with the Muggles raising him and protecting him, and all that?

Andrew: [sighs] I guess. I don’t know.

Micah: Yeah, I don’t know. I think part of it could be his condition and – but he’s obviously okay for how many other days out of the month. So, it’s a little bit weird that he has never looked in on Harry or maybe he just feels content getting updates from Dumbledore.

Eric: Well, why does Figg never show herself? She says that she couldn’t – Harry couldn’t have a happy time or the Dursleys wouldn’t want him to be there. Harry asks Mrs. Figg why she never comes out and says, “Hey, look, I’m part of this Wizarding World.” I wonder if Dumbledore forbid – I mean, as well – not in addition to Lupin having respect for Dumbledore, but that it would be Dumbledore’s wishes for Harry to not have contact with the wizard world at the very least until it’s time when he is eleven and going to Hogwarts. But after that happens, to not jeopardize – because part of the sole part of the protection on Privet Drive lies in Petunia Dursley’s allowing Harry to live there. And I guess maybe he thought that if…

Andrew: He didn’t need…

Eric: …people visited Harry, that it might – from the outside world, it might push that over the edge, maybe? So that…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: He couldn’t be a proper pig for slaughter if he had all that interaction.

Andrew: [laugh] True.

Eric: Exactly. And we know that he was very – a Machiavellian character.


Favorites: Death Eater


Andrew: Okay, let’s play Favorites. And next week, we will – or next episode, Episode 195, we will cover Chapters 13 through 15. So, look forward to that. Read up, and send us your feedback about those chapters if you have any questions that we can address during the show. Time now to play Favorites. Favorite Death Eaters, guys. Favorite Death Eaters. We asked people to send in their feedback via Twitter what their favorite Death Eater is. Everybody almost unanimously said Bellatrix.

Eric: Ugh, ugh.

Andrew: But just to be different, I have to say Lucius Malfoy because Lucius – he is a father figure. His son is in Hogwarts and here he is being a Death Eater. I mean, it’s horrible. It’s sickening to me.

Eric: Particularly for his non-exit in Deathly Hallows, which we talked on in the beginning with Jason Isaacs maybe rewriting it. In Book Seven, the Malfoys are very – they have their son. Voldemort has taken his personal vendetta against Lucius to nearly trying to get Draco killed in Book Six. And in Book Seven, he is like a bad house guest. He crashes their manor, he hangs around, he kills old Hogwarts professors in front of them at the dinner table. They’re getting kind of sick of Voldemort. And they…

Micah: Right.

Eric: …really see that whatever reasons Lucius has had for joining the Death Eaters and being a Death Eater all these years is really called into question by Voldemort’s actions in Book Seven, and his continuous abuse of them. He outright insults their allegiance and all that in front of all the other Death Eaters throughout Book Seven. He really causes that part of it, but the Malfoys have to choose between Voldemort and their son, and they choose their son. And he is so…

Andrew: So…

Eric: …very…

Andrew: …is that your favorite Death Eater?

Eric: Well, no, just for what you were saying.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: I mean, we see how…

Andrew: Who is your favorite Death Eater?

Eric: Yaxley.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: Yaxley?

Micah: Just because of the name?

Eric: The name, it’s…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: How about you, Micah?

Micah: I would probably say Snape. I mean, he’s probably…

Andrew: Oh…

Micah: …forgotten…

Andrew: …yeah.

Micah: …in the Death Eater world. But, I mean…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: …he was one for a very long time and did all that undercover business. So, yeah – I mean, I’d go with Snape. I mean, I think Bellatrix is kind of the easy pick because – and maybe we should have differentiated in the question because I know a lot of people picked Bellatrix particularly because of the actress who plays her.

[Eric sighs]

Micah: But, I don’t know. I mean, who are some of the other ones you could – I mean, looking at the tweets, Draco was one that people liked.

Eric: That’s a good point.

Andrew: Draco is a good one, yeah. And Bellatrix, of course.

Micah: Regulus.

Andrew: Bellatrix, Snape – yeah.

Eric: Regulus Black, there we go.

Andrew: If you want to be really different. [laughs]

Eric: [laughs] Yeah. The other Death Eaters – I mean, there is the father of Crabbe and Goyle. I mean, that’s kind of random. The executioner is a Death Eater, I guess, right?

Andrew and

Micah:

Yeah.

Micah: I can’t…

Eric: Which is…

Micah: …remember his name right now. I’m drawing a blank.

Eric: Weird.


The MuggleCasters’ Patronuses


Andrew: And real quickly, before we wrap up the show today, last week a lot of people were wondering what our Patronuses would be after we had answered what our Boggarts would be. So, I wanted to address that real quick. Me personally – mine? Oh God, I don’t know. I don’t know what it would be, but what I would want it to be is a little kitty cat. Because it would be so cool to be, like, “Expecto Patronum!” And a little kitty cat comes out of my wand.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: And it just – like, “Meow!” and it sort of sends its little paw up in the air, and the Death Eater goes away. An adorable little kitty cat would…

[Eric laughs]

Micah: Like Umbridge, huh?

Andrew: No.

Eric: Like one of…

Andrew: Well…

Eric: …Umbridge’s cats.

Andrew: …you mean one of her cats? Maybe, I guess.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Or a puppy. How about you guys?

Micah: Oh, by the way, Eric, the name was Macnair.

Eric: Macnair, thank you. I was just looking it up. I was trying to find a list of Death Eaters.

Micah: Because he actually comes back in Order of the Phoenix too. He is part of the whole scene at the Ministry. I don’t know. I always think it would be interesting to hear what other people would think the Patronus would be. I don’t know.

Andrew: Everyone, write in with your ideas for Micah’s Patronus. I think…

Eric: And mine.

Andrew: …that might be interesting.

Eric: And mine. I think my Patronus…

Andrew: And you. [laughs]

Eric: …would probably just be a loudspeaker or something, and…

Andrew: [laughs] A loudspeaker?

Eric: Yeah, it would talk the Dementor away, you know.

Micah: Can it…

Andrew: Please step away…

Micah: …be an…

Andrew: …from me.

Micah: …inanimate object?

Andrew: Yeah, I think it has…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: …to be an animal.

Eric: Okay, okay. If it had to be an animal, then I would say the yak.

[Prolonged silence]

Andrew: Wow.

Eric: It’s the…

Micah: [laughs] The yak.

Eric: …recurring theme.

Micah: Oh, that…

Andrew: You would be a…

Eric: The recurring theme here. Yeah, I’m the spieler. I would spieler the Dementor away. It’s an old nickname that I like to reprise every once in a while. We forgot about Barty Crouch, Jr. being a Death Eater.

Micah: I’d go with a lion.

Andrew: But…

Micah: I know…

Andrew: A lion?

Micah: …we’re mixing two different conversations here, but…

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: This is the most disarrayed conversation.

Eric: So, Aslan would come out of your wand?

Micah: Yeah, yeah. Like what, Aslan? I don’t know. No, it’s like – oh, we’re talking about Macnair, then we’re talking about yaks, then we’re talking about…

Andrew: Yeah. [laughs]

Micah: …Barty Crouch, Jr…

Andrew: It’s very confusing!

Micah: …then we’re talking about…

Eric: Yaks.

Micah: …lions.

Eric: And Yaxley, the Death Eater. But Barty Crouch, Jr. was a Death Eater.

Andrew: That may go down as one of the most confusing conversations of MuggleCast history.

Micah: But yeah, that’s a good…

Andrew: It was, yeah.

Micah: …idea. People should send in what they think the hosts’ Patronuses would be.


Announcement: Community Outlets


Andrew: Yeah, send us a list. So, that just about does it for the show this week. It’s been another great show. A trio, the MuggleCast trio. [laughs] No, we don’t want to start that. We want to remind everybody about the MuggleCast website at MuggleCast.com. It has all the information you need pertaining to this show. You can subscribe and review us on iTunes, you can follow us on Twitter, and you can become a fan of us on Facebook, all through the website. You’ll also find the MuggleCast Wall of Fame, where we have actually added a new inductee. And the new inductee is, of course, the parallels episode: Episode 114 from September 24, 2007. We have referenced it before, and I said we would add it to the Wall of Shame. Well, guess what? We did, and it’s there now…

Eric: You mean Wall of Fame.

Micah: Cool!

Andrew: …on MuggleCast.com. And much more information there, so visit…

Micah: Like…

Andrew: …the site.


Announcement: Transcript Update


Micah: …transcripts.

Andrew: And the transcripts, yes.

Micah: Can I bring that up for a minute? Because we are at, I think, 189 episodes on the transcripts and we are working through the early 190’s. So, it’s great to finally be in the year 2010 and have transcripts from the year [laughs] 2010.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: Because for a while, we were pretty far behind. I’ll take responsibility for all that being far behind. But for all the work that everybody has done, the whole team over there, they do a really great job. And it’s kind of one of those thankless positions where they don’t always get the recognition they deserve. And they really do work hard. The editors…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: …and the transcribers, and everybody who is in charge over there. So really, thank you for that. And I know a lot of the listeners out there appreciate the work that you do.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Absolutely.

Eric: And I do read the transcripts, and I will go back and I really enjoy them.

[Show music begins]

Eric: So, thank you to everybody who produces those.


Announcement: A Couple More Community Outlets


Andrew: Yeah. They are a great resource, and to think we have currently 189 transcripts is amazing. So, thank you to the staff there. That’s great. And while we are talking about the site, we also wanted to mention some other links that are on the site but we haven’t talked about lately: our FrapprMap and our Last.FM page. The FrapprMap is this really cool thing – there’s a link on MuggleCast.com on the right under “Community”. You can put a little pinpoint in our MuggleCast map, and it’s cool because you can see where all the listeners are listening from. So, check out the FrapprMap. You can actually easily access it by going to Frappr.com – F-R-A-P-P-R.com – /MuggleCast. And finally, our Last.FM page. There’s a link under “Community” on MuggleCast.com as well. You can see what fellow MuggleCast fans are listening to, what kind of music they are into. And the top artist this week as decided upon [laughs] by MuggleCast listeners is Lady Gaga – [laughs] followed by Coldplay, Muse, The Beatles, Death Cab For Cutie. So, that’s a cool way to see what your fellow listeners are also listening to right now.

Eric: That is really cool.


Show Close


Andrew: Yeah. Neat thing. I’m going to hook my – I’m going to join the MuggleCast group and start using Last.FM so people can see what I’m listening to. The amount of Lady Gaga I listen to will push up that number. [laughs] So…

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: …she’ll probably stay at number one. Again, MuggleCast.com, all the information you need pertaining to the show. Thanks everyone so much for listening! It’s been another great episode. I’m Andrew Sims.

Eric: I am Eric Scull.

Micah: And I’m Micah Tannenbaum.

Andrew: We’ll see you next time for Episode 195. Buh-bye!

Eric: Bye!

Micah: Bye!

[Show music continues]


Blooper: Eric’s Dog


Eric: Next e-mail comes from Georgia-Kate from Bristol, United Kingdom:

“Hey, guys! I was recently listening to Episode 193. During the Chapter-by-Chapter review…”

[Dog barks, sound suddenly gets muted]

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Give me a second.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Andrew: I like how you mute your mic. [laughs]


Blooper: Eric’s Dog Again


[Dog barks, sound gets muted again]

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Micah: Eric is beating…

Andrew: You don’t have…

Micah: …his poor dog.

Andrew: Yeah, I can’t figure out why else he would just mute his mic like that. [laughs]

Eric: Sorry.

Andrew: All right.

Transcript #193

MuggleCast 193 Transcript


Show Intro


[Intro music begins]

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Jim Dale: [as Professor McGonagall] This is Professor McGonagall welcoming you all to MuggleCast hoping you enjoy – Dobby! Dobby, come here! Here! Dobby! [as Dobby] Yes, I’d just like to say how very pleased I am to introduce MuggleCast to all of you! Thank you! Thank you!

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Micah: Because Stuart Craig is a man’s man, this is MuggleCast Episode 193 for March the 4th, 2010.

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Andrew: Welcome to MuggleCast Episode 193! Here today with Ben, Jaime, Eric, and Micah. Hey boys!

Ben: Hey, Andrew.

Jamie: Hey.

Micah: Hey.

Andrew: I feel like the fans – you know our audience is primarily girls – they really – I hope they enjoy these all-boy programs. You know what I’m saying?

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: Well, we lost Laura to Costa Rica so there’s not much we can do about that.

Andrew: Yeah, unfortunately.

Eric: [laughs] Costa Rica stole her away.

Andrew: We have a big show today. Last week – or last episode there was no news. Now there’s a ton of news and a big Chapter-by-Chapter. Big show! Big show all around! I’m Andrew Sims.

Ben: I’m Ben Schoen.

Eric: I’m Eric Scull.

Jamie: I’m Jamie Lawrence.

Micah: And I’m Micah Tannenbaum.

[Show music continues]

Andrew: Go ahead Micah. Lay the news on us. Lots of news going on.

Ben: Lay it on me Micah.


News: Deathly Hallows Interviews


Micah: All right, let’s start with some Deathly Hallows interviews. A lot of these have been going on, most of them not really related to Movie 7. The interviews weren’t done specifically for Movie 7, but a lot of actors and actresses are out there promoting new things that they’re doing and of course Harry Potter questions come up. I guess we’ll start with Stuart Craig. He was discussing his career in The Telegraph a couple weeks ago and of course they got on to he topic of the seventh film, and one of the interesting things that he said was that Snape dies an extremely good death and he was quite upset about it.

Ben: A good death?

Micah: He said he was in tears. Can you believe that?

Andrew: I don’t know. I mean Stuart Craig, he’s such a man’s man.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: To hear that he’s crying over checking out this scene in the film, but that’s great. That’s great to hear. He said that’s the only time he’s cried I think.

Ben: Does everybody know who Stuart Craig is?

Andrew: He is the production designer. He designs all the amazing Harry Potter sets.

Eric: And he was just on set when they did that and that’s without editing, without hard cutting, without music.

Andrew: Right.

Eric: That’s how good – we’re meant to believe that Alan Rickman’s acting was really good.

Andrew: I believe Stuart Craig. He’s not one to overhype anything.

Eric: Yeah, yeah.

Andrew: He puts himself down a lot.

Eric: He doesn’t put out all these stories where he’s crying over stuff.

Andrew: [laughs] Right.

Eric: He’s pretty solid. Tried and tested.

Andrew: Unlike everyone else. “Best movie yet! Best movie yet!”

Jamie: Yeah, but, they’re bigging it up, aren’t they? Everyone’s saying how the ending’s going to be colossal, it’s going to be incredible – surely you would say that.

Andrew: Yes.

Jamie: You’re going to have to say that about Book 7, aren’t you? You’re going to say that the ending’s going to be the best thing you’ve ever seen in the world, ever.

Andrew: [laughs] That’s true. All right – what other Deathly Hallows news, Micah?


News: Dan Radcliffe Interview


Micah: Well, Dan Radcliffe has been doing some promotion for a charity that he is a big part of called The Trevor Project. And in an interview discussing it he also was asked questions about Deathly Hallows and he talked a little bit recently about the epilogue, the forest scene filming, and more…

Andrew: I have audio, I have audio.

Micah: …you have audio – oh, look at that.

Andrew: Would you like audio? Yes, here you go.

[Interview audio plays]

Interviewer: Epilogue? Have you done it yet – have you seen yourself old – have you seen any of the tests or anything?

Daniel Radcliffe: No, not yet. We’ve done a few tests and it does look really, really rather good. And hopefully – the one thing I’ll say – is that my daughter is hopefully going to be played by the daughter of Amanda Knight who is the head of the makeup department…

Interviewer: Wonderful.

Daniel Radcliffe: …and she was born a week before I got the part. And is now nine. And so it’s the kind of physical embodiment of how long we’ve been there. [laughs]

Interviewer: Wow. [laughs]

Daniel Radcliffe: And she’s got red hair like Ginny and blue eyes like me, so she’s perfect to play our daughter.

Interviewer: A fitting testament to the passage of time, right?

Daniel Radcliffe: Absolutely! I couldn’t have put it better myself.

[Interview audio ends]

Andrew: So that’s kind of cool – they’re making it sort of go full circle in a subtle little way.

Jamie: That is kind of cool, yeah.

Micah: A lot of people had a problem with the blue eyes comment.

Eric: [laughs] Yeah.

Andrew: Mmmm.

Eric: What color are Harry’s eyes?

Micah: Not blue.

Andrew: Green!

Ben: “Green as a fresh pickled toad, the one who conquered the Dark Lord”.

Eric: I was like, “Wow, that’s pretty cool”…

Jamie: Green as a pack of pickles. Bet you haven’t heard that for awhile.

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: Jamie, your mission is complete.

Ben: So what is The Trevor Project? It’s for…

Andrew: The Trevor Project, it’s this – it’s basically this hotline that people who are maybe in the closet or unsure of their sexuality, they can call and ask for – get some help, like counseling sort of, over the phone.

Jamie: Why is it called The Trevor Project?

Andrew: Yes.

Jamie: But why is is called that?

Andrew: I guess it’s named after someone.

Jamie: Trevor.

Ben: Probably Trevor?

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Someone named Trevor.

Ben: And didn’t Dan Radcliffe come out and say that he’s not gay?

Andrew: He’s not gay.

Ben: Ooh.

Andrew: Sorry Ben. Ooh!

[Everyone laughs]

Jamie: Good one.

Eric: I saw your disappointed news post Andrew.

Ben: I’m going to start a new segment called Dear Dan.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Andrew: Frankly, I thought it was kind of uncalled for. Why is MTV asking? I don’t know…

Ben: But everyone’s dying to know Andrew.

Andrew: But there’s not – nobody’s dying to know, there hasn’t been some wild speculation over Dan’s sexuality so…

Ben: Oh, but there has been. Let’s be honest.

Jamie: I thought there was a while ago. Yeah, I thought there was.

Andrew: I guess, I guess.

Eric: Actually guys I have an answer for you. It’s actually named the Trevor Project because it’s based on a short film named Trevor which was a dramedy about a gay 13 year old boy who tries to commit suicide. So it’s actually this little known short film named Trevor, so that’s how that happened.

Andrew: Oh, okay.

Micah: Yeah so he does talk about a lot more in those interviews. They’re – they’re broken up into about ten different little segments. He talks about filming the forest scene with Gary Oldman and David Thewlis. And also that he’s very sad that the end of Deathly Hallows filming is near and that about four or five months are left in shooting. So that takes us just about up to Summer time.

Andrew: And that’s interesting because, you know, they – they started in February 2009. They started filming in February 2009 and they thought it was going to take a year. They were going to wrap up in about March or April. Now it’s pushed back to July so I don’t know, is that a good sign that maybe they’re – they’re putting in some extra time into filming these scenes, because clearly things have been pushed back.

Eric: They’re working on the third part. They’re working on the third…

Andrew: [laughs] The third part.

Ben: Or – yeah [laughs]. Or maybe – or maybe they’re just poor estimators of time.

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: Maybe too. I guess it’s probably is hard to predict how long it’s going to take to shoot two films back to back.

Jamie: Yeah that is true. That…

Andrew: Plus they had to break for Half-Blood Prince so they’re probably going to have to break for the opening of the theme park.


News: Helena Bonham Carter Interview


Micah: Absolutely. So another person who has been making the rounds because of Alice in Wonderland is Helena Bonham Carter. And she revealed some interesting information, saying that she really doesn’t think that she’s going to be in the first part of Deathly Hallows. She says most of her scenes come in the second so that can give us a little bit of an idea of where these two films are going to be split.

Eric: So her – wait – Hermione doesn’t use the Polyjuice Potion to turn into Bellatrix until the – the Gringotts scene right? Like…

Micah: Correct.

Eric: Until they have to break into her Gringotts vault. Okay so…

Ben: Am I the only one who thinks Bellatrix is kind of hot?

Andrew: She is hot.

Ben: Like in a…

Micah: Naughty sort of way?

Andrew: Now do you think it’s…

Ben: Creepy goth sort of way?

Andrew: Did you think that when you read the book? Or just seeing Helena play her on screen?

Ben: Well, when I read the book, you know, I liked the power. You know, Bellatrix is very powerful.

Andrew: Yeah, yeah.

Jamie: Ben, Ben, are you attracted to strong women? Is that what you’re saying?

Ben: Yeah, that is what I’m saying.

Andrew: Bodybuilding women.

[Everyone laughs]

Ben: Women on steroids!

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: What – what else did she say?

Micah: Well, she did talk a little bit about the scene that Eric mentioned – having to play the role of Hermione and that it was interesting to go back and be 17-years-old. She wishes that she could actually do that in real life.

Andrew: Mmhm. Well I thought one of the bigger quotes from her was when she said, “I do get a good death scene”. That should be awesome.

Ben: [as Mrs. Weasley] “Not my daughter, you bitch!”

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: Yeah, that’ll be interesting.

Andrew: Yeah, it will be.

Eric: I was thinking about that the other day. Does he say that in the audiobook? Does either Jim Dale or Stephen Fry, do they…

Andrew: Well, they must.

Jamie: They must do, yeah.

Eric: They must, but has anyone actually heard them curse?

Andrew: No, we should get the clip. That’s probably a good clip.

Ben: Not my daughter, you bleep.

Eric: See what I’m saying? Okay.

Andrew: I don’t think they bleep it out.

Ben: I know.

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: But it’s not the first time that “bitch” was used in the series.

Andrew: Right.

Eric: No, I mean – but – and he does say it in Prisoner of Azkaban. Like, I’ve heard that. It’s obviously a different context, but when it’s screamed in capitals…

Jamie: Who says it in Prisoner of Azkaban?

Ben: Aunt Marge when she’s talking about…

Eric: She’s talking about dogs, breeding…

Ben: Yeah.

Jamie: Oh, yeah, but that’s in a different context.

Eric: Yeah, that’s what I said. I mean, it’s the same word.

Ben: But a bitch is a bitch.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: So many people e-mail in and they’re like, “Oh, there’s a curse word in Prisoner of Azkaban and you guys missed it.”

Andrew: Whatever. It’s a finer point. We didn’t miss it, we did talk about it a couple of episodes ago. So, anyway, but, yeah, Helena did say that her last day of filming was filming this death scene, so I guess that’s a good way to go out.

Jamie: Can I just make a correction? It’s not Huh-lane-ah. It’s Helena.

Andrew: Helena. Sorry. Sorry.

Jamie: [laughs] Wow. You guys.

Eric: Helena has been ruling here, Jamie, because we haven’t had you, so I don’t even…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: …know the difference any more. I’m just…

Jamie: You guys say some weird things. You really do.

Andrew: I think that may be the American English pronunciation gap, but sorry.


News: Jason Isaacs Interview


Micah: All right. And then final bit of interviews was with Jason Isaacs, who plays Lucius Malfoy. So he did a couple of interviews in promotion of his new film and he talked a lot about just leaving the Potter films as a whole, that he’s done filming and that he’s very upset that he has to part with his wig.

Andrew: Aw.

Eric: And the cane.

Micah: And the cane.

Andrew: They should let him keep that wig. They said they weren’t going to let him keep it. I mean, it’s just like give it to him. You know they have more than one.

Jamie: It’s probably quite expensive, though. I bet it’s real human hair.

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: Or some type of thing. Unicorn hair.

Andrew: [laughs] Unicorn hair. That would be pretty awesome. I’d wear that.

Micah: But one quote from him was, “there’s one long sequence where everyone left standing when the forces of good meet the forces of evil.” That is going to be a pretty cool scene.

Andrew: Yeah. That reminds me of that giant Order of the Phoenix poster that was on billboards where you saw the good people on the left and the bad people on the right. But you never actually saw a scene that look like that in the film, it was just a promotional poster. So hopefully…

Jamie: What was the slogan for that? I can’t remember.

Andrew: I can’t remember either.

Micah: It’s getting darker.

Eric: It’s Order of the Phoenix. “You will lose everything.”

Jamie: Right, that was a cool slogan. That was quite good.


News: Theme Park Updates


Micah: All right, moving onto some theme park news, little updates. We’ve gotten a lot of new pictures over the course of a few weeks, since we’ve done our last show and it looks like the theme park is more or less coming together.

Andrew: I would hope so.

Micah: Yeah, not a whole lot more that I have to say about it.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: We got a look at some new store fronts and new arial shots. Check it out in our galleries.

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah, there’s nothing, I guess, new to report, though Orlando – or Universal Orlando met with the Central Florida Vacation Home Managers and they revealed a couple of interesting things. They said there is going to be a frog choir that will perform five times a day in the park.

Micah: What?

Ben: Wow.

Eric: That’s cute….

Jamie: A frog choir?

Ben: I’m going to go audition.

[Andrew laughs]

Andrew: All right…

Jamie: You aren’t a frog Ben.


News: Potter Video Games


Micah: And last show we talked about both videos games, EA as well as the Lego Harry Potter video game and it looks like Electronic Arts will be doing a Deathly Hallows video game.

Ben: Cha-ching!

Micah: Yeah, exactly. And it probably will be just Part I, as we spoke about on the last show, and this came up by a tweet by James Phelps where he said he was back at Leavesden for a bit of press regarding the new HP7 game. It looks really impressive from everything we’ve seen of it.

Micah: I can’t really get too high on that, though.

Andrew: Yeah. They said that about the other ones, too. [laughs] So, whatever! I’m sorry, I’m not losing interest or anything, it’s just that as we discussed before the video games are not good.

Micah: No, they’re not.

Jamie: Well, Order of the Phoenix was okay.

Ben: If they really wanted to promote this game, they should take a page out of this new Major League Baseball game that’s coming out…

Andrew: Mhm.

Ben: …the first person to throw – to pitch a perfect game wins a million dollars.

Andrew: Ooh!

Jamie: That’s incredible!

Ben: So what they should do is they should have the first person to beat the game or whatever…

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: …should get some type of prize. That would really promote it. I should work for Electronic Arts.

Andrew: The first person to defeat Voldemort or something.

Ben: Yeah.

Andrew: That’d be cool.

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: [laughs] That’s a cool idea!


News: J.K. Rowling Updates Twitter – Sort of


Micah: Yep. And speaking of Twitter, J.K. Rowling updated her account to say:

“This is the real me. But you won’t be hearing from me often, I am afraid, as pen and paper is my priority at the moment.”

Jamie: Wow! Deja vu! Deja vu.

[Everybody laughs]

Eric: I just have to complain about this, okay. Here’s the woman who has written 1,084,000 words for the Harry Potter books – and this is why Jo is not a good fit for Twitter. She tweets and literally says the same things she’s already said on Twitter. She reuses – ten of these eighteen words are reused from her last tweet, saying that “pen and paper is her priority at the moment.”

Jamie: You’d think she’d have P.R. people doing it, though.

Andrew: Yeah. In her defense…

Ben: Jo, I’ll do your Tweeter – Twitter.

Micah: Whoa, careful there. Careful.

Jamie: Steady on, Ben.

Eric: Careful.

Ben: Sorry, Jo.

Andrew: In Jo’s defense, I think she may not know how Twitter works. I think she may think…

Ben: Oh! Are you calling Jo dumb?

[Everybody laughs]

Andrew: No!

Ben: Are you calling one of the most prolific writers that ever…

Andrew: Stop it!

Ben: …of all time dumb?

Andrew: I’ll tell you what happened. She or her assistant may have been looking at the @replies, the recent ones, and people may be asking, “Is this really you? Is this really you?” So she decided, oh, let me put out another update for people who may have not read my other tweets. I…

Ben: Other tweet. Singular.

Andrew: No.

[Everyone laughs]

Jamie: Yeah, other tweet.

Andrew: Her first three tweets. There are three tweets in a row when she first sent it out. It was this message, but in three tweets. So I think she just – I don’t know. It’s obviously a disappointment to most of her followers.

Eric: But she is writing.

Andrew: Yeah, that was the good news. We hear that she’s still working on something.

Ben: Now do you think…

Jamie: I wonder what it is.

Ben: When she announces something, do you think we’re going to find out about it via Twitter?

Andrew: I hope so.

Ben: Or do you think she’s going to, you know, release a press release through her agent or do you think…

Andrew: I bet we’ll hear…

Ben: Do you think she’s going to use technology in advance?

Andrew: I bet we’ll hear – she’ll be like, “Announcement coming soon about something” or something like that. Maybe she’ll tease us on Twitter and then let the official announcement come out via press release.

Micah: Well, the website is pretty much finished, right? I don’t think she’s really going to use that anymore.

Andrew: [laughs] She’s done with that. Yeah.

Jamie: Her website, you mean?

Andrew: Yeah, who cares?

Ben: When’s the last time she updated it?

Andrew: It’s been a while.

Eric: Well, birthdays keep popping up, right? I mean, you get that…

Micah: But that’s all automated.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: Yeah, Jo doesn’t go in and update.

Andrew: Yeah, rolls out of bed, “Oh, it’s Ron’s birthday!” Updates the calendar.

[Eric and Jamie laugh]

Andrew: But, yeah, it definitely would be nice to see J.K. Rowling put out some real tweets. And you know, I’ve got to be honest, she was at the Brit Awards a couple weeks ago. That’s an all-day thing. She could take ten seconds to send out a tweet or two.

Jamie: Yeah, why doesn’t she?

Andrew: I don’t know. Because she says pen and paper is her priority.

Eric: Pen and paper is her priority.

Ben: That’s B.S.

Andrew: I know!

Ben: Jo!

Andrew: On the other hand, maybe she wants to put a lot of thought into her tweets. [laughs] Not many people do that.

Ben: This is true.

Jamie: Maybe.

Ben: Most people are just posting emo crap on there.

Micah: I mean, if she really wanted to she could respond to, what, five tweets a week?

Andrew: Yeah, I can’t see her doing that though. She’s too…

Jamie: Aw, that would get so annoying though!

Ben: What if Jo starts being emo on Twitter?

[Andrew and Jamie laugh]

Jamie: I hate this book series! It screwed my life.

Ben: She’s like, “I just don’t want to do it anymore!”

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: “I’m done!”

Andrew: Can you imagine? Wow, that would be huge. All right, Micah, and the final…

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: …story of the day.


News: Rowling and Meyer at the Oscars


Micah: Along the same lines with J.K. Rowling and looking to appeal to a younger demographic, the Oscar producers asked both her and Stephenie Meyer to present together at this year’s ceremony. However, both were not available.

Jamie: Hey…

Ben: Now do you think this is because of a feud?

Jamie: …who’s Stephenie Meyer again?

Andrew: Stephenie Meyer is the author of Twilight.

Jamie: I know, I know. I’m being sarcastic.

[Ben laughs]

Andrew: Oh.

Ben: Now do you think this is…

Eric: It’s got to be a feud.

Ben: Do you think this is symbolic of a feud?

Andrew: No.

Ben: There must be…

Andrew: It’s not a feud.

Jamie: Of course there’s not a feud.

Ben: Yeah, coincidence? I think not, man.

Andrew: No, no, no.

Ben: One thing Jo taught us is that there’s no such thing as a coincidence.

Andrew: No, I’ll tell you what it is. It has nothing to do with Stephenie Meyer. J.K. Rowling is not going to fly to L.A. to present an award. That’s ridiculous. She doesn’t present…

Jamie: Why?

Andrew: …awards. Because she’s across the world!

Ben: She’s too high and mighty, pen and paper is her priority.

Jamie: Andrew, she can practically charter a plane to herself. I’m sure she isn’t going to worry about it. It’s not like she has to be at work the next day.

Andrew: I’m not saying she’s worrying about it financially, but we know that Jo doesn’t travel the globe to do P.R. stuff. She’s a very…

Jamie: Private?

Andrew: Yeah. She’s a very private person. So she’s not going to go on…

Jamie: Yeah, but…

Ben: No, this reeks of scandal, guys.

[Everyone laughs]

Ben: This is – I have a feeling. Mark my words, this is going to be the biggest thing since Tiger Woods cheating on his wife right here.

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: Oh, whatever! Whatever, Ben.

Andrew: Tabloid article! That’d be a good April Fools prank.

Ben: This’ll be huge.

Andrew: We should write it.

Ben: Huge.


Muggle Mail: Death Omens


Andrew: Yeah. All right, let’s get to Muggle Mail now. Eric, could you read the first one?

Eric: Yup! First one is from Franki, age 15 from Adelaide. He says:

“I was thinking after your first…”

Sorry.

“…after your last Episode, 192, that maybe there was something more to all of the death omens than dramatic irony. Because Harry is seeing all of these death omens in ‘Prisoner of Azkaban,’ he begins to freak out, but I think that this fear is there to show how much Harry grows over the series. In ‘Prisoner of Azkaban,’ Harry is only 13, and is afraid of dying, but in ‘Deathly Hallows,’ he’s 17, and while he’s still a bit afraid of dying, he sees – he still faces death with putting up a fight. I think this shows again the journey that Harry makes from the start of the books to the end. Of course, the omens are also a pretty cool dramatic irony because in the end, Harry does die. Any thoughts?”

Micah: Well, Ben, does Harry really die? I know you’ve written a thing or two about this.

Ben: He should have died.

Micah: [laughs] He should have.

Ben: He doesn’t die. I mean, he die – he doesn’t die.

Andrew: He goes in limbo.

Ben: He’s in limbo.

Eric: But he does.

Andrew: Temporarily.

Eric: He dies enough to – the part of him that is Voldemort’s soul dies. So…

Andrew: Yes.

Eric: …Voldemort’s soul gets unstuck from Harry.

Ben: And that’s symbolic of overcoming death.

Eric: What Frankie’s saying here about Harry being vulnerable when he’s young, I think we touched on that in Chapter-by-Chapter last week.


Muggle Mail: Time Turner


Andrew: Jamie, could you read the next e-mail?

Jamie: Destiny, age 23, from Minnesota. She writes:

“Hi, everyone. I just got done listening to Episode 192, and wanted to correct something Andrew said. Referring to how Hermione got the Time Turner, he said that in the movie, Hermione told Harry Dumbledore gave her the Time Turner, but it was in fact Professor McGonagall, as in the book.”

Schoolboy, Andrew. Absolute schoolboy.

“Hermione tells Harry, ‘This is a Time Turner, Harry. McGonagall gave it to me first term. This is how I’ve been getting to my lessons all year.’ Just thought I would write in and correct Andrew’s huge mistake.”

[Andrew laughs]

“Love the Chapter-by-Chapter segments. Keep podcasting. Lots of love, Destiny.”

Andrew: She said, “little” for the record, but oopsies.

Jamie: I don’t think she did.

Andrew: No? I’m reading. It says “little.” Ben, how about the next e-mail?


Muggle Mail: Beware a Red-Headed Man


Ben: Claire, 12, from Media, Pennsylvania – is it Media or Med-e-ah? Eric?

Andrew: Media.

Ben: Is it Media?

Eric: Media.

Ben:

“Hi, MuggleCasters. I just learned about MuggleCast a couple of weeks ago. I love the show, but anyway, in Episode 192, you were talking about the predictions made in Trelawney’s class, and how many of them were foreshadowing. Well, if I remember correctly, I don’t have the third book in front of me right now, when Trelawney was going around and telling people random predictions, she turned to Lavender and said, ‘Beware a redhead,’ or something like that. That is obvious foreshadowing of the Ron/Lavender relationship in ‘Half-Blood Prince.’ Just wanted to make that connection. Thanks.”

Andrew: Look at that little connection, a little foreshadowing.

Eric: Is that…

Jamie: I’ve got one on that. I don’t think it was. I think that’s a good one, but I think it’s the fox that killed her rabbit. Foxes are typically red. That’s a redhead.

Eric: Redhaired foxes.

Andrew: Oh yeah. That’s a good idea.

Ben: Or perhaps it could be both.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: Ooh.

Eric: I don’t get it though. Trelawney tells her to beware a redhead man, not befriend and crush on a red haired man. So I would say it’s a contradiction.

Jamie: And kiss passionately.

Andrew: Well – I mean their relationship ends up failing. So maybe that’s why Trelawney would get a prediction to tell Lavender to beware.

Eric: That’s true. That’s very true.

Jamie: Maybe, yeah.


Muggle Mail: Time Travelling


Andrew: Okay. Micah, how about you take the – Oh and by the way, we’ll discuss that a little more in Chapter-by-Chapter, coming up in a little bit.

Micah: Next e-mail from Scott, 21, from Roscoe, Illinois and he says:

“Hey guys. I was just listening to your last podcast and thought of something when you brought up the idea that Hermione is older than she should be because of using the Time Turner. I think that might not actually be the case. When they were all at the Ministry at the end of ‘Order of the Phoenix,’ there was a Death Eater that has his head fallen into a rather larger Time Turner clock. It seemed to me that as his head was traveling through time, his age was changing. The only reason that he did not travel away to an actual different time could be explained by the fact that the rest of his body was not traveling. If you take these ideas to be true, it would mean that when Hermione is traveling back in time, she is actually getting younger by the amount of time she is traveling back.”

Jamie: God, this is an age-old question, really, isn’t it.

Ben: The grandfather paradox.

Eric: Ah, that is interesting. So…

Jamie: But Ben, this isn’t the grandfather paradox.

Ben: [laughs] Whatever, it’s the same thing.

Jamie: You’re just trying to – you’re just trying to look clever, aren’t you?

Ben: Well, I mean, if you travel back to kill your grand – okay, listen. If you go back in time…

Jamie: Ben, you’re just…

Ben: No, no Jamie, Jamie, you try to sound British all the time, so just shut up.

[Jamie laughs]

Ben: Okay…

Eric: His head is shrinking, that’s – he’s becoming a baby.

Ben: It’s not possible! Because then if you traveled back before you were born, what would you do? You’d rebirth into a sperm cell?

Eric: You’d be nothing. You would be nothing.

Ben: Like, come on.

Jamie: But Ben, you just – I just raked something out, and you’re like, [in smart voice] “Hmmm, the Eisenhower paradox.”

[Andrew and Ben laugh]

Ben: Sophistication.

Andrew: Well, Jamie, what do you think about this?

Jamie: It’s so hard to get your head around time travel and stuff…

Andrew: Yeah, it is.

Jamie: It honestly could be anything. I guess it depends what theory you believe in on why time travel happens.

Eric: Well, it’s an interesting catch, too. I mean, it’s a catch because it is not a contradiction, but I mean it’s interesting. Because it’s a different observance of time. But I still think – I stand by that time is relative, and so when someone’s traveling through time they do not age. Though those around them do. That’s my argument. But…

Andrew: Episode 59, from October 14, 2006, is when we did an episode focusing on time travel. Also, I wanted to let everyone know we’ve been bringing up the Parallels Episode. We’ve been mentioning it a lot and we always reference that episode. Micah and I looked into it and it’s Episode 114. That’s when we went into all the parallel stuff, and we did – we talked about it a little more on the following episode, Episode 115, based on some listener e-mails. So if you want to hear our discussion on that, it was a great episode. I’ll add it to the Wall of Fame this week. Check out that episode, Episode 114, from September 24, 2007. And the following episode, Episode 115. So there you go.

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Muggle Mail: Miss Know-it-All


Andrew: And the final e-mail today comes from Steph, 19, of Melbourne, Australia. She writes:

“Hi, MuggleCasters. I’ve just got a comment/question about Chapter Five, ‘Prisoner of Azkaban.’ Just after the Dementor leaves and Lupin goes to see the driver, Harry asks Hermione what happened. She says, among other things, ‘Lupin muttered something and a silvery thing shot out of his wand, and it turned around and sort of glided away.’ Don’t you think that Hermione would know what a Patronus is? Just something that has been bothering me. Keep up the great work.”

Jamie: That is true, yeah. That is very true.

Andrew: Yeah, I mean Miss Know-it-All. But I think from a reader’s perspective, Jo didn’t want to give away what that was just yet. She wanted to keep people wondering for a little bit, maybe.

Ben: Or…

Eric: Well it’s interesting too, because I’ve – when I read this, I read it as, “Doesn’t she know what Lupin’s Patronus is?” So I was like, “Oh well, you know, doesn’t she – didn’t she recognize the form that it took?”

Jamie: I guess it must have been later, though. It must have been.

Ben: I mean, just because Hermione’s read a lot of books doesn’t mean she knows everything.

Andrew: Well, obviously.

Eric: Yeah, and I mean, I found the opposite to be interesting. When people started asking Harry, “Oh, is it true you can produce a full Patronus?” I didn’t think the other students would know about it, because Harry learned about it because Lupin took him aside and gave him special – it’s not like they read about it…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: …in class or anything.

Andrew: I think – it also could be that they’re in this tiny little compartment, and these Dementors are coming into the compartment, and crap’s blowing around – it’s getting really dark. It may have been hard to make out what Lupin was actually doing. I mean, sure, the Patronus may have been bright, but still, it may have been a little difficult to see.

Eric: Well, I mean, thirteen-year-olds aren’t supposed to know what Patronuses are, I guess. To be honest. So…

Andrew: Yeah. So it’s too above them.

Eric: Because they’re not supposed to deal with Dementors, either. So…


Chapter-by-Chapter Intro Competition


Andrew: It’s time now for a Chapter-by-Chapter, Chapter 7 through 9 of Prisoner of Azkaban. You guys may remember that last week I asked – I issued a Listener Challenge. That we need a segment intro. That we need a – actually Eric suggested that we need a segment intro for the show. So I asked listeners to come up with something. I’ll come up with one eventually, but this first one – Kurt submitted this one. I have not played this yet, so this is going to be a surprise for all of us! Let’s hear Kurt’s intro for Chapter-by-Chapter!

[A robotic-like Chapter-by Chapter-intro plays]

Andrew: Ah!

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Look at that. It’s robotic!

Eric: That is awesome!

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: I feel like we have Kevin Steck in our midst! That’s awesome, thank you Kurt!

Andrew: Thank you, Kurt, and send in your own Chapter-by-Chapter intro, to andrew at staff dot mugglenet dot com.

Eric: But you have to top that one…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: …and that one was pretty cool! The typewriter going!

Andrew: Yeah, send it as an attachment. It was like Jo’s typing the book away. We’re going Chapter-by-Chapter.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: Okay, so Eric’s going to take Chapter 7, I’m going to take Chapter 8 – in terms of leading the discussion, of course, it’s going to be a wonderful group discussion. And Micah’s got Chapter 9. So go ahead, Eric!


Chapter-by-Chapter: “The Boggart in the Wardrobe”


Eric: Alright! Well, Chapter 7 is titled “The Boggart in the Wardrobe,” and it begins with – it begins at Potions class, the day following the attack – Malfoy getting attacked by Buckbeak. And he – Malfoy stumbles into the Potions dungeon, putting on a show, and swaggers over to his table, and Pansy Parkinson makes this show of proclaiming loudly, “Oh, Draco, are you okay?” And Draco is limping to the table, and it’s a bit interesting, because I was thinking ahead, and I wanted to mention how Draco and Pansy kind of interact, and it seems like Pansy is always there when he’s trying to cause Harry some grief. But to no avail, we know Draco ends up with someone else entirely who isn’t Pansy Parkinson, and I just wanted to comment – what do you think Pansy’s motives are throughout the series? Do you think she really wanted to be with Draco, and he just wasn’t seeing it? Or…

Jamie: I think it could just be the power thing, she sees him as powerful, and she just likes him. I don’t know. I think it’s genuine. She seems to always like being around him, but then there is that thing, I think it’s Half-Blood Prince just before Draco stamps on Harry’s face when he says something like – I don’t know, and she smirks like she’s pleased that he likes her or something and she’s stroking his hair. I can’t remember exactly what, but I think she does like him.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: I always saw it just as a little crush thing. Possibly friends with benefits. It may be one of those things that it would be cool to hear Jo reveal later on. Oh yes! Draco and Pansy, they were very smitten with each other. They shared a lot of time privately…

Ben: And called each other “bottom.”

[Andrew laughs]

Andrew: In the Slytherin Common Room.

Eric: Yeah, it seems like by the time Book 6 comes around, Draco’s got this mission from Voldemort to do, so…

Andrew: Yeah, he’s sort of – he’s sort of over girls at that point. Which is weird! It would have been great to see Draco into some girls!

Eric: Well, he does run around with Crabbe and Goyle as 11-year-old girls.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: You’re saying they’re 11-year-old girls?

Eric: That’s canon. That is canon, ladies and gentlemen.

Andrew: That’s an interesting speculation.

Ben: I mean, I couldn’t really see – I mean, the books are written through Harry’s perspective, so, it would be kind of weird if all of a sudden there was a chapter in the middle that was – let’s just go to the Common Room, the Slytherin Common Room.

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: See whats going on down there.

Ben: And things would get hot and heavy between Draco and Pansy.

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah, maybe Harry could catch them snogging in the hallway. But anyway, go ahead.

Eric: Yeah. Okay. So next point, they’re in Potions class and of course Malfoy gets Snape to get Ron and Harry to help him with his potions because his arm is all messed up, and so Snape gets Ron and Harry to help Malfoy, and during all this Neville is ruining his own potion. They’re making Shrinking Solution. And what I thought was awesome is that knowing that Snape is the Half-Blood Prince, he’s able to tell Neville exactly where he went wrong, basically, and this comes from I guess being a Potions Master long enough, and he’s making Ron re-cut the roots he mashed and all this stuff, and I can’t just help but thinking – I mean Snape is being really cruel to Gryffindor, and this is early on in the series. So we don’t yet see Snape as a dramatic character. We really just see him as this big jerk. And that’s really interesting to see Snape be a villain to the Gryffindors.

Micah: Yeah. I mean, he’s absolutely terrible in these chapters. I mean, to the point of just being evil. And there’s really no need for it, and he does that a lot – where he’ll pair Ron and Harry up with Draco or have him – or have those two help Draco out, and there’s really no need for it. I mean it’s just – he makes it unbearable at points. His character, anyway.

Eric: Yeah. I mean he also in this chapter threatens, I mean – when Neville messes up his Shrinking Solution – well, we’ll feed it to your toad. We’ll feed it to Trevor and see if – see how it happens, and he even says at one point that if it fails, it will be poison to the toad. And luckily Hermione could covertly help Neville.

Ben: But is he really being that cruel, or is he just trying to challenge his students to get it right?

Eric: When he picks on Neville, he’s being cruel.

Ben: Then maybe Neville needs to be picked on.

Andrew: He needs to toughen up.

Ben: Yeah, he needs to step his game up. He’s probably producing all these subpar potions, and…

Jamie: Grow some balls.

Eric: Do you think Neville is the really cool, dangerous go-getter that he is in Book 7 – that we see because Snape and – and all these teachers said that he didn’t have what it takes as he…

Jamie: Probably partly, but it’s more just his life and stuff. He’s been depressed since his parents were in the thing, and he was kind of a break-out character. He had to do something pretty cool.

Eric: So anyways still during Potions class while Harry and Ron are working on Malfoy’s potion, Draco says, “If it were me, I’d want revenge.” He’s talking about Sirius Black because they’ve – he’s been sighted somewhere. And this really confused me for a minute, because the whole wizarding world at this point in the series believes that Sirius Black led to the Potters’ downfall – that he was actually on Voldemort’s side, but Draco is the son of Lucius who’s a – who’s a Death Eater, and my question is would the Death Eaters have known if Sirius wasn’t actually on their side, or if things had gone differently, would Sirius have been able to later on infiltrate the Death Eaters, because he’s got this reputation for being such a Voldemort supporter.

Ben: Do you think that all of the Death Eaters are aware of who’s – who exactly is on their side or do you think…

Jamie: No, of course they’re not.

Ben: So, then in that case, Lucius may not have known – he may have just figured, “Oh it turns out Black was working for us all along – kind of thing.

Jamie: I don’t think anyone knew apart from those two – the fact that they switched last minute – hardly anyone knew first of all. And when there was such a who-ha about who Snape was working for I doubt anyone really knew who was working for, and in these situations where there is a dictator or whatever and there’s fear and stuff, you really don’t know who’s working for who – anyone doesn’t, so I doubt that’s a big, big thing.

Micah: Yeah, I think the bigger issue in all this is that Harry doesn’t know and he’s one of the few who don’t – doesn’t know that Black killed his parents or at least that’s – gave the information away that led to the death of his parents. He has no idea and even somebody like Draco who’s his own age knows the story and yet Harry doesn’t and I think that’s kind of messed up in a way.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: And it’s such a – and I guess I was questioning, too because I guess Peter Pettigrew – you know, many people, you’re right, Jamie, they don’t know about this specific Shield Charm that he was the Secret-Keeper because Fudge says as much later, but at the same time Sirius Black is synonymous with the Potters’ demise almost, so it’s very interesting to see Draco saying this when in fact it’s – I wondered how much that could actually benefit Sirius if he had needed to infiltrate the Ministry before the events of Book Three. I don’t know, I was a little confused but anyway, moving on. Snape, when all this – they leave Potions class, basically Hermione was able to help Neville with his potion and Snape takes five points from Gryffindor. I don’t think we’ve ever brought this up on the show before, but when a teacher just says “Five points from Gryffindor,” we are to assume that that actually happens, that Gryffindor House loses five points. In Book 4 there – it’s said that there is actually hourglasses that have jewels in them that show how many points each House has at any point…

Andrew: Right.

Eric: …during the year.

Andrew: We see them in the movies, too, in the Great Hall.

Eric: Really?

Andrew: Yeah. Go back and…

Eric: Are you sure those weren’t just…?

Andrew: No, I’m positive.

Eric: Are they in every movie or…?

Andrew: Yeah, every movie, Great Hall. If you’re looking at the teachers’ – you know, their little riser up there, if you look to the right, it’s back there in that corner. It’s pretty big.

Eric: I thought it was in the Entrance Hall and not the Great Hall. Maybe that’s a…

Andrew: Well, in the movie it’s in the Great Hall.

Eric: Oh, cool. Well…

Andrew: Maybe it’s different in the book.

Eric: Yeah. So when a teacher just says “Five points from Gryffindor,” is that like a nonverbal spell? Do you guys – how do you guys think that works?

Ben: Well, they say it, it would be verbal.

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: Well, I mean like a wandless magic.

Andrew: Yeah, it’s some sort of – I would think like the castle’s enchanted and whenever it hears it…

Ben: Or maybe – this whole point system is a bit ridiculous because there’s no, like it’s really arbitrary, you know.

Andrew: No, but you know what, I was thinking about it and it’s the only way you can enforce students at the school.

Ben: What are you talking about?

Andrew: Because for example…

Ben: The only way? Come on!

Andrew: Because when – what else? Okay, detention – that’s another way. But when Harry does something wrong, when Snape detracts – takes away points it really gets to them because it affects their House as a whole. So they want to stay in line or else they’re going to affect their entire class.

Ben: Right, but it’s stupid. I could be like, “Oh, one hundred points to Gryffindor…”

Andrew: But…

Ben: “Good answer, fifty points.”

Andrew: They keep it within reason. There seems to be some sort of guidelines that they follow.

Eric: It’s true, though. But then Lupin later on in the chapter does give five points to everyone who tackled the boggart. So that’s like all of Gryffindor just gains sixty points. So it is subjective, but at the same time it’s not, you know. So that was my question with that. So we get to meet Professor Lupin finally. It’s Defense Against the Dark Arts in the afternoon. Hermione’s done some time traveling and stuff in the chapter. Lupin enters and greets his first class, and it’s remarked that he looks like he’s had a few square meals since the event of the train which makes me laugh because knowing he’s a werewolf, what did he eat? [laughs sarcastically] But they head off to…

Andrew and Eric: What did he eat?

Micah and Eric: Small children.

Andrew: Oh, oh my.

Eric: Get it?

Jamie: The tears of small children, more specifically.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Eric: So they head off to the staff room, and on the way they meet Peeves the Poltergeist. And Harry makes this note here that Peeves usually respects teachers. But then at first – when it comes to Lupin, Lupin greets him and says, “I wouldn’t do that if I were you,” sticking gum in a hole or something, in a keyhole. And Peeves at first ignores him and then begins singing a song about him, “Loony, loony Lupin”.

Jamie: Yeah.

Eric: And it’s interesting because I wanted to guess since Lupin had been at Hogwarts as a kid, I wonder if Lupin and Peeves know each other, have a back story?

Andrew: They got to know each other. I mean, certainly they know of each other.

Eric: But specifically, I mean, because Lupin was a pretty special case back in Hogwarts, you know.

Andrew: Yeah, yeah.

Eric: And that song he sings, you know, saying “Loony Lupin”. Loony is from the moon, so it’s like…

Andrew: Right, right. Yeah, I bet he knows what’s up.

Eric: Yeah, so that was…

Andrew: In regards to the whole werewolf thing.

Eric: Oh, we never really got – did we get Peeves resolved at all in Book Seven? I can’t remember.

Andrew: There’s a lot of open-ended questions….

Micah: I’m sure he was part of the battle.

Andrew: …that still remain.

Eric: Okay.

Micah: I don’t remember to be honest, but…

Andrew: Yeah, I think he was mentioned. I think I remember hearing him mentioned.

Micah: Did the directors or the producers ever mention why they didn’t put him in the movies?

Eric: I think expenses.

Jamie: No, it wasn’t. It was Rik Mayall, or however you say his name, was going to do it, but then he had a contractual disagreement, I think…

Andrew: Really?

Jamie: …so they didn’t put him in in the end. Yeah, pretty sure it was that.

Andrew: Well, they could have replaced the actor, couldn’t they?

Jamie: Well, true. Yeah, yeah, that’s true.

Eric: Huh, maybe it was one of those coin tosses.

Andrew: I think it’s another stupid time thing. I mean, they have some ghosts in there. How many ghosts do they need?

Eric: Yeah.

Jamie: Yeah that’s true.

Andrew: Go ahead.

Eric: Yeah. Anyway, so they get into the staff room. Well, first Lupin shows off and hits Peeves with gum. And then they get into the staff room, Snape is in there. [laughs] Seems like after he tortures Gryffindors, he likes to have a long cup of tea in the staff room. And we meet – Lupin introduces them to a boggart, which is – according to Lupin, boggarts like wardrobes, the gap under beds, and the cupboards under sinks. And I wanted to mention that with this introduction of a fantastic creature like boggarts, Jo Rowling has provided a magical answer to a sink that would make noise, the monster in the closet, and monster-under-the-bed Muggle experiences. So if Muggles have, “Oh, I have a monster under my bed,” it could be a boggart.

Andrew: I think they’re kind of perverted. They’re always hiding in places where they can see you naked.

[Eric laughs]

Jamie: Yeah, that’s true. Yeah.

Eric: Well, there’s no boggart in the shower. [laughs]

Andrew: No, the cupboard under the sink, that could be by a shower.

[Eric laughs]

Jamie: Yeah, that’s true.

Eric: But boggarts, [laughs] boggarts are really cool creatures. And I really like that tie-in to the real world, you know, because who hasn’t thought there was a monster under their bed or in the closet.

Andrew: Right, right.

Eric: Yeah. So anyway, they face off. They get the boggarts and it’s pretty much verbatim in the movie as well. But Lupin doesn’t choose Harry and Harry feels guilty. You know, Harry is like – when Lupin is first describing the boggart, Harry is like, “Oh great! What’s going to happen? I’m going to have to think about Voldemort and Voldemort’s going to show up,” or then he gets the image of the Dementor. Well, anyway it comes time for Harry – Harry is like next in line to face the boggart and Lupin stops – the whole class shouts at the boggart, “Here!” and confuses the boggart. Boggart changes into a moon, or a silvery orb in the books, and Lupin defuses it and that’s the end of class. So Hermione and Harry don’t get a chance at the boggart, and this is addressed later – Harry asks Lupin why and he says why. But Hermione doesn’t get chosen. What do you guys think Hermione’s boggart would have been?

Andrew: Well, why doesn’t she get chosen? Is it just the line order and Lupin wanted to stop it before – you know, anyone after Harry is screwed? I mean, I thought that was a bit ridiculous.

Eric: Yeah, because you added this question in there, Andrew, you were like…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: You know, why doesn’t Hermione get, you know, chosen?

Ben: Doesn’t Hermione encounter a boggart in Book Five and it’s McGonagall telling her that she failed every class?

Eric: That was – no, that was the end of Book Three. That’s the final exam, isn’t it? That’s just the final exam of Book Three…

Jamie: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Eric: …when they’re running through the tires, yeah. You’re right, though.

Jamie: But I think that just kind of signposts how serious the book gets, because that’s such a – sorry Hermione, but a crap boggart, you know, like…

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, it is.

Jamie: And then I’m sure she wouldn’t see that in Book Four, Five, Six and Seven. I’m sure she would see something a bit more serious.

Andrew: Although, it kind of bothered me, because some of the other boggarts were a bit ridiculous, too. I mean – I can’t remember them off-hand right now, but I was just reading them and thinking, like what is this? Like this is really their – the thing that they’re scared of most?

Jamie: Yeah.

Eric: Well, Seamus is scared of banshees. I mean, that’s pretty creepy.

Jamie: That’s pretty specific, like…

Andrew: Yeah, I guess.

Eric: Yeah.

Jamie: …way too specific, a banshee.

Andrew: Yeah. Somebody was scared of a rat. Like is that really their biggest fear, rats?

Jamie: But I think you need to avoid the whole “family dying and bad stuff happening.” Because you can’t really have that in a boggart. I mean, you can, because Mrs. Weasley sees it, but that’s such a cop-out, because if you ask anyone, “What is your boggart?” then they’re going to be like, “Oh, it’s seeing everything going wrong and my family dying and people dear to me.” You know, I…

Andrew: Mhm.

Jamie: I guess you have to go over that and say what you’re actually most scared of – mystical beings and stuff like that, because…

Ben: Right, and when you think of something like rats, does it necessarily have to mean like literally rats, or could it be like, the symbolic…

Jamie: Yeah. And also, don’t forget…

Ben: …you know, what a rat is?

Jamie:1984 as well. Rats are very significant in that, if you’ve read that.

Andrew: Yeah, and I guess that Jo also maybe wanted to keep it comical.

Eric: And Lupin explains it as – Harry says “but I didn’t do anything,” and then he says that “you and Hermione answered my questions at the beginning of class.” So they did get something – they still, both of them, did get five points, even though both of them have not participated with the boggart just yet. Second to last note of the chapter, Lupin’s boggart is described in the book as a “silvery orb” which Parvati Patil wonders loudly why it is a crystal ball that Lupin is afraid of. This is one of those things which I wish they had done better in the movie, which leads to my next point, really. That it’s described as a silvery orb, it’s kind of very ambiguous at this point, obviously, in the book that Lupin is a werewolf. But in the movie when it comes time for Lupin to jump in front of Harry and change his boggart into the moon, it’s very clearly the moon, with parting clouds and stars in the sky.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: You guys remember this?

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: This was ridiculous. There’s no mistaking that it’s the moon in the movie.

Andrew: Right. Well, obviously I think they wanted to make it clear in the movie, to start giving people some very clear hints of what Lupin actually is.

Micah: They do that a lot, though. If you look at what happens in Goblet of Fire with Mad-Eye Moody or impostor Moody, he’s swigging from that flask every five minutes.

Eric: Yeah. And the lightning – remember when he comes in the Great Hall for the first time and the lightning strikes?

Andrew: Yeah.

[Eric laughs]


What Would Your Boggart Be?


Andrew: Okay, so before we get into the next chapter, I have a question for all of you. Actually this question comes from Josh Boulton of the U.K. He says:

“Hey guys, if each of the hosts had to face a boggart what would it have turned into?”

Ben? Your boggart?

Ben: What would it have been?

Jamie: And Ben, let’s go away from the whole family dying, bad stuff happening thing.

Andrew: Yeah, keep it light, but be serious, though.

Jamie: Go for nightmare stuff, you know…

Ben: That there would never – that I’d refresh my iTunes feed and there would never be a new episode of MuggleCast.

Andrew: Awww!

[Jamie and Eric laugh]

Andrew: I don’t know how that turns into a boggart.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: I guess you could get a free iMac out of it. [laughs] Jamie, how about you?

Jamie: Well, have you guys ever seen The Neverending Story?

Ben: Oh, yeah.

Micah: That dog-like thing?

Jamie: Yeah, Gmork. Do you remember Gmork, the werewolfy vampire type thing?

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: I had about four million bad dreams about him when I was a child. My girlfriend did as well – that must be a match made in heaven.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Ben: [in British accent] “Two bottoms.”

Jamie: Yes, exactly Ben. But yeah, it would be that, just coming at me from all angles, and – oh yeah…

Andrew: I have a similar one to that actually. My dad had a miniature, not mini – I guess it was like two feet tall Groucho Marx statue in the basement. I would never go in the basement alone because I was scared crapless of that thing. So I think if one of those things – that’s probably still my greatest fear deep down, like it coming to life [laughs] because I used to be so scared of it. Eric?

Eric: I think you guys can back me up on this, having been there. I think my boggart would probably be Ben using my razor to shave.

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: Yes. I convinced…

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: Just Ben with that grin on his face.

Ben: I had this…

Eric: Halfway through shaving his beard, some shaving cream on the mirror, just looking at me and grinning.

Ben: Because I had this scab on my face and I told Eric that I shaved the scab with his razor.

Andrew: Ew!

Ben: And yeah. He started crying.

Andrew: And Micah, lastly.

Micah: I think it’s along the same lines and you and Jamie with – the guy who always creeped me out was – and actually we had him on the show – who plays the Leprechaun. That character, though used to creep the hell out of me.

Ben: Warwick Davis!

Eric: You know what? You’re right.

Jamie: Yeah, Ben. I agree that was terrifying when he jumped up and down on that guy’s barn…

[Micah laughs]

Jamie: …and sung that song. Yeah, that was horrible, the Leprechaun.


Chapter-by-Chapter: “Flight of the Fat Lady”


Andrew: All right, well thanks, Josh for that e-mail. Let’s get in now to Chapter 8, “Flight of the Fat Lady.” The students take a liking to Lupin because of his great class lessons, but on the other hand, Hagrid’s classes get lame because he lost confidence after the hippogriff incident. So Harry enters the start of the Quidditch season with a pep talk by Oliver Wood to the team and they all tell each other how amazing they are. And Oliver is particularly…

Ben: That’s kind of like an episode of MuggleCast.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Ben, you were great today!

Eric: No, I made you! No, you made…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Yeah, you made me! Yeah.

Andrew: And Oliver is particularly motivated to win this year because it’s his final year at Hogwarts and he hasn’t won the House Cup yet, so he really wants to win it…

Ben: Quidditch Cup, Andrew.

Andrew: Quidditch Cup. Quidditch, House, whatever. Quidditch Cup.

Ben: House Cup’s different.

