Episode #640: Rita Skeeter: A Voice For Potter Podcasters (GOF Chapter 10, Mayhem at the Ministry)

Happy New Year! It’s our first episode of 2024 and we’ll be watching our words carefully, lest Rita Skeeter twists any of our statements to create some hot goss for The Daily Prophet!

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  • Chapter-by-Chapter continues with Goblet of Fire, Chapter 10: Mayhem At The Ministry
  • 7-Word Summary: Arthur laments over a problematic news cycle
  • Main Discussion #1: The Aftermath
  • Security Nightmare! Why did any witch or wizard hang around after the Death Eater attack? Evacuation plans should’ve been in place and activated!
  • We examine the exploitation of Mr. Roberts by both the Death Eaters and The Ministry. Why was he not taken to St. Mungo’s? Could they have used a Pensieve to remove the memory of the attack?
  • Freaking Out Molly: Had the author not conceptualized Patronus messaging yet? And not ONE Weasley could have gone home early?
  • Main Discussion #2: Rita Skeeter, Unethical Journalism & Ministry Blunders
  • We discuss Rita’s ability to acquire information being aided significantly by her being an unregistered animagus
  • Just WHAT do beetles represent?
  • Does Rita’s journalism, unethical at times though it is, do an actual public service in the case of both of the Quidditch World Cup and the disappearance of Bertha Jorkins?
  • Molly clearly recognizes that Rita is a hack, but later on in Goblet of Fire she laps up every lie printed about Hermione. Why?
  • Obviously, we’re familiar with the real-world consequences of this brand of journalism. Have any of the hosts ever been caught up in following salacious, gossip-based reporting?
  • Have we ever caught ourselves pulling a Mrs. Weasley: either dismissing or assigning merit to a piece of reporting based on whether it reinforced our personal beliefs?
  • Odds & Ends cover Mundungus Fletcher, Ron’s dress robes, Trelawney’s prophecy and more!
  • Quizzitch: What spell does Hermione start learning on the Hogwarts Express (in Harry’s fourth year)?
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Episode #639: Christmas Lights or Chaos? (GOF Chapter 9: The Dark Mark)


On this week’s episode of MuggleCast, we’re wrapping up 2023 at the Quidditch World Cup! Grab your best pair of running shoes and dont forget your wand (*cough* Harry *cough*), as we try to avoid Death Eaters, Veela and annoying Ministry officials!

*Please note that we discuss some heavy topics in this episode and while we certainly pride ourselves on being a family-friendly podcast, the content may not be suitable for all ages.*

  • Happy Holidays and New Year to all of our listeners! It’s our final episode of 2023, but don’t fret because we’ll be releasing a couple of bonus segments over the break!
  • Chapter-by-Chapter continues with Goblet of Fire, Chapter 9: The Dark Mark
  • 7-Word Summary: Winky struggles to explain herself to Crouch
  • Main Discussion #1: Death Eaters & The Dark Mark
  • Death Eaters & Terrorism: Voldemort’s followers use the Quidditch World Cup celebration to cause mass hysteria
  • The Death Eaters are dressed in hooded cloaks with masks, and are marching in a clan-like formation. We discuss similarities to the KKK here in the United States.
  • We react to the torture of the Roberts family and exactly what Draco suggested be done to Hermione
  • The Dark Mark & the Swastika: Both marks inspire fear and convey hatred. As an adult that lived through Voldemort’s reign, what must it have been like to see the Dark Mark return?
  • Hermione is the only one of the trio who understands the gravity of the Dark Mark. What does this say about the wizarding world’s ability to insulate their children from the terror that Voldemort inflicted on the wizarding world?
  • Was the Dark Mark cast to inspire fear in those at the Quidditch World Cup or in the Death Eaters themselves?
  • Main Discussion #2: The Conviction of Winky & The Treatment of House-Elves
  • Winky is found at the scene of the crime and is unjustly accused (and convicted). 
  • Similar to other situations we’ve experienced with Ministry justice, much of the real evidence is ignored!
  • Our eyes are opened even further to the treatment of House-Elves by the larger wizarding world
  • How has Hermione growing up in the Muggle world informed her views on House-Elves? Do we attribute Ron’s views to immaturity or his own upbringing?
  • Hermione begins her outspoken criticism of the Ministry!
  • Evanesco That returns as Andrew lays waste to all of the  he-said-she-said-elf-said back-and-forth, blah, blah, blah in this chapter!
  • Odds & Ends cover Fred & George’s winnings, Beauxbatons, Madam Maxime, Stan Shunpike, Priori Incantato and more!
  • Quizzitch: What did Rita Skeeter once call Bill Weasley in an interview with Gringotts curse-breakers?
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Episode #638: Nothing About Quidditch Is Fair (GOF Chapter 8, The Quidditch World Cup)

