Episode #662: Potter or Pizza? (GOF Chapter 29, The Dream)

This week, get ready to be undoubtedly stimulated by the extraordinary clairvoyant vibrations of Andrew, Eric, Micah and Laura as your hosts deal with being grounded by not one, but two adults, processing wild dreams and battling Voldemort-inducing headaches!

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  • Welcome, Slug Club guest Feryal!
  • News: Boston Celtics guard Jaylen Brown fancies himself a Harry Potter fan
  • Chapter-by-Chapter continues with Goblet of Fire, Chapter 29: The Dream
  • 7-Word Summary: Sirius grounds Harry because he is naughty
  • Main Discussion #1: Grounded for His Own Good
  • Why wasn’t the Ministry called to investigate immediately?
  • Did Harry, Ron and Hermione’s experiences with Mad-Eye Moody (Fakey) and Barty Crouch Sr. feed the Ministry distrust we see develop in Order of the Phoenix?
  • How many more “perfect cover” situations does Mad-Eye Moody (Fakey) have left in his arsenal? Are there signs he is starting to crack under the weight of it all?
  • Does Harry’s lack of a true parental figure inform his reaction to Sirius’ letter?
  • Main Discussion #2: The Dream and its Aftermath
  • Why does Harry get regularly triggered inside of Trelawney’s classroom?
  • Why is Harry’s perspective during the dream so erratic?
  • While not mentioned by name, should Harry have picked up on the letter (he helped deliver) being about Barty Crouch Sr.?
  • Could this be THE moment when Voldemort realizes the connection between himself and Harry?
  • Why is Dumbledore’s office password-protected? Shouldn’t he at least have a doorbell? Or an assistant?
  • Fudge begins to reveal his true colors! How delicious of a moment is the Dumbledore’s office scene for Barty Crouch Jr.?
  • Odds & Ends cover Fred and George’s private business matters, Mars, humming insects, Snape the Bat and Cockroach Clusters!
  • What If?! Barty Crouch Sr. had not fired Winky? Could she have saved him (and Cedric) from a horrible fate?
  • Quizzitch: After Ludo Bagman’s trial, what Quidditch match does a jury member congratulate him on?
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Episode #661: Kromance (GOF Chapter 28: The Madness of Mr. Crouch) feat. The Fantasy Fangirls!

What’s that in the bushes? It’s another introduction into the horrors of true crime as we follow Harry and Viktor Krum into the woods of the Forbidden Forest! Joining us for this episode are Nicole and Lexi of Fantasy Fangirls podcast! With plenty of laughs and deep coverage of another massive chapter of Book 4, listen now as we discuss “The Madness of Mr. Crouch!”

  • Welcome back Nicole and Lexi of the Fantasy Fangirls podcast!
  • Chapter-by-Chapter continues with Goblet of Fire, Chapter 28: The Madness of Mr. Crouch
  • 7-Word Summary: Harry finds Crouch disturbed inside the forest
  • Main Discussion #1: Drinky has a winking problem
  • Down in the kitchens, Harry and Hermione uncover more clues at the expense of making every situation worse.
  • Laura has calculated Winky’s BAC, and it’s not good.
  • Is Crouch Sr. careless to not have taken Winky back, and does he rely on House-Elf magic to feel confident that she’ll keep his secrets, which she does?
  • Main Discussion #2: a wild Mr. Crouch appears!
  • Down on the pitch, we learn that the points so far haven’t mattered… much.
  • Nicole explains why she would quit the Triwizard Tournament at this point.
  • Krum pulls Harry aside… to talk about girls!
  • Has Crouch Sr. traveled all this way on FOOT? Or by magic?
  • Should Harry have asked Crocuh Sr. more direct follow-up questions before leaving Krum alone with him?
  • Does Dumbledore fear Krum, or fear for Krum in this moment?
  • Does Igor Karkaroff kind of have a point about fairness?
  • Is Hagrid about to be revealed to be Uncle Vernon in disguise?
  • Odds & Ends include the principality of Andorra! Cornelius Fudge’s wife! Christmas Nifflers, Barty Crouch Jr.’s test scores, and more.
  • Quizzitch: Who is the second person Mad-Eye Fakey tells should become an Auror as a career?
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Episode #660: Sirius and the Cave Rave (GOF Chapter 27: Padfoot Returns)

This week, TAKE NOTE! No, we mean it, TAKE NOTES! Because everything you need to know about the plot of Goblet of Fire is revealed as Padfoot Returns!