Andrew: You’re right. Sorry. You’re absolutely right. So Harry comes back from practice one day and learns that the first Hogsmeade trip is on Halloween, and Harry gets upset and decides he’ll ask McGonagall if he can go. But before that, we have another round of Scabbers vs. Crookshanks. I think we sort of kicked off this little running joke last week. So what is this, round three or four?

Micah: Three.

Andrew: [laughs] So round three, it starts off with Ron. He doesn’t approve of Crookshanks bringing a large, dead spider into the common room to eat in front of him. So out of nowhere, Crookshanks pounces on Ron’s bag where Scabbers is sleeping inside. Ron says to Hermione, “There’s something funny about that animal,” referring to Crookshanks. But I found that kind of ironic in that there’s actually something wrong with Scabbers. But does Crookshanks sense that Scabbers is not a real rat? Like why does he keep going after him?

Ben: Yes. Yes, because he’s been talking to Sirius. Crookshanks has been talking to Sirius in his dog form, and he has told – Sirius has communicated to Crookshanks that Scabbers is not really a rat and is Peter Pettigrew.

Andrew: Oh! Is this in the books?

Ben: Yes, it is.

Andrew: Wow, I feel – go ahead, Eric.

Eric: Jo has confirmed that Crookshanks is also a Kneazle and so Crookshanks can tell the difference between if something’s an animal or an Animagi like a person inside.

Andrew: Oooh!

Eric: So that’s why I thought, not even Sirius talking to Crookshanks – but you’re right. That obviously has happened and it is in that book. Crookshanks knows that there’s something off about Scabbers even in the pet shop when he jumps on Ron’s head because Ron’s standing there trying to get Scabbers some tonic or something and Crookshanks jumps on his head and that’s because – I think that Crookshanks being a Kneazle, being a cat with some magical powers…

Andrew: Right.

Eric: …it’s able to know that Scabbers is actually not all he seems to be, so I think there is just this innate ability for Crookshanks to say that Scabbers is not normal and to hate him and chase him because of that.

Andrew: And it sort of draws into my parallel that I was drawing last week about the Hermione and Ron relationship sort of paralleling Crookshanks and Scabbers in that they both sort of [laughs] fight with each other.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: So moving on, before Transfiguration we see Lavender Brown crying outside a classroom. Lavender has learned that a rabbit, Binky, has died. She received an owl from her family about it that morning and today’s the sixteenth of October and as Lavender points out, Trelawney had made a prediction for Lavender which said, “That thing you’re dreading, it will happen on the sixteenth of October.” Now Hermione, being a very smart student, is skeptical of this, of Trelawney and her predictions, and points out that a) Binky didn’t actually die today, she only received the owl today and b) Lavender could not have been dreading Binky’s death as Binky is only a baby. So do you guys think this was an accurate prediction – like was it legitimate or did she just get really lucky, Trelawney?

Ben: It wasn’t legitimate. I mean, I think anything could of happened that day and I think that whole point of that happening was to further affirm Hermione’s skepticism of that whole branch of magic.

Andrew: Mhm.

Ben: ..that whole branch of magic.

Andrew: And in this area Ron is also still P.O.’ed about the latest Crookshanks attack. So he tells Lavender not to listen to Hermione because Hermione doesn’t care about other people’s pets. [laughs]

Eric: [laughs] See, I’m going to write a complaint letter to Hogwarts, though. Who separates the young Gryffindor girl from her pet baby bunny? Honestly! Why couldn’t Lavender have taken Binky to Hogwarts? Is it only an…

Andrew: Because they smell!

Eric: …owl, or a cat, or a toad?

[Micah laughs]

Eric: Come on, a toad? Really, they’re old-fashioned. They need to let rabbits into Hogwarts. I think that…

Andrew: I don’t know…

Eric: I think that needs to happen.

Andrew: So after Transfiguration, Harry attempts to get Professor McGonagall’s permission to go to Hogsmeade but she says no, as a parent or guardian must sign it for him. And this is one of those plot points in the series that makes the readers feel bad for Harry because he’s being left out of a group event because he has crappy guardians, and that must suck. So at this point, I think first-time readers realize that Harry will definitely find another way.

Ben: I don’t get why – why wouldn’t Harry just forge the signature? I mean…

Eric: Well…

Ben: …that’s what I used to do.

Eric: …doesn’t somebody offer for Harry and then he already – he says he already told professor McGonagall that he…

Andrew: That’s exactly right.

Jamie: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Eric: Yeah, okay. But at the same time, yeah. Harry is just being honest that his uncle and his aunt – I thought that this response was a cop-out. I mean, obviously, they don’t want Harry leaving the castle because Hogsmeade is less protected than Hogwarts and it’s very dangerous with Sirius Black on the run. So, I thought that – honestly, this whole “needs to be a parent or a guardian” thing was kind of crap.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: The Head of his house, you know, should – I mean, how did Voldemort do it? Voldemort was an orphan. Did he ever go to Hogsmeade?

Andrew: McGonagall should have just said straight up “No, you can’t go because it’s not safe at Hogsmeade.” Simple as that.

Eric: And then draw suspicion.

Andrew: Or, “I’ll sign it if I can be with you the whole time, or Dumbledore can.” I don’t know.

Eric: Exactly. What about chaperones, huh?

Andrew: Yeah. Yeah, there you go.

Eric: Hagrid would do that.

Andrew: Hagrid would. Moving along…

Ben: [imitating Harry] “He was their friend!”

Andrew: Jamie, did you want to make a point now?

Jamie: Oh no, I was just going to say about the previous one, about the rabbit. You said they can’t be allowed in Hogwarts because they smell. Well, in seven books you don’t ever see any student wash once. So…

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: You see Harry.

Jamie: …I don’t think a rabbit is going to be a problem.

Eric: Harry does take a bath.

Jamie: Oh yeah, you see him in the – yeah, only because he has to open an egg.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Well – right.

Jamie: That’s the only reason he’s in the bath.

Andrew: [laughs] They only wash if they have to figure out what’s next in the Triwizard Tournament.

Ben: Do you remember that article that came out a long time ago, that was like, “Take a Shower, Harry”?

Eric: We’ve mentioned this before.

Andrew: Yeah. [laughs] All right, so moving along, Halloween arrives and the students go to Hogsmeade. And while Harry mopes around the castle, he ends up running into Lupin who takes him to his office for tea…

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Harry asks Lupin why he didn’t let Harry go up against the Boggart. And Lupin explains he thought it would turn in to Voldemort. Harry says it would have become a Dementor. And there’s a good line from Lupin here, “That suggests that what you fear most of all, is fear. Very wise, Harry.”

Ben: He totally ripped that off from FDR.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Andrew: So Snape enters while Harry and Lupin are talking to deliver a potion for Lupin. And after Snape, who is looking very worried at the situation, leaves, Lupin tells Harry that he’s been feeling a bit off-color, so that’s why Snape brewed him a potion. And I assume by feeling off-color, he means he’s feeling like he wants to howl!

Eric: Or imprint.

Andrew: Or imprint! The kids return from Hogsmeade, and Ron delivers some brilliantly colored sweets into Harry’s lap. Ron and Hermione…

Ben: They’re not just sweets, they’re “brilliantly colored.”

Andrew: Yes. Great English writing – British writing. Ron and Hermione tell him about their trip and reading the description of Hogsmeade from Ron and Hermione got me really excited for the theme park. Because that whole two paragraphs is exactly what they’re putting in the theme park. I mean Dervish and Banges, the Owlery, Zonko’s. They’re putting all that stuff in the park it’s going to be incredible.

Ben: [whispers] Awww…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: What about Madame Puddifoot’s?

Andrew: Maybe not that. That’s for the next one. So they head to the feast and have a great time. But after the feast ends they head back up to the dormitory, where they find that the area outside of the portrait is packed with students…

[Ben gasps]

Andrew: …who want to get into the Gryffindor common room.

Eric: [imitating Percy] “I am a prefect. Move along.”

Andrew: Percy heads to the front of the line and sees the portrait is torn up without the Fat Lady inside of it so he summons Dumbledore. And Dumbledore and Peeves show up at the same time. Peeves reveals that she ran away, having been so ashamed that Sirius Black tore up her portrait after being refused entrance to the common room! So, time for some theorizing. Why is Sirius trying to get in? Can’t he tell that everyone is down in the Great Hall? And what would be his purpose of gaining entrance, other than waiting for Harry?

Jamie: To kill Pettigrew.

Ben: To kill the rat.

Jamie: No no, to kill Pettigrew.

Andrew: But still, why is he – do you think he knew that the rat was there, or maybe Ron had him down in the Great Hall?

Ben: Yeah.

Jamie: I think he was just pretty desperate by then. He just wanted to get to him as soon as possible.

Ben: Yeah, he was malnourished, a little bit wacky.

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: Yeah, exactly, yeah.

Andrew: Ron had speculated – or he does speculate in the next chapter, that Sirius lost track of time and didn’t realize it was Halloween, so therefore thinking Harry would be in the tower. That’s it for Chapter 8. Now, Chapter 9, Micah Tannenbaum will wrap it up.

Micah: All right, Chapter 9.

Ben: All right, Micah, bring it home.

MuggleCast 193 Transcript (continued)


Chapter-by-Chapter: “Grim Defeat”


Micah: All right. “Grim Defeat.” So, as Andrew mentioned, all the students are sent into the Great Hall to spend the night there, and all of a sudden as you would expect with a bunch of thirteen year olds and teenagers, there are whispers: “How did Black manage to get into the castle?” And this is again showing Hermione’s intelligence, where she starts shooting down all the popular theories that are out there: “Well, he used a disguise. Well, he flew on his broomstick. Well, he Apparated.” And she keeps referencing Hogwarts: A History, which, you know, seems to be like her – she carries it everywhere she goes, or it’s her little reference guide, handbook, whatever you want to call it. So is she the only one to have read this? Does this also show that the other students just don’t pay enough attention? Or is it just that they’re too young to maybe even think: “Oh, he can’t Apparate into Hogwarts, oh, you can’t fly, because the castle’s protected by things other than just, you know – its walls.”

Jamie: It’s the fear, as well. I think everyone else is like, pretty scared, where she’s keeping calm, so she’s like, “No, no, no, you can’t do that.” I just don’t think people read the books, like…

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: …when I was their age, I did not read schoolbooks.

Micah: Right.

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: You know, I mean…

Ben: And – and History of Magic is like the most boring class. And that’s where they would probably cover anything…

Jamie: Yeah, exactly.

Ben: …about history of Hogwarts, so everyone’s sleeping through it anyways.

Eric: Yeah, they could certainly lighten it up – History of Magic. You know, why does it have to be the most boring subject of them all?

Jamie: Because it’s taught by a ghost.

Eric: Yeah. Yeah, that’s why, but it’s not – it could be really exciting.

Jamie: Yeah, true.

Micah: But Hermione is just very, very practical about it. I mean, she just – she’s like, “Well, if he was in a disguise, the Dementors would recognize – or wouldn’t be fooled by it.”

Eric: Right.

Micah: “If he was flying, he wouldn’t be able to get past the curses, or whatever charms that are on the castle. If he Apparated, it wouldn’t work, because you can’t Apparate inside Hogwarts.”

Jamie: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Micah: Unless you’re Dumbledore.

Eric: It is logic, too, like Dementors definitely aren’t in Hogwarts: A History, but – I just remembered her doing that logic puzzle, the Snape’s potion logic puzzle at the end of Book 1. You know, she’s really good with logic, so.

Micah: Yeah. All right, well, during this whole scene, we see that Percy gets left in charge as the Head Boy, and you know, we overhear a lot of conversations between him and Dumbledore, and to me it’s interesting to see his interaction with Dumbledore; he really loves the attention of those that are in positions of high authority and power and you can see that here with Dumbledore, and obviously that changes as we move on throughout the series, so I was wondering, does that make him more like Slughorn or more like Umbridge?

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: I thought Slughorn at first, I must say.

Andrew: Really?

Jamie: Yeah, I don’t know why. But then thinking about it, I think probably a bit more like Umbridge – well I don’t know. It depends if he likes power or he just likes being able to use power to his own benefit. I think Umbridge likes the power, whereas Slughorn just likes what can come from knowing people who are in power. I guess he’s a bit of both, really.

Andrew: I mean, if we’re talking about when they all were sleeping in the Great Hall I would think Percy as being more of an Umbridge there in terms of telling people to just be quiet, that was very, I don’t know, bitchy.

Eric: Well see, we know Umbridge as having set the Dementors to attack Privet Drive, so…

Andrew: Mhm.

Eric: …it’s different from what he knows Umbridge as. Umbridge to him could be actually just a high ranking politician who got there on her own…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: …you know, and is actually probably quite respectable.

Micah: Yeah.

Ben: But in terms of how he’s going – how he’s abusing his power – not necessarily abusing his power, but pushing the limits of it by telling people, “Oh, be quiet, be quiet.”

Eric: Yeah, yeah.

Ben: A lot of people who are in positions of power, they have so little control over so much else in their life, and if you look at the way that Percy grew up, and – you know, he’s used to being poor, etcetera, etcetera. So perhaps he was a little bit – took some liberties with the power he was given.

Micah: Yeah. I mean, he’s definitely pompous in these scenes, too. He’s interacting with the Headmaster and he wants to make it seem almost as if – at least the people around him can hear what’s going on, because his job is so important, he’s talking about Sirius Black with the Headmaster of Hogwarts. Something else that came up here that one person sent a tweet in on, thetilly, she says that:

“In Chapter Nine Percy looks abashed when Dumbledore talks about the Dementors. Is this an indication of Percy’s blind faith in the Ministry?”

And this is of course when Dumbledore makes his statement about how as long as he’s in charge of the school, no Dementor would ever cross the threshold of the castle. So again, are we getting a little insight into Percy’s character and how his relationship with the Ministry is going to be moving forward?

Andrew: Yeah, I think so.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: I think this is sort of a – some subtle foreshadowing, without really being foreshadowing. [laughs]

Micah: All right, and…

Andrew: It’s just a sign of his development.

Micah: …some more conversation goes on between Snape and Dumbledore and this is overheard by the trio, and we learned that Snape had voiced his disapproval of someone’s appointment at the beginning of the term, so the obvious question would be, who does he think could have been helping Black get into the castle? Now, there were two professors that were appointed at the beginning of the term: One was Lupin, the other was Hagrid. And I guess given Defense Against the Dark Art professors’ track record, he’s probably talking about Lupin.

Eric: Yeah, he’s probably talking about Lupin.

Andrew: Yeah, he doesn’t have much against Hagrid, does he? So…

Micah: Not really. So as the – after this huge incident with Black breaking into the castle, Harry starts to get more protection. He has Percy following him around in the halls, there’s a time when McGonagall calls him into her office to tell him about Sirius Black…

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah.

Micah: And she learns that he’s already aware, at least of the fact that he’s after Harry.

Andrew: Right.

Micah: Now again, this is one of the points where we could talk about – should Harry have been told who Sirius was in terms of his betrayal of his parents? I think it might have been a good time to tell him, but obviously it plays out later on in the story.

Ben: [imitating Harry] “He was their friend!”

Micah: Exactly. And even Madam Hooch has to supervise his Quidditch practice. And this – well, really quick – this goes back to what you guys were talking about in the previous chapter with respect to Hogsmeade. Why not just send somebody with him?

Andrew: Right.

Ben: Because he didn’t have the form signed, okay?

Micah: Oh, who cares?

Andrew: Well, they seem to be sticklers about that, and once they let one person get away with that, then anyone can get away with it.

Eric: [laughs] Actually…

Andrew: So I think that’s the perspective.

Eric: Actually, if you guys have ever seen 24, just one guard, just one chaperone would not have been enough. If you’re an accomplished wizard, you can get past the first guy.

Ben: He killed thirteen people!

Andrew: Yeah, man.

Ben: Twelve, or however many. Twelve.

Eric: That’s true. That’s true. They don’t know what Sirius is actually capable of. But regarding Micah’s question, I think Dumbledore should have sat down. I mean, this is so interesting that Lupin is – Lupin was one of the Potters’ friends, and he’s now a teacher at Hogwarts for this year, and the other friend of the Potters, who isn’t presumed dead – or dead, is trying to kill him – is going after Harry. This is so interesting and so personal, like unexpectedly so, that these two friends of the Potters, one of them is a teacher and the other one is out to kill Harry, presumably.

Andrew: Right.

Eric: I really think Dumbledore should at least have more of a presence in this book than he does. It’s very interesting that Dumbledore…

Andrew: That’s something we suffer from in a lot of the books, particularly Book 5 as well.

Eric: Well – and he explains why. He says, “I was wrong,” or at least…

Andrew: Yeah, yeah.

Eric: But for it to be…

Andrew: Too late, though.

Eric: For it to be McGonagall to sit Harry down…

Andrew: Right.

Eric: …is kind of cheap.

Andrew: Onward, Micah!

Micah: So later on in the chapter, Snape fills in for Lupin as Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, and an interesting quote that he has, “Well, well, well, I’d never thought I’d meet a third year class who wouldn’t even recognize a werewolf when they saw one.”

Andrew: Oh, snap!

Ben: Ooh.

Andrew: Ooh. He was mean. He was so bitter about this position.

Micah: He was an ass. We can say “ass” on this episode, right? We said “bitch” earlier.

Andrew: Yeah, in this case, absolutely. It’s justified.

Ben: He was a slimey [bleep].

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: Can we say that, Andrew?

Micah: But there’s a lot of stuff that goes on in this class very similar to what went on in Potions in the chapter that Eric did, and he intentionally asks questions he knows that Hermione will have the answer to about werewolves, then intentionally treats her cruelly. And he really took a lot of pleasure in criticizing Lupin’s teaching style, and setting homework on them. I mean, he’s really just an insufferable ass in this chapter.

Andrew: You’re absolutely right.

Eric: I think too, it’s been so long – I mean even though the second war hasn’t really picked up yet, it’s been so long since Snape – all he remembers is – anymore – is the school days of when Lupin – or actually I think his anger – Snape’s anger really is directed at James Potter, but both Harry and Remus are the closest he’s going to actually get to James Potter, who is married to his love, too. So, it’s a big deal and that to have Lupin back and he’s a werewolf and Snape’s just causing this ruckus – you’re right, but he’s very personally affected.

Andrew: I think – well – that’s…

Jamie: He is – yeah.

Andrew: That’s a good point. They – there are some reasons – the justifications particularly about Lily and Harry, but he needs to get out and have a little fun, quite frankly. He’s one of those people who just can’t break loose of this work ethic and just doesn’t have any fun.

Micah: The last part of this chapter has to deal with the Quidditch match, and this, I guess, would be round four between Crookshanks and Scabbers.

Ben: Ding ding!

Micah: Harry wakes up on the morning of the Quidditch match…

Ben: Feeling like P. Diddy?

Micah: Feeling like P. Diddy, yeah.

[Jamie and Micah laugh]

Micah: And he notices that Crookshanks is waiting at the door, and he has to take him downstairs, and then he spends much of the morning stopping Crookshanks from getting back up into the common room to go after Scabbers.

Jamie: What a procrastinator!

[Eric laughs]

Micah: Yeah, I know, right? He should be preparing for his match. Who cares if the cat runs up?

Eric: Getting the rat…

Micah: And shredding the rat.

Andrew: It’s J.K. Rowling’s detailed world. Let it be.

Micah: So the Quidditch match approaches, and we get our first introduction to Cedric Diggory, the Hufflepuff captain, and…

Eric: Part-time vampire.

Micah: …obviously, he…

Jamie: Yeah.

Micah: …plays a role a little bit later on in the series. Interesting how Jo places these characters early on. I think we also, later on in this book, hear about Cho Chang…

Andrew: And Cedric’s kind of described in the book when he’s introduced as sort of like a bigger guy, which Robert Pattinson in the movie is not. [laughs] He’s a bit scrawny…

Eric: He’s tall – he’s taller – he comes down from a tree.

Andrew: He is tall.

Eric: I mean, he just…

Andrew: Yes.

Eric: He jumps down from the tree. That’s his intro.

Jamie: How tall is he? He’s not that tall, is he, Robert…

Andrew: I don’t…

Jamie: …Pattinson.

Andrew: …know.

Ben: He’s probably 5’11”.

Andrew: He’s taller than Dan, but Dan is short.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: So…

Jamie: Dan’s…

Andrew: …that’s…

Jamie: …5’7, isn’t he?

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah.

Jamie: Or 5’6.

Andrew: He’s pretty short like that.

Jamie: Dan is tiny.

Ben: Doesn’t Dan…

Micah: So, the…

Ben: …look like a lizard?

Andrew: Yes. We’ll discuss that after the show.

Ben: Okay.

[Andrew and Jamie laugh]

Micah: The Quidditch match arrives, and Harry is flying around and it’s a really nasty day out. And all of a sudden, he sees the Grim in the sky.

Andrew: Mhm.

Micah: So I was wondering, was he forced into thinking this, based on everything that’s happened previously with seeing Sirius on Privet Drive, and then the Grim on the cover of the book in Flourish and Blotts, the Grim in his teacup? Is that – there’s so much going on that – making you think that you’re seeing things.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Yeah, well, I’m so confused because Sirius is actually at this Quidditch match and he is in the stands. And so Harry, when he’s falling, sees the dog, actually physically sees the dog. But in the movie, the clouds part and there’s a Grim in the sky. Is that how it was in the book? I forget. Was there actually a Grim…

Jamie: No, no. He sees him in the stands. He…

Andrew: Right.

Eric: So there’s no Grim in the sky like there is in the movie, right?

Andrew: Right.

Jamie: No…

Eric: In the book.

Jamie: …it’s kind of like…

Micah: No…

Jamie: …the face…

Micah: …it’s both…

Jamie: …of Satan…

Micah: …I thought.

Jamie: …in the Twin Towers.

Andrew: But I think Micah’s right. He’s so used to seeing the Grim at this point he almost sort of expects it. So it’s, like, “Awww, go figure. Of course I see it here too.”

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: It’s just so interesting to see because – I mean, this time Sirius – is it Sirius, or is it Malfoy and Crabbe and Goyle? Because they do that too. Pretend…

Micah: No.

Eric: …to be…

Micah: This is when he’s actually attacked by the dementors.

Eric: Pretending to be dementors. But the actual dementors are there. But Sirius wanted to catch Harry at Quidditch, wanted to see him do Quidditch. And as a result, Harry trips out and sees the Grim.

Andrew: Right.

Eric: So, I mean, there – it’s just…

Micah: Right.

Eric: …interesting that sometimes it’s actually a black dog, and the other times it’s this mythical Grim, either in its teacup or on the book. And yeah, you’re right, Micah. I mean, he’s – Harry’s being constantly reminded of his impending death and it’s really an issue.

Micah: Mhm.

Andrew: All right.

Micah: So, because it’s the dementors that actually attack him, and he begins to, I guess, learn more about what started on the train with all the screaming and things like that. And we’re – I think we’re probably able to – at this point in the series if we’re reading it for the first time, to figure out that it’s actually a conversation between Voldemort and Lily Potter. And the big thing I thought that was revealed here was that Lily is actually offered to be spared by Voldemort because he tells her to stand aside. And that caused a lot of speculation, I thought, early on, right? Before the other books were being released. “Who was Lily to Voldemort?” “What did she mean?” “What was her occupation?” was another big thing that would cause her to even have the opportunity to be spared.

Eric: That’s interesting, yeah.

Andrew: Yeah. Hmmm.

Micah: So…

Andrew: Good point.

Micah: And then just to wrap up the chapter, the dementors cause Harry to fall from close to 50 feet in the air. We learn…

Andrew: Nooo!

Micah: …Dumbledore – and they do this in the movie. He kind of makes it so that Harry doesn’t have…

Jamie: Die.

Micah: …full impact…

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: …onto the ground. [laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, die.

Eric: Thud! Oh well, there’s the series.

Micah: So, Dumbledore is enraged at what happened, and we learn from Hermione that he [laughs] shot silver stuff at them.

Andrew: Ooh.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: [as Dumbledore] “How dare you?! Take my silver stuff! Pew, pew, pew!”

Micah: So, and then Harry’s broom goes into the Whomping Willow and that…

Andrew: Nooo!

Micah: …sets up the plot for the Firebolt…

Eric: The Nimbus…

Micah: …which comes up…

Eric: …2000…

Micah: …in later chapters.

Eric: …is destroyed.

Andrew: Nooo!

Eric: Is that the end of this chapter where they present it to him in the hospital…

Micah: Yes.

Eric: …wing?

Micah: In the hospital wing.

Eric: And it’s just a bunch of sticks.


Quote Quiz


Andrew: But now, here’s his chance to get the Firebolt! It’s newer and better! Yes, the Nimbus 2000 was filled with childhood memories, but who cares when there’s something bigger and better that awaits? So, that’s it for Chapter-by-Chapter. But first, Quote Quiz.

Ben: Quote quiz, quiz, quiz, quiz.

Andrew: Quote quiz, quiz, quiz.

“I doubt it will make much difference, unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the entrance hall.”

Eric: McGonagall.

Andrew: Yes! Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!

Ben: And what does Eric win, Andrew?

Andrew: He wins a brand new microphone!

Ben: Ooh.

Jamie: Ooh.

Andrew: Just kidding, yours is fine. [laughs]

Jamie: Hey Andrew…

Ben: Awww.

Jamie: …I didn’t hear you do the thing. The introduction to that.

Andrew: I did! Quote quiz…

Jamie: Oh, yeah!

Andrew: …quiz, quiz, quiz.


Listener Tweet: Halloween


Andrew: Let’s get to some e-mails and tweets from this chapter. We asked people to send in their feedback about these chapters. They read them before listening to the show. They are very well-prepared listeners. Erica9918 says:

“Why is it that every Halloween something bad happens? In ‘Sorcerer’s Stone,’ the troll. In ‘CoS,’ Mrs. Norris gets petrified. And in ‘Prisoner of Azkaban,’ Black breaks in.”

I think we did a Halloween discussion on…

Eric: Oh! We did, we did…

Jamie: We talked about that…

Eric: Yeah.

Jamie: …didn’t we?

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: We did when we were doing Chapter-by-Chapter last book.

Andrew: So tune into that episode…

Eric: Yep.

Andrew: …for the answer.

Eric: Chapter 12 significance, yep.


Listener Tweet: How Much Does Lucius Reveal?


Andrew: LuuJ writes:

“When Malfoy eggs on Harry about going and looking for Black, I find it interesting that it hints at how much Lucius really tells.”

Yeah.

Eric: Draco.

Andrew: Yeah, tells Draco, right.

Eric: Well, that was kind of my question too. What does Lucius know about Sirius Black’s allegiance?

Andrew: It’s a good question.


Lsitener Tweet: The Weasley’s Knowledge of Sirius


Ben: andreaenero writes:

“How did Malfoy know that Sirius had allegedly betrayed Harry’s parents, but Ron didn’t? They are both from wizarding families.”

I think Ron’s parents may…

Eric: Just kept it from him?

Ben: They have so many kids, they’re running like a mill, you know…

[Everyone laughs]

Ben: …what I mean? They’re running like a boot camp. They don’t have time to sit everyone down and…


Listener Tweet: Student’s Names


Andrew: Wikmans says:

“How does Lupin know their names before the first lesson? And why does he call them by first name when the other teachers don’t?”

Jamie: Because he’s different in that way, isn’t he?

Ben: Yeah.

[Eric laughs]

Ben: He wants to…

Andrew: He’s personable.

Ben: He wants to be personal…

Eric: No…

Ben: …you know?

Eric: …but he does. I noticed this too while reading. He does call Dean Thomas by his first name. And I don’t know – it made me think of whether or not he knew his dad or something because…

Jamie: No, no, it’s because he and James Potter switched places…

Eric: That’s…

Jamie: …when they were doing their thing.

Eric: …exactly what it is.

Ben: Awww.

[Jamie laughs]

Ben: Well, actually…

Eric: That…

Ben: Actually…

Eric: …theory was plausible, man.

Jamie: It was plausible, definitely.

Ben: I know. You were a big Galadriel water slash that theory supporter, Eric.

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: I remember that.

Eric: That was – it was a plausible theory at the time.

Ben: And I know some college professors who will get the students’ pictures before the class even begins and memorize their names.

Eric: That’s true.

Jamie: Aww, I bet that’s what they do.

[Eric laughs]

Jamie: I bet that’s what they do.


Make the Music Connection


Andrew: Yeah, Lupin has got nothing better to do. All right, now here’s a segment we haven’t done in a while: Make the Mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-music Connection! Yeah! Who wants to go first?

Jamie: Is this your show personality coming through?

Andrew: Yes.

[Jamie laughs]

Ben: Me.

Jamie: I’ll go first.

Andrew: You want to – oh, I’m sorry, Jamie. Ben said, “First,” first.

Jamie: Oh. Yeah, but he is there. So, the lag…

Andrew: True.

Jamie: …will…

Andrew: True.

Jamie: I probably said it first, really.

Andrew: Okay, we’ll pick…

Jamie: No, no, no.

Andrew: …some of…

Jamie: Ben, you…

Andrew: …the top songs.

Jamie: …take it.

Andrew: No, no, Jamie. You can.

Jamie: All right.

Andrew: We’ll pick some of the top hot songs right now. Jamie, are you a fan of Kesha?

Jamie: No.

Andrew: All right.

Jamie: I don’t know who it is.

Andrew: Well, try…

Ben: [singing] “Wake up in the morning…”

Andrew: No, not that song.

Ben: “…feeling like…”

Andrew: Here, try this.

Ben: “…P. Diddy.”

[“Blah Blah Blah” by Kesha (feat. 3OH!3) plays]

Andrew: Hold on.

[Song continues]

Jamie: Oh, this is terrible.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Hold on, just wait for the chorus.

[Song continues]

Andrew: “Blah Blah Blah” by Kesha. Just go off the song title. Blah blah blah.

[Song finishes]

Jamie: Blah blah blah? All right. Blah blah blah. Well, I think in Harry Potter, quite a few of people have that attitude. They just, “Blah blah blah, I’ve got magic. I don’t have to worry about anything because when push comes to shove, I can just cast a spell.” However, the other side has magic as well, which I think is a point made by Rufus Scrimgeour to the Muggle Prime Minister.

Andrew: Mhm.

Jamie: So yeah, I think that is the connection. The blah blah blah attitude throughout Harry Potter.

Andrew: Nice.

Jamie: Yeah. Sorry, I can’t think of anything else.

Andrew: No, I was going to make a Trelawney connection…

Jamie: I don’t know.

Andrew: …because she’s all…

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: …blah blah blah with all these dumb theories and stuff.

Jamie: Awww, yeah, yeah! That would have been a good one.

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: Awww!

Andrew: That’s all right, that’s all right. All right, Ben. It’s your turn.

[“Escape Me” by Tiesto plays]

Andrew: [laughs] This is “Escape Me” by Tiesto.

[Song continues]

Andrew: Make the connection, Ben.

[Song continues]

Andrew: Ben?

Ben: Okay, Neville. Failure is Neville’s favorite thing.

Andrew: Oh.

Ben: Because he continually fails.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: But if you actually wait until the chorus, where he’s singing, Escape Me.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: Where she’s singing, Escape Me. I would say that that’s really Harry trying to break out, you know?

Andrew: Right.

Ben: Becoming all he wants. Or maybe it’s Dumbledore when he was a kid.

[Jamie laughs]

Ben: And that hidden side of him that was in love with Grindelwald.

Andrew: Mmm, good one.

Ben: Mmm.

Andrew: All right. Eric, here is your song.

[“Today Was A Fairytale” by Taylor Swift plays]

Andrew: “Today Was A Fairytale” by Taylor Swift.

Eric: Oh wow.

[Song continues]

Andrew: “Magic.” She said, “Magic.”

Jamie: Awww, yeah.

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: What more do you need?

Ben: This is Ginny. This is so Ginny…

Eric: Yeah. This is Harry…

Ben: …being in love…

Eric: Hey…

Ben: …with Harry.

Eric: …hey, hey, who’s make the music connection…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: …is this?

Ben: Well, I’m sorry. You’re just disconnected over there.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Yeah…

Andrew: Go ahead…

Eric: …it’s true.

Andrew: …Eric.

Eric: Yeah, this is how Harry is feeling when he has that one brief moment at the lake with Ginny in Book 6. Or he actually – it doesn’t even happen in the books. He references them later, like, “I’ve been having nice walks along the lake with you.” But that’s what happens in “6” where he’s – there is this brief downtime. He is actually with the girl he fancies and they have some good times before he does the Spider-Man thing.

Andrew: Good point. All right, and Micah, you’re the last one for today. Here we go!

[“Telephone” by Lady Gaga (feat. Beyonce) plays]

Andrew: “Telephone” by Lady Gaga and Beyonce.

[Song continues]

Andrew: “Stop calling, stop calling. I don’t want to pick up anymore.”

Ben: Ooh…

Andrew: How can you…

Ben: …I got one.

Andrew: …connect that?

Ben: I got one.

Micah: You got one, Ben, huh?

Andrew: Go ahead, Ben.

Ben: It’s Uncle Vernon.

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: It’s, like…

Jamie: Oh, yeah.

Ben: “Stop calling!”

[Everyone laughs]

Ben: He yells at Ron.

Andrew: I love it, I love it. You could also…

Micah: That was good, Ben.

Andrew: You could also…

Jamie: That’s…

Andrew: …connect that one…

Jamie: …perfect, yeah.

Andrew: …with all the owls coming into the home. [laughs] “Stop owling! Stop owling!” Oh no…

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: …it’s another song parody. [laughs] “I don’t want to pick up!”

Ben: [as Dumbledore] “Rah rah!”

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: [as Dumbledore] “Ooh la la.” [singing as himself] “Want your bad romance.”


Announcement: Podcast Alley and Infinitus 2010


Andrew: Okay. So before we wrap up the show today, just a couple of announcements for you all. That was a fun segment by the way. Don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. It’s now March. It’s MuggleCast March, the one month that makes sense when you say, “MuggleCast March.”

Ben: What about MuggleCast May?

Andrew: What? Oh, that’s true. Good point, thank you.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: [laughs] Forgot about my birthday month.

Ben: Oh, oh, your birthday month? Yes, that’s what May is all about.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: Shameless plug.

Andrew: So, and also…

Ben: Obama has declared May, ‘National Andrew Sims Month’.

Andrew: And also Infinitus2010.org coming up this July 15th to…

Ben: Are we doing a podcast there, Andrew?

Andrew: Yes, yes, we are doing a podcast there! And more details about that will be announced soon. But it’s going to be in Orlando, Florida at Universal Studios Orlando, the resort. Universal announced…

Jamie: Ooh, that is exciting.

Andrew: Universal announced a party in the park.

Ben: Ooh.

Andrew: The Harry Potter theme park is going to be shutting…

Ben: Ooh!

Andrew: …down and only attendees…

Ben: Ooh!

Andrew: …of Infinitus are going to be able to attend.

Ben: Ooh!

Andrew: And they got a lot of cool stuff planned for that.

Ben: Jamie, will you be attending Infinitus? I know fans are dying to know.

Jamie: When is it? July?

Andrew: July 15th to the 18th in Orlando.

Jamie: Oh, I doubt I’ll be going. I’m a working…

Ben: Oh!

Jamie: …man.

Andrew: If you start…

Jamie: I can’t just…

Andrew: …swimming now…

Jamie: …take a…

Andrew: …you can make it.

Jamie: …holiday off.

Ben: [laughs] Ladies and gentlemen, Jamie is looking for sponsors for his swim to Infinitus.

[Everyone laughs]

Jamie: Yeah.

Ben: A mile.

Jamie: Someone has got to…

Ben: For donations…

Jamie: …give me however much…

Ben: …per mile.

Jamie: …money a mile.

Eric: For swimming?

Andrew: I’ll give you a penny a mile.

Jamie: You can afford more than that. Come on, guys.

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: You get to live in California. You can move somewhere else.

Andrew: We’ll have to figure it out for next…

Ben: [laughs] I just have…

Andrew: …episode.

Ben: …this vision of Jamie back floating…

[Andrew and Jamie laugh]

Ben: …in the middle of the Atlantic. Just, like, [as Jamie] “Oh, I’m so tired.”

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: [as Jamie] “I can’t!”

Andrew: [as Jamie] “Get me off!”

Ben: [as Jamie] “Just five more minutes, and…”

[Everyone laughs]

Jamie: Ben, you couldn’t have pure relaxation in the middle of the ocean.

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: Oh no, you definitely couldn’t.

Andrew: So visit Infinitus2010.org and if you register to attend, please put “MuggleNet” or “MuggleCast” in the referral box so they know who sent you. Finally today, don’t forget to visit MuggleCast.com. It’s got everything you need pertaining to this show. Also, follow us on Twitter at Twitter.com/MuggleCast.

Ben: Benschoen.

[Andrew laughs]


Announcement: 10,000 Twitter Followers


Andrew: And Facebook.com/MuggleCast as well. Through our Twitter and Facebooks, we update you with the latest information regarding new episodes, what we are doing around the site, the podcast. Also, I have an exciting announcement. MuggleCast just surpassed 10,000 followers on Twitter.

Jamie: Yeah!

Ben: What does this mean, Andrew?

[Show music begins]

Andrew: Well, we like to use the Twitter account a lot to let everybody know what’s going on with the show, and we hope you enjoy those updates. And our Facebook fan page has 9,779 fans, so become a fan on Facebook and Twitter: Twitter.com/MuggleCast, Facebook.com/MuggleCast to get all the information.

Ben: Please.


Jamie’s Plea: The Chagos Conservation Trust


Jamie: I have one thing to say quickly. This is an environmental plea, okay? Now, this one is the Chagos protected area, which is somewhere in the ocean. I’m not sure exactly where. However, as I’m sure all of you guys know that how ever many thousands of millions of fish are dying and stuff like that. And the British government has a chance to create the world’s largest conservation area in the ocean. And people have two days until Friday to register their support for it. So please everybody, you don’t have to live in Britain. Please can you go to Chagos-Trust.org/. That’s with a hyphen in between, and it’s C-H-A-G-O-S. And you guys can do it too.

Andrew: I will!

Jamie: And go there and register your support. And you can write to the foreign secretary and tell them to do it. Please do it. It’s going to take two minutes. Please everyone do that because it is important. It’s some of the cleanest waters on Earth and it’s going to go if people don’t protect it. So please, please go and do it. And I’ll post a link on my Twitter. That is Twitter.com/lawrencejamie. So, I’ll put it on there.


Show Close


Andrew: Thanks everyone for listening. It’s been another fun show. We’ll see you all next time for Episode 193. I’m Andrew Sims.

Ben: I’m…

Micah: Four.

Ben: …Ben Schoen.

Andrew: 194, sorry.

Eric: I am Eric Scull.

Jamie: I’m Jamie Lawrence.

Micah: And I’m Micah Tannenbaum.

Andrew: We’ll see you next time for Episode 194!

Ben: See you folks!

Andrew: Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye!

Jamie and Micah: Bye!

[Show music continues]


Blooper: I’m Ben Scone


Ben: I’m Ben…

Eric: I’m Eric…

Ben: …Scho-en.

Eric: …Scull.

Jamie: Ooh!

Eric: Scone? Sorry, Ben. While you were gone, I kind of usurped the title of…

Ben: Oh.

Eric: …the second order.

Ben: Oh.

Andrew: Ooh.

Ben: Oh.

Andrew: Go ahead…

Ben: You jerk!

Andrew: …Jamie.

Eric: You do that again.

Jamie: Ooh.

Ben: I made you. I made you, Eric.

Jamie: Technically, Eric made you, didn’t he?

Ben: [laughs] No, Eric didn’t make me!

Eric: No, I made Jamie, though.

Jamie: Yeah, yeah! Eric made me!

Eric: Before the…

Jamie: Eric made me, yeah.

Eric: It’s cool.

Andrew: You’re all Eric and thinking you made each other.

[Ben and Eric laugh]

Ben: What Andrew made all of us.

[Everyone laughs]

Jamie: Andrew made…


Blooper: Would You Like Some Thigh Food?


Jamie: Hey, hey, Andrew, Andrew, what type of food is T-H-A-I food?

Andrew: Thai. [laughs]

[Jamie laughs]

Andrew: I learnt my lesson about that one a while ago.

Ben: [laughs] What were you calling it?

Andrew: Back in 2006, we were all in the car in L.A. somewhere. And we drove by a Thai place, and I said, “Oh, thigh,” or something.

[Jamie laughs]

Ben: Ha!

Jamie: He said, “Oh, we should go and have some thigh food.”

Andrew: I had never heard the word before! I didn’t know.

Ben: Some thigh food. That sounds kind of gross.

Andrew: All right.

Jamie: [laughs] Yeah!

Andrew: Go ahead, Micah.

Transcript #192

MuggleCast 192 Transcript


Show Intro


[Intro music begins]

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[“Hedwig’s Theme” plays]

Jim Dale: [as Professor McGonagall] This is Professor McGonagall welcoming you all to MuggleCast hoping you enjoy – Dobby! Dobby, come here! Here! Dobby! [as Dobby] Yes, I’d just like to say how very pleased I am to introduce MuggleCast to all of you! Thank you! Thank you!

[Show music begins]

Micah: Because the Crookshanks versus Scabbers battles have begun, this is MuggleCast Episode 192 for February 18th, 2010.

[Show music continues]

Andrew: Welcome everyone to Episode 192. We’re approaching – I was doing the math the other day and it looks like we’re going to be hitting Episode 200 in late May or early June, or maybe mid-June, I can’t remember. But it’s very exciting. 200 episodes.

Micah: Unbelievable.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: So…

Andrew: As you think back on all that transcript work for 200 episodes.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: That’s true – very true. Do you think we’ll get a trailer before that?

Andrew: Oh, I hope so.

Micah: Yeah?

Andrew: Oh, geez, I hope so!

[Andrew, Eric, and Micah laugh]

Andrew: But, yeah, I was – there’s not going to be anything big unless they release a trailer around that time, but we’ll have to make sure Episode 200 is one big bonanza.

Eric: So, what you’re saying Andrew, is that we’re going to London?

Andrew: [laughs] I – yes – sure. No.

Eric: Because we did London for the first hundred.

Andrew: Right, right. Yeah, the hundred – Episode 100 was in London for the release of Deathly Hallows. That worked out perfectly.

Eric: It did. It really did.

Andrew: Nothing can top that I don’t think.

Eric: No.

Andrew: But anyway, first we need to get through eight more episodes including this one. There’s – there hasn’t been much news, but we have plenty of e-mails to go through, and of course, Chapter-by-Chapter of Prisoner of Azkaban and all that good other stuff that you’ve come to know and love. I’m Andrew Sims.

Eric: I’m Eric Scull.

Micah: I’m Micah Tannenbaum.

Nick: And I’m Nick Myers.

[Show music continues]

Andrew: All right Micah, what’s in the news this week? It’s a Lego news episode, isn’t it?


News: Lego Harry Potter: Years 1-4


Micah: It is a Lego news episode. There hasn’t been much going on as you mentioned, and I figured we’d just take a little bit of time here to talk about Lego Harry Potter: Years 1-4 and the question I wanted to pose, because we’ve gotten a lot of screenshots lately – the producer of the game just recently did another interview and actually today the cover art for the game was officially released. Do you guys think this is shaping up to be the best Potter video game?

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Andrew: That’s a bold statement. I mean there have been so many classics in the past.

Micah: There have not been.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Nick: It’s certainly shaping up to be the funnest Harry Potter game for sure.

Andrew: Yeah. There’s a lot – and I know we say this for all the EA games – they do the games for each film, but they seem to really be putting a lot of care in this and all the videos look great. I was a big fan of the original Lego Harry Potter. This one looks great too, so, yeah, I think it could be one of the best ones.

Micah: Eric, I know you’re a big Lego video game fan.

Eric: Yeah, yeah definitely. I’m a fan of it. Everything I’ve been reading about the Lego Harry Potter: Years 1-4 game just seems really awesome and, of course, this cover art just makes it look even cooler.

Andrew: Yeah, it’s really well done.

Eric: It definitely wins the cover art competition for me, compared to other Harry Potter video games.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Yeah, I think it’s going to be – the Lego games have a sort of humor to them that just works really well in a lot of ways and it’s going to work just as well with early Harry Potter. I think it’ll be a great game.

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: And the fact that they’ve had practice with two renditions of the Star Wars, two renditions of Indiana Jones, Batman, and a few others that are in the works – it’s great that they’ve waited a little while to get into Harry Potter, but the Lego Harry Potter set is a thriving area of Lego’s company and so it’s great to see that they, with TY Games, has worked on this rendition.

Micah: Yeah. It seems like a lot more care has been put into this game and I don’t mean to knock the games that have come from Electronic Arts because they did an amazing job with Hogwarts and the surrounding areas, but I think the biggest problem…

Andrew: But it ends there.

Eric: [laughs] Yeah.

Micah: Yeah, but the biggest problem people have had with the games is the actual gameplay and there not being enough to do…

[dog barks in the background]

Micah: …as somebody’s dog points out…

Eric: Sorry. [laughs]

Micah: …that they agree – no, your dog agrees which is – that’s a very good thing. [laughs] And I just – I’m hoping that although this seems, in practice, like a more childlike game, meaning that it’s geared more for younger people, our age group may be able to enjoy it more than the EA games because I actually thought that as much as the EA games look like more adult games, they are actually geared more towards children.

Andrew: Yeah, and I mean look where we are in terms of technology these days. I think this game is going to look beautiful on Hi-Def televisions and especially with systems like the PS3 and th Xbox 360. I mean, I’m looking forward to just the graphic quality on these as well.

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: Yeah, and like you were saying about gameplay too, Order of the Phoenix, for instance, had a great roaming Hogwarts, that we read the interviews months before the game came out and we were like, “Oh wow, fully immersive Hogwarts!”

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah.

Eric: And it pretty much – it did, it was pretty big for an environment, but you really couldn’t do anything with it.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: And this Lego game is promising to – you can rebuild parts of Hogwarts and destroy them and all that stuff.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: And that just sounds totally awesome. So no crevice in the game will go untouched.

Andrew: I have a PS3 that I bought primarily for the Blu-ray capabilities and this will be probably the first video game that I buy for it [laughs] having had the PS3 for close to two years now.

[Eric laughs]

Nick: Whoa.

Andrew: Because it’s a game that actually looks worth it. And I’m just really excited for the quality – the visual quality – that you’re going to get. The trailer – it’s just very animated – it just looks great. It looks great.

Micah: Yeah, the detail as I said is just amazing and I like how the producer pointed out that if you’re in Year 1 you’re not able to access everything around the castle – certain parts of it are locked off – or even other areas that they’ve developed – not just Hogwarts specifically, but – and also that you need to actually travel from one place to another. It’s not going to be like EA where you get these cut scenes and all of a sudden you end up somewhere else. You have to work your way through the years.

Nick: Not only that, but the fact that the characters can grow throughout the game and you’re not given all the spells at the start to practice with and then use throughout like you are with EA games. With this one you’ll learn them and grow throughout the year and that’s fantastic.


Listener Tweet: Unlockable Characters


Andrew: Yeah, that is definitely cool. We got some Twitter – we got some feedback from you guys via Twitter. We asked you on our Twitter account at Twitter.com/MuggleCast. We asked, “Do you think that this game is turning out to be the best Harry Potter video game?” APGB said:

“I love the fact you’ll be able to play as over 100 unlockable characters – even Fang.”

That’s really cool.

Nick: That’s amazing.

Eric: That’s been a staple of the Lego games though – play as literally that many characters. Like especially Star Wars – everyone – every character even non-play characters – they call them guards and all sorts of soldiers that are in the background of certain cut-scenes and levels are all programmed so you can end up playing as them, especially in free play mode. But playing as Fang and everything – each of the characters have their own skill set, especially in Indiana Jones in particular – and there was an article where they said – they would reference something similar to that – where each of these a hundred characters are going to have a different set of skills and abilities even if it’s just jumping higher, that’s going to help you choose which character you’re going to be roaming Hogwarts.

Andrew: Right, right. And there was a video demonstration the other day of how they’re designing Quidditch. And it’s that same exact thing where Harry is the best person to use for flying around on brooms. And they demonstrated how Ron and Hermione had sort of – they struggle with controlling their brooms and climbing aboard it – so that’s the kind of detail that I think we’re all looking forward to.

Eric: Oh, yeah.


Listener Tweet: Revisiting the Books


Andrew: But FlizLovesKon writes:

“The game looks excellent. I love the way I can revisit the books in gaming format with the added bonus of the Lego theme.”

prudhvii writes:

“The previews look good, but do you think that they will have two games for the seventh book because the movie is in two parts?”

Nick: I don’t think so, personally. I think they’ll do a 5-7 one as well.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah.

Nick: I mean, for me personally one of my problems with the EA games is that the storytelling is actually quite short and the game doesn’t last very long – it’s only the mini quests and adventures that pad it out and I think one of the things that’s going to be good about this Lego game is that it encompasses four whole years and they can add a lot more to the length of the game.

Andrew: Well, also, a possible Lego Harry Potter: Years 5-7 would – I think would directly ride on how well Years 1-4 do.

Nick: Yeah.

Andrew: Like, you know, in terms of sales and in terms of reviews. You know, if it gets great reviews and great sales they’ll definitely go for 5-7.

Eric: And it – it was…

Andrew: So let’s hope it does well.

Eric: It was really clever and, you know, I almost want to say insightful that they – they stopped, you know, with Years 1-4, that they focused on essentially half the series.

Andrew: Right.

Eric: Because I mean after – these games – what I want to say is these games have this level selection and main menu kind of world in and of itself, be it like in Star Wars it was the cantina and in Indiana Jones it was Cambridge where you just – you can walk around and that has its own game play almost as well. And thinking about Years 1-4, you know, I can’t wait and what you said about certain parts of Hogwarts being locked off. You know, as a level select area there’s no better place than Hogwarts but Years 5-7, especially 7, takes place, you know, really far away from Hogwarts so they’re going to have to re-evaluate how they do that for that – that section of the gaming. You know, because a lot of the books start taking place elsewhere and important areas that we’re going to want to play in but – they can revisit – they can cross that bridge when they come to it essentially because they just have Years 1-4 and it’s – they’re all set at Hogwarts and they’re all going to be lots of fun.

Andrew: maritza_cardona writes:

“The visuals seem great and the comedic moments actually made me smile. This one looks better than the first HP games released.”

Prior, I guess she means.

Micah: Absolutely, yeah. I think we all touched on that.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: That we agree this is better than EA.

Andrew: Finally, AndrewNH writes:

“I think they are awesome. So much more like the books and I hope it’s an open world like the other Lego Harry Potter – like the other Lego games. And it will be so fun.”

So there you go. Some feedback from those of you who follow us on Twitter at Twitter.com/MuggleCast. Thanks for the feedback! In other news Micah?


News: New EA Harry Potter Title


Micah: Well, I just wanted to mention – since we’re on the topic of video games…

Andrew: No!

Micah: …didn’t EA – no? Didn’t do anything?

Andrew: I said onward! Onward! Yah! Yah! No, go ahead. [laughs]

Micah: No, this is important though…

Andrew: Go ahead, you’re right.

Micah: …for the people who love the boring EA games that…

Andrew: [laughs] Ouch.

Micah: …Electronic Arts announced that there’s going to be a Harry Potter title that’s going to be released this fall and…

Andrew: Right.

Micah: …I’m just kind of wondering though, are they going to break the game up in two? Because that would just be the end…

Andrew: I think so. [laughs]

Micah: They don’t have a choice I guess because they use so many cut scenes from the movies and they’re very movie based as opposed to book based, but…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: I can’t see the sales for that video game doing very well.

Andrew: Well, I think that’s the thing, like, if they don’t release a video game – a Harry Potter title this year, they would have to wait for Part II. They can’t release an entire video game for Part I and Part II this fall, because it would spoil the second half of the movie. So, they got to – I think they see it as a money making opportunity. Even though, I officially have lost faith in EA’s Harry Potter video games. I mean, I know they care so much and they’re such a good team of people. We’ve met them and interviewed them, they’re so nice, but I guess the Harry Potter games just aren’t meant to be built how they are building them because they really don’t work.

Micah: No, they don’t. I think they should’ve developed them more as a role-playing game, kind of similar to Legend of Zelda, where you…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: …have that free roaming ability. I mean you do, but it’s still restricted, like if you play these past video games – you know, Order of the Phoenix, Half-Blood Prince, you can move around Hogwarts and you can kind of go to the outlying grounds, but you can’t get into Hogsmeade, you can’t go to other places and travel around, you know, Diagon Alley or – I don’t know, pick a place. But the point is that they really screwed up I think. Not in their design because again, what they did with Hogwarts was unbelievable in how they created it in the video game sense, but just the game-play aspect of it failed so miserably.

Andrew: Yeah. On the other hand, maybe EA could surprise us and release an entirely new game! Like a new Quidditch game, that would be good! Quidditch World Cup! That was a good game.

Eric: Agreed.

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: And it was totally – and that seemed to have the least direct influence from a movie or anything. I mean, they basically took Jo’s world and they fleshed it out and – playing that game in Tokyo, for instance…

Andrew: Yeah!

Eric: It’s a beautiful stadium, and you get to play in the sunset. Just amazing visuals, great game-play all around, and it wasn’t an easy fix, you know. You had to go around and play as all the different teams and win the World Cup with them. So it was long playing. You know, it was just a really smart idea.

Andrew: It was fun. So maybe they’ll do a new unique idea like that. But, who knows? We’ll just have to wait and see. Even though my money’s still on Deathly Hallows: Part I, the video game being released. “Run through the forest! Press A! Press A!

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: “Zoom around that tree!”


News: New Harry Potter Lego Sets


Micah: So wrapping up the Lego news, there was a press release last week that six new Harry Potter construction sets and a Lego Harry Potter board game are going to be released later on this year, in the fall.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Excited?

Andrew: I’ve always been a fan of the Lego construction…

[Someone “tsks”]

Andrew: Hey, don’t laugh! This is serious!

[Nick laughs]

Andrew: I’ve always been a fan of the Lego construction sets and they tend to be kind of expensive, so I may not buy one, but they’re fun!

Nick: Did you see the video though?

Andrew: Huh? Oh, of the board game?

Nick: It doesn’t even look anything like…

Andrew: Yeah.

Nick: …anything related to the series.

Andrew: The board game they’re building does not look good. But the construction sets look cool! [laughs] And I got to say, those old – you know, they had made a castle close to ten years ago now as a construction set, and that thing is worth a lot of money now.

Eric: Is it?

Andrew: Those things, if you have an original, yeah. My dad bought one and sold it on eBay for like, $300.

Eric: Wow.

Nick: Whoa.

Andrew: [laughing] Yeah! So, I was like, “Dad, why didn’t you give it to me?” And he was like, “Quiet son! Back to the cupboard!”

[Nick, Micah and Eric laugh]

Andrew: But, yeah I’m looking – is anyone else excited for these construction sets?

[Prolonged silence]

Andrew: No?

Eric: Yeah. Yeah.

Nick: [laughing] That was a no.

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: Well, I mean like – and it looks like the Burrow and stuff, the’re getting – they’re getting creative again, you know? And it’s not just the graveyard set where it’s like, you know, maybe a few characters or so, but mostly nothing in – you know, it’s probably difficult to come up with these construction sets. There are so many places in Harry’s world, but they’re so huge. Like the Ministry of Magic, you just don’t want to not do them justice. But yeah, I think they got their little creative edge back.

Andrew: Right, right. Anything else in the news, Micah?

Micah: No, that is it. Lego news.


Happy Birthday Emerson


Andrew: Well, we should also say “Happy Birthday” to Emerson Spartz, the webmaster and founder of MuggleNet. He turns 23 – he turned 23 on February 17th so Happy Birthday to him.

Eric: Happy Birthday Emerson.

Andrew: Sorry, I don’t have a song prepared…

Micah: Yeah, I was waiting for…

Andrew: …I just wanted to say that.

Micah: …something to play there.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: No, but…

Micah: We can all sing if we want. But, I would advise against that.

Andrew: [sings] “Happy Birthday, to you.”

Eric: [sings] “To you.”

Andrew: Okay, well, before we get to Muggle Mail this week, we have a couple of e-mails about that J.K. – that negative J.K. Rowling e-mail that we read on the show last week. We got a lot of feedback but we just have two e-mails here. Nick, do you want to read the first one from Brittany?


Muggle Mail: Looking Deeper into the Books


Nick: Sure. This is from Brittany who’s 14 and from Ohio and she writes:

“After listening to Anna’s letter last episode, which was highly critical, I feel I must disagree with her strongly on one point in particular. She says Harry Potter is nothing more than a staggeringly popular book for children. Well then, how did it get so popular? When she was reading the series, did she understand the emotional depths, powerful themes, and meaningful morals in it? Or did she just read it looking for nothing but pleasure reading and taking in no knowledge whatsoever? This book is not popular because it is merely an enjoyable children’s book. Incidentally, it is not just for children either. It is popular because of the themes of love, grief and trust. Can you get that in a video game? I encourage readers of Harry Potter to look deeper, as the MuggleCasters have always done so well and not judge based on popularity.”

Andrew: I actually do think that’s one of the things thats harmed Harry Potter. You know, an outsider – outsiders look at Harry Potter and say, “Oh, it’s just popular because it’s popular. It’s just in right now. It’s sort of the thing.” But, as Brittany brings up, how did it get so popular? And it’s because of how well written these books are. It wasn’t – I really don’t think it was sort of like trend, you know, people genuinely enjoy the books.

Eric: Yeah, the world and the books is just unmatched, really it is. And as we go through, I know my chapter of Chapter-by-Chapter this week. We’ll just see how crafty, you know, Jo was in these early Harry Potter novels and establishing just how deep her world is and the characters are just really relatable.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: And completely…

Nick: It’s unfair to cheapen the series as a fad I think.

Eric: Yeah. Absolutely. Do that with Twilight if you want, I agree with you, but…

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: I don’t think that we spent 192 episodes on nothing either. Thats the other side of it.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: There have been shows that we’ve really gotten deep into things and one of them would be the politics show that we spent just I think close to two hours discussing the…

Andrew: Politics.

Micah: …symbolism.

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: Yeah, yeah, I didn’t know what other word to use, but we really did spend a lot of time discussing that, and we’ve broken down characters, we’ve had analysis of a lot of them, devoted shows just to certain characters, so I don’t think that it’s a child’s book – I don’t think you can do that with, you know, the Mother Goose stories, where you can break down [laughs] characters to the depth that we’ve done, or look at the symbolism in those stories as much as you can with a series like this.


Muggle Mail: The Weasley’s Spending


Andrew: Yeah. I think you’re right. There’s no way we could do a podcast, like Micah said at the beginning of that, for one hundred and ninety-two episodes – like there’s just no other book series that I know of – maybe Lord of the Rings, although I’ve never read it. Well, let’s move on now to Muggle Mail. The first e-mail comes from Aaron, nineteen, of Sydney, Austrailia. He says:

“I’m up to the bit where you guys are talking about the Weasley’s winnings and their trip in Episode 191. I think it was not a case of money mismanagement, and I don’t think they should be penalized for spending it the way they did. The Weasleys have lived like this forever, and they’re comfortable with it. They don’t want any Malfoy mansion. The Burrow is their mansion. They’re proud of who they are. Anyway who says investing money to get more money is wise? I think spending the money on the family trip would have brought them much more joy than any amount of money, not to mention all the memories they now have.”

Micah: So…

Andrew: It’s a good point…

Micah: Are these the same people that wrote in about how the Weasleys were mismanaging their money? Now all of a sudden we criticize them and these same people are writing back [laughs] to criticize us? I mean, I know the biggest thing we left out when we discussed it on our last show, was that they were going to visit Bill. And that was their primary reason for the trip.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: And…

Nick: You were all kind of harsh last episode.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Well what’s your opinion of it, Nick?

Nick: They should just invest in banks, and…

[Andrew laughs]

Nick: …I think that was the conclusion?

[Andrew laughs]

Nick: It’s the last time they all got to spend time together as a family before later in the series when half of them die. I think it was a good thing to do, they came across a windfall of unexpected cash, they had lived acceptably before they had it, and yeah. I can’t blame them.

Andrew: Yeah. I don’t know – I just – maybe I was wrong when I said that we always hear them complaining about money, because they really don’t in the books…

Eric: No…

Andrew: …but they do, sort of allude – we do see hints of – J.K. Rowling drops ideas to us of how poor they are, and maybe Aaron’s right. Maybe they enjoy living that way. And that’s fine. And I’m glad they went on a vacation and had a great time.

Micah: It couldn’t have cost that much money, though, if you think about it. I mean, they don’t travel by air.

Eric: With seven kids? Oh, yeah. You’re right.

Micah: And they probably have a place to stay with Bill…

Eric: Or a tent. [laughs]

Micah: So, they probably didn’t spend a whole lot of it on the trip. But I would say we got fifty e-mails alone just on this, and how horrible…

Andrew: People are very passionate.

Micah: …of people we are…

[Andrew and Nick laugh]

Micah: …to be criticizing the Weasleys.

Eric: well, you picked a strong e-mail, I mean, I think that this e-mail is very strong, and not offensive in any way. But it gets to the point. So that’s really good.

Andrew: Yeah.

Nick: I was just wondering, it’s not cleared up in the books, but can’t they just like Floo Powder themselves to Egypt, and then just…

Andrew: You would think so.

Nick: I can’t imagine the cost being that much anyways.

Andrew: True. Or use a Portkey.

Eric: Yeah.

Nick: Yeah.

Andrew: Nick, can you read the next e-mail for us please?


Muggle Mail: Aunt Marge


Nick: Sure. Next e-mail is from Aaron, who’s 17 and from New Zealand.

“In Episode 191, you were discussing why Harry didn’t stay away from Marge, why Vernon doesn’t stop him being near Marge. Well, the answer is actually in the book. I didn’t see how any of you didn’t pick up on this when you just read those chapters.”

And he quotes the books, and it says:

“Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia usually encouraged Harry to stay out of their way, which Harry was only too happy to do. Aunt Marge, on the other hand, wanted Harry under her eye at all times, so that she could boom out suggestions for his improvement.”

Andrew: I’d like to say that I did know about this and I tried to bring it up, but I think we sort of got sidetracked. My point was that Uncle Vernon should have stepped in and overpowered Aunt Marge, since he knew what Harry could do if he was pushed. So therefore, it was his responsibility to take action. We knew that Aunt Marge wanted Harry there, but Uncle Vernon should have said, “No, he has to stay up in his room. Sorry.” And just leave it at that.