The Quidditch World Cup is a security nightmare! (Are you really surprised?) This week, the MuggleCasters dive in (from no less a height than the Top Box) to discussion about rogue mascots and classism as we discuss Chapter 8 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, “The Quidditch World Cup.”

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  • Chapter-by-Chapter continues with Goblet of Fire, Chapter 8: The Quidditch World Cup
  • 7-Word Summary: Athletes compete vigorously against their formidable opponents
  • Main Discussion #1: House-Elves return!
  • Harry thinks he sees Dobby. But how exactly does Winky know Dobby?
  • Are Dobby’s ideas of being paid for his work too radical, or is Winky too conservative or downtrodden? And why is it a bad thing that Dobby remains free?
  • We also get a reunion of sorts between Lucius and Arthur. What is this chapter trying to tell us about class differences in the Wizarding World?
  • Main Discussion #2: The Veela are DANGEROUS!
  • Right after first seeing them, Harry almost jumps out of the Top Box! How are they allowed?
  • The Veela are of Slavic origin and may have roots in Greek myths; we explore.
  • Are the Veela more like modern cheerleaders in their purpose, or are they emblematic of something else?
  • Both team’s mascots should be banned in the future, we consider.
  • Quizzitch: From which book does Hermione learn about Beauxbatons Academy of Magic?
  • Coming up in Bonus MuggleCast, we review the biggest events in fandom of 2023 and look ahead to 2024!
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Episode #637: Crouchy Ouchy (GOF Chapter 7, Bagman and Crouch) feat. Fantasy Fangirls

Grab your plainest clothing, because we’re journeying to the Quidditch World Cup under cover and meeting Ludo the Gamblin’ Man and Grouchy Crouchy! Join Andrew, Eric, Micah, Laura and our friends Lexi and Nicole from Fantasy Fangirls for a camping trip you won’t soon forget!

  • Welcome, the hosts of Fantasy Fangirls, Nicole and Lexi! Fantasy Fangirls is currently covering Fourth Wing / Iron Flame, which has been one of the most popular book series this year! Follow them for hours of entertainment on Instagram and TikTok!
  • Lexi leaves everyone in awe as she rattles off every Goblet of Fire chapter from memory! And yes, she can do the entire series from Sorcerer’s Stone to Deathly Hallows – a fantastic holiday party trick!
  • Chapter-by-Chapter continues with Goblet of Fire, Chapter 7: Bagman and Crouch
  • 7-Word Summary: Arriving at the campsite makes much happen
  • Main Discussion #1: Hiding the Quidditch World Cup from Muggles
  • How does Arthur Weasley not know how Muggle money works?
  • What is the lasting impact of wiping Mr. Roberts’ memory 10 times per day?
  • Prohibiting witches and wizards from doing magic at the Quidditch World Cup is ABSURD! Why hasn’t a better plan been devised after all these years?
  • Just Hhw many witches and wizards are there in the world?
  • Why should Harry and Hermione have to put the tent together? Could it be foreshadowing to Deathly Hallows?
  • Brother and sister? Former lovers? Could there be a secret connection between Perkins and Mrs. Figg?
  • Main Discussion #2: Bagman and Crouch (our initial impressions)
  • We examine the ethics of Ludo Bagman placing and collecting bets on the Quidditch World Cup
  • What sticky situation did Arthur get Ludo out of that awarded him 10 VIP tickets?
  • What does it say about Barty Crouch Sr. that he completely botches Percy’s name?
  • Odds & Ends cover Ron fangirling over Krum, other wizarding schools, Bode The Unspeakable, magic carpets, water taps, Seamus Finnegan’s mom and more!
  • Quizzitch: What broomstick does Harry see advertised as being, “for All the Family” at the Quidditch World Cup?
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Episode #636: You Are Boot-iful (GOF Chapter 6, The Portkey)

Wake up! It’s time to go stand on a hill until our boot is ready! Join Andrew, Eric, Laura and Micah for the latest episode of MuggleCast in which we have a fun Chapter-by-Chapter discussion discussing the pitfalls of magical means of transportation in the Wizarding World. Would we rather use Portkeys or learn to Apparate? Find out during our discussion on Episode 636 of MuggleCast.