  • Eric has an announcement to kick off this Pride Month!
  • Chapter-by-Chapter continues with Goblet of Fire, Chapter 27: Padfoot Returns
  • 7-Word Summary: Crouch is not innocent of any crimes
  • Main Discussion #1: Second Task Hangover
  • Does Snape behave any differently from a teacher catching students talking or passing a note in class?
  • Snape calls Harry a “nasty little boy”… do we think he’s projecting here?
  • Boomslang Skin & Gillyweed: Snape’s stores have been broken into, but what evidence does Snape have that it was Harry?
  • Did Harry effectively use Occlumency without even realizing it?
  • Should Harry have challenged Snape to give him Veritaserum?
  • What’s up with Karkaroff’s arm?
  • Main Discussion #2: Cave Crouching
  • Why is Sirius the only real parental figure that shows up for Harry?
  • Oh, Peter! Sirius is eating rats? Do we think that’s a coincidence?
  • Sirius paints a harrowing picture of the First War and Azkaban Prison
  • Good People & Death Eaters: After Sirius reveals the true Barty Crouch Sr., we analyze Harry’s inclination to label him a Death Eater
  • If Barty had spent some more time with his son, what would have happened?
  • How is it possible during his time in Azkaban, Sirius never got confirmation Barty Crouch Jr. was a Death Eater, learned Snape was a Death Eater, heard of the Dark Mark tattoo?
  • Ron jokingly solves everything at the end of the chapter!
  • Odds & Ends cover Ludo Bagman, Bertha Jorkins and Second Task safety protocols!
  • Quizzitch: What food does Harry send to Sirius in his cave, that Pigwidgeon isn’t suitable for?
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Episode #659: ‘You Available To Be Stolen This Friday?’ (GOF Chapter 26, The Second Task)

Grab your House-themed pennants and something to do for an hour, because today we’re heading down to the Black Lake and celebrating a Triwizard Task that nobody above ground can see or appreciate! Join Eric, Laura, Micah and special guest Chloé as they discuss Chapter 26 of Goblet of Fire, “The Second Task.”

  • Chapter-by-Chapter continues with Goblet of Fire, Chapter 26: The Second Task
  • 7-Word Summary: The merpeople mock Harry incessantly under water
  • Main Discussion #1: Leading up to the task
  • Hagrid’s back teaching. Do we miss Professor Grubbly-Plank?
  • Could Harry be reaching out to Lupin or other folks for help?
  • Have we ever overslept on the day of an exam and had to wing it?
  • Main Discussion #2: The Task and Immediate Aftermath
  • Why are the other headmasters so visibly annoyed at Harry? Could they tone it down a bit?
  • What does the Second Task look like, for the audience and spectators? Even Dumbledore has to ask the merpeople what happened at the end of it.
  • Micah’s Hot Take: Hermione is not meaningful enough to Krum for her to be his hostage.
  • The hosts debate: were the ‘hostages’ ever really in danger? We also polled our Patrons… twice.
  • Are we disappointed by the writing’s handling of Fleur’s performance?
  • Do we agree with the final results of the Second Task?
  • Odds and Ends touches on a Skeeter sighting, and another mention of their school hats!
  • Quizzitch: Who authorized Aurors to use the Unforgivable Curses during the first Wizarding war?
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Episode #658: Imagine Dumbledore’s Bathroom (GOF Chapter 25, The Egg and The Eye)

Crank up the hot water and pour the bubbles, because this week we’re soaking in the Prefects bathroom with, eh, Moaning Myrtle! Then grab your Invisibility Cloak and head downstairs because Moody and Snape are must-see TV! 

  • Welcome Slug Club member, Geoff!
  • Chapter-by-Chapter continues with Goblet of Fire, Chapter 25: The Egg & The Eye
  • 7-Word Summary: Mermaids sing to a bathroom of children
  • Main Discussion #1: Harry’s First Bath in 14 Years
  • Is the Prefects Bathroom everything we’ve ever wanted?
  • Moaning Myrtle is back!
  • Why is Myrtle confined to the Hogwarts plumbing? Who is monitoring her?
  • How do feel about Myrtle’s bathroom behavior?
  • Soooo… Hogwarts is dumping all of its waste into the Black Lake?
  • Geoff gives us a beautiful rendition of The Second Task Clue
  • Main Discussion #2: Curiosity Killed the Cat
  • Could the Horcrux be behind Harry’s pursuit of Barty Crouch Jr.?
  • Security Nightmare: Why has Hogwarts not fixed that trick step?
  • We dare you to name another wizard who could tell Snape to go to bed (and live)!
  • Should Moody’s eye be able to see through a Deathly Hallow?
  • What if… Harry’s foot didn’t get trapped?
  • Do we think Moody’s recommendation that Harry become an Auror is sincere?
  • Quizzitch: According to Hagrid, at what age do unicorns become pure white?
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Episode #657: Does Goblet of Fire Feel Like a Rushed Book? And more MuggleMail

This week, we revisit the ever-exciting MuggleMail bag and listen to your voicemails on all things Goblet of Fire. The debate about Cedric’s clue to Harry rages on, and listeners have opinions on everything from House-Elf rights to defending Ron Weasley’s youth.