Nick: I think Uncle Vernon is under the hierarchy of people now, isn’t he? He was kind of…

Andrew: It is what in the hierarchy, sorry?

Nick: Lower down. I think Aunt Marge – what she says goes.

Andrew: Yeah…

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: I guess so. I mean, that is pretty sad if it’s true.

Eric: [laughs] Vernon is kind of submissive there.

Andrew: Eric, you want to take the next e-mail?

MuggleCast 192 Transcript (continued)


Muggle Mail: Refusing Magical Education


Eric: Sure. Next one is from Nicole, 17, from Canada. She says:

“Hey MuggleCasters! First off, I just wanted to say that I love the show. You guys make my day whenever there is a new show. Anyway, I am writing in response to something you said in your last episode, 191, about witches and wizards choosing not to go to school or learning to harness their magic. I just wanted to point out that we see an example of this in Book 7 when Dumbledore’s sister refuses to learn magic and keeps it all bottled inside of her. There are some pretty nasty side effects to this refusal to learn magic: she ends up killing someone. Therefore, I don’t think that a magical person would be allowed by law to decide not to learn how to use their magic properly. Once again, I love the show. Everyone is my favorite, but I think that Lady Dumbledore and Fawkes top my list for sure.”

[Andrew laughs]

“Thanks so much for the show. You…”

Andrew: [as Fawkes] Gaga!

Eric: “…guys are the best!”

Do we have some new…

[Nick laughs]

Eric: …hosts that you guys aren’t telling me about? This Lady Dumbledore and Fawkes?

Andrew: Well, they came alive during one episode.

Eric: Oh, I see.

Andrew: Ben and I created them. They lived through us. But this is a really good point. And I think this is a great example, as Nicole says, of why everybody needs to be educated.

Eric: But Dumbledore’s sister was traumatized, wasn’t she? I mean, it wasn’t like she didn’t want to learn magic in an institution because she didn’t like institutions.

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: Right? I mean…

Micah: The insinuation…

Eric: …she was…

Micah: …was always that…

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: …she was raped, right?

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: I think.

Eric: Or something serious.

Micah: Something was done to her. Yeah, and I think there is a difference between not learning how to harness your magic or use your magic, and being educated. I think you could learn how to use it at home. You don’t have to go to an institution in order to learn how to use it properly. I’m sure there are people that can teach you outside of school.

Eric: But this issue with Dumbledore’s sister, not learning how to do magic – and it is in the book, that it manifested itself in weird ways and she couldn’t control it, and that sort of thing. I think that had to do more with her emotional state and her ability to come to terms with what happened. And obviously her dad tried to avenge her and ended up in Azkaban, so it was kind of an upset family unit, the Dumbledores. I think of the Dumbledores as being the extreme case in many instances. You’ve got Albus Dumbledore who’s highly intelligent, very successful, discovers twelve different ways to use dragon’s blood, and he’s obviously this great scholar. And then his sister is damaged to the point where she’s a harm to herself with the magic that she possesses. She’s unable to channel it and learn it and study it, and it just seems like the Dumbledores are a family of extremes.

Andrew: Next e-mail, Micah!


Muggle Mail: Colin Creevey’s Camera


Micah: Well if fifty e-mails came in about the Weasleys, I think another fifty came in about this topic. Lauren, 18, from Chicago writes:

“When you got into the argument about Colin Creevey’s camera and why it works at Hogwarts…”

[Eric laughs]

“…it’s because it isn’t really technology. There’s nothing digital about it because it’s an old time-y camera. I’m pretty sure Colin even makes comments about how he needs to get the film developed special to get the pictures to move magically, which implies that he’s kicking it old school photography-wise.”

Nick: Now guys, why was this question asked because Jo answers this on her website, right?

Andrew: No, what – yes. But again, I was – this is something I was trying to get my point across with but everyone was making fun of me on the show! I don’t – yes. Some cameras, old school cameras, were not technically technical. [laughs]

Eric: Electronic, you mean?

Andrew: If that makes sense. Electronic, yes, thank you. So…

Eric: More mechanical than electronic. So what was your point last episode?

Andrew: My point was that – well Ben brought up the question, or someone brought up the question, how can Colin Creevey have a camera at Hogwarts. But that person, whether it was Ben – I think it was Ben – was thinking that it was some digital camera that he can use to upload pictures to Facebook on. But no…

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: It’s some old school camera from early 1900’s, I would guess.

Eric: So it’s more mechanical than electronic.

Andrew: Exactly.

Eric: Yeah, and…

Andrew: It’s like a polaroid.

Micah: It wasn’t from Ben, it was from Tiffany, 15, of Pittsburg.

Andrew and

Eric:

Oh.

Eric: Look at Micah with his notes.

Micah: Well I actually really just looked at our document from last episode.

Andrew: It was a Tweet. I see. You’re all out for me.

Nick: I’m just looking at Jo’s website now and she explains it fully and how it doesn’t use batteries, it runs off magic and the camera’s developed with different potions. It’s all there.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: Well why would we go there, you know? That site’s never updated anyway.

[Eric and Nick laugh]

Andrew: Well here’s the thing, and I…

Nick: True, true.

Andrew: …feel bad when people will e-mail us and they’re like, “Well, duh! It was on her site!” There’s just so much to keep track of at this point it’s kind of [laughs] impossible unless we were Googling every single little thing that we bring up in the show, which can get very hard.

Eric: Some…

Andrew: so…

Eric: Oh. Yeah. But…

Andrew: More often than not we just – unless one of us remembers, as in Nick’s case, he remembered.

Eric: Thanks for that, Nick. Yeah, the best thing we can do is not spend a whole lot of time on it in the follow-up show.

Andrew: Yeah [laughs]. So…

[Eric laughs]


Muggle Mail: Lower Class School


Andrew: …with that said, next e-mail comes from Kayla, 13, of Winitachee, Washington. Win-a-chee, Washington. Something like that.

“Hello, MuggleCasters, I’ve been a short-time listener and have a small point to make. Last episode, you were discussing the fact that Hogwarts seemed to be a lower-class school compared to Durmstrang and Beauxbatons. [laughs] My problem is, in the book, Hogwarts did not seem like the lower class to me, but the middle class. In the Yule Ball, Krum was telling Hermione about Durmstrang, describing it as ‘not as big, nor as comfortable’ as Hogwarts. Students from Durmstrang also seemed very impressed by the Hogwarts castle upon arrival. On the other hand, the students of Beauxbatons had looks of disgust upon their faces and boasted about their beautiful castle. It just seemed to me that Durmstrang was lower class, Beauxbatons was upper class and Hogwarts was in the the healthy middle class. Sorry if that was lengthy but it’s been bugging me all day. Love the show, keep up all the great work, love and hugs, Kayla.”

I think was a point that we missed last episode and I think it’s a very good one.

Eric: Yeah. I think it has less to do with the schools themselves being low, high class at all. I think it has more to do with the geographical region they’re in.

Nick: Yeah.

Eric: The Bulgarian…

Nick: I was going to say that.

Eric: Yeah, Durmstrang, that it’s this drafty – I think they go into more detail later that it’s this horrible, cold place. As opposed to Hogwarts which is too drafty for the Beauxbatons group, but at the same time, Hogwarts is a middle ground in that. But I think the French, I think Jo is characterizing having lived in France, that’s her insight into the kind of personality that French schoolchildren, in the wizarding world at least, would have about their school, that their school’s the best. In other words, I think it’s more of a characterization of Jo, and I think it was less to do with actually, politically, economically, what class goes there. We know that all students in those geographic regions go to those wizard schools, those are the schools to go to. So you get higher class, like Malfoy, who lives in a mansion, and then you go Harry who lived under the cupboard. And they both go to Hogwarts.


Muggle Mail: Harry’s Children


Nick: All right the next e-mail is from Elyse, she’s 18 and from Pennsylvania. She writes,

“Hey guys, love the show, I’ve been listening since Episode 42. Anyways, I wanted to write in, because I was listening to Episode 189 and a listener wrote in wondering how Snape would feel about Harry naming his kid after him. Well I originally agreed with you that he would probably be kind of mad, I soon remembered that Jo made sure to mention in the epilogue that Albus Severus was the only one of Harry’s three kids to inherit Lily’s eyes. I think Snape would be very happy to know that his name was so closely connected to such an important and vivid piece of Lily. Thanks for reading, Elyse.”

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Why were you guys saying that he would be mad?

Micah: It was another e-mail, we didn’t say that he would be mad…

Eric: Oh.

Micah: …somebody asked if they thought he would be mad, if he would roll over in his grave…

[Eric laughs]

Micah: …or was that the question?

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Nick: Yeah, it was something like that.

Andrew: Ah, it’s funny.

Micah: All right, you want me to take the last one?

Andrew: Please.


Muggle Mail: Alluring Books


Micah: The last e-mail comes from Jasmyn, 20, of Chicago and she says,

“Hey, MuggleCasters, I’ve just discovered the show within the past week, and I love it. I can’t believe I’ve gone all this time without hearing about it, and I’ve become an instant fan.”

Andrew: Can I stop you right there for a second?

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: It’s really cool to see how people are still discovering our show. That really means a lot to us, and that’s really great. I mean, in the back of my head I wonder where have you been for so long, but on the other hand…

[Nick laughs]

Andrew: …it’s great to see that you’re now discovering the show. So thank you, and hello to all new listeners in the past year! [laughs] Or two.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: So anyway.

Micah: So she goes on to say:

“I know you’ve just finished your Chapter-by-Chapter roundup for ‘Chamber of Secrets,’ but when I was catching up with the old episodes, I was struck by your observations about the symmetry of the series, especially between number 2 and number 6. I don’t know if you discussed this before, but I found it interesting that Ginny’s attachment to Riddle’s diary mirrors Harry’s attachment to the Half-Blood Prince’s potion book. Ginny and Harry both fall victim to trusting books with mysterious authors, the use of which almost kills people: the Petrified victims, and ‘Sectumsempra’-ed Draco. I found it odd that Harry would trust the book in the first place after Ginny’s previous experience, but then again, Harry is often unaware of his own obsessions. Thoughts? Thanks for reading my long-winded question. Jasmyn.”

Andrew: That is a great connection!

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: That was a really good connection.

Nick: It’s very interesting.

Andrew: I love that! I love symmetry and parallels and perpendiculars…

[Eric and Nick laugh]

Andrew: Everything is so cool!

Micah: That was a Laura deal, right?

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: She was the one who went down – [laughs] – She was the one who went through and broke down all those…

Andrew: Yeah. We got to find that discussion, and maybe make a page out of it on MuggleNet. That would be cool.

Micah: Add it to the Wall of Fame.

Andrew: Yeah. Oh, yeah, that should be a Wall of Fame episode!

Micah: Yeah, I don’t think it’s in there.

Andrew: Yeah, I don’t think so either. We’re always talking about it.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Maybe it didn’t exist. We’ve just been talking about it for so long, you know, we just started thinking it was true.

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: [laughs] We invented it. Yeah, that was a good episode that should have existed.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: Yeah. Oh, Jasmyn also says that I have a sexy voice.

Eric: So do you want to record a message to Jasmine? Tell her…

Micah: I just read her e-mail. That should suffice I think.

Eric: Yeah. [laughs] Yeah, you’re right.

Andrew: So that does it for Muggle Mail, and now it’s time for Chapter-by-Chapter! It’s so good to be going through these books chapter-by-chapter, because…

Eric: I agree.

Andrew: We have great analysis we’re uncovering, great refresher, just a lot of fun. And…

Eric: We don’t have intro music, do we Andrew? For this…

Andrew: No. [sings] “Da da duh duh, Chapter-by-Chapter, Chapter-by-Chapter, we’re goin’ – Chapter-by-Chapter!”

Micah: Nice. That was a good job.

Nick: That was beautiful. [laughs]

Eric: That worked!

Micah: Spot on.

Andrew: Or this. [sings opera] “Chapter-by-Chapter we slowly discoverrrr things weeee did not once knoooow!”

Micah: Nah, that’s a little bit over the top.

Andrew: Okay. All right. I’ll try to develop something. Or someone else can.

Eric: Or maybe ask the fans! Come up with your most operatic Chapter-by-Chapter intro.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: And send that.

Andrew: Come up with a – here’s what we – here’s a fun idea.

Micah: Issue a challenge, Andrew.


A Surprise Andrew’s Listener Challenge!


Andrew: Yes. Andrew’s Listener Challenge, listen up!

Eric: [sings] “Doo do, do do do!”

Andrew: Do do do – oh, we need an intro for that too!

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Anyway, come up… [laughs] Come up with your own musical intro for Chapter-by-Chapter, and each week we’ll play a different one to intro it!

Eric: [gasps] That works!

Andrew: Assuming we get enough entries.

Eric: Yeah!

Andrew: Send them in! And we’ll play them before the – make up a little jingle. [sings] “Chapter-by-Chapter, bah bop bop.”” Maybe I’ll make one next week to encourage people to do it. There’s your Listener Challenge!

[Prolonged silence]

Andrew: All right, so anyway! [laughs] These three chapters focus on Harry as he makes his journey to Hogwarts, and begins his third year at Hogwarts. And Micah’s going to take chapter four, The Leaky Cauldron.


Chapter-by-Chapter: “The Leaky Cauldron”


Micah: The chapter opens talking about the freedom Harry now enjoys and it’s interesting to get this kind of a look at Harry’s character because normally when all the books open up, he’s stuck at the Dursleys, and he’s very confined and constricted about what he can do. And yes, he was at the Dursley’s at the beginning of this book as well, but now he’s sort of off on his own, and he has the opportunity to wake up when he feels like it. He can eat whenever he wants, and he can kind of go wherever he pleases, as long as he stays within Diagon Alley. And he seems almost like he’s on a bit of a vacation. He’s hanging out around all of these stores, checking out what is in all of these different shops, and they make a note that Harry’s eating ice cream almost every half hour, I think it is. So do you guys think there’s a little bit of a different look into Harry. What might have he been like if he didn’t get stuck with the Dursley’s all the time?

Eric: It’s very awesome. Yeah, to see him like this, like you say Micah, because usually he’s strained, and/or stressed and I don’t think – it’s definitely a rare moment in this series that we see him getting to enjoy this where it’s pretty much Harry going around loving magic. But still, he gets to relax in his world, and that’s just something that obviously, as a tragic hero, he gets very little time to do. So it’s good that you pointed this out, and yeah, it’s great to see Harry and even Florean Fortescue, who is never resolved in Book 7 – Florean Fortescue helps Harry with his homework and that’s really cool. Just a great moment of relaxation for him. So yeah, absolutely.

Micah: Yeah, and I mentioned he’s kind of bumming around Diagon Alley and probably the most important thing that we see him come across that plays a role later on in the book is the Firebolt, and I thought that was a little bit of foreshadowing. Obviously, we know now, Sirius sends it to him with no ill intent but there’s a huge part of the book later on where Harry gets angry with Hermione for telling McGonagall that they don’t know where this broomstick came from.

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: But completely different than how this plays out in the movie because he doesn’t get the Firebolt until the end of the movie.

Eric: That’s right, that’s right.

Micah: But just really weird that, here he is looking at this broomstick that ends up playing a role later on.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: And he wants it badly too, you know? He’s standing there like, “Wow, I really want this.”

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: And, I think he wonders aloud if he is going to deplete his money, in case he can afford it, and yeah, I had forgotten about that Firebolt being confiscated. That’s a big part of Harry’s character as well that we’ll visit later in this book.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: And I’ve got to say, the Firebolt was one of the first magical objects that I personally was truly, very fascinated by. And I even had in fifth grade, I think, or sixth grade? There was a project where we had to make a product – an imaginary product, like bring it to real life. So I made the Firebolt and I took some gold spray paint and spray painted the broom part of it and I painted the stick red and I put “Firebolt” on it. We might still have it. I had a box – it was gold and it was awesome! And, yeah. It was just a really cool object! You sort of watched Harry be fascinated by it and it made me become fascinated by it.

Micah: I think if Ben or Jamie were on the show right now, they would definitely make fun of you, but…

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: I can’t do a good enough British accent to mock you properly. But anyway we learn in this chapter or we probably heard mentions of it in the chapters preceeding, but Harry is taking two new courses this year; Divination and Care of Magical Creatures. And he goes and he realizes that the Monster Book of Monsters book that Hagrid has given him will come in handy when he goes into Flouish and Blotts and doesn’t have to go through the process and make the store keeper dig into this crate of books that are absolutely tearing each other apart.

Eric: Savage, yeah.

Micah: And he goes to the back of the store with the store keeper to get Unfogging the Future for Divination, and all of a sudden he’s distracted by this book called Death Omens: What to do When You Know the Worst is Coming, and there’s this big black dog on the cover of the book. And we have obviously seen a big black dog earlier on in the – in Prisoner of Azkaban, just before the Knight Bus shows up to get Harry and now we see it again. So, I don’t know if we want to keep count somewhere of how many death omens we see throughout the course of this book.

Eric: It’s probably worth it. But as I say later too, I love the – what it turns out to eventually be is confusion with all these death omens and Harry gets really concerned and people are literally coming up to him and telling him that he’s going to die. And he has all this anxiety for it, and how it plays out. It’s very interesting to see Harry, being only 13 years old wonder, “Am I going to die?” And obviously he’s been slated to by some of the other characters we meet later. But this whole death omens thing is really interesting that it’s – that it’s in this book and very fascinating to read Harry’s reaction to seeing the death omens.

Andrew: And this is a classic example of poor, inexperienced Harry. How he’s so scared by the death omens. And I really like seeing Harry in this sort of stage. It’s cute.

Eric: Yeah, where he’s vulnerable.

Micah: Scared might be a better word. But the next point I put in here because we got the – the e-mails from the last show about how J.K. Rowling doesn’t do a whole lot of character development, and Harry, as he is in Diagon Alley and he spends more time there, a lot of the students begin to show up. And one of the people he runs across is Neville, and he sees Neville with his grandmother. And the book notes that Harry hopes Neville’s grandmother never finds out that he pretended to be Neville while on the run from the Ministry of Magic. And to me that was just – I don’t know, I just thought that was kind of a funny moment. Here’s Harry watching Neville’s grandmother, never really properly introduced to her until Order of the Phoenix, and yet he already has this suspicion that she is just somebody you don’t want to mess with.

Eric: [laughs] Yeah. Definitely not something that would be in the book if J.K. Rowling lacked in character definition.

Andrew: Yeah, exactly.

Eric: So…

Micah: Yeah.

Nick: Definitely.

Eric: Take that.

Micah: Now Harry ends up meeting with Ron and Hermione. And we get our first glimpse into something being up with Hermione when we see that she has three bags full of books and she says herself she’s studying Arithmancy, Care of Magical Creatures, Divination, Study of Ancient Runes, Muggle Studies, and this is all on top of their regular course work like Herbology and Potions and things like that. So does – I wanted to know does Ron raise a good point when he asks her why she’s taking Muggle Studies? This seems like something that would be an easy grade for her, and I know she says she wants to look at it from a wizarding perspective, but that seems like some B.S. to me.

[Eric laughs]

Micah: I mean that’s such an easy class for her to take. That’s like when you take Geography 101 in college.

Eric: I remember to this point – oh, Andrew, did you want to say something?

Andrew: No, that was Nick.

Eric: Oh. Nick, did you want to say something?

Nick: Oh, I’ll say after this.

Eric: I just remember in high school I got upset when a lot of kids took Spanish who already knew how to speak Spanish and I held it against them. But looking at this – this way, and I think later in the year too, Hermione gets 150% or something on the exam for Muggle Studies is what it says – is what the book says. So yes, in one way it is a very easy grade. I at least – I think it’s good that Hermione’s taking 10 extra other classes is all I’m saying. It’s not like she’s taking Muggle Studies instead of Divination or instead of these other classes.

Micah: That’s true. That is true.

Eric: That way it would be an easy grade, but now she’s got the Time Turner and she says, “Well, I’m going to use it to its full potential. I’m going to take all these classes.”

Andrew: And that’s just in her character. She just wants to be busy like this and she wants to know every single thing. And I guess to answer this question best we should look at what Muggle Studies actually teaches. And I’m going to look it up right know because maybe there are some things that Hermione needs to learn. Who knows?

Eric: Actually, if you think about it she only had 11 years, or five or six years of traditional Muggle education.

Andrew: Right. And she’s probably also very interested in seeing the wizards’ perspective of Muggles overall.

Eric: That’s what she said. Yeah.

Nick: That’s what I was going to say. If you think of the stereotypes and the mad things that wizards perceive us to be. And I think that’s one of the reasons I would say, if I was her.

Andrew: According to…

Nick: I mean – I mean it’s the whole Arthur Weasley What-Is-The-Point-Of-A-Rubber-Duck scenario.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Exactly

Nick: Just – just a lesson of that would just be funny to me I guess.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah according to the Harry Potter Lexicon, Muggle Studies is a course in the history, culture and psychology of non-magical people. The class attempts to help young witches and wizards understand the difference between the way Muggles think and the way wizards think. So yeah, I think this is primarily Hermione’s way of learning how – how wizards look at Muggles.

Micah: Easy ‘A.’

Andrew: [Laughs] Yeah, well…

Micah: Or whatever the equivalent is.

Nick: Yeah.

Eric: For how – for how ignorant it seems, that Muggles – or wizards are, throughout the entire books, it seems like Muggle Studies, the class, isn’t much better.

Micah: And what was her official job? Did she move into something that Muggle Studies might have helped in when she grew up?

Eric: Right, that’s a good question. Doesn’t she – not the Muggle Liaison. I’m going to look that up while you guys talk.

Micah: But anyways this is our first look at her taking on a course load that just doesn’t meet with the time requirements. So even early on we get a feeling that Hermione’s up to something. And then we learn from Ron that, “Egypt didn’t agree with Scabbers.”

Andrew: Right.

Micah: And once we are in the pet store, I’ll call it, when Hermione goes to look for an owl, Ron takes Scabbers and puts him on the counter-top and has him inspected. And it’s interesting to me that Ron doesn’t seem to know how old this rat is, or what powers he has. Now that should probably have been the first time we were reading through, knowing J.K. Rowling, a red flag right away.

Nick: Especially when we’re told a normal rat lives three years…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Yeah.

Nick: …or something like that.

Micah: So, something’s up with that, and we get the first mention of – of him missing a toe.

Andrew: Oh yeah.

Micah: Which comes to play later on.

Eric: Yeah. Very significant. But Jo has masked it, and is able to – I mean, we’re able to see – because she says most – because this old storekeeper lady says that rats are only supposed to live three years, and Ron’s like, “Well crap, I’ve had this – this rat’s been in the family forever.” It furthers the anxiety that Scabbers is going to die. So later when – or same day when Hermione gets Crookshanks and throughout the entire book we’re basically told that Scabbers shouldn’t be alive. [laughs] And…

Micah: Right.

Eric: Yeah, we kind of – it helps us side with Ron or at least see where he’s coming from when this woman in authority has told Ron that – to pretty much say goodbye and offers him new rats to buy instead of – instead – it’s interesting. It is a plot point, but it’s masked by this emotion, and that just goes to show how clever J.K. Rowling is.

Micah: So we get introduced to Crookshanks, as you mentioned, Eric, and he ends up being the reason why Scabbers runs out of the store and while Harry and Ron go to find Scabbers, Hermione ends up buying Crookshanks. And I wrote there, “Round One,” because…

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Micah: …of the many incidents throughout the course of this book where the two of them get into it with each other.

Andrew: Yes, and in Chapter Five, the discussion I wrote for, we’ll get into that, I want to delve into that a little deeper, I have a little thing to discuss there.

Nick: Cool.

Micah: Yeah. So later on in the chapter, Arthur Weasley makes the comment, “Black’s not going to be caught by a thirteen-year-old wizard.” And this is just again, J.K. Rowling at her best, I guess, and maybe not if you’re Anna…

[Nick laughs]

Micah: …but there it is, sort of the irony of his statements. Because indeed in a way he is caught by a thirteen-year-old wizard.

Andrew: Right.

Eric: Well, it’s interesting, because Arthur is – and the whole world at this point is blind to Sirius Black’s true intentions. So, whereas Arthur Weasley says, “Black’s not going to be caught by a thirteen year old wizard,” implying that he’s so powerful, so dangerous, so dark. Black really – Sirius wants to have a relationship with this thirteen year old wizard that Arthur Weasley is speaking of in his deepest heart. So it’s almost like its non sequitur in a way because he doesn’t have the facts, but in reality it’s – it’s that Sirius is obviously not a villain. But what I want to say is that Black had no choice but to interact with this thirteen year old wizard in a way that – their fates are linked I guess is all I’m trying to say…

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: As is the case so often in these Harry Potter books, the fates are linked. But it’s – it’s really cool to see and to point out that Arthur Weasley’s like, “Oh well. Not going to happen.” And then it does. It’s not a show of bad writing or anything like that. It’s actually the opposite.

Micah: Well, yeah I agree with what you’re saying. And in this chapter also we see a lot of Fred and George making fun of Percy. And I want – this is a larger question throughout the series I guess, but do you think Percy would have turned out to be as big of a git, as they refer to him throughout the books, if Fred and George treated him a little bit better? They do get on Ron but not as much as they do with Percy and they make fun of who he is as a person, his personality. And in this chapter they take his Head boy badge, which he’s real proud of, and they make it read “Bighead boy.” So…

[Andrew and Eric laughs]

Andrew: I don’t know if the amount of badgering they were doing against Percy was really enough to really change Percy’s character.

Micah: Right.

Andrew: So I think there is some deeper stuff going on with Percy there. I certainly think if Fred and George were treating him nicer I don’t think there would have been any difference really. I mean he still would’ve had his issues with the family. So…

Micah: Right. Okay. Well moving on. Harry overhears Mr. and Mrs. Weasley talking about Sirius Black. This – they’re all back at the Leaky Cauldron now and Harry has come downstairs I think to get Ron’s rat tonic…

Eric: Tonic.

[Eric and Micah laugh]

Micah: …that he bought for Scabbers.

Eric: It’s like a manicure for rats.

[Nick laughs]

Micah: And we get our first reference of, “He’s at Hogwarts. He’s at Hogwarts,” which they did play up in the movies. And…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: …we learn from Mr. Weasley that Fudge never reported this line to The Daily Prophet. Now do you think this was a misstep on his part or do you just think that the information wasn’t there yet to – to make it seem as if maybe it’s not Harry? Maybe it’s somebody else?

Nick: Well, maybe they just didn’t want to report it in case…

Eric: Panic.

Nick: …they thought they could catch Black. So if they put in the papers they know where he is maybe they think Black – Sirius is going to run away or…

Micah: It’s possible.

Nick: …I don’t know. Maybe it was more beneficial to withhold it from the press.

Andrew: I mean yeah…

Micah: I’m sure…

Andrew: …if you think about parents reading this article about a serial – an alleged serial killer…

Eric: Oh yeah.

Andrew: …who was plotting to get someone who is at Hogwarts, they wouldn’t let their kids go to Hogwarts.

Eric: We’d have Book 5, two books early. Or Book 6.

Andrew: Yeah. [laughs]

Nick: Yeah.

Andrew: So – and this is just one of the first poor steps by the Ministry with how they keep not reporting things to The Daily Prophet or making sure they don’t show up in The Daily Prophet.

Eric: But it’s kind of like…

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: It’s kind of like they have no choice but to catch Black. That’s their only lead in a way. So they’re able to put Dementors at the entrance of Hogwarts, and just say out of coincidence or out of happen stance, “Oh this is just for protection. Generally nothing to fear. Etcetera” They’re able to do that under the disguise of just generally protection their student community, when…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: …actually that’s their best chance to trap Sirius Black when he does show up. You know what I’m saying?

Andrew: Yeah, you’re right.

Micah: And kind of going off of that point, why does Dumbledore agree to let the Dementors guard Hogwarts? I mean, is it really necessary, and why not put Aurors around the grounds?

Andrew: Well, I think the parents appreciate seeing some protection around Hogwarts, whether they know or not that Sirius may be planning to go to Hogwarts. But I also think – I think Dumbledore, as much he doesn’t like the Dementors, I mean he certainly knows that they’ve got to be a little helpful, right?

Eric: Well, it’s addressed, actually, it’s addressed when the first – either the attack occurs, or something – Hermione – I think it’s at the Quidditch game, Hermione mentions how furious Dumbledore is. This I think this is one of the first references of Dumbledore actually flipping his lid on the Dementors, for breaking barrier, and obviously trying to kiss his Harry I think it was. But Dumbledore doesn’t like them, and I think several characters throughout this book are saying how if Dumbledore saw any other option, he would have taken it. But people seem to respect him for putting these horrible monsters at Hogwarts simply because of the precaution.

Micah: Yeah, and Arthur Weasley says something really interesting. He says, “When you’re dealing with a Wizard like Black you sometimes have to join forces with those you would rather avoid.” And that’s referring to the Dementors. But I was wondering, does that come into play later on in the series, when you’re forced to work with people maybe you’d rather not?

Eric: Yeah, Mundungus Fletcher comes to mind immediately, but that’s not really a big thing, but just how – just the role that Narcissa Malfoy at a later point later plays, I think is – is kind of related. Because Harry trusts her in the very end.

Micah: Yeah…

Eric: I think it’s a good thing.

Micah: And Andrew, I think the final point is yours.

Andrew: Yeah, the final thing in this chapter, I thought was interesting, there’s a quote at the end of this chapter, “The thing that bothered Harry most was the fact that his chances of visiting Hogsmeade now looked like zero. Nobody would want Harry to leave the safety of the castle until Black was caught.” So, I’m wondering why out of everything that Harry’s learning all of the sudden that what bothered Harry most was that he wouldn’t be able to go to a village.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: I know it’s Harry’s sort of way of being a normal wizard. I get that and I sympathize, but why is that what bothered him most? Is that sort of his immaturity or does he not really understand – I mean he doesn’t know that Sirius is his – Uncle…

Micah: Godfather.

Andrew: So – Godfather, sorry.

Micah: Same thing.

Andrew: Godfather. So…

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: Why is he not concerned? But he thinks he’s a top – yeah he should be scared if he’s 13.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: He thinks he’s almost the top guy because he’s like, “I’ve defeated Voldemort twice.”

Eric: Yeah your question in this Doc is he less concerned about his safety? You know why is that?

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: And I just think that Harry wants to be normal. I think that’s what it is. I mean he just doesn’t want any special treatment which is the one side of it and the other side of it is he just does want to get on with being regular. So I mean him being excluded from Hogsmeade which it very much seems like he will be and later we find out yes, that’s exactly what’s happening. He just doesn’t want to be put apart, he doesn’t want people to know that he’s being treated differently, that he’s not one of the crowd because he really wants to blend in. I think that’s a traditional way for a 13 year old to feel.

MuggleCast 192 Transcript (continued)


Chapter-by-Chapter: “The Dementor”


Andrew: Chapter Five, “The Dementor.” Starts off with Harry wanting to tell Ron and Hermione what he had learned the night previously but they’re all interrupted by the busy morning of trying to get to King’s Cross. And here we see more bickering about Crookshanks and Scabbers between Hermione and Ron.

Micah: Round Two.

Andrew: And this got me – yeah Round Two.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: So this got me thinking are the two animals sort of reflections of their respective owners? When you think about it Crookshanks is a character who likes to physically attack the lower animals in the food chain similar to how Hermione is higher on the educational foodchain so to speak, regularly attacks Ron verbally. Do you guys see any parallels between Hermione and Crookshanks and Ron and Scabbers?

Micah: Yeah I think it’s interesting that you bring that up. I mean I know Crookshanks is going after Scabbers because he realises that Scabbers is not what he appears to be…

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: But I also think thats an interesting insight in Ron and Hermione’s characters though definitely. I mean Crookshanks does act that way a lot throughout the course of the series, I mean he kind of polices and goes after – I think in Order of the Phoenix he jumps at some of the fireworks and occasionally he’ll go after an owl or two – so its interesting [laughs].

[Eric laughs]

Micah: I don’t know it’s cool that…

Eric: Crookshanks is going to be the death of Hedwig. No I agree, it’s – and thinking of Scabbers as a mass murderer simply doesn’t work in this question but its fascinating because watching Ron being protective over Scabbers, Scabbers being the weak rodent who has already lost a toe and Ron you know protecting him and getting genuinely offended at every little step that Hermione’s pet makes I think it’s – and what you said Micah, about Crookshanks policing you know – totally, exactly it. So yeah, I think there is a great connection.

Andrew: So at this point we reach a little movie comparison – they’re about to board the Hogwarts Express and Mrs. Weasley starts distributing sandwiches for the train ride which is very thoughtful of her.

Micah: Yeah, very nice.

Andrew: And… [laughs]

Micah: [laughs] Sorry…

Eric: Is something funny – or what?

Micah: No, its just funny that she does that I mean it’s definitely a motherly thing to do.

Andrew: Yeah exactly. Her last little help – her way to help the kids before they go to Hogwarts again. So Mr. Weasley notices at this moment he can pull Harry away so he does and prepares to tell him about Sirius but Harry stops him and tells him “Hey, I heard what you and Mrs. Weasley said last night.” And Arthur says this isn’t the way he would’ve hoped for Harry to find out. But to make matters worse he follows up with this statement, I can’t believe he says this to Harry: “Harry, you must be very scared,” I mean that’s not something you want to say to a kid who potentially could be scared! That’s not very comforting and he is looking up to you for support. If a parent told me, “You must be scared” or “You must stink” or something like that I would be very hurt.

Nick: Especially when you’ve seen death omens over…

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: “Harry you must be wanting to give up.”

Andrew: I don’t know, I guess it’s to spur the moment sort of thing…

Eric: His heart is in the right place, it’s like a plot device because of your next point Andrew, but his heart is in the right place.

Andrew: Well, so Arthur asks Harry to swear to him that he won’t go looking for Black, and that’s sort of a cool line in the movie; by the way, the movie comparison I was making was that Arthur does not tell him at King’s Cross, he tells him at what the Three Broomsticks or the Leaky Cauldron?

Micah: Leaky Cauldron, yeah.

Andrew: Leaky Cauldron. So Arthur asks Harry to swear to him that he won’t go looking for Black, and that was a cool quote on the movie, “Swear to me that you won’t go looking for Black…”

Eric: “Why would I go looking for someone that wants to kill me.”

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah, and Harry is confused by this statement but there is little time to clarify because the Hogwarts Express begins to pull away, so Arthur quickly tells him to not believe what he may hear and Harry starts to run away, so technically Harry never agrees that he won’t go looking because he goes running for the train. I just wanted to note that for the record.

Micah: Well, I hate to bring this up but wouldn’t this have been the best time to explain to Harry everything that was going on between Harry’s parents and Sirius Black? I mean, I know he finds out about it later in the book overhearing it when he shouldn’t be, but again, they never give him this information, he finds out when he is under the Invisibility Cloak in the Three Broomsticks. Wouldn’t this have been an ideal time, both the Weasleys being sort of the parental figures to him to sit him down and tell him what exactly transpired between Sirius and Harry’s parents?

Eric: And to think that Dumbledore should at least step in too – I mean – once Harry arrived – I mean giving him just the time on the train to think it out sure, but had they approached him early he probably wouldn’t have wanted to break into Hogsmeade this badly because he ends up putting himself in further danger just to overhear the true story anyway, or as much as they know it. If Dumbledore were to sit down with Harry in the beginning of term, treat him like an adult, which we know Dumbledore himself regrets not doing sooner, just sitting him down and saying this is the deal, giving Harry the support structure to a) have the knowledge and b) make the decisions of what he wants to do. I guess the fear is that Harry wants to avenge his parents’ death, that that’s going to be the big thing.

Micah: But that happens anyway!

Eric: Well it happens anyway but giving him the context of a whole year instead of just a few weeks or a few days – I forget which it is later on – to decide what he wants to do with that information and giving him the support structure, the students and the teachers and the parents that know what position he is in would have possibly influenced things for Harry’s better, but at the same time wouldn’t have worked as well with obviously Harry as susceptible to believe that Black isn’t actually a villain I guess.

Andrew: So, moving along, Harry tells Ron and Hermione he needs to speak with them in private. They find the compartment with only Lupin inside and establish that he will be the new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher because on his case, it says ‘Professor Lupin’, and they are, like, oh, there’s only one spot to fill. So, Harry fills Ron and Hermione in on what he learned, and they too are confused by Arthur’s warning about searching for Sirius. And Ron and Hermione begin to talk about Hogsmeade at this point, and this upsets Harry. And when discussing how Harry could join them, Ron briefly considers asking Fred and George if there are passages out of the castle to Hogsmeade.

Micah: But it is foreshadowing about the Marauder’s Map, which comes into play later on obviously.

Andrew: Yeah, yeah.

Micah: Yeah. Oh, my point about before that I thought, just real quick, was that I just thought it was really foul how Draco knew more than Harry though…

Eric: Yeah.

Micah: …because…

Andrew: Definitely.

Micah: …Draco – not – taunts him at points during this book almost like he knows – well, he does know, about Sirius and what Sirius did. And the fact that Harry has no clue, I thought that was wrong.

Eric: Yeah, and surely others…

Nick: Yeah.

Eric: …in the wizarding community – I mean, they don’t know that Black was the Secret-Keeper. Or, whatever Fudge says has been kept out of the press as well. But surely, they do know – I mean, the popular knowledge should be a little bit more than Harry knows. And that is just a bad position to put Harry in just in general. I don’t think that is fair.

Andrew: So, Draco, Crabbe and Goyle briefly enter the trio’s compartment, but don’t pick a fight as Ron is quick to point out that a new Hogwarts teacher is right there with them. And so, they leave and then suddenly things start to get nasty. The train begins to come to a stop as everything outside grows darker. We know it was raining pretty much the whole time. And lights go off in the train and people begin to panic. So, this is where another movie difference comes in. In the book, Lupin awakes before the Dementor comes in. And Lupin lights a fire in his hand, but the Dementor opens the door before Lupin can reach it. The Dementor begins to suck out Harry’s soul. It begins to black out and he starts feeling very depressed. We see all the effects of what a Dementor can do to you when you are sucking out – when your soul is being removed. Of course, the movie difference here is that in the movie, the Dementor begins to come in. And then, Lupin just suddenly happens to awake and sends the spell. So, it was just funny because there are so many things that happen in this compartment right before the Dementors come in that this is the thing that wakes Lupin up. I just thought that to be kind of…

Eric: He’s…

Andrew: I don’t know.

Eric: …got an eye for danger. [laughs] A…

Andrew: I’m not…

Eric: …sixth sense.

Andrew: …criticizing…

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: …it, but there was a lot more louder things going on and I don’t think the Dementor… [laughs] …attack was too loud. I don’t know.

Eric: Well, was…

Micah: Well, maybe…

Eric and

Micah:

Yeah.

Micah: Go ahead.

Eric: Was he sleeping? I mean…

Andrew: Oh, maybe…

Eric: It never comes into play. It’s not relevant except speculative. Was he asleep? That was always the question I was asking. Was Lupin really asleep?

Andrew: But, they still come in there. I mean, he wasn’t planning on the trio coming in there, would he? Did he assume that only the trio would end up coming into his compartment? I…

Eric: I don’t know. I mean, he doesn’t know…

Andrew: Because…

Eric: …them at the point.

Andrew: …I just don’t see the point of why he would be sleeping to begin – or pretending to be sleeping…

Eric: Right.

Andrew: …to begin with. Unless he really was sleeping and then he…

Micah: Maybe…

Andrew: Well, I bet…

Micah: …he just sensed the presence of the Dementor and he knew that that was – of course he could have been woken up at times, you don’t have to open your eyes just to be awake and maybe he just kind of just pushed it aside as young kids being obnoxious but when he felt the presence of the Dementor and felt the train slow down, he jumped into action.

Andrew: Yeah, I think you’re right. But I was wondering a little what if here, what if they hadn’t chosen the compartment Lupin was sleeping in to stay in or what if Lupin wasn’t on the train at all? Who would’ve saved Harry?

Eric: That’s a good question.

Andrew: Could a student have jumped in who’s experienced with fighting Dementors, sending their Patronus?

Eric: Yeah it seems like Dementors were never a part of the original curriculum. In any of the books it’s not like, “okay now we’re going to deal with Dementors.” I wonder if anybody, sans the conductor and maybe the trolley lady would have come in and kicked Dementor butt.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: You know they’re all underaged wizards with the seventh years, obviously a little ambiguous there, but yeah it’s a darn good question. How is the Hogwarts Express vulnerable from attack or is it? And I think a Dementor would have made off with Harry’s soul.

Andrew: I think you’re right. I don’t see how else he could have gotten out of it. Unless Hermione had conveniently learned…

Eric: Read about it. Accio-ed some books from the library.

Andrew:Accio someone else’s Patronus!”

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: I don’t know. Okay so everyone arrives at Hogwarts and Draco teases Harry for passing out and McGonagall brings the trio up to her office to speak with them but Harry insists that he is fine and does not need any assistance from Madam Pomfrey. Madam Pomfrey is sort of there and being like “oh you messed yourself up again,” she’s kind of mean. I didn’t like her, and then McGonagall has a private word with Hermione and who exits the brief meeting with a big smile on her face. Is this the moment she receives her Time Turner, you think?

Eric: Yeah

Micah: Yup.

Nick: Yeah. It seems so.

Micah: Or that she would be allowed to use it, she gets the permission, maybe.

Andrew: Yeah because I was going to say we see – I can’t remember if this happens in the book, but in the movie, Hermione says Dumbledore gave it to me.

Eric: Does she?

Andrew: Yeah I’m pretty sure when she’s explaining it to Harry. So Dumbledore gives his welcome feast speech and warns the students “not to leave the grounds or they will be greeted by an unfriendly Dementor” and Dumbledore announces that Lupin will be the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher and Hagrid will take over the Care of Magical Creatures position. To this Hagrid was very excited, he shed some tears, it was really bittersweet and to Harry’s surprise, Snape gives Lupin a loathing look only comparable to when Snape looks at Harry. This is when Dumbledore announces that Lupin will be the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. So why would Snape do this even though he’s a good guy? Is he just upset he’s still not the teacher?

Eric: [unintelligble]

Micah: I don’t think so. I don’t believe that. I think when you look at Order of the Phoenix and you go into Snape’s memory, as much as Lupin wasn’t responsible for what happened to Snape during his time there. He really didn’t do much to prevent it, so I think it’s one of those situations where even though you’re not acting on it you’re still complicit on it because you didn’t do anything about it and I think Snape holds him accountable for that.

Nick: Yeah.

Micah: And for being James’ and Sirius’ best friend.

Eric: It’s bad memories. We’ve seen Snape lose it like, “Don’t call me a coward” He gets emotional when he’s not able to be professional and obviously this old school rivalry is not something Snape needed.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: And to see it first hand is just bitter. So he’s bitter.

Andrew: So the feast begins and all is well – until the next chapter.


Chapter-by-Chapter: “Talons and Tea Leaves”


Eric: Dun dun dunnn – so similarly to what Andrew of the last comment on the chapter. My first note about chapter six is about chapter five. The last words of the chapter, quote “They reach their familiar circular dormitory with it’s five poster beds and Harry looking around felt that he was home at last.” That’s just a great character moment where Harry is like, oh I’m finally home. So it’s his first day at Hogwarts in chapter six: “Talons and Tea Leaves” and Harry is a little upset because he fainted on the train and all of the Slytherins are making fun of him. And that’s really a recurring theme of this chapter, that Harry is feeling really weak, he’s starting to feel out of the loop and there’s great moment where Fred and George turned the subject to Quiddich and they’re like yeah, we’ll just whip his butt in Quiddich, don’t worry about Malfoy. So that’s really cool and they’re handed their class schedules, which is great because we get to see for the first time that they are taking new classes so we get to learn a little more about the different branches of magic in the world which is great, and now it comes to a head where Ron sees Hermione’s schedule and tells her that there simply isn’t enough time, which was italicized, for her to take ten classes. She tells him to mind his own subplots but he persists. She has Divination, Muggle Studies, and Arithmancy all at 9:00 a.m. Okay.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: My point is she actually has three classes at once. Which means she’s taking one of the classes, going back in time, take that class, going back in time again and that is her 9:00AM slot. And I can’t help but think when reading this it’s got to add up. She’s basically older than she should and it’s not a little thing because they are at Hogwarts for what, 8 months or so and by the end of the year, sure she has dropped Divination but she’s got to be that many hours older than herself.

Andrew: Well, I don’t know how relevant, I don’t know if it makes too much of a difference. And what I was going to say earlier, it’s really interesting at the start of each of these school years to see all these new classes and the new books. It was always fun to read all the clever titles that Jo wrote – that Jo came up for the school books and the and just to see the new classes as well.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: But I still I can’t figure out – I know Hermione is a hard-core student but I still can’t figure out why she wanted to take all of these classes so badly.

Eric: You’re – there were four more years she could have done this, so…

Andrew: Yeah, and I mean it certainly wasn’t necessary.

Eric: No.

Andrew: Because otherwise all the students would be doing it. Everyone would have a Time Turner. It would just be one crazy time warp.

Eric: Yeah. Well, I mean, that’s interesting because how it’s convenient, but at the same time – I just think, and I’ve mentioned in my notes, Book 4 where they have that age restriction drought that Fred and George try and trip, you know…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: If Hermione had done enough time traveling, she would have been old enough to put her name in the Goblet of Fire, had she wanted to. But that was just – that’s an extreme. Okay, so they meet Sir Cadogan on their way to Divination. They come upon this painting of a grassy patch with a pony and Sir Cadogan agrees to show them the rest of the way to the North Tower. And it’s just Harry’s kind of an “I love magic” moment, but Jo writes how Sir Cadogan is traveling through all these other paintings of monks that look hostile, and it’s – I just put here that I really wish that at some point throughout the series they would have skidooed and gone into the portrait world, [laughs] just because it seems really cool.

Micah: Yeah, well, isn’t it – is it Charlie or Bill who asks about Sir Cadogan? I think it’s in Goblet of Fire when…

Eric: Yeah, they ask, “Is that old knight…?”

Micah: …one of them says – yeah, something like that, “Is he still running around?” or – I can’t remember what the exact question was, but again it shows how even how insignificant the character is, J.K. Rowling still makes them relevant throughout the course of the series.

Eric: Yeah, that he’s got – that other people at Hogwarts, Bill and Charlie in their time, knew him somehow. All these stories waiting to be told. [laughs] So we do meet Trelawney – they get to Divination and we meet Sybill Trelawney. And I write here that she is the second concrete link to Harry’s past that we have – in this book, at least, because apart from Sirius Black, who’s been blamed for telling Voldemort where Lily and James were hiding out, Trelawney, we later find out, was the Seer who made the original prophecy, directly the reason that Voldemort came after Harry to begin with. Very important character that is passed off as this kook and this teacher that we – little do we know, but it’s just fascinating how Jo, at the same time she’s telling a story about Harry in his third year, he’s thirteen, his new classes, she’s also fleshing out the back story – one of the great things, I think, about this book that I will bring up when I can. So basically, the Divination class goes on. They make – Trelawney starts making tiny, I say, cryptic pronouncements about certain members of the class. She’s like, “Oh, Neville, your grandmother – is she well? I wouldn’t be so sure.” And Ron reads Harry’s tea leaves, and he says there’s this – do you guys remember at one point – Micah, I think you may have talked about this? About how Ron suggests that Harry’s going to get some unexpected gold? And that obviously does happen in Year 4. But some of these prophecies, I think Jo has hidden as being actual foreshadowing to the future books.

Micah: Yeah. I agree with that. I think that all the little things that get thrown in there that you have to pay attention to, that you realize more so when you go back and re-read the series for however many times. But there’s always something in there that maybe you didn’t notice previously, and this is one of those things. Like you said, “an unexpected windfall of gold.” It obviously comes Harry’s way at the end of Goblet of Fire.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Plus, when you think about the – what’s going on right now, Trelawney, who’s made out to be some insane woman, is teaching them how to read tea leaves, and Ron is giving Harry a prediction. So between Ron, who’s not the best student, and Trelawney…

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: …being some crazy woman, you would never guess that this prediction would actually come true. Even if it did truly come true, it could be a mere coincidence.

Eric: Yeah, and I think what I was – yeah, what I was trying to remember was later in the book when they actually purposefully – Ron and Harry are purposefully making stuff up. That’s when it actually, I think, even deeper and more correctly foreshadows the rest of the series. But it’s cool and it’s evidence of pre-planning, so MuggleCast: 6, Anna: 0. The Grim…

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: No, one or two, I’d say, for Anna. The Grim, we’ve got death omen count number three or four. Micah, do you know so far?

Micah: Three, I think.

Eric: Three. It’s just – yeah, this really upsets Harry. It’s Harry being vulnerable again and really…

Andrew: What’s the omen?

Eric: The omen is…

Andrew: Oh. Oh, Trelawney’s prediction. Sorry.

Eric: Yeah, Trelawney’s predicting that he’s got the Grim in his teacup, and Harry’s like “Okay, I’m going to die, and I keep seeing this dog,” which he later tells Ron at lunch in this chapter, and it’s just – it’s really disconcerting to him. The only thing that allays Harry’s fears is Syb – sorry, McGonagall in Transfiguration, which happens after Divination. She tells them that Trelawney predicts the death of students every year and it’s never happened. So Harry’s…

Andrew: At this point, do you think Harry’s number one concern was still not going to Hogsmeade or has it changed by this point?

Eric: [laughs] I think he’s more concerned about seeing the Grim, actually, and I think, as evidenced by Hermione and Ron specifically dueling it out about this in this chapter. I don’t have it in the notes, but Hermione’s like, “You didn’t think it was that important. You weren’t ranting about Uncle Bilius when you were telling Harry that his tea leaves were sheep instead of a Grim.” It’s just this really – they know how Harry’s feeling but at the same time I don’t think – I think death is the priority. So much so that I’m really worried that Harry’s a little young to be worried if he’s going to die. I mean, he’s thirteen. So is this a children’s book? I mean, Harry is basically seeing these death omens.

Micah: [laughs] We keep going back to that e-mail. I think that’s funny, but what’s also kind of interesting here is that McGonagall basically through her creative language dismisses what Trelawney is all about, but yet in Order of the Phoenix she actually feels terrible for the way Trelawney gets treated by Umbridge. So it’s a little bit of a turnaround for McGonagall’s character from where things are nice in this book, and they get really bad in Order of the Phoenix.

Eric: Yeah. She’s got her heart in the right place. She just doesn’t like what the Ministry’s doing and that’s very [sniffs] – very apparent. So I just have – between Divination and Transfiguration, Hermione has also gone back in time twice, which isn’t mentioned obviously, but that’s just – I’m trying to keep a count. [laughs]. So they get to Care of Magical Creatures after lunch, and it’s really out of loyalty – this is just a great Harry character moment. He’s concerned. He just came from lunch, they’re talking about whether or not he’s going to die, and Harry sees that Hagrid’s class is not going well. Obviously, they’ve been given this Monster Book of Monsters, which nobody opened. Hagrid’s really upset, he prepared since 5:00AM for this, he said before. Harry volunteers to go up and talk to Buckbeak, slightly different than what happens in the movie. I think what happens in the movie is funny but slightly different. You know, it’s out of Harry’s loyalty for Hagrid that he volunteers to go up and try and get on Buckbeak. I wanted to mention, because the hippogriff is like this fantastic beast to say it, obviously.

Andrew: And where to find them.

Eric: [laughs] And where to find it is this paddock. But this characterization of the creature Buckbeak, how they’re proud creatures, how you have to bow to them – I don’t know how much fantasy literature you guys have read, but have you guys ever really read anything like this? Nick, have you read anything where there’s this character or this animal that’s characterized like this? I mean, it’s just…

Nick: No, I haven’t come across anything like that. No.

Eric: It’s quite cool.

Andrew: Well, it is a magical world. I mean, what do you expect?

Eric: But characters – creatures that you have to bow to?

Andrew: Well…

Nick: The depth of the personification of these creatures, I think, is just a testament to Jo’s creativity and her writing.

Andrew: Yeah.

Nick: And again goes back to the whole point that Anna made. [laughs]

Andrew: But also, when you think about approaching, let’s say a tiger, [laughs] you do it with caution. I know you can’t just simply bow to it and be able to approach it, but I think what Jo’s trying to get across here is this is a very powerful creature that’s high up on the food chain. Sort of like, say a lion or a tiger, and you need to show it respect. And this is the way that people in the wizarding world can connect with the animal and show it respect by bowing to it. Because you are saying permission to approach you. You know, maybe there’s some way we can do that with lions and tigers and bears.

Eric: Oh, that’s a good point.

Andrew: We don’t know.

Eric: That’s true. It’s true, that’s how you gain the trust of any animal. That’s a good point. I definitely wasn’t thinking about that.

Andrew: Yeah. PETA, baby! Animal rights!

[Eric and Nick laugh]

Eric: That last point then is that the Trio is upset with the class. Obviously Malfoy gets injured by the hippogriff because he wasn’t paying attention. There’s this big scene which I just basically skipped over because: a) we’re all familiar with it and b) the aftermath is in some ways, we’ll cover it all when dealing with the aftermath. So the Trio, they go to Hagrid’s hut after hours. They see that there’s a light on and they go visit him. He’s really drunk. Obviously he’s scared, but Hagrid is just really drunk.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Slurring speech, completely out of sorts, and it’s interesting just because they’re taking care of him. And we’ve seen the Trio care to him in the past, but it’s just – they take him out back and soak his head in a bucket.

[Andrew and Nick laugh]

Eric: And I just wanted to mention because it’s really – it’s like co-dependent but it’s just also very interesting that this is in the book. I mean…

Andrew: Well, you know, we see it in the Half-Blood Prince film. Why didn’t we see drunk Hagrid in the Prisoner of Azkaban film?

Eric: You’d think…

Andrew: What changed? Was it a “time issue”? [laughs] Too soon, I guess.

Eric: Too soon. There was no way to work a shrunken head into Hagrid’s hut, that just would’ve been too much.

Andrew: Yeah, maybe. I don’t know, but now I’m wishing – now I want to watch Half-Blood Prince tonight, because I want to see a drunk Hagrid.

Eric: Yeah, but he’s drunk really early on. These are thirteen-year-olds. Obviously he wasn’t planning on being visited, but still. And he does jump to the parental guidance side of him when he comes to after dunking his head in water and sends them immediately back up to the dormitories because they’re out after hours.

Micah: Yeah. But this really begins with Draco, sort of his series of trying to get Hagrid into trouble. And if it wasn’t a hippogriff, it would have ended up being some other creature that Draco tried to taunt in order to make Hagrid look bad.

Eric: Well, there’s Norbert, too, in Book One. It’s just, Draco doesn’t like Hagrid. Half-breeds, he’s been raised to believe that they’re less human.

Andrew: So there we go, four through six of Prisoner of Azkaban. Boy, that was one of our longest Chapter-by-Chapter segments, I think, but, you know, we got away with it.

Micah: It’s a lot of material.


Quote Quiz


Andrew: There is a lot of material. Absolutely. We got away from Quote Quiz last week, and maybe even the episode before that, so Quote Quiz-quiz-quiz! It’s a difficult one. You guys will all be challenged. “Riddikulus!” That’s Quote Quiz. Who said it?

Micah: Everyone?

Eric: Everyone.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Eric: Everyone except Harry.


This Week in MuggleCast History


Andrew: That’s why – yes, that’s why it’s a challenge. But good catch, guys. I thought I had you fooled. Not the MuggleCasters. It’s time now for This Week in MuggleCast History. We went all the way back to Episode 28, February 19th, 2006. Our main discussion was Professor McGonagall. And good old Laura Thompson – and Kevin makes an appearance, too. Kevin Steck, we all remember Kevin Steck. They have some speculating to do, and it’s pretty funny. Take a listen. [Makes time travelling sound]

[Andrew plays a clip from Episode 28. To view the transcript for this episode, click here.]

Andrew: [Makes time travelling sound] There’s a little moment there from Episode 28. Laura…

Eric: Kevin Steck!

Andrew: [laughs] I know. It was funny. Laura was so afraid to bring it up. She was like, “Are they possibly in a relationship?”

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: And boy, if we only knew then.

Eric: What do we know now?

Andrew: We know that Dumbledore is gay, so they would definitely not be together. [laughs]

Eric: Oh yes, of course. Crap. I just – I forget that.


Chicken Soup for the MuggleCast Soul


Andrew: Something else we haven’t done in a while here on MuggleCast, and to wrap up the show today – Chicken Soup for the MuggleCast Soul. This one comes from Amy, 22, of Cardiff, Wales. Care-diff, Wales? How do you pronounce that, Nick?

Nick: Cardiff, Wales.

Andrew: Cardiff, yes. Thank you.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew:

“I just wanted all you guys to know how much you have helped me ever since you began, but especially in the recent months. Last year I took a gap year from my degree because I wasn’t enjoying it. I had a fabulous time away, but last September it was time for me to return and finish the final year of my course. My university is in Cardiff, but my home is 183 miles away and it takes me nearly six hours to get home. All my friends who I was at University with graduated last year and I now know no one. I’m very lonely and not enjoying my course. Listening to you guys reminds me of better, happier times and feels like I have friends around me. It means a lot and I know you have touched many others around the world in the same way. Thank you and keep it up… for my sanity, Amy.”

Well, Amy. Glad to hear that the show’s helping you out. MuggleNet’s been our constant in many of our lives, I’d like to think. But before we wrap up the show today, we have a couple of announcements…


Announcement: Podcast Alley


Andrew: Don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. We ask every week – or every episode, and we do appreciate it. We’re in the middle of FuggleCast February, and as I can see right now, we’re not on the top ten list. So if you could go to PodcastAlley.com and vote for us, we would greatly appreciate that.


Announcement: Infinitus 2010


Andrew: Also, Infinitus 2010! New website on Infinitus – the website is Infinitus2010.org and the location is Orlando, Florida from July 15th to the 18th of this year. They just announced that there is going to be a party in the park exclusively for Infinitus attendees. So that means the Harry Potter theme park is going to close down and they’re only going to let in Infinitus attendees in a special night party. So in other words, it’s going to be the biggest Harry Potter fans all together at one giant Harry Potter party in the Harry Potter theme park. I don’t know how much better it can get than that. [laughs] And I was thinking that we should get all the MuggleCast listeners together and do a sort of – we could all ride on the rides together.

[Nick laughs]


Show Close


[Show music begins]

Andrew: So go to Infinitus2010.org to learn more details and to register. We’re going to be doing a MuggleCast there – it’s going to be a lot of fun. And finally today, I would just like to plug something. You guys are going to laugh at me. I’m sure you’re looking at it in the Google Doc right now and wondering what’s going on, but I am starting a Lady Gaga fan site, and it’s called TheGaga… [laughs] Matt just laughed at me!

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: It’s called TheGagaBeat.com. It’s your all-around, ultimate fan site for Lady Gaga. And like Harry Potter and Twilight, Lady Gaga is a phenomenon, so I wanted to jump in on this, too. I’m doing this with a couple friends and it’s going to be a lot of fun. So again, visit TheGagaBeat.com if you’re a Lady Gaga fan and I think it’s going to be a lot of fun to run a Lady Gaga fan site. I know you all think I’m crazy but you know what? I don’t care. I do a Harry Potter podcast, what can I say?

Eric: Let me know if you need a Gaga caption contest.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: I think we would need one with all the crazy costumes she wears, so maybe I’ll take you up on that. Anyway, thanks everyone for listening. It’s been a very full show but a very fun show. We want to remind you all again that MuggleCast.com is the website where you can get all of the information you need pertaining to the show. You can follow us on Twitter, fan us on Facebook, you can e-mail us through MuggleCast.com, too. That’s how we get all your feedback that we read here on the show each and every week. Thanks again, everyone for listening, I’m Andrew Sims.

Eric: I’m Eric Scull.

Micah: I’m Micah Tannenbaum.

Nick: And I’m Nick Myers.

Andrew: We’ll see you next time for episode 193. Bye-bye!

Nick: Bye.

Micah: Bye.

Eric: Bye.

[Show music continues]

Transcript #191

MuggleCast 191 Transcript


Show Intro


[Intro music starts]

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[“Hedwig’s Theme” plays]

Jim Dale: [as Professor McGonagall] This is – this is Professor McGonagall welcoming you all to MuggleCast hoping you enjoy – Dobby! Dobby, come here! Here! Dobby! [as Dobby] Yes, I’d just like to say how very pleased I am to introduce MuggleCast to all of you! Thank you! Thank you!

[Show music begins]

Micah: Because Ben’s waiting for a cooler addition to the theme park, this is MuggleCast Episode 191 for February the 4th, 2010.

[Show music continues]

Andrew: Welcome everyone to Episode 191 of MuggleCast. I’m here with Ben, Jamie, and Micah. Hello boys!

Jamie: Hey!

Ben: Hey. Hey.

Jamie: It’s an all-boys special today, isn’t it?

Andrew: It’s an all – yeah, this is an interesting group. I feel like…

Micah: It’s old school.

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: It is old school, yeah.

Andrew: I feel like there’s not going to be any balance. This has potential to get a little crazy, if you know what I’m saying.

Jamie: It could definitely, yeah.

Andrew: Usually we have a female anchor, or – or someone less funny than all of us so it sort of balances out, but…

[Jamie laughs]

Andrew: …today it’s going to be crazy.

Ben: Where’s Laura when you need her?

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: Costa Rica.

Andrew: We have a wonderful show, there’s so much news lately. And we’re going to start off our Chapter-by-Chapter series for Prisoner of Azkaban and oh so much more.

Ben: Wow! So it only took us like five years to get through two books and stuff, like after…

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah. Well, we had significant breaks in between.

Jamie: Didn’t we start like eight times?

Andrew: We’ve done Books One, Two and Seven right now. I think that’s pretty good.

Jamie: We can’t count, though if we’ve done Books One, Two and Seven.

Ben: Yeah, that’s not too bad, we’ll be done by the year 2016.

Andrew: And we’re doing three chapters at a time now, too, so…

Jamie: Cool.

Andrew: Yep. I’m Andrew Sims.

Ben: I’m Ben Schoen.

Jamie: I’m Jamie Lawrence.

Micah: And I’m Micah Tannenbaum.

[Show music continues]

Andrew: Micah, like I said, there’s been a lot of news, what’s – what’s the latest? From the news desk.


News: Helping Haiti Heal Update


Micah: Well, I wanted to start off talking about something that we all participated in. I guess it was two weeks ago now? The Helping Haiti Heal…

Andrew: Yes.

Micah: …campaign that was put together by the Harry Potter Alliance. As of today, they’ve raised over $66,000…

Andrew: Wow.

