Transcript #732

Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #732, It’s Morfin Time! (HBP Chapter 10, ‘The House of Gaunt’) Cold Open Laura: Morfin is just hissing at him, literally, “You’re not welcome here. Get out.” Eric: Still, if a guy is hissing at me, I’m probably going to back up a little bit. Micah: You’ve been on the New…

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Transcript #731

Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #731, The Great MuggleCast Bake Off (HBP Chapter 9, ‘The Half-Blood Prince’) Cold Open Micah: You probably don’t bake a cake the same way I do, or Andrew does, or Laura does. We all follow different instructions, and maybe we add our own little flair to it, and maybe it tastes…

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Transcript #730

Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #730, Oh Hell Doe! (HBP Chapter 8, Snape Victorious) Cold Open Eric: Again, where is the train going in a hurry? Why wouldn’t it at least park? Micah: Why are we blaming the train? [Everyone laughs] Eric: Well, because it’s… no… Show Intro [Show music plays] Andrew Sims: Welcome to MuggleCast,…

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Transcript #729

Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #729, Agent Harry (HBP Chapter 7, The Slug Club) Cold Open Andrew: The premise is so silly, because it’s like, “Guys, Voldemort is a terrible person, but he would never ask a 16-year-old to become a Death Eater.” What? This guy murders people! He tried to murder a child! Show Intro…

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Transcript #728

Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #728, Agent Granger (HBP Chapter 6, Draco’s Detour) Cold Open Eric: Five hours to access your account. They need online banking. Julian: And somehow Bill can just go in and get Harry’s gold? I just… I have so many follow-up questions about… [Micah laughs] Julian: I’m like, “Does Harry have a…

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Transcript #727

Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #727, Weasley Gossip Hour (HBP Chapter 5, An Excess of Phlegm) Cold Open Micah: I wonder, does Rufus even know that Dumbledore is about to show up? [Andrew and Eric laugh] Micah: It’s, what, one o’clock in the morning at this point? Show Intro [Show music plays] Andrew Sims: Welcome to…

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Transcript #726

Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #726, Fame W…alrus (HBP Chapter 4, Horace Slughorn) Cold Open Eric: Micah thinks he’s going to make it in the Slug Club. Boy, do we have news for him. Andrew: [laughs] Yeah, is this your audition? Micah: These things exist. Laura: I mean, there genuinely are academic societies for high-performing students…

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Transcript #725

Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #725, Privet Drive Revenge Tour (HBP Chapter 3, ‘Will and Won’t’) Cold Open Andrew: Micah, I think you would be pissed if somebody showed up at 11:00 p.m. I would too. Micah: I’d be pissed if somebody showed up at 3:00 p.m. [Everyone laughs] Meg: Me too! Andrew: Unannounced? Eric: Micah…

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Transcript #724

Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #724, Snape’s House of Deceit (HBP Chapter 2, Spinner’s End) Cold Open Laura: It wouldn’t surprise me. I mean, he’s depressed as hell. There’s no getting around that. Eric: Well, you’d be depressed, too, if Wormtail were living with you. [Everyone laughs] Laura: Yeah! Oh, God, yeah. Show Intro [Show music…

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Transcript #723

Transcript for MuggleCast Episode #723, Fudge’s Therapy Session (HBP Chapter 1, The Other Minister) Cold Open Micah: And the fact that Fudge would be a little bit looser with the Muggle Prime Minister, one reason could just be because he knows that this person’s not going to share any of this information with anybody else,…

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