  • Voicemails cover House-Elf evolution, Cedric’s clue, judges at professional sporting events, and Barty Crouch, Sr.
  • The Hungarian Horntail may NOT have been the last addition to the First Task, multiple listeners posit.
  • Quidditch could easily have fit in between the 3 year-long tasks, couldn’t it?
  • One listener defends Ron Weasley’s recent actions on the basis of his youth. Do we let him off the hook?
  • Do Durmstrang and Beauxbatons students have classes with Hogwarts professors?
  • Working backwards from the Portkey, does the plot of Book 4 even work?
  • Do Aurors have the same damage to their souls as Death Eaters if they both kill to survive?
  • Feminism in Harry Potter has some pitfalls from the onset, one listener opines.
  • What did Sirius Black’s family members think upon receiving word of his incarceration?
  • The hosts take turns choosing one wizarding profession that they would have in the Wizarding world.
  • Quizzitch: Where specifically does Moaning Myrtle mention haunting Olive Hornby?
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Episode #656: Rita and Micah’s Hagrid Hot Take (GOF Chapter 24, Rita Skeeter’s Scoop)

This week, open up your copy of The Daily Prophet and settle in for some hot goss as the hosts break down Rita Skeeter’s Scoop on Rebeus Hagrid and his qualifications as a Hogwarts professor! Plus, between Ludo and some goblins and Rita and Hermione, were we moments away from a good ole fashioned pub brawl at The Three Broomsticks? Join us and find out!

  • Welcome Patreon member, Liza! Check out her book club by following her on Twitter and Instagram
  • We discuss the recent news that all seven Harry Potter audiobooks will be transformed into new full-cast ensemble productions!
  • Chapter-by-Chapter continues with Goblet of Fire, Chapter 24: Rita Skeeter’s Scoop
  • 7-Word Summary: Rita ignites rumors in The Three Broomsticks
  • Do we think Cedric gave Harry a good clue about the egg?
  • Main Discussion #1: Dumbledore’s Giant Mistake
  • Draco Malfoy… the 1950’s cartoon villain?!
  • Why does Hermione fail to grasp certain larger wizarding world dynamics?
  • Micah’s Hot Take: While definitely scathing, Rita’s article about Hagrid is… TRUE!
  • Should Dumbledore sack Hagrid as Care of Magical Creatures professor?
  • Why didn’t Hagrid start as an assistant and receive proper training?
  • How do we feel about the students getting a proper Care of Magical Creatures lesson? 
  • Lupin and Hagrid have drastically different reactions to being outed! Why did Dumbledore accept Lupin’s resignation but not Hagrid’s?
  • Main Discussion #2: A Bagman In The Pub. Why is Ludo really meeting with the goblins? Is he trying to plant a story about his boss with Rita? How concerned should we be about Barty Crouch Sr.’s absence?
  • Should Hermione have been more careful calling out Rita in a crowded pub?
  • Main Discussion #3: Justice for Hagrid. Dumbledore shows up for Hagrid on a whole new level!
  • Do the letters of support Hagrid receives actually support his role as professor?
  • Does Dumbledore’s trust in people and belief in second chances stem from his own family situation and relationship with Grindelwald?
  • Odds and Ends cover Krum practicing for The Second Task, Sleakeazy’s Hair Potion, goblin rebellions and Aberforth’s lust for goats!
  • Next week: We’re busting open the Muggle Mail bag, so send us your feedback!
  • Quizzitch question: The tub in the Prefects’ Bathroom features roughly how many golden taps? Submit your answer at MuggleCast.com/Quizzitch!
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Episode #655: Hogwarts is an Insecurity Nightmare (GOF Chapter 23, The Yule Ball)

Can YOU dance like a Hippogriff? Nananananananana! It’s Yule Ball season and this week, we’re fraternizing with the enemy, proving our emotional span is greater than a teaspoon and dodging Moody’s creepy eye, all while trying our best to keep our dates happy and turn it up on the dance floor!