Micah: …for Haiti which is just amazing.

Ben: Isn’t it more than that? Isn’t it up to, like $80,000?

Andrew: Yeah, I think it’s over $70,000.

Micah: Oh, is it?

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: I was looking on their website. They need to update their website.

Andrew: I think it’s – yeah, I think its well over $70,000. It’s great, and it’s – as everybody knows, we – or should know – we participated in the Helping Haiti Heal event. The first hour of it was MuggleCast and if you want to listen to that episode, which we consider to be Episode 190, you can download it. It’s now available in the feed – the entire four-hour event is in the feed. That includes MuggleCast, Hogwarts Radio, PotterCast, the Harry Potter Alliance’s podcast – all the podcasts, all combined into one. We did one big four-hour bonanza. It was a lot of fun and we raised a lot of money which is excellent. So…

Micah: Absolutely.

Andrew: Yep.


News: Deathly Hallows Previews


Micah: Well, in other news, Total Film magazine previewed Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part I and II, and it seems like we’re getting more and more previews now as we get a little bit closer – not really, but November will be here before we know it. And Director David Yates called Part I a “road film.” This seems to be the common term used for it.

Andrew: Yes.

Micah: Saying that it was “dynamic, adrenalized, visceral – it’s a refugee story about three kids cut off from everything they know and everybody they love, being pursued relentlessly by people who want to murder them.” So that sounds like a great kids’ movie, doesn’t it?

Andrew: [laughs] But seriously, I’ve mentioned this on numerous shows now, this road movie title. We need to put a stop to this. I’m sick of it already and we know the cast and crew, they’re all, “road movie, road movie, road movie”. I just don’t know.

Micah: He went on to talk a little bit about the split saying, “Do you break it with a moment of suspense or resolution?” So it doesn’t seem like they have an answer yet as to where this movie is going to be split. I’m sure they have some ideas…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: …but nothing concrete.

Andrew: I think they’re going to play around with it. Like, you know, they’re going to make – they’re going to put the split somewhere and then sit and watch it and be like, “Hmm, how did that feel?” and you know. So I’m sure we’ll get some interesting insight into that once they actually make their decision and officially announce it, if they even do announce it.

Micah: With Part II, they referred to it as “a big opera, a great big epic, with huge battles,” and Ben’s favorite actress said that she felt like she was on a different film as this one doesn’t have the structure that the previous films had.

Andrew: Right.

Micah: So…

Andrew: What do they mean by opera?

Micah: Maybe there’s going to be some singing?

Andrew: [singing] What’s this? Is it a Horcrux? But wait, is it just a ploy by Voldemort?

Jamie: Wow. That’s not that bad.

Micah: Did you plan that?

Andrew: No.

Ben: Yeah, he did.

Andrew: No, I didn’t.

Ben: He had that planned for like two weeks.

Andrew: I just did it!

[Everyone laughs]

Ben: Suuuuure.

Andrew: But it should be interesting to see what they mean by opera. That is pretty high praise.

Jamie: I think it’s quite high praise, yeah.

Andrew: Big epic opera.

Jamie: It could be big…

Micah: Huge battles.

Jamie: It could be big in the wrong way with music like, you know, really opera-y music. That’s not really a Harry Potter film.

Ben: Now is there really – is there really a nude scene between Dan and Emma or is that just…

Andrew: Yes! Yes!

Ben: How nude are we talking?

Andrew: Well, it’s going to be when Ron has the vision of Harry and…

Jamie: Well, how many different nudes are there?

Andrew: …Hermione kissing and apparently – we don’t know how nude exactly, for sure.

Jamie: What do you mean? Nude means nude. You can’t have half nude.

[Andrew and Ben laugh]

Andrew: Yes, you can.

Ben: Yeah, you can. You can have nude from the waist up. That would be [imitating Jamie] “half nude”.

Andrew: I think…

Jamie: No, it wouldn’t. That’s like – anyway, go on. Go on. We’re just arguing semantics now.

Andrew: I think Harry may be full nude. At least, that’s my hope. [laughs] No.

[Jamie and Micah laugh]

Andrew: If I were… [laughs] If I were to guess… [laughs]

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: …I would say – I would say he’s going to be full nude. I don’t know, I think he’s ready for this after Equus.

Ben: Oh, yeah. I’m sure they’re going to put that in a Harry Potter movie.

[Andrew and Jamie laugh]

Andrew: It’s a little different. You know what I’m saying, but – so I look forward to this opera.

Micah: Okay. But also, we talked about the split a little bit and the screenwriter Steve Kloves said that he thinks that it’s going to be at a point that gives certain characters a good send off or a proper send off, and the only thing I can think of would be Dobby and his death.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: So who else do you have to give a proper send off to other than that?

Andrew: Yeah, I think that’s right, and we saw photos of them filming those scenes, and it looks very sad, but yet a proper send off.

Micah: All right.

Jamie: Proper send off. That’s quite a big promise to make.

Andrew: It is.

Jamie: That must mean it’s good. That must mean it’s good. How can it not be?

Andrew: [laughs] They got to stop, you know, this is where we all get fooled every year, every movie. You know, we always hear this high praise, high praise, and then we actually see it and you know, “Oh, it wasn’t a good send off! Oh, it wasn’t a road movie! Oh, it wasn’t an opera!”

Jamie: Yeah, yeah.

Andrew: [laughs] What was it? Nonsense.

Ben: Actually here’s what happens…

Jamie: That would suck.

Ben: Everyone sees the movie and like, “Oh my god! That was the best thing I’ve ever seen!”

Andrew: [laughs] Right.

[Jamie laughs]

Ben: “Best movie of all time.” And then like, twenty minutes later, they’re like, “Oh, actually it was…”

Jamie: “It’s not that good.” Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah, once you come down from the high.

Jamie: Avatar syndrome.

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah.


News: Wizarding World Update


Micah: Well, the other big news that’s been going on is related to the Wizarding World theme park. And fan sites, Harry Potter fan sites got a chance to talk with Thierry Coup, who is the – I don’t really know what his official title is, but he’s like, the Head of Creative…

Andrew: [Exuberantly] Vice President of Creative.

Micah: …for Universal, Orlando.

Ben: Creative what?

Micah: And…

Jamie: That’s the coolest name ever.

Andrew: Yeah. Just, just “creative.” He’s just creative.

Micah: So when he sat down with the fan sites, he specifically talked about Ollivander’s shop and a little bit else about the theme park as a whole. But this was all in relation to last week Warner Brothers released an official press release for the shop and – I think this was the same day USA Today did their whole, “hold your newspaper up to your webcam” and if you’re on the website…

Jamie: Yeah.

Micah: …it shows the theme park and sort of a 3D feature.

Andrew: The augmented reality. I heard it stunk.

Micah: Really?

Andrew: Like, it hardly worked. Yeah. Oh well, they tried. It didn’t show anything new, either. So…

Micah: Well…

Andrew: Oh, well.

Micah: It’s amazing the amount of detail, though. You know, one of the things that Theory talked about – or Thierry talked about was you know, just the authenticity of how this park – of this park. And you know, all the work that’s gone in with respect to having J.K. Rowling involved, having Stuart Craig involved, having a lot of the set crew involved in bringing actual authentic items into the park, and if they couldn’t use the ones from Leavesden Studios, how they were going to use ones that, you know, replicate them. So just…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Just a tremendous amount of detail that’s going into this park. And with Ollivanders the cool thing that I thought about this was that if you don’t get the right wand for you – because this whole experience of going through and, you know, the wand choosing the wizard – there’s these mishaps that occur in the actual store.

Andrew: Mhm.

Micah: So you have like lightning and thunder that occur in the store if the wand isn’t right for you. And if the wand is right for you, there are a lot of other things that go on.

Andrew: Yeah, it sounds like really cool. So I mean, it’s really going to replicate that scene in the movie where Harry goes into Ollivanders.

Micah: Yeah, absolutely.

Andrew: [as Ollivander] “The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter.”

Micah: Uh-huh.

Andrew: “It’s not clear why.” Yeah, that should be pretty cool. I’m looking forward to that. And then you have the choice of buying it for $59.99!

Ben: Oooh!

Micah: Yeah, exactly. But I mean, that’s part of the experience and you don’t have to buy it. The experience is free.

Andrew: Right. You don’t have to buy the wand. But obviously they’re going to set it up so you really want to buy that wand.

Jamie: And the children say “mum, mum, mum.”

Ben: They’re going to be doing all the tricks, putting all the pressure on you…

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: …to get the wand.

Andrew: [as Ollivander] “Now you can choose to buy this wand for the price of $59.99.”

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: By the way, I – it’s…

Micah: That’s not the actual price, yeah.

Andrew: We don’t know the actual price. [laughs] It may be, though.

Micah: And one of the things…

Jamie: It could be a lot less than that.

Micah: Yeah. One of the things he said they’re working on is to get the wand to work in other parts of Hogsmeade Village.

Andrew: That would be cool.

Jamie: Aw, that would be insane. That would be so cool.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: So like, you can go into different stores and maybe activate stuff when you “flourish your wand”?

Micah: Exactly. Exactly.

Andrew: Mmm.

Jamie: Basically, yeah.

Andrew: That could be dangerous…

[Micah laughs]

Jamie: That would be very, very cool.

Andrew: Kids running around smacking their friends with the wands, poking them.

Micah: Yeah. But this is a very involved process, though, he said. You know, it – it’s going to be exactly like the movie. The wand keeper is going to ask you questions…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: You know, and you have to give specific answers in order to determine what wand is right for you. And…

Andrew: Cool.

Micah: Yeah. Very authentic experience. He joked about driving around the Ford Anglia, because I guess they brought it over from Leavesden, so he was driving around Orlando… [laughs]

Andrew: What a show-off.

Micah: Yeah, I know, and he said he had a bunch of like, mothers and children chasing after him.

Andrew: Wait, he was really driving it?

Micah: He was driving it, yeah.

Andrew: No. They build those so they actually work?

Micah: I guess so.

Andrew: That’s wild.

Micah: I don’t know, maybe he was showing off.

Andrew: Yeah, I think he was – he was probably kidding.

Micah: I don’t know, he went into pretty big detail on it.

Andrew: [laughs] Really?

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: [laughs] Oh, okay.

Ben: Do – do you guys like theme parks in general?

Andrew: Yes.

Jamie: But you – but you guys live next to one.

Ben: Like, it’s nothing more than a ploy, you know what I mean? To be like, oh…

Andrew: What’s a ploy?

Ben: Well, I mean, think about it. Like, are they really building a theme park for like, “Oh, we want you to have the real authentic Hogwarts experience”?

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: Yeah, but Ben, everything in the world is like that!

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: You know, it’s not like…

Ben: Well, the world’s a cruel place, Jamie!

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: It is a cruel place, it is a cruel place. But oil companies don’t be nice to us and give us the nice oil so we can heat our homes, they give it to us because it makes them loads of money.

Andrew: Are – Ben, are you not excited for the park?

Ben: No, but oil has an actual use.

Jamie: So does theme parks…

Andrew: Are you not excited for the park?

Jamie: It creates happiness in children! And I think that’s a very important cause.

Ben: Oh! [laughs] So all of a sudden I’m turning into – I’m anti-happiness for children.

Andrew: Are – you’re not excited for the park?

Ben: I would say – I would say I’m relatively excited. I’m mean I’m not like jumping out of my chair to go see it…

Andrew: Right.

Ben: …or anything, but…

Andrew: Is there any one thing that you think they could add that would make you excited, or is it just because it’s a theme park that you’re not excited?

Ben: It’s not because it’s a theme park, like – I just think – I feel like part of the magic, it was like Hogwarts was this world I created inside my head, and the movies have already deadened that to a certain extent.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: I have a hard time breaking free of the box that the movies put me in, and I feel like the Wizarding World‘s just a further extension of that, and…

Jamie: Ben, do you actually feel that…

Ben: …that deadens the imagination…

Jamie: Ben…

Ben: …and I don’t think this is fair – I don’t think it’s fair.

Andrew: I’m looking into his eyes right now, Jamie. He’s tearing up a bit, I think he’s pretty serious.

Jamie: That was quite an in-depth thing: “I think I’ve created this world in my head, and…” That was quite emotional.

Andrew: No, I think Ben’s serious, and I think he brings up a good point.

Micah: No, it’s a great point.

Ben: And I mean, to be honest, like I’m not much of a – I’m not much of a theme park kind of person.

Andrew: Right.

Ben: And like, to me, the idea of like, you know, going into a mock Ollivanders shop, and you know, standing there and having them be like: “Ooh, this wand is yours!” or whatever, like they’re just trying to sell you a product.

Andrew: All right, so what else is going on, Micah?

Ben: Micah, what else, dude?


News: Park Expansion


Micah: Well, just the final piece to this interview that we had was somebody asked if there was any sort of expansion that was going to be planned for the park. You know, there’s all this kind of happy areas, you know, with Hogsmeade and Hogwarts, but if – was there any plans for kind of, you know, the more evil side of the series with Knockturn Alley and Azkaban? They said that there’s nothing as of right now, but that doesn’t mean that it’s not going to be in the works sometime in the future.

Ben: Now if there was like a field you could go to like torture Mudbloods, now…

[Andrew and Jamie laugh]

Ben: …that’s my kind of theme park.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: But first you have to buy your wand from Ollivanders.

Micah: Yeah.

Jamie: And then torture them with it.

Ben: I know. Damn $59.99.

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah, I bet they will eventually expand this park.

Micah: Yep.

Andrew: Universal’s got a lot of land down there. They obviously – expanding the park would bring a lot of people back to the park again. I think it would be worth their money and I’m sure they’re going to see Harry Potter – this Wizarding World, as a big success.

Ben: Okay, okay. Over, under, over, under 30 percent of people will be dressed up going to the Wizarding World.

Jamie: Under, under, under. Actually, I’m not sure.

Andrew: Opening week, I’d say over.

Jamie: Maybe, maybe. However, I was going to say when you take into account parents I bet it’s going to be under. Yeah, all the children will be, but if you think on average each person will have two parents with them.

Ben: Unless there is a family that has multiple kids.

Jamie: Yeah, true, true. Or if they have three parents.

Andrew: They may not allow people to dress up and go into the park. They may not allow people to…

Ben: Doesn’t that just destroy the spirit?

Jamie: Yeah, why would you want to do that?

Andrew: Yeah, it kind of is. Well, they don’t want them to be confused with the people working the park that are dressed up too.

Jamie: Yeah, but one is going to be a twenty-two year old guy and the other is a five year old kid; they aren’t going to be working there.

Andrew: Fair enough, but we know our own Eric Scull likes to walk around in a cloak and he’s twenty-two.

Jamie: [laughs] Yeah, that’s true.

Andrew: He walks around New York City with a cloak, I think he…

Ben:: But he looks like he’s 14 so it doesn’t matter.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: All right, what else, Micah?

Micah: There’s been some construction photos of the Wizarding World. It looks like things are coming together…

Andrew: Well I hope so. They are opening up soon.

Micah: Yes, speaking of them opening up, actually today, the day was are recording, NBC’s Today Show is doing a competition to give one lucky class the opportunity to go to the grand opening of the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. Andrew, you said the details give a little more insight into when the park might be opening.

Andrew: Yeah, the contest – they are going to pick the winners at the end of April, or that’s when the judging is going to go on to select the class that is going to win this trip.

Ben: Are you a judge?

Andrew: No. I don’t know who is. Probably Al Roker or something. They have to book the trip twenty-five days in advance. Now, the whole point of this contest is to go down there on opening week so if the judging is happening the end of April, then there’s a twenty-five days advanced booking, so I would think we are looking at an opening in late May or early June, maybe mid-June.

Jamie: That is quite exciting.

Ben: Now, when is Infinitus?

Andrew: July.

Ben: Now Andrew, are we doing a live MuggleCast at Infinitus?

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: Don’t know yet Ben. I’ll get back to you as soon as I know about it.

Ben: Okay, I was just curious.

Andrew: So that’s that. Very exciting. I wish I was – what it has to be an elementary class or something?

Micah: Actually, I think it is 5 years old through 17 or 18.

Andrew: Hey philosophy class, let’s get together and win this contest!

Jamie: Yeah, I think you’ll get told where to shove it.

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: What?! You don’t want to go to Wizarding World? What’s wrong with you!? [laughs] What happened to the child inside, man? What happened to the child inside you?

Andrew: I will bring you along so you can jump in the back of the class and yell that’s a great idea!

Ben: Yay, Andy!


News: Deathly Hallows in 3D


Micah: All right, well this next story I feel the way Ben felt about the theme park. The Hollywood Reporter “Heat Vision” blog reported almost two weeks ago now that Warner Brothers will release both parts of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in 3D and this was later confirmed I think just yesterday. What do you guys think about this?

Ben: I think seeing 3D movies makes me nauseous so…

Micah: Yeah, it’s just like a rollercoaster.

Ben: I don’t really care.

Jamie: What type of 3D is it? Is it just a Red/Blue split or is it Avatar 3D?

Ben: I really doubt that it’s…

Andrew: No, no, it’s not Avatar.

Ben: …going to be – I doubt the whole thing is going to be in 3D, there’s going to be like three scenes in 3D.

Andrew: No, no, no, it’s going to be the whole thing…

Jamie: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ben: The whole thing, really?

Andrew: Yes.

Jamie: Ben, there’s like two seconds at the end and two seconds at the beginning…

Andrew: No, they said in parts.

Jamie: …and half-a-second in between.

Andrew: [laughs] Half-a-second. [imitating 3-D glasses directions] “Put on your glasses – take them off – put them back on – take them off.”

Jamie: [laughs] Yeah, yeah.

Ben: I hate wearing those glasses, too. I just feel like a tool sitting there in the theatre with them on.

Jamie: Yeah.

Ben: And I don’t care if everyone else is wearing them.

Jamie: And they’re not comfortable, as well.

Andrew: Well, okay. Here’s – here’s – Jamie’s right, I think Jamie said this – or Ben said this. You get dizzy after watching this for a while – I came out of Avatar spinning. I almost didn’t want to drive, because like, I felt under the influence, I just didn’t feel right.

Ben: Yeah dude, I heard about a bunch of wrecks happening…

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: …on the highway, because of…

Andrew: After Avatar. [laughs]

Ben: Driving under the…

Andrew: No, but really, you do feel dizzy after watching a three and a half – or however long – two hour and forty minute movie, and Deathly Hallows is going to be hopefully about the same length, so I don’t know, like, okay, obviously W.B. looks at Avatar, and says: “Wow, the number one top-grossing movie of all time – or soon to be, at least. How do we make that kind of money? Oh, let’s put Harry Potter in 3D!” I think that’s their logic, W.B. is clearly all about the money, they do whatever they can to make more money, and as we saw by pushing Half-Blood Prince back seven months or whatever it was, so. And 3D is “in” this year. It’s like, this is the thing – it’s the cool thing to talk about.

Jamie: Yeah. And it’s going to get bigger.

Andrew: Yeah. And they’re converting the film to 3D, Jamie, so I assume that means it’ll be like a red-blue split kind of thing.

Jamie: Oh, no, that means it won’t be proper 3D then.

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: The whole thing about Avatar – aw, that’s going to be rubbish then! That’s not…

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: Aw, that’s a shame…

Andrew: It costs…

Jamie: That’s a complete…

Andrew: …it costs about five million a film to convert.

Jamie: But that’s – that isn’t anything out of their budget, that’s like…

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: …a twenty-fifth of their budget or something.

Andrew: And apparently they make a good amount of money off the glasses.

Jamie: That’s ridiculous.

Andrew: Now, if they’re smart, they’ll make the glasses – the 3D glasses Harry’s glasses. I think that would be cool.

Jamie: Yeah, definitely. Yeah, yeah. Aw, that would be incredible.

Ben: And they’ll give out little lightning bolt tattoos…

Jamie: Yeah.

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: …to put on your forehead.

Andrew: Yeah. Maybe MuggleNet should manufacture 3D Harry Potter glasses.

Jamie: That would be incredible. That would be…

Ben: Yeah, we’ll just go to our warehouse…

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, our 3D glasses warehouse.

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: But it is important that it will also be available in 2D, so you don’t have to see it in 3D.

Micah: Oh, I…

Ben: But if you really want to waste your money…

Micah: Yeah, yeah, I don’t think I will…

Andrew: I think I will. Really?

Micah: To do a quick poll, how many people are going to see it in 3D?

Andrew: I will.

Micah: I won’t.

Ben: I mean, Andrew will probably drag me along…

Jamie: I might go afterwards.

Andrew: [laughs] Ben, I’ll trick you into it. I’ll tell you it’s the 2D, and then at the last minute I’ll shove the glasses…

Ben: Whip out the glasses, and then you’ll be like: “Hey, surprise!”

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: You’ll be like: “Nooo!”

Ben: Straight from the MuggleNet warehouse.

[Andrew laughs]

MuggleCast 191 Transcript (continued)


News: W.B. to Purchase Leavesden Studios


Micah: The final piece of news is that Warner Brothers is set to purchase Leavesden Studios for both production and tourism. So, it seems like W.B.’s means of collecting revenue is endless on this series.

Andrew: But it’s a good idea. Leavesden Studios is where they filmed all the Harry Potter films, Sorcerer’s Stone through Deathly Hallows, and they’re going to – they’re going to, you know – it’s a huge production studio now, I mean, they’ve been filming there for what? Ten years?

Jamie: Yeah, but how popular is it for other companies, apart from them? Because are they going to completely monopolize that, you know, some type of film producing thing, if they buy it? It seems like quite a big thing to buy studios. I mean, how many studios are owned by movie – movie companies? I don’t…

Andrew: I think the – the interesting thing with Leavesden is that – it originally wasn’t a studio, and W.B. sort of converted it to a studio – or maybe not W.B., but Heyman’s production company. So, the – you know, they’re buying it, and I think rightfully so, and it will be a great tourist attraction. I mean, they said one of the things you’ll be able to see when you go in there is the Great Hall. And I mean, that is an iconic set. That is the one set you walk on, and you really feel like you’re at Hogwarts. And I don’t think a theme park will be able to replicate that. I don’t think any part of that exhibit could replicate that. I mean, that is authentic Hogwarts.

Ben: Hey, who – so – Heyday Productions – owns Leavesden right now?

Andrew: Yeah, I’ll look it up real quick. I’m not sure.

Micah: Well Andrew, you’ve been there. I mean…

Andrew: Right.

Micah: How far is it from – say the heart of London? Is it – is it an ideal spot to have a tourist attraction?

Andrew: It’s about half hour – 45 minutes. But – you know – there are these Harry Potter bus tours that go around the places that are used for filming Harry Potter and – those are all day tours – so I don’t think people will mind going up there. Leavesden – the first film to be shot at Leavesden was actually Golden Eye in 1995 and…

Micah: Great movie.

Andrew: It was acquired – yeah. It was acquired by Pinewood – to do other productions. I guess Pinewood owns it right now, but really it’s only been Harry Potter in there. Some Dark Knight stuff was shot in there, as well as Scum 2, which is coming out this year – never heard of it.

Jamie: [sarcastically] That sounds nice.

Andrew: Sleepy Hallow, Mortal Kombat, Star Wars: Episode I.

Jamie: Oh! Mortal Kombat!

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: Yeah. So it’s got some history. And – I – I think that’s a great idea.

Jamie: [as voice-over guy] “Choose your destiny.”

Andrew: We talked about that. I remember a long time ago we were wondering what would they do with all those sets after they’re done filming. And now they can preserve them – preserve them – which is great.

Ben: Preserve them and make even more money of them.

Andrew: Yep. Let’s get to Muggle Mail now and then we’ll get – then we’ll get into Chapter-by-Chapter.


Muggle Mail: Homeschooling?


Ben: [loudly] Our first e-mail…

Andrew: [laughs] Go ahead.

Ben: …comes from Renata. I – actually – her name is – she’s from Brazil. She’s sixteen years old, and there was a foreign exchange student at my high school that had the same name and it’s [pronounces name correctly] – it’s not Renata. Renata, 16, from Brazil writes:

“Hello MuggleCasters! While reading ‘Half-Blood Prince’ I always had the impression that neither Voldemort’s mother Merope…”

Is it Merop-ee or is it Merope?

Andrew: Merope.

Ben:

“…Merope nor her brother Morfin had been to Hogwarts. You think all wizards have to go to magic schools or they have the option to teach at home? Please give your thoughts on this subject. Thanks for reading my e-mail. Renata.”

Now, I think J.K. Rowling has already answered this and that – that – they do have the option to be homeschooled, don’t they? I don’t think Hogwarts is mandatory – I mean…

Jamie: No it’s not, is it? You can’t force someone to go to a school. There always going to be different schools. And also – I guess – you don’t have to learn to use magic. I mean it seems to be the way that you get along if you’re a wizard or witch but I’m sure you could just get a job and earn some money and just not use your magic.

Andrew: Yeah but who doesn’t want to use their magic? You know what I mean?

Jamie: Well, true. But if you’re been brought up thinking that magic is bad, bad, bad, bad, bad and then suddenly you’ve like – “I’ve got magic” – you could be a wizard hating wizard and then you’re like, “I’m not ever going to learn these powers because it’ll be really, really bad and yeah – I’m just going to get a job and become a” – don’t know – think of it though.

Micah: But why wouldn’t they’ve gone to Hogwarts though? I mean, they’re part of Slytherin’s lineage. You’d think that they would go there.

Jamie: Yeah – but Micah – if someone came around to your house and said, “Do you want to come to my wizard school?” you’d probably think they’re on the sex offenders list, you know.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Andrew: But you know – you’d get a real explanation. I’m sure Harry wasn’t completely – what was Harry thinking when Hagrid busted down their door and, [as Hagrid] “Yer a wizard Harry.” – and all that.

Jamie: I think he should have been a bit more like critical and assuming. He didn’t even as for any ID!

Andrew: True.

Jamie: He didn’t ask for anything! Like…

Andrew: Well, he was young. He didn’t know.

Jamie: Well, I don’t think that’s any excuse Andrew.


Muggle Mail: The Poor People’s School


Andrew: [laughs] All right! Speaking of schools, the next e-mail comes from Noah, 14, from Wausau, Wisconsin. We’re all over the map with pronunciations today.

“Dear MuggleCasters, I love the show but I’ve only been listening for a short time, and I don’t know if you’ve already covered this topic. Recently, ‘ABC Family’ showed ‘Goblet of Fire,’ and while I was watching I realized that Hogwarts seemed to have a lower class and underprivileged vibe to it. When Durmstrang enters the Great Hall, they come in with their fire-sticks and fur coats, and come off as very upper class. Same thing with – uh, Beau, beau, buh, but…”

Ben: Beauxbatons?

Andrew: Beauxbatons.

[Everyone laughs]

Ben: Wooow.

Andrew: I forgot how it was pronounced! Sorry.

Ben: Wooow!

Andrew:

“They enter with a very professional looking dance and in neatly pressed uniforms. Then the Hogwarts students sing the unrehearsed and off-key school song, directed by their loony headmaster. At this point Madame Maxine – Madame Maxine, Madam Maxime – and Igor – Igor Karakoff…”

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Karkaroff!

Jamie: Andrew, you know you’re a radio presenter, how are you so into podcasting when you can’t even say words?

Andrew: Sorry, I don’t know wizard names.

“…scoff and stick their noses in the air. It just seems that the makers of the movie..”

I haven’t read this book in a while, okay?

“…makers of the movie were trying to make Hogwarts look like the place where the misfits and Weasleys of society went, and the rich and pampered went to either Durmstrang or Beauxbatons. Just want to hear your opinions. Love the show, Noah.”

Jamie: I think that’s true. I think…

Ben: No, I don’t think so Jamie, you’re wrong, for several reasons. One…

Jamie: Oh, I’m wrong for several reasons?

Ben: …I think it has to do with geographical location because…

Jamie: I think you’re wrong on that, but more on that in a second. Go on, I’ll let you finish.

Ben: More on that in a second! [laughs] No, there are definitely a lot of people at Hogwarts that are privileged. I don’t think people go to Hogwarts because they’re poor or it’s like the place for the Weasleys. Not to mention that the Triwizard Tournament only occurs once every however long, and I think the reason that they would show up doing all this song and dance is because it’s probably some part of some ceremonial aspect, or…

Jamie: Yeah, you’re right about that.

Ben: …they’re just trying to make their school look more prominent than these other schools. But I don’t think by any means that Hogwarts is on a lower level of standard.

Jamie: I’d go a different way for that, and I would say that the key in his letter is “loopy headmaster.” I think it’s just to show that Dumbledore’s unorthodox, he does it his own way and he succeeds, and he’s put his mark on this school. He’s always like “it is your choices Harry”, go along Ben, do you know?

Ben: [as Dumbledore] “It is our choices, Harry…”

Andrew: Wow.

Ben: Wow. Dumbledore’s…dead.

[Everyone laughs]

Jamie: It sounds like he’s dead. Anyway, so yeah, he’s put his mark on it and that’s how he wants people to sort of think, that even if the song is weird and off-key, it still brings them together and binds them and stuff like that.

Andrew: Yeah, I think you’re right. It gives Hogwarts character too, I mean, you see this school…

Jamie: Yeah, it does.

Andrew: …and it certainly was interesting to suddenly be exposed to these two new magical schools, who were extremely different from Hogwarts. I think, as a first-time reader, you’re like “Wow, look at this, there’s sort of different cultures within the magical community.” And we see that between Durmstrang and Beaux…

Ben: Now, now, do you think it’s a coincidence that like the people from Durmstrang all seem to have accents and like…

Andrew: Well they are from different countries, so…

Ben: Yeah so, maybe it’s related to geographical location.

Andrew: Oh definitely.

Jamie: Oh yeah, yeah, true.

Micah: Didn’t you say that Ben? At the beginning?

Ben: See, I did say that, but Jamie told me that he was going to prove me wrong, and then he didn’t!

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: No, no, I was just going to say…

Ben: Story of his life, story of his life.

Jamie: …oh yeah, yeah, I… [laughs]


Muggle Mail: Ultimate Editions in Australia


Andrew: All right, Micah, next e-mail?

Micah: Next e-mail comes from Jake, 13, of Victoria, Australia. And he says:

“Hi guys, I was listening to the latest episode when someone from Australia pointed out that they haven’t seen or heard anything about the Ultimate Editions. I was curious and a bit sad myself until I saw them in a shop, ‘Dick Smith,’ as DVDs, not the Blu-rays though. Anyway, just thought I’d share. Mikey, Andrew, and Laura are the best. Cheers, Jake.”

Andrew: Actually…

Ben: Awww.

Andrew: …we got a lot of e-mails about this. I was, we were, definitely wrong. They are available in Australia, not England. So, we’ll wait.

Ben: Oh, Jamie, Jamie, you can’t get Ultimate Edition, how does that make you feel?

Jamie: Pretty cut up.

[Ben laughs]

Jamie: Very cut up.

Andrew: Next e-mail, Ben?

Ben: Tony, 29, from Wisconsin, writes…

Andrew: Oh, sorry, I missed Jamie! Jamie, did you want to read an e-mail?

Jamie: Nah, its fine. Ben started it, he can finish.

Andrew: [laughs] Okay.


Muggle Mail: Dumbledore Had the Hots for Lockhart?


Ben: Tony, 29, from Wisconsin – we got a lot of Wisconsin going on here today. Right.

In Episode 187, you were debating the reason Dumbledore hired Lockhart and decided that no other teachers wanted the position, and Dumbledore was taking anyone that wanted it. Instead, do you think it is possible that Dumbledore hired him because he, like all the girls, had a crush on Lockhart?”

[Micah and Andrew laugh]

“…Or more likely, do you think that Dumbledore recognized Lockhart for the liar he was, and knew that Lockhart would be exposed as a fraud by being in that position. More or less Dumbledore’s way of letting Lockhart expose himself?”

Jamie: I think that’s a good point. It’s a tough one to know why he would. He wouldn’t deliberately hire an incompetent teacher.

Ben: Unless he was a piece of eye candy!

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: Unless he was a piece of eye candy, yeah! Dumbledore circles his stuff with hearts…

Ben: And, I mean, Hermione is pretty clever and she was fooled by his good looks, do you think maybe Dumbledore was under the same spell?

Jamie: Maybe.

Andrew: But like Dumbledore said, it’s very hard to find a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher these days…

Jamie: That’s true.

Andrew: …so maybe he was the only one he could find. I think this e-mail’s a little more, you know, on the joking side than anything else, I would think…

Ben: Well, so, if Dumbledore knew that there was this curse on the position, like, what – how does that implicate him morally in making that decision?

Andrew: That’s true.

Ben: Like, if he knows that the person who takes on the position is not going to last through the year, and, I mean, when they say they’re not going to last, I guess that means that, just like, they’re not going to make it through the job, but they’re going to get removed from the job somehow, it doesn’t necessarily mean they’re going to die.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: So maybe that’s how he was able to, you know, rationalize it.

Andrew: Well, maybe Dumbledore warns them, “Hey, this job is sort of cursed, as you’ve probably seen. People – we can’t get someone to stick around for more than a year.” I think they may…

Ben: So he probably just gives them a one year contract, you know, that’s all you need…

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: But if you think about it, the reason each one has taken it, hasn’t – you know, it’s all been like; Lupin took it because he can’t really get work anywhere else, and Dumbledore let him do it. Lockhart took it maybe because his ego is so big he thought that he could do it. Moody took it because he’s kind of crazy. Quirrell took it…

Andrew: What about Lupin?

Jamie: No, yeah, I said him, because he can’t get a job anywhere, because he’s a werewolf…

Andrew: Oh, oh, sorry.

Ben: What about Umbridge?

Jamie: Eh, she’s just a bitch.

Andrew: Well, Umbridge, obviously – the Ministry made her take it. I think – so, that’s a good point, Jamie. They all had their own unique motivations.

Ben: So you don’t think Dumbledore could’ve had a crush on him though?

Andrew: No, I think he could. He may have.

Ben: You think Dumbledore had a crush on Harry?

Andrew: No.

Jamie: Probably.

Andrew: Oh, I don’t know. Do we really want to go there?

Ben: Why, why not?

Andrew: I don’t know, I don’t think…

Jamie: It’s an adult discussion, Andrew. We can go wherever we want!

Ben: Yeah…

Andrew: Harry saw him as a – no, Dumbledore saw Harry as the child prodigy, as a friend, it – Dumbledore – I mean, come on. I…

Ben: What?

Andrew: Okay, you explain! [laughs] Go ahead!

Ben: What – what do you mean? What do you mean?

Jamie: Andrew, Andrew, Andrew…

Andrew: Wha?

Jamie: Love knows no bounds!

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: Isn’t age just a number?

Andrew: It is just a number.

Jamie: Age is just a number!

Andrew: All right, maybe – maybe Dumbledore did have a crush on him. How could you not?

Ben: Haha! He is the boy who lived.

Andrew: Right! Do you think he did?

Ben: Hmm?

Andrew: Do you think he did?

Jamie: No.

Ben: I mean, I don’t know, maybe! Maybe, who knows?

Micah: Let’s ask him.

Andrew: I know.

Micah: Dumbledore?

Andrew: Dumbledore, did you have a crush on Harry?

Ben: [as Dumbledore] “Why, yes, I did.”

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Oh, boy.

Jamie: Dumbledore, do you want to explain that a bit more?

[Prolonged silence]

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: [as Dumbledore] “No. No comment.”

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Fair enough.

Jamie: It’s a private matter, isn’t it?

Andrew: It would cause a lot of controversy in the wizarding world. He probably doesn’t want to comment much.

Jamie: Yeah, delusional, delusional!


Muggle Mail: Colin Creevey’s Camera


Andrew: Maybe Rita Skeeter can get on it. Jamie can you read the next e-mail from Tiffany.

Jamie: Yep, this is from Tiffany, 15, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

Ben: Pittsburgh.

Jamie: Pittsburgh!

“This is kind of a random question, but it’s been bugging me for a while. How does Colin Creevey’s camera work in Hogwarts? According to Hermione, Muggle electronics don’t work within Hogwarts so how the heck is he taking all those pictures? There are probably a lot of more obvious questions I should be asking you guys, but I’m a bit of an over thinker. Anyway, MuggleCast rocks my socks.”

Ben: This is where Jo dropped the ball again.

Andrew: No!

Ben: What are you talking about?

Andrew: Well, think about other real Muggle objects that work in the wizarding world.

Ben: Name one!

Andrew: Well, the Ford Anglia is a sort of a…

Ben: Oh, wait a second, you just mean it wasn’t enchanted.

Andrew: Okay, so maybe the camera was enchanted.

Jamie: And that’s not electronics either, it’s mechanical. Whereas a camera’s electronic.

Ben: But the flash – the camera has a flash.

Andrew: Mmm.

Ben: Now, how do – like throughout – do we ever see a wizard camera in the books anywhere that takes the pictures that are alive? You know what I’m saying? Like is it a special type of camera?

Andrew: Surely.

Jamie: We do in the films! We do in the films, don’t we? Doesn’t someone – I’m trying to think, I recognize a…

Andrew: Oh well, the press.

Jamie: …someone taking a – yeah, yeah, the press! Taking photos that went on the Daily Prophet or something like that.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Yeah, for Lockhart and Harry in the Chamber of Secrets.

Andrew: Yeah!

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: And the start of Half-Blood Prince, when you see the Ministry or the press surrounding…

Jamie: Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Andrew: …Harry and Dumbledore in the Ministry.

Jamie: There you go!

[Ben starts to read the next e-mail]

Andrew: Next e-mail comes from, oh – no, you just read an e-mail. My turn!

Ben: You always…

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Next e-mail. This is a big one. This is hard to navigate. This next e-mail is…

Jamie: You can’t handle it Ben.

Andrew: No, you can’t handle this next e-mail.

Ben: Dude, you don’t even know how to read.

[Everyone laughs]


Muggle Mail: Some In-Depth Questions


Andrew: Dude, that hurts. I’m bummed. This next e-mail comes from Liz, of Arizona.

“Hi guys, love the show, been a listener for years. I have some quick questions. Unfortunately, they have nothing to do with anything you’ve been talking about recently, however, I have some nagging questions that I thought I would share with you. Okay, here we go.”

Now she’s asking us three questions, so bear with us.

“Question number one: Why weren’t the Weasleys in the Order the first time? We know the Weasleys were not in the Order the first time around. I’m assuming it’s because at that time they had six small children. I can understand that Molly might not want to be in the Order, but Arthur? It always puzzled me, because they were so involved in the Order the second time around.”

Any theories guys?

Jamie: Maybe because they had six children, and if Arthur had died then it would have been one person bringing up six children. That’s what I can think of, but I don’t know.

Andrew: Yeah. Well it must’ve been hard, just even as two people to raise six children full-time.

Jamie: Can I just say though, can I say, witches and wizards complaining about bringing up children. You flick your wand and…

Andrew: The diaper is changed.

Jamie: …dinner is ready.

[Micah laughs]

Jamie: Yeah, and diapers changed. Sorry, I shouldn’t say diaper, really, I should say nappy.

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: Nappy’s been changed, but yeah, it’s not exactly – I honestly don’t get this magic thing. I remember in The Sword and the Stone when Wart is walking with Merlin and he says, “Now don’t you think that magic will solve all your problems, because it won’t.” But, it just seems like it does.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: Well, that’s from a Muggle point of view, man. That’s like not having an iPhone and thinking that the iPhone is going to solve all your problems and then when you get the iPhone, it feels like it is better for a while, then after a while you’re like, man. You get used to it and it’s just like – it ain’t nothing man.

Andrew: What were you going to say, Micah?

Jamie: I don’t have anything to say to that, that’s a good point.

Micah: Well, no, I was going to say though, Molly’s brothers were both in the Order, so maybe she kind of got a taste for what it was like and didn’t want her family to be at risk any more than they already were.

Andrew:

“Question two: What’s up with Harry having no grandparents? Lily and James were quite young when they had Harry, about nineteen, twenty years old. We know at least, that Lily’s parents were alive when she was eleven and James’ parents, I assume, were alive and well into his teens. I assume Lily’s were alive though, her seventh year just due to logistics. Wouldn’t there be another family member there to care for Lily and Petunia if they were underage?”

Jamie: Mm.

Ben: Yeah, I’m not so much concerned about the grandparents’ side of things, like, I mean I think that it is a bit fishy that there are no grandparents but I’m thinking like – there’s not even a great uncle or a great aunt, that the grandparents had some kind of siblings, you know?

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: The chance of that happening of all of them being dead? They seem to be very slim.

Andrew: I guess it was a little too convenient for the story. It would have been too convenient for the story. Or maybe – I bet Jo has some story made up for the grandparents. Why they’re not around.

Jamie: Or she’ll make one up.

Andrew: Yeah.

“Question number three: Wouldn’t Snape be pissed that Harry named his kid after him? Severus? Puh-lease!”

Ben: [as Snape] “I am honored, Potter.”

Andrew:

“How PO’d do you think Snape would be to find out Harry named his kid after him, how his name will forever be next to Potter? Yes, it was a sign of respect on Harry’s part, but if Snape was never nice to Harry at all in seven years, regardless of the love he felt for Harry’s mother, I could not see him being okay with that.”

Jamie: I agree. I think he would be annoyed, but the fact of the matter is he’s dead, so Harry’s like, “this entire feud is over now and I’m going to sign it by calling my son after you.”

Ben: Is he turning over in his grave? Is Snape turning over in his grave?

Andrew: No.

Jamie: Well, no. Because he’s dead.

Andrew: I think Snape likes it. Because Harry’s related to Lily and Snape is in love with Lily. And now Lily’s child has a kid…

Jamie: But he was in love with Lily Evans, not – well, I guess he was always in love with her. But I don’t know if he – oh, I don’t know. It’s a very tough question to answer.

Andrew: It is. It really is.

Jamie: It’s a good question though. That one.

Andrew: Alright, and final e-mail today. Ben, go ahead.


Muggle Mail: Dumbledore and the Hallows


Ben: Stefanie White, from Phoenix, Arizona writes:

“Hey guys, I just wanted to make a few quick comments. First, in Episode 187, when you were discussing the point that Dumbledore could sense where Harry and Ron are, and someone thought it was because Dumbledore could sense the presence of a Hallow, well, even though in Episode 189 someone wrote in and said J.K. Rowling said he simply used ‘Homen…'”

Dude, this is…

Andrew: Hominum Revelio.

Ben: This does not even flow at all!

[Everyone laughs]

Ben:

“Well, even though in Episode 189 someone wrote in and said that J.K.R. had said he simply used Hominum Revelio, I definitely agree with you guys that it was much too simple as that – I agree that had that been the case…”

[Andrew laughs]

“Snape and many others would have been able to see where they are and that spell couldn’t possibly have worked, because the fact that the cloak was a powerful object and no spell could penetrate it…”

[Everyone laughs]

“I did want to say however, that I do not think – I don’t – I do not think Dumbledore would have recognized Harry under the cloak because it was a Hallow, but perhaps because of the magic emanating from it. It is known that Book Two has ties to Book Six, and perhaps the whole magic, especially dark magic, leaves traces theme comes into play here. I thought that Dumbledore may have sensed Harry simply because he is a Horcrux. What do you think?”

Andrew: Okay.

Jamie: But the Hallows aren’t really evil, they’re just completely neutral. But that’s the thing about them. They just do what they do and you don’t really have any innate evil or goodness about them. Whereas Horcruxes are completely evil through and through, whereas Hallows are just what they are. You know, like you can use the wand to do good, or you can hide under the Invisibility Cloak to help people, you know? I guess the stone, you can’t really help people with. Yeah, that just killed my point. Sorry.

Ben: So Jamie, Jamie, would you rather brutally murder three innocent puppies or make three Horcruxes?

Jamie: Aww, well, surely I’d be making – well, you’re saying, would I rather kill three people or three puppies?

Ben: Yes.

Jamie: Well, to be honest, people aren’t very nice whereas puppies, they just do what they do. So…

Andrew: They love you unconditionally.

[Ben laughs]

Jamie: Yeah, they love you unconditionally so I guess I’d rather kill three horrible, horrible people. But I can’t say that in today’s world! So I have to say no for the greater good, utilitarianism and everything I’d kill the three puppies. I’d probably cry.

Micah: Would you eat them?

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: They’re not free range meat are they?

[Everyone laughs]

Jamie: No, I wouldn’t eat them then! I wouldn’t eat them! Unless they’re raised fairly and nicely, I wouldn’t touch them! I wouldn’t touch them, no. I would still give them a proper burial, though.


Chapter-by-Chapter: Prisoner of Azkaban


Andrew: So, that’s all for the book of e-mails we had this week. Now it’s time for Chapter-by-Chapter. Like I said, we’re starting off with Chapters 1 through 3 of Prisoner of Azkaban.

Ben: What a book this was, folks! What a book!

Andrew: It was. It was quite a book. And Micah’s going to lead the discussion of the first chapter and I’ve got the last two – Chapters 2 and 3.

Micah: All right.

Ben: Why do you get two? I don’t get that. Why do you get two chapters?

Andrew: Well, Ben, you would have been more than welcome to have done one.

[Prolonged silence]

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: That’s what I thought.

Ben: What do you mean, “Do one”? I could do one right now! I could do it on the fly! I can do it better than you ever could!

Andrew: No, no! Come on. Let’s just go! We’re 50 minutes into the show.

Jamie: That’s a challenge there!

Micah: That is a challenge! All right.

Andrew: All right. Great. Save it for next time.

MuggleCast 191 Transcript (continued)


Chapter-by-Chapter: Owl Post


Micah: So, the story opens up with Harry, of course, being locked up in his room. And it seems like he’s doing a fair bit of work over the Summer. He’s stolen the little bits and pieces that he needs in order to get some work done from the cabinet – the closet under the stairs. And I wanted to know, Jamie, is it traditional to have this much homework in the U.K. over the Summer in between school years?

Jamie: I don’t know. It depends, really, which school you go to. Not enough that he’s having to do it by candlelight, or whatever it was he does it by. I mean I guess he has to, though, because of who he lives with. But I don’t know. I’m trying to think back to how much work I got. God, it seems like so long ago now.

Ben: Well, you didn’t do any of it, so…

Jamie: Well, it didn’t make any difference then!

[Ben laughs]

Jamie: I don’t know. I guess so. Some schools set that much.

Ben: Do you think plagiarism is a problem in the wizarding world?

Jamie: No! When you can just point your wand at something, copy it, paste it, then do a charm on someone’s mind so they’d forget about it – you could copy anything! I could be the author of the Bible or Shakespeare or anything, just by doing – just by casting a few simple charms!

Andrew: Onward Micah.

Micah: So I talked a little bit about how Harry had to go downstairs and kind of steal some of his stuff back. I want to know why the Dursleys are so insistent on making it seem like Harry doesn’t exist. They hide his spell books, his broom, everything they can except Hedwig. And they ensure that he doesn’t speak at all with the neighbors. Now to me this would seem suspicious if you were a neighbor of the Dursleys. Are their actions doing more harm than good?

Jamie: But that – I think that’s a really interesting point. But that completely goes along with what people have done in history. If they just accept it and just be normal and don’t mention you’re magic. But it’s – people are always trying to suppress the things that they don’t like, and then the people just rise up and are really, really mean to them. It’s – I think when robots come out – get created, like intelligent ones, humans will be like, “Oh, no no! We have to control them and enslave them. Because otherwise they’ll rise up against us and force them to work.” And then the robots will be like, “Well hold on a minute. We’re ten times as powerful and we’re just going to kill everyone.” But if you treat the robots well and say, “Please could you work for us, because you don’t get tired, and we do,” and you treat them as human beings, basically, then they probably won’t rise up. Sorry to go off on a tangent.

Andrew: [laughs] Well, I think it just really bothers the Dursleys a lot to see anything to do with magic, and they – and they dread – when they know Harry’s about to come home for the Summer, and then he comes home and they’re like, aw, it’s that magic, and he probably – and they’re freaked out. Because…

Jamie: They are freaked out, yeah.

Andrew: … with every year he’s spending at Hogwarts, he’s learning more and more magic, so he’s probably weirder and weirder in their minds. And yeah, I think they’re just paranoid that magic could backfire on them, or Harry would do a spell on them, or something like that.

Jamie: After Dudley’s pig tail, as well.

Andrew: Right, right. Yeah.

Micah: Well, it – the next point about the telephone incident is pretty much more of the same. His uncle goes absolutely crazy when Ron calls, and he really treats Harry – why would you give this number out to anybody? But what is – what is Vernon Dursley think is – could possibly happen in the result of Ron having Harry’s phone number?

Andrew: Well again, and I mean, Ron calls him, and all of a sudden he hears: [shouting] “Hi, how are you? Can I speak to Ver – or to Harry, please?” And Ron obviously doesn’t know how to use the phone.

Micah: Right.

Andrew: And, so Vernon just gets really annoyed by that, and I – I kind of think I understand that.

Micah: You do?

Andrew: If someone I don’t like – his friend is calling me – if I was in Vernon’s position I think that would be annoying. Yeah.

Micah: Well, Harry also makes note of the fact that if Hermione had called it would have been a little bit different – that he thinks that she would have been able to not mention all the stuff related to Hogwarts. Which I thought was a little bit of a knock on Ron, like not…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: …not that he’s stupid, but just that he’s not very shrewd.

Andrew: Yeah. All right.

Micah: So, Harry ends up getting his first birthday card and a present from Ron, who is off vacationing in Egypt. Now a lot of people sent this in. This is – it wasn’t my own original thought, but what is up with this quote un-quote “Poor Weasley family spending money on a vacation? Aren’t there better uses for their money?” It…

Andrew: That they won.

Micah: Yeah, that they won the money, yeah.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: So…

Andrew: That they won the money, and they’re poor, and they decided to waste it on a vacation. That’s silly.

Jamie: That’s the code of freedom, isn’t it? It’s like, “Oh my god, we got all this money, what are we going to do? Aw, let’s treat ourselves…”

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: “…because we haven’t had all this money for so long. So let’s…”

Andrew: And Ron does tell Harry in the letter that most of the money is going to the trip, but they’re going to buy Ron a new wand for next year.

Ben: Well, couldn’t they…

Andrew: Invest it?

Jamie: Use it for food?

Ben: Yeah, invest it, or I don’t know. I mean that is a typical thing as Jamie was saying, among like poor families to – when you get – when you get a lot of money, it’s like you’ve never had that much money to begin with. So there’s a tendency to miss-manage it, I would say.

Andrew: And I – now I really don’t have any sympathy for the Weasleys anymore. They clearly don’t know how to manage their money, and this is a good example of that, so…

Micah: We can probably understand why they…

Jamie: You should take a bit of sympathy with them.

Micah: …would take a vacation with it. I mean, that’s all well and good. But they – J.K. Rowling makes a point of how poor they are in every single book.

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: Yeah, it’s true, she does. Andrew, you should probably have a bit of sympathy with them, considering that half of them are dead now.

Andrew: [laughs] No, I – I, what I meant was, I have no sympathy for them being poor…

Ben: I mean…

Andrew: …because they clearly don’t manage their money.

Ben: What if they got an awesome deal? What if – what if a trip to Egypt usually costs like…

Jamie: Fifty million galleons, yeah.

Ben: …four times what they paid for it?

Jamie: [laughs] Yeah, yeah.

Andrew: Because it’s still a waste, because if you invested it, you could probably get – you could maybe get a return.

Jamie: Yeah, but Andrew, Andrew, what happens if a trip to Egypt normally costs a billion Galleons and they got it for 700?

Andrew: Well Egypt is…

Ben: That trip – Egypt is a sure thing, Andrew. An investment, you don’t know when that’s going to pan out or if it’s going to pan out.

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: That’s fine though.

Ben: Egypt is a sure thing guaranteed.

Jamie: So, who’s at fault?

Andrew: That’s fine, but when you continue reading this book and the books after it and hear, “Oh we’re so poor; we can’t afford anything.” Just think back to the Egypt tripped – trip.

Micah: Yes.

Jamie: Tripped.

Ben: I know because then they could have ten more waffles.

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: Waffles.

Andrew: Yes, that 700 would go – anyway, onward.

Micah: Harry gets a pocket Sneakoscope from Ron which Ron tells him is supposed to be used to catch untrustworthy people. And he claims that it went wild at dinner with the Weasleys and Ron thinks it’s because Fred and George played a prank on Bill and put beetles in his soup. But it’s really because his pet rat, Scabbers, is not who he appears to be. And one thing I wanted to point out about this picture though is that if they don’t go to Egypt the picture is never taken and Sirius never sees…

Jamie: Yeah. So that’s probably why they spent their money on the Egypt trip…

Micah: Right.

Jamie: …and now Andrew hates them for it.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: Absolutely.

Jamie: [unintelligible]

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: And…

Andrew: Well…

Jamie: The plot – it had to happen for the plot.

Andrew: Yeah, but Percy – Harry notes that Percy looks smug in the picture and I’m wondering if that’s a little bit of foreshadowing of things that come because why would he look smug? Does he realize he has a plan to go against his family?

Ben: He always looks smug.

Micah: Yeah. [laughs]

Jamie: He is a smug – yeah he is. He’s pompous anyway. Perhaps he’s just…

Andrew: All right. Maybe it’s all foreshadowing.

Jamie: Maybe everything’s foreshadowing.

Andrew: Everything.

Micah: He looks that way because he’s been made Head Boy, right?

Andrew: Oh, I guess so. Okay.

Micah: But no it could be foreshadowing. All right. So he gets a broom-servicing kit from Hermione. And he always seems to be overly surprised by what Hermione gives him.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: It just seems to be that way throughout the book. She always gives him some cool gifts. And then Hagrid ends up giving him The Monster Book of Monsters which he says will come in useful in his third year. And we all know later on that it does come in useful. And then Harry, in addition, gets a letter from Hogwarts and he’s faced with the problem of needing a parent or guardian’s signature in order to visit Hogsmeade in his third year. As…

Andrew: I know this is morally wrong, but I always thought that Harry should’ve just forged the signature.

Jamie: Maybe they can test against it.

Andrew: Oh maybe.

Jamie: I don’t know how but…

Ben: Yeah. That’s what I would do. In school they would always try to give – make you sign a – have a permission slip to watch a movie that was…

[Andrew laughs]

Andrew: Inappropriate?

Ben: Yeah or something like that. The teacher would pass out the permission slips and I would give it right back to him.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: “How did you get this signed so fast?” “Oh, my mom was outside in the hallway.”

Micah: I was going to ask…

Jamie: [laughs] Yeah.

Micah: … with The Monster Book of Monsters – you guys think that’s just another example of Hagrid not realizing when things are actually dangerous?

Andrew: Hey, while I’m thinking…

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: … about it – while I’m thinking about Ben and his impressions – it’s Warwick Davis’ birthday today, Ben.

Jamie: Oh, come on Ben. Yeah.

Ben: Warwick. Warwick Davis.

[Andrew and Ben laugh]

Andrew: Can you do a big one for his birthday, please?

Jamie: Go on Ben. Do a huge one.

Ben: Warwick Davis!

[Everyone laughs]

Ben: Whoa. Oh my. That one hurt.

Jamie: Hey Ben, Ben, Ben. Take it ten stages further.

[Andrew and Jamie laugh]

Jamie: Ten stages further. Just, just do it.

Ben: Warwick Davis.

[Everyone laughs]

Ben: Warwick Davis.

[Andrew laughs]

Andrew: Thank you.

Ben: Warwick Davis.

Andrew: I still don’t know how that came about. It’s obviously not an impression of Warwick Davis, but…

Jamie: Whether the aforementioned activity really did happen.

[Andrew and Jamie laugh]


Chapter-by-Chapter: “Aunt Marge’s Big Mistake”


Andrew: Okay. So Chapter two, “Aunt Marge’s Big Mistake,” we’re introduced to a really cool character – well not cool, but interesting character – Aunt Marge.

Jamie: Aunt Trunchbull. I’m sorry, not Aunt Trunchbull. What am I talking – oh yeah, yeah. I’m sorry. Go on.

Andrew: We’ll get to her in a minute, but first, the chapter starts with our first mention of Sirius Black through a report Harry sees on the T.V. and Uncle Vernon in his typical judgmental attitude judges Sirius as being simply no good, just because he looks filthy. There’s a picture of Sirius on the screen…

Ben: Oh, wait, wait, when they’re like “Fugitive! Man on the run! Need to capture this guy.” You don’t think that had anything to do with his judgement?

Andrew: Well…

[Jamie laughs]

Andrew: No, because Uncle Vernon says “No need to tell us he’s no good. Look at the state of him! The filthy layabout. Look at his hair” So, Uncle Vernon is saying…

Micah: Well, if you had been in prison for thirteen years, don’t you would…

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: …look a little…

Jamie: You are not going to be wearing a suit, yeah.

Micah: …grubby?

Andrew: Okay, and related to this we have a Twitter question, sent in by LuisaLucca:

“When you first read it, did you remember Hagrid’s mention of Sirius in ‘Sorcerer’s Stone’?”

No.

Jamie: When he borrowed his motorbike?

Andrew: Mmm.

Jamie: That one?

Andrew: Did anyone remember that? Micah, did you?

Micah: Probably not, when I read it the first time.

Andrew: Yeah. Good point, though…

Jamie: I don’t know though. I can’t remember.

Micah: Yeah, me neither.

Jamie: Can’t remember.

Andrew: So, we learn that Aunt Marge is visiting the Dursleys for a week, and Harry must act like a Muggle, or else Vernon will not sign his Hogsmeade permission form. So it’s a little game, and now Harry’s like “Oh, I can handle this! It will be hard, but I can do it.” And Harry recounts all the times Aunt Marge has come over and been a real annoyance to him. Then – you know, so Aunt Marge arrives, and she comes out swinging at Harry. She tells him she would have sent him straight to an orphanage if he was dropped on her doorstep. Which, may – the Dursley’s, nothing but judgmental attitudes through all of them. Would she have really taken Harry straight to an orphanage, if he was dropped on her doorstep? Because she doesn’t even know that Harry is a wizard, which is the primary reason Vernon and Petunia don’t like him. So what do you think gives here? Is Petunia that mean? If any person – little baby – showed up on her doorstep…

Ben: Well, Andrew…

Jamie: I think she’s being…

Ben: Coming up, she’s saying that the father was a drunk, the family was worthless, so…

Jamie: Yeah, yeah.

Ben: …from her perspective, if you come from trash, you are trash. So, she would have more likely would have gotten rid of him.

Andrew: Yeah…

Jamie: Which is not very nice.

Andrew: I guess. But she doesn’t know anything about Harry, that’s what I’m saying. She would have – well, whatever.

Micah: Yeah, but…

Andrew: I guess…

Micah: …she’s judging his based off of what Ben just said, off of what Petunia and Vernon have told her about…

Andrew: Right.

Micah: …Harry’s parents, which is complete B.S. anyway.

Andrew: The wrong way to do it.

Micah: But why? That’s the question. When push comes to shove, Petunia is still Lily’s sister, so you’ve got to wonder why she’s made up all this crap about her family.

Andrew: Just mean, just bad, bad – romance going on there. So Aunt Marge continues her berating of Harry, and finally pushes him over the limit when she says, quote: “If there’s something wrong with the bitch, there will be something wrong with the pup.” And Marge’s wine glass suddenly explodes, and she believes it was her own fault, but Harry, Vernon, and Petunia know it was Harry’s – you know, Harry loses his temper and then can do magic without even really intentionally doing it. So this brings up an interesting question. Why was this not more of a warning sign to Vernon? We know that Marge likes to berate Harry, but why can’t Vernon be the smart one here and say, “Harry, all right, you obviously can’t control yourself. Go up in the room, stay there,” to prevent any further problems. Why would Vernon not do anything about this?

Micah: I don’t know. It would make sense, and I don’t know that Vernon always makes a whole lot of sense.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: You would think that’s what he would do. He would say, “Stay up here boy,” but wouldn’t Marge ask questions? Wouldn’t she say “Where is he?”

Andrew: I guess so. But he could make excuses, like he does for everything else about him.

Micah: Maybe he likes that Marge has a go at Harry all the time. Maybe he enjoys it.

Andrew: Yeah, he gets to watch. Yeah, entertaining. But this should have been a warning. That’s my point. He should have kept Harry in his room from there on out, because who – she could have exploded next, which she sort of did. Another Twitter question, at this point, sent in from BaileyMichelle1:

“When Aunt Marge comes to Privet Drive, why doesn’t Harry just try to stay as far away as possible from her?”

So this is basically what we were just asking, but I think Harry can’t. Harry was told by the Dursleys, “Stay there. Stay here. Let Aunt Marge berate you because that’s how she validates herself in life.” So on the final evening of Marge’s visit she is again insulting Harry and his family, and Harry can’t take it. And his anger leads him to unintentionally make Marge swell up to the point of where she’s floating in the air. This of course causes havoc in the Dursley home, and Harry makes a run for it. And this leads us into chapter three, “The Knight Bus.”

Ben: Well, I think it’s funny though, to wrap up that chapter, how she makes him blow up, so he makes her blow up.

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: It’s kind of karma. Complete karma. But also, I think it kind of sets Harry’s mood for the entire series, or his stubbornness and anger. His anger is always quick to – below the surface. He can’t take stuff, and he stands up for what he believes in. He can’t just accept stuff blindly.

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: It’s quite a good scene apart from that it leads perfectly for him getting into the Knight Bus.


Chapter-by-Chapter: “The Knight Bus”


Andrew: So, chapter three, “The Knight Bus.” The chapter begins with Harry ending his run. He’s sort of out of breath and tired. He realizes that he’s in a really bad position at this point. He’s got no place to go, he’s got no money, and he’s likely expelled from Hogwarts for using magic outside of school again. So he starts plotting ways to get to Hogwarts, but then all of a sudden he’s disrupted. He senses that somebody – what exactly happens? He sort of senses that somebody is watching him or something?

Jamie: Yeah, his hairs prickle up, don’t they? And then he realizes that there’s someone or something watching him, sees it, and then the Knight Bus comes up.

Andrew: Yeah, right.

Jamie: But it’s a weird causation there, because he trips over, which signals the Knight Bus, and if he hadn’t tripped over he would have – it wouldn’t have come. I don’t know, it’s a weird scene that bit.

Andrew: Yeah. So, this is also – as we know, Harry thinks he saw a dog. And as we find out later – or we can kind of gather, he saw Sirius. And I’m wondering, if the Knight Bus hadn’t appeared a moment later, would Sirius have transformed into himself and spoken with him? Or was Sirius sort of just trying to keep a careful eye on him? What would Sirius have done? Would he have killed him?