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  • Chapter-by-Chapter returns with Goblet of Fire, Chapter 6: The Portkey
  • 7-Word Summary: The Quidditch World is excited regarding Voldemort
  • Main Discussion 1: Magical modes of transport for Wizards
  • Does it make sense for folks with cheaper tickets to have to arrive sooner? Isn’t it more likely that the rich could afford staying on site for longer?
  • Which governments are involved here protecting the Statute of Secrecy and are they all working in tandem for the game?
  • Is a Portkey really the best / safest form of transportation? Why not Apparate?
  • Percy is made fun of by the Weasley Twins for Apparating downstairs, but each MuggleCaster comes to his defense separately.
  • We ask: would you rather Apparate or use a Portkey? The hosts make their decisions.
  • Would taking Muggle transport really be so bad in 2023?
  • Main Discussion 2: Amos “Cringe Dad” Diggory
  • We reflect on Amos’ love for his boy and how sad it is reading this chapter knowing how the book ends, but also how awkward this conversation with Amos must be for Harry in the moment.
  • Could Arthur have not gotten better tickets through his Ministry connections?
  • Quizzitch: According to Percy, about how many languages does Mr Crouch speak?
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Episode #635: Percy The Parrot (GOF Chapter 5, Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes)

Welcome to The Burrow, but stay out of Molly’s kitchen because the sauce ain’t the only thing boiling over, tonight! Join Eric, Micah, Laura and Katie as we breakdown the Weasley family, explore wizarding careers, criticize Percy’s dinner conversation and get ready for the Quidditch World Cup!

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  • Chapter-by-Chapter returns with Goblet of Fire, Chapter 5: Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes
  • 7-Word Summary: Harry visits the burrow and EATS satisfactorily
  • Main Discussion 1: Wizarding World Family Dynamics & Life After Hogwarts
  • What can we expect from the members of the Weasley as the series moves forward? This chapter lays the groundwork!
  • Bill & Charlie: Have we ever been in Harry’s situation when we meet someone for the first time and they totally defy our expectations? Whether because of their physical appearance or because of their personality?
  • Given everything that happened to Arthur in Harry’s second year, shouldn’t Fred & George have been more aware of pranking Dudley?
  • How fair is Molly’s assessment of Fred & George at this point in their lives? She claims that the Twins have “no ambition” and they are “wasting their brains”. We beg to differ!
  • The hosts analyze how Percy’s behavior is very reflective of Western corporate culture
  • Does Percy not want to come home because he loves his job or because he dislikes his family?
  • Given what we witnessed in the first chapter, should we as readers expect that Voldemort has something planned for the Quidditch World Cup?
  • Percy goes hard on Bertha! Could this be a larger commentary on how women are perceived in certain work environments?
  • Odds & Ends cover Ginny, Pigwidgeon, Viktor Krum, the Quidditch World Cup and Harry neglecting tell Ron & Hermione about his scar
  • Quizzitch: According to Amos Diggory, what family couldn’t get tickets to Quidditch World Cup?
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Episode #634: Analyzing the Representation of Women in Harry Potter

This week’s episode is a very special one, and long overdue: For the first time in our podcast’s history, we have a women-only panel assembled, and they’re discussing the representation of women in Harry Potter!

Laura helms this episode with our social media manager Chloé, and they’re joined by #Millennial’s Pamela Gocobachi and MuggleCast’s latest team member (and Eric’s other half) Meg Scott.

They discuss the demonization of femininity in Harry Potter and the “I’m not like other girls” pandemic, how many of JKR’s most unlikable characters are strongly associated with overtly feminine characteristics, the demonization of feminine interests, and JKR’s issues with the color pink.