  • Chapter-by-Chapter continues with Goblet of Fire, Chapter 23: The Yule Ball
  • 7-Word Summary: Hormones fly amok at Hogwarts’ Big Holiday
  • Main Discussion #1: Hermione’s Chapter
  • Would anyone that Hermione took to the ball have been free of Ron’s criticism?
  • The Courting of Hermione Granger
  • What do we think of Viktor Krum’s approach… and sheer vulnerability?
  • We react to Hermione’s decision to have Madam Pomfrey shrink her teeth
  • Main Discussion #2: Hurricane Ron
  • Animal Magnetism, baby! What makes Ron suddenly so full of himself?
  • Sour face, sour mood: Ron casts a massive black cloud over the entire Yule Ball
  • Could Ron be jealous his two besties are a part of the Elite Champions date club?
  • Low Blow, Ron! Does Hermione truly not have Harry’s best interests at heart?
  • We debate if Harry did enough to defuse the tension between Ron and Hermione
  • Odds and Ends cover Sirius’ knife, Dobby’s Christmas gift, Barty Crouch Jr.’s mysterious absence, Snape and Karkaroff’s odd relationship, Beetle Rita and more!
  • Next week: Goblet of Fire, Chapter 24: Rita Skeeter’s Scoop
  • Quizzitch question: According to Rita Skeeter, what department at the Ministry would be particularly interested in Hagrid’s Blast-Ended Skrewts?
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Episode #654: Witchcraft and Rizzardry (GOF Chapter 22, The Unexpected Task)

On this week’s episode, we interrupt your regularly scheduled schoolwork to announce (quite last minute) that there will be a Yule Ball this year! Grab your dress robes and find a dance partner before all the “good ones” are taken!

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  • Chapter-by-Chapter continues with Goblet of Fire, Chapter 22: The Unexpected Task
  • 7-Word Summary: Cho regrets not saying ‘yes’ to Greatness
  • Main Discussion #1: McGonagall’s announcement
  • Is Professor McGonagall not being sensitive to Harry’s youth?
  • How long have the teachers known about the Yule Ball this year, and why would they announce it a week before Christmas?
  • Laura asks what our high school dances were like and the hosts try to remember.
  • Fred Weasley has the Cha(rizz)ma to win The Unexpected Task of Asking Girls Out
  • Would it be so wrong if Harry, a champion, went stag to the ball?
  • Harry turns on Cedric Diggory after learning he’s Cho’s date
  • Cho lets Harry down easy, and we compare her character here vs Book 5
  • Ginny wins at playing the long game; Ron and Harry both mess up at romance
  • This chapter represents the last time Harry will forget about bezoars
  • Next week: Goblet of Fire, Chapter 23: The Yule Ball
  • Quizzitch question: What gift does Harry get Ron for Christmas in 1994?
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Episode #653: Dobby Lobby (GOF Chapter 21, The House-Elf Liberation Front)

On this week’s episode, the band is back together! So grab your golden eggs and bring ‘em to the Gryffindor Common Room, because it’s a PAR-TAY and even the House-Elves are invited!

  • Chapter-by-Chapter continues with Goblet of Fire, Chapter 21: The House-Elf Liberation Front
  • 7-Word Summary: Shrieks and panic erupt from Gryffindor base
  • Main Discussion #1: Blast-Ended Rita
  • Ron or Hermione? Who has the better perspective after The First Task?
  • Anxiety or Relief? How do feel about the The Second Task being three months away?
  • We analyze the different student reactions to Harry opening his egg
  • Sneaky Skeeter: Why is Rita so interested in speaking with Hagrid? What do we make of her tactics?
  • Main Discussion #2: Tea Time With Dobby
  • Who wore it better? Dobby or Mr. Weasley?
  • What is it in Dobby’s character that makes him enjoy being free?
  • What do we make of Winky’s current situation? Her perception of Dobby?
  • Why did it take Dobby two years to come back to Hogwarts?
  • Dobby is gettin’ paid and time off! Does this offer stand for all House-Elves working at Hogwarts?
  • Keep The Secrets: Are we to believe Dobby is doing additional work for Dumbledore that makes him “in the know”?
  • We deep dive into the conditioning of House-Elves, their generational trauma, physical treatment and more
  • Next week: Goblet of Fire, Chapter 22: The Unexpected Task
  • Quizzitch question: How many girls ask Harry Potter to the Yule Ball?
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