Micah: Obviously not. [laughs]

Jamie: I’m eating, but I think – doesn’t he say later on, he just wanted to catch a glimpse of him? So he might not have done anything. He might have just run away.

Andrew: Yeah, I think more than anything he was just looking out for him.

Micah: Right.

Andrew: And would have stepped in.

Jamie: He just wanted to see him.

Andrew: Yeah. So as luck would have it, the Knight Bus appears just as Harry focuses in on this dog, and it turns out this bus is for witches and wizards exactly in Harry’s situation: Stranded. So, through the Daily Prophet – Harry gets on the Daily Prophet – meets Stan and the driver. He gets a hold of a copy of the Daily Prophet and Harry learns a little more about Sirius Black and his alleged attack on thirteen people twelve years ago. And then the Knight Bus finally arrives at the Leaky Cauldron after dropping a bunch of people off. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So then Fudge explains – so they get to the Leaky Cauldron, and Fudge is there waiting for Harry. And he grabs him by the shoulder – gets a tight grip on him to make sure Harry doesn’t run way or whatever – and Fudge explains how the Ministry cleaned up Harry’s accident with Marge. And Fudge doesn’t berate Harry at all, and is actually quite nice to him. You know, he’s treating him nicely, which is completely different from how we see Fudge treat Harry later on in the books, and the Ministry as a whole. So – and Harry picks up on this – how nice the Ministry is and Fudge and – [imitating Fudge] “Oh it’s okay. It’s fine. Every thing’s fixed.” He senses that something is going on behind his back – Harry does. Micah, why do you think Fudge is acting this way?

Micah: Because he realizes that quite possibly the biggest criminal ever under his watch has now broken out of prison, and Harry’s in danger. And I don’t think Harry knows – or he doesn’t think that Harry knows that he’s in danger, and he’s doing everything possible to keep Harry safe.

Jamie: But it’s kind of a…

Micah: Yeah.

Jamie: Sorry.

Micah: No, go ahead.

Jamie: I was going to say – it’s kind of ridiculous that he would even think about disciplining him because – I don’t know it seems to me it’s like telling someone who is like – I don’t know I can’t think of a direct example, but I guess like a swimmer who hasn’t broken their personal best, telling them off for not doing it when they can’t control themselves yet. You can’t tell someone off when he can’t control his magic. School has to teach him better. Then if he like – you know if anger does that then it’s a fault with what he knows rather than him. I don’t think he’s being naughty. I think it’s being a bit harsh to say “You’ve been bad. You’ve been a bad boy.”

Micah: Yeah, I think it’s about – it’s about Fudge though, acting in his best interest, and that’s all Fudge has ever done. In this case his best interest is protecting Harry. In Order of the Phoenix, it’s protecting himself and the Ministry. And you know, that’s his character. He does – you know, he’s kind of overwhelmed by the power of it all, and doing what’s best for his image.

Jamie: Yeah, that’s true.

Micah: And what’s best for his image right now is to protect Harry from who they think…

Jamie: From…

Micah: Yeah from who’s Lord Voldemort’s greatest supporter, supposedly.

Andrew: Reading back on the series, it is very interesting to see Fudge acting like this. I was taken aback. I was like, “What?!” So Fudge leaves Harry at the Leaky Cauldron where he’ll have a room to stay in which is very nice, and Fudge encourages him to go nowhere outside of Diagon Alley. “So just stay there and you’ll be safe.” Blah, blah, blah…

Micah: Do you think he’s being watched in Diagon Alley? You know…

Jamie: He must be.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Similar to…

Jamie: There has to be some sort of protection.

Micah:Order of the Phoenix. Like he never knew that Mrs. Figg was watching him and Mundungus Fletcher, but…

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: …I wonder if he’s got people watching him during Prisoner of Azkaban.

Andrew: I bet so. So that does it for the three – for talking about the three chapters themselves. Pretty basic chapters, not too much to discuss. It will get deeper as we go along. But a couple of movie comparisons we found. The Monster Book of Monsters isn’t a gift from Hagrid in the movie. He gets it while staying at the Three Broomsticks.

Micah: Oh, that’s my mistake. It’s the Leaky Cauldron, not the Three Broomsticks.

Andrew: At the Leaky Cauldron. Micah, Jesus! Another comparison, Harry learns about Sirius while on the Knight Bus from Stan not from the news like he does in the book. And also in the movie Harry doesn’t learn Neville’s name on the Knight Bus as he does in the book. I think – I’m pretty sure in the movie, right? He’s just like – he – they know he’s Harry Potter.

Micah: Well they don’t know. Stan asks him his name and he’s like, “I didn’t get your name,” or something along the lines and Harry says, “I never gave it to you,” or something.

Andrew: Oh.

Micah: And then Stan realizes once he drops Harry off…

Andrew: Oh okay.

Micah: …that it was Harry. But yeah – I thought that was one of the more simple things they could have kept to keep it consistent with the books that he gives Neville’s name on the Knight Bus.

Andrew: Yeah, it would have been funny. So, like I said, that does it for Chapter-by-Chapter this week. For Episode 192, our next episode, please send in your feedback about Chapters 4 through 6. And you can do that by going to MuggleCast.com and clicking on ‘Contact’. And you can fill out the feedback form. All right, and just a final e-mail about this chapter, Kyle, 31, of Knoxville, Tennessee, brings up a couple of points:

“Is September 1st a Sunday and 2nd a Monday every school year? Term always starts on September 1st with a feast, followed by the Monday of the first day of classes.”

It’s a good point. Maybe in the wizarding world, the days don’t change. The calendars don’t change.

Jamie: That is an interesting point.

Micah: That’s a book mistake.

Jamie: Wow, that…

[Micah laughs]

Jamie: …must be a book mistake, yeah.

Andrew: And also from Kyle:

“Interesting foreshadowing by Uncle Vernon when he feared Sirius Black would be walking up the street several days before Sirius really did come to the street.”

Jamie: That is quite interesting, yeah.

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: I didn’t ever think about that.

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: That foreshadowing.

Andrew: That is…

Jamie: If you just read every book thinking everything is foreshadowing, then you can pretty much predict the plot…

Andrew: Right. [laughs]

Jamie: …I guess.

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah, you can.

[Micah laughs]

Jamie: Why didn’t we just do that?

Andrew: I don’t know. We should have. What were we thinking? We were inexperienced back then.

Ben: Next time, my friends. Next time.


Muggle Mail: A Violent Disagreement


Andrew: All right, to wrap up the show today, we’re going to talk about an e-mail we received about J.K. Rowling and it’s negative. It’s very negative. It’s interesting. It’s from Anna Park, 18, of Ohio. She writes:

“Hello. I’ve been listening to your show since the beginning and I’m afraid I have to disagree, possibly violently, with Andrew’s declaration that the intricate plotting of the ‘Harry Potter’ series is proof that it transcends children’s literature, and is a work of depth and meaning. While I won’t deny that J.K. Rowling is an engaging storyteller, she has done no more with her story than generations of ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ game masters, who are capable of exactly the same level of writing, have done with theirs. The only difference is that Ms. Rowling, being at liberty to publish her work, has made a metric trainload of money. If you look at the ‘Harry Potter’ series, it’s really just an amalgam of clichés and forced symbolism staring a hero whose generousness goes beyond acceptable limits and a villain who quite honestly seems to have attended the ‘Snidely Whiplash School of Villainy’. It is this particular point that irks me most. How the whole wizarding world came to fear Voldemort is anyone’s guess, when all he does is stand around and talk, occasionally killing someone or ordering his band of criminally inept Death Eaters to bungle something.”

Ben: Excuse me! That’s like saying all Hitler did was stand around and talk.

Jamie: I – can I just say, I completely agree with you, Ben, on this point. The whole – people are terrified of stuff they don’t know about. If – the person who wrote this, I think if you read any type of literature from the Nazi era or Mussolini or any type of dictatorship now, you realize that it’s living in fear, which is this thing that does people in it. It hasn’t got anything to do with what happens in public. It’s being terrified that your neighbor will tell on you, and you’ll come back and see the Dark Mark, which is obviously the wizard analogy, over your door. It’s politics of fear. That’s why Voldemort is a perfect villain. Not perfect in the literary sense. I agree that there are better written villains, but he’s by no means a bad villain just because of the way he talks, when she’s writing for a particular audience.

Ben: Anyway, sorry, go on. Continue, Andrew.

Andrew:

“You think someone could just sneak up on him during one of his monologues and take him out if they weren’t all cowering in their homes, fearing what the author had told them about him instead of what he had actually done. If Voldemort was any sort of villain, he wouldn’t have gone down so easily over several points in the series, to children. Now would I rather my own children, should I have any, read ‘Harry Potter’ than most of the other trash about teen angst and relationships that might be available to them? Of course. But would I hold it up as an example of solid literature, one that deserves to have college courses based on it? Of course not. Twists, turns and foreshadowing in the plot are not deep thinking or profound analyses of the human condition. They are merely signs of clever writing, something you can find in many video games, although I would argue that there are video games with more depth to them than ‘Harry Potter.’ While ‘Harry Potter’ is, due to its gripping story and wide cast of likeable side characters, certainly an enjoyable read, it does not deserve to be held as anything more than a staggeringly popular book for children.”

Micah: Wow.

Ben: Wow.

Micah: Wow, can I ask a question though? She says twists, turns and foreshadowing in the plot are not deep thinking or profound analysis of the human condition, yet all we do is analysis and you listen to this show. So aren’t you kind of contradicting yourself?

Andrew: Yeah that’s what I’m kind of wondering, well maybe we’re not analyzing deep…

Ben: Well she’s taking a shot at us then…

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: …if the series itself isn’t deep then any analysis we do couldn’t be deep either.

Jamie: I think she brings up – it is a valid point but I think it’s not the best literary stuff ever but she says it is an engaging book but her being at liberty to publish her work is all very good now, but any writer knows how hard it is to get anything out of the door with like twenty-five rejection letters so the fact that it’s achieved commercial success means it has achieved a standard that obviously deserves recognition.

Andrew: I think that’s one of the biggest issues with people recognizing the Harry Potter series as what I believe to be the remarkable, well-written book series that it is. It’s become so popular, people think it’s popular because it’s popular. You know what I mean? It’s just this thing, it’s just what’s in. But people don’t realize – people who haven’t read the books don’t realize how great the stories are, you know what I’m saying?

Jamie: No, but it is a black swan, she brings up a – do you guys know the black swan thing?

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: Yeah.

Jamie: I was reading about it. It is a black swan because there are books like it that haven’t got as popular and it has just got extremely popular. Whether that’s down to the great writing which some people would argue or the fact that it just appeals to children, no one ever knows. It’s like Hemingway didn’t get popular when he was still alive but after he died he got extremely popular. So genius is completely dependent on the culture around you. I think…

Ben: I don’t think popularity determines genius.

Jamie: No, no, it doesn’t. Exactly, that’s what I’m saying. To a reader now, James Joyce is not going to be a particularly good read, I don’t think. I personally wouldn’t choose to read it. I don’t doubt he’s a genius for writing what he did or Tolstoy or something like that. But I think if I was going to write a book that I wanted to get published now, I wouldn’t go that ten thousand page thing. You have to go for something snappy, you have to go for something readable with today’s fast-paced society and that’s a lot harder than writing epic novels and what she has done, which is create seven books, is genius because ask any author how hard it is to get that amount of money pumped into you is damn hard. I think she has to be commended on that, but I do agree that some of the twists and turns are written for children and will always be written for children.

Andrew: I agree with that, I agree. But there is something about the Harry Potter series – and maybe we could talk about this more next week, I’m sure we’ll get some feedback about this – that really is incredible and I think, like Anna says in her e-mail, the characters are fantastic, the plot is fantastic, and there are some deeper – there’s a lot of deeper meanings to a lot of things we see in the books. In terms of love – the Horcrux stuff, I thought was pretty deep…

Ben: I would like to see a – when she says “forced symbolism,” I’d like to hear her justification – her explanation of what’s unforced symbolism.

Andrew: Yeah.

Ben: Because I think – like Andrew like you were saying, I think there are a lot of deeper points to this and the whole idea of overcoming death and all those things. That’s not forced, in my opinion.

Andrew: Yeah. Maybe…

Jamie: Symbolism is very basic and primal as well. You get new ways of saying symbolism, you don’t really get new symbolism.

Andrew: Maybe we just do such a good job of explaining the symbolism on the show that it looks forced…

Jamie: I doubt that.

Andrew: …but really we’re just genius. I’m kidding. So yeah, send in your feedback about this e-mail. Anna, feel free to send in more and we have your IP address so we’ll know if it’s not actually you, so nobody send in fake e-mails, but we do look forward to seeing what people think about this. It’s certainly an interesting point to discuss and listen, we’re not going to be – we love the Harry Potter series, but we certainly entertain people writing in and looking for, you know…

Ben: Dissenting opinions.


Announcement: Podcast Alley


Andrew: Dissenting – thank you. Okay, so a couple announcements before we wrap up the show today. Don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. We ask you all the time, and this episode is no different.

Micah: It’s a new month.

Andrew: It is Fugglecast February. [laughs]

Micah: [laughs] What?

Jamie: Hey!


Announcement: Infinitus 2010


Andrew: Oh no no, MuggleCast Mebruary. It’s actually funnier if we change the first letter of MuggleCast, so FuggleCast February. We’ll start doing that instead. And also a reminder we will be at Infinitus2010.org, they’ve actually recently…

Ben: We’re going to be at the website?

[Jamie laughs]

Andrew: Well actually, Ben, I guess – you asked me earlier if we’re doing a podcast and I said we can’t confirm or deny at this time, but actually we can because they put up a rough schedule of events. They put up a preliminary schedule and we’re currently scheduled to have a MuggleCast podcast on Friday, July 16th at 5:30 PM. So yes, we will be at Infinitus, we will be doing a podcast. We encourage you all to come, it will be in Orlando, Florida from July 15th to the 18th, in the resort, in the Universal Orland resort, which is where the Wizarding World of Harry Potter theme park is. We’ll go all over together to ride the rides together. We’ll be having a great time! We’ll be doing panels and hanging out with everyone.


Show Close


[Outro music begins]

Andrew: Oh, such a good time!

Ben: How much time do you think – how many days – are we going to go to the Wizarding World for multiple days?

Andrew: Maybe – At least two.

Ben: At least two. Now, could you see yourself spending all day every day, like ten hours a day there?

Andrew: No. No!

Ben: Would that be weird?

Andrew: Because there are only three rides. [laughs] So…

Ben: Oh, really? Imagine how long those lines are.

Andrew: I know, there’s going to be long lines, there’s going to be long waits.

Jamie: Right, yeah. We’ll be waiting forever.

Andrew: There’ll be three rides…

Jamie: Not that many…

Andrew: …a few shops. And I think one restaurant. And I bet they’ll have other little things going on…

Ben: Now is the Butterbeer going to have any alcohol in it?

Andrew: No.

Ben: What?!

Andrew: No.

Jamie: Ben, Ben…

Andrew: You can add your own.

Jamie: You could hook up with Yega.

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: Have a Yega Butterbeer going. That would be insane.

Andrew: Only if you’re 21. So, again Infinitus2010.org. Register, we’ll see you there. It’ll be an amazing time. People have been there, to these Harry Potter cons before. Everybody loves them they’re a lot of fun. We should talk about it more, in depth, maybe on an upcoming episode. Okay, so before we let everybody go, we want to remind you MuggleCast.com is a site where you can get all your information you need pertaining to the site. Just don’t forget you can follow us on Twitter.com/MuggleCast

Ben: Or Twitter.com/BenSchoen.

Jamie: Or Twitter.com/LawrenceJamie.

Andrew: Or Facebook.com/MuggleCast. And you can also visit the MuggleCast website to write an e-mail to us, which we love. We love to hear from you. Just go to MuggleCast and click on contact at the top.

Ben: It better be good though, make it good.

Andrew: So, that does it for the show this week. Thanks again everyone for listening. I’m Andrew Sims.

Ben: I’m Ben Schoen.

Jamie: I am Jamie Lawrence.

Micah: And I am Micah Tannenbaum.

Andrew: We’ll see you next time for Episode 192! Bye!

Ben: So long!

Jamie: Buh bye!

[Show music continues]


Blooper: What’s the Episode?


Andrew: Welcome, everybody, to Episode 190! Oh wait, no. Is this episode 190 or 191, Micah?

Ben: Isn’t this 200?

Andrew: No. [laughs]

Micah: It’s 191, isn’t it? You made the Haiti…

Andrew: Oh, the Haiti show was 190. Oh, I see!

Micah: Try again.


Blooper: Coaster Reeka


Jamie: Co-sta Rica. Why do you say Co-sta Rica? That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. It’s obviously Costa Rica.

[Andrew laughs]

Ben: Do you really think Costa?

Jamie: No, no. I don’t say Cah-sta, I said Costa.

Ben: Costa.

Jamie: Yeah, there you go Ben that’s perfect! Now try again.

Ben: Costa.

[Jamie laughs]

Andrew: This is exactly what I was talking about.

Jamie: Perfect.

Transcript #190

MuggleCast 190 Transcript


Show Intro


[Intro music begins]

Andrew: Oh, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to MuggleCast Live! And, oh my goodness, people are spamming the chat with – [laughs] that’s uncalled for. Please don’t spam the chat people. Thank you Andrew Slack for that warm opening message. And we are here today – we’re speaking to a new audience this afternoon, for some of you at least. So we’d like to introduce ourselves to those of you who are watching us for the first time. This is MuggleCast. MuggleNet.com’s Harry Potter podcast. I am Andrew Sims and I am joined by my friends who have been podcasting with me all the way since the – since the dawn of 2005, Jamie, Eric, Micah, Matt. Hello! Hello.

Jamie: Hey!

Matt: Hey.

Andrew: Hey, hey, hey! Micah? Eric?

Jamie: Thanks for stopping by.

Andrew: Oh Jamie thank you! Jamie, hello from the other side of the world.

Jamie: Hello. Everyone’s helping Haiti heal today aren’t they?

Andrew: That is…

Jamie: It’s not just people in America.

Andrew: Of course, Jamie, of course.

Jamie: I wonder where we’ve got people from – where our farthest person is away, listening now.

Andrew: Well, away from who?

Jamie: Well, oh yeah!

[Andrew and Jamie laugh]

Matt: What are you basing this on Jamie?

Jamie: All right. Away from Haiti then.

Andrew: Away from Haiti.

Jamie: How far – whose the farthest..

Andrew: All over the world.

Jamie: …away from there.

Eric: I’m pulling up Google maps now.

Andrew: I see a lot of people are – are submitting their locations via the chat, but as Andrew Slack said we’re here today to raise money for recovery efforts in Haiti. When you donate money you’ll be eligible to win some great items, and we’ve all been looking through the list prior to starting the show today. Some really cool stuff at the – to get to the prizes you go to TheHPAlliance.org/Haiti and you’ll find a link there to the prizes. And you’ll also see a list of rules and how to donate. So great stuff. Any stuff that was interesting to you guys that you’re going to be donating – you’ll be donating money to get in the running to win those prizes?

Jamie: I quite like the sort of difference between them. Like there’s not only Harry Potter stuff, there’s stuff from like True Blood and Heroes and stuff like that. It’s…

Andrew: Right.

Jamie: …a cool little auction. It really is.

Andrew: Matt, you’re a big True Blood fan.

Matt: I’m a huge True Blood fan!

Andrew: So are you going to be donating for that category?

Matt: Maybe. I’m still trying to save up.

Andrew: [laughs] Save up. More – more money to donate to Haiti.

Matt: Well, I hope.

Andrew: Okay, that’s fine.

Jamie: You’d better start saving up quickly.

Matt: I know. I’m – I’m actually looking at my stocks right now and the stocks are going up, right now.

[Andrew and Jamie laugh]

Jamie: You going to sell those Google shares?

Matt: Yes!


Jamie’s Challenge


Andrew: So he’s ready to donate. So here’s what – here’s what’s going on. If you’re listening to this – even after the live event you can still donate. Again TheHPAlliance.org/Haiti. We need your donations now, that is the most critical thing, and we’ll be updating you on the total amount raised every so often throughout this program. Special to MuggleCast fans – first of all, actually, [laughs] I think we’re going to have to adjust this. We had a deal – we were going to say if we raised a thousand dollars in the MuggleCast hour, Jamie would be doing something specifically to MuggleCast fans. But we have already raised nine hundred dollars. [laughs] So…

Jamie: Oh right.

Eric: We better make it…

Andrew: …I don’t think a thousand. Yeah. How about five thousand? Ten thousand…

Jamie: Five thousand sounds – ten thousand’s a lot of money! I don’t know, ten thousand is a lot. I don’t know – perhaps we can do it. Well, what…

Andrew: Okay, well – go ahead.

Jamie: Well, what I was planning on doing is for everyone listening who isn’t a regular listener – quite awhile ago I made a bet – quite a stupid bet I think – I think it was this one where I said if Harry died or if he didn’t die or something, I would eat a certain amount of sausages. And then for some reason that didn’t happen – probably because I was quite confident in what I said was going to happen – and then it didn’t happen – but then I realized I couldn’t eat fifty sausages – I don’t know if anyone can. But anyway, before that I made a different bet and I said I was going to eat five Big Macs and I ended up doing that and it’s on YouTube. If you search on YouTube you’ll be able to find it.

Andrew: But now you don’t eat meat anymore, so what are you going to do this time?

Jamie: I don’t – well, no, no – I do eat meat. I just eat organic, healthy meat from…

Andrew: Oh, okay.

Jamie: …nice animals who haven’t been hurt and tortured and stuff. So, yeah – I’m going to eat five home-grown burgers – homemade burgers. Huge burgers – absolutely huge.

Andrew: Okay.

Jamie: Massive. More than anyone could ever think of. If it reaches, what? Five thousand?

Andrew: Five thousand dollars. That’s what we’ll do.

Eric: And you’ll videotape the whole thing.

Jamie: Yeah, and I’ll film my pain. Film my pain and torture for the world to see.

Andrew: So there we go.

Jamie: And it will be torturous.

Andrew: [laughs] All right, so let’s get to the news as always – as we do here on MuggleCast. And we’re going to update everyone on the latest Harry Potter news stories and discuss them and what not. So, Micah, what’s been going on buddy?


News: Helping Haiti Heal


Micah: Well, you guys were just talking about helping Haiti heal and donating money and one of the big things that the Harry Potter fandom seems to be so good about is coming together around important causes. And there was another auction that was held on eBay very recently for a signed Deluxe Edition of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling and Mary GrandPre…

Andrew: Right.

Micah: And it ended up selling for over $5,400. And there were other prizes that were included in this package, but sort of the main attraction was this series signed by J.K. Rowling and Mary GrandPre.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: So just another amazing example of how this fandom comes together around good causes.

Andrew: Exactly. I was so close – I bid $5,412 and someone beat me out by just a dollar.

Jamie: Oh, Andrew.

Matt: A dollar?

Andrew: I’m just kidding.

Eric: Now you wish you had…

Matt: Wait, where did you get $5,000?!

Andrew: Yeah, I’m just kidding. I didn’t actually…

Jamie: Well, Andrew, I think if you were going to bid for that and you were going to bid 5,412, perhaps you should – donate that now.

Andrew: Give it to Haiti now. That’s right.

Jamie: 5,412, yeah.

Andrew: What can I get for that? 5,000 – that’s a lot.

Eric: Well, Jamie would eat hamburgers. [laughs]

Andrew: We actually haven’t mentioned this yet. At least for Harry Potter fans, what is the greatest item that was donated for this cause today was donated by J.K. Rowling herself. It’s a signed set of U.K. edition Harry Potter books, all signed by J.K. Rowling. There’s also a little card she included that says, “Thank you for helping Haiti,” and she signed that as well so, amazing prize. You can donate $100 to be eligible to win that. Just because you donate a hundred doesn’t mean you automatically win it. You’ll be entered into a pool, and we’re going to randomly select one person out of that pool to receive the prize. So, excellent item.

Matt: Nice.

Andrew: I’m thinking about doing it. I’m thinking about doing it. I’ve donated some money to Haiti and may donate some more to be eligible for that prize. Anyway, what else is going on, Micah?


News: Deathly Hallows Composer Revealed


Micah: Well, probably the biggest news in the Harry Potter world this past week was that we finally have a composer for at least the first part of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Alexandra…

Andrew: Alexandre.

Matt: Alexandre.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: Alexandre, sorry.

Andrew: It’s a dude.

Micah: Alexandre, uh… Deplah. I hope my French is…

Andrew: Desplat.

Matt: Desplat.

Eric: Desplat?

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: That’s the Americanized version.

Matt: No, it’s how it’s pronounced.

Andrew: Alexandre Desplat is the actual…

Matt: Despla-a-a.

Jamie: Desplat.

Andrew: Depla.

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: I don’t know about that…

Andrew: No, no. We’re positive.

Matt: No, it is.

Micah: All right…

Andrew: [laughs] Sorry.

Micah: Anyway, he has also scored The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Julie & Julia, The Golden Compass, and The Twilight Saga: New Moon.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: So I want to know what you guys think about this. You guys have, I’m sure, seen at least one of those other movies. Do you think he’s right for the part?

Andrew: Matt, you’re a big composer – score-er buff.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: What did you think of this?

Matt: Well, I love Al – I’m just going to call him Alex. I love Alex’s work.

[Micah laughs]

Matt: I think he does really great, especially romantic pieces.

Andrew: Mhm.

Matt: And he has done some pretty good action sequences too, but I was really hoping for John Williams. I mean, I was willing to bet fifty Big Macs, just like Jamie, that he was going to be back…

Jamie: Ooh!

Matt: …because he wasn’t doing anything.

Jamie: Why didn’t you?

Matt: Well, because…

Andrew: He lives up to his promises.

Matt: Recently he signed up for Stephen Spielberg’s Tintin.

Andrew: And that’s going to be taking up his time.

Matt: And that’s going to take up a lot of his time, so it makes sense why he’s not going to do Deathly Hallows.

Andrew: But Eric, you dug up something interesting.

Eric: Yeah, I dug up something interesting from our MuggleNet News Archive, it actually was an interview of David Heyman just candidly. He was at an Apple store, I think, doing an event last July, just before Harry Potter 6 came out. He was asked specifically about John Williams scoring the seventh Harry Potter films and David Heyman said that he would actually – they’re trying to get him particularly for Part II

Andrew: Ahhh…

Eric: …to score part two. And that was an answer that Heyman gave last July. So he knew even then that there was – they were probably going to, well not obviously split – the split had been announced by then but they’re looking for John Williams to score the second part…

Matt: Right.

Eric: …which, in my opinion, actually makes more sense…

Andrew: Definitely.

Eric: …or definitely makes sense to bring the series to a closure. You know we want John Williams in there because we want it to have…

Andrew: It will bring it full circle.

Eric: Yeah.

Matt: It is kind of interesting that when Alex was attached to do the first part, he was only attached to do the first part. Wasn’t that kind of – I mean that kind of raised a big flag.

Andrew: Well, yeah, I guess…

Jamie: It fits together though.

Matt: Yeah, it fits together nicely. I mean he probably just said, “Hey look, we’re looking for somebody to do the first part. John is interested in doing it but he’s only available for the second part”.

Andrew: Yeah, that makes sense.

Jamie: Will they work together though?

Andrew: I don’t know.

Jamie: Or are they going to do it separately, because that will be interesting.

Matt: Well, when the latest Twilight film, New Moon, came out, Andrew and I went to a little convention and Alexandre Desplat was there talking about how he scores and there was a question that asked if he does – when he was doing the sequel to Twilight, did he go back to the first score and take anything. And he said he doesn’t really do that. He doesn’t listen to anything before, he does his own thing. So I don’t know if he’s actually going to be using any of the John Williams themes.

Andrew: I think they’ll make him use Hedwig’s Theme. You have no choice but to use that.

Matt: Well, that’s kind of a given. But I don’t think he’ll stray away from that.

Andrew: I’m still unsure of how exactly Alexandre’s sound is going to fit into the Harry Potter books.

Matt: What do you mean?

Andrew: Well, how is his music, how is his style going to fit into the books?

Jamie: I’m sure he’s going to change it slightly.


Alexandre Desplat Experiment


Andrew: Sure, but I actually got curious about this last night and I decided to put together some samples and basically I realised there was only one way of knowing if Alexandre’s scoring abilities would truly match the scenes that were written by J.K. Rowling. So don’t worry guys, I took the liberty of taking some of Alexandre’s most recent work and putting it with dialogue from book seven. Do you want to take a listen to this?

Eric: Oh, this is awesome.

Jamie: I don’t this is going to reach his standards.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Well no this is his music, mixed in with scenes from Harry Potter.

Eric: Cool idea.

Jamie: If he’s done it for Gladiator, or whatever, it’s not going to work.

Andrew: Oh, I don’t know. I don’t know. Well, here, take a listen. This – I first decided to take the epilogue chapter in Book 7 and mix it in with his score from – it’s a song called “Jimmy Squirrel and Co.” and we heard this in the film Fantastic Mr. Fox. Okay? Take a listen. Take a – get a…

Matt: Just play the clip, Andrew.

Andrew: Think with an open mind.

[“Jimmy Squirrel and Co.” plays]

Andrew:

“Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first of September was crisp and golden as an apple, and as the little family bobbed across the rumbling road to the great sooty station, the fumes of car exhausts and the breath of pedestrians sparkled like cobwebs in the cold air. ‘It won’t be long and you’ll be going, too.’ Harry told her. ‘Two years,’ sniffed Lily. ‘I want to go now!’ Albus’ voice drifted back to Harry over the surrounding clamor; his sons had resumed the argument they had started in the car. ‘I won’t! I won’t be in Slytherin!’ ‘James, give it a rest!’ said Ginny. ‘You’ll write to me, won’t you?’ Albus asked his parents immediately, capitalizing on the momentary absence of his brother. ‘Every day, if you want us to.’ said Ginny. ‘Not every day,’ said Albus quickly. ‘James says most people only get letters from home about once a month.”

[Music ends]

Andrew: So what do you think?

Jamie: That was awesome.

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: I’m speechless after that.

Andrew: If you mix his existing scores in, I think they work very well and that was…

Jamie: That gave it a very kind of upbeat thing to the end of the book…

Andrew: Well, it’s happy.

Jamie: I sort of – I just – it is happy. I sat here and I was sort of drifted away to a dreamy place. [laughs]

Andrew: Thank you. That’s exactly what I was going for. Okay, I did one more because I wanted to double check my work…

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: …and I decided to – this second scene is where Ron rejoins Harry and Hermione after running away. You guys remember this from Book 7, right?

Eric: Yeah.

Matt: Yes.

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: Now, this may be a little controversial, but I had to do it. I mixed it in with his score from “The Meadow”…

[Matt gasps]

Andrew: Which can be heard in the film New Moon. Don’t judge it yet. Take a listen. I really think this works.

Eric: I’m judging, Andrew.

Jamie: I’m judging.

[“The Meadow” plays]

Andrew:

“‘You come back after weeks and you think it’s all going to be all right if you just say sorry?’ ‘Well, what else can I say?’ Ron shouted, and Harry was glad that Ron was fighting back. ‘Oh, I don’t know!’ yelled Hermione with awful sarcasm. ‘Rack your brains, Ron, that should only take a couple of seconds!’ ‘Hermione,’ injected Harry, who considered this a low blow, ‘he just saved my-‘ ‘I don’t care!’ she screamed. ‘I don’t care what he’s done! Weeks and weeks, we could’ve been dead for all he knew.’ ‘I knew you weren’t dead,’ bellowed Ron drowning her voice for the first time and approaching as close as he could with the shield charm between them. ‘Harry’s all over the ‘Prophet’ and all over the radio, they’re looking for you everywhere, all these rumors and mental stories. I knew I’d hear straight off if you were dead. You don’t know what it’s been like.’ ‘What it’s been like for you?'” [fake sobbing]

So there we go.

[Everyone laughs]

[Music ends]

Andrew: I think this was the only way to figure out if Alexandre would be good for this role.

Matt: I love how your Hermione voice kind of sounds like Stewie from Family Guy.

[Andrew laughs]

Matt: And how your Ron accent sounds like Micah’s impression – your impression of Micah.

Andrew: Well thank you. Yeah that’s yeah…

Micah: I was going to say, you definitely have a future in doing voices.

Jamie: Voice-overs, yeah.

Andrew: Thank you. But anyway, in all seriousness [laughs] putting all that joking around to the side now, I’m actually concerned about the consistency between Desplat and potentially John Williams, because if you think about it…

Eric: Why though?

Andrew: …they’re two very different composers.

Matt: But they’ve said in the past that these two parts are going to be completely different films.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: And not only that, but think about the difference between John Williams in the first two Harry Potter movies and John Williams in the third Harry Potter movie. That’s the same composer and those scores are completely different.

Matt: Completely.

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: And also he isn’t going to have a complete creative license. They’re going to be telling him. Well – you know – you should – they’ll look at his first work and they’ll be like, “Well you probably have to do this, this and this.” So there are always guidelines and best practices, so I don’t think it’s just going to be, “Do whatever you want” and John Williams will do whatever he wants, because they are going to have to link in somehow even though they are separate films.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: That said – yeah, they were – movie one is being called a, “road movie” and its – I can just imagine the score for Part II

Jamie: That’s ridiculous.

Eric: …being insane and kind of even like this with this with the final battle and all but – I don’t know how them on the run is going to translate to any score, but I think thanks to Andrew’s little gimmick there – his experiment…

Andrew: That was no gimmick! Yeah thank you! It was an experiment.

Eric: It was cool actually. It was well thought out, it was awesome, but thanks to that I have excitement.

Andrew: [laughs] Okay, what was I going to say? Oh, I hope Warner Brothers isn’t going to Desplat and being like, “Look, this is a road movie. You must make it a road movie.” and he’s like, “Oh, oui, oui! I get it yeah, yeah, yeah!”

Eric: “Oui, oui?”

[Eric and Jamie laugh]

Andrew: And he just turns it into something rodeo like, “Yee-hoo! We’re rolling down the road now!” I don’t know.

Matt: What?

Jamie: Andrew I think it’ll be awesome if they contacted you now and were like, “We think you should do the score instead of Alex”…

Andrew: [laughs] Well…

Jamie: …and then you can decide on – no go on.

Andrew: Good thing you mentioned that. I actually submitted those experimentations to Warner Brothers. Just gave them a heads up…

Eric: What they can expect from Andrew for a road movie.

Andrew: Anyway let’s keep moving! What else is going on Micah?


News: Half-Blood Prince Nominations


Micah: Well, Half-Blood Prince was in the running for seven BAFTA awards and we found out earlier this week that the sixth film was only shortlisted for two of them; Special Visual Effects and Production Design. The problem I see here is that is faces the mighty Avatar in both categories.

Andrew: Yeah. [laughs]

Jamie: The unbeatable Avatar.

Andrew: Yeah, I have a feeling this is going to be like Slumdog Millionaire, where every category it’s nominated in, you just forget it. You’re not going to win if you’re running against that – running against that film and Avatar is that film this year.

Jamie: Yeah.

Micah: Yep.

Andrew: Does anyone agree…

Micah: I’m sure we’ll find out on February 21st.

Andrew: Did you name the categories it was nominated in? Half-Blood Prince?

Micah: Yes, Special Visual Effects and Production Design.

Andrew: It’s almost a shame because, can you compare the production design between a digital film like Avatar and something like Harry Potter, that’s based on a book?

Jamie: Especially when special visual effects. You’re talking about filming from a couple of years ago to Avatar, which is supposed to have ground-breaking visual effects. So if it doesn’t win then it looks stupid.

Andrew: Exactly.

Jamie: It’s supposed to be really, really big, you can’t compare…

Matt: Well, Avatar has been in production for over ten years, wasn’t it?

Jamie: Yeah, yeah. James Cameron is slow, very slow.

Andrew: Yeah! [laughs]

Jamie: Then in Titanic he thought, “I’m going to have fifteen years off”.

[Andrew, Matt and Micah laugh]

Andrew: Hey…

Matt: Sorry.

Andrew: Before we move on, we just want to remind everybody that we are here to raise money for Haiti. TheHPAlliance.org/Haiti is the site you want to be one. If you’re watching the live stream right now, you’re on the site. You can look at the prices you can get donating. Let me get the latest total, what’re we up to here? $2,800 is the latest total.

Matt: Oh, Jamie.

Andrew: That’s excellent.

Jamie: Oh no, it’s counting down. It’s going to happen.

Andrew: Well, we have about twenty minutes left.

Micah: More than half way there Jamie.

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: Yeah. [laughs] And we’re like, five minutes in.

Andrew: Anyway, What were you going to sat next Matt?

Matt: No, I was just – I’ve been thinking. I think Harry Potter as far as an Oscar goes, they’re probably not going to win anything big until that last film. Because I’m thinking this is going to go the same way that Lord of the Rings did because when the last Lord of the Rings film was nominated, it was a clean sweep, they won eleven Academy Awards, but they barely won really anything with the previous films. So I think that maybe that might happen with Harry Potter.

Micah: Don’t we find out that soon too, I think. Speaking of the Oscars, but with these BAFTAs, what did you say these are the kind of awards to be ashamed of if you’re British?

Jamie: I didn’t say that.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Yes you did! You said that exactly, are you taking that back now?

Jamie: I didn’t – no, no, I’m taking it back because I didn’t say that. What I said was, “compared to the Oscars I wouldn’t rate the BAFTAs.” I wouldn’t tune into the BAFTAs when there was the Oscars on or anything like that. I don’t know, I don’t know. I feel a bit bad no because they’re quite a big the BAFTAs but, still.

Andrew: They are.

Jamie: I’d rather have an Oscar – sorry.

[Andrew laughs]

Andrew: I think everyone would agree with you there. Any other news Micah to talk about?


News: Some Weird Newspaper Technology


Micah: All right, last bit of news, the Universal Studios Orlando and USA Today announced that they have partnered to create a new augmented reality experience that users will be able to enjoy on their own computer. It will allow them to explore the Wizarding World of Harry Potter Theme Park like never before, and this is going to be available in the January 28th edition of USA Today. I really don’t understand how all this technology works, Andrew, so I’m going to let you explain it.

Andrew: Okay, the best way to explain this, if you have an iPhone, [laughs] the best way to explain this is if you have an iPhone that’s what I’m trying to say. They have iPhone apps that are augmented reality, so basically here’s what’s going to happen, I’m demonstrating on camera, you’re going to have the newspaper pretend this is your newspaper and you’re going to hold it up to your webcam and the USA Today website I assume, or the Wizarding World website will let you take the paper and sort of turn it around and you can see the castle from different angles. That’s what I think it’s going to be like. That’s what it should be like. That’s what augmented reality is: taking a real life object, turning it into something digital and making it look real, is that right, Jamie?

Jamie: Yeah I think so, I just saw an awesome video on YouTube a while ago where it was a guy just standing there with absolutely nothing in his hands, and then on video he was holding a rose and he could twist it around, throw it up in the air and catch it again. It was very, very cool.

Andrew: So that’s a cool thing that they are working on right now. So, when is that going to be in the paper? I think this Thursday?

Micah: Yeah, the 28th. They seem to be doing a lot now. I mean, they started last week with the Daily Telegraph. Jamie did you go out and get your free DVD and mouse pad?

Jamie: I didn’t…

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Jamie: No I didn’t, I know I’m supposed to, but I didn’t.

Andrew: He got the memo but there’s nothing new in it.

Jamie: Well yeah, and Andrew showed me a picture of the mouse pad, oh and actually, actually my real excuse: I have a laser mouse so I don’t want a mouse pad, because I can use any surface.

[Andrew laughs]

Andrew: I actually have an update, the total that I gave a few minutes ago was wrong, we’ve actually raised $4,800.

[Matt laughs]

Micah: Oh wow, that’s amazing!

Jamie: No way…

Andrew: So yeah, again all the money is being raised through TheHPAlliance.org/Haiti, go there even if you’re not listening live, go there, donate and you’ll be eligible to receive some amazing prizes, and I’ll alert everyone when once we cross $5,000.

Micah: Jamie, are you shaking more and more as the total gets closer?

Jamie: [laughs] Yeah, but it could be that everyone’s giving as much as they can and I know no one has anything left so we have to…

Andrew: I hope not!

Matt: I say we have a separate donation now for the Pepto-Bismol for Jamie after all those burgers.

Jamie: [laughs] Or a new toilet!

Andrew: All right, that does it for news, no we’re going to take a break from Harry Potter content for a moment and hear a couple of messages from, first we are going to hear from Heroes star David Lawrence, he stars in the T.V. show Heroes, he has a message about Haiti, and then a couple True Blood fan sites are – have a couple things to say as well. So we’re just going to take a quick break and listen to them real quick. First up, David.


Message from David Lawrence


David Lawrence: Hey, there! This is David Lawrence. I play the creepy, evil Eric Doyle on Heroes, among other things, and when Chris asked me to talk to you a little bit about what’s going on here, I said: “Absolutely”. And if you don’t know what Partners in Health is, they have been working in Haiti for a couple of decades now, and they’re doing so to bring what we enjoy all the time – very modern health care to the communities that you always see when you watch 60 Minutes or you watch Dateline NBC or you watch Katie Couric head on down to Haiti to cover the – the earthquake. You see basically a third world country, and they’re trying to bring them into the modern age, save some lives, and they need your help now more than ever because of the – the earthquake. It’s just insane what’s going on there. The body count is rising every day. The violence is rising. Providing health care not only saves lives but it also, it’s got a calming effect on the community. When you see people’s lives being changed, all of a sudden, your priorities shift, and if you can help out, that would be great. If you’re a Heroes fan, if you’re a Lost fan, if you’re a CSI fan, a Unit fan – any of the things that I do – please, please help them out, okay? I really appreciate it. Again, thanks.


Message from the True Blood Fansites


Audio: True Blood fans have come together to help many charitable organizations. Now we turn our attention to Haiti. Haiti is tragically experiencing human suffering at a massive level. As we stare at the images on the news and the internet, we cannot sit and do nothing. Now is the time to act. True Blood News at the Nest and Bill’s Wiki’d Women encourage fans to donate now, and we thank those who have already donated. You can make a difference and help Haiti heal.

Andrew: Okay, thank you, David Lawrence and the True Blood fan sites, for contributing those messages. There are going to be many more messages throughout the entire four hour program today, Helping Haiti Heal. This – this big event is going to be running through 6:00PM Eastern today. Sorry, I’m on the West Coast. I have to do my math. Anyway…

Matt: Math is hard.

Andrew: Normally, around this time of MuggleCast is when we start discussing the – going into some in-depth book analysis, but for the live show today, we’re going to keep things upbeat and fun, so we’re going to go into a couple fun segments to wrap up – well, for the rest of MuggleCast. And, Eric, would you like to introduce our first segment, please?

MuggleCast 190 Transcript (continued)


Veritaserum, Swelling Solution, Amortentia


Eric: Ah yes, certainly, Andrew. Our first segment – we have two segments to do on this donation show for Haiti and the first one we’re actually calling “Veritaserum, Swelling Solution, Amortentia.” You guys may be familiar with certain late night talk show hosts that do a similar game which I will not go into. But we’ve had a variation of that game for some time on MuggleCast, and we’ve actually just changed that up for this event. Basically, what’s going to happen is we’re going to be giving three characters from the Harry Potter books, and the co-hosts and possibly listeners will be able to chose which of those characters they would give Veritaserum to, which character they will give the Swelling Solution to, and which character they’ll give the love potion Amortentia. The result is that one of the characters tells you their deepest, darkest secrets, the second character grows to enormous size, and the third character falls in love with you.

Andrew: But first we – before we get into it, I have an update. We can officially announce now that we have now raised, in just 35 minutes, $5,360!

[Trumpets sound]

Matt: Yay!

Andrew: So Jamie, for the MuggleCast fans and anyone else who wants to see you eat healthy burgers – [laughs] – you better get cooking!

[Micah laughs]

Jamie: Wow, when you say it like that it doesn’t sound that exciting when you say it like that.

Andrew: [laughs] Get cooking, that’s all.

Jamie: I probably wouldn’t watch it, but watch it.

Andrew: But hey, even if you’re listening to the – the recorded version of this make sure to go to TheHPAlliance.org/Haiti and get donating. Enough money simply cannot be raised. So thank you to everyone who’s been donating and please continue to donate to be eligible for some really cool prizes. The number was just updated again – $5,500.

Matt: That is so awesome.

Andrew: So there you go. Okay so now – [laughs] – back to our segment. Let’s do a couple of examples, and then we’re going to have people call in, and our number is 1-218-206-2442. Call in when I tell you to – not yet – call. Eric Scull – no, no – no offense, but you just did the intro. Jamie, I’m going to give you three options. You have to decide which person is going to take the Veritaserum, which person is going to take the Swelling Solution, and which person is going to take the Amortentia, which is the love potion. Make sure your girlfriend is not in the room, this may create an awkward situation otherwise.

Jamie: All right, all right, all right. Go on then.

Andrew: Okay, your three choices are [laughs] Cornelius Fudge, Rufus Scrimgeour and Dolores Umbridge.

[Eric laughs]

Jamie: Oh, wow. Thanks – thanks for giving me those three.

[“Jeopardy” countdown plays]

Andrew: Well, you’re welcome.

Jamie: Oh, wow! All right – so one to fall in love – all right, I would probably want Umbridge to tell me her deepest – actually, no, no I wouldn’t. Oh, god! It’s tough. I would want Umbridge to tell me her deepest, darkest secrets because I don’t like her, and I think she has a very, very sordid past. It’s disgusting and horrible. And then I would want Cornelius – no, Rufus Scrimgeour to – no, no, no. I want Fudge to keep growing in size because he’s quite big anyway, and I think he’d reach a very funny shape if he carries on growing in size.

Andrew: That’s true.

Jamie: Then I’d want Scrimgeour to fall in love with me because I think I could end him because I don’t like him and I think he’s scrawny.

Andrew: [laughs] Okay.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Jamie: That doesn’t really make sense, that doesn’t make sense but…

Andrew: Very nice reasoning inflection.

[Matt laughs]

Jamie: Thanks.

Eric: Good job.

Matt: You want him to fall in love with you so you can kill him.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Jamie: Yeah I want to kill him. I want to give him a taste of his own medicine. I don’t – I don’t think he’s very nice. I want him to fall in love with me…

Eric: Didn’t you hear Bill Nighy, Jamie? He’s a tragic hero.

Jamie: Yeah well he’s cool, Bill Nighy. But in the books he isn’t very nice. So I’d weave him with a web of – I’d tell him I really cared for him and then I’d tell him all these things and then I’d just beat him down.

Matt: Aw, that’s sweet.

Eric: Well I – I think that – I think that your choices were great. Everybody wants more Fudge.

Andrew: [laughs] Everybody wants… [laughs] Yeah! Whoa!

Matt: Okay.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Nice joke. I get it. Okay, Micah?

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: Which one would you give Veritaserum potion? Which one would you give Swelling Solution, and which one would you give the love potion? Your three options are, now listen. Nobody’s – nobody’s going to judge you based on what you choose but we – we just need to know your answer. Your choices are Dobby the house-elf, Winky the house-elf and Kreacher.

[“Jeopardy” countdown plays]

Micah: Hmmm.

Andrew: [laughs] Which one do you want to fall in love with? Which one do you want to see grow? And which one would you like to see…

Micah: I guess I would give the Amortentia to Winky because if you look at her throughout the series I mean, she needs somebody. She really does.

Jamie: Aw Micah, that’s a bit…

[Everyone laugh]

Matt: She’s very needy though.

Jamie: A house-elf. A house-elf. You pervert.

Micah: No, she’s absolutely destroyed after what happens with Barty Crouch and she needs somebody – she needs a shoulder to cry on.

Andrew: Okay.

Jamie: Micah. Micah.

Micah: What?

Jamie: You can’t be with a house-elf. Like..

Andrew: Well, he only has – the only options are elves.

[Everyone laugh]

Matt: He doesn’t have any choices there, Jamie.

Andrew: All right. Who would you give the Swelling Solution to?

Micah: I’d give the Veritaserum to Kreacher because I think there’s a lot more to learn from him, and then I guess give the Swelling Solution to Dobby.

Andrew: All right. Okay, very good. Jamie who did you give the Veritaserum to?

Jamie: Umbridge.

Andrew: What secrets do you think she would reveal?

Jamie: Really sick ones.

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: Even though it’s not a real character. And then they – I don’t know.

Andrew: They could make some virtual reality thing out of it. Explore Umbridge’s deepest secrets.

Jamie: Yeah exactly. Yeah.


Audience Plays Veritaserum, Swelling Solution, Amortentia


Andrew: Okay now that everyone at home knows how to play, please call in. 1-218-206-2442. 1-218-206-2442. And we’ll give you some options to choose from. Now is also a good time to mention the HP Alliance and where to donate. TheHPAlliance.org/Haiti is the website that you want to be on to donate. Hello caller, can you mute your stream and then say, “Hello”.

[Caller leaves his/her stream un-muted, and Andrew’s voice repeats]

Andrew: Okay, so just so people know, here’s how it works.

[Andrew and Matt laughs]

Andrew: You’ve got to mute your stream when you’re calling in, and that way, you’re talking to us on the actual phone. Let’s try it again. Hello, caller. You’re on MuggleCast Live as part of Helping Haiti Heal. Finished, awesome. Well, we’re getting some great calls today. This is why we – hello, caller.

[Andrew’s voice echoes again]

Andrew: Hello, caller. Hello? 480, you’re live. Okay, people are just calling in and making a joke out of this. This is not a joke. Here we go. Hello, Christine. Hello, Christine.

Caller: Hello?

Andrew: Hi. You’re on MuggleCast Live.

Jamie: Hey! Someone.

Caller: Hi!

Andrew: Hi. Welcome. How much have you donated today?

Caller: So far I haven’t because I have to convince my mom to let me borrow her credit card, but…

Andrew: Oh, okay. Convince her. You’re eligible to win some great prizes and also helping a great cause at the same time.

[Caller and Matt laugh]

Andrew: But you know that.

Caller: Yeah.

Andrew: So anyway…

Jamie: Now that…

Andrew: Are you ready to play “Veritaserum, Swelling Solution, Amortentia”?

Caller: Yes.

Andrew: Okay, your three choices are – let’s see, I want to give her some good ones – okay, Bathilda Bagshot, Newt Scamander and Kennilworthy Whisp.

[“Jeopardy” countdown plays]

Caller: Okay…

Jamie: No one knows anything about them.

[Andrew and Caller laugh]

Andrew: That’s what makes it challenging.

Caller: Ummm… [laughs]

Jamie: Ooh, the clock’s running down.

Caller: Yeah, okay, so…

Andrew: No pressure.

Caller: Okay. So, I’d probably give the – wait, hold on, what are the three choices again?

Andrew: [laughs] They are Bathilda Bagshot, Newt Scamander and Kinil – Kinilithyworth – Kennilworthy Whisp.

Matt: You can’t even pronounce the name. How does she even know who he is?

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Okay. Newt Scamander wrote Fantastic Beasts

Caller: Yeah.

Eric: Kennilworthy Whisp wrote Quidditch Through the Ages, and…

Jamie: Yeah, that’s right.

Caller: Oh, okay.

Eric: Yeah.

Caller: Okay, so I’d probably want to know some of Bathilda Bagshot’s secrets because with living near the Potters and everything, she’d know a lot of cool things.

Andrew: Yeah.

Caller: And probably – the other two are kind of similar, it’s kind of…

Jamie: You should give…

Caller: I guess I’d give the Amortentia…

Andrew: Okay.

Caller: …to – Newt Scamander because…

Jamie: He’s got a cool name?

Caller: Yeah.

Andrew: He’s got a cool name.

Caller: Yeah, sure.

Andrew: There you go.

Caller: And then the last one would go to – he would just grow because…

Eric: Yeah…

Caller: I don’t know.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: I think it would be ironic if you gave Scamander the Swelling Solution because then he himself would become a fantastic beast.

[Andrew laughs]

Caller: Oh! That’s good.

Jamie: Yes he would, yeah. That’s a good answer.

Andrew: All right, well, thank you Christine for calling in and playing.

Caller: Thank you so much!

Andrew: All right, bye.

Caller: Bye!

Jamie: Buh-bye!

Andrew: That was some very serious reasoning she went into.

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: All right, let’s try one more. Hello caller, you’re on MuggleCast Live!

Caller: Hey.

Andrew: Hey, what’s your name?

Caller: My name’s Dennis.

Andrew: Have you donated any money today, Dennis?

Caller: No, not yet, but I plan on it.

Andrew: All right, excellent. Well, you know the rules; you know how to play, right?

Caller: Yep.

Andrew: Okay, here you go. Here are your three choices: Tom Riddle Jr., Barty Crouch Jr., and Bertha Jorkins. Go!

[“Jeopardy” countdown plays]

Caller: I’m sorry, what was the last one again?

Andrew: Bertha Jorkins.

Caller: I guess I would use the Veritaserum for Riddle Jr. because he seems kind of twisted. So I’d know stuff about him.

Andrew: Yes. Okay, good reasoning.

Caller: What were the two other things you had to do to them again? Sorry.

Andrew: They are Tom Riddle Jr., Barty Crouch Jr., and Bertha Jorkins.

Caller: I guess I would do, I don’t know – I guess I would do Engorgio to Bertha Jorkins because – I don’t know, she seems kind of, I don’t know…

Andrew: Good reasoning, I get it.

[Everyone laughs]

Caller: And then the last one was Barty Crouch?

Andrew: Right.

Caller: And what was the last thing again? To happen to him?

Andrew: Amortentia, Swelling Solution, Veritaserum.

Eric: So it’s love potion.

Caller: So I guess I’m…

Andrew: Love potion, yeah.

Caller: So I guess I’m stuck with Barty…

[Everyone laughs]

Caller: …which kind of sucks.

Andrew: Forever and ever. Okay, Dennis. Well, thank you for playing.

Caller: All right, thank you.

Andrew: All right, bye.

Jamie: Thanks!


Make the Connection


Andrew: Okay, well let’s move along now to our final segment for today, and then we’ve got to wrap it up. I think – yeah, we should. This next segment, “Make the Connection”, we actually haven’t done this in a while. And Jamie…

Jamie: No, we haven’t.

Andrew: Jamie started this segment, so we’re going to bring it back. Let’s stick with us doing it.

Jamie: Yeah, all right.

Eric: Okay!

Micah: That’s probably the best idea, yeah.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: You never know what Jamie’s going to come up with.

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: Oh, I’ve got some good ones today, I tell you.

Andrew: So, here’s how it works, for those of you who don’t know. Jamie names something – it could be something completely random. By the way, I should mention, I have a brand new co-host here at the MuggleCast studio. She’s a new full-time co-host, her name is the Fat Lady. And hello Fat Lady, would you like to make any first words for your first appearance on MuggleCast?

The Fat Lady: Password?

Andrew: Who said that?

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Andrew: That was creepy!

Jamie: Andrew, can she see you when you’re changing and going to bed and stuff?

Andrew: Yeah, she stares at me night and day and wakes me up in the morning.

Jamie: How rude.

Andrew: Yeah, it’s quite creepy. Anyway, I just like having her here. So how it works is Jamie will name a random object – it could be something completely random. And we have to make a connection to Harry Potter with it, in any way, shape or form. It’s quite – it can be quite challenging. So Eric, why don’t you take the first one? You’re usually good at spinning these.

Jamie: No, Andrew, Andrew – it can’t. It can’t, because I’ve made special ones for certain people.

Andrew: Ooh!

Jamie: So Micah…

Andrew: Okay then, go ahead.

Jamie: I’ve given you a really hard one.

Matt: [laughs] Okay.

Jamie: But…

Andrew: Go ahead.

Jamie: So I thought we’d start stuff off with a really, really easy one – which I think this one should go to Eric. Which you said anyway so it doesn’t matter, but Eric, you have to make a connection between Harry Potter and Twilight.

[Matt laughs]

Jamie: Just to get stuff rolling.

Eric: Between Harry Potter and Twilight?

Andrew: Yes.

Jamie: Yeah.

[“Jeopardy” countdown plays]

Eric: Jeez, I have to forfeit this one, Jamie. I can’t think of a single comparison.

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Eric: The wicked characters in Twilight, well Bella Swan are just so – they don’t stick up for themselves, they have no – they have all sorts of issues, they’re not independent women and I think that J.K. Rowling has made a point of really enforcing that, the strong will of female characters. Let’s just say the supernatural – and werewolves! Werewolves are the connection.

Jamie: Werewolves, there you go. There you go.

Andrew: All right.

Eric: Well actually – technically they’re shape shifters, if you read Twilight.

Jamie: Well, people on the chat are saying the obvious one – which I didn’t actually think of – which is Robert Pattinson, which I guess is an actual connection.

[Andrew laughs]

Andrew: That’s a very good connection.

Eric: That’s an actual connection, yeah.

Jamie: That’s a proper connection, isn’t it?

Andrew: All right, what’s your next one?

Jamie: All right Eric, that was pretty good. All right Matt, here’s a special one for you, which I’m sure you’ll realize why as soon as I say it. You have to make a connection between Harry Potter and being on The Price Is Right, and specifically being asked to come down. So the actual connection is between Harry Potter and being asked to come down, rather than just The Price Is Right.

Andrew: For those of you who don’t know, Matt was on The Price Is Right about a year ago. So go ahead, Matt, make the connection.

[“Jeopardy” countdown plays]

Matt: I’m the worst with this game, because I still don’t know how to play this after three years. Okay. Make a connection in general or in the series?

Jamie: Whatever you want, it’s up to you.

Matt: Well I’m going to say if – okay, Harry Potter, being one of the Triwizard Tournament, his – the one thing he had to do was had to be on The Price Is Right and be a contestant and being so popular, he was the one who got called down and all of the other Triwizard champions didn’t get called down.

Andrew: Or you could have just said he got selected…

Jamie: Yeah. That’s all right, that’s all right.

Andrew: You could have said he was selected as one of – he was one of the four contestants, like there’s four contestants on The Price Is Right.

Matt: Yeah, that’s what I said.

[Andrew laughs]

Matt: That’s exactly what I meant, there you go.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: That is actually what he said.

Andrew: Oh, okay. Whew! All right, good. All right…

Jamie: All right, that’s pretty good, yeah…

Matt: Yeah…

Jamie: All right, Andrew this one’s for you…

Andrew: Okay.

Jamie: Because you like this song, I think, so. You have to make a connect between Harry Potter and the song “Poker Face” by Lady Gaga.

Andrew: Oh, no. I would have to bring up lyrics, and/or play the song.

Jamie: Aww…

Andrew: To help…

Jamie: But, how about the concept of having a poker face?

[“Poker Face” by Lady Gaga starts to fades in]

Andrew: The concept – well as we know, Lady Gaga’s whole thing is, she’s always hiding behind the mask, and I feel like the Death Eaters are comparable to Lady Gaga and what…

Jamie: Oh yeah that’s not bad, yeah.

Andrew: They’re always hiding behind their poker face, and so I suppose the connection would be – Lady Gaga is always trying to hide from the fame, as are the Death Eaters. And I bet they play poker in their spare time.

Micah: Or you could have said Snape…

Jamie: Andrew, that was not bad.

Matt: Not fair, you knew this – you already had this prepared.

Andrew: I didn’t – I just – Jamie, have you given this list to anyone?

Jamie: No what? – no, no, apart from on the thing.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: It’s in the schedule.

Andrew: I don’t have the schedule up. I did not cheat.

Micah: Snape would have been a good one, too.

Jamie: Well Andrew, I thought that was pretty good.

Andrew: Thanks.

Jamie: I thought that was academic.

Andrew: Thank you. Why Snape, Micah?

Micah: Well I mean, he’s got to have a poker face all the time, doesn’t he?

Andrew: [laughs] Oh, that’s true.

Matt: Oh yeah.

Micah: So people don’t know which side he’s on.

Jamie: Oh yeah, that’s true. Yeah.

Andrew: [sings] “My, my, my, my, Snape Face.”

Jamie: That doesn’t work as well, but… [laughs]

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: No? My Severus face…

Matt: Se, se, se, Severus face.

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: That’s all right, yeah.

Andrew: Okay, and I guess…

Jamie: All right. Micah. On to Micah now. Micah I hope you forgive me for giving you this one. This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Okay? All right you have to make a connect between Harry Potter and the act of asking a street performing stick insect to operate a piece antique farm machinery.

[“Jeopardy” countdown plays]

[Andrew and Matt]

Micah: Well, you know, I guess you could compare Xenophilius Lovegood to a performing stick insect. And – I have no idea. Maybe…

Andrew: Well…

Micah: …publishing The Quibbler on that piece of machinery he had at his house?

Andrew: Oh, okay. That’s good.

Micah: [laughs] No? I mean I don’t know what else to go with.

Jamie: I don’t know. I think that’s pretty good.

Andrew: That’s – that’s good enough. [laughs]

Jamie: That’s good enough, yeah.

Andrew: I like how we go from Lady Gaga to insects with machines on the street.

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: By the way, TheHPAlliance.org/Haiti so far has raised $7,400!

[Trumpets sounds]

Andrew: Very good. Can we get to 10,000 in the next few minutes? May be hard.

Jamie: That’d be awesome if we do…

Matt: Hey Jamie, Jamie, How about double or nothing?

Jamie: Yeah definitely, definitely. I was thinking that – yeah, ten burgers. Ten burgers and $10,000.

Andrew: All right, by some extreme power if we can raise $2,500 in the next five minutes, because that’s how much time we have left. Then Jamie will go double or nothing.

Jamie: It goes double, aw, ten burgers, and then…

Andrew: That’s kind of unfair. That’s unfair. [laughs]

Matt: Yeah, I mean, regardless Jamie, you’re still eating the five.

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: I’m still eating five, whatever happens. Yeah, whatever happens from now on.

Andrew: Okay, so where are we? Okay, Eric. He is the final one today I do believe?

Micah: No, he already went.

Andrew: Oh.

Eric: Yeah, Jamie gave me the first one. Twilight.

Andrew: Oh, oh yeah.

Jamie: The first one.

Andrew: I completely forgot. So we’re done.

Eric: So you’re giving me another one? No.

Andrew: Are we done?

Micah: Yeah.

Jamie: Yeah, we’re done.

Andrew: All right, excellent. Well I think that actually wraps up the show today. I hate to say it. Any other comments from you guys about raising money for Haiti?

Jamie: Give generously.

Andrew: Give generously.