Later, the girls talk about how women treat other women in the series (both the positive and negative relationships), and then talk about what chapter they’d like to see from a woman’s perspective, which witch they think they’re most like, who they’d want at a sleepover, and which Wizarding World cosmetic they wish was real.

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Episode #633: Quizzitch Live: H.O.W.L. Edition! (Halloween and O.W.L Trivia Game)

Get ready for the latest installment of Quizzitch Live! There are some TRICKs in this edition, but we find it all to be quite a TREAT. Join Andrew, Eric, Laura and Micah as we visit some O.W.L. subjects such as Potions, Charms, Transfiguration and Defense Against the Dark Arts.

On either end of the show we also have two Halloween-themed rounds: Candy of the Wizarding World, and a James and Lily Potter tribute round. Our at-home edition of Quizzitch Live will rely on the honor system! Write down the answer you think is correct, in the time it takes us to prepare the answer, and count up the total “correct” answers to measure yourself against the winners at the end! Most of all, have an un-BOO-lievable amount of fun!

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Episode #632: The Benefits of Electric Fireplaces (GOF Chapter 4, Back to the Burrow)

It’s time to unblock your fireplace and let our hosts into your living room! Join Andrew, Eric, Micah and Laura as things heat up inside No. 4 Privet Drive! And make sure to mind the flying ornaments and Ton-Tongue Toffee!

  • Quizzitch Live is returning! October 28th at 11 AM ET will see the latest Halloween edition of our trivia game where listeners can participate live and win prizes! Study up on your O.W.L. level Charms, Potions, Transfiguration, Defense Against The Dark Arts and more!
  • Chapter-by-Chapter continues with Goblet of Fire, Chapter 4: Back to the Burrow
  • 7-Word Summary: Arthur attempts to help with Dudley’s tongue
  • We all know that the Weasleys cause some good old-fashioned havoc on Privet Drive, but was it all quite necessary?
  • Offenses include: Sending multiple delegates – did Ron, Fred and George need to be there? Why didn’t Molly accompany Arthur? Being insensitive to Dudley’s trauma – who, if anybody is aware of the pig tail situation? And baiting Dudley – we debate the actions of Fred and George toward Harry’s cousin. Were they intentionally feeding his addiction to sweets?
  • With all the magic going on at Privet Drive, why doesn’t the Ministry show up?
  • Despite all of the chaos, Arthur still calls the Dursleys manners into question!
  • What Muggle items do we think Arthur would have enjoyed most at the Dursely home?
  • WHAT IF… only Arthur and Molly came to pick up Harry? Would it have improved relations between Harry’s surrogate parents and his guardians?
  • Odds & Ends cover the relentless fat shaming of both Dudley and Vernon
  • Quizzitch: How many times did Harry physically visit The Burrow during the 7-book series?
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Episode #631: Mmmm, Grapefruit and Floor Cake (GOF Chapters 2 & 3, The Scar and The Invitation)

The recaps are back! We thought we had escaped getting summaries for Harry’s friends, his lifestyle, his family, and his situation but we were vastly mistaken. Join Andrew, Eric, Laura and Micah as they delve into Chapters 2 and 3 of Goblet of Fire, covering chapters “The Scar” and “The Invitation”! We discuss the Dursleys motives and if everything would have been better had Harry contacted Dumbledore about his ‘dream.’

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  • Main Discussion 1: Chapter 2 of Goblet of Fire, “The Scar.”
  • 7-Word Summary for Chapter 2: Dumbledore sometimes is on the beach relaxing
  • We review the stresses that went in to crafting such a large book in less time for its author.
  • Whose POV was Harry’s dream actually from, and how does it work? Did the rules surrounding H*rcr*xes change?
  • How would things be different if Harry had chosen to write Dumbledore? Would he care?
  • We review Dudley’s choice in video games.
  • Main Discussion 2: Chapter 3 of Goblet of Fire, “The Invitation.”
  • 7-Word Summary for Chapter 3: Molly tries to save Harry’s summer funnily
  • Is Vernon’s behavior and his intolerance for magic similar to that of folks who are anti-LGBT?
  • We review how Harry always miraculously escapes Privet Drive with a bang.
  • Finally, we ask the most important question: how is Harry preserving all that birthday cake under his floorboards?
  • Quizzitch: what does Arthur Weasley ask Dudley Dursley?
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