Matt: Yeah.


Show Close


Andrew: Yes. And I’ve got to say thank you to everyone who has been involved with the planning of this. There has been so many people – of course the HP Alliance, you saw Andrew Slack at the beginning of this, Melissa Anelli from The Leaky Cauldron has put in a tireless amount of work with this – so many other people as well. I can’t even name all of them but – there’s going to be a credits page at the end of the show and maybe we’ll – everyone who’s played a part in this – and hey, there’s still three hours of fantastic show to – still to come. I just wanted to let everyone know how appreciative we are of what everybody’s been doing here, and I think that’s about it for us. But coming up – coming up next, a message from Draco and the Malfoys, and they’ll be followed by the wizard rock band Justin Finch-Fletchley. And then you’ll be hearing from a visiting scientist at MIT who discusses Haiti, and he’ll be followed by Hogwarts Radio, The Harry Potter Alliance and The Leaky Cauldron’s PotterCast, and in between all those will be lots of wizard rock and more special appearances. So much, so much! There’s so much so don’t go away and – for now – we’re going to throw it to Draco and the Malfoys and I just want to say – Eric, Micah, Jamie and Matt, thanks for being a part of this.

Jamie: Thank you.

Eric: Thanks for having us on, Andrew.

Micah: Yeah, thanks.

Andrew: Oh, you’re welcome. It was…

Matt: Pickles.

Andrew: It was [laughs] Pickles – that was a very…

Jamie: [laughs] Pickles!

Andrew: …tough decision. Now – anyway…

Micah: Or Bobfail.

Andrew: Bobfail, yes. People have been speaking to Bobfail – again…

Jamie: I don’t even know what Bobfail is yet.

Andrew: We’ll educate you after the show…

Jamie: All right.

Andrew: Again, thank you – everyone so much who’s been listening, everyone who’s been donating. Right now the total is $7,500. We hope to raise much, much, much more over the next three hours – so now we will take it over Draco and the Malfoys. Good seeing everyone and stick around for much more to come!

Jamie: Bye!

Andrew: Bye!

Micah: Bye.

Matt: Bye guys!

Andrew: Eric, say bye. Not leaving until you say bye.

Eric: Bye guys!

Andrew: Thank you. All right.

[Jamie and Matt laugh]

Transcript #189

MuggleCast 189 Transcript


Show Intro


[Intro music begins]

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[Transition music plays]

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[“Hedwig’s Theme” plays]

Jim Dale: [as Professor McGonagall] This is Professor McGonagall welcoming you all to MuggleCast hoping you all enjoyed – Dobby! Dobby, come here! Here! Dobby! [as Dobby] Yes, I’d just like to say how very pleased I am to introduce MuggleCast to all of you! Thank you! Thank you!

[Show music begins]

Micah: Because the BAFTA’s aren’t real awards, this is MuggleCast Episode 189 for January 15th, 2010.

[Show music continues]

Andrew: Welcome back to the show, everyone. We have Micah, Matt and I here, three regulars. And also Jamie is back for the first time in a while. Hey Jamie!

Jamie: Hey! It has been a long time, hasn’t it?

Andrew: [singing] “It’s…”

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: “…been such a long time.” I’ve missed you.

Jamie: I’ve missed…

Andrew: We’re all…

Jamie: …you too…

Andrew: …happy…

Jamie: …Andrew.

Andrew: …to have you back.

Jamie: I’m pleased to be back. Everything has changed so much, hasn’t it? But…

Andrew: Really?

Jamie: …some things still stay the same.

Andrew: Oh, yes, of course. MuggleCast is our constant in life.

Jamie: MuggleNet is not though, is it? Isn’t it going to 2.0 soon?

Andrew: [laughs] Yes!

Jamie: [laughs] That’s a trendy word! That’s a trendy word! 2.0!

Andrew: [laughs] It’s cool, yeah. We’ll talk about that in a little bit. It’s pretty exciting stuff we have…

Jamie: Cool.

Andrew: …going on. And also joining us this week is Andrea. And most of you may recognize her name from MuggleNet. She’s been writing news posts for us for – what, a few months now, Andrea?

Andrea: Almost…

Andrew: How long…

Andrea: …a year…

Andrew: …have you been…

Andrea: …I think, actually, yeah.

Andrew: Almost a…

Andrea: A year.

Andrew: …year?

[Andrea laughs]

Andrew: Oh. Well, there you go. Well, welcome to the show. It’s great to have you…

Andrea: Thanks…

Andrew: …on.

Andrea: …for having me. I’m excited.

Andrew: Yeah. Laura – Jamie, I don’t know if you know this. Laura went to Costa Rica.

Jamie: No way? Really?

Andrew: Yeah…

Jamie: Sophie has…

Andrew: …to study…

Jamie: …been there.

Andrew: …abroad for a semester.

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: So…

Jamie: Cool.

Matt: With…

Jamie: Very cool.

Matt: …the natives.

Andrew: [laughs] With the natives.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: To have a grasp upon the country. [laughs]

Micah: She’s going to teach them podcasting.

Andrew: Yes.

Jamie: [laughs] Oh…

Andrew: That’s her…

Jamie: …yeah.

Andrew: …mission. She’s bringing podcasting into – she bought up an entire Apple store supply of iPods and she’s going to saturate that…

Jamie: That is…

Andrew: …country with…

[Andrea laughs]

Jamie: …dedication for you.

Andrew: It is.

Jamie: [laughs] That can’t have been cheap.

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Andrew: It’s very noble. So we have a lot to get to on the show today. We also have the final installment of Chapter-by-Chapter for Chamber of Secrets. We’re getting that book out of the way. It’ll be our third book finished in our Chapter-by-Chapter series. I’m Andrew Sims.

Jamie: I’m Jamie Lawrence.

Micah: I’m Micah Tannenbaum.

Matt: I’m Matt Britton.

Andrea: And I’m Andrea Salazar.

[Show music continues]

Andrew: Micah, it’s our first show of 2010 and there’s lots of interesting news items to discuss this week.


News: Deathly Hallows Charity Auction


Micah: Well, first piece of news there’s a Deathly Hallows Deluxe Edition that’s been signed by J.K. Rowling and Mary GrandPre that’s up for charity auction on eBay and one hundred percent of the winning amount is going to be donated to two not-for-profit organizations. Fifty percent is going to be going to the National Multiple Sclerosis Society, the mid-Florida chapter, and the other fifty percent is going to be donated to Habitat for Humanity in Sarasota. So, not only would you win this copy of Deathly Hallows Deluxe Edition signed by J.K. Rowling and Mary GrandPre, but there’s a number of others prizes that are included and it says donated by Alivan’s you get a wand, a cloak, and a scarf, signed copies of MuggleNet’s What Will Happen In Harry Potter Seven, because you know, nobody knows at this point…

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: And Harry Potter Should Have Died, two MuggleNet shirts, a signed copy of Melissa Anelli’s Harry, A History, and a National Multiple Sclerosis Society t-shirt and wristband. The auction runs until, I think it’s next Thursday, January the 21st and as of right now there’s 24 bids and $1,825 is the highest bid…

Jamie: Nice.

Micah: …right now.

Andrew: Yeah, yeah. I actually – this is a really nice collection of items, I mean obviously the best item here is the signed Deathly Hallows Deluxe Edition. Mary GrandPre even went so far as to include – she drew a sketch of Harry in it, which is really cool.

Jamie: Is it good? Oh yeah, of course…

[Everyone laughs]

Jamie: …I forgot that, yeah.

Micah: Is this her thing though? I mean it’s in Florida and I know she’s from Florida because when I was reading I was going to say, “National Multiple Sclerosis Society Scotland” by accident but I caught myself.

Andrew: Oh.

Micah: So I was just wondering – maybe is this her doing?

Andrew: I’m not – what do you mean? Well, no, this kid who put it together – Daniel – it was all him.

Micah: Oh, okay.

Andrew: Yeah, he had been in contact with us a few weeks ago and that’s how he got the MuggleNet books and the t-shirt. But actually… [laughs] I posted this on MuggleNet and I was like, you know what this is really nice, I kind of want this. So I placed a bid…

Micah: Did you?

Andrew: …and I was quickly outbid. I bid up to 700 dollars.

Micah: Wow.

Jamie: Did you Andrew? Oh you’re rolling in it! You…

[Everyone laughs]

Jamie: You can – you can…

Andrew: Well…

Jamie: …buy me something.

Andrew: …the reason I bid so high was I knew I wasn’t going to win. And – and I hadn’t even reached the reserve price. And as of right now, it’s at eighteen hundred dollars and the reserve has still not been met.

Jamie: I wonder if he’s put it as like ten million or something.

Andrew: Yeah, it’s probably a lot. He says he expects for it to go for between three and four grand so I guess it’s in there somewhere but – the reserve, for anyone who doesn’t know, means that someone can set a price on eBay and not allow it to sell unless it reaches that certain price.

Jamie: That would have been so funny if you’d won and you didn’t have the money to pay for it and…

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: There’s like all – all this coverage from around the world that are like “altruistic Harry Potter fan makes surprising bid on eBay” and then it’s like…

[Jamie and Matt laugh]

Jamie: How’d you plan to pay for this, Andrew?

Andrew: “I thought I could afford it!”

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: I would have asked Ben to go in with me or I’d run off to Vegas and try to – try to win some money.

Jamie: Try to win it, yeah.

Andrew: But, yeah, this is a really great auction and there’s a link on MuggleNet if anyone’s interested in bidding. Obviously a lot of money but the – the collection is a very nice collection of items.

Micah: We’d like to remind you again that today’s podcast is brought to you by Audible.com, the leading provider in spoken word entertainment. Audible has over thirty-five thousand titles to choose from to be downloaded and played back anywhere, just like MuggleCast. Log on to AudiblePodcast.com/MuggleCast to get a free audio book download of your choice when you sign up today. Again, go to AudiblePodcast.com/MuggleCast for your free audio book.

Andrew: What else is going on, Micah?


News: Theme Park Update


Micah: Well, there are finally some details beginning to emerge about the Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey dark ride at Universal’s Wizarding World of Harry Potter theme park.

Matt: Ooh!

Micah: Screamscape reported earlier this week that the ride system inside Hogwarts Castle is installed and functional. However, all the scenery and special effects still need to be installed, programmed and tested extensively before we will see the ride open. They go on to reveal that your ride experience will begin and end with an interesting little effect that will transport you through the use of the Floo Network, a giant fireplace and green flames.

Jamie: I’ll bet that’s cool. I’ll bet that’s very cool.

Matt: Oh man. That’d be awesome if it was like the Tower of Terror ride at Walt Disney World or Disneyland? Like Floo powder?

Jamie: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Andrew: I – it – yeah but when I read that I thought that was awesome – an awesome idea to travel via Floo powder. This ride, I mean, this is going to be a really impressive ride. It’s been – we still don’t have many details on it yet but it’s been described as capturing all of Harry’s – what was the word Dan Radcliffe used – something about…

Matt: Forbidden journeys?

Andrew: No, his…

[Matt and Micah laugh]

Andrew: The chaotic parts of his life. So it’s basically going to be a mash up of all these and you’re going to be thrown around through this ride as you’re, you know, avoiding the Whomping Willow and stuff like that. It should be really cool.

Matt: Is this – is Harry – are they going to have, like, animatronic Harry’s?

Andrew: I don’t know. Why?

Matt: I don’t know.

Andrew: Do you want to go make love to one?

[Andrew and Jamie laugh]

Matt: If I’m – if I have a seatbelt, then no.

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: Matt, there’d be no love in that relationship if you did that with an animatronic Harry. He’d just use you. He’d just use you for what he wants and throw you away.

Matt: Fine, they have no emotions.

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah, it should be very cool. Jamie, do you think – I mean, you are a U.K. resident. Are you going to find yourself making a trip over to Orlando?

Jamie: Probably not specifically for this ride but if I was there…

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: …or around in that area, I would absolutely make a special journey to go down there and go on it. It does sound very, very good.

Andrew: Well, yeah, I mean not just the ride but the park as a whole.

Jamie: I’d like to go, yeah. I’d just be scared that it wouldn’t live up to the hype that – because, you know, marketing nowadays, it just builds stuff up and builds stuff up…

Andrew: Right.

Jamie: …and they use such good techniques to make it sound so awesome that I just worry I’d pay my money to get there and it would just, you know, be like a fall from grace type of thing.

Andrew: Yeah. I have something to confess. I am not impressed with Hogwarts Castle.

Jamie: You aren’t, really?

Andrew: How they – because if you – it’s pretty much finished being built and, you know, there’s tons of construction photos but it’s not – one of – it’s not Hogwarts. It’s very – I don’t know. It just looks like half of Hogwarts. There’s not many big pillar – big towers, and even Steve Kloves, he admitted in the Ultimate Editions that he wasn’t happy with how Hogwarts looked in the first couple of films, and now they really have this chance to make Hogwarts look amazing to – you know, through our own eyes in person, and I don’t know…

Jamie: I doubt they can afford to, though, can they…

Matt: I know.

Jamie: …like, make it extra awesome?

Andrew: Well…

Matt: I don’t know if they have all that room to make it an ultimate Harry Potter

Jamie: And all that money. It’s still got to make money.

Matt: …Hogwarts Castle.

Andrew: Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, maybe they’ll expand later. I’m just not that impressed with it.

Matt: Well, that’s what they did in the films. Maybe they’ll do it in the park.

Jamie: Yeah. Yeah, that’s true. Yeah.

Matt: Add on to it.

Jamie: If it makes money.

Andrew: [laughs] Add on to it.

Micah: Are you not impressed because only half the castle is there?

Andrew: Yeah, basically. I mean, when you look at the construction photos, it’s – like, it’s cool.

Jamie: Just close one eye.

Matt: Are you upset it’s not to scale, Andrew?

Andrew: No, not the scale thing. I think they’re using tricks to make it look like it’s really far away by making it look really big, if that makes sense.

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: You know, never mind. I don’t want to get too deep into this conversation but, personally, I’m not – I guess we’ll have to wait to see when it actually opens up but right now it’s just like, eh.

Andrea: Do we know if we’re going to be able to walk through the castle or is it going to be like Cinderella’s Castle where there’s nothing there?

Andrew: Well, the ride is going to be based – this Forbidden Journey ride, is going to be in the castle. So, I don’t think we’re actually going to walk in it. When they first announced this park people were like, “Oh wow! We’re going to be able to go into Hogwarts and eat in the Great Hall!” But I don’t think it’s going to be like that at all. The castle is just for exterior display.

Matt: Well, it’s not a whole theme park. It’s just a land in the theme park, too, so, that was the original idea everybody was thinking that it’s a whole theme park dedicated to Harry Potter.

Andrew: Well, it still is a theme park – I mean, they’re putting two hundred million dollars into this project, so…

Matt: Right.

Andrew: It’s – it’s…

Matt: But 80 million is probably per ride or something like that.

Andrew: Yeah, I guess so.

Micah: Yeah, but I was going to ask Jamie, though, are you going to go out and get yourself a copy of the Daily Telegraph this weekend?

Jamie: Is there something free in it?

Micah: [laughs] Yeah, there actually is. There’s going to be a DVD of the theme park for promoting it.

Jamie: [laughs] Oh, right, yeah I probably will then. It’s only like twenty – fifty pence.

Andrew: But I’m wondering if this is the same thing that was included on the Half-Blood Prince DVD.

Micah: It might be.

Jamie: It probably is. I doubt they would do something new just for a newspaper.

Andrew: Yeah, yeah.

Jamie: They always give away free stuff, normally its rubbish. So, I don’t know. It might not be, it could be something new.

Andrew: The Telegraph describes the DVD as, you can watch interviews with the stars of the film series and get a sneak peek of the amazing new rides and attractions. You can also view an exclusive 3D tour of the theme park and it says brilliant interactive with you computer, including print-outs, downloads, and an interactive attraction map that’s just like the version from the films. So it sounds like the stuff we’ve seen on the DVD.

Jamie: Probably, probably just rehashed stuff or…

Andrew: Yeah…

Micah: Well, Andrew – I mean, Jamie, that’s Saturday. Sunday, you can get a mouse pad. A free mouse pad.

Jamie: A free mouse pad! [laughs]

Micah: Now, that might be more valuable.

Jamie: Does it have the theme park on it? Is it…

Andrew: Yeah!

Jamie: A mouse pad with the theme park?

Andrew: Yeah, what else is going on, Micah? [laughs]


News: Half-Blood Prince Still Newsworthy


Micah: Well, Half-Blood Prince is still in the news. Geez. The Academy of Motion Picture…

[Jamie and Micah laugh]

Micah: …Arts and Sciences announced that only seven films remain in the running for the visual effects category for the 82nd annual Academy Awards and Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince remains in the running, and the list is going to be narrowed down to three on January the 21st. What do we think?

Matt: What do you mean, “still in the running?” Have others been dropping off or something?

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Really?

Micah: Well, I think they start off with more, don’t they? Then just seven, and then they get it down to seven and then to three.

Matt: They drop like flies?

Micah: Yeah, they drop like flies. Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah, there’s some weird process that goes on but…

Micah: They drop like Dumbledore.

Jamie: Ooh! That is controversial!

[Everybody laughs]

Andrew: Has any Harry Potter film ever won an Academy Award?

Matt: I think it’s won set design or something.

Andrew: Matt, look that up.

Matt: Okay.

Andrew: Because I don’t think – I mean I’m excited that Half-Blood Prince has gotten this far but the Harry Potter films have never been seen as Academy Award material.

Micah: Right.

Andrew: They’re really good but I guess they just never make it over that jump – that hurtle.

Jamie: Are they made for that really? I don’t know, if you look at The Lord of the Rings and the amount of money they pump into like, set design and costume design and stuff like that. It is good on Harry Potter but everyone expects the costumes to be a certain way and expects certain things to be a certain way. So I don’t know if I’d call them ground-breaking in special effects or direction or anything like that, they’re just good at what they do.

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: Maybe.

Andrew: I think that’s the best way to put it.

Micah: And who…

Andrew: And yeah…

Micah: Do we think that they’re going to do well, though? I mean, in this…

Jamie: They might do well.

Micah: …particular category.

Andrew: I guess.

Micah: I don’t know who it’s up against.

Andrew: I mean Half-Blood Prince visual effects, they were great. We never see any corny special effects in the Harry Potter films. I mean, there are a couple exceptions but right now it’s up against Avatar and…

Jamie: Wow. It’s probably on to a loser then.

Andrew: Yeah, it’s competing right now against Avatar, District 9, Star Trek, Terminator Salvation, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, and 2012. So, I think Avatar is going to win that.

Micah: Yeah, you’re probably right. But I noticed that as is usually the case, Half-Blood Prince was nominated for a tonne of BAFTAs.

Andrew: Right.

Micah: And I’m sure they’ll win at that ceremony.

Andrew: Yeah, they always win at the BAFTAs, don’t they?

Jamie: Someone once told me off once, like I said that the BAFTAs were crap versions of the Oscars.

[Micah laughs]

Jamie: And someone told me that’s really really bad, you should be really proud of them because they’re British and stuff, and I was like, “Well, no, they’re really not that impressive.”

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: Whereas the Oscars are the actual award ceremonies, but maybe that’s a bit harsh.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: That’s like somebody telling you you should be proud of Hitler because he was German, if you were German.

[Everyone laughs]

Jamie: But I don’t know if that’s a perfect analogy.

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: But it’s along the same lines, right?

Jamie: Well, [laughs] maybe kind of, yeah.

[Matt and Micah laugh]

Andrew: Maybe that’s discussion for another time.

Jamie: Maybe that is, yeah.

Micah: But wrapping this up on Half-Blood Prince though, Michael Gambon was also nominated for an award. For an Irish Film Television award, for his role as Dumbledore. So he finally got nominated for something after all these films that he’s done.

Andrew: Hallelujah.

Jamie: I know! And he’s an awesome actor as well.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Is there any awards…

Jamie: Do you know a really weird fact about him?

Matt: …award, any of the Oscars, any of the Harry Potter films have won.

Andrew: What were you saying, Jamie?

Jamie: Do you want to hear a really weird fact about him, Michael Gambon?

Andrew: Yeah, please.

Jamie: He owns fourteen laves.

Andrew: What’s a lave?

Jamie: Lave. You know, the like turning thing. Woodwork. Metal work stuff. A lave. For like, turning. Do you know that?

Matt: Like a steering wheel?

[Everyone laughs]

Jamie: Like a steering wheel!

Andrew: No, I don’t, no, I really don’t.

Jamie: I’ll get it off of Wikipedia so…

Andrew: Are they very expensive or something?

Jamie: Well, not really but just like, you only need one, to be honest.

Andrew: Wow.

Jamie: It’s a machine tool that spins a block of material to perform various operations such as cutting, sanding…

Andrew: Oh!

Jamie: …drilling, stuff like that. And he’s got fourteen of them for some reason.

Andrew: Does he have a fetish for them or something?

Jamie: I don’t know! Perhaps he does. But he’s a huge fan of them and he’s got that many of them.

Matt: Huh.

Andrew: Well, good luck to Michael Gambon for being nominated in this. See, I think it’s very well deserved at this point. He’s up against Simon Delaney for Happy Ever Afters, Michael Fassbender for Fish Tank, and Aidan Quinn for The Eclipse.

Matt: I only know Aidan Quinn.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: I don’t know any of those people.

Andrew: What else is going on, Micah? Onward!


News: Deathly Hallows Seven Potters Set Report


Micah: All right, final piece of news here. Empire Magazine released a little bit of a Deathly Hallows set report over the course of the last few weeks and the page-long report included new comments from Dan Radcliffe and he said, “The single most complicated sequence we’ve done in any of the films…” – he’s referring to the Seven Potters scene, – “Everyone’s changing into me and nobody really knows what’s going on. I’m dressed up as everyone else, and they’re dressing up as me. And well, it’s very confusing.” My question is: why would he have to dress up as everyone else?

Andrew: Yeah, I don’t get what – I think he just – you know how Dan starts to ramble sometimes?

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: I think that’s what he got caught in. [laughs]

Andrea: Well, maybe it was part of the transformation, though as he’s changing from say, Hermione to Harry. Could be.

Andrew: Oh, yeah, maybe.

Jamie: Actually, yeah that’s probably it.

Andrew: Well, we’ll have to see. That’s pretty cool. I’ve said for a long time now that this is my favorite scene in the book and…

Jamie: It will be an amazing scene, yeah.

Matt: Yeah, it’s going to be awesome.

Micah: There was also a little bit from David Yates and he said he, “watched the first assembly of Part I just last week and the most interesting dynamic is that you’re taking these three characters we know quite well away from the comforts of Hogwarts, and you really can’t underestimate the odd power of that.” He sounds like he’s rambling a bit too.

Jamie: I was going to say, that’s been done before. They haven’t always been at Hogwarts all the time so, maybe it’s just because they aren’t there at all that it’s different.

Andrew: Yeah, I guess that’s what he’s saying. But the whole buzz word with this movie is “road movie.” “Road movie.”

Jamie: Aw!

Andrew: In Half-Blood Prince it was comedy, comedy, sex, drugs, rock and roll!

Jamie: Road movie? Are they going to be in a camper van…

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: …going down a road travelling the length of the country, chilling out?

Andrew: It’s like that Steve Carell movie where they’re in that yellow bus. What is that movie?

Matt: Little Miss Sunshine?

Andrew: Little Miss Sunshine, yeah, it’s going to be like that. But I’m already sick of that phrase, and they were using it at the Half-Blood Prince junkets. Now, oh, “it’s a road movie, a road movie, a road movie.” That’s all we’re going to hear between now and November.

Jamie: That’s annoying.

Micah: Yeah, but it is cool that he has already looked at Part I.

Andrew: Yeah. Yeah, it is. I wonder when – because they did this interview six or seven months ago and he was quoted as saying “last week.” So was it last week six or seven months ago, or last week three weeks ago when this article came out?

Jamie: You know what that’s like? Like, a real world analogy to that? You know when you walk past somewhere and there is a poster up and it says, like, this band playing here, and then there’s the word “tonight”?

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: And you’re like, did they post this yesterday, so I’m actually a day late?

Andrew: Right. [laughs]

Jamie: Or can I go and see them tonight?

Andrew: Yeah, yeah.

Jamie: It’s the stupidest thing in the world, when people do that.

Andrew: Yeah, well it’s sort of like in an e-mail, when somebody will be like, “Hey, do you want to hang out tomorrow?” And you read it two days after you get the e-mail…

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: That’s why I – I’m a very good writer – I’ll put “tomorrow” and then in quotations or in parentheses I’ll put “Thursday.”

Jamie: Andrew, that is genius.

Andrew: Thank you.

Jamie: That is absolutely genius!

[Andrea laughs]

Andrew: I am a great communicator. That’s what I pride myself on.

Andrea: Way to go.

Jamie: Are you a 2.0 communicator?

[Andrea and Andrew laugh]

Micah: If you were such a great communicator, I don’t think MuggleNet would have been down over the past few weeks.

Matt: [laughs] Oh ho!

Jamie: That’s true.

Matt: Oh, that’s…

Andrew: I’m not going to point fingers, but I will guarantee you all, 100%…

[Matt laughs]


MuggleNet Downtime


Andrew: …that this was not my doing. So let’s talk about that. As everyone knows, MuggleNet was down for almost a week…

Jamie: A week!

Andrew: …and it was not fun. I swear to you all, this was paining me as much as it was paining you. I laid in bed unable to sleep. It bothered me that people could not go on the site. I resorted to things that were very out of my character.

[Matt laughs]

Jamie: Like what? Like what? What did you do?

Andrew: I can’t say it on the show. It’s very dark, very dark stuff. It’s like a road movie.

Matt: He was cleaning, he was outside, he was running around…

Andrew: I didn’t know what to do with myself. I had to go outside. And what is this thing in the sky? It’s so bright! But anyway…

Jamie: You should’ve gone to a counsellor or something.

Andrew: So MuggleNet was down and we attempted to move servers. We are so sorry that it was down. We know people rely on the site a lot for their news, and that’s why it bothered me. It bothered a lot of us. But since we were down for such a long period of time, we decided to let people know why we were down. And the reason is, we are getting ready for a new version of MuggleNet, and we’re calling it MuggleNet 2.0, because this is really the first time the site has had a major overhaul. And we posted a preview, a little visual preview, on the site the other day. It gives you a glimpse into what the new site is going to be. You can check it out on MuggleNet.com. We made the news post on January 11th. And we’re really excited about it. It’s going to have a lot of new features, we have a whole new design. We’re getting some feedback and we may incorporate some of that feedback into the final design. One of the major things that we are doing is changing the body of the site where the news is posted and where the content sits to white, black text on white. That’s obviously reverse of what we have right now which is white text on black. Some people are actually disappointed that we’re changing it. So I’m thinking what we may do is create an option so people can switch back and forth. If you don’t want the white background and black text you can switch it to the black background on white text. Dylan, Emerson’s brother…

Jamie: Oh, really? Because I forgot who Dylan was for a second there. [laughs]

Andrew: No, I’m explaining it to the audience. [laughs] We’re really excited about it. It’s going to have a lot of cool new features. Check it out on MuggleNet.com. The new design, it’s going to be a few weeks before it’s up because we’re actually still moving the site. So it’s a whole big thing. But we apologize for the site downtime. And it pained us. Trust me. It wasn’t fun.

Andrea: Did you see the loving death threats we got?

Andrew: Yeah, I saw you tweeted about that. What were you talking about? Where were the death threats?

Matt: We got a death threat?

Andrea: Well, they were very loving, I’m sure. Full of love. They said they would… [laughs]

Matt: [creepy voice] I will kill you!

Andrea: …exterminate us one by one if we didn’t warn them again. [laughs]

Andrew: Oh, geez. Well, that’s good. That means they really care about the site.

Micah: Or are mentally disturbed.

Andrew: We’re glad you care so much you would kill us. That’s all for news, right?

Micah: That’s it.

Andrew: Well let’s get to Muggle Mail now. Matt, could you read the first e-mail please?


Muggle Mail: Harry’s Stubbornness


Matt: Our first e-mail comes from Nick Worley, 15, from Little Rock, Arkansas. He writes:

“Hey MuggleCasters! I’m re-reading ‘Deathly Hallows’ and I was wondering why Harry was being so stubborn when he refused to accept help with his mission from Lupin and other people who offered to help Harry. I know that Dumbledore told him to only tell Ron and Hermione, but Harry still could have used the help and protection. Thoughts? You guys are doing awesome and keep up the great show.”

Jamie: He’s just stubborn, isn’t he?

Andrew: Yeah, he really is.

Jamie: Not to put too fine a point on it, he’s just stubborn.

Andrew: No, I think you’re right. He trusted Dumbledore when Dumbledore said, “Keep it between yourselves,” and I think he was absolutely right to tell Lupin to stay with his family.

Jamie: Was it his job to do that though? Is it the job of a teenager to tell him what he should and should not do with his family?

Andrew: Well he was getting into Harry’s business by asking if he could help, if he could join Ron and Hermione.

Jamie: Altruistically though.

Matt: Yeah. He was all up in his business.

[Andrea and Jamie laughs]

Jamie: Up in his face? [laughs]

Andrew: Jamie if you were in Harry’s position would you have brought Lupin along with you…

Jamie: I…

Andrew: Or would you have told him to stay with his family?

Jamie: I don’t know – I’d like to think I handled a bit more maturely than Harry did and not say the stuff he did, which I thought was kind of…

Andrew: Mhm.

Jamie: …mean. Because Lupin is in quite a tough situation. I think I certainly – I read the books and Jo doesn’t really always make it clear how much of an outcast Lupin is. I think when you re-read the bits that he says, it’s sort of like no one accepts him. It’s like being on the sex offenders register, really, of the Wizarding World type thing.

Andrew: Good way of looking at it.

Jamie: Oh thanks, thanks.

[Andrew, Jamie and Micah laugh]

Jamie: Yeah and everyone hates – no one talks to him, no one trusts his opinion and he wants to feel useful, and he thinks he’s done this terrible thing to his family. He thinks he’s inflicted this horrible disease on his son, and the sins of the fathers are visited on the sons and he feels he’s responsible for that. And so he wants to make himself feel useful when there’s nothing he can do back home. I think it’s a noble cause. Perhaps he should stay with his family, but I think Harry’s a bit insensitive, really, when he’s just trying to help.

Andrew: Yeah, I suppose you’re right.

Andrea: He also grew up without a father though, so I think he’s thinking of Teddy at that point.

Jamie: That is definitely true, yeah.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: And as we find out, though, at the end of the book it all sort of comes full circle when Teddy loses his parents. So…

Micah: But the other thing is, if you look at the end of the book, the whole conversation that Harry sees between Dumbledore and Snape, Dumbledore never reveals to Snape anything about the Horcruxes and I think that was kind of the theme that was going throughout the whole book. Only certain people can know this information because if it…

Jamie: Yeah.

Micah: …starts to get out – even Lupin, I’m not saying he would willingly give up the information but the more people that know, the greater risk it posed to what Harry had to do.

Jamie: That’s true, as well. And Voldemort could have found out and then he could’ve put extra protection in. Harry found it hard enough to do what he had to do anyway. I think it’s that kind of thing where if anything else had gone wrong, it would have been quite hard for her to write plausibly that Harry had won. But that scene was so good with Snape and Voldemort at the end. Oh! It was such a good scene!

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah, it was. Andrea, could you read the next e-mail please?

MuggleCast 189 Transcript (continued)


Muggle Mail: Invisibility Cloak


Andrea: Sure. This one comes from Helen, 26, from Hinsdale, Illinois. She says:

“Hi, everyone! I just listened to Episode 187 and in the discussion of chapter 14, Micah mentioned that he thought the reason Dumbledore seemed to be able to sense the presence of Ron and Harry under the Invisibility Cloak might be because he could sense the presence of one of the Deathly Hallows. J.K.R. actually addressed this question in the live online chat she did after the release of Book Seven. Jo was asked, “Why is it that Albus Dumbledore can see Harry under his Invisibility Cloak at certain moments? Is the Cloak only infallible to those who do not own a Deathly Hallow?” Jo responded, “Dumbledore, who could perform magic without needing to say the incantation aloud, was using ‘Hominum Revelio,’ the human presence revealing spell that Hermione makes use of in Deathly Hallows when she checked Grimmauld Place to see if it was empty.” It would have been cool if Dumbledore could sense the Deathly Hallows but sadly that wasn’t the case. I love you all, Helen.”

Andrew: So, there’s the explanation.

Micah: You know, I don’t like that answer.

[Everyone laughs]

Matt: I don’t like it! It’s logical!

Jamie: No Micah…

Micah: No think about all the times in the series that you can just explain stuff away with Hominum Revelio. Think about all the times Harry could have been caught by Snape when he was out of bed under the Invisibility Cloak. Oh, Snape could have just said Hominum Revelio and there goes Harry!

Jamie: But, the thing that gets me about this thing is that I like complete stuff that’s so powerful that it can’t be undone, and a simple spell that Hermione can use to check if there are people in Grimmauld Place, you can just walk along and keep saying that spell and then the Invisibility Cloak would be completely useless against you. And since – what’s his name – Luna’s dad – I can’t believe I can’t remember his name. What’s his name?

Andrew: Xenophilius.

Jamie: Yeah, yeah, yeah of course. When he says, “Ah but a true cloak of invisibility doesn’t ever, ever fade,” and you just think, “My god! This is a really powerful object!” It’s like a light sabre or adamantium or something like that in X-men

Matt: Yeah.

Jamie: …If such a simple spell can just reveal this it can’t be that good.

Micah: Right.

Jamie: Which is such a shame because it’s such a cool object.

Andrew: Yeah, that’s sort of like the whole argument about, Alohomora. Why are there locks if you can just unlock it with Alohomora. [laughs]

Jamie and

Micah:

Yeah.

Andrea: And I thought spells weren’t supposed to work on Harry’s invisibility cloak anyway. Like when they try to Accio it I think in, where was it – in Hogsmeade.

Andrew: Oh yeah they can’t get it.

Matt: That’s true.

Jamie: Yeah, yeah.

Micah: It’s a much cooler answer to say that Dumbledore can sense the presence of a Deathly Hallow then to say he used this spell that – I mean, maybe it speaks to the power of Dumbledore. I don’t know maybe the spell is stronger with him casting it then somebody else. But…

Matt: Well he’s also had possession of the invisibility cloak for a while too.

Micah: Right.

Matt: So he may have been familiar with the presence that it has.

Andrew: Jamie could you read the next e-mail?


Muggle Mail: Ford Anglia


Jamie: Okay this comes from Miriasha, 13, from Burlington, Vermont. She writes:

“Hey I was listening to Episode 187 and I have something to add to your discussion about what magic Mr. Weasley put on the car to give it a personality. I wonder if it had anything to do with the magic surrounding Hogwarts and especially the Forbidden Forest. In the fourth book when Ron thinks that Harry should bring in an Aqua Lung in order to breathe underwater for the second task, Hermione tells Harry and Ron that Muggle things go crazy when they get near Hogwarts. Also in the first book, when Neville falls off his broomstick in their first flying lesson, instead of falling to the ground the broomstick lazily flies towards the Forbidden Forest. I think that there are so many magical creatures and just magical pull in the forest that it just gives items personalities. What do you guys think? I also want to say that is episode 186, you were talking about Hermione and Harry dancing and how Harry was trying to cheer Hermione up, and one of you said that Harry was trying to cheer her up because Hermione was down that Harry had left. I don’t know if anyone noticed this but I wanted to point it out. I love the podcast and I’ve been listening since the beginning, never stopped.

Andrew: I guess we meant Ron in regard to that second point that Hermione was down…

Jamie: Hermione, yeah.

Andrew: …that Ron left, but…

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: In response to her first…

Jamie: Interesting thought, isn’t it?

Andrew: Yeah, that’s a good way to look at it because, Jamie, we were wondering why the car had such a personality…

Jamie: Oh, right.

Andrew: …and in Chamber of Secrets.

Jamie: Don’t they use the words – when it comes back, they say it looks all crazy and crazed. It’s got like mud and dirt on it.

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: So I guess that does do that to you, living in the forbidden forest. It changes you, and it makes you crazy.

Andrew: It turns you into a warrior.

Jamie: Yeah, yeah. [laughs] Makes you primal.

Andrew: [laughs] Primal exactly. Micah, could you read the next e-mail.


Muggle Mail: Ultimate Editions in Australia


Micah: The next e-mail comes from Rhiannon, 16, from Australia, and she says:

G’Day, guys, and Laura – and Andrea. First of all…

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Andrea!

Micah: Andrea, sorry.

Andrea: It’s all right.

Micah:

First of all, I love your podcast, especially since I live in an Australian country town and I often feel isolated from the Harry Potter community. I’ve been re-listening to some of your podcasts. I was listening to number 181, and I have a question. You’ve all talked about the Ultimate Editions being fantastic with lots of special features on them, which teased me so much that I was wondering they have any chance of being released in Australia? I’ve asked every Australia fan I know, and we haven’t heard anything. Once again, I love the podcast, keep up the great work. Rhiannon. P.S. You still have a lot of Australian fans.

Andrew: Was there any doubt?

Micah: No.

Andrew: I don’t remember doubting that, but…

[Matt sighs]

Andrew: …thanks for writing in about this because – okay – the Ultimate Editions came out in the U.S., but they still haven’t been in the U.K. and Australia. We still don’t know when they’re going to be released. We actually recently contacted Warner Brothers to find out about this, and Nick, who works on MuggleNet, he inquired, and we should be hearing back soon. So we don’t know, but it is kind of odd that they haven’t released these internationally yet, so we’ll just have to wait and see, but we will let you know on MuggleNet.com if we get some dates.

Jamie: Perhaps they’re…

Andrew: So that’s that.

Jamie: …waiting for a special occasion or something. I don’t know what, but they might be.

Andrew: Yeah. I guess so. They released them here in the beginning of December when the Half-Blood Prince DVD came out, so many are wondering why they didn’t the same time before the holidays where they live.

Matt: Hmmm.


Muggle Mail: Nude Scenes


Andrew: Anyway, final e-mail from today comes from Harper Stevenson, 14, from the U.S. of A. He writes about the nude scene conjecture.

“Something I’ve noticed that’s really been bothering me is the nude scene conjecture. Had none of the hosts seem to remember that Harry wakes up and finds robes before Dumbledore makes the scene? He wakes up, realizes he’s nude, and robes appear for him to wear. Then Dumbledore appears or walks in or whatever, and they chat, and Harry goes back to being alive. Just thought I’d clear that up since the conjecture has now been active for a few episodes now. Rather nit-picky since Harry Potter was the first book series I ever really read, back when I was six…

Jamie: He just died. I don’t think he’s really going to care about being naked is he?

Andrew: [laughs] Well, Arthur’s right. The thing is Jamie, we were talking about the story, there’s going to be two nude scenes in Deathly Hallows. They confirmed it, that Dan’s going to be naked…

Jamie: Oh right.

Andrew: …for this. And we had joked on one of the shows that, “Oh Harry’s going to be naked in front of Dumbledore. Dumbledore’s gay. Blah blah.” So – but that was just a joke. To be honest, I forgot that Harry puts on clothes before seeing Dumbledore, but I did remember this later on. I think someone else wrote in too.

Micah: I was going to say, joke: something said or done be invoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch-line.

[Matt laugh]

Andrew: Yeah so we were just kidding around and – but that is a good thing to clarify. Thank you Harper for pointing that out. And that does it for Muggle Mail this week, it’s time now for Chapter-by-Chapter. And also, later in the show we have a very special British Joke of the Day…

Jamie: No don’t say that.

Andrew: …I don’t know why it’s special.

Jamie: Like I was going to say; it’s not that good.

Andrew: [laughs] We have a British Joke of the Day, and Jamie in true form is playing it down. [laughs]

Jamie: Well I should cover my back.

Andrew: All right and so like I said at the beginning of the show, these are chapters sixteen through eighteen of Chamber of Secrets. This is our final installment of Chapter-by-Chapter.

Matt: Ever.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: And Micah’s going to lead us in the first two chapters, and then I will lead Chapter 18, the final chapter.

Micah: All right!

Andrew: So over to you Micah!


Chapter-by-Chapter: “The Chamber of Secrets”


Micah: All right! Chapter 16: “The Chamber of Secrets.” Just like the title of the book. So, this chapter opens up, Harry and Ron have just almost been killed and eaten by Aragog, and they discuss Moaning Myrtle being the girl killed fifty years ago and how they’re going to sneak away to see her, when they realize that they have much more preshing – pressing issues and those are the exams, and its – it’s kind of like a comical part of the book where they’ve completely forgotten about exams because of what’s been going on with all their fellow students being attacked – I know Andrew you put here; “Is it merely a sign of immaturity that they’re complaining about still having to take their exams?”

Andrew: Yeah, well, I got kind of annoyed when I read this because – I was thinking; why are they still complaining that they have exams? I mean of course you would still have exams! It’s not like all the students have had anything else to occupy their time! I mean the monsters been scaring them but they haven’t been all searching for it or anything. They still have time to study for exams. I just found it very immature.

Jamie: Can I just say here, that this is really weird because you know, there’s a monster going about killing people in this castle, and they still have exams. Okay? We have had a bit of snowfall here and 9,000 schools have been closed in the United Kingdom.

[Andrew and Jamie laugh]

Jamie: So…

Andrew: Well…

Jamie: Does that say something about Britain?

Andrew: Well you guys aren’t prepared.

Jamie: No.

Micah: No…

Andrew: I don’t know.

Micah: …it’s just different in the magical world.

Matt: Yeah. Well I think that maybe J.K. Rowling uses the whole exam thing just so kids can still feel related to the trio.

Jamie: Maybe, yeah.

Matt: Like they have exams, just like I do or something. I mean, it doesn’t really make any sense anyway putting it in, but I mean, that’s the only explanation I can think of.

Micah: I think it just shows how young they are. I mean how immature they are. Like you said, Andrew, they’re not grown up yet, and they’re caring about…

Matt: Yeah.

Micah: It just shows how their minds are working at that time.

Matt: [impersonating Ron] “They need to sort out their priorities.”

[Andrea and Jamie laugh]

Andrew: They do. They really do. What were you going to say Andrea?

Andrea: It’s probably just J.K. Rowling making sure that everyone realizes they’re still in school. Like they’re 12 years old, they do have school. They have classes and I guess it might be a little bit responsible I guess. Although I guess they’re not studying, so…

Andrew: Well I guess it is a good way to keep them responsible. But regardless, I just don’t see why they would complain, but anyway…

[Andrea laughs]

Micah: So Professor McGonagall announces that everyone that has been petrified is about to be restored later on that evening. I pulled a quote that says:

“Just then Ginny Weasley came over and sat down next to Ron. She looked tense and nervous, and Harry noticed that her hands were twisting in her lap. Ginny didn’t say anything, but glanced up and down the Gryffindor table with a scared look on her face that reminded Harry of someone, though he couldn’t think who.”

And just a couple minutes later, Harry realizes that she reminds him of Dobby when he was nervous and about to reveal vital information. But Percy, in the end, ends up scaring her away. And there’s actually – somebody sent in a Tweet down here, Ginny said she had something to say that was so important, and I was wondering if it was that important, why didn’t they go after her?

Andrew: I don’t know. That’s a good question. Maybe they just got caught up in trying to figure out what the thing was. You know, they were trying to figure out what was attacking Hogwarts, so they totally forgot.

Jamie: Yeah, maybe.

Micah: Yeah.

Jamie: They just didn’t think.

Andrea: Maybe they believed Percy when he said it was just something he found, that she saw him doing something. I don’t know, could be just gullible.

Matt: Maybe they wanted the book to last longer too.

Micah: Yeah.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: Well, I think…

Andrew: Yeah. Well that would have been interesting if Ginny had. What would had have happened? What if?

Micah: She never would have gotten taken, maybe, into the Chamber of Secrets. As Matt said, it would have been a shorter book.

[Andrea laughs]

Micah: But that question was Tweeted in by 7Lia7.

Andrew: This part here reminded me of – I keep going back to this. I do it quite frequently. When Laura came up with that amazing discussion on the books being symmetrical to one another. I can’t remember if she noted this in her discussion that we did, but this is a good comparison between Books – this moment is a good comparison between Books two and six, because in both of them we see Dumbledore departing and McGonagall taking over. It’s just another example of the books being symmetrical. One is close to seven, two is close to six, three is close to four – er, three is close to five. So, just wanted to point that out.

Micah: Well speaking of McGonagall, Ron and Harry then try to sneak off to Moaning Myrtle’s bathroom on the way to one of their classes. They are able to get away from Lockhart after convincing him that he doesn’t need to take them the rest of the way, and of course, Lockhart’s gullible, and will do anything that anybody says. So they end up being called by McGonagall as they’re going to Moaning Myrtle’s bathroom, and they feed her this completely B.S. story about how they’re going to visit Hermione in the hospital wing. And it was kind of – it was weird, because you could see that McGonagall was very emotional about the whole thing, and it’s kind of almost as if Ron and Harry took advantage of her.

Andrew: Yeah, well that’s totally what happened.

Matt: Yeah, that’s exactly what happened.

Andrew: That is a really funny, sort of like a movie moment, though, it reminds me of, just like a typical, classic movie scene, where you try to do something like this, and the person gives in. And, do you think what they were doing was – like, McGonagall really felt for them at this moment, she was like, oh, of course, I totally understand. But regardless, I mean, you know, the Basilisk is still out and about, and why should McGonagall be okay with two kids sneaking around the school?

Matt: Do you think McGonagall knew it was a Basilisk?

Andrew: That doesn’t make a difference, though, I mean, he’s still – the fact still remains that, you know, they could be easily attacked, and why are they sneaking around? That’s not cool.

Micah: But the whole reason they end up going to see her is because of McGonagall, and that’s kind of how all the pieces of the puzzle come together…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: When they go to see her in the hospital wing. So it’s almost as if, what would have happened if they went to see Moaning Myrtle, and didn’t go to see Hermione? They wouldn’t have figured as much out as they did.

Andrew: Maybe not as much, but I think Myrtle still would have had some valuable information for them.

Micah: All right. So they do get all the information about the Basilisk and everything that’s been happening around the school off of Hermione’s little piece of paper. And they decide that, finally, after, you know, sixteen and a half chapters, it’s a good idea to go talk to a teacher.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: And they head off, I think, to the teacher’s room, to go speak with McGonagall. But they end up hiding in a, like a – I guess it’s like a storage closet that’s in the teacher’s room.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: And as they’re there, they hear over the PA McGonagall telling all the teachers to gather, and found out that Ginny has been taken into the Chamber of Secrets. And you get a little bit more comedy now with Lockhart stumbling in, and all the teachers saying that he that goes and tries to find out what the monster is, and defeat the monster. Do any of these professors honestly believe that Lockhart has any capability whatsoever?

Jamie: Well, more importantly it’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it? They’re saying, “Go on, you go and try. This girl could die, but you go and have a laugh, and we’ll laugh at you doing it…

[Micah laughs]

Jamie: …and then afterwards we’ll take it seriously.” It’s ridiculous.

Micah: [laughs] Well this whole scene – well this whole scene is ridiculous. Number one you mention Lockhart, he’s supposedly the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, none of them think he’s capable of doing anything whatsoever. And then later on, a few pages later, you hear about Percy’s casually sending an owl to his parents that…

[Jamie laughs]

Micah: …Ginny’s been taken by this monster and she could possibly be dead. Think about if you were at school and something happened to you. Wouldn’t somebody call your parents right away, not a couple of hours later have your brother send off a message to your parents that something terrible has happened to you?

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: It does seem very odd. And the whole staffroom thing, [laughs] I – you’re totally right, Jamie. I mean, “We’ll take it seriously after it’s too late.”

Jamie: Mhm.

Andrew: That’s basically what they’re saying. And in a way it’s a weird thing. They’re doing this for themselves, it’s not so much about Ginny, because they want to see Lockhart fail first, it seems. I wonder if Dumbledore was there, I wonder what he would have ordered, if he would have ordered Lockhart to go after him, or if he would have sent Snape, or if he would have gone himself.

Andrea: It was probably just to get Lockhart out of the way, so he wouldn’t bug them when they were planning on something.

Andrew: So this was sort of like a mission to kill him?

Andrea: [laughs] Maybe. Well no just to get him out of the way while they plan on what they’re going to do about Ginny.

Andrew: Oh, I’ve got you. I’ve got you. [laughs]

Micah: And that’s the other question, though. With Dumbledore being gone, wasn’t there a way to reach him, for, say, Professor McGonagall to reach out to Dumbledore and get him back to the castle? I mean, we know that he later is reinstated, but it seems like a pretty soft way to have to get into the school, as opposed to knowing that the school is in danger and one of the students is in trouble, you’d think he would come back a lot quicker. So Ron and Harry head out and decide that they’re going to go see Lockhart, and it’s revealed that Lockhart is a fraud. Now I know we all read this book a long time ago, before we just re-read it now, but can anyone remember being surprised by this?

[Andrea laughs]

Andrew: Honestly, I read this in 1999 so [laughs] I can’t remember.

Jamie: Have you not read it since?

Andrea: I don’t think I was.

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: No, I really haven’t.

Jamie: Andrew, that is shocking, for the lead host of MuggleCast to not have read the book for over a decade.

Andrew: I read the other books more times, but not this one.

Jamie: But, Andrew, over a decade! That’s…

[Andrew and Jamie laugh]

Andrew: I don’t know what to tell you. I’m sorry.

Jamie: When did you last read Twilight?

[Andrea laughs]

Andrew: Oh, just last week. I mean, I’ve read that fifty times. [laughs]

Jamie: You traitor.

Micah: So, Harry ends up using Expelliarmus on Lockhart before he can use a Memory Charm on him and Ron, and I thought everyone makes so much about the fact that Snape was the first person to teach Harry his signature spell, and I took the quote out and it said:

“‘They shouldn’t have let Professor Snape teach us that one,’ said Harry furiously, kicking Lockhart’s trunk aside.”

So…

Andrew: Well, going back real quick, does anybody remember being surprised by – by discovering Lockhart was a fraud?

Andrea: No. [laughs] I don’t think I was. I think I was just appalled that he was running away.

Andrew and

Jamie:

Yeah.

Andrea: I was ten I think, so…

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: After the pixies it was quite – that was explicitly saying he was just useless.

Andrew: Right.

Jamie: He couldn’t do a thing.

Andrew: Yeah, I guess I – I can say I was probably really shocked when I saw that he was moving out, fleeing Hogwarts.

Matt: He was just too good to be true, Andrew. You should have seen the signs.

Andrew: He was too good to be true.

Micah: So, they end up forcing Lockhart to go with them into the Chamber of Secrets, and they get to Moaning Myrtle’s bathroom, and she tells them of how she died, and this kind of confirms the whole Basilisk theory. And they open up the Chamber of Secrets, they slide down the pipe, and there’s that whole scene where Lockhart tries to get back in charge and ends up erasing his own memory, which is kind of comical.

Jamie: But, that’s such an interesting point because if he’d actually wiped their memories and brought them back up the entire series would have developed in such a different way. That’s such an interesting point.

Andrew: You think so?

Jamie: Well – well no. I think it’s just an interesting point that it didn’t work. I know that the – the teachers didn’t trust him and probably wouldn’t believe him. But as we’ve seen throughout the books the word of children isn’t really counted for much and Jo has that running through and she thinks – and Dumbledore even says that age is stupid when it forgets the something of youth – some energy of youth or something, and I think they’d have a hard time convincing people that a teacher’s word of events was a complete lie.

Andrew: Yeah, that’s true.

Jamie: It is funny, though. It’s funny, what happens.

Andrea: This is where Ron…

Matt: Hilarious, Jamie.

Andrea: This is where Ron learns his Parseltongue.

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: Oh yeah.

Andrew: And this does begin a very interesting series of events throughout the rest of the books where we learn that – oh, wow, we’re going to get a different Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher every year…

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: …and there are several hints in this book about that going on. I know there’s one point Dumbledore says that he just does not have good luck filling that position. So…


Chapter-by-Chapter: “The Heir of Slytherin”


Micah: So, we move on to Chapter 17, “The Heir of Slytherin,” and it opens with Harry finding Ginny lying on the floor of the Chamber of Secrets with Tom Riddle standing nearby. And he says, “If I say it myself Harry, I’ve always been able to charm the people I needed.”

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: And I thought this was kind of an interesting comment as he goes through talking about how he was able to get Ginny to do his bidding, and you think back on some of the other characters that he’s been able to influence throughout the series that we see later on. Obviously Slughorn…

Matt: That is such a great parallel to Book 6.

Micah: It is!

Matt: That line.

Jamie: Especially Ravenclaw’s daughter, such a cool thing in the books!

Matt: Yeah.

Jamie: That he charmed her. And…

Matt: And Hepzibah – the Hufflepuff chick.

Jamie: Chick?

Micah: I wouldn’t call her the Hufflepuff chick…

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: Not unless you’re into seventy year old grannies or something.

[Jamie laughs]

Matt: She’s the ultimate cougar in the Wizarding World.

[Everyone laughs]

Jamie: That’s funny man.

Micah: And in this chapter we start to get a lot of Horcrux references. Tom Riddle talks about being powerful enough to start “feeding Ms. Weasley a few of my secrets, to start pouring a little of my soul back into her,” and it’s interesting reading this book now – I don’t know what you guys thought – but we’re starting to see all these Horcrux references that were there early on.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah, absolutely.

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: And some people – I read some – some blogger, some dumb blogger said a few weeks ago and it really annoyed me. They pointed out that – I think it was a news article, I can’t remember where exactly – but they pointed out that, oh, the Harry Potter fans, they really overanalyze everything,” and if J.K. Rowling had actually set the book up – the series up, this intricately to the point of all their theorizing actually makes sense. She actually thought about the things that they’re thinking about, Jo still wouldn’t be done writing Book 1 yet, and I think, no, that’s absolutely not true! Jo really did set all this up. This theorizing that we do, it all makes sense, it was all set up by her.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: And that’s what makes the series so amazing and Chamber of Secrets is where we really start seeing some of the deeper stuff, and that comes back into play five, six books later.

Matt: Mhm.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: Four or five books later.

Micah: Yeah, well didn’t she say that she was thinking of Half-Blood Prince to be the title of the second book or…

Matt: Yeah.

Micah: Or she was thinking of almost exchanging the two places in the series.

Andrew: Yeah!

Micah: Yeah, so…

Andrew: Yeah, that’s true.

Micah: So we learn that Tom Riddle has been controlling Ginny through the diary and that he framed Hagrid for opening the Chamber of Secrets and he mentions that Dumbledore was the only one who thought, really, that there was something wrong with all of that. But, again, we talked about Dumbledore before in this book and it’s like, why didn’t he do anything if he thought that there was something wrong – going wrong here?

Jamie: He’s a politician though, Dumbledore. That’s probably why he didn’t ever want to be Minister for Magic. He knows he can’t just come out and say something like they live in troubled times. And it’s – he knows although he’s powerful, he can’t just say whatever he wants. And also, people forget – I forget definitely that everyone knew about his back-story, and just because we didn’t know that everyone else knew, and I imagine he found it hard to stand up for things and do things like that because of his troubled past, maybe.

Matt: So we had a 12 year old boy do it for him?

Jamie: Well, yeah, maybe.

[Matt laughs]

Jamie: Perhaps he is a coward after all. Actually, I shouldn’t speak ill of the dead, but…

[Andrew, Jamie, and Matt laugh]

Andrew: It’s okay. It’s book dead.

Jamie: Yeah, that’s true. Book dead.

Micah: So…

Jamie: And film dead.

Micah: Kind of talking a little bit more about the first Horcrux where I guess it’s really revealed as when Riddle says, “But I wasn’t going to waste those long years I spent searching for it. I decided to leave behind a diary preserving my sixteen year old self in its pages so that one day with luck I would be able to lead another in my footsteps and finish Salazar Slytherin’s noble work.” And then he kind of coaxes Harry a bit to tell him just how he was able to survive the attack of Voldemort when he was just a baby. Now, I wanted to know, did you think that this is essential at all for Tom Riddle to find out this information or is it more for his ego that he just wants to know?

Andrew: I think it’s more for his ego.

Matt: Yeah. I mean, he knew when he was being transformed in Goblet of Fire.

Andrew: Right.

Matt: He knew everything.

Andrew: That’s a good point.

Matt: Maybe it’s his sixteen year old self asking him.

Micah: Could be.

Andrea: Maybe he just expects to come back and wants to know.

Micah: Now speaking of Salazar Slytherin, Andrew.

Andrew: Oh. I have a confession to make, Andrea.

Andrea: Mhm.

Andrew: So your last name is Salazar…

Andrea: Right

Andrew: …and I always thought that – you know how some people don’t want to put out their real last name on the internet?

[Andrea laughs]

Andrew: I thought you sort of had Salazar as your name on everywhere just to…

Matt: Your alias.

Andrew: Yeah, it was your handle or something. And just before the show tonight, I’m like, “There’s so many Andrea Salazars, I didn’t realize that everyone wanted to do that with their name.”

[Andrea laughs]

Andrew: I didn’t realize it was a popular last name. Just wanted to confess that.

Andrea: No, it’s real.

Andrew: Oh wow. That is something. You should make that your middle name and then you can be, well, and then make your last name Slytherin, that’d be…

Andrea: Slytherin. I should do that.

Andrew: Your initials wouldn’t be much to be desired, but…

Andrea: That’s true.

Jamie: Well, I will…

Andrew: A-S-S.

Jamie: Oh yeah, oh yeah. How rude, how rude!

[Andrea and Andrew laughs]

Jamie: Wash your mouth out!

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Andrew: That’s why I’m always thankful my family didn’t name me, didn’t make my middle name Steven or something, because I’d have very inappropriate initials. Anyway, go ahead, Micah. Back to this book.

Micah: All right. So Harry shows loyalty to Dumbledore which ends up leading to Fawkes showing up with the Sorting Hat, and after Harry demonstrates his loyalty Riddle ends up releasing the Basilisk. Now, this whole fight ensues where Fawkes ends up poking out the Basilisk’s eyes and…

Andrew: Caw, caw.

Micah: Exactly, and the Basilisk goes blind. And I thought it was kind of ironic that it’s this monster that ends up knocking the Sorting Hat into Harry’s hands. I think it’s kind of one of those J. K. Rowling things that – oh, isn’t it convenient that the Basilisk’s tail ends up knocking the thing that contains the weapon he needs to kill it right into his hands?

Andrew: [laughs] Well how far away was it from him? Is that ever described? I mean it wasn’t too far away, so Harry could have still went for it. But yeah, it does seem very, very intentional.

Jamie: Maybe it’s…

Micah: Well he’s cowering in the corner at that point. He’s like, “Please, please, somebody help me.” And then all of a sudden…

Andrew: And then it comes, right? Yeah…

Jamie: Yeah, but maybe it’s got powers that facilitate that. It needs to get there and it can’t just float there itself so it uses the Basilisk to do it or something – or something.

[Everyone laughs]

Jamie: I don’t know.

Andrew: It just sort of jumped in front of the Basilisk…

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: …Basilisk’s tail.

Jamie: and then…

Andrew: That’s a – that’s a – yeah.

Jamie: Yeah.

Micah: So Harry gets Gryffindor’s Sword out of the Hat. He kills the Basilisk, and he ends up being struck by one of the fangs that’s in – one of the Basilisk’s fangs. Now Fawkes ends up healing him, but I thought it’d be an interesting question to ask, what would have happened if he had died? I mean, would we have had sort of that King’s Cross scene, similar to what happened in Deathly Hallows?

Andrew: Well, Dumbledore wouldn’t have been there, right? Oh, well I guess he could’ve.

Micah: No, maybe not.

Jamie: No, no he wouldn’t. He wasn’t prepared, he wasn’t prepared to die. If the Snitch was there it wouldn’t have opened, so he wouldn’t have been ready to go to that King’s Cross scene. I don’t think he would’ve…

Micah: That’s true.

Jamie: …I think he’d have just died. Otherwise he could have done everything he needed to then. The whole point was Dumbledore preparing him throughout the books. But he’s very lucky.

Micah: It’s too early for him to die too I guess, right, in the series?

Andrea: Voldemort didn’t have Harry’s blood in him yet, so he wouldn’t have – well, I guess he wouldn’t have been able to come back.

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: He wouldn’t have been in limbo, I guess is what I’m saying.

Jamie: And Jo wouldn’t have made so much money as well if it had ended there.

Micah: [laughs] Two books.

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: Right, its factor number one.

Micah: So something else that happens here is when Fawkes is trying to heal Harry, Riddle tries to use Harry’s wand to get Fawkes away. But would any spell work against a creature whose feather-hair – feather or hair is in the core? I thought…

Jamie: That’s an interesting point!

Micah: You think about…

Jamie: Very interesting!

Matt: Huh.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: I don’t know. Well, I think we see in this that – that – that’s the case, right? It won’t work against him. It won’t work against Fawkes.

Micah: Yeah, Fawkes just kind of flies away.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: What did you think – I mean, this is something that I always wondered. This is kind of also in Book 5, but would you think since – that a wand made from the fabric of that magical animal – wouldn’t you think that the animal would have some type of protection against that wand? Because in Book 5 Voldemort blows up Fawkes against the fight with Dumbledore and I always just wondered – that’s Fawkes’ hair that just blew him up.

Jamie: That’s true, that’s – yeah. Maybe because it’s his hair that it blew him up. Like there’s some type of thing where they couldn’t handle the power and he blew up because of it, like he just exploded.

Matt: Well he didn’t just explode. I mean, he got reborn through the ashes, but…

Jamie: Maybe – yeah, it’s like a reset switch. It puts him back to a baby. But if he hadn’t been a phoenix – what happens if it’s like a unicorn wand and then it hits a unicorn with a spell?

Matt: I don’t know. I think unicorns have learned to stay away from Voldemort.

Jamie: Yeah, I agree.

[Everyone laughs]

Jamie: You’d be a stupid unicorn if you hadn’t.

Andrew: Okay, send in your feedback about that, listeners. We’d be interested hearing what you think about that.

Micah: So Fawkes delivers the diary to Harry and there’s this moment where Harry just somehow knows how to destroy it.

Andrew: Yeah, I wanted to ask about this. This seemed very scripted, like he just takes the basilisk fang and just starts stabbing it. I would’ve liked to have seen some logic here even though I don’t think Harry had much to go on.

Matt: I would just stab myself.

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: Why? Why would he be suicidal? [laughs]

Matt: I don’t know…

Jamie: Emo…

Matt: It was the first thing to go through my mind.

Jamie: Emo Harry.

Andrew: I mean – yeah.

Micah: So he saves Ginny…

Matt: I don’t know. Stabbing a diary with a fang. That’s the first thing that comes to my mind.

Jamie: Maybe you should see a counsellor as well, Matt.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah, I think we need to take you to counselling. Go ahead, Micah.

Micah: Yes, so he saves Ginny and they exit the Chamber and they’re able to get back to where Ron and Lockhart are, and Lockhart is completely clueless as to where he is and eventually Fawkes shows back up. And I thought it was funny at the end that Lockhart refers to the ride on Fawkes as being “like magic.” And also that Moaning Myrtle is disappointed Harry wasn’t dead and couldn’t share her toilet. But there is an interesting point that Ron makes at the end when he says Myrtle has grown quite fond of Harry and that Ginny has some “competition.”

Andrew: Why did you find that interesting?

Micah: Well, you know, it’s kind of laying the groundwork a little bit.

Andrew: Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.

Matt: Hasn’t Ginny always had competition with Harry?

Andrew: Yeah, I mean, all the girls want Harry. He’s the Chosen One.

Micah: But early on. This is very early on.

Andrew: Yeah, true. He hasn’t developed yet into the man he ends up being.

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: There was this great line in the movie, too, when Lockhart just yells “Just like magic!”

Micah: It’s better than Harry’s line in Goblet of Fire, where he says that he loves magic.

Matt: “I love magic!”

Jamie: Terrible line. That’s such a bad line.

[Micah laughs]

Jamie: I can’t believe they left that in. I just – that must have escaped the editor’s room because…

Matt: Oh man, they didn’t just leave it in. They left three seconds before and after that, too.

Jamie: [laughs] Yeah, that’s true. That’s like…

Andrew: There’s always one moment…

Matt: They wanted you to “savor” that moment.

Jamie: It’s just a shame it didn’t work.

[Everyone laughs]

Matt: Not – yeah, not at all.

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Chapter-by-Chapter: “Dobby’s Reward”


Andrew: All right, and that leads us into the final chapter – Chapter 18, “Dobby’s Reward.” They enter McGonagall/Dumbledore’s office and they find Mr. and Mrs. Weasley there – and Dumbledore, he’s back now, and of course, McGonagall. And…

Matt: [laughs] Of course.

Andrew: When we see them coming back, I wonder – you know, why were they all sort of just chilling in there waiting? Why didn’t Dumbledore or McGonagall see the need to go down there and try to fight with the Trio? Was it just destiny that Harry and Ron were to be the ones who fought? Or what? What’s the deal?

Matt: Maybe they were just waiting. Honestly. And then as soon as Harry and Ron came up or something, they were talking to each other like, “Okay here, they’re coming. Let’s just act like we knew this whole thing would happen this way and it would all turn out okay.” [as Dumbledore] “Oh, Harry…”

Andrew: Well, is that what really happened because I still don’t understand it. Do you guys have any theories as to why Dumbledore and McGonagall primarily did not go into the Chamber?

Matt: They don’t speak Parseltongue.

Andrea: Did they know that Harry and Ron were down there?

Andrew: Yeah, but could they trust Harry and Ronnie to defeat – Harry and Ron to defeat Voldemort – or Tom Riddle?

Matt: They had Lockhart.

Jamie: [laughs] Yeah, and Fawkes.

Andrew: That’s true. I guess – I guess that was the only explanation.

Jamie: Bad things happen when Dumbledore and Voldemort meet, so maybe they wanted…

Matt: [laughs] Things get blown up…

Jamie: [laughs] Things get blown up when they meet. People get encased in water and have fiery snakes after them. It’s not the kind of thing…

Micah: I think they just didn’t have a clue. I mean…

Jamie: That’s probably it, yeah.

Micah: At least McGonagall didn’t. They had no clue where the Chamber was and they had no clue what was going on in it.

Andrew: Fair enough.

Matt: Yeah, McGonagall especially. I mean, she was – you even said she was like, emotionally distraught.

Andrew: And so Harry tells them the whole story of figuring out what was Petrifying people at Hogwarts and where the Chamber was located. And Mr. Weasley in a very odd move decides to berate Ginny about the dangers of interacting with an object that can “think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain,” which was pretty funny.

Matt: That’s oddly specific.

Andrew: But I was wondering why he went so hard on his own daughter. I mean – and Dumbledore points this out, “Much older wizards and witches have been fooled by Voldemort.” So why is Mr. Weasley, you know…

Matt: Well, his daughter almost died! He’s scared.

Andrew: So why is his first reaction “Let me yell at you for falling into Voldemort’s trap”?

[Jamie laughs]

Matt: That happens to everyone – every parent.

Andrea: His nerves.

Matt: I mean, when every parent comes up to their child who almost killed themselves or did something very dangerous, the first instinct is to be very upset.

Jamie: [laughs] Yeah, that’s so true.

Matt: And tell never to do it again.

Jamie: [laughs] That’s so true. Yeah. So…

Matt: And then five – and then like, twenty minutes later they come with an ice cream cone saying how…

Andrew: But it wasn’t their fault…

Jamie: …burst into tears.

Matt: Of course not, and they know it wasn’t her fault, but the emotions got the best of them.

Andrew: All right. Well, Matt, you’re a terrible parent.

Matt: Whatever.

[Andrea laughs]

Andrew: You will be a terrible parent. So then McGonagall goes to get a big feast prepared, Ron takes Lockhart to the hospital wing, and Harry and Dumbledore talk alone in Dumbledore’s office. And Dumbledore says that Harry’s display of true loyalty to Dumbledore could have been the only thing that sent Fawkes to him…

Jamie: Aw.

Andrew: Because of course, Harry was wondering, yeah. It was a very cute moment. And then Harry voices his concerns over the similarities between himself and Voldemort, and Dumbledore explains that some other similarities, namely speaking Parseltongue, were passed when Voldemort tried to kill him as a baby. And then a big Horcrux moment in here: Harry says, “Voldemort put a bit of himself in me?” And Dumbledore says, “It certainly seems so.” Now of course, Jo later confirmed, you know, after Book Seven came out, that Harry wasn’t really a Horcrux, like he sort of was but wasn’t really. But this, you know, this was a big sort of Horcrux moment, wasn’t it?

Micah: He was an unintentional Horcrux.

Andrew: Yeah. Exactly. And then Dumbledore makes another famous quote right here, which people recite to this day. I wish Ben was here.

Jamie: [laughs] It’s his favorite one, isn’t it?

Micah: You don’t have audio of it somewhere? I mean, there’s got to be. How many times has he said that on the show?

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: There’s only 75 episodes where he said it.

[Micah laughs]

Jamie: [laughs] Yeah.

[Everyone laughs]

Matt: He can’t pinpoint the exact one.

Andrew: He says, [as Dumbledore] “It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.” Ben actually reworded it.

Jamie: He did! He got it wrong, didn’t he?

Andrew: But – yeah. But anyway, we got the gist of it, so – that is a great line: “It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.” And then, of course, Lucius Malfoy storms into Dumbledore’s office with Dobby at his side, and Lucius voices his concern over Dumbledore’s return, and Dumbledore rebuts by revealing to Lucius that the eleven other governors wanted him back after Ginny was attacked. Dumbledore goes on to explain to Lucius that the diary was only uncovered thanks to Harry and Ron and – so Lucius was very angry at this. And as he’s on his way out, Harry brings the diary back to Lucius in Harry’s sock. Lucius rips it off the sock, tosses it at Dobby, and Dobby sees this as being freed. And of course, Lucius freaks out, but Dobby protects Harry, and he sends a spell at Lucius that sends him flying and so all is well. We learn lots of good news at the feast party that follows. Most interesting, exams do end up getting cancelled. I don’t…

Matt: [as Hermione] “Oh no!”

Andrew: I don’t approve of that.

Micah: One of the things that I thought was kind of ironic about the Dobby scene is he says to Dobby, “Promise you’ll never try to save my life again,” and that’s exactly what he ends up doing.

Andrea: Mhm.

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah.

Andrea: Thank God he did. [laughs]

Matt: Then he dies.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: I guess that was a little foreshadowing right there.

Micah: Yeah. And “There’s no Hogwarts without you, Hagrid.” That was another terrible line in the movies.

[Andrea laughs]

Matt: Oh, shut up! That was a…

Micah: Did you cry?

Jamie: Oh, that’s a terrible line, isn’t it? Ugh!

Andrew: And so everyone heads home on the Hogwarts Express and everybody lives happily ever after. Until Prisoner of Azkaban.

Matt: [laughs] Until the next…

[Andrea laughs]

Andrew: But it’s so funny how these books always end so happily.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: At least the first couple.

Matt: Well, I was glad it ended on a happy note because that was the last time in the film that we got to see Richard Harris.

Jamie: Yeah, that is quite sad. Yeah.

Matt: Smiling with a twinkle in his eye.

Andrew: It is.

Matt: Sad that everyone was crying, though, too – in that scene, too. It was kind of sad. [sniffs]

Andrew: Okay. So that’s it for Chamber of Secrets. I can’t believe we’re finished! That was – what I love about these first two books is there’s eighteen chapters in each. So we can get through them nice and quick, but Prisoner of Azkaban gets longer, of course.

Jamie: Then Half-Blood Prince is like 400 chapters.

[Andrea and Andrew laugh]

Jamie: Or Order of the Phoenix.


Chapter-by-Chapter Review: Chamber of Secrets


Andrew: Yeah, so that finishes the last book…

Jamie: Book.

Andrew: Last short book. So let’s have a little quick review of Chamber of Secrets. A couple things worth discussing here. We were introduced to quite a few new characters in this book. Just to run through the most prominent ones: Lockhart, Colin Creevey, Moaning Myrtle, Tom Riddle, Lucius Malfoy, Arthur Weasley, Fawkes, Cornelius Fudge, Aragog and Dobby. Who do you think was the most interesting out of all those? Most interesting – the one you really enjoyed seeing the most in this book.

Andrea and

Micah:

Dobby.

Andrea and

Micah:

Yeah.

Andrew: Really? I was going to say Lockhart.

Jamie: I’d say Tom Riddle, just to be controversial.

Matt: I kind of want to say Lucius.

Jamie: Well, I’m glad to see that we’ve reached [laughs] an accord over it.

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: Well, I think…

Andrew: Okay…

Micah: With – or with Tom Riddle and Dobby, you can make the point that they have the biggest influence throughout the series.

Andrew: Yeah. And what about most meaningful moment in the book and/or chapter? I think most of the meaningful moments came out towards the end in these last few chapters that we discussed – namely, Harry and Tom Riddle’s fight, Harry and Ron’s encounter with Aragog, and Lucius being exposed and unintentionally freeing Dobby. That was one of those “Yeah!” moments where we get to see…

Jamie: That’s great…

Andrew: …everything go our way.

Jamie: That’s a great piece of writing as well because Jo is – he got freed because Harry wants him to be free rather than – it wasn’t plot dictating what happened. It was – if Harry hadn’t been the person that he is, Dobby wouldn’t have been freed because he wouldn’t have wanted to free him. So it’s quite – and then Dobby, obviously like we said, went on to influence the whole of the book. So it’s like Harry is making his choices, and his choices cause everything to go right. So it’s quite an interesting point, that one. That’s probably my most meaningful moment.

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: That one.

Andrew: I agree.

Jamie: That’s quite interesting.

Andrew: That’s a good point. And lastly, best quotes from the book. And again, it’s not like we’re doing lazy research but I think a lot of great quotes came from these last few chapters. Tom Riddle at one point says, “So this is what Dumbledore sends his great defender – a song bird and an old hat!”

Matt: “Old hat!”

[Matt does a terrible Parseltongue imitation]

Andrew: This is just the beginning of several examples of where Tom Riddle – Voldemort does not think everything through. We see him make multiple mistakes throughout the series and this is just another one. I mean, does he really think that Dumbledore didn’t send him worthwhile items? Is he really that stupid?

Andrea: He’s arrogant.

Jamie: I think he – yeah, yeah, and dismissive. But I wouldn’t have thought that he’d think that Fawkes – like it sort of contradicts what Voldemort is. Because he’s the most powerful wizard of all time, which means – like if you think of a Sith Lord, you wouldn’t think that they would write off the substance that gives them their power. Whereas Voldemort knows that Fawkes’s feather is in the thing. So even if he doesn’t know what the connection is, you’d think he’d make the connection.

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: I don’t know.

Andrew: It’s a good point. Another good quote from the series is – of course we talked about this earlier – “It is our choices, Harry that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.” And another Dumbledore quote that stood out, “The best of us must sometimes eat our words.” That’s so true.

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: Sometimes you got to just fess up.

Jamie: It’s a great line.

Andrew: Jamie…

Jamie: Hmmm?

Andrew: This is a good time to tell you that you need to learn from that quote.

[Matt and Andrea laugh]

Andrew: Just kidding.

Jamie: What else do I need to eat?

Andrew: Oh, many. I’ll start searching through our transcripts and find something.

Jamie: All right, cool. And then I’ll eat them.

Andrew: Something about eating fifty sausages one time?

Jamie: Yeah.

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Jamie: I don’t know what happened with that. I don’t know, I must have been – I must have been tired or…

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: …on something because I can’t believe I agreed to that. That was stupid.

Andrew: I think you need to start doing more outrageous bets like that.

Jamie: Maybe, maybe. What was the bet?

Andrew: I can’t remember. Does anyone remember? Micah, do you remember, or Matt?

Micah: I think it was something to do with – depending on whether Harry lived or not. Or if Harry was a Horcrux.

Jamie: Oh!

Micah: I don’t remember.

Andrew and

Matt:

Oh.

Jamie: Oh, what a cliff-hanger.

[Matt and Andrew laugh]

Jamie: Yeah, fifty sausages, though – that’s a hell of a lot of sausages.

Matt: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes. You promised you would eat fifty sausages if Harry Potter died in Book Seven.

Andrew: But he didn’t…

Jamie: But, I…

Matt: No, but you – that’s debatable.

Jamie: All right, then. I’m okay, then.

Andrew: Oh yeah, but I think we argued that he sort of half-died, so you should eat twenty-five.

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Jamie: Oh yeah, that’s true. See, twenty-five is doable but I’m a big fan of organic, free-range meat at the moment. I don’t eat any like…

Andrew: Are you a vegetarian now or something?

Jamie: …battery farm. No, no, no, I just like – okay, I went online and saw a couple of PETA’s videos…

Andrew: Oh.

Jamie: …and after that I was like, “nope.”

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: And Sophie convinces me as well, a lot. I don’t – yeah…

Andrew: I see.

Jamie: I’m a good boy, I’m a very good boy when it comes to eating meat.

Andrew: All right, fine. Oh…

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Andrew: Well, let’s not forget that YouTube video, that Big Mac challenge.

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Jamie: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Andrew: So you’ve changed after that, is what you’re saying. You’re not the man you used to be.

Jamie: Oh, I wouldn’t – I wouldn’t eat a Big Mac again, to put it lightly.

Andrew: I got it.

Jamie: I wouldn’t do it.

Andrew: Okay.

Jamie: I wouldn’t do that.

Andrew:

[laughs] All right.

Jamie: I do believe that’s a good thing as well.

Andrew: Okay.

Jamie: Yeah.

Matt: You eat the chicken nuggets.

Jamie: No, no, no. I condemn meat, Matt. Condemn meat. Tortured meat for all of its life.

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Jamie: And that’s why I don’t – you shouldn’t as well.

Matt: Well, I only eat meat that’s through suicide.

Andrew: What?

Jamie: [laughs] What, like hari-kari, they put the thing in.

[Matt laughs]

Jamie: Twist it up.

Andrew: Okay, well that does it, like I said, for Chamber of Secrets, so we won’t have Quote Quiz this week, but next week we will get into Prisoner of – or not next week, but in a couple of weeks, we’ll get into Prisoner of Azkaban, Chapters 1-3! Woohoo!

Jamie: Oh yeah.


Listener Tweet: Basilisk Venom


Andrew: So send in your questions and feedback about these upcoming chapters now, as well as the chapters we just discussed, and to do that, you can go to MuggleCast.com and click on “Contact,” and you’ll be able to send in your feedback there. So, before we completely wrap up Chapter-by-Chapter today, let’s get through a few tweets that we received, as well as some e-mails. I’m going to try to get through these quickly. First one’s from Project_Alice:

“Why didn’t the poison instantly kill Harry? A twelve year old boy versus giant basilisk venom – some spiders only take minutes to kill you.”

Jamie: That is a fair point, yeah.

Andrew: It is. Maybe just for – to make it more dramatic.

Matt: Dramatic effect, yeah.

Jamie: And he is in pain, as well, if it was that powerful, potent…

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Yeah, he did scream like a girl after he got stabbed.

Jamie: Typical. Typical Harry.


Listener Tweet: Fawkes/Dumbledore’s Hand


Andrew: Gabbysm11 writes:

“This may be a dumb question, but if a phoenix’s tears can heal anything, how come Fawkes didn’t heal Dumbledore’s hand in ‘Half-Blood Prince’?”

I think Dumbledore didn’t want it to be healed, it…

Jamie: What?

Andrew: He just knew it was his time to go.

Jamie: The curse was too powerful, though, wasn’t it? That was the point.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrea: Right.

Matt: Well, he accepted his fate, I think that was also in…

Micah: Well, yeah, I agree with what Matt said, because the whole reason he puts it on is because of – you know, he’s overcome by the power of the Deathly Hallows. He wants the ring on his hand; he wants to sort of feel the power of it all.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: And I think that greed, he kind of – through that greed, he kind of accepts his own fate. You know, going off of what Jamie said, the curse is just so powerful, I don’t know that Fawkes could heal it.

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrea: Right, it’s the whole dark magic excuse.

Jamie: Yeah.


Listener Tweet: Deceptive Dumbledore


Andrew: alexandramoff writes:

“Dumbledore was one conniving man. He continually deceives Harry, but this reflects Harry’s age. One must remember that he’s twelve.”

Well, we’ve had discussions about that.

Micah: The whole “pig for slaughter” thing.

Jamie: It is a controversial issue, isn’t it?

Andrew: Yeah, pig for slaughter. Yeah.

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: That was a very good discussion we had.

Matt: Amazing.


Listener Tweet: The Diary


Andrew: Next feedback – piece of feedback comes from sundayrain23:

“How did Dumbledore get the diary back from Lucius Malfoy after Harry freed Dobby? Did Malfoy leave it on the floor, or…”

I think Malfoy just left it on the floor, right?

Micah: I have no idea. That’s one of those weird things…

Jamie: That wasn’t written in, was it?

Micah: No, it wasn’t written in.

Andrew: I think he sort of just left it on the ground.

Matt: Well, he asked if he borrowed it. Harry borrowed it from Dumbledore, so he probably gave it back.


Listener Tweet: Sneaky Sneaky Fawkes


Andrew: Maybe. Same person writes,

“Did Ron just not notice Fawkes enter the Chamber or is there another way to get in?”

Micah: Huh?

Andrew: Fawkes probably just flew over him or something.

Jamie: Yeah.

Andrew: Ron does…

Jamie: Or he came in really quickly like a plane.

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: Like a jet.

Andrew: And Ron doesn’t – if we’re – if his character’s to be believed in the movie, Ron doesn’t think too fast. [laughs]

Jamie: Yeah.

Matt: Well it’s also a chamber, there’s probably a different exit – or entrance.

Andrew: Or entrance. Yeah.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrea: Maybe he can Apparate.

Andrew and

Matt:

Ooh!

[Andrea laughs]

Matt: Maybe he cried his way through.

Jamie: Yeah. [laughs]

[Andrea laughs]


Listener Tweet: Fawkes Controversy


Andrew: Kirti_kermit writes:

“Why didn’t Fawkes die when she punctured the Basilisk’s eyes? She couldn’t have done it without looking straight into it, right?”

Jamie: Not to be controversial, but isn’t Fawkes a he?

Micah: Yeah, I was going to say. [laughs]

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: Yeah.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Why didn’t he? Maybe…

Jamie: Maybe she just…

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: Maybe he just aimed and went with it. [laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, or closed his eyes. He ain’t dumb, he knows what he’s facing.

Micah: Well, in all fairness…

Jamie: And they’re huge eyes as well.

Micah: …Fawkes can’t really die, he just gets reborn anyway.

Jamie: Yeah.

Matt: And he gets blown up with ashes and blinds the Basilisk.

Micah: Exactly.

Jamie: Yeah. I bet he just gets into pub fights and bar fights all the time, because he knows he can just get reborn even if he gets killed and stuff.

[Andrea laughs]

Jamie: He brawls all over the place, Fawkes.


Listener Tweet: Did Dumbledore Know?


Andrew: Nidia112 writes:

“Do you think that Dumbledore knew that the diary would be so valuable, or that it was a Horcrux?”

Micah: Yeah. And I pulled that quote from Half-Blood Prince where Dumbledore says, “Four years ago, I received what I considered certain proof that Voldemort had split his soul.”

Jamie: Oh, that’s a great, great connection, Micah. Brilliant connection.

Micah: Thank you.

Andrew: That’s a pretty badass line, too.

Jamie: That’s awesome.

Andrew: [as Dumbledore] “Four years ago, I received what I considered certain proof that Voldemort had split his soul. Hmm…”

Jamie: Yeah, it’s a great line. And it’s on page 500 exactly.

Andrew: [laughs] Yeah.

Micah: American edition.


The British Joke of the Day


Andrew: Okay, so Jamie it is time now for your British Joke of the Day. This is exciting.

Jamie: I hope it’s going to live up to it.

Andrew: It’s the first one of 2010. This segment is now six years old? five?

Jamie: Oh, it’s something – whoa, when did the show start?

Andrew: Well, we’re actually – I should mention this – I realised that we’re approaching our fifth birthday, which is very exciting.

Jamie: Fifth birthday?!

Andrew: Yeah. It’ll be in August.

Jamie: Oh, that’s insane!

Andrew: Yeah.

Jamie: That’s insane. We have to do something so special for that.

Andrew: I think so.

Jamie: Some type of huge party in Vegas.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: I’m down for that. All right, so Jamie, let’s hear it.

Jamie: All right. Going with the controversial theme – it’s a bit controversial. Not really, though. I don’t know. A man walks into an emergency room with two black eyes and a broken nose. The doctor asked him what happened. “Well,” says the man, “I was having a nice round of golf with my wife. She sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed that one of the cows had something protruding from its rear end. Sure enough, when I lifted its tail, there was my wife’s golf ball.” “And?” asked the doctor. “Well,” the man said, “that’s when I lifted the cow’s tail, pointed, and yelled to the missis, ‘Hey honey, this one here looks like yours.'”

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Wow.

[Everyone laughs]

Matt: Wait…

Andrew: That is something Jamie.

[Everyone laughs]

Jamie: That’s not too bad…

Micah: No…

Andrew: No…

Micah: We’re going to be five years old. We can hear those kinds of jokes.

Matt: That’s totally G-rated…

Jamie: We can – yeah, yeah.

[Andrea and Andrew laugh]

Andrew: Well, thank you Jamie. We always rely on you for a good bit of humor on the show…

Jamie: Well…

Matt: [laughs] A good bit of wholesome fun.

Andrew: Really, the whole episode is one big British Joke of the Day, because Jamie inserts British humor throughout the entire show.

Micah: You know, Andrew…

Jamie: Oh come on Andrew. You’re going to make me blush in a second.

[Everyone laughs]


Would Harry Be Petrified Seeing The Basilisk Through His Glasses?


Micah: There was one e-mail – just one really quick thing that Carson, 14 of Ohio brought up because a couple people asked this: That if Harry saw the Basilisk through his glasses, would he have been petrified?

Andrew: Oh…

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: …I don’t know. This is sort of debatable because it’s sort of like the whole mirror thing. If Hermione was ready to look at it with a mirror…

Matt: But that’s a reflection. So was the water…

Andrea: Or the camera lens.

Matt: He doesn’t see the basilisk through a reflection if it’s through his glasses.

Jamie: It’s actually more concentrated, isn’t it?…

Matt: Yeah it’s a direct…

Jamie: …if they’re convex…

Matt: Yeah.

Jamie: …or concave?

Matt: It’s direct contact with your eyes.

Jamie: So he died twice.

Andrew: He would actually die…

[Micah laughs]

Matt: Magnified because of the glasses.

Andrew: He’d be double petrified?

Jamie: Yeah, double petrified…

[Micah laughs]

Micah: No, no, he died, wouldn’t he?

Andrew: Yeah, no I think you’re right. [laughs]

Micah: Which is like being double petrified.


Announcement: Podcast Alley and Infinitus 2010


Andrew: Okay, so before we let everyone go today, we want to remind you to vote for us on PodcastAlley.com. We’re currently not in the top ten list. So please do vote for us. Please do vote for us at PodcastAlley.com. You can vote for us by visiting MuggleCast.com, and we’re going to put a link there, too. You can click on Podcast Alley on the right under Community Outlets and we appreciate your vote. We also remind – want to remind everyone we hope you go to Infinitus 2010. The site is Infinitus2010.org. The event will be held in Orlando, Florida from July 15th to the 18th…

Jamie: Oh.

Andrew: …at the Universal Studios…

Jamie: Nice.

Andrew: …Orlando Resort. It’s going to be an amazing event. They actually just announced…

Jamie: What a great idea.

Andrew: Yeah. They actually just made a pretty cool announcement. A Very Potter Sequel will be premiering at Infinitus. It’s going to be making the premiere! So that’s very cool. As we discussed on last week’s episode, A Very Potter Musical was very successful, very popular in the Harry Potter fandom and on YouTube, and now the sequel to that musical is going to be premiering at Infinitus. So very cool stuff. Infinitus2010.org, again, is the site. Hopefully you can register and attend. We hope to be there. We hope to be doing a podcast there.

Matt: I say we audition.

[Andrea laughs]

Andrew: For A Very Potter – no – well…

Matt: Yeah. A Very Potter Sequel.

Andrew: Do you have the – I don’t think you could sing…

Matt: I think I’d have the credentials. I have to get my resume.

Andrew: Yeah.

[Andrea and Jamie laugh]

Matt: Let me put that together.

Jamie: Work on it.

Andrew: And also, just as a – every once in a while we like to throw out happy birthday wishes to some of the listeners, and Pablo wrote in to ask us to wish his friend Laura a happy birthday. She turns seventeen on January 19th, so happy birthday to her. That’s wonderful.

Andrea: Feliz cumpleaÒos. Yeah.

Andrew: She’s a big listener…

Matt: Ooh!

Andrew: …and fan.

Andrea: Well I figured she’s in Colombia. So… [laughs]

Andrew: Do you know…

Matt: Oh…

Andrew: Is that near where you used to live or something? What are you saying? Andrea?

Andrea: No, no.

Matt: No, she’s speaking Spanish. She’s saying happy birthday.

Andrea: Yeah.

Andrew: Oh!

Jamie: God, Andrew, keep up!

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Sorry, I…

Matt: Geez! You’re so cultured.

Micah: It’s like having Laura back all over again.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Yeah. I’m being corrected. Ugh! I’m just kidding. Anyway, we also want to remind everyone that – to visit MuggleCast.com, it has all the information you need to learn more about the show. You can contact us, you can find our community outlets. We encourage you to follow us on Twitter and also become a fan of us on Facebook and also to vote for us once a month on Podcast Alley. Everything, everything, everything you need is right there…

Jamie: Do everything.

Andrew: …on MuggleCast.com. Jamie, I can’t believe you actually have a Twitter now.

Jamie: Yeah, I do.

Matt: Are you following any of us?

Jamie: I finally jumped on the bandwagon. Yeah, I am. I’m following Andrew. I think I’m following you as well, Matt, because I remember seeing a message from you and I’m pretty sure I clicked Follow. I don’t know though.

Andrew: I wouldn’t follow Matt, he’s not very interesting.

Jamie: He’s not interesting?

Matt: Oh, well whatever Active!

Andrew: I don’t follow him.

[Andrew and Jamie laugh]

Jamie: Active! That’s such a cool name, Andrew. Active.

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: You’re like a superhero, Active. Active-man!

Andrew: Well, what’s your Twitter name, if people want to follow you, Jamie?

Jamie: I was going to do a shameless plug.

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: It’s Twitter.com/lawrencejamie, backwards.

[Show music begins]

Jamie: My name backwards. Andrew, you’ve currently got over 8,000 followers and I’ve got about 710!

[Andrea and Andrew laugh]

Jamie: So if I get to – if I beat Andrew at some point – if I get more than him I’ll eat something ridiculous.

Matt: 50 sausages.

[Everyone laughs]

Jamie: I don’t know what yet. I’ll put it on there. Maybe not 50 but perhaps like 20 organic ones, free range ones, maybe.

Andrew: [laughs] Okay.

Jamie: So yeah, yeah. I’ll come up with a thing to do so please, please, please follow me. I want to beat Andrew.

Andrew: [laughs] Okay.

[Andrea laughs]

Andrew: That’s a pretty big challenge.

Jamie: You’ve got like twelve times as many followers as me, Andrew.

Andrew: Well, start tweeting some stuff about Harry Potter, and they’ll want to follow you. But, I’m sure they’ll want to follow you anyway, because…

Jamie: Aw!

Andrew: You Tweet lots of interesting stuff.

Micah: You could do a British Joke of the Day.

Andrew: Yeah start Tweeting some jokes, they’ll like that.

Jamie: See, that’s an idea. But, it’s the Internet. They can just type something into Google and get hundreds of jokes on their…

Andrew: All…

Jamie: Yeah, but – true, true, true. I’ll…

Andrew: They like how you harvest the jokes, and pick the best of the best.

Matt: It’s your taste, that they want.

Andrea: It means more coming from Jamie.

Matt: It’s the taste of your jokes.

Jamie: I’ll try and do it, then. I’ll try and be innovative when it comes to jokes and put some on there.

Andrew: All right…

Matt: Yeah, after five years Jamie.

[Andrea laughs]

Jamie: They should be pretty good, shouldn’t they?


Show Close


Andrew: All right, well thank you everyone, for listening. It’s been another fun show. Andrea, thank you for coming on.

Andrea: Thanks for having me!

Andrew: And, we hope to have you on again soon. And Jamie, it was great talking to you, hopefully…

Jamie: You too.

Andrew: …we’ll see you on again soon, as well.

Jamie: Let me stay again. Let me stay. Please let me stay for a bit.

Andrew: Of course! You’re always – you’re always – you’re still a part – I still absolutely consider you a huge part of the show.

Jamie: Oh good, Andrew! I’m glad, I’m glad.

[Andrew laughs]

Jamie: That’s nice.

[Andrea laughs]

Andrew: Thanks again everyone for listening, I’m Andrew Sims.

Jamie: I’m Jamie Lawrence.

Micah: I’m Micah Tannenbaum.

Matt: I’m Matthew Britton.

Andrea: And I’m Andrea Salazar.

Andrew: We’ll see you next time for Episode 190. Bye-bye!

Jamie: Bye!

Micah and Matt: Bye!

Andrea: Bye!

[Show music ends]


Bloopers


Andrew: I’m Andrew Sims.

[Prolonged silence]

[Everyone laughs]

Jamie: Oh! I…

Andrew: Who knows what the order – Jamie, Micah, Matt, Andrea.

Matt: Okay.

Jamie: You going to start again, then, or just…

Andrew: No, go ahead, you can…

Jamie: All right. No, no, no, I need the…

Andrew: You need the flow?

[Micah laughs]

Jamie: The momentum, the you – Yeah, yeah.

Andrew: [laughs] All right. One, two, three, four.

Transcript #188

MuggleCast 188 Transcript


Show Intro


[“How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying” is ending]

[Intro music begins]

Andrew: Broadcasting live on Ustream to Potter fans across the world…

[Intro music continues]

Andrew: …this is MuggleCast Episode 188 for December 29th, 2009.

[Show music begins]

Andrew: Yes! Ladies and gentlemen, it’s December 29th, 2009. We’re just two days away from the New Year, and what better way to celebrate than by looking back at the past year? We’re going to do that with you guys tonight, and by “we” I am referring to some of the greatest people in podcasting. First up, Laura Thompson. Hello, Miss Laura!

Laura: Hey Andrew, how are you?

Andrew: I’m great, how are you today?

Laura: I’m good.

Andrew: Oh, you’re a lady of few words tonight.

Laura: I am. Sorry.

[Andrew laughs]

Laura: That’s okay, I’m saving it for the show.

Andrew: I see. We’re also joined by Eric. Hey, Eric.

Eric: Hey, Andrew. How are you doing?

Andrew: Good. Are you happy I put in that song that you requested tonight? You requested…

[Show music ends]

Eric: Oh yes.

Andrew: …that fine show tune. And also online: Micah Tannenbaum!

Micah: What’s up?

Andrew: And last but not least – [laughs] – Mikey Bouchereau. What’s up, Mikey?

Mikey: What’s up, homey? [laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, I put a…

Mikey: What’s so funny about my name?

Andrew: Nothing’s funny about your name. I put a picture of you in the chat and you’re wearing a Santa hat.

Mikey: No – I’m wearing my Santa hat. That was my Christmas card from last year.

Andrew: Yes, it was. Yes, I went on Facebook and I stalked you. So anyway, like I said, we have a great show planned for you guys tonight. We wanted to do a Year in Review show, but we also wanted to make it interesting and unique and different. So what we’re going to do tonight is we’re going to look back at the biggest stories of the year. But we’re going to do it in a unique way. We’re going to – we have different categories outlined, and we’re going to let you guys decide which story in each category wins the Best of the Year award. And so we’ve got nine of those categories and we’re going to go through those. And then we also are going to look at the best moments in MuggleCast history. And we’re also going to have a fun little trivia giveaway. So all around, it sounds like an amazing time. Wouldn’t you guys agree?

Mikey: That sounds kind of awesome.

Laura: Definitely, yeah.

Andrew: “Kind of awesome.” I would…

Mikey: I’m kind of excited. I am excited – not even kind of!

Andrew: [laughs] But first, as always, Micah Tannenbaum is going to update us with the latest news in the Harry Potter world. Micah, what’s been going on?


News: Deathly Hallows: Part I Cast List


Micah: Well, late last week, Warner Brothers released a list of Deathly Hallows: Part I cast members…

Andrew: Yes.

Micah: …in a little bit of a 2010 preview kit for members of the press. And being a member of the press, Andrew, I know you received this. And there were several new Potter cast members to note, many of whom were confirmed over the course of the last few months…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: …including Bill Nighy, who will play Scrimgeour, Rhys Ifans who will play Xenophilius Lovegood, Ciaran Hinds who will play Aberforth Dumbledore, Jamie Campbell Bower who will play Grindelwald, and David O’Hara who will play Albert Runghorn – Runcorn, sorry. But the biggest name on the list was Miranda Richardson…

[Laura laughs]

Micah: …who…

Andrew: Right.

Micah: …of course, Order of the – or, not Order of the Phoenix, Goblet of Fire – why am I blanking on her name.

Eric: Wasn’t she quoted as saying…

Andrew: She – yeah.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: She was…

Eric: She was quoted as saying…

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: “I will never have anything to do with the Harry Potter series again.”

Micah: Yeah.

Eric: “It’s childish…”

[Laura laughs]

Eric: .”..ridiculous and I don’t want anything…”

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: “…to do with it.”

Andrew: Is that why you were laughing…

Micah: I don’t…

Andrew: …Laura?

Micah: …think it was that bad.

Laura: I don’t – yeah, I don’t think it was that bad. But it was definitely very weird what she said. I remember watching the interview.

Andrew: It was…

Laura: It was…

Andrew: …our…

Laura: …up on the website.

Andrew: Yeah, it was our…

Laura: Yeah!

Andrew: …interview with her and we asked, are you – somebody asked, “Are you going to be back for Potter?” Or, “Are you going to be back again?” And she is, like, “No.” And Emerson’s, like, “Why?” [laughs] She gave this – here, let me read the quote real quick. Do we – oh, is it on the main page right now? Maybe not. But basically, it was just weird. She was talking out of her butt, to be quite frank.

Laura: Yeah, it was like she had no idea what she was talking about.

Andrew: Yeah.

Laura: Pretty much. I almost wonder if she was mid-negotiation, or if they had an issue…

Micah: Oh, here we…

Laura: …with her on the Goblet of Fire. I have no idea.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: Yeah, here is the quote, Andrew. Did you find it?

Andrew: Yeah. She says…

Micah: Or – I have it.

Andrew: She says: “Why aren’t I coming back? I don’t know. Partly because it’s always nice to see new people. And also because they’ll have a different angle on the story. It’s never going to be the book on film exactly. The book is one thing, the film is another. They’ll take certain aspects from the book and, you know, make it something that they hope will be commercial and people will want to see.”

Eric: What does that have to do with her being back?

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: I don’t know. It…

Eric: Her giving a reason that it’s always fun to see new people seems like a reason she would be back.

Andrew: I really think at the time she just didn’t enjoy it. I hate to say that…

Eric: You know what this reminds me of?

Andrew: …but – what?

Eric: This reminds me of – Laura, you know this – the Miss Teen U.S.A. of a few years ago who, was asked that one question about peace…

Laura: Oh, right!

Eric: …I think it was.

Laura: Right.

Eric: And she…

Laura: Miss South Carolina…

Eric: Yeah, just kept talking.

Laura: …wasn’t it?

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: Miss South Carolina, yes.

Andrew: And she starts…

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: …blabbering.

Eric: It was just…

Laura: Yeah.

Eric: The answer was so incoherent. It had nothing to do with the question. And she was trying her best, but – I’m happy to see Miranda Richardson back. I think it’s going to be great.

Andrew: Yeah, I mean she played a great Rita Skeeter, there’s no doubt about that.

Laura: Yeah I agree; she was awesome.

Micah: Yeah.

Andrew: So no reason to dwell on that. What else, Micah?


News: Trelawney’­s Role


Micah: Well going along with this Movie 7 news, we never posted this because it was never confirmed but there was a lot of talk about – with Emma Thompson not playing Professor Trelawney; that Nicolette Sheridan was going to take over the role…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: …and that raises the sexiness level of Professor Trelawney…

[Andrew and Laura laugh]

Micah: …to I don’t even know what. I don’t know if – it goes off the scale.

Andrew: Well, we should probably first say, that’s been a rumor, we never posted it. I don’t think any fan sites posted it.

Micah: Right, that’s what I said.

Andrew: Oh, okay. It showed up on this Nicolette Sheridan fan site, and it’s weird because it wasn’t even a fan site. It’s just – it looks like a cheap way to make a quick buck off of her or something, but anyways, so this fan site said “She’ll also be playing Trelawney in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows,” and we tried to confirm it and the agents didn’t get back to us. I’m just going to go with no.

Micah: We just wanted to throw it out there, just in case.

Andrew: Right, right, just in case. Then we’ll be like, “told you so.” But in the mean time…

[Micah laughs]

Andrew: In the meantime, we wait to hear. So you think she’ll look really sexy?

Micah: In more Movie 7 news…

Andrew: Hmm?

Micah: Well, I’m just saying, Trelawney in general, I don’t think was ever a very attractive character…

Andrew: No.

Micah: …but if you put Nicolette Sheridan and some of her attributes into the role of Professor Trelawney…

[Laura and Mikey laugh]

Micah: This is a PG podcast so I can’t really go any further than that, but I’ll leave it there.

Andrew: Emma Thompson’s attractive though, and she was Trelawney.

Micah: She is.

Andrew: Yeah. I’m not sure what you’re saying, Micah.

Micah: Not that…

Andrew: But I guess we…

[Laura and Mikey laugh]

Mikey: Micah, I’m – honestly, I think you’re digging yourself a hole here my friend.

Andrew: Yeah, let’s just leave it there.

Mikey: Let’s continue, what else do we have from the news, Micah? What else do we have here?


News: Bill Nighy


Micah: Well Movie 7 news, we mentioned Bill Nighy earlier, he did an interview recently where he talked about playing the Minister of Magic in Movie 7. And a lot of people liked this interview because it seemed as if they were staying true to the books again, and that Nighy was really involved in this character and he was quoted as saying, “Scrimgeour is a tragic figure. He knows what’s coming, it’s a very moving thing to play. He’s also very powerful and has had a very complicated progress to the top. And he has an interesting relationship with Harry, who views him initially with contempt, but then it’s softened by subsequent events. There’s a scene where he delivers Dumbledore’s legacy to the three children. He gives them all the things Dumbledore has left them and that’s when it’s indicated that he may not be around for much longer.”

Andrew: Right. So that’s…

Mikey: Wow.

Andrew: …it’s good – it’s good to hear from him.

Micah: So, it’s good to see all these characters.

Laura: Yeah, I really liked that because it shows that he’s invested in his character, and that he’s really paying attention to the story which – sometimes I kind of get the idea from some of the adult actors when they sort of talk out of their butts about this, that they really have no clue what’s going on so…

Andrew: Yeah.

Laura: …I really enjoyed reading this.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: You hear him saying words like, “legacy”…

Laura: Yeah, he’s awesome.

Eric: …referring to Harry Potter. You know, shows that – also that – with the Deathly Hallows split that occurred, that Movie 7 they’re able to show these little things, these little character things how Scrimgeour’s character is tragic and may be portrayed as such on – the movie just gives me goose bumps.

Andrew: Right.

Eric: To see that they’ll have that much time with – since they’re doing two movies instead of trying to condense it into one, that they’ll have time to show that.

Andrew: What else is in the news, Micah?


News: The Best of…


Micah: Well, if people have been checking out MuggleNet over the course of the last week or so, there’s been a few lists that have come out related to the “Best of the Year” and the “Best of the Decade” – and in any newspaper I think if you pick it up or you go on any website, all these people are putting together the “Bests of the Decade” lists…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: …and Half-Blood Prince – we’ll start with “Best of the Year.” Half-Blood Prince did pick up a couple of different titles and Yahoo! Movies actually, today, released their top ten trailers of 2009, but surprisingly Half-Blood Prince only came in at number five.

Andrew: Well – hold on, hold on. Most viewed, right? It was the most…

Micah: Most viewed, yeah.

Andrew: Top five most viewed.

Micah: Most viewed trailer of 2009.

Andrew: So, yeah. And so I think that plays a role in why Harry Potter wasn’t number one. Or a little bit higher up the list. But all these lists, it’s sort of just like, “Oh, we get it now.” I mean, we have no room to talk because we’re doing a list or two tonight, but [laughs] it’s like, “Shut up already!” you know, and it really is…

Micah: It is interesting.

Andrew: It is interesting.

Micah: Number five is not exactly at the top though. And yeah, it’s specific to Yahoo! Movies, on their website, but they’re a pretty big website and for Half-Blood Prince to be all the way down at number five I think is – it’s kind of surprising.

Mikey: I can tell you one thing…

Eric: Wasn’t there – wasn’t there another top ten list? Yeah, where Half-Blood Prince was like number ten? Twilight made number four, but Half-Blood Prince was like, bottom of the list.

Andrew: For what? What – what was that?

Eric: Did you guys – is that one of the lists we have listed here?

Andrew: What…

Eric: I have to research. I just heard about it today.

Andrew: Okay. Well, I mean…

Eric: Just one of those…

Andrew: Most viewed, that was the one Yahoo! was referring to. Transformers beat Harry Potter in the top ten box office movies of 2009 on Yahoo! Movies. You know, Micah…

Micah: That was domestically. I think we should – we should clear that up though, I mean…

Andrew: Right. Internationally it did better…

Micah: The Transformers made more money here in the United States than Half-Blood Prince did, but what was interesting was looking at the comments and everybody was ripping the American public for going to see Transformers

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: …more than they saw Harry Potter, and I think the thing is, is people are forgetting that America contributed a third of the 900 million dollars that went towards this movie being successful and being the number eight grossing movie of all time.

Andrew: Right. So, yeah.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Micah, you’re very passionate about this. It’s almost like you’re getting angry. [laughs]

Micah: Well, it’s funny when you read these comments of people. They’re just – they’ve got a…

Mikey: Micah…

Micah: …such venom that they’re spewing.

Mikey: …did you see Transformers?

Micah: I did not.

Mikey: That’s why you don’t understand. I saw that movie. Trust me, I understand where everyone else is coming from. That movie was…

Andrew: Oh, because it was bad?

Mikey: Oh, it was so bad.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: See, I heard that.

Mikey: And I love Transformers. I grew up with it, I grew up with the cartoon, and I was so disappointed. It was sad. Like, the movie was just…

Eric: I keep hearing that it was that horrible. Yeah.

Laura: Yeah.

Mikey: It was – it was sad.

Andrew: On the other hand, though…

Micah: These lists are so subjective.

Andrew: Yeah, exactly. On the other hand, though, Harry Potter did very well on USA Today‘s top books – Top Ten Books of the Decade, did very well with the list by the Telegraph, which called it – which called J.K. Rowling the author of the decade. In many, many reports, Harry Potter was the – who called – oh, Entertainment Weekly called Harry Potter the Entertainer of the Decade, and I think they’re absolutely right. I mean, as we all can agree, Harry Potter definitely revolutionized the reading and entertainment and franchises. It’s just unbelievable.

Eric: Many industries, yeah.

Micah: Well, with USA Today, and I hate to keep digging on people, but I’m going to continue to do it, the facts in this USA Today article were completely off.

Andrew: Right.

Micah: And…

Andrew: Name them. What…

Micah: …they called Goblet of Fire the third book in the series…

[Everyone laughs]

Micah: …which isn’t true. And then they spelled the name of the seventh movie wrong, or the seventh book wrong…

Andrew: [laughs] And you emailed…

Micah: …and so I decided – I e-mailed the guy who wrote the article…

Andrew: Mhm.

Eric: Oh, God, no.

Micah: …and – because what happened was, he gave six of the top ten spots, six of the top ten spots on this list to Harry Potter books…

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: …but none of them came in higher than number 3. Order of the Phoenix came in at number 3.

Andrew: Which…

Micah: And I said, “So, hey, what’s up?” Go ahead.

Andrew: Which is very weird, because number-wise, all-time number wise, Harry Potter is number one in the decade. What is it? I think 450 million worldwide according to…

Eric: Are you counting the whole series or what?

Andrew: I think so, yeah, which can’t compare – I think that’s according to Wikipedia or something. So, yeah, that article on USA Today was so – was way off, and he replied to you, right?

Micah: He did, and this guy, Bob Minzesheimer, he said on the last question first…

Laura: You fail at journalism, Bob. [laughs]

Micah: …which was about how he put together the list, he said the list was based on all sales within the decade, regardless of when the book was published. For example, To Kill a Mockingbird came in at about 25 or so, and he said he would double-check the Potter facts that I said were wrong…

[Eric laughs]

Micah: …and “Appreciate your close reading. Potter fans unite. Cheers.”

Andrew: [laughs] Bob is getting attacked in the live Ustream chat right now, everybody who’s listening in live. Bob fail. BobFail L-O-L.

[Everybody laughs]

Andrew: It’s a BobFail. So anyways, that’s very sad. But at least he learned his mistake, Micah. You know?

Micah: He did. But he didn’t correct the article [laughs] so I don’t know how much he actually learned.

Andrew: Well, anyway, what else is going on?


News: Half-Blood Prince Final Figures


Micah: Well, we talked a little about Half-Blood Prince earlier, the final numbers came out for the movie and it finished with 934.5 million dollars. And that solidifies that it is number 8, for right now, on the all time box-office list.

Andrew: Yeah. That is so impressive!

Mikey: Wow.

Andrew: But I guess there’s not much else to say.

Mikey: That’s a lot of money.

[Laura laughs]

Mikey: That’s a big number.

Micah: It’s a lot of money.

Andrew: And what else is in the news, Micah? [laughs]


News: How to Succeed Without Really Trying


Micah: You played the song earlier, Andrew. Dan Radcliffe participated in, last week I think it was, in a table reading of How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying.

Andrew: That’s right.

Micah: And it’s a musical. I don’t honestly know much more about it.

Andrew: Well, here’s the thing about it.

Micah: I know Eric does.

Andrew: Here’s the thing about this story. This new report has revealed, like you said, that he participated in a table reading. And this guy who was there in the audience watching it said, he said that he was really impressed by Dan. And he said – there’s some quote about his singing – but did anyone else picture Dan Radcliffe as a singer? Like I never knew he – [laughs] sung before. So…

Laura: Yeah, I knew that he played instruments and stuff, but I didn’t know he sang.

Andrew: Yeah. What, Eric?

Eric: It’ll be fun to watch. I wasn’t – the lead role doesn’t require that much musical, vocal talent. It’s not that difficult, in other words, to do that. Because that was a role I picked up in high school and I had to have vocal training for it but I was allowed to keep some of my vocal faults, in other words, because the music wasn’t that too challenging. So I’m sure Dan will do a great job, but as far as this story goes, of him participating in this table reading, before this news story came out I think it was just a rumor or something, but I know we’ll be rating news stories throughout this show but in my opinion this is my favorite news story of this year.

Andrew: [laughs] I think you see potential to go and train him. Like you’re going to write to him and be like, “Hey Dan, listen.”

Eric: “Dude, I have to…”

Andrew: “…I’m very involved in the Harry Potter community…”

Eric: No, I just…

Andrew: “…and I feel that I can help you out. This could be very beneficial to both of us. Please Dan, please.”

Eric: I’m just passionate about this musical when I heard that it was going to be revived and that Dan Radcliffe could be in the lead role. I just, I get excited.

Andrew: Good.

Eric: I will have the first ticket to see it. It’s just…

Andrew: I’ll be front row! Eric Scull. You heard it now. He’ll be front row, opening night. Standing by the stage door after the show. Congratulating Eric Scull – or, Dan Radcliffe.

Eric: It’s a great musical. It is a great musical.

Andrew: I’m glad you’re happy.

Eric: And not enough people know about it. Which is why I was glad you played that song, so thank you.

Andrew: [laughs] You’re the biggest fan boy for this upcoming thing going on here.

Eric: Of this production, yup.


Best Moments in MuggleCast History: Patrick Doyle


Andrew: Anyway, that does it for the news. We’re going to, like I said at the beginning of the show, we’re going to look at some of the best moments of 2009 in MuggleCast history and we’re going to play them throughout the show. And we’re going to play the first one now. First clip is from episode 170 where – when we interviewed the Goblet of Fire composer, Patrick Doyle. Matt and Micah conducted this interview, Micah, do you want to set this clip up?

Micah: No, this was just part of our interview with composer, Patrick Doyle. He was talking about how he really came up with the – what was it – the “Harry Potter Waltz” on a whim.

Andrew: Right.

Micah: It was kind of just out of nowhere.

Andrew: Yeah.

Micah: And obviously it went on to become a lot of people’s favorite song from that film.

Andrew: Right. Okay. So let’­s go back in time and listen to it now. [time-travelling noise]

[Andrew plays a clip from Episode 170. To view the transcript for this interview, click here.]

Andrew: So, there you go. That’s a little piece of MuggleNet’s – he talked so fast, I don’t know how you guys could’ve understood him. And speaking of that, Matt’s going to join us now. Matt, hello. Are you on mic yet?

Matt: Yeah yeah, I’m fine.

Andrew: Hey!

Matt: Yeah, I’m here. Hey.

Andrew: Hi, Matt!

Matt: Hi!

Andrew: And that is one of the moments…

Eric: The chat exploded, Matt.

Andrew: …in MuggleCast history.

Micah: Well, how the transcribers could possibly understand what he was saying, I have no idea.

Andrew: Did they get it transcribed?

Micah: No, they did a pretty good job. Yeah.


MuggleCast Year in Review


Andrew: Oh, well, good job, transcribers. But that was very hard. So anyway – okay. This, I’m really excited for. We’re about to start our Year In Review. This is actually the second time we’re doing these MuggleCasties Awards, and…

[Dramatic award-type music plays]

Andrew: …basically, it’s a very exciting event. This is our second annual event, as I said before. And how it’s going to work is, I’m going to place a poll live on Ustream right at this moment. We’re going to do it for each category, and then listeners will be able to vote live and decide which item wins in that category. Sound fun?

Matt: Yeah.

Mikey: Sounds fun. Really fun.

Eric: Andrew! You got rid of the Emma Watson poll.

Laura: Sounds awesome.

Andrew: We did get rid of it because we had to leave it for Ben, but maybe we’ll do it the next episode. I didn’t have the stuff prepared.

Eric: Okay.

Andrew: So…

Laura: I don’t think I want to know.


Best Potter Video of 2009


Andrew: [laughs] So our first category…

Mikey: Oh…

Andrew: …for today is Best Harry Potter video, and the first option is going to be “A Very Potter Musical,” which was that Harry Potter musical that that acting troupe created a few months ago. It really took the fandom by storm, because it was very well written. Then we also have the Deathly Hallows – the first Deathly Hallows trailer, of course, came out with the Half-Blood Prince DVD. And we also have Half-Blood Prince, the fourth trailer. And the final nominee is the “Wizarding World Fly Through” for the Wizarding World of Harry Potter Theme Park.

[Music ends]

Andrew: I’m going to put the poll up now, and listeners, begin voting.

[“Jeopardy” countdown plays]

Andrew: Now we wait.

Eric: Andrew.

Andrew: Yes?

Eric: I meant to ask you about this. Fourth – the fourth video had scenes in it that weren’t in the movie like the black smoke Death Eaters were approaching Hogwarts and all that. I don’t recall actually seeing this trailer in theatres or at all before the movie.

Andrew: Can you – hold – the Half-Blood Prince – the fourth trailer, you’re referring to?

Eric: Yeah, yeah. The one you have listed on the Year in Review.

Andrew: Oh. It was in theatres. Trust me.

Matt: Yes.

Eric: Okay.

Andrew: Okay…

Eric: People can’t see the poll.

Andrew: Well…

[Music ends]

Andrew: …the results are in. Oh sorry. I guess I should have explained how. In the video window, there’s a little poll button guys, and you click that, and then you can vote. Actually, these results are very surprising. 52% of the vote goes to – 52% of the audience has voted for “A Very Potter Musical,” the Harry Potter Musical.

Matt: It’s huge!

Mikey: I agree 100% for that.

Laura: I kind of figured.

Andrew: Really?

Matt: Yeah.

Laura: Yeah.

Andrew: Oh. Really?

Eric: Like I said, I had to convince you guys to keep that in the Impact category.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: It’s that big a deal.

Ben: Well, think about it, Andrew. That shows the Potter community. Everything else was produced by Warner Bros. and this was made by Harry Potter fans, just like you and me.

Andrew: That’s true. Just like us.

Mikey: And it’s huge!

Laura: Not to mention…

Eric: And it was taken down by Warner Bros.

Mikey: Yeah!

Laura: I mean, this thing was huge. I know people who – I was sort of expecting, when I watched it, that it would be sort of just like a viral thing, within the Potter community, but I know people at my school who are not involved in Harry Potter at all, who had seen it.

Andrew: Yeah. I mean, it’s big. It was well written, it was well designed, it was entertaining, the music was good. It was just all around good. What were you going to say, Mikey?

Mikey: I was going to say; didn’t it also get picked up by a couple of news channels too? Like I remember…

Andrew: Probably.

Mikey: Maybe that’s just – Yeah, no, I think it got picked up. So it was pretty big, not just in our community. But the fact that it was made by fans, I think makes it just that much more of an impact.

Andrew: Right.

Eric: It was a college group. It was a college theatre group.

Mikey: Yeah!

Eric: The University of Michigan’s theatre department came up with this musical. And I know someone who…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: …goes to that school, and some of those guys are still there, the rest graduated, but it’s absolutely awesome. I haven’t seen the video, but everyone tells me I should.

Andrew: 35% of the vote goes to the Deathly Hallows trailer 1 and 14% went to the Half-Blood Prince trailer. Only 2% went to the “Wizarding World Fly Through”.

Matt: Aw.

Eric: Which I watched, and I thought it was cool.


Most Interesting Potter Star on Twitter


Andrew: Okay, our next categories in the second annual MuggleCasties Awards is “Most Interesting Potter Star On Twitter”. As we all now, Twitter really exploded this year and a few big Harry Potter stars all started using the social networking service. Our first nominee tonight is Tom Felton. Arguably the most followed Potter star on Twitter.

Matt: Arguably, yes.

Andrew: Probably not arguably, probably statistically.

Eric: Can you summarize interesting things that he’s done this year, that he’s tweeted about?

Andrew: No.

[Everyone laughs]

Matt: Well, he toured the Half-Blood Prince set. Hello!

Andrew: But if you…

Micah: Well why don’t you let people vote and then we can discuss.

Andrew: Very well. Okay, here we go. The poll has just begun.

[“Jeopardy” countdown plays]

Andrew: Once again, the Most Interesting Potter Star on Twitter. Oh, the rest of the nominees!

Matt: Yeah, [laughs]

Andrew: Sorry. Tom Felton, Matt Lewis, Warwick Davis and J.K. Rowling. Now, J.K. Rowling hasn’t tweeted much, but she’s J.K. Rowling, so…

[Andrew and Laura laugh]

Mikey: Exactly. See…

Laura: I have to say, I only followed one of…

Andrew: Go ahead, Laura.

Laura: I was just going to say, I only follow one of these people.

Andrew: Which one is that?

Eric: Really?

Laura: Well I don’t want to say it, because I don’t want to influence the voting.

Eric: It’s Warwick Davis, isn’t it?

[Andrew laughs]

Mikey: Well you know what? I follow Warwick Davis, and honestly that’s who my vote would go for. Just because he constantly – when he’s bored, he’ll just put questions. And I tweeted at him at couple of times and he’s responded to my questions.

Laura: Oh, nice.

Matt: Wow.

Eric: Oh, wow.

Mikey: He’s like, @mikeybouchereau.

Matt: [laughs] Well, that is you Twitter name, Mikey.

Mikey: And I, of course, asked him about Star Wars.

Andrew: All right, well, the results are in.

[Drum roll sounds]

Andrew: Like that drum roll? Wasn’t it cool? Tom Felton wins…

Mikey: That was kind of cool.

Andrew: …Most Interesting Potter Star on Twitter…

Matt: Aw.

Andrew: …with 67% of the vote. J.K. Rowling…

Mikey: Yeah, that doesn’t…

Andrew: …received 21% of the vote, Matt Lewis received 9%, and Warwick Davis, Mikey’s favorite, only received 3%.

Matt: Oh, so close, Mikey. I’m sorry.

[Andrew and Laura laugh]

Mikey: Well, see, hold on. I knew that was going to happen because I don’t know how many people actually follow Warwick Davis that are Potter fans. Seriously, I knew Tom Felton was going to win but follow Warwick Davis. He is so interesting to follow. He posts some really weird stuff. And of course, he also posts stuff while on the set. He’ll tweet in between takes in his trailer and he’ll walk. He’s like, “Today I’m dressed up as Flitwick.” He actually plays a couple characters in the Potter universe.

Eric: Yeah. It’­s pretty cool.

Mikey: I like Warwick Davis.

Andrew: I think J.K. Rowling should have won.

Matt: Come on! The most interesting non-tweets of all time was J.K. Rowling.

Eric: Yeah, non-existent tweets? Yeah.

Matt: Did you see tweet she didn’t tweet? It was amazing!

Eric: Yeah, I saw that tweet she didn’t tweet every day.

[Mikey laughs]


Most Shocking News Story of 2009


Andrew: Okay, well it’s time now for our next category. This is an interesting one. Most Shocking News Story. The nominees are: Jamie Waylett convicted of Cannabis possession, J.K. Rowling gets a Twitter account…

[Laura and Matt laugh]

Andrew: …Dan Radcliffe to appear naked in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, and a former Bush administrator official reveals J.K. Rowling did not receive the Presidential medal because the books promoted witchcraft. The poll is beginning now and the results are coming in.

[“Jeopardy” countdown plays]

Andrew: I’m going to restart the Skype conversation, guys, so you can hopefully get this fixed. Matt, do you want to comment on these stories?

Matt: Well first of all, I thought when you said Jamie Waylett convicted of a cannabis possession, I thought you said Jamie Waylett converts to cannibalism at first.

Andrew: [laugh] No, I don’t think he’s eating his own yet.

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: So yes. The results are coming in.

Laura: Oh, wow. Sounds so much better now.

Andrew: It does? Well good.

Mikey: Yeah, it’s clean.

Eric: Now, remember this is Most Shocking.

Matt: This is fun. It’s like watching one of those carnival games with the horses.

Andrew: Okay…

Laura: I don’t think the last one is very shocking.

Andrew: [laughs] Laura can’t resist.

Laura: I’ll shut up now.

Micah: Oh, you liberal.

Matt: Oh, you Democrat agenda.

Andrew: Okay, well the results are in, and the winner of the most shocking news story – [drum roll sounds] goes to – I almost had to stare at it for an extra second because the results are so close. Dan Radcliffe to appear naked in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows!

[Trumpets sound]

Matt: Really?

Andrew: Yeah, that received 36% of the vote.

Matt: This was shocking?

Andrew: Yes. Jamie Waylett convicted…

Eric: I don’t think it was.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: …of cannabis possession received 30% of the vote. Former Bush administrator blah, blah, blah received 25% of the vote, and J.K. Rowling getting a Twitter received 9% of the vote. Analysis, Micah Tannenbaum.

Micah: The cannabis… I think it was probably more shocking that he wasn’t coming back for the final two films because of it than the fact that he got convicted of it.

Andrew: Right.

Micah: I still would expect that to be a lot higher.

Andrew: Eric, what’d you think?

Eric: Yeah.

Laura: Those pictures were pretty shocking.

Eric: It’s roughly – what pictures? [laughs]

Laura: The pictures of him with his plant.

Eric: Are you joking? Were there pictures?

Laura: [laughs] Yes!

Eric: No!

Matt: Oh, I thought you were saying Daniel Radcliffe naked or something.

Laura: No.

Eric: No, it’s roughly 30%. I mean…

Matt: Awkward silence.

Eric: Even the Bush administrator got 25% of the vote here. So I think that’s pretty close. I mean, it’s closer than it could be.

Matt: Mhm.

Eric: So, I don’t know, just overall this was not as shocking – none of these stories are as shocking as Dumbledore being gay.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: But some were close.

Andrew: Well, nothing…

[Laura laughs]

Eric: It didn’t happen this year.

Andrew: Will anything ever be a more shocking story than Dumbledore being revealed as gay?

Matt: No.

Eric: No, in fact, I think that should have been a poll option even though it didn’t happen this year.

[Andrew, Laura, and Matt laugh]

Eric: We should just have it run over…

Mikey: Wow.

Eric: It was that shocking that it could actually win a category that it doesn’t even fit into.

Andrew: All right, well…

Eric: Oh, sorry, we spoiled people. People in the chat say that we spoiled them, that they didn’t know Dumbledore was gay.

Matt: Oh God.

Andrew: Well, then you’re severely behind in news.

Laura: Then why are you here?

Andrew: Yeah, exactly. Oh snap, Laura!

Eric: Yeah, we’re reviewing news of 2009.

Mikey: Wow.

Matt: Oh man, Momma’s going to crack the whip. [makes whipping noise]

MuggleCast 188 Transcript (continued)


Biggest Impact on the Fandom in 2009


Andrew: Okay, well, it’s time now for our next category, “Biggest Impact on the Fandom.” The nominees: Warner Brothers announces an end date to the movie series. Deathly Hallows Part II will be in theaters July 15, 2011. Next story, the IMAX release of Harry Potter 6 is pushed back two weeks due to an existing agreement with IMAX to show Transformers. Fans everywhere were confused and angry that W.B. did not think before rescheduling the date. We discussed that on the show a lot, I remember.

Matt: Mhm.

Andrew: June 21, an acting troupe – next category – an acting troupe produces and releases a Harry Potter musical on YouTube. It goes viral for several months. It is removed citing infringement by Warner Brothers and is a huge hit with Harry Potter fans for its great music and funny dialogue. And the final nominee in the Biggest Impact Story on the Fandom for 2009, Azkatraz, a Harry Potter conference held by “Harry Potter Education Fanon,” takes place in San Francisco, California. That night Wizard Rock bands play a concert on a four hour dinner cruise circling Azkatraz – Alcatraz Island. Or Az…

Eric: Alcatraz Island. Sorry.

Andrew: Yeah, somebody wrote Azkatraz Island.

[Mikey laughs]

Andrew: I was like, “What?”

Eric: That was me, my bad.

Andrew: Alright, well let’s…

Eric: It was July 17th of this year.

[“Jeopardy” countdown plays]

Andrew: All right, the poll is now open. Results are coming in by the second.

Matt: I’m going to vote myself.

Andrew: No, you can’t vote! It’s against the rules.

Matt: No, no, I’m doing it.

Micah: I’ve voted every poll so far.

Mikey: I’ve been voting, Andrew.

Andrew: Oh, well, then we have to…

Mikey: So am I. Come on, how do you think we got two percent for Warwick Davis? Come on.

Andrew: We have to…

Eric: Yeah, you were one of the five people.

Matt: He was the one vote.

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Mikey: Hey!

Andrew: Mikey has like ten computers around him to make sure he gets his – to make sure he bumps up Warwick’s category – nominee.

Mikey: Hey, I’ve also got my iPhone going. You know, I’m all over the place with Warwick Davis here.

Andrew: All right, the results are in. The winner of the “Biggest Impact on the Fandom!”

[Drum roll sounds]

Andrew: Warner Brothers announces the Deathly Hallows Part II release dates. I guess that makes sense.

Mikey: Wow.

Matt: I’m surprised it wasn’t like, a landslide.

Laura: Yeah, it does.

Andrew: For what?

Matt: For all the voting.

Eric: Yeah.

Matt: I mean, really?

Eric: Really?

Matt: Oh, sorry.

Andrew: I thought that – I guess that makes sense. Honestly, I was sad when they released that date. I was like, “It’s the end. It’s the end of the world! It’s the beginning of the end. What are we going to do?” What’s everyone else think?

Matt: Well, I mean, I can’t share my excitement that you did, but yeah, I believe I’m on your side.

Laura: I think it’s bittersweet because of course we really do want to see the final movie, and it will be nice to sort of, have the whole thing wrapped up so we can kind of like, look back on it and reminisce, but at the same time, it does feel very, very soon. [laughs] So…

Andrew: You’re right, which does make it very sad.

Eric: I looked at this news, and I said, “You know what? That’s awesome because its two years ahead I don’t need to worry about it.” [laughs] Living life day to day, as one does, it’s two years ahead.

Matt: I could just see you saying it Eric too. I could just see you looking at your email going, “You know what? That’s great.”

Andrew: [laughs] That’s great news.

Matt: Just saying it out loud.

[Andrew and Laura laugh]

Eric: That’s two years from now, you know? You don’t need to worry about it.

Andrew: Good stuff. Okay, well it’s time for our next category…

Mikey: I was excited.

Andrew: Mikey I didn’t ask for your opinion.

Mikey: I know you didn’t.

[Laura laughs]

Mikey: I was like, “Okay. I’ll wait. I’ll wait. I’ll wait here. It’s fine. Andrew doesn’t like me today. That’s fine.”

Eric: Still waiting. Still waiting.

Mikey: I was just excited. I feel like Eric here, you know? I saw it, and we already went through the end of everything with the books and we realized it wasn’t the end.

Andrew: Right.

Mikey: I’m just excited to see the movies and I know when they’re all said and done, I think it will be like Laura said. We will reminisce. Again, bringing you back to my Star Wars and Warwick Davis here, I watch those movies all the time still, and I still watch them, and come on, I’m talking about it now. So I’m still going to reminisce about Harry Potter, even when it’s all said and done.

Andrew: Of course! Well it’s time now for our next category. Best…

Eric: Andrew, we should have guest presenters. We should have guest presenters.

Andrew: Like who?

Eric: We should invite people. Well, you know like real award shows have…

Matt: Warwick Davis!

Eric: …Hollywood actors. Exactly! Warwick Davis should tweet the nominees of this weeks – of the next category.

Andrew: I’ll tell you what…

Mikey: I’m doing an “at” tweet right now.


Best Returning Half-Blood Prince Actor


Andrew: Yeah, ask him right now. If you can get him to do it, I think we still have his Skype name from the interview that we did with him many years ago, so we can bring him in here. Anyway, our next category – these next few categories are Half-Blood Prince oriented because as everybody knows, Half-Blood Prince came out this year. So, we wanted to reflect on the movie as a whole, and we got some good general categories or, yeah, general categories. Yeah, so this first category is “Best Returning Half-Blood Prince Actor, Returning Half-Blood Prince Actor.”

Matt: What’s the logic in this?

Andrew: What do you mean?

Matt: “Returning Half-Blood Prince Actor.” What is…

Andrew: As in “not new.”

Matt: You mean someone who hasn’t died yet?

Andrew: No, no, no. New, as in “not new.” “Best Returning Half-Blood Prince Actor.”

Matt: Okay.

Andrew: The nominees are: Rupert Grint, Alan Rickman, Michael Gambon, and Tom Felton. Polls are now open. Ladies and gentlemen, please start voting.

[“Jeopardy” countdown plays]

Mikey: Wait, wait. I missed this. What is this one? I’m sorry, I was tweeting Warwick Davis right now.

Andrew: “Best Returning Half-Blood Prince Actor.”

Matt: “Best Not New Actor”

Eric: “Actors that You Enjoyed in Half-Blood Prince.” Yeah, but who are from previous films.

Andrew: Exactly. We wanted to separate them because they’ve done six films now, for God’s sake, with the exception of Michael Gambon. So, who’s really the best? Who’s really learned their role?

Mikey: Why is Michael…?

Andrew: What’s that, Mikey?

Eric: Yeah! I highly disapprove of these results so far.

Mikey: You know how much I hate Michael Gambon, and it’s not that I hate him, it’s just he makes me sad.

[“Jeopardy” countdown ends]

Matt: You just said hate.

[Drum roll sounds]

Andrew: So, nominees are in.

Mikey: I know, sorry.

Andrew: Winners are in. The winner is – oh man, this is close – Tom Felton with 235 votes, Alan Rickman coming in a very close second with 226. Only a ten vote difference there. Rupert Grint comes in with 167 votes, and Michael Gambon in last place with only 70 votes.

Matt: Huh.

Eric: I’m shocked. I am absolutely, utterly shocked. Like I don’t like Michael Gambon’s role in the Harry Potter series at all either, with the exception of Harry – with Half-Blood Prince. With Half-Blood Prince, that was what was most shocking about Movie 6 to me, was how well Michael Gambon did. So, I am surprised that he did not win over more…

Matt: Well…

Eric: …of our MuggleCast listeners than I thought, than – you know, because he’s the last – least voted for.

Matt: Well, you know what, Eric? You and I can vote for Michael Gambon being the best improved out of the franchise.

Mikey: All right…

Eric: Most improved?

Matt: Yeah.

Mikey: …he is the best improved. I will say he is the most improved. He gets that little star. He is the most improved…

Matt: [as Mikey] But I hate him.

Mikey: …out of the franchise. No, no, no. I was going to say, both Alan…

Laura: I don’t know. I thought Tom Felton improved a lot.

Mikey: Oh no, he did, and I was going to say, that’s actually who I was thinking it was.

Laura: I see why Tom won the poll.

Mikey: Yeah, Tom and Alan Rickman both did an amazing job in this film. That’s just me.

Andrew: Micah, what do you think?

Matt: Michael?

Micah: I think that since Tom Felton won this award and the Twitter award, that people should tweet Tom Felton that he just won this award.

Andrew: There you go. Yeah, he tweets about winning other awards.

Laura: There you go, yeah.

Matt: Say, “You’re welcome.”

Andrew: Laura, you never revealed who the one person you follow is.

Eric: Yeah.

Andrew: Who was that?

Laura: Oh right. J.K. Rowling.

Andrew: Oh. Well, I’ve got to say here’s the other thing about Tom. He was hot this year. We discussed MuggleCast – we’ve discussed this on MuggleCast before, he was very attractive this year. No. That’s not what I meant.

Matt: His abs were amazing.

Laura: Sure.

Andrew: What I meant was Half Blood Prince – Warner Brothers was really pushing him on the Half Blood Prince promo campaign. I mean, he was all over America doing interviews.

Laura: Yeah.

Andrew: When the DVD came out he was doing it again. They were really pushing him this film.

Eric: And the film itself, you know, really made time for him. He’s the villain; he’s the one who has to kill Dumbledore. But, you know, the way the film was made really focused on Tom Felton skulking around Hogwarts and kind of paid more attention to his character then as in previous instalments.

Andrew: Right.

Eric: Installments.

Matt: Installments.


Best Returning Half-Blood Prince Actress


Andrew: Okay it’s time now for our next category: “Best Returning Half Blood Prince Actress.”

Matt: Oh.

Andrew: And we have some great nominees here. They are Bonnie Wright who plays Ginny Weasley, Maggie Smith who plays Professor McGonagall, Emma Watson who plays Hermione Granger, and Helena Bonham Carter who plays Bellatrix Lestrange. Starting the poll now, and here we go.

[“Jeopardy” countdown plays]

Matt: Hm. Tom Felton’s not part of the list?

Andrew: No, Tom Felton did not make this list.

[Laura laughs]

Mikey: I vote for Tom Felton.

Laura: He’ll win, don’t worry.

Andrew: Yeah, it’s a shame we can’t have a write-in box. Laura I would nominate you for this category. I would vote for you if you were an actress.

Laura: Oh, thank you!

Andrew: You’re welcome.

Laura: I know, I think I really…

Mikey: Again, the person I vote for is last.

Matt: Oh I’m winning! Go! Go! Go!

[Everyone laughs]

Mikey: I’m losing, again.

Andrew: All right. The winner is…

Mikey: Always. Always.

Andrew: Oh wait I need a drum roll. The winner is…

Mikey: Oh wait, actually I’m not last!

[Drum roll sounds]

Matt: My wife!

Andrew: Helena Bonham Carter with 43% of the vote.

Laura: Woo!

Andrew: Emma Watson coming in second, I guess that’s pretty surprising, with thirty two percent of the vote.

Matt: [as Emma] “What?”

[Laura laughs]

Andrew: [laughs] Maggie Smith comes in with twelve percent, and Bonnie Wright comes in with eleven percent. So interesting results there. Helena’s great, I mean you can’t argue with that.

Matt: Oh man.

Eric: Oh, Maggie Smith’s birthday was just the other day. Yeah Maggie Smith and Bonnie Wright were kind of neck and neck in this poll, and I just wanted to say that that’s awesome. But it also shows how many people didn’t really like Ginny in this film.

Andrew: Yeah. Well, I’ve never really been impressed with her.

Matt: Who?

Andrew: Ginny. Bonnie.

Matt: Oh, yeah.

Laura: I mean, she was okay. But I just – I found her to be kind of flat, in terms of her acting.

Mikey: Yeah. And she’s – just like in Goblet of Fire like her one thing when she comes up to Harry sitting down and stuff like that. Like that’s as much as I see her in any of them, even though she was featured more in this movie. I don’t know. Bonnie Wright really just hasn’t brought the essence of Ginny to me, at all.

Matt: Yeah…

Andrew: And when you watch her in interviews, she’s just sort of like [snores]. It’s just a bore. I’m sorry, Bonnie.

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: [sighs] Anyway…

Mikey: I was disappointed Maggie Smith didn’t get as many.

Matt: Yeah, well she wasn’t really in the film as much though. I think that’s the main reason why she didn’t have so many votes.

Mikey: Yeah.


Best New Potter Actor


Andrew: Okay, well it’s time now for our next category: “Best New Potter Actor.” And the nominees are: Jim Broadbent for his portrayal as Horace Slughorn. I wish we had a giant audience applauding for each nominee. You know how at the Oscars, it’s like “Jim Broadbent, Horace Slughorn.”

[Mikey screams and claps]

[Eric laughs]

Andrew: Jessie Cave, Lavender Brown.

[Mikey claps]

Andrew: Oh my God! Helen McCrory, Narcissa Malfoy.

Matt: Boo…

[Andrew and Laura laugh]

Andrew: Hero Fiennes-Tiffin, young Tom Riddle. Okay. So I’m going to start the poll and here we go.

[“Jeopardy” countdown plays]

Andrew: By the way, while the results are coming in, we also have to give a few honorable mentions because there was a few great new actors. David Legeno – Legano – Legeno – something like that, who played Fenrir Greyback. Freddie Stroma…

Laura: He was really great at snarling.

Andrew: Yes, he was. But he was also looked…

Eric: Yes.

Andrew: Freddie Stroma as Cormac McLaggen, and Elarica Gallacher as the waitress. [laughs]

Mikey: Freddie Stroma was not my Cormac McLaggen, at least not in my head, but man, he came across as annoying as Cormac McLaggen was supposed to be.

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: He did a great job.

Andrew: Laura, your analysis on this?

Laura: Yeah. I have to say that I agree with Mikey on that. I mean, when I read Cormac in the books, I sort of read him as kind of an unattractive, kind of dense sort of guy…

Mikey: Kind of squat.

Laura: Yeah. I really enjoyed the way that Freddie Stroma played him in the film.

Andrew: Mmm. Okay. Well, the results are in, and the winner is…

[Drum roll sounds]

Andrew: Jim Broadbent with forty one percent of the vote.

Eric: Woo!

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: I agree with that.

Matt: I agree.

Laura: I agree totally.

Andrew: Yeah. He looked great. He played the role great. No doubt about that.

Matt: He was great.

Eric: And people weren’t expecting it, were they? Or was I?

Andrew: What do you mean?

Eric: I don’t think I was. Well, just Jim Broadbent, we had no – he didn’t have the moustache walrus look in the book, so we didn’t know what to expect until after we started seeing him in trailers, etc. And it turns out he’s awesome in the movie.

Andrew: Yeah. Yeah, he was good. Yep. Hero Fiennes-Tiffin, I mean, he didn’t have – it’s hard to say, he was really disturbing.

Eric: Impact.

Andrew: Hmm?

Eric: Impact.

Andrew: What do you mean?

Eric: And he’s got second place.

Andrew: Right.

Eric: Hero Fiennes-Tiffin had a big impact. Not that big of a scene in the movie, but people gave him this second place award here.

Andrew: Yeah. You just look at him and you go, “Oh…”

Matt: You know, I think…

Laura: He was creepy.

Mikey: Evil!

Matt: Every single one of these actresses – or actors did a really good job. I mean, because…

Laura: I agree.

Eric: Oh yeah.

Matt: Helen McCrory got only four percent of the votes, but she still did an amazing job playing Mrs. Malfoy.

Andrew: Yeah.

Laura: Well, she was in it for like two seconds.

Matt: But those two seconds…

Laura: But…

Matt: Were awesome.

[Mikey laughs]

Laura: Were the best two seconds of your life!

Mikey: Wow.

Laura: Yeah, I have to say, you know, Jessie Cave – I think she deserves some kudos too. Because she was awesome.

Andrew: Oh yeah.

Matt: Oh yeah.

Matt and Andrew: She was hilarious.

Andrew: Oh my God, Matt! Oh my God!

Matt: Like, O-M-G!

Eric: She was so close to being second place, it was a very close percentage. We didn’t read the percentages on this one, but she came very close.

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: It was within ten votes.


Best Half-Blood Prince Scene


Andrew: Okay, time now for the next category – Best Half-Blood Prince Scene. The nominees are: The Burrow attack…

[Someone applauds]

Andrew: Dumbledore’s death; Ron’s friends visit him in the hospital, where, as Laura just mentioned, Jessie Cave shined; and Slughorn’s ditter – Dinner. [laughs] Poll is now open for everybody to vote.

[“Jeopardy” countdown plays]

Mikey: You know, I was surprised there was no clapping after “Dumbledore’s Death,” you know, we just missed it…

[Laura laughs]

Mikey: I was like, there was clapping after, you know, “Burrow Attack,” and then I was like, uh oh, is anyone going to clap after “Dumbledore’s Death”? Because it’s sad.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: No, no clapping. Just tears. Silent tears.

Mikey: That’s why we were all – it was all silent. It was just like, aw.

Laura: Andrew clapped in theaters, though.

Andrew: I did not clap in theaters!

[Laura laughs]

Andrew: But, I was laughing, because I was sitting next to Laura when she was watching it for the first time, and… [laughs]

Eric: Oh no…

Andrew: You and Elysa were just bawling, weren’t you!

Laura: I wasn’t bawling, Elysa was!

Eric: We have a tie, Andrew.

Andrew: Do we? No, we don’t have a tie. Well, close.

Eric: We have a tie. Yes, it’s within one vote, it’s definitely a tie.

Andrew: Yeah. Okay, yeah, this is very close. It’s not going to change. Number one is “Ron’s friends visit him in the hospital.” Sorry, I forgot to drum roll this time.

Laura: Really?

Andrew: But coming in at a very close second is “Dumbledore’s Death.” There’s only a difference of about ten votes at this very moment.

Matt: Oh, wow.

Andrew: Interesting stuff.

Matt: Well, that scene in the hospital is probably one of the funniest scenes in the entire film.

Andrew: Yeah.

Matt: I think Michael Gambon’s part made it the funniest for me.

Eric: Yeah. Definitely the adults. The way the adults…

Matt: Just stand there.

Eric: You know, through that. They’re just quiet the whole time, and you’re aware of them being there, and then…

Andrew: Exactly. I…

Eric: They just watch. Yeah. Sorry, go ahead.

Andrew: As I think I said on an old episode of MuggleCast, it’s so funny watching these big-time actors in this scene, and they just have to watch this teenage nonsense. It’s just hilarious.

Matt: Mhm. I’m surprised you didn’t put the Felix Felicis scene in here.

Andrew: The Felix Felicis scene? Oh.

Matt: Yeah, with him and Slughorn.

Andrew: Yeah, that was good.

Eric: We completely forgot that scene.

Laura: Yeah, I was surprised The Cave wasn’t in here, either.

Andrew: Guys, we…

Matt: Yeah, I’m sur – oh, sorry.

Andrew: We can only put in four, so we had to narrow it down.

Eric: But did you expect the “Burrow Attack” to win best Half-Blood Prince scene?

Andrew: No.

Eric: You should…

Andrew: I guess not.

Eric: You should apologize now. There was no purpose.

Andrew: I blame Micah for that one. Micah, any rebuttal?

[Mikey laughs]

Micah: What? You put it in there.

[Laura and Matt laugh]

Andrew: I didn’t put the Burrow attack in.

Micah: Maybe as best pyro Half-Blood Prince scene after Hagrid’s hut.

Eric: It had the most fire. But even the cave beats that out.

Andrew: You know what that wins? That wins most over-hyped scene. And we’ll have…

Laura: Yes. [laughs]

Andrew: …that category next year. Everyone was like, “Oh my God, this new scene is going to be in Half-Blood Prince.” And it was…

Matt: That was you, Andrew.

Andrew: …the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

Matt: You were saying that. “Oh my God, this new scene!”

[Eric and Laura laugh]

Andrew: No, but the press were doing that, too.

Mikey: I was excited. I was excited for it.

Matt: Yeah.

Mikey: And then I was let down, just a bit.

Matt: Oh, well I stand corrected.

Andrew: The press were like, “There’s this new scene that J.K. Rowling did not write.” And at the time it was interesting, because it was the first time that it was happening, that they were adding a scene. And it looked cool in pictures, and then you see it. I just didn’t think it was that well done.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: I don’t know. I don’t know, guys. I’m so confused. But anyway…

Eric: That poor old BobFails.

Andrew: …it’s time for our next category. This is our final Half-Blood Prince category, and then we’re going to have the second annual J.K. Rowling award, okay? And last year, we remember, that went to J.K. Rowling, so I’m very excited to see who it goes to this year.

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: Much has changed in the Harry Potter fandom over the past year, so who knows who will win.

[Laura laughs]

Andrew: So the nominees for…

[Mikey laughs]

Andrew: …this final Half-Blood Prince category, like I said, best Half-Blood Prince scene – or maybe I didn’t say that, I don’t know. There’s a lot going on in my head right now.

Eric: We just did that.

Matt: We just did that one.

Laura: We just did that.

Andrew: Oh. So we’re done?

Mikey: Andrew, you screwed that up.

Andrew: Oh, okay, we’re done. Sorry! [laughs]

Mikey: Remember it was Ron’s friends visit him in the hospital?

Matt: We just have the J.K. Rowling award.

Eric: Well you omitted it. You omitted a challenge for one of these things.

Laura: I thought I was having some serious d’ˆj‡ vu there for a second.

Andrew: I guess I just suffered from some serious – I don’t know.

Matt: Memory failure.

Micah: Brain fart.

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: BobFail.

Andrew: Yeah. All right.

Matt: Oh God, Mikey.

Andrew: Yeah, I just had a BobFail. [laughs]

Mikey: There you go.

[Laura laughs]

Andrew: We’re going to start – that’s going to be – we’re going to sell that on a shirt. We’re going to make that big. All right…

Eric: You’re the guy who might – people are asking who Bob is. Latecomers to the show, Bob is the man that Micah reamed…

[Mikey laughs]

Eric: …for stating the facts incorrectly…

[Laura laughs]

Eric: …in print, at the beginning of this episode.

Laura: Micah reams people.

Andrew: Okay…

Mikey: Is he from…

Andrew: …well now that I have…

Mikey: USA Today, right?

Andrew: Yeah

Matt: Is that who he’s for?

Mikey: Yeah. BobFail from USA Today.

Matt: Huh.


The J.K. Rowling Award for 2009


Andrew: Now that I have my head on straight, it’s time for the final category – [laughs] – which is the J.K. Rowling award. And like I said, last year the award went to J.K. Rowling, so it’s very exciting to see who it goes to this year. We’ll start the voting now.

[“Jeopardy” countdown plays]

Andrew: The nominees are: J.K. Rowling…

Matt: Oh. [laughs]

Andrew: …J.K. Rowling…

Laura: And Tom Felton.

[Andrew and Mikey laugh]

Andrew: …J.K. Rowling, and J.K. Rowling. All four categories are J.K. Rowling, because, after all, it is the J.K. Rowling award. Very close results, it’s looking like right now.

Matt: [laughs] It’s all even.

[Laura laughs]

Eric: It’s neck and neck.

Mikey: Except the bottom one. The bottom one’s like way behind. 63, 64.

Matt: All right. And the lead is J.K. Rowling, followed by J.K. Rowling. Next is J.K. – oh here comes J.K Rowling coming up to second place.

[Laura laughs]

Andrew: Yeah, J.K Rowling number four is failing very – J.K Rowling number four is suffering from what we like to call a BobFail.

Mikey: You know, that’s also the one I voted for, so it makes sense, you know? [laughs]

Andrew: All right, the winner is in. The winner of the J.K. Rowling Award goes to J.K. Rowling number two. [laughs] Congratulations, J.K Rowling.

Eric: Yes.

[Laura laughs]

Andrew: J.K. Rowling, would you like to make a speech?

Eric: That’s the one you said was…

Andrew: No, okay, maybe next year. What’d you say, Eric?

Eric: Number two was the one that Laura said also was Tom Felton.


Best Moments in MuggleCast History: Mary GrandPre


Andrew: Okay, well that does it for the Second Annual MuggleCasties Awards. That was fun. That was a good way of looking back at the top stories of the year. We’re actually going to have one more poll thing, but first we’re going to look at another “Best of MuggleCast” moment. This next one is from Episode 172 where we interviewed Mary GrandPre. Of course, as everyone knows, she’s the illustrator of the Harry Potter books in the United States. And here’s that clip now… [time-travelling noises]

[Andrew plays a clip from Episode 172. To view the transcript for this interview, click here.]

[Andrew stops the clip]

Andrew: Sorry, I trimmed this clip wrong. The question I was asking was, “What was the most challenging? Was there any challenges that you encountered?”

[Andrew starts the clip again]

Andrew: And there you go, well, she goes on and on…

Matt: Yeah, she really does.

Andrew: …but it was a very good interview, and we did learn a lot from her, and thanks again to Mary GrandPre for coming on the show.

Micah: Yeah.

Matt: Yay.

Andrew: Anything to say about that, Micah?

Micah: No, I thought it was cool how she didn’t go see the movies because she didn’t want them influencing the characters that she had to draw.

Andrew: Yeah, exactly. Any of the laser beam stuff or whatever she said.

[Everybody laughs]

Eric: Laser beams? That’s very cool.

Andrew: Yeah. Okay, so…

Eric: She was right, though. But, it took a while to get to that answer.


Top Seven Stories of 2009


Andrew: Now it’s time for – we’re going to look at the top seven stories of the year and sort of order them. What we’re going to do – we have already ordered stories seven through five but we’re going to let the listeners, listening right now on Ustream, vote to decide how the top four stories rank.


Number 7: Ultimate Edition DVDs


Andrew: So, we’ll start with story number seven in our opinion. Warner Brothers releases the Ultimate Edition DVDs for Sorcerer’s Stone and Chamber of Secrets, providing hours of never-before-seen material. Have any of you guys gotten any of these DVDs yet?

Eric: No.

Mikey: I got the Blu-ray versions for Christmas.

Micah: No.

Mikey: I’m very, very excited.

Andrew: Oh, you haven’t watched them yet, Mikey?

Eric: That’­s very cool.

Mikey: Yeah, I got them – well I thumbed through the book, I haven’t had time to watch them. I actually just got them today because it missed Christmas.

Andrew: Oh, okay.

Mikey: But I opened them up, looked through the books that come with it, and I am thoroughly impressed! I am so excited.

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: So much so that I feel bad that I bought Half-Blood Prince already, the three-disc one, because I really want to get all of them in a – you know – Ultimate Edition.

Eric: As excited as you are, you cannot prepare yourself for the awesomeness of those DVDs.

Mikey: I really can’t! I know I can’t. I’m so excited. I saw it today and I was like, “Oh my God, oh my God!”, and I kind of didn’t want to come on the show because I wanted to watch them but then I said, you know what, I have to come on the show and talk about how awesome these DVDs look. Did you see that they have the little insert – has actually the picture of all eight of the DVD Ultimate Collector’s – the colors of them and everything?

Andrew: Yeah! Yeah, that’s really cool! I mean, it’s just going to be really exciting to have these all on your shelf, just all complete. Here are the movies, here are the past ten years of my life sitting on a shelf.

Eric: Yeah.

Mikey: It’s going to take up a whole shelf! They’re wide discs, they’re wide boxes.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Mikey: It’s like an inch and half thick! I am super excited!

Matt: You’re going to need a bigger shelf.

Mikey: Exactly.

[Eric laughs]

Mikey: One thing I will say is the Ultimate Editions – you want to make sure you buy them sooner rather than later because the digital copy is only good until the end of 2010.

Andrew: That’s right.

Eric: Oh digital copy!

Matt: You got a full year.

Mikey: I know, yeah I know, but still. It’s one of those things where you’re not going to get the full Ultimate Edition experience.

Eric: Experience.

[Matt laughs]

Mikey: Not being able to take it with you in your iPod and your Zune and everything else because that’s part of the Ultimate Edition.


Number 6: Harry Potter Exhibition


Andrew: Again, we are looking at the top seven stories of the year right now. Story number six is the Harry Potter Exhibition. To the delight of fans everywhere, Harry Potter: the Exhibition debuted in Chicago, giving them – giving the fans – the unique opportunity to experience the movies firsthand. It then moved onto Boston, and its next stop will be Canada in Toronto. Eric, I know you’ve been there. I think you’re the only one in our little posse here that’s been there.

Eric: I’ve been there three times.

Andrew: Ah, show off! Tell us about it.

[Eric laughs]

Eric: It was cool! Seriously, one of the most exciting parts of the Harry Potter tour exhibition was actually the end. They had positioned the Bloody Baron costume.

Andrew: Oh.

Eric: If you can imagine that far back, way back in Sorcerer’s Stone for that little scene where he’s flying across the Slytherin table in the Great Hall. The outfit for that – and pretty much the whole exhibition went like this: it was a showcase of the craftiness and immense detail that went into these movies, and of course there were interactive games like the Quaffle toss and things like that, which are still touring, and I won’t say too much about it – you know, we did a report…

Andrew: Yeah.

Eric: …but it was awesome. It was just really awesome to see these items that were in the films, you know, set up somewhere set up from the films, not seeing them on screen, and my God. The costumes from – Prisoner of Azkaban were so small.

Andrew: Aw.

Eric: The trio was ridiculously small.

Andrew: Yeah. Overall…

Eric: Yeah, so it was really cool.


Number 5: Half-Blood Prince Trailers


Andrew: I – really great idea for Warner Brothers to do, and it will be moving into Toronto next year and who knows where it will move on to next year. Number five in our list of the top seven stories of the year, the Half-Blood Prince trailers. All 450 million of them, as Micah writes in our Google Doc. There were a lot of Half-Blood Prince trailers, and I think the best one was the one that we put in the award show. Half-Blood Prince – excuse me – Half-Blood Prince trailer number four, just really good stuff, and the reason why it’s in this list is because – the fandom, you know, whenever a new trailer goes out, the fandom just goes crazy. Everybody’s really excited by the trailers because there’s suddenly all this new material. So what else? Anyone have anything else to say about the trailers? All our live shows…

Laura: Now, I can’t remember…

Andrew: Hm?

Laura: I can’t remember if this was the fourth trailer, but the one that wasn’t completely finished, but the one with McGonagall’­s lightning bolt aimed at the sky.

Andrew: That one.

Laura: Do you guys remember talking about that?

Andrew: That wasn’t the fourth one; that was the one that leaked.

Eric: The fire – that was the fire trailer, I believe.

[Eric laughs]

Laura: Yeah. Okay.

Matt: Yeah, it was the fire-themed trailer, when everything was on fire.

Andrew: Yeah, that was the one that leaked. According to Warner Brothers – it leaked in Japan – according to Warner Brothers, it wasn’t finished, so that effect when the wand goes off – and every time I see that scene in the movie now, I think of that corny little…

Laura: [laughs] Me too!

Andrew: …like lightning – Windows Movie Maker lightning bolt they inserted on the thing.

[Andrew and Eric laugh]

Andrew: Yeah, it’s very funny. Hopefully no more of that nonsense with the next film, with the trailers. Okay. Story number four. Here’s how it’s going to work now…

Micah: No.

Andrew: What? Oh, you’re correcting it…

Micah: No, I was trying to stop you from saying what story number four was.

Andrew: Okay, so here’s what’s going to happen – and Micah you can read the nominees while I’m creating this poll. To select the final four stories, you know, ordered from least to best, the best stories – I’m wording this terribly – we’re going to let everybody on Ustream right now vote. And Micah, why don’t you read each of those stories and the poll will begin once you finish.

Micah: All right, so these are in no particular order, but the four stories are: In one of the most debated topics of the year, Half-Blood Prince receives a PG rating; Universal Studios Orlando announces the Wizarding World of Harry Potter will open in the spring of 2010 and releases concept art of three park rides and various other stores and shops. With the release of the Half-Blood Prince DVD, we get our first glimpse at Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows; and the final one that you can vote on is after waiting an additional eight months, Half-Blood Prince is released worldwide. It makes $58.4 million in the first twenty-four hours and finishes as the number eight highest grossing film of all time.

Eric: Wow.

Andrew: So there we go, and how – how this is going to work is, we’re going to order the stories based on how many each story gets. So the story that receives the most votes will be deemed the top story of 2010 – or 2009, so on and so on. Voting is now open. I’m excited for this. Let’s get the music up, here we go.

[“Jeopardy” countdown plays]

Andrew: You know – oh boy, results are coming in. It seems to be almost unanimous at the – unanimous…

Matt: [Pretends to stumble over word “unanimous”]

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Nomi-nomi-nomony…

Mikey: You know, I’m surprised that the Deathly Hallows trailer is like, in the end.

Andrew: It’s not even in here.

Mikey: Well, no it is – Half-Blood Prince DVD release with the Half-Blood Prince trailer.

Andrew: Oh right, right.

Mikey: Or not the Half-Blood Prince, the Deathly Hallows trailer.

Andrew: Right.

Mikey: And that’s like losing, by a lot. I was excited about that!

[Everyone laughs]

[“Jeopardy” countdown stops]

Mikey: Again, I picked another losing one!

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Mikey, you’re just a loser, what can I tell you?

[Matt laughs]

Mikey: Aw.

Matt: I think they’re doing this on purpose to you, Mikey.

Andrew: Okay.

Laura: That was Warwick Davis’s favorite, though.

Andrew: Yeah, he voted with you.

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Okay, the stories – or the results are in.

[Drum roll sounds]

Andrew: And the top story of – oh wait, how should I do this? Should we go four to one? I guess we have to.

Mikey: No, start from…

Eric: Four to one?

Mikey: Four to one.

MuggleCast 188 Transcript (continued)


Top Four Stories of 2009


Andrew: Yeah okay, number four…

Laura: Yeah?

Andrew: …is the Half-Blood Prince DVD being released. That received…

Mikey: YAAAAAAAAY!

Matt: Ouch!

Micah: That’s low, though! I mean, that’s really low, because…

Laura: Well…

Mikey: That’s what I was saying, it’s so low…

Micah: That had the Deathly Hallows trailer on it.

Matt: Everyone’s over it.

Eric: It had the Deathly Hallows trailer.

Micah: Did you confuse the voters, Andrew?

Andrew: No, I don’t think so. No, well I think the main…

Micah: Do we need a recount?

Andrew: No, I think the main story there…

Eric: Micah, you announced them.

Andrew: I think the main story there is that the Half-Blood Prince DVD was released. It’s not so much about the trailer, is it? I guess it is, I don’t know.

Mikey: I think it is, because that’s huge. The Half-Blood Prince trailer was a part of that DVD release.

Andrew: Right.

Matt: Well…

Eric: Our number one which we’ll get to…

Matt: It’s a sneak peek.

Eric: …eventually redeems, yeah, Half-Blood Prince. Maybe you should have just put, “Sneak peek of Deathly Hallows with HP DVD.”

Andrew: Well, better luck next year.

Mikey: Yeah, I think you worded it wrong, Andrew. I think you tried to make me fail.

[Andrew laughs]

Mikey: I’m going to blame it on that. Anyway…

Andrew: Story number two: Half-Blood Prince receives a PG rating. This was shocking because Order of the Phoenix received a PG-13 rating and then to hear that the movies by the MPAA standards, at least, went down to a PG rating, that was sort of like “W-T-F?” Why all of a sudden are we getting a smaller rating, you know what I mean? So…

Eric: Yeah…

Andrew: The number two story…

Eric: Yeah, that was ridiculous.

Andrew: I personally disagree with this, but the number two story of the year: Universal Studio’s – what? Is it – yeah, Universal Studios Orlando announces a Spring 2010 opening date. And they also announced the – or they revealed the concept art for the rides at the theme park.

Eric: That was cool.

Andrew: Yeah, but I think the Half-Blood Prince DVD should have been there, right?

Mikey: Yeah, that’s what I said. But, you know, I’m excited for Wizarding World. I’m going to go.

Matt: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mikey: But, you know. Yeah, that’s my opinion.

Andrew: And the number one story of 2009…

[Drum roll sounds]

Andrew: …as voted on by the MuggleCast listeners: the Half-Blood Prince film is finally released!

[Trumpet sounds]

Matt: Ah, yeah! [imitates cheering crowd]

Mikey: See, I did the clap that time. I did the clap that time.

Andrew: [in mock commentator’s voice] “This is the first time Half-Blood Prince is receiving an award in the Best…”

[Eric and Laura laugh]

Andrew: “…Thing of 2009.”

Matt: “Last year it won Biggest Fail of Not Released Film.”

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: “It received the ‘BobFail’ Award in 2008.”

[Everyone laughs]

Eric: “A year before such an award existed.”

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Okay. Well, that was fun – top seven stories of the year. And you know, now’s a good time to mention MuggleCast’s – or MuggleNet’s 2009 Year in Review. We’ve done these every year since 2004. Just visit MuggleNet.com and you’ll see in one of the recent news posts a link to the 2009 Year in Review. Basically what we do is we tell you – we show you guys the biggest stories of 2009. It’s a great way to reflect and you know, remember all the things that happened during the year. You forget a lot of things, you know? So we got that list and we include some number – we include some data in there, including how many MuggleCast episodes were downloaded and how many page views MuggleNet had, how many news posts we made over the year, so some very interesting stuff overall. And also new this year is a – the videos feature, where we remind you about the best videos of 2009, and those were the ones in that category we were talking about earlier. So…

Mikey: Yeah.


Best Moments in MuggleCast History: Episode 176


Andrew: MuggleNet.com, check it out. [sniffs] Now it’s time for our third best MuggleCast moment. This one is from Episode 176. It was, I think, our really only live MuggleCast-only show this year. It was in New York City right after the premiere of Half-Blood Prince. It was Episode – Episode 186 – uh oh. I think I’m having a BobFail right now. [laughs] I don’t see it! Where did I see it?

Eric: Do you mean live? Hang on, live as in “in person” because we did one at Azkatraz after Half-Blood Prince, didn’t we?

Andrew: Right, well no – that was a Leaky Mug. I was referring to MuggleCast only.

Eric: Oh, right! Got you.

Andrew: Oh, this is so embarrassing. I don’t… [sighs]

Mikey: [laughs] BobFail! BobFail!

Laura: Oh, BobFail!

Andrew: I know I have it, hold on. Let me…

Mikey: Oh, Andrew, come on! Where’s your professionalism, really?

Andrew: Here it is!

Mikey: Warwick Davis would be sad. Warwick Davis would be sad at you right now.

Andrew: Oh, it’s saved in the MuggleCast Podcast folder, silly me. All right, [laughs] here it is right now… [time-travelling noises]

[Andrew plays the clip from Episode 176. To view the transcript for this episode, click here.]

Andrew: So there we go – one of the little moments – Ben’s storytelling.

Matt: I love how Ben talks because basically he can work – he can say anything to a crowd and they’ll just laugh at him. If he…

Eric: Yeah.

Matt: If he says the part where Harry blows up Hedwig, if he reads that chapter but in his own way, the whole crowd’s going to be going [giggles like a little girl].

Andrew: Well, he’s a great storyteller.

Eric: I’m sure Ben would tell you it’s probably both a blessing and a curse, you know. I mean, is he going to propose to Emma Watson one day, and is she going to laugh at him?

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Well, that’s going to suck.

Andrew: Yes. The answer is yes.

[Eric laughs]


News Stories of 2010


Andrew: Okay. So 2009, out of the way. Forget it. We’re done talking about it now. All these lists and all this nonsense, this voting. It was fun.

Mikey: Wow.

Andrew: But now it’s time to look at what is there to look forward to in 2010. And there are a few things we’ve listed.

Mikey: I don’t…

Andrew: And we’ll just go through the list, no particular order. The opening of the Wizarding World of Harry Potter theme park.

Matt: Ooh!

Andrew: I mean this has been…

[Mikey makes strange clapping noises]

Andrew: What the – what was that?

Mikey: That was me clapping.

Andrew: Oh.

Mikey: But I think I messed up.

Andrew: [laughs] I see.

Mikey: I didn’t yell with it. I didn’t go “YEAAAH!”

Andrew: Yeah.

Mikey: [laughs] I just did clap, and it sounded bad.

Andrew: The theme park has been – it was rumored since, I don’t know, 2004, 2005. There were rumors going on forever. Universal Orlando announced it in 2007, and now it’s so close to opening. And we’re only a few months away. We don’t have an exact date yet, but we do know its Spring 2010.

Matt: All right. Oh, it’s going to be awesome.

Andrew: Very cool.

Matt: Oh! So excited.

Andrew: Deathly Hallows: Part I, hello! Obviously that’s going to be one of the big stories of the year. And one of the biggest films of the year, without a doubt.

Eric: Oh, yeah. Though actually, I went to see Avatar just yesterday in theaters, which was awesome, and I saw all these previews for all these new 3D movies that are coming out. There’s at least four or five – Alice in Wonderland will be a big hit. So I don’t know exactly where Deathly Hallows will fall, but I’m sure it’ll be a top film just like Half-Blood Prince was this year.

Andrew: Yeah, definitely. The Lego Harry Potter video game. Eric, I think, just added this, didn’t you?

Mikey: Yes!

Eric: Oh, love it.

Micah: No, I put it in there.

Andrew: Oh. Yeah, I mean, it should be exciting. Micah, do you like those games?

Micah: You know…

Eric: I love them.

Micah: I’ve never played them before, but this game looks really cool. And compared to some of the EA games that have come out for Order of the Phoenix and Half-Blood Prince, which have been terrible, I think this game is actually looking to be pretty good.

Andrew: Yeah. Harry – possible Harry Potter Exhibition stops. We know, like I said earlier, it’s going to be opening in Toronto, and I got to imagine from there it’s going to keep going back west. I would – I hope L.A., maybe somewhere else up north, maybe San Francisco?

Eric: Maybe Forks, Washington.

Matt: Oh.

Andrew: [laughs] Forks, Washington. Maybe, I mean, who knows? I was kind of surprised by when they announced Toronto. That – I don’t know.

Matt: Yeah.

Andrew: Also to look forward to in 2010, maybe a book announcement by J.K. Rowling?

[Everyone makes “Ooh”-ing noises]

Micah: No

Eric: No, no.

Andrew: Micah, you don’t think so?

Eric: No.

Micah: No, she’s…

Andrew: Why not?

Micah: She’s busy.

Matt: Of course. Why do you think she got a Twitter account?

Micah: Did we hear much from her in 2009?

Andrew: No, but she did say on her Twitter that…

Micah: I thought all she did was Tweet.

Andrew: She did say that [laughs] – she did say on her Twitter account that pen and paper are her priority a moment – are her priority.

Micah: Well clearly she’s only pressed the computer button once. Pen and paper better be the priority.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Micah, you obviously don’t understand the importance of that Tweet.

[Andrew laughs]

Micah: Clearly I don’t.

Eric: Go back and read the filters and all the metaphors that she had inside that Tweet.

Micah: Uh-huh, yeah. Okay.

Eric: Twitter is insane.

Matt: Micah, do you want to list names? Do you want to list names about this as clearly something that upset you?

Andrew: Well look, it may not be a Harry Potter book, but I certainly think there’s going to be some sort of book announcement from her relatively soon. I’m not saying in the next month, but in the next year, there’s got to be something. I mean, we’re in the new decade now! It’s time to roll into something new, know what I’m saying?

Matt: No.

Eric: It’s true.

Andrew: Other stories, more Lady Gaga songs. I don’t know who added this – I’m going to guess Eric, but…

[Matt laughs]

Andrew: That’s on par. Lady Gaga’s very big, as we know from the MuggleCast audience. Lady Gaga – another big possibility in 2010: Lady Gaga guest-hosting MuggleCast.

Eric: Oh, nice. Nice.

Andrew: I completely agree. And don’t forget, we are going to…

Laura: There we go.

Andrew: Ben and I are going to do that “Bad Romance” Lady Dumbledore and Fawkes collaboration – that’ll be coming maybe in the next month.

Matt: Oh, awesome. Or year.

Eric: It’s going to be great.

Andrew: Next story…

Mikey: Wow, I’m excited!

Andrew: Here’s a bittersweet story. Actually, I’m not too sure about Emerson – he hasn’t announced a date yet. But Mikey’s getting married in 2010. Congratulations, Mikey.

Mikey: That’s true.

Eric: Congratulations!

Laura: Aww!

Matt: Our little Mikey’s getting married!

Laura: Congratulations!

Andrew: Wonderful.

Mikey: I think Emerson’s getting married next year, too. I think they’re engaged.

Andrew: I don’t – well yeah, they are engaged. But he hasn’t set a date yet, so I mean, you know, we don’t want to say he’s getting married, [laughs] just in case. Obviously he will be, we just don’t know if it’s this year.

Eric: This year.

[Everyone laughs]

Laura: Keep digging, Andrew. Keep digging.

Andrew: That’s all I’m saying! Some people…

Eric: We don’t think it’s going to last, that’s what he’s saying.

Andrew: No.

Eric: That’s not true, Andrew. How dare you insinuate that!

[Laura laughs]

Andrew: Some people have a long engagement, that’s all I’m saying. Do not put words in my mouth. I love Emerson and Gaby, they’re a wonderful couple. And this final story – this list went completely out of whack. Eric, Ben, Laura and Micah stay single and throw a badass series of bachelor/bachelorette parties. Yes!

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: Oh, you guys are funny.

Mikey: So Andrew, are you getting married too?

Eric: That wasn’t for live ears to hear.

Andrew: No. I don’t know who wrote this list. I’m not responsible for the contents of its message.

Mikey: Well, if – you’re obviously left out from this.


Best MuggleCast Moments in History: Emerson Spartz


Andrew: Anyway, it’s time for Best Moment number four.

[Laura and Mikey laugh]

Andrew: And this moment comes from Episode 183. Speaking of Emerson, actually, this is when he made his first appearance on the show – pre-recorded appearance. We’ve been doing this podcast since 2005 and he’s never been on a recorded episode of MuggleCast like this one, or like a regular episode that we do – he’s never co-hosted. So this was his first appearance. And let’s go back in time. [time travelling noises]

[Andrew plays the clip from Episode 183. To view the transcript of this episode, click here.]

Andrew: And Emerson, a man of few words. But he did a great job on that show and he really enjoyed his time on it. He says he wants to come back. So he will come back. Hey listen we have a fun thing to do now, whoa, whoa, whoa. We’re going to get into a Trivia Giveaway.


Trivia Giveaway!


[Matt gasps]

Andrew: So how this is going to work is we have some trivia questions prepared, and we’re going to be giving away copies of the Half-Blood Prince DVD. Now listen, we assume most of you have a copy of the Half-Blood Prince DVD. If you do…

Micah: So don’t call in if you do.

Andrew: Not that this is going to stop you guys because I know it’s not. I shouldn’t even say that – [laughs] – don’t call in if you don’t – if you don’t have a copy of the Half-Blood Prince DVD.

Eric: Wait. What?

Matt: What? “Don’t call in if you have don’t have a copy?”

Andrew: Don’t call in…

Micah: If you “do.”

Matt: If you do have a copy.

Andrew: Right.

Matt: Okay.

Andrew: Call in if you do not have a copy of the Half-Blood Prince DVD.

Eric: So this could be a Catch-22 because…

Matt: Why? What are we going to do…

Eric: … people would have to admit that they’ve gone this long without the DVD.

Andrew: Which is embarrassing to admit.

Matt: Well, then this would be a really exciting trivia contest then.

Andrew: So, feel free…

Mikey: So, these are the people who…

Matt: Need it.

Andrew: Feel free. People can begin to call in now. And we’re going to ask a trivia question, and we’ll see if you can answer them. You’re going to have ten seconds to – to – to give us an answer. And the first copy is just going to be an – a U.S. edition, single disc copy of Half-Blood Prince. Hello Laurie.

Caller: Hello?

Andrew: Hi, welcome.

Caller: Hi! Oh, my God!

Andrew: Be honest, do you have a copy of the Half-Blood Prince DVD?

Caller: No.

Andrew: Oh, okay. Well…

Micah: Oh!

Laura: Wow!

Andrew: Then you’re a perfect contestant.

[Andrew and Matt laugh]

Andrew: So Micah is going to read the first question to you. And…

Caller: Okay.

Andrew: …you have ten seconds to answer. Now I got to be honest, these are pretty difficult. So don’t – don’t sweat it too much if – if you don’t know the answer. I mean these are – these are very hard.

Micah: We don’t want to…

Matt: We can help you.

Micah: …hear keys on the keyboard typing either.

[Andrew and Laura laugh]

Caller: Can I say hi though? Can I say hi – I’m shaking right now.

Andrew: Oh sure, where are you calling from?

Caller: Oh god! Newfoundland.

Andrew: Oh, wow.

Caller: Canada.

Eric: Oh, wow, nice.

Andrew: What time – oh, Canada.

Caller: Yeah.

Andrew: What time is it there?

Caller: It’s about eleven.

Andrew: Nice. The night is young in Canada.

[Caller laughs]

Andrew: All right so, Micah, go ahead, read the question, and Laurie will try to answer.

Micah: Okay. What was the name of Hepzibah Smith’s house-elf in Half-Blood Prince?

[“Jeopardy” countdown begins]

Caller: Oh my gosh. Oh.

Andrew: It’s a difficult one.

Laura: That’­s hard.

Caller: Oh, it’s – it’s like Dobby, it’s a different name. It’s [laughs] can I pass?

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: They only get harder.

[Andrew laughs]

Caller: Hokey?

Andrew: That’s correct. [laughs]

Caller: No – really?

Andrew: I think. Is it correct?

Micah: Yeah, that’s correct.

Andrew: That’s correct.

Caller: Wooo.

Matt: Yay!

[“Jeopardy” countdown stops]

Andrew: Oh, hold on, let me do the winner…

[Trumpets sound]

Andrew: Yay!

Caller: Yay!

Mikey: Yay!

Andrew: People were saying it in the chat, but that’s okay.

Eric: Yeah, the chat can count, right?

Mikey: Yeah.

Laura: Yeah.

Andrew: Yeah, sure, whatever – it’s a collective effort. Congratulations, you win a single-disc copy of the Half-Blood Prince DVD. And…

Caller: Oh my gosh!

Andrew: Could you do us a favor – let’s see, how should we do this?

Caller: Yeah.

Andrew: E-mail Andrew at staff dot mugglenet dot com with your mailing address.

Caller: Okay.

Andrew: And can you include your Skype name too, just in case there are no posers – in case somebody pretends to be you.

Eric: [laughs] I’m emailing you right now.

Caller: Okay, I…

Andrew: Sound good?

Caller: Okay. [laughs] Yeah. Thank you so much.

Andrew: Hey, no problem. And thanks for listening!

Caller: No problem, thank you! Thank…

Andrew: Oh.

Eric: Aww.

Andrew: Laura – Laurie’s very excited. That was sweet. Well, there we go. We have our first winner. Okay…

Mikey: Yay!

[Andrew laughs]

Mikey: I like winners.

Andrew: Okay.

Matt: Yeah, we don’t do losers.

Andrew: [laughs] Next caller. Logan, hello!

Eric: Logan?

Caller: Hello?

Andrew: Hey, you’re on MuggleCast Live! What’s up?

Caller: Nothing.

Andrew: [laughs] Where are you calling from?

Caller: Minnesota.

Andrew: Minnesota.

Caller: Yeah.

Andrew: You said that with a pause. Are you sure?

Caller: Yes, I’m positive.

Andrew: [laughs] Okay, all right. [laughs] Okay, so, we have a question for you. Eric, you want to read this one?

Eric: Sure, which one?

Andrew: And you’ll be winning a two disc edition of the Half-Blood Prince DVD.

Caller: Okay.

Andrew: Pick any, Eric. It’s up to you. One of the ones that you emailed Micah.

Eric: Yeah, yeah, I’m looking at it right now. Okay, Logan, your trivia question – I’m trying to see – I’m trying to guess your skills.

[Andrew laughs]

Eric: Who – okay – here’s the question…

Matt: Leave it to Eric to…

[Andrew laughs]

Andrew: I’m sorry – these are so hard.

Eric: Sorry.

Andrew: These are so hard. I feel bad. [laughs]

[Laura laughs]

Eric: Who is – okay, here’s the question. Who is the original author of Advanced Potion Making?

[“Jeopardy” countdown begins]

Andrew: You may receive help from the chat, I mean this is impossible, otherwise [laughs] we’re going to be here all night.

Caller: Oh no! I exited the window!

[Everyone laughs]

Laura: Oh no!

Eric: Take it back in time! Take it back in time!

Caller: Oh my gosh! Is it…

Matt: Oh, I know it!

Caller: It’s okay, no – yeah? Something – I don’t know. I lose.

Matt: No, you…

Andrew: If you want to…

Eric: It’s okay – it’s okay. We have another question, right? We’re only giving away three DVDs, right? And I made six questions. So…

Andrew: Right. Okay, okay. One more question.

Laura: It’s the Half-Blood Prince.

Andrew: Load up the chat.

[Everyone laughs]

Matt: The Half-Blood Prince!

[Laura laughs]

Andrew: All right. Yes. Okay, one more question, go ahead, Eric.

Eric: Oh I…

Andrew: Feel free to look in the chat for help. Matt’s spamming the chat with the answer.

Eric: That’s okay. This is – this is – this is a slightly easier question. What is the name of Katie Bell’s friend who witnesses her cursing – or her getting cursed? Katie Bell’s friend.

Caller: Uh…

Matt: It starts with?

Andrew: [laughs] What does it start with?

Matt: It starts with an “L,” right?

Caller: Oh my gosh.

[Andrew laughs]

Caller: Laura?

Andrew: No.

Caller: I don’t – oh my God. I’m sorry.

Andrew: The answer is Leanne! And you win a – you win a Half-Blood Prince two-disc edition. Congratulations.

[Laura laughs]

Caller: What? Okay!

Andrew: Yeah. Well, you phoned a friend, and it was me, and I answered.

[Laura laughs]

Caller: Oh! Neat! [laughs]

[Everyone laughs]

Andrew: All right well…

Mikey: “Neat”!

Andrew: Congratulations Logan of Minnesota!

Caller: Okay. How are you going to…

Eric: Make sure you send an e-mail.

Caller: Oh, all right.

Andrew: Yeah, send an e-mail with your Skype name and – so I know it’s actually you, because I have your Skype name here, and you – we’ll get it to you in the mail. All right?

Caller: All right. Thanks a bunch!

Andrew: All right, no problem. Poor Logan.

Matt: Yay! He won!

Andrew: We have to do these quick though otherwise we’re going to be here all day.

Laura: Yeah.

Andrew: Because these questions are very hard. These are great questions, but they are very hard! [laughs] All right. One more caller. Hello Julia, you’re on MuggleCast live!

Caller: Oh my God! Hi!

Andrew: Hi.

Matt: Hey.

Andrew: Are you ready for – where are you calling from?

Caller: I’m from Brooklyn, New York.

Andrew: Brooklyn! Represent! Eric…

Caller: Hi Andrew! I love you!

Andrew: Hi! Love you too!

Mikey: Aw.

Andrew: It’s wonderful to have you on the show.

Caller: Thank you!

Andrew: Eric will be reading you…

Caller: Yeah?

Andrew: … the final question and you’ll be receiving a two-disc edition of Half-Blood Prince.

Caller: [shouts] Yeah!

Andrew: Oh. Oh my.

Caller: Sorry.

Andrew: Eric, go ahead.

Caller: What was the question?

Eric: Three questions this time. This is the top prize so does she get three choices if she doesn’t get it?

Andrew: Sure. Yeah.

Eric: All right. Because these are the hard questions.

Andrew: Oh right. Go ahead.

Eric: All right, question is what magical creature do Cormac McLaggen and his Uncle Tiberius hunt while in Norway?

Caller: Oh my God, that’s so hard.

Andrew: Feel free to use chat as the help.

Eric: It’s – it’s alliteration. It’s something in Norway.

Caller: Oh, I hate this. Nogtails?

Andrew: That is correct.

Matt: Yeah.

Caller: Yes!

Eric: Got it.

Andrew: Congratulations. You win a two disc edition of Half-Blood Prince on DVD.

Caller: Yay.

[Andrew and Eric laughs]

Andrew: Well, congrats and hope you’re enjoying the show. And…

Caller: I love you so much.

Andrew: I love you too.

Caller’s Sister: I like you too.

Andrew: Oh hi Julia’s sister.

Laura: Awww, hi.

Andrew: So e-mail andrew at staff dot mugglenet dot com with your Skype name and also your mailing address please.

Caller: Okay, thank you so much.

Andrew: All right no problem. Bye bye.

Caller: Bye.

Mikey: So Andrew do we know if Julia and Logan had a copy of the movie already?

Andrew: No, but…

Mikey: Okay.

Eric: If they didn’t, do you want one?

[Andrew and Mikey laugh]

Laura: They sounded pretty excited.

Mikey: No, they sound excited so I’m happy for them.

Matt: Aw.

Eric: I thought Mikey was trying to get a copy of the movie. I was like “what”? [laughs]

Mikey: No, come on I bought it the first day. I had to.

Eric: I know man, I know.

Matt: You guys, Ben just tweeted he wishes he was on the live show right now.

Andrew: Aw.

Mikey: Oh, Ben.

Matt: Aw, poor Ben. Where is he?

Mikey: I’m going to text him right now. I’m going to text him.


Best Moments in MuggleCast History: Lady Dumbledore


Andrew: He was going to be on, but then he had stuff to do. Okay, well we have one last moment from MuggleCast this year we want to reminisce about. It was from Episode 182. It’s the Lady Dumbledore episode. We all remember this and I was actually surprised that – I know I sound like I’m tooting my own horn but I was playing it back when I was putting the episode together and it was actually really funny.

Matt: Huh!

Andrew: And I’m going to queue it up now. Once again my unpreparedness leaves me without the episode – without the clip – but I know – I remember the time code. So here it is. We’re going to go back in time. [time-travelling noises]

[Andrew plays the clip from Episode 182. To view the transcript for this episode, click here.]

Andrew: That clip was a little long. But – [laughs]

Eric: I’m never sure when you play those clips when it’s you guys actually talking, like if the clips are over and you guys are back.


Show Close


Andrew: Well it’s over now, we assure you all. So there you go, there’s some of the best MuggleCast moments of 2009 and hopefully many more to come. We asked people to send in their best moments and they did so on Twitter, so thanks to everyone who sent in their favorite moments from the show. You know what guys, this wraps up MuggleCast episode 188, our final episode of 2009. It’s been a very fun show. I actually have a semi-sad announcement to…

[Dog barks in the background]

Andrew: … bring to the table here.

Matt: Was that a dog?

Andrew: Laura is going to be studying abroad this semester – this upcoming semester and she’s going to be without internet so we are not going to be seeing her for a good six months.

Laura: Five, but yeah.

Andrew: Oh, five.

Matt: Laura…

Eric: So they don’t have internet in Costa Rica?

Matt: No.

Laura: They do but it’s not readily available everywhere. So…

Andrew: So she’s going to have be in an internet cafes to do MuggleCast and stuff – she would have to be in an internet cafe to podcast and she can’t be sitting in the public podcasting, that’d be ridiculous.

Matt: Right. Well, guys let’­s do a tribute to Laura. So let’­s pull a Half-Blood Prince and everyone get a pen or pencil and put our wands up in the air.

Mikey: I have a pen here, Laura!

Eric: I have a pen, I’m doing it now Laura!

Laura: Wow!

Andrew: My cup goes up to you, Laura! I’m going to cry, this is a very big moment, guys.

Laura: You guys – you guys never fail to amaze me.

Eric: We have to do “For She’s a Jolly Good Fellow”. We have to sing her off.

[Laura sings]

Andrew: [singing] For she’s a Jolly good, Laura.

Matt: [singing] But it ain’t no lie Laura. Bye bye bye!

[Laura and Mikey laugh]

Andrew: Well, Laura we’ll miss you very much. But we hope you learn a lot in Costa Rica. We’d like to thank everyone who watched us on Ustream tonight, there were many of you, thank you so much. It’s been a very fun show and we want to thank you guys for all the support over the year. It’s been another fun year in…

[Sad, slow music begins playing]

Andrew:Harry Potter and of course in MuggleCast, and we just thank everyone for their support. Thank you to Ustream, thanks again to all the listeners listening. It’s been a great time. I’m Andrew Sims. Are we even going to try to do an order here?

Laura: No.

Mikey: No.

Andrew: [laughs] No! Forget it!

Eric: We’re MuggleCast.

Andrew: Once again, Andrew Sims, Laura Thompson, Micah Tannenbaum, Mikey Bouchereau, Eric Scull, and Matt Britton all here saying Happy New Year to you all and we will see you in 2010. Goodbye everybody!

Matt: See you Laura!

Mikey: Bye everyone!

Laura: Bye! Happy New Year!

Matt: Bye, guys.

[Andrew sighs]

Mikey: Bye, bye.

[Music ends]

Andrew: All right, that’s a pretty lame way to end it. So, I’m just going to turn on Britney Spears.

Laura: Yeah, I agree.

Mikey: Yeah, that’s – it’s sad!

Matt: Oh yeah, Britney Spears make it so much better, yeah.

[“3” by Britney Spears starts playing]

Eric: That was – yeah.

[Matt sings along]

Andrew: This is better. Oh, hold on.

[Eric and Laura laugh]

Andrew: Okay, there we go. So, thanks, everyone for listening…

[Eric’­s cell phone interferes with the call]

Andrew: …Eric, thanks for that interference with your cell phone.

[Eric’­s cell phone does it again]

Matt: Eric!

Andrew: What a great way to end the year.

Eric: How do you know it’s me?

Andrew: Because it’s always you, and I see it in your Skype channel thing.

Mikey: [laughs] Bye, guys.

Andrew: All right, thanks everyone!

Laura: All right.

Andrew: Bye!

Micah: He’s got the dog, too.

Laura: All right, bye.

Andrew: Yeah. Eric’s just full of disruptions.

Micah: It’s always his dog.

[Andrew and Micah laugh]

Andrew: Bye everyone!

[Music